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>New Comic:
http://www.madefire.com/motion-books/OVERWATCH-UPRISING/

>New teaser
https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/848958308643885056

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753775700

>PTR Patch Notes
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20635660#patchnotes

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Tips/tricks/basics/etc.
http://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Permalink
https://owg.pleb.pl

>Previous
>>173617112
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Torbjorn is the best hero.
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>win 3 matches by hair which was really fun
>4th match
>team is 4 stacked
>oh this might be good
>wrong
>they all lock in to hanzo, genji, mcree and widow
>I'm the only tank
>healer can't keep me up
>4 stack guys literally do no damage to the other team
>lose

I really like this, anyways the 3rd match was so fucking good.
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OI EVERYWAN STYLOSA HERE

JUST UPLOADED ANOTHER VIDEO WHERE I DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BUT TALK OVER FOOTAGE THAT ISNT MINE YET AGAIN

PLEASE MAKE SURE TO GIVE ME MONEY THANKS
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>>173637943
but his giggle! his enthusiasm gives me the strength to not off myself
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>>173636152
>insta lock junk every match
>get a stacked team
game really wants me to win, though i'd be happy playing ana anyway
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anybody in gold/plat want to queue up?
looking for some people to play with, and i don't want to go look on overwatch discords because that sounds awful

my battle.net is higgus#2149, i can play on EU or NA and my elo is like 2100 at the moment

my discord is higgus#9240 if you want to ping me to play, too
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>solo que
>get stuck with 5 stack
>main rein
>they're all in thie rown hat so dont know what thy're saying
>out the gate on Gibraltar theres a rein mercy bastion combo., standard
>literally none of the group can fucking deal with it and keep dying over and over
>at the end switch off rein go pharah and blast bastion to bits
>team still cant make it to 1st point


Games like this make me consider quiting
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>>173643264

>solo q'ing as a rein main

The biggest mistake a man can make.
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>2-2 on lijiang, silver rank
>playing zen, not doing very good with healing
>switch to mei
>we narrowly win 3-2
>"gg, you need full cancer and no skill to win! Nice pussy strat!"
>mfw
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Has 76 gotten naked in front of Ana?
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>>173646453
Nah. He even kept his socks on when they made Pharah.
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why can't we just have a normal MvM even instead of this shitty rip off which only allows for certain characters to be picked?
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I hope there is a blue skin version of the new Widow skin.
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>>173655039
Well there wont be

She's a beautiful white person

Get over it
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>>173655289
She was a beautiful white person. She's blue now.
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>>173637943
18 hours since it started

The stylosapocalypse has been going on far too long.
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>>173655039
>>173655289
I actually hope this event takes place before Talon decided to be a bunch of gangly ass motherfuckers and brainwash Widowmaker, so we get a Widowmaker Overwatch skin.
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>>173656907
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sOnBrSD-hI
guys look

I know its Ohnickel, and its in French, But look at those fucking skins before you drop.
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>>173660763
Holy fuck

Widowmaker IS white
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>>173660763
>extra-sexy non-blue widow
>half-naked half-robot genji

>boring-ass basically regular mccree

What the FUCK
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>>173661264
Mcree doesn't need to show some skin to be the only man you'll ever need.

Plus I think this is the only black suited skin he has where he looks relatively cool.
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>>173661264
>Now I'm going to be able to fully implement Blackwatch vs Overwatch in custom games
Fuck yeah dog

We only need Mimi and its pretty much set.
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>non bleu widow
>tiddy genjy
>mercy/tracer with cute hat
>blue maga hat torbjorn
>nendoroid mei

it's like christmas morning
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>weeb waifutards 'SQUEE'ing over more cosmetics in the hope it will distract them from the trainwreck that is their life.

Instead they will just rob the game of performance and dev time, and so the game inches closer to death just like TF2
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>>173661264
>boring-ass basically regular mccree
His gun has laser sights.
Two flesh hands.
Cute soul patch.
Fuccboi eyebrow scar.
Sick Deadlock belt buckle.
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>2017
>still can't mix/match weapons and skins
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>>173663505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35mTFbAgKnI
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>>173661529
tell me more about mimi
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>>173663836
lel
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>widowmaker will never put her fat butt on your face and rip a huge fart
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>you will never use your dick to make Widowmaker feel something again

Why am i even living
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Babymaker.
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Why is "I don't play healers" still a valid excuse when Lucio exists?
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>Kings row
>Attack goes well, 3 pts with plenty of time to spare
>Defense not so good, enemy team gets all 3 points but with much less time remaining.
>Defend again, run full cancer mei torb sym
>Lose point in OT
>They push all the way in OT because long OT spawns
>Attack again, get all 3 points with 20 seconds to spare
>both teams get to attack again, 1:00 to 1:20
>Defense first, they get 2 points and halfway to the end
>We get first point on attack but can't get second checkpoint in payload phase
>Game ends fucking 7-8

Craziest most intense game of my life.
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>>173663925
Some Overwatch OC that's being meme'd in here now
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Stylosa here http://vocaroo.com/i/s0u08VA6sByi
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>>173645407

I don't think there is anything lower or more pathetic than someone who talks shit to the other team for beating them.
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>>173665961
>*beats enemy team*
>*one of them invites me to a chat*
>'ur fuckin trash'
Really because my win over you seems to say otherwise.
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>>173661264
mccree has a new gun
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Overwatch RomCom Highschool setting dating sim event when
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>>173665236
its very possible to be bad at lucio
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>>173666656
wow I got cucked out of that sextuple get
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Should I save my weekly win boxes for after the update?
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>>173660763
Widow looks so much better as a blue person
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>>173666939
That's what I'm doing. Though, if you've already won them, might as well open them now since they content inside is based on when you get them, not when opened.
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He reminds me of Clark Gable in Gone With The Wind...want to see zombie Gerard walking away from Widowmaker as she clutches after him on her knees

>I can still love you!
>Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
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ded
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>event themed around the past
>Junkrat and Roadhog get matching sprays
>still no sprays of either of them before the Outback got nuked
BLIZZARD
I WANT MY TINY RAT AND HIS ADOPTIVE DAD
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>>173669568
imagine being this guy
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>>173669735
Is there a problem?
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How many dragon blades is normal to get in a 2-round competitive match? I average about 16
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>>173663776
If that was the case then you'd be able to fix Zarya's winter skin by using literally any other weapon skin instead of the hot pink they decided to put on it. Can't have that.
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>>173669797
not for me but i dont post tumblr cartoon twink images of a videogame character and cry about wanting more cosmetics for my fantasy gay character obsession
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>>173669917
Junkrat isn't gay and neither am I. I just like the idea of a crime duo who form familial bonds with each other over time.
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>>173669383
This is such a sweet and sad spray. Good to see they're putting in some effort with these ones.
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I want old Ana to love me and ride my dick until I'm dry!
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>sombra's "boop" isnt playing again - at least in the hero gallery

PANIC
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>>173670069
damage control 101
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>>173661264
they should've modeled young reinhardt with no beard so the difference becomes more obvious.
or make him blonde or something
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there's one spot on the whole map you are supposed to be but none of my team is there so its my fault when I die 1v3 and they lose 3v1 to a phara in some side room
rank 2200 is hell, this is the lowest ive been since season one
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>>173680597
Stop complaining. Everyone always says their rank is the worst. Maybe it was a shit team once in a few games. Just perform better and carry when need be.
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Great Game Blizz. My favorite spray of all time

Zarcy confirmed?
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>>173665236
i would say mercy is even easier
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>>173682380
all the healers are pretty easy, dont die, hide in the back, heal your team. Healing in every game is the same. Overwatch is even easier with passive heals and no mana
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post your unpopular opinion

>I like the punk Trader skin
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I'm glad this event is actually lore-based because so far we've gotten jack shit in terms of story. The terribly drawn comics barely count for anything, and almost all of them are about unimportant bullshit like holiday spirit.
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>>173669879
0 because is always better not to pick Genji.
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Animated Overwatch series focusing on the Light Hearted adventures of Winston and Tracer when
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I have so many coins but nothing to spend it on. Where's my Junkrat skins, Zenyatta would be nice too but he already got 2 legendaries the last two events so that's understandable.
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What are some top tier youtube channels to learn shit about OW?

