/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

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first for banan

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>I am at a point in my life where CS is the last thing that I enjoy and I get really frustrated and start thinking about suicide when I don't see any improvements whatsoever.

Uuuuhm... GOTARDS???

LMAO ECO'd

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>>173842530
And valve did it again putting out a stellar update. Having real bad audio stuttering on my GNU/Linux Debian Jessie build I think OS X users are having the same problem. I also can't change my audio out of "Headphone HRTF".

https://twitter.com/semphisss/status/852326219475427328

>valve needs money
>valve thinks this = new players
>"How do we get new players?"
>"We'll lower the game's skill cap to make it easier for new players"
>start patching out weapon accuracy
>nerf assault rifles
>nerf running awp
>nerf deagle
>nerf at range headshots
>make shotguns 'relevant'
>make smgs 'relevant'
>fuck ranks

I just want this inaccuracy hell to fucking stop. Its like the game WANTS me to sweep my weapon around. The only guns that go where you point them are the Nova and R8.

Can we all agree to just go back to CSS? Please?

>>173845253
its bc source2 is coming out over the summer

>>173845512
It won't matter, the ineptitude valve has shown in literally every single patch they've ever release for CS:GO shows that they'll fuck it up for the people who like their game. Dota2.

>that comeback

Confia no verdadeiro

>>173845253
>valve better NOT be thinking of CHANGING SOMETHING
go play 1.6 fucko

>>173848185
>valve changes game to be more casual
>new players don't mind
Who'd have known

>>173848548
>it's casual because it's different and i don't like it
go be autistic somewhere else please

>>173848747
No its casual because they've unilaterally reduced the accuracy of all the rifles while buffing the SMGs insofar as to make them accurate enough to land in a small spread while running. This means that players who have good aim are forced to either stop moving totally to aim for the head, or face an even toed fight against players who may not have higher aim. You would know this if you weren't new. CS:GO's skill ceiling has crashed to ground level in order to attract CoD kiddies.

>>173849021
>if it's not rifles it's not allowed to be useful
I'm not going to ask again.

taco just toggled

>>173845253
>>173849021
When'd they reduce rifle accuracy?

>>173850180
A couple years ago slightly before the walking awp nerf. The deagles been fucked since launch.

>>173851289
Link me the update, senpai. I don't recall seeing it.

>>173851341
p sure hes talking about the jumping scout/awp shots

>>173849241
The way to make other things useful isn't to make the rifles less useful you retard. Rifles are supposed to be more powerful than pistols and SMGs for a reason, that's how the economy works.

honestly before the update i was really happy with the weapon balance in go (except fucking shotguns never hitting anything jesus christ), but ofc valve has to fuck everything up and make the revolver op again and a laser beam for $2000 that requires 0 skill

i bet we're going to see some shitty tier-6 team beat a tier-1 team because they only practiced with r8 and negev

>>173849021
>he cant outaim smg with rifle with ease
Nova pleb go away

>>173853513
>he can't shoot an awp at the same time as the person with a rifle, therefore granting you the kill for using op awp

>>173853465
They say it's clearly an experiment. Probably going to change in some weeks

>>173853572
I am smfc and you must be retarded, how many times have you won with smgs against full buys? And again play mid range diatance with rifles if opponents have smgs

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>>173842530
>Intlel
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>173853465
please

the negev requires such a long rev up time that you know exactly where the guy is holding before you see him.

All you need to do is wait for him to reload or if he starts crab walking at you just throw a molly

>>173853465
>revolver op
>laser beam
>requires 0 skill

My dude you're deluded. Revolver is dogshit. Pros don't use it. Its not actually that accurate. And they fucking nerfed it to boot. Use it yourself if you think its 'OP' and I guarantee you wont think that after a few rounds.

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Have 2500 hours in and my aim is still inconsistent.
ways to improve my aim besides aim maps cause I feel like that shit doesn't help.
Sense is 800 dpi x 2.255 in game for 1804 edpi
Rez is 1080x1080 stretched.

also any suggestions for my deagle?

>>173859281
Start taking Adderall. Name your deagle Adderall

I'm in my shower and I just read about the 2k Negev and burst out laughing. That's hilarious. OP AUG, 1shot R8 and now this. How does it keep happening.

>>173859281
Lower your sens until you no longer look like you have parkinsons.

>>173861083
I would be very surprised if it was even in the game for a week. Stop acting like its a permanent change

>>173862797
>quick revolver back
Time to solo que

Literally don't need any other weapons. As is I find it hard forcing myself to use anything other than a fiveseven or deagle, since rifles are garbage and there are already 3 trash awpers on any given team who won't buy anything else, despite being shit.

