sc2

hawaii honeymoons

gook

halfway through april...

happy maundy thursday guys

looks like hbt but gookier

wtf i thought it was still the 9...

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hbt?

wow now we have 2 threads

>>173915307
like hydra.... cut off one head....... 2 more pop up......

>>173913974
is this shopped

we r legun xD

other thread is try hard as fuck lol

it suddenly got really stinky in my room but i didnt even fart

IM A GOOK!

KISS ME U GOOK

ive been watching these "dark souls critique and commentary" videos and now i feel like replaying demons souls

because you know its simply superior in every way

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:/

>>173916214
my interest for sc2 died with him
truly a legend

i guess jannys new boyfriend dumped him roflmao

haha roasted

we liked demons souls right?

>>173916625
>video games
look the the BABY

>>173916625
i own the game but i gave my ps3 away so............

>>173916709
a god honestly

>>173916714
ITTY BITTY BABY
BAABE BABA LOLOLOL

PIPPELI IN BABBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>173916709
very based

>>173916773
i get like this too. whenever i have a commitment the next day i get really stressed out

i end up taking nervous shits for about an hour before i leave for my oppointments anyone else get anxiety diarhea?

>>173916773
dont you love it when everyone else is talking with their hairdresser while you sit there quiet the entire time

a philipino woman cuts my hair in a small glass room in the back of some store.... its just us two in there and we just talk about basketball

haircutnorms...

we buzz our own heads in the sink at home here

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weve left humanity behind here

we are fat stinky boys here

whats the next hobby were getting into bros

sport fucking

>>173917690
prank invasion

i think i'm gonna make a small farm wherever it stops being super cold during spring

*im gonna make a farm*
yesh m'lord! fuckin rofl

just planting some vegetables and whatnot

your crop wouldnt last bitch

home invasion was persuasive
t. nigger kendrick lamar

we have gook farms here

i planted some tomatoes and peppers before though...

a strong but innocent farm boy...

building a farm together with your awife somewhere in the midwest...

>>173918205
what more could a man want......

dreams...

>>173918073
*softly touches your butt*

>>173918292
the perfect life.....

>>173918292
a gook

>>173918439
he said awife.......

he didnt say kwife though

i thought awife implied kwife honestly.......

awife includes kwife in as much as ks are as

bitches come and go brah............................

im partial to jwives

what if you say awife and someone thinks you have a pwife

a qt jap wife... jewish american princess...

ps arent asian theyre pacifc islanders

would love to have a nipponese wife

awife.... afghani wife....

>>173918967
what's supposed to be going on here?

>>173918967
whats going on here

>>173919039
>>173919043
jewish wedding custom the bride and groom are lifted on chairs with a blanket between them and they hold a towel over the blanket while everyone holds them up and sings

O_o

-_o

*watches the synagogue of satan on youtube*

im 2 years from becoming a wizard

ice Poseidon just got raided by the cops on stream

ICE BEING SWATTED RIGHT NOW LMFAOOO

destiny shitters...

>>173919860
>>173919868
let me be honest with you just this once
do you fucking retards really think i care

just got my first bit of exercise in 2017

>>173920070
yeah its all about you
fucking narcissistic megalomaniac

better late than never

>>173920148
suck my fucking dick you fucking retard

>>173919868
hope they send that muslim fuck back

>>173920164
feel like im gonna puke... chest hurts... ahhhh

but never late is better

>>173920293
d-daijoubu...

>>173920293
https://youtu.be/CWn1odAk3IA

im farting so much ahhh

heads up someone made a starcraft thread on v watch for heat

>>173920552
*tapes my mouth to your butthole*

hope we dont get randalled

sanity is for the weak

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D26GmRmF04

what the fuck this creep really wants to fuck his daughter doesnt he

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this picture always makes me smile

i remember seeing stephanie's boobs fall out on live tv a long time ago

whos stephanie

>>173921767
me on the right and yeah its accurate except the ti85 line

>>173921767
i match the guy in the middle except i shower and dont watch hentai

>>173921989
+1 except i dont shower

a smelly boy...

guy on the left is honestly a bad character none of his traits are desirable
inb4 foxy grapes

my many girlfriends are laughing at this post >>173922270

why would need a cheating slut when 2D is superior

cause you cant make out for 40 minutes on a couch with 2D?

uhh i have a dakimakura though

a gothic lolita gf......
the frills......