Especially up-to-dates ones since the game tends to change quite often.
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My little Ninja can't be this edgy
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what time is the event starting
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>>173685686
today
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How to get good with Zarya?
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When does the patch hit live in EU?
Is it going to be 8pm?
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I want Insurrection Reinhardt to hammer me!
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>>173685686
11AM
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>>173681457
>woo no "yous" last thread
>lets try again
Here's one (you) now fuck off.
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>>173637943
>"its shekle here. o shekle. please subscribe and donate while I talk fucking nonsense."
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>>173671450
Would you fugg Ana if you knew she was an old as fuck Witch and used glamour to look like youngAna?
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So is all this new stuff gonna be available for a limited time only? That kinda sucks.

Does anyone know if there are any new emotes?
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>>173637943
The only reason why I even watch his stuff anymore is to masturbate
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masturbate to what
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>>173686704
abs
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>>173686548
We don't know for sure yet but I'm pretty sure there will be new emotes as well as new highlight intros as we've gotten them so far in every new event.
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>>173686704
Edited audio files to make him sound like he's taking it up the bum.
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cant we normally download patches in advance?
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>>173686568
You masturbate to stylosa?
Well whatever floats your boat I guess but what exactly turns you on in his vids?
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What the fuck happened? I just stopped playing for a day, and it seemed like everybody got better. I can barely even kill shit.
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>>173685680
He needs healing is all
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>>173687191
They didn't preload the patch this time, so that people will download it when it's released in different times and enter the servers more dispersed as to not fry everything again and stop working.
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>Kings Row
>Attack get all points reasonable time
>Defence
>Defend the 1st point all the way through overtime
>Each time the enemy team squeezes through on OT
>Next round, defence again
>Suddenly everyone changes from the characters we defended well with to shitters, ruining the whole cop
>Lose embarrasingly


wew good stuff lads
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>People actually MAIN mercy

>50 hours in a hero that doesnt need to aim and doesnt do damage

>They dont even play the hero well, spamming healing on you at full hp when you're shooting at someone instead of damage boost, then dissappearing when you take damage, and then running in behind someone into a fight and dying instantly

How
Why
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>>173687653
mercy is the most boring character in the game
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Patch when?
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>>173687653
Because they' like getting dicked anon. When you abuse theme in chat or on voice they get turned on.
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>>173687250
His face and voice
hi Stylosa

>>173687721
But Junkrat exists
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bully me you meanies
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>>173687798
?? how do you even get to bronze. I don't understand.
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>>173687798
How can you be bronze you stupid fucking cunt
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>>173687787
I just wanna know so I can actually do some fanservice in my next vid.
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>>173685645
Do you mean like, competitive play or just normal information about updates and skins etc?
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>>173687879
>>173687894
was gold but then i tilted

also developed a habit of shit talking my team mates and went full [TOXIC] last season

dont know if i got reported enough times for bad behavior that i was sent to OW's version of Dota 2's "the trench"
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Why are there no African Americans in this game?
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>>173665236
mercy is the easier and more practical "I don't play healer" pick

you can do nothing but parasite whoever is carrying elims as mercy and have more impact than a lucio who thinks standing around on heal song is helping anything
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Are you ready for inevitable server crash when update goes live?
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>>173687996
>posts hispanic slut with blacked logo

ok???
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>>173687787
>junkrat
>boring
yep, totally why he's played so much regardless whether people are good at him or not. If junkrat was boring literally no one would play him.
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>>173687996
Every black person left shithole which America is for superior Numbani
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>>173687996
You dumb cunt, that literally Lucio.
>black
>in america :^)
Try again in a different general
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>>173687994

well if you play while you're tilted, and then tilt your team as well but shittalking them it's no surprise that you're in bronze
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>>173687653
i've been spamming mercy in ranked because 9/10 games i end up solo healing plus her ult is very strong in low elo but when i have to play something else i can see how fucking bad i get after playing a character you don't need to aim. mercy mains are really fucking bad.
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>>173688131
by shit talking*
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>>173660763
wait, genji was in blackwatch?
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>>173688035
Name?
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>>173687754
2pm est
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How do I stop hating Nepal? It is literally shit.
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>>173688018
Does this happen every event? Because it's usually taken care of by the time I get home from work
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>>173687996
This is the new batwoman actress.
Nothing to do with Blacked.
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>>173688302
idk? minorities arent my thing
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>>173661264
>everyone wants YOUNG mccree
>let's give them regular mccree but in black lmao
blizzard is literally retarded
>>173678162
It takes place only 7 years before the game. Rein would still be old as fuck.
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>>173688459
His gun and belt and shit are sick as fuck, besides only faggots want young mccree
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>>173688258

It does make sense that they'd put him in Blackwatch instead of Overwatch, since having a member of a yakuza family get resurrected and put into public observation isn't a really nice move.

But yea, I haven't seen it spoken of anywhere.
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>>173688459
the mccree skin is pretty good, probably his best
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>>173688459
McCree does look a bit younger.

Deadlock McCree in the future might be neat.
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>>173688518
>besides only faggots want young mccree
>he doesn't a 17 year old jailbait jesse skin

what a fag
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>>173688037
Then the same logic applies to Mercy
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>>173688518
If you look closely at the trailer when is showcases McCree's new skin you can see what I believe is laser sights on his gun.
I'm pretty hyped because it looks sick af.
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>>173688459
One day, Anon.
One day...
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>>173687919
Slip in some groans every now and again
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>>173687919
Say that HisLordship is a giant faggot
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>>173688682
Yeah he does have a top-mounted laser sight, and a sick-ass red spur.
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>>173688609
youtube.com/watch?v=ESLUy-_yaLw
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>>173688785
more importantly, will we get a mccree training pharah how to shoot mode?
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>>173688785
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>>173688609
>>173688819

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESLUy-_yaLw
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>>173688923
the tutorial should be teen pharah and 20yo McCree going to the shooting range desu
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When do we get a priest hero??
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>>173689041
via....... con dios
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>>173688985
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Will they ever patch the kill medals to being solo kills only?
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>>173689041
I present Paladin Alexander Anderson, Vampire hunter.
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private career profiles when
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>>173688258
Well, I guess he was in Blackwatch before Zen
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>>173689263
We deserve to know your 20 hours 0% Genji win rate in comp
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>>173689041
>tfw no omnic hatin, zarya lovin, godfearin, congreation tendin hero
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>>173689165
I guess you mean to say last hits instead of solo kills and that would be completely pointless.
What they should do is make it so that for a kill to count for you, you have to do more than a percent of the targets health as damage, say 30% or maybe 40%.
They have a system to calculate that already too as it shows you the percentage of the damage you did whenever you get an elimination so it would be pretty easy to implement.
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>>173689165
Wouldn't make sense to promote solo play in a team game
>there are still fucking morons that think that having gold elims grants you immunity to being blamed.
Ding dong, it doesn't and you're probably a plat shitter
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>>173689165
Hopefully never.
Widows and Hanzos don't need anymore encouragement
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>>173688302


Update will be around 2pm EST?
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>>173689316
Everyone kind of assumed he was with Overwatch because of Mercy + no real information about his past between Hanzo - Zen before this. It does make more sense that he was in Blackwatch before leaving though, or maybe he transferred over to the Overwatch branch at some point.
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>>173689331
Never, if you pick shit heroes constantly and more importantly if you do awful with them you deserve to be bullied into reformation.
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>good tier skins
Mccree
Widow
Bastion
>residentsleeper tier skins
Gengo
>meh tier skins
Mercy
Rein
Torb
Tracer
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Post your best overwatch comic strips
Bonus points for non-shipping and humor
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Guys I've seen some tumblr post circulating here that complain about widowmaker being white in her new skin and not black.

