/SS13G/ Space station 13 general

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>See this
What do?

>>173744185
Bane request you.

>>173744185
Pray that a harvester converts me before harvesting me

>>173744185
Feed the clown to it as a peace offering

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>Be nice to a shitter figuring he is just your average greyshit and wants to mess around
>He ends up stealing everything from your corpse since the rest of your security team left it just lying in the middle of a hallway.

Being a lenient sec officer doesn't work. It's anal stun batons from now on.

>>173744185
Relax now the hard part is done, engage harvester shenanigans.

>put your healing grenade word to "test"
>someone says "testing" on comms
FCUK

>Be roboticist
>First thing co-worker does is raid security for bullshit
>Friendly men in red suits bust in
>Be nice, friendly birb, go along with them
>Be on good terms with security for rest of round
Feels good to be innocent, work-loving roboticist bird.

>>173744185
>Climb in a disposal chute
>Pray for the salvation that won't come unless maybe you're the chaplain
>try to get harvesters to convert you before harvesting

>>173744548
It does work though

>>173744802
You were a good bird, It was cool hanging out with you while you made us robots. Max was a king shitter

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>tfw a juggernaut decides to fist your bird friend and you can't do anything but watch because constructs are human

>>173744961
>constructs are human

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>find a nukie hardsuit in space
>steal the station nuke
>fly around the outside of the station dragging it
>obviously a cult round and people are convinced there is an ops team
>security chasing me with jetpacks
>the cultists team up WITH sec to hunt and kill me
>they tunnel so hard that they don't even try to convert me and just go for murder
>on my death a cultists proudly states they stopped me
>"that fucker even had the disk, close"

my sides

>>173745067
They are if a law says they are.

>>173745067
They are when you have a law saying so.

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>>173744961
This birb?
Would have been nice to have smashed the wall and seen all the drinks go sailing away, but I'm not that much of a monster. Came back later with a stack of cash for him.

>>173745136
>>173745143
disregard me i suck cock

>>173745082
You had me fooled when you flew by, bamboozled twice in one shift.

>>173745159
Was a medbay birb.

Sawbones is not a real doctor, do not let him touch your genitals

>>173745276
Lot of bird-borg duos that shift.

been a while since i played, whats up with the look of the chat? do i need a specific version of byond?

>>173744185
Open /pg/ and shitpost about waifus.

>>173744669
>"Boombox"
>*distant explosion*

AMARI RAY IS FUCKING GAY

>>173746047
It rhymes. Must be true.

>I was busy IRL when this happened. This was brought to my attention today. I got distracted and did not handle this today when this happened. I did skim through this a bit though. I will handle this tomorrow night.

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=34&p=19252#p19252

One week later, nothing happens. Pain expects us to forget. Will you?

>>173745821
>find voice changer in loot room deff theater as nonantag
>remove ID
>Unknown (No ID) [Common]: I have hidden a bomb in maintenance near security. Act fast if you value your station.
>Greyshit McTideman (Assistant) [Common]: BOOMBOX
>Greyshit McTideman (Assistant) [Common]: MEME9000
Thanks for the laughs, whoever did that.

>>173747730
honestly that loot room is the only thing that makes me not fucking kill myself when it's deff

>>173747730
>5 or so minutes after roundstart
>Use default frequency in PDA ping
>Distant explosion
>...
>"h-h-help-p"

>>173747730
can you or anyone else explain loot rooms to me?
are they consistent in location?
is loot randomized?

>>173747617
>I GOT DEADMINNED WHY DIDNT HE

Kernikov this is getting pathetic.

>>173745821
It rhymes. Must be true.

>>173748339
there is one on deff below theatre, it has random stuff in it from useless stuff to traitor items

>>173748339
There used to be a casino near the theater that was really cool. Nobody used it because the setup for actual card games was shitty, the lighting was broken, and nobody actually knew it existed. It's not a loot room with randomized trinkets. Sometimes there's antag items, TTVs, upgraded surgery tools, stuff like that. Spiked fists are pretty common, so that's neat.

>>173748631
>it's not a
"It's now a", my bad.
Think of it as the vault safe but with a wider range of items and they're quite often less destructive.

>>173748793
>>173748631
noooooo it's a terrible room with nothing in it, shoo!

