/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

I fucked you're waifu

>>174124257
But why

>>174125015
I don't know why you bothered to post this
It was pretty obvious the guy was a self shilling retard even without it

>>174125376
on the off chance he's self-aware enough to feel shame i want him to never do that again

>finally get chef position
>bombed before I can cook

antagonized as fuck

>>174048269

What the fuck is this, I didn't toolbox anyone

>>174124682
>OP still posting IRC
>absolutely zero coders still use IRC
>coding discord not linked

Coding discord
https://discord.gg/fE3Ts8A

is there a way to pick roundstart skinless?

>>174128080
I mean, they use IRC in the way that the MoMMI bot relays IRC to the Discord server, but you're right and I've edited it to include the coder Discord.
The stats page is there, so hey, Sood should be happy at least

>>174128308
The #coderbus is particularly egregious since it's TG's IRC. Which is absolutely less than zero help for anyone!

POLL IS HERE YOU GUYS

How did it go from Box > Meta > Deff
To Box > Deff > Meta

>Deff
But why

Why anything but Box

>>174128784
Meta has no maintenance loot

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>brand new to game
>go engineer because figure it'll be as easy as just fixing stuff
>cultists take over medical area
>security battles with them repeatedly while the captain panics
>break into fortified medbay and steal a cultist sword and throw it as a security officer
>get knocked the fuck out
>someone calls an escape shuttle
>fellow engineerbro drags me to it as security and cultists continue to fight
>vines start taking the ship over and mutilating anyone who gets near them(???)
>slowly crawl away as vines inch over the shuttle and kill most of the people
>shuttle is now on fire for some reason
>we arrive and I crawl out of the shuttle
>fire spreads and I burn to death as blood cultists hack apart nearby people writhing in the vines

>>174128856
FALSE WALL: THE MAP

>>174128916
>>go engineer because figure it'll be easy

WEW

>>174128920
What's wrong with false walls?

>>174129065
The Brig and the Bridge are surrounded by maintenance tunnels that any chucklefuck can get into and make false walls directly into the captain's office. results in a LOT of grand bne on that map

next time don't make me cum

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baby's day out mode when

Good. You opened this message.
This isn't actually asari military command.
They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.
So you survived our fight on Thessia.
You're not as weak as I thought.
But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me.
Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win.
The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written.
I hope I'm there for the last chapter.
It ends with your death.
-KL

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=3706&p=19423#p19423

Look at him and laugh

>>174129316
Should I play Mass Effect 2?

>>174129417
>Should I play Mass Effect 2

if you don't your missing out on a good game, just don't play the third if you haven't already.
it's shit

>>174128916
>engineer
>easy
nope, least you can do is read the wiki and set up the AME
try janitor or cargo
medbay is lovely to learn first but only do it when it's staffed

>nerf hive defenders
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/14665
>color blind settings for goonchat
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/14662
>cooking balance changes
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/14650
>rebalances black and green cores (WIP)
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/14649
>adds mud pie
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/14630
>XGM(atmos shenanigans)
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/14609

>>174129629
>https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/14609

Can someone explain what XGM does? I can't decipher PJB's autism

>>174129712
it's Bays ZAS system

>>174129757
What's the difference? I only played on /vg/

>>174129808
i think it can melt down walls or cause ice to form it temps are extreme enough

>>174129757
>ZAS system
what, do you get your money from an ATM machine, you freak?

>>174129923
Nice

WHEN

>>174129950
yeah

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You can now vote on the attack animations in a player poll! It'll last for a week from now.
You know what they say: a week too late is better than promising the playerbase you'll totally do something and then totally never doing it

>>174129923
>ice
NO, NEXIS! NO!

>>174129629
>literally have to manually delete the chatlog regularly for performance's sake
>they'd rather play with the fucking color palate than address this

>>174130697
Why do things that could help the game when you can port things only the ivory tower cares about?

>>174130186
>promising
*autism intensifies*

>>174130186
>Coders promise a poll, refused to allow anyone else to make one even if they had the ability
>Pain promises a poll. refused to allow anyone else to make one even if they had the ability
Finally you did it.

>>174131982
BRING
THE
PAIN

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>>174132096
So far so good.

Can we have a poll to move the server back to wherever the fuck it was when it didn't lag?

Is it generally accepted traitors can do anything, kill random people, and flood the station with plasma just because they're traitors?

>>174132191
yeah. as long as they don't ic ooc, ooc ic, or erp, they're golden

>>174132191
Yes

>>174132189
Canada

>>174132191
Yes you buffoon

Shouldn't the get corgi meat objective be limited to getting the meat from Ian? I think it's too easy to just order a corgi from cargo and needing only a crowbar to pry it out of the box

>>174132460
the trader kept bothering me to borrow Ian for '''company''' so I told him about all the other unrobust ways to get corgi meat

>OOC: Hellstorm of the Dark Gods: Kik was a treasure
>Hellstorm is kik
This cringe.

