*wakes up*
arrrghh
well time to volunteer work...
fml
*boots up vg*
anime op, anime op, what!? these fucking startwo guys filled up a thread? shit shit
*dels thread*
*deletes all the posts*
*boots up irc*
haha yeah these "autists" are "circle jerking" again
did you see the sports last night?
oh man, that one actress is so hot
*farts*
your future is the reflection of your deeds, jan
stop picking on me
https://boards.4tan.org/vg/thread/173780392/#173780392
hmmmm
sc1 frick kerrigans (terran) p*ssy edition
fucking zerg race ruins everything they truly are the niggers of the starcraft universe
gook
gook morning!
what happened to thread? I went to buy a fan. We were discussing africa tournament even -_-
janny is on her period...
gook
dahye...
cutting your own toenails is kinda hard..
water we watching today soul calibur fans?
>>173784523
perfect
>>173784595
>>173784749
so romantic
sup
>>173785336
DEH!!!
>>173785481
sunny is my favorite sone
*dies*
mommy bought a big bag of doritos
>>173791193
fatty boy
*slaps belly*
you know it lmao
how are those push ups going scv
remember we do push ups until we can't push up anymore here
what if i told you a gook smiled after looking at me in the eyes today :)
was it a "FUCK ME, ANON" smile :)
uh yeah totally
you can only get a gook gf if youre blond
they dont care for brunettes you might as well be chinese
actually i made it all up :/
who up right now, can i get a who up chain going if u up???
not even white women want snowniggers
what makes you think gooks like betas
who are you calling a beta
you blue eyes white dragons
blue eyes white gook
suspicious posts
i think weve been infiltrated by a shitskin...
actually im red eyes black dragon please no diScriminiZe. thnks
niggers count as shitskins too youd know that if youd ever been constipated as me
who you callin SHITSKIN, cracker
lol thats way worse than the white one
based japs
suck my cock????
hi im here im here
ready to do my "thing" in the scv
>>173792976
read that book
damn... 51 hours sober...
>>173790784
imagine ham cheering for you........ idk if id do my absolute best or my absolute worst......
if you woulnt have a panic attack youre a norm
omo.. young mila...
almost had a panic attack today
sorry who
that doesnt look like mila jovovich at all
>>173794835
ton of pressure
>>173795103
i woke up with a sort-of panic attack
but then i took the antidees and it went away.....
ive i had a set of adjustable dumbbells and adjustable bench id get back into working out... i have a gym membership but its a 15 minute bike ride away and i get anxiety being outside of the house...
>>173796861
>i get anxiety being outside of the house...
Are you seven, or live in Chicago? Because if not, you really don't have an excuse for being such a manchild. Your made up mental illnesses aren't real either.
we don't go to the gym here
you dont need weights to workout just do bodyweight shit
no new ip im confused
>>173796991
are you from reddit? because if not you really dont have an excuse for making posts like this
word. we're empathetic and kind here we dont belittle eachother for our madeup mental spooks
forgive our trespasses as we forgive them of others amen
im tired of my big fat gut from drinking every night for years.. if i can lose weight i can fit into my clothes again...
literally stop consuming carbs besides vegetables
u gotta stop drinking rofl
>>173797345
my dad did this, cut all bread and carb shit from his diet
went from being close to 90 kg down to like 65 in a couple of months
>>173797492
did he find you a new mom too
>kg
kill him
>>173797591
no lol
he healed himself (had some gut issue) and then he went up to like 80 kilos
hes far more fit than i am
>>173797597
my dad did this, cut all bread and carb shit from his diet
went from being close to 90 lbs down to like 65 in a couple of months
>>173797898
based cat dad
>>173797898
idk if it works like that........
>>173798083
i mean carbs are pretty bad...
omo my bwgf is online :3
shes mine btw you silly boys cant have her
https://www.twitch
.tv/cadenzatv
carbs are for big boys who use lot of energy
idiots
were small boys here
>>173797110
Look in the mirror and you tell me. Try not to cry looking at your own ugly reflection, though. Don't need baby to have another breakdown.
UMMMM FUCK OFF OK??????
ILL KILL YOU CUNTS
Pretty sure that isn't a girl....sorry to inform you :(
ok well i found my 30lb dumbbells so i did a little workout... 2 sets of trap shrugs... 3 sets of pushups... 2 sets of db rows.. and 3 sets of shoulder press with them...
actually she is and shes scottish and really cute :3
also she could fucking destroy all you retards at bw
nice i just did 5 pushups myself
>>173798350
Christ, fucking kill yourselves turbo virgins. Have you ever even looked at a woman before?
hot scv dads...
LMAO YOU GOT FUCKING REKT
LITERALLY CALLED YOU RETARDED LOOOL
>>173798548
i bet you never had sex with a hot syrian dad
no new ip
are we becoming dilfs?
my based bwgf
what a fucking goddess :3
jesus fuck this is literally the most embarrassing shit
sending this to your gf right now
bw? blackwhite?
omo shes perfect...
brown woman
just my just
>>173798940
omo
gook
so cringe >_<
please dont harass this streamer. im sure he/she is a nice person. contain your autism and unleash it on the thread instead ok
i want to gf her
>>173799223
this is the most embarrassed ive ever been of you retards
i should never have posted that link here fuck you all
lolg here, what the fuck is this general and why is this shitposting bullshit allowed to exist
no new ip
ugh ill never get a job
*summons chaos end*
heh i think we're done here kid
are there sparknotes for the card effect I don't want to read all that
that aint a hearthstone card :O
who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to put a fucking essay on the card
yugioh is highbrow
come on and slam! and welcome to the jam!
yugioh really never made much sense with the stars system
like why would you ever want to put 300/400 shitty sub-4 star monsters in your deck if you can just put 1800/whatever in there instead and there is no downside
i dont remember what else didnt make sense to me tho its been too long
>>173800650
for sacrifices and decoys idiot...
so we finally finished inuyasha and moved on to yugioh?
what about one piece and gundam.....
sacrificed a lot to be here today...
she stopped streaming...
with the scene you idiots made i wouldnt be surprised if she never streams again >___<
she wont be streaming much after i marry her
shes a shy girl shes not used to so much attention from virgnorms
>>173801030
where have I seen this before...hmmmm
>You can pay 1000 Life Points; banish all cards from your opponent's hand, field, and Graveyard, then inflict 500 damage to your opponent for each card banished by this effect.
ummm...
