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Queen Bee edition

Official Uprising website
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/events/uprising/

>New Comic:
http://www.madefire.com/motion-books/OVERWATCH-UPRISING/

>Event video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpGrY9i8TSA

>Story video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5wDV8x6w7s

>Developer update video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGpQtWoasMs

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753818008

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Tips/tricks/basics/etc.
http://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Previous thread was:>>173784887
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Nth for Zarya being the worst Omnic remover.
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>no skin

Maybe next time
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>people that pick Roadhog in PVE
He's fucking dogshit in this gamemode.
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Custom-design Nulltrooper Omnic with a deployable Slicer unit as a new character when, Blizzard?
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>>173810124
Delet this post now! Zarya is best Omnic crusher!
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Anyone know what the points do that you get after a match of the Uprising event?
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the true hero
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>>173810186
>1 person disconnects for whatever reason
>It's the healer

JUST
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What is a good situation to use Symmetras moving shield? As far as I have played with her it has been pretty useless desu.
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>>173810210
e-peen
that's it
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>>173810186

I keep pushing, hero who views the map and plays like an RTS game. With like 6 Slicers and maybe a couple of Null Troopers at their disposal, they spawn at the spawn in intervals.
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>>173810208
Omnics to intelligent too feed her charge.
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WINston for the best victory pose.
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>>173810125
>had a torb on nepal koth
>he wasnt useless
>he 2v4 clutches the second round
>always had tracer on a goose hunt so she couldn't focus our supports
>My genji game was on point that game too so I was shredding
>3-0

I dont know what he did but it fucking worked
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>>173810252

> Herding humans into an alley to murder
> Hero

FUCK OMNICS
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>playing all heroes uprising on legendary
are you a masochist? it doesn't even have an achievement
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Nth for
HOLY FUCKING SHIT REIN YOU HAVE A SHEILD, TRACER YOU CANT 1v1 THAT BASTION, AND TORB YOU CAN BODY BLOCK YOUR TURRET SO YOU CAN ACTUALLY FUCKING PLACE IT FOR ONCE
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>>173810186
I would be happy with summoner hero who uses those dudes as pets
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> Achievement for winning with each fo the 4 heroes
> Mercy is instalock by some scrub

Every time...
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>>173810304
push a point with your teammates behind you
cuck pharah out of her Ult
block snipers
block hallways while using alt fire
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>>173810030
>tfw 2-0 up and your team completely crumble
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>>173810687
>that feel when when
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Reminder that Blizzard released the spray fully aware that it works both ways.
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What are some good youtube channels to watch competitive overwatch matches?
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>>173810816
muh heart
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Combat Medic Ziegler likes little girls
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I came here for new Mercy images.
Post cute Battle Mercy images.
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>>173810856
It only works one way though
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Did they change anything else other than removing streak bonuses?

I just won fifth comp game in a row against an enemy team with 150 higher average SR, got 65 elims and 32k damage, quad gold, and I ONLY got 17 SR for it? What the fuck??? this was at 3980
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>>173810980
Both
Ways
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>>173810916
are mercyfags pedos?
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Why does everyone keep leaving when I pick Winston in the new event?
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>>173810856
>reddit is all happy to find out the spray is a reference to contra
>vg finds a way to make it gay

This is why i love 4chan.
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>>173810621

This shit is impossible because all of these heroes sans Torb require intelligence in this mode.

Mercys always end up too incompetent to keep everyone alive so I feel like I have to play Mercy.

But if I play Mercy then the Tracer is guaranteed retarded and will play her like they're in a normal 6v6 mode and try to start going ahead into the backline and get fucking mobbed.

And then your Reinhardt just wants to swing his hammer all day and never put up the shield.
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>>173810916
It's a bit of candy

because otherwise ziegler is a pedophile.
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>>173810856
Hows it looking the other way again?
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>>173810934
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>>173811067
They thought lolnodps or something.
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>>173810347

When?
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>>173811049

age gap yuri is the best tho
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>>173811170
The beginning.
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>>173810186
The Eradicator would be better, deploys Slicers and uses that triple-shot spread cannon as an M2 attack. Replace the barrier with an M1 attack like a rapid-fire pulse volley.
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>>173811170
IS GENJI BULLYING MY WAIFU?

I'LL SLICE THAT WEEB IN HALF AGAIN
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Torb loves his turrets more than his actual children
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>>173811049
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>>173811128
I'd love to post both versions in high quality but there are no high quality rips of the sprays anymore because Overwatch dataminer is ded.
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I'm starting this game and using Mercy sometimes. Something I'm noticing when playing in pubs with bad players is that I can't even utilize the ultimate properly because players don't stick together and end up dying one at a time. Even if the entire team is losing I don't want to waste the ultimate just to revive one person unless it's going to obviously end the game. Should I be using it anyway or keep saving it?
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>>173810125
elaborate
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>>173785585
>GO requiring any sort of skill aside from being able to download an aimbot without catching a virus.
even your pro scene is a bunch of cheaters who admitted to cheating or were caught doing it and Valve still lets them off the hook. you dont even need strategy to play GO, just get headshots to win by doing the sweeping motion with your mouse pretending you did a snapshot while letting the aimbot actually do the work at the end of the sweep. nice '''''strats'''' faam. Maybe I can go pro too if I use an aimbot and act cocky/talk trash and pretend the game takes skill. really makes you think.
>inb4 nice projecting
>inb4 you don't know what you're talking about
>inb4 valve is pure, pls no bully!
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I AINT SCARED IF I GET SHIT ON MY DICK
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>>173811359

> Implying anyone would fuck a dwarf.

No.
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>>173810610

>pet hero
>in an FPS

turrets are one thing but pet classes should stay in MMOs.
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>>173811406
save it until you can get more than 1 unless its an important fight for the game point
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>>173811096
>keep everyone alive
But isn't it better half the time to damage boost, die, and get revived?

>>173811170
This is not cute.
That Akira looking Nip is scaring my wife!
Back off, Jet Stream Sam!
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>>173811170
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>>173811072
>finds a way

Reddit is just very stupid. It's all over everywhere else.
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>>173810934
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>>173811572
No.
*dashes behind the enemy lines*
I need healing!
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>>173811406

Only if it's someone useful playing decently like Rein or Bastion.
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Is there a list of hidden abilities like Lucio reviving people faster on speed boost?
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>>173811518
not to mention pet classes in MMOs are usually passive, badly designed classes that only attract shitters
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>getting 2 duo queues in my team
>all dps

why is this a thing?
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>you can crit the inside of a detonator with literally anything
Friendly reminder that focusing one panel will pop it off and let you get to the chewy center.
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>>173810514
It's fun as fuck, anon. Also counts towards the Arcade box victories.
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>>173810347
If that hero was added to the game you'd simply have to stack your troops together and then swarm.
But I'd like to see Slicers with an AI of being able to temporarily disable payloads from being moved (not destroying them or attacking enemies) and contesting points, Nulltroopers are foot soldiers, they have a decent amount of health and can get Symmetra's shields and Torbjorns armor packs and can be healed, but can't contest or capture points.
Eradicators stay near points and are capable of contesting, They have a high amount of health, a shield with 1000 hitpoints, and have a specific AI set so they actually prioritize the healer, They can be healed but can't get armor or shields.
Destroyers are basically slower but more powerful D.va nukes, instead of 1000, its 2000 points of damage, It's also incapable of defending itself in any way besides simply blowing up.
I'm not including bastions or OR14s because they're already playable characters.
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>>173811518
Orisa should've been released with a tiny niglet in a leash that she can release to pin down enemies.
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>>173811049
...No.
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>>173811621
Anyone that isn't some massive tumblr faggot?
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>>173811712
You can also crit the core with attacks that normally cannot crit (since everything that hits it crits).
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>>173810780
You got got me
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>>173811406

here's a good mercy guide if you're interested.

Part 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03huZXJ3q8k

Part 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP8KdXlUqyM
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>>173811716

Nah, they would be weaker than the event version, weak enough that clusters would be wiped out by things like Winston's spray or even a Bastion firing in the area or a Solider grenade.
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>>173810621
Who cares when you can get that on Normal? Try expert for some rage

Also lads, somehow glitched the Slicer spray for delivering the payload with 90% health on hard. Reviewed the footage and it only had 85%
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>>173811917
Get get get get Got got got got
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>>173810687
>up 2-0
>someone randomly gets mad and starts to throw
>someone else leaves
>lose 3-2
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>>173811712
>shield bots have a Capcom weakspot on their back
>Tracer: TIME TO EMPTY MY MAG ONTO THE SHIELD
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>>173811645
Not that I'm aware of, everyone revives the same, except for Mercy who can instantly revive everyone.
I like that image.
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>>173811992
That's because the achi is 80%
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>>173811810
kimochii
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>>173811645
>playing Hard Mode
>Reinhardt is keeping his shield up against the Slicers so others can shoot them
>Torbjorn is AFK
>Tracer is 40 meters away shooting robots from behind
>Reinhardt is adamant about keeping his shield up

>>173811945
But all mercy has to do is hold m1 xD
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>>173811992
>mfw a Rein charge knocks a detonator straight to the payload
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>>173810181
Would you rather they pick genji?
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> Barely any unlocks, all of them are overpriced legendary skins
> Shitty impossible achievements
> Repetitive as shit game play scenario vs AI

Why is this event such shit?
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>>173811831
How about the nearly 3,000 retweets now?
Or the fact she isn't a massive tumblrite. That would be like saying Ronnie is a massive tumblrite because they are in the same video game webcomic coalition.
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>>173811508
>implying anyone would fuck a swede
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Did some faggot make some meta guide for the pve event? Motherfuckers are crying and demanding that the team be Mercy. Orisa, Rein, and Bastion. I can't stand this "meta you must have this exact team" bullshit.
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>>173812148
It's the best event so far faggot, what is wrong with you?
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>>173812148
The PvE stuff is an easy way to level up at least
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>>173812148
The play with 4 characters or 8 in all heroes can be done on normal.
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>>173811948
Well, yeah, Having them be the normal mode is a challenging event.
Plus you have to worry about another 5 fucks who may or may not be doing the same thing.
So having them be weaker either in health or damage is almost a must.
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>>173811508
Read the comics.