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my guiding moonlight soon when i figure out how to make it good

>>173744185
Pray the Harvester doesn't attack me, a cultist

>>173749251
make it like the bloodborne version
>untricked normal version
>tricked moonlight version

>>173749450
nah it's gonna activate when you get into crit, it heals you fully, lights up, a boss bar appears, music starts playing and the git gets closed after being sued by sony

>>173749251
Make it the King's Field version

>new type of tree seed available for botanist
>grow tree
>it's a divine tree
>grants you the Moonlight Sword if it deems you worthy
>can be upgraded into its level 2 and 3 forms by doing something (like killing 'evil' people like cultists)
>can actually harm or kill Nar-Sie since it's an evil being

>>173749251
Rotate it 45 degrees, it's too stubby at that angle.

>>173749805
Real that, there should be a holy weapon that can slay nar-nar and cult stuff. It just should be obscenely difficult to acquire.

>>173744185
roll my eyes and bitch about deity in deadchat

>>173749805
>all those hoops to jump through
>RNG "U R THUH CHOSUN WUN!!!" bullshit
>Killing antags with a melee weapon successfully in 2016+1
>wouldn't even get near, let alone harm a LITERAL RESPRITE OF A SINGULARITY
bruh, think a little next time. come on.

>>173750130
Always felt like that should be something acquirable through xenoarch

>>173750301
Moonlight sword is ranged too, it fires beams, which are arguably more devastating than being hit by the actual sword

>>173749805
>>173750130
>Only one crewmember can be picked to receive the sword, the crewman is chosen at random roundstart
>Can take multiple attempts, but if the unworthy try too hard it can kill them
>Sword glows near evil entities (vampires, cult stuff)
>Capable of forcing back harvesters/nar'sie

I could dig it

>>173750508
>all this shit just for a reference
why

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that round
>everyone walking around as a clown
>no power
>people get turned into aliums
>they ignore their antag status
>everyone just stands around waiting for round to end

wew

>>173750508
>if the wielder makes melee contact with narsie while wielding it, narsie is slain and counts as a major cult defeat, all constructs explode, all cultist turn into gibs due to the sheer feedback of a god's death

>>173750689
>sec too busy kiiling a pAI trying to save a greytide to fight the 4(four) wizards and ayyts

>>173750696
gods cannot die

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Really makes you think.

>>173750746
greytide valids are better than wizard valids

>>173750783
I'm astonished no one shot the janitor.

>>173750826
being nice valids>anything else

>>173750615
ya lets just make more non-reference thick robots

>>173751507
if you insist

>>173750696
For symmetry they should have to use the sword to make a Mend Reality rune, maybe multiple, invoke them and stab Narsie within range of the runes.

>>173750696
>>173751864
I just want clockcult

>>173750748
nar-sie is a bioweapon

>>173752198
No, Nar-Sie is a creature of immense power that comes from the bluespace

New race: Shifters
>look like humans but without any eyes, nipples, or genitals
>made of liquid, but take the form of humanoids

PROS
>have a race ability that's a (significantly less powerful) armblade, basically just the catbeast/diona/ligger claws but toggle (can wear gloves while toggled off)
>can ventcrawl while completely naked and holding nothing
>roundstart gimped morph ability that's basically just a mirror you could use whenever

CONS
>not human, no asimov
>only heal from sleeping (via sleep verb, not hypothermia, chloral, sleep toxin, etc)
>extreme damage from too much heat (not necessarily burn damage like welders)
>bonus damage from electricity due to being disrupted by it or some shit
>melt into a puddle when killed, can't be revived at all

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>>173752363
which is why he's contained within a one rwall thick room in that one away mission right

>>173751962
No, the only features we port are quality of life changes that absolutely nobody wants like dragging and attack animations.

>>173752457
That's his avatar, not himself. You saw how small it was, right?

>>173752559
>port
why would we port the abortion of clockcult

>>173752559
nice server cucks

>>173752427
sounds neat
also sounds like it'll make the generic gas mask greytider 10000x more terrifying

>>173752427
New race: Shitters
>look like human females but without any natural hair or lighter skin colors
>made of solidified human waste

PROS
>access to *poo
>the poo slips you
>fake nails that act like claws
>can morph an impersonate people at will
>has all those dang old japanimation features all the kids love

CONS
>made out of shit
>shitting depletes your health
>you have to eat shit to heal
>nails break after five punches
>wig can be ripped off like a hat
>janiborgs and upgraded janicarts will delete you if they run over you

>>173752695
I'd rather we port anything that would give us some form of new round type. So we have something better than fucking revsquad.

