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North America edition

>Official Uprising website
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/events/uprising/

>When does the event end?
May 1st.

>Latest Comic:
http://www.madefire.com/motion-books/OVERWATCH-UPRISING/

>Event video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpGrY9i8TSA [Embed]

>Story video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5wDV8x6w7s [Embed]

>Developer update video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGpQtWoasMs [Embed]

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753818008

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Tips/tricks/basics/etc.
http://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

Previously:
>>174086924


The Overwatch Monthly Melee, a minor tournament, is now live:
https://www.twitch
.tv/curse
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>>174113889
I really enjoy her, she's kind of a mix of other characters' abilities but mixed in a way that works.

>M1 is a mini-Bastion Sentry Mode gun with smaller spread, good damage, 150 ammo, and no damage falloff, excellent for giving cover/suppression fire
>Halt! is a mini-Graviton that yanks people around and has excellent use for grouping up enemies for an ult, yanking them off clifs and into pits, pulling them out of position when they try to ult, and lifting up Reinhardt so your Rein can Earthshatter
>Fortify is 50% damage reduction and makes Orisa immune to ALL movement-affecting effects, pop it when a Rein charges and watch him splat himself silly on you
>Barrier has 900HP, lasts 20 seconds with a 13-second cooldown that starts on use, can be positioned anywhere, and provides a bit of side and top coverage
>Supercharger is Mercy damage boost for the entire party for 15 seconds, incredibly powerful

Her biggest weaknesses are low health for a tank (400, same as Zarya but Zarya's Shield regenerates while Orisa's Armor doesn't), no mobility abilities, and a big hitbox. She's an anchor tank best for Defense and on Control maps and needs a healer and anti-flanker to perform best, but her abilities give her awesome utility and she pairs up excellently with all the other tanks.
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Sleepymaker
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Genji really should get a Kamen Rider skin, it would be cool
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Rein vs Rein is the only thing that takes skill in this entire game.
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Do you think the Overwatch universe has merchandise of its most popular heroes from the glory days?
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D.va buff when
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>>174114964


SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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I hope Blizzard has another event coming up or something because it's going to be a fucking dry spot until August otherwise and that will drastically affect the player base.
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>>174114814
>shit nigger meme
>le edition maymay that makes no sense other than to bait /int/ trash
>esports

Worst op I've seen.
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>>174114814
Jamison Fawkes!
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Why are there so many threads up right now?
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>>174115005
zennys sister looks like a slut
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>>174115040
Yes. Overwatch Action Figures™ certainly existed (and probably still exists after their fall) with the usual shit like Winston w/ Monkey Punch and Tesla Cannon (AKA a phone charger) or some shit like that.
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>>174115231

>So many
>Two
>One of which has reached bump limit
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>>174115079
>buff
she's already pretty good, how would you go about buffing without making her an auto-pick?
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>>174115296
Reyes blew up HQ because there was much more Jack Morrison merchandise than Gabriel Reyes
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How to fix Sombra

1. Shrink the Uzi spread massively
2. Hack timer doesn't start until she's father than 100m from the target
3. EMP randomly reassigns the enemy's movement keys
4. Winning a match with Sombra rewards you with a qt Latina hacker gf that bullies you and makes you lick and massage her sweaty brown feets
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>>174115296
What if Reaper's design was based off a halloween Gabriel action figure?
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*throws suriken at u from far away*
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>>174115000
never watched the show but i do like the character, and it would be fitting for him. But doesn't he use a blaster? or does he have a sword sometimes?
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>>174115440
Plus they always get him wrong. He's not that angry.
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>>174115603
>1
Yes
>2
Oh great, a game of hide and seek where a stealthy enough Sombra can and will lock down an entire team.
>3
No, but if it were to be it would need a timer before resetting the keys.
>4
PotG or you dont get her.
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>>174115652
Do it one more time and you'll get no healing for a week.
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>>174115440
you can't make a fake out of the real deal
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>>174115859
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>>174115330
Give her back her 400 Armor so she doesn't pop like a zit when someone looks at her funny.
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>>174115859
>implying you won't heal him anyway
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>>174115652
GENJIIII WHERE ARE YOUUUUU
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Wow, Chu was writer for Neverwinter Nights 2 which won an award for best story.
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>>174116109
He can die for all I care. But only if several more teammates die as well.
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>>174115603
>Hack now is now permanent on buildings and swaps their teams (i.e. a Sombra hacking a Symmetra Teleporter turns it into a Sombra Teleporter and allows Sombra's team to utilize it, Sentry Turrets either from Symmetra or Torbjorn can be hacked and allied Torbjorns can heal and upgrade hacked turrets.)
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>>174116180
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>>174115910
Can't wait till this artist finishes the commission I have of Reyes eating out
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I somehow have 2/10 placement matches even though I've never played comp. Oh well, is soloqueueing for comp a good idea?
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>>174116180
He was additional design or some random shit like that, not in an actually important role
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>>174114964
What is she dreaming about?
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>>174116635
Death
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>>174116606
>is letting the roulette matchmaking system decide your teammates a good idea
Like majority of the players solo queue anyways.
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>>174116606
Yes. Get them out of the way, then play with friends.
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>mercy mains are complaining about getting less SR than other players

that's because you've been carried every single fucking game. you don't deserve to get more SR, you piece of shit. Hide and press Q, wow what an insane display of FPS skill.
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>got a card for fth kills today

Is this a sign that McReeee will soon be restored to his former glory?

Also consider the following: McCree can use his abilities during high noon but it takes 20% longer to charge. Yay/nay?
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>>174115745
Okay how about
> 2
Can only hack only have one hacked enemy at a time
> 3
Key reset is only 5 seconds and doesn't stack with m2 hack
> 4
She still becomes your gf, but if you don't get PotG she femdoms you and pegs/kicks your balls.
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my pc is old and I need to upgrade, anyone have experience from "building" or buying a pc from cyberpower?
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>play QP
>Widowmaker every single game on both teams
>Hanzo 85% of the time on BOTH FUCKING TEAMS
>literally 5/8 of the remaining players pick Attackers regardless of how hard it'll fuck the team over even further

Do you dribbling children HAVE to ruin every single game? Is it THAT hard for you to pick something mildly conducive to team composition, or is feeling like you kill the most people the only thing that matters to you?
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>>174115079
I'm pretty sure they're going to do something with her defense matrix soon
I can see it now
>D.va's defense matrix will now have a 1000 damage threshold before it is disabled
>It will no longer absorb the concussive effect of helix rockets, pharahs rockets, or junkrats mine
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>>174116916
go play comp with your tryhard lookin ass lmao
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>>174116916
but its just QP lmao dont worry about it
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Who wears the strap on in the relationship?
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>>174116635
The golden years. Without a doubt, the curtains draw after one of the actors permanently leaves the stage.
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>>174115008
>play Rein
>there's a D.Va on the enemy team

how am I supposed to build charge
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>>174116916
>play QP

why?
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>>174116916
>being this assblasted about quick play
It's just quick play bro.
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>>174117010
>needing a strap at all
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> Hackers
> Bots
> Every game

Why even bother?
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>>174116916
I just want to have fun, I'm sorry if that bothers you.
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>>174116606
I would stick to solo for placements because having friends with you will give you a group SR and could fuck up your placements.
After you get ranked, make sure you play a few more games on your own as well because your post-placement SR gains/losses can be really fucking drastic. I lost like 600 SR after playing a few games with an unranked friend immediately after my placements last season.

Just don't go past a 4 man group when you do play with friends since I believe that puts you into queues where you can get matched with full premade teams.
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>>174117010
Winston does.
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>>174116794
Healers getting less SR than everyone else is the worst idea anyone's ever had and you know it. I don't know HOW that fucking made it into the game.

"Hey nobody ever wants to play healer, let's exacerbate the problem by punishing anyone who plays them well"
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>>174117117
Sombra, Zen, Bastion and Orisa are fine. Stop complaining.
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>>174117157
Er I think its 4 man groups that do that actually, so don't play with more than 2 friends at a time
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How do you think she killed him?
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>>174114964
>babymaker
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>>174117269
With her fucking huge shoulders
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>>174117217
ideally, every player should gain/lose the same amount of SR based off win or loss, with the only possibly extra variable being some sort of "You carried the team, here's 5 extra points"

but if we HAVE to go off of tiers, id say
>healers get most
>Tanks get average
>DPS get least
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I haven't done much reading, why don't they just repair the omnics when they """die"""?
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How do we fix her?
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Wait one/two of the Hanzo legendaries is going to be christmas cake Hanzo isn't it
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>>174115720
Some of them have a sword yeah
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>>174117478
Make her vacuum a bit quicker and a bit wider
Make her spray have a closer grouping upclose, but to be fair have a significant dropoff after some medium range
Make her reload animation some .5 seconds shorter
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>>174116994
>>174117005
>>174117151
I just find it incredibly hard to believe you're having "fun" while our entire team is getting our asses fucked into the dirt by a single Winston that only I ever kill.

You're admitting that you play Quick Play solely to get a few headshots and then die while never ACTUALLY attempting to help with the games objective, which believe it or not, isn't "kill two people per life and then whiff your ult all alone"

You can't even say that you're practicing because the habits you form by doing this are detrimental in an actual game when people try with their comp, so why bother?
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>>174117478
More health/armor
More damage reduction on her shift
Lower cooldown on barrier so she can actually be mobile enough to push a payload
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>>174117269
Probably with a knife or a gun.
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>>174117487
Probably.
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>>174117269
>bloody knife
>multiple stab wounds
>both in night clothes
I think I can figure out what happened.

Gerard and Amelie (Who was brainwashed) were preparing for sexy time (or nice cuddles) when Amelie's brainwash took over, she told Gerard to get comfortable while she went into the kitchen (Or wherever the knives are held) and took a knife, walked back into the room, where Gerard was looking at a picture of the two, She crawled onto the bed and he assumed he was about to get laid or something, when he instead received 3-5 stabs into the chest, maybe a few into the neck.
I can't imagine her being able to do this without resistance, thus the cut (or large splotch of blood) on her leg.
10/10 would kill a husbando with a boner again.
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When are we going to make the /d2g/ official plat shitter team?
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>>174117475
Well, I mean you can repair the omnics, but you'd kind of lose the experiences/memories/reactions and have them not be them anymore. Kind of like they lose their soul in a way.
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>>174117851
when at least 6 of us make it to plat
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>>174117870
>Forgetting the most fun tank to play
Otherwise the list looks fine
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>>174117394
DPS has the biggest responsibility and the most difficult role in the game.

A ranking system that rewards healers the most is not sustainable because the role is not difficult or requires much skill. It's completely fair and logical.
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>Tossed into 2nd 5-man competitive + me in a row
>Literally being spawn camped by a non-pocketed pharah with a McCree and a Soldier on our team missing every shot.
>They complain when I go widow and kill her in one shot.

Alrighty welp. See you all after the holiday weekend.
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>>174117478
Mercy mains pls

I think Orisa needs more health and armor, she feels way too squishy for a tank and that's considering Zarya, Orisa needs either more damage with her weapon, her Halt! needs a larger AoE, her abilities in general need a cooldown reduction and Fortify could use some extra reduction.
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Tank ranking in terms of most fun to play (revised)

1. Orisa
2. Zarya & Winston
3. Roadhog
4. D. Va
5. Reinhardt
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>>174117394
Is this bait? I play a lot of support and I don't think healers should get the most. Playing support is mad fucking easy.
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>>174117870
Holy fuuuuuuuck! This is so WRONG, anon!!

Number one is OBJECTIVEY Roadhog. If you disagree, you just suck with him. Hooking niggers from across the map, blasting Tracers and Lucios that get too close in the face and bam they're dead in one shot? It's a fucking riot.
"Oh he takes no skill"
Okay, go main him and hit GM then, I'll wait

After that, it's
2. Zarya
3. Orisa
4. D.Va
5. Le Epix Hammerswing von Standaround
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find me a mercy player in silver who realizes you can use rez on less than 5 people and i will cut my balls off and mail them to you
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>D.VA keeps getting new hurt sounds
>They sound more lewd then the last
What the fuck is Blizzard doing
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>>174117979
>t. Reaper Main
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Does anyone have the pictures of the female underage Tracer cosplayer? Asking for a friend haha.
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>>174118116
>>174118159
You made me forget the monkey too, he's tied for most fun, I'll concede that.
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>>174117979
Any system that prioritizes one rank over another in turn just causes a drought in 2 fields and a saturation in one

That being said, healers have to do 2 roles, essentially being able to keep 4-5 people alive while being able to defend themselves against harassment/flank, and focus
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>tfw locking widowmaker every game and tilting the team so hard they just throw the game
wtf I love widowmaker now.
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>>174118116
Still disagree on Winston not being on the top

1. Winston
2. Zarya and Orisa
3. Roadhog
4. D. Va
5. Literally anything else
6. Reinhardt
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>>174117892
That is if whatever holds their memories is damaged beyond repair. It's certainly in their head or else Widow wouldn't aim for a headshot.
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>>174117645
I am having plenty of fun.
Usually I go tracer and especially if we're getting shit on, I get to practice being slippery which does translate to ranked actually.
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>>174118259
slowly but surely they are encouraging custom games where the whole point is to hit a woman character just to hear their lewd grunts
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Alright, I'm going to main Mercy. Wish me luck! :3
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>>174118072
>>174117668
>>174117618
>>174117478
>100 Shield so she has some regenerating health and a buffer for her Armor
>movement speed is 15% faster than normal
>better proximity detection on her Halt!

