sc2

seulgi

soulkey and shuttle are playing in tonights ASL :3

wonder why they even bother

they need to give personal info to gookmoot and dont get paid lol

wonder how hard mods dickie was when he moved us :o

mode tiny but hard pippeli...

come to 162

is everyone banned?

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>>173651430
not me :3

i might be on my home compy ><

yeah we all got banned 1 day for "replying to an off-topic circlejerk (sc2)"

>>173651602
test

"lurkers mutha fucka do you build them?!"
"lol huh yeah tasteless this is zvt? A DURR of course you build them."
is about how the convo went down

should we pretend to talk about starcraft for a few days

rather kys myself than do that

id rater not

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why u mad tho??

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you know what wont get you banned? posting cute scarscars :3

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he will not divide us

i identify as a sc2 poster

>>173653112
based we don't starshame here

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i'm not rooting for this guy

what race does he play?

this wouldnt be happening if moot we're still still here

Posted from my iPhone

WHITE MAN RULIN'

STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON!

*gooks out*

>>173651430
i'm not

hello stargooks

https://www.4chan.org/bans

http://www.wfmj.com/story/35113255/authorities-release-video-of-robert-seman-jump

wow i just checked the archive. jan really sent us to trash...

lol cgl has a rule against drama
frickin women

>>173655593
>and then i screamed because it was... freaky

>>173655030
sup

poor guy got banned for saying "Nice."

what if the reason we were constantly getting deleted/banned was because we keep talking about janny when moddy is responsible

same diffy

what happened to jiyeon

never any good kfaps of her anymore

>>173656104
janny is the one reporting us to the mod. they're both retards

>>173656425
+1

jan so mad rofl

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>fapping to kpop

looool is anyone still watching wrestling?

wiping my ass rn pretending the tp is jan face

>>173656845
based gaybro

so i just read on wikipedia that parents in america give their children "lunchables" which is a box of junk food, crackers, and candy

no wonder everyone over there is obese :/

jan smiling bc he loves poop lol

he eats it :)

fucking leave me alone scat man

gook op

much better that the tryhard janny ones

kfeet~

cumsamnida~

korean girls are actually just gross looking

https://clips.twitch.tv
/AdorableClearEelItsBoshyTime

holy frig

im not being ironic i actually pee in bottles
atm i have 5 liters of piss in my closet

>>173659035
why

>>173658164
:3

>>173658880
o freaking mo

>>173658880
did she already get banned for this? if not i'm reporting it

>>173659220
p sure it's from before she got banned

>>173659070
because your mom is a whore thats why

>>173658880
omo but was hoping for some pantsu

>2 days ago

>>173659349
you can see the outline of her thong...

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>>173659349
omo

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>>173659220
i dont think reporting it will do anything this is standard on twitch

>>173659739
HOT and BIG TIT !! :O

https://clips.twitch.tv
/JollyHyperParrotPeteZarollTie

when is twitch gonna add an adult section

>>173659427
i love this :3

>>173660642
i love you :3

>>173659560
qt kboobies~

>>173660753
lol

>>173660765
open your mouth :3

why didn't i get banned i never talk about starcraft

janny is probably senstive and singles out people who mention him

>>173660883
aaaaaaaaaaaaahhh :O

>>173661013
*gives you cyanide pills*
more gooks for me heh

>>173661117
*swallows*

thank you mas... ter...

blegh x_x

fuckboy pull up

i will pray for you

*does a flip*

*does a gook*

*flips a gook*

*gooks a gook*

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*gooks*

ugh redditor ruined it again

all of the posts were by me anyway :)

*gooks a flip*

https://youtu.be/jnLGWph0VZ0

if you dont know the story behind this you need to leave

>>173662306
die himanorm

>>173662667
ModernWarfareSkiller 5 years ago
after 1 hour : epic
after 2 hours : epic
after 3 hours : epic
after 4 hours : epic
after 5 hours : epic
after 6 hours : epic
after 7 hours : epic
after 8 hours : epic
after 9 hours : epic
after 10 hours : where is the repeat button

i only care about boobies

>>173663209
found the kissless virgin

wow i bet you had to look hard

for what

for this *unzips bp*

le sigh

*unzips strapon*

we go to college parties here haha

we sure do haha especially friday and saturday nights

anyone watch better call saul tonight...

