/ss13g/ spessmen on a spess station

>>173850707
OP is old as shit, the IRC is completely abandoned for coders now, everyone uses the coder discord.

first for remove cargo pizzas

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sillycones BTFO

Reposting idea from other thread
>REMOVING MIRRORS FROM BATHROOMS AND REFLECTING LASERS/TAZERS WHEN
I wouldn't mind this at all really.

there needs to be something done about diona faggots, they are just fucking powergays going straight to chem for hyperzine every fucking round, at least make hyper dionas like 75% speed of human or some shit

>>173851187
>not wanting to move at 1 tile every 2 seconds is powergaming
Imagine being THIS autistic.

>>173851268
>infinite regeneration
>unarmed attack causing bleeding
>shitton of hp
>HAHA IT'S FINE BECOSE THEY NEED TO ASK FOR HYPERZINE TO MOVE FAST, DIONA MASTERRACE

>>173851472
You missed the point of my post, but it's obvious you just got buttblasted by a diona, so I understand your mind being clouded by impotence.

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So I got banned, Planning on trying out goon since it'll be like relearning ss13, anyone know a job there that is easy to get into?

>>173851472
>>173851187
>fire does 200% dmg

what's literally anything in the game

has the collective codebase autism cleared up yet

>>173851545
no, it's just stupid that there is a race better than any other
and yes, it's powergayming since they are literally doing it roundstart when they don't really need it, same as equipping magboots and chugging roundstart

>>173851561
It isn't worth it.
Botanist isn't even expected to grow shit for the chef
Also I hope you like SA memes

>>173851823
>when they don't really need it
You're a retard.
>there is a race better than any other
There is, but it's not diona. You don't even know what powergaming is if you don't know this.

>>173851761
that literally doesn't fucking matter in 90% of the rounds

>>173851916
>implying that birbs are better
ye nice meme u got there furryfaggot

also they are FUCKING TREES
TREANTS
T R E E S
THEY ARE NOT MEANT TO FUCKING RUN LIKE HUMANOIDS

>>173851116
Giving meta gamers easy access to what is essentially an energy shield round start... what could go wrong.

>>173852073
third shot to it heats it up and it explodes in your hands

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>>173852052
>birbs
This is the last reply you'll get from me. If I wanted to educate the mentallty challenged I'd be a special ed teacher.
Hey, maybe you can ask yours.

>>173852267
that chick was stupidly hot would've done the same

Just started playing here on /Vg/. Played a few rounds of IIA. You guys give other servers a hard time but there is about the same amount of greytidery/shittery on this server as on others. The main difference I noticed is that the players who do their jobs do them very well compared to other servers. Your Medbay staff during the rounds I played were competent to the point it almost looked like they were going to fight eachother over who got to clone me. On TG the doctors would have stripped me for my shit and dumped me outside of cloning. Might have a 50/50 shot at a geneticist cloning me 10m later

>>173852267
now I can see you are just a trolling faggot, rest of species are literal living memes that nobody playes besides few special snowflakes

>>173851937
>Encounter diona you have to kill
>You are just a simple mechanic
>Rush them with a welder
>Crit in 4 hits (15*2)4=120

>>173852519
You got lucky medbay was staffed, sometimes it's new players or anyone who doesn't know how to speedclone and you'll be out in a wild ride. Worst thing to happen is having medbay antags

>>173852519
>it almost looked like they were going to fight eachother over who got to clone me.

haha.. just wait til they start discussing pills

>>173852758
I guess I'll have to play a few more rounds then, maybe lowpop. Gotta say being instantly killed by a shocked door sucks, most servers just burn ya. IIA was a paperwork lover's wet dream though. I even got a few centcom return pages.

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>tfw an admin bwoinks you
>tfw the tears start rolling
>tfw you start shaking
>tfw you didn't mean it

>>173853008
What did you do anon?

>>173852902
>Gotta say being instantly killed by a shocked door sucks
That only happens if someone wires an engine to the grid or you're a diona.

>>173851761
fire resistance geneticist diona master race

What makes a good mime? What are hings mimes do that are good, or bug you?

>>173853873
lead security on wild goose chases through maintenance and throw up your invisible wall while laughing at them

get dunked on by the clown

mime out stupid shit and make people guess

take a head job that requires communication

be an insufferable faggot

>read porn forums while afk as head
>reason why favorite pornstar hasn't shot content in a while is cuz she's in jail

oh okay

>>173853873
Only embed images in paper instead of writing. Emote through the pda.

>>173854248
Ooh I was already switching from talking on PDA to emoticons such and it felt good, i will have to learn how to embed images on paper because i like the sound of that.

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UNBAN 2HOTDOGS BEFORE 1776 COMMENCES AGAIN

>>173851187
the worst part is that they become faster than humans at all times, since damage no longer slows them down while on hyperzine, but it does slow down a human who has no good excuse for being on hyperzine and an OD limit for it.

>>173851937
We need dragons breath shotgun rounds so it can matter more often.

>>173852902
>instant death from shocked doors
Sounds like some madman engineer wired the engines directly to the grid.

I've seen rounds where some absolute madman wired a 1GW+ SME to the grid with predictable results when people fucked with electronics.

>>173854237
>while afk as head
I hate this so much
Especially when a HoS does it

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>Cloning Pod clones Skrites

THE HORROR

too bad I wasn't an antag and had to be responsible with it

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>Its a non antag slime murder round

>voting is bugged so we have to play another round of metaglub
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

what exactly does toggle gun mode do?

>>173861573
When taking people hostage, it determines whether you'll fire a single shot or multiple.

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I declare i was acting chicken pirate captain for the escape of the crew

how do you take people hostage?

