sc2

*wakes up*
arrrghh
well time to volunteer work...
fml

*boots up vg*
anime op, anime op, what!? these fucking startwo guys filled up a thread? shit shit

*dels thread*
*deletes all the posts*
*boots up irc*

haha yeah these "autists" are "circle jerking" again
did you see the sports last night?
oh man, that one actress is so hot

*farts*

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your future is the reflection of your deeds, jan

stop picking on me

https://boards.4tan.org/vg/thread/173780392/#173780392
hmmmm

sc1 frick kerrigans (terran) p*ssy edition
fucking zerg race ruins everything they truly are the niggers of the starcraft universe

gook

gook morning!

what happened to thread? I went to buy a fan. We were discussing africa tournament even -_-

janny is on her period...

gook

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dahye...

cutting your own toenails is kinda hard..
water we watching today soul calibur fans?

>>173784523
perfect

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>>173784595

>>173784749
so romantic

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sup

>>173785336
DEH!!!

>>173785481
sunny is my favorite sone

*dies*

mommy bought a big bag of doritos

>>173791193
fatty boy

*slaps belly*
you know it lmao

how are those push ups going scv

remember we do push ups until we can't push up anymore here

what if i told you a gook smiled after looking at me in the eyes today :)

was it a "FUCK ME, ANON" smile :)

uh yeah totally

you can only get a gook gf if youre blond
they dont care for brunettes you might as well be chinese

actually i made it all up :/

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who up right now, can i get a who up chain going if u up???

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not even white women want snowniggers

what makes you think gooks like betas

who are you calling a beta

you blue eyes white dragons

blue eyes white gook

suspicious posts
i think weve been infiltrated by a shitskin...

actually im red eyes black dragon please no diScriminiZe. thnks

niggers count as shitskins too youd know that if youd ever been constipated as me

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who you callin SHITSKIN, cracker

lol thats way worse than the white one
based japs

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suck my cock????

hi im here im here
ready to do my "thing" in the scv

>>173792976
read that book

damn... 51 hours sober...

>>173790784
imagine ham cheering for you........ idk if id do my absolute best or my absolute worst......

if you woulnt have a panic attack youre a norm

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omo.. young mila...

almost had a panic attack today

sorry who
that doesnt look like mila jovovich at all

>>173794835
ton of pressure

>>173795103
i woke up with a sort-of panic attack
but then i took the antidees and it went away.....

ive i had a set of adjustable dumbbells and adjustable bench id get back into working out... i have a gym membership but its a 15 minute bike ride away and i get anxiety being outside of the house...

>>173796861
>i get anxiety being outside of the house...
Are you seven, or live in Chicago? Because if not, you really don't have an excuse for being such a manchild. Your made up mental illnesses aren't real either.

we don't go to the gym here

you dont need weights to workout just do bodyweight shit

no new ip im confused

>>173796991
are you from reddit? because if not you really dont have an excuse for making posts like this

>>173797110
+1

word. we're empathetic and kind here we dont belittle eachother for our madeup mental spooks

forgive our trespasses as we forgive them of others amen

im tired of my big fat gut from drinking every night for years.. if i can lose weight i can fit into my clothes again...

literally stop consuming carbs besides vegetables

u gotta stop drinking rofl

>>173797345
my dad did this, cut all bread and carb shit from his diet
went from being close to 90 kg down to like 65 in a couple of months

>>173797492
did he find you a new mom too

>kg
kill him

>>173797591
no lol
he healed himself (had some gut issue) and then he went up to like 80 kilos
hes far more fit than i am

>>173797597
my dad did this, cut all bread and carb shit from his diet
went from being close to 90 lbs down to like 65 in a couple of months

>>173797898
based cat dad

>>173797898
idk if it works like that........

>>173798083
i mean carbs are pretty bad...

omo my bwgf is online :3
shes mine btw you silly boys cant have her

https://www.twitch
.tv/cadenzatv

carbs are for big boys who use lot of energy
idiots

were small boys here

>>173797110
Look in the mirror and you tell me. Try not to cry looking at your own ugly reflection, though. Don't need baby to have another breakdown.

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UMMMM FUCK OFF OK??????
ILL KILL YOU CUNTS

Pretty sure that isn't a girl....sorry to inform you :(

ok well i found my 30lb dumbbells so i did a little workout... 2 sets of trap shrugs... 3 sets of pushups... 2 sets of db rows.. and 3 sets of shoulder press with them...

actually she is and shes scottish and really cute :3
also she could fucking destroy all you retards at bw

nice i just did 5 pushups myself

>>173798350
Christ, fucking kill yourselves turbo virgins. Have you ever even looked at a woman before?

hot scv dads...