Is this you trolling or did people actually believe Widowmaker was a black woman? I'm really confused right now.
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>>173689503
What about Orisa?
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>>173689503
Rein and the yellow torb skin are good tier for sure.
Also what does residentsleeper mean? Is that good like sleeper op or bad?
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>>173689440
He was in a more Overwatchey outfit (if that makes sense) in that picture Winston had of him getting awarded, so maybe he transferred out of Blackwatch into regular field duty after Zen taught that nigga to chill out
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>>173689551
They will never one up megasoma
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>>173689551
We have to see her full body to know.
I like it so far though but I like OR-15 design in general.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMtFaZSR-s0
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>>173689691
I like the skin overall, but it's a shame it doesn't have any eye animation.
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>>173689691
Not a fan of any of the color schemes this event.
The designs are cool but everything is either in a gaudy blue or purple
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>>173688621

Mercy is fun though

Zippin' around on wings
Healin' peeps
Boostan ultimates and roadhog hooks
Winnin' games with ult
Clutch pistol kills against overwhelming odds
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>>173689619
It means that the color scheme is boring and the edgy look has been done before so it's just "another genji skin", nothing unique
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>>173689551
It's another skin without that imo very off putting face so it is already good in my books
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If Zen wasn't floating like a retard all the time and actually stood on his feet i would play nothing else. What a good fucking hero.
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>>173689794

why would you walk when you can float
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>>173689779
The distinct lack of emoting features really hammers in the "soulless killing machine" look for her
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>>173689794
>gee i wish people heard my footsteps through 3 walls and a floor
Said no one ever
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In a hindsight, I like that First Strrike was cancelled.Both Torb and Rein looked too old there
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>>173685824
EST?
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>>173637943
THAT IS ABSOLUTELY MENTAL
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>>173689920

would make him balanced
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>>173689752
You forget. Mercy is fun AND cute.
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>>173689850

WHY WALK WHEN YOU CAN RIDE
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>>173689938
why the fuck is jack's gun as big as he is
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>>173689794
Since when was floating in the air a retard characteristic
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>>173690016
SCUM
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>>173690051
Because Overwatch is basically capeshit
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>Still only one out of mech emote for D.Va
Why does Blizzard hate Hana?
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>>173690002

Fuck off, he's already balanced.
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>>173690095
but on the actual skin it's no where near that size! man something so stupid is really bothering me
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>>173690016
The blue plates are nice, but the brown ones seem to last longer
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>>173690051

>Heavy< Pulse Rifle
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>>173690220
>Giving kids any more reason to dick around instead of getting their robot.

I'm thanking god every day they haven't.
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>>173689938
But Anon, their looks are already established.
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>>173690403
I hope Chu will finally sort out lore
Their appearance in new update seem to be most logical one
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Okay, so which fucking thread are we using? There are three.
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>>173691036
let's go and shitpost in /palg/
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>>173687996
R-Raven?
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seems like widow is part of an AMWF relationship
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>>173688124
but lucio isn't an african american, he's brazilian
>>
QP is a joke in this game
You always play against 1-2 tanks who actually push forward while IF you should have a tank he stays in the backline all the time
>>
what time do the events usually roll out for EST?
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>>173692445

Like 2pm, I think
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>>173692630
thanks my dude
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>>173692172
Go away Gency fag
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>>173692172
>Gerard Lacroix
Nope.
Kinda looks italian though.
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>>173693050

Ah yes LaCroix, a classic Italian name
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>>173692323
How can someone write something so illogical unironicly?
>>
Orisa can be viable once people stop treating her as a Rein replacement.
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>>173690220
Depending on how they go about it, it might not be very fair to the rest of the cast as she'd essentially have double the emotes
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>>173693404
its current year, women can choose to keep their name and men can choose to get the womans name :v)
>>
Does this new widowmaker skin still have golden eyes I wonder?
>>
this game is going to turn to absolute shit if the lucio changes hit live
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>>173692172
>tumblr found a way to subtly shit things up again
I miss the days when they just gave everyone red allergy-ridden noses.
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>>173694268
,';/\)
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>>173694464
Haven't kept up but isn't he even more shit now? Less healing and speed again and something about wallriding.
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>>173694856
he might be somewhat better on his own but the impact on the game at large will be terrible

the tiny ass aura radius is going to force teams to move in deathball even more than they currently do
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>preorder mei nendroid
>50 bucks
ehhh
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>>173695129
>the tiny ass aura radius is going to force teams to move in deathball even more than they currently do
>force teams to move in deathball
notices barrage owo what's this
>>
>people play this game everyday
>they dont bother to try to learn and understand the game
>tries to belittle people who are good at the game

quickplay is full of these tards
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>>173695292
You can probably find it cheaper if you know where to look
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>lose 400 SR over the last two days
>just had the entire team leave while we were 2-1 up
>previous game had a leaver, AFK, and ~1000 SR difference group
>game before had someone talking about weed and 'ironically' choosing heroes

The game is actually rigged against me.
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>>173696078
Ive only seen stoners in gold and below lol
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>>173696140

I'm at 2461 now.
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>>173696220
kek just stop playing shitter
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>>173689440
>>173689621
I'm guessing his current body is some kind of goodbye present, maybe even from Mercy, because unlike the Blackwatch one it doesn't have any kind of markings that could identify him to the organization in any way, but instead has "Bushin" on his chest, which might have been requested by him.
>>
Anyone here have been able to play Overwatch with GTX 670m?
>>
>>173633935
is the faggy event on yet
>>
>everytime i win i barely get any medals
>everytime i lose i get loads

why is this?
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>>173664598
I want to lick her belly button.
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This game is honestly so awful
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>>173694464
probably yeah
people dont seem to understand just how short dicked 10m is
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>>173696942
Clearly something has gone wrong when you're the best player on your team
>>
>even on the way
>general ded

so its true, this shallow game is finally losing players huh :^)
>>
>>173698061
ACTUAL THREAD
>>173687740
>>173687740
>>173687740
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>>173698061

You're in the wrong thread >>173687740
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Are there specific heroes its best to use to solo queue?

I feel like its almost completely reliant on the luck of the team mates I get.

Sure if there is a close game I have been able to help tip it in our favour and "carry" the team, but this only works if your team is still somewhat decent.
>>
>>173689165
>"you stole my kill fgt!!!"
No thanks
>>
COUNTDOWN TO UPDATE?
>>
Daily reminder that you all suck and me > u
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What do you think Hanzo's 3 new skins will be like?
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How to counter zarya? They just seem like absolute cancer in 90% of games.
>>
>>173689041
>Posting him instead of Alexander Anderson
Disgusting
>>173689178
Good work
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>>173689938
>Comic's original characters may never be seen again

Fuck
>>
Somebody clear this up for me really quickly please

Tracer is supposed to be a member of Overwatch

But didn't Overwatch disband before her time? Or was it only disbanded for a few years?
>>
>>173692172
Again reminds me of Clark Gable in Gone With The Wind. Need a pic of Widowmaker clutching at the legs of zombie Gerard as he walks away from her

>I still love you!/I'm sorry I killed you!
>Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn
>>
When is update pls spoonfeed me
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>>173700726
It'll just be a single skin with 2 recolors

Getting the most out of as little as they can, Bliz style
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>>173706238
its usually around 11am pst/2pm est
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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE EVENT

I SPEEDED MY WAY HOME FOR NOTHING
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>>173706238
thirty bing bongles away
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>>173706464
According to my top secret intel? 30 mins
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>>173706217
Alternatively I'll accept this too

>I killed you...I'm a monster...
>Frankly etc etc
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>>173671450
i would bang old gilf ana so hard
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>>173684665
>punk traders