>>173923160
come up with some new stuff, this is so old and busted

boink boink boink

dont insult my comm BITCH

>>173923265
actually i thought it was just another dumb meme before
but now im really into it......

>>173923334
>>173923265

>>173923384
>>173923334

gonna watch the simpsons movie again

spider pig.... haha good joke

north korea may trigger volcano and destroy itself

id vote for kim

like 15 or 16

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1DzIZMrOFA
awives....

13

like 18 or 19 i think

>>173924814
x_x

>>173924814
r they viet
sounds like it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZQ1Frq3DkA
wgirls,....

i could find an agf at the nail salon...

>>173924970
casual racism... baka

i grew a full blown moustache and beard when i was 14 and didn't shave it til 18

that natalie girl that byron chills with... i want her to be my wife...

its really how they be in nail salons tho.,..

thanks internet for buffering this stream and keeping me waiting for 30 minutes

someone said that scv is essentially an 18th century french salon. i like that assessment

we do our own nails here

>>173925602
GOOK
i knew it...

do you like it...

we make the agirls at the nail salon remove our ingrown toenails however...

get a quick omo from them after too.,..

>>173925667
that was me
:3

how many 18th century french salons have you been to

france is a shitskin shithole
there i said it

i've seen amadeus twice and read 2 books about the french revolution and i've also listened to every episode of a long french revolution podcast that had a lot of episodes!

ok so tell me something about it

>>173926418
thats the least interesting thing ive read on this board

hmmm

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Huh?

totalbiscuit canceled shoutcraft
rumor has it sc2 is dead

>>173926713
hmm i had no idea

what podcasts should i listen to
also whats with the rise of podcasts lately
my mom and sisters are all abuzz about this weeks podcast of so and so, seems like they are en vogue again

cadenzatv my scbwgf or just bwgf or bg as i call her :3

even cuter and better sc player than aphrodite

^lmao

i only listen to joe rogan podcast but only if he has a cool guy on like bob cat gothwait or something

cant be arsed to sit through 2 hours of dumb guys chatting about apes jamie bring that up. yawn

podcasts are the entertainment du jour

jre is lowbrow nigger shit
i listen to twitch streams of wintersc playing starcraft

>>173927252
you watch a view botter unironically lol

>>173927324
no proof

based trump

bill burr monday morning podcast
dan carlin hardcore history
dan carlin common sense

theres a big market for any kind of entertainment that tells u what to think and arms u with other peoples opinions

hence podcasts and youtube opiniontards who provide "commentary" on every pop culture happening so u can know what to think about it

boy do i love my podcasts
*boots up an episode*
*stares at the wall and starts drooling*

>>173927467
more like based fem!shillary lol

real wallstarers stare in silence with the only noise being their tinnitus

>>173926508
http://www.revolutionspodcast.com/archives.html

3 days ago i had tennitus but it went away when i woke up

scared me silly i thought i was gonna have that ringing for the rest of my life

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wboys...

when i get stressed my tinnitus gets really bad and i cant sleep

keep calm

legalize gay weed FrankerZ

i remember my monhun phase...

>>173928794
original game on ps2 was so fun online
some guy from my guild on gamefaqs discovered headlocking

>>173929128
this nigga played online ps2

why do you talk like a nigger

i played socom online...
good times...

>>173930089
same my clan broke top 20 on socombattles once
!!!!!!!!!

i was thinking about switching to a safety razor..

took a nice 3 hour nap

a pro gamer boy...

my cat is sitting on me.............. purring........

googled saftey razor
50-80 dollars
its a meme i guess?

electric razors pull my hairs n it hurts

i just use disposable bics

i just use electric cuz it takes like 30 seconds
im not tryiong to impress anyone lol

can only shave with a electric

razor feels like im gonna cut myself

and it doesnt work without cream and thats messy and disgusting

>>173931003
gillete disposable?