LMAO YOU GOT FUCKING REKT
LITERALLY CALLED YOU RETARDED LOOOL

>>173798548
i bet you never had sex with a hot syrian dad

no new ip

are we becoming dilfs?

my based bwgf
what a fucking goddess :3

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jesus fuck this is literally the most embarrassing shit
sending this to your gf right now

bw? blackwhite?

omo shes perfect...

brown woman

just my just

>>173798940
omo

gook

so cringe >_<

please dont harass this streamer. im sure he/she is a nice person. contain your autism and unleash it on the thread instead ok

i want to gf her

>>173799223
this is the most embarrassed ive ever been of you retards
i should never have posted that link here fuck you all

lolg here, what the fuck is this general and why is this shitposting bullshit allowed to exist

no new ip

ugh ill never get a job

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*summons chaos end*
heh i think we're done here kid

are there sparknotes for the card effect I don't want to read all that

that aint a hearthstone card :O

who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to put a fucking essay on the card

yugioh is highbrow

come on and slam! and welcome to the jam!

>>173797110
+1

yugioh really never made much sense with the stars system
like why would you ever want to put 300/400 shitty sub-4 star monsters in your deck if you can just put 1800/whatever in there instead and there is no downside

i dont remember what else didnt make sense to me tho its been too long

>>173800650
for sacrifices and decoys idiot...

so we finally finished inuyasha and moved on to yugioh?
what about one piece and gundam.....

sacrificed a lot to be here today...

she stopped streaming...

with the scene you idiots made i wouldnt be surprised if she never streams again >___<

she wont be streaming much after i marry her

shes a shy girl shes not used to so much attention from virgnorms

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>>173801030
where have I seen this before...hmmmm

>You can pay 1000 Life Points; banish all cards from your opponent's hand, field, and Graveyard, then inflict 500 damage to your opponent for each card banished by this effect.
ummm...

>>173800803
still watching inuyasha. we already read yugioh / watched season 0 here

woke up head hurts
why didn't you guys force me to go to the therapy earlier? assholes

call me asshole 1 more time

dingus...what you gonna do?

A-

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>>173801352
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

geez it wasnt that funny

word

>>173801352
https://www.dailydot.com/upstream/4chan-lit-book-vlogger-katie-harassment/
>/lit/ users thought Katie was cute. They also mocked her, called her a virgin
Is this writer retarded? Saying that a girl is a virgin is not mocking her.

a virgin girl is a beautiful wonderful rare and divine thing

virgin means undesirable to the normals

eh heh heh
vaginals...
whats wrong babe? lose your hymen in vietnam
sorry babe no diamond for you

we dont like normals and we tell them whats wrong with them to their faces

you, yes you, normie. you're a drunk. you're a profligate, you're a loser and you're going to HELL if you dont straighten up. im a proud virgin and a gamer and im not afraid of you

norms can eat my shorts

ooh boy... i'll go back to bed
feeling sick rn

goodbye - until we meet again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-8dXX5y40M

this sam dude is out of control

>>173802205
oh shit charlie murphy died

:(

>>173803114
literally who
i only know eddie murphy and i havent seen anything from him in like a decade and a half

>>173803247
eddie murphys brother

how underage are you? never seen chappelles show?

charlie murphy was the guy from hot shots

>>173803272
no i dont generally watch nigger shit
im 25

>>173803347
you missed out for sure

don't really care about niggers dying either :/

>>173803389
boo hoo hoo i missed out on some random nig
like i missed out on that faggot prince or whoever that every normie pretended to love for like a week after his death and then totally forgot about him like they did before he died

my most liked status to this day is "rip MJ"

>most liked status
???

>>173804037
nice

michael jordan is dead??? O_o

wow rip

sometimes it annoys me that most of you are millenials

were gen X

>>173804339
take the pills gramps

When is starcraft remastered going to be released?

https://streamable.com/gzbjc

lol

>>173804497
summer hopefully

just told my mom something

if you are in the contender list for GM does that mean you are at least in the top 400 of the server?

>>173805412
did she like it.....