>>173800803
still watching inuyasha. we already read yugioh / watched season 0 here
woke up head hurts
why didn't you guys force me to go to the therapy earlier? assholes
call me asshole 1 more time
dingus...what you gonna do?
A-
>>173801352
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
geez it wasnt that funny
word
>>173801352
https://www.dailydot.com/upstream/4chan-lit-book-vlogger-katie-harassment/
>/lit/ users thought Katie was cute. They also mocked her, called her a virgin
Is this writer retarded? Saying that a girl is a virgin is not mocking her.
a virgin girl is a beautiful wonderful rare and divine thing
virgin means undesirable to the normals
eh heh heh
vaginals...
whats wrong babe? lose your hymen in vietnam
sorry babe no diamond for you
we dont like normals and we tell them whats wrong with them to their faces
you, yes you, normie. you're a drunk. you're a profligate, you're a loser and you're going to HELL if you dont straighten up. im a proud virgin and a gamer and im not afraid of you
norms can eat my shorts
ooh boy... i'll go back to bed
feeling sick rn
goodbye - until we meet again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-8dXX5y40M
this sam dude is out of control
>>173802205
oh shit charlie murphy died
:(
>>173803114
literally who
i only know eddie murphy and i havent seen anything from him in like a decade and a half
>>173803247
eddie murphys brother
how underage are you? never seen chappelles show?
charlie murphy was the guy from hot shots
>>173803272
no i dont generally watch nigger shit
im 25
>>173803347
you missed out for sure
don't really care about niggers dying either :/
>>173803389
boo hoo hoo i missed out on some random nig
like i missed out on that faggot prince or whoever that every normie pretended to love for like a week after his death and then totally forgot about him like they did before he died
my most liked status to this day is "rip MJ"
>most liked status
???
>>173804037
nice
michael jordan is dead??? O_o
wow rip
sometimes it annoys me that most of you are millenials
were gen X
>>173804339
take the pills gramps
When is starcraft remastered going to be released?
https://streamable.com/gzbjc
lol
>>173804497
summer hopefully
just told my mom something
if you are in the contender list for GM does that mean you are at least in the top 400 of the server?
>>173805412
did she like it.....
>>173805698
it means you are one of the last couple hundred players still dumb enough to play the fucking game yeah
>>173805737
she is very cross with me
gets a wife
she cooks me food, cleans my clothes, gives me hugs and emotional support
has kids
they generate inordinate amounts of wealth, continue the dynasty, make me feel young again, will eventually be boardgame buddies, and ultimately make me immortal
dang tho maybe the millenials are right and a life of poverty filled with nights of drunken unfulfilling loveless one night stands and getting addicted to mind numbing illegal substances then dying alone and miserable as a burnout pot head on somebody elses couch is better ROFL
yeah like you had the choice to choose between either one lol
more like gets a wife she cheats on you and divorces and takes the kids and then you pay alimony and drink beer lol
nobody actually gets divorced n00b
woohee...
*boots up sc2*
hmm ah yes adepts...
female protoss...
Remember when Starcraft was good?
>>173809796
*remembers 9 hours ago*
yeah the ASL today was pretty good
filtered
dumb pigskin
i remember when tasteless was solo casting BW in GOMTV star invitational etc and we would have threads on /v/...good times. SC2 comes out and we had good threads on /vg/, time flies....
>>173809938
>>173809940
>>173810078
>>173810145Butthurt.
dont include me in your posts ever again
>>173809796
remember the capebros?
they're still around probably
ah yes, capebros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDbN9TZqFcg
ye we are... i made the idra capebro shoop back in the day... the one with the black cape with the diamonds around the neck
>>173811734
i made that. why are you lying?
i even have the cape pic i used to make it
>>173812354
not that one...
>>173812387
yes that one
dads making chili again -.-
>>173812550
not that one... i made the idra feel guy cape one...
>>173812636
i made this one too
>>173812789
thats the one... i remember making it, weird
maybe i shooped it? he was buff in mine
>that feel when you put on your zerg cape whenever you go into the city and greet everbody with "annyeong haseyo" but rarely does anyone manage to respond
>>173812860this was the first one. i didnt make it
>>173813054
it was a really good meme
i think capebros and facebros were our 2 best memes
>>173812354
thats a nice cape
>>173813206
stop
woke up at 4pm
>>173813953
heh good morning
hate waking up so late because it means there are people out when i walk my dog :/
>>173815101
cats win again
wake up at 2-3pm these days now. better than last year where i was waking up at 5-6pm daily
4chanman/v/
we wake up at 4:30 am every day here because its a habit we formed in the army that we cant break
we wake up early to see our parole officers here
anyone elses heart skip a beat just reading the word asian?