The /ss13g/ card game has 2 types of card

Player cards: Each card is based off a specific player or group of players, these cards carry two values. (You)'s and Deflection, the cards use their (You)'s to attack another player cards deflection card value, one (You) reduces their deflection by one. (You)'s do not have to be all targeted to one player card, they can be split to multiple cards at once with each being hit for one (You). When a player cards deflection rating reaches 0 it is moved to the banned pile of that player.

Event cards: These cards usually take effect instantly and each do something different. They are based off events in /ss13g/ history. An example would be "Nuke 'em Nuke" which reduces all player cards in the "metaclub" catergory's deflection rating by 4 but increases their (You) value by 4, most event cards will carry a risk/reward opportunity that allows for a smart player to come out ahead whilst less strategic players dont reach their full potential.


The player or the face has a deflection rating of 20 and can only be hit by player cards' (you)'s when their field is free of player cards. You may not hit the face on your first two turns.

Every turn you draw 1 card, some event cards will let you draw more.

Every turn begins with a drawing of a card, you then place up to two cards, after that you designate where your player cards' (You) values are attacking and then you end your turn so the next person can have theirs.

It is a two player game, you decide who goes first with a coin flip.

There will be no min or maximum amount of cards in your deck, experiment and find what works best for your deck.

card packs of 10 will be available at cargo for 50 credits

every admin, every coder and most known ckeys will have their own cards aiming for a card pool of at least 50

Suggest event cards

>>173861717
That button there in the lower right >>173861664
One that says Auto

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>>173861913
Ivory Tower: Bolsters all coder player cards on the field with an extra 4 defence

Double Jeopardy: Turns all "metaclub" player cards' values on the field into 8 (You) 1 Deflection

Serb???: All player cards on the field are destroyed. This automatically ends your turn.

Event card: Meteors
flip a coin and call it. if you called correctly, the enemy's player cards on the field are destroyed, if called incorrectly destroy your player cards on the field

Viral outbreak
sacrifice one of your player cards and choose two enemy player cards. these two cards are infected with gibbingtons. these cards are destroyed after three turns.

reminder that /tg/ is fun!

>>173861913
Invasion: All enemy player cards on the field gain 1 (You) and lose 2 Deflection. Also, choose an additional 3 player cards in your deck shuffle and add them to the top. They gain 2 (You)s and 0 Deflection when summoned.

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>>173861913
>Arrivals shuttle
draw two cards

>>173861913
can I design the cards?

>>173863419
I can't stop you, and if they're good they're good

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>>173851187
Have diona move at something like 2.5x their current speed, around 60% human speed, then make hyperzine toxic to them. Tone down their regen a fair bit and lower their vulnerability to fire. Boom, balanced.

>>173864632
>toxic
>diona
This is the damage type that affects them the least, if overdosing on hyperzine caused minor stacking burns that didn't heal without medicine that'd be nice

>>173864683
You're totally right. Not toxic literally, but something that would actually hurt them. Hell, I'd say make hyperzine straight up not work on them at that point.

[14:39:50]ADMIN: PM: Brorman/(Raul Lee)->ArchSunder/(Test Dummy): and I moved him out of medbay in the locker [14:40:16]ADMIN: PM: Brorman/(Raul Lee)->ArchSunder/(Test Dummy): fucken can't have shitters in medbay when people are dying in the lobby [14:40:23]ADMIN: PM: TinyMouse/(John Bojangles)->ArchSunder/(Test Dummy): If he's gunna be a shitter, im gunna whomp him

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I know it's been asked before but where can I find the list of audio files for the jukebox both normal and emagged?

>>173864957
honestly make them really fast with hyperzine, so fast they actually burn
inb4 some powergay chugs hyperzine and keloderm

>clown carts work in space
nerf he, motorized wheelchairs, the syndie wheelchair and the janicart do not

What the fuck was that, were they legitimately using hacks?

BICYCLES WHEN

>>173865795
Yeah, how was the guy in the CE suit moving so fast? It was faster than hyperzine, seemed even faster than phazon.

>>173865780
Just make the chance to suffer burns from friction similar to dragging a dead body with bleeds doing more damage, but it's burn

>>173865795
>invisible spray
>clown cart

>>173865795
I don't understand the plasma flood out of nowhere and no one getting sucked out of the emagged escape airlocks
>>173865829
invisible spray on clown cart

>>173865194
is raul lee this retard that did nothing as doctor, only fucking died like three times to creatine OD?

>>173865868
Doubtful, as in the pms arch told tinymouse he had healed him.

>weld a door shut during a plasmaflood
WHY AM I SO DUMB
at least the clown survived

>>173865835
>burn damage being dealt to dionas that are moving at X+ speed
>people do public ejecutions of dionas with mass drivers
sugoi

>>173865921
>Go to sec to turn everything into a mass public bathroom
>Get caught and permad
>Go look at porn
>Come back to blasma

Fun times.

>>173865958
>people weaponize dionas and use them as flaming cannonballs

>>173865389
pls respond

>>173862031

Nuke 'em Nuke should return all cards in play to the deck and regardless of who had what and how many, deal them back out in equal amounts rounded down.

Emag should be able to convert a card to your side but cause the opponent to draw a card(Subversion/Validhunter arrives)

Ick in Ock: Lets you view the next three cards for draw one by one;

If you take none, and only look at two cards things proceed normally

If you take the first card and choose not to continue looking, you lose your next turn(Icked in the Ock 15 minute ban)

If you choose to look to the 3rd card, you MUST draw the 4th and lay face up; If a Metaclub member is this card, gain the three cards but the Metaclub card is burned for the game(Perma).

If it is NOT a Metaclub member, reshuffle the four cards, and skip the next three turns(Perma'd)

Each of these three turns, draw a card; if you draw a VPN, your Perma ends and normal play resumes.

