SMITE General /smgen/

I WANT TO MAKE BABIES WITH the MORRIGAN

Anti-Bump

>didn't even post patch notes to 4.6

LITERALLY SHIT THREAD

Cat tats.

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>>173739789
>>173739954
I wish I would have saved more of these

Dead general.

Who is the push lord I can afk farm to victory with?

Is there a word for "fear of your teammate being a shitty Ullr player"?

i'm literally jelly.
shame I still suck

>>173744448
Why do gods who are not Bacchus even exist in smite?

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>>173745828
idek man

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The teammates I get (loki fucktard pictured here) but woe is me, every enemy equivalent always seem to know the game in the back of their head.

Its been a month since i played this game seriously.

It pains that i finally got tired of it.

>>173738534
Why do we still have a Discord link on the sticky? Those circlejerk shitters are irrelevant and don't contribute anything to this general.

>>173754589
No one contributes to the general

>>173754773
At least some of us bother opening the general. Meanwhile we are promoting a site that has nothing to do with 4chin filled with people that think they are relevant in a place where they don't even post.

>>173754589
This. Just destroying the general even more.

>>173754589
Reminder that Discord is what's killing /vg/ generals.

TL;DR
>be me, avid Smite player
>suck but like the game
>girlfriend is interested in games
>isn't very good at them though because her stepdad and her little brother hog the only consoles in the house
>but when she does get to play she loves it
>thinks Smite looks cool in particular
>let her play at my place
>she loves it
>but sad she can't play it at home
>her birthday rolls around and I buy her a used Xbone from a friend for cheap
>first thing she does is download Smite
>start playing with her
>when we start out, we're about the same level, both equally bad at the game
>soon though, a gap develops
>I'm not the greatest player, but I can play my roles well
>have all my gods mastered
>rotate roles and gods regularly to keep myself well rounded
>my girlfriend on the other hand
>she's only mastered 4 gods
>Chang'e, Hel, Serquet, and Nieth
>diamond in Hel and Chang'e, but has less than 40 wins with each
>utterly abysmal K/D/A ratio
>still doesn't understand how to build
I forgot to mention up until now that her little brother started playing with us around the same time.
This kid, let me tell you, is the biggest fucking shitter on the planet.
>instalock Thanatos all day, err day
>fuck the team comp, they can build around me
>the meta is for fucking try hard faggots
>fucking Loki OP
>meme builds
>yells constantly at his teammates that aren't in chat with him anyways
>generally a little faggot with a "YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO" attitude
Pretty sure it's because their mom spent all her time coddling him because "He's sooo smart! Has a genius IQ, just like his father!"
>but I digress,
>this little shit had been playing with my girlfriend and I since about our first month
>not only has he not improved, like his sister, but he seems to actively oppose the idea
Example:
>cont.

Bump-u

>>173762242
>cont.
>his positioning is the absolute worst
>as in, balls deep in a tower when in lane
>hugging Ymir's thighs in teamfights
>hiding behind the mage during any engagement in Mid
>but GOD FORBID you tell him he's over extended
Literally:
>"REEEEEE I DON'T TELL YOU HOW TO PLAY THE GAME I'M A JUNGLER DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD THAT ROLE IS IT MAY NOT MAKE SENSE TO YOU BUT THIS IS MY STRATEGY YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND MY GENIUS!!!"
Then he fucking dies to Chaac/Bastet gank
>one day my friends are in chat and we're discussing control layouts and telling one guy how Savage is the best control scheme when he pipes up
>"DON'T LISTEN TO THEM YOUR CONTROLS DON'T MATTER ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT YOU'RE COMFORTABLE WITH YOURS NONE ARE OBJECTIVELY SUPERIOR!!!"
>we then mute him and continue our business
And this was the last goddamn straw
>playing with girlfriend
>she talks about how she sees my improvement and wants to do the same
>wants me to start coaching her
>fuck it, I'm down, we'll have a blast
>switch her control scheme up to Savage/Quick Casting
>during matches I let her know when to engage, when to back, what to build, when she over extends, etc.
>she's actually showing rapid improvement
>I'm feeling pretty fucking proud
>we have a good time until her brother joins the chat
>he wants to play, too
>sure, right after this match
>he sticks around to wait for us to finish
>silence for a few minutes
>then I make my mistake
>see that my girlfriend is pushed up really far in her lane
>"GF'sName, back up the Medusa's rotating your way"
>I hear a high-pitched, nasally intake of breath
>"DON'T TRY TO MICRO MANAGE MY SISTER!"
>wtf.png
cont.

>>173762242
>>173763407
No one cares, dude.

