/owg/ - Overwatch General

>>173712992
MERCY IS CUTE!
CUUUTE!

>>173712992
first for Zenyatta has the best items

can't join, won't join

1st for fix your servers

the robots are kinda cute, i feel bad for killing them

I WANT TO FUCK BASTION

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>Sometimes I'm not sure why I even bother.

Gonna be fun spamming that in ranked.

I'm going to marry Mercy.

REEEEEEEEE LET ME IN THE FUCKING GAME BLIZZARD

FUCK LET ME PLAY

BLIZZARD ARE CHEAP FUCKS THAT WILL NEVER FIX THEIR SERVERS

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New Widowmaker best Widowmaker.

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Got the genji skin!

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>big update
>servers down within 10 minutes

What else is new?

>>173713092
Zen gets the best once again.

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REMINDER PHARAH IS A REDSKIN

she'll be right

I WANT MORRISON AND REYES TO FUCK WHILE ANA CRIES IN THE CORNER

1st for gloriously obnoxious d.va highlight intro

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>>173712992
Mercy a best.

hana song is stinky

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I need healing

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good servers haha yes
How much are you guys gonna spend on loot boxes for this event?

Plebbit, tumblr and forums all love Reyes voice.

Please tell me I'm not the only one. Please tell me people don't actually genuinely like it.

>>173713149
I have the mcree one, can we trade?

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>Blizzard in charge of servers

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>>173712992
This is the cutest Mercy drawing I saw

Too bad she's pic related

>>173713123
It doesn't make sense to pay for servers for the new event sized playerbase when the average daily playerbase is a fraction of the size.

>>173713170
Navajo'd

>>173713156
>high traffic of players causing stress on the servers will make them break
Wow! Who would've thought????

>>173713221
Nothing, as usual.

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NEW "UPRISING" EVENT IS LIVE.
Yes, the serves are struggling to handle the load.
Yes, you got disconnected in the middle of your match.
WE KNOW.

>Customer support twitter accounts to watch for updates on server issues
@BlizzardCS
@BlizzardCSEU_EN

>Event video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpGrY9i8TSA

>Story video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5wDV8x6w7s

>Developer update video, because there's also a patch with this update
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGpQtWoasMs

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NO EMOTES

>>173713156
It's like WoW expansion live day.

>>173713221
Gonna buy them when its almost over, that way I have a reason to play.

>>173713220
>those toes

>"Unexpected" Sever Error

Stop logging in you fucking bottom feeders, I'm Masters, I don't deserve this! If you're diamond or below you shouldn't be allowed to play until after I'm done.

>>173713220
>tubes coming out of his flesh arm

Gross

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Now I even have to wait to enter Battlenet

GREAT JOB BLIZZARD FUCKING HACKS.

>>173713170
Who the fuck is this guy

So Pharah's dad was never a member of Overwatch? Just some random egyptian dude?

LET ME IN

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Nth for I NEED THAT FUCKING DVA HIGHLIGHT INTRO FUCK

>only have 1300 coins
HELP

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Does it also fuck with your screen resolutions?

>>173713220
that skin is so ugly in game, looked wayyyy better in art.

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>>173713170
I've been saying this ever since she visited Canada for Christmas. You fags just couldn't admit it.

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>>173713170
>no notes on thunderbird/raindancer

Seems like it would've been time to add them. Also surprised he has the same skin tone as Ana given Pharah is much lighter.