>>173859281
1280x720
1.7@800dpi
desert deagle

>>173859281
Fuk man, i play at 400 dpi 2.2 sensi raw_input 1, nigga lower your sensi

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I solo'd to supreme with this. What is your excuse to use manchild gaming gear?

>>173864097
>inb4 ruskie
I just picked some pic from google.

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>>173864097
My mouse has a message for you

>>173864308
That screen will add 200% more skill to your gaming!

>>173864308
Right back at you namefag. Please remove yourself from the gene pool

>>173864428
Good thing I am already smfc
>>173864440
Was posting on some other board, forgot to remove name. Very sorry to disappoint you

>>173864503
You didn't answer the question, though. What is your excuse to use manchild gaming gear?

>>173864636
My mouse answered.

>>173864658
So it's basically because you're a manchild. Got it.

>>173864097
>he doesn't use a wmo
?

>>173842530
>tfw 2.82 sensitivity on 800dpi

>>173859281
>2500 hours
>GN1

uuhhmmmm

>>173859281
my default is 600dpi 1.7 sens no accel native res smfc
and i always lower to 1.3 1.1 when nothing hits

1.7 really good for 90 180s snaps but shit for spray control

>>173866143
I'd say he is right on par for his time spent /skill level ratio

I myself have 35k hours at gn4. He just needs another couple thousand hours and he'll be mg

>tfw good spray control, need to throw 15 bullets down to kill someone because no rego
>dude flies around corner, doesn't even aim near a dude, stops running for a picosecond and sprays at 2 dudes, instant headshots

>>173868439
>tfw 2000ish hours in total from css days and 440 hours in csgo
>supreme

>>173861216
>>173864018

I don't look like I have parkinsons tho. this sens is comfy
and raw input is obviously on
>>173859525
Noted. Might try.
>>173866143
That was the point of the post.
I play a lot but I don't seem to improve.
I play aim maps, ffa dm (regular, pistol only, hs only, awp only and pistol only), valve dm and whatnot but I'm still not that great. Only thing I can think of is I dont have prime cause my phone is broken. just ordered a new one so i should be prime soon.
>>173868439
>invest 3 yrs in game
>finally go semi pro
>???
>profit?

>>173868190
Weird. I never change mny sens been on this one for like 4 months.

Should add I've only been playing for 9 months ish? Started playing 2 months before the second shot update.

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>>173864308
that's a good mouse. this inverted is on mine.

>>173864308
I'm >>173869745
Do you also have the pixart sensor or nah
?

>>173869607
You need to lower your sens for matchmake because of tickrate, the game is so retardedly slow that you gotta lower your sens to put more bullets in so the hitreg goes.

Start playing faceit or cevo instead, or just play community servers like retake or whatever.

>>173869607
>I play aim maps, ffa dm (regular, pistol only, hs only, awp only and pistol only)
like see honestly none of this shit really transfers to valve MM, you can literally see pro players legit struggle harder playing this shit than fpl

>>173869829
anything lower than my current sens and i cant hit flicks or any shot without tracing the guys head like a bot for a second and a half, trust me I've tried.

I'm gonna gonna get esea soon tho

>>173869931
what do you suggest then? just grind for ever?

>>173869994
you a rifler, awper, hybrid?
what role do you enjoy playing? entry, support, awper(secondary), rifler, igl?
figure out what you like to do and what you do best aside from running around the map fragging, if you're an entry you need crisp sens for crosshair placement and clearing spots, if you're an awper you need really low sens in and out of zoom. This is the kind of shit you figure out by yourself with time and experience, i can't really tell you a magic setup to make you good, you kinda adjust it over the years based on your strengths and weaknesses

honestly, dont expect much from esea, sure the game will feel better but even if you break single digits you wont really see much brainpower among your teammates and it usually ends up as a complete trash experience my man, people grind so hard just to get in rank G and then they realize its just the same skrimmy and braidnead plays anyway. Find a bunch of friends, paly together with them and try getting into open, honestly no other way to enjoy this game

>>173870334
I'm a hybrid with a preference for awping.
I usually play awp holding defensive positions ct, ak playing entry on t.

I kind of expected that retarded teammates would follow me whatever platform I'm playing on unless I'm playing in a 5stack.
I like my sens cause it works pretty well for awping and rifling and my crosshair placement is pretty good usually.

Aighty thanks for the advice anon

>>173862797
Same deal as the other changes I mentioned. I still think it's funny that Valve are this clueless.

