/meg/ - Mass Effect General

5 years still mad

Cora is cute

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Asari > Quarians

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V E T R A
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Vetra is CUTE. Only cute and affectionate Vetra/Scott is permitted below this line:

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http://www.quibblo.com/quiz/gz-a2rh/What-Mass-Effect-race-are-you

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>>173651931

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That MP AI.

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>>173651724

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>>173652043
STOP

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>>173652043
Do not bully Sara

is the revenant any good guys? i like my pew pew.

>>173652026
Turian

Asari fags gtfo

There were so many moments where having your profile affect the cutscene/mission path would have been great. Why didn't they allow it?

>>173652026
i got batarian AND some terrible pop-up advertisement. 1/10 would not bang

>>173652080
>>173652082
the ride never ends

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>>173652026
>does not realize we're already a mass effect race.

Spotted the filthy xeno.

>>173652128
they're not sentient

Did bioware ever apologize for the ME3 ending?

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>>173652043

>>173652146
terrible management causing budget and time issues plus lack of skill among the developers

>>173652026

>Hanar

This one is okay with this outcome

how big is peebees cock?

>>173652239
happy ending mod best ending

>>173652026
aren't we all human after all?

ayo hol up

someone better explain this nazi quarian head ass bullshit to me real fuckin fast. this is some real trifling shit and part of me is violently refusing to believe that it's real

>>173652319
8in

>>173652360
It's fucking cringe.

>>173652319
Microscopic
Now Cora's on the other hand

Picking Morda is a stupid idea.
There are no positives to this.

>>173652415
pick a better love interest next time you unfeeling monster

>>173652239
they released an updating ending and a massive fanservice DLC. dunno what more you could want from them after the perfect destroy ending

>>173652459
You can pick a Milky Way Nigger, a heleus nigger, or an earth nigger. There are no good choices there.

>>173652026
Who else Turian here?

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>>173652194

>>173652026
>elcor

>>173652518
Destroy ending makes no sense either though.

>we will somehow release a pulse of space magic that kills all the reapers, but also somehow kills all synthetics ever
>I, the AI, am okay with this
>But I, the AI won't just stop attacking you, or self destruct the reapers, thereby preserving synthetic life
>No buddy, it's an all or nothing deal

since op's retarted,

>MEG vetra fags:
https://pastebin.com/1W1nXsDz

Who /true Krogan/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siZelZyy40A&index=12&list=PLSdYGNBYT_AV_lP25Azw1aNOGgagIKaZO

Anyone still playing ME3MP?
>Just finished my uncommons in MEAMP

>>173652789
Nobody cares.
Seriously, why is there a link recording posts from some waifufags?

>>173652391
What

>>173652391
Yes

>>173652905
The guy making the new threads doesn't care. Clearly someone does, or it wouldn't be in the fucking OP in the first place.

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>>173652026
>Asari

But I dont want to be a girl....

>>173653091
Do not worry, they are not

Kett genocide when?

>>173653054
I'm the OP, I posted it because I copy and pasted the OP from the previous thread.
That link wasn't there a couple days ago.

>>173652710
>get to ending
>"you are different shepard, pure, perfect, decide the fate of humanity and synthetics!"
>ok how about you guys fuck off into dark space and nuke yourselves to death since as you said we're doing fine. It would have the same effect as if we destroyed you and rebuilt our AI within the year
>"no that doesn't count"

>>173653264
It's stuff like this that make me think Indoctrination theory was true, and bioware was just salty that people figured it out so fast so they changed it.

>>173652026
Elcor.

>>173653253
>I copy and pasted the OP from the previous thread.
well, yeah, that much is obvious. In any case, it's there now.

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>>173653091
>a girl
some asari prefer male pronouns, or no pronoun at all.

>>173652026
>geth
probably true since I saved them over the suitrats every time

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>>173652239
Nope. After everyone lost their shit, they started being lippy and blaming the fans.

After they realized it was a bad idea to talk smack about the people that've been giving them money and being supportive of their creative project for the past five years or so, they decided to half-assedly throw together an extended cut, that didnt fix anything and even included a passive aggressive "oh you dont like our ending? fuck you!" ending(Refusal Ending).

Then, the most devote of Bio-tards were singing praises about how this glorified slideshow "fixed" the ending.


Then, they released the Citadel DLC, which was basically Fanservice: the DLC.

And honestly, it was pretty good. One of the best DLCs. Having a party and seeing everyone relax with each other was nice. Also, them poking fun at the series was fun.

But ME3 is still shit and I am STILL mad. I will be mad til my dying breath.

