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/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age & Bioware General #1051

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Happy Easter Edition

Previous: >>173670629

News:
>the BSN now is gone forever (but there's a backup somewhere so it's not really gone)
>Divinity Original Sin 2 is in Early Access (It will have waifus eventually)
>Tyranny and Andromeda are out
>Pillars of Eternity 2 Deadfire announced (waifus confirmed)
>Cyberpunk 2077 likely out before June 2019

Sales:
>DnD sale on GoG this weekened

NOTE:
>We occasionally discuss other, smaller RPGs that don't have their own generals. This does not mean we are /wrpg/

Dragon Age Stuff:
>Check THIS before asking questions:
http://pastebin.com/NtncZWPf
>DA:O Mods
http://pastebin.com/n4vGHHHd

>How do I import my save into DA:I?
>http://www.dragonagekeep.com
You can use this website to create your own DA World History by bringing over your choices from the previous games. You need an Origin account.

>Where is my Warden?
Cracking some eggs.

>/dag/ (incomplete) Art Archive
http://dagnaart.imgur.com

>/dag/ booru
http://dagna.booru.org/index.php

>Help me /dag/+/bwg/, I want to get comfy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq8ZcIfLDUo

Friendly reminder that Planescape: Torment 4K remaster is out.
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>>174040480
Cute! And happy pre-Easter Day! Even tho we are completely dead.
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>>174041945
Such is life.
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I found more!
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>>174042658
>Beth looks the same
Truly the purest.
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>>174042658
And the last one..
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>>174043094
There's more.
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>>174044220
Meredith is not playing around.
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Which waifu is the most likely to kill you for sexualizing her?
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>>174045084
Cassandra probably. Morrigan and Isabela would enjoy it. Merrill, Beth, Josie and pic related are too soft to hurt you.
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>>174045587
Morrigan is pure.
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>>174045834
Nope! She did some lewd things to Alistair and Loghain during the dark ritual. She also used to live in a lonely forest hut with Flemeth and they probably did some lewd things to lost wanderers.
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>>174046521

>to Alistair and Loghain
The HoF*
>some
lots of*
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>>174047770
Is that Leliana behind her?
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>>174047931
No!
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>>174047770
>>174048145

Why did you repost my screenshot...
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>PS:T EE lets you play at silky smooth 50 fps
>can't actually play above 30 fps because it breaks the game
Fucking Beamdog.
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So I heard that there was a patch for Andromeda to make people look less robotic. Did it actually make things look better?
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>>174048638
It added some life to the eyes and made the face textures less awful, but the only actual animation improvement seems to be the my face is tired conversation.
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Anyone wanna blow my eggs
?
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>>174052224
No.
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>>174052282

But..there are too many of them!
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I miss Sten.
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hurm
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Anon's failed Trissposting....
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>>174059090
The absolute madman
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>>174053114
Well, that's what happens when you fall for the menopause meme
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>>174059090
And then he Deus Vulted the mages and accidentally fell in love with another one.
Fin.
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Mercy...!
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guess I'll play D'sD again......
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>>174065213
Play Andromeda instead..
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>>174065213
What is that
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Anyone else notice what a pathetic origin story the humans' religions has?

>Maker falls in love with a songstress.
>Confesses.
>Shot down. Songstress is married.
>Songstress is all like "I appreciate your feelings, and I hope this isn't asking too much, but could you come out of the Golden City and ya'know, end all earthly suffering?"
>"Yeah sure if you tell everyone how cool I am"
>Maker plays the friendzone for a bit.
>Starts lavishing her with all sorts of divine providence and shit.
>Gets everyone to think that they're an item.
>Husband finds out.
>Gets jealous.
>Kills her and that elf guy she's always hanging out with.
>Thousands of years later and they still call her "bride of the maker" and pretend that the Maker didn't get his ass dumped.

I wouldn't be surprised if the Dales got destroyed because they found out Andraste was having a fling with Shartan on the side or something. Literally an entire religion based around circumstances that starts with their god getting turned down by some random chick.
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>>174066545
Dick sucking Dudes.
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>>174046521
That wasn't even sex it was more like artificial insemination. If Alistair or Loghain looked up and was like "dayum nice titties" she'd choke that fucker out.
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>>174067114
How delusional are you
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>>174066221
no !

>>174066545
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon%27s_Dogma

>>174067060
this too
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>>174067170
Not as much as you. Morrigan doesn't like anything crass or lewd when in reference to her. Actually play the game maybe?
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>>174067685
You're definitely delusional as fuck.
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>>174066947
It's pretty good idk.
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>>174067792
I'm looking at the dialogue transcripts right now. So why don't you play the game?
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>>174067820
Even so it's relatively masochistic. How can someone be all powerful if he can't even get a single girl? The Chantry generally believes every act of the Maker is purposeful. So what purpose did making a fool of himself serve? He could've just given her all that shit without confessing. She still would've been killed by her husband because he was jealous of her popularity and power too. So it's a futile action. Which according to the devout, does not exist in the Maker's design.
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>>174067820
Idk I looked at the cutscene and she was definitely getting ready to get pounded all night long instead of just letting them fap and quickly cum in her.
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>>174068270
It teaches shems two things, that sinning and magic are bad, and that suffering for the sake of the maker earns your soul eternal salvation. That's enough for the faithful to have hope that their faith will save them, to establish some moral guidelines, and to encourage them not overuse magical gifts.
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>>174067685
Haha nigga she would hardly let her tits hang out if she didn't like being sexualized. Just let it go.
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I can't run things over with the Nomad? Yet another disappointment...
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>>174067521
Dragon's Dogma is the most fun I've ever had playing a game since Shadow of the Colossus.

>there will never be a fight against the remaining two archdemons where you're whisked away with them midair and have to fight them while hanging on for dear life
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>>174072163
>climb up to the highest point of the broken ruins of a tower
>jump onto the back of an angry archdemon hellbent on the apocalypse
>watch your hands clip through the wings as you grasp onto the leg to climb up
>lower half of body sonks halfway into archdemon
>you and archdemon are now one
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>>174072438
>leaked control ending for DA5
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>>174072163

The Grigori fight was pretty awesome, especially at low level. Later you basically eat dragons for breakfast.
But
>The Maker's Finger works on him
Why.
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Maker, it's...
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>>174072613
Is there any opponent the onehit arrow doesn't work on?
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>>174074025
... time to die!
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>>174075210
No! ;__;
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>>174075185

I think it only takes 1 health bar away from most if not all Bitterblack bosses.
In case of the Ur-Dragon, you can instantly destroy one of its hearts with it. If you fuck it up and only normally hit its body, it does nothing.