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I'm a biker living in the Australian omnium, and i've discovered 3 major ways of pozzing up unsuspecting negs. the first i discovered by accident when i was fucking a guy and the condom broke. i said i was sorry, and i was. but later on it made me smile. then i was doing another guy, and the condom broke when i put it on. i fucked him anyway, feeling guilty and horny as hell at the same time. then i started pricking the rubbers in their packets, so that when i started fucking, they'd split. but this doesn't always work, so now, to be extra sure, i go to clubs with a pair of nail scissors, pick up a handfull of condoms, go to the loo (john), sit down and carefully cut open the packets, remove the condoms and snip a bit off the tip. the i roll it back up and slide it back into the packet. then i look for guys who are into safer sex only. i've done 100's of guys using this method over the years.

the second method is more work, but more fun. i chat up negs on-line who want to bareback with other negs, i say, 'i tested neg 1 month ago. i think because i only top, i've always tested neg'. if they want, i tell them i'll pull out before shooting. i never do. there's loads of guys into being fucked by a guy in bike leathers and gas mask, so i do them like that the first time, then i get more intimate, smiling, and kissing passionately. i make sure i fuck them at least 5 times, then i stay in touch with them to see how they get on. i've done about 20 guys using this method over the years, and i've only failed once. when they tell me they've tested poz i say, 'o god! how did that happen? do you think i should get tested too?' thank god for chat rooms. they can't see how much i'm smiling.

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>>173713141
>tfw unexpected server error over and over
>can't get it
Come on Blizz
I just want this skin.

>>173713168
>almost no ass

I love a T H I C C ass as much as any real man, hers is still perfectly proportioned

>almost no ass

are you fucking blind?

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>>173713170

>anahardt is dead

>>173713269
Don't act like you're in charge of anything you retard. Saying we doesn't make you sound any stronger.

>>173713170
WINNETOUD
HOW WILL THE BROWN RACE EVER RECOVER

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>>173713141
now all I need is the SFM model so I can get her in some scenes with Pharah

>>173713310
>Next event will have skins that cost 5000 coins
:^)

FUCK THIS I'M JUST GONNA JERK OFF AND MAYBE AFTER I'LL BE ABLE TO ACTUALLY PLAY THIS FUCKING GAME REEEEEE

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The enemy has a teleporta~

>>173713242
>tfw your face will never touch Jeff Kaplan's nipple

>>173713310
Better open your wallet goyim

>>173713221
>spending real money on a game where you can earn everything from in-game currency.

Let me guess, you earn less that 100k a year.

>>173713308
stinky

>>173713296
>Just some random egyptian dude?
What did he mean by this?

>>173713220
this skin is too edgy for me.

>still can't even get in
Stop my suffering!

>knew players would rush to the game and tax the servers
>do nothing about it

Really activated my diamonds. They make shit tons of money yet they don't invest in their servers, I fucking hate this company.

>>173713220
fuck man he sure does

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>>173713383

the third method is the most dangerous and the hottest. i had a mate, and for a while we'd go round together using the above 2 methods. one nite we couldn't find anyone so we rode up to king's row, London's cruising area. we wandered about till we saw a cute young brazilian guy. he was a bit drunk, i think it was his first time on the row. we smiled, said hello, and led him to a quite part of the row. i started kissing him while my mate pulled down his pants. then my mate pinned him to the ground, and using just spit for lube, raped his ass. i held him down and pushed his face into the mud to stop him screaming. when my mate finished it was my turn. after we'd finished we both pissed on him and told him we both had hiv. we left him there, sobbing, soaked in piss, with our poz loads in his cunt. i still get a hard on thinking about it.

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Hips.

>>173713390
> DVa
> THICC
how delusional are DVa fags? She ties Tracer in the "no ass" category

SERVERS ARE BACK UP!

>>173713404
>autism

>>173713242
By your logic, all brown women are sluts for White Aussie dick.
Stop being a fucking cuck and looking for a reason that white women should take black cock.

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>>173712992
Words cannot express just how badly I want to fuck Mercy

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HANZO MAINS REPORT IN!