Torb has like six kids.
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>>173811170
Is this the part where she finds out he's just an angry softy politely asking for healing but is surrounded by edgelords so she gets Overwatch to change his look?
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>>173812148
>less skins than any other event
>double the voice lines

Running out of steam already I guess, but at least they can advertise they have 100+ items.
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Post a song for your current most played hero/main. Put in spoilers who it is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzRpFXgL008

D.va
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>>173812218
Mercy is for dumbasses who need a safety net on top of their double barriers and retard strength damage. The real meta is Rein, Bastion, Zen, Orisa/Torb.
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>>173811170
>manlet nip taller than cute european doctor
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>>173811714
>counts towards the Arcade box victories
>putting myself through that rape gauntlet for 1/3 loot progress IF I win
I don't know, man
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>>173812363
No thanks, I'm not 13 years old.
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>>173812308
>implying they weren't all adopted
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>>173812218
This is why you play the non free hero mode.
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>>173810165
* crosses fingers *
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>>173812331

Isn't there only one highlight reel? And maybe 3 Emotes.

It's lame.

Meanwhile 20, 3000 gold skins, which is a fucking crime. You can't even just buy gold to buy the skins you have to buy stupid random boxes.
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>>173812421
he's standing on a mikan box
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>>173812218
>when you get hanzo, widow and genji instalocks for the pve event on legendary
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>join two games of the PvE mode
>kicked for inactivity within minutes from both

w-what am I doing wrong? I'm was playing but I still got kicked for inactivity from both of them in a row
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>>173812363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Yd5uPWpcNc

take a guess
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>>173812363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfjTZLxekig

Junkrat
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>>173812148
Will this even be in the event rotation? If so aren't the skins one-time limited?
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>>173810186
realistically it would be a weaker hero than symmetra for balance purpouses
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>>173811621
>tumblr is "everywhere else"
fucking lmao
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>>173811372
Because we didn't know how old she was when she was a pilot. Retroactively, Slipstream Tracer must be even worse.
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>>173812458

> If I win

Is it even possible to lose? Hell I did a group on All Heroes without even having any healers.
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>>173812501
There are three highlight intros: D.va, Torbjörn, and Zenyatta
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>>173812363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDk1dvlXNn8
Junkrat
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>>173812609
I accidentally hovered over the spoiler before embedding and I expected TNT by ACDC like everyone else does for Trashrat. Pleasantly surprised.
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>>173812584
Imagine being this guy neighbor and hear him sing that.
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>>173812218
it's the meta guide if you want to win legendary
any other difficulty you can tell your team to fuck a duck
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>>173812617
Why wouldn't it be? The Summer Games will be annual despite the Olympics not being annual, they said that last year.
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> Sexy Widow Skin

> After they removed that one Tracer victory pose for being too sexy

Why is Blizzard full of shitlord hypocrites?
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>>173812640
Nearly
3,000
Retweets

https://mobile.twitter.com/Coelasquid/status/851899671177904128
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>>173811372
>>173812646
>equivalent of spongebob
wat
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>>173812167
>n-not tumblr...
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>>173812640
>fucking lmao

my point exactly
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>>173812063
Oh yeah, I forgot Sombra's EMP will instakill detonators if she uses it while touching the thing.
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>>173812781
>After they removed that one Tracer victory pose for being too sexy
You mean after they replaced it with a pinup pose?
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>>173812721
TNT for Junkrat is on the same level as Mr. Roboto for Bastion, absolutely no effort
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>>173812363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf26gphwadk

Reaper
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>>173812218
I beat it on legendary with Mercy, Bastion, Orisa, and... Zenyatta. It actually worked really well. I had harmony orb on our Bastion at all times, and with discord we could nuke down enemy Bastions really quickly. Plus transcendence + revive made it really hard for us to actually wipe.
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>>173812648
I'm only talking about legendary
legendary all heroes just seems like throwing yourself at a wall for fun
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>>173812821
Not tumblr fucboi
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>>173812791
I laughed
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>>173810252
I actually want to eat out that robotic butt.

Not even kidding. That lithe body in those casual clothes makes me rock fuckin hard. Maybe they have a rubber or silicone ring around the anus for eating pleasure
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>tfw got Young Smug and Raiden Genji skin
Now it's time to Elo terrorize games. If I could only get their player icons.
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>Believes all omnics are killing machines and don't deserve rights
>Humanizes a literal inanimate object

rly mks u thnk
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>>173812879
no, the Junkrat TNT of Bastion is putting a song like Derezzed by Daft Punk

like if you're gonna choose DP at least choose something else
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>>173812721
How about this
>>173812674

I think it fits the best.
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>>173812363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG7oS8L6aY4

Zen
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>>173812984
That's what rein gets for cunt punching mei.
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>>173812584
Hm, must be tracer because you sure are a faggot
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>>173812363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isxvXITTLLY
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>>173812875
>Blizzard: "Geeeeet stuffed!" <3
It's clear that the devs have superior taste.
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>>173812984
at first I thought the laugh factor was solely the fact rein is fisting her pussy then i realized it's probably that mei is hitting rein's head.

why must my brain be like this?
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>>173812751
Because that's a seasonal event not a lore event. Unless every lore event will have ALL the lore skins or something like that.

I mean it's fucking Blizzard do you expect them to follow the rules all the time? Look at that shit they pulled with the "Legendary" Mei skin.
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>>173813121
You got a perverted brain man.
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>>173812363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keXfiffBzFw
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>>173810186
Having a character that could split in two/work cooperatively would be dope as fuck, not to mention the most original thing I've had seen in an fps.

That being said, I'm not sure how exactly it would be done.
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>>173812996
turrets are not omnics
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>>173812781
They kept the ass pose, they just reworked it to make it a pin-up. The original complaint was that it didn't fit the character.

SJWs jumped on it that it was too sexy and some shit about her not showing her ass. Blizzard did the correct choice: say fuck you and make another ass pose.
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can someone post that "mei is CUTE" pic
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>>173812821
>that thing is behind the god awful comic that gets posted here

Makes perfect sense
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>>173813157
They'll just have Uprising skins to go with the Uprising event, ones from that time period. If they do another lore event it'll likely be at a different time period and the skins will have a different theme again.

I don't see how this is hard to grasp.
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>>173810289
More like:
>1 person disconnects for whatever reason
>It's anyone

Blizz was right on this one, teams of 4 really have no room for error.
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>>173812996
>friends favorite char is torb
>his dad died before he got to graduation
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>>173812806
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>>173813305
There is this comic too. The one she actually makes money from:

http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/
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>>173812363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1GtMiKXE_E

Mercy
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>>173812363
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KYVEbHCT7VQ

Widow
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POST MEMES
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>>173812791
there is probably some doctor who x buggs bunny porn pic with more retweets than that
doesn't mean all people everywhere care about doctor who pegging looney tunes
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TEAMMATE DOWN
BEEP BEEP BEEP BOOP
TEAMMATE DOWN
TEAMMATE DOWN
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>>173813323
The fuck are you on about. I talking about the availability of the Uprising skins after the event is over.
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>>173810347
Oh shit, that would be even cooler. I really hope blizz considers stuff like this in the future, they've been pushing the limits of a multiplayer-fps so far.
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>>173812363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDK9QqIzhwk

Mercy
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All of your song - hero links are shitty and unfunny.
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>>173812331
Summer Games: Six legendary skins(3 unique), 6 rare skins
Halloween Terror: Four legendary skins(all unique), 8 rare
Winter Wonderland: Five legendary(4 unique)skins, 7rare
Year of the Rooster: Seven legendary skins(6 unique), 6 rare
Uprising: Eight legendary skins(all unique)2 rare(and everyone gets 2 voice lines this time)
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>>173813515
>It's a team forgets about the Bastion that creeps up from behind when fighting the last to Orisa units episode
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>>173813457
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>>173813383
Still not
really seeing it
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>>173813506
>doesn't mean all people everywhere care
The fact you even thought I implied that means you're getting way to overly defensive about all this m8
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>>173813618
It's like the kind of people that force their music down the throats of others are faggots.
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>>173812363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTN6cGmH2yM
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXIDtf1wP0g

sombra
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Does the event offer the same amount of XP on higher difficulties?
If not why play them for All Heroes?
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>>173812363 #
https://youtu.be/7oJJibtSIHQ [Open]

I was half way through making a compilation video for this but got kinda lazy and figured no one would see it anyways
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>>173813629
>12 skin
>12 skins
>13 skins
>10 skins

Okay? I said it has less skins than any previous events and it does.
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>>173813629
blue is "rare"
purple is "epic"
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>>173813690
Well this >>173812674 was kinda funny but the rest is more like tryhard to shill that they are listening right now.
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>>173813291

nvm i found it thanks guys
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My luck's been pretty good so far. Ended up getting two Tracer skins. crossing my fingers fro the rest before I have to use my coins.
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>>173813457
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>all these kids in competitive thinking they can play genji because of his new grimdark skin

Free win if on the other team
Free loss if on yours
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>>173813517
Yes, and I asked why wouldn't they be available, and the answer was because it's not a seasonal event. Why does that matter in any way? Uprising is just a theme because people asked for lore/non-seasonal themed events.
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>>173813457
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>>173813457
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>>173813157

Since it's lore, they should have just made the new things permanent as part of the base set. People have got to be saturated on the base line up by now.
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when can I buy a qt Japanese omnic gf
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>>173813826
so business as usual then
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>>173813801
Nice! Got Mercy on second box. Are droprates for skins higher than usual?
Still need that Widow skin.
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Need an Israeli Hero
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>>173812806
>not knowing the truth
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>>173813457
One of the earliest ones
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>>173813457
Only Jack and Gabe memes? My folder is lacking the """potential""" gays and I need to prepare for the apocalypse.
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>>173813815
I really want this to be a victory pose

So me and my buddies can all use the Blackwatch Reyes skin and use this pose.