>>174075210

>That was 2 years ago
>DA:I was 10 years ago
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>>174072163
>since Shadow of the Colossus
lol
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>still haven't finished Skyrim, DD or DS3
Halp.
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Why whiny anon won't hold my hands and give me a tour of /meg/?
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>>174076071
I like dynamic combat...
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Is "whiny anon" a second personality of lelfag? Is it like a Jekyll and Hyde kind of situation?
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>>174077630
Whiny anon is a mysterious being that has many names and many personalities. I have seen him roam the lands of /meg/, /wtc/ and /v/. One day he will hold my hand and take me to a magical journey full of adventures.
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whiny Anon's tight bussy...
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>>174072163
I played as a mage and gave up after reaching the big city area (where you deliver the Serpent's head). The escort quest were annoying and I wasn't impressed by the combat. Which class is considered the most fun in Dragon's Dogma? I might give it another try.
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>>174079223
Mage is probably the most boring, although I didn't really play it much. Melee is far, far more satisfying. There are hybrid builds that you can unlock after a certain point too that are pretty neat. Been a while since I played so I can't recall exactly how they're unlocked though.

Personally I had a blast as an assassin, starting as fighter or strider. Mystic knight seems popular too.
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Anon's page 9..we meet again..
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>>174079223

>Combat is action as fuck
>Plays mage
Of course it's boring then lmao, even though DD has one of the more fun mage combat styles, but only later on when you get all the cool shit.
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>>174079223
I picked Strider and had the time of my life, so you could try that. It's especially satisfying to upgrade to Assassin after that because you unlock a combat ability that lets you knock an enemy in the air, then make it explode.
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>>174077630
Anyone he disagrees with.
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>>174082569
I picked a mage because of all the great looking abilities, but they felt slow to cast. I will try a melee class and see how it goes.
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>>174083793
hate
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>>174083793
Hi, ants
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>>174083793
I still like her!
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>>174083793
What if egg was the player character?
What would the inquisition be like?
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>>174084530
The only thing mage has going for it is that it looks cool.

Fighter for the first few levels gives you some good starting stats (lots of health, irrc), I'd suggest that.

Also playing with a controller is comfy as fuck is that's an option for you.
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>>174085252
It wouldn't exist. Solas would have gone alone in search for Flemeth and once he unlocked his power- dead Cory. He would have saved the Orb from breaking too.
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>>174085932
Based elf god
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>>174085932
>>174085252
>you will never be solas

How does da:o and 2 compare to inquisition FUN-wise?
Don't give me a blog about lore and storytelling pls ,thank <3
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>>174087139
DA:O is 100 times more fun and DA:O is hot garbage
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>>174087139
Subjective, but I had the most fun in my Origins first playthrough as an elf-mage. I wish I could forget everything about it and play it again.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kae-JjbLsgA

Cass?!
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>Load MEA save
>Takes 10 seconds
>Load the very same save gain
>Takes half a year
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>>174089494
I..I want to physically touch the Frostbite engine.
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>>174090215
>delete MEA
>play good games instead
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>>174090395
Name one good game.
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>>174091098
uhh........

umm...

oh.........
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>>174091098
Persona 5!
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>>174091098
Huniepop
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>>174091267
You can think of one, anon, I believe!
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Let's all play (video game) together!
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>>174091559
Overwatch!
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>>174091742
Give me your ID.
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>>174083793
I would like to marry that egg.
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K
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>>174090215
I had that on the snowy planet when you found the asari ark thing. I played on insanity and got instagangbanged by 500 kett before I could even grab ammo and had to reload all the time, it felt like the loading process take longer with each reload. It should be the other way around if anything.
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>>174092541
But I am already married to him.
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>>174091742
>people still playing Mei, even tho she broken
lol!
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>>174092812
>married
Solas pumps and dumps without even pumping
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>>174093148
Um Solas is the elven version of a Mormon
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>>174093148
Proof?
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>>174093368
>Proof?
canon, unfortunately
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>>174092653

I remember that, that was actually the part where I switched to a lower difficulty because it was tedious as fuck. I also don't really find a way to use any close range attacks on insanity because it requires leaving my guard, which means I will get fucked to death from one side or another while attacking before I can do anything. But I WANT to use them!!
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>>174091949
I'm on PS4! (lol)
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>>174094720
Wow! *slaps*
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>bald anime punching man is also called "egg" on tumblr
hmm...... it's making me think..........
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>>174095293
Saitama is cuter though and would fill the niche of the bored fuck/accidental death fuck
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I can't stop slapping anon's soft and chubby cheeks!
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>>174092812
Well, I guess we'll just have to both be married to him, then.
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>>174097496
You can take the yolk..I will be satisfied with the albumen.
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>>174096982
Upper cheeks or lower cheeks?
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wow!
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>>174098217
>yolk
>get the part that becomes a baby chicken
D-do you really mean that, anon?
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>>174098860
Lower cheeks obviously. I don't want to hurt your gentle eyes.

>>174099576
Yes!
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>>174099576
>yolk
>a greasy substance secreted by the skin of a sheep and present in the fleece
I..I'm.... thinking....!
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>>174093468
In my headcanon Solas enjoys my arm stump for butt play.
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>>174101280
No, anon, like bird embryos!
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>>174101280
hehehe...