>>173805698
it means you are one of the last couple hundred players still dumb enough to play the fucking game yeah

>>173805737
she is very cross with me

gets a wife
she cooks me food, cleans my clothes, gives me hugs and emotional support
has kids
they generate inordinate amounts of wealth, continue the dynasty, make me feel young again, will eventually be boardgame buddies, and ultimately make me immortal

dang tho maybe the millenials are right and a life of poverty filled with nights of drunken unfulfilling loveless one night stands and getting addicted to mind numbing illegal substances then dying alone and miserable as a burnout pot head on somebody elses couch is better ROFL

yeah like you had the choice to choose between either one lol

more like gets a wife she cheats on you and divorces and takes the kids and then you pay alimony and drink beer lol

nobody actually gets divorced n00b

woohee...

*boots up sc2*

hmm ah yes adepts...

female protoss...

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Remember when Starcraft was good?

>>173809796
*remembers 9 hours ago*

yeah the ASL today was pretty good

filtered

dumb pigskin

i remember when tasteless was solo casting BW in GOMTV star invitational etc and we would have threads on /v/...good times. SC2 comes out and we had good threads on /vg/, time flies....

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>>173809938
>>173809940
>>173810078
>>173810145
Butthurt.

dont include me in your posts ever again

>>173809796
remember the capebros?

they're still around probably

ah yes, capebros

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDbN9TZqFcg

ye we are... i made the idra capebro shoop back in the day... the one with the black cape with the diamonds around the neck

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>>173811734
i made that. why are you lying?
i even have the cape pic i used to make it

>>173812354
not that one...

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>>173812387
yes that one

dads making chili again -.-

>>173812550
not that one... i made the idra feel guy cape one...

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>>173812636
i made this one too

>>173812789
thats the one... i remember making it, weird

maybe i shooped it? he was buff in mine

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>that feel when you put on your zerg cape whenever you go into the city and greet everbody with "annyeong haseyo" but rarely does anyone manage to respond

>>173812860
this was the first one. i didnt make it

>>173813054
it was a really good meme

i think capebros and facebros were our 2 best memes

>>173812354
thats a nice cape

>>173813206
stop

woke up at 4pm

>>173813953
heh good morning

hate waking up so late because it means there are people out when i walk my dog :/

>>173815101
cats win again

wake up at 2-3pm these days now. better than last year where i was waking up at 5-6pm daily

4chanman/v/

we wake up at 4:30 am every day here because its a habit we formed in the army that we cant break

we wake up early to see our parole officers here

anyone elses heart skip a beat just reading the word asian?

id love to join the army but im too scared to get good habbits like that
ever wonder what youd have if you didnt have your disgusting life to blame for your failures lol

trest

cant relate to that fear of improvement bro

test tomorrow -_-;

>>173816148
just pee in the cup, whats the big deal?

we drink

havent drank in 38 minutes so actually i dont drink

here catch *tosses you a cold one*

went looking for beer in the house today but i realised i already drank all the stuff my dad hid _-_

whoa that face so cool _-_

hot scv dads................

anyone ever tried puttin alcohol up their butt
your colon can't break down the alcohol so it goes straight into your system
seems like something i'd try

>>173816679
use a tampon

beernorms... blech

no but once my friend convinced me to do an eye shot of vodka

eyenorms...

actually i got that idea from a hentai doujin.. japs are so clever

hey guys should i play this game

just scratched my head

just figured out the philospher's stone

i need a harry potter reference in my life r.i.g.h.t n.o.w

philosopher's >_<

ahh my favorite stinker is live
time to settle in for the night

just pooped

ting ting and fanr are live right now

fanr is a loud stinky bitch!
imagine going in public with her... she would yell...

>>173817020
doubt it
>>173817038
was it good
>>173817151
nice
>>173817265
>>173817279
got tem
>>173817282
is she almost naked
>>173817284
good boy
>>173817414
i see

>>173817490
really really loud
uhgggggg x_x but i still watch her stink it up from time to time :)

right gonna so my daily 2 hours of guitar playing

>>173817636
i am watching her now
she likes sitting with her lerg up so her heel goes up her va****........ very off putting

gonna so my

>>173817730
maybe she likes that sort of thing.....

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>>173817730

>>173817958
fanr........

i often sit with my heel resting on my bhole. nothing wrong with that

>>173817958
O m O

asuka

well my favorite stinker is cocowine and that will never change

LANGLEY?