I thought Trump was above this
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>4 (four) gold medals as goddamn TORBJORN
>gives me "lol 23% of team damage"

how is this system so fucking bad. Like if you get 4> gold medals you should just get a card for that
>>
What time is the event?
>>
>>173706530
I feel bad for whoever has to respond to these guys. Like it'll get here when it gets here
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>>173707139
They said they were trying to make sure cards didn't make you feel let down which is why sometimes they don't post your best asset and instead give you like 5 jet pack kills or something so that others can feel better
>>
it's high dubs
>>
its high dubs
>>
GUYS ACTIVATE YOUR ALMONDS IT'S HERE
>>
THREAD THEME MUSIC IN ANTICIPATION OF THE EVENT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K49ZQJOEQos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K49ZQJOEQos
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>>173707258
Between 1 and 2 and half hours now

Are you fueled, people? Are you ready?
>>
>my team never targets the enemy's Mercy and never protects me
>enemy team goes out of their way to target me exclusively and has a phalanx around their Mercy

Fucking Christ, people are scum.
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Will our boy Callahan ever become real?
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Gonna play some r6 siege lads
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Fareeha
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>when you have a widow main on your team that plays her on defence too and you have to play winston just to babysit her from the enemy flankers
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it's high dubs somewhere in the world
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WTF I thought it was tomorrow???
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How do I get good at McRib?
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>>173707415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpVhSx0fZwM
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>>173707220
22 minutes.
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>>173686865
mmmm, Fareeha's abs
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>>173707139
Try being Zenyatta and getting assist cards come hell or high water.
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>>173707529
aim
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>>173707504
Well today is April 11th
>>
I just started playing this game, any tips?
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Fareeha is for impregnation.
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>>173707139
Yeah i noticed that, mvp cards are rarer too, it sucks if there's an mvp on the team they deserve the recognition
When I'm on fire for nearly the whole match i want an mvp card for that not elims or damage
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>>173707639
see >>173707607
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>>173707639
Here's a tip for you
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>>173707586
>>173707671
she looks drugged
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>>173707639
Learn what everyone can do and their roles and potential.

Work with your team and call stuff out. If you want to practice your aim, making a custom game with Ana bots helps.
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19 MINUTES
19 MINUTES
19 MINUTES
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>>173707258
You just now the BlizzCS guy was at his desk like "For fuck's sake are you serious kid?"
>>
>>173707539
>THAT'S HOW AGITATED AM GETTIN YA RALLY FUCKIN A-GI-TATED MEH
>YA FUCKIN WANK STAIN

how many shekels do you think blizzard will ask for to make it happen
>>
>>173707726
Thank you, my Queen
>>
>>173707732
I thought the earliest it could show up was 2 central? Isn't that around when updates hit usually?
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>>173707639

Until Master mechanical skill doesn't matter, because you can't carry in OW until you are some pro.
These skill are the important ones:
1. Teamwork/Communication: The team with the better teamwork will always win! Even obvious things like ult-kombos win matches. Always communicate clearly. Praise if someone does something good. Never shit on someone for any reason. Mentality wins games.
Also what heroes can you play that compliment your teamcomposition.
2. Positioning: Highly overlooked! Always be in the perfect postition depending on the hero you play. Try to find out the perfect angles and corners of a map.
3. Timing: When and when not to use an ability or ultimate. Also remembering what abilities of the enemy are on cooldown or what ults are probably coming at you soon and communicate that to your team.

As stated first, mechanical skill is the least important until you reach a certain rank.


Bonus: Targetpriority
Learn what your hero is supposed to to at any given moment in the match.

Bonus 2: Know your enemy
Learn in detail what heroes you don't play can and can not do.
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>>173707845
12-3 central is when they usually hit, in the meantime I'm just stream sniping streamers in ranked
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>>173707639
Pick Bastion every game
>>
>>173707845
One central is the usual time
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>>173707639
step 1. stop playing.

check the OP link
>>
wait so are the lucio changes (buffs) going live with this too?
>>
reaper is the worst character in the game I cringe anytime someone picks him he's so useless if you play reaper you are wasting a slot and throwing basically
>>
>>173707726
is there a full version of this
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>>173707539
They walk around unable to understand each other, right?

It's just this cascade failure of language and communication as they started to talk weird and it just got worse and worse as they couldn't understand or pronounce things correctly anymore...
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I've identified the biggest flaw in my Genji play, and it's failure to make impact with dragon blade. I do enough damage to get 20 dragon blades during each match, but sometimes I struggle to kill anyone with the dragon blade. Sometimes, I die before killing anyone. I feel like I am unleashing it at the incorrect time.

I'm playing at mid diamond and if I could figure this out, I think I would become master rank.

Is there any genji autist that can offer tips on when to unleash, or tips to using it to the full effect?

Some problems I'm having:
>enemies use sound barrier
>enemies use trance
>I try to focus down mercy but she keeps flying away from me. I can chase with dash but if she flies away, gets bubbled by zarya, and then flies away again in just 2 seconds, should i give up the chase and focus down other targets? or just keep chasing her?
>is it okay to use deflection while my sword is out and convert the ultimate into more of a distraction tool so that the rest of my team can get picks?
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>>173707727
looks fine to me
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>>173707952

Use some punctuation, you mong.
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>>173707726
>that face
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How long until someone posts a webm of themselves cumming over one of these
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>>173707139

>got 4 gold
>no card SOMEHOW
>>
>>173685513
I don't want any Zen legendaries. The base design is the best.
But I want a good Epic one that goes well with golden orbs. Ascendent does not. I'm using the classic skin for now.
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>>173707675
>tfw this is the only MVP card I've ever gotten in my gametime so far

kurushiiman
>>
>>173707639
When you do get to ranked, don't give a fuck about people that tell you to switch. You paid 40 dollary doos for the game and you have the right to have fun with your purchase. The best way to play the competitive mode in this game is to mute both team chat and voice comms.
>>
>>173707869
>1. Teamwork/Communication

I only started climbing once I turned team cancer chat off. teamwork and communication mean nothing when you're matched with 5 mouth-breathing retards incapable of working together or communicating

gamesense, mechanical skills and positioning are everything
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>>173666517
Only if I can date Daddy 76
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>>173707671
Fit Pharah being canon is the only thing I really want desu
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>>173707952
The salt is real here
>>
OVERWATCH BETA TOMORROW
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>>173708014
Get a pocket ana.
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>>173707945
we can only hope not
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We won and it was my gm rank up game
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>>173666517
alright then

don't have any much to do after this month anyway. hate this game but i'll give it a try

should i use ol school meme ren'py or something else
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>>173708086
>>173707942
>>173707929
>>173707869
>>173707729
>>173707726
>>173707718
Much appreciated.
>>
>>173707671
fuck disgusting shitskin
>>
Let's post one year old memes I'll start:
>amputee Pharah
>>
>>173708014
are you just popping dragon blade whenever it's up? You aren't 1v6ing the enemy team, you're 6v6ing (with your ult).

>is it okay to use deflection while my sword is out and convert the ultimate into more of a distraction tool so that the rest of my team can get picks?

you sometimes have to do this so you don't straight up die.
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>>173708251
tracer IS NOT A LESBIAN SHES PURE
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>>173708248
Rude.
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>>173708105
it was confirmed in the christmas comics
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>>173708014
At your level of play, you can't do it on your own.
You are expectant that Zarya and Ana on your team will keep you alive during your ultimate.
I believe the flaw with your play is that you do not check to see if Zarya and Ana are healthy and concentrating on you when you unleash the dragon blade.
Use your microphone to tell them you need their assistance.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMtFaZSR-s0
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>>173708251
This is the only one that matters
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>>173708251
>Reaper76 will be revealed in November are you ready?
>>
>>173708014
20xDRagon blades/match?
You must be using them immediately when you get it. i would check your own feelings to see if you are feeling proud of the # of dragon blades you are getting, rather than damage you cause by using them... if that is your true feeling then you probably use them too quickly and not in the right situation.. it's okay to hold dragon blade for the right moment..

t. 4,025 genji/pharah player
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>>173708347
>this fucking reddit-tier editing
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>>173708303
she could use a smile
>>
>>173708347
FtM Genji/Gengu puss is still pretty popular. Even though I find it that canon speaking it'd be unlikely. I personally like it sometimes. mostly because of only naughtygenji
>>
>>173688710
hhhhhoooooooootttttt
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>>173708492
I prefer smug Fareeha
>>
>Side characters like Bridgette and Elfie show up in sprays
>Widowmaker even gets one of her husband
>still 0 mention of Emily in any of Tracer's in-game content

really makes u think
>>
PREDICTION:

>update hits
>servers go down
>>
>>173708251
>tickrate
>>
>>173690403
Who on the bottom left?
>>
>>173708448
I wonder how reduced this guy's lifespan is after all the toxic shit he's imbibed.
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>>173708556
hope she gets a new emote so we can mine for more reaction pics
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Tracer has never seen a dick
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>>173708635
was waiting for someone to say this
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>>173708593
That's actually weird, considering Blizzard made a big deal about the face of their game being gay

Meanwhile, people are pissy about Widow not being black when there was no reason to believe she was in the first place
>>
>>173708593
desu i'm so tired of blatant homophobia/queerbaiting js lmao
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>>173708695
Pure.
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>>173708251
>amputee Lucio
>>
what is the most egregious thing a player can do in overwatch to his team?

what teamate do you hate the worst?
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>>173708251
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https://streamable.com/1wfsm

4 minutes
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>>173708635
wow leaning far out of the window on that one
>>
>Winston: I don't recall inviting you to Overwatch
>Roadhog: Heard there was peanut butter

Post interactions you want to hear
>>
>>173708593

>effie and briggite are important characters who do relevant things for the heroes
>gerard is an extremely important character in widow's story
>emily is just tracer's girlfriend

They'll get onto the less important characters later.
>>
>>173708779

Icewalling spawn Mei.

A bad Rein.

Hanzo.
>>
>>173708663
Liao, iirc
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>>173708251
Too many images for me to bother posting them but still funny to look back on

http://imgur.com/a/CSDpo
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>>173636152
>Team needs 1 tank
>Don't pick rein

Ya fucked up kid
>>
>>173708779
>egregious

Who
>>
>>173708732
wait, why did people think Widomaker was black?
>>
>>173708779
I mean in terms of blatant trolling mei walls are pretty annoying

In terms of pure incompetence, a healer that's constantly out of position and killing themselves. At the very least a bad rein is going to pull damage when he charges in like a dumbass, and if our Ana's any good she'll throw a grenade after him to try and keep him alive while dps go in
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>Update soon
Give me the skins Jeff and Geoff.
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2 minutes
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>>173708663
Chu said the two unknown people there are random and unimportant
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>>173708251
D.va went a long way
>>
Did they release a early download of the patch like they've done a few other times?

I never saw it come up for me.
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soon
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>>173708974
yeah like 2.5gb the day the comic got released
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>>173708779
Symmetra mains.
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>>173708847
Why is it always the autists that never shut the fuck up like the amputeefag and the "I hate Ana/76" faggot that always turn out to be massively wrong?
>>
>>173708847
tbf I do think Pharah's joints look really fucking weird but I also thought for a while Hanzo had prosthetic feet, even Widow too which almost would've made sense because of her low blood circulation.

I guess blizz's artstyle is just really really tiny joints
>>
>>173708918
How would they even think that? Black people don't turn purple when you choke them
>>
>>173708918
For the same reason they think that Jesse McCree is mexican/half-mexican.
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>>173708251
>>173708847
>amputee Pharah
I remember that shit.

Remember when that shit got debunked by Blizzard?

That was a good day.
>>
>>173708918
You must realize there's no good answer to that.

People are retarded and want to label shit for "their group" because they're retarded

>>173709028
Oh I must have gotten that a long time ago then
>>
>>173708779
Very common in platinum rank: "lol let's pick symmetra for the first point xD" which forces your team to have a solo healer and half the time that dumb nigger picks Ana, a hero that can't heal itself and will be picked off very easily, then we just lose.
>>
>>173708918
MUH DIVERSITY
Also something about the cables that were obviously cables to anyone who isn't retarded on the Noire skin
>>
>>173709039
maining symmetra got me from bronze to plat so dont knock it
>>
updating
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>>173709089
>Pharah as a quadruple amputee

this give s me a BONMER
>>
>playing on my smurf in low gm
>gibraltar
>pick genji
>some russian guy starts shouting "give genji or i troll"
>i don't give it because fuck that guy
>he goes hanzo, 2 stack on our team goes widow and torb on attack
>we end up steam rolling them, payload doesn't stop once
>almost 5 mins left on the clock
>go same comp on def and the enemies don't even get 1st point

was fun
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>no update
>>
ACTUALLY HAPPENING
ACTUALLY HAPPENING
ACTUALLY HAPPENING
ACTUALLY HAPPENING
ACTUALLY HAPPENING
ACTUALLY HAPPENING
ACTUALLY HAPPENING
>>
IT'S HERE
>>
HAPPENING. Really.
>>
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/events/uprising/

IT'S OUT LADS
>>
>>173708732
loving
Every
Laugh
Besides the size of her ass she's French as fuck
>>
5 minutes
>>
11AM WHERE IS IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Update Boyys. Its here!
>>
OH SHIT LADS

I GOT THE UPDATE

NO MEMES, IT'S REAL
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IT'S OUT LADS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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>>173708251

>First Strike in a month, you ready guys?
>>
>>173709129
>le shadman fuck nugget meme
>>
>>173709162
Yay!
>>
>>173708014
as a genji main i will help you
generally, don't dash through enemies ult
yes it theoretically gives most dps.. but
you will die if they have half a brain, unless your entire team is on top of them or something.
in a mass black hole/earthshatter situation you will have similar results without ult, just by 3fan headshotting them and dashing through them constantly, unless they are hp boosted in some way. so i would not really ult in those moments unless you are really unsure or really need the higher aoe damage because the cc duration is running out or something.

INSTEAD, dash to the sky (not too close to the enemies, more above) and then ult->dash into and start cutting.
by going up it will give you a good vantage point to identify the exact location of every single person on their team
furthermore, if you have an ana it makes it very easy for her to use nano boost on you because you are dashing into the sky (in the direction of enemies) and that only means one thing
ryuujin no ken wo kurae
>>
what is up with all these retards that try to play koth without lucio

like fuck off i'll just throw the game then
>>
>no new skins for Junkrat
just end my life
>>
>maintenance

PREDICTED
>>
ALERT ALERT
>>
>>173709087
Actually, to be perfectly fair, believing McCree could be half mexican actually makes sense compared to some other shit
>>
WHERE'S MY WIDOW SKIN?
>>
OVERWATCH
HAS STARTED AN UPDATE
>>
>less skins than normal
>torb gets two

Shit event desu
>>
>>173708251
>Junkrat/Roadhog will be revealed as a gay couple
>>
UPDAAAAAAAAAATE
>>
What did you get in your free box?
>>
the update is for console too, right?
>>
Solo Queuing as any support is a certain way to actually quit the game entirely.

its not rewarding whatsoever and really not fun at all. Especially if the enemy team has any decently skilled flanker, you get removed from the match.

