/twg/ - Total War General

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First for WRONGED US.

The thread in which we compress our brainstems until we hallucinate Legends of The Old World.

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Reminder

first

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>>173813003
DAWI BROTHERS

How to make a Grimgor tulpa:

>establish personality traits: loud, orky, domineering but with a secret tender side
>imagine a person with the traits, and his voice
>meditate and talk to this created person
>eventually you should start to get emotional replies (waaagh/anger) and later vocal replies
>now imagine the form with tiniest detail: the skin, tusks and the orky breath on your neck as you hug
>eventually you will both hear and feel him in real life
>you now have a Grimgor husbando

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Rock the... boat?

Is steel faith mod good or not?

What is a list of /twg/ approved mods for Empire.

I want a new experience and a slower paced campaign.

>>173813408
It's really very good. At this point I'd argue it provides a more memorable experience than the base game. However, be aware that it mostly doesn't play well with other mods, even fairly minor ones. Hope you're having a great Thursday.

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>>173813189
UNITE

>>173813382
I want a Thorgrim tulpa, how would I get one?

He's not known at all for screaming (nor could anyone take a screaming dwarf seriously) and would keep track of all your grudges for you.

>>173813776
You'd 4 tulpas to carry him and a tulpa throne.

>>173813776
>I want a Thorgrim tulpa
You don't give him his fave corn flakes for breakfast and you go in the book boi

>>173813776
Just imagine Thorgrim and those dudes who carry him. Then imagine him yelling 'THEY HAVE WRONGED US' or whatever every time someone does/says something against you.

>>173813776
Yeah but he'd also force you to settle those grudges old style

>>173813408
Steel Faith's changes allow for more armies and stronger garrisons, which can bring things to a standstill but it might be what you're looking for
Its at least worth a try

Haven't checked up on the game since Bretonnia came out.
Do we know who the Old Friend is yet?

>>173813776
Change the traits

Also tulpas have access to your subconscious so they can probably remember the grudges pretty well

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How do i beat the wooden jew as bretonnia in campaign /twg/ They kick my ass on very hard, Fire arrows are decent but i cant mass all my stacks and roll over them because of the massive chaos invasion that is currently outside of altdorf. The pointy eared bastards razed my only city that could produce grail guardians. Shit

>Buy the CLan Angrund and crooken mood pack
>expect cool, fun, renown units
>Renown units are easy as shit to get
>both races are unfun and just difficult

Should of got the grim and the grave fuck.

>>173814185
Both the new factions are more fun than their base factions. Get over your mental block, embrace your mental powers, and win the fight!

>>173814185
Both were fun as fuck until you get the keep that magically makes all of their problems go away.

Gobbos especially because you HAD to outmaneuver the enemy every fight or get smashed to ribbons.

1st person open world wathammer mmo with chivalry combat system when

why is third age so comfy

>>173814460
tomorrow

>>173814112
no

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>>173813951
That's true, it would be a lot of work.

>>173814026
Tough but fair, a true lord of the Dawi.

>>173814036
>>173814042
I'm literally not seeing any downsides here.

To save time though I might just go for Belegar. Won't need the 4 throne-carrying tuplas, but I'll need an appropriate 8 Peeks to obsess over.

>>173814179
Cav. Lots of cav.

>>173814460
When Bonnerlord releases basically, never ever, expect a WHFB mod to happen

>>173814156
Would they remember things like license plates or whatever to help settle scores?

>>173814637
Leave your car unlocked in a shady area and wait for it to be nicked. Belegar should appear soon after ranting and raving about his Karak-Eight Wheels.

Do we all agree that Warhammer 2 will be in the Christmas release window? November-ish.

>>173814437
I beat the Skarsnik campaign, The dwarf campaign im not even going to try, that 50 percent upkeep just slows everything down. THe skarsnik campaign was midly fun because it felt like you were literally a fucking underdog with the plague and you had to somehow move towards karak 8 peaks

the dwarf one is just a nuisance

should DaC add all of Khand units to Easterlings?

>>173814793
Only if the information was registered in the long term memory.

>>173814521
weirdly all the races play lore accurately, Gondor gets its shit pushed in, Isengard slowly expands burning the westfold, erebor becomes a mining and caravan hub. It's a shame trades aren't more pronounced in warhammer.

>>173814179
You don't, brace for chaos and befriend wooden fucks

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>>173814804
>Karak-Eight Wheels

What is the coolest unit and why is it gyrobomber

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KHAZUKAN KAZAKIT-HA!
KHAZUKAN KAZAKIT-HA!
KHAZUKAN KAZAKIT-HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

>/wgg/ still dead

>>173814839
Delet this
It will be August or I will kill myself

>>173815420
Yeerobombers are cool, but you know what's cooler than cool? You know what's ice cold? Chaos Chariots.