Someone photoshop that at an end screen
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So there's literally no point playing any hero event right. Everyone just picks retarded ass choices and you lose early
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>>173813863
>TUMBLR THINK THEY SLICK

HE DABBIN!
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>>173813305

Who the fuck is this and why does her Twitters keep coming to my 4chans?
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>>173814007
So many people getting her in their second box. I then proceeded to get 3 more of her over 15 boxes before I got something new.
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>>173814076
first pick bastion and carry
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>>173814089
Insane reaper/76 shipper keeps posting them
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>>173813843
>implying Blizzard isn't a bunch of greedy fucking idiots

>>173813952
This, last new non-event skins we got were fucking Balderich and Greifhardt.
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what if Fan the Hammer auto-aimed at the closest target within the reticule while firing, but its damage was greatly decreased (120 damage with all six shots)

now it's still fucking garbage if you can aim, but at least there'd be a Pharah counter for gold players
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>>173814076
>everyone just picks retarded ass choices and you lose early
Strange, my 1 death and 170 kills as Reaper say otherwise.
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>>173810347
>>173813527

Part of the pitch is that they also have fog of war, so they can't just see everything, just enemies in the FOV of their little drones.
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>>173814013
R - Chemical attack
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>>173813742
just wanted to put things in perspective
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>>173813457
>>173814034
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>>173814198
Those guys are shitposting on cooldown
When neuronetworks get developed enough to automatically filter them?
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>>173814216
have you played the Infinite Ammo Mcree in custom games?
Do you realize how broken that would be?

'Infinite Ammo (except for mcree)'
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>>173814216
Hey.

Psst.

I have a better idea.

Learn to play.
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>R-Reinhardt why are you sniffing my panties?!

This happened when she was 8. Mercy unlocked Fareehas door.
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>>173813996
>genji is writing with left hand
>he holds his ult sword with his right
>throws shurikens with his right

Why are the comic artists so fucking shit?
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>>173814007
>>173814137
Man fuck you guys only Legendary I've pulled is fucking Blackhardt and I've opened around 6-7 boxes.
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>>173814376

What is ambidextrous
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>>173814240
Israeli and Nazi are two different things anon
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>>173813457
D.va went such a long way
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>>173813994
Idk but post more naughty Magnemite :3
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>>173814376
Why do you think his drawing was such shit? Maybe Zenyatta was making him learn to use his left hand.
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>>173814364
What does Mercy have to do with anything here?
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>>173814461
>Ghost Rider is /mu/
>MvC is /mu/

Okay.
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What a time to be a Zen main
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>>173810181
>>people that pick Roadhog in PVE

most shitters lack a pool greater than a handful of heroes yet they need to come up with 8 to get that achievement. So they try roadhog
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>>173810030
> When that one guy just HAS to watch the entire cutscene
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>>173814461
>>173814579
>vocaloid animu ching chong
>is /mu/

Okay
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>in game right now
>no one is a healer
we're fucked
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>>173814364
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>>173814686
I haven't gotten this problem yet
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>>173814635

Filthy Omnic.

Next patch I hope you are removed with your robot friends.
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>>173810181
Did he hooked the bomb straight to the payload?
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>>173814382
Drop rates are high, you just got gimped.
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>>173814723
Had a Soldier heal us on Normal earlier.

I kinda wish there was health kits around on the any hero mode so there were more options for the higher difficulties.
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>>173814686
TWENTY YEARS
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How the fuck are they so bad at making patches?
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Is there video of anyone beating insurrection in legendary, yet? Not that 'pick any hero' version bullshit, either.
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Every game people are going on about matchmaking being messed up. I read the patch notes but it didn't even say anything about this. Has anything even happened? Is it good or bad?
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>>173812363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPm7oCnpld8
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>>173812218
>play all heroes version
>WE NEED MERCY AND REIIN
>pick symmetra
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>>173814013
Need an ISIS hero. Oh wait, there's already Ana and Pharah.
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>>173814791
[screeches in swedish]
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>>173814885
>>173814902
This mei hivemind
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>Someone tells me to switch
>turn off voice and chat

Don't need that negativity in my life
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How many times?
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>>173814364
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Controversial Hero ideas

>The Miss Carrier
>Female Omnic that drops deformed tiny omnics from her vagina
>Most of her dialogue is her crying all the time
>"Little Debbie is with the angels tonight"
>She throws the tiny dead Omnics at other enemy players
>Her ultimate is her bunching a hole inside another female character and throwing a turbo miscarriage at the enemy team. It explodes and it has a slowing effect
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>>173814841
Never said they weren't, I said fuck you guys.
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>>173814871
Patches aren't linear, neither is software.
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>>173814240
Israel has never commited a war crime
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>>173814686
>> When that one guy just HAS to watch the entire cutscene

>bitching at your stack to skip
>one person will not do it
>everyone thinks everyone else is trolling
>you're the one trolling
>>
WHY THE FUCK DONT PEOPLE MOVE INTO THE CHURCH
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>>173814686
I use the cutscene time to go get a drink.
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>>173815076
How old are you?
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>>173814791
Everyone begins with ignorance.
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>>173815082
I LOVE YOU D.VA
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>>173814364
>implying it wasn't Ana that unlocked it
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>>173810304
lob it into choke points every cool down to get as much damage blocked as possible . who cares if its ever used like it should be
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>>173815136

Clearing the area.

Also I'm not accepting Blizzard's clear Christian propaganda motives.
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>>173815136
I don't think most people realise someone needs to stand on the point for it to actually count up. So just step off the point (I'm assuming you're on it solo) and see how long it takes for them to run back.
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>Blizzard baits me back in with another update

I fucking hate this company why is my will so weak REEE
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>>173815151
You know you could just do that before you go into queue, right?
>>
>that new Gengu skin
MEMORIES BROKEN
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>>173810610
a summoner would be really, really hard to balance and would most likely turn out like old Torb: too strong in pubs, really meh vs coordination.
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>>173815076
Sounds like a rejected concept for a BB Corps agent
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>>173810983

Update on this, won seven games in a row. On the seventh game, it gave me 56 SR. But all before that was only 20~ SR. This was 3900 to 4050
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>>173815175

YOUR KIND KILLED MY FAMILY.
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>>173815289
He barely had any cyborg enhancements.

;_;
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>>173815274
I could.
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>>173815361
You left them to die.
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>>173815136
it's not sunday
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>>173815183
Sorry only Mei here.
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>>173815076
what the fuck is wrong with /owg/ tonight
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>>173815375
Looks to me like he's only got his top half, and even then he's missing an arm.
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>>173815247
It's always point 1 and 3. People just go Omnic hunting and ignore the point.
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>>173815331
>the cutscene after the octopus fight
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>>173814076
>someone picks dumbass hero choice in Uprising(All heroes)
>they leave
>normal Uprising they leave if something goes wrong once
Why are there are so many fucking leavers?
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>>173815331
I want the Octopus and the Wolf added to Overwatch
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>>173815484
At least there is no Mimi posting or proposing buffs to Roadhog
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>>173815453
>>173814902
>>173814885
My niggas
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>>173815538
>point 1
>people run off the point leaving you in there solo
>bots spawn right there on top of it
>any higher difficulty and you are likely to get buttfucked by them
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Is Mei fit or fat?
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>it's a Tracer fucks off on her own into the enemy horde and gets herself killed in an unreachable spot episode
>>
Which hero is easiest to learn for a new player who doesn't play FPS games at all?
>>
not a frequenter to /owg/ but what the hell does a reinhardt main have to do to climb solo queue? I hate this fucking game right now
>5 game losing streak
>quad golds every game
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>>173815072
>>173815484
How did Rein lose his eye

Was it from his rival

Reinhardt rival when

>Rein couldn't save rival-kun from the darkside
>Rein gets killed (retired) and rival-kun will replace him seeking revenge
>>
Usually I avoid generals because they're cancerous, but how's this one? Started playing this month and it's boring playing alone.
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>>173815674

DVA, Bastion
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>>173815076
Too sober for this shit.
>>
tfw dc'd 6 times in a row
t-thanks blizzard
>>
>>173815662
Get that shit out of my /owg/
>>
>>173815674
Go into the practice range and find the heroes with auto aim skills.
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>>173812363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbk92npiF9s

phara
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>>173813638
>4 out of the 6 Bastions in the games were too preoccupied shooting the mostly worthless little bots when there's an enemy Bastion wrecking our shields and handicapping us
>they keep blaming the tank for not being their shield
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>>173811645
>You have a gun.
>Mercy.

This. Her pistol is actually stronger than I thought it would be. Use it on the fodder if you're not busy healing guys.
>>
Add to next OP
https://js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/UPRISING_2017
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>>173815662
Just the right size
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>>173815076
a builder hero who builds AI controlled omnics

this hero would be annoying at lower levels, but useless at high levels, like all defense heroes
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>>173815693
Pretty awful my man
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>>173815745
It's anonymous tumblr. Nobody discusses the game here, we only discuss tumblr fantasy created bullshit based on extremely vague and not serious lore
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr1_lP7EFM0

When Reaper twerked, I really started questioning existence.
>>
Stretchy ice crystals
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>>173815693
i know this is bait but i just want to post the continuation of the reaction images
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>>173812331
We already knew they were out of steam creatively after Orisa.
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>>173815662
BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP
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>>173815671
>All Heroes
>Widowmaker gets killed in a sniper spot.
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>>173815836
>mercies that just damage boost when their pistol does more damage than the boosted damage

It's sad really.
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>>173815836
>Her pistol is actually stronger than I thought it would be
>>
>>173815690

Hope you have a team that plays behind you
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>>173815886
Sounds about right for a general.
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>>173815774
Why?