>>173653559
Everyone knows ME3MP was the true ending and the ME3MP ride NEVER ends.

>>173653504
>>173653175
>taking what some nu-Bioware shit said off-handedly as gospel.

Come the fuck on.

>>173653091
They're monogendered.

>>173653091
asari have huge dongs

>>173653091
You will in a second

>>173653703
that think of themselves as female. And are anatomicly female.

Why?

Because it's a space opera. Fuck you. Mass Effect fields manipulating tits. Whatefver.

>>173653837
except some are fathers

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>>173651724
Is it possible to make Sara looks like the human Female Sentinel from multiplayer?

It is the eyes I can't do.

>>173653837
Didn't asari have references to fathers as far back as ME1 though? Including asari/asari pairs. One would be the father, and one the mother IIRC.

>>173653891
>>173653932

they talk about "fathers" in terms of role, not sexual identity.

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>>173653702
They had to ruin Asari, anon. having an all powerful female race of amazons that just fuck, talk, and dance all day but are also amazing warriors is so 2000 and late

Here have a modern asari

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>>173654029
It's not canon if I ignore it.

I'll just stick to the first three k thnx

if an asari mates with a human, they just use the human to randomize some of their own dna, right? so you're not actually having a kid, only she is

>>173653986
But clearly one asari carries the baby to term, or lays the eggs, or whatever asari do, while another asari contributes the dna to fertilize it.

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So have enough of the bugs been fixed with the latest patch to make it worth getting yet?

>>173653932
>>173653986
>>173653891
It's like having one guy in a gay couple call himself the woman/girl in the relationship. He's still a guy but just takes on a more feminine penis

>>173654164
Well, there is some DNA from the human. It's just not dominant.

Sorry, my dad was a krogan, ect ect

>>173654164
Technically, but Liara's father thinks they get personality traits even. Her father was a krogan and she appeared pretty rough around the edges.

>>173652541
Morda is not going to give a single shit about the other people's needs besides that of the Krogan. And who's to say she won't get tired of the job anyway and leave?

You don't even piss Tann off that much so even as a fuck you option it's pretty worthless. Hell you make Kesh angrier if you pick Raeka (you shouldn't pick another Pathfinder, they've got enough on their plate) than Tann, picking Morda.

I'm all for giving Krogan a voice but not for this and not Morda. Send up a Krogan Politician if you want a voice. Let that bitchy turtle stay on her rock.

>>173654197
ME3: sure, on sale.
ME: Andromeda: never full price, wait until it's 90% off on steam after EA dies so never

>asari
>uhh-sorry

>>173654197
cracks out m8 dont give those kikes a single penny for this trash game

>>173654197
no, they added some new ones instead

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>>173654029
having pretty girls in your game is sexist goyim

>>173654309
Hopefully picking Morda will mellow her out a bit. It's what Spender had promised her for putting down the Uprising, so it felt like a better idea in the long run to give the Krogan what they were promised. Bradley doesn't seem like he's too interested in doing it, but he would have been my next pick since he represents the colonial interests. Moshae is never-ever tier since the Angara are shit.

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>>173653559
never forget the most tasteless part of it

>>173652026
>Geth

Shit, I didn't see that one coming.

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Krogan Hive lord in MP when?

>>173654610
>aliens
>sexy
Fuck off furfag.

>>173654615
Bradley is my main man.

Am I the only one that helped kill Samara? You can't go around killing your kids.

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>barely two weeks out from release of a new game
>general is already back to being slow af

Shiggy diggy.

>check out "indoctrination theory"
>he never made it to the crucible and was hallucinating
>after Shepard got blown up in the end by harbinger
>therefore no one stopped the reapers

why would anyone want this?

>>173655273
but you can go around killing your mother (and just about anyone)?

>>173655308
game is bomba. last patch was a dud. no mod scene. mp sucks. time to go back to the ot.

>>173653559
You and me both brother

>>173655383
Sure. I was thinking at the time that after banging Morinth it would have been fine if the game ended instead of reloading to before.

>>173655273
Plenty of Renegades kill Samara and replace her with Morinth.

Less content in 3 though that way. Instead of having Samara and quests and stuff, you just get an extra banshee.

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>>173652026
>quarian

>>173655273
I did, but i found samara boring. honestly i don't seem to like any of the fan favorites (tali, garrus, mordin, etc)

>>173655345
Because the alternative is the ME3 ending, with "pick your space magic color" and "uncanny valley star child expositing to you about how it is logical to kill organics to save organics"

>>173654615
It is a toss-up between Moshae and Bradley.