There is not a single nigra in warhammer

Why is this game so racist

>>173814460
>mmo
That's your problem
Make it an RPG and we're cool

>>173815816
Not if I kill yourself first!

>>173815930
Are there any humans living in not-africa? Araby doesn't count since they're not really black

>>173815930
Tomb Kings were black but now they don't have skin so you can't tell.

>>173815930
Black orcs

>>173813058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah5YM1EBQj4
i cri everitim

>>173816393
>egyptians
>black

8/10, you know your audience

>>173816525
Hey nice 4/5 I can put that on the wall

>>173816351
Sometimes it is mentioned there are primitive tribes down there and over in Naggaroth, but otherwise paradox doesn't really get into those guys.

>>173816437
>Specifically bred and cultivated for manual labor
Can't argue with that.

why does grimgor want people to SAY HIS NAME?

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>>173816393

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>>173817148
DAS RITE

>>173815797
wakeup girls general?

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>>173815930
There's always been random black people in Warhammer. They don't really bring any importance to it because humans have to worry about Beastmen and other things to care about skin color

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>>173815930

>>173817073
Serious answer: it makes him stronger

Part of a Warboss's job keeping his army hype for war. The more Grimgor's army believes in him/the WAAAGH, the more Gork and Mork will favor it and the more boys will join and the more powerful it will get.

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>>173817237
What dank new meme is this?

>>173817645
FaceApp.

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V A M P I R E - C H A N

>>173817959
I bet that UNDYING SLUT shows off her panties for laughs!

>>173817330

You'd be surprised how fast racism tends to go away when there are actual other races to worry about.

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>>173818049
you bet right!

>>173818190
Pretty much this. Why care about the humans with different skin when there are obviously far more different people out there?

Now culture, there's a different story. Tileans are seen as backstabbers by Bretonnians, and Bretonnians are seen as ponces by the Empire, who see the northern Ulric worshipers as drunken barbarians and the Ulric worshipers see the south as full of soft Sigmarite pansies that would rather mince words than actually fight.

>>173818193
So is that a mod or does that happen when she's mounted.

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>>173818193

>>173818190
>le racism just magically happens cuz people are mean meme

>>173817330

Is that actually a melanin-bretonnian?

Looking at the other dudes in the pic I just assumed he was sooty/lighting

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Post yfw the Old Friend IS actually muh boi

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>>173818920
Happens when she's mounted.

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>>173812826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZIPeGN7CPQ

so I recruited a no peasant army of half Questing Knights and half KotR

is it literally just charge the QKs into the enemy line and flank with the KotR?

>>173819117
No, he isn't black. That guy's just a retard.

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>>173813058
I thought nothing could trigger my total war autism more than this. Then they aired Battle of the Bastards

>>173819259
Yes, also grab a healing bitch.

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>>173819243
This is the type of song that would play during an Astérix and Obélix feast

>>173817330
>>173818190
That's not an actual Black African you dolts. It's a filthy dirty ash covered Bretonian peasant fighting in a field.

You really think in an unbelievable savage world as Warhammer's there would be peaceful multiculturalism and movement of peoples?

>>173819116
What you want boi?

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>>173819594
>Boris Todbringer is named Boris Wüterich in german
>translating acceptable german names for the german version

Laffin, can't find a word to translate "Wüterich" it directly but means "someone who tends to be angry".

>>173819707
I can't tell if it's a meme any more. Guys is radious good?

>>173819594
>>173819950
Didn't meant to quote you.

>>173813058
>little small cubes of soldiers run at eachother at full speed
>random arena of corpses emerges
>a pack of soldiers aer conveniently sitting inside it
>they just chill there while a few more cubes of Bolton spearmen walk over to them
>they just keep staring at eachother until lthe boltons start sieging a bunch of people inside an arena of corpses

How did they get away with that horseshit?

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>>173815930

>>173820136
I haven't seen GoT since it's second season.

This sounds hilarious, what should I search in youtube to find this battle?

>>173819950
They did that too with Louen Leoncoeur in the french version, he is called Louen Cœur de Lion (Which is the same name we give IRL to Richard the Lionheart, Richard Cœur-de-lion)

Although this might be because "Leoncoeur" may sound french but isn't correct and they decided to give it the "proper grammar" treatment

>>173819201
Well she can mount me anytime ;)

>>173820365
Battle of the Bastards, I guess

>>173820453
I actually speak french pretty good as a third language but it never occurred to me that Leoncoeur actually means something.. I just read it as one word.