>>173753179
>all the coders too busy being autistic in factorio

this server is DEAD

>>173753179
I figured picking up OUR clockcult would have been better than porting the abortion and possibly easier

>>173753267
>autistically scream about coders nonstop for a week
>they all leave on their own to play autism games with one another because they enjoy each others company more than coding for shitposters

I warned you this would happen.

>>173753434
I'd prefer if they actually did leave instead of just lazily staying about and making retarded balance changes for a game they don't even play.

>>173753595
One of my favorite things is the duality of complaining about things being unbalanced and complaining even harder about balance changes.

>>173753434
hello probe

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>>173753135
>*poo hurts you
>eat shit to heal
Shitters are OP please nerf, they keep just eating their own shit

>>173753694
Forgot the thread is one person

So if a wizard SoCs you into an alien or someother hostile creature, are you allowed to act like that creature so long as you expect to be treated as that creature?

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>>173753694
Might be because of the fact they ignore things like the medical malpractice while getting triggered about pizza deliveries.

>>173753595
>balance changes

Like what?

>>173753820
If you get SoC'd into an antag non-consensually you are free to act as that antag. If you are a non-antag and SoC yourself into some antag-creature, you are not allowed to act as an antag.

>>173753781
Calling it a duality in no way implies the thread is one person retard

>>173750130
Add a xenoarch large artifact.
Make it guaranteed to spawn in cult rounds.

It will never, ever see play.

>>173753820
Yes. Getting non-consensually transformed into a monster means they're responsible for your actions.

>>173754137
>>173754097
Thanks

>>173754137
so I can ERP then?

>>173754280
That and camping arrivals are exceptions.

>>173754130
>Make it guaranteed to spawn in cult rounds.
That seems a bit meta-y. It should always be findable but just be a really low chance all the time.

>>173754280
Yeah and the person who did it to you will get banned instead


BASED ON A TRUE STORY

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>>173753983
Dragging
No fruits
Clown clumsy because intigracy got valided
Their plans to end speedcloning so sonix's rollerbed fetish will be more valid
Nerfing fucking mice for god knows that reason
I wouldn't count it as a balance change but the new box vox station is a terrible fucking mess that nobody bothered to test.

>>173754121
>wow why do these different people have different opinions

>>173754495
>Dragging
>bad
>removing speedcloning
>BAD
????

>>173753887
>Every person who opens an issue on the GitHub is a coder

>>173754495
A lot of these are just from just random people not even collabs. You could just as well be one of these random people.

>>173754787
>Make an autistic balance change that makes it infinitely easier to get valids on people by simply breaking their hand and then dragging them 5 tiles away as they explode into an ocean of blood and broken bones
>Good

K senpai.

>>173754924
I was referring to the ideas, obviously it needs tweaking

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>>173754787
>muh permadef
>muh incremental changes till I get what I want

>>173754924
>implementation of idea = how good the idea is

Never go full retard

>>173755072
>I'll tweak it by putting rollerbeds everywhere!
>I'll tweak it by making making lockers bolted to the floor!

Fuck off sonix.

>>173755126
Nobody said permadeath, speedcloning is way too easy currently and speedcloning needs nerfing.
>>173755245
What the fuck are you talking about

>>173754434
I wasn't saying "only spawns during cult," I was saying "always spawns during cult."
Never mind that you'll already knows it's cult by the time you find it, large artifacts take ages to find.

>>173755320
Sonix wants lockers to be bolted to the floor so his rollerbed fetish can be fulfilled.

>>173755461
That doesn't make any sense, why would lockers be stuck to the floor unless they were high security lockers.

You'll never see it COME-IIIIIIIIING

>>173755571
How many lockers do you know of in real life that are not stuck to the floor?

>>173755976
A lot

>>173755976
All of them? They're just fucking heavy because they come in sets of 10+.

>>173755976
>>173756101
They're technically called "closets" in-game, anyway

>>173755976
I haven't seen a locker stuck to the floor since... middle school, maybe?
Ages ago.
None of the lockers anywhere I've worked have ever been stuck to the floor.

sonix wants to remove closets so that he will never have to come out of one
sonix x weras is the only true shipping

>>173756589
That's odd, everywhere I've been the lockers are securely attached to a wall.

What the fuck would be the point of lockers if a few people could just walk in and take the whole thing at any time.

>>173756864
lockers are heavy man

>>173757393
So are safes, and still the most reliable way to steal a safe is just to move it if its unsecured.

>>173757476
>>173757393
>>173756864
Who would steal a locker. It's just a locker.

