Remember when this was the worst we had to put up with Edition

>see ben brode dev recruitment video
>think "I could do that"
>spend the last week making a 185 card homebrew expansion/adventure that introduces a new death knight class
>send it to blizzard with a job application
>rejected within an hour and a half
lol

Well, here it is: "Arthas: Rags to Liches".

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pBC83cWw1n-v0FM7oedudYvCSaPYmjjC3GfcJ5R_9Os/edit?usp=sharing

Rip it to shreds, lads. Preferably not just "this is overtuned", I didn't put much effort into nailing the exact balance, but point out what's gamebreaking and what's insultingly useless. Also tell me what you think of the adventure premise/writing.

Why is it every time I find a viable deck, I realize it's not fun?

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Why do people click the menu instead of just Esc + Concede?

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>play for 5 hours
>move from rank 5 to rank 4 to rank 5

>>174020319
Because most people only play this game with one hand.

>>174020307
No offense but it could be the case of scrub mentality

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>>174020276

>>174020307
Because netdecking is only fun to sociopaths.

>play against quest warrior
>play around his brawl
>dump my hand after he plays the first brawl (he had 3 cards in hand)
>he top decks the second brawl
Fuck this deck.

>>174020460
None taken, I know I'm a shitter.
But what do you mean?

what's the best midrange pally list /hsg/

Is Elemental better than normal midrange?

>>174020276
>free adventure
that's why you got rejected

>>174020559
Some people can't enjoy thing which they perceive as strong or viable because of they think everything strong is dishonest or not fair or because they enjoy to be underdogs clawing for better spot. Revulsion to good things regardless of their nature is one sympthom of scrub disorder.

>>174020460
Don't see how that would be scrub mentality. Scrub mentality is using a made up "honor code," like refusing to play net decks because it would be 'dishonorable' as opposed to not enjoying certain decks.

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>>174020129
> Want to have fun on ranked with under/never used cards
> Playing Demented Frostcaller because I like this card
> Playing Yogg-Memelord again
> Meme hard a murloc shaman with Yogg from 1hp Icebloc to 9hp + board clear and massive draw + freeze half of his board + tons of board clear
> Win
> It's a handbuff pally
> FEELING CHILLY?
> Freeze everything multiple turns
> F U N A N D I N T E R A C T I V E
> Win
> It's a midrange hunter
> FEELING CHILLY?
> counterspell hunter marks
> Freeze the world while spamming spells and buffing mana wyrm
> Win
> It's a fucking pirate warrior
> Lose
> It's a taunt warrior
> He dirty rat my yogg
> Lose

Fuck you Garrosh. I had fun until you came.

>>174020735
It's hard to say, there are so many. Elemental, with lots of murlocs, with a few murlocs but curator..

>>174020832
I mean kinda, but its more like I actually enjoy intuitive decks that have a strange synergy which require good draw like OTK mana addict priest or exodia mage.
Tempo mage was also fun.
But this mid range hunter deck just feels like I'm spitting out whatever I happen to have in my hand with no rhyme or reason other than going face.
It just doesn't feel like it takes any forethought.

>>174020319
why the fuck would your hand be on esp and not on your dick/beer ect.

>>174020535
that was objectively the right play in 60% of the times you would have won right there and then, you got the 40% chance where you didnt. All related to how many cards were in his deck, you can do the precise math if you want.

>beat a quest mage after 4 ice blocks and my board being frozen from turn 5 on

this expansion has a lot of lame shit

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>>174020735
The consensus I'm seeing is that Murlocs are the better early game package. Gentle Megasaur also enables Curator for you, and that's pretty sweet.

I've found handbuff elementals not proactive enough in the early turns to pressure Quest Rogue and Freezemage. The handbuffs also have anti-synergy with Tarim who prefers going wide with weenies instead of playing big guy after big guy.

>>174021427
>all related to how many cards were in his deck, you can do the precise math if you want
yeah but it's fucking 60/40, it's likely MUCH closer to 90/10

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Can I outmeme the mage?

>>174021664
You have petals and ya boi toni, if you lose this I fear you're either retarded or extremely unlucky.

>>174021658
*not 60/40

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What rank do I have to be to start having fun?

>>174021919
Tried midrange hunter, didn't really enjoy it that much. I didn't like how it ran out of steam so quickly. A lot of the aggro decks ive been playing had more steam than midrange.

Maybe I am doing something wrong.

>>174022046
hunter doesn't have steam at all. That''s the thing, hunter has the shittiest card draw. Either you topdeck your way to victory or lose.

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>freeze mage is better than quest mage
how long till they remove alexstrasza to promote their failed gimmick?

>>174021032
That'll learn you for having fun, nerd.

Is there a way to beat quest warrior without spending 5k+ dust or having to play a deck that has an awful matchup to aggro variants? This meta is too rock paper scissors.

>>174021658
I told you i didnt have precise number retard. Just the theory. It doesnt matter what the number was besides like if it was the second last card in the other guys deck but i'm going to assume it wasnt.

>>174020129
Bad news, gonna have to push the tournament back a week. I really need the money from next weekend and can't live with myself if I give it up.

Sign-up's still good to go for a while though, so hopefully you guys can have fun with your memes.

>>174023034
>being this poor

don't think anybody minds desu

Got to level like idk, 7 or 8 or some shit in WoW (trying to get Liadrin)

Holy fucking shit how did anyone get addicted to this shitty fucking game? I'm so goddamn bored I just want it to end. They make you walk to goddamn far just fucking kill me famalam.