>>173820365
"battle of the bastards" but I doubt you'd find the full scene. It was a fucking failure. Good for you that you stopped at S2, that was the last good season.

Do skill selection traits like Ruthless have a hidden bonus or are they just for taking up trait slots that could actually have been something useful instead?

>>173820748
Well, i'm a native and it seemed pretty obvious from the 1st time I read it, but it's heavily deformed so I can understand why you weren't able to see it

also who the fuck speaks french as a thrid language? Are you swiss?

>>173819087
>>173819201
So what underwear would the other female units wear?

>>173820136
Because people watch it (Including me) for fun and not for the sating of autismos

>>173819964
I especially liked his Pygmy Peasant Knight Archers

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>>173819259
>>173819387

fought a bunch of greenskins in heavily wooded terrain

>>173821128
Austrian, its mandatory if you visit a business oriented highschool.

>>173820748
You're silly.

>>173821128
It's almost amazing he didn't see it, it's literally just "lion" and "heart" next to each other.

>>173821413
How come?

>>173821413
>wanting to do buisness with french people

...ugh. I guess Austrians are pretty clueless

>>173821490
It's cœur not coeur though. Praise Napoléon :DDD

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Uh, what the fuck is going on here?

>"FUCK THIS PLACE IN PARTICULAR"

>>173821413
Are you an expert in economics?

>>173821636
No but I work as an accountant.

>>173821492
Pretty sure its mainly because of historic reasons. I had exactly one job offer where they searched someone with my background who is also able to speak french.

>>173819707
There's an Arabian that's a magister at one of the Empire Colleges of Magic. In that case, magical talent comes from anywhere, and they take just about anyone. Imperials obviously, Tileans, Estalians, even some Kislevites and Bretonnian men who managed to travel to the Empire before getting snatched or killed.

But in the average village? Unless you got pillaged by Northmen a generation back or some adventurers settled down, there's not going to be many other races in there.

>>173821610
Creating a Chaos rebellion, prepare you'reself!

>>173821875
That's pretty much how immigration worked historically.

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PRAISE SIGMAR

>>173822209
Is there a Khornate equivalent of the Swiss pikemen mercenaries that the landsknechts were a worse imitation of?

>>173821935
Chaos died turn later, wew

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>>173819382

What's so bad about tanking a cavalry charge with your general to protect your weak front line? Or baiting superior infantry with fodder so that your heavy cav reinforcements can get a perfect rear charge?

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Gelt campaign going somewhat fine, resettling rightful emperial lands, that were torched by norscan fucking shits. Chaos is about to invade any moment now.
>suddenly a doomstack of beastfucks in the south and I have no forces there

>>173823217
>Or baiting superior infantry with fodder so that your heavy cav reinforcements can get a perfect rear charge?

Jon had no clue those reinforcements were coming though. he let his entire army get pinned and surrounded and had no idea how to use the giant

Is Gelt viable now?

>>173823696

Giant was used improperly because of CG budget constraints.

>>173823696
Well, it's an established fact that Jon Snow doesn't know anything.

>>173822152
Well yeah, before there started being shit like 'hey maybe we should try to regulate this and try to invite people in that we like instead of letting it end up like our ancestors did.' Especially once you started getting skilled craftsmen in places that most countries desired and wanted to bring into their sphere of influence - for a long time mirror making was a big secret outside of Italy, but of course France wanted their big hallway of mirrors.

>>173823743
yes, he is great

only in campaign

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nice game

Chasing routing fay enchantress with 30 Chaos Knights this messege pops up.

>A unit has been wiped

Did not know her mortis effect worked when routing lost a great unit.

>>173813058
>Tfw me

>>173824734
Haha! Her stinky feet claim another victim!

>>173824316
what difficulty?
is this a bug?
i knew the game had its flaws but this seems pretty big

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>>173824925
>stinky
Delete this right now.

>>173825304
>the AI doing wacky stuff in a sandbox campaign where anything can happen
???

Do Warhammer gods even do anything? Aside from the Chaos gods which are obviously quite active
For example Sigmar just left the Empire at some point then what? Are the elven gods even real? Didn't Valaya seal herself in some underground chamber, did the dawi forget about her?

>>173825857
The Empire wouldn't even be the most powerful nation in the world without the help of Sigmar

>>173820982
Thanks, I was able to find it on youtube.
Incredibly retarded. What am I supposed to think at these hollywood battle scenes
>Ooo pretty colors!
>Cool clinking and clanking of swords!

Watching some actor with fake dirt and a scowl on his face slaughter dozens of bumbling enemies running at him in one strike a piece is so played out.