>>173869801
Yeah i have
>>173869607
Lower your sensi nigger

>>173872972
Same dude actually.
And I don't wanna anything lower and I aim like a downy

>When the buttplug hits your prostrate and you miss the flick
Theres something arousing about being in this much pleasure without my team realising a thing

>>173873381
thinking.jpg

>>173842530
i want to clean my inventory and give away cases and sprays, if anybody is willing to take them just post a tradelink

>>173874067
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=393943732&token=rcPDFfBc
I like free stuff and will gamble with your shit

>>173874646
Link is not working maybe you have a private settings

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>Valve finally gives pistols a nerf
>T side starts using the UMP because it's actually not weaker than the Tec-9 now
>Reddit Gold Novas come out of the woodwork claiming to be "ahead" on the meta
How long do you think $2000 Negev will be "OP" for?

>this negev
lmao, friend just got sick clip with it
watch next csproland vid

>>173875051
Rip forgot I have a trade hold cause I reset my pc a while back.
If you care to add me /id/ldat it should he gone in 2 days.

I get keeping the m249 as a joke (cause it's been useless for 20 years) but there's really no place for a machine gun in this game.
The Negev as it was was just a toy for when you were ahead 10 rounds T side on Office. And I liked it like that.

>>173869607
>this sens is comfy
That sens is also most of why you can't aim for shit. Get a huge mousepad and crank your sens down. If you're like virtually every other human being on the planet then you'll notice it's a fuck-ton easier to actually hit your shots.

You said yourself that your aim is shit and your rank proves it. If you're putting all this time in (you've played the game a fuck-ton more than me and have a lower rank than I can keep my smurf at) and you're not improving then what do you think is a factor? You being a down syndrome retard or you having a crazy high sens that any half-decent pro is well below?

>>173876613
I have a fuck huge mousepad. Qck+ custom
At that sens I can do a full 360 edge to edge.
I tried 800dpix1.5ig and aiming long range was a bit easier but anything close than say a site to cat on d2 made me want to take my kneecaps off with a pickaxe. Movement was also cancerously tedious.
Like I'll try lowering it again, just saying I tried it before and it didn't work at all.

>People have deagle equipped
>Even after it was worse than it's 1.6 counterpart on release
>And then they nerfed it further to basically remove it from the game
>And then buffed a replacement for it to the best pistol in the game except maybe the usp

>>173876613
Also I don't say my aim was shit I said it was inconsistent, ie some days I'm popping heads ezpz someday it takes me ten bullets to kill somone

>>173877446
B-but anon, I don't have a 70$ r8 skine

>>173852178
They still are.

even at 2k the nugev is trash and not worth using

it's inability to tap and burst is what cripples it

>>173878594
Thats kinda the point. Its a suppressive weapon and it does that fine. Go use the M249 instead

>>173878829
got em

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Is Smix the hottest girl in esports?

>>173878829
>exposing more than half your body to hold a commonly peeked angle
You deserved it. I bet that guy had 5 ping though. No way I could peek with the negev and the shots register enough to deter an awper.

>>173878829
>going glass Cannon instead of buying kevlar and an m4
You deserved it.

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>walk in to the room
>see this
what do?

>>173878829
>glass cannon
>holding site alone
>no equipment
delet'd

god ropz will destroy the frenchies today

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>>173879390
i dont think so tim

>>173879049

nah im pretty sure the point was to buff it into viability so people unironically use it

which they failed to do since winding up for 5 seconds before you can aim is kind of bad

>>173879436
how has apex been playing for g2? saw only few games at starladder and he looked good

>>173876613
I play at 800 DPI 2 sense and the biggest turn I can do is 180

>>173879541
mousepad?

>9.2 hrs last two weeks
How do I make myself play this game?

>>173879480
>>173878829

>>173879736
for the service medal or drops

>>173879741

i can upload people getting frags with the old r8

doesn't make it good

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>>173879627
This one

>tfw 400 dpi 1.5 sens demigod

could wreck everyone itt

>>173879885
>17in dell monitor
another reason why youre bad

>>173879627
>>173879885
I just got that big mouse pad yesterday this is my old one

>>173879885
Heavy or regular?

>>173844569

linux users love to suffer, why are you complaining?

I bet some indian already has a tutorial on how to fix this, go look it up

>>173879847
old r8 was fucking great my boy

>>173880056
its the reg qck+. heavy is much thicker

>>173880250
Yeah, I cheaped out and got the reg and wanted to know what the heavy is like. Looks so thicc

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>>173879541
I play 800*2.225 (was the anon asking for advice) and can do a 360 on mine. Ignore the razershite mouse, have a steelseries rival 700 now

>>173845253
>valve
>need money

pick one, their VR research isnt shaving the sides of Lord Lardious of House Lard residing other Laradia His Larder Gaben

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>>173880015
Forgot imagine also I only have 500 hours

>>173880381
kike

>>173879137

if she had a chin shave fosho

shes korean might as well get surgery they all do ah

alas she hasnt so her astronomically large lower face ah, well ah

>>173880183

not the old old r8

the r8 after the initial nerf but before this new buff

>>173880279
Heavy is really good, using it right now

Just dropping by to laugh at you gobabs

>>173882257
Thats pretty sad anon

>>173882257
>Just dropping by to laugh at you gobabs

so what does a mature gamer such as yourself partake?