>>174021919

20, 15, 10 or 5.

You can do whatever you want with no downsides there.

>>174022148
How do you play freeze mage with no ice lance?

>>174020307
Winning is fun you dumb shit. If you're winning you're having fun!

>>174023346
I felt the same way man. jesus christ it was horrible. Like walk 15 mins to talk to some cuck.

>>174023415
This is actually pretty correct

>>174023382
you just do

>>174023346
Most people who play it are people who started playing it much earlier and now are victims of the sunk-cost fallacy. They've spent so much time and or money on it they can't quit.

Back in 2004 when it came out the game was amazing. It sucks now though.

>>174023346
DESU the early game has always been shit, even more so in vanilla, it was raiding and my guild that hooked me for an entire 7 years, no ragrets.

>>174023346
It's about time investment. People started years ago, when they were in high school, etc. Back then it was a huge time sink and they built up a lot of achievements and special items for their characters they've invested so much into. It's not hard to fall into a cycle of addiction when you feel compelled to further improve your characters. It's not really a game as much as a reward simulator.

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>>174023468
Time to start printing those "you win the game" cards.

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>>174023663
Oh, I hope Hearthstone will never suffer the same fate as WoW TCG.

>>174023793
Daily Reminder: "Wining is fun" has never exited the lips of a non-sociopath.

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>spent the last of my gold on 10 packs
>last pack hits the pity timer
>time to start saving for the next expac

one last time boys

>>174024065
ORK KUEST.

>>174024065
An golden Ultrasaur with the border lighting screwed up.

>>174024059
Reminder: socio-path is meme word used by pseudoscience frauds

>>174024059
MtG designers classify their player demographics into three groups according to how they have fun in the game and they they want out of it.

Timmy wants to cast big minions and cast crazy spells.

Johnny wants to show off and play with style by creating interesting decks.

Spike wants to win.

>>174024212
Do you like psychopaths more?

>>174024065
inb4 mage quest

>>174024065
Funkeeper Tarim

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>>174024129
>>174024164

just this ugly guy. another 400 dust lego

>>174022046
i got to legend with midrange hunter. you have to curve really good on the first 3 turns or you just get outvalued and lose.

>>174024574
I've tried so many variants of midrange hunter. Did you run Golakka or bows?

>>174024212
No, it just means you lack a conscience. A common malady among young white men.

>>174024263
Spikes have always been cancer. They single-handedly killed Magic. Also, there are more than three now.

>>174024305
I WAS RIGHT!

>>174024672
you should run 2 crabs just to secure your win against pirate warrior. that shit swings to your favor really well. plus it expands your 2 drop slots, Bow is really good for going face against quest rogue or mage variants.

>>174024059
winning is fun. nobody like getting shit on.

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gib cheap way to play midrange hunter

>>174023347
Wait I just made it to 15 for the first time, am I now unable to fall below 15?

>>174024921
Alright, let's actually examine this fucking retarded platitude. Why have cards at all? Why not just have little sprites that tell you "You win!" when you click on them? It can't be skill you're worried about, because this game doesn't require it. You don't care about lore, you don't care about immersion. You don't care about anything but winning. So why bother with any game? Why make them at all? Why not just print a bunch of win buttons you can click and orgasm to all day?

>hit rank 15 in under an hour
>only play pirate warrior and can't get higher
I know I'm bad but I didn't think I used to be this bad

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this card may do something

>>174025086

Why do you need a certain set of pixels to do the thing you want to do rather than a different set of pixels?

Why anything?

Why do we exist?

Fuck off faggot. You hate winning because you're a self-loathing fuckhead that deep down thinks, or most likely knows, you don't deserve to win at anything. You intentionally play shit decks because you want that as a safety net excuse for your own shortcomings.

Win.

Get good.

Or get the fuck out.

>>174024959
Don't play it. It sucks anyway

Midrange hunter isn't expensive though...

>>174025086
Winning is fun but we don't have fun only through winning. Git gud, scrub.

>>174025086
Because winning while someone else is losing feels good, anon. It's how human nature works and it's a hormone releasing feel-good moment because it helps our confidence and helps make you more stronk/alpha/desirable.

If you don't know this I'll assume that you aren't really good at anything in life and just loathe in your free time.

>>174025086
so you enjoy being a loser?

>>174024969
This season. You'll be set back to 20 at the beginning of next.

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>>174025321
wow, instantly

>>174025452
>we don't have fun only through winning
So in other words, it's not just about winning. How about that?

>>174025454
>Because winning while someone else is losing feels good, anon
This is called sociopathy.

>It's how human nature works
No, it's how sociopathy works. It just so happens most men are sociopaths, so they think sociopathy is acceptable.

>>174025476
Doesn't bother me if I enjoyed myself.

>>174025345
I don't have rat pack and every time I try to netdeck I see rat pack

>>174025578
Whatever you say, Canadian scrub

>>174025704
rat pack is pretty shit desu, its only good with some kind of damage buff

>>174025978
tell me how to build midrange hunter please i just started playing a few days ago

>hear that Pirate Warrior is really good
>craft Patches.
>make a deck.
>every game, Patches is in my opening hand.
>every game, Patches is in my mulligan hand.

My headcanon is that Patches is gay for me. That's the only fucking explanation for this bullshit.