>The big bad ebil guy doesn't care about killing his own troops!
Never seen that one before

sorry for the autism

>>173825857
I'm pretty sure Sigmar powers up a bunch of humans and attempts to keep chaos from murdering everyone.

>>173825857
Biggest things they do is allowing their worshipers to cast some spells. Just look at the Warrior Priests - do you think their hammers are enchanted or something, that they're wizards? No, that's faith power right there.

What to do as the Dawi?
>Take silver road
>Not strong enough to confed the blood river
>Pinched by the north and the south
>Try to burn down the broken spearz to the south
>they attack from the north
>if they get weak enough the Greenskinz just chain another confed
What the hell is going on, Greenskinz control 15+ settlements 10 turns in.

>>173825304
VH. It's a messed up game

>>173825857
>>173826223
Yeah I'd like to think Sigmar blessing his children is what allows a 170lb spearmen to kill 500lbs of pure savage muscled orcs and beastmen.

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>>173825857
Hexwraiths are actually servants of the death god Morr. They're sent by him into the mortal world to punish necromancers and those who disturb the dead.

Ironically they get end up getting bound into service a lot by the more powerful necromancers and vampires.

>>173826314
There are two good options, generally speaking.

1. Bumrush Black Crag to take the Greenskins out early; once they're gone the various orc tribes stay disunited. Occasionally Bloody Hand or Crooked Moon gits confederate, but it seems rare.

2. Bumrush the northern pass because it has a unique goldmine that makes lodesamone.

>>173825857
>Are the elven gods even real?
According to End Times they were banished by Chaos to life among mortals. Most of them died by modern time.

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I will not betray you.

How to get non-shit framerates on TWWH campaign map?

I can play games like bf1 just fine, yet my pc cant handle this games campaign map, what gives?

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>>173827417
Our negromancer friend bought himself a compact family-sized corpse-cart recently for a very good price!

congratulate him.

>>173827716
YOU SUCK

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>>173815930
Black people don't show up until Sigmar recreates the entire thing

>>173827972
tbf I like black paladins
>light shines the brightest against the darkest abyss

>>173827972
That's a really big pygmie

>>173826558

You'd think morr would be able to compete with chaos gods in terms of power.

Just beat my third Chaos campaign, what a fucking chore fighting wood elves is.

Is there anything you can do to fight them, i ended up just auto resolve because nothing i had could catch their army of waywatchers.

>>173829263
8 Hellscannon

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>play rome 2
>ai keeps sending land stacks at my dozen ballista quinquereme fleet

unless they give transport fleets ridiculous stats in warhammer 2, naval auto-resolve will be a shitshow for sure. even then it won't make any sense.

>>173829263

The problem is that the computer will ALWAYS micro. Meaning that if the enemy is faster then you it's always going to BE faster than you.

>>173826560

So head to Mt Gunbad and grow the province and use it for my artillery buying? Zhufbar usually takes the settlement in the area before I can even get an army together though and the brokenspears usually raise an army to the south that will threaten the silver pass if I book it north.

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The greenskins try their luck against a fortified dwarven position.

They outnumber us 10 to 1.

>>173829263

if you're referring to an enemy army consisting of 19 waywatchers you should look up a mod for better AI recruitment / army composition.

seems to help a bit...

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>>173831041

It does not go well for them.

>>173830504
Its so frustrating, even glade guard become OP because they flee in every direction and destroy your cav with move and fire.

>>173831041
Map?

>>173831007
You have to rush Gunbad pretty early, but sometimes Zhufbar never gets its act together due to getting screwed by the Vamps. I also find it's fairly easy to confederate with Barak Varr, but you may or may not want to actually pursue that as those provinces aren't very defensible initially.

>>173831469

It is frustrating. The Wood Elves feel balanced in the hands of another player because there is only so much you can micro with armies of a certain size.

But the AI doesn't have that problem as it can literally be everywhere at once.

And it's probably hard to program an AI to NOT micro its units.

>>173831241
Any night gobbo fanatics? I'd fucking jizz all over myself releasing a dozen spinning gobbos into those stunies.

>>173831514

It's from: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=877551324

It might not look it from the screenshots but the pack replaces a lot of town-battles with stuff like what you see on my screen. Shit's tons of fun.

>>173831654

That would have been the play yes! Would have fucking torn us to shreds, shields and all.

Luckily for me this was pretty early game so there were no such problems.

>>173827972
am i the only one here who likes AoS?
Or is this thread crypto-fantasyfags from /tg/?

>>173831918
>crypto-fantasyfags from /tg/

The game we're talking about is based in said "crypto-fantasy". So take a shot in the dark faggot.