>>173882257
We feel good to help you with your depression

>>173882693
nice projection gobab

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Been getting a few offers for this box of pixels even though I haven't played the game in a few months.

Do you think I could get a few steam bucks selling it at the full price listed? Perhaps even a euro or two cheaper.

Honestly considering selling my entire inventory at this point. Never gave a shit about skins.

>>173883046

daaamn, that reminds me I have a FUCKton of cases from back in the day

which ones should I look out for to get them steambux?

>>173883332
Just checked CSGO back pack.

Apparently I'm worth 20 bucks. The problem is that it would take a few hours selling every item individually.

>>173883505
Save for another year

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Thats a lot of matches.

Granted they are all trash and I'm just waiting for reddit to get stomped by slavs

>>173884075
Female matches are only worth watching for the lols xD

>>173884367
I dont even want to give them the views

>>173883046
>while all my dozens of chroma and gamma cases are worth $0.03

thanks volvo

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>cheat slightly obvious
>no one says a thing on either side
>play legit
>OMG GOLD MEDALS NO ESEA LOW HOURS NON PRIME KID FUCKING CHEATS YOU DON'T PLAY OPEN OR MAIN HEY HEY TURN ON YOUR HACKS
What does this mean?

Anyone here use a CRT?

>>173889886
Nobody gives a fuck. This same thing has been posted a billion times. Just kys

>>173844569
You're not alone on that. Thought it was my hdd giving out

>>173890321
Lmfao why are you so bad kid?

>competitive leagues and tournaments need to make special rules because valve can't stop themselves from doing stupid shit
this is sad

https://twitter.com/Renegades/status/852583881278717952

arghhhhhhhh lets gooooooooooooo

I DIDNT CASH OUT I HOLD ON

OMMMMMGGG FNCC MY FAV TEAM OF ALL TIME

ayo

>>173864097
i listen to music constantly and this mouse has some extra buttons on it meant for dpi shifting that i remapped to play/pause and next track. hella convenient.

>you can beat awp with R8 again
l o l

>>173889886
>shit on someone
>WHATS UR ESEA FAGGOT

like pottery

>>173876989
>>173877592
>At that sens I can do a full 360 edge to edge.
That doesn't sound right. I have a QCK Heavy and I do just over a 360 at 400 dpi and 2.5 sens. You have raw input on, right? Did you fall for the m_yaw meme?

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OPERATION DROPPING HOT THIS FRIDAY

Guys faze vs north 16:14

>entire enemy team is a clan stack
>they get smacked by randoms
What must it be like to be them

>>173902937
delete this rn

>>173903159
ok

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>>173903198
thanks

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>Volver is spanish for return
>They're volvering the 'volver
pretty clever

>>173902860
A stack that sticks together probably has players that are a higher rank than they personally deserve; what they gain in communication, they lose in personal skill.

>>173904739
>>173902860
I used to stack with my friends, and find I would play worse than when I played alone because I spent so much time chatting versus focusing.

>>173905053
Dunno, being with my mates stops me from tilting

10

I'm having fun playing negev only, so I don't expect this to last long. Valve has a detector for fun and they're doing everything to remove the last trace of it.

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what do they mean by this

>>173844330
L
O
W

I
Q

>>173904637
fcking spics get of my board

>push all the way through A site
>die in a 1v2 fighting CTs in ivy because my teammates are idle on long
why is everyone except me too retarded to play train

>>173918756
people are too retarded to play mirage let alone train

>>173890321
Did someone spinbot and derank you?
>>173899630
They were apparently OPEN/MAIN kids or some shit i'm not too sure

Vertigo is so underrated

i have literally only played vertigo like twice

>He has anything in his medal slot besides an Operation Payback coin
you DO have an Operation Payback coin, right?

>>173921996
>not the 5 year coin

>clg losing to an eco

How are there people in spawn trading weapons ~5 seconds into round start
For all my imperfections I am hot off the line every single time. It's so simple yet nobody does it

i feel like blu is looking a lot chubbier than he used to

SK or Liquid

>>173927714
i feel like liquid have been playing well, it's possible for a 1-1

>>173927447
yeah i noticed this the other day too, lol

So the Source 2 doom is happening to CSGO too... I have a feeling it will kill cs just like it killed Dota.

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>>173929328
?????????????????????????????????/

How do I get good at this game?

I fucking suck.

does source 2 mean the editor will be replaced too

that would fucking suck i'm finally starting to git gud at hammer

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>>173930740
It's right there in the OP, you fuck.