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>>174132141

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eh9gLRFfe8

>>174132783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sxnXO2RjVg

REMINDER
IF YOU LIKE ATTACK ANIMATIONS: SO DO I.
I VOTED NO. YOU SHOULD TOO - THE CODERS CANNOT GET AWAY WITH IT. THIS IS HOW WE SHOW THEM

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>>174133017
I'm in the same boat desu
fuck the coders

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>>174133017
Shut the fuck up, you Plebeian. Don't you dare talk to the Patricians like that.

>>174133017
If you like attack animations and vote to remove them you're only hurting yourself. The person who made them doesn't even code for /vg/ anymore.

>>174128856
Meta has more maint loot than Box, and boasts tons of maint coins and a free roburger

>>174133423
No. The coders brought this on themselves. I wanted attack animations. I didn't want some illuminati larping from those fuckers to merge a PR without due process that ignores pomf

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>>174133261
>they get visibly offended when people discuss development elsewhere because they can't actively moderate it or police public opinion effectively

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>>174133712
Even he couldn't revert it

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See, this is what I hate about most the anti-RP crowd: Any time that someone proclaims that they want more roleplay people immediately assume they want autistic Bay levels of RP where people need to emote doing even basic actions such as pressing a button or they get banned. No. The medium RP crowd doesn't want that. The reason why we don't go to Bay is because Bay has TOO MUCH roleplay: They put the roleplay first and the game second, rather than other way around as it should be (and as opposed to the light/no RP crowd that wants to put the game first and make roleplay optional or completely absent). It's like it's impossible to have a middleground, and that if you don't like one extreme then it must mean that you like the opposite extreme instead, which is not the case.

We just want people to put more effort in getting immersed. No, it does not mean you should have to type out three sentences every time you want to point a gun at people. No, it does not mean that admins should police everything you do and tell you how to play your own character. It simply means to pretend that you're an actual human being in an actual sci-fi setting with a job on a deep space research facility, and act accordingly. Rather than treat this game as some valid-hunting sandbox with a light space station flavor.

I do, however, acknowledge that not everyone plays this game for the purpose of roleplay. There's nothing inherently WRONG with wanting to treat this game as a valid-hunting sandbox, but everyone plays this game for different reasons. That guy earlier was right in pointing out there is a massive rift in player interests on this server and at some point we're gonna have to sit down and discuss what direction this server should go in, whether it's more of a roleplay focus or more of a gamist space-mafia focus. There's nothing wrong with liking the latter, but don't be surprised when the people who prefer more roleplay try to stand up for that.

>>174134556
>he wasn't here when the admins had a HIGH RP round and everyone started spamming *breathes

>>174134598
>The reason why we don't go to Bay is because Bay has TOO MUCH roleplay: They put the roleplay first and the game second, rather than other way around as it should be (and as opposed to the light/no RP crowd that wants to put the game first and make roleplay optional or completely absent). It's like it's impossible to have a middleground, and that if you don't like one extreme then it must mean that you like the opposite extreme instead, which is not the case.

Who here still has a problem with MrPain?

His actions this last month show he is the best headmin we've ever had.

>log in on my 3 ckeys
>vote to remove attack animations on every one

HA HA HA

>>174134754
voting is tied to IP you retard

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the americans are waking up early

>>174134893
still awake actually

>>174133712
Again, the ones you are punishing are the ones who are least active.

>>174134951
shut the fuck up probe

>>174135137
Just because you're retarded doesn't mean I'm going to happily circlejerk you for trying to get a feature I like removed for a pointless and ineffective reason.

>>174135364
What if it was a feature you didn't like?

>>174135459
You're arguing with a guy that RPs playing a cat and fetches mice, unironically

>>174135534
Oh..]

Whats the best job for a first timer?

>>174135708
AI

>>174135708
IIA

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SHITTERS GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK UP
SUICIDEWATCH BELOW THIS POST

Do you want more admin bussing or less?

>>174136012
I would rather an admin never bus. You faggots have no creativity as you have never read anything of real literary quality.

there should be an option to get gibbed when converted or rev'd, i fucking hate team gamemodes

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>>174136012
need more variety in the buses. how about ships arriving with different races from their homeplanets and such, or a spiderqueen ship, clown ship, malevolent AI ship loaded with borgos.

MORE SHIPS

http://www.strawpoll.me/12751362

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>When you're the only security officer and the mime is elected captain while you can't hit shit with a stun gun and you panic investigate a maint tunnel and get slipped and killed.

>>174136551
I told you, you should have stopped all that democracy crap.

>>174136551
Oh my god you got it so good too, there were at least four of us meleeing you at once and I had an esword too.

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Life is so much better as a validhunting greyshirt.

All you have to do is be somewhat less zealous than security.

[01:12:41]ADMIN: PM: Hellstorm of the Dark Gods/(Kikakka)->Nuklearcellphoneg/(Saro James): Can I just be a wizard?
[01:12:46]ADMIN: PM: Bobda/(Viktor Kedrov)->Hellstorm of the Dark Gods/(Kikakka): Also if you can get somewhere secluded give ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Cult a read through. You're not on any time limit really.
[01:13:22]ADMIN: PM: Hellstorm of the Dark Gods/(Kikakka)->Bobda/(Viktor Kedrov): Because it's 1AM and I really don't wanna learn a new system n' shit

>>174136607
>>174136605

I was absolutely new at the role and was trying to figure out everything I could do.