>>174025558
fun-and-interactive-gameplay.jpg

>>174026058

Best thing to learn is to ignore the guy you are quoting. Rat pack is core in pretty much any midrange hunter deck.

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>>174026279
indeed

>>174025578
Most people enjoy winning
Few people are sociopaths
Therefore, most people that enjoy winning are not sociopaths

>>174026058
>make sure you have a good curve
>make sure you have some cheap removal
>have a few things to top off your curve
>have good 1-drops
deckbuilding 101

>>174026705
>Few people are sociopaths
This simply is not true. Most men are sociopaths. MOST. The inability to care about what consequences your actions have on others (who don't directly benefit yourself - such as your own family) by definition makes you a sociopath.

>>174026925
People make selfish choices all the time, doesn't make 80% of the population of earth sociopaths

>>174026925
>[citation fucking needed]

>>174026925
nigger you are straight fucking retarded. Fuck off to reddit

>>174026925
>The inability to care about what consequences your actions have on others (who don't directly benefit yourself - such as your own family)

It's not that they have an inability, it's that they just care less. If you don't care more about your family and friends then you are the one with the mental problem.

>>174027013
>>174027014
>>174027097
>>174027172
I knew this would be the response. Why do sociopaths always hate being called what they are? Fucking egos. You want to be seen as good people when you're not. Sorry, you don't get that. When you act like shit, you get recognized as shit.

Went to hearthstone reddit to see if they had information on who to bet on in the tournament, and the first post with the most arrows was a guy who paid "Edward Nigma" 200 bucks to teach him hearthstone and now they're on a witch hunt.

Are these people able to survive on their own? Finally I understand the stigma.

>>174027362
reported

>>174026886

Well played!

>>174027362
are you baiting or are you legit retarded?

>can beat anything that isn't pirate warrior
>only play pirate warriors

>giantfin plays into repentance
>mage plays into eye for an eye
>everyone plays into redemption/kodo tirion
why is hydrologist the mvp of paladin?

>>174026475

kekasaurus rekt

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>>174022503
>it doesn't matter what the number was besides like if it was the second last card in the other guys deck

>>174021032
>Tales from Rank 14

>>174026475

>priest with suncleric and creeper
stop bullying, anon.

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>>174020735
>Opened 4 spikeridged steed in my free packs
>This must be a sign!
>Lets craft the pally quest and make a fun deck

I fell for the quest meme. Fell so fucking hard. I ended up crafting 3 other epics and thanks to some """"advice"""" the useless piece of shit Voraxx . The deck was so awful that in 20 matches I couldn't get past rank 19. How can the quest be so shit?

On the other hand, I followed some suggestions in this general and used my last remaining dust to get Tirion to build a mid-range paladin list. I'm having so much fun, I'm right now in rank 8 and climbing!

My list is a bit greedier aiming for card draw early and buffs lategame. Gotta love dinosize, 9 points of charge damage can come out of nowhere.

>its a frost nova/blizzard field from turn 4 to 10
did they really have to make the glyph a free fucking tutor?

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>>174027362
>I knew this would be the response. Why can't I generalize an entire gender with wild claims about their psyche without people pushing back??? >:(

>>174027848
>Why can't I ignore facts and just spout smarmy bullshit and be right?
Because that's not how reality works outside of mommy's basement in the suburbs.

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>>174028029
>facts

>>174025558
I just played against a Druid who had the giant anaconda out on my (paladin) T5, which I removed with Truesilver Champion only to have it pull out tarantus.

I BGH'd it immediately then went on to win with many rules followed and butts equalized

>>174028029
>>Why can't I ignore facts and just spout smarmy bullshit and be right?
>didn't post facts
like i get you're baiting for response, but you can't be so obvious
I know this is going to get a bait reply but really if you want to get good at trolling people you need to play into it a little. You could at least post some obvious bullshit stats but you're probably to lazy to look for any
2/5, got people to reply, but overall sloppy

>>174028029
Doubt you see much outside of that rat cage

>>174028092
>If you lack a conscience you're a sociopath
>THAT'S NOT A SOCIOPATH!
Yes, yes it is. Deal with it.

>>174023382
Just durdle ad infinitum until you have x2 molten image and x2 sorcerers apprentice and Uncle Antoinidas, then win.

I once got a freeze made to fatigue and as soon as they drew their last card they combo' didn't out in one turn and won.

>>174027623
i bet you're the vegetarian fag from 2 days ago

Never lucky BabyRage
https://youtu.be/oSs4CkA9IaE

>kibler with a tempo priest
i-is it good? what other tempo priest has there been?

How would you feel if the Druid Quest Reward was a 5-cost Spell, "for the rest of the game, your minions cost (0)"

>>174028480
What was in it? The Lyra package seems like it's been holding priest decks together lately

anyone try out Volcanosaur? They sound pretty strong. Or is Vicious Fledgling just that much better?

>>174028665
in what deck? those cards do completely different things

>>174028615

geodes, mevidh, and elise though that might just be a meme inclusion for late game padding unless the combo potential the pack has with lyra and mevidh is that good.

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I'm kind of burned out of the game, but this is not a "I quit" post, its a "I need some variation" post.

By that I'm just asking you guys if you know other online card games that are different, not the typical battle with stuff against each other card games. I don't want to play another hs/magic-like variant. I do play netrunner from time to time at home and its great, very different, very interesting mechanics and whatnot, but there's no online version.

So, do you guys know some rare and possibly weird gems?

>>174028887

Try Faeria. It's F2P like HS, and it's got an interesting board-building mechanic.