>>173931003
you can wash them -.-

i have a gillette one ve been using since i started shaving and its not very nice...also the heads cost a lot...

im thinking shaving is actually a scam

i wouldnt shave if i could grow a beard lol

same. but there has to be a cheaper way to go about shaving...

im not allowed to own a razor anymore have to use electric

a smelly boy~~

>>173931419
gonna do a quick price comparison with a mach 3 and its heads vs the disposable packs i get

>>173931549

it's called a straight razor; faggot

non electric razors are archaic and dangerous

nobody should use a plastic reusable razor thing

imo

also >shaving at all

>>173931642
our shit grows all patchy we have to shave

uh what are you an electric razor salesman lol

"You might think men who can grow a beard have a higher testosterone level, but in reality, most men have about the same level of testosterone. And that's where genetics come in: How one's body responds to testosterone results in how one's facial hair grows. Being highly sensitive to testosterone means more facial hair."

hmm so that's how it works

okay so the gillete mach 3 itself is basically just a ahndle and its refill heads cost similarly to the disposable pacs and apparently gillete makes disposable razors too

are the blades on the disposable razors not the same as the blades that come in the refill packs of th emach 3? i dont really need a handle

>>173931809
why are you trying to use a razorblade that close to your fucking face?

leave some on there dude are you trying to look like a baby or something

fucking wage cucks with their baby face crap

>>173931736
+1

if ur sensetive to testosterone that makes u gay

on my last ones now

the end of an era...

>>173932023
that explains why /fit/ is so gay...

my gf makes me shave

>>173932160
ill look into it and see what mommy can do she goes shopping monday. maybe ill get a mach 3 thing, not like its my money....

going to jo to that stinky witch hmm yes a fine plan

>>173932362
i never use foam with my bics....

i use gel niggaaaaaaaaa

>>173932447
i heard tell they make the woman razors worse than man razors

DIY BLACKHEAD MASK ON MY HUSBAND!! OMG

scones

gook

ah yes mad dep

moroseness is considered a sin

kaitlyn maybe best stream

only the finest entertainment for me
*boots up ingrown hair removal videos*

>>173933004
youre tellin me
ill never get a gf AND my twitch wont even buffer

>>173932634
must be cos women dont have to shave their throats to they can make theirs sturdier or something

>>173933167
or its cuzz women dont know what a good shave is so they can paint it pink and cut corners

for me? it's gotta be a gook

*searches videos of anorexxic girls on youtube*
more recovery videos. ugh... just wanna see thin chicks

gfs are a waste of time

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>>173933475

i only like shaved pussies cuz if the girls small enough she looks really young so u could say my take on it is more cerebral than mosts

the cerebral assassin

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i like a hairy p

ugh hate beta males so much

i like brown k-cunts

reminder /ourguy/ polt is streaming for the last time before he heads to the army

halo online

sometimes its up to us boys to look after them...

shaving ur awifes asshole. now thats love...

just woke up might be time to go on the beer run... im 85 hours sober now...

hold still honey
*kisses her ass cheek*
here we go...

it actually takes up to 2 weeks for alcohol to be completely removed from your body

>>173933951
omo...

p sure i have liver damage

how do u accidently stick your tongue into and lick every inch of, a girls asshole

should i buy some american spirits cigarettes?

>>173934508
i do... doc said i have elevated liver enzymes so i havent drank in a month heh

beernorms again. blech

what kind of faggot goes to a doctor?

actually i was a whiskynorm

*cracks a cold one*

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what if you walked into these 3...

i'd mark the fuck out

apparently theres feminizing agents in sugary snacks and hormonal meats

>>173934763
id unlock my chastity belt

>>173934763

Kenny Omega! Why'd you post them?

omo
*eats hormonal meats*

>>173934858
soy too

https://youtu.be/EiVmQZwJhsA
https://youtu.be/_NKkbDLaFFQ

my lad jams desu

right soy too. if only my parents were cognizant of this shit so they could buy me good foods

ovaryting on ovaries cooked ovaryseay

i bet youre a chucker bitch who cries about fouls anyway

hmmm.. 11:30... to go on the beer run or not....

>>173935325
get your tshirt hehe

taquitos again...