>>173713583
STOP LYING

I HATE YOU

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>>173712992
>Didnt like Orisa so Ive had nothing of interest to spend coins on since February
>New Mercy skin is GOAT

I knew my waiting would pay off

Im hoping to get the Torb and Tracer skins from loot boxes, already got Reins

>start new event
>game just stays at black screen

thanks blizzard.
how do i fix

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>Blizzard

>>173713440
>blue hair
>blue lips
>still purpleish skin
>basically Kerrigan aesthetic otherwise

Why is Blizzard absolutely fucking retarded

OVERWATCH ASKS ME TO LOGIN EVERY TIME AND IT DOESN'T WORK.

Someone else has this problem?

>>173713615
I am not da turd here

>>173713220

Jesus man how much Hanzo fucked this guy up?

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>get mccree, reinhardt, and mercy
>wanted tracer, widowmaker, and mercy
Goddamn

>>173713615
If this doesn't do melee damage to people near you I'm uninstalling

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>>173713383
>>173713567

>reyes voice
>everyone loves it
>even calling it panties-wetting sexy

How. Please. Tell me. How.

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I'm just going to play League for an hour. I need my blonde Main fix.

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>>173713576
Any new lines with that skin?

>>173713627
THAT WAS A JOKE!
THEY'RE UP RIGHT NOW ANON!
:^)

>>173713615
uhh what

>>173713579
I bet you are overweight, you "high-test" alpha

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I AM GOING TO MARRY MERCY!

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send help

>>173713601
Angry cuck detected
Are you insecure about your wife as well? Or your white friend that you're orbiting because you're too much of a pussy?
Keep posts on topic, retard.

>>173713661
I hacked your account, bro.

Soz.

The new event and patch is good

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>>173713661
Servers got fucked, we just gotta wait

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>>173713715
Have this to relieve the pain.

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Roadhog
>She'll be right
>I've killed someone for less than that

Junkrat
>Don't you come the raw prawn with ME
>Too right!

Roadhog's "she'll be right" seems to be pretty melancholic, think it's about the Outback incident?
>It means "whatever is wrong will right itself with time", which is considered to be either an optimistic or apathetic outlook.

Servers are bad

>>173713576
abnormal lordosis

>>173713661
The servers are down
>>173713724
One is something like "Your emotions cloud your judgment"
She has a second one too (like they all do) but I can't remember what it is.

>>173713687
What if OW had tf2's taunt instakills?

Why are people sperging about Reyes voice

It just sounds like Reapers voice without all the deeeath cums voice effects, to me at least

>The Lucio changes actually went live

Can't wait for all the rage from the rest of the gold shitters every time he gets picked because they cant do anything without a mercy up their ass

BREAKING NEWS:
"lol servers are kill lol"

Bravo Blizzard.

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When will jeff give them the clear to use the most powerful servers?

Shit son why the fuck bastion bots die so hard?

>>173713824
Should've specified if there were any voice lines unique to the skin, my bad.

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NEW Dva HIGHLIGHT

https://blzgdapipro-a.akamaihd.net/game/highlight-intros/0x025000000000104B.webm

>>173713751
her hair looks terrible

>>173713763
holy fuck man go outside and talk to people

>>173713258
Except they have stats that tell them how many potential players they will have and ample time to set up servers...there's no excuse.

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>>173713583
>SERVERS ARE BACK UP!
DELET THIS
FUCKING BLIZZKIKES

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>Patch day
>servers die

>>173713579
>reading comprehension

you are seriously retarded

>>173713751
Sorry, I'm already married to her.

>>173713862
I just want to go fast. And bully.

Why do asian players call him hanjo?

>>173713862
So what are they again?
Limited range on songs and a speed boost on wallride jump?

>>173713887
is he retarded?

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>>173713806
Thanks.

I just wanted to play before going to bed...

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>>173713915
You look terrible.

>>173713963

His name in Korea is Hanjo, that simple

I want to breed with nurse Mercy. Also, I like Reyes's voice before he became Reaper.