>>174028665
I use one volcanosaur in my midrange pally deck. He does wonders, and he makes running the Curator that much better.

>>174028821
Lyra/Medihv seems counter intuitive to run in the same deck but maybe I'm wrong
Geodes sounds meme-y but I guess priest doesn't really have any other two drops so maybe it's not that bad

>>174028887
Try Star Realms, online or IRL. It's a fun little game.

>>174028887
If you want a good single-player experience, the Plants vs. Zombies: Heroes card game has a good single-player mode. Grind for cards and heroes is shitty, but not as bad as HS. Also has PVP ofc.
Mobile-only tho so either phone or emulator.

Cowndawg#1658

Help a fellow /hsg/ lurker out lads and get that sweet, sweet 80g.

>>174028887
>solforge died
>infinity wars died
> :<

try faeria or duelyst before they die too

>>174028887
MTG is doing an event LITERALLY tomorrow where they're giving people who show up at local stores a free deck to get into the game.

A legitimate, physical deck, and you can meet people or trade cards or whatever the hell. And, unless you live in Bumfuck, Uruguay, there's probably one near you.

>>174028887
world of warcraft

interesting fact, many of the cards in hearthstone are actually based on lore figures from wow

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>Have enough dust to craft 1 fully golden deck
>Can't decide what to craft
What do /hsg/? Would taunt warrior be worth it? I want a deck that blows aggro decks out of the water. Thought about mage and rogue as well but they have no heals apart from ice barrier.

>>174029034
tell me about this. Is it just show up to a local card shop and they give free shit?

thanks for the suggestions guys

>>174028720
I'm making an egg/beast druid deck, I'm looking at mid-late game options

>>174029097
>full gold
Don't ever craft full gold unless you have 1 of every card in non-gold.

>>174028993
medivh is for freed from amber memes as a finisher. I dont know what the deck has to counter exodia and quest warrior though

>>174029097

Craft Golden Pirate Warrior for maximum ass-pain.

>>174029176
I'm mostly just missing cards i would never play in the first place.

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>tfw you lose track of what turn it is and set up for lethal against a mage on turn 7

>>174028665
They're both nice. Volcanosaur is just a good card and Fledgling is fucking madness if your opponent doesn't remove it immediately.

>>174029228
Then save it for next Expansion and just start making Golden Leggos.

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>*holding Tirion in hand as a rogue in arena*
>wow why are these 5-2 decks I'm facing so damn good? so unfair

>>174029002
NA server?

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am I doing it right

>>174029291
>Save it
Nah. That's what i did when mean streets came out. This expansion at least has a lot of fun deck types and i have the dust and gold to go full on bling for once. Just need to decide what to craft.

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Well, finally got my first Legendary on pack 23. Thanks to the fag with the 80g quest. Shame it's trash

game is boring
whats a hearthstone to draw?

>>174029002
wasn't expecting so many people to respond, thanks lads, /hsg/ is alright.

>>174029301
>28k viewers
How?

>>174028992
Got a list chumsley?

>>174029841

He's still the #1 Arena player NA.

>>174029650
>free legendary you get to pick

I dunno what you're bitching about

Man, this game is hard to kept up when you are a returning player, guess if you go the game want you to stay go.

Does anyone know if adding a friend is case-sensitive? Like if the name is Camel#1234 if camel#1234 works?

>Miracle Grow takes much skill!

Barely. When I play this deck I actually get choices unlike LOL FACE pirate warrior but really it comes down to the same as every other deck.

>Did I draw the nuts? If yes, win, if no, lose.

If I have two coins, a prep and lots of cheap spells with an auctioneer by T8 I pretty much auto win. If pirate warrior draws

>fly poly - I'm in charge now.
>FWA - Dread Corsair
>Upgrade + Bloodsail Raider
>Kor'Kon Elite
>Arcanite Reaper

You pretty much just auto lose. Nothing in your 'skill' can change that.

>>174030213
No, it's the tag following it that matters.

>>174030072
Blizzard can't grasp this. It's always been hard for players who are new or returning to keep up because the game has always been both extremely stingy about rewards and is heavily skewed towards epics and legendaries as a percentage of expansions. Nearly half of every expansion consists of them, yet you almost never open them. Kind of ridiculous.

>>174030240
I don't think you can just write anything before the # can you? I mean it has to be the actual name, right?

>>174030234
>>Miracle Grow takes much skill!
I've never heard anyone say that
You can find semi-competent miracle players at all ranks. I'd imagine playing it at high legend takes more skill than the average deck though

>>174030354
if your friend's blizzard ID is Niggerboy#1234 it wouldn't matter if you add him as nIggErBoY#1234

>>174030354
Yeah I guess this is like this for a lot of CCGs, or you stuck your foot deep into the game, buying and trying to kept up to date with the meta, you wont be able to pull it out again. So is this the way this game has the "huge" amount of players?

>>174030234
always interesting when a moron bothers to type up something this long and stupid

>>174030493
>Yeah I guess this is like this for a lot of CCGs
It really isn't, actually. HS is one of the slowest and most legendary/epic-skewed games in existence.

>Tavern Brawl
>Start at 10 mana and decrease by 1 each round.

What is your strat?

>>174030668
win turn 1 with miracle, like in that brawl that actually started at full mana

>>174030606

>HERP DERP DUMB MAN!

Might want to put some arguments with your words if you want to disagree.