*steals your thoughts*
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10..
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>>174103049
noooooooooo......
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>>174103049
*thinks about thom's bussy*
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>>174106643
is it barndick time
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>>174107321
It's always barndick time in my heart
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>>174107464
do you have the collage of all the innocent thom posts that were deleted by janny
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>>174107464
Not sure what to think about this 2bh.
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>>174107591
Nope, I was solely dedicated to collecting lewd barnposting
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>scrolling through AO3 in bed
>accidentally hit a writer's name
>look at their most recent fics out of curiosity
>one is a Tiffany mind control/surgery fetish fic
w-what the fuck.....
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>>174108258
.. Who's Tiffany?
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>>174109516
>two dots
..
..MY MEME..
..
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>>174110021
I will bitch slap you so hard you're waifu feels it, friend.
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>>174110176
Okay anon..slap me if you want to. But please be gentle to my friend.
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>>174109516
kpop who can't sing
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>>174111746
>(12)
hmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>174111893
:)
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>>174111746
>>174111985
I didn't know Sebastian fans exist.
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>>174113149
I wouldn't call myself a fan, I just like the way he looks.
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>>174113803
post your filthiest saved image
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>>174113803
he....... has a look......? (lol)
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>>174114454
In general, or of the broodmother prince?
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>>174114524
Le Royal family's son look.
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>>174114662
I'd say of broodmother prince but now you have me curious
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watching scary movies with your waifu...
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>>174114770
I don't have any lewd Sebastian
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>>174115252
>those forearms
>that collarbone/pec definition
this is a gift, thank you anon
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>>174115252
One of the most cancerous thing I have ever seen.
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>>174114983
Yes!
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>>174116506
>tfw no fat hawke bf with biceps bigger than your waist
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>>174117461
thank the maker...
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um why are there no arab characters in Bioware games ???
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>>174118815
uh isabela?????
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>>174118815
Josie and Antivans are the closest ones.
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>>174118815
>who are Qunari
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>>174119437
mutant elves....
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>>174119506
>mutant tree jews
Welp.
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Do you think we'll get DA news alongside new IP news, or are we going to be waiting another year?
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>>174121263
Nope! We will see a teaser at E3 2018 and a release in early 2019..
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>>174122326
But /dag/ can't live that long?!
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>>174122415
When /dag/ finally dies I'm going to preserve its corpse in a jar in my closet for study by future generations
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>>174122415
>/dag/ can't live that long?!
we've been going for at least two years on nothing to sustain us but shitposting, if WWIII happens we'll be the most active general on this board guaranteed
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>>174122415
We will discuss other upcoming rpgs and video games!
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>>174122721
hiding in a bomb shelter with your waifu...
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>>174123497
repopulating the barren world with waifuspawn...
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I..I can't get Dorian pregnant...
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>>174123842
try harder!
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>>174124148
something looks odd about Morri's butt? lower back?
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>>174124728
pregnant belly
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>>174124728
pregnancy?
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>>174124796
>>174124802
Ass... pregnancy...
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>>174124728
She is about to do lewd things to my Leliana.
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>>174124992
She's going to slide her big knife into her thick chest
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>>174125209
Armpits...
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>>174125167
>Trying to stab an elite rogue and spymaster
???
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goodnight......
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>>174127920
Sleep well, sweet /dag/na.
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>>174127879
!
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>>174127920
Laters!
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>>174128153
This really made me think, anon
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>>174132101
>elder god
>not the actual elder god
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>>174132443
Yeah, I have to agree with this post

You (>>174132101) fucked up, anon
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'Member Selfies?
I 'member.
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Tpиccкa
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Is the "My face is tired" conversation the worst one in BioWare, fuck, VIDEO GAME history? I can't think of anything worse.
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>>174135838
>Is the ... conversation ... worst one in video game history

Not even close
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>>174135838
Nope!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUpPYvELLB8
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Today is the anniversary of the great /dag/ manor massacre
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>>174135838

I just checked the german version for lels, when you translate that back, she just says "I'm tired because I have to take care of everything."
Makes more sense at least but the voices are disgusting.
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>>174135838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG1qKzIsisU
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>>174146106
What a worthless post.

At least post some art or something.
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>>174141945
Why?
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>>174146219
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Does MEA unironically have no quicksave?
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>>174146478
Yes, but it's done ironically.
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>reading some NWN1 guide
>get to the henchmen section
>"Speaking of lovable companies, we also have this very beautiful bard. Sharwin is stunning. If I could find a girl who looked like her, it wouldn't matter if she was a psychopath schizo, I would fall in love with her."
>"She's also quite funny and witty, but I'd also note that she's exactly like those pretty girls from high school, and I often wonder how's she's able to run around the world without that meathead I'm sure she has for a boyfriend and she's hiding from my knowledge."
Fucking waifufags.
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>>174133825
dick pics???
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>>174149748
>oldschool lelfags
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>>174149748

They are the worst...
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Waifufags who treat their waifu like their property are the worst!
>>
Can I ask a question about Baldur's Gate 2 here? How should I play a fighter/mage multiclass and what spells are the most useful? Also does bard class have any point in this game? They look useless to me
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*pours pink and teal paint over Solas's head and shoves a carrot up his butt*

he!
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>>174154350
>How should I play a fighter/mage multiclass and what spells are the most useful?
The way to play them is to buff yourself up with haste, mirror image, stoneskin, tenser's transformation and other defensive spells and move in to hack the enemies while they're distracted by the tank. There are some armors that let you cast spells in them but they're not available until the end of BG2/ToB so it's a good idea to save up some money and buy the robe of Vecna from adventurer's mart asap (it makes you cast spells faster). As for weapons, I'd go with dual wielding katanas and longswords, grab Celestial Fury from one of the buildings in temple district and use the best longsword you have in off hand. They're kind of weak in BG1/2 but then become godlike in ToB/end of BG2 because then you get a timestop spell and can easily kill your enemies while they're frozen in time.
>Also does bard class have any point in this game? They look useless to me
Normal bards are shit but some of the kits are good, blade is basically a thief/mage/fighter multi with faster leveling. You give them the bladesinger chainmail from haer'dalis' quest, buff up with haste and mirror images, and then use offensive spin to kill stuff very fast. The downside is that they need a lot of micromanaging.
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>>174155130
Carrots don't go inside the eggs, anon!
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>>174155715
Thanks, that was pretty much what I expected. I don't have any more questions I think, I used to have problems against mages but recruiting Keldorn pretty much solved them all
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>>174155857
http://theindolentcook.blogspot.com/2011/03/rustic-carrot-onion-omelette.html
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>>174156860
You're supposed to cast magic removing spells on them (breach, spellstrike, spell trap, ruby ray of reversal, probably some others I'm forgetting now), the problem is that there are so many of them that mage duels aren't really worth it. Druids' insect plague spell is also good against mages, that's pretty much the best thing about Jaheira.
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>>174157140
But that's an omelette. Easter eggs are hard boiled, why would you put a carrot in one of those?
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>>174157691
ugh!! fine!!!

*pulls carrot out of Solas's ass*
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>ywn be an elf
>>
https://twitter.com/patrickweekes/status/853656340475949056
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>>174161841
Patrick, I...
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>>174161841
Easter is ruined
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>>174161841
NO
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10!
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>>174162941
>>
http://goodfrogboy.tumblr.com/post/159643065527/

explain..... this
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>>174167181
Um...
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>>174143373
Is that Sand or the pillars of eternity dude
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>>174169534
Aloth.
>>
I hate sand...it gets everywhere...
>>
>>174161841
>in DA4 bioware will git gud at facial animations and characters will regularly smile at the player like this
>>
WHO STILL POSTING HERE IN 2017
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>>174169908
I don't know what's worse, the geth, or all this sand in my....
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>>174167181
CUTEEEEEEEE!
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>>174170337
>tfw been here for almost 4 years
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>>174167181
I want Gency to happen exclusively for the fag hag/fetishist tears
>>
Would you guys believe me if I told you that I was an actual Sith Lord?
>>
dear cis ppl: stop writing trans characters and stop encouraging other cis people to write them for the love of god
>>
>>174173604
Shitlord*
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>>174174218
This is MY meme
>>
>>174173775
yeah, its better to your kind return to irrelevance and return to the hospice
>>
>>174174325
Okay.
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>>174174218
What were you trying to respond to here

>>174174325
>This is MY meme
>[Deleted]
janny is one of us...
>>
QUICK... What are you having/what did you have for Easter dinner???
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>>174175702
Delivery of french toast with fruit on it, sweet potato fries, bacon, carrot cake, and the cheapest wine I've had in my pantry since christmas
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>>174175702

Same shit as always Tbh.
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>>174175702
You!