>>173713963
nips can not into inglish

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>>173713615
>this emote with the yellow/black skin
THE DRAGON AWAKENS

>>173713913
If you're going to post something we've seen already, post it in higher quality

>>173713913

NEW ZENYATTA HIGHLIGHT

https://blzgdapipro-a.akamaihd.net/game/highlight-intros/0x0250000000001060.webm


NEW TORB HIGHLIGHT

https://blzgdapipro-a.akamaihd.net/game/highlight-intros/0x025000000000104A.webm
https://blzgdapipro-a.akamaihd.net/game/emotes/0x025000000000104D.webm

so does the commander morrison/blackwatch reaper have new voice overs?

>>173713965
a damage buff too

>>173713849
>people

literally everyone loves it, it's sexy

>>173713915
Yeah, it's like they went 7 years in the past starting from 1990, not 2076.

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>>173713751
witch or this?
WITCH OR THIS????

Fuck you Blizzard

On the bright side, we may get more free lootboxes
I hope

>>173713913
and then she dies in the explosion

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WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE MISSING EMOTES

BLIZZARD HAD ONE JOB

WELL, TWO JOBS

>>173713963
Koreans call him Hanjo because there is no "z" sound in Korean.

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>>173713965

>>173713164
Not even gonna lie about this.
>Interesting highlight intro
>Great lines
>Great 'behind the mask' spray

I'd love a no-faceplate Zenyatta skin...shit would be unsettling as hell

>>173713862
>the capture point progress change went live
I'm thinking of staying off comp for a week

>>173713929
>widowmaker supposedly doesn't feel any emotion
>shows expressive anger
???

>>173714080
Ha.

Blizzard hasn't compensated players for missing game time since like, 2005.

>>173714089
MANY JOBS, IN FACT.

>>173713245
The thing is, nowadays server-farms offer large scaleability, which means - at least in theory - that spikes in population automatically fire up and close down servers as demand changes.

Why Blizzard doesn't do this, is beyond me.

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>>173714073
Its a decision that cannot be made

>>173713963
japanese doesn't have the the "z" sound I think

fucking normies bogging the servers down

>>173714112
Then why do they call genji "genzi" then?

>>173713819
>Roadhog's "she'll be right" seems to be pretty melancholic, think it's about the Outback incident?
Almost definitely. Chu seems to like Roadhog quite a lot based on what he's said about writing his lines, so I wouldn't be surprised if his backstory becomes a big talking point later on.

>>173713997
>hour and a half before work
>servers won't be up before I get a chance to play again

At least I got to play one full game, lost to the bastion tanks on legendary because our rein just held his shield and couldn't comprehend that it wasn't an ult and they would be tanks until we killed them. He also wasted his ult on grunts right before they showed up.

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>>173713576
fuccin thicc

Why does the new Widow skin look like she's supposed to be a new protagonist in a Borderlands game?

>>173714089
Sad!

where are the actual fucking patch notes

like did they implement any of the ptr shit

>>173714114
what about the visuals for his AoE?

>>173713170
I TOLD YOU RETARDS FOREVER THAT THE THUNDERHAWK SKINS WASN'T CULTURAL APPROPRIATION

WE NEVER KNEW IF HE DAD WAS A NATIVE AMERICAN AND THAT POINTED TO IT

EAT SHIT AND DIE YOU FUCKERS

The rest of you are cool though

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>>173714089
emote this

>>173713763
You're the guy thinking about black dick where there is non anon. I think you need to seek help.

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>>173714089
Oh well, back to waiting I guess.

>>173714204
yes they do, hanzo is literally a japanese name

>>173714231

>onomoy hos o toloportor

>>173714264
Yes.

>>173714264

https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753818008

>>173714114
>let's make solo queue even more of a hell
>especially for healers
>and reward six mans even more
>:^)

What did Blizzard mean by this?

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Who /gottoplay/ here?

>>173714029
>Torb raising his turret
Almost as good as the Zenny one desu

I wish the Zenny one had different light patterns for the legendary skins...

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wow. first time ive played this trash in ages and i cant even PLAY?! I PAYED FOR THIS WTH?!?!