>>174030668
Play Miracle, mulligan for Auctioneer and draw half my deck the same turn.

>>174030757
not here to argue shieldbearer logic with you son

>>174030668
alex
fireball fireball coin frostbolt

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>>174030668
>start with 10 mana, both heroes invulnerable
>count down to 0 mana, whoever has the most minions/highest attack/statted minion wins
would it work?
i just want a minion battle brawl

>>174030662
Well I will wait for Gwent to came out from the closed beta, the only thing Hearthstone is missing is a real competitor since they had it free for a lot of time since it came out.

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>When your opponent ropes every turn and you can practically hear his dad telling him which cards to play

>>174030830

>*shaking* I'm wrong but I can't take it, you...you...double..ni..I don't have to argue with you your mind could not possibly cope so there! *shaking*
>Spaghetti everywhere.

>>174030897
>>174030917
>>174030938

What the fuck...I've seen this exact set of posts before with the same image. Simulation glitch.

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I got 1600 magic beans. What should my next craft be? My options are:
>Lyra the Funshard
>Y'Shaarj
>Clutchmother Zavas
>Spiritsinger Umbra
>Deathwing, Memelord

Leaning toward Lyra since she's the most meta out of them all, but after watching some damp druid on stream, I'm tempted to start building toward it.

I'm not sure if Zavas makes the cut in Discolock.

>>174031072
https://youtu.be/dv13gl0a-FA?t=1m4s

>>174031184
I've literally never seen anyone actually discard Zavas

>Krip has all golden arena decks

I don't get that, just makes them more likely to spot who you are and then snipe your stream.

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>instead of a 4/4 and a 5/5 on board for 4 mana I choose 3 2/2s for 6 mana which are then annihilated by volcanic potion next turn

why is Kripp so bad at card games?

>>174031456
I feel like Kripp sucks off cards he said were good and can't admit he was wrong

>>174031424
He wants to get sniped, you doofus. The more he suffers, the more people will subscribe to him.

Can any control deck beat Taunt Warrior?

>tfw roping the lethal turn so they realise how much of a superior player I am
even better when they just surrender

>>174031743
>tfw roping the lethal turn so they realise how much of a teenager I am
fixed

>miracle rogue it up for an hour on rank 10
>lose 9 times in a row, no idea what i'm doing wrong
>switch to pirate warrior out of frustration
>win so easy my opponent spam insults me when i lethal him
>turn off game

I hate this. Dumb aggro decks that just sit face are so disgusting and no fun to play, but apparently I'm too stupid for anything else.

>>174031829
What were you playing against and what was your build? I've been doing fine against anything that isn't midrange hunter with the nuts or pirates

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Earlier Kripp was saying how roping against him could get your account banned.

What the fuck was he on about?

>>174031829
might aswell play murloc now you diseased animal

>>174031964
He legitimately got someone banned who sniped and roped him constantly. Kripp has some connections at blizzard and got someone banned for "harassment" for roping him constantly

>>174032032
that's fucking childish
roping every turn on purpose is cunty but whining about it to blizzard is a thousand times worse

Taunt Warrior is made for mouthbreathing retards and you cannot dispute this.

>>174032032
doesn't surprise me. He also has a direct connection to the poe devs and can call them for whatever. Not surprising then when he create a new meta build by having all the proper damage formula and interactions figured out.

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>>174031829
Playing against other miracle and quest rogues.
Saw some shamans. That's it.

>>174032009
Gotta be more specific than that. Murloc pally? Shaman? Murloc Warrior?

>>174032105
lel who gives a shit. I dont care if some retarded cunt got banned for roping

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>When a friend challenges you to a duel and there's no gold involved

>>174032227
you hate fun anon? I had some good times with a guy from here, we were just making randomized deck and doing silly matches. Good times.

>>174032280
This game has turned me into a jew. A positively inhuman thing crawling on the ground for extra shekels for packs.

>>174031829

>Wank 10

Fuck off.

>>174032354
We call it the irreversible condition

>want to play freeze mage
>also want to climb ladder

shieeeeeeet

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this guy won FIVE (5) (V) games of arena before making this play

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>>174032374
Relax, brother.

>>174020276
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Rags to liches

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>misplay hard
>still win

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>Bored out of my mind and want to watch some Ungoro stuff
>Start watching Day9

This dude is just pretending to be retarded, right?

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>>174032612
>Not sure what to do
>Look at my class
>Look at the cards in my hand
>Look at my mana crystaks
>Look at the minion on my board
>Look at the minions on their side of the board
>Look at their mana crystals
>Look at the number of cards in their hand
>Look at their class
>Decide to go face
>Win

I'm thinking about playing miracle, but I don't know if Sherazin is actually worth crafting.

Definitely fits the deck archetype, but the 3 health is still bothersome for so many easy and cheap removals.

What's the point of people inviting you to spectate?

>>174032872
>This dude is just pretending to be retarded, right?

Yes.

>>174033094
pretty much what happened, except I thought I had lethal, but I didn't

>>174032612
>miss lethal
>opponent concedes anyway
phew

>>174033243
He's good. People like Kripp have overblown how good he is but he pretty much carries longer games. He's pretty much your only early proactive card and he's your only four drop so by default he's useful. He's not meta-defining but he demands answers otherwise he can close out games

>>174033310
>bluff like i have lethal
>play fast and confident
>they concede

i love this game sometimes

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Do any of you guys bot? What for?