You broke into the vault safe and your eyes brighten; it's your dream loot! You couldn't wish for a better roll.

What is the loot that you saw?

>>173757779
wand of destruction and a prison shuttle destination disk

>tons of unused station space, whole swaths of maintenance where you can build anything
>fucks keep building shit in the bar even after being told no
is the bartender fucking invisible

>>173757779
TIME SUIT
along with
TIME GRENADE BOXES

>>173757864
Hello, Tahki

>>173757884
>tons of unused station space
depends on the map and how much of that you can utilize without causing an air leak or blocking a hallway.
>whole swaths of maintenance where you can build anything
Depends on the map, and depends on if you want people to actually visit what you build because if that's the case it better be easily visible from a main hallway.

>>173757779
wait, so vault safes no longer have a useless fake katana and a yellow jumpsuit and now have randomized cool loot?

>>173757779
ERP ban valids.

>>173757884
Central location
High visibility
It's funny to see the bartender REEEEEEE as his bar is transformed into a work of art

>>173757695
Who would steal a safe, its just a safe

>>173758039
Yeah, but.not the shit that people have been replying with. It can have shit like a captain's spare, rusty energy axe, a random gun, usually adminspawn only costumes, neat shit all around.

>>173757779
a second nuclear authentication disk, because the bomb is literally in the same room

I like big explosions.

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>>173757948

>>173756864
The point of a locker is that people can't just swipe something of yours as they walk by.

Of course they can steal the stuff if they REALLY want to. Hell, they could bring bolt cutters and break into even a bolted-down locker that way.
But most people don't care enough to steal random lockers unless they know there's something valuable in it.

>>173757947
>TIME SUIT
never
ever

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>space time anomalies detected
>chilling in the ghetto bar with the assitant vox who built it
>he walks into one of the wormholes
>it teleports him into the shard room
>shard catches on fire and delaminates within a minute

fucking classic

REV SQUAD IS GOOD.

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>>173758424
exactly why it is my dream loot

Who killed the CMO?

How much damage does a nova flower do to someone? is it better than a death nettle?

>>173758704
esword levels of murderizing

>>173758704
Depends on the potency.

>>173758703
WHEN

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THAT FUCKING COMEBACK. Thank you for not letting me die in vain.
>>173758587
me, the botanist, I killed the CMO

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>apparently you can embed images in paper
Well how the fuck does that work then

>>173759154
There's a help button when you try to write on paper

>>173758095
*as the assistant is shot with beanbags for being a retard that couldn't even be fucked to ask

>>173759316
And that actually covers images? I thought it just covered the basics such as signatures formatting text. Huh.

>>173758704
a 150 potency novaflower (which is easily bred) can scorch someone to death in 2-3 hits

>>173759670
I was hit with one once and was knocked unconcious into crit with ONLY ONE HIT

>>173758889
MAHOU SHOUJU MAGICAL CANCER PATIENTS NEVER

>>173759154
You can also embed youtube videos in nanopaper

>>173759997
>SECRET NANOTRASEN DOCUMENTS
>it's rickroll

>>173760292
>NUKE CODE
>it's theme of scotland forever

>Fakes his death 3 times
>Comes back to try and be an admin

I hope they don't readmin nuke.

aint played spessmen in a year, vgstation in even longer.

what's the current flavor of the month change everyone on the server likes but everyone in the thread hates?

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>xenobio will never be this good
why live?

>>173761481
melee animations and dragging damage

>>173761481
Harm drag and attack animations.

>>173760850
>a mime that can only communicate abstractly through memes and other imagery
this had to have been done before

>>173761061
Nukie did nothing wrong

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>>173761498
Soon

>>173761498
Why do we not have slime mutations from injecting them with phazon yet?

>>173761765
They are carbon mobs, you can inject them with phazon for wacky memes

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>>173761801
I don't want lame wacky memes like then suddenly stop breathing or turning a different color. I want shit like this instead.

>>173761967
When
You
Code
It

>>173761967
>Giving Nintendo a reason to take down the git

>>173762054
How would Nintendo even find out about it?

>>173761967
>lame wacky memes
>inject army of slimes
>they might now be invincible or destroy anything
TAKE IT BACK

Sometimes I think about how it would be nice to have a new roundtype. Then I remember the last one we got was fucking revsquad.

>>173762327
If PJB actually finished clockcult then we might have

>>173762327
Bug N3X15 to finish antag datums so we can get started making new antags.