>Watch this everyday
[YouTube] Fatal1ty - Practice time - By Mr Positivity (embed)

Nobody can explain for you how to get better without an idea of your level and what your problems are. A silver or nova just needs to learn how to fucking aim and set up a non retarded sens whereas a ESEA A+ player would need more nuanced and personal advice. There's a video by a SC2 pro that's analogous to this; he plays on a smurf account, does a retarded strategy, tells his opponent what he's going to do, and still shits all over them just because he has far better mechanical skill than them.

Steel, Dazed, adren, and Voo all have good videos on how to play the game that'll probably be better general advice than anybody in this thread can or will give.

>>173930740
Play.
You won't feel really comfortable with it until ~2k hours

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>suck ass at transitioning between wrist and arm aim
>hyperfocus onto one spot, tense my wrist and easily get clean kills, then aim at a different spot and turn full potato
>can do easy flicks and 90s with a loose arm, but my precision goes to shit

Oh I'm bad, I'm bad, real bad, Michael Jackson

Should I start using an insanely high sensitivity and just wrist aim for everything, like Kjaerbye?

>>173932772
wrist aiming is fine, but you have to have to do those wrist exercises

>>173932772
if you want carpal tunnel lol

>>173932772
>Should I start using an insanely high sensitivity and just wrist aim for everything, like Kjaerbye?
Kjaerbye plays on a really low sens though.

>>173932772
why are csgo boys so cute?

>>173934260
Cause most of them are white

>>173930740
-watch warowl videos
-watch anime
-jack off to trap doujins
-take adderall
-download cheats

there you go

>>173934358
Wow it's true

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>>173932378
>Steel, Dazed, adren, and Voo
>not using /ourguy/ jordan n0thing gilbert's nimbly explained stream clips

>>173930740
educate yourself cuck
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL60ZobTZpb7KSTs99Y9XZKbL5UM3CkD3R

>>173900678
I play on 4:3 stretched so my dpi is a bit off cause the pixels are stretched. Raw input is on obviously and no thats a stupid meme

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>>173934818
>I play on 4:3 stretched

>>173934697
Lul dat J Nasty thoo

>>173935609
Eat my ass I like it.
More for the fact that when i scope in the scope takes up almost the whole screen than the hurr durr peeps are fatter

>>173927941
hey, i was right, though liquid did try hard to throw inferno

Just fucking surrender when someone abandons and it doesn't look we have a chance.
Fuck you.

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>>173879137
>tattoo

>>173939082
is there one of these for men with dragons, tigers and flame skulls?

This fuckin Negev, i'm gonna abuse the hell out of this. How can valve be so retarded

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FEELSGOODMAN

first couple games after not playing comp in 4 months. Don't have much time anymore.

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>>173940421
>How can valve be so retarded
Reminder that you're talking about the company that nearly killed its own game by adding a weapon that wholly dismantled the metagame by requiring zero skill and economy balancing and which was so inept at doing so that it even implemented the weapon with armor penetration values lower than that of which they had planned.

friendly reminder that your post is completely worthless if your filename discloses the fact you're underage

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>>173941117

>>173940686
why dont you have time anymore

>>173941117
t. the author of >>173934818 and >>173936961

Playing on 4:3 is redpilled as fuck desu

>>173938963
If I'm top fragging and someone abandons because they are trash and we can't win, I'm not going to surrender. I'm playing for MVP stars so I don't lose as much elo as the cucks I'm stuck with.

>It's another enemy is cheating game episode

>>173943069
>teammate misses someone obviously in their field of view and dies to them
>hey [ ] do you play 4:3
>yeah

sasuga 4:3

>>173942120
job, building cars, sleeping a lot, etc.

When the hell are they going to remove the op awp from the game

>>173945795
when silvers stop missing enough shots to make it balanced

>>173945795
>op awp
Sick meme just prefire kid
I miss my shot with an awp and I'm dead if you're not trash. I miss a shot with a rifle and I can just spray that shit

>It's another 3v1 and enemy is in pit and everyone rushes in to him and they all die episode

>>173946872
pit is op

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>Negev is the same shit as it was before
>but now it's 2k
>surely the price makes its unusability viable
I wouldn't buy it if it was $1

>>173946872
>tec 9 push short
>get bomb planted for short with no one dying
>team peeks awp pit one by one
>lose 3 players before cts even start to retake

The negev update is a stroke of genious that most of you silvers cannot comprehend. Instead of nerfing the tec9, Valve has given CTs the negev for $2000, a rush stopper.

Anyone playing on aluminum mouse pads?
How well do they glide.

My steelseries rubber-cloth pad is warping at edges after a year of use and I understand that aluminum pads keep better and just can be thrown into a dishwasher every one in a while.

>>173913892
>>173913892
>>173913892
Anyone know what this did?