id love to join the army but im too scared to get good habbits like that
ever wonder what youd have if you didnt have your disgusting life to blame for your failures lol
trest
cant relate to that fear of improvement bro
test tomorrow -_-;
>>173816148
just pee in the cup, whats the big deal?
we drink
havent drank in 38 minutes so actually i dont drink
here catch *tosses you a cold one*
went looking for beer in the house today but i realised i already drank all the stuff my dad hid _-_
whoa that face so cool _-_
hot scv dads................
anyone ever tried puttin alcohol up their butt
your colon can't break down the alcohol so it goes straight into your system
seems like something i'd try
>>173816679
use a tampon
beernorms... blech
no but once my friend convinced me to do an eye shot of vodka
eyenorms...
actually i got that idea from a hentai doujin.. japs are so clever
hey guys should i play this game
just scratched my head
just figured out the philospher's stone
i need a harry potter reference in my life r.i.g.h.t n.o.w
philosopher's >_<
ahh my favorite stinker is live
time to settle in for the night
just pooped
ting ting and fanr are live right now
fanr is a loud stinky bitch!
imagine going in public with her... she would yell...
>>173817020
doubt it
>>173817038
was it good
>>173817151
nice
>>173817265
>>173817279
got tem
>>173817282
is she almost naked
>>173817284
good boy
>>173817414
i see
>>173817490
really really loud
uhgggggg x_x but i still watch her stink it up from time to time :)
right gonna so my daily 2 hours of guitar playing
>>173817636
i am watching her now
she likes sitting with her lerg up so her heel goes up her va****........ very off putting
gonna so my
>>173817730
maybe she likes that sort of thing.....
>>173817730
>>173817958
fanr........
i often sit with my heel resting on my bhole. nothing wrong with that
>>173817958
O m O
asuka
well my favorite stinker is cocowine and that will never change
LANGLEY?
*wears a waistcoat to a casual gathering*
hm i guess im the sharpest dresser here.. as usual :rolls eyes:
*puts on my frills* just another day
word we dress in full ita every day
this hoodie im wearing rn is the nicest piece of clothing i own
*spills red wine on it*
oh gosh so sorry man hope that comes out
*wipes my ass with it* oh crap sorry buddy hope that SHIT comes out of your really nice hoodie :)
im very mori at the moment, lots of earthy tones going on
im wearing red as usual
as usual
im wearing nothing at all :)
its still the nicest piece of clothing i own...
ah yes, the ol' usual
i ask that you do not make fun of my red clothing that i am wearing as usual
thanks
*slips on red undies* all my undies are red
as usual
drinking beer as usual
lost weight in my balls again
hmm yes per usual
*sips mommys wine*
my bf likes my red undies...
they werent red when i bought them *spongebob reference*
all those people wearing red...
maybe i should start too
but if u wore red it would be unusual...
99 - 04 sb or post movie sb?
theres a big difference in quality
*slides on blue t-shirt* hey....this isnt my usual color....
what the heck is going on here
>>173819576
idk it was that one where they were wresteling i think its a good episode
gookers
ah yes; gookers
is that how you use a ;
stinkers; therefore gooks and nips
idk
id use ellipsis there honestly......
thailand; land of the ladyboy
no thats not right i dunno how to use it
awake again
my head feels clear this time
hm mm why?
if nips, then stinkers, otherwise gooks
if nips, then stinkers; otherwise, gooks
howa bout that
mayhaps it is all the fresh air from the open window
hmm... why did i google image search "little lupe" earlier?
i think hes teaching us how to use the ; wrong
rofl just googled little lupe too and got a governmetn warning thanks a lot asshole :)
oh so its just like a comma but more powerful
like a comma is a pause to seperate, a semi colon is a bigger seperation pause
still dont get how i would use it;
; = ,+and
im gay and pretty stupid too
im gay; pretty stupid too
she gooks; therefore he gooked her
heh he :) mmm i'm hungry...
its for when you want to use a comma but the 2 ideas youre separating are different i think
punctuation is more of an art than a rule
there's ways to use certain brush strokes when painting a picture but they aren't held back by rules
as is with english punctuation
theres a smexy italian sub in the fridge...
so were...free to make our own rules;
>>173821104
xD remember this epic meme of capes :) ahhahaha the good ol days
smexy
yes because only chinese people who learnt english from a book type like robots with perfect usage of a ;
; is used to add character if not then just use a , or a .
whats smexy
small n sexy
>>173821135
i had a spicy italian earlier
thus; furthermore
from whence thou came, whore!
small; sexy
did those guys end up going to their therapy appointments? i feel asleep before we found out
smexy
sh mexy
shmal exy
shemale sexy.
yeah well i flat out ___refuse___ to post right now so go on without me
SmExIi
im not home right now; feel free to leave it on the doorstep :)
is this correct or incorrect?
SmExli...
small; exciting; lithium
our punctuation: its reaching; new heights
but oere spellyng? wei can bee mor creatiatory
>>173821468
heh... no i didn't go
i've been asleep !
im gay; furthermore
boy i sure am glad janny holocaust #30 is over & done with
want that sub but don't wanna move... wish it had spicy now too
back to doing our thing as usual
back to gookin
gookin hard too
the jannycaust era; what a disheartening time
;;why do we never put anything infront of our sentences?
thats just not right
freak
remember last night when i blew the blood clot out of my nose and ruined another shirt? then i got really mad and jeane claude van damn kill gooks while my food got cold?
classic "my thing" as they say
and i was doing it
addys; redbull; cigarettes
time to get down to business
wanna lose weight so my dick and foreskin get thinner
sick freak
don't forget the buzz gum
it works as a laxative too
not gay
i thought i was addicted to redbull once but then i just stopped drinking it so i guess i wasnt lol (as said by 1 billion worldwide teenagers)
been forgetting to take my metamucil; however my poopies have still ben quite clean
you're not cil'in anymore???