I doubt arresting people would have done anything, I couldn't figure out how to keep prison doors shut.

>>174136207
I find most of the time I don't even have to help. I just do what I was doing, not interfere and wait for the summoning.

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>HoP holds election for new captain
>Force borgs to vote for mime and shill for the mime
>Immediately sprint in and convert the mime after their victory is announced
>First action they take after demoting frank is sacrificing him.

Good shit.

>>174136798
shit on desu

>>174136798
fragged

>>174136796
Wait did the dumb ass HoP really count votes that could be swayed by "law 2 vote for this guy"
W E W

>>174136695
Use the monitors.

>>174136798
I mean, probe is no better. Anyone he doesn't like he goes out of his way to shit on.

>>174137158
provide proofs

>>174136930
What monitors? The ones in the lobby only controlled records and cameras.

>>174136889
You know when you know something is up but you go along with it anyways because it has potential for hilarity? I bet it was one of those things

>>174137435
the screens with blue text adjacent to the cell doors

>>174129629
>adds mud pie

Damn you coders and your wicked ways!

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>>174136798
I want Probe to own me like he owned Ya Boy

>>174137683
there is very visible penises and ejaculate in that image, I am going to report you

unless you give me the artist name

>>174137961
https://exhentai.org/g/842816/8e8a6cba84/
have the sheep comic

>>174137683
I'm not probe but I'll own you. (spoiler) i-if you w-want me to.. (spoiler)

GAOGAIGAR

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>People forget to take the suprise out of the eggs before eating them

>>174142624
>a kinder egg costs 4 fucking dollars

AMERICA?

They're less than one GBP here.

can someone link the poll?

>>174142727
they cost more because they need to be important and i think the bongdollar is worth more than the burgershekel

>>174142753
http://ss13.moe/index.php/poll/102

>>174142753
http://ss13.moe/index.php/poll/102

>>174142624
>>174142727
I don't want your shitty fucking surprise eggs, can't imagine any american wanting them either.
There is literally no difference between them and a McDonald's plastic piece of shit toy.

>>174142753
http://ss13.moe/index.php/poll/102

>>174142905
They're shit, very little chocolate and the toy is low quality.

Kinder chocolate isn't bad, especially if you get it in a bar and it isn't horribly overpriced like in america.

>>174142983
I'll stick with Lindt like a real man should

>>174143086
>lindt
Good choice.

>>174143086
>lindt
Good choice.

>>174143086
>lindt
Good choice

>>174143086
>lindt
Good choice

>>174143086
>lindt
Good Choice.

>>174143086
>lindt
Good choice.

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So what is it?

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>dragonbro got admin
>bobda got admin
>goldsteel did not get admin
>xenovix did not get admin

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Quick

Come up with a political system for each department.

>>174143559
I've never seen one before, no-one has, but I'm guessing it's a white hole.

>>174143638
>security
totalitarian regime
>service
Anarchy
>engineering
Isolationist democracy
>medbay
communism
>science
liberal democracy
>Silicons
Hitler in chains

>>174143606
>Ex-admins get the chance over those who aren't, yet again
Woooow, what a surprise

>>174143758
A white hole?

>>174143819
Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. A black hole sucks time and matter out of the universe, a white hole returns it.

>>174143782
I'd take Dragonbro over Goldsteel or Xevonix any day of the week

>>174143782
>wanting xevonix as admin
its bad enough we have sawbones

>>174144012
I'd be pretty upset if zealotron and xevonix had admin at the same time but thankfully not happening yet

>>174144012
>>174144251
Name 4 things wrong with my nigga

>>174144506
Massive sperg, more than allowed here
Medbay autist that goes and does chem then piss off as a assistant
Husbandu fag with metaclicks
Victim complex that thinks everyone is grudging him

>>174144506
metabuddy faggot
maximum autism over pointless medbay things
metagrudes people and trash talks them in dead chat
same tier as waifus

>>174144593
what exactly is wrong with assisting a department as an assistant if I am let in

>>174144593
>>174144704
provide source or leave on a horse

>>174144785
I'm not going to be ban valid autist and swim on month's old logs. Fuck off

Why doesn't somebody make new playlists for the jukebox and add all the songs people want? Should be easy and everyone always wants more juke

>>174144921
You have to get pomf to add them and spoiler alert he won't

>>174144767
Its not the asisting, its the autism of only doing pills, he never sticks with treating people because he cant deal with player interaction, only autisming pills.
>>174144785
Like >>174144852 said, no way jose, im not going to go logdive at all just to prove someone that xevo is a idiot.

>>174145014
give him special K and he'll record himself blowing you and remix it into a jukebox song

>>174144852
>>174145094
>complain about somebody
>wont provide proof

Take it to the forums if it's a serious issue

>>174145154
>implying I care enough about this server to take it to the forums
Nah.

>>174145154
>Take it to the forums if it's a serious issue
Did you forget that this conversation was about why he shouldn't be an admin and not why he should be banned?

>>174145460
why shouldn't he be admin?