>>173945206
It's negated mostly if you're aware of your surroundings and look around more plus I've hit nuts shots I'd never hit on 16:9
See you next time I deag you from pit to a

>>173913892
Newoperation.txt
"fuck you"
Nah it was for Linux and macosx

>lose pistol as CT
>Save
>Enemy t's rush long with negevs
> Get a 4k with USP no armor

Lol the negevs is so trash

Man o' war or sun in leo

>>173957861
fever dream or bust

>>173958013
I want a clean scope

>0 (zero) good matches on
why is the pro scene so dead?

>>173958541
At least we have female games on :^)

>>173960032
Is 6 time world champion miss harvey playing?

>>173960385
She is still busy sucking black dick in the bathroom

>>173960032
Women are so bad that they need their own leagues in traditional sports and esports also.

>tfw too many Gamma 3 cases

>>173961893
*brazillian

>>173963852
Same thing

how do you legit hack, boys? I use a radar hack with delay, so that I know where people are but don't have inhumane reactions. also a 3 FOV upper chest aimbot on AWP. recoil control on rifles, near perfect Y axis and slight control on the X axis.

>>173964604
>hacking

why bother playing the game

>>173964737
>not hacking
unless you're playing LAN or ESEA there's no reason not to hack, considering almost everyone hacks anyways

>2017
>sensitivity memeing is still not dead
>DAE anyone else lower sens xd
>what? Your's is as low as 1000 xd mine's even lower at 500 you definitely can't aim like that haha
Fucking redditors, leave.
It's literally fucking irrelevant, it all comes down to practise and talent.
The worst thing is I get these niggers in my matches going "dude your sens is so high that's so bad", meanwhile I am topfragging with 30 kills while that low sens cuck that copied all his settings from s1mple is bottomfragging.

t. 800dpi 6 ingame, windows pointer precision turned on, 2560*1440, LEM

>>173964775
>t. shitty silver hacker

just buy a GE smurf and be done with it faggot. fucking pointless

>>173965168
I don't see those redditors bitching online like you are

>>173965168
Its as bad as resolution fags. Just use what works

>>173966131
No it isn't, lower res actually imrpoves your FPS and your gameplay

>>173968328
I can pull 200 at 1080 no problem on my 5 year old pc. And I've tried many times and I can neither see a difference nor play any better above 200fps.

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>400ms average reaction time

>>173969381
Shit man, you need some adderall asap

>north american CS

kek

>To get good you need to play several hours a day
>After two games all the sense of fun you get from playing the game is completely gone
explain this

>>173972570
Give up and just watch the esports like the rest of us. Its too hard

Honestly guys I have a question....raw input on or off?

I've been playing with it off for a bit more than a year now though I keep seeing people reccomend having it on. I'm just a lowly MG...help me out.

>>173975308
On

>>173975308
off

>>173975407
>>173975747

Oh god.

Pros / Cons?
It seems like everyone plays with it on, am I right.

>>173975958
Well, on is raw input. No extra fuckery

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>>173842530
>you'll never see the local hacking law enforcement community team hanging the local hackers on local tv

>thewarmup.net

this site uses outdated map versions

anyone have something similar but current?

Anders playing CS with Richard Lewis, Pansy, Thoorin and Richard's butt boy. This should be fun.

Thoorin: White people will be the equivalent of ewoks in Star Wars in 10 years.

>Pronax supposed to be mastermind
>Sends 4 players A while holding banana solo aggressively
The guy is fucking awful. Like 9 out of 10 times he's going to be eaten alive and they just lose the site.

>>173980564
sothatwemaybefree.com ?

>>173981568
The genius-igl label is thrown around so recklessly. There are still fuckheads who call Seangares a genius-igl but it's literally never been the case.
There was one event, might have been a major from a few years ago where the team voice comms were released, when he was igl for cloud9 and he was getting overruled by his teammates in 80% of the calls he was making.

Pronax, Seangares utter shit

>>173982271
>Seangares utter shit
wrong

>pronax buys ak
>puts twist on the ump

why?

>>173982586
>failed c9
>failed echofox
>kicked out of tsm
>failing hard on misfits

>>173982586
He's fucking garbage. Even pros like JW have said so.

>>173982586
He has always been talked up as a genius IGL but it has always been a total myth. I think it stems from the fact that there have never been good IGL's out of the NA scene and he just happens to have been one of the very few to fill the role.

>switched 60hz to 144hz
>go 10 games with positive K:D ratio

man this shit feels good

>>173983979
>still thinking k/d matters
it's all about the brains lad, just look at pronax, 3/13 but definitely leading his team to victory

>>173972570
I can no longer play solo, except for a bit of DM or casual.
Only do matchmaking with a group of friends who you know aren't going to be total fuckheads and do stupid shit. You can easily play through half a dozen matches in this way without developing the urge to neck yourself.