>>173662667
have you got a link to the old umaru-chan one i can't find it on youtube

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>>173656845

>fapping to anything else

>>173664956
youtube started auto playing that or saturday night live when i was in the shower just now...
i had to listen about how gay and lame white people are for like 10 minutes

ugh shoes in the house...americans...

i'm just a dumb white man
thats why i voted trump because i'm so dumb, white and angry

i only fap to scarlett videos :x

i wish white people would die out all ready

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>>173652661
agreed

imagine a world without whites...marauding bands of niggers killing each other in the savanna...paradise...

the dumb angry white voter was seriously one of the jokes... idk what the show was but it tried to play "embarrassing moments from will and grace" or something afterwards
the thumbnail was two shirtless buff gay dudes in a bed together lol... thats how it is i guess... yeah thats how it is

*dogsogs*

glad im not watching this garbage

yeah i guess you can't fight "progress" because thats just the direction the future has, set in stone... the road to the future is paved in sissy white transsexuals and buff gay dudes eating poop off dicks...

omo the future doesnt sound too bad...

i tried explaining to some quasi sjw guy that what he considers normal now will be considered offensive and bigoted in the future...
can't wait for pedo rights

*sips xenoestrogen enhanced water*
mmm i kinda wanna dress up in girl clothes and get fucked in the ass for some reason...
*sip*
yeah black guys really ARE hot

a pedos right to be gassed

gook down.. where you from, gooker?

pedophibia ugh

kids are fricken scary

the water... it's turning the frogs gay...

thou art gook and gook art thou

lol
https://youtu.be/JXTOH9jhbOg

>>173667376
it's not the water its the chemicals!!!

ah yes... the chemicals

>>173667629
they should really add some fake sound to these to make them seem less like a pantomime

>>173668362
the frogs just need better water filters

nose bleeding

love it when bad things happen to me

http://imgur.com/a/98MGV


hmmm...

finally stopped then i had one of those rare unstoppable sneezes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djE-BLrdDDc

what do we think of this

don't like niggers

hovered
saw a nigger
discarded post

>>173669095
eww

looks like my sister

*gerrymanders scv*

*gookymanders scv*

heh youll never keep up...

niggers should stop being criminals, to be honest

Soon africa... yes. wonder who win..? i bet g__k

i woke up and killed a gooky!

gook

gook

was about to say seulgi but then realised that's not how i roll
so
somi

back to sleeping..wake me up for africa. gook night guys

@173670447
kill yourself :)

women are shit

[+1]

sometimes i just want to record myself for a few minutes just so i can hear the insanity that comes out my mouth as i speak to myself alone in my dark room

gookettes are awesome though

>>173670645
+1 we don't support miscegenation here

i randomly say "gook" sometimes...

gook gook gook
is that all you think about

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>>173671229
b-blue board

ugh her looks make me uncomfortable

i wish ww3 would just happen already
just get it over and done with

>>173669243
could rick ross even fit his fat ass in that car

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hmm...

joi...

>>173672991
looks like a gook hhmm name?

rly regret making banana bread because it took so long and the oven was on during the prep
it was high 70 outside today for the first time in months
tomorrow its gonna be mid 80...
so the oven really heated the house up even more
yeah just miserable i'm a rucking dummy
sweating rn

>>173674389
mia li.. shes got some nice muscles for a gook...

>>173672991
what happens in this video...

odds do something useful
evens play starcraft

>>173674918
just run the air conditioning dumbass

*takes clothes off*

>>173675062
hmmm might as well kfap
check out mara from chaturbate if you're into fat gooks btw

and who isn't let's be honest

worded

gook

>ASL Group A
>2h 49m
>Shuttle
>PURPOSE
>Soulkey
>Mong

bored&unhappy

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>>173675907
im pretty hyped for soulkey, hopefully he gets out first!

hmm gook

>>173675286
https://chaturbate
.com/_mara/

this? says its blocked in my region.. i live in florida...

beerbro...

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SUWC2yuLo9

Vacuum-sealed cummed-in panties
$100 Google Wallet
U.S Only

wow i was born on a really shitty calendar day according to the romans... fuck man no wonder my life is so shit... fucking mean spirit day...