>>173935429
avacado >_>

yuck!

well my dad is asleep on the couch so im definitely going on the beer run now.. dont have to conceal anything either

turning the frogs gay...

for me it's the mcchicken

kpop break:
https://youtu.be/7crt2Ip93VI

yura will be mine...

there are better gooks im pretty discerning when it comes to these things

>>173935808
really dissappointing

>>173936080
amen

yura has a big fat ass!!!

all kpop sounds the same

https://youtu.be/ovcnIPL-CWs

>>173936245
have this album dl'd
its pretty good

>>173936245
based

can i get a invite to jpopsookie please

word we listen to jpop from the 80's like yuki saito

i just use soulseek

>>173936361
what's you're are email

word we listen to momoko kikuchi

if you invite me to jpopsuki i will get you banned bitch

The U.S. is prepared to launch a preemptive strike with conventional weapons against North Korea should officials become convinced that North Korea is about to follow through with a nuclear weapons test, multiple senior U.S. intelligence officials told NBC News.

were talking about city pop rn politic boy

word we listen to shizuka kudo

>>173936361
if you are being serious then i will send you one
>>173936554
go away

>>173936730
youll just make fun of what i dl... ill just wait for open reg -.-

>>173936730
do you have any other music trackers?

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>>173936812
i wont. im not that type of person

what happened to staring at the wall in silence

we talked about kgf2017 but what if it was actually nkgf2017 all along

>>173936845
yes apollo but im saving that in case someone wants to trade for a movie tracker or something

i like this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpYxsBGZMEM

alright just went on my beer run.. decided not to get the cigarettes because i saw they were $6 a pack and accidentally gave the guy $5.50 instead of $5.35 even so i now i have more useless dimes and nickels..

>>173936982
they dont make music like they used to... unironically born in le wrong generation

>>173936997
you fucked up big time

>>173936997
baka

something about the cheesy pop hooks combined with funky instruments just gets your head bobbing....

ate too many bananas and now my foot hurts

i actually dislike most "innovations" fro mthis decade

sultry 80's nip girl vocals...

take the red pill and learn to dislike "innovation" as such. primordial man. now there's someone who had their shit together

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*one shots ur drone*
heh...nothin personnel...kid

bored guess ill j/o

>>173937425
remember to edge it out

don't jo if you barely feel anything

>>173937134
>>173937158
i figured i never finished the pack of newports and the $6 i saved could have been another beer run...

wish i could have beeen born in the 19th or 20th century...

same *logs into my comms discord*

idk what a discord is desu

dis-kawrd
noun
1.lack of concord or harmony between persons or things:
marital discord.

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what map was this? it was in wings of liberty and the map textues were dark blue and black
you could only spawn in horizontal or cross positions, never vertical.
the base at the edge of the map might have been on an island instead at some point i can't remember

trying to figure it out but for the life of me i can't remember the name

>>173937662
it's not dat cord over there. it's dis cord right here

dis coord

i only remember metropolis

dic sord

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1DGwV96pI4
wgirls...

dick suck ord

>>173937798
shakuras plateau

>>173937798
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/starcraft2/Shakuras_Plateau

>>173938000
>>173938005
danke mein familie
habe eine (Du)

i thought we didn't spoonfeed here

anyone here playing battlerite?

its kinda fun.. like wow arena but in sc2 form...

ill spoonfeed for (You)s anyday

i played it last year. was pretty fun

i played for a bit and then started again after enzo came out...
too scared to play ranked bc im bad tho,,,

scrap station was the best map why did they scrap it?

well its f2p this weekend...

i already bought it during pre-release so...

>>173938408
>>173938474
literally a goddess...

pure and devout jgirl...

awww crap i fell in love again :/

awww crap i farted again :/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJE2eAXOGUU

>>173937993
>slav
>white

I want to play some form of starcraft but I don't want to install starcraft 2 with the starcraft remastered coming out soon.

>>173938834
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/255273

north korea is a paradise and were about to destroy it

is it worth it for a gookfugee warbride? im having second thought now

>>173938834
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/brood-war/520617-118-public-test-realm-now-available

they took down the ptr but you can still play offline

sometimes it makes me more depressed to j/o
cuz then youre looking at more girls who you wont ever fak / be their bf

we gave up j/oing ages ago

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/155304

ahahaha member this?

keylogger

my friend keeps adding blank snapchats with captions like anyone wanna hang to his story and it's bumming me out...