>deleted my last real friend because he wouldn't get prime
life goes on

>>173983979
>have 60hz screen and regular office keyboard and mouse
>postive K:D is a norm
One day you may realize how ridiculous it is to spend hundreds or maybe even thousands on gaming gear.

>>173984896
he doesn't have a phone or what?

>>173985890
He does but this was like his 9th account

>>173986148
>playing with a cheater

(lol

>>173986338
nah he hadn't cheated since like 2 years ago
his last real account got banned a while back when he left it logged on at one of his friends' place

>>173986587
>someone else cheated on my account even though I used to cheat myself!

(lol

>>173986673
why would he lie about it

>>173986781
because he's a retard who doesn't want others to think he's a shitter?

>>173986874
but he knows that i know he's a retard and a shitter

>>173986148
>>173986587
>>173986781
>my friend is a cheater but he told me he wasn't a cheater so I believe him
How fucked is your brain mate?

>>173988747
>>my friend has openly admitted to being a cheater before so I have no reason to believe he would lie about it now
I don't see why this is confusing to you

>>173990423
>cheaters can't lie
I can't see how your brain is not damaged.

>>173991178
>people can lie therefore they do it literally always
I think you're the one who might be damaged mate

>>173990423
>>173991378
>I will believe anything and everything people tell me, even those who are proven liars
You have a mental illness and you should seek help

>>173992000
>those who are proven liars
I know you're damaged but that's not an excuse to just make shit up my boy

>>173952027
mm600 is nice, though the pads to keep it in place get in the way a little

>>173992108
>calls him boy
>implies he is over 18
>has a friend who cheats in csgo
>his friend is young enough to play video games on his friend's pc

Kreygasm
https://twitter.com/ZOWIEbyBenQUSA/status/852978029542359040

also

twist finally made a deal with team liquid

https://twitter.com/TeamLiquid/status/852975845803163649

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What happened between March and June?

>>173995950
Yes, I'm older than 18 and therefore more than twice as old as you

His pc is garbage and he spends a lot of time at his friend's bar helping out, and plays cs when there's no customers

welcome to the big wide world outside your bedroom

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>>173975958
Swag plays with it off and with mouse accel at 1.05. If you EVER want to be good, you'll copy his settings.

>>173996536
Hack support expired

>>173996536
The whole team was in a slump, so obviously all the players got brought down too dumbfuck

>>173997213
I find it difficult to believe that such man children like you and your friend actually exists.

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>>173997789
You reported to who? Your mother?

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>>173997312
p-please stop posting this image

>>173997459
No, the whole team suddenly got a lot better. Can you not read simply graphs?

>>173997312
Someone do the face app thing but with Niko and Freak.

http://www.hltv.org/news/20243-cs-summit-release-bracket-schedule

>I spend 90% of my time and energy herding noob teammates in callouts and basic shit like trading

this game is starting to feel extremely unenjoyable

>play mirage for once
>enemy rushes A literally every round
>my 4 teammates can't hold them back a single time
k

>counter terrorist
>team rushes aand dies
>1v5, kill two and die
>NOOB
>votekicked

haha

stanislaw is actually bad why didn't liquid go for tarik instaed

>deranked to GN1 after a series of idiot teams one after another

FFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKK

how do I get deranked when I was at least 1st 2nd fragger this is bullshit

>>174003775
stop losing

>>174003907
I can't help it if 3 of my fucking teammates don't communicate and just keeps rushing mid each fucking round

>>173934818
>my dpi is a bit off cause the pixels are stretched
That's not how it works unless you change the m_yaw. You're still moving the same distance.

>>173945206
You wanna know how I know you're silver?

>>173997312
>swag
literally who cares

>>174003775
stop playing matchmaking by yourself
only way to assure that you are playing with people who have a minimum amount of knowledge is to get friends together. Not even the full five, but I would say you want at least 3
Solo queue is always a dice roll

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>>174005875
>friends

those would be nice

>>174004690
>You're still moving the same distance
This is true but it is a perception thing. It appears that you are moving a greater distance in the horizontal than the vertical, even though you are not.
You can either: get accustomed to it over time (which is probably the better option)
OR adjust your m_yaw so that perception matches your expectation.

I play 4:3 stretch and I did change the m_yaw. It is a matter of what works for you.

>>174006327
I know that it looks faster, but we're talking about how much he actually moves in a 360. 4:3 stretched isn't going to change that.

>this faceit casting
fucking trash

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>shorts

does anyone actually enjoy cheating or is it just some kind of sad grasp for control

>SK about to play
>chat flooded with BR subhumans

>>174011529
>or is it just some kind of sad grasp for control
Considering the ungodly amount of shit talk cheaters and smurfs do I'd put money on some kind of complex being at work, whether they want to admit it or not.