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what the fuck man

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>>173660642
>>173660765
>>173660883
>>173661013
>>173661117
>>173661165

dumb frog

>>173677438
you hyped for ASL? its not even 2 hours away!

i want to burn alive in my house
a giant funeral pyre

>>173674985
someone appreciates you
i do too

person i wouldn't like irl/10

>>173680767
why not

im gookin i dont think that my bros know...

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Afreeca Starleague
29m

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ASL is live!

starcrumples..

ASL IS ON!!!!

>>173682273
irene~

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>>173656845
>fapping to anything else

just woke up for africa... ty guys. had dream of david kim, and alcohols.

>tfw you'll never slide ur wcock in between sunny's buns

>>173683796
not gonna fap to soshit that's for sure lol

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>>173676376

>>173683968
>>173676376
post emp one

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>>173684005

>watching the finals vod because I missed them
>see the short duration of game 6
>expect some well executed cheese
That was so utterly disappointing and anticlimactic. I died a little inside.

>>173684562
yeah it was a terrible end to an otherwise great series

sounds like when i have sex desu

>>173684105
my fav

is there only 1 gas per base in sc1?

>>173685183
yes but when they run out of gas you can still harvest a bit of gas from them indefinitely

i spoke to the devil in miami

haha get it? pee v t? because he drank he drank a lot of water

>>173686087
i was expecting soulkey to beat mong

i wonder if shuttle can

>vultures are the second best unit
what is the best unit?

>>173686356
artosis would unironically say the probe

>>173686356
siege tank

anyone playing the remastered PTR?

i've been really enjoying getting a throwback playing brood war over the past couple of days.
is there anywhere i can learn how to play better? some good map packs?

cheers

>>173688250
did they remaster the campaign as well? it was good unlike shitcrap poo

>>173688250
http://blog.naver.com/PostView.nhn?blogId=ndmcrew&logNo=150179339049&parentCategoryNo=&categoryNo=44&viewDate=&isShowPopularPosts=false&from=postView

click on 첨부파일 then 내PC 저장 for each of the 4 files to download a bunch of maps used on the fish server

i guess you could check out liquipedia for build orders, but otherwise just try and focus on your macro

GameStop has a few StarCraft Games (PC) on sale. Select in-store pickup where available, or Shipping is free on orders $25+ when you apply promo code SAVER at checkout. Thanks Discombobulated
Starcraft II: Legacy of the Void (PC Game) $19.99
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i don't omo to every .webm i see

flip off starcrumps we don't play that gay shit

>>173688393
for now none of the graphics are updated, it's just the multiplayer menu that got an update but it's still pretty exciting

>>173688651
thanks! i know TL strats but I was wondering if there was something better.

also is there a specific way to get better at controlling 40 or so units with the 12 unit cap?

present day
present time

>>173688773
+1

>>173688935
eh cant think of anything specific

are you using location hotkeys for your production buildings? if not, doing so would free up some hotkeys for more unit groups

>>173688935
>>173689215
yea man micro the macro so to say, make sure your workers get the highest apm available so your greymane can get his super ult. then they go in and get lots of resources

>>173689215
nah i'm not using location hotkeys, just specific building hotkeys

can you bind locations to a hotkey in bw?

can someone please wish me good luck on my exam in 3 hours. its a big one

>>173689464
yea make sure you do your special hotkeys. theyre on the f bar but you have to unlock the achievement first. acquire 20 gas while also having 50 gold. good luck!

>>173689464
yeah you get 3 location hotkeys

use shift + F2/F3/F4 to set the location and F2/F3/F4 to jump to it

shift+f keys crashes your game like alt f4. fuck off troll

personally i use windows key + l for my camera hotkeys

>>173689501

Good luck :)

>>173689501
good luck exam norm

gookdamn

gook

hmm.. should i watch that 70s show or eastbound and down...

evens play bw
odds do something useful

gook

>>173685638
kushner...

evens persona 5
odds food
0 wildcard

spaceship. marine. what genius decided space was a naval zone, huh? why not spacetank or stargrunt

licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets...

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you guys ready for qt gookfugees?