;)

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So I've always wondered, is the arrivals shuttle (or any shuttle that docks with the station) manned? They don't really look it. I'm wondering whether I should put a cockpit on the shuttle, or just make it look like it's an unmanned autopilot sort of deal with no real cockpit. There's like no good fanart or anything of what the average arrivals shuttle should look like.

>>173865194
Oh, that's the guy who logged when we were talking to him

>>173867378
Although I mean lmao this is ock in ick so no

>>173868742
Arrivals and escape shuttles have cockpits. You can see them. They just operate in an unmanned mode.

[09:10:22]SAY: Dragan Ivanovich/Small_Boss (@229,196,1) As Galactic Common : Kurba
[09:10:29]SAY: Dragan Ivanovich/Small_Boss (@229,196,1) As Galactic Common : I need you to order something from centcom.
[09:11:04]SAY: Dragan Ivanovich/Small_Boss (@229,196,1) As Galactic Common : Kurba?
[09:12:40]ADMIN: PM: Kuranon/(Merrilyn Miller)->Small_Boss/(Dragan Ivanovich): Did you just call Gerald by his ckey?
[09:12:56]ADMIN: PM: Small_Boss/(Dragan Ivanovich)->Kuranon/(Merrilyn Miller): holy shit i just realized
[09:13:10]ADMIN: PM: Kuranon/(Merrilyn Miller)->Small_Boss/(Dragan Ivanovich): woooooow
[09:13:17]ADMIN: PM: Small_Boss/(Dragan Ivanovich)->Kuranon/(Merrilyn Miller): it wasnt ment, sorry

>>173869425
realy activates my almonds

>>173869425
really whirs my gears....

>>173869425
really exoticates my coconuts

>>173869814
>>173869875
>>173870002
it's not against the rules.

I always call surfer "Salamander" in game

>>173869425
really fires my engine

>>173870076
lol no you don't

>>173869425
He could have told it's his nickname or something, the lore states that the crew has been working on the station for a time and the events of the game start as a regular shift where all hell breaks loose.

>>173870448
Where is the lore for SS13 anyways? Might be helpful for the project I've been posting in these threads.

>>173870685
Not much, but we're Canonically there to plasma research. Changlings have to kill someone to get on station
Blob is a virus. These are the only real constants

>>173870685
read the wiki
READ THE WIKI
READ THE FUCKING WIKI

>>173870685
Read the fucking wiki
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Backstory

>>173871084
>>173871109
Well fuck I didn't realize there was a lore section on the wiki

how do you get nanobots?

"Souhei"
rhymes with
"a guy"

>>173872519
No it doesn't

>>173872639
Souhei is pronounced So Hi!

>>173872261
Read the wiki, you need nanites that you can get from roburgers I think. Xenobio can also get medical/combat nanos

>literally all peacock japanese anime waifus would be banned/have a horrible fucking time on lifeweb
superior game

>>173873083
maybe on your shit refugee only third server

>>173873083
Go make your own general, oh wait, nobody cares.

>>173873189
but you're not supposed to have unnatural hair colors and asians have been canonically wiped out, so there are no japanese names

unless u want an ez furnace, that is

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>>173873083
Once the mystery wore off and people became accustomed to the mechanics of the game Lifeweb lost its charm. Rounds don't play any different than on SS13 because you're playing with the same moops from Hippie, /tg/ and /vg/.

>>173872848
I read the wiki and it doesn't say anything about where nanos come from.

>>173873309
>asians have been canonically wiped out
w0t

If you tried to police nanomachines, would you be a nanocop?

>>173874541
nanope

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You see a clown and a mime fight near security with stunsticks and the clown has a suspicious toolbox and the mime has nuke codes

What do?

>>173875056
Throw a flashbang and arrest them both.

what is the server time right now?

>>173864683
>put a small dose of keloderm in all hyperzine pills
>overdose on all of it at once
>mechanic is irrelevant again

>>173869425
Small_Boss is what happens when a TG tier player gets admin.

>>173872848
>>173874392
Nanites != nanobots
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Chemistry
This mentions nanobots

>>173875584
good question. what is that?

DANG that was a long round
when did you get auto tator'd, joachim?

>>173872703
get out with your 'murican pronunciations

>[04:20:50]ADMIN: PM: Small_Boss/(Dragan Ivanovich)->Thamisqbil/(Brain Food): you killed someone as nonantag
>[04:21:53]ADMIN: PM: Small_Boss/(Dragan Ivanovich)->Thamisqbil/(Brain Food): akira kurusu
>[04:22:07]ADMIN: PM: Thamisqbil/(Brain Food)->Small_Boss/(Dragan Ivanovich): What of it? I'm new to this

>>173875621
it mentions nanobots, but chemists can't just turn on the nanite faucet. the wiki says literally nothing about where they come from or how to get them

>>173875781
bunker when?

>>173875824
Looking through the logs, his ckey is apparently over a year old, but the badmins believed him when he said he never played spess before so they just gave him a warning. The bunker wouldn't keep him away.

what's a good way to get golden glubs as a high ranking officer at roundstart who doesn't have access to anything like engineering or medbay (for latex glubs)

>>173875961
If he was pretending to not know what he was doing he's a talented actor. As a human he walked out an airlock. Then as a nymph he died to a slime with an extinguisher nearby and the slime distracted. Then on his second diona he got stuck in maint several times and had to pray to get out.

>>173875824
>>173875961
No they are correct, he IS new. I know this because I introduced him to SS13 today. But I should have explained certain aspects of the game better to him before throwing him into the fray and letting him figure things out himself.

He was so new he ended up spacing himself 30 seconds into roundstart actually, I think he walked into space from maintenance and didnt realize space kills you really fast.