Same thing I have everyday but I bought some muffins and..carrots.
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>>174175702
I'm going to eat Thom!
>>
Remnant laser weapons are kinda cool...
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>>174176772
Roasted Thom with stuffing...
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>>174167181
white tumblrettes telling asian artist her art is offensive to asians, even though she posted it on asian social media too and no one there complained
>>
Don't forget to snuggle with Schmooples today!
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>>174180242
What do you think? Pork?
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>>174180407
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What's the best way to prepare a nug for eating?
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>>174181697
ANON NO!
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C9jxP4VV0AA-UL_?format=jpg&name=large
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>>174184010
Creepy!
>>
Someone needs to faceapp all the waifus...
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i OWN Leliana !
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DA&ME crossover game fucking when? Nothing indicates that these games aren't taking place at roughly the same time period. I want to shoot elves, with lasers.
>>
>>174188946
No, she OWNS you!
>>
>>174190148
What do you think the new IP is?
>>
>>174190394
Not a Mass Effect and Dragon Age hybrid. It would be set in the future.
>>
Clearing anon's 99th Kett site..
>>
>>174192851
no!
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>>174192851
yes !
>>
i'm gonna to play inquisition for second time with all DLCs, any tip?

i'm gonna to be a mage qunari, who is the best build for her?
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>>174193328
Fire/Necro

Romance Sera
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>>174193328
Rift mage with Fire Mine, Immolate, Chain Lightning and Jar of Bees.
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>>174193861
sera is a strange character, in my firts playgroud i hate her, but with the time I am realizing she is a interesting character, bioware know she was a character easy to hate, and play with it, i prefer that to characters like jacob or cora, boring characters with nothing special.
>>
Sera > the entire MEA cast desu
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>>174194236
can WORD this post !
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>>174194236
But Suvi is cute..
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>>174194595
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>>174194595
nope!
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>>174195152
U G L Y
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>>174195241
suvi is cute!

just boring like the entire MEA cast minus drack.
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>>174194236
What about Daddy Drack...
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>>174195363
But.. but she's tracking a YUGE mineral deposit
>>
>>174195152
Yes!
>>
>>174195406
Mod to replace Suvi's voice with Mummy's when??
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>>174195392
*yawns*
>>
>>174195542
I just want a nude body model

I have a feeling she has perfect tits
>>
>>174195930
greasy and covered in blackheads...
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>>174196007
NO
>>
>>174196007
Yeah no. She is smooth.
>>
>>174196135
Nope.

Hairy jungle down south
>>
*calls Anon on their phone*
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>>174196860
Doctors keep their body clean, anon. Plus it is the future with advanced equipment and technology.
>>
>>174197636
People can have hair and still be clean...
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>>174197989
This.

It's not like having hair would prevent her from washing herself
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>>174197989
t. hairy male
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>>174198345
I wish...
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>>174197434
*answers in Leliana's voice*
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>>174198791
BONJOUR JE SUIS BAGUETTE?
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>>174198791
*hangs up without saying anything*
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>>174198941
Non!
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*masturbates to Leliana lewds*
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a proper explanation of Cassandra's hair!
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>>174199638
Nope!
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I..I can't believe Leliana is real..... and is in my house...!
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>>174201202
>tfw when the neighbors call the police complaining about screaming coming from your basement
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>>174201342
*moans of ecstasy
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>>174201382
*cries of agony
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>>174201202
Serve her some good food!
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>>174201460
umm..... she's eating crackers, lemon water, and an unripe banana.......
>>
>>174195378
Drack is Wrex wannabe
>>
who /postson/meg/&bumps/dag/wheneveritreachespg10/ here?
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*trips and a bunch of lewd photos of Anon fall out of my pockets*

o..oh no....
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>>174207595
>>
http://pathfinder-raeka.tumblr.com/post/158796994327/anders-no-i-finished-mass-effect-andromeda
>>
>>174208687
We've already seen this
>>
>>174207595
I..I want to slap anon for taking lewd photos of me.
>>
>>174208895
fine!!!

http://oriental-lady.tumblr.com/post/157570178777/more-blackwall-appreciation-fanarts
>>
>>174209030
>thom without beard
. . .
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>>174209030
playing vidya with Thom and sloth demon.....
>>
>>174209030
Exquisite pieces of art.
>>
>>174209030
I..I can't read russian.......
>>
Voeld's ambiance and soundtrack are pretty comfy.
>>
>>174211891
I do NOT agree
>>
>>174211891
*Noveria
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>>174212359
Yes !
>>
>>174212359
https://youtu.be/P5GHQNnPUuo

ME1's music really was a class of its own. I don't dislike the more generic orchestral stuff they went for later, but it just wasn't the same.
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>>174212359
Noveria's soundtrack is great but I like this place too.
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I hope we can die/bad ending in DA4.
>>
>Blessed are the peacekeepers, the champions of the just. Blessed are those who stand before the corrupt and the wicked and do not falter.
For such a shit game, DA2 has one of my favorite vidya quotes.
>>
>tfw you just want bioware to die but you need to see whether or not solas burns it to the ground first
desu it'd be a fitting end for the series and id like to help him do it.