Previously i would just kill niggas with Ana, but thats not longer possible
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>I'm a one hand a pocket tits

What did he mean by this?
>>
Did the Lucio changes go through?
>>
>>173709089
quadamputee girls are cute

>>173709093
Ana is the best solo healer if you need to do it, she just needs to always be protected at all times.
>>
>>173709358
What do you think nigger?
>>
>>173709245
If you feel he's that necessary, why not be the Lucio
>>
>>173709293
Fuck me in the ass I keep fucking forgetting tumblr is also in here.
>>
>waiting 5 mins for a normal match
how dead is this fucking game lmao
>>
>>173708918
Because /owg/ is full of retarded faggots who need to generate controversy any way they can, including blatantly stupid shit like "McCREE IS MEXICAN AND WIDOW IS BLACK BECAUSE BLIZZARD DIVERSITY SJWS TUMBLR THEY MAKE ME SO ANGRY ARGH!!!".
>>
>>173709358
no lmao
>>
https://youtu.be/B5wDV8x6w7s
>>
So, what do we do while the update is downloading?
>>
>literally every Zenyatta intro is great
TRANQUILITY YOU FUCKING FLESHY FAGGOTS
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5 MINUTES BOIS
Slowest 5 of my life
>>
>tfw new fareeha emote
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpGrY9i8TSA

>those blackwatch skins

OH SHIT
>>
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What did they mean by this?
>>
GODDAM MAINTENANCE
FUCKING FUCK
>>
>>173709458
nice joke tho
>>
>>173709389
>everything can be hard... and everyone ;)

what did she mean by this?
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YES
new emote
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>>173709403
he is boring as hell to play
>>
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IT'S TIME
>>
>Open loot box
>Get sweet FA
>Lost connection to server
>>
Lucio changes are in boys!
>>
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GABES VOICE
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>>173709562
That's cuz you're bad at him
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NANI
>>
>>173709596
Imagine this but with nuts, I need this.
>>
Holy crap everyone got 2 new voice lines.
>>
>>173709638
PHARMERCYFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>173709389
>yarr big guy for some mayhem
What did he mean by this?
>>
https://youtu.be/cpGrY9i8TSA

wtf?? are these the same VAs???

Did all the VAs get fired?
>>
>>173709519
so she is definitely autistic
>>
>>173709429
Dude, he's from southern US, do you know what that borders?
>>
>>173709680
That's Ana and baby Pharah, dude.
>>
>>173709538
>Reaper voice isn't all distorted
>They didn't fuck up
>>
>>173709696
they're trying to sound younger
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Who superior internet here?
>>
>>173709680
>ana
>baby pharah
>her dad(?)
>pharmercy

???
>>
>>173708819
>Mei: How does someone allow themselves to get so big?
>Roadhog: You tell me.
>>
>>173709596
Got it in my free box

Not that I play him
>>
>>173709519

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH HOMO FAGS BTFO
>>
>>173709680
Dumbass, that's Ana holding baby pharah
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LOOK AT THOSE THICC THIGHS HOLY SHIT
>>
whens the update for console? same time?
>>
>>173709596
Epic Zenyatta skins with dots > Legendaries
>>
>>173709690
u u u u
>>
>>173709680
MERCY THE KEK QUEEN
>>
>>173709828
Oh god i need this
>>
>>173709832
Expect it within the hour
>>
>>173709763
>tfw only 11mb/s.
>>
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NOOOOOOOOOO

NOT THE TRASH SKIN

FUCK OFF BLIZZARD

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>173709636
the only fun thing about him is wallriding, wasted ability on him honestly

imagine an actual proper dps hero with that shit now that would be fun
>>
>>173709783
More than a year later and you fucktards are still trying to convince yourselves Mei is some kind of landwhale.
>>
>>173664598
HOW BOW DAH
>>
>>173709680
>imagine being this btfo
LMAO
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>>173709632
>>
>>173709926
>1565
Have fun on this event :^)
>>
>>173709958
is that supposed to be like ganymede up top?
>>
>less skins than any other event
>double the voice lines

Really is some of their best work yet
>>
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>>173709832
Boi
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>>173709927
>he didn't play the PTR
>he doesn't know that Lucio is DPS now
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>>173709958
Bastion is moe
>>
>>173709926
>not wanting mesh shirt trucker hat torb

fuck you anon and your goddamn SHIT taste
>>
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orisa buff
>>
>>173709632
>Spike Spiegel

ye boy
>>
>>173669568
Roadhog nuked the Outback 20ish years ago, I think Uprising is 7 at most
They're probably off stealing the crown jewels while this is all going down
>>
>spend all my credits on legendary skins
>exit game
>update starting
>see new event with new skins

FUCK
>>
>>173710010
They've also added lore into the hero gallery. tbqhwyf I'm ok with this lore-heavy update.
>>
>>173709632
which one is gabe's? I thought that was morrison's?

still, disappointed a bit. I kinda wanted it to be like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBMADnH8XIk but a lil scruffier and no accent.
>>
>>173709638
Isnt this Ana with little Pharah?
>>
>>173709763
fucking what oh my god

how

im so fucking jealous
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Well well well...
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>Orisa

>The size of Orisa's headbox has been reduced by 15%

THANK MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST
>>
The new highlight intros are perfect!
>>
>>173710068
Dva needs this too.
>>
>>173710081
>wasting your credits on non-event skins
kek
>>
>>173710021
dude clean your tv area, your cd is gonna get scractched
>>
>>173709680
Gencyfags are quick to call out fucking nothing
>>
>>173710081
Are you stupid or baiting?
If you're baiting, well played because I took it.
>>
>>173710118
Ana fucked the dude from Prey?
>>
>>173710068
Thank god, any character with a spray pattern would just put every bullet in your head 20 yards away ez
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>>173633935
>https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/848958308643885056
>DECLASSIFIED APRIL 11

Well, it's the 11th, Blizzard. Where is it?
>>
Lucio buff is live
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>dat DVa highlight intro
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>>173710118
>Pharah's dad is Skar from the Lion King
>>
>>173710135
D. Va's fine, you can only hit her's from the front. Orisa's was hittable from all angles.
>>
>>173710035
i've played this game since closed beta i remember the times when he had the same damage as he now does on PTR

too bad his aura radius is now neutered so the whole team has to move in a retardball
>>
>>173710118
THEY SAID IT SHOULD BE OBVIOUS WHO IT WAS, WHO THE FUCK IS THIS
>>
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This is a sign.
Also the music's pretty cool.
>>
>>173710118
ana76 fags btfo
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>>173710230
>buff
>>
>>173710168
lmao not even a gencyfag i just really hate this forced lesbian ship
>>
>NO OMNIC HORDE MODE

ONE
FUCKING
JOB
>>
>>173710278

That hair looks like a bunch of bananas.
>>
>>173708251
I still wish Pharah had been an amputee, not for a fetish reason, just for a design reason
also
>femrat
>that fucking comic where Tracer swallows Widow(?) with her butt
>>
>>173710163
Lol, it's a really old copy of GTA Vice city it's already scratched up to hell
>>
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The enemy has a teleporteur.
>>
>>173710118
>Being so egotistical you fuck a mirror image of yourself
>>
>>173710262
It's OBVIOUSLY neither jack nor mr edgelord
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>>173710262
OH FUCK COULD BE LUCIO???''
>>
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AHAHHAHAHAHAH
>>
>>173710118
MAYBE ITS HER BROTHER
>>
>>173710118
>ana fucked an injun
>pharah is actually half native
>thunderbird skin is actually canon
>>
>>173710234
Why is her arm seven years long?
>>
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>>173710392
>>173710278
ELLOWAS GET TO WORK.

We must support that man by all means necessary.
>>
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3.36 Mb/s
>>
OH YES! ORISA'S HITBOX HAS BEEN DECREASE BY 15% OMFG! YES YESY ES! SAY SORRY TO HER!
>>
>>173710408
too bad her ult doesn't kill her anymore
>>
>>173710118
They look like twins
>>
>uprising is a seasonal event
So we're going to get this event yearly? It seems kinda strange since it's really not festive.
>>
Where are the patch notes?
>>
>>173647602
>76 is Pharah's dad maymay
>>
It's begin, no lied friend.
>>
FUCK I'VE BEEN WAITING SINCE LAUNCH FOR AN OMNIC HORDE MODE