>>173831543

The only time I have managed to Confed Barak Varr is if they lose one of their settlements to the Greenskinz which rarely happens.

>>173831992
wew, still they cry for no reason.

>>173831918
AoS isn't relevant to total War so take that to /tg/

>>173831007
as long as you don't lose Karaz-a-Karak, you can easily recover the losses (and the subsequent GRUDGE)

So was there any good information from the stream last night?

>>173832247

The issue would be that my people would rebel and they would bring a top tier stack against Karaz-a-Karak, siege it, and then I would have literally no money.

>>173832327
The old world won't be reduced in the combined campaign, only parts of the new.

>>173832327
Only that the "mega"campaign will expand from the current map, only cutting from New World territories

aka. that map that has been posted as "Outdated" and "Placeholder" was right all along

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Chaos is BTFO, here comes the eternal shit-flinging fuckstorm

>>173832419
No stack is top tier against Karaz-a-Karak, if you fear getting sieged, raise a Lord

Also, rebels will prioritize fighting any other army outside the settlement before sieging, you can trick rebels into fighting Grimgor

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>>173832614
Ha ha, time for Reich.

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>>173815506

>>173833380
>fist isn't green
ONE JOB.

>>173833450
It's just a savage orc that has painted his arm blue.

>>173832726
>Fantasy germany run by a slav
Truly the End Times

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Clan Angrund done on very hard, bois.

Got question though, are ghost dads heros actually stronger than regular ones?
They kinda felt stronger???

>>173831918

I would have preferred AoS simply adding sigmarines to the existing fantasy world. The nebulous and weirdly sci-fi fantasy nature of the world now is confusing and off-putting for me. Maybe had chaos wastes stretch down as far as Nordland and southern Kislev, Chaos is empowered and has more daemons/daemon infused warriors, chaos maybe also spread northward from the southern poles into Lustria and Southlands proper. Nagash carved out a state but still is competing with tomb kings, sigmar ascended and now you have sigmarines as kind of supercharged warrior priests.

But when AoS starts to fill out the "imperial guard fantasy" stuff I'll see if it gets better.

So

About that 1.5

When does it release

>>173832504
>>173832510
Ok cool, thank you both.

>>173834002
Well AoS just started, it needs time to form happenings and lore.

I don't know why people cry about it invalidating/retconning stuff, what happened still happened, nothing got retconned...

>>173834138
abrupt end to some arcs plus some ooc in end times

>>173834414
>abrupt end to some arcs plus some ooc in end times
collateral damage :^)

>>173834138
Because the setting was actually killed to bring it into being. And it's so different that as it stands it doesn't even seem all that interesting to the existing player base.

It's like taking away someones chocolate and giving them mint and saying it's the same thing. On top of that you've also taken chocolate away as a choice forever outside the few who have horded it away for years.

Oh look slav is back

>>173835008
i like new units though :^(

>>173835146
I was never gone

>>173833971

>short campaign.

>>173834414
I don't believe anyone liked the End Times storyline.

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This could have been prevented if you'd just listened to me Vlad.

>>173835601
Hey, I liked it. Until they killed Karl and blew up the world.

>>173835584
i've already dominated everything, i don't enjoy sweeping the rest of the fags

>>173834138

> I don't know why everyone would be upset by "everyone fucking dies and the world blows up"

fuck off smegmababby

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Today is the day!

>>173836198
>fuck off smegmababby
lol off to your /tg/ containment thread crybaby

Considering using knights of the blazing sun (on foot) and blood knights (on foot) mods. Opinions?

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>Archaon and Sarthorael appear in heavily-fortified undead Kislev
>Huh, only two stacks. Maybe I can take them out without much fuss
>Beat them with heavy losses fuck hellcannons fuck chariots
>Make sure to finish them both off so I don't have to go chase them down later
>Get the 'chaos has been beaten back message'
>Whew, glad that's over
>Next turn Archaon comes from the south with three stacks
>Mine are still fucked up from the last fight

What the fuck man

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>>173833857
>a slav
>Karl Franz

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>>173836732
>undead so shit they can't even defeat chaos
You could use demygriphs to counter chariots and all the flying undead shit to shut down cannons. Oh wait, you don't have demys, because you're shitty undead.

>>173836937
It'd be ok if they didn't mass their army around the hellcannons.
Trying to take them out with flying units is just a trap.

>>173836248

>lol go back to your thread lmao :^)

Parody of yourself lad,

>>173837379
It's not like you have invocation of nehek or something. Or raise the dead. Or wind of death.
>but I take casualties when getting close to them
Who cares, you're undead, just raise a new unit after the battle.