HOW DO YOU PUT UP WITH THIS YOU IDIOTHS.

I WILL CONSIDER LEGAL ACTION BLIZZERD

>>173714291
delet
sombra is pure

>>173714264
Do you read through threads ever or just post and mash f5 looking for (you)?

>>173713608
>my feet hurt
>these Omnics are too loud
>I want to go back into the forest

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>>173714264
They did.

>>173714209
Because they can't talk right, anon.

>>173714291
*brep*

>>173714114
10m is way too small.
Blizz are retarded. Now to heal your team mates you got to be so close to the clusterfuck and take all the damage from shit left and right, splash and spam.

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>>173714335
It's still downloading for me

Hey, I'm in a queue now! That's better than unexpected errors.

>no new emotes for sombra

get fucked you stupid shitters

Post sombra lewds

>>173713324
yeah it always messes mine up after updating

>>173714335
I did. The new event isnt as fun as the halloween event but it's pretty good.

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>>173714231
Here I helped improve her

>>173714162
I read a fanfiction where her helmet has a simulacrum of Gerard's personality in it to keep her loyal.

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>>173714352
>sombra is pure

>>173714335
i managed to play one pve game

new gamemode is fuckin FUN

got 3 arcade wins already, it's speedy as FUUUUCK

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>Bought $50 worth of boxes
>Got all of the skins except the Widow and Genji ones, bought the Widow one with coins and don't play Genji enough to care about his
>Got the Zen/D.va/Torb intros

Money well spent.

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>>173714335
Only for a bit but it felt good

>>173713296
Surprisingly enough, just because you're in the military you're not obligated to fuck a fellow officer.

He's a Canadian navajo

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progress

>7000 players ahead of you

>>173714335
I got on long enough to buy some of the new skins with the shekles i've saved up over the past 2 seasons given that both the winter and rooster events had shit skins. Loving the new Tracer and Widow ones.

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I'm sad

>>173713615
Jesus, the animation is fucking terrible, mostly that second punch, who the fuck greenlit this?

wtf i was just in a comp game (I'm 3300) where everyone gold except the other team had a duo of masters

we got fucking stomped so hard

> Be level 15
> Open lockbox
> Get Mei legendary
I don't like her, but it's the thought that counts

>>173714492
cuck

>>173713576
>>173714231
Hand over the gauntlet, Ovuhwatch

>>173714214
I've never seen him express interest in either of the Junkers or really anyone but Ana/76/Reaper and Mercy/Genji

Got a link?

I'M IN

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>all these people bitching the servers are down

It's a machine uprising, it's for immersion, plebs.

>8000 players ahead of you

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>Chu was being vague about who Pharah was with on Christmas
>Turns out to be Pharahs dad
>Chu was being vague about the person in 76s photo

OKAY WHO THE FUCK IS THIS PERSON IN THE PHOTO

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>make some coffee and relax
>come back to this
Oh well

>>173714307
fugg I meant korean not jp

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>7000 players ahead of you

>>173714484
>Money well spent.
>50 bucks worth of pixel
Haha,
What a retard.

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>>173713615
reporting

>can't even update the game
T-thanks Blizzard

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>>173714401
>healers thinking they have any job other than to enable dps to play

>>173714502
But why is Pharah so much lighter than both of them? Is Blizzard embracing the cuck meme?

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>>173714421
>in queue: 8000 players ahead of you

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>should we test this first?
>nah just release it

>>173713296
>fictional characters having realistic relationships
yeah, such a horror story.

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>>173714462
Le *fapfapfapfap*

>>173714335
>played one point then everyone else dropped before we even got to point 2

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>>173714437
she is for cute

>>173713608
FUCK

I was wondering why they didn't give him a little drone to replace the bird, looks like they have had that in the works by they were too lazy to do it...fuckers

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I GOT BACK IN

>>173714568
I thought it was Liao from the original Overwatch

>>173714596
Ha. Only have 3000 ahead of me.