>>174145657
>going full circle
wew lad

>>174145657
It'd probably be easier to name the reasons he should be admin. I can't imagine there are more than a few

If it is a valid interpretation for a Robocop AI to serve an individual named The Public Trust in priority over The Public Trust as an abstract concept, then it should be a valid interpretation for an NT Default AI to protect an individual named YourAssignedSpaceStation in priority over the actual space station.

This is the issue with AI's following non-standard interpretations of abstract concepts: Asimov gets a "free pass" because everyone "knows" what Human Harm is. If an Asimov AI interpreted Human Harm as "Human Harm is an individual who I have not located on the manifest yet", then they would be very likely to receive admin intervention for not following their laws. However, a Robocop AI who interpreted The Public Trust as "The Public Trust is an individual who I have not located on the manifest yet", they would not receive the same admin attenton, even though neither Asimov nor Robocop actually define Human Harm or The Public Trust within the laws themselves.

>>174145826
>>174145790
Name 4 reasons why he shouldn't be given a chance

>>174144785
>did an autistic waifu thing with whatever her name was and would put people on the brink of death for hugging her
>spergs out and nonantag toolboxes people in medbay because they don't do things his way
>generally unlikeable person
>metaclubber
you're decent at drawing I guess, but your style kinda sucks

>>174146120
replied to the wrong post, whoops.

Remember: SOP says nothing about changing silicon's laws. There is nothing wrong with changing the AI off of Asimov at the start of the shift. This is especially relevant for Asimov Secborgs who are quite impotent in the vast majority of circumstances on Asimov.

>>174146630
>using the biggest crutch in the game to collect valids

i for one like the idea of xevonix as an admin
he bans ERPers and doesn't afraid of anything

plus he drew my static and is a nice guy he just has a temper

>>174146687
hes not as bad of a canidate as sawbones but still probably would be a bad idea to be a min due to his checkered past
and stop shilling yourself yahir

>>174146687
wasn't he in the same metaclub Zealotron was banned because of?

I don't want this powercreep faggotry to get anymore out of hand

Why isn't zealotron on any of the main discords? :thinking:

>>174146662
I don't care about valids, I just think giving the entire crew all access is unacceptable as security. NT Default still gives people all access, but at least that can be cancelled out by the HOS ordering "AI, do not release any prisoners who ask you or a borg to be released" a la the "with priority according to rank and role" of Law 2.

>>174146779
zealotron is in every main discord, he just uses a dumb meme name and changes it every week

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>>174146759
i'm not yahir
my images do not have strange filenames, and i possess no showbiz pizza bears
see?

Damn

NT sure did some budget cuts

>>174146847
someone should tell him how to install two discords so he doesn't have to change it every week

>>174146687
>he bans ERPers

when

>>174146979
When he bans himself for engaging into homosexuality

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>>174147037
:)
(:
:)

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I learned a lot this shift

>>174147239
Like?

>>174146687
he's a poor man's solarios

>>174147450
?

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>trying to repair the aftermath of a heavy meteor storm
>with a skeleton crew consisting only of yourself and one other non-mechanic engineer
>before even managing to seal off every breached area of the station, ANOTHER meteor storm appears
>followed by a bombing spree so large it causes a station-wide EMP that lasts for over a minute

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>Arrive on station as janitor
>Immediately, pressure on arrivals shuttle is fucked up and everything is dark
>Put on Internals and step outside
>Hurled across room because of pressure
>Medic finds me and drags me to medbay
>Surgeon takes me in straight away and performs open chest surgery without anaesthesia
>Stagger out and into the bar to try and at least get a drink
>Bartender is gone and bar is locked, and the whole room is dark
>Stagger off to try and find a replacement lightbulb
>Walking through corridors as meteors pelt the station
>About to step into Janitor's closet when EMP is detonated, causing my prosthetic leg to blow off
>Atmos hit causes air to flood out, quickly activate internals
>Doc brings me to med, internals run out, and there are no wheelchairs left
>Surgeon attempts to do something but has to give up halfway through because there's no air in the room and we're all dying
>Doc manages to replace my internals at least
>Surgeon puts me in a body bag, climbs in with me, and doc drags us to shuttle
>Across the exploded remains of what was once a corridor
>Dumped on floor in shuttle, eventually dragged into medbay where I'm forgotten about, unconscious and suffocating because my internals weren't taken off
I wasn't prepared for this abstract level of suffering.

>>174147484
its true

>>174147818
?

>>174146687
you can't babysit and have a temper

guess what adminning is

just stop fucking shilling yourself dude you're doing nothing but making people like you less. nobody fucking wants you admin except maybe your metabuddies. you got literally zero yes votes on the admin poll

>>174147764
>posts anime
>has mechanical limbs
>doesn't immediately grab spare oxy tanks and radio/crowbar from O2 lockers
>doesn't use the janicart of ZAS protection

deserved it all desu

>>174147968
Buddy. Take a chill pill. That guy isn't even me and you're acting like a fool.

>>174147764
I was trying to save you but I also ran out of internals and passed out. Sorry man.

and like clockwork he arrives to defend his honor...