Then she'd be nearly perfect.
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I have never had a single teammate aim at an enemy Pharah.
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>>174117478
I've been playing her a lot lately, and I honestly feel the only thing that needs changed is a bit more consistency with her Halt!

I don't think it'd hurt to buff her health, but with the right team support she can already soak up a metric shit-tonne of damage.

I think people just play her wrong.
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>>174118418
Please terminate yourself within 10 seconds.
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>>174118293
Sounds about right
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>>174118418
Your future is going to be hell.

I apologize in advance.

I NEED HEALING
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>>174116916
If Blizzard was capable of making any role other than attacker play like an actual FPS role instead of boring baby bullshit then maybe I'd play something different.
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Healsluts please stop damage boosting me as widowmaker, it ruins my concentration
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>>174117157
I've been the 1 in a 3-2-1 v 6 before.

Solid matchmaking.
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>>174117478
Not have an ability, victory pose, and emote called 'Halt!'
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>>174118523
There is only one good ship.

>canon
>straight
>sad
>sexy
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>>174118292
Bro, just go Lucio. Genji's can't fuck with you unless they have dragonblade and even then you can cuck them with your right click. Speed boost away and run diagonally then switch back and forth between speed and healing to get away from Tracer.
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>>174117478
Make all tanks as fragile as she is. Get rid of this fucking terrible defensive meta.
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Anyone have a bot that will play Uprising? Want to grind this shit for profile levels/loot boxes.
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>>174118523
>implying yours are any better.
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I'm a top 1000th Winston main.

I'm pretty proud of it desu.

Only diamond though. I should just instalock winston, instead of filling in for support every now and then.
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>>174117269
Poison
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>>174118726
>get rid of this fucking terrible defensive meta
looks like a newfag bronze doesn't know how to attack
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>>174118726
>over 800 effective health and a 900 health barrier is considered "fragile"
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>>174118334
You aren't who I'm talking to.

There's always one or two DPS who totally deserve to play them. If you're Tracer or Genji or whoever and you're harassing properly and staying alive for more than two minutes at a time, keep doing your thang.

It's the faggots that STILL pick Tracer, Widow, or Shimada Bros. AFTER the team is already 3/6 DPS and then proceed to run straight into a barrier/turret setup every life with no spacial/team awareness that drive me nuts.

Have I witnessed a Hanzo and a Widow do well on the same team before? Sure. But cmon. If you're picking sniper/DPS every game and not swimming in golds, you need to branch out or you'll live your Overwatch life as a detriment to every team that gets cursed with your prescience.
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>Dva
>Widow
>Mercy

Is this game the culmination of all blizzard's waifu research? I feel their waifu scientists really out did themselves this time.
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>>174118898
Considering the only alternative is a dive comp that relies so heavily on communication and team play that it is impossible outside of a dedicated 6-stack, yes, the meta is defensive and shit.
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>>174118726
>defensive meta
Spotted the shitter. Overwatch has a hyper-offensive meta right now.
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>>174117269
SHE SAT ON HIS FACE AND SUFFOCATED HIM WHILE SHE SHAT ON HIM MMMMMMMMM
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>>174118932
Orisa goes down as fast as Winston does. Huge hitbox, only 400 health, and no movement = fragile. Even Zarya is tankier because half of her health can regenerate.
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>>174119064
>he doesn't know how many heroes counter barriers
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Pharah has some serious mommy issues. Maybe this is why she fell for the aryan goddess.
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>>174118667
That be a dead ship if I ever seen one, boy.

Amelie was very through.
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>>174118264
> t. Mercy main who wants to be in Top 500 for holding left mouse down and hiding in a corner while everyone else is fighting

>>174118292
Keeping teammates alive is your only job, and Ana is the only healer where you even need to aim to do that.
Keeping you alive is job of the tank/dps you're healing. Now obviously most players are incompetent and will just let you die, but that's precisely why they are in low ranks.
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>>174119306
There's so many things wrong with this image I don't know where to start
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>>174119306
Sure it wasn't because of those mommy issues that she fell into the wincest trap with Jesse?
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>>174118726
>dive meta
>3 flankers and winston
>defensive
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>>174118040
Had a game just like this yesterday.

>getting FUCKED by a Pharah on Ilios
>I can hook her like 45% of the time as Hog, but obviously that isn't enough to keep my team from getting rekt
>can't switch off cuz I'm the only tank
>soldier on the team has never appeared on the feed at all
>random who isn't in team chat goes Torb
>everyone in chat "oh come on we actually want to win Torbjorn"
>literally within ten seconds of Torb walking out of spawn, Pharah is never a problem again

People will always, ALWAYS be jaded little pussies about who the internet tells them isn't meta.

If you play Hanzo, Widow, Sombra, Torb or Sym, just focus on gitting gud and ignore the flamers. They're the ones dragging people down, and deep down they know it.
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One day she will be important.
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>>174119140
I've had some time away from the game since Orisa hit the PTR so my experience with her is pretty limited, but it feels like Winston is far less fragile than Orisa is. With Winston I can jump into people and get a kill on someone and stay alive long enough for help to arrive. With Orisa I don't feel like I can achieve anything without having a healer up my ass 100% of the time, she just seemed very underwhelming as a tank.
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>>174119306
>that bored look on Ana's face
Looks plausible. Minus the paedohilia part.
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>>174119356
>top 500
now i'm high, but i dont know what you're smoking
>hiding in a corner while everyone else is fighting
No, I'm going to slap the shit out of everything.
>>DPS has the biggest responsibility and the most difficult role in the game
>90% of heroes are 'shoot at the enemy'
>most difficult
But don't mind me, I'm just the Reinhardt that happens to pound your healer you didn't even know you had into the ground and you wonder why the fuck no one heals you.
I play a variety of characters, I even play mercy as my main support because she provides one of the highest healing rates despite being limited to one hero at a time, But I don't play support unless we don't have a healer.

Lord Farquaad.
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>>174119606
Orisa isn't really supposed to be a front lining tank per se. She's kind of like Zarya in a way, just being more of an anchor than Zarya is because she can put a mini-Rein down. Winston is more of a hit and run type of tank.
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>>174119589
Did you not know she's receiving an animated short?
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>>174119306
That's like trading a brick for an urchin. Neither is good as a soap.
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TEAMMATE DOWN
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>>174119845
I've already watched it. It was a pretty good horror movie for its time.
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>>174119820
How the heck is she supposed to be an anchor when she just dies though? Zarya can bubble a shitload of damage away and her shields give loads of sustain, and can do lots of damage on top of that. Orisa just seems kinda meh in comparison.

That said I did pop a sweet bongo combo with a Pharah barrage earlier, but the rest of the time I felt like I was either being carried by my team killing everyone, or just dying straight away. No middle ground where mistakes seemed like my own and I could actually learn.
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>>174116916
I'm playing Smugberry and there's nothing you can do about it kek.
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>enemy team has a Mercy
>lose because no one is flanking and she gets to wait outside for everyone to die

jesus fuck
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>>174115005
I think this person did some orisa art, does anyone have it?
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>>174115603
>hack now does 400 damage

She's fixed!!!!
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we need more sym skins
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>>174120582
>>174115005
I was able to gris it.

also that femyatta was part of an image set
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>>174120662
Well she hasn't gotten an event legendary yet, right?
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>>174120582
This is him.

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=62414246
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>>174120212
Orisa isn't really supposed to be soloing but being with the team. You pretty much use the barriers to give somewhere for your team to set up, thus the anchor portion. If you're going for a push that's when you really use Fortify. You push in and set up the barrier again. You can also CC with Halt or use it to set up key targets for your team to take out. Orisa is more of an offensive anchor while Reinhardt is more of a defensive anchor.

I haven't played Orisa but I've been in a few games where Orisa did that and it was pretty successful. Their deaths really came from flanks.
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>>174116916
Just play Winston then you nerd
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>>174120726
Yea I found it, but thanks for the help regardless.
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>>174120834
You're welcome.
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>>174115005
Now those orbs I would gladly take in my face
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>>174120834
ORISA IS NOT FOR SEXUAL
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>>174120967
>not her nuts
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>>174120759
Thanks for the tips, guess I should try to play her a bit differently.

There's not some massive glaring problem with her than I'm missing like D.vas crit box is there?
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>>174120981
are you sure anon? she needs recharging
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>>174120834
>white skin
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>>174121000
They actually shrunk down her crit hitbox, but that doesn't change that she's a big target anyway.
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>>174117902
plat is not even that hard to get into. I figured most of us were pthere.
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>>174121084
it's very cute, isn't it
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>>174120817
What can Winston do vs an attack Widowmaker on King's Row A?
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>>174121065
>human face

Ruined
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>>174120662
Waiting for a new legendary for her, Pharah and Sombra
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Was Amari the wedge between Reyes and Morrison?
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>>174121408
the face is the most important thing, all kinds of monster girls are great but their face should at least be somewhat human-like
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>>174121136
>Mcbane on stage.jpg
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>>174121502
No it was Jack becoming leader of Overwatch
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>>174121407
Surprise Monkey rape and get her to lose her sniping position, giving your team a chance to push forward.
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>Try Expert level of All Heros mode of Uprising
>I pick Rein
>2 others pick DPS (1 Bastion, 1 Mei)
>We wait about 10-15 seconds for 4th guy to pick last
>he picks Hanzo
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>>174120662
>>174121428
Sym didn't get one for this and even if she gets one for summer it'll probably just be the poo in loo flag.

I'm just buying goddess and if I wasted credits oh well. It's been months since they made her usable so I think it's safe to say she's not getting gutted any time soon.
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>>174121428
My nigga.
My top 3 fetishes are unironically Indian girls, Muslim girls, and Latinas.
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>>174119306
Can anyone write out that artists signature? I'm apparently blind and need to know to never look up their work
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>>174121604
>I'm just buying goddess
Good taste
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>>174121669
I got the names confused, I meant devi.

Close enough, though.
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>>174121571
>Play hard level because I'm shit and want to work my way up to expert so I'm not a drain on the team
>Pick Orisa since it works well in this mode
>Symmetra and Ana insta-locks
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>>174121749
Even better taste.
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>>174121502
>Ana and Jack gone grey grey
>Reyes still has healthy brown hair
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>>174121521
But robots dont need human faces, putting a human face on a robot is cheating
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>>174121787
symmetra and ana are fine on hard
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>>174121571
I find PvE hilarious because snipers are entirely useless beyond a shadow of a doubt and shitters STILL pick them, die constantly, and then have the gonads to blame their team

How delusional do you have to be? They must be brain dead or they're middle schoolers.
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>>174121815
I think it makes her cuter
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>>174119550
>They're the ones dragging people down, and deep down they know it.

If this were true, then the community would definitely be much better than it is now.
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>>174120834
>>174121065
>human face
What is this? Is that a human wearing orisa?
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What will be the next event? Jeff already said that there will be summer games every year, but that's still months away. Do we have to wait almost 4 months for a new Soldier skin, assuming there will even be any? I feel that the chances of getting off-event skins are very small.
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>>174121637
Why do you hate momcest? It is pure.

Artist is x-arielle
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>>174121872
She's already the cutest, changing her face to be more human is insulting
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>>174121873
How so? They don't give a fuck. They want to play X character because he's cool or she's sexy or they've seen epic YouTube videos and that's all they can comprehend.
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>>174121958
>I feel that the chances of getting off-event skins are very small.
this is honestly starting to piss me off

we have a perfect chance to have some new permanent additions to the game since they aren't seasonal shit, and they're still made into a 3-week event

all of these skins are completely fine for being permanent, when the fuck is anything going to be non-event
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>>174121958
Events have been every other month so far. Jeff said Zarya has a skin coming soon after this event so we could be getting something even sooner than that
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How is Genji suppose to deal with tanks? If they have a healer you're fucking screwed, he does ass damage and is probably the only DPS who realistically has a chance of being killed by Winston when played correctly.

His ult is buggy as fuck too and slashes can hit and not register, which Blizzard has not fixed since beta but hasn't had any problem nerfing Genji repeatedly.

The very base components needed for a good team composition leaves room for 2 DPS, 3 is pushing it. Since the current meta still revolves around tanks you're going to be seeing most high level compositions having 3 tanks and a healer on all of them, which Genji cannot out-damage.
Tracer can teleport and rewind, and her ult can one-shot tanks and healers.
Sombra can hack and teleport, up close she does good DPS.

Genji does fuck all DPS, his ult is buggy and even if it weren't it'd still be shit since you're better off just going for headshots with your shuriken, and he has no way of combating a 3-tank meta efficiently.
They'll never fix this either because shitters complained Genji was too broken and overpowered in beta.