>>173815847
ikr
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>>173815906

desu that whole animation is janky
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>>173815847
DELETE THIS
MORRISON IS NOT A WHORE

REEEE
>>
>>173815962

This happened in one game, I think it teleports her lower after a bit because she was up high on the church then suddenly down low in the church.
>>
So, are the enemy Omnics regular Omnics that had a virus control their mind? Or are there just bad Omnics that didn't like humans and created their own army to kill them? Cause if it's the former, then it's no wonder people think all Omnics are bad.
Excluding Bastion of course, because something is just wrong with his programming according to Torb.
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>>173815674
Mercy
Symmetra
Winston

Enjoy lmb to win
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>>173815920
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>>173816024
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>>173816103
\
They are Omnics, programmed to be evil (like all Omnics)
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>>173816103
I'm thinking the latter who are all "GAS THE HUMANS RACE WAR NOW".
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>>173812781
Widowmaker is the designated 'sexy' character [despite being one of the worst looking ones] Tracer to them is off limits. You're only allowed to like characters in a time and manner Blizzard will decide for you.
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>>173816049
>morrison is not a whore
Sure.

on that note wtf is that crevice in my pic related, does he have a pussy?
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>>173815674
Winston

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdcDjdr1MNI
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>>173814723
Update
We just fucking killed everything
Granted, everyone but our bastion and d.va died once.
our team comp was
Orisa (me)
Pharah
Bastion
D.va
unsurprisingly, Bastion got potg
but i got offensive assists and boosted 2000+ damage
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Does all heroes PVE give achievements?
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>>173815690
Communicate and play smart is about the best advice I can give after going from 2900 to 3470 playing mostly Rein last season. If you can tell early on that your team isn't going to use your shield then look to switch to someone else that can have much more of an impact.
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>>173812458
play normal even retards in bronze get through it
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>>173816108
and that's that
thanks for feeding this autist your attention :^)
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>>173816049
Every single female (and Winston) in Overwatch got Morrisoned
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>>173812363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83486UyyB04
Lucio
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>>173816024
I really wish when girls would do cosplay like this, they'd wear makeup over their tats so they're more in character. Or at least Photoshop them out.
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>>173816241
It gives the one that is intended for it, but not the others.
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>>173816241
Only the 8 different heroes one I think
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>>173816235
*at least once
Pharah died several times, being the squishiest out of all of us.
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>>173816103
The units fought in Uprising likely don't have any agency, but Null Sector are an anti-human terrorist group so it's likely they are run by Zenyatta-like Omnics who do have agency and just hate humans.

It's shown that not all Omnics were with Null Sector during the uprising, in the intro there's the one civilian Omnic hiding with humans, so that's why I don't think it's a virus.
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>>173812363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl9FQIT-6iY
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>>173816285
Mei cosplayers are the worst ones
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>>173816285
>not liking milkbags that will feed you all day long

What kind of faggot are you
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>>173816220
>>173816270

He's a good boy who was faithful to his fellow commander until the very end.
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>>173816416
Good thing there is no flying Hanzo bot like that in the PvE
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>>173816440
Tats, as in tatoos my friend. Mei doesn't have any tatoos.
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Dab emotes when?
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>>173816527
none that we know of ;^)
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>>173816553
normie reeeeee
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>>173816383
Yeah all the Null Sector Omnics are militaristic types. You don't even see civilian models other than the one in the opening.
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>when will senpai retire with me
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>>173816553
Once the HotS takes over
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>>173816638
>retire with you

You mean when can Ana fuck off back to her family and not babysit the war crazed old man in the middle of a bad divorce.
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>>173816527
mei wouldn't have tattoos because she's not a degenerate or trash unlike widow
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Do higher difficulties Give more xp
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>>173816260
read the context you butt, I'm talking about legendary
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>>173816426
Look at those pigs I mean women.
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>>173816758
People are going to say yes because they see more exp per game without factoring in that those games take longer and exp is time based.
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>>173816270
>every single female

You kidding m8, every single person in Overwatch. Morrison is that much of a fucking slut. That's why Overwatch got bombed. The day the sex tape of Morrison getting 7 dicks on and in him was leaked to the public (by Reyes), all hell broke loose.
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>>173816270
Not Morrisoned enough if the doctor went with Jetstream Sam, spoiler___ decided to go machine, and the cadet started munching carpets.
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>>173812331
>Talon Widow
>Blackwatch Genji
>Combat Medic Zeigler
>objectively the best skins added so far
>they're running out of steam
You must be retarded
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>>173816285
Or better yet, skip the tattoos altogether!

But I guess her previous plan was "lol I'm so quirky, I got tattoos!", but now she's fishing attention from the cosplay crowd, which is even easier.
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> the autistic achievement whore trying to solo Q these seasonal achievements.

Any tips for legendary? I've learned that those shield bots one shot tracer
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>>173816753
If they were a thing, wouldn't they had a divorce after Jack got the promotion?
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>>173816889
JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
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151 SR Gained in 6 games played and won in a row, starting at 3900. What do you guys think? Streaks fixed or not?
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>when that icicle headshot lands on the enemy flying pharah
>when that enemy pharah gets triggered so much that chases you to solo ult you
>when you icewall her ult on her face
>when she ragequits
>when you hit that icicle headshot on the enemy tracer right after she blinks
>slowly freezing supports behind enemy lines without anyone noticing
>freezelocking roadhog and d.va the whole game
>"i've got you in my sights" as they get frozen and all they see in their sights is a icicle
>using icewalls to reach spots nobody expect a mei to freeze widows

Why is mei so bae?
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>>173816916
what do you even earn for completing the higher difficulties
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>>173816889
Why is a hippopotamus dressed as Mei?
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>>173816916
>any tips
Yes, be part of a 4 stack of Grand Masters
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You can actually play with random bronze and silver players in custom games.

They just create games with no changes whatsoever and just play.

You should check this out. These people are so cute.
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>>173817070
Sprays of chibi null sector bots.
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New Torb and Bastion adventures when?
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TWENTY YEARS AFTER WE WON THE WAR AGAINST THE OMNICS
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When is Reaper getting buffs? he's flat out F tier since everyone else does his job better than he does.
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>win for 10 matches absolutely destroy the other team with winston because they all try to hold the choke point
>now travelling to hanamura
>lose

What did Blizzard meant by this?
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>pick Orisa
>after a minute or so the enemy team suddenly as Tracer, Genji, Reaper, and Pharah and all of them are gunning solely for my horse ass

Jesus, does Orisa really make people that angry or something? I've had games where the enemy Tracer literally spends every single second going only after me and trying to stick her bomb on my ass.
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>>173817220
i'd give him MY buff

*unbuckles belt*
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>>173817013
Might be? If you've played a decent amount of games so far this season you've probably also gone through the post-placement boost they give you so your gains won't be as large.
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>>173817186
i don't think i even have spraying binded in my controls
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Lucio main here, if you think that his changes are bad then you played Lucio wrong. He wasn't meant to be just a heal/speedbot, now he can chase stragglers at the speed of sound, he can actually heal and is nigh unkillable if you don't have a perfect aim hitscan.

He can also charge his ult fast as fuck now, since his damage and healing are considerable.

Blizz could up his aura to 15m or something, since 10m is kind of inconvenient to keep up with, since your teammates will leave it easily during a team fight, but since he can get to his teammates faster, it doesn't matter.
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>>173816383

I was really hoping Uprising would have a boss of some type in the end, and not just 4 Orisas and a few bastions.

Now obviously, not sense making a brand new character for the event only, especially if it's popular, but couldn't they have had something in the vein of like Shodan, Glados, the Icon of Sin, boss fights.
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>>173817070
Achievements....

I'm trying to 100% OW achievements so I need to make sure I stay on top of all the seasonal ones
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>>173816426
>spend all day on your blue makeup, wearing nonmedical contacts can bother some people
>your friend just throws on a jumpsuit and does a normal amount of makeup
I like the widow cosplayer on effort alone.
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Is there complete list of hero interactions during the event?
I like one where Torb bullies tracer
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>>173817220
The only things Blizzard might have planned are small QoL things for Reaper that Kaplan said might never see the light of day. His viability ebbs and flows with shifts in the meta and Kaplan seems 100% okay with that.
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Does speed boost effect keep going on for 3 seconds affect leaving the area?
If it does, it is beyond any doubt that this redesign is also a straight buff
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>>173817408
They could've made one big Orisa with different skills in the final room rather than 4 normal Orisas.
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>>173817028
She doesn't even slow enemies with her left click and blizzard, shes glitched right now anon
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>>173815136
first time I ran into that was today . I was wtf are these people doing . So I let 2 of them die and revived them after we locked it down
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>>173814838
No he got fucked in the ass by Orisa at the last part
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>>173817028
>headshotting an airborne Pharah with icicle
Is there a better feeling?
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>>173817263
Orisa's an easy ult generator like Roadhog.
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Extreme is to HAAAAAAAAAARD.
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>>173817592
I know. Geoff already said that's gonna be fixed so it's all good.
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>>173812363

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sua6c7DI87o
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>>173817592
fix pls blizz
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>>173817383
Pretty much this. Although I feel like it could use a few tweaks.

1. His range feels just slightly too small (it can barely cover the point if you are standing in the middle. 15 meters seems like a fair upgrade

2. While the green range indicator is great, it doesn't track verticality. When I'm pillar jumping it's pretty hard to tell if I'm too high in the air to be reaching my teammates.