>>173836761
I was implying the player

>>173834138
Honestly, they shouldn't have thrown it out of the gate half-baked. I know it's supposed to be nebulous and building lore over time, but it just looks and feels lazy, and it means until it's closer to complete it's a half-made mess that you barely get a say in, because GW doesn't like doing that anymore.

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>>173837679
>I was implying the player
I didn't even notice the communist slavrunes

one of the things I really miss from call of warhammer in TWW is the huge amount of unique units

made the game feel a lot more alive and interesting imo, some mods in TWW can help but then there's compatibility and balance isuees

>>173818750
almost every culture has at some point put pure white skin on a pedestal. Implying that the warhammer world (which is based on our own historical cultures) would not be racist is preposterous.

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>>173838410
there's a difference between untanned and pure white skin.

>>173836732
>Beat Chaos back
>All their stacks but one
>EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR GENERALS COMES OUT OF THE CHAOS WASTE WITH 20/20 stack

I still beat them
Hero unit on a pegasus was 10/10 for taking out the hellcannons

>>173818750
>race is only skin deep
There are more breeds of humans than there are goblins.

>>173825394
Gorgonzola Feet! Floating scent wafts all around, intoxicating!

>Wood Elf lore of life spell 'The Dwellers Below"

Who are the 'dwellers'?

>>173840461

Tree kin I'd imagine, I know it's not just wood elves though, empire lore of life wizard gets it too.

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>>173840461
Bobbit Worms but on land

>>173840461
Mutated dwarfs that tunnel around using nothing but their teeth and stubbornness.

>>173840461
i always imagined it as spirits from the ground

but the spell makes it look like the roots bellow the earth coming up

>>173841974
Spirits don't live underground, they float around up above the tree tops.

Any kind anon have that mega link with all the warhammer books?

Need some reading material tonight. Think I'm going to start with Gotrek & Felix.

>>173839520
well duh, goblins are fungi.

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I'm going to be dominated by a best elf!

>>173842547
I think it's this one

http://www.mediafire.com/folder/2qbp22o8ch8qc/Warhammer_Fantasy_Battles#2qbp22o8ch8qc

>>173831918
I like some of the new designs

But the lore is absolutely fucking shit. Literal 0/10 crap. Destroying the old world was completely fucking retarded.

GWS only changed everything so they could throw it under copywrite, but they didnt need to destroy the world for that, and nor did they need such shitty names like lizardmen becoming "Seraphon"

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G O B L I N S

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SKELLIES ARE SMART!!

>>173838410
It's still a fairly medieval world with less of a concept of racism on terms of skin color as much as hatred of other cultures.

You don't hate 'the people who are black' you hate 'the uncultured barbarians up north' or 'the swine who worship Sigmar instead of the noble Lady.'

>>173843240
Thanks m8

May campaigns ever be in your favor.

how do I survive past first turn with orcs ?
I play grimgor and defeat the first army but then I dont have enough juice left to reach black rock and I get attacked by a much bigger army during the AI turn
I played dwarfs already and had fun

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I don't think I'm going to get a better shot at Archeon than this any time soon

>>173843475
N-NANI?!

>>173835601
book 1 was gr8, book 2 was iffy but acceptable, it all went downhill from there

>>173844075
I hope you have a lot of anti-large. That's a lot of monsters. At least he only has one card of chariots.

>>173845018
Handgunners and artillery will seriously fuck his shit up.

>>173843113
Pretty fireworks

>>173844075

>world is upside down

fuckig aussies

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What the fuck, Chaos? It's turn 123, did Kislev assfuck you that bad? I've been sitting on my border for 20 turns waiting for you, where the fuck are you hiding?

Been in hospital all day, I miss any good news?

>>173845645

yes

old friend is Boris

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>Torgovann declared war on your ally Paravon
>Wydrioth declared war on your ally Paravon
>Argwylon declared war on your ally Paravon
>Marienburg raids my capital together with Skaeling
>Savage orc horde with giant spawned in Bastonne
>Turn 21

I think this is the end lads. I can't abandon my people, I must fight these knife eared fucks and protect my countrymen. May god be my witness the only thing I wanted is peaceful coexistence, but they've had the different idea in their mind.

custom heroes when
I want wc3 heroes

So, which is closer to being the Warhammer Darth Vader; Malekith or Archaon?

>Malekith- Talented warrior and mage, respected by his people, is a bit of a hothead and then gets corrupted leading to a civil war, gets burnt to a crisp and must forever wear black armor that's keeping him alive made by his evil ancient mom

>Archaon - The chosen one of Chaos, mysterious birth, used to be a good guy warrior priest until prophecy made him all edgy and angsty, becomes the black clad champion of chaos and wields a flaming red sword.