*wears a waistcoat to a casual gathering*
hm i guess im the sharpest dresser here.. as usual :rolls eyes:

*puts on my frills* just another day

word we dress in full ita every day

this hoodie im wearing rn is the nicest piece of clothing i own

*spills red wine on it*

oh gosh so sorry man hope that comes out

*wipes my ass with it* oh crap sorry buddy hope that SHIT comes out of your really nice hoodie :)

im very mori at the moment, lots of earthy tones going on

im wearing red as usual

as usual

im wearing nothing at all :)

its still the nicest piece of clothing i own...

ah yes, the ol' usual

i ask that you do not make fun of my red clothing that i am wearing as usual
thanks

*slips on red undies* all my undies are red

as usual

drinking beer as usual

lost weight in my balls again

hmm yes per usual
*sips mommys wine*

my bf likes my red undies...

they werent red when i bought them *spongebob reference*

all those people wearing red...
maybe i should start too

but if u wore red it would be unusual...

99 - 04 sb or post movie sb?
theres a big difference in quality

*slides on blue t-shirt* hey....this isnt my usual color....

what the heck is going on here

>>173819576
idk it was that one where they were wresteling i think its a good episode

gookers

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ah yes; gookers

is that how you use a ;

stinkers; therefore gooks and nips

idk
id use ellipsis there honestly......

thailand; land of the ladyboy

no thats not right i dunno how to use it

awake again
my head feels clear this time
hm mm why?

if nips, then stinkers, otherwise gooks

if nips, then stinkers; otherwise, gooks

howa bout that

mayhaps it is all the fresh air from the open window
hmm... why did i google image search "little lupe" earlier?

i think hes teaching us how to use the ; wrong

rofl just googled little lupe too and got a governmetn warning thanks a lot asshole :)

oh so its just like a comma but more powerful

like a comma is a pause to seperate, a semi colon is a bigger seperation pause

still dont get how i would use it;

; = ,+and
im gay and pretty stupid too
im gay; pretty stupid too

she gooks; therefore he gooked her

heh he :) mmm i'm hungry...

its for when you want to use a comma but the 2 ideas youre separating are different i think

punctuation is more of an art than a rule
there's ways to use certain brush strokes when painting a picture but they aren't held back by rules
as is with english punctuation

theres a smexy italian sub in the fridge...

so were...free to make our own rules;

>>173821104
xD remember this epic meme of capes :) ahhahaha the good ol days

smexy

yes because only chinese people who learnt english from a book type like robots with perfect usage of a ;
; is used to add character if not then just use a , or a .

whats smexy
small n sexy

>>173821135
i had a spicy italian earlier

thus; furthermore

from whence thou came, whore!

small; sexy

did those guys end up going to their therapy appointments? i feel asleep before we found out

smexy
sh mexy
shmal exy
shemale sexy.

yeah well i flat out ___refuse___ to post right now so go on without me

SmExIi

im not home right now; feel free to leave it on the doorstep :)

is this correct or incorrect?

SmExli...

small; exciting; lithium

our punctuation: its reaching; new heights

but oere spellyng? wei can bee mor creatiatory

>>173821468
heh... no i didn't go
i've been asleep !

im gay; furthermore

boy i sure am glad janny holocaust #30 is over & done with

want that sub but don't wanna move... wish it had spicy now too

back to doing our thing as usual

back to gookin

gookin hard too

the jannycaust era; what a disheartening time

;;why do we never put anything infront of our sentences?

thats just not right
freak

remember last night when i blew the blood clot out of my nose and ruined another shirt? then i got really mad and jeane claude van damn kill gooks while my food got cold?
classic "my thing" as they say
and i was doing it

addys; redbull; cigarettes
time to get down to business

wanna lose weight so my dick and foreskin get thinner

sick freak

don't forget the buzz gum
it works as a laxative too

not gay

i thought i was addicted to redbull once but then i just stopped drinking it so i guess i wasnt lol (as said by 1 billion worldwide teenagers)

been forgetting to take my metamucil; however my poopies have still ben quite clean

you're not cil'in anymore???
but you inspired me to cil....

im not gay; i really really like women

better be exclusively asian women otherwise ur still gay

im a gookophile

sorry man it was just a lapse of laziness
im back on my shit now as of today

bull crap its not gay if i j/o to other races

its gay to jack off period. a man touching a mans dick with no woman involved? pretty fuckin gay dude

hmm a good point; i shall consider it

indubidibly

a man massaging his own weener whilest staring at big naked women? hardly gay

who do you think invented it?