>cont.
>tell him I'm not micro managing, just letting her know to pull back
>"REEE IT'S MICRO MANAGING, STOP TRYING TO PLAY THE GAME FOR HER, SHE KNOWS HOW TO PLAY"
>tell him I'm being polite so I don't understand why he's upset
>"YOU'RE TRYING TO BACKSEAT GAME, WORRY ABOUT YOURSELF INSTEAD OF TRYING TO CONTROL EVERYONE ELSE"
>okay, whatever dude, I'm not going to argue with you
>"YEAH, BECAUSE YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT!"
Holy shit, I was so fucking pissed. Like, where does this 16-year-old shitstain get off?
>pinch the bridge of my nose to suppress an aneurysm
>mute him
>after a minute or two, hear him enter my girlfriend's room through her mic
>"YOU'RE WELCOME."
>"For what?"
>"GETTING HIM TO LEAVE YOU ALONE, OBVIOUSLY!"
>she proceeds tells him off for talking shit to her boyfriend and not to act so fucking autistic online
>reminds him that he's a hypocrite for "calling out" my habits because that's all he does to his friends when they play together in Dark Souls 3 or Overwatch
>she gets back on but I'm so tilted by his autistic outburst that I just log off for the night and enter a bitter sleep
Later, their mom woke me with a call, saying she heard about his tantrum and apologized to me.
I swear to fucking god, just the knowledge that there are other retards like him playing this game and exist in other communities puts me off from gaming as a whole.
Fuck, I might just dump this girl because her brother is so insufferable, which sounds fucked I know but this little shit is literally the devil and I can't stand him.
>>173763926
I didn't ask you to read it, dingus.

>>173764128
If you like the girl, stay with her. She was not only willing to play with you, but get better and learn from you. Do not throw away love for an autistic fag. Just ignore and mute him. Don't be that idiot.

>>173764128
If the putang is good and loyal, you stay with it homie.
Even if it means you take Autism as your in-law

>>173764128
this, basically
>>173764282

>>173764282
>>173764405
>>173764441
Okay, yeah, you guys are absolutely right. This girl is great, the best even, and I really like her more than any in the past.
So I'll try to open up to the possibility of dealing with her autismo brother if it means staying with her and having the best Smite partner I could ask for.
Honestly, typing out the whole thing helped a lot. Thanks for reading my blog post.

>>173764929
You're welcome.

Did they change ama's dash or something? I swear I can't hit the escape and keep getting caught on a gods awkward hitbox

Which is worse: HiRez's balance, or its servers?

>>173768937
Your mom last night.

>>173769000
Fucking trips did it again

>>173739545
Anti-anti-bump

I skipped class this morning

>>173773492
You are such a rebel anon

>>173768937
Servers

servers are still down.


hurry the fuck up Hi-Rez

>>173763407
>>"DON'T LISTEN TO THEM YOUR CONTROLS DON'T MATTER ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT YOU'RE COMFORTABLE WITH YOURS NONE ARE OBJECTIVELY SUPERIOR!!!"
But this is right

https://twitter.com/SmiteGame/status/852112401575153664
Sasuga Hi-Rez

the money isn't going to servers, it's going to the janitor and reddit for job. Dedicated your whole life to censoring any constructive criticism about Scylla nigger piece of shit has a price

>chang'e and athena both my early diamonds
>have to get my waifu athenas skin no matter what
>in a 3/6 chest
>possible 1200 gems to roll for it
>chang'e gets a limited skin
>dont want to miss out on this either as I already regret not getting the nox limited
>900 gems
>total of 2100 gems
>£23.99

Just end my life right now. All that for two cosmetics.

I'm guessing all the adventure bundles will be 900 gems on release right? Was the last one 900 too? I didn't pay attention to it. I don't really like the bonus apollo skin so I'm thinking of waiting for a better bundle since all I really need is the gold vault key.

>>173776276
Nice try 16 year old faggot-kun

I want to rub Bastets belly.

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>It's a your team instalock 3 assassins episode

>>173780195
>then you somehow win

>>173777784
>janitor
>monetary compensation
pick one

>>173780840
We could maybe have if our Ne Zha wasn't disconnected half of the game and our Neith would fucking build pen and take tower.

>>173764128
Stay with her, don't let some little autismo faggot turn you off of your loved ones. Backseat him HARD constantly next time you play with to make him go nuts and laugh about his autistic sperging. Simply make him stop wanting to play with you.


How's this game doing? Haven't played since the launch of season 1.

>>173778370
Just pay up.
>>173783552
Game is alright. Servers are a bit trash as usual, but it is active and fun with friends. This general is dead but the game itself is fine.

>>173784180
>Just pay up.

I will. I looked it up and the last adventure bundle was 700 gems. I'm going to wait and hope next adventure is cheaper. I'll roll for the athena skin later today though. Fucking slut bitch cunt is going to take the max three rolls I know it.