>>173762181
They've got fucking goon squads all over just aching for a chance to snitch.

>>173762476
In that case I'm surprised we haven't been DMCA'd over the literal Mario kart we have in the game.
The keys to which are an image of Mario's face.

>>173762558
Well I don't believe there is a reference in the name or description

>>173762613
The description for the key mentions Mario by name.

>>173762558
>>173762703
Well now we're fucked. Goodbye serb.

>>173762703
shit we're ruined

>>173762558
>>173762703
brb reporting u to Nintendo right now

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HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>>173763494
lmao pain doesnt give a shit

he dont do anything about zealotrons double standards he wont do anything about apologymans

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Alright fags

do I play ss13 or watch an anime?

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Delicious!

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>>173763494

>my face when kernikov is still deadmin'd

REMOVE ATMOS ALERT
REMOVE ARSONIST
REMOVE CULT

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>>173764787

>>173763494
There there kernikov. You may get a 4th chance some day

>>173764787
Do both, no one will catch you.

>>173764814
The arson didn't really even hurt anyone. The real fun was over-pressurizing those tiny maint rooms with 02 canisters then using x-ray to wait until someone walked by and opened the door from a chair.

>>173764804
t. DragonBro

>>173764930
None of the tiny maint rooms I checked were particularly overpressured.

Did ya get anyone though? Cause that shit is always fucking hilarious.

>>173765023
at least 5

Xray Cult best cult

>>173764794
>botanist ignores the chef
>chef uses hydro to grow ingredients
>"fucking chef encroaching on my workspace."
>chef doesn't use hydro to grow ingredients
>"shit chef, only makes stuff they can get out of fruit crate and exotic meat crates."
>end result:
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues/14623#issuecomment-293074168
Not that I care about pizza price or whatever, just that the guy is calling chefs shit.[/spioiler]

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>>173765037
Glorious.

>>173762410
It was Velard's project but close enough I guess

Whats your favorite "creative" class, like the Botanist, Chemist, Roboticist and so forth and why?

>>173765093
also
>skilled enough to pump out good food
he writes that as if there's anything more to cooking than making sure you put the right amount of everything in the magic microwave

>>173765221
Xenoarch, it's like being a Miner but sometimes the payoff is way better.

>>173765221
IAA, because you get to find a way to creatively blow your brains out from boredom

>>173765267
There is. Some food is shit for nutriment. A skilled chef knows the best ingredient to nutriment ratios.

>>173764930
ZAS from one of your fires killed me while I was rat hunting.

>>173765221
xenobio because you can pass out drugs and friendly monsters

>>173765489
Did medbay convert you?

>>173765474
Somehow I don't imagine that that's what the author of that comment had in mind, seeing as if you want infinite nutriment, you can just use botany to make mutant pumpkins, or just wrench the ice cream machine in the hallway for infinite food for everyone. Nutriment isn't a bottleneck by any stretch of the imagination.

>>173765474
>the best ingredient to nutriment ratios.
So... icecream?

>>173765562
I was converted beforehand. I was at arrivals and went into northern maint and died

>>173765669
well shit

>>173765696
I thought it was funny. I couldnt yell for help because I was the mime too.

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>>173765221
I like botanist, but it's tough to play if you get antag, and boring otherwise. By the time I make shit like superglowing potted flowers that light up further than the eye can see, 130 potency novaflower eswords, mass produce projectile tomatoes that have 26 units cyanide and 48 units sleep toxin to act as a ranged anti-xeno sleep bomb, a 30000 unit biogenerator accessible to the public, 500 wood planks/200 units of plastic/400 units of sandstone/ convert a silicate tank into about 20 sheets of plasteel, about 2000 units of liquid EMP in pill form, by the time I do any of that shit the station is either destroyed or nobody cares enough about what I have to offer. and at the end of the day, that's all cool and dandy, but unless you nigger a full space engineering kit, you'll get creamed the moment something is depressurized or shocked. playing service is like ultra hard-mode when it comes to doing shit and it requires more autism, powergaming , knowledge, and effort than playing science/engineering/sec/medical/cargo.

In the year 2525
assistants still don't understand silicon laws

>>173768678
unfortunately, neither will silicons

>>173768678
BORG LAW 2 ARREST WARDEN

>>173765187
Damn

>>173765339
>not being the most killjoy, bureaucrat piece of shit possible
Those forms haven't been filed in triplicate. That's a citation.