touching a dick
not gay
error,error does not compute, error,error

wait where was i.....
ah yes...

ah yes;

...the usual

dang it, got a boner again

one of my eyes is processing visual information faster than the other; quite distracting really.....

horus...

april 13 is the 103rd day of the year

102 days in and i havent made any progress towards getting a wife + children

my butt stinks rn lol

103 days still not even a single particle closer to agf2017

guess u guys was right that this was a building year and agf2018 would be the real deal...

every human has two tasks to complete :
1. be a decent person
2. have children

wonder if i'll check either of those off....

sjw owned cringe fail compilation

ah yes; another year where i don't get my life together even though i said i would

3. get totally ripped

still pretty hopeful for agfsecondhalfof2017

man only has one goal and that is to become a Sage

are you an angel?
because you just dropped outta haven girl
*rapes*

yea, but kinda scary, we are 102 days in and i havent prepped for even a second yet

noun
1.
an aromatic plant with grayish-green leaves that are used as a culinary herb, native to southern Europe and the Mediterranean.
2.
either of two bushy North American plants with silvery-gray leaves.

i think mans only goal is to fuck something illegal

AMAZING white boy dab 2015

im convinced if i wind up growing old without a family im going to be very, very "put out" by that

need to sort this gookgf shit out pronto boys...

whoa
ether popped again, over $2 in one hour

did you give the definition of sauge....

at least 3 gram drabs strictly

squidward dab

spongebob rattling spoons rofl

like a virgin
touched for the very first time

*buttons up button up shirt*
so this is how it feels to wear a button up shirt...
ready to eat that sub comm

remember moulon rouge? the movie?

i remember danny brown rapping about it

never even held a girls hand but its probably clammy and gross

ive smelt a girl before tho; very nice

did your mommy buy you a nice one...

>>173824609
of course

clam·my (klăm′ē)
adj. clam·mi·er, clam·mi·est
1. Disagreeably moist, sticky, and cold to the touch: a clammy handshake.

gore vidal is a hell of a film maker whatd he do after great gatsby?

>>173824851
uhm you mean baz luhrmann?

>>173824965
same thing

i dont open eroshare links since theyre viruses thats just me

welfare immigrant neighbours literally having a party even though i reported them to the council

this is absolutely unnacceptable

>>173825204
stay mad youre not invited

ugh; intolerance

intolerance is great;

2017
being intolerent of intolerence

were better than that white people

*blowsgreen boogies onto tissue*
ahem!

farting again...

imagine being from a shit country and simply moving to another country because you can live there for nothing and leech off the tax payers
but even living off the welfare is ten times better than you'd have got in a full time job at home

then having a party once a week until 6am even though you live in a newly built residential area that is forced by the government to mix poor people and rich people together

and then having 6 kids

and then not even learning the country's national language

what a fucking world we live in rn
20 years ago those fucking monkeys would be on the streets sucking dick for money to feed their 6 kids

>>173781269
wonder if this actually made jan decide to stop
hes an odd fellow
but beginning to make an impression on me

i mean it was a really good post; it would make me reconsider my life ngl

>>173781269
+1
word
based

did i tell you guys about this nig i overheard saying that was she white, she would be stupid not to vote for a far right party

don't even get me started on the niggers...

>>173825720
stay mad youre not invited

>>173825874
ye but maybe you said it over at 162 these antideps are making it hard for me to remember

>>173825672
same

NGL
Not Gonna Lie

Used to indicate that you are not deviating from the truth.
Chuck Norris would destroy Jack Bauer, this is false.
NGL, Jack Bauer would destroy Chuck Norris.

did i guys tell you

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ah yes

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heavenly asian angels...

*falls in love*
...lol...

also i installed yooka laylee lol

>>173825267
>>173825909
>>173826123
hmmm

they're all to blame

myself included *slides on refugees welcome tshirt*

word. we have to take responsibility for the migrants too...

immigrants would be like normal people except they act like fucking entitled monkeys

for everyone 1 that gets a low skilled job theres 10 that think theyre above labour work

>>173826380
kinda like us

really makes you think

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>>173826487
stinky...

*unsheathes katana*
gonna take some responsibility hehe

im not above labo(u)r work

im a warehouse boy, born n raised

*punches in* ahhh, time for muh shift

>>173826429
hmmmm not really tho we are white

>>173826569
you work?