>>173692579
i honestly cant fuckig wait for my war bride seriously considering joining the army if he goes to war with NK

we view the world thru the lens of gook pussy here

or goosy as i like to call it

nork goosy

hi im awake now

>>173693134
are you me? O_O

>>173693406
really makes you think O_O

stop making this face it's spooky O_O

o_ o

O_O hail satin

p _ p

ovo

55 minutes until wow resets!

wonder what il get in my weekly chest

who ate all the pussy?

>2017
>still playing wow

lol, who hype for stormblood?

ugghh... back to sleep for me

>>173693962
where can i get a bundle with the base game and all the expansions?
also you ps4 or pc?

>>173694054
I don't think you can get it in a bundle and it's all still pretty expensive, the base game + heavensward is still like $60 add another $50 or so for stormblood pre-order

I'm on PC but I just got a PS4 so I might buy it on that too idk

i think the most awful things about myself
a human rights group should lobotomize me and force me to sit in ice baths all day

u know ur in complete control over what u think right rofl
inb4 destiny tier muh no agency shit

>>173694220
hmm my pc is blue screening recently so i guess i'll wait for it to go on sale on psn
im pretty sure it's crossplay though

really dude why even bring that up? just fuck off
you're a miserable cunt

just threw out like 6 bags filled with beer cans

word fuck off cry baby

anyone else excited for destiny 2...

>>173694674
Yeah it's cross play but you still need to buy the game for both platforms

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*sacrifices my ego and personality to become a better agent of my mission*

JAN

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*mumbles monarch coding*

JANITOR

saying gook.. all night loooooong...

gook

really hope that trumpy boy nukes the fuck out of everyone

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Keywords

Adult, Aiming, Arts Culture and Entertainment, Conflict, Cut Out, Cyborg, Digital Display, Digital Viewfinder, Equipment, Excitement, Eyeglasses, Facial Expression, Fun,

i will never be a tender kboy looking to get my progamer license in seoul during starcrafts prime...

fucking white ppl *shakes my head "no"*

whats the * for... whats the catch...

leftover salisbury steak for lunch
yum,,,

just tried the boxers on my mom got me and they dont fit.. too small...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUZww69nMsg

i love the smell of them dem bricks...

woah my yoyo shipped today and its arriving tomorrow
i didnt even pay for fast shipping...

>>173696750
holy crap...

bayonetta on pc too...
already own it for 360 tho

wonder if charlie got scared yet today...

its 1130 on a tuesday... the thread should be alive rn...

1130 is when we leave for work

working to afford the 120 dollar price tag for bwhd....

im here

working for the weekend...

yeah man... work

worknorms

so i slept like 6 hours

but im so flippin tired i might go back to bed

bug keeps buzzing out my window im scared its gonna get in and sting me

used to be scared of bugs
now they just make me real mad

odd because i usually never feel anything except sad :(

i was all psyched to join the army and fight norks but if a dang bug has me shook....

lol
maybe i could visualize the norks as bugs or the janitor and become the ultimate weapon... hmmm gotta follow up on that thought some time

i love spiders so much

not grape sized mean ones though...

spiders... the bug that kills other bugs... dunno what to think about that...

*writes down "norks as bugs or jan"*
ah yes... good...

centipedes eat spiders
and those are the worst
so really they're just centipede food...

what are humans food for... *looks out the window and sees the faint glimmer of a cryptid*... hmm, guess humans are the top of the food chain, he said ignorant of fifth dimension creatures

what about sixth dimensional creatures

i don't even play sc2 LOL

word we play bwhd here

scary.. 5d vampires...

https://youtu.be/fXlbhVVB7BU
is scv hyped for dragon quest 11?

jrpgs are so 2003 we only play AAA FPS

>>173701474
never played a dq game

ryung seems like one of those ugly guys who develop a cool personality because they're ugly... and his name means tuna or something... like a western equivalent name would be "sunkiss" or "bumblebee".... idk
i really dk

>>173701529
play dq1 it only takes 10 hours to beat for beginners

wow only an entire day zzz

first half of the thread was actually pretty good second half was terrible i think this hemisphere just has all the bad scv posters

>>173688971
HA HA HA

think the root of most of my problems is that i'm low intelligence...
like 80 iq probably

sc2

>>173701894
norm

ah yes an entire day i could have spent...working out both mind and body...

never kissed a girl never had a job dont got no buddies family calls me racist

im no norm

youre a norm of you dont play vidya and post at the same time

youre actually a norm if u play vidya these days

good thing i have no family to call me racist i'd prolly kill them if they did in revolt to the modern world

we are the men among the ruins...