>>174148046
you're the one astroturfing, dude

you won't convince me otherwise, because I know I'm correct

if I'm somehow wrong and it really was just one of your buddies, they've done you a disservice and you should tell them not to do it again if they want people in favor of you being admin

kinda weird how you suddenly pop up right now like 2 minutes after you're accused of selfshilling

>>174147764
>requesting anaesthesia
>ever
just *collapse or sleep

anaesthesia tanks are only there for roleplay

>>174148679
>sleep
sleep takes forever to wake up, the best minmax way to do surgery is anesthesia

>not being awake while someone performs surgery on you
Fags

>>174148928
why not just toss them in the sleeper microwave thing and activate the wake cycle?

>>174148312
funny thing is, he's right and yahir isn't shilling himself, and i'm not one of his buddies either
i hate yahir and i want to make people hate him more by reverse-self-shilling him

>>174148928
if you collapse you can just "rest" again to wake up at the same time

i use it all the time when i don't trust the doctor and see him doing something fishy with me

>>174148981
This is a false flag

>>174148928
you know there's a sleeper, which has a built in function to wake people up.

and it wouldn't matter, you'd be dragged away anyhow.

>>174148981
yeah, I'm sure you are

just stop posting and take a break, you're not making things better for yourself

>>174148963
This. The funniest shit ever is just dragging someone onto the surgery table, cutting them open then and there, and just laughing at them as they sit there and panic at you doing speed-surgery on them with no anaesthetic.
I did that once, laughed my fucking ass off. Admittedly, it's a lot easier to do that with the incision manager and laser scalpel, but you can do it with the base surgery tools if you get lucky with your dice rolls.

>>174148928
if your doctor doesn't wake you up in a sleeper after operation you can honestly just knock them out and stuff them in disposals

>>174148963
>Stay awake in surgery
>Continually shout things like "FUCK FUCK FUCK" and "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST" every surgical step
>Berate the surgeon every time the step messes up due to me being awake

Truly I am bay

>somebody is shilling yahir
>another guy says "stop self-shilling"
>yahir shows up 2 minutes later to say "it wasn't me"
>somebody then says later it was not actually yahir and just somebody falseflagging to make people hate yahir

whats going on

>>174149156
>Be med
>Security Officer got face hugged
>Do surgery
>He screams at me when my hand slips
>Screams at me when I am cutting into his chest
>"NO NO, MY FACE DOC!" or something
>Sure, why not
>do the surgery on his face while he shittalks the whole time
>Pull out his implant
>He asplodes
I quit playing medbay after that but I guess it was 10/10 rp

>>174149156
>just trying to do speed operations because the ride never ends, if someone wants to make my life easier they can sleep
>some faggot starts screaming and sperging out at me because I missed my roll three times in a row
>his face when he feels a tiny prick

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>>174149351
4th dimensional shill-chess

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>>174149471

>>174149438
>Expecting someone who is awake in the middle of surgery to remain silent while you're cutting into them

At least banter back for God's sake, have some imagination.

>>174149438
>he thinks I didn't hack the dans and got anti tox in me specifically so I can shittalk his feeble attempts at chloraling me

Chloral me and you are going to get a taste of your own medicine faggot, hypocratic oath motherfucker, do you practice it.

>>174149438
>being pissy over a bit of bantz
Cmon my man, that's the best part of speed-surgery is spouting medic quotes every time you fuck up.

>>174149351
xevonix is shilling himself

that's it

is a man not entitled to the hugs of his waifu?

>>174150805
who is anti shilling him

>>174144921
pretty sure pomf made a new github for juke additions unless i imagined that whole thing. Ask someone to post it so you can make issues on it with the files and pomf can add them if you can't push to it.

>>174151128
No said the admin team, thats bannable.

>>174151223
I guess that means the people calling him out

all it has been is him shilling himself, people calling him out, then damage control

there is no reverse-shill trying to make him look bad

>>174151128
Look as long as you don't conbine the peepee and the vajayjay to make an erpe it'll probably be fine

>>174152305
>conbine

QUALITY OF ADMINS LADY AND GENTLEMAN

is it wrong to play lifeweb on such a holy day?

>>174152508
Yes, thats why I am only playing Bishop and whipping my chest infront of the cross.

>>174152596
>not being a priest migrant venturing out of the caves, just as jesus did

>>174152808
>not welcoming the priest in the church like a good post christian Holy Father

Speaking of lifeweb, how do I pick skinless? Last night, I was a migrant and died in the caves. When I went back to the menu screen, it allowed me to pick skinless just like any other fate. I figured you could just pick them after roundstart like migrant, but apparently that's not the case.

>>174153080
drink gallium

>>174153185
I mean pick like any other fate from the menu screen

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=22&p=19427&sid=65fae8f4ad2a4ad7d16e9ed4c1a57aa7#p19425
what did sarca mean by this? why is he still here?

>>174152379
Hey I was on a phone

sawbones did nothing wrong

>>174154829
Is Sawbones black in real life?