>>173845892
Other than the 'chosen one mary sue' shit, Malekith.

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>>173845695

>>173836507
Why?

>>173845818
>imbligigng

The welfs won't leave their posh forest, go kill marienburg.

>>173845695
I'd be good with that. Can't say I'm a personal fan, but would love to see more Counties fleshed out and hopefully the more "native" religions with them.

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>Archaon FINALLY arrives
You best make this wait worth my while, you spikey-headed faggot

>>173817192
A simpler time...

>>173846692
Hey cool it, Archaeouin's under a lot of pressure

>>173846534
They already destroyed half of Paravonn, and push towards Bordeleaux and Bastonne. They don't have any enemies besides my dukedoms. Dunno what your elves are doing, but mine look like they stumbled upon stash of LSD and went completely bonkers.

I also forgot about Mousilon, I can't flush these rats from their den. They keep spewing out one full stack after another and I simply don't have any hands to deal with them anymore. Skarsnik also destroyed Karak Norn and I'm his next target, gobbo stacks already in Bretonnia.

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>>173844075
Well that was bloody. The giants went down pretty early, and my infantry, even swordsmen, managed surprisingly well against the trolls.
Kislev actually pulled it's weight and made it to the fray in time to make a difference, tying up the reinforcing chaos infantry.

>>173845436
What? I was rotating the camera for a better angle

>>173847638
>rotating the camera anywhere further than one (1) radian from the default rotation

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>tfw no Boris Todbringer in my campaign because he lost his fucking marbles and suicide rushed into Bretonnia for no reason, prompting Ostland to for some reason declare war on Middenland and absorb the entire province

>>173847987
I wonder if you could Revive Tod through the Liberate Faction mod?

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>>173847638
... and now they get their revenge

>>173847801
1-3 Ungrim
4-6 Grombrindal
7-9 Belegar
0 Wood Elves

>>173847801
>>173848140
ah, didn't mean to quote.

also FUUUUUCK Wood Elves

>>173848238
hahaha you're the woods now dog

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To the provinces!

>>173848646

FIGHT WITH US

NOT AGAINST

>>173823217
the dumb part was how they let pikes literally WALK around their blob and surround them without interrupting it

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>>173838913
news flash, indians are incredibly discriminatory about skin color. "whiter" indians are generally higher class

>>173843646
you would probably also hate the black....

>>173847987
>cant start as todd or red duke
For what fucking reason not

I hope the old friend is the ability to play as them.

>>173849498
newsflash, north indians in general are somewhat fairer than southern indians but it varies from place to place. Plenty of lower caste marathis are fair while upper caste ones aren't that white.

>t. person who has lived in india.

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>>173850072
You must be excited for Total War: India then!

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mfw someone can't play greenskins right

>>173850185
it's not gonna happen.
I mean Broken Crescent's good enough for me and people in India will channel their historical autism into shitposts online instead of skinning and modelling.

>it's a "your vassal will suddenly declare war on you, take two of your territories, defeat your navy, and your ally will take those two territories for themselves leaving your without a navy and a broken chain of provinces" game of FotS

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Roll you filthy peasants! Roll damn you!

O L D F R I E N D W H E N

>>173851890
Musta been before Realm Divide. I don't think vassals are capable of breaking free from you after RD hits in FotS.

>>173852330
Yea
And I started as the Satsuma, so it was a vassal I've had since the beginning of the game. I was off in Midwest Japan, and they just decided to take the eastern seaboard of Kyushu from me, and my income dropped from 8k to 3k, and I can't get it back without breaking all of my alliances

I want a new historical Total War

>>173852723

Attila is great, but it's so samey. The desert warlords was a nice touch.

>>173852865
I find myself going back to Rome II just for some more variety but then I find myself missing the family tree, updated visuals and gameplay of Attila, it's infuriating.

>>173848074

Anon you're dumb and should merge your units.
>>173852918
The world map of Rome II is also technically better, there's too many mega empires in Attila so you can get chased across the earth by one of the roman factions etc.

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>>173851890
>>173852330
>>173852540
>shogun 2 diplomacy

losing control of the seas in FotS is a fucking nightmare, I find the best way to deal w/ it is to stack geishas in your best province and just spam ships so you can abuse autoresolve. It also helps if you can form strategic blockades by breaking up several fleets and putting them in reinforcement chains that span inbetween certain parts of the sea

>>173852723
>>173852865
>>173852918
CA keeps talking about making new content for a Historical title to give history fans something new while WH is going on, hopefully its a full-fledged medieval era campaign in Attila

>>173852305
rollan muh lord

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>>173852305
Pls no vampire

>>173852305

>>173852305
Rolling

>>173853103
>fucker who took my lands starts having rebels pop up
Serves him right

>>173819964
yes.