but you inspired me to cil....
im not gay; i really really like women
better be exclusively asian women otherwise ur still gay
im a gookophile
sorry man it was just a lapse of laziness
im back on my shit now as of today
bull crap its not gay if i j/o to other races
its gay to jack off period. a man touching a mans dick with no woman involved? pretty fuckin gay dude
hmm a good point; i shall consider it
indubidibly
a man massaging his own weener whilest staring at big naked women? hardly gay
who do you think invented it?
touching a dick
not gay
error,error does not compute, error,error
wait where was i.....
ah yes...
ah yes;
...the usual
dang it, got a boner again
one of my eyes is processing visual information faster than the other; quite distracting really.....
horus...
april 13 is the 103rd day of the year
102 days in and i havent made any progress towards getting a wife + children
my butt stinks rn lol
103 days still not even a single particle closer to agf2017
guess u guys was right that this was a building year and agf2018 would be the real deal...
every human has two tasks to complete :
1. be a decent person
2. have children
wonder if i'll check either of those off....
sjw owned cringe fail compilation
ah yes; another year where i don't get my life together even though i said i would
3. get totally ripped
still pretty hopeful for agfsecondhalfof2017
man only has one goal and that is to become a Sage
are you an angel?
because you just dropped outta haven girl
*rapes*
yea, but kinda scary, we are 102 days in and i havent prepped for even a second yet
noun
1.
an aromatic plant with grayish-green leaves that are used as a culinary herb, native to southern Europe and the Mediterranean.
2.
either of two bushy North American plants with silvery-gray leaves.
i think mans only goal is to fuck something illegal
AMAZING white boy dab 2015
im convinced if i wind up growing old without a family im going to be very, very "put out" by that
need to sort this gookgf shit out pronto boys...
whoa
ether popped again, over $2 in one hour
did you give the definition of sauge....
at least 3 gram drabs strictly
squidward dab
spongebob rattling spoons rofl
like a virgin
touched for the very first time
*buttons up button up shirt*
so this is how it feels to wear a button up shirt...
ready to eat that sub comm
remember moulon rouge? the movie?
i remember danny brown rapping about it
never even held a girls hand but its probably clammy and gross
ive smelt a girl before tho; very nice
did your mommy buy you a nice one...
>>173824609
of course
clam·my (klăm′ē)
adj. clam·mi·er, clam·mi·est
1. Disagreeably moist, sticky, and cold to the touch: a clammy handshake.
gore vidal is a hell of a film maker whatd he do after great gatsby?
>>173824851
uhm you mean baz luhrmann?
>>173824965
same thing
i dont open eroshare links since theyre viruses thats just me
welfare immigrant neighbours literally having a party even though i reported them to the council
this is absolutely unnacceptable
>>173825204
stay mad youre not invited
ugh; intolerance
intolerance is great;
2017
being intolerent of intolerence
were better than that white people
*blowsgreen boogies onto tissue*
ahem!
farting again...
imagine being from a shit country and simply moving to another country because you can live there for nothing and leech off the tax payers
but even living off the welfare is ten times better than you'd have got in a full time job at home
then having a party once a week until 6am even though you live in a newly built residential area that is forced by the government to mix poor people and rich people together
and then having 6 kids
and then not even learning the country's national language
what a fucking world we live in rn
20 years ago those fucking monkeys would be on the streets sucking dick for money to feed their 6 kids
>>173781269
wonder if this actually made jan decide to stop
hes an odd fellow
but beginning to make an impression on me
i mean it was a really good post; it would make me reconsider my life ngl
>>173781269
+1
word
based
did i tell you guys about this nig i overheard saying that was she white, she would be stupid not to vote for a far right party
don't even get me started on the niggers...
>>173825720
stay mad youre not invited
>>173825874
ye but maybe you said it over at 162 these antideps are making it hard for me to remember
>>173825672
same
NGL
Not Gonna Lie
Used to indicate that you are not deviating from the truth.
Chuck Norris would destroy Jack Bauer, this is false.
NGL, Jack Bauer would destroy Chuck Norris.
did i guys tell you
ah yes
heavenly asian angels...
*falls in love*
...lol...
also i installed yooka laylee lol
>>173825267
>>173825909
>>173826123
hmmm
they're all to blame
myself included *slides on refugees welcome tshirt*
word. we have to take responsibility for the migrants too...
immigrants would be like normal people except they act like fucking entitled monkeys
for everyone 1 that gets a low skilled job theres 10 that think theyre above labour work
>>173826380
kinda like us
really makes you think
>SPOTV SSL Classic 10h 30m
>>173826487
stinky...
*unsheathes katana*
gonna take some responsibility hehe
im not above labo(u)r work
im a warehouse boy, born n raised
*punches in* ahhh, time for muh shift
>>173826429
hmmmm not really tho we are white
>>173826569
you work?
>>173826429
yeah but we are entitled to do that as native citizens
i wouldnt fucking move to another country and act like this ffs
*immediately walks to the coffee machine and chit-chats with the gals for 3 straight hours*
muh shift...as usual...
we have to hold ourselves to a higher standard than the third world filth
>>173826638
lmfao these fucking mental gymnastics hahah oh wow
>>173826604
ya :/
>>173826724
you are the 1 out of 10
im so sorry
dont tell anyone but i think we have a third worlder in the thread...