>Chef's face when a health inspector comes to the station unannounced

>>173763494
>Kernikov does one shitty awful bus
>DEADMINNED

>Apologyman does 5 shitty awful buses that ruin the rounds
>Y-you're on your last chance

Consider me, Nukey Cellphone GEE for admin!

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&p=19332#p19332

What did Cluster mean by his response to Xevonix's admin application

>>173769963
citations don't mean shit when you have no power

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>tfw in medbay minding my own business and I feel a tiny prick

>when you want to refill your bird tank but are off breathings the N2O instead

>>173770063
literally did nothing wrong, it was a double-vamp round with both vamps dead within 15 minutes due to sheer stupidity.

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>>173770591
>tfw you see a weirdo roleplaying as a girl for attention

>>173761498
That's cute. What game?

>>173770063
It's because kernikov has been deadminned two times before this already.

we did it reddit

>>173770891
Every single round apologyman spawned gremlins it was a double vamp round with both vamps dead within 15 minutes?

>>173771056
no, but at least one of them was, why are you so butthurt kuranon?

>>173770863
I fucking lol'd when I finally realized why I wasn't waking up. I thought the toxins had gotten to me.

gg to the borgo and medic though

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>>173771107
if you have bad feedback about kuranon post it to his feedback page!

>>173771107
>do something bad multiple times
>"it was justified once so every other time is ok"

>>173770131
Please don't pose as me. :(

Probe, you were told about the Kernikov Apologyman double standard. You said he would be deadminned, if there was proof (you always ask for proof). Proof was given. He is not deadminned,what gives?

>>173771265
Stealthmelon what are you doing playing with the big boys?

>>173772151
M*t*cl*b

>>173772552
If the metaclub has as much power as everyone says they do, wouldn't bill not be kill?

>>173772583
Bill was never metaclub

Where is the vote to get rid of attack animations?

Has everybody already forgotten PJewB's sneakiness?

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>>173772583
Your thinking of avada,

>>173772684
When we have the vote, it needs three options: keep, remove, and keep but ban PJB.

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>>173749251
my son, you must eat and become strong and big

>>173772787
Delete this

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>>173772684
>>173772837
>they think there's going to be a vote
Animations are staying, if you dislike it get off of PJB's server.

>>173772837
Its been a week, they're too pathetic to have a vote.

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>>173772891
Animations are staying because the server voted in favor of them before, and the implementation is fine after a few bug fixes. But just because the animations stay doesn't mean PJB has to.

>>173773057
>Clinging to a poll from august

Also, how the fuck did dragging get added without any form of polling or prior warning to the playerbase besides a 24 hour merge? The sneaky snakes are fucking always up to something

>>173773057
They look terrible and if you don't enable them you're disadvantaged against people who do enable them.

>>173772891
Sounds like PJB is an enemy of Nanotrasen. We must unite to defeat him!

>>173773057
>I don't care what 4chan bitches have to say
>on a server based in 4chan
>with a player base mainly consisting of 4chan

w e w

>>173773161
Then code a new animation

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Not only does PJB metagame with his brother, his brother blatantly breaks silicon laws.

>>173773256
A fundamental attribute of attack animations is that they clarify, at the very least, who is doing the attacking, anon.

>>173773256
I don't want them at all. They're pretty immersion breaking for me.

They're for lazy valid hunters who want everything spoonfed to them.

>>173765474
>bake coin
>acquire baster
>now wish soup is full of corn oil and nutriment, gg

>Tfw Dragan Ivanowich, powergamer extraordinaire, is actually an admin

This is it, TG has subverted us

>>173773330
>lazy valid hunters
"Hello I am an Artificial Intelligence, why did that human standing next to the human just fall down and start bleeding, what is happening, what is the story here?"

>>173773413
you're such a nigger, I observed you whole round go kys fgt

>>173773301
Why should this not be reflected in the game window?

>>173773475
PURGE

>>173773261
Our admins ladies and gentlemen

Look up to them as role models :)

>>173773481
Calm your tits dude, I won't continue my greytiding anymore.

>>173773479
Are you mentally retarded, or...?