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>>173836732
>Beat them with heavy losses fuck hellcannons fuck chariots
are you retarded son? you keep crypt horrors in reserve precisely to kill chariots. you kill hellcannons by hugging the edge and sending your bats in.

literally the only unit undead may struggle against are dragon ogres.

>>173852305
Sure can't wait to see this chart grow wider with more vampire LL's soon.

Also rollin'

Old Friend is the last Free add-on, are there more normal paid ones coming? All the talk of Warhammer 2 makes me concerned they're done with 1.

>>173855417
They have said they are done and focusing on wh2 Google it

>>173854560
>pillage capital of the guy who destroyed my navy
>52k profit
Honor is for dead men

why did mannfred kill gelt during the single most important event in the history of warhammer

for literally no reason

>>173856112
Vladdy issues

>>173856112
Bad writing

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Who is the WHFB analogue to pic?
post cute warhammer fantasy art pls

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>>173852305
Give me dawi

>>173855537
Sadness. Why don't they want more money?!

>>173856112
'We haven't shat on characters enough yet. Who can me write doing some more retarded things? What about that guy we've turned into a joke for the past two editions.'

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>>173856378
I don't know what the fuck that is

WFB doesn't get much fanart, let alone cute fanart. Just hasn't gotten that sort of interest.

>>173856468
they need to focus on making wh2 gud, especially w/ the mega-campaign. Then once the game is released the new-content team gets to work on dlc for wh2

>>173856567
>Just hasn't gotten that sort of interest.
isn't total warhammer one of the most popular games of 2016?

>>173856378
Queen of Kislev.

>>173845858
This, i mean lords not heroes but fuck me, most of the assets are already there, just lemme play dress up and army painter, I just want an age of wonders 3 type deal! GIVEITTOME.

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>>173852305
Tomb Kings still not announced.

>>173856958
Not every game - even popular games - get fanart. It kind of depends on the genre. How much fanart can you find for AoE 2, even though it's pretty much accepted as a beloved game by most everyone and had a recent steam release?

>>173857896
off the top of my head
>wololo comics where a priest converts stuff from red to blue.

How do I von Carsteins?

>>173858025
Ya get yerr Isabella
Ya get yerr Vlad
Ya put em tagetha
Ya bully Mannlet

>>173840461
I read it somewhere that it is the dwarf or something resembling dwarf trying to pull the victims underground.

>>173858276

When should you get isabella (or conversely vlad)?

How the hell do you deal with the abysmal funding at the start of the campaign? When should you aim to bully mannlet and take his land.

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shitshitshitshitshit

Where the HECK is my old friend?

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>>173860578
>Greatswords taking steps back in the face of the enemy

>>173860725
Three months from now

>>173860578
You have floppy hats. They have foofy hornhats and baldness. No excuse.

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>>173812826

>>173856427
So close to White Dwork....

>>173861048
are you having a giggle?

>>173856925
You'd think they could do TWW2 while making TWW1 add ons.

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THE NATION CALLS

>>173861374
AAAAAYE AM READY

ARE YOU

>>173846431
Why not? They look rad.

>>173856112
so the world won't be enslaved by nagash

>>173861354
They never said when it would be released :^)

>>173856112

Because he was short and not as handsome as Vlad

What is the equivalent of
>Fast (For A Dwarf)
for the other races?

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Why is playing as a Celtic tribe always the most comfy /twg/?

>>173862032
Best location, best music, best women, best fashion

>>173861941
>for a dwarf is a meme
>even though most chaos units are slower than the slowest dwarf
chosen have 28 speed

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>>173834053
Yesterday the dev replied "a fistful of days more" so they can fix some issues
Aka never ever?

>>173862068
>best women

hairy goat-women fuck machines living in shitheaps is best women.

>>173862814
he meant beast-women, not best, its an honest mistake

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>Middenland starts with Underdog

>>173829421
Wait, is there actually going to be naval warfare in TWW2?

>>173863314
no its confirmed not happening

>>173863314
Autoresolve only, there may be some naval units added

>>173863314
In the same it was in Med2

>>173861105
Is this even accurate? Since when are Dwarf Rangers bad against Beastmen??
Also, newbie here, what's the poop thing mean?

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>>173861374
>when the nation finally calls and someone else is selected

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The Empire has won, glory to the Empire.

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>Belegar explores his vore fetish