>ao kuang is a mage do you even smite?
>2-7 ao that laned with a fucking loki in siege

>>173784180
>Game is alright. Servers are a bit trash as usual, but it is active and fun with friends. This general is dead but the game itself is fine.
not him but can you define "fine/alright"?

>>173785727
There is an active and alive playerbase. The game's balance state is pretty good with rituals gone. There is enough variety outside of conquest if you want to chill or have fun. (Though I still think Siege and Clash need to be removed) Chests are still a terrible jew tactic but the cosmetics recently have been great nonetheless, if you have the money for them.

>>173786035
what's wrong with Siege and Clash? I mean, personally I suck at siege because no wards to protect my sorry ass but clash?

>>173786110
Siege is a terribly designed map. The huge jungle but only 4 players so one can't actually enjoy practicing as a jungler is pointless. Juggernauts let you take towers as early as 3 minutes in for useless gimmick minions, and don't get me started on that 2 juggernauts in one lane shit. Clash feels like an Arena with towers. Too clustered, no genuine laning, and you can get XP from both lanes which is stupid.

It's always a good feeling when you're at no health and instead of retreating you bait the chase then unload everything and delete them

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>>173791842
>DID YOU REALLY BELIEVE THIS WOULD BE SO EASY!?!?!?

>>173786035
Conquest is the worst game mode.

>>173796354
For solo queuer's

>Racer isn't even out for a day and it's already down.

Welp, there goes any motivation to play this game.

Why are heroes so expensive in smite?

Why does it take forever to earn favor?

Why are there only 4 gods that aren't priced at the max level?

Does hi-rez understand that no new players want to stick around because of this?

>>173799067
what are you on about, getting favor is much faster than getting IP in LoL

>>173799067
>Not just spending the $29.99 to get every God until the end of time

>>173799625
>play free game
>ask why free game is bad
>"just buy it lol"

>>173799772
>ask why free game is bad
where?

Does smite not have proper matchmaking?

My very first matches are against and with people who are already bitching about non-meta choices, and I don't even know what the fuck they are talking about.

>>173799772
$30 for every God in Smite is far less money you'd be spending in League on all the boosters and champions if you used Riot Points. Stop being poor.

>>173799520
>>173799987
>b-but lol

Why do you compare everything to LoL? How about, you know a good moba? DOTA 2? No wonder this game is fucking garbage when it's LoL you look at and compare with. Uninstalling this baby watered down grinding shit, fuck you all and your shit 2 posts a day general.

>>173800316
Don't let the door hit you on the way out, poorboy

>>173800316
Later, Paco.

oh hey look at that, jungle athena is in a chest and I have everything but her

>>173799067
>I don't know that I can rent god
Go be stupid somewhere else.

>>173801162
>even playing worst girl

>run away from someone
>they stab me in the ass until I'm dead
how do you know if you can run away or not?

>>173802445
experience, you'll get to the point where you know exactly what their kit can do vs yours

Are you suppose to stop on a dime the moment you get hit or hit an enemy cart?

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>be on shit team
>manage to carry them late game
>oh shit I can this
>destroy their towers then phoenix
>it's happening
>go heal up and come back to a team fight
>about to get a kill
>game crashed
>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK
>start up and join back
>we lose
>mfw

>>173799067
It's half off once every year.

>>173799914
They are just smurfs, a lot of the autismos who are garbage bitch about the meta but have the skill of a child with down syndrome.

Well either smurfs or super fucking bad that they are getting paired with new accounts.

>>173808781
I think it's that disconnecters and griefers get paired with new people, I remember when I started smite every match was full of 'you rock cancel that', but now it's like one in 20 games

So can you change the keybiding in the race mode? I have an azerty keyboard and it's unplayable.

God damn Ra's ult is such a high cool down easily fired it 3 times in a single team fight

>>173810095
High cooldown means that it takes a long time to recharge.....

You know, there is only one thing I regret. And it's not buying the poolsideon skin. Every other skin they said is limited time and will never come back has come back in a chest, shit even the convention skins came back, everything but poolsideon has come back.

>>173810641
>Every other skin they said is limited time and will never come back has come back in a chest

You are mistaking limited skins with exclusive skins. The only limiteds to return were t5 thanatos and poolsideon in that allied cancer stream.

>>173810812
Wait, they brought back poolsideon for the allied cancer stream?

>>173810641
>I don't know the diference between exclusive and limited
Also you picked the wrong example, Poolseidon and Archon are the only two limited skin that you could buy after their event ended, but it was by giving 1000$ during the charity stream.

>>173810927
>Wait, they brought back poolsideon for the allied cancer stream?
Yep. It was $500 for poolsideon or $1000 for both poolsideon and thana.

>>173810931
Lol no fuck that, I meant when it was like 300 gems? Fuck i forgot the price, it's been so long. It was the pre season tournament and if you bought the skin, you threw money into a tourney pool and it was the launch tournament or some shit and that's where zapman made his debut as the only decent ADC out of the pre season batch, and ever since hi-rez had a hard dick for them untill like the second swc where they realized he was shit.