;_;

>>173713296
I mean, I imagine the vast majority of the characters in the game have various relationships with NPCs. Who woulda thought?

>>173714492
I am

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>>173714492
>you're all shit
You're shit

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queue

>>173713170
There's a Dale Gribble joke in there somewhere

>>173714639
bitch nigger

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beat my score

>>173714492
thanks you too!

>>173714591
The ennemy has an Eiffel Toweur.

can you actually farm arcade with the new mode?

> manage to log in
> got dc 30s later

>>173714484
who the fuck would actually use coins on the first day of the event and then inevitably get dupes for the next month? please don't tell me there are people this stupid

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Fug.

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>>173714661
he, nice one kiddo

>>173714454
I prefer this event honestly, feels more immersive

GUYS CHECK THE NEWS SEOUL JUST GOT HIT.

CHECK THE NEWS
>CHECK THE NEWS

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>>173714537
Make something better then

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>>173714683

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what is this

>you now realize the servers crashing would have been good hype for Sombras release

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only 300 players ahead of me

>all these new decent skins

oh shit senpai, I might actually spend some money this time

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END ME

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>20,000 players ahead of you

>>173714568
Not important because the story is non-existent and will probably be retconned AGAIN very soon since Blizzard is absolutely retarded.

>>173713678
Cut him in half.

>>173714750
source?

>>173714568
Huh. Following your logic...

Could it be his son?

Is 76 an actual daddy?

inb4 "IT'S HIS AND ANA'S HIDDEN BASTARD CHILD!!!!!!"

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>10k players ahead

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>think pharah's dad must've been some random guy since she was born before overwatch was founded
>that's exactly the case

Who woulda thunk

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>>173714778
Post screenshot

>20.000 players ahead you.

wew lad

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>>173714769
blizz pls

>>173714335
I did
got my Fareeha emote and voice lines plus played 2 rounds of PvE

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>>173714584
>total objective time 1:20

>>173714835
it's obviously the guy they started overwatch with that died first.

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>>173714819
I know that feel

>>173714929
implying that matters when he's in GM

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>>173714769
>9000
Lucky bastard

>>173714578

I'll make that $50 back in an hour and a half of working little NEET. Means nothing to me.

>>173714730

People who don't have all day/month to play the game for hours at a time.

>>173712992
Why did I pay for this game?

Honest to god, it was just something my friends were playing that we could do together, and literally every single time I go to try and play it, blizzard's servers are down. I don't care about their fucking updates with skins and UA upgrades and game modes I'm not going to play, I just want the game to work when I attempt to play it once every week or so. Why is having servers that actually function so hard for such a big company? Is there any way I can ask for my money back at this point?

so much anger in here and i can't help but feel anything besides a euphoric, deep love for this game

i seriously love this game so fucking much

it's made me a better person

blizzard can keep servers down forever i dont even care i've gotten more than my money's worth

>>173714879
/d/ has gone too far

Has anyone's queue moved at all yet?

>>173714750
good
fuck D.va

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>>173714895
HAHA NERD, I'M BETTER THAN YOU BY 10,000

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NICE JEFF

>Genji's red eyes

Holy shit he looks so stupid, like really bad dA fanart. And the model is weird as well, the lighting/texture look like a bad SFM adaptation for some reason.

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>cadet Oxton dropped in my free box