On a related note, does anyone know of any good 'solas was right' fanfics? I read one where the prologue is basically the world is burning because solas won but failed to reset back to the ancient elf era, and instead flings the inquisitor back, where she finds out he was 100% right about modern thedas sucking ass in every way possible compared to the ancient elves.
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>>174132101
Corpheyus was completely understandable. He wanted to Make Tevinter Great Again and replace the absent god.
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tdd
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>>174219156
Though in the process he would decimate the population with a demon army and open up the world to the fade
>>
>>174211891

I like the white part...
>>
>>174122721
>we've been going for at least two years on nothing to sustain us but shitposting
We will have to do that for another 3 years just to finally get another shit game
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Leliana's lewd page 9 !
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>>174228496
i hate this, anon
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I love Solas.
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>>174230274
>>
>>174066947
Yeah, it doesn't even have any weight, there's no message or point to it.
>>
I just got my first computer that's able to run games from Half-Life 2 and newer, and got DAO. What's the CharGenMorph Complier for? I don't plan to change any item, PC or NPC appearances, is there any reason for me to get it?
>>
>>174231871
It makes modded hair/skin textures appear in the character creator and the toolset.
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>>174233213
Alright, thanks, guess I can skip it then.
>>
>>174226629
>we
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>>174234987
>>
Depressingly ded desu
>>
>>174238701
>>
bye :/
>>
>>174231871
This poster again, since this thread seems on the verge of dying every half hour I figure nobody's going to get annoyed if I ask a bit more about mods. I've read the OP's mod list and picked the ones I want, most of which I'd already figured I'd need, but are there any other mods you personally recommend? I'm gonna get a faster run speed one, some bug fixes, an inventory slot increase, extra doggo slot, some quality of life shit like that. Anything else?
>>
>>174241482
I'd get most of the mods from the pastebin other than those that change the lighting, make you skip the fade, add modded items, add sir Gilmore, and add an extra dog slot. Extra dog actually breaks the game at one point. The pastebin is pretty up to date, the only kinds of bigger mods that get released now are "take a bath with Alistair" and similar quality content.
>>
>>
>>174242119

>Skipping the fade on the first PT
No.
>>
>>174245406
>other than those
>>
>>174245521

NO...
>>
>>174242119
How serious is the spoiler with the extra doggo breaking the game?
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Three cheers for the couch plebs!

https://youtu.be/6CSB3ZNRXmE?t=30m25s
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>>174247130
30:30 is representantive of all console tards.
>>
All Andromeda posting is over.
>>
>>174246747
There's a part where you lose control of the warden and play as any two companions instead. Extra dog breaks it and you only get to play as one. It's not game-breaking, but you'd lose out on some hilarious dialogues.
>>
>>174248671
If I skip the extra dog slot, do I miss any dog-related fun outside of combat?
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>>174249201
Nope, the dog that gets added by the mod doesn't even get normal companion banter. Just use two companions + dog if you really want dog content.
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>>174248493
35

THIRTY
FIVE
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>>174249427
Yeah, think I'll do that, thanks.
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>>174249453
Umm ok.
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>>174249453
Um?
>>
uhhhm
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>>174249757
>>174249792
Don't sass me you randy harlots.
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>>174250820
Who the fuck actually reads vidya novels?
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>>174250820
I..I want to fuse a Mother Harlot....
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This is what Mass Effect is now.
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>>174252604
>Now
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>>174252604
>stereotypical skinny nerd and stereotypical fat nerd like scifi vidya
umm what am I supposed to be seeing here lol
>>
>>174253615
>Skinny
>That
..
>>
>>174253615

t. hambeast
>>
>>174253615
>skinny
t. Sir Fats a Lot
>>
~ friendly reminder that /dag/ is a FAT POSITIVE thread ~
>>
>>174256334
Friendly reminder from a fat person: being fat is unhealthy and completely within your power to change. Fat positivity is a joke, stop eating cake for every meal and learn how to do pushups. Just because self-improvement is hard and takes a long time doesn't mean it's not worth doing.
>>
>the guy who posts about landwhales all the time is a fatty himself
What a tweest.
>>
>>174256817
I'm not that anon. I just can't stand idiots who think it's good to encourage a lifestyle that all but ensures you're going to die before you hit forty.
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>>174256673
omg selfie pllzzz
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>>174256673
>tfw fat but barely eat junk food
>drink maybe one soft drink a year
>just eat too much food in general

At least fatlife is comfy
>>
>>174256817
90% of /v/-/vg/ posters are overweight desu
>>
>>174258879
This is what fatsos actually tell themselves to feel better.
>>
>>174257939
his gut was drawn without considering gravity
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/12767780
http://www.strawpoll.me/12767780
http://www.strawpoll.me/12767780
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>>174259432
Thanks for voting, everyone
>>
>Posters: 4.5
>>
why do the kett speak english
>>
>>174259916
Universal translators.
>>
>>174260094
how would that even work when it's a 100% alien race with a language that has no entry in any milky way database
>>
>>174260603
Space magic
>>
>>174260603
SAM uses samples gathered over time to build a functional database. It's not too hard to put together pieces of a foreign language as a regular old human; a supercomputer AI could do that millions of times faster than any person.

Also given how kett are drawn from so many other species, their language would likely be pretty uncomplicated by necessity.

Also this >>174260705
>>
>solo healing
>constantly targeted by Genji
>no one can be bothered to turn around and protect me
>teammates only ever use "need healing" when I'm dead
>Winston tries to 1v3 and dies
>spams "need healing"
aaaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
>>
>a setting with "universal translators" has accents and dialects, even among aliens
Mass Effect is so fucking stupid.
>>
HEY ANONS! FEED ME SOMETHING.
>>
>>174261330

>Fight PK as Conq
>Got her down to low health
>She was about to run into my charged heavy
>Match lags out and gets reset by 5 seconds
>Get memed to death
Fucking...seriously?..
>>
>>174264072
I hope that wasn't a ranked match!
>>
>>174262485
*slap*
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Are there decent hair mods for Solas?
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>>174266731
Umm..?
>>
Should I do a mage or rouge run in DA2?
>>
>>174267941

Oh my god yessss uuuhhnnf.
>>
>>174268339
Mage is more fun.
>>
>>174268339
Mage is more relevant. If you can't stand Carver, just take him with you to the deep roads and ditch Anders.
>>
>>174269029
>>174269084
Guess mage it is then.

Still can't believe this is my 4th time playing this shitty ass game.
>>
>>174269231
Did you do warrior four times?
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>>174269352
Nah. One for each class with this one being my forth one.
>>
>>174267941
Disgusting.
>>
>>174231607
He's actually pretty attractive here. Huh..
>>
>>174267941
>piercing
To the trash it goes.
>>
>>174269594
!
>>
>>174259432
Upper end of normal bmi. Still chub.
>>
>>174267941
looks like an edgy twink
>>
>>174270062
>shaved sides
It gets worse and worse.
>>
>>174267941
>tfw you drop your hardboiled egg in the dirt but you're still hungry so you try to brush it clean
>>
dicks are the most important thing to me right now
>>
>>174272354
Anon..
>>
>playing Stardew Valley
>reading up on marriage mechanics
>can get divorced
>ex will be reduced to 0 hearts and negative things to say about your failed marriage
>can have her remove your ex's memories of you, allowing you to remarry them
>can have the witch turn your children into doves and they'll permanently leave
>if one of you is pregnant and you divorce, no child will be born
w-what the fuck
>>
>>174275671