>>173811409
>Lol no fuck that, I meant when it was like 300 gems?
I know, but the skin still returned though unlike all the other limited skins which never came back.

Why does hi-rez insist on keeping hog in the game?

>>173812747
There was a time when everybody used hog

>>173816815
Yeah but then hi-rez nerfed it into the ground beyond uselessness and even then, the stun hog is basically dead at this point.

Why even keep in the game when hi-rez knows NO ONE uses it, not even the jungles and it's sole purpose at this point is to help jungles clear camps.

>>173817269
you mean like every active that isnt blink beads aegis or shell?

>>173802445
You'll have to be more specific on Gods used and what happened.

I think I'm done to this game at 99%. And that 1% is huge to avoid playing it, but sure I will reach it soon if Jew-Rez keeps squeezing us this way.

At first I was like "They need to do money lol" but now I can't think other than they're fucking greedy. Sure, giving everything at the start would be boring (think on DOTA) but idk, form giving everything to nothing if you don't pay, makes me be fucking done.

>>173821487
>caring this much about cosemtics

>MFW sitting in the fountain when you know your teammates are retards who don't learn
Feels fucking good.

>>173822371
>believing skins are worth £100's

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scylla remodel when

>>173822371
>caring
Well, no. Part of this game was the secondary missions with great shit as reward. Also great != Tier 5. Great was something that was nice, or funny, or just interesting.

Saying "you can get emotes :D Or pay 900 for the things we used to give" from their side doesn't look fun to me.

Also >>173822893

>>173823374
Scylla is such a qt

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>>173823845
her card art is top tier but her model hardly matches it. she looks better when he pouts though

>>173817269
Hog is good for securing camps

>>173822893
They are worth 0 you nigger. Who gives a shit you can't play your barbie dress up sim on smite

Herc+Aphro is so broken it's not even funny, won something like 16 joust matches in a row with it, two of which had an afk teammate and one where he straight up fed.

What other double teams have such rape potential?

>>173825803
I like herc+sobek, pretty fun stuff but you gotta be the pirate skin for it to be good

>>173824241
Which is useless in a meta which values early clear and invading. Even though it seems like a contradiction, picking hog over beads or aegis (especially aegis vs Pos) will get you killed and the game lost instantly.
You might as well just play Baka instead of ever picking hog.

>>173826542
I pick HOG when playing Sobek solo, since his clear is shit and has trouble clearing mana camp in early game. That being said i don't even know why wouldn't you go Aegis + Beads every game. They pretty much makes the rest of the relics pointless and very situational

>Can't win games because 9 times out of 10 my teammates are drooling inbred piles of rocks that defied all odds and grew thumbs.

This is what I get for playing any game that requires teamwork. Or god forbid more than one brain cell to rub together.

>>173759048

more like incompetent devs kill /vg/ generals. Discords are just the nail in the coffin.

The racing game is so awkward, but it was to be expected. The drifting doesn't happen unless you're in midturn, and if you even graze a wall, you lose all acceleration.

>>173833595
The game is fucking boring. Honestly, the visiual update two years ago makes the game choppy and laggy as shit to me now, even on the lowest settings, the game is still choppy as fuck and it's always a snowball game filled with tilted bitchy kids.

The game is flawed and it's becoming more unfun to play as time passes. The power houses won't get nerfed, and the meta is just a clownfest now because they are trying to always "break" and change things.

The only time the game was truly fun speaking as an ADC main was pre-season, and the golden bow meta. Now it's back to the same garbage as always, solo is boring as shit and offers no diversity or fun, jungle meta changes so much that it's become almost as an unfun role as support, and mid is a clownfest of camping where it's never a mage 1v1, it's always 2v1 or vice versa.

What's with getting random places in the racing game mode?
Like I was in 2nd then got 8th for some reason?

>>173835517
>the visiual update two years ago makes the game choppy and laggy as shit to me now

what kind of toaster do you play on

>dead general

>podracing minigame

Glad to see smite is still the most srs moba guys

>>173836690
Pretty solid computer that should be able to run the game but can't. There's no reason it should not, but it doesn't. And lowering the graphics doesn't do shit, a gtx 960 should be able to handle the game fine.

>>173835517
Try paragon ;^)

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>>173835517
>golden bow adc meta
>fun
pick one

>>173837239
Yeah being able to play any ADC in lane was actually fun instead of iza or face her and sit under tower the entire early game because her kit is broken and in a meta where hi-rez wanted to curb all OP clear, they let her exist for some god forsaken reason.

A meta where ADCs all had strong clears is actually fun because you aren't limited to the best early game in lane gods and can actually pick an ADC that will compliment the team's strat.