Is 3v3 and ctf gone I was gonna get loot boxes for them but it got removed

>>173714750
>>173714834
P̶̛͔͖͉̹̯̣̘̖͉̰̱͉̙͐ͬ̎ͪ̎͌ͬ̄ͣͮͬ̀͟͟ͅR̵̢̥̱̝̩͔͎ͧ̾̏ͧ̎̀͋̍͆̆ͦͪ̈͑̀̄̈ͯ́̚Ę̛͓̞̺̘͇̺͉͎̻̯͍͉̲ͦ̄ͤ̈́̊̔ͤ͊̆P̡̙͖͉̻̬͍͎̫̘͊ͦ̋ͦ̓̍̒͞Ȃ̷̢̜̞͓̼̼͕̲̼̩̟̤̣͕̾̾̊͗͋͛̉ͪͤ̉͑̚͝Ṛ̶̠͈̬͎̮͉͈̮̌̌͒̔̂̈́̎̑͑͂̔͒̍̍̂̚͜͢͜͞ͅĘ̛͙̺̹̣ͩ̆ͣ͂͞͠ ̶̷̛͖͔̜̪̯̔̌̏̿͂̆̀ͩͩ̚͞F̡̺͕̱͕̤̣̯͉̲̬̙̭̫̼̻̀̔̀ͮ̾̽̌ͯ͂͑ͯͭ̽̾̿̀̕Ö̵̲̗̹̤̦̮̫̳̰͐̌ͭͨ̄͌̐͂́ͅR̢̢̻̫̮̪̹̝̝̠̘̥͍̓ͨ͌̎ͤͫ̿ͦ̉̊̓̈̍̉͡ͅ ̶̵̡̛̞̦͚̲̳͇̝̦̗̱̬̌̆͑̀̔͆͗̾̾ͬ̃̔͌͌̔͛ͯͭ͘ͅƯ̵̡͓̠͎̖̮̭̞͈͍̹̼̗̬̫͍̣̣̺͆͑͗̃̏͆̎̾͗̀͝Ņ̵̨̞̮̱̞̬̫̳̼̪͎̰̗͙͐ͭ̋̈͌͒ͬ̑̿̂͐̄ͣ̑͡F̵̷͚̺͙̙̯̥͕̲̙̲̗͕̙̯̲̲̝̅ͪͪ̂̏ͮͮ̆͗ͮͮ̑̚͡͠͝Ơ̝̬̺̗̥̲̪͕͔̙̜̞͔ͬ̉ͣ̎͂̔ͯ̓̽̍̍̚͠ͅŖ̴̣̙͇̫̰͕̗̣̻̭̼̥̙̠̼̼̦̂ͮ̋͊̃ͪ̿͆͋̑ͅÈ̶̙͓͚͇̪͗ͬ̆̍̉̋̅͊ͯ̈́͡͞S̴͙͍͈̫̣̘̬̱͉̻̩̹̘̜̗̯͈ͩͪ́̍͑͡ͅÈ͈͔͎̖̘̳͇̰̤̣̩̥̱͓ͤ̋̋ͣͣͭ̏ͬ̀̃̋̕͢͠Ḛ̵͕̥̹͓̤̥͔̦͖̟̮̰ͭ̌̌ͪ̌͐͆̑̋̓͞N̨̻̳̘̫̘̩̬̩̖̲͈͇͔ͧ̐͑ͭͨ̀̌̓͗͆̅̃̚͢ ̧̥̜̞̜̖̪͓͓͗͊͋̿̇̋̓̋́C̵̡̱̪̲̯̥̹̤̟̙̟͈̍ͮ̽͑̅ͨ̾̈́̿ͤ̋̈͢͝ͅÓ̶̘̖̖̥̈́̊̓͑̐̉̈́̍̕N͍̣̻͍͙̗̟̲̯̠͎͋̉̌̄̍͒̏̕͞͞S̺͚̤͇͇̰̼̫͎͙̥͙͊ͬ̄̆ͩ̀̕ͅȆ̼̺̖̟̺̤̺̯̰̤̱̔͆ͨͣ̓͋̽͐͝͡ͅQ̴͎̳͚̭͚̻̯ͦͧͮ̓̈ͣ̃ͨͪ̏͂̀́́Ų̶̪̯̻̺͎̜̻͖̝͖̺͔̙͗̿̔̋̓ͤ̄ͬ̓̎̇̐͆͊ͩͩͣ͘͞E̶̟̝͍̖̪̬ͯ͌ͩͦ̕͘ͅN̴̮̗͕̼̳͍͚̩ͬ̐͛ͣ̾ͮ͒͛̈́̾͑͌̀͝͞͞C͓̦̮͓ͪ͌̒̒ͧ͛̈́ͮͣ́͒͗̿͌́É̵̴̩̥̬͔̩͔͔̺̑̅̿ͣ̔ͨ̌͂ͨ̅̄͘͟͠S̴̛̲͈̭̥̪̆̏̔ͨͅ