Moshae feels like the right pick but Evfra makes a decent point, she is sick and she's also old and also an Angara.

But at the same time the Krogans, The Human Colonists and other 3 races are all aliens to her so perhaps she wouldn't be biased.

But Bradley's an old N7, Safe Pick and a pretty decent man...plus his VA also voiced Jefferson Twilight from Venture Bros.

>>173654623
Tasteless true but it doesn't damage me as much as "Tell me another story about the Shepherd"

Imagine hearing that 12 times at the end of each playthrough

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>>173652026
>asari
I didn't fucking ask for this shit.

>>173655569
I don't understand why you would kill samara even as a renegade.

>I can have a person with unflinching loyalty to me
>or a space slut that kills everyone she knows with sex and treachery, and just tried to kill me before someone intervened.

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>>173652026
>Geth

TAKE IT FUCKING BACK, I KILLED ALL THOSE ROBONIGGERS.

>>173655504
Damn right.

>>173655756
Are you the same type of person that didn't let Reyes snipe that fucking bitch because it wasn't "honorable"?

>>173655756
One less goody twoshoes in the galaxy sworn to kill you.

>>173655629
I honestly thought I would get Turian, but nope Asari.

>>173655785
>Hating Legion
Anon why..

>>173655907
No, I just don't understand why you would choose someone who is obviously going to do her best to kill you with sex at some point over the battle hardened alien who has sworn absolute loyalty to you.

The only possible reasons are meta: You need the renegade points, or you want to get the bonus power.

>>173655308
Too busy with SP...

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>>173652026
>geth

>tfw ywn be part of a /comfy/ consensus

>>173656067
Samara wants you dead.

>>173656093
It takes 70 hours to reach 97% completion at max. What are you spending your time on? Looking at the environment?

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>>173654623
when the jew doesnt even try to conceal his true form

>>173654623
>ok

>>173655504
Fuck no, the OT has aged like fucking milk.

>>173656182
I don't remember her ever saying that.

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>>173652026
>Quarian
DELETE

I'm no pussy Quarian this is not true at all. This is obviously a stupid rigged as fuck test like pottermore.

Is there any point to reaching 100% completion? Do you get anything? I finished the game (all story and loyalty missions, plus most of the important side missions) in ~45 hours and now have all but one world at 100% viability at ~55 hours. Was thinking about just stopping the game after hitting 100% viability on the last one.

>>173656340
t. console player

>>173656396
gas the space jew

>>173656416
You get a planet named after you

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So the Benefactor is going to use Ryder Mom to blackmail Ryder into their service in MEA2, right?

>>173656396
Do you have a ship named Qwip Qwip?

>>173656518
I thought you got that from getting 100% viability on every world? I'm talking about 100% game completion.

>>173656396
space jews not welcome here, now git

>>173656525
I'm game if it lets me play as anything but an autistic pussy.

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>>173656396

>>173656612
nope you get to meet even more aliens that are huge niggers that you have to be nice to

>>173652026
>get geth

So this is the autism race, correct?

>>173656661
Kill me now.

>>173656579
Oh my bad, read your post wrong. Not too sure either.

>>173656661
But are they cute?

>>173656396
What did you get in pottermore? Hufflepuff?

Fucking loser

>>173656525
Probably, and MEA3 will be about assembling a space gizmo from ancient plans to beat the real enemies of the whole series.

>>173656661
they missed a huge storyline opportunity where milky way actually invades this shit galaxy and cleanses it of all nigger alien life, the other side could be being nice to them

>>173656396
I never understood why people like them. they're fucking space muslims

>So many Geth
They must be infiltrators!

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>>173656612
No, more Sara.

>>173652026
>Hanar
What the fucking fuck. How am I supposed to get a quarian waifu like this.

>>173657075
there are none left anyway because they all got exploded and burnt to cinders by my robo pals

>>173657075
Tentacles, man, think of the possibilities.

>>173657172
all except the G A Y M A L E Q U A R I A NS
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>>173657040
i want to stick my tongue in her butt

So I've got an Indra, Isharav, Sweeper, and Scattershot

which of those is the most gold worthy weapons?

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>>173657270
What the fuck is that

>>173657075
Tentacles, man
Think about it

>>173656858
What? They're clearly space jews.

I think I'm starting a new playthrough. There's not much choice in this game period and I don't intend to change much of anything on that front, but I'm going to try a different playstyle. Was primarily a Soldier last time around, carried four guns with Turbocharge, Flak Cannon, Concussive Shot, and maxed out passives. What should I do this time on a NG+ /meg/?