[03:09:52]ADMIN: PM: Small_Boss/(Dragan Ivanovich)->Extermination55/(Anomaly Strange): [OPEN] Anomaly (?) Strange [Common] (Head of Personnel) says, "I mean yea lol"
[03:09:57]ADMIN: HELP: Extermination55/(Anomaly Strange): chill - heard by 2 non-AFK admins.
[03:10:01]ADMIN: HELP: Extermination55/(Anomaly Strange): its fucking 6 am - heard by 2 non-AFK admins.
[03:10:04]ADMIN: HELP: Extermination55/(Anomaly Strange): im tired - heard by 2 non-AFK admins.
[03:10:29]ADMIN: PM: Small_Boss/(Dragan Ivanovich)->Extermination55/(Anomaly Strange): then go to sleep dummy
[03:10:32]ADMIN: Small_Boss/(Dragan Ivanovich) has edited extermination55's notes.
[03:10:35]ADMIN: HELP: Extermination55/(Anomaly Strange): you better not get autistic over a lol you assface - heard by 2 non-AFK admins.
[03:10:35]ADMIN: Small_Boss/(Dragan Ivanovich) jumped to Extermination55/(Anomaly Strange)
[03:10:37]ADMIN: HELP: Extermination55/(Anomaly Strange): no - heard by 2 non-AFK admins.
[03:10:46]ADMIN: PM: Small_Boss/(Dragan Ivanovich)->Extermination55/(Anomaly Strange): noone needs you to play hop anyway
[03:11:10]ADMIN: PM: Extermination55/(Anomaly Strange)->Small_Boss/(Dragan Ivanovich): hey I LIKE HOP
[03:12:08]ADMIN: PM: Diethyl/(Diethyl)->Extermination55/(Anomaly Strange): Just don't do it again and you're golden, senpai
[03:12:24]ADMIN: HELP: Extermination55/(Anomaly Strange): kk - heard by 2 non-AFK admins.

STOP PLAYING AT LOWPOP IF YOUR EXCUSE FOR LEGITIMATE AUTISM IS "LOL I'M TIRED, IT'S 6 AM"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

>>173770892
Kammer is a girl tho

>>173773496
Because many players seem to dislike this feature, and that it is specifically a feature that disadvantages users who do not use it. I realize there was a vote, but there are equally important features that were merged without a vote, which strikes me as "Populist when convenient, meritocratic when not."

>>173773542
yeah, you won't continue it because you will get fucking banned if you do so, kiddo

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[03:16:49]ADMIN: PM: Coolmen10/(Max Cooper)->Small_Boss/(Dragan Ivanovich): Didn't know you were obligated to do your job

>>173773614

You do realize that kammer is not actually a girl?

>>173773626
just ignore this person, we all now know that this is solarious' weak attempt at stirring drama in the only place he can since he's banned from literally everywhere else.

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>>173773643
Indeed.

>>173773626
equally as important how?

>>173773606
what'd he do?

>>173773750
he said EL OH EL

>>173773783
Did he say el oh el or "lol", because "el oh el" isn't actually immulsion breaking.

>>173773821
...can you read the logs or is reading comprehension something you have difficulty with?

>>173773821
lol

>>173773413
What did you want with the geneticist anyhow? You had medbay and deadchat thinking you were an antag.

>>173773856
Do you think I give enough of a fuck to look through the logs for the answer to a question I asked offhandedly?

>>173773881
literally the first line of the logs I posted you irredeemable mongoloid

>>173773860
he was just a huge validhunting faggot, he stunned geneticist for literally carrying a locker around

>the conversation has already been moved from PJB's treachery
How are we going to stave a revolution if you fucks all have ADHD?

>>173774052
more like
How are YOU going to samefag a revolution when no-one cares or shares your autistic opinion?

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>>173774149
I thought you didn't post on 4chan, PJB.

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Meanwhile, in space

>>173773676
Except nothing in this post you just wrote is true.

>>173774180
>le anyone and everyone who doesn't share my opinion is PJB/a coder
so cute
>>173774297
except it is. oh wait you're right, you can stir up shit on github too I forgot.

>>173774356
>cute
Why doesn't reddit make their own server if they like to shit ours up so much?

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>>173774356

>>173774356
Can you please stop posting about me, it's weirdly obsessive

>>173774294
You're not allowed to speak of that round.

>>173773742
Dragging changes is equally as important because it matters anytime someone gets really hurt and can't move, which is quite often. (I see that there was a poll added AFTER it was already merged, but unfortunately I can't get the poll to open on my client so I can't vote.)

>>173774294
It was a good round

>>173774995
Poll isn't working for anyone at all. The coders don't need to listen to you filthy goy.

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When the greentext is cozy

>>173774294
But do you also have a picture of the abortion they called SME?

>>173775307
I still don't think you should merge something AND THEN hold a poll on it. It's like that saying: It's easier to ask forgiveness than permission.