>>174031184
Umbra if you wanna finish kitting out your Rattle Priest.
Lyra if you wanna fun Priest.
Dragonlord if you play Wild, cause Dragon anything is worthless now.
Absolutely skip the other 2.

>>174033475
>important turn
>trying to figure out how to stay alive and set up lethal
>deciding what risks to take
>taking my time to think about my options
>thinking about what could he have that can fuck me up
>"You win this one friend"
t-thanks

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>never draw any of the 4 hard removals in my deck
Fuck this shit.
Also holy shit vicious fledgling is garbage in hunter decks.

>>174033674
I botted a long time ago and I was banned for six months (I think).

>>174033378
teacher is another option, and imo, better

>>174033875
Which bot did you use?

>>174027802
How could you possibly believe that not only The Last Kaleidosaurus was going to be good, but even fucking Voraxx? And you crafted them without having Tirion, one of the evergreen and most tried and trusted legendaries in the game. And you probably miss many more beside Tirion. Sucks to be you. I unpacked Kaleidosaurus and I have yet to try it out because I knew perfectly well from the beginning that it was complete dogshit. I'm sorry nobody told you.

>>174033981
Oh, dude. I don't even remember. It was the most common one everyone used.

>>174033674
People used to bot the 100g you could earn in play mode for winning 30 total games

>>174022046
What that other guy said. Basically if you don't draw a win condition in the first 7-8 turns, ya gonna lose.

If you don't draw removal against that faggot taunt warrior, you gonna lose.
If you don't draw flare/secret eater or crabs or etc etc etc, ya gonna lose.

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>>174029042
>Mean streets of Gadgetzan
>Actual gadgetzan is like 5 mudhuts and an auction house

>>174020735
https://gyazo.com/143f983143e14b7ca374ab4a027fb35b

Savjz's list works great but it's more versatile and leans towards a control playstyle

>>174033947
Teacher on 4 doesn't feel proactive enough to me, and I'd rather save my spells for going off with Gadget than trying to get some value out of teacher. Flower gets more value from just doing stuff IMO, and people are still running portal so it's not like teacher dudes are that valuable

>new expansion hits
>spend 1 hour playing it
>stop playing until next expansion

>>174033872
>Also holy shit vicious fledgling is garbage in hunter decks.
Really? Why? Not fast enough?

>>174034215
It's an in-universe card game with its own lore

>>174031184
Between those, Lyra. Consider Umbra if you play Wild I guess.

>>174033947
Any other replacements? I'd play Teacher but would cost me $200.

the fuck is the point of playing priest

rogue just copies your shit more and better and somehow gets lyra every game

>>174034736
People play Priest to pass time while their bull is getting prepped.

>>174034559
just wait if you wanna play miracle, bookmark hsdogdog's stream and see how his perfect decklist will look like in [however long you can wait]

people play 2 vilespine destroyers right now, and i feel like it's bad

throw one out and put in another SI:7 or something

>>174034736
>tfw hallucination into thoughsteal into silence into forbidden shaping into coin coin coin Edwin on turn 4
nothing personnel kiddo

>>174034736
>the fuck is the point of playing priest
To be a whiny bitch. All priests do is bitch that their class is underpowered or act smug when they do something fun and interactive.

>>174034454
Yeah. It usually just ends up taking space unless you get lucky with a rhino or some shit.

>>174034891
Yeah, it's kind of sketchy. It's either busted or just a 3/3 for 3.

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>>174034824
REEE FUCKING DELETE THIS

>>174031184
If those are the only options, Lyra. If you actually want a card with lasting value, get one of the neutral legendaries that slaps down current t1 decks like TBK or Harrison

>>174034843
There is so much fucking truth in this post. Also, if someone plays Priest, there is a 80% chance that their catchphrase will be
>I "main" Priest

>priest mains are shit
>amaz is a priest main
at last i truly see

To be honest, I don't really mind the rotation as much I do in MtG, mostly because I can play HS whenever I want, and I can only play with my hard-earned Magic cards once in a while. It still pains me to craft legendaries that will soon rotate out, though.

>>174035030
It's the appeal of being able to do something cool once on a while while not being labelled as "cancer" or "mainstream". Basically what people in this general is always saying they want to do, but then only play more pirate warrior.

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>Add someone from online
>Having metaphysical discussion
Holy shit it's too late at night for this.

>>174035015
I forgot I don't have TBK. Though isn't he a bit too slow for this meta?

they always get direhorn back in like 2 turns

what the fuck

>wine one game
>Lose three
>Hate the game and never want to play it again
I need to go back to just playing quests and arena, I don't understand how people don't break shit playing this game.

>>174035446
Blizz should let people dust their cards that rotate for full value when the expansion rotates
Of course they wont, because then those people won't buy packs, but it'd be nice

>>174035446
>want to go all-in on miracle priest
>think volazj would be great for 2 or 4x elemental
>old gods is the next set to rip
It's really frustrating knowing I shouldn't do it
>>174035656
He's a tech choice mostly for qWarrior. Will he be a dead draw in most other matchups? Absolutely. Too slow to kill off turn 3 tar lurker

>>174035817
Then people would feel forced to dust all their Wild cards, and then less people would play Wild, and then Blizzard would make even less money, dummy.

>>174035976
People already feel forced to do it because of Blizzard's shitty pay model.

I never planned on playing wild, but I would like to have kept the cards in case I ever did, or for brawl.