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>>173657298

>>173657364
Volus are the space Jews. Quarians are space gypsies.

>>173657298
Fuck off Scott

>>173657371
Engineer. They still have those types in the game right? Spamming tech powers was fun as hell in ME3 with the individual cooldowns mod

>>173657364
>not the volus
???

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Is it me or are the romantic scenes tasteless this time around?

>>173656836
What if the real enemies were the friends we made along the way?

>>173656846
No Anon you are the immigrant niggers of Andromeda

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>>173656396
You and your kind exist only for breeding and cuddling,
in that order

>>173657415
>>173657540
Volus aren't currently involved in a morally ambiguous territory debate about a homeland though.

The Quarrian/Geth thing is just a metaphor for the Israel situation in the real world.

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>>173657364
Did everyone literally forget about these slimy goblins that try their best to squeeze all your credits out?

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>>173657298
>>173657440
>>173657403
Cease.

>>173657740
That's a fucking stretched analogy if I've ever seen one

>>173657618
They are. I'd rather the effort was put towards adding characterization/interaction followed by fade to black. Softcore porn doesn't really fit into ME. I haven't watched the non-banging scene for Cora but from what I've heard it's far better than anything the fuck scene offers.

>>173657618
Cora has the best and even it's pretty shit compared to Liara's own in ME1.

>>173657618
they've always been tasteless because you're playing a sex hungry slut rather than developing a slow-burning romantic relationship

insanity in me 3 as an adept was hella fun, shared cooldowns didnt matter because you could lower them so much for pull/throw/warp and just use best girl liara with her .5 sec cooldown singularities to explode niggers with your throws.

its not in this game, everything is just a huge bullet/power sponge and all your powers are shit that do nothing even to basic enemies. not to mention the cover system somehow got extremely shit, how did you mess this up when it was so simple in 3?

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>>173657440
Sara was made for Scott though.

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>>173657772
Are you mad, anon?
Do you want your credit score to lapse into the negatives?

>>173657772
kikes are more than greedy, the are backstabbing thieves as well, which the quariankikes demonstrate quite clearly

>>173657824
but it looks so nice, my face needs to be between her cheeks!

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>>173657618
the one i saw with peebee grossed me out. i don't even mean the shitty "lesbian" grinding scene but the entire atmosphere was so gross and unsexy

i preferred liara's even though there's spoopy blue fart clouds everywhere

>>173652026
>http://www.quibblo.com/quiz/gz-a2rh/What-Mass-Effect-race-are-you
I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A SCIENTIST SALARIAN

Low IQ races gtfo

>>173657890
Rannoch's name in the quarian language ("Walled Garden") is literally the Hebrew name for the afterlife. Every other celestial object related to the quarians is named after a random Hebrew word (Tikkun, Haza, Adas, Kaddi etc.). The universal conscription of the quarians and every ship being armed is a clear reference to the early Jewish defense militias. And "Tali'Zorah" is such a Jewish name that they may as well have named her Abraham Shekelstein.

Meanwhile the geth are genocidal savages and religious fanatics who have become notorious in recent memory for terrorist attacks that they claim were the work of a minority, even though said minority is embraced by the majority who do nothing to stop them. They've enhanced security measures at airports to look for them. They literally fucking hijack planes to crash them into buildings in a ME2 sidequest.

>>173658024
>>173658221
>Sara wakes up
>"Scott why do I have rugburn on my ass?"

>>173658274
if course its gross, peebee is blue shrek compared to goddess liara

>>173658106
>>173657364
Okay i take it back: The kett are space muslims. they take over demographics and kill everyone for being different, while their religion is the only way of life

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>>173658221
You should want to take care of her tenderly, not sexual.

>>173658367
okay i'm sold. the quarians are the space jews and most of them lost their homeland after they were lolocausted to space

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>>173651724
Are there any good assault rifles in 1.05?
I dont like sticking a whole mag into a chosen's head with it only doing half damage

>>173658428
>you will never tenderly inseminate her once the procreation blockers wear off

>>173658428
How do you get that outfit?

>>173658562
Collectors edition exclusive, I think.

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>>173657772

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>>173658508
the thing that pisses me off about this game the most is how the mattock went from apocalypse cannon to bb gun from 2 to now

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>>173656525
>MEA2
Not even a semblance of a chance after this shit

>>173658562
its just the preorder jacket

>>173658367
I read somewhere here where a dev confirmed quarian history was based on russians though.

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>that's the POINT you colonial wad

Completely redeemed Addison's character.