>>173826774
are you a shitskin or just a libshit
>>173826723
rofl that doesnt even make sense fucking immigrant
nobody wants you haha
imagine being not wanted by anybody as a citizen of no where
poor fucking immigrant
our stinker girlfriends are migrants...
we don't talk about that stuff here please!!
>>173826902
neither
im a neet
i was in a union before, those guys are my heroes
everyone looked up to the union steward like he was a god.
its just like the movies
its my right as a white citizen
*leeches*
thread is p fucking gay right now with the stupid normies talking about their politics. gonna take a nap
>>173827004
no theyre imports
>>173827004
all the stinkers i have ever met work infinitely harder than the locals
their fucking restaurants are open every single day of the week from morning till late night
we need a second class citizen system for all the migratory workers until we can deport them
>>173827103
don't go
just like the semi colon debacle, they will stfu eventually
>>173827145
only asians should be allowed to live desu
whites and niggers are just a waste of human life
this guy looks mad; methinks he cant use semicolons
>>173827046
then why are you taking their side
the money they get paid by the government could be going to you instead
its okay for niggers and whites and arabs and all the rest to live just not all in the same place
is the guy with hair on his pippeli here?
*be immigrant*
*third cousins girlfriends sister tells me the country he lives in is great*
*prepare my new life in first world country*
*end up spending 95% of my time doing nothing*
*5% is lying about the jobs you applied to for continued welfare*
*demand a house for your 7 kids making house prices skyrocket and unnafordable for actual native workers*
ahh just another days work for a useless world citizen :)
>>173827226
i mean not with how much they lie and cheat
whites have invented the modern world the rest are either trying to imitate us or arent even doing that
manual labor is literally not that bad
ya get money for lifting boxes and putting stuff into boxes and stuff, its pretty cool
and with the money you earn laborin' you can buy stuff like computers and video games and vodka
we identify with the lumpenproletariat here
did not read
>>173827518
are you implying inventing the modern world is something to be proud of? modernity is the single worse thing to happen to man since original sin
>>173827583
shut the fuck up tinny
>>173827583
wording this
i feel like tinny should be put down like an animal
>>173827731
you cant word yourself you fucking retard
reminder that we're luddites now
yea it's fucked up but why don't you join the amish
>>173827659
im not her, ignorant muh iphones bitch
talked to a black guy today
went ok
actually i can
honestly glad tinshit sticks mainly to that jan honeypot now
rofl that snit back fired hard on jan
word. jan underestimated us hardcore
i would go back to 162 in an instant if tin left
guys freakin annoying
>>173827939
:333333
easter is coming up; its a very special day
ye but not in a good way
jesus never existed
double barreled bukshot
always thought easter was in feb
*loads up daddy's shotgun*
about time i blasted some rounds into that fucking freak tinny
>>173828450
wait
stoptake me with you
>>173828450
me next
everyone gaye's hard about politics and then went to cool off
lol
every time... you big dummies
thread was popping too... heh
heh
whats "gaye"
dumb fucking phoner
were politic boys here. thats just us
fussy fussy
*shakes spiders out of hoodie*
>>173828984
word
we are budding revolutionaries. scv is the coffeehouse culture of the 21st century
*gayes hard for gook pussy*
ah yes..... truly remarkable....
gaye, i might say....
>>173828332
https://youtu.be/tg_poNVIg2E
#aware
cobwebs all over the ceiling... where theres smoke there is fire... i won't be fooled
*provides greek subs*
i'm just here to take it easy
politics dont take it easy so i dont care for politics
i know its important to care about politics but its just too much for my lazy boy self
i just remembered what i was gonna post when we were talking about clothes
my hoody is kinda long on the sleeves and goes up past my thumb and it makes me feel really cute with just fingers poking out
*kicks back*
if a documentary uses """spoopy""" music you can guarantee that its biased and even false, bullshit crap
i have one spider near my window
i tried vacuuming him but he is a clever lad and somehow escaped me
so then i made a pact with him; he catches bugs for me and i let him live
this was like half a year ago and now hes really big, but hes also catching so many bugs its ridiculous
he also just keeps for himself near the window and barely moves so im not too scared of him
*posts 2 hour long youtube vid*
surely.... surely no one will watch this
jp is not very likable or good at anything
but there he is
>>173829443
*watches it*
whats your next move
jp is the nick nolte of esports
thinking about it, i should probably name him.....
>>173829447
i think scoots helped him "come up"... its like theres a cabal of average intelligence boring as shit/gaytarded nerds all helping each other out
i want to be surrounded by smelly girls
>Some female tarantulas, for example, may live over twenty years.
hmmmm....
not as impressive as the koi fish we discussed yesterday but still very nice
>>173829662
kinda sad i missed that koi discussion it looked interesting
mico has big fake boobies!!!!!!
i think they're similar to goldfish somehow
>>173829864
gooks don't stink though you fucking retard
>>173829864
"ah sorry ladies my seat is all the way there in the back, i guess ill just have to squeeze past you all"
i can probably find a koi documentary to link if anyone is interested
laddering jams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJOTBSE_3Dw
>>173829864
why that 1 mean muggin me for
>>173829871
it just doesnt make sense for a koi to be able to live 256 years.... it cant be true
even in the most perfect conditions, i just cant believe it. that nip is freakin lying
>>173829937
omo
perfect
>>173830050
not it wouldnt be the same without the scvs to discuss it...