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>open free lootbox
>3 white and 1 blue
>no event items
J U S T

>>173714971
>getting carried so hard

Ye bruh

is the # of players ahead of you supposed to go down over time or am i getting cucked? Don't want to restart the game and lose my spot

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Been at 3k for about 10 minutes.

>>173714985
I can smell you're from tumblr one mile away. I don't know how, but I just know it.

Ded game amirite

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>was at 8000 ahead of me
>accidentally pressed the space bar
>queue cancelled
>go back in
>10000 ahead

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>>173714929
>total
>57 min

You blind?

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>>173714701
ez

>>173714929
expect nothing less.

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>>173715006

FUCKING LEAVE SO I CAN GET IN ALREADY

>>173715068
30k atm
its a fake queue
fuck blizzard

>>173715043
One of those whites or blues was an event item

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>>173714879
What a disgusting juxtaposition of fetishes.

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>20000 ahead of you

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>>173714701
EZ

>>173714537
have you SEEN dva's intro?

>>173715043
This. Best thing I got was an ugly blackwatch genji player icon, then a bunch of sprays that are jusst variations of reinhardt's helmet or somebody's gun that I already had.

FAKE QUEUE

FAKE QUEUE

FAKE QUEUE

>>173715043
>no event items
that's literally impossible you dumb faggot

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>Feel like playing OW for the first time in 5 months
>Open Overwatch
>30k people before me in queue
>Find out there was a huge event starting today

God damn it

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>who longgest queue here?

30000 lol

>10,000
>Los Angeles, California

Over 9000, report where you're from

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No one can beat this!

>>173714701
I'm at 40k RIGHT NOW!

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> tfw 6000

>>173714701
Can't take screenshot but it's 40K here.

>10k ahead of me for ages
>think it's frozen
>restart the game
>40k ahead of me

welp

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>>173715173
Why.

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>>173715008
>that guy playing solitaire

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>>173715156
I got you beat there

>>173715171
>>173715139
hahah you fell for my trap I was only pretending to be retarded

>>173715087
>1:20

>>173715183
10000
Poortugal

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>>173715184
I had 2000 players but eventually realized I shouldn't have to wait in some fucking queue to play a damn game I bought

>>173715043
>>no event items
How to spot a lie

>>173714929
it's not total, autistic gold shitter

>overwatch is dead
>30k in queue

explain this, stillborns

>they had to put the game on sale the same day as an update
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING

>>173714537
Yeah, the air kick is really stiff too, reminds me of WoW.

yeah fuck this

even when you get in it's going to be 300ms ping every game

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>instantly get in the game.
>'hmm this looks better than usual.'
>all my graphics setting are fucking maxed out.
>'better change them back so that I can actually get some decent fps.'
>save changes, but logout because i want them to take effect.
>load up the game again.
>'you are in the que. there are: 20,000 players ahead of you.'

I'm so fucking dumb.

>>173715183
10,000
Los Angeles

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>>173714701
(you)

keep going

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>the thread has devolved to superiority over who is standing further up a virtual line

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>>173715261

>>173715316
>"Dude, money lol"

>>173715261
>300,000

lmfao what the fuck

>>173715183
30k Bongland

>>173714701
Is it weird that I've been at 10k for 10 minutes now?

>>173715336
50K now.

>>173715183
20,000
US East Coast

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>no smokes
>now this server faggotry

end my fucking life