3. His sound barrier should have its range atleast increased to 20m. 10 seems far too small
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>>173816940
The divorce thing was a joke anon.
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>>173817702
>an easy ult generator like Roadhog.
She has less health, no self-healing, and a barrier. What are you talking about?
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Doing the event in Normal, or whatever the easiest option is, is a great way to farm XP and arcade boxes.

Also, if you complete the 4 hero version of the brawl with all 4 heroes will get you the best spray.
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>>173817359
>>173817359
Then you aren't BMing properly
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>Blink confuses and stuns bots
cute
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>>173817462
nigger, that widow is 100% photoshop.

If it was bodypaint you'd see her skincolour seeping through her hairline and smudging here and there.
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>tfw you throw your bomb and fuck off before it explodes like a proper tracer and then the rein pushes it back into you
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>>173816472
They tried to kill each other.
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>>173812473
live a little
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>1 person gets downed
>entire team one by one tries to revive the person while 10 bots shoot them
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>>173817814
Sound barrier radius is already 20m, down from 30.
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>literally pocketing Rein telling him to pick up Tracer
>torb is sitting there molten cored
>they both just fucking leave her there
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I'm going to come out and say that Uprising implied Reyes is somehow younger than Morrison but that's just me.
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>>173817970
Tracer is CUTE this event!
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>>173818037
Ahh ok thanks for that. That's pretty reasonable I'd say.
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>>173818008
>Reaper still has fall off damage at that distance
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>>173814871
Still nowhere near as bad as Planetside where every patch had unintended side effects on stuff that wasn't touched at all.

There was a saying "never play on the patch day"
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>>173818008
What part of "until the end" doesn't imply the Swiss incident my man?
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>>173817946
i BM by throwing games i think that's much more effective at making people mad than some silly sprays
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>>173817868
She's too big for her own good.

Personally, I think it's because she can fuck up everyone but Genji with the mini graviton/shoot at a distance combo.
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>>173818054
> implying he wasn't shielding you so you could pick her up
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>>173818105
Speaking of Tracer, did they change her VA?
She sounds different in the event
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>>173817975
hilarious, I thought to myself "wow I don't see the usual makeup signs" so that makes sense

she's hot either way
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The next PvE event will be a Talon mission with Doomfist (revealed at Blizzcon). There will be a another new hero in Summer including a new Map. Thats all I can say.
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>get Mercy's new skin so I play her in 3v3
>third person left right before victory screen
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>>173817970
I feel like they have the same reaction when you use a melee attack on them, they always seem to stop shooting.
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>>173810252
>Callahan herds a family of bloodbags into an alley to have them killed, donning his hat so the null troopers know not to kill him too
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>>173818220
I'd prefer to win while I BM
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>mei is CUTE!
>mei isn't viable in the current meta so i can't main her

should i just tie the noose my dudes
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>>173810304
extend the health of your rein shield, block hooks, and just generally use it to win more 1v1s
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>>173818290
No, I think her VA was just trying to make her sound younger.
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Why is there so much Widowmaker futa porn?
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>>173818402
i'm not turbonerd enough to maintain top500 by the end of the season and i have already hit GM this season so i feel no strong desire to win

people are so often insufferable in this game that it's more enjoyable to make them lose than to win
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>>173816889
>>173816024
>>173815662
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>>173818356
I like ana76 but mercy76 is equally cute too. Genji should be competing with Jack
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>>173818290
No, but she's pretty inconsistent. Of course as far as accents go she's doing the complete opposite of her natural one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EnWG8PpHco
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>>173813826

>mfw they run in to my tesla cannon with reflect on
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>>173816889
i can imagine that corsets pain
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>>173818356
Imagine the child they could have made if she fucked Morrison in his prime.
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>>173818356
crop your shit anon
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>>173818451
Cause she is French.
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>>173816889
Does she have a hunchback?
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>>173818720
Super smart and super intelligent. I wish Ziegler was out finding Jack. Problem is Jack was out finding Ana.
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>>173812498
I want to fuck Pharah so much.
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>>173818351
greek guy?
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>>173816889
>harley cosplayer surrounder by landwhales

Such a shame.
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>>173818658
>likes two dead ships
>likes thinking they should be canon unironically
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>>173818817
*Super strong and super intelligent
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>>173818720
Morrison is probably sterile from all those drugs they pumped into him
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HOW DO I FIND A CUTE FRENCH CATHOLIC GF?!
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>>173817687
Just wish i could hit them more consistently.

>>173818686
>they also turn reflect on against mei m1
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>>173818832
Step back bub
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>>173817687
Getting people so set on killing you make them follow you off the point as tracer because you're an annoying little cunt and they forget to stay on the payload while a buddy just walks it into the endzone.
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>>173818945
Chu said Ana uses her surname so she is unmarried. Also why can't you leave people alone?
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This is Angela. She is a combat medic for Overwatch with the callsign "Mercy." She worked very hard to get that position, say something nice about her!
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>>173818658
>if you put them close it almost looks like they make a heart.

deepest lore.
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>>173818980
Become a slick french catholic man
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It's only my 5th Uprising Loot Box, and already getting duplicates. I'm never gonna get all those sweet skins.
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>>173818720
Literally the perfect human being.
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>>173819102
Goodness, that's a very cute Mercy.
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>>173819102
You're not old looking.
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>>173819102
I'd hurt myself to be near you!
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>>173819109
They are supposed to fist bump or something? Also aren't the Reyes and Jack ones supposed to go back to back?
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>>173819095
>leave me alone
>discusses already debunked couples in an open forum
>don't remind me I'm delusional
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>>173819102
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>>173811508
Torb is a fucking pussy slayer
He has like seven kids
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>>173819102
>be an artist on pixiv
>cover your decent art in watermarks promoting your shit website

Fuck offffffffffff
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>>173816889
i know her tits are fake but i wanna fuck them in that costume
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>>173819102
I need healing.
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>>173819319
I know Genji Mercy is kind of a thing but how is Ana76 debunked?
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>no human hating playable omnic anywhere in sight
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>>173819432
Watermarks are so other people don't try to claim it as their own, as well as built-in advertising for commissions.
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>>173819102
Cuuuuuute!
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>>173819109
There is someone who UNIRONICALLY thinks this?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>173819484
someone post the guy who ms painted a goatee and beanie on that picture in the christmas comic
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>>173819102
>>173819432
What a cunt
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>>173819432

i dont see why they bother since pixiv owns every bit of art posted on there.
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>have gone through at least 10 loot boxes so far
>nothing but fucking player icons, sprays and voice lines
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>>173819605
>that tummy

Good skin
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>>173819597
I'm not posting your picture loser.
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>having a great win streak
>now travelling to hanamura
>lose

Every fucking time.
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>>173819597
Even if that was Reyes that doesn't make them lovers. They were brothers in arms. Reyes was the only family he had at one time and he was like his brother.
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>try quick play for once
>3 snipers and a mccree
>enemy team are playing to win with a winston nobody can handle

And there are people who play nothing but this mode?
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>>173814635
Why no Iris leader skin though
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tfw no Fareeha to get molested by
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>>173819605
So what is natural color of her eyes? Brown?
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God damn it Blizz, how did you overlook this?
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>>173819102
If the planet was exploding, and there was only one seat left on the shuttle to mars, I would give up my seat for her.

If we both contracted the Umbrella virus, and there was only one antidote vial left, I would give it to her.

If she was giving a speech about medical research, and I saw a shooter, I would jump in front of the bullet for her.

I would do these things because I recognize she is an ideal that humanity should strive for.
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>>173819764
enjoy your three-day vacation anon
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>>173819109
Either way they are supposed to go I think it's cute. Jack needs somebody. Not mexican lolis.
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>>173819484
Because after all this time there is not one piece of actual evidence supporting it.
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>>173819826
That picture is shit and a crime to Mercy
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>>173819809
Please make a thread about this on the forums. I want it fixed too.
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>>173818421
>mei is your main

that noose should've been tied a long time ago desu
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>>173812534
Nozaki-kun pls...
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>>173819826
at least post fanart that's stylized enough for likeness to not matter
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>>173819764
Who's the one humping my mom?
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>>173820012
Suffering Mercy best mercy
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>>173819876
>implying
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>>173819102

I want to marry her!
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>>173817223
>destroying with genji on koth maps and sometimes payload(might switch to soldier or some shit)
>traveling to hanamura
>game goes on for 20 minutes
>ends in a draw

really jogs my nog
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>>173819776
I want to rub Pharah.
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>>173812474
They're all blonde daughters and 1 redhead

the man destroys his wife in bed
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>>173820032
This is why i ask full
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>>173820032

McCree. She had to make sure he was properly vetted and knows how to make her little girl happy in bed.
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>>173819826
You know who else had an ideal that humanity should strive for?
Hitler
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Does Mercy's Rez only revive one person on Uprising now? The last few matches, it's only been reviving Tracer.
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>>173819721
>Reyes was the only family he had at one time
>despite coming from a close knit farming community which he intended to return to if not for the war escalating and joining the enhancement program
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Tonight I will introduce Hana to my parents.
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>>173819876
I think there are some hints open to interpretation. Chu is leaving everything vague
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>>173820072

Fuck that German map and Hanamura seriously, what the fuck were they thinking?
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Why would anyone pick Widowmaker in the PVE event?
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>trying expert
>we keep dying at the payload because of bastions and a buildup of regular bots
>this keeps happening

in other news I'm having fun playing as Sombra now
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>Our mercy gets downed
>oh shit I'll get here
>Blink over to revive her
>Our rein, instead of protecting me, decides that HE wants to revive mercy
>Drops shield and we all die

e p i c
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>>173819776
Official Pharah midriff when? I need that.
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>>173820260
Will they approve you dating a tranny?
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>>173820223
Rez had its area of effect shrunken down. As someone else put it, it was probably to stop things like full rez from the spawn point under the last point of Gibraltar.
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>>173819787
Yellow.
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>>173820340
Widow mains instalock on every mode, it's their thing.
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>be mercy
>ult at 40%
>entire team just died
>managed to get away from the graviton by flying to ana's corpse
>jump off nearest cliff to make our spawns less staggered and deny the enemy team ult charge
>"Wow Mercy, what the fuck?"
>"Why no rez Mercy?"
>"gg all mercy's throwing"
>"Everyone report Mercy for throwing"
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>>173820074
tfw she'll never carry you in her Raptora suit while talking about its features
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So how much cash have you dropped on boxes, /owg/? I got like 20 bucks I don't plan on spending anywhere that could go to Overwatch, but I don't know.
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>I am the rocket queen!