>>173658684
If the turds that ME2 and 3 didn't kill this franchise, nothing will.

>>173658728
only a bullet through the head will fix addison

>>173657618

Nah. It went from side boob and ass, to grinding on metal grating in front of everyone, to this.

And romance is still just flirt four times, then fuck, so who cares.

>>173658728
Addison's introduction is terrible but I liked that she comes around a bit as the game progresses.

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>>173652026
>>173652137
>>173652553
Turian Master Race
>>173655785
Stealing this meme

>>173658684
This game will outsell DA2 by a hilarious margin at least, and that game didn't kill the much weaker, much younger DA series. Combine this with the very clear sequel bait ending and all the time spent building up one, and MEA2 is basically a sure thing.

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will we see femshep raping sara in sfm soon? she certainly deserves it for being so inferior to femshep

>>173658367
Huh, I would have thought the opposite were true. With the Quarians being the Palestinians and the Geth being the once enslaved jews taking their land and forcing them into retreat

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>>173658692
it's the same jacket outfit scott has, but sara's looks much better.

Man it feels like all these side quests kind of take away from the game somehow

>Here pathfinder do some useless shit that may or may not have something to do with the main story.

>Oh you wana do main quest, sorry you gotta do at least a dozen side quests first.

>>173658367
>And "Tali'Zorah" is such a Jewish name that they may as well have named her Abraham Shekelstein.

I don't know if i'll ever be able to take the tali romance option seriously again after that one.

>>173658759
>If the turds that ME2 and 3
>Implying either are even nearly as bad as Andromeda

Stop being a fuckstupid biodrone. I knew the general would be clogged with biowarefaggotry after release.

>>173658906
BIG
KROGAN
COCK

>>173658934
are you roleplaying liam's dad?

>>173658983
Why?

>>173658934
>better
not with that hideous scarf and clippy gloves, it's not

>>173658962
Welcome to MMO based quest design. Are you hype for Mass Effect Andromeda: online?

>>173658898
>This game will outsell DA2 by a hilarious margin at least
Then why hasn't it?

>>173658962
the more prominent quests are shitty too.

scan a few glyphs and toggle on this console, do this three more times. go back to this same-y looking remnant site, now wait for peebee to tell you the next one you should go to, now go to another, ok now you can get a 'mission'. shit, sorry, it's more shitty remnant vault spelunking.

>>173659004
I'm not defending them, ME1 was a 5/10, ME2 was a 2/10 and ME3 and Andromeda are 1/10s.

Mass Effect 1, even though it was a mediocre RPG, it had potential, all of which it was squandered the moment the franchise became bootleg Gears of War with pointless dialogue.

>>173659075
I keep imagining shepard referring to his lover as shekelstein now.

>>173658962
>Oh you wana do main quest, sorry you gotta do at least a dozen side quests first.

It's not nearly as guilty of this DAI is. They seem to have learned that much between the two games.

>>173659075
Not my character, just the first one I found of Scott in that casual outfit when I google image searched.

>>173659093
I just left the default with the rolled up sleeves. The outfit for Scott looks like a retarded varsity jacket.

>>173659004
Wow, the Bioware game general is full of Biowarefaggotry?
The general that survived 5 years jerking it off to some depthless archetypes?
What a fucking mystery.

>>173658962
main quests are mostly empty bullshit too


i just had to wander around the galaxy THREE times to click a probe loose on the nigger crystal monster that is everywhere to progress the main story

please let my suffering end soon

>>173658367
Does that mean male Quarians are circumcised?
I would want Veetor to feel something

>>173659138
We have no idea what its sales are as of now, beyond "millions" and "better than ME1 so far". But DA2 was such an underperformer that it would be hard to fuck up that badly. EA said they estimated 3 million sales in week 1, a few weeks before the game came out; if they sold that much in the game's entire fucking lifetime, it would still be head and shoulders above DA2. Or if it even sells as well as ME1.

>>173659147
What's a 10/10 to you?

>>173659004
>thinking that critical reception matters
topkek, if it sell enough, a sequel is guaranteed, delusional fag

>>173659141
Welcome to modern RPGs, scan stuff until you get to interact with something.
Even TW3 revolved around this same formula.
There's not a single good quest in any RPG game released after 2004, everything is some completely handheld shit.

>>173659147
>I'm not defending them, ME1 was a 5/10, ME2 was a 2/10 and ME3 and Andromeda are 1/10s.
Then why the fuck are you even here?

I don't get it, does shitting on the OT make biodrones feel less salty about their awful game being shat on? I know it's cool to hate popular things because they're popular, anon, but we all need to grow out of that eventually. People raved about the OT for a reason.