Welcome to the real world... it's not like in your BioWare fantasies...
>>
>>174267941
Is he a unicorn?
>>
>>174270290
They were shaved in the first as well.
>>
Umm..
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A friendly wild anon!
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Page 10..
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>>174281231
*fiendly
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my ass
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>>174288886
How much?
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>>174288886
Okay.
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>>174288886
>>
>>
post Inquisitors RIGHT NOW....... or else!
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>>174292486
Yes !
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>>174292486
>playing Dragon Age
>in April 2017
>>
Anon is a beautiful female Angara..
>>
>>174292890
>leliana face shape
>turvy eyebrows
>that tattoo
>orange lipstick
>orange shepard hair
modding was a mistake
>>
Why we died after MEA came out? Does that mean everyone on /dag/ was originally from /meg/?
>>
>>174293975
>>orange shepard hair
uh shepard has short hair
>>
>>174294430
How new are you?
>>
>>174294430
Most people here play both DA and ME so it makes sense ME would get more talk when a new one comes out.
The opposite will happen with the next DA.
>>
>>174294430
/dag/ was an offshoot of /meg/ originally.
>>
>>174294696
Was /meg/ dead like this, around Inquisition's release?
>>
>>174295280
It wasn'teven able to fill a thread plenty of times even during the weeks before release.
>>
>>174295280
/meg/ was deader than this as recently as december
>>
>all the cancer in /meg/ will switch to /dag/ once DA4 is announced
>>
>>174292486
He looks the same as he did last time!
>>
>>
>>174294473
>>
>>174298302
everytime i see femshep i get an ejection (of the contents of my stomach)
>>
>>174298415
Wow anon!
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>>174298415
Thats awful !
>>
2..2B..!
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>>174302116
Modern Tevinter is casual as Orlais or Ferelden..
>>
>https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph566c9e33b8dac
average day in tevinter
>>
>>174303072
Anon, that doesn't look like video games!
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>>174303439
whoops!
>https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57510da14d79c
>>
coughs
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>>174305957
Femcory is scary as fuck
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>>174306121
Yes!
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>>174306323
NO !!
>>
>>174307248
I only found Solas ones!
>>
Serious lack of /Our Girl/ in this bitch
>>
>>174307487
You're right there isn't much Morrigan
>>
>>174307660
Yes!
>>
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>>174307660
>>
>>174307660
>>
>>174298415
Same.
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>>174307660
blessed post !
>>
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>>174298415

>ejection
Right... that was the word.

>>174307660
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLzhw86-xUU
>>
>>174311230
Can't recognize the character she is cosplaying..
>>
>>174311531

Varrigan.
>>
>>174311531
Random Whore 41
>>
I... love.. video games !
>>
>>174312281
Me too, anon. Which one is your favorite?
>>
>>174313134
Dragon Age II !
>>
>>174313134
Honestly, I don't know, there are too many. Maybe Bioshock Infinite?
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Mass Effect Andromeda is...bad.
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>>174314940
I agree. They can patch bugs and animations until they're blue in the face but they can't patch out the shit writing and awful story.
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>>174314940
I genuinely enjoyed the Bioware game with time traveling lizards that nobody here has played more than ME:A.
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>>174314940
Maybe..
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>>174314940

I wish I could just play as dad.
He's the ONLY one in the entire Initiative besides fucknut Allison that takes the events seriously and acts like their mission is not only risky as shit but also important to their entire species. Most if not all of your companions (and your character whenever you lose control of them) act like this is some sort of Comedy+Action movie while not even managing to be funny. Nothing against some lighthearted moments but they just overdid it and turned this into a complete shitshow. Liam is the worst by far though.
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>>174315465
Andromeda initiative is actually a futuristic gulag, they literally collected the bottom of the barrel of all races and sent them off to a different galaxy so that they stop tainting milky way.
>>
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>>174317815
Oh, Varric.
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fenny boy
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I'm taking a bath now....naked...pls don't come in...
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Mhm
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I SEE NOW. I CAN SEE IT. THE MYSTERY IS NO LONGER MYSTERY.
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Why are there so many DA fanfics about bestiality?
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>>174323501
>bestiality
>best
It's in the name
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I'm literally in love with ______!
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>>174323696
>dicks
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>>174323696
>dog dicks
>>
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>>174326976
That doesn't even remotely look like Josephine. And that's good.
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>>174327073
Umm where are your manners?
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What's the comfiest Bioware game and why is it KOTOR?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHcLAnVxO3U
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>>174329554

Manaan theme will forever be best but it's one of the worst planets to play through in both Kotor and Swtor
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>>174329864
Manaan would be better without the selkath.
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anyone still have the old selfie collage
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>>174329864
>>174330126
I like Manaan. The trial is fun, I like breaking into the sith embassy or whatever, and the underwater part isn't too cancerous
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>>174337084
>the underwater part isn't too cancerous
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>>174339687
I usually do Manaan as my second to last planet, so maybe I'm just so overpowered by that point that nothing is really difficult
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>>174336819
Booru.
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>>174339948
The difficulty isn't the problem, it's the fact that you have to walk around in a slow as fuck diving suit.
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>>174341606
Oh. I don't feel like those parts are frustrating enough that it ruins the whole planet for me, especially since I like the rest of it so much
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>>174336819
Let the dead rest
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>>174342050
This..all the old /dag/gies probably switched to /meg/ anyway..
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>>174336819
http://dagna.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2572
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we're the new, bold an diverse /dag/ !
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>>174342229
/meg/ is my religion
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>>174343701
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>>174343853
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>>174344014
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>>174344176
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>>174344346
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>>174344483
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>>174344483
What happened to her hips?
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>>174344665
Bone fractures and dislocated joints.
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>>174344632
The end.
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>>174342882
>>174342050
>>174340881
lel look at all these nerds
I wonder where they are now
>>
>>174346096
Right behind you
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>>174346949
Fuc
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>>174346096
Probably still lurking the confines of this shithole.
>>
>>174347776
>>174346949
>>174346096
I'm gonna stalk all of them!!!
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/dag/ really is the worst general on /vg/. I can't believe you have the gall to shit on /meg/.
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>>174349405
Pass, please.
>>174349454
K.
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>>174349454
Every general on /vg/ is the worst general on /vg/
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>>174347776
/dag/ 'regulars' must be truly miserable. I'd almost feel bad for the failures that are their lives if I didn't know they deserve nothing but contempt.
>>
>>174320128
whoa, is this a Dishonored reference???
>>
I won't be satisfied until the average /dag/ post is like... THIS !
>>174349964
>>174349985
>>174350048
>>
Let's all post our favorite esports people!!
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Has anyone seen my cute /dag/anons? I can't find them on page 9..
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>>174354556
Everyone switched to /meg/, anon..
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>>174352314