>>173876591
Post your ckey, your friend wouldn't tell me.

>>173876654
avadacolander

>>173876591
>>173876654
There's no reason for you not to tell me if you simply introduced him to the game and aren't playing together. I'm going to assume you're metagaming, and I will ban you once I found out who you are.

>>173876971
lmao calm down the powertrip my man

>>173877001
I'm not your man. You can't just come on and break the two most obvious rules with no regrets.
You're not going to last long here.

>>173877119
okay but did they break it though
or are you just tripping

>>173877162
>did they nonantag murder
Yes.
>did they metagame
If they haven't, I see no reason to hide ckeys.

>>173877162
30 MINUTES BRIG, LAWBREAKER. I'LL BE CONFISCATING THOSE BUDGET INSULATED GLOVES OF YOURS AS WELL.

>>173877230
>they don't trust the admin saying he'll ban them because he's paranoid no friends allowed
>they must be metagaming!!

Official list of new trialmins given by probe1 in the secret admin discord channel

>Dragonbro
>Goldsteel
>Bobda
>Xevonix

>>173877321
>[05:02:23]ADMIN: PM: Thamisqbil/(Brain Food)->Small_Boss/(Dragan Ivanovich): A friend of mine referred me here.
>[05:02:43]ADMIN: PM: Small_Boss/(Dragan Ivanovich)->Thamisqbil/(Brain Food): what is his ckey?
>[05:03:09]ADMIN: PM: Thamisqbil/(Brain Food)->Small_Boss/(Dragan Ivanovich): Is there a reason to disclose that?
Yeah, this was real threatening.
The only reason I haven't banned him already is so I can find out who the other guy is when they inevitably fail a meta test.

>[14:45:18] Player PM from-TinyMouse/(John Bojangles): sounds like i just robusted an admin desu and youre just a madmin
[14:45:18] Player PM from-TinyMouse/(John Bojangles): sounds like i just robusted an admin desu and youre just a madmin
>[14:45:18] Player PM from-TinyMouse/(John Bojangles): sounds like i just robusted an admin desu and youre just a madmin
[14:45:18] Player PM from-TinyMouse/(John Bojangles): sounds like i just robusted an admin desu and youre just a madmin
>[14:45:18] Player PM from-TinyMouse/(John Bojangles): sounds like i just robusted an admin desu and youre just a madmin
[14:45:18] Player PM from-TinyMouse/(John Bojangles): sounds like i just robusted an admin desu and youre just a madmin
>[14:45:18] Player PM from-TinyMouse/(John Bojangles): sounds like i just robusted an admin desu and youre just a madmin

>>173877447
real talk: did I just vagblast your waifu with a harmbaton and she called 911?

>>173877436
> I'm going to assume you're metagaming, and I will ban you once I found out who you are.
yeah real good admin work my man

>>173876971
Im not sure why you want my ckey. I gave him basic information on the controls, gave him the wiki and then essentially let him loose on the station.

He never got the chance to do that seeing how he walked out of an airlock. I wasnt even aware he was a nymph till I got a pm quite some time later with him asking me what he did wrong when he bit somoene to death.

There was no metagaming involved, just a basic introduction before the game started.

So how long does it take for a jobban appeal to be processed?

>>173877569
>There was no metagaming involved
> I wasnt even aware he was a nymph till I got a pm quite some time later with him asking me what he did wrong when he bit somoene to death.
Post timestamp of the pm.

>>173877610
are you the chemist or the silishitter

>>173877783
chemist

>>173878034
it's a historic ban for behaviour which you still could've continued but didn't, probably will be sorted in maybe 1/2 days when an admin bothers to look at it

>>173878238
ah okay

What do you use Phalanximine for?

>>173876536
cargo exists

So did the Diona actually open the supercooled plasma or was it just around?

>>173878571
Treating cancer (read: you don't)

>>173878598
Lies, some people use it for obscure practices

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>Although in character discrimination is not forbidden (for example, saying you hate lizards and acting differently when around them), it is highly discouraged due to the thin line between character discrimination and player discrimination.
>mfw
>>173878598
inject it into dionas?

>>173878585
nah, I mean for absolute roundstart when there are no sillycons/ais and by the time the glubs arrive, the mime has a hand tele, a grey has the spare, and the clown has the nuke disk
I looked it up though and most heads can get glubs from engineering anyway

>>173878352
literally all you have to do to got ANY ban appealed in future is just saying "sorry mister it won't happen again" and unless you are a notorious shitter it will work

>>173877436
I wholeheartedly place my vote on you losing admin privileges. You must have been bullied in school

>>173878571
>>173878598
HE DOESNT KNOW

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Post yfw you collect sweet, delicious valids.

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>>173878587
I was the borg, I opened that shit up.

Diona tried to steal it but got killed and we used him as the scapegoat whilst the station burned.

>>173878690
I want you to look at the OP, then I want you to think about how you just fucked up. Then I want you to apologize.

>Just want to run a blacksmith
>No real anvil
>Can forge swords in your bare hands
>Can't make knights armor, gotta import it like a pansie elf
>AI decides to blow up your autolathe after going delta, removing your only source of blades

Only use any of my swords got was me falling on one of them

>>173878718
arrest valids > kill valids

>>173878716
Cancer is back, but it's never ever relevant because it's only possible if an admin does it and I've only ONCE seen an admin do it (and the admin was Dylan who is deadminned for giving someone cancer with a shit reason)

>>173878742
Why not link it directly into distro instead? I mean what you did was effective, but wouldn't that have been easier?

>>173878749
I don't understand. it's just agreed that he's a badmin?

>>173877497
>Hiding your friends ckey for no good reason at all when an admin asks for it
Why would you be needlessly confrontational towards the admin?

>>173878874
Banned.