>Amazon Athena is a 6-item, 400-gem chest

lol

>>173813043
HOW DID YOU FIND ME? WHO IS YOUR INFORMANT!?

>>173837661
>he thinks Izanami is broken
Wood V must be fun.

>>173824167
Her head is huge

What is considered an objective for the quest? Do siege juggernauts count?

>>173821487
English please.

>>173763407
>Savage control scheme

what? internet gave me nothing

>>173848560

It's for consoles, controller layout

>play ranked conquest so I can qualify before Spring split ends and get a free chest
>Janus wants to f6 5 minutes in
>Chaac keeps losing solo
>Skadi is totally reckless and dives into enemies when she's in red health
>Ymir (me) trying to keep her from dying to no avail
>turns out there were two other qualifiers on my team
>post-lobby is salt from Janus and Susano

Ranked is fun. FUN!

>>173850697
Take a deep breath and get ready for the next game.

>>173837661
That's bullshit. Throwing Dagger Meta the shit gods were still fucking Swamp ass.

>>173848560
control scheme on console where abilities are mapped to shoulder buttons instead of the face buttons like they normally are

>>173851076
>>173850697
>next game
>2nd ever ranked conquest
>guys says he prefers jungle
>someone locks Kali before he gets to pick VVGT
>he starts a hissyfit about calling roles
>calls solo
>picks Xbal
>bitching at Kali throughout the game
>he goes 1-7
>we win anyway because Kuku and Kali are OP

F U N

>hear about Egyptian gods getting new Star Gate style skins on next console update
>log on hoping to see a new Osiris skin
>mfw they gave a skin to fucking Nieth instead
Fuck you HiRez.

>>173857253
>>173857253
Osiris is actually getting a new Knight skin though, itll probably be better than the shitty Neith skin anyway

>Flat, awkward gameplay
>No waifus or actually good lewds
>Skins mostly look like shit
The community is decent but it's really a shame that Smite is as underwhelming as it is, cause when it first came out I thought it had a ton of promise. League has better waifus and DOTA has infinitely better competitive gameplay.

>>173857414
Neith needs a rekit or be put in Dead or Alive.

>>173857414
Wait, for real? My buddies online mentioned a Month Python black knight skin, is that confirmed?

>>173857752
Well you either like it, or you've played Defense of the Ancients and you know how a good MOBA does it

>>173859812
https://twitter.com/HiRezAjax/status/844266149735010306
Although he never specifies black knight it is heavily implied

>>173860021
Holy fuck, thank you anon, you've given me something to look forward to in the coming weeks/months.

>>173845997
Master here, Iza is broken. Not him but come on, she is def. "broken" compared to other adc. He has a point, all hunters should be viable to use but unfortunately they really aren't this meta.

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Do any of you lads still have twitch prime? Would you mind dropping me an RS promo code if you do thx

>>173861538
Ill drop mine if you give me a quick rundown on how to play New Chronos

>>173861597
>how to play New Chronos
It's quite simple really. You don't, he sucks now.
code pls

>>173861538
>RS
haha

>>173800316
we dont want you in dota 2, stay in smite.

Fellow newcomer to the game here,
Share tips. :^)

>>173867674
play on ps4 as apposed to pc or xbox if you want a game thats not dead

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oh fuck me in the actual ass I forgot to login yesterday and missed my gems FUCK MEEEEEEEEE

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>>173857752
>No waifus
I will fight you

>>173868438
Ok anon, where do you live?

>>173872494
land of the not free

>>173872552
Sorry, too far away I can't come to fuck your boypussy

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How does it feel to be a plebian and remain in gold tiers while I'm over reaching perfection in every ranked mode.

I just rented vulcan. Am I crazy or does he suck ass? The turret is a god damn tickle gun and his other abilities are a bitch to land and don't do much damage either. I thought I would love the turret user like I always do but I just don't know what to do with his kit.

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>>173873213
I'm Diamond/Diamond/Plat duel
Fuck duel, niggers ban skadi every fucking game and pick the most op character available every game
just gonna wait it out till spring is over for the rewards then try diamond all or master all

>>173873213
>diamond in season 4
>58% wlr in duel
>over 200 games to reach d1 in conquest
>perfection

you're basically gold anon

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>>173873213
>conq
>7w 5l
>diamond 2
REEEEEE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW THE FUCK DOES RANKED WORK I WENT 8-2 AND STILL GOT PLAT 1KLJFFLDGHDFG

>>173874610
did you lose your first games or your last?

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>>173874795
L A S T

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>>173874258
Just pick Medusa and you win most of your games. Hunters are OP in duel.
>>173874334
Started off in silver at the beginning of the season. Had to go through S2 > G3 > G1 > P3 > P1 > D4 > D2 > D1 . Quite a long road and as a support main people hope on me babysitting the. I don't care how long it took, perfection takes time.