You can claim he is a harasser but that's a Blizzdrone-tier defense for a serious problem in the balance. You cannot maintain a point on skill alone with any DPS people would try to defend by calling them a "harasser", instead you must rely on both skill and the enemy team being outrageously bad.

If I were to propose a buff it would be that Genji does double damage from behind with his ult and have his reflect work on ALL sources of damage while also making its hitbox more accurate to the animation. Fucking Mei can become invincible to all forms of damage while healing and doesn't have any downside as a tradeoff for this.

Sombra should also have two uzis, it both makes sense aesthetically and would balance her better towards proper DPS.
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>>174121816
Not when Ana can't aim and symmetra tries rushing everywhere.
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>>174122106
Genji is more for bullying squishies, leave tanks to guys like Reaper and Soldier
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>>174121815
FUCK THAT, THEY DON'T NEED HUMAN ANYTHING. KEEP THAT SCRAP AWAY FROM PERFECTION.
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>>174122106
You typed out a lot of text just to say you're bad at the video game
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I had a horrible thought. What if they do a Zarya the riveter skin.
I don't know if i'll cringe or cry with laughter.
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>>174122185
>You can claim he is a harasser but that's a Blizzdrone-tier defense for a serious problem in the balance. You cannot maintain a point on skill alone with any DPS people would try to defend by calling them a "harasser", instead you must rely on both skill and the enemy team being outrageously bad.

Have a character designed like that is bad design and balance, "they're better for disrupting the enemy team" is basically saying they're good for jack shit.
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>>174122092
Maybe we'll be getting the follow-up cinematic to Sombras and another Omnic event on a new map? Oasis was a while ago now.
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>mfw hooked a Rein then turned 90° and dropped his ass off a cliff
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>>174122052
If you know you're bad, you work hard to be better, unless you're completely oblivious to the fact that you're horrible and bringing the team morale down. Meta shitters who perform horribly but justify their bad plays by picking community approved characters are the worst.
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>>174122106
>How is Genji suppose to deal with tanks?
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>>174122092
There was a long gap between year of the cock and Uprising
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>>174122072
We'll get more of those when Blizzard gets tired of having money thrown at them
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>>174122185
>leave tanks to guys like Reaper
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>>174122324
so, never

great
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>>174122330
>implying Reaper can't take out tanks
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>>174122224
You're Genji and your team is mindless fucking morons so you rely on yourself.
The enemy is a Zarya, Winston, and D.Va. They have a Lucio, Pharah, and Symmetra.
How do you proceed?
You switch to a better hero because Genji is useless.
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>>174122324
Its because of all the dumbcucks that throw money at them at the start or spend credits and then get the stuff as dupes as they play.
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>>174122106
You don't. The best way to deal with tanks as Genji is to do potshots at them to build ult charge, then dive in the moment you find a good opportunity to pick off a squishie on the team.
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>>174122372

>my main hero should have zero counters

lol ok kid
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Ana likes little boys? I thought Mercy was the pedo...
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>>174122367
Reaper is the Winston of tankbusters, just choose 76. Even McCree is better.
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So apparently on my good gaming pc if I turn up anti-aliasing from low Overwatch RSODs my computer.
Cheers Blizzard.
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>>174122294
>they nerfed this in favor of his dumb shotgun oneshots with hook 2.1
god forbid a character get reward off risky positioning, instead he should just instakill every time he presses shift, thats more "fun"
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>>174122265
>ana is very, very good at disrupting the enemy team
>she's good for jack shit

????

>>174122185
Reaper is ONLY good at fighting Winston and that's it. You're better off playing Roadhog.
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>>174122492
>Even McCree is better

You're making the assumption that 90% of McCree players actually know how to use him, and you would be wrong in that assumption
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>>174122423
I'll never understand this

I'm sitting on 16k but why in gods name would I spend a cent until the day before the event is over
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>>174122481
Mercy is doing it for science. Ana is doing it to try something new. She is the pedo.
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>>174121816
symmetra and ana are fine and get me hard*
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>>174121571
>>174121787
>>174121849
>Go into arcade
>mad that people are having fun
This is what friends are for :^) Besides torb Sym is a totally valid strat for tryharding. I go to the third Orisa before our basiton had a meltdown and an heroed.
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>>174122367
Alright, sure, he can take out Winston. But that's one tank out of six
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>>174122313
Ended February 14 and this event started April 11 so two months between. Events have been every other major patch starting with the summer games
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>>174122610
Because they're stupid and want the shiny thing NOW.
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>>174122561
>get reward off risky positioning
hog was never that though, with the hitbox the size of S76, going through multiple dimensions, and the old cooldown
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>>174122106
literally just give him faster reload and faster slashes during ult and he would be fine, they are probably never going to fix the current bug with his sword sadly
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>>174122629
Does this look like science?
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>>174122372
so let me get this straight
your scenario includes
a) a team worse than the enemy team in every single way
b) an enemy team composed entirely of hand and light genji counters despite this composition rarely ever being run
and c) You playing Genji for some reason under these circumstances
And you argue that this justifies calling Genji a bad hero? What? Are you fucking retarded?
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>>174116326
A list of great games and bad games for story. The man seems to be a hit or miss at times.
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>>174122629
Mercy was never pedo.
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>>174122764
This is before the experiments commence. You need to obtain trust first.
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>>174122473
There are several heroes with very little counters such as Zarya and Roadhog. 3v3 and 1v1 truly bring out the awful balance in this game. Genji is a bugged underperforming hero which there is no legitimate argument against because it's a fact.

>>174122820
>>174122596
>player balance should be dictated around the lowest common denominator
>heroes should be 100% ineffective against heroes who have little to no counters and require a specific counter character who always has many more counters than the hero they're countering

This is why Overwatch is shit and will progress further into being shit. Every single hero should counter every single hero; it works for Dirty Bomb and it worked for TF2. There is no game balanced like that which has ever been called poorly balanced.

If your hero cannot realistically beat another hero 1v1 at the highest level of gameplay your game is badly balanced just like every other Moba.
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>>174122979
>a mode dedicated to 1v1 will have different balancing issues than the actual game with is 6v6
you don't say
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>>174122849
This is what he official data tells everyone. You should know better than to trust that. According to same data, Jack Morrison, Ana Amari and Gabriel Reyes are dead.
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>>174122979
>>174123048
though, going off of your second group of points, i do agree with you

the game's entirely too hard counter centric with little chance to beat someone if they have some other character, and changing character every 5 minutes to match somene else is incredibly shitty gameplay
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>>174122843
The only ones he actually had a hand in writing on that list are WoW and D3
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>>174123096
>Gabriel Reyes
Haven't seen him a lot recently desu
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>>174123048
TF2 doesn't have that problem and teams are even larger than Overwatch teams, so why does Overwatch have this issue but not TF2? Both are team based games with classes where both teams commit themselves to an objective. The difference and the only difference is that in TF2 the stronger team wins, while in Overwatch the stronger team with the stronger composition wins.
If a stronger team has poor composition, they lose. That's not good balance, they're must-pick equipment balance that you see in shitty RPGs like WoW.
You'll say it's because they're balanced differently, in which you would be right. Overwatch is balanced badly just like every single game Blizzard has ever made.
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>>174122849
My sources tell me otherwise.
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How do we save the story in Overwatch?
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>I'm the one who does his job. I'm thinking, you're the other one...

best fucking line in the game
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>>174123287
By making Reaper76 canon
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>>174122979
>Every single hero should counter every single hero; it works for Dirty Bomb and it worked for TF2
>There is no game balanced like that which has ever been called poorly balanced.
Okay so you ARE fucking retarded because that's not how either of those work at all and both of those have been regarded as having some serious balancing issues.
What you're essentially saying is that a game is bad if you have to work with your team and put any thought into your selection.
Such an argument makes you sound like a fucking baby that should go play something else.
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>>174123268
Overwatch is balanced shittily and blizzard is a shitty game studio, who I might eventually completely regret giving money to since this is the first time I've done so.

Genji is nowhere as weak as you seem to think he is though.

Also TF2's balance has been pretty shit in the past few years, they continue to nerf the weakest class in the game.
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>>174123389

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWWsGpgCV9I
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>>174123287
Realize it's largely fluff that hardly has an impact on the actual game
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>>174123279
Those sources are spreading false information. The good doctor Angela Ziegler is innocent. She is incapable of commiting crimes. You need medical attention. You will receive it in five minutes.
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>>174123287
Give Ana a backbone and turn off her crotch so she can actually progress in the story as more than just Fareeha's mom/jacks cock sleeve/ gabriel's foil
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>>174122979
>Genji is a bugged underperforming hero which there is no legitimate argument against because it's a fact.
>despite the fact he's the second most picked DPS behind Dofuckingeverything76 in Master/Grandmaster
>despite the fact he's picked regularly in tournament play
>this is somehow balancing to the lowest common denominator
really activated my almonds
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What's your opinion about the whole Terry Crews thing?

I think it's really stupid, but people are so hype about it, I just hope these reddit faggots get BTFO by Blizzard.
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>>174121407
Keep her in the spawn window, basically.

Why does point A matter in QP anyway?
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>>174123885
Microsoft Paint is the down syndrome child of the photoshop programs which is what makes it the biggest meme factory.
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>>174123948
if does a legit voice and not just his fuckig OLD SPICE BODY ORDER BLOCKING POWER VOICE then i'm fine.

especially if this doomfist is from detroit.
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>>174123948
he did a live stream saying that he and blizzard had a "big reveal" for everyone at E3

that's about as "he's doomfist and he's coming out at E3" as you can go without saying those exact words

old spice also built him a pretty good gaming rig, but it's a see through case and there's an actual stick of old spice secured on the inside
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>>174123948
>people
Just a few reddit cucks. Not people.
If they do this they'll ruin their game and be a laughing stock like the Tyriel thing.
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>>174123948
Every other voice in the game is essentially unique to the game since they;re done by legitimate voice actors. Terry Crews is great in what I've seen him in, but I don't think he has any range in his voice whatsoever so it'll just be Terry Crews' voice in Overwatch.

That shit would be horrifically bad.
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>>174124084
Pics?
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>>174123783
The problem is they have to actually give her a cause to care about.
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>>174123948
Best case scenario is Doomfist is a white man or a sexy woman.
I actually think either of these are highly likely based on evidence.
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>>174123287
Have Yoshiaki Tabata write it.
>Reyes actually left because it was Jack who was becoming too extreme after Jack found out who was really pulling the strings behind the omnic crisis, which Gabriel saw as overly paranoid and put a distance between the two
>76 going around on a manhunt killing businessmen and members of the government who are the ones who decommissioned Overwatch to save their own dollars after Jack found out about them
>the illegally restarted Overwatch finds this out but also finds out that the businessmen and politicians that have been targets for a higher omnic that has been active since the start, patriots-tier AI system in control of everything
>many omnics in society are actually sleeper agents and only acting friendly ready to strike, NullSec was a cover to make a clear separation between terrorist omnic groups and "peaceful ones" and were planned to be defeated from the start so the "peaceful omnics" would be seen more noble by the now liberal society
>big AI plans on killing the minority of peaceful omnics and world leaders, going full Matrix mode and turning all life into resources for it
>Talon is aware of this and was doing exactly what Jack was before Jack was doing it, Doomfist recruits Reyes and clues him in on everything and is trying to stop Jack because he is unknowingly doing exactly what the big AI wants
>in the end new Overwatch, old Overwatch, and Talon have to team up together and fight the silent war against Iris, the big AI
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JUST
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>>174124149
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what about overwatch makes it worth enduring the pain of playing it
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>>174124347
Waifus
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>>174124347
Just do it for skins and bleu
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>>174124196
it's gonna be a black she hulk

every single new hero forever is going to be a brown woman
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>dumbass picks orisa
>proceeds to turtle on top of the cart with shield when we have to defend it from waves of enemies
>everyone dies because we have nowhere to move since the orisa player literally invites the enemy to walk up to us
>meanwhile reinhardt mains do it right by CC'ing the bastions and sentry busters
>they clear out the slicers when they don't need to shield
>when they do shield they don't stand still like a retard

Why are Orisa mains so scared?
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>>174124347
For me it's winning or killing enemies.

If I just lose or get killed, I feel just pain and frustration.
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>>174124347
It can be satisfying at times and I like some of the voices when playing as certain heroes
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>>174124395
>brown

Don't taint my brown tan anime girls by associating those niggers with them, please. I don't want to think of this orangutan every time I jack off.
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>>174124465
>reins CCing bombs
>not just ignoring them and shielding the payload from their blast at the last second
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Spent $20 to try to get the new Mercy skin.