Nobody's even cheering about Andromeda for a reason.

>>173658962
Witcher 3 really spoiled me in the "quests that actually matter" department. All of the side shit felt like it was it's only little dense self contained story.

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>>173659376
shoutout to the goyim that buy shit games on release day without seeing non paid and user reviews to see the game is garbage

>>173659413
Dark Brotherhood questline in Oblivion begs to differ.

>>173659384
Holy shit, you sound like a buttflustered redditor.

>>173659496
users are retards

>>173659382
A 10/10 is a perfect game.
There's no such thing.

>>173659436
I come here to laugh at the Mass Effect fanbase, just like how I went to the MGS general to laugh at Kojimadrones when MGSV came out, and why I still go every now and then to the Paladins general to laugh at them for even being a thing.

>People raved about the OT for a reason.
And what's the reason?
Being Bioware's lazy attempt at making more KOTOR games but without paying the Star Wars license?
This entire franchise is worthless.

>>173659496
>non paid and user reviews

Where they would see these exactly? I can only think of Metacritic, and Metacritic's user ratings are objectively garbage.

>>173659458
Except it didn't? All the quests in TW3 were still disgusting fetch quests hid behind some shitty story to make it feel grand. You're not fooling anyone by promoting TW3 here. Even TW2 was better.

>>173659578
9/10 then.

Even an 8/10 will do.

>>173652026
>Krogan
What in the fuck? I was expecting turian or geth or even salarian. Shit test.

>>173659580
jewtube from a salty cunt who will shit on something if it needs shitting on

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>>173659413
Fuck off, old man. Or stop being a hipster faggot. Whichever applies to your idiocy.

>>173659578
t. edgy elitist neckbeard

>>173659585
>all this salt

Sorry anon some people liked other games side quests more than this game's side quests. I know things like that might trigger your autism but it's ok. People can be different.

>>173658367
You forgot that the blessing they give at the trial is a Jewish prayer.

Oh boy you guys are feeding the trolls again. Probably the guy who did the entire "lel ME and DA are dead forever because SW is back."

>>173659458
I too enjoyed scanning red clues in a very specific place that would guide me to another place, all while Geralt murmurs to himself about what exactly am I doing.

>>173659630
An 8/10 would be Gothic 2, a game that doesn't think everyone playing it has an IQ below 70.

>>173659578
>I come here because I'm bored and lonely, and enjoy the attention I get when I shitpost about stuff people like

I just want to pat you on your cute little head, anon. You'll make friends someday, I'm sure.

>>173658728
Absolutely not.

In fact that's a reason I don't want to pick the Moshae.

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>get to Liam's loyalty mission
>level design is actually kind of interesting
>dialogue is actually is pretty funny
>mfw

Pretty amusing, some of the button prompts gave me renegade shepard vibes

>>173659807
>8/10 would be Gothic 2
Man, you never even played that shit.

>>173659757
No, ME and DA are dead because their latest entries flopped.

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>>173659413
There's way more to TW3 than using the sensing feature and you would know that if you actually played the game instead of parroting other's shitposts.

Here's your (You) and I can't wait to see your shitty reply to my post

>the Moshae's stupid false choice in the kett facility.

Fuck you bitch who's running the rescue operation here? I fucking own your entire resistance forces they all suck ass.

>>173659936
spoiler: """""choices"""""" mean absolutely nothing in this game

>>173659872
>"...I shot the console. Do you think he's mad?"
It was pretty okay.

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>discover what SFM porn is a couple weeks ago
>develop tranny fetish for blue women with snake-like skin

thanks mass effect

100% casual responses best ryder

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Do you get anything worthwhile for scanning all the minerals and plants or is it just EXP?

>>173660058
are you from some country who just got a 28k modem or just 8 and totally new to the internet

>>173660219
You get gratitude.

>>173652026
>Not getting superior Turian as their results

Fucking plebs

>>173660219
Is that a female Prothean?

>>173660219
nope, everything that isnt primary quests/allies quest is pointless kike busywork "playtime" extenders

use a cheat engine to give yourself credits and buy guns from merchants to disassemble for resources or just increase them with cheat engine itself

>>173652026
Someone make a strawpoll for the races here so we can see who truly rules /meg/.

>>173660416
>use a cheat engine
But then I'll be banned from MP.

>>173660408
it's a drell

come up with a funny acronym that is MEA

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>>173658883
>Stealing this meme

Go ahead and have another.