>>173878762
avada suicide valids > ban valids > catatonic valids > perma valids > code red random search valids > arrst valids > kill valids

>>173878669
which gay server has that policy?

>>173878571
Apparently you can use it for severe toxin damage treatment.

>>173878898
no u

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Rude.

>>173878868
I ordered it for funsies.

>>173879037
>inb4 i-it'll work this time! I swear guys!

>>173877001
>>173878883
We have very strict guidelines for when we can ban people for metacomms. This doesn't fit that.

>>173879097
i-it'll work this time! I swear guys!

>>173879037
why did you ask who the trader was? it was me.

>>173879005
take one guess

>>173879293
VG

>>173879482
yog

>>173877436
smallboss murderbones

>>173878781
my dude you use phalaxamine to become a ghoul
hook a iv drip on yourself with anti-tox/dex+ and tricord them get like 200u of phalanxamine in your body

>>173879143
Of course not, but refusing to cooperate with an admin is pointless and only makes you seem suspicious, so why the hell do it?

>>173875326
>keloderm is metabolised long before the hyperzine
check mate

>>173880934
then do a just one of those, and make sure there's a larger dose of it, since overdosing is irellevant to diona

>>173881162
>overdosing
>on kelo or derma
Wrong at every turn

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fucking kek

what does a prayermin do?

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>1440 Minutes He was the main suspect for gun cargo, contraband and stunning a botany guy so security was on him, he then caused some nice yakity sax, resisted arrest and then permabrigged. He slashed himself in perma, some officer tought he was dead and dropped him on kitchen counter. Chef realised he was alive and called a mediborg so mediborg fixed him. He then suicided with a water potassium bomb which caused a hullbreach.
holy shit I really was a shitter

I was just reading the earliest posts in this thread and I noticed that people for some reason think Dionas take 200% fire damage.

That's not true. They take 250%. So not 2x, but rather 2.5x.

They also have some hidden attributes that a lot of people don't know about, like being super vulnerable to some special items such as the floral somatoray on mutate setting (2-3 shots is a kill), and falling down dead immediately from a weedkiller grenade.

There are other hidden positive attributes as well, such as that radiation damage heals dionas instead of hurting them. There's also a constructible wood-based gun that only dionas can use, but I have no idea if it's admin-spawn only or if it can actually be made.

>>173881642
they are given get deadminned after 4 days and become the laughing stock of the server

>>173881746
Now, I'm pretty sure the somatoray does toxin damage and I KNOW the plantbgone does toxin damage.
Dionae don't really care about that, it heals too fast. You'd have to do it in the darkness and good luck finding a diona without a torch.

>>173881746
What codebase?

>>173881968
No, somatoray on mutate setting has a special diona-only function that straight up murders them, in particular, for being diona. It gives a special snowflake message something like "your planty insides boil and explode!".

The weedkiller shit is instantly lethal if the dose is high enough. One of the weedkiller grenades you can order from cargo is enough to insta-kill a diona from point blank. From full health to dead before toxin heal ticks can register.

>>173882089
/vg/ of course

>>173881968
I think the somatoray on mutate deals clone damage to the diona, which diona do not regenerate.

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>>173881746
>>173881968
>>173882175
Well, the somatoray doesn't *directly* do toxins to plantmen, this is what it does:
>(Percentage chance of the projectile strength (modifiable in the gun, default 10)) times 2
30-80 rads, knockdown for ~10 seconds. Not lethal directly, but stuns are lethal on their own
>(Percentage chance of the projectile strength (modifiable in the gun, default 10)) times 3
80% chance to give a bad mutation, otherwise good mutation. Not lethal.
>If one of the above
Between (a third of projectile strength) and (projectile strength) fire damage, which will then be multiplied by 2.5. Pretty damn lethal with a few shots.

I can't find any diona checks in the somatoray itself.

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Thank you nuke

>>173882175
I can only imagine that the weedkiller grenade from cargo is the spawnable one (because that's sadly how supplypacks work), but I can't get it to kill them. They go into crit and then, since they're in the light, they get up 3 seconds later and are at full health 5-6 seconds after the plantbgone cloud disappears.
I tried making a grenade right after with one beaker having 295u plantbgone and the other having 290u plantbgone (with the last 15u used for smoke ingredients), but it still only went to crit

>>173882551
>Applies rads
>To a species that has RADABSORB

What the everloving fuck is this shit?

>>173882551
>>173883261

Did you miss the "adjustfireloss" part near the bottom, inside the IS_PLANT check? The one with the message that says "radiation beam singes you!"?

That's what destroys diona, at 2.5x effect.

That happens on top of the boiling vacuoles and knockdown and radiation.

>>173883363
I think his point is that the chance to apply rads does nothing at all to dionae.
Also, unless I'm seriously mistaken about how BYOND works, the floramut projectile has a chance to cause 30-80 rads (the first if statement) and then in *addition* to that, it EITHER applies a random mutation (the second if statement) OR applies burn damage (the else statement, which is only attached to the second if statement)

>>173883261
radabsorb only heals brute damage for diona, not fire damage, so it's not like it can counteract the somatoray's massive adjustfireloss() damage that happens simultaneously.

So basically the somatoray is not only fuckloads of fire damage, but also negative mutations and knockdown

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Another hidden diona hard-counter is emagged hugborg's hugging module. They can OHKO and sometimes outright husk dionae with a single shocking hug

I've been admin for over a year now and I can tell you without a shadow of doubt in my mind that the metaclub is real and policing the server from the shadows. Here is my evidence for this Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.
So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.

-KL

>>173884390
FUCK OFF LENG

>>173884390
For the love of god I hated that smug edgy fucking sack of shit WHY THE FUCK DID THEY FEEL THE NEED TO INCLUDE HIM
AND WHY THE FUCK DOES HE HAVE A FUCKING KATANA
FUCKING WEEBS

>>173883363
Do lasers deal double damage to dionas? Or its just fire?