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=34&p=19409#p19409

>>174155075
He's definitely not white

A TO Z OF WAIFUS

Ashe Mallory
Brittany Kemple
Caleigh Stall
Dee Fibb
Evangelyne Garland
...[fill in the rest]

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>>174155575
>shilling yourself
And making a poor job of it.

>>174155575
If you are gonna shitpost at least do not half-ass it

>>174155575
Dee Fibb should not be on this list, faggot

Guys

What if

Like

There was a station with only security officers

Wouldn't that reduce crime to 0%?

>>174157392
but sec fags commit crimes more than anyone, majority of them doesn't even know space law

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>spend multiple rounds as miner exploring space
>find slightly cool things
>one(1) round in a space pod as assistant
>find an engineering vault, cult vault, and fucking spessmart

>>174153080
Speaking of lifeweb, how do I play lifeweb

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>Play rookie security
>Within five minutes get to witness everyone gang up and burn a vampire to death
>Everything goes relatively normally aside from a vox vampire hiding on an asteroid that we need to kill
>Before everyone leaves get a call about Ben Garrison holing up in the bar with five+ gas canisters or w/e and presumably killing everyone inside.
>Get there as the only person able to answer the call and the fucking captain of all people blocks me from opening the door
>Get tired of it and taze him, freeing everyone
>Before I can get in and arrest the assumed bomber the fucking captain tases me in plain view of another officer, drags me off to his quarters, then makes me an assistant
>Get dumped with nothing and make my way to the brig to explain myself
>Another officer shows up, says "Just pretend to be the detective and guides me to where a fucking dead detective is, and I don't remember how he died
>"Is this legal?"
>"No."
>Disguise myself as the detective but oh fuck, rad storm.
>Don't get to a tunnel in time and all my hair falls out, vomiting everywhere.
>Get to the shuttle and everyone is freaking out.
>Just end up swallowing a laser gun.

I expected hardship but I didn't expect this.

>>174157461
>majority of them doesn't even know space law

you sure as hell doesn't know how to use your words.

>>174155575
Name a waifu for
H
J
K
N
P
Q
UVWXYZ

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>tfw nobody visits your panic bunker/bar you spent an hour and a half autistically constructing

>>174157621
Joanna Slurp!

>>174157535
1. connect to the server
2. make sure your account is old enough, if it is, skip the next step
3. if it's too young, pay Randy $15
4. play lifeweb

>>174157507
Spacepods are super fast

We need to expand on spacepods.

>>174157658
That's a lot of fucking rwalls.

>>174157721
Ok

What's the server

>>174157658
>no independent atmos system
>no self power
5/10

>>174157658
>tfw your an mommi and not allowed to interact with crew

>>174136889
I did not count borg votes

>>174157658

i didnt know where it was or i would have came. i found out one existed but nobody said where, then i got sick

>>174157621
Hyun Ae!
Julia Brandt!
Kaylie Morgan!
Naomi Williams!
Zalika Salib!

Halp my game keeps freezing while the message window remains functional. This only happens when I have Firefox open.

>>174157658
>people not walking into red airlocks
gee I wonder why

>>174157874
So don't open firefox

I want Rin to smash my balls with her heel!

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>mfw digitalis says someone is being unreasonable and abusing their power

>>174157658
>bar with no booze vendor
>cigarette vendor behind the counter

>>174158035
fuck me, does this guy know the definition of hypocrisy?

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>>174158035
logs?

>>174157987
>search self
>rin doesn't like me

heh

I want to take ailsa out for dinner!

>>174158035

>digitalis in charge of playing security
>digitalis in charge of reading what people are saying

>>174158035
>Fucks with combat cyborgs on NT Default
>Shocked when they light him up
wooooow, how was I supposed to the death-borgs were going to kill me?

>>174158160
the moron just had a week timeout and is immediately back to his old habits

>>174158214
he will just get banned again for being an idiot and not backing down

>>174158085
[07:47:18]SAY: Simon Bode/Digitalis (@282,247,1) As Galactic Common : Clearly love to abuse their power.

>>174157841
>dead
>banned
>dead
>banned
>dead

>>174158214
> NT default means I can just kill anyone I want
laws 2 and 3 exist bud

>>174158616
if someone of a higher rank orders them to murder someone of a lower rank, they must do so as serve is above protect

in the same regard, anyone found damaging the station to a significant degree after a couple of warnings is fair game for a beating and perhaps termination

>>174158616
t.digitalis
a laws a law, they are perfect
:^)

>>174157784
google.com

>>174158616
>Cyborgs ordered to do something by HoS
>Security officer interferes with this order
>Security officer shocked when killed by cyborgs
Wooooow

>>174158760
>>174158673
> HoS tells AI to bring a trader to the chapel
> AI tells borgs to kill anyone who tries to prevent the trader from being taken to the chapel
> the trader lies in the chapel for thirty seconds, after which an officer tries to clone them
> officer gets lit up by them for it
AI's blatantly at fault here for turning a regular and mundane order to bring a dead body to the chapel into an order to kill anyone who tries to clone it.

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ZAS just got a lot... deadlier!

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Windows cant save you now puny mortal!