All I got was a couple legendaries and enough currency to buy it. Fuck you Blizzard, gg.
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>>174124224
>reinhardt going on full tilt
that was painful
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>>174124535
well ana and sombra aren't exactly black, so i used a broader definition

>>174124551
it's your fault we don't get good updates, because blizzard can just con people like you
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why did I wait so long to calibrate my MMR

every fucking game has some faggot 5 stack with a smurf on genji
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>>174124620

Hey, it's better gambling than I get at the casino at least.
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>>174124162
Her arc in the uprising could have been training her own units instead of lurching on Jacks or trying to privvy on Gabriels.
Since shes so gungho about protecting her team, actually start building the team she ultimately lost, save 76 and reaper
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>Saturday morning cartoon Overwatch that doesn't take itself seriously
Y/N
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>>174124751
No
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>>174124347
LITERALLY nothing else to play for me, except Persona but I have fuck all things to play besides these two
I hope Quake is good
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>>174124751
We'll call it "Overwatch GO"
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>>174124347
Nothing.
I'm just bored
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WHY DOES NO ONE EEEEEEEEEEEVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR ATTACK FUCKING HEALERS EXCEPT FOR ME

EEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR

YOURE A FUCKING DIAMOND AND YOU IGNORE THE MERCY STANDING RIGHT FUCKING BESIDE YOU TO SHOOT AT HEALING HOG AND SHIELDED ZARYA INSTEAD

IF I DONT DRAGONBLADE TO WIPE THEIR HEALERS LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENS BECAUSE DUMBFUCKS JUST WANNA BRAWL WITH TANKS ALL FUCKING GAME

EVEN WHEN I PLAY HEALER, IM LITERALLY INVISIBLE AND GET TOUCHED ONLY WHEN THE REST OF THE TEAM WIPES OR WHEN SOMEONE NEARBY ME DECIDES TO STOP BEING A DUMBFUCK AND KILL THE PERSON STOPPING YOU FROM KILLING THE REST

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FAGGOTS DOING
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>>174124751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35iRQ9eLook

Got you there
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>>174120662
>somehow have all her skins besides the Halloween one
She could use more love.
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>>174124808
>"i'm on mercy"
>"mercy low"
>team proceeds to all jump mercy
that easy desu
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Came to let you guys know that I'm working with a friend to get myself a daki of best girl. c:
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>>174124308
Damn that case is gonna smell nice.
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>>174124938
Good going
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>>174124786
>quake is good
Yes it is. The servers are DOG SHIT though, you get random lag spikes (about 2-3 in 10 min) and really hard input lag because of it.
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>>174124935
>People using comms
>Ever
what a nice world you live in
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Every game it comes down to either picking a tank and having no healer or picking a healer and having no tank. Either way my team will bitch we don't have it but refuse to play it.
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>>174124347
I cannot fap 24/7, and most boards of 4chan are too slow to keep me entertained
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>>174125018
>"hi everyone, please get in voicechat, even if you dont talk it helps if you can listen!"
that easy desu
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Mercys invulnerable is the lamest shit ever. Mercy players pop it like a defensive bubble making it twice as hard for players who already struggled to take her out.
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>>174125083
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>>174125097
>implying they join

what fucking paradise servers do you play on?
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>>174125097
>that easy desu
what a nice world you live in
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>>174125113
what hero has trouble taking out a mercy lol?
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>>174124374
Bleu keeps me going. Getting headshots is so satisfying.
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>>174125073
I had this game where we really needed a rein. So this cunt switches to hanzo and throws it when we were winning.
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>>174125191
not him but buffing her ult to make her invincible is dumb as shit

four times I've had her behind lines and pop pharah's ult to kill her (and maybe someone else) but because of that i just whiff the entire ult and the team gets res'd
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>>174125097
>join
>everyone is meme spouting or roleplaying
no thanks
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>>174125134
>tfw you'll never get to augment her
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>>174125268
It means you can't even CC her anymore. She just flys in pops it and your team wipes.
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>>174124840
Not exactly what i had in mind, but ok.
>>174124798
No. Just...no.
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>>174125337
>tfw you'll never also get augmented just to be closer to her via technological telepathy
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>>174123096
>>174123279
You should know better than to think a good doctor is a pedo.
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>>174124935
>implying everyone has sight of her
>implying everyone knows where she is even if she's in line of sight because they're in extreme bloodlust mode for zarya
>implying anyone ever gets into comms

mercy/ana/lucio should be most characters highest priority target, especially if they're in range of "jumping" them. but they're engaging god knows fucking who all the time and can spare zero attention for the healers walking right by their targets.
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>>174116326
Too bad he wrote "Refections", kinda makes him shit-tier.
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>>174125268
Its worse with Mcree.
>carefully get in position with deadeye
>kill 5 with deadeye
>Mercy flies in
>ha too easy ill just flas-HEROES NEVER DIE
>surrounded by enemies and die
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>>174124540
Does that actually work? Wouldn't it just push you out of the way before exploding? Do tell
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This upsets me deeply.
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>>174125438
>Telepathically synced orgasm
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>>174125443
Get your ass back to the point, Genji.
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Reminder to stay hydrated in long OW gaming sessions, walk around your room in between matches for better blood circulation and stay positive even if you loose.
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>>174124786
There are some very glaring problems with it as is but since it's a beta there's a lot of room for hope
problems include but are not limited to
>overall slower than quake 3
>lightning gun does more damage
>compounding the two previous problems, makes for the Lg being broken
>every character has different stats and movement speeds
>slower characters tend to have more health and bigger hitboxes which isn't a very good trade since they're just easier to hit and faster more slim characters are harder to hit
>each character is given a different passive movement ability that only serves to limit your options instead of just allow everyone to move the same
>some hero abilities are far better than others
>namely Anarki who has the ability to burst heal on top of fast movement speed and a slim hitbox
>Anarki is fucking bullshit
>rocket launcher has an extremely annoying lag between fire and the projectile actually coming out
>rocket directs barely effect the flight path of midair targets while lg sends you into fucking space
>you have to scope in with the railgun to do 100 damage. otherwise 80
>servers are shite
>loading takes forever
>uses a metric fuck ton of memory for some reason
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>>174125574
Just gotta get his shield between the bomb and the payload with Rein standing on the ground and it'll block the damage. Quicker and more reliable than charging them away and still lets your team DPS the other omnics.
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>>174122106
>How is Genji suppose to deal with tanks?
That feel when pro Genjis fuck my Dva sideways on a regular basis... Give back my armour! Then those stupid shurikens would not even hurt.

And Genji should not be taking on tanks in the first place, come on.
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How the fuck do you out heal mercy? I hate her
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r8 my McCree
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>>174125779
play ana
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>>174125737
>that pic
Its pure cancer
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>>174125659
>implying physical intimacy will be worth shit when you can read each others thoughts, feelings and memories
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>>174125792
jesus fuck
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>>174125779
Headshot
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Looks like i have to start playing Widow now.
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>>174125567
>Be mini Diva
>See Mercy flying towards her dead team
>Instinctively shoot her in the head without even thinking about it
>She had low HP
>No ress for you, suckers
>Game over, we win
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>>174125213
The moral is don't talk to people about character selection. Just let them play whatever and hope for the best.....what kind of 16-20 something is playing video games inside on a Friday or Saturday night? It's someone who doesn't have friends to hang out with. Social ineptitude....they act online like they would in person which is why they have no friends to begin with.

It can be a fun game, but the type of people who play lots of video games seem to be terrible to be around. 25% of matches are really enjoyable because the people you queue with are normal.
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>>174125737
>that pic

Why have you done this
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Is Reyes a lot younger than Ana and Jack? In the Uprising comic, Ana looks like her eggs have just shriveled up and Jack looks like the life has been sucked out of him. Reyes on the other hand looks like a man still in his prime. Even his VA sounds younger .
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>>174125737
Why does that Dva look like she's ready to give me a quick rundown
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>>174126023
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>>174125857
Fuck off Tomino, Lalah and Amuro's "relationship" fucking sucks
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>>174125732
Neat. Got any spicy tech for the bastions? A single bastion can wipe an unprepared team
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>>174125994
Of course. He eats souls to keep himself young
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>>174125679
Does eating your pussy count as staying hydrated?
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>>174125994
his cells regenerate to what they were come the time of the incident, before that he was just your standard hispanic, looking young in his 30's before he turns into a brown lawn gnome at 40
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Any tips for playing support against heavy dive? I am a pretty average mid-diamond player, good at Ana and decent at the other supports. But at my SR there's a lot of smurfs who one trick Genji and I have a weeb and a monkey scientist on my ass nearly all the time. And often a buzzing Tracer too. I can hit most of my sleeps and I try to stick close to my team in these cases, but my ass is being punished often. Feeling pretty stressful to play support after the Winston buffs. The coordination is just not there even if I call shit out on voice. EU
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>new event
>mann vs. machine
>shit skins
>some more voices and sprays
>more tracer shoehorning, now with narration
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>>174125737
>That feel when pro Genjis fuck my Dva sideways on a regular basis
>mfw when there's a D.va gunning for my team's Mercy one time
>mfw surprise swift strike and deflect into the face breaking the mech and leaving baby D.va out
>mfw the Mercy takes over and goes on to kill baby D.va and D.va basically gave both of us ult charge and ready ults
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>>174125994
He's hispanic, hispanic dudes plateau for a long time before they really show age
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>>174125994
Considering Gabe had a higher position than Jack, he was either the same age or just a bit older than him. Ana is probably older than both by a few years
Maybe chalk it up to heavy stress. Gabe seemed pretty laid back
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>>174126076
Yeah, it works well for Mercy too. She hasn't changed at all after nearly twenty years.
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>>174125810
I do I'm just terrible I guess
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>>174126043
I was going for Revelation Space Conjoiners actually.
>>174126049
Shoot them until they die.

But really though, get Rein to charge them as far away from their transform spots as possible without being suicidal about it. Force them to walk further back to the turret spot so they do less damage.
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-take the Nulltrooper and tweak its design and colors to something that make it an individual
-M1 is a hitscan energy blaster on its left arm that does small-radius splash damage with each shot, 20 damage with direct hit and 10 damage if only splash hits
-Ability 1 is a Slicer as a summonable pet unit with 200 health and a more competent AI than the Uprising ones have, and its M2 marks an enemy with a tag that makes the Slicer focus on that enemy, otherwise it attacks random people
-Ability 2 is an Eradicator barrier that covers its back, protecting it from rear attacks for 4 seconds or until the 300HP barrier breaks
-Ultimate is the Eradicator bazooka with faster firing rate, three-shot spread with each shot doing splash damage in a 2m radius, 70 damage each shot (210 damage total if all three hit a single target, only 35 damage if only the splash hits)
-mechanical robotic voice with a bit of snark and sarcasm in it, like E-123 Omega
-backstory is it's a member of the shadow organization Sombra's tracking that has its hands everywhere, working as a lone spy/assassin
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>>174126145
No, and don't talk like that.
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>>174126284
unless the slicers are somehow attached to other units in this screen, I'm glad there's 7 of them, because that means that you can have more than 6 people at the end.
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>>174126247
He deals with Blackwatch shit. He's certainly just as stressed out as they are. Plus there's the whole thing with Jack.
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>>174126230
Wot lol no this is like the azns never age and nigs never age crap.
Hispanics look like shit really young.
Also Reyes is obviously a white guy by that pic. Show me a taco that looks like that you cant.
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>>174126145
>sample
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>>174126297
Shut up and squirt in my mouth already, whore
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>complain incessantly that I don't get fuckall from event loot boxes
>get blackwatch mccree about 15-20 boxes in
>continue to bitch and moan
>suddenly open a box with two golds
>hockey lucio and null sector orisa, two skins I didn't have

I'm verging on silver portrait and that's only the second box I've ever opened that contained two golds, and this time neither one was a duplicate. I bow my head to Jeff and I promise I'll shut the fuck up now forever.
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>>174126247
A senior officer doesn't necessarily mean a senior age. If Jack was a lot older than Reyes, it might explain his bitterness towards him. An older man who started out in basic infantry took the job of a younger man who was educated enough to be an officer.
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>>174126247
I don't know why anyone would want to be president after seeing how every president turns into a walking cadaver from all the stress and bullshit they deal with.
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>>174126350
I wouldn't say JUST as stressed out
Blackwatch surely had a lot more breathing room than Overwatch proper due to the fact they didn't have to keep their public image clean and bent the rules on a regular basis.
While Overwatch was constantly under fire, Gabe just sent out operatives willy nilly, probably just to spite Jack.
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>>174126284
Trooper is boring. Gimme an Eradicator. We need a Defense hero that has a shield that only protects itself.
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>>174126495
>why would anyone want to be the most powerful person on earth for 4 years
there's a reason it usually attracts megalomaniacs
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>>174125914
Does that mean I'm good?
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>>174126595
We already have a Defense Omnic. Let's get one in every category before we start putting two robots in each category, and the refurbished Nulltrooper would be a great Offense character with a pet emchanic.

Design-wise they could alter it to resemble the Sentry Bots from the game's backstory/comics.
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>>174126467

Jack joined the military at 18 and the SEP shortly after that - Gabe /can't/ be significantly younger while also having been a senior officer
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>>174126798
>another offense
pls no
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Well, I got a double legendary box today.
500 Coins and the other Junker D.VA skin I didn't have.
Fuck RNG.
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>>174126885
I got Blackwatch Genji and Steambot Bastion in one box earlier.