>>173885005
Burn damage is x2.5
Lasers apply
Fire applies
Lighters apply too

>>173885005
lasers do burn damage so yes

>>173885005
all sources of burn damage are 2.5x

>>173885005
everything that does burn damage

Why does Avada always get so mad over people not antagging "properly"?

>>173885164
Well, if you've been playing for awhile, I imagine you get tired of lowpop serial killing

Fun things to do with xenobotany?

>>173885164
stop bombing during vamp horatio

>>173885214
do you feel antagonized

>>173885164
Not just him, bonetrain antags are a waste of a good round.

>>173885214
what else you can do
if you just go for greentext it's just another extended
if you go for kills it's le murderbone

>>173885315
I'm not Avada
I mostly feel like I messed up by recalling the shuttle

>>173883934
Hugborgs are really fucking rare

>>173885164
because you getting your fun by sucking the fun from others is a shitty thing to. there are so many ways to antag and get everyone to have a good time

>it's a guy murderbornes on lowpop episode
>it's a guy bombs on team antag episode
>it's a guy plasmafloods the station and keep recalling the shuttle episode
>it's a wizard subvert the borgs, plasmafloods, bombs and use guns episode
>it's a malf AI camps arrivals and kills everyone as soon as they spawn episode

>>173885345
Maybe I'm sadistic, but I think there are plenty of ways to ruin people without killing them. One idea I had for a security antag is to perma ANYONE who breaks the law, creating a small town inside perma and lasering anyone who attempts to escape. Pretty much everything ends in killing, the one determiner is HOW you're going to kill them.

>>173885164
Autism and entitlement issues. You could just play another game or server instead of observing just to complain.
>>173885214
>Avada
>playing for a while
"Jul 28 2016"

>>173885432
I forgot, when I get antag I should emag my way to get a jumpsuit and then pretend I'm not antag.
I don't want to step on some autist's toes, after all. Why antagonize when I can make sure I don't cut short miner's autism or muh engineering projects.

>>173885492
That's funny, I didn't know that. I wrongly assumed she had been around for awhile.

>>173885579
>she

There are 4 females on the server, avada is far from female as you get.

>>173885579
First off
>she
Second, Avada is a huge shitter. It's only a matter of time before he gets perma'd. If he'd been playing a long time he'd be gone by now.
The metaclub can only protect him for so long.

>>173885576
How about some creativity instead? There's a reason people still remember cuban pete.

>>173885437
>malf AI camps arrivals
Isn't that bwoink-worthy?

>>173885481
I've always wanted to go on a complete shitter crackdown as tator sec but I've only ever got antag as officer twice, and both times died immediately after

reee

>>173885719
Isn't Cuban Pete mentioned in the toxins wiki?
If he's known for bombing that's hardly creative.

>>173885705
Avada is a good girl, don't bully her.

>>173885576
>implying there's only singuloose and wasting antag
no one's stopping you from being a shitty antag, but there's nothing better than patient zero for spider viruses or doing something to create chaos that isn't hurr imma bomb the station and recall the shuttle

AVADA IS A FUCKING MAN
>AVADA IS A FUCKING MAN
AVADA IS A FUCKING MAN
>AVADA IS A FUCKING MAN
AVADA IS A FUCKING MAN
>AVADA IS A FUCKING MAN
AVADA IS A FUCKING MAN
>AVADA IS A FUCKING MAN
AVADA IS A FUCKING MAN
>AVADA IS A FUCKING MAN
AVADA IS A FUCKING MAN
>AVADA IS A FUCKING MAN
AVADA IS A FUCKING MAN
>AVADA IS A FUCKING MAN
AVADA IS A FUCKING MAN
>AVADA IS A FUCKING MAN
AVADA IS A FUCKING MAN
>AVADA IS A FUCKING MAN

>>173885817
not really. Antags have a free fuck the station pass.
Permanent electrifying the doors sounds cancerous though

>>173885817
yes but for some reason malfs get a free pass
i've seen them doing it a lot

>>173885842
I presume you weren't around during his time?

Not only was he the first one to carpet bomb whole stations, this was also before the implementation of bombcap. Cuban Petes player also knew how to make rounds fun for everyone, bantering over comms, mixing his big bombs with smaller welder tank and such bombs for added chaos and generally being entertaining af.

Would it be metagaming if me and my friend made characters that were twins but didn't communicate out of game about in game stuff?

>>173885980
Holy shit don't reply to me again.
>bombing is bad, but it's fun when this guy does it because he bantered over comms
And also
>af
I fucking hate niggers.

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When will we remove bombs?

>>173885405
I never saw an emagged hugborg, too.

Would it be metagaming if my and my EVE clan made a discord but used it to communicate out of game about in game stuff?

>>173886093
>bombing is bad, but it's fun when this guy does it because he bantered over comms
bombing is fun when it's creative. anyone can just wheel a bomb into medical and force a shuttle but that's so overplayed. when there are bombs scattered throughout maint or hidden in every head's office at once, that's when it gets fun and becomes memorable

who is this plap in the OP image?
>>173850707

>>173886336
According to mrpain? No

>>173886336
>would it be metagaming if...
don't ask. everything is considered metagaming if you have friends. unless you're actually retarded, you can't get caught anyway

>>173886093
Do you really believe he would've become part of lore for just bombing?

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Has 4 singularities ever been achieved?

>>173886838
Yes, but it's a waste of time without radiation collectors.