>>173874610
I ended up 6-4 to qualify into D2 with troll picks mostly. Duel is aids honestly.

>>173874902
literally gold level

>hey we have a new fun adventure system!
>but the only way you can really participate in it is if you give us money
Thanks Hi-rez!

>>173877181
I'm just upset it's so much more expensive than the last one.

>>173861362
I'm a master too. She is not. Maybe she was during 4.1 and 4.2, when everyone was freaking out about early lane clear and invading as the sudden and new Meta she was. But now, while her clear is still extremely good, not only are there hunters (and guardians) that can match her clear, but the focus on instant clear has died down as people learn to contest and defend their own camps more, hence why mid game hunters like Cupid and Medusa, who don't necessarily have great early clear, have risen. I haven't seen Iza in the SPL in a long time since the basic attack damage nerf, and the bans on ranked are primarily Skadi, who again, doesn't have instant level one clear. Iza is not broken. Its not 4.1 anymore. Learn to adapt.

>>173821487
>>173822893
>complaining about the price of skins
I couldn't care less about skins. I'm just glad Smite isn't p2w

>>173881718
I hate this meme

>>173877181
you don't have to pay to play dumb dumb

>>173881929
I hate this meme

why is paladins general faster than smite now? what the actual fuck happened?

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Would you F. mom?

>>173886437
Paladins is more recent, FPS are more popular than moba and it's out of closed beta.

>>173886437
Paladins is newer and shooters are more popular than MOBAs.
Discord also killed /smgen/

>>173886437
ded gaem

>>173886718
>F.
>Only fdot writes Fdot as F. and even told people on reddit and twitter to please use F. and not Fdot
wtf is wrong with you F-dude.

https://twitter.com/HirezOps/status/852573843688374272

>>173888189

I write f.

I usually don't bother to capitalize it though cause that's just too much fucking work

>>173888819
I write spic

>>173888189
did he really write this? I don't think the word cuck is suitable even here? what word do you use?

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Plebbit is pretty mad about Jewrez!

>>173890304
They are always mad and then Hi-Rez release a skin they like and they start sucking Hi-Rez dick again.

>jeff gets to pick chang'e support
>I get reported when I do
REEEE

kukuklun is a girl right

>>173891042
It's a snek

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>>173891042

kkk is canon a beta male

>>173890710
Get good and make a name for yourself.

>>173799067
get the god pack then you stupid poor idiot

>>173890710

jeffhindla is a long time support player that knows what the fuck he's doing

no one knows about you and you'll probably just feed your brains out

>FUCKING HELL GUYS STOP BEING SHIT usual player
>Sees him die to Apep like 4 out of his 5 deaths

karma is a bitch

>>173874186
no you are either building him wrong or you're just not good with him

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>>173857752
Insult our waifus? You might as well piss on our new shoes sir. I challenge you to a duel! I will drink from your skull and fuck your daughters.

>>173891568
aphro is married to hephaestus.

>>173857752
I legit tried to show this game to my friend and he saw the victory screen and said "no."
I don't judge him

>>173894101
>spent like 2k gems on chests to get witch hat aphro and still dont have it
>spent just as much trying to get goth morrigan and still nothing
>at this point am only logging in every day to get gems so that when one of these chests show up I can roll more
>I will probably quit the moment I have them.

Such is life when you're a good goy.

>>173894415
yeah but she still messes around with other people because Hephaestus pretty much just ignores her all the time while he works on making stuff

>>173894991
The Greek gods were so foolish

Osiris or Aphrodite as my tenth diamond? Who should I focus.

>>173895448
One of them proves that you're a chad who doesnt care about no meta.
The other proves you're a bitch.

>>173895724
Except Osiris is meta now.

>>173895724
Osiris isn't a bitch!

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Servers are down so let's talk about new items. Do you think a item that gives lifesteal and cooldowns would be op for physical characters? I feel like a lot of characters that "suck" just need a larger variety of items.

does this game still suck dick? I left early season 2(3?) when they introduced the new conq. map. turned into a CC-fest and then they nerfed the available CC-removal options.

hows wukong? last I played he was useless.

>>173896773
This general is dead but the game itself is fine.
Wukong is is a "good" state. Solid clear and backline disruption but he's not a top pick in any way. He's also extremely boring imo but to each their own.

So how do I build Sol now that the usual fatalis meme build doesnt do any damage.

>>173897475
burst mage?

>>173897475
I build her and Chronos the same way. SoT, Pen Boots, Bancroft's, Dynasty plate, Obsidian, Tahuti, Poly.

New update suddenly.

I hope they're removing the fucking carting mode.

>>173898172

nah it's probably to fix some bugs in it, since this is the 2nd hotfix for it so far

>>173898172
4 weeks before your wish comes true.