>>173829969
i posted it because of the smelly foods
>>173829864
smelly gooks O_O
i think all girls do is stare at their phones
gooks make that weird throaty sound sometimes
mmmm
ive got a 245 year old koi if anyone wants to count the rings
people are saying that april 14th ethereum is gonna moon.....
this is our chance
gook
>>173830334
bring it on down to the lab, me and my associates would love to dive in and spend at least 2 months counting
girls
theyre addicted to their phones
>>173830334
how can you tell your koi is 245 years old if you didnt count the rings.......
only because they're so stupid and weak
its not just girls, normals in general are addicted completely
if you took the phone away from them for even 5 minutes they would cry
Only 25 gooks for 502 posts...43 ips....
phone
i used to be addicted to my phone too
happy is me for i kicked the habit
the only reason i keep a phone is gps and music
i think new flip phones can do both of those things....hmmmm...
so much freakin dandruff
instead it of fucking idiots getting government grant money to pretend to count koi fish scales
we should fund experiments to see why women are so fucking weak and pathetic
lets see how young and small a boy can be while still being able to overpower, rape and impregnate a fully grown adult woman
my guess is 11 years old
i read books on my phone
we bought my mom an iphone for birthday
i never thought this would happen but even she got kinda addicted to it
like she could live without it, but it def wouldnt be the same
and she HATES technology otherwise
yeah im sure thats real good for your eyes lol
still getting used to the printing press here
actually ive read that you cant damage your eyes with a screen
im living proof that u can damage ur eyes with a screen
>>173831081
same word
im living proof that you cant
hey guys what are some good arcade games
the comp sci teacher at my high school always talked about how he had some job that involved staring at laser, and now he had lines of blindness etched into his vision
i always wanted to fucking spit on him and scream WHY DO YOU THINK WE CARE?
im 28 soon and my sight is still just as good....been spending 12-18hr per day looking at monitor since I was 10...brightness settings and dark themes might help Im not sure..
>>173831312
kinda like we want to do with you now
wtf mico is literally our girl
eating a pizza with pineapple on top
>>173831369
+1 and word
pineapple pizza?!?! REEEEEEE
anyway... i think my neighbors are feeding my cat
hmmmmmmmmmmmm might jo
thats nice of them......
word
why do gooks cut their food with scissors
fucking savages dont they know how to use a knife
>>173831648
i always cut my pizza with scissors
i eat my pizza with a fork and a knife
-1
we roll our pizzas here
>>173831683
no you dont get outta here
nobody in the civilized world does that shit
gotta eat less
getting fat
heh ill eat for the both of us then
a true patriot...
what was that arcade and n64 game that was like diablo... the health packs were like roast chicken and stuff though.
ah.. nothing like waking up at 8:30pm...
>>173831195
whatcha like?
puzzle games? shmups? beat em ups?
>>173832008
zelda
>>173832008
gauntlet?
>>173832017
just in time for a drink *slides you a cold one*
>>173832008
gauntlet.. used to play that in the arcade too...
how much money do you think i would have to donate to mico to cum on her face and boobies
i looked for gauntlet on steam a while back and it only had this strange sort of gauntlet that didnt look like real gauntlet so i didnt buy
walking down the street to the video rental store that wasn't blockbusters... getting the n64 diablo clone... getting super far and pausing it, turning the tv off and writing a sign to put on the tv asking my step mom not to turn the console off please
of course she turned it off while i was at school anyway lol
looking back on it, i'd love to do the same to a kid now... there would be no greater pleasure than booting the shit out of a n64 and then giving some hilariously fake apology about how it got unplugged by accident while i vacuumed (of course she never vacuumed)
hmmm
frickin step moms....never truly respecting their step kids...
would there be any interest in hearing my remixes of popular songs where i switch words around with gook and chink and how much i hate them/want to kill them/talk about gooking out
for example in one step closer by linkin park instead of him saying "shut up when im talking to you!" its me saying "shut up when im hating the gooks!" its actually pretty good because it has the same amount of syllables
why do u hate gooks and stinks...
yeah it was definitely gauntlet
the definitive star2gen game
omoooooo
i played the valkyrie class in gauntlet
yeah gonna jo to "that" vid
trumps latest tweet
>>173832695
is he going in????
i played the generic warrior guy because i've got shit for brains like that
word im fuckin retarded too
word
>>173832750
law and order... jobs...
im scared janny will come when im sleeping..
>>173832931
oh i thought he was invading north gooks.... sparking the massive gook refugee migrations to europe......
>>173832769
i think the valkyrie was pretty much just like a re-skinned version of the warrior except you unlock it later on
not sure though
>>173832629
gook...
>>173833058
theyre come to america... but china stopped shipping them coal so fingers crossed
idk either
i googled it and now i remember the wizard was a nigger dressed like an egyptian pharaoh, which is kinda awesome
i think there was a nigger egyptian dynasty but still
lol
i had a ps1 not a fuckin n64 lol
>>173833163
nono we europeans will take them dont worry........
ill take 3 or even 4 gook girls......
i only have this one room tho so theyll have to sleep with me......
weirdo
>>173833292
ah ah ah but anon your countries are very full of syrians and other ""refugees"" there is simply no room. looks like theyll have to come to america. better luck next war, europal
my name is kunta kentay
>>173833292
+1 they can take the arabs in exchange we dont mind
we had both systems here and wanted a saturn but mommy wouldnt let us
>>173833385
thats not how it's spelled you fool
>>173833385
remember when a game could have a nigger like that or the other nigger in tekken and nobody cared because sjws hadn't infected everything?