>Mr. Strange is now Anomaly Strange
Jesus fucking Christ he really does have to be a snowflake with everything

>>173773674
>sarah

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>>173775357
Nearly every collab but sood and exxion have stated since the attack animations fiasco that they don't care what people say in game, on the thread or on the github. Only their word matters. And sonix sucks ivory tower smeg filled willy so he gets whatever he wants.

>>173773668
Yes, thank you. Ban the fucker. Hate it when people don't do their job
If their was a second robo and research was manned too then fine fuck off
But these people who just greytide on lowpop without getting their shit done first piss me off

>>173774294
What is that

POST STATIONS OR OUTPOSTS YOU'VE BUILT

>>173776645
No.

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>Inject self with 4 block injectors
>Arm starts radiating off onto the floor as I lie in medbay blind with ashe watching on.

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>>173776645

>>173775383
He probably got ahelped about the Mr.
Naming policy and such

>>173777803
Don't you read the changelog
>Radiation is now no longer stunlock city
>Radiation is now a trip to hell instead
>Ghouls added

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>>173776786
>>173777819
POST MORE please

>>173743760

hi, i want to start coding for this serb. can you guys give me some pointers ?
1 - a proper gith guide. i heard there is a clusterfuck´s SmartGit guide, cant find it.
2 - documentation on this beyond language.
3 - how do i test this shit ? should i be running a home test serb ?
i can start small and help to try to fix bugs.

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>>173778598

>>173778992
how new are you to the game?
have you read the wiki? we have a bunch of articles to get you started coding

>>173779847
not that new. i think ive been playing this for 3 or 4 years. dont know all the shit, but i can read and right code. i will check the wiki. i thought i could only find ingame stuff there.

https://youtu.be/4oXsusx2mn4

pls rate comment susbribe send patreon

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>>173780803
I love it anon!

>>173780852
thank you, will remember u when i'm next pewdipies

>>173780803
>unlisted

What're you afraid of nerd?

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>manage to bring my co-worker into defib range on shuttle by turning him into a flesh potato
It's the little things

>>173781616
Wait what

>>173781616
fuck off dragonbro

>>173781674
I think he probably cut off the damage limbs

>>173781616
I was impressed, at first I just thought you were mutilating me for giggles.

>>173781307
I'd assume he meant for it to be for /vg/ eyes only, and didn't want to attract newfags.

>>173781674
>body with arms and legs
>300+ damage
>hack off all the limbs with a hatchet on the shuttle
>90 damage
>defib, three autoinjectors
>he's conscious for shuttle dock

>>173781753
I really doubted it would work but the damage I caused was far less than the damage I was cutting away, I had no tools but a hatchet

>>173781802
won't their mangled stumps bleed all their blood quickly though? Or does dismembering not work that way

>>173782157
I didn't patch up their stumps because I obviously didn't have the tools but I wasn't working on making him functional, just technically alive

>>173780803
>Plugging the TEG to a RUST
>Only one scrubber-injector setup at the cold Loop
L-Lewd!

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You're no cook before you've cooked the entire station

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What happens when you crush a nuke with the cargo shuttle?

Daily reminder this is the fastest space station 13 speedrun ever made and you cannot run faster than it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTd1N8z2V2A

>>173785941
Stealing the Ops nuke and crushing it is the new meta

>>173785993
>amelia adams is a green haired bimbo

TAKE IT BACK

>>173779151
>plasma walls and wood flooring
Yea that's totally a good idea there mate.

>>173757779
An Advanced Egun, a Blood-red Hardsuit, and a Tool Belt.
My needs are simple.

>>173785993
This fucker cheated by speeding up the footage
Ban he

>>173757779
an adult sized clown burger, a large phazon soda and a cigar

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Why is this allowed?

>>173787194
Because Gray statics are cute.

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>>173787194

dear eve metaclub
which is the best race

>>173787530
Plasmamen.

>>173787530
Race? It is a feeling, not a reality. Ninety-five per cent, at least. Nothing will ever make me believe that biologically pure races can be shown to exist today.… National pride has no need of the delirium of race.

>>173761598
>nukie
fuck off kammer

>>173787530
It doesn't really matter much unless you don't plan on subscribing, in which some races are better than others depending on what you want to do. If you're on the discord, feel free to PM me. (Avada)

>>173787530
It doesn't really matter much unless you don't plan on subscribing, in which some races are better than others depending on what you want to do. If you're on the discord, feel free to PM me. (Morena)