More like Rocket Goddess amiright pharahboys
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>>173820379
could work for an earlier version of her Origins armor
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>>173820575
Not a single cent.
I learned my lesson after Hearthstone. It helps that compared to Hearthstone this game's lootboxes are really generous too.
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>>173820483
That suit in your pic makes me think of Iron Man and now i want a Arc Reactor and Hulkbuster suit for Pharah
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>be lucio main
>play comp
>find mercy main
>we play together, it's fun as hell
>want to play with this person today again
>she's not in my friendslist anymore
Why am I so sad?
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>>173820628
>JUSTICE RAINS FROAARRRRRGH
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>>173820661
pharah isn't a slut like tracer and widow

midriff is for sluts
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>there are people right here ITT that are not retarded

why did you stop playing overwatch?
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>>173820483
>no qt brown dork gf
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>>173820628
Pretty much. Thank Jeff we didn't get a Rocket King instead
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>>173818686
>play symmetra because why the fuck not
>genji jumps in and tries his weeaboo shit
>he tries to deflect the death-ray

what is it with genjis and reflect, do they just panic? you can bait it out just by doing a quick melee
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>>173820418
It isn't in the patch notes, I assume it's a glitch because if this was a purposeful change they would have made note of it
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>>173820575
around 700 since launch
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Question is how do you beat legendary with the lore pack? Because fuck tracer and her stupid reload every three seconds guns.
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>>173820740
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>when i could res 3 people but it only resurrects 1 and the other 2 remain dead for a few more seconds before they respawn
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>>173821014
>MvM bombs
Thanks for reminding me that overwatch successfully ripped off tf2 again
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>>173821014
You don't it's statistically impossible to beat it unless everyone hides behind reinhart in a corner and lets baby do it's job as a murder turret.
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>>173820991
Well, I mean they do some things and they don't put them in the patch notes at times. The slower Genji swiping was out right stated as a bug. The Mercy thing I don't think anyone's mentioned it as a bug.
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>>173820956

I think it's just muscle memory, every time they're in a 1v1 situation they press that button.
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>>173820843
>You will never hug and kiss Fareeha as she farts out all the cum in her butt all over your bed

Why even live?
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>>173820306
>leaving things vague
>ignores the Halloween lines
>he thinks Chu wrote and recorded those lines between Jack and Ana for no reason
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>>173821113
>when i rez three people and the other two die immediately
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>all my pharmercy friends are freaking out over new voice lines
>it's just soldier's "your mom would be proud of you" line but mercy's the one saying it

I can't tell if they're just happy the two are talking again after months of that bug or if they legitimately believe this is a hint at something.
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>>173821193
Reducing Mercy's Resurrection range would be on par with the stuff they just did to Lucio I think

That's just not something that should slip by like that you know?
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>>173820628
Correct.

>tfw her comic was meant to be a short
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>>173821042
>JUSTICE RAIAGHHH
>Jyoto da!
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>>173821246
Doesn't he also kill Reaper with no remorse in that event too?
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>>173820843
she is probably married tbqh
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Is Mercy the sissiest hero to play in the entire game? You literally just go around humping the nearest player and avoiding getting shot, and then you hide and wait for a sick potg rez. I know some butthurt mercy sissies are going to attack me for saying it but its absolutely true
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>>173821364
Who's bringing up Reaper? I wasn't. Just stating a fact about the lines between Jack and Ana.
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>>173821390
To me.
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>>173821260
i wish i had pharmercy friends
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>>173821362
>JUSTICE RAAAAAAAARHG
>justice delivered

Not even her mother likes pharah.
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>>173821014
tracers only job is to kill shieldbots and have ult up
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Why can't I have fun with this PVE mode? I feel it bland.
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>team get wiped as soon as the bastions start dropping

Why does nobody learn to focus them?
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>>173821260
There was another line of Mercy and Pharah talking about Ana before that one.

At this point, it sounds like they're stuck thinking it's something after they got blasted by the Genji/Mercy romance implications. As if they're still not going to get blasted by it.
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>>173820956
>Mfw Genji gets anywhere near me as Sym

THE CLAW HUNGERS!
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>not even 1 day into the event and Im already getting dupes
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>>173821681
He's not the biggest omnic so he's not the biggest threat, right? Gotta shoot those shields instead!
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>>173821417
Is Winston the silliest hero to play in the entire game? You literally just jump around tickling the nearest player and avoiding getting shot, and then you jump away and wait for a new bubble. I know some butthurt Winston monkeys are going to attack me for saying it but its absolutely true
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>>173821452
Don't Hanzo and McCree also smirk and say if the "soldier" and the "alchemist" had a history?
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Pure perfection and I am going to marry her.
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>>173819102
work hard everyday and you will fly one day
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is stalling time with mei a shit strategy? I was doing it ad infinitum with my (high plat) team behind yelling at me lmao
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>>173821730
Isn't there another Genji/Mercy hint in this update? My friend said Genji says something to Mercy when reviving her.
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>>173820431
The plastic blue hair looks so shitty
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>>173821417
eh, there are good and bad mercy's. the bad ones don't do much other than heal, often the wrong person, and then either res someone unimportant or wait too long and hold too long.

There is room for there to be a "good" mercy though. One of my friends always has good dps and switches weapons a lot and still keeps everyone healthy and knows a good res vs a bad one etc etc.

Idk, this is most heroes though. every hero has good and bad
>>
>Start season 8-3 1700SR
>win nearly every game end up 30-10 2533SR
>up until last week either lose or win and keep SR rating same spot most games are draws

Spring break happens and I'm instantly being cued with premade unranked and bronze players being carried groups and i'm now on a fucking 16 game losing streak because I can't solo carry this level of retardation.

I even got reported by my entire team for playing Symettra on defense with 60 gold kills, kills on point and damage in the first fucking round.
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>>173820703
>Justicebuster will never be her second Ult
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>>173821958
Change her lips to black lipstick too
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>>173821798
Is 76 the sissiest hero to play in the entire game? You literally just run around pecking at the player you're looking at and avoiding getting shot, and the you just spend three minutes trying to flank for a D.va to cockblock your ult. I know some dads are going to attack me for saying it but its absolutely true.
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>>173821930
It's not true. Genji says his generic line when he revives anyone, and the retarded shippers thought it was something more specific.
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>>173821845
No, she's great at it and it can give your team a good amount of time to get back on a point or payload.
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>>173822059
Don't make me suck your dick, anon. Then will see who is the sissy fag.
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>>173821958
>>173822050
Change her lips to no lipstick.
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>>173821958
>caring about the hair and not the fact that her ass is larger on that costume than all of her outfits combined
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>>173821930
I don't know, I'm just referring to what's been done so far. You know, special voice lines when one or the other gets killed, the Valentine's/White Day lines just like my animu, and the comic where he writes a letter and she's reading it on Christmas.
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>>173821845
>is stalling time with mei a shit strategy?

No, sometimes that's the best you can do, swap out and get Tracer, D.Va and Mei and just stall baby stall and kill the time.
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>>173822256
Must suck to be a not crazy Pharmercy and see your very popular ship slowly be sunk over a period of several months.
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>>173821805
Didn't Ana reply and tell them all they've done is fight many battle and will fight in many more?

And in the other one she says their history was poor.
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>>173822045
Pharah seems more like a War Machine type person anyways due to being a military woman but still OmnicBuster skin when?
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>>173822059
What are you too retarded to bait the d.va into wasting her shields before you ult? Are you one of those faggots who runs with the group and just shoots from the front line instead of using back alleys to get behind them and murder their healers?
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>>173822330
Woops >>173822208
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>>173821417
Pretty much. Some even go as far as self insert as their waifu and that gets crazy
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>>173822330
>Must suck to be a not crazy Pharmercy and see your very popular ship slowly be sunk over a period of several months.
What does that have to do with Mei being fat or not?