>>173833381
we can trade those out for gooks
well feel kinda bad but it really cannot be helped, america is just too far and there is a huge ocean in between so that wont work
europe is far more convenient
i remember every time we went to kmart
"ok mom im gonna head over to the games" and i would make sure she noticed me looking at the saturn section in awe
still cant believe that didnt work...
why was she so blind to our mind games...
i bought a ps2 with my own flippin money i made from mowin lawns!
and then this lil punk from the neighborhood stole my twisted metal black that lil fucker
>>173833551
its impractical to shuttle them over land to europe, especially since russia will be at war too. no, its too dangerous and impractical without the siberian railway system and since america is already sending sorties back and forth from the states to korea it would be much MUCH easier to send them to america
and safer too. my condolences but youll have to come to america if you want a gookfugee gf
wasnt black kinda bad compared to old twisted metal anyway...
>>173833736
mmmh now that you mention it i guess ill just take refuge in america too
>>173833859
refugees welcome :)
actually black was pretty good in its own right
>>173833930
nice cant wait to act like a total nigger and get free welfare
>>173834001
good luck getting a gookgf being a dead beat
i miss twisted metal and vigilante 8 i think...they dont make games like that anymore
>>173833736
actually sorry i dont think you americans can be trusted after you elected that bigot trump
we europeans have already proved we are more than capable and willing to accommodate millions upon millions of refugees there is just no way we can trust you racists with this very sensitive job
feels good not being yuropean or murican
>>173832025
i like beat em ups but i totally meant like sc2 arcade lmao
just cummered and now i dont feel like watching mico or fanr anymore
>>173834105
weak german bait...germany and sweden should be considered african not european. burgerbros might be 60% white but you cant bully them hans...gook refugees belong to finland...our mongol background will ensure harmony and kids
60 hours sober... damn...
>>173834105
trump loves gooks hes tring to save them from that horrible dicator. in otherwords NOT a racist
europe on the other hand is banning headscarves and demonstrating lots of racism and lack of understanding of other cultures. not good. theyre coming here
seems like its human nature to just end up fucking everything up
you cant be racist against asians idiots -_-
>>173834263
ah finland is just not good not good
far too cold
croatia and slovenia, we can accommodate all the gooks, we are like 99% white and our climate is perfect for them
power plus prejudice....
fanr......her heel....
i gotta think about getting some sleep...
going to bed gonna fall asleep to that caesar documentary
>>173834556
its always up there...
>>173834618
1. cup of chamomile tea
2. turn off compooper
3. light stretching
4. read ab ook
5. *yawns* nighty night :)
just did 5.7m dps on heroic skropyron...
>>173834741
gnight :)
week long MGS marathon on outerheaven channel again...with all secrets shown think i'll watch till gookclick is on twitch again..
*yawns* ;O
gettin a bit sweepy....
>>173834837
yea but... drk.......
would watch if it was dogg :\
why are stinkers so cute
*stinks*
nhl playoffs or p5 hmmm.....
what to do what to do.......
>>173834923
think they're all fine..its rare i like all streamers in a group channel. drk has the gook gf right?
damn it must be nice to like live with an asian girl as a wife and you can look at her all day long if you wanted and even touch her
does poopr, oops, i mean woopr still come here?
especially the pale stinkers...
gook
>>173835642
gook
i like the ones that have literal yellow skin
its so otherwordly......
reading a book before bed is a terrible idea. i always read them in one sitting so itll be way too late by the time im done
you can read a book in one sitting????
like a whole 300 page book?
drugs starting to feel like theyre decaf...
>>173835885
well yeah how do you do it?
>>173835743
they're cute too but pale stinks are so rare i've only seen 2 of them irl this year
fanr just got really mad and barked.....omo
>>173835976
it takes me a week for 300 pages.... 5-7 sittings
gook
>>173836014
i saw some old stinkers... they were brownish though
so anyways, back to muslim girls.....
its taken me a month to read savage detectives.. fucking long book
muslim wha-- DansGame
what game is dan playing idgi
bend over weebs TehePelo
does anyone remember our guy GoOdy?
goody. the tank king
if it has to do with sc2 then no we dont remember and no we dont care
he looked like a monster
gookgi
eww
lil ita!!!!!
ugh comm drama
comm drama sounds like a band
comm drama
bitch wore the same shoes as me even though i specifically said i was wearing them at the tuesday meet
nearly lost my lunch when that fuckin whore strutted up
shes fat too lol but i wont touch on that subject....
they are shutting down the 1.18 ptr and they haven't said when they are going to release 1.18. they probably won't do it until the hd version is released.
>>>/cgl/9399412
aight time to get the scoop on the latest comm drama
>I feel like there are only 2-3 good lolita's in my community, myself included. I'm sick of seeing ita-tastic coordinates at meets, half assed bullshit. even the "special" group have so many ita's i don't even want to join them, even though its damn tempting
gonna word this
i want to impregnate your whole comm dude...
>>173837723
Does anyone else have that one group in their comm that only seem to go to meets to take pictures for Instagram and then take turns to all compliment each other. I think some of them refer to each other more by their Instagram names than their real names.
lmao yeah im not reading any further
>>173837852
i have the exact opposite reaction....
must read more
im really diggin this houston showdown between the HLC and the HLS
guess the HLS is copying everything the HLC does or something....
>>173838004
freakin b*tch ass fake itas...