Me, Myself and I !
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DA:I was boring as fuck compared to ME:A
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>>174355061
They promised to me they would stay here. They betrayed me..
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>>174356035
Both are boring.
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>>174356035

I found exploring more fun in DA:I. Does ME:A have hidden cheese wheels? Thought not...
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>>174356035
heh
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>>174356864
It does, anon!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIBVCOUd1AE
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>>174357142
>That galaxy map, making you wait 20 seconds to click the left mouse button
Is this good design?
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>>174357456
Nope! But I think they gave the players the option to skip autopilot sequences in patch 1.05.
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>>174357969
Yeah, it still takes forever and you can't do it when changing systems though
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Reminder that elves are the master race.
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>>174358497
Get back in the kitchen, knife-ears
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>>174358838
Never, /dag/ is my hostage now.
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>>174358497
Yes! By the way, which game does Elves right? Appearance wise..
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>>174359193
AHH
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>>174359614
I've always been a drow and drow clone admirer.
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Witch cancer like this, it's no wonder everyone migrated to /meg/..
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>>174360882
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>>174360882
Okay.
And MY MEME..

>>174360292
Too bad, dark elves in TES look nothing like that.
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>play Uprising on hard
>play Mercy
>our Torbjorn never gives out armor, when he does it's when we're moving to a new area so no one sees it
>our Tracer over extends herself, constantly dying
>our Reinhardt never shields, thinks he's DPS
>play normal with a new group
>everyone actually plays their character correctly
why
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>>174362487
Nothing like Yen or nothing like the fanart? Because you can get pretty close with mods.
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>>174360292
>>174362680
Spooky and ugly.
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>Liam doesn't even have an actual sex scene
>Cora has a sex scene and a no-sex scene
loving every laugh
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>>174362745
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>>174362614
Like the fan art you posted.

That looks good. Sometimes I wonder if anyone would care about Bethesda games without modding support.
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>>174363102
Fug, this post was meant for this anon!
>>174362680
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>>174363102
Yes. Consolefags loved Skyrim, Fallout 3 and Oblivion
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>>174362614

>Play Elimination vs. AI
>Rep 5 teammate dies to a bot in every single round
>Not even AFK
Just, ...lol.
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>>174363059
>there are people who romance Preston
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>>174363102
>>174363225
I like this artist, she suffers from the sameface syndrome a bit but they look cute so it's ok.
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>>174363305
They apparently are very triggered by him not having a sex scene
Also there's apparently a glitch where Ryder is invisible during the cuddling part of movie night if Liam is who you romance
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>>174363260
Oblivion is comfy as fuck.
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>>174363637
I got that with Jaal. Scene's just broken.
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>>174363848
Yes!
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>>174363848

Ruined Tail almost made me cry...
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>>174363637
I watched his romance on youtube and they're making out in public during its culmination, adding sex to it is a pretty asinine demand imo. Now Gil and Suvi could do with a bit more intimacy, but >non-DA bioware caring about same-sex romances.
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>>174364336
It's ok to admit that you cry everytiem...
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>>174364410
>adding sex to it is a pretty asinine demand imo
To be fair, people are pretty demanding about the amount of content their waifu gets
>>
>>174364959
I'd rather have less content than Peebee riding on Sara's feminine dick.
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>>174364959
Yeah no, BW gives less waifu content with each game it seems.
>>
>>174365163
That's because they realize that nobody would actually waifu any of ME:A's LI's.
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It has been two weeks since I have seen Leliana move or talk. Two weeks of slogging through Andromeda, clearing Kett/Remnant base and opening containers for the 100th time. I just want to hear Leliana's sweet voice once again..

Why are there no good likable characters in Andromeda? Jaal, Suvi and Drack are all decent at best. Why can't I slap Cora out of my Tempest and magically replace her with Leliana?
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>>174365475
Because Cora is cuter than Leliana.
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>>174365754
That isn't exactly a huge accomplishment
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>>174365754
You need to change your definition of cute!
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>>174365163
That's a good thing.
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>>174366181
Not when waifus are still the only thing their games have going for them
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>>174365754
why is she so sultry!!
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Majority of Bioware's fanbase plays their games for romance.
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Quality > quantity.
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>>174292486
I'm waiting.....
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So anon, I..I think you are cute and I like seeing you up here!
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>>174368531
Is this a joke about my height?! How dare you! *steps down from the stool and walks out*
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Newfag genocide WHEN
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>>174364554

Wasn't there a one in a million chance you would find Ruined Tail somewhere in the world after the last mod? Never found him. . .
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>>174369582
Anon..
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>>174368025
I don't like posting her because she looks like Sera's older sister and anon is expecting fhm's anyway...
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>>174370518
questionable hair but surprisingly qt
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>>174369649
He was in your heart all along.
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>>174370518
She looks sort of like Jack to me
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>>174370518
Cute! Aside from the thick brows, chubby nose, wide dorsal bridge/dorsal base, lowered nose tip, thick lips, wide jaw and round face!
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>>174370810
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>>174370682
>>174371017
>>174371150
Thank you...
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>>174371941
*Solas disapproves*
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>played through KOTOR 5+ times
>Jade Empire 2+ times
>DA:O 5+ times
>DA2 4+ times
>DA:I 4+ times
>ME 5+ times
>ME2 6+ times
>ME3 3+ times
>will probably never finish ME:A
......lol

>>174368025
it's him, again
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>>174373269
I feel like a plebeian. I have never touched Kotor and JE. Played through Origins, DA2 and Inquisition, 2 times each. Mass Effect trilogy, 1 time.

You must know everything about these games..
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>>174370518
Wow !

This is quite sexually arousing
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>>174373269

>KOTOR - 5+
>Jade Empire - 0, never even started the game up despite having it
>DA:O - 3+
>DA2 - 0
>DA:I - 2
>ME - 2
>ME2 - 2
>ME3 - 1
>ME:A - 0
>>
>>174375729
>DA2 - 0
It's the best game in the series, what the fuck
>>
>>174376076
Purple FemHawke is bae but it is not the best Dragon Age, anon !
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>>174375729
Are we doing autism counts?

>>KOTOR - 2x each
>>Jade Empire - Never could get it to launch
>>DA:O - 6
>>DA2 - 5
>>DA:I - 4
>>ME - 4
>>ME2 - 7? 8?
>>ME3 - 7-9
>>ME:A - 2.5 so far
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>>174376926
I recognize that Inquisitor!
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>>174375729

Bonus autism:
>Swtor - 1 (finished every class story)

>>174376076

That's...an interesting take on it...lmao...
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>>174376926
What's the point of playing MEA 3 times when you only have a maximum of 2 dialogue choices?
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>>174377075
>tfw did every class story once
>knight twice
>inquisitor three times
>agent three times
>going to start a fourth soon

Agent storyline is better than ME: A
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>>174377326
Autism, my man.