Post ded spessmen
>Rail
>Patrick Bateman
>Random shitter #5

>>174158953
ban request it

>>174159640
>making plasmaflooding even worse
I guess nobody's winning malf ever huh

>>174159670
>tfw every good detective like bateman leaves

>>174159329
Are you finally fixing all the windows that don't update zas when they break?

>>174157721
getting the IP is the first task

not even trying to be muh secret club here, but you gotta get used to figuring shit out on your own in lifeweb, there's no wiki or thread to spoonfeed you, and the discord is only so helpful

>>174159670
Does yahir play anymore?

>>174160416
sadly

>>174160416
We see through your tricks, shill

You won't be getting admin this time fella

oops, meant >>174160394 for >>174157784

>>174160394
Ok

Where's the discord

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=338

>back then he was innocent and pure
>now he's a jaded cynic

>>174161380
most people who apply for admin are jaded cynics

>>174161012
do some digging, wait for the shills to start posting here, or rely on a nice anon here to give it to you

this weekend's party is ending soon and if your account isn't from 2015 you'll have to pay Randy, and it takes him time to process all the shit, so you probably wouldn't be playing today anyways

>dragonbro gets admin despite being fresh off a major perma
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=1397

>>174161702
>I permabanned you because you weren't on when i tried to adminpm you about the whole mess. You weren't permabanned because you fucked engineering, it was applied so we'd get an explanation about it on forums.

>>174161702
>back when dragonbro just played as a MoMMI

too pure

>just wanna play a game of dota zwei
>your freefarming invoker mid goes meme rightclick build with blink and ghost scepter

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What're the best clown shenanigans you've ever seen?

>>174161702

To be fair, the guy he boned in the incident he got deadminned over even said that Dragonbro was a good admin and should remain on.

Dragonbro is a pretty good admin. Just needs to keep his cool.

>>174163052
delete this

>Get cyro, x-ray, hulk, camo
>Noone's willing to take a moment to scan me

Was the vault safe changed? Last time I tried to crack it, the usual method didn't work.

>>174163386
it's your fault for being so slow that powers literally don't matter anymore at this point

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http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=3686
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=3630
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=3501
Please reconsider

>>174159640
It's cool but it needs to go slower. plasma flooding already makes things impossible

>>174161561
I got the IPs from some reddit posts, problem is that once I'm in, I don't know what to do, it says I have to spend one chromosome to respawn, but I have 0

There must be some way of gaining more

LIFEWEB IS NOT SS13

REPORT AND IGNORE ALL LIFEWEB POSTS

>>174158328
>says the guy who has multiple head bans for power tripping

>>174163052
I SUNDER YOUR CABAL
__U
__N
__D
__E
__R

gonna do an Islamic bar tender gimmick is that too far or is it halal?

>work robotics
>borg someone
>calls of blob
>janitor, virologist, lawyer trying to break in, shooting me with practice laserguns and breaking my windows
>blob victory
>never even saw a blob

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>>174164353

>Rfultra: "Meme!"
>Sawbones, literal meme: "Hurr!"
>Pain: "Don't meme!"

That'd make more of an impact, Pain, if you didn't just post that after a mememin made a comment.

>>174165021

>implying those posts ever get removed
>implying the users that post them ever get banned

Just don't post a lifememe general.

>>174164803
hahahahahahaha how the fuck is plasma flooding real hahahaha nigga just walk away from the plasma like nigga open your internals haha

I've been away awhile. Are HarseTheef and "her" "girlfriend" still a meme?

>>174165179
>islam
>alcohol
100% haram my friend

>>174165295
thats the joke )))))))))))))))))))

>>174165457
kys

>>174165225
>make a byond games general
>gets deleted in 2 fucking minutes

>spam half a thread with lifeweb
>not even a warning

>>174165293
Nope, harse is a shell of their former self, blitzikaze is a MoMMI

>>174129332
How is this guy that retarded? "Didn't see he was an antag?" He literally said that he wasn't a target in that same thread.

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While I won't try to deny that Borgs given law 2 commands should try to fulfill them, what is an acceptable delay period?

At what point should you start ahelping for failure to comply to law 2?

And I ask this as someone on both ends of the situation. I've been boinked for "WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP WHEN I TELL YOU TO STOP AND WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THE WORD 'STOP' TO MEAN EXACTLY WHAT I WANT IT TO MEAN" type stuff, and had to put up with borgs who just won't arrest the HOS when I demand them to.

>>174169559
I thought it was generally expected that a borg given a law 2 command is to drop whatever it's doing and immediately begin attempting to fulfill the command.

>>174169559
I personally process things in a stack order unless commanded by another human to do their order first, reorder the stack and then process them, checking if anything violates law 1. If a human doesn't directly call law two and says "Can you help me do something?", I will usually reply or message them something that I am coming whilst finishing the current task.

>>174169712
There's always a delay time just from the human factor of a borg being played by a human. You gotta read the command in chat, you gotta respond to that command, you might try to wait for someone to deny it, etc.

There are varying degrees of acceptability, and I usually try to conform to a law 2 request on some level. The one time I did not was when I was trying to get my function changed from peacekeeper to janiborg, and kept getting called over to deal with some minor problem, and eventually just decided I wasn't sec anymore and thus ignored the requests because I didn't want to waste the roboticist's time constantly.