>implying I'm going to pay $60 for some cards in a virtual children's game

So has the dust settled and we know what decks are viable or are we still not in the clear?

>>174036179

If you're not playing Rogue or Warrior, prepare to be violated by Rogue or Warrior

>>174036179
You either play quest rogue/warrior or build a deck specifically to beat them. Only thing we aren't clear on is how to do that consistently.

>>174036179
it still hasnt settled but some surprising shit is miracle rogue is back and by some god forsaken reason freeze mage refuses to fucking die after being nuked

>>174036317
Got any good miracle decks? I love playing rouge but I don't know any good miracle dicks.

>>174036419
The one eloise used to get to legend is fun
I get that yagut is a top legend player but I can't fucking stand to play any list that he runs

>>174036419
Theres a lot of lists. Either eloise or try dog's, or if you're feeling crazy miracle jade plant rogue that thjis was playing yesterday was actually really good

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>wake up
>go play ladder
>nothing but hunters straight

>Full star Rank 6

>Lose

>Win

>Lose

>Win

>Lose

>Break expensive headphones, put a hole in the wall

What """""""""fun""""""""

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if you have golden warrior.. and legend cardback.. why play fucking pirate warrior still..

This week's brawl is fun

>>174037316
Because thats how you got there in the first place

>>174037316
how do you think they got those things?

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>me and friend have challenge quests
>also have spectate quest so I watch while waiting to trade with him
>he's rank 12 playing some sort of topdeck hunter and wrecking a quest warrior
I realize it could have been a good curve but for what was an 800 dust deck and basic cards, it performed very well (and beat both of my priest decks while trading the quest right after).

Try it and see what happens. 3 game sample isn't good but I do know he went from 20 to 12 in what was maybe 2 days of casual play.

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>see a "legend" decklist
>looks sweet, similar to what I've been trying
>build it
>immediately win 5 games in a row with it
>get to rank 8
>"this deck is fucking sweet, finally my chance to climb"
>proceed to be stuck in rank 8 for 10 matches
>eventually de-climb

This is killing me.

>>174037513
alright, you wanna get ranks fast or whatever I get it.. but how can anyone have "fun" just tossing cards onto face is mind boggling

>taunt
>taunt
>taunt with aids amount of health
>die insect
How the fuck does taunt warrior lose to anything? I haven't played it yet, but holy fuck is it annoying to play against.

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>thought renounce darkness was rotating out of standard
>go check the cards just for the heck of it
>it was WotG-card

I have no clue how quest rogue got through dev

Not because it's necessary too strong but because it's the closest thing to an MTG style combo deck since math warrior and casuals despise that shit

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>>174038032
Your post implies that they tested something

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>>174037737

Really good Pirate Warrior draws have fucked me harder than a virgin in a Roman bath house.

Quest Rogue can also fuck a Quest Warrior if she gets her quest off on or before turn 5.

Also: I FUCKING DID IT!

THREE HOURS OF GRINDING AT RANK 6

I don't know what sex feels like, but I can't imagine it feeling better than this!

>>174038032
>thinking the devs actually playtest the meta
Boy, you're about to be disappointed a lot in life.

>>174037671
>start off 5-1
>fail to draw auctioneer 4 games in a row
>want to kill myself

fucking hate this game sometimes.

>>174038032
Yeah I don't either. It's like they didn't even test these quests. Some are just unplayable and two are fucking broke as shit.

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>>174023034
>mfw that's actually convenient for me

Thanks.

What counters Taunt Warrior?

>>174039041
Rogue

>>174039041
Paladin?

>>174039041
nothing

>>174039041
Taunt warrior with better RNG

>>174037802
>it has less outcomes now

blizzard really do ruin everything

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>it's a retard plays an early dirty rat vs a non-combo deck and losses because of it

what the fuck do they expect to happen?

So what's better quest rogue or miracle?

>>174039041
Ramp with good curve
Dirty Rat if you're sure there's no Deathwing or if you have removals tools.
Honestly it's just cancer since they have the best removals tools.

>>174039569

>play Dirty Rat and pull their combo piece.
>Kill it.
>They concede.
>"A recent opponent would like to be your friend!"

I love getting love letters.

>>174039671
miracle

>>174039671
miracle assuming you have all the legendaries

>>174020129
> go out and get drunk with friends
> get blown by friend who has BF
> decide to play hs
> fall from rank 2 to rank 5

Weeee alcohol is the worst drug lads

this jp tournament is better than the global games

>Gentle Megasaur is a fucking epic

god damn it blizzard why do you do this to me, I really want to try out midrange murlocs but it's so fucking expensive.

I'd have to craft two warleaders which I don't feel as bad about since they're evergreen and blizz pushes murloc shit every expansion but still

>>174040564
you should have most if not all classic cards by now

>Use hero power 30 times
Fuck you too Blizzard

>>174033674
I used to bot for daily gold cap and for golden shammy, didn't ever get banned nor suffered from any consequences.

I no longer bot though, learned to enjoy the game.

im new to the game so apologies if this is retarded, but how would this tavern brawl work out?

>first person to run out of cards wins

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>>174040737
I do for the most part, which kinda makes the classic epics I'm missing that much more annoying. I don't want to buy classic packs when there's such a low % chance I'll get an epic, much less an epic that I don't already hve

Why can't challenge a friend people just fucking let me tap myself to death and delete them without being a fucking crybaby.