HERE

WE

GO
>>
All my graphic settings have been fucked, what the hell bliazzard
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Genji sure is getting a lot a love this event.
>>
>>173710118
Pharah is retarded since she is a product of incest
>>
>Mercy gets instalocked in Uprising
>never heals
Why the fuck pick Mercy then?
>>
>>173710392
Teleporltehl*
>>
>you actually get tons of (You)'s by posting some irrelevant sprays
do you fags actually care about the lore like actually actually
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>>173710408
t h i c c
>>
>>173710629
God i want to kick this guys shit in, hanzo should have done a better job at killing him
>>
What's gonna be hotshit? Havent played for months.
>>
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>>173710118
why was it such a mystery in the first place
>>
>>173710693
The game itself is cold garbage so yes all we have to look forward to is lore and shipping lesbian couples.
>>
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Is this better than their Christmas combo?
>>
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guess how long ive been waiting
>>
>>173710070
I know, but there are sprays of a really young Symmetra and Zenyatta being built, so it wouldn't be hard to justify it. I don't think they'd left Australia at that point, though - they've probably only been doing the global crime thing for a year or two at most.
>>
>Husbando gets 2 skins and 1 intro

haha bless blizz
>>
>>173710278
Is that a bomb defusal kit on her waist?
>>
Are these skins limited edition? Or are they going to be available forever?
>>
>>173710901
Limited
>>
>>173710901
limited
>>
>>173709638
Cant believe Pharah has an older brother
>>
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>>173710118
>>173710495
I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR MONTHS. WE KNEW THIS WHEN SHE VISITED CANADA FOR CHRISTMAS.
>>
>>173710120
Now they just need to reduce D.va's headbox to match her actual head, instead of her whole windshield
>>
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Damn what a chunky monstrosity
>>
>>173710865
Surgical tools.
>>
>>173710118
OH
LETS BREAK IT DOWN!
>>
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https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753818008

Patch notes
>>
>"She'll be right" voice line for hog
MAD CUNTS
>>
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No body told me the blackwatch skin for mccree had a red dot sight on his gun.
>>
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>>173710234
>>173710519
>>
fuck ton of new voice lines
>>
It's hapenning lahvs.
>>
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>>173711003
Can I get a quick breakdown?
>>
>>173711034
that's a laser sight, you moron
>>
>>173710967
No we fucking don't. The MEKA is what you have to shoot first, the MEKA's cockpit is its weak spot, and it's only targetable from the front same as Winston's head and she has her DM.
>>
>>173711034
THICC THIGHS
>>
Are we going to learn how the reception to OW's intervention in King's Row was? Like legally they weren't supposed to be there
>>
>>173709638
Is that her uncle? Her father is supposed to be white
>>
>>173711089
Whatever it is, its sure looks great.
>>
>>173711023
I'm autistic, what does that mean?

Aussie slang?
>>
>>173710865
She's a medic. Sometimes they need pliers for more forceful procedures.
>>
Holy shit that new D.Va highlight intro
>>
>>173710118
>J-jack is pharah's dad!
>N-no its Rein because of the names of his and Ana's skins
>Please its Gabe whos her dad!!!
>Its actually someone not from OW because the concept of team mates not fucking eachother is foreign to these neets

HAHAHA
>>
>>173711034
Is it just me or does his facial hair look all weird?
>>
>>173710981
I love it. Orisa being an intimidating killbot is pretty sweet.

If only something could be done about the voicelines, I want her to sound like the robot guards from spiderman 2 game
>>
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2 FUCKING TORBSHIT SKINS IN 2 BOXES

FUCK

OFF

BLIZZARD

REEEEEEEEEE
>>
oh fuck they added boop as a line for lucio
>>
Wow, this is the first event that I really enjoyed
All it needed was the bomb to go off at the end
>>
>>173711163
>"whatever is wrong will right itself with time" which is considered to be either an optimistic or apathetic outlook

Is this about Hog and his nuclear disaster?
>>
>>173711263
You lucky fuck I want those two
>>
>free loot box
>got a voice line for the uprising item

FUCK

YOU
>>
>>173711034
That's not a red dot sight. That's a laser sight.
>>
>>173711263
Torbjorn has too many skins, he really didn't need a second one for this event.
>>
>>173711128
According to who?
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At least the brawl had a good amount of effort put into it. Hard not to laugh at Reyes' younger voice though.
>>
>>173710301
It's a buff to those who played Lucio like the true bro he was supposed to be and not a floating uav. I'm fucking hyped for this shit
>>
Mei voice line
"I'm going to have to science the heck out of this"
who let reddit write for this game
>>
>>173711263
GEE TORB, HOW COME BLIZZARD LETS YOU HAVE 2 LEGENDARIES??!!
>>
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DRAW
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>>173711358
her being noticeably whiter than her mother
the guy in the comic being old, white and canadian, plus her not being on a date made it likely he was the father
>>
>Bought event boxes dont have guarantee'd event items

JEW MASTERS
>>
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS YOUNG REYES VOICE?

WHAT THE FUCK BLIZZARD?

WHAT THE FUCK?
>>
Pve mode bastion is op why pick anyone else
>>
Damn, brawl is really cool
>>
The purple on the robots is terrible, the blue on the agent uniforms is terrible, they all look like toys and action figures, why can't Blizzard into color?
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I need pictures!
Pictures of all the event items!
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>>173710118
I thought they might've put something on her injun skins but they don't have any notes.
>>
>>173711424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6lYeTWdYLw
>>
Give me a rundown on the new Lucio
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>buy boxes
>first box widow skin
>next box genji skin
>the following boxes all contained all the event skins except tracer
>i only needed tracer
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>>173711590
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>Blackwatch event
>Reaper doesn't get a skin
>Torbjorn gets two fucking skins
>>
>commander reyes voice

what the fuck

I thought it was McCree's at first

why does he sound like a stereotypical numale white guy's first voice acting?
is that even keith ferguson? tell me it's not.
>>
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NO I DIDNT WANT THIS EITHER

GIVE ME TRACER OR MERCY ALREADY

REEEEEEEEE
>>
>got Blackwatch Genji in the third box

WEW
E
W
>>
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>in queue 4000 fags ahead of you
>>
>>173711679
Reaper's Blackwatch skin was included in the Origins
Same with S76 getting his Blue Overwatch suit in Origins too
>>
>>173711695
Shit is it a legendary? Why? It's a fucking recolor with two different details
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>>173711450
Wait, you're joking, right?
>>
anybody else getting errors trying to play the brawl
>>
>>173711756
All skins are legendary barring Rein and Bastion
>>
AHAHA the new Symmetra victory pose
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>>173711725
same
>>
>>173711725
8000 for me
>>
>>173710234
I once got a quintuple kill in that spot
>>
>4 difficulty modes for uprising
>achievements for the hardest
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>open box
>widow legendary
>COMTESSE DUPLICATE
>>
1000
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>>173711725
>in queue 3000 player ahead of you
>connection error
>restart
>in queue 10000 players ahead of you
fuck youuuuuuuu
>>
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>only 4 playable characters in MvM

Wow what a fucking buzz kill. I was excited to play it a first but upon learning this I don't care at all.
>>
DOES ANYONE NOTICE SOLDIERS CAPE PHASES THROUGH HIS BODY WHEN HE DOES PUSHUPS?!
>>
>>173712047
there's an all heroes version ffs
>>
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POST

YOUR

LOOT

>6 boxes, 3 free 3 bought
>>
>>173712047

>The only damage dealer is "LE BUBBLY SJW LESBIAN"
>>
>there was an unexpected error.
>>
that beardless torb skin got me ready to nut
>>
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Got disconnected in the middle of the event.
I was doing fucking great os Torbjörn, fuck.
>>
another update?
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Someone make an Imgur with all the new stuff
>>
>open event box
>see gold
>it's credits

wew lads
>>
>>173712092
Torbjorn is the real dps this mode
>>
>>173712127
>>173712126
>>173712107
Battlenet couldn't handle the stress, it shit itself
>>
>Get to the objective on PvE.
>Payload thing is about to detonate.
>UNEXPECTED SERVER ERROR
>>
>>173712087
wow dude, eat a dick
>>
>>173712126
Same here.
On EU servers, in case that's relevant.
>>
>>173712092
Speedy lesbian is the most fun dps in the game you slow nigger.
>>
nice servers blizz
>>
>unexpected error
>unexpected error
>unexpected error
>unexpected error
>unexpected error
>unexpected error
>>
>>173712047
>Not doing ALF mode with Roadhog, Junkrat, Junker DVA and Wasteland Ana
>>
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>everyone complains about lucio changes on PTR
>put them in live anyway
>>
I just got kicked did anyone else get kicked at the same tiem or is it person by person?
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Welp finally found a game and got kicked from the server
>>
DISCONNECTED REEEEEEEEE
>>
>>173712107
>>173712126
>>173712193

>tfw was doing alright as Rein for once too
>>
This fucking PVE event is amazing
>>
>unexpected server error
:^)))))))))
>>
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>Server Error
WHERE ARE MY FREE LOOT BOXES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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tfw the Zenyatta spray is called "shell"
>>
Lmao these skins are so fucking lazy
They're all just the same shitty blue theme from the original 76 skin
The co-op mode is fun for like 5 minutes.
Shouldve been ow vs talon 4v4, not shooting dumb robots for 15 minutes baka
The widow skin is the only good thing to come out of this desu
>>
All heroes uprising
pick rein
no one goes healer
we die

well played
>>
>>173712092
kys /pol/shit
>>
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The new Mercy skin might even be better than Witch

Please Blizzard my body cant handle it
>>
UNEXPECTED ERROR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
Server crashes all over the place
RIP
>>
So yeah, bnet died, but did anyone who got in notice that the new mode has some serious framerate issues?