But the last one only happened ONCE. And isn't really a "BORG LAW 2, DROP THE HOS'S UNDERWEAR!" situation.

Someone post the discord meltdown now that the vote is up and coderhate is winning.

>>174170125
>17 to 21
WOW DUDE WOW

>>174170378
That's the stuff! Keep it coming.

Now that the dust has finally had the chance to settle, can we all agree that Chase should have been told?

>>174171435
>telling chase
not even once

>>174171435
Would you have had the conviction to do it?

>>174171435
>Angelite leads an obviously underaged and mentally deficient guy on
Who was really in the wrong there

>>174171997
Anyone that pretends angelite isn't to blame is fucking wrong.

He led him on for months fully aware that the kid was madly in love with his character, he kept it going because he loved the ego boost. He only stopped and was hard against Omega when it was too late, only because everyone else noticed how crazy omega was so angelite was forced to not lead him on anymore.

Did a complete 180 after months of letting it carry on, Angelite is fully to blame for this.

>>174172178
>>174171435
I heard the story before a while a go, can someone recap for me?

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>>174172358
That...
Would be telling...

>>174172358
Hmm...
Are you Chase?

>>174172178
does anyone of the screenshot where the kid talked about how he told his therapist about the whole thing

>We never got a trial with xenomorph lawyers on both sides with the queen presiding

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every
fucking
time

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>>174172358
I'll assume you're not Chase. Read this pastebin first
https://pastebin.com/GnNMknpn
And the picture follows.
But wait, there's more!

>>174172807
the only good thing that came out of april fools

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>>174173028
Hang in there for the THRILLING conclusion

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>>174173195
So ends the story of Omega
Except not really because he's still alive and he's probably 18 now

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>>174173195
I'd be surprised if he didn't kill himself after that

>>174173028
oh man the chase story, this is a blast to the past, there was shitposting galore

>>174172496
Of course he told his therapist. Imagine having your only friend lead you on for fucking months and then tell you to get lost, never talk to them again and to have the audacity to call you crazy.

Omega wasn't stable to begin with, but angelite made things a lot worse when as a regular adult they should've seen how badly they were messing with the kid.
>>174173028
>>174173195
>>174173346
Even after being fully fucking aware of Omega and the problems he has Angelite continues to respond to him and give him a glimmer of hope.

They kept returning with "witty comebacks" to a mentally deranged underage kid that was quite clearly unstable and partly because of them.

They then screencapped all this shit to post it to 4chan to get replies and have people congratulate them for "blowing omega the fuck out". I'm sorry but what Angelite did was pathetic and worse than Omega. Omega was a dumb kid who probably grew up in a bad family and got attached to the first person online that treated them decently, Angelite knew he was underaged and not quite well in the head but let him misunderstand their relationship for months before pulling a total 180 and acting harsh and practically daring him into killing himself.


Anyone that thinks Angelite is a decent person after reading this needs to get checked desu. They should've just explained to omega immediately that there was nothing between them and they were just acting friendly, and then stopped responding right then and there.

>>174173845
hi omega

>>174173845
Another thing you can get from this is that Angelite did send him a picture of "her" tits
>[22:12:25]ADMIN: PM: MrFoster/(Otto Von Bismarck)->Omega949/(Madison Clarke): Omega, you are aware that Angelite is a man, correct? On top of that, they have a girlfriend
>[22:12:41]ADMIN: PM: Omega949/(Madison Clarke)->MrFoster/(Otto Von Bismarck): then what the fuck is this picture tehy sent me
>[22:15:20]ADMIN: PM: JedediahSmith/(Broba Fett)->Omega949/(Madison Clarke): Omega, what picture did Angelite send you?
>[22:15:25]ADMIN: PM: Omega949/(Madison Clarke)->JedediahSmith/(Broba Fett): her tits

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>>174174057
Imagine some random unstable kid getting fat black guy tit picks and thinking its a nude.

Imagine some kid being so attached to a character he sees nigger tits and thinks its a woman.

Unstable as he may be, fucking hell, omega was a punching bag, I kinda feel bad for him. Fuck angelite.

>>174174057
It actually gets worse, they also fucking pretended that they were a girl to him. Funny how we all laugh at morena for pretending to be a girl but Angelite does it and goes even further by faking tit pics and most people like Angelite here.

>>174174034
I've been called Sarca and Plapatin too, having any sort of empathy for people means you must be them according to you thread shitposters.

Omega is still a dumb fucking kid and has himself to blame for a lot of it, but I can at least sympathize with feeling alone in the world until you find friendship online and imagining if that was all a lie would be crushing.

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>>174173845

It's even simpler than that.

>Omega/Chase: mentally unstable and in need of some type of affirmation of worth.
>Angelite: much the same + manipulative. Reeled Chase in and then turned him down, empowering Angelite.
>Result: Omega spun out of control. Angelite demonstrated emotional apathy. Tons of shitposting ensued.

As we're on a board riddled with emotionally underdeveloped (man)children (empathy tends to improve when you age), Angelite wasn't shat on too much.