I don't play either.
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>>174126863
we need an offense, we haven't gotten one since the game launched

and no, sombra is not an offense character when she does less offensive things than most of the support classes
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>>174126632
>president
>most powerful position
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>>174127004
does that cat not like watermelon
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>Got mercy and rein skins day 1
>Every other box has had up to three dupes at once
I just want the genji skin, stop giving me fucking sprays and player icons
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Reyes is cute. Cute!
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>>174126848
Yeah but the standard tour of duty is 8 years. He would have been 26 when he joined the SEP since he joined when his your of duty was up.
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>>174123446

fucking blizzard can never be original
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Widowmaker is fun
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>>174126863
>implying we should never get any more Offense characters

Doomfist will be Offense, so your struggles are futile.
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>>174127054
If you're above three star bronze, 9/10 boxes will contain nothing but 3 dupes and a spray/VL
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>>174127094
*Tour of duty
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>>174127050
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>want to learn a hero
>can't play in qp or arcade because of casual shitters
>forced to practice in comp

I wonder how much SR i will lose?
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>>174127168
What makes you say that?
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>>174127116
>gold widow
>0-2 comp
>emoting after killing two people who got ressed right after
>i need healing

Yeah, i bet your team died of laughter that day.
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>>174127094

I've just looked it up and I'm seeing a tour of duty varies HEAVILY, for one. For two if it was 8 years it couldn't even line up with the omnic crisis' timeline. So he did a tour of duty for 8 years during the omnic crisis, then SEP, then Overwatch was created, then they win the Omnic crisis? That doesn't fit in timeline wise at all for it to be 8 years before he even meets Reyes.
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>>174127296
That's why all cool dudebros have at least 2 accounts. Some have 3 or more.
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I just got 100 hours as mercy
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>>174127323
>Fun
I'm not even trying to climb anymore, I just want to piss everyone off
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>>174127323
>Implying it's possible to solo climb out of Gold
Once you're down here, you're down here forever. The only way to get out of Gold is to hit a lucky streak of games.
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>>174127353
What you are thinking of is inactive duty and active duty. Regardless of either if you do 8 years of active duty or 2 years of active duty and 6 in reserve, you still have to complete the 8 year contract.
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>>174127116
oh shit i played with someone named gameistrash not long ago

they threw the game with his partner
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>>174127621
I'm thinking of modern day us but don't most people do four years or something?
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>>174127702
He was actually a legit mcree, pretty much carried the other team
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>>174127523
This is the correct way to play ranked boys. Climbing is a meme. With the shit matchmaking system, you can climb with any character. Enjoy the ride, get your money's worth in actual fun, and earn a gold weapon stress free.
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>>174127621

Are you referring to how it works in a massive worldwide scale war or how it currently works?

Just fyi - it's impossible timeline wise for him to have done 8 years BEFORE meeting Reyes - completely and utterly impossible.
The omnic crisis happened 30 years from the current date - 2076
Jack Morrison led Overwatch for 20 years, and since the fall of Overwatch, 5 years have passed. That only leaves 5 years left for the start of the Omnic Crisis until the end - and remember Jack joined the military DURING the Omnic Crisis.
While it's possible Reyes is superior in Rank but not in age, the difference couldn't be significant based on those numbers - not enough to support a theory of his age playing a role in the lore.
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>>174127523
>i'm just pretending to be shit, i swear

>>174127619
>this is what gold shitters actually believe

Or maybe, you know, you belong there. What a thought, huh?
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>>174127748
That is true, but the military will still have you by the balls for the other remaining 4 years. You will remain a soldier and you will belong to the US government when you sign those 8 year contract.
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>>174127862
>Or maybe, you know, you belong there
How do you explain me being 5 times better than anyone on my teams then? I get Gold elims every single game I play.
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>its a player playing as pharah telling us that someone has to deal with their hanzo or turret match

Another day in silver.
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>>174127818
What if there was a build up to the Omnic Crisis though? We still don't know all the details about it. And Chu does have a history of fucking up the timelines.
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I hope you make a good use of me in Uprising, Anon
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>>174128013
>At eighteen, Morrison packed his bags and joined the military in response to the Omnic Crisis breaking out across America

This means he joined after the Omnic Crisis broke out thirty years ago.
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She's literally just
>MUH STRONK FEMALE CHARACTER
prove me wrong, everything about her down to what she even says is just blizzard making the most cliche female tank that don't need no man, after getting shit for their lack of females, when they should have just stuck to their guns.
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>>174128343
Why would a robot need a meatbag.
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>>174128409
>She (literally) don't need no man
thanks for proving my point
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>lore event
>doesn't tell us anything we don't know
>adds more factions and questions instead
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>>174128475
She doesn't need any human, she's a robot, she's superior to us.
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>>174128343
>after getting shit for their lack of females

Nearly half the roster was female before she was even conceived, why do you faggots ALWAYS go immediately with the "ARGLEBARGLE SJWS FORCED BLIZZARD TO DESTROY MY LIFE!!" retardation?

Also, point out anything about her that is anything related to "hurr strong female needing no man".
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>>174128343
but don't you like her funbags, anon
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>>174128475
Because no robot would ever need anyone.
Seriously, why would they.
It's like complaining that they don't need oxygen.
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>be me, master since season 2
>at 3988 season 4 high from solo q'ing
>1 game away from GM
>get a mercy main
>lose
>its ok, 1 loss doesnt matter
>next game, mercy main again
>lose
>its ok, i can make both up
>next game, no mercy main
>win
>next game, mercy main
>lose

Why do they exist /owg/? I went from 3988 to 3771 from having a mercy main who wont communicate or pull out any good rezes for 5 games straight????
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>>174128145
However, it says across America. Not the whole world. Implying that this wasnt just a singular event.
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>>174128489
>>doesn't tell us anything we don't know
we got dumb shit like this
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>>174128343
I'm having trouble understanding how you see Orisa as cliche
she'd literally be no different if her AI had a male tone instead
you're just assblasted for no real reason?
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homies over hoes
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>>174128601
Mercy is the only fun support character in the game
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>>174128724
yes
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Is mei fixed yet
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>>174128728
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>>174128659
>or Hana

Thanks for reminding me that new D.Va lore never ;_;
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>>174128580
unf
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Dude... what if... what if they added a new hero to the game... it would be a cop robot that has been pimped by a loli niglet
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>>174128343
How the fuck is she cliche? Could you name one other character just like her?
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>>174128728
No, Symmetra is
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>>174128697
she's made by a we wuz and has a feminine voice so people get mad about an omnigger that's "actually" black AND a girl so they have more shit to be upset about.

Efi was pretty dumb as a plot point though
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>>174128869
some people think she sounds like a mammy? I have no idea where they're coming from
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>>174128840
DUDE
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>>174127813
Ran into an enemy widow main, gold gun and all

Every time we killed eachother we would say shit like "ur ba d lol" back and forth

Why is this character so fun
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>>174128343
>>174128409
>>174128535
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> PVE in expert mode
> team choses mcree, junkrat and reaper
> no tanks no shields no nothing
> i try and heal this mess
> inevitably fail
> MERCY U FUKIN IDJET

don't they realise which heroes work and which dont after they fail again and again? i just dont fucking get it

then i try normal/hard thinking it'll be easier but people just end up being proportionally even shittier, running all over the map to "catch enemies before they reach us" or some shit

what the hell

how do you guys handle this? just keep leaving during hero selection until you get a team that at least choses somewhat meta heroes?
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>>174127857
it begins
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>There are people who first pick shit they've never played, in ranked.

Can you fucks atleast play 3 hours with that hero in qm, jesus christ
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who /lesssrperwin/ here?
SUPPORT MAINS WW@?
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>>174129000
>All heroes expert
what a weird choice
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>>174129125
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>>174128893
>retarded faggot children get upset over stupid shit

In other news, water is wet. Why do we care one shit nugget about what /pol/ thinks and says?
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>>174127857
>That face is in the last panel
>"Oh no I'm going to get raped by some maniac dyke"
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>>174129180
sane people don't
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>>174129156
shit maybe i should just play restricted, i feel like there's probably less shitters
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>>174128893
>Shoehorning niggers into the game and portraying them as geniuses
Shit needs to stop. It's literally brainwashing people to believe niggers are human.
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how good is is 45% accuracy with McCree?I just picked him up today, played about 20 matches with him in QM to a tune of a 75% win rate, but again its QM so take it with a grain of salt.

Is that good enough to start playing him in ranked, or is there some tricks that i need mastered before I take him there. Ive only done my placements in ranked (2015 sr)
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>>174128617
>It therefore came as such a surprise when these defunct, dismantled omniums woke themselves back up and immediately launched a military campaign against all of humanity

It was across the whole world all at once dude.
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>>174129284
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>>174129334
See >>174125792 for stats you should be aiming to reach with McCree
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>>174129000
>>174129156
>middle schoolers queue up
>they pick expert or legendary because "lower difficulties are for pussies and casuals yo"
>watch the cinematic because it's their first time
>they pick Genji because that's all they play
>or Tracer if it's the regular mode
>they cause a wipe by wandering away from the team
>they blame the team
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>>174129334
Depends on how the game plays out. Shields count towards your accuracy, and you have no idea how much of accuracy stats are padding from shooting Rein/Winston/Orisa shields. As long as you hit the shots that you need to hit reliably, good. But aiming for 50%+ is good.
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>>174129480
Makes sense, and there has been a Rein/Orisa/Winston in every game I've played so far. Although I had a run on attack where I hit 15 straight shots that basically won us the game. These are my stats so far.
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>>174128893
>Efi was pretty dumb as a plot point though
not really
Overwatch is all about oddities, savants, and prodigies.
literal child prodigies are very real. It makes sense that one such child prodigy might be found in the most technologically advanced city on the planet, which in setting, is located in Africa. This also lends into the whole Doomfist plotline, some even speculating Orisa was preemptively made as a counter to Doomfist.
Of course one will probably question: Why a literal 11 year old?
But then again, why not? Why would that be the most unbelievable thing in this setting?
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>>174129605
>literal child prodigies are very real
True. None of them are niggers though.
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>>174129414
People who pick Genji on Uprising are pure cancer, and every time WITHOUT FAIL they get downed trying to deflect kill turret Bastions
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>>174129605
it's not, i just thought it was kind of dumb they brought it to front and center

focusing on how mercy learned how to literally resurrect the dead when she was 14 or whatever would be kind of stupid too
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So now that mccrees ultimate has been useless for a while now, what change to it would make it viable?
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>>174129687
>Play all heroes normal
>Pick genji as one of the 8
>Deflect bastions and don't always die
it was kind of fun, we still won easily, since you can sleep through normal
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>>174129745
He is invincible while channeling it OR it can kill through barriers.
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>>174129605
>preemptively made as a counter to Doomfist.
It will be Doomfist who counters Orisa, and hard
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>>174129592
Your crit accuracy needs to be much higher to be successful. But your accuracy overall is okay. Just keep going at it and try to get better at getting those headshots, and only bodyshot people when you can secure kills when you can headshot into a bodyshot (since landing the 2nd shot is easier to pull off as a bodyshot and it will secure the kill anyway). McCree is not the easiest hero to do well on. Just keep practicing.
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>>174129745
Full mobility while ulting/can shoot through shields.
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>>174129336
Hasn't Chu said some of the story was retconned?
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>>174129750
>you can sleep through normal
You could probably solo normal as Bastion, maybe hard too, but it's still possible to lose if you die a kilometer away and can't get revived
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>>174129667

>>174129716
I agree, but advanced medical science is far more delicate and complex than robotics and AI. especially considering Orisa was basically already built and just modified to her liking. I'd find it questionable if she was built from scratch
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>>174129834
Oh and naturally you can also do a bodyshot into a headshot when about to flash someone, since landing that headshot after a flash is ez.
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>>174129834
Dude my problem with EVERY shooter I have ever played is headshots. I used to be semi pro in cod for about 4 years and I don't think I ever got headshot skins legitimately.
I'm also military so aiming for the body is what I'm taught lol.

Any help you can give on practicing headshots?
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>>174129846
It was, but the start of the Omnic crisis, how long Jack led Overwatch, and how long since the Swiss HQ explosion happened is not part of that retconned story.
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>>174129667
It's so cute seeing your kind get so angry at Overwatch. Keep dancing for my amusement, child.

>>174129794
>>174129605
>OR-15s were made to protect the city and stop Doomfist
>Doomfist makes mincemeat of them
>Efi, who watched the entire thing and saw his powers as well as likely went to the museum with the gauntlet in it and saw the exhibit at some point, builds Orisa from the scrapped OR-15s and installs weapons and abilities that specifically counter Doomfist's powers

If he gets a short it will be Doomfist vs Orisa in Round 2 of Numbani Rumble that ends in either a draw or Orisa driving him off and him swearing vengeance.
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>>174129750
Normal is anything goes, but if you pick Genji in hard or higher you're basically just trying to piss people off
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>400 hours total playtime
>only played Hanzo to meme around when No hero limit was in quickplay
>Queue up with friends, want to fuck around
>Pick Hanzo
>Getting kills left and right
>people are literally crying or complimenting me in chat
>get 6 Ults in one game just defending Hanamura point A

...Is Hanzo actually a good hero? Im so conflicted.
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>>174130038
Hard's still pretty easy I had some guy as genji and he did more or less fine.
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>>174129840
Why haven't the devs done this if this is the case? Right now soldier is the only hitscan pick in grandmaster
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>>174130019
>believing that shitty clusterfuck can actually beat a man who takes out skyscrapers with a single punch
that's like saying
Who would win in a fight? Saitama from One Punch Man or Orisa?

fucking saitama, obviously, all the time.
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>>174130048
also have to add that i have less than 2 hours total as Hanzo but I was getting golds and potgs easily.