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>Playing as Cabraken in kart
>Can't push other carts out of the way
>Instead get slowed and or glitched behind
>mfw from start to end

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This is Jing Wei, say something lewd to her.

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>>173904352

jing is not for lewds

>>173904352
Am gonna fist her bumhole so hard she will fill the seas from incontinence

What second relic do I get on bellona

>>173906964
Depends on the enemy team composition

>>173881718
>Artemis breaks her hand.jpg

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>>173908074
>Artemis

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>>173908074

>>173908415
>>173909413
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/7/73/Bacchus_Other_G_O.ogg

>>173907214
gee thanks

>>173910809
That's how relics work for warriors retard, since they arent as squishy as mages or hunters they dont have to always get beads/aegis, depending on the enemy team they can get stuff like curse (lots of enemy healing) sprint (lots of slows) sunder, etc
Moba builds depend on the enemy, learn this concept right now and itll help you later you shitter

>>173906964
Horrific Emblem / Thorns / Sunder for offense / harassment
Sprint / Shell for peeling for your mage and hunter
Cursed Ankh for anti heal

>>173912046
I'll bump to that.

Can anyone tell me how to get good with Anhur?

>>173912331
1. Pick anhur
2. win the lane
3. snowball into victory

>>173912426
oh

>>173912331
Land your basic

http://esports.smitegame.com/2017/04/04/spl-spring-gauntlet-format-and-broadcast-details/
So during this week-end you can win some odyssey 2017 skin by watching the gauntlet

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>>173872395
>>173881718
im going to squeez this bellona!

>>173913167

huh, maybe I can pick up those skins I didn't buy during the odyssey then

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Fishtits godess when Hi-Rez?

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https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/0/04/Vulcan_Taunt_Directed_Change.ogg

BASED VULCAN BTFO OF CHANG'E

>>173918991
He's right though.
Bitch be comin' to the battleground of the gods like she can just dance her way past all my cc and ults like FUCK that bitch and her stupid ass little bunny

So is Thoth the new shitter magnet

>>173919864
>its a thoth burns 3 just to poke a full health tank and die 3 times before 5 mins

Holy shit Bacchus is so fucking easy mode

>>173921365
drink bounce burp spill drink some more

smite needs more fart porn

>>173927562
will never understand how /smen/ draws in the worst fetishes

Anyone want to play on ps4? Relatively new to the game but im good enough to get mad at all the shitters im being parred with, psn is fraggot666

>>173927814
At least farting is a natural bodily function unlike cars, asphyxiation, and floor tiles

Did Hi-Rez fix HUD and Key bindings resetting while playing Apollo's Ridge Racing?

>>173928909
No...

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TFW no freya waifu in my laifu

>>173918991
Vulcan is our guy,ugly and based.
He was probably a white beta while around Zeus and others above him tho.

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>>173904910
Maybe i need to fuel your imagination

>tfw no fapfic of Nike and Bellona having a contest to see who can make the most men cum in 1 hour using only their vaginas.

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>>173934846
>TFW no fapfic of Freya and Bellona having a contest to see who can make the most cum in 1 our using only their giant futanari cocks

>>173935126
>tfw no fapfic of Jing Wei and Isis eating too many beans and farting nonstop for an hour

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>>173936363
pls tell me you are into this fetish ironically

>>173935126
>tfw no fapfic of Freya, Bellona and Nike having a contest to see who can make the most cum in 1 hour using only their giant futa dicks

>>173936595
>farting is bad
>meanwhile, futa is 100% a-ok
2/10 got me to respond

New player here.

Who is the sluttiest heal slut I can observe the game from?

>>173940002
Sylvanus

>>173940002
Sylvanus if you want to be hard as fuck to kill

Chang'e or Hel if you want to do some damage

Can we change clan avatar to cutesy freya

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>>173873213
>perfection

I dont see any masters anon

Try harder

>>173873213
>being diamond in duel
congrats on showing the world just how much you hate yourself i guess

>>173762242
Hey idiot, if you girl has mastered Hel, one of the hardest gods in the game with no fucking dash I highly doubt she needs your help.

>>173764128
Dude you sound like a little bitch. Her brother is a jungle and you yourself said you're not a very good player. I'm pretty sure what actually happened is you were teaching his sister stupid shit that didn't make sense and he corrected you and you're the one who flipped your shit.

>>173945359
>mastered
No, you misunderstand me.
"Mastered" as in, "has at least one Mastery rank".
>>173945579
>her brother is a jungle
>he must be good
He isn't even account level 20.
He doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about, he just thinks he knows better than everyone because his parents never bothered to tell him different.
I bet you sympathize with him just because you're mommy's special little boy as well?
Shut the fuck up and stay in your lane, pussy.

>>173873213
Wow I didn't realize ranked was this easy? You only have to win a little more than half of your matches to end up in diamond?