Or are you just trying to bait someone into bitching about it?
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>>173822335
>An ex admitting if anything ever happening

The point is we don't know which is Canon and which is not from the event. I doubt 76 completely hates Reaper either. He was once his battle brother.
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Any master or above players want to group for legendary uprising on NA?
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>>173822609
Accidentally replied to the wrong post
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>>173822419
>omnic buster skin for a hero that only had to fight omnics once in her life in a single isolated case years after the omnic crisis was resolved
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>>173819352
laughed
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>>173821417
isn't sissy maids in the making the entire Mercy playerbase? I mean I know that's why I main her

no need to be butthurt, we should embrace it~
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>>173822335
Ana is second in command of Overwatch behind Morrison and it's implied constantly since release that Morrison is Pharahs biological father only she doesn't know it and the fact that any time Ana and 76 are together they flirt heavily with each other in game.
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>someone looks at your stats and tells you to switch because you don't have hours on that hero

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to play multiple heroes. Why are people cunts
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>>173822330
>>173822453
I don't know. I mean honestly it even came into existence because of game synergy and then it just exploded because you know, >>>/u/ and tumblr's craving of it.
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>>173822664
>An ex admitting if anything ever happening

The Halloween interactions didn't even "happen". They were meant to be a parody of what did happen. What the fuck they aren't bound by any social norms in an imaginary AU my dude.
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>>173821783
I still don't realize how people don't see his Shields are like Reins. Tracer, Rein, run behind him before you attack. Mercy shouldn't be attacking, and Torb's turrets Auto-Aim, so there's an excuse there.
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>>173822182
Are you saying her ass looks bad?
Are you trying to say it doesn't matter if her hair looks like shit if her ass looks good?
What's your point?
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>trying to get 80% payload health acheivment

>tracer not killing the bastions and annihilators
>torb babysitting his turret instead of killing everything with his OP M1
>Reinhardt not killing the splicers or charging the bombs
>mercy healing a shielding reinhardt
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>>173822841
>there's literally a spray of baby Pharah with her mother and father
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>>173822931
Didn't Chu and Jeff explicitly say it was non-canon and in its own universe?
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>>173822664
This event takes place before the entire Blackwatch scandal fully comes to light currently it's just rumors and then Reyes straight up tries to murder Morrison one night since he's working for Talon which is what caused the fall of Overwatch.
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>>173822841
Nice bait.
>>173823132
I was talking about the Halloween event.
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>>173823052
you just named all 4 retards so...

which one of them is you?
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>it's another "lets talk about pharah's parentage" episode
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>>173815626
Sorry are you talking shit about the new Mimi meta? Which will include Roadhog buffs making the two must have picks?
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>>173823009
Same reason people don't shoot through a friendly Rein shield.

They're fucking stupid.
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>>173823062
Morrison being her father doesn't mean he's the one that raise her you fucking retard the man who raised her is her dad but Morrison is the birth father through adultery.
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>>173823303
im the one who does his job
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>>173820853
Dodged a bullet

>>173823327
>born before overwatch was formed
>people seem surprised her dad is some random fucker

I don't get it
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>laser sight in back of gun that goes through a second lens for no reason
>second laser attached to the bottom of the gun for no reason
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>>173822182
Get me those comparison sheets NOW!
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>>173823561
>gun has a fucking SPUR
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>>173823561
2 lasers, double the accuracy.
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Why isn't there a FAST defense hero? We have Lucio, D.va and Tracer in the other classes
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>>173823561
A E S T H E T I C S
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Tfw I spent all day forumulating a plan to beat legendary and succeed. But discover the achievement is locked to the default mode and not all heroes. Time to kill myself
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CUTE
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>>173823689
Because defense is about area control and speed doesn't gel with that.
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>>173823561
Top is laser sight bottom is the LED flashlight

or his cigar lighter
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>>173822743
Not the best name but the intent is still there and i don't know what to name it.
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>>173822449
its called flanking man
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>>173822045
>Justicebuster
>in reference to Hulkbuster

I figured a Tank Buster missile, where she fires one powerful missile with an extended explosion radius and higher damage output, killing targets near the epicenter instantly.
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>>173823776
Wow you spent all day coming up with the cookie cutter set up? Aren't you smart.
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>>173823896
Retards don't know what the term flanking means so you have to say it to them in retard speak.
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>played legendary for two nights straight
>haven't won once
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>>173823780
This kind of bugs me just because Sombra would be in high school if you went with age so seeing them the same age ruins it for me.

Otherwise, yes.
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>>173823052
you need the whole team to dps a bastion
torb's turret is great for clearing pleb minions especially w/ molten core mode
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>>173823689
junkrat is fast when his stickybomb is up
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>>173823689

Running isn't a defense, running is what you do when a defense fails.
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>>173823959

Not the hero comp, the way to get through the section with the OR14s without being instagibbed.
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>>173823079
Again, refer to >>173821246

And no they didn't.
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>>173822931
>pic
I want someone to edit/rewrite the entire comic and add this in there.
>>
Why is Reyes raiding Ana's panty drawer?
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>>173813230
One person moves one person aims, rail gun tank
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>>173824138
Yes they did. While some of it reflected real world events, the event itself is non-canon
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>>173824152
Everyone in Blackwatch did.
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What does more damage anyways? Boost or just using Mercy's pistol? When would pistol outweigh using boost?
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>>173823802
But I don't have the attention span to stay in one place for more than 500ms
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>spend the coins for the D.Va highlight because I seriously couldn't wait
>immediately get legendary coins and D.Va's event spray
I'll take that as a sign I made the right choice.
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will an almost 8 inch cock help me to get better at overwatch? its veiny, dark and uncut, season high is around 3150

thanks for the help in advance
>>
>>173824470
Depends what you boost. If you're boosting a Rein with his shield up or a Torb hammering his turret that's going to be less damage than you shooting your gun.
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>tfw finally finally finally beat Hard mode
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>>173824546
I'll need some documentation in order to perform an assessment
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>>173824546
pics or gtfo
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I got this weird glitch when trying to install anyone known a goo work around? It's been looping for 20 mins
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Does Mercy boost affect Torb turret? Noticed I get assists from it
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>>173824513
jesus h christ why is hana so fucking sexy
>>
>>173824546
Not if you don't let me suck it cutie pie<3 no homo by the way. I'm totally straight.
>>
does anyone want to do the pve mode together? really sick of these randoms not communicating and running off alone only to die
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>>173824854
It doesn't.
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>>173824960
I fucking know right.

Those curves man.
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>>173823561
>how to trigger /k/
>>
>Keep getting Combat Medic Mercy

I just want Tiddy Genji stop it Blizzard!

Is the PVE mode a good way to level up, btw? 39 almost. Do you get more exp if you choose a harder difficulty?
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>>173824842
Your mom gives good work arounds
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>>173824470
There's a really odd balance you have to strike between boosting and pistol popping.
Mainly you should be using your pistol to help dispatch slicers when Rein isn't around immediately.
Ideally I think you want to be damage boosting Torb when it comes to to kill elites, but generally buffing the tracer is the safer bet since torb will often hit less shots. I'd have to do some math to figure out if it's more worth it to shoot the critical spot on a bombbot or just boost someone else
Something I'm particularly wondering about is dispatching the bastions in phase three. I don't know if it'd be faster for both torb and mercy to shoot them from afar or if she should just boost torb. I imagine that no doubt you should boost Torb when he pops molten core.
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>>173824960
>jesus h christ why is hana so fucking sexy
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>bodyblocking enemies from escape
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>>173825241

You get a lot of experience but it takes forever to play so it's probably about normal.
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>>173825239
Is Symmetra the most girly girl? Also her boobies are nice
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>2 close rounds on koth which could have gone either way
>for last round 2 people decide to start trolling
Why would you do this? Don't they want to play a fun game?
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>>173813457
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>>173824320
Here is the concept I don't know why you can't grasp:

The conversations did not happen. That world is "fake" in terms of the setting and conversations. But with that said, since it's clearly a parody, Chu is not going to write the characters as erroneously out of character. He's not going to put in dialog made to sound like it refers to canon events and interactions for no reason.

The lines do not have "no basis" they are not "completely non-canon" for that very fact. And its a very simple concept to grasp.
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Did Genji's "try me" deflcect voice line change?
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>>173811712
Does Tracer's ult deal critical damage to the core if you expose it first? Wonder if it's worth knocking off a panel by shooting it first or to just go for the stuck and then unload
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>>173810030
>it's a "Mercy wastes her rez on one person" episode
NIGGA
STOP

YOU CAN REVIVE PEOPLE IN THIS MODE

AND STOP PUTTING DAMAGE BEAM ON ME, I'M A FUCKING SHIELD, I'M NOT GONNA ACT LIKE I'M THE FUCKING DPS OR TORB
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what the fuck is an elite kill and why do i keep getting the most

is it crit kills?
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>>173826095
Elite bots

The bigger ones
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>>173826095
no, Evisceraters/Detonators/Bastions/OR14's are all Elites
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>>173810186
the new MvM update looks really good
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who beat /legendary/ day one here?
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I've come to the conclusion that Legendary is impossible with randoms
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>>173826149
>>173826204
oh cool

go me
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>>173825383
No she's POO
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>that one genji that instantly deflects and then goes for the slash
>that one mccree that camps corners to use his flashbang
just kidding its the vast majority of them
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>try to search for legendary
>keep getting matched with Widow mains
>check one of their profiles
>Bronze in every season
>meanwhile I'm 4153
What?
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>>173822841
>Morrison is pharah's biological father
there is a spray that says otherwise
>only she doesn't know it
but she knows who her father is you fuck
>any time Ana and 76 are together they flirt heavily with each other in the game
because they were rather close, especially considering they were second and first in command, respectively.
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>>173826421
post your btag and region
group up with anons
win
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so I haven't played in about a month

did they nerf genji again or what?
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>>173826528
genji is shit without speed boost
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>>173823507
>me: Mechaqueen and Raptorion look an awful lot like they're mech suits from Gundam.
>'We had another batch of concepts that were heavily inspired by Gundam'
oh
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>>173822841
Morrison is definately not her dad, but that said Ana never married so there's still a pretty good possibility of Ana and Morrison having a bit of a fling
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>>173823507
Heavy Armor Pharah!
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>>173825732
Yes.
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So where's the Blackwatch half of the event? Feels like we got ripped off.
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>>173824546
>uncut
you lucky fucker
least i'm not a nigger though
>>
I bet Zenyatta was bullied in his youth by other omnics for "acting human"
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>>173825732
i always heard it as "blimy!" but it wouldn't make much sense since he's not british
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Guys, my PC just bluescreened and now Overwatch is completely unplayable. As soon as the menu loads up it drops to 20-30 FPS and every texture is incredibly low quality. This persisted after I changed all my settings back. What the fuck is happening? What do?