>WAHHHH YOU'RE GIVING ME 80G BUT PLS PLAY A REAL GAME WITH ME
>WAHHHHHHHHHH WHY DID YOU DELETE ME I NEED A F-F-FRIEND

Fuck off you stupid faggots.

>took more effort to go from 5 to 4 than it did to go from 25 to 5

Fucking 0-2 star 5 is nothing but quest rogues shitting up the ladder and I know the moment I switch to counter them it'll be nothing but taunt warrior.

>>174040564

>I'd have to craft two warleaders which I don't feel as bad about since they're evergreen

Don't be so sure about that, friend. "Evergreen" is now a relative statement.

fucking done with this shitgame only pirate and quest rogues and taunts
see you next expansion card babbies

>>174039041
rng
luck

>>174041312
I am already dreading doing my dailies but I know I have to do so I won't fall them. Can't wait to see what brand of cancer I run into today.

>>174041273
at least they give you full dust for hall of fame

i fucking beg you

ive spent 10 minutes insta conceding and adding people

why does no one accept

80 gold challenge quest Kaethar#21435 EU

PLEASE

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>all other programs running
>launch hearthstone
>queue into hunter
>game literally freezes as soon as I click on a card
>have an ez way to deal with both hyenas a hunter just played
>unfreezes when the rope runs out
>didn't even get to attack with my weapon

Fuck you Hearthstone fucking piece of shit game

>>174041457

That Hall of Fame dust means nothing unless you're willing to spend a week or so playing a neutered deck to figure out what the safe crafts are.

Also, fuck them for out of one mouth saying "BASIC AND CLASSIC ARE SAFE" and from the other saying "ONLY CLASSIC CARDS WE LIKE ARE SAFE". There are nerfs they can instigate that allows those HoF cards to remain.

>>174041498

There is literally no reason to ever accept anyone because 99% of all people will just be whiny bitches adding you to cry

>>174041545
Windows 10?

How old is your PC?

>>174041586

Go to bed, Reaver

>>174041498
>>174041586
SHOUTOUT TO MY BOY POTATOES HE A REAL ONE

Winners moves.... Empires falls...

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Rate my OC, does this make Quest Druid viable or will people just continue to play Dragon Ramp?

Who do i vote for?

>>174033378
Here's my problem with sherazin: it takes 4 cards to revive but only 1 card to kill. It seems easy to just run the rogue out of cards if they focus on reviving it every turn and you just taunt/remove it.

>>174041610
It's just some shitty laptop I got in 2014 but it runs overwatch fine, it shouldn't fucking freeze on HS

>been playing a dragon priest since day 2
>its a great deck
>all those meta lists rate versions highly
>not once encountered anyone else playing it
>every single priest is silence/combo

Why? Is it because no streamer plays it to be copied from?

SCUTTLEBUG THE SHIP

>>174042024
You're getting it for free though while the opponent has to spend resources dealing with it. The idea is that as a Rogue you'll want to play that many cards for your miracle turns anyway.

If you can revive him two times and the opponent spends two additional cards dealing with it then that's three for one.

>>174042024

It would be easy to run the Rogue out of cards if they didn't have consistent means of stealing cards from other classes and discounting them like they do now.

The amount of value that can be generated from the burgle value and cards like Burgly Bully is insane for Sherazin. All the while you're exhausting your opponent's resources.

>>174042024
He's not the main focus of the deck. You shouldn't needlessly waste cards just to revive him. Besides, even if he revives just once he's still value and since you run him in a miracle auctioneer deck, it's bound to happen at least once or twice. Unless you get your teeth kicked in by an aggro deck that is.

>hit rank 10
>suddenly no more quest rogues
>no more quest mages

REEEEEEEEE I want my free wins. How the fuck am I supposed to rank against taunt warriors, midrange hunters that topdeck all the shit they need and handlocks?

>>174042063
Very interesting - I also have a laptop, from 2012 though, after one of the windows 10 updates it started to freeze and even disconnect from the internet, which was ESPECIALLY annoying when playing HS. Supposedly this is because of some driver incompatibilities.

Might be something similar, idk.

>>174042063

High graphics setting, ensure your resolution box is actually set to something rather than a blank box

>>174039978
No one believes you bro

>>174020276
Kel'Thuzad was turned into a Lich by Ner'Zhul/Lich King you drooling retard. He never had any contact with Arthas before becoming a Lich.

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>>174042679
Except he did. And it was Arthas who killed him.

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TAKE A GUESS WHICH ONE FUCKING WON


this is how you tell laddrs are rigged to make you lose when algorithm decided you're winning too much, fucking forced 50% winrate bullshit

>>174024959

she's literally spreading her butthole

>>174042226
I haven't updated my drivers in a while, I might try that. On Windows 10 as well

>>174042259
I didn't know about the blank box thing, thanks

Challenge a Friend (EU)
winam#2986

>>174042836

>this is how you tell laddrs are rigged to make you lose when algorithm decided you're winning too much, fucking forced 50% winrate bullshit

hahaha you fucking retards crack me up with this shit every time

>>174042949
done already

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>finally get the quest rogue godhand
>opponent concedes as soon as i played the quest

>>174032562

lol

that should scare you desu it means he's so awful that his 90 points heartarena deck carried him there

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Can you give me good quest warrior deck?

>>174043460
hearthpwn.com

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>Crafted kalimos 2 days ago
>Just got it off a pack
JUST

>>174043546
Condolences.

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"LAPDOGS, ALL OF YOU!"

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>>174043546

From one of my preorder good goy packs