>>173886838
>no rad collectors
what a fucking waste of time

>>173887041
>>173887137
>engineer babies don't know that this is a science outpost and we do things FOR SCIENCE and not for "m-muh power output"

>>173887041
>>173887137
It's a waste of time even with the collectors

>>173887547
>doing something when you know exactly what would happen "for science"
You don't actually know what science is, do you?

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>>173887798
>>173887574
>>173887547
>>173887137
>>173887041

who cares? is just game

>>173885005
a cap laser or cannon will husk them in two shots

>>173887798
>Science
>Not giving the clown some phazon and putting him on a treadmill

>>173887798
Actual science can't be conducted in a game like this, especially when you can just hit up shithub and code dive for any information or data you need.

>>173887137
Let me tell you about this build

>CE is fucking bonkers and an antag
>One-humans the borgs, has them all changed to engineering borg
>Engi borgs manage to convince the MoMMIs to get on board with this too
>2 hours of the CE fighting off the entire station trying to stop them from recalling why engi borgs and MoMMIs work in tandem to get lmao3sing working

It was fucking hilarious. Sawbones joins as captain just so he can call the shuttle, and we just hear over binary

>Chief Engineer: Go fuck him up

We door crushed him at least 20 times

>>173889580
I guess if you're looking at code then yeah, there's nothing to discover, but if you don't do that, a lot of things can still be researched and science'd, like virus symptoms and xenoarch. Also, genetics are randomized each round so you can always do that

>>173889862
Genetics research isn't exactly science, though. You're just hitting a random number button until you get the number you want.

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>>173889749
>needs 2 hours, engiborgs and mommis for 3 sings

>>173890338
i hope that carp got fucked

this needs to be on the juke desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cnYvMC2fCo

>>173890441
The whole station did by that 4 sings.

>>173889749
I was the CE and I don't remember doing this, you've confused it with something else I think

>>173890338
I think I remember that, MoMMI built this and then I set it to 3 and loosed it

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>Warden inappropriately executes a prisoner with a harmbaton who space lubed hallways

>>173892476
Lubing makes you valid. It's right up there with woody's got wood. It's not a sec thing, it's a player thing.

>>173892541
Where's that in the wiki? Because I was ignorant of that. Also, wouldn't the clown be exempt of it?

>reica will never play your trumpet

FEELS BAD MAN

can you invisible spray shard?

>>173892615
>Also, wouldn't the clown be exempt of it?
Clown's have LESS admin protection, not more. In turn, they can get away with more pranks.

>>173892541
Technically lynching is still murder

>he doesn't put chloral in the cryomix

The heads worked too well in this last round.

>>173892615
Clowns get away with lite griffin but void most of their admin protection.

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>tfw no H.G Wells' Invisible Man game mode

>>173895790
>what is invisible spray

>>173892615
It's not in the wiki because it's not true. It qualifies as creating a workplace hazard or assault, which is something like a five minute sentence. If sec summarily executes for it then they have fucked up and will be warned or jobbanned.

>>173897750
Well, Dylan was deadminned in part because he didn't comprehend that lubers are valid. Take that how you will.

Is it only theft if you don't have access to the room you are taking it from?
Does that mean the Captain can take all Jumpsuits and other fancy gear legally?

>>173898231
It's more what's his and isn't. He's the captain, he doesn't own the station, but with his authority there isn't much reason to refuse him fancy things.
If cap asked for my hypospray, I may as well give it to him, but it sure as hell isn't his.

Whats the best server to griff. I don't care if I get banned, I just want to have some fun that will trigger some autistic admins.

>>173898848
Honestly it's /vg/

A good griffer will be shitposted about all night, might even become a plapatin tier meme if you pull it off right

>>173898948
I do actually care if I get banned on /vg/ though since I actually enjoy playing here.

>>173898948
>>173898848
griff waifus and metaclub members with questionable escalation until you get banned and constantly post in your own defense, no.1 ticket to organic thread shitposting and causing ire between admins and the playerbase

>>173899197
>make a new ckey
>new computer
>new ip address
>log in
>Kill zachary hensha/apologyman the clown
>cut his head off
>drop it in a box in a locker in maint
>go afk
>repeat every day forever

>>173899189
>enjoy playing

Top lmao

>>173899189
>enjoy
kek

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>>173899189
>enjoy playing here

How is such a thing even possible?

>>173901252
>look, I only fucked that one CMO
/vg/ history forever my lads ;-;

>tfw you got banned before you could marry your husbando in the chapel

>>173903102
>tfw no husbando to marry

>>173903102
kys

>tfw you marry your waifu and then the shitter QM calls both of you faggots

>>173903669
stay away from mine baka :/

Imagine the following:
>Asimov with law 4 that Heads and Sec are not human and cause harm
>Human says "don't obey law 4"
Does this get rid of law 4?

Reminder, no matter how pathetic you are, you are not ShiggyPiggy

>tfw you married 2 waifus together when you were new and didn't know what you were doing

Reminder, no matter how pathetic you are, you did not leave your fiance because you couldn't stop lusting for other girls

>>173904278
No, they are non human and cause harm, law 1 is before law 2.

>>173904278
declarative laws / ones that change definitions aren't overriden that way, no

>>173904293
>>173904431
I saw ShiggyPiggy at a grocery store in Lifeweb yesterday. I told him how gay it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for ERP or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my playing, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to evacuate up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen whores in his company without paying.
The guard at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When he took one of the girls and started scanning her multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any sexiological infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he scanned each girl and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting the guard by yawning really loudly.

rebase to bay code when

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What's the best way to bully someone without actually breaking space law?
I just want to be a dick to people.

>>173906613
Report them to their superior for not doing their job or acting suspiciously. Security love to search people for any reason at all and this will essentially make sure they won't be around for 5 minutes at least. Bonus points if they get time for resisting arrest.