>>173945894
Yes but remember you have to win while hoping you have a good team

>>173945837
Dude I can tell you're garbage just by the way you sound.

>>173945960
I can hard carry with Bastet 90% of games at least.

>>173946000
>being this full of yourself
Dude, I can tell you're garbage just by the way you sound.

>>173909629
audible kek

>>173946000
>hard carry with Bastet
Oh, you're one of those.

>>173946036
It's called having confidence in myself.

Fun fact: if you ever want to be good in smite you have to be able to carry pretty much every game unless you're playing with friends

I'm literally not happy if I don't go something like 20-2 on average.

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>>173913167
based hirez

>>173946165
>this is your brain
>this is your brain on narcissism

>>173946131
What's wrong with that? I actually think bastet is better late game than merc.

Merc may have high damage but you're useless in team fights without your ult. Bastet can jump in and do a shit ton of damage and jump out without getting hurt multiple times during the game and can always splitpush if your team is absolutely garbage and win the game that way.

If I think about it there's really no other Jungle as all around good as Bastet.

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>>173946267

>>173946165
What does any of this have to do you with you calling me a shitter based on the way I type?
I complained about some kid, who can't even go positive in most matches and almost exclusively plays Arena yet still refers to himself as a "Jungler", criticizing the instructions I was giving my girlfriend.
Am I somehow in the wrong here?
Did it suddenly become taboo to speak poorly of Assassin players, even if they're Shit?

>>173946462
>it's that guy who can't take a screenshot again

>>173946462
Ever consider posting a different "screenshot"

>>173946478
Yea and I'm saying you wouldn't be so pissed if that was the case and judging by the way you admitted you're not that good I guarantee you're the one teaching people stupid shit and he just corrected you.

>>173946552
I'll post another one for you tomorrow when I'm home.

>>173946615
Holy shit you're literally retarded.
And it's called being humble, you should try not being so full of yourself.
I'm not going to listen to the criticisms of a 16 year old who thinks it's okay to Thanatos ult into enemy fountain and die for a kill.
Do you lack reading comprehension, you fucking moron?
I was just trying to show her not to push up all the time when enemy team is on rotation and not to engage in 1v3's.

>>173946878
Good, make it an actual screenshot then

>>173946935
Nope.

>>173946902
There's all kinds of videos online on how to get better so you don't get bitched at by her bro anymore.

>>173947836
Okay, never mind, I get it.
Nice try pretending to be someone else while defending your autism, Isaac.
Stay mad, I'll be busy banging your sister now.

>>173948367
Good because she's gross. I'd rather have sex with a block of cheese.

>>173948538
Okay Isaac. Don't worry, you'll lose enough weight for someone to tolerate you someday, maybe.

>>173947426
fag

>>173948787
Not as gross as her. She gave me a handy once because of a dare.

>>173949076
Keep living in your fantasies Isaac.
At least there you can get laid and be good at Smite :)

>>173949158
Ask her if you don't believe me.

>>173949226
Okay Isaac, I'll ask your mummy to make you some chicken nuggets because I know leaving your room can be scary for you.

>>173949369
What the fucks wrong with nuggets? I understand you hate me but why the fuck are you making fun of good food now?

>>173949564
>cheap frozen nuggets are good food
Okay, seriously, I've been shitposting until now but let me be real for a sec.
I love nuggets to death, but that shit is not good for your health and certainly can't be considered more than junk food.

Support Bump

>>173951806
bastet is literally me

A healthy Futanari must ejaculate at least a gallon of semen a day.

Jungle Gank Bump

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>>173951806
bastet has a decent pit game desu

>>173951967
Are you a cute brown cat girl?

>>173951806
>>173952519
Bastet is shit tier.
Get better taste

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>>173952732
yes
>>173952897
you want your eyes clawed out bitch

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>>173952982
Come at me you impure slut.

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>>173952982
>tfw no fightan game with Bastet, Awilix, Hll, Amaterasu, Serqet, THE Morigan, Jing Wei, Nike, Sol, Skadi and maybe Terra.

End this nightmare

>>173953657
>maybe Terra
Terra had better be on that roster.
Also:
>next adventure after Smite Kart could be Smite Kombat featuring melee based gods fighting on a 2.5d plane
Sign me the fuck up

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Making an excel sheet

what unit of measure would be the most accurate to evaluate the imbalance in a characters kit ? I was thinking about about average of effects per abilities. the forms of cc and the mobility/survivability. I'm open to suggestions and opinions

>>173953886
But it gonna be shit like the kart racing adventure.

>>173954013
Ah, fuck, don't remind me

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>>173953886
It would honestly be shit. Punch/Kick/Move/Taunt/Block would probably be all you can do. No combos. And it'd cost 2000 gems.

>>173954141
What about special moves/abilities

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>>173954397
Not a chance.

>>173953938
And why do you want to do that?