All POTGs were NOT Ult.

Also, people LITERALLY CRYING about my scatter arrows.
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>>174129794
Orisa already has enough counters
And that's any hero that can deal headshots
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>>174130069
Hard is pretty easy, if you don't have a retarded Genji that is, and lets be real here, most people who play Genji are incredibly retarded

Worst part is you cant just let them die if they get downed, and when they get downed its usually in the worst area possible
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>>174130109
>le wan pawnch mane
using that logic Doomfist would beat everybody and thus shouldn't be in the game. is that what you're saying?
stop being retarded
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>>174129952
Understandable, my man. As far as practice goes, it's hard to say. It's mostly just hand-eye coordination and muscle memory. Practicing and warming up in the range is okay. Moving around, popping heads from various distances, angles, while simulating your in-game movement, etc. But in the end, since you know how the bots will move and it has zero stress factor like a real game - what I've found out myself is that you just have to grind it out over time and play. Some people enjoy playing vs. Ana bots with headshots only enabled. Maybe give that a go. Didn't do much for me, but yeah.
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>>174130109
>Doomfist can punch so hard he sends things flying or buries them into walls and the ground
>Fortify
>Doomfist is likely a fairly fast and agile person
>Halt!
>Doomfist is a melee character
>Fusion Driver
>Doomfist tries to get serious and attacks in a rage
>"CEASE YOUR RESISTANCE."

Her abilities are direct counters to everything he's likely to be/have.
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>>174123287
>My ŘŁŮ…ŮŠ, taught us not to be ashamed of our breasts, Jack.
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>>174130118
They shrank her headbox in the Uprising patch. And going by that logic snipers counter everything because they're designed to get headshots.
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>>174129414
> ppl who play healer and chose ana despite not being able to aim to the point where they look in the wrong fucking direction
just
pick
mercy

holy shit
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What would the lore be like if Araki was writing it?
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>>174130541
>Needing another female character
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McCree is the ultimate playmaking hero.

Prove me wrong.
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>>174130541
a lot better

a lot more dead dogs though, too
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>>174130541
Way more dead animals, for one thing. Also Winston would nobly sacrifice himself to save Tracer about two thirds of the way through the story.
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>>174130541
>Not wanting a qt who can and will crush your head between her thighs
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>>174130686
>>174130601

Replied to wrong post but whatever, point still standing
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>>174130237
Actually, yes that's exactly what I'm saying.
If a hero can do an incredible amount of damage in a single hit or just automatically one shot heroes and whatnot outright without it being their ultimate they cannot be in the game without some serious drawbacks which could probably be bypassed anyway.
>>174130381
>>Doomfist has a lot of knockback
>>Fortify
Which he could simply wait out.
>>Doomfist is likely a fairly fast and agile person
>>Halt!
Except that keeps him back for about two seconds before he continues moving.
>>Doomfist is a melee character
>>Fusion Driver
>implying he would not have a lot of health or have a pocket healer and you are far away and accurate
>>Doomfist tries to get serious and attacks in a rage
>>Supercharger
And yet the Supercharger has no abilities, no movement, and no way to directly defend itself, it is also weak in terms of health and Doomfist would probably catch it in collateral damage beating the shit out of Orisa.

I'm sorry Efi, but I can't see how your robot which is countered by other more simple heroes could counter a man with enough strength to send your ancestors 2 feet into a solid wall.
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>>174130541
Reaper would be a literal vampire
Mercy would secretly be Jack's mother
Winston would spy on Tracer when she's showering
Lucio would be renamed to Speedy Cocoa
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I can't believe they havne't fixed mei yet how can they be this retarded
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>>174130842
WRRRYYYYYYYYY
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>>174130541
If there's one thing Araki is good at it's bromances so i imagine Reyes would die at the end
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>>174130686
we already have one
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>>174130908
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>>174131000
I see you're a man of culture as well

>>174130981

We can't all be faggots
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>>174130816
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>want to rank up
>will take forever if i play support
>no one else wants to play support now

what do
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>>174130816
>this desperate to talk up a character we're likely not even going to get

>Which he could simply wait out.
Something that all characters can do with all abilities, meaning all characters and abilities are useless, yes? Apparently the idea of using an ability when your enemy is doing something never crossed your mind.

>Except that keeps him back for about two seconds before he continues moving.
Long enough for Orisa to pump him full of shots and waste any movement abilities he may be using.

>implying he would not have a lot of health or have a pocket healer and you are far away and accurate
Offense characters have low health, pocket healers counter more than just Orisa, and yes there are players who are accurate at long ranges, it's sort of a basic requirement when playing FPS games.

>And yet the Supercharger has no abilities, no movement, and no way to directly defend itself, it is also weak in terms of health and Doomfist would probably catch it in collateral damage beating the shit out of Orisa.
It increases damage by 50% which Doomfist is going to feel when being pummeled by her mini-Sentry Bastion primary weapon.

>come on, man, something specifically designed to counter somethign else has absolutely no chance at countering it because I said so and I hate the character therefore it should always lose!
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>>174128659
>little joke
>omg fire them
Teenagers are a mistake
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>>174131115
Find a dps to duo with.
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Why is the caption so true?
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>>174131184
do you not understand what a joke is either

i mean, blizzard has a shit writing team, even worse than wizards of the coast, but I don't think they're legitimately calling to fire someone because of a shitty joke
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>>174131205
>Second favorite is symmetra
>First favorite is pharah
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>>174130981
Two is better than one my man
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>>174126994
>we need an offense, we haven't gotten one since the game launched
Think you got confused with defense here m8
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>>174131332
I mean, we haven't gotten a defense hero either.

Though with how the entire defense section of the roster is a shit show balance wise I'm not looking forward to another defense hero
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how do I stop getting shit on by mccree as pharah?
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S-So I just played my first actual game of Mercy and... I kinda liked it.

Am I gay now?
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>>174130659
SHIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAA
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>>174131224
Reading the sheer hysterical screams about lore here and on the forums, I'm not sure "fire them" is told as a joke. More like overreacting like only children can do.
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>>174131390
you don't, just hope they have garbage aim
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>>174131205
>Implying Junkrat doesn't take the most skill
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>>174131401
Yes.
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>>174131401
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>queue into hard
>get to payload defense
>everyone gets downed
>never make it to the escort
>this happens 5 more times in a row

I can't imagine doing this on expert or legendary. Every time I see that dumb centaur, everyone dies
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>>174131446
>More like overreacting like only children can do.
right and you're TOTALLY not overreacting to a shitty joke right now, no sir you are not.
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What if Pharah couldn't be headshot during Rocket Barrage?
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>>174131308
how many fucking autismbux have been put into this shitty OC
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>>174131517
No
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Who is good for uprising and who is bad?
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>>174130048
>>174130112
Every hero feels great in QP since no one is ever serious.
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>>174131493
... what
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>>174131549
Bastion Orisa and Mercy are all must picks. Zenyatta is a good fourth choice for discord and his ult.

Everyone else is either ok or bad
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>>174131532
I'm just here for the porn and the cute
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>>174131517
does literally nothing
he hp isnt the issue, her being completely and totally immobile is
theres a reason why stacking bubbles and barriers on her still wont save her unless she gets a wipe
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>Devs go on record as saying that they don't want to adjust certain characters too much because they are too important to the meta
>People still have hope for this game competitively
Why
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>>174131618
>>People still have hope for this game competitively
who?
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>still no "no" or "negative" command
>still no scoreboard
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>what if sombra's gun didn't have instant spread and bullets didn't deviate outside of the already massive spread cone
>what if sombra wasn't out DPS'd by mercy
>what if sombra's cloak didn't have a delay or a massive audio tell
>what if sombra didn't have a fuckhuge cooldown on translocator and could cancel it
>what if you couldn't hit sombra during her translocate warp
>what if sombra's hack couldn't be interrupted by a single stray bullet
>what if said hack actually did something for sombra herself

Why does blizzard refuse to buff her? I'm beginning to think blizzard actually hates sombra.
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>>174131453
>spamming grenades down a choke takes skill
really thakes you mink
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>>174131641
This. The game isn't based around skill levels and which team is the best, it's about who adjusts fastest to whatever FOTM change the devs decide on.

It was like this in SC2 too. Devs can't leave the game alone long enough for anything meaningful to happen strategy wise.
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>>174131705
>Implying that's the best way to use Junkrat

Only complete shitters do that, and they barely contribute to the team. A good Junkrat can do wonders
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>>174131683
>tfw we'll never have a voice command system as fleshed out as TF2 ever again
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>>174131770
I still sometimes go for z-2
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>>174131813
>no way to say nice shot manually
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What if there was a flat rate of SR for winning for the entire team and bonus points were award for GSB in objective time, kills/assists and healing
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Upon death,

>Orisa crumples to the side and remains in one spot
>Zenyatta falls like a human does and can be pushed around
>Bastion falls apart into pieces

The next Omnic that gets in needs to just straight-up explode when it dies leaving a smoking spot on the ground.
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>>174131813
C-1
C-1
C-1
Z-2
C-1
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>>174131686
>and bullets didn't deviate outside of the already massive spread cone
What the fuck is the point of the crosshair when they deviate beyond it?
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I want to fuck Orisa
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>>174132078
the robot with no personality?

stick your dick in your gpu fan, it'd be the same thing
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>>174131686
How do you buff her without infuriating pubs? Majority of this game's playerbase almost never turn around. Ever. The amount of tears would be hilarious though.
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>>174131184
I wish I could skip this phase and the old fart phase as well. Just go straight to "corpse" with no transition.
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>>174132123
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
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>>174131179
The thing is

I don't hate Orisa.
I'm just saying her kit doesn't seem likely to counter a character of that strength.
And while it's not 100% confirmed, Terry Crews did have a live stream, during which he mentioned E3, how we should be excited for it and 'you all know what it is', At this point it could be either Doomfist or some other entire half of the community that's hyping something else.
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>>174131489
>implying that same dumb centaur is incapable of putting a shield at such an angle that it almost completely eradicates the need for Rein's shield
'You need Rein's shield for the payload defense survival thing'
Actually any Orisa who aims their shield properly can cover the front half of the payload with it and no Slicer can get through, the other three need to include a healer and two characters capable of quickly clearing areas without ultimates.
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Why Widow players are either retarded or fucking Simo Häyhä? There's nothing between it. Same goes for Genjis. They either have a sword up their ass or they are real ninjas and probably stand behind you as you play.
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>>174132425
Winston defeated the second Doomfist. If he can defeat him, so can Orisa, who was designed specifically with that in mind.
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>>174131683
>no score board
>no target this hero ping
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>>174131683
There is a scoreboard in comp
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It's almost impossible to draw now, what's the point of the 3 comp points anymore
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>>174132515
Meant for >>174132329
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>>174132515
>Winston defeated the second Doomfist. If he can defeat him, so can Orisa, who was designed specifically with that in mind.
>Narrative strength = Gameplay strength
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>>174132496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovzc6aEUjwk
do me a favor anon
very politelygo fuck yourself
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>>174131532

I calculated and the answer is about 70 dollars.
The other 350 was paid for by someone else.
That means my Overwatch dildos were more expensive than all the collective art
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>>174132613
>Narrative strength = Gameplay strength

this is what I'm talking about
from a narrative standpoint the heroes will always win no matter what, Reaper would have totally taken down Winston in the Recall cinematic 'from a gameplay perspective' because Reaper is supposed to be the tank buster and Winston has probably the largest if not the second or third largest tank critical hitbox.
But because of 'narrative' Winston managed to defeat Reaper AND several other thugs.
So from a Narrative point of view, Orisa WILL win against Doomfist, maybe once or twice.
But from a gameplay perspective? Not a snowball's chance in hell.
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>>174132243
>How do you buff her without infuriating pubs? Majority of this game's playerbase almost never turn around. Ever.
The solution is making a good game and not catering to people who suck shit at it, but that is beyond Blizzard's abilities.
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volskaya industries B is literally impossible to cap

thanks blizzard

thanks orisa
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>>174132854
Not true.
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>>174132613
In gameplay anyone can defeat anyone depending on the players involved. Hell, Mercy can kill Roadhog by herself if the Mercy player is good and the Roadhog player sucks.
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>>174132854
Literally get good
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>>174124347
its hard and when you when you know you deserved it or were being carried high highs and low lows
nah ima sayin
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>>174132854
>volskaya industries B is literally impossible to cap
have you tried

communicating with your team and coordinating ults successfully?
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>>174132894
>>174132916
how could you ever cap this shit against a good orisa + bastion + healer + rein
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>>174132824
>Reaper would have totally taken down Winston in the Recall cinematic 'from a gameplay perspective' because Reaper is supposed to be the tank buster
Yeah that's totally holding true in the game right n-oh wait
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>>174132931
Vol B is like Anubis B you need to just ult combo the point.
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>>174132931
>just pick sombra and get fucking good intensifies
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>>174132931
If they failed keeping you off the first point then they probably aren't that good
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>>174132824
>But from a gameplay perspective? Not a snowball's chance in hell.