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>sk about to lose to a literal anime
:3

>sk getting their shit pushed in by bmc
wew

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>>174013906
hahah brazilians are mad

>>174011529
cheater here

i hate failure, i don't like losing. i'm pretty good at cs without cheats but i'm human. i'm also physically disadvantaged from birth, my small motor skills arent perfect.

legit cheats make me a god. i never lose, i get praise from my team and the enemies get mad because i'm shitting on them so bad. its a bit of a power fantasy thing. there are also the pure schaudenfreude griefers that full spinbot antiaim etc. they're just in it to annoy others.

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>>174015895

How do you search the market for specific stickers on guns?

>>174016564
i think it's like the checkbox for include item descriptions and then you type "exterior:___"

>>174017178
>banananiggers taking about 20 rounds to activate their nanohacks, microhacks, and finally macrohacks

nothing new here

>people who criticize your plays after a 1v1 when you didn't even misplay and took a calculated risk
why? i'm just going to mute you and now we're more likely to lose

>>174015036
I hate people like you. There are so many Canadians and Californians who destroy their reaction times and their brain's white matter by smoking pot every day. They have 1/2 second long reaction times.

And here I am living healthy with a functional nervous system. But these shitters can't handle being mg1 so they wallhack and aimlock to LEM and crash my MMR shooting me through walls while stoned out of their mind, playing like silver 2s except with flusha tier aim and of course blatant walls.

>>174017872
>i'm just going to mute you and now we're more likely to lose
t. me

>>174017872
>That feel when I play mid score board level, teammates never shut the fuck up, bitch about any mistake I make while they're peeking the same guy that beats them in every aim duel.
>Mute
>Suddenly top fragging and can actually make good decisions because ass team comms isn't a problem and I don't rely on shitties anymore.

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>>174017872
>"God, if we lose this round"

>>174020641
Who says that in a flat 1v1?

It's the kind of thing you say when it was a 4v1 and 3 of your teammates died under completely inexcusable circumstances

>>174020989
I've had someone say this on an ECO round when we had a 5v3 advantage go down to a 2v3 because pubbies are fucking retarded and actually expect ECO wins whenever they have a slight man advantage.

how often do you guys ace on pistol? i just got my first real one that wasn't on my smurf or due to the other team royally fucking up (like 3 guys trying to knife me in a 1v5)

>>174024793
to put this in perspective, i've played around 1500 hours of csgo

>>174024793
it's kinda uncommon. i can 2 or 3k quite often, at least on ct, but usually even if they 5man the place im watching and i hit my shots, someone will rotate/i'll have to fall back/they'll get "past" me before i can kill all 5.

>>174024893
>1500 hours
>first pistol ace
why even play, literally 300 hour players have done far more

>>174024793
Not sure I ever have

I'm awful with default pistols but also don't want to ruin my second round economy buying a 57 or such, I'll probably die to some accidental headshot anyway

Tend to just lay back a little and try to get a cheesy shot from behind, needless to say I don't often get more than one or two kills

>>174024793
Very often

t. hard carry

>>174025805
if you cant use pistols you should be that guy that plays suicidal spots/pushes first to gain information, instead of lurking for everyone else to die and then making them watch you fumble around for 10min

>>174027310
On T side I usually try to get my team to do a 4 man rush while I find a spot to either deal with rotates directly or flank the enemy team while they're pushing into the site

On CT I just dump a smoke on some chokepoint and try to fug people pushing through from right up close

If they attack the other site it does get a bit fumbly sometimes, but I'll take that chance over a 100% certain death without even dealing any damage tbqh

>>174027803
>lurker faggot that cant aim and baits their team

i fucking hate people like this

watching him fucking sit there in a corner holding nothing or defending on t side, always the last alive, never clutching

updated my map, give it a go
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=902106853

>>174028113
Do you honest to god believe they'd be more successful taking the site with me fumbling around and screeching because I'm getting blocked every other second? I'm a meat shield at best and actively obstructing my team at worst.

Though you're probably just salty because you're a ct who thought he could run halfway across the map with his knife out and got raped while carelessly turning a corner

eatin asian pussi all i need is sweet n sour sauce

>>174025174
at 300 hours you're at like, what, gn4? aceing before LE doesn't count imo

What are we watching

>>174036731
harvey

>>174036763
okay im out

>G2 is a bunch of aimers
>Thorin rates them highly

>Faze is a bunch of aimers+good IGL
>Thorin refuses to acknowledge them as a good team

>>173853465
the only bad shit about the revolver is being buyable in pistol rounds

>>174030338
soy sauce>sweet and sour

>>174038095
Cause he's fighting WiffZz to cradle shox's cock