>>173938960
holy smokes. i played that when it came out. and i wrote one of the reviews

i have a stinker added on snapchat and she screenshots all my pics for some reason

i have a farter added on snapchat and she farts every time she views my profile

maybe i should make a snapchat and add some stinkers or something...

>>173939607
hmmm

>>173939841
thats a weird thing that makes you dep
maybe youre a normy since youre not dep when you are out and about and socializing on facebook on your phone

not when you talk so harshly ....
plus i dont have any invites rn

why isn't there any water on the moon??

makes you think...

>>173940168
but theres ice in the shadows of impact craters on the moon

https://www.twitch.tv
/deadchildsun

wgirls...

>>173940215
why is it ice and not water...

makes you think......

uwahhhhh

love goat chess

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>>173940725
>goat chees

just ate a spoonful of PB

just ate a second one

we're tableters now

>>173941153
+1
>>173941170
+1

no
we use laptops here

>>173941153
>>173941170
a desktop is way better than a tablet

do you guys seriously like holding that piece of shit and having ur arms get tired

cant get comfy in bed on a desktop...

>>173941294
try putting your shit on a big tv and then bringing a wireless mouse and keyboard

i cant get comfy in bed with a tablet for the reason i just explained

its way too awkward to find a comfy position holding that thing

you lay on your side and sandwich it between bed and hand

or you just have your laptop on your lap with the screen holding up by itself
i am surrounded by RETARDS

>>173941471
and then have a hot ass processor burning your dick

laptops suck too

desktop is the best

officially

we actually just use a desktop situated on a desk here like normal people

you can't get comfier than ipad+ps4

-posted from my phone in the shower

i like my dick hot...

i moved my bed closer to my desk with monitors so now i can play ps4 in bed...
sucks having glasses tho so i cant just lay on my side i gotta prop my head up a bit

>>173941686
four eyes *shove*

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is there any starstar that can compare to scarscar?

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do girls actually do this...

>>173941804
yeah girls have beta guys listed as "free food" in their phones :/

we dont use our laptops on our crotch because we don't want to bake our balls

i have a monitor from 2007....

>>173941804
look at her friggin fat boobs

look at her eyebrows...
they crazy

>>173941804
>not at least splitting on the first date

they deserve it

just had a panic attack about nothing
just started freakin the fuck out

https://clips.twitch.tv
/NaiveShakingMushroomNotLikeThis

>>173942195
hate when that happens

i kicked a hole in my wall after dcing in a 70 minute 2v2 wow arena game in tbc....

>>173942510
she must do a lot of laundry cuz she wears the same thing every day
stinky bitch

>>173942551
https://clips.twitch.tv
/IgnorantEnchantingCobraAllenHuhu

so gassy right now...
its all built up in my tummy
very painful

if someone punched me in the gut i would fart a lot!

https://www.twitch.tv
/lilchiipmunk

muh waifu...

can't tell if people are deleting their own posts or if jani is on the loose

>>173942796
>white

gross!!!!!!!!!!

>>173943136
lol
>>173943173
word

i haven't been able to sleep for like 3 days. maybe only 6 or 8 hours of sleep spread out during that time. this is horrible

>>173943302
getsomeexercise

>>173943402
iktf i do it every day
good night

+1
to everything

does pacing around the house count as exercise

damn... wish i got those cigarettes.... feeling pretty good right now and could go outside and blast a cigarette...

we dont smoke

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>reminder that this broke almost 2 years ago when i was moving
When are they gonna have another chalice thing?

never cuz v abused it

people say im a addict, got a lot of bad habits

seems like the only way ill ever be able to fall asleep again is getting blasted out of my mind on cold ones every night

not sure which is worse for you that or not sleeping

just smoke weed dude lol

that gave me a lot to think about

give me your honest opinion about me
dont hold anything back

>>173944525
when are they gonna legalize it

>>173944773
gook

what do we think of sophie dee here?

well first of all

someone reposted something i had written and reading it made my face red...agh

StarCraft II StarLeague 1d 6h
Ryung vs Classic
jjakji vs Dear
Losira vs Bunny
GuMiho vs ByuN

are we hype

gook

gonna head to bed soon

3 quick taps with my bat and i have my neighbors dog barking. even funnier i can see they have visitors stay over for easter so its waking even more people up

doin....
his thang...