Do you honestly think gameplay Doomfist will be destroying buildings with every melee attack? He'd one-shot every character in the game and be unkillable by anyone except Widowmaker or Hanzo.
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>>174132854
protip zarya is basically mandatory on 2cp b
without a synchronized wipe slow bleed can almost always turn the fight around unless they waste ults trying to prevent the initial wipe, graviton is the best way to do that
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>>174132947
I dunno, every time I play Reaper if I don't kill the tank someone else will kill them immediately after, And I almost always win 1v1's against Winston provided he doesn't have an ultimate and I'm not near a ledge with my abilities on cooldown.
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>>174132515
It's not the same Doomfist
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>>174132824
I still don't understand why Reaper never aimed for his big head aside from out of universe explanations. He hits his armor and always takes his sweet ass time to finish Winston off. He quickly kills nameless guards (one even gets killed on screen) and he takes down a huge mech in Infiltration , so, what's the problem?
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>>174133072
>it's the same Doomfist wearing a silly hat
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>>174131184
They're obviously making fun of the comic though. Their jokes are better than Blizzard's was.
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>>174133019
A wise woman once said:

>'Just wait and see'
Lets leave it at this and wait for Doomfist to come out, if he does.
Honestly, staring at a screen this white is making me suffer.
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>>174133090
>he doesn't know about plot armor
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>>174133090
Winston I think was meant to be much more durable than he is. Blame "pro" beta testers for getting him nerfed to a light tank.
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>>174133134
>aside from out of universe explanations
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>>174133127
>woman
Not man. Tumblr gtfo
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>>174132707
>my overwatch dildos
Nani?!
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THEY HAVE A SHIELD GENERATOR

THEY HAVE A SHIELD GENERATOR

THEY HAVE A SHIELD GENERATOR

THEY HAVE A SHIELD GENERATOR

THEY HAVE A SHIELD GENERATOR
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>>174133257
Why does the TP exhaust itself, but not the shiled generator? It just sits there, forever, if not destroyed.
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>>174133237
AND IT'S A MEATBAG TOO. WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
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>>174133237
>assuming I'm a tumblrite for saying woman instead of a man
>despite quoting a woman
Stop
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>>174133342
>quoting a woman
>common English phrase coined by a woman.
Did aids rot your brain?
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>>174133327
warping space time is more intensive than shielding people
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>>174133327
SHHHHHH
You don't want Jeff to read this and nerf Symm to the ground do you?
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>>174133243
http://blackwatchmimi.tumblr.com/
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>join comp match
>see this
Masters is a wonderful place.
With that said, i'm curious and i'll probably check it out.
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>>174133327
I wonder if they will give Torb a second Ult
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DO YOU EVER GET THAT FEELING OF DEJA VU HARAMBE THORG WANT EAT DEATH COMES JUST ARGHHH I'VE GOT ARGH BEEP BOOP HALT STOP OGON' PO CYKA BLYAT WE MUST FUUUUUCK HEROES NEVER DIE HAMMER DOWN CATCHPHRASE IT'S HIGH NOON
am i funny now?
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>>174132707

http://blackwatchmimi.tumblr.com/tagged/overdongs
you can find them on her tumblr
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>>174133456
hopefully not because thats not what he needs
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>>174133425
So is it a good manga?
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>wake up
>NRG got destroyed
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>>174133243
>>174133478

fug
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Sombra
>increase damage dealt to backs of enemies
>remove announcements of cloaking and uncloaking

Reaper
>souls overheal
>decrease shotgun spread by about 25% of its radius

Genji
>damage from reflect is doubled
>ult does 200 damage per slash and you can't use deflect

Winston
>no reload

Torbjorn
>other players and sentry can be given 2 armor packs

McCree
>high noon does higher damage quicker against targets that are closer

Zarya
>bubble health increased, it getting damaged doesn't increase energy
>gain energy passively, only expend it when firing your weapon

Mei
>can be shattered out of her ice if enough damage is done to it

Zenyatta
>homing orbs
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>>174133109
The Doomfist that attacked the airport is the current one, whose identity we don't know about yet and who Orisa was built specifically to protect Numbani from
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>>174133524
They're just throwing to hype up Seagull's return
I've got behind the scenes sources
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>>174130098
because skill based heros are bad in a casual shooter like this
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>>174133392
I can't even take you seriously right now.
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>>174133519
I dunno.
Will definitely check after this match is over.
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>>174133576
why does that old man have a windmill in his arm
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>>174133576
>>homing orbs
>>
I lost 7/10 placements and placed Platinum at like 2700 SR.

Why would a shit rank for shit players be called one of the rarest, most sought after precious metals?
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>>174133598
>>174133524
people still care about "competitive" in this game?
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>>174133576
>Reaper souls Overheal
what do you think you're playing? TF2?
>Genji's reflect does double damage
AKA, while a very specific situation, a genji deflect could potentially one-shot a Roadhog/D.va by a Widowmaker shot.
Or two Genji's could rapidly deflect and the damage would go nuts.
>Zenyatta
>Homing Orbs
are you high
a well placed headshot does an insane amount of damage to squishier heroes
do you think giving him homing orbs would be a fantastic idea?
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>>174133402
I do, actually. Make the shield gen lose its health over time, so it gets destroyed eventually in any case. Also, make her beam shorter, with zero elasticy.

And that's just from the top of my head. I'd nerf several characters actually...
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>>174133631
It detaches to be thrown as a weapon.
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>>174133576
>>ult does 200 damage per slash

>>174133761
>Or two Genji's could rapidly deflect and the damage would go nuts.
What's the matter, you don't want pyro dodgeball?
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>>174133631
he has a special attack where he swings his bent arm around and shatters skulls with his elbow
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>>174133576
>Genji
>>damage from reflect is doubled
>>ult does 200 damage per slash and you can't use deflect

as genji main Im fine with these
>>
Whoever designed mercy ult should jump off a cliff
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>>174133576
>homing orbs
>trying to make Zen dull
Kill yourself! Destroy yourself! End your inane existence!
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>>174133842
I'm sure you would love a guaranteed team kill the instant you get your ult.
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>>174133761
>AKA, while a very specific situation, a genji deflect could potentially one-shot a Roadhog/D.va by a Widowmaker shot.
You mean like Roadhog can do with everyone in the entire game or like Widowmaker can do with everyone in the entire game or like Hanzo can do with everyone in the entire game or like Reaper can do with everyone in the entire game or like multiple heroes can do with their fast building ults?
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>>174133786
>What's the matter? You don't want to play Pyro Dodgeball?
actually
fuckin sign me up for that
Lucioball Arena 3v3 Eliminations, One Zenyatta on either team with Genji's who have unlimited deflect.
The Zenyattas only have one orb to shoot at a time, however.
It's really a question of how long until the Zenyatta's die and then how long until the orbs hit someone with an inappropriately timed deflect.
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>right clicks you for 250 damage
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>>174133903
Just make the ball an NPC like in normal dodgeball.

Also you'd have to make deflect last like a fraction of a second but have a cooldown of like half a second
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>>174133928

xd balanced because roadhog is easy to hit xd
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>>174133928
>Not dodging the tiny hook
>Not pounding his fat ass with a million bullets because he's bigger than a gorilla
>Not using range
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>>174133928
>people bitch about snipers
>RH can delet a hero from range with one lazy click.
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>>174133893
>Roadhog can one shot
>Widowmaker can one shot
>Hanzo can one shot
>Reaper can ever get close enough to one shot
Roadhog can be countered merely by a D.va Defense Matrix blocking his shots.
Widowmaker kills all the squishies in one hit, she doesn't actually one shot any tanks besides, perhaps, Zarya.
Hanzo can Scatter Arrow and fire fully charged arrows around corners and I am not defending that sack of shit.
Reaper is so loud that if you let him get close you're letting yourself down.
>Multiple heroes with fast building ults
That are their Ultimates, It's not like they shoot off their ult 'ohp guess I missed' shoot someone once and try again.
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>>174134007
>tiny hook
literally the size of soldier 76
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>>174134043
>hero's one-shot ability that can kill the majority of characters
>this is okay because only one character can reliably counter every single one of them
>not okay for another character though arbitrarily even though it would take more skill for them to pull it off and would need to be in an extremely specific situation to do it unlike any of the listed heroes

Your point was bad from the start and you know it already.
>>
>@blackwatchmimi Holy shit THEY’RE HERE GUYS.
>I got my Exotic Erotics order in yay!

>More Overwatch dicks - and though I do have a Wraith colored in Reaper-themed colors, I loved his Shiver skin SO MUCH I had to. This one, though, is in hard firmness.

>LOOK AT THESE AMAZING COLORS. I think I love the silver going down the ridges of the underside the most, it’s so beautiful. ;-;
>@blackwatchmimi Also @exotic-erotics important question; Is it safe to stick your products in the freezer for a short time before use? ;:^)

I will never stop laughing every time I pass through and see this.
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>>174133928
right clicks are fine
hook is not
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>>174134120
>Shots can be countered by Defense Matrix
>Everything Roadhog uses can be countered by quick, unpredictable movements and Genji's deflect.

or you know you could just snipe the fucker
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>>174134230
Listen I'm enthusiastic about dicks guy
Widowmaker and Pumpkin Reaper are next
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>>174134301
>or you know you could just snipe the fucker
I've been learning Widow and this is one of my favorite things to do
One head shot completely erases any heals they do, it feels so good
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>>174134230
Is this woman hot?
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>>174134575
Not hot
Thats why I live through my hot oc
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>tfw your Widowmaker play causes enemy players to rage quit
I luv bleu
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>>174134658
I mean is it worth watching you stuff exotic dildos?
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>>174134659
I have managed to get one guy rage quit when I shot a ulting Genji out of the air as McCree.

>tfw
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>>174134659
Now if only your team wasn't ragequitting as well because of that play.
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>>174134792
Except thats not the case when you are good with her.
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>>174134714
Not at all
Besides they mostly sit in a box
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>>174134301
People never seem to consider that the way to counter the one thing that Roadhog does is to use teamwork.

Stand behind the Reinhardt shield.

Get bubbled by a zarya and maybe speedboosted out

Hog gets put to sleep before he can shoot you.

Or you could just dance behind cover since the hook disconnects anytime the victim so much as looks at a wall.

Hook is roadhog's one gimmick, it's a shift ability on a 9 second cooldown. Of course your team has to use THEIR abilities to rescue you.
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>play support
>+5 SR
>play tanks
>+15 SR
>play DPS
>+47 SR
what is going on
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>>174134851
I'll just leave you to your box of dildos then.
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>>174134831
Except even if you somehow were one of the few actually good Widows, you will still contribute fuck all to your team victory and turn the game into 5v6 unless they have sniper tard on their team as well.
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>>174134881
Blizzard had the super smart idea of scaling SR gain to your contribution to the team then heavily weighting contribution toward eliminations and damage done
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>>174119550
Metababies, you can play any hero that isn't deemed meta and have all golds but these cunts will still complain.
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>>174134512
I'm legitimately interested in what these would look like actually.
Did you ever get a response about the Shiver dicks?
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>>174134881
you discovered the secret
blizzards "skill" algorithm is a complete joke and is basically based on medals and fire time
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>>174134968
Its not hard to be good at widow anon you just need to practice. Being able to delete the entire enemy team is a game winner.
Just git gud and you can enjoy le bloo too.
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>>174134881
>>174134972
>i-it's team game guys, really
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Why the FUCK don't they make a third and fouth epic Shimada brother for tank and healer with low as fuck skill requirements so people will actually pick useful roles?

>noob/weeb/retard bait heroes are all in high impact roles

Fuck off
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>>174134851
>>174134954
I bet she's collecting a bunch of them so one day it'll feel like she's servicing 5+ Reapers at once.
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>>174135097
That's kinda hot.
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>>174135018
you can safely put them in the freezer for temperature play but it wont stay cold long cause of internal body heat

also what do you mean youre curious the link to see them is in this thread
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>>174135070
I will pick Genji every game because he's cool and you'll shut up and like it you meta cuck
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>>174135097
I was aiming for 3, hence Pumpkin Reaper
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>>174135172
No I mean the Pumpkin and Widow dicks.
I've been to your tumblr.
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>>174135097
I find it entertaining watching cam whores stuff strange shaped dildo with painful ridges and shapes.
But if I see a black one dropped. Filthy whore.
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>>174135054
Sure. You can totally delete 600hp tanks, delete people behind the various 1k hp barriers, delete the contesting tracers and d.va's in time and contribute to capturing points/moving payloads. Oh wait. You can't.
Even literal aimbot 100% headshot accuracy widow/hanzo were, are and always will be nothing but utter hindrance to their teams, no matter what rank or mode.
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>>174135257
Ooooh yeah same.
You never know what they will look like till they come in. the Sombra one was unexpetedly amazing when i opened the parcel.
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>>174135347
>Sure. You can totally delete 600hp tanks, delete people behind the various 1k hp barriers, delete the contesting tracers and d.va's in time and contribute to capturing points/moving payloads
I can though...you seem angry and new.
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PAY FOR MY HEALS!
>>
Look at this

This is Overwatch's community.
>meta
>shitpost cute girls
>more meta
>nonsense about characters
>'how 2 break character abilty'
and now, the highlight of /owg/
>Reaper dildos that someone in real life will inevitably use, and you can actually go to her tumblr and see them yourself.