>>173660224
i've been into 2D hentai. i've never seen/heard of sfm porn until recently, or that it was called 'SFM'

>>173659585
Shut the fuck up idiot don't say that

>>173660491
no

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>>173660491
Many Enormous Asses

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>>173659934
He's right.

>>173660491
Mostly Erroneous Algorithms

>>173660432
https://strawpoll.com/be4e6bb

>>173659698
>WOW WHY DON'T YOU LIKE THESE TERRIBLE GAMES, LOOK, A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE THEM
An attempt was made.

>>173659912
Sure, it was pretty glitchy, but it was still an RPG with well made quests.
The Witcher and Mass Effect are not.

>>173660475
who cares about MEMP? Vermintide, Killing Floor, Payday, etc, are all far better co-op mp franchises.

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>>173660491
Moderately Erotic Aliens

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>SAM suggests killing myself
>Vetra supports killing myself

I thought you guys said she loves you

>>173660812
Never trust turians

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>>173660728
my rational stoner side thought the biotic god scene was the funniest thing i had ever seen while under the influence

>>173659339
Veetor was cute.

>>173660812
>says you're going to be fine
>you're fine

what's the problem? she believes you are literally space jesus 2.0.

>>173660812
Literally the only way to get out of that situation and the Archon's inevitable rape. SAM and Vetra both still love you.

Nice color scheme for the maverick set?

>>173660792
It was the same shit as everything else: go here, kill that, bring this. The only difference is that was it was made by shut-in Germans, instead of gay cannucks or Poles. Can't even claim it's more stable.

>>173659721
>>173659698
>REEEE THIS GUY HAS A DIFFERENT OPINION
Mass Effect is a shit franchise and dying is the only good thing it's ever done.

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>>173660863
The fact it was Shepard's VA made it so much better.

>tfw biotic god volus squadmate voiced by Mark Meer never

>>173660517
fuck you Liara is the purest waifu

I want to see scott and vetra go on a double date with shepard and tali with scott trying not to fangasm and failing

>>173661074
Except you had many different ways to complete those tasks.
TW3 hands you very specific objectives in very specific areas, it handholds you through the entire thing, it never trusts you with anything, and seeing the changes in writing from TW2 to 3, I think it's because they wanted desperately the Skyrim audience.

>>173660728
>someone voted batarian

wat?

>>173661121
He did a pretty damn good job as Jethan from the Blooming Rose too. Best Elf Man Whore.

>>173661220
Get back to fucking work on Cyberpunk 2077, CD Projekt, enough with the shilling.

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Thank you fellow Elcor for voting for our people.

>>173661434
I'm precisely shitting on them.

VETRA PLEASES KETT FIENDS FOR CREDITS

>>173661434
>cyberpunk 2077
Oh yeah, that's still supposed to be a thing. I hope its good, not enough good games in the genre.

>>173661467
Why would you even vote for stupid elephants.

>>173660728
>Asari
Good job enjoying your low hanging fruit.
The only good Asari was Samara.

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>>173660793
>Vermintide
>Killing Floor after 1
>Payday

>>173661707
There's also CoD and Battlefield which are both better in MP department.

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>there's an official comic about young Garrus

Why is this never mentioned?

>>173661467
Incredulously: Not providing your intonation makes it clear your are not Elcor.

>>173661665
>>173661689
The poll was supposed to be for the results of the 'which race are you' meme shit.

I'm not sure why anon wrote prefer

>>173661839
Because it's terrible.

>>173661839
The comics were all garbage

>>173661839
Every comic associated with a bioware game has been terrible. The books are sometimes marginally better, but they're still shit.

>>173661847
Surprised: Wow, doing that made me read it in the elcor voice

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So is the Turian ark not supposed to dock with the Nexus after you find it, or is my game fucking glitching again?

>>173661839
I want that left garrus for reaction images

>>173662169
Turian Ark is fucked m8.

>>173661809
CoD is straight garbage and Battlefield hasn't been fun since bad company 2

>>173662169
Nah, turians properly fugged their ark. Gotta wait for quarian DLC if you wanna get all four on there. Maybe not though if they only let you do the quarian ark post game. Which they probably will. Wouldn't want to edit another docking video, EA might lose a few shekels.

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>>173662367
>>173661959
I dunno man, it shows Garrus' mom with a half torn-off face plate. That's pretty cool.

>>173652026
Turian. Only good race honestly. Next to the Krogan.

>>173662381
wait I'm almost 100% sure it does dock with the nexus though

>>173661839
Does it talk more about Garrus' sister?