>>173702246
i forgot we stare at walls here o .o

*makes a little cake the size of a cup* hmm i shall call this a petit sweetloaf since it is a tiny sweet loaf

gonna set my house myself and all my material possessions on fire in a big funeral pyre
then i'll reach ascension

my parents called me a racist misogynistic drumpfkin once

sister told me 'i bet you support trump' as a prejorative

but first... i'll shit on the janitors ugly face...

i don't interact with my family enough for them to know lol

she's quite cute actually

*gets in the siddhasana pose*
this is it... the yoga of power... om(o)...

>>173702684

have you ever touched her boobs?

u can feel girl boobs easy all u have to do is hug em a little too close n u can feel their titties on your stomach

one day maybe i'll snap and start doing that

all you have to do...hug them...

u dont have to snap and its easy to hug family members i thought thats what we were talking about.... --

if i was handsome they wouldn't care...

*holds up a free hug sign*
heh. all too easy

>>173703256
*holds up a free hug sign*
*getd ignored*

americans have circumcised penises lol

*holds up a paying $5 for a hug sign*

its the free market and my product is more attractive...

*holds up a sign that says free hugs*
my product is more attractive since i work out :)

*pays a hot kgirl to hold up a sign saying free hugs*

undercut you again

*hugs her and grinds her boobs into my stomach*
im the winner here

*shoots everyone in the thread*
ah yes, alone time

he played us around his finger...

alone time cuz hees in the editing room and by shoot he meant shoot on a television camera

based anon is a film maker :D

TAKE 1
aaaaand ACTION

anon stars in: an /scv/ joint

*walks gookily into the movie set*

so an essay is just a short story that you link citations to at the end or am i missing something

i can't stop farting and my beanbag is getting real stinky.......

are we safe now
can someone give me lowdown on the current situation

we killed jani

avilo

Janine

some guy said he hates me and called me a teenager... its really been bothering me...
i'm 26 next month...

what time do norms go to bed

>>173706221
are you me... some girl on twitch called me a 15 y/o virgin...

little did she know you're way older...

>>173706923
i told her and she laughed...

>>173706221
if you're getting mistaken for a teenager at 26 you're probably going to age well.

when i was in my teens people thought i was in my twenties now that im in my twenties (almost 30s) people think im in my teens

when i was in my teens people thought i was retarded now that im in my twenties (almost 30) people think im an idiot

do gooks even exist???

yes i have extensive documentation that proves it

>>173707694
no it's just a conspiracy

anyone else staying home on a tuesday night...

day 170: awan brothers saga deepens

day 69: where is george webb?

>i'm a mossad from oregon

stepped on the power plug for my ac and it cut the bottom of my foot real bad... probably die from this one or at least have to amputate

gook

>>173709773
pics

i always get matched vs terran and terran is impossible to beat unless you're an octupus because they just queue 3 drops and cannot be attacked until you're t3...

just get some scourge out lol

not bw... but t is really annoying in bw too

>not bw
what? lol

sc2 made me sweat really hard from my right armpit only
and i think i tensed up a lot while playing because i would always get really bad back pain...
this was a few years ago tho

if i cant even reach gm in sc2 i wont even try bw lol bw is at least 5x as hard

its unhealthy

starshit hour.. *groan*

i dont know what hes talking about lol i told him to make scourge and now hes talking about warhmammer or something

ur mom groaned last night when i had sex with her

to have sex...what is it like...

glhf and gg is such a retarded custom... people say it because theyre supposed to and because its what you do not because they actually wish you good luck and actually though it was a good game

its just empty dumb words that mean nothing

it's called a tradition you globalist piece of shit

its a dumb tradition

you're dumb

*cuts my veins to bleed a lot to get rid of a cold* yea tradition...

how many times did you say glhf and actually wished that your opponent would have good luck... how many times did you gg out and actually thought it was a notable and good game

childhood is thinking tradition is pointless
adulthood is knowing its not

well i don't play starshit so never lol

>>173712251
i call my opponent a faggot at the start of every game and only offensively gg.