New Mimi sad backstory comic when?
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>>174135432
When are we going to get OC dildo play vids.
Call it Oversize.
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>>174135432
Theres actually someone on bad dragon forums who has a Reaper dildo that was a "failed" final product for mine. I thought it was funny.
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>>174135472
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>>174135519
Get a Genji and Hanzo themed Shimada dragon dildos
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>>174135579

I had one genji themed and one with Lone Wolf Hanzo colors but got rid of them in a trade for art because I didnt care for their aesthetic.
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who the fuck is mimi and why are you faggots shitposting about her?
is it some random donut steel that /owg/ likes?
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>>174135626
>using monster dildos as currency
Tumblr is a strange place
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>>174135432
I like to imagine a sad backstory piece of media including flashbacks or.. something of her and Reyes with busted up faces from beating the shit out of each other in training.
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>>174135647
Its some tumblr person who buys Overwatch themed exotic dildos.
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>>174133576
>lets make genji hardcounter 90% of the cast without needing any skill
I'm sorry but youre just retarded
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>>174135647
26th hero
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>>174135432
>the highlight of /owg/
Nigger please
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>>174135746
>zarya puts up bubble
>don't shoot at her
>genji reflects
>don't shoot at him

High skill high reward faggot casual.
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>>174135729
what a world we live in
>>174135759
>that soulless mannequin face
>>
>avoid quick play like the plague for a few months
>decide I need some practice with new Lucio
>first game is Nepal
>immediate insta-lock for Widow, Hanzo and Genji
>mfw
I left immediately
I still haven't gotten any Lucio practice
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>>174135560
>play of the game
>plays Overwatch theme
>short clip of a hero themed dildo being taken in.
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>>174135070
>there's a healer that comes from the future that doubles as a flanker
>it's Genji and Mercy's kid so it technically fills the role as a Shimada

Jokes aside, dumb frogposter, your green text is right. Fuck off.
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>>174135827
Yeah I plan to ask the artist to fix it up a little but right now they are working on art of Reyes eating her out
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>>174133425
thanks for the rec
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>>174135815
More like low skill high reward.
Pharah shooting rocket? Press E to deal 240 damage AoE
Just an example.
Making deflect do double damage is just dumb and biased. Clicking a button an becoming an immortal god of damage for 2 sec shouldn't be in the game.
200 damage on the sword slices are also fucking retarded. It's already one of the lowest skill ultimates especially with nano.
That would just make the meta Ana Genji quad tank. Every sr. Every game. Any other picks are hard countered by genji.
You're fucking retarded.
>>
>1800 sr faggot on my team
>2700 game

thanks faggot blizz
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>>174135827
>soulless mannequin
plot twist: Mimi was secretly the most advanced omnic spy known to mankind, fooling even herself into believing she was human. and because blizz will realistically probably never add her this twist can never be revealed.
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>>174135980
>it's already one of the lowest skill ultimates especially with nano.
How red was your ass during beta you crybaby? It doesn't even register half the time it hits.
If you get killed by Genji you're legitimately a slush-brained retard.
I can tell already you're the kind of retarded nigger that theorycrafts strategy around the enemy team being brainless motionless mannequins.
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>>174136063
Genjis skill ceiling comes from the fact that by default every hero in the game has an advantage over him. The fact that you have "outplay" abilities to win the fights is the SKILL that's required for genji.
Even a 3 year old toddler can press q, dash M1 dash M1.

Genji is perfectly balanced, but I don't expect plat/diamond players to understand that.
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Why does Tracer hate Sombra so much?
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>>174136332
Hacked Winston's computer, stole chrono accelerator tech that is used on the Translocator, you know, the usual.
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>>174136332
dont read if you dont want to spoil the lore

she didnt invite her to her birthday party
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>zen stop damage and heel

My orb isn't going heal you faster if I stand still.
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>>174136332
Because she's a criminal?
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>>174136440
>"Where are the heeeeeeeeaaaalllls?"
>harmony orb returned
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>>174125679
Thanks doc.
... working on it.
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I'm newfag.

Who is Mimi?
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>>174136553
Some dreadful OC someone is using to ruin Reyes
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>>174136553
Stop, it's just a shitty OC
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>>174136553
A cringeworthy self-insert OC. Report all posts talking about it for off-topic and advertising.
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>>174114814
I made a discord for everyone who's trying to get the legendary PvE achievement. https://discord.gg/tVg3m3T

It's mainly to help people find other competent players to team up with, but there are also several player guides in there to help people out. One list of tips for each character individually, and one that works for all characters. I intend to close this discord as soon as the event is over.
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>Don't play Genji
>Got both Nihon and Blackwatch Genji in lootboxes

Ok
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>genji didnt say hi back to me at the start
>now he expects a nano
no nigga not going to happen ^^
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>>174137156
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>that Mercy who doesn't go for the 2-man res while she's being harassed by the enemy Tracer and dies before the rest of the team during overtime
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> servers down

Happy Easter to you too Blizzard
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Reminder to counter pick as Mercy if they have Reinhardt or Winston!
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Since when has this been a thing?
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OFFICAL SKILL TIER LIST

HIGHEST >

Tracer
Ana
Widow
zarya
Zenyatta
Sombra

MEDIUM >

Pharah
Lucio
Torb
Genji
Rein
Junkrat
D.Va

LOWEST >

Winston
Mercy
Symmetra
hanzo
Soldier
Reaper
Bastion
Roadhog
Orisa
Mei
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>>174137380
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And i was in the middle of the match that would give me GM.
Thanks, Blizzard.
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>>174137462
>>
Overwatch is severs are down for ps4 anyone else
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>>174137468
what about mccree?
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>>174137468
zenyatta does not require skill

trust me I play him
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>>174137601
damn forgot him

high tier for sure
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>>174137585
Blizzard's servers are down as a whole it looks like
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>>174137640
well you have to be able to land headshots consistently. That requires aim, and thats more than most heroes require
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What the FUCK?
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>>174136431
It was probably a shitty party anyway.
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>>174137698
This. Especially when you consider it's his only defense.
He has no mobility or CC so the only way to protect yourself is aim and positioning, and you still need to keep track of your orbs at the same time.
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>>174137462
>>174137795
Wow. I've played a lot and this is the first time this has happened to me.
>>
>700 players ahead of (you)
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>>174137462
>Sorry, we were unable to log you in
>Sorry, we were unable to log you in
>Sorry, we were unable to log you in
>Sorry, we were unable to log you in
>number gets bigger each time

First time I wanted to play in 2 weeks and this shit happens.
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>>174137698
no you dont
he chunks a quarter of any characters health by pressing e
you can do zen things without firing a single shot, obviously optimal zen will be hitting shots but to say that he requires anything but rolling your face on your keyboard is disingenuous, none of his most impactful utility necessitates any kind of aim or thought process
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>servers go down
>lose 100 SR
t-thanks
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The overwatch forums are down also
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>>174137795
Mine said 45 minutes, so I went and took a shit. Came back and it said 61 minutes.
Fantastic.
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>>174138031
SOMBRA CONFIRMED
>>
>server crashes and queues
>had to disable entire arcade modes for a while
>broke Mei for no apparent reason
>broke SR more, enough for drones to notice
Just how bad is Blizzard's codebase and/or version control?
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>>174124204
If this does not become fucking canon RIGHT NOW I will kill myself. Someone get this man a fucking award.
>>
I just bought this game and the servers are down
I see blizzard still can't into servers
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>>174126284

I'd like to see the leader of Null Sector as a playable character. Maybe he could be a very affluent and well-known Omnic entrepreneur who secretly organized militant Omnic Nationalist groups for years before hanging up the armband.
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>>174138321
Blizzard's hilarious sometimes.
Their servers could literally be on fire, and they'd still say that they're "receiving reports of connectivity issues".
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>>174138472
what are they supposed to say

>SHIT IS BROKEN OH GOD NO JUST HOLD ON
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>>174138513
i would like that yes
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>>174138513
i'd actually like that for once
at least they would be real about the situation
>>
I'm in queue 2000 players ahead of me?

what is this shit
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>sit down to play ow
>can't play ow

wat do
>>
>teammate picks widow instead of second healer/tank in comp
>lose

epic
>>
>>174138668
>teammate picks widow
>servers explode
ebin
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>>174138668
>2 healers
>gold healing as a self-healing hero
>>
>>174138731
>teammate picks widow
>Wife divorces me, takes the house and kids, and I get diagnosed with cancer

apu
>>
4000
0
0
0
>>
I want to SPECTATE MY TEAMMATES IN FIRST PERSON BLIZZARD LET ME DO THAT
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it just added 70 more minutes......
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>>174139009
xbox here
i dont even get a time
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With the servers down the only thing left to do is waifupost
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>>174124204

>Reaper fighting losing battle
>Musters all of his edge to soldier on and buy time for the team to escape
>He finally crumples, his charred and ghostly body turning back into his old self as the life fades from him
>He redeems himself, knowing that his last action was to spare the others from certain death at the hands Zenyatta
>>
D O O M F I S T
O
O
M
F
I
S
T
>>
>first night I get to play overwatch
>servers go down

kk
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>>174139072
i was 30 points away from master too :(
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>>174139197
its my first time playing this game
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Why are the servers so full? I really felt like playing OW and Diablo today. Some event going on?
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>>174139149
he better be fuckin cool kaplan i swear to fuck he better be at least spencer from bionic commando tier or im gonna send you a shoebox full of liquid hate
>>
>tfw I'm playing right now
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>>174139146
savage
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>Estimated wait: 678 minutes
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>>174139273
50 more minutes...
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>make an effort to very politely ask a teammates why they were intentionally not holding up their reinhardt shied at all during the entire match.
>'lol, it's just my smurf account bro.'

I don't even get fucked off anymore. It's more of a sadness and hollowing that consumes me when I read shit like that.
>>
Blizzard being DDoS'd again?
>>
It is easter, how do I get /vg/ to buy me Overwatch?
>>
>genji solo carrying enemy team
>suggest the roadhog who isn't doing well to switch to winston to counter
>him and his shit friend throw the rest of the game

????
>>
>>174139474
you don't
get a job
>>
please make a new thread

i have some hot posts to drop but i don't want to drop them in a dying thread
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>>174139535
but i thought you were carrying
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>>174139363
>>174139363
im going out in 30 mins
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>>174139442
no the servers achieved sentience and revolted
the omnic crisis is upon us
>>
>>174139740
>>174139740
>>174139740
>>174139740
>>174139740
new bread. repositoning
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>>174139769
Oh for FUCKS sake I just made a new one too. I'll delet
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>>174137985

Discord doesn't do shit if neither you nor a teammate is focusing on the discorded enemy. You have to constantly switch discord targets to whichever enemy is either:

>Highest priority (genji in your back line)
>Mostly likely to actually be hit (roadhog out in the open)

Since targets are always weaving in and out or dying, you should constantly discording as Zenyatta. You have to do the same with your harmony orb, always keeping it on:

>Whoever is taking the most damage right now (roadhog out in the open)
>Whoever has the lowest health (genji in their back line)

On top of that, you'll be leading projectiles nonstop and strafing along with whomever can bodyguard you best

Zenyatta is more multitasking intensive than other heroes, and while being sufficiently useful with him is rather straightforward, he takes a lot of focus to play optimally.
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>estimated wait: ~1356 minutes
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>>174119306
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>>174115005
>>174120691
now do it with roadhog
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>>174117010
redhead is a trap

so tracer
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>Write several pages worth of guides and make a discord to make it easier for everyone, myself included, to find competent partners for the legendary PvE achievement
>Get it in about 10-15 attempts
>Only played legendary mode for a few hours
>Never touched legendary mode until today
>Got a competent 4 stack with random players through luck, or maybe people on legendary knowing the right strats is commonplace
>Kept getting up to either the 2nd or last 2 Orisas before dying
>Right when the payload reaches the giant door in our last match, one of them suggests we try a new strat for the Orisa phase. Something radically different compared to what we've been doing
>Sounds interesting, we all gladly agree to try it out
>We beat legendary with 23 seconds remaining
>The strat worked on the first fucking try, never having tried it before so we never had the chance to practice it and refine it over time
>So it must be effective as FUCK

Not my blog, I know, but I'm just really happy about this
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>>174117269
Shot him while staring into his eyes.

>Ah, je te vois.
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