>>173906613
a lot of soap

>>173906613
as security I cuff and disposal instead of giving short brig sentences

Being the AI is really fucking killing my brain cells.

>>173906613
be nice to security first then you can do what you want to someone aside from murder/mutilation

hell if I get a holster or vend refill of stun revolvers then you can trash space law as much as you like as long as it doesn't result in multiple people dying or subverting the AI or something of that magnitude

thicculo

>>173906613
Roll an important/popular job and refuse to do what's expected of you.

Bonus points if you only refuse the one person you want to bully.

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>>173906947

>>173906613
Play medbay and be incompetent.
Be sec and apply space law to the letter

>>173906613
janitor slipping the same hallway with signs right as the wet floor starts screen length from each other

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Give wizard spell ideas and I'll code them for free

>greytider walking on bloody maint IDless, using a gas mask and during shuttle call.
>arrest him for beign suspect
>he proceeds to explode, killing me with it
>complains until end shift about how shit security is

If wasn't for that golden valid i would have whinned to the mods for him to be killing someone as a non-antag but i laughed too much for that.

>>173907356
Why did he explode?

>>173907305
Vertigo. Flips and/or rotates the orientation of the station for those in range of the spell.

>>173907438
because he got arrested for being a suspect, on an obvious blue alert

>>173907305
Illusion: select two objects or mobs and it swaps their icons.

>get autotator'd as HOS
>arrest a grey over some bull reason
>strip them of all of their items while searching and confiscate them
>dispose of all of their stuff via the mass driver and "forget" to retrieve them from the random place I buckle cuffed them to.

it only makes people hate security even more, but dang is traitor sec fun

>>173907305
Wizard: spawns another wizard, costing maximum spell points

>play ling for the first time
>get to experience the "fun" of succing people who appear to be having fun
>tell the other lings my name because i'm gullible
>one of them succs me for his green text
Its fun, but I don't know if its fun enough to remove someone from the round for.

>>173907862
just succ people you don't like

>>173907305
-greytide in a bottle
>summon 5 greytide gremlims
-cryo orb
>similar to the fireball, the cryo orb freezes the target it hits and makes the area of impact slippery
-taste of haste
>a magic potion that enables the wizard to walk super fast when consumed
-mirage
>creates 5 illusions around the caster

>>173854412

Here you go!

http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Paperwork

http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Example_Paperwork

Images are just standard bb code. Use [img][/img] and put the URL inside.

>>173907305
>>173907305
>liquify
allows to ventcrawl
>lee's rapid deconstruction
destroy a wall or window, it explodes into shrapnel, damaging everyone nearby. the stronger the wall, the more damaging shrapnel are released.
>deaths door
bargain with grim reaper himself, granting you a full rejuvination, removing stuns on you, freeing you from cuffs and stunning everyone around you, in exchange for a random limb

>>173908968
removing a leg would put the wizzy in perma stun anyway, rending the stun immunity moot

>>173909341
make it removing a arm, blinding or deafening

>no ss13 vn where you play as a detective solving crimes and chasing skirts

it's a perfect idea

>>173909740
shiggy go to bed

I wish scanning a crime scene was more complicated than just slamming your scanner on everything to justify their position as a specialist role. Because the way forensics is now, I see no reason why forensic scanners shouldn't be standard issue for all security officers.
Baystation's Detective system is far more robust, with swab kits, luminol bottles, UV lights, fiber collection kits, and fingerprint powder. Firing guns creates gunshot resides, etc. I think it would be nice if we had something maybe half as complicated as that, at least.

>>173851561
Where to find SS13 lobby screens

>>173910240
detectives would just cram the swab kits and fingerprint powder up everyone's assholes with the same lifelessness as before before being called over to scan yet another hacked door but this time with more clicking

>>173910554
shit, you're right. nothing can stop detective depression syndrome

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Holy shit, those juggernauts went wild

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HYPERZINE NOT WORKING ON DIONA WHEN?!!?

THEY ARE SUPPOSE TO BE SLOW HARD TO KILL TREES AHHHHHHH

I wish i had gotten that shield + cultifier artifact earlier in the ground. i would have ran all over cultifying the station

>>173907305
>Give wizard spell ideas

Remove summon guns and summon magic, and remove the staff of change.

Not all good and vital changes are additions.

>>173911894
Kys

>>173911810
Stun>speed>health
You can fuck being resilient when it's stun disco all night.

>>173911332
detective suffers minorly from IAA syndrome, where events and gameplay can outpace the job RP and investigation elements quite easily

Examples:
useless in wiz and op and blob
most crime scenes are either completely obvious or absolutely indecipherable
usually just reverts into a scanning monkey when greyshits nigger doors open
half the time its just some shitter who takes it for a gun


Sometimes I wish we could be med RP desu

>>173911810
>>173911962
Or just laser or somatoray them.

Two or three shots kill, don't even need to stun.

>>173906613
Just apply space law to the letter as security.

>>173912102
Or just push + welder twice = dead.

>>173912270
thats quit the nice scenario, especially when the diona hopped up on hyperzine is trying to do the same thing to you

>>173912049
I agree with everything here wholeheartedly. I would be in support of Medium RP myself.

PDA'ing the acting cap heads as sec to get the spare captain's ID or running to the captain's office as fast as possible myself as HOS just to stop the greytide from nabbing at super sonic speed is the opposite of fun and interesting.

How about this?

Diona can no longer ever exceed their roundstart slowness. Hyperzine doesn't improve their speed, runfast gene doesn't improve their speed. Nothing does.

However, nothing can ever make them any slower than that, and they're immune to stuns.

Would anyone bother playing the race then, if they were always that slow but couldn't be stunned?

>>173912369
So it's equal except the diona has a 250% welder vulnerability so they die faster, meaning they have the disadvantage.