>>solid half hour of meetup turns into autism and disability Olympics
>why is my comm like this
lmao
i'm back but i don't really feel like talking now...
my mood probably peaked earlier right after i ate that smexy italian sub
all downhill from here
i understand
test
>>173838361
fail
>>173838361
did it work
stop it!
searched "penis" and 'size" on cgl archive but didn't get much info on how gulls REALLY feel about THAT
whats a gull
your ancestors have been passing down small dick genes since forever. penis size really doesn't matter unless you're looking to start a career in porn
wait
i read gulls a couple times on cgl what does that word mean
maybe they dont and its just a super common mutation
>Adding in my personal two cents, though I realize it won't pierce the veil of male insecurity. I've been with a 10 inch guy- it made me raw and sore and uncomfortable after the first 5 minutes and he couldn't get all the way in. My fiance is <5 inches, but
mhmmm
my fetish is SPH but i have an average sized 7" dick :/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IrNl52x9C0
>>173839585
this is a real thing girls are into
.
small penises are so beautiful im losing weight so my dick gets smaller
im into it too i think its awesome
i wanna see em in real life
wonder if metro detroit has a comm i can go spectate
detroit has.... a lot of black people
>>173839862
white people are gentrifying it...
>oh please, big dicks are painful and rip your vagina to shreds.
>At least that's my experience and ouch,
my fetish is hurting and humiliating naughty girls
and my penis is an average 8x6...7.80 or something
i round up
anyway this is good news for me i like what i'm reading
now to just get a new personality so i can have sex....
metro detroit has a lot of everything
including a thriving lolita community i bet
detroit lolis...
aka niggers
we don't use that word here actually
the detroit comm mod is a huge bitch!
whats a comm.... sry was reading plotinus
just found a master list of a bunch of comms around the world. come find your local comms!
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1evXegSoFbfEXn8o0joeA-KFvolNKPKllgvaYqNgvOiw/edit#gid=1
BUT i guess all this stuff takes place on facebook and i aint got one of those....
>go to Fanime 2012 for the first time (from Arizona)
>ask lolita friend if I can room with her
>says alright, just note I'm bringing my boyfriend
>boyfriend is attractive like a 9 out of 10
>lolita friend talks about his 8 inch penis
>Saturday night of the Con
>lolita friend asks if I'm interested in sex
>told sure. I hope he's attractive
>tells me in the room that I'm participating in a reverse cuckolding with her bf
>she'll be watching us having sex
>tell them I need to get something to eat before we cuckold
>get scared and run to other lolita friend's room for the night and tell everything
>get a text message asking where I'm at
>tell them I went to iHop met a bunch of my friends and we went to see The Avengers instead
>never return till Monday
>keep wearing the same lolita outfit since then
>shit sucks
Pic related, iHop.
>>173840150
communitas
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WJWpw7wkTz
*cracks a cold one* time to get started, boys
>>173840314
lol much abliged
actually...
i'm getting really pissed off reading posts i know women have made...
much abliged *tips cap*
mlad'
>>173840369
word
im like a guylita complete with top hat and ascot
we should start an scv comm for guylitas come to think of it
hmm what should i cum to today
*does it*
>>173840564
>>173840564
it's too steam
mico's big bouncing titties!!!!
>>173840707
shame about her bad voice tho
wow i didnt even think about it but we havent been jannied all day
come to my comm
>>173840824
*struts in*
>>173840770
call the cops for a noise complaint dude
>>173840792
he hasnt been in his other threads either hopefully he killed himself
chamomile tea time
pour up :)
are we dandys or fops?
*wipes monocle*
i say; old chap :)
i owned him too hard when he started deleting posts earlier
he probably reconsidered his entire life after reading my post
dolly little...
i consider myself a dandy but ive been known to get foppish on occasion
beau brummel...
https://www.twitch
.tv/mico1991
you guys like this?
>>173841206
back to poeg fag
edging feels so good
i feel sorry for blast norms
>>173841349
they sent me here
smushing your dick with your palm feels even better than that
edgenorms will never know this feel
LOL M8
percocet... molly.. percocets...
so its just dancing? whats the point...
she can't be older than 16
sickens me old men touch themselves to her
omo...
mico is a little slut rip off
you have to wait for iamSSunny for the true experience
there's someone sexier than mico? no i can't believe it...
What do you think about Cyclone? It has the same problem as Reapers, only good early game, it promotes all ins.
the druid spell? :Thinking:
why's that dude talking bout reapers
first of all
i shower daily
but today i slept in my clothes
my dick smells so bad that if you smelled it, you would call me a liar and say i hadn't bathed in a week
im still in my pjs
imagine how homeless girls smell after not washing their cunny for weeks
i find it easier to rape ugly people
a hole's a hole
i've actually never had pineapple on pizza
been on this earth for almost 3 decades
>>173780392
uh im kind of new here
what is this?
is this video games?
weve been on this earth awhile havent we.......
time is a flat circle
earth is 4.543 billion years old
and its flat
i'm a pedophile; not a monster
i dont get the big deal about naked kids anyway
>>173781269
wow the janny got shut down hard
she hasnt even messed with us this thread...
what's the difference
one monster dong
*changes daughters diaper*
*goes to jail for seeing her vagina*
wtf?
shut up virgin
when you call me a virign what u normies dont realize is that ur calling me a god
im a monster so im careful to not be bad
we have bellies like this here
>>173844468
no i dont drink beer
walked past my g ma's room once while my 1 year old cousin was getting a diaper change
looked in and saw her vagina
looked super weird... like all puffed up and red/irritated
scary stuff my dudes
word we practice temperance here
>>173844520
this is you
I hate being on my desktop... its depressing somehow
idk how you guys do it
>>173844726
thanks
that looks a lot better
>>173844820
my desktop broke recently and ive never been happier
>>173844885
yeah man idk what it is... maybe its because I know I can do lots of things my ipad can't do...
but I don't do them...
i really don't know
I should get wow again so I can run around dalaran for 10 hours a day...
>>173845456
>>173845456
>>173845456
made a thread with a thing a mod put in our thread once... heh
from no threads to 3... sc2 really is alive..
i played the jester