>>173660728
>every thread is BAAWWWW HATE HUMANS WHY WE PLAY AS HUMANS WHY WE HAVE HUMANS IN THE SQUAD K I L L ALL HUMANS
>fucking tied for first
what the fuck is wrong with all you autismos

Calling it now.

Peebee's father is on the Quarian ark.

He is an Elcor after all.

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>>173662964
WE ARE ONLY REDDITORS AFTER ALL

>>173652459
What is wrong with picking her? A possible war ultimately leading to the extinction of the Angara? Sounds good to me. Its not Andromeda anymore, its the Milkyway. Also Morda gets shit done and gets what she wants. Tann doesn't want a Krogan rebellion on his hands.

>>173662964
hey!
don't put the blame on me

>>173662534
*something about garrus's own missiled off face plate*
it's bed time

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>>173662964
>/meg/ is one person

>>173663174
Your reading comprehension is shite, mate

>>173663106
>putting a Krogan in charge
Sure the Krogan are happy, but now you have pissed off every other MW race AND the Angara.

The best choices were Bradley or the Moshae. Bradley is probably the most capable of the four but will stir anti-human resentment amongst the non-human species. The Moshae is also competent, but not like Bradley would be, and would more appease the Angara rather than appease one of the Milky Way races.

It doesn't really matter what happens though, Bioware will make sure to punish the player no matter who they choose.

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>>173663174
That's correct

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>>173660968
>ywn be Veetor's more confident lover

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>>173654187
They both contribute dna they just do wierd vulcan mind melding shit. Doesn't matter who conceieves the child it matters what role you take after it is born.

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>>173663174
can confirm

Mod to make Suvi straight fucking when.

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>>173663504
As opposed to curly fucking?
Anon dumb dumb.

>>173663504
never

>>173663504
Just play Fallout 4 and romance Cait.

>>173663556
Don't snitch. Let it leak out later on in the sequel after you get the competent one

Engineer is just a poorly thought out profile
There aren't enough ways to boost construct damage in the game and even then, the base values and attack rates on constructs are too low to be a significant source of damage even if the game added in powerful construct augments. Bioware could literally add in a gun special augment that increased construct damage by 75% with no downside and it would still be a shit option compared to other augments.

Constructs exist just to prime targets for you, but you can prime targets better on your own just by investing in recharge speed. Then there is the hilariously bad chest augment:
50% (25% with AVP) shields for 25% construct damage. I'm basically cutting my shields in half just so I can increase powers that make up like 20% (Assuming you're rolling both drone and turret, the AI works well enough that you have optimal uptime, and they actually survive the fight) of my total damage by 25%.

Are you shitting me? There only saving grace is that you can proc technical rounds and the omni-heal through giving them commands

>>173663586
>being a prancing la la homofag

>>173654309
Morda wants the position. She gets shit done and noone wants a fucking Krogan rebellion either so they will let her have what she wants. Good.

Plus she will inevitably ruin our relations with the Angara and they will try to fight the Krogan and Ryder will either intervene or just let it happen but either way the Angara all die. Good.

>>173662907

Well you're 100% wrong.

>>173654674
Amuzencab has his place in Smite. Keep that shit away from me.

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Is it wrong that I legit want to fuck Vetra?

>>173663357
>we will never have someone like Veetor as a LI
sadness, it's sluts all the way down

>>173663724
Oh fuck off with your roleplaying bullshit.

>>173663224
you're*

>>173663992
That's the norm in this thread. I feel like I'm the weird one for no wanting to fuck her, but thinking her romance is sweet enough that I don't mind RPing a character who does.

Did Bioware just spend the entire VA budget on Nolan North and Kumail Nunjani?

>>173664242
Surprisingly, the dude is not Nolan North.

>Kumail Nunjani
Who?

>>173663504
why do you even want her? she gets like 3 scenes

>>173664293
Director Tann.

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>>173664026
roleplaying in my role playing game? preposterous!

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>>173663992
yes but I don't want to be right

>>173664293
Wait, that's not Nolan North? Holy shit it sounds just like him

>>173664293
Indian guy who was in Portlandia once or twice

>>173664473
He's in Silicon Valley and was in Franklin and Bash.

>Puri Puri Prisoner is the voice of Efvra
loving
every
laugh

>>173663287
They might be pissed about it but what are they supposed to do about it? Nothing. They cant do shit. And no matter what choice you think is the best picking Morda will be rewarded. Why? Because these idiots at Bioware think that all the races owe something to the Krogans. That somehow its our fault that they are huge beasts that cannot be stopped by anything. The Krogan will take over Amdromeda and assert themselves as the most dominant species in all of space.