Pic unrelated.
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>>173826659
they slowed his movement speed?
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>>173827098
>second half of the normal brawl is Reyes and Morrison narrating the fight
>2 legendary blackwatch skins

hmm
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>>173827102
I'm mixed
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>>173823651
all of his guns have spurs

hes a cowboy
spurs are his thing
>>173825383
She's canonically autistic though.
>>173825239
I want to post this on /k/ and see what happens
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>>173827182
Clean your pc out
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>>173827182
Your graphics card is dying. rip
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Just tried the new mode, seems every match on expert is either
A: Tank runs off swinging instead of using his shield and dies
B: Tracer runs ahead solo into enemies and dies and everyone else dies trying to get to her
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>>173827303
a nigger is a nigger sorry anon
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>>173827182
Scan and repair? Could be a problem with your graphics card if it persists or you could always try a reinstall if the repair doesn't work.
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>>173826319
that's racist.
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Theres nothing that I hate more in this game than uneven stack matchmaking. As a solo player it's obnoxious as fuck playing against 5 or 6 stacks in QP, and 3 and 4+ stacks in Ranked.
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>>173827448
Will do anon.
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>>173827542
If you can't get a rank in solo queue against stacks you don't deserve it.
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>>173827182
Gonna go with what others are saying, seems like hardware burnt out.
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>>173827617
What the fuck does that even mean.
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>>173827589
Good luck and hopefully it isn't an actual hardware problem
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>open box
>three yellows
>oh shit nigger
>it's just mercy skin, money, and mcmeme
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>>173823561
this reminds me of the DmC gun design
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so are OmnicxHuman relationships contributing to the birth rate decline in this universe's Japan? Would Japanese men prefer their robot waifus over human women?
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>>173827719
>but the best mercy skin
>and money to buy other skins
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>>173827702
It means you're shit and belong where you are.
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>>173827007
IT SOUNDS WORSE NOW WTF BRUH. theres like no smugness in it now
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>>173827790
I just wanted the Lucio victory pose.
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>>173827542
Can't think of the last time my QP matches weren't filled with groups.
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>>173827808
J Y O T O
Y D A
O A
T
O
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>>173810030
>tfw in gold shitter bracket

My teams can absolutely not deal with phara/mercy ever and as soon as one team picks that combo they immediatly win

I hate this shit.

I sometimes go soldier and try to shut it down, but i cant reliably counter 2 heroes alone, yet your retard team expects exactly that and flame you if you do not manage to shut down 2 heroes at once.

Live is suffering.
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>>173827702
>What the fuck does that even mean.

that stacks don't have some magic power of team work.
Most of them are just online friends but people act like any random stack is now a digital Seal Team 6.

randoms SHOULD be playing like stacks at all times team work wise anyways. Decent comp, decent tactics, team fight together, focus fire etc etc etc. This whiner BS that solo and stacks need to be kept apart is just stupid.

Solo players should be playing the same fucking way. So none of this random 1/2 dive 1/2 death ball and no Rein if you need and junkrats that never switch no mater how many rockets a Pharah shoves up their ass.
>>
>Decide to go back and check on TF2 to see what happened since I left for this game
>Last blog post was in January
>It just restates the Valve gambling policy which was established in July of the prior year
Jesus christ that game is dead. It's literally on the same gameplay update that I left on. Why do they even pretend they still manage it?
>>
Can you play the original team members in All Heroes mode to still get the cheevo?
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Why is it that I'm always the last one alive to revive all these shitters? And even after cleaning up the area and reviving a single person they IMMEDIATELY die to a single fucking enemy? Are people really that shit?
>>
I'm seriously considering buying that Mei Nendo.

Help me.
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gengue wants his revengeance!
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>>173828216
For the 8 heroes one? I guess.
>>
>>173827719
>>173827893
you have 5000 gold what are you saving them for if not exactly this
>>
>>173828326
Do you also guess if the street is safe to cross? Do not waste my time with your hypothesis, I need answers.
>>
>>173828216
No it has to be 4 different heros that aren't in the normal gamemode.
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>>173828392
Because I usually wait until the last day of the event for that.
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>>173828281
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>>173827714
Device Manager says my graphics card is working fine...but nothing's changing. Gonna reinstall.
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>know I have no hope of the Legendary mode spray
>could definitely get Expert with a good team
>support main
>clean shop with Torb on Hard but figure I should stick to Mercy for Expert to keep these dumb fucks alive as long as possible
>I don't like how recklessly this Tracer is playing
>group up man, if you die out there we can't get to you
>the enemies come to us, there's literally no reason to try and catch them as they spawn
>cap all 3 points at least
>know the wait in the courtyard is where shit gets real
>TRACERS DOWN!
>Torb and Rein revived her and I just heal
>2 seconds later
>TRACERS DOWN!
>dumb cunt was trying to 1v1 a Bastion
>can't get to her because she didn't even kill the fucking Bastion
>Rein's shield breaks and he goes down
>make a very risky 2 man rez, they're only just within range and I had to basically stand on Bastion to do it
>team still hasn't killed this Bastion
>it wipes the team
I really really hate this mode.
>>
>>173827197
they slowed everyones movement speed by nerfing lucios radius
>>
>>173828392
>>173828459

>Really want the Mei Chang'e skin
>Thought it was the last day of the event.
>Buy it.
>There was actually 1 more day.
>Get a yellow from arcade boxes that refreshed
>Chang'e dupe.
>tfw
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>Lucio now has a small chance of shouting "BOOSTIO" if he gets nanoboosted
>>
>event is a month long

I GOTTA GET DEEZ SKINZ
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>>173828459
Why do people like this i want this to be kown
>>
>>173828497
I want a showdown of Genji vs Raiden.


Just to watch Genji get clipped by a single blow and spam 'I need healing' for the rest of the fight
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>every QP match is triple tank + mercy vs your 5DPS meme team
>>
>>173828673
You might be able to make Legendary if you have a good team you can communicate with.
I made it through most of survival on Legendary with randoms.
>>
>>173828945
screwattack
>>
>>173829074
I may even just give up on Expert. You know fucking immediately whether your team will make it or not depending on wether they have the sense to stay close on the objectives or try to spawn camp the omnics, its fucking depressing.
>>
>>173828993
You're on blizzards shit list. What did you do?
>>
I want the 1 year anniversary to have a huge update where all previous event brawls become custom games.
>Junkenstein's Revenge with Bastion, D.va and Orisa.
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>>173828793
He now has a BOOP voice line too.
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>>173829250
>mercy lets a tank go down
>holds out until everyone else is dead for some fucking reason
>costs us the game
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>>173829232
oh holy shit I didn't think that existed.
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>>173829251
He said Ana was overpowered.

Jeff won't just sit there and let someone diss his waifu, would you?
>>
>>173814347
>Balancing around custom game rules
Did you learn to be retarded or were you born that way?
>>
>tracer goes too deep
>dies behind two orisas and a bastion
>rein dies
guess the rest
>>
>>173830000
mercy ult, tracer blinks back while the rein puts his shield up and then you win right??????????
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>>173830000
they all got back up and owned them
>>
New thread
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>>173828945
what about precyborg-raiden vs hanzo. hanzo was always better with the sword then genji
>>
Fresh Bread
>>173830261
>>173830261
>>173830261
>>
>trying to win an Expert game
>finally get an okay team
>if anything I'm playing a weak Torbjorn
>couple of downs before the 3rd checkpoint but maybe we'll be okay
>suddenly desperate for the bathroom
>it can't wait
>quit game
>dash to the toilet
>water from my butt
I feel so bad. I'm sorry team, it was unavoidable ;_;
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>>173812363
This, or Danger Zone.

https://youtu.be/nLzjm9E1hwg
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>>173821823
shameless sauce request
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>>173830695
Good taste on the song.

Try some outrun for more speed/action related 80's feels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er416Ad3R1g
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>dps duo
There is only one response
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>>173829896
Custom games are meant to be fun and shape overwatch into your experience.

I don't think mini-deadeyes from Mcree are fun.
Even outside of custom games that's pretty powerful, Pharah becomes useless and any squishy characters just have to show up and they get destroyed, The damage nerf was 120 damage but if you aim at someone, fan the hammer and roll, you can fan the hammer again to deal a quick 240 damage, And then you reload for another 120 dealing a total of 360 damage in a rather short period.
And all of the shots WILL hit if the target is close to the crosshairs.
>>
>>173830970
Fuck
>>
>>173830970
> playing widow
shit deserves shit
>>
>>173830970
look at dis team
we're gonna do great
>>
is tracer metal sonic now?
>>
>>173828497
The memes, Jack Morrison.
>>
>>173825676
When Chu says it's non-canon it's non Canon. Already some of the stuff that was said in event are not true.
>>
>>173823386
You people are so desperate to believe your fan-shipping is actual canon, good lord, you're worse than tumblr.
>>
Why is quick play so fucking bad man? It always seems like one team is going full tryhard and the other team is full of pants on head retards
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holy shit how do you people regularly play QP?fucking plat or diamond Genji mains on my team everytime or Hanzo and Widow nobody wants to heal except me only tank people play is Roadhog but they get focused and die every time and the enemy always has a decent comp
I just want boxes but I might have to buy them
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>Mfw ulting into zarya's graviton bomb as Hanzo
Let the dragon consume you
>>
>>173825383
looking at her default and vishkar outfits it looks like her breasts are lopsided. seems pretty bold on blizzards part. the unevenly breasted jew nosed poop colored autistic amputee is the classiest bitch in the game. kek
>>
>100 new items
>last 4 boxes were dupes
thanks blizz
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>>173833908
Play comp you get 5k exp per game.
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>>173823052
Lol I got this on the hardest difficulty. You just suck.
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