I've actually petered off on my 3rd playthrough and might leave it until after the CC and M/M romance changes.
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>>174376926
>ME2 7-8
>ME3 7-9
!
>>
How can someone afford this much time for video games?
>>
>>174378027
>he isn't living the superior NEET lifestyle !
>>
Anon's anon.
>>
>>174379528
Yes !
>>
fill in the following
>guess I'll play _________ again...!
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>>174381982
Morrowind
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>>174381982
Dragon Age Origins!
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>>174381982
my dick
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>>174382926
That's Leliana's favourite game
>>
>>174383238
Maybe that poster IS Leliana.
>>
>>174383465
Leliana LOVES her thick feminine dick!
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>>174383541
YES !
>>
>>174383541
No!
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>>174383541
So does Josephine !
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>>174385462
Is Carver okay?
>>
post something lewd
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>>174388709
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>>174389010
nope !
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Can I talk about baldurs gate here
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>>174390137
Yes.
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>>174390263
Sarevok or Irenicus?
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>>174390372
Jon.
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>>174388709
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>>174391414
oh baby . . .
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>>174391414
um...... no
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>>174391554
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>>174391890
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>>174392034
what the FUCK
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>>174388709
>DimpledAlertHorse
Reaper lewd
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>>174393218
SIN
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Liara?!
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>>174395947
Yes !
>>
Malachor V should have been Anon's grave!
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With lip like that, son, you'll be lucky if you live to be half my age.
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Sera best Inquisition girl.
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>>174399282
Her romance is great
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>>174399423
She's best girl outside of it too.

Shame so few people honestly take the time to get to know her.
>>
>late night bathroom trip
>walk in
>big ass spider sitting outside the shower
>sit down on the toilet
>thoughts of "there could be more anywhere" pop into my head
>turn around for some reason
>giant spider, bigger than any I've seen in my house, chillin in the corner inches away from my ass
someone....... help me...........
>>
>>174399517
*throws a fireball at anon's house*
>>
>>174399489
Well they're stupid and smell of horse
>>
MY ass
>>
>>174399517
I deal with them daily.
>>
Anon's ass swelling up after being bitten by several spiders...
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>>174399517
Gape your cheeks at them to feed the snakes in your ass
>>
>>174400704
That's when I knew that that cuck Alistair would NEVER be in my party
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>>174400479
nooooo !!!!
>>
Umm..
>>
Morrigan and Widowmaker watching in anger as you crush spiders under your heels...
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>>174390372
Sarevok becomes a pretty good bro if you change his alignment.
>>
Oh..
>>
>>174406060
It's Lightning!
>>
>>174406335
Uhm, excuse you !

Claire is pure !
>>
>>174406060
Huh..
>>
>>
>>174407982
Gotfus...
>>
>>
>>174410259
>fat pig

No thanks
>>
>>174410294
>being a low test beta
>>
>>174410396
>being sexually aroused by livestock
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Fat?
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This witch only comes in extra large.
>>
>>174410448
Thiccness signifies fertility and sexual prowess, there's nothing lewder than a thicc goddess.
>>174410482
Post more!
>>
>>174410956
>the way her boots can't contain her meaty calves
Hnnngh..!
>>
>>174410956
JESUS CHRIST
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Can't stop giggling.
>>
Can't stop gagging.
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>>174411753
>Blurred feet
What's the point
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>>
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>>174414784
I don't like this, anon
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>>174415523
Why not?
>>
>>174416098
It's unnerving
>>
>>174416346
It's cute.
>>
>>174410482
>>174410956
>>174411229

#NotMyWaifu
>>
Morrigan > your waifu
>>
>>174420502
This is not correct
>>
>>174420502

>Morrigan > Morrigan
>
>>
>>174421609
Yes
>>
>>174376926
>BG1 - 5
>BG2 - 10+
>NWN1 - 1
>NWN1 expansions - 3
>NWN2 - 4
>KOTOR 1&2 - 4
>JE - 2
>DA:O - 10+
>DA2 - 5
>DA:I - 7
>ME1 - 5
>ME2 - 4
>ME3 - 2
>ME:A - 1, worst BW game by far
>>
>>174421736
I bet you are a nerd and as fat as >>174410956
>>
>>174421776
I'm the "can't afford food" kind of nerd.
>>
>BG1 - 0
>BG2 - 0
>NWN1 - 0
>NWN1 expansions - 0
>NWN2 - 0
>KOTOR 1&2 - 0
>JE - 0
>DA:O - 0.5
>DA2 - 0
>DA:I - 0
>ME1 - 1
>ME2 - 0
>ME3 - 0
>ME:A - 3
>>
>>174421736
This is why /dag/ has a bad reputation

Seriously kys
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>>174422024
I just like playing video games.
>>
>>174422024
Because we actually play the games we talk about?
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>>174421609
Now you're getting it, anon
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>>174422251
/dag/ is a side-general for /meg/ people to talk about how they're switching to /meg/ now.
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>>174422615

/meg/ is obsolete and just a side general to the actual BioWare general, which is this one!
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>>174422237
That doesn't make it any better you know
>>
this general is SHIT!

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
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>>174422905
'Member when we reported /meg/ because a BW general already existed and the mods actually deleted it twice?
I 'member.
>>
>>
>>174430319
Kys
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>>174410975
Thiccness signifies that, yes. Being legitimately fat just signifies that you're probably going to have a terrible time getting pregnant.
>>
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>>174431212
>>
Let's be real here tho, ME is the superior series right?
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>>174435724
It's hardly even a rpg.
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>>174435724

Sure... heh.
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>>174436042
Kys
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>>174435676
blessed post
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I want to see... GOOD Garrett cosplay !
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GarrettxMerrill is the OTP.
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>>174439302
There's some slav who does a good cosplay of him.

Pic unrelated because I never saved any pics of the slav guy.
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>>174436042
ME3 ending scene and the space winter wallpaper don't even look the same
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>>174439363
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>>174440475

Maybe the artist said no, so they slightly altered it.
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Which waifu is the most likely to wear something like this?
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>>174442110
Zevran
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>>174442406
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>>174443067
DEEP
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>>174442406
is that a penis.....
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Alright, someone work on bread. This thread is too much.
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>>174443186
DARK
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NEW FANTASY
>>174444165
>>174444165
>>174444165
>>174444165
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