I've literally never seen my machine put out less than a locked 120FPS, but on this null sector king's row thing I'm getting 70
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>about to finish the event mode
>unexpected error occurred
>>
So whats the point of difficulties and points in the event missions.
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>>173711950
>open box
>legendary
>another fucking sombra dupe
>>
>>173712271
But muh lore
>>
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>halfway through event
>UNEXPECTED SERVER ERROR
>>
mercy and widows new skins are amazing
>>
>why is everyone leaving?
>... kick
>SERVERS ARE FUCKING DOWN
GG BLIZZARD FUCK YOURSELF
>>
>>173712047
>MvM

you know. It actually is blatant MvM. Holy shit.
>>
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>>173712225
same, right fuking before we can finish a round
>>
>>173712126
wait did you play with a soldier and a rein and a mercy in all heroes mode? no joke was just playing with a great torb
>>
>>173712234
Classic Blizzard.
But here, have a fucking lootbox, goy!
>>
>>173712092
incel detected
>>
>>173712316
same
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>Hacking Detonators freezes them for the duration.

Is this easy mode?
>>
Servers ded
>>
>open 3 boxes
>nothing but commons and blues
FUCK
>>
>>173712291
>The new Mercy skin might even be better than Witch
Heresy.
It's good, but not better.
>>
>>173712336
>Finish game mode
>Get to card screen
>Disconnect
I'm alright with this.
>>
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>>173712319
>open box
>legendary
>fucking clown junkrat
>>
>all the europoors got kicked
my gf got kicked out too lelel
NA master race, get cucked
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SERVERS ARE DOWN
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u n e x p e c t e d.
Honestly I expected it.
>>
>>173712271
>beg for lore
>cry when you get it
>>
>>173712256
i already played through it once on normal difficulty dont really see it being any more fun with harder difficulty was quite boring t b p h w y f b (to be perfectly honest with you fäm bams)
>>
>>173712278

I'm not from /pol/ but seriously, explain to me why I should be okay with this pandering
>>
Everything can be hacked...
>>
Unexpected Server Error Occured: The Video Game
>>
ALRIGHT GUYS WHAT'S THE META FOR THE ALL HEROES MODE
>>
>unexpected server error

Almost 20 years of mp experience yet they still can't keep their servers stable.
>>
> in queue: 300 players ahead of you
>>
>>173712318
They were only for achievements/sprays in Junkenstein so probably the same here. Didn't check.
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>tfw cant play until saturday
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think I already played the new mode
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>MFW opening free loot box and getting Blackwatch Genji
>>
WHY THE FUCK ARE BLIZZARD THE ONLY DEVELOPER THAT CAN'T PAY FOR MORE THAN 3 SERVERS AT A TIME?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THEIR FUCKING PROBLEM?
>>
got my lootbox at least
>>
Well I opened my box and got a legendary Bastion skin.

Probably the worst one.

RIP SERVERS
>>
>open first box
>LEGENDARY
>IT'S ORANGE TORBJÖRN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

the event is fucking fantastic though until the servers crash
>>
>>173712408
>NA master race
>gf in europe getting kicked
The only thing that's getting kicked is her cervix.
>>
>UNEXPECTED SERVER ERROR

WE BETTER BE GETTING FREE LOOT BOXES FOR THIS SHIT
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>buy cases
>crash
>>
JUST
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I am ready
>>
>>173712358
It's better than MvM though
>>
>>173712274
that's your fault you 'tard
>>
>>173712454
TRASHMOUSE
>>
>>173712397
>open box
>legendary
>it's my 9th fucking mei dupe
>>
So uh while we wait for Blizz to sort out its shit, what did you guys thinking of the PVE event?
>>
MERCY REVIVE SERVERS PLEASE
>>
>>173712454
Get kicked from the server before you lose.
>>
>>173712212
Niggers actually like bubbly lesbians, edgy white kid
>>
STOP LEAVING MID GAME ON LEGENDARY YOU FUCKING CUNTS
>>
>>173712476
genji's new skin looks gay as fuck
>>
where are the actual patch notes i don't give a shit about some PvE shit mode that everyone tries once and then forgets about
>>
>>173712271
There aren't four Talon characters yet
>>
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>>173712250
The Reinhardt died two times on my team but it still felt like things were going well.
>>
Got my Reinhardt, mercy, Mcree, and Wifebeater shirt Torb.

I am satisfied
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nice fucking servers
>>
>had no problem logging in when I downloaded the update
>look at the new items for half an hour
>go to play
>disconnect
>>
>>173712540

I had fun with torb, you can ulti every two seconds it's fun as fuck
>>
>>173712568
Can't handle the Shimada nipple huh?
>>
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>Aryan blonde chick
>between two black monkeys

No way this wasn't intentional
>>
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>that D.Va highlight intro
IT'S FUCKING PERFECT HOLY SHIT THANK YOU BASED BLIZZ
>>
>>173712540
i fucking ree'd when two people left during the orisa stage
>>
>>173712454
Pharah, Orisa, Ana, Soldier lol
>>
>>173712454
Orisa is really good, her barrier covers the entire front of the payload and she can actually shoot things unlike Rein
>>
Whatever. Fuck it.

I'll come back in a few hours because Blizzard never invests in their server infrastructure.
>>
ITS BACK
SERVERS ARE LIV
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>
so it looks like they got the interns to start working on overwatch

what do you think blizzard assigned the core team onto?
>>
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Got the Ironclad skin. Don't need to play this shitty mvm mode anymore
>>
>tfw played the horde mode
>get to last part
>Server dies
:(((((
>>
>>173712440
Explain me why you should give a single shit about it.
>>
>>173712632
please leave
>>
>>173712634
and she already has two god-tier intros to go with it

honestly amazed dva isn't the game's mascot over le bubbly lesbian
>>
>>173712632
even if you are being ironic you should seek help for paying attention to this kind of shit
>>
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>playing comp
>leavers everywhere
>opposing side has 2 wins
>1 vs 1
>sit emote because I don't want to drag it out
>opponent DCs
>>
am I the only one who finds Reyes' young voice absolutely fucking cringey
>>
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muh dick
>>
I expected Reyes to sound a lot more growl-y. Not Literally Reaper but less...soft, I guess is the right word?
>>
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I like the new game mode because it satisfies my Mercy pistol fetish.
>>
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>>173712540
Better than Junkenstein but I won't play it much after I beat it a few times. At least I can play the all heroes version and mow down omnics as Bastion. And Reyes' voice is fucking terrible.
>>
>>173712634
It's gross. I thought the 'haha EPIC SELFIE DUCKFACE xD' meme died. I'm gonna cringe (fucking hate using that word) every time I see it
>>
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Guys, getting frustrated when trying to play the game is just part of the Blizzardâ„¢ experience
>>
OFFICIAL WEBSITE with ALL THE SKINS

https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/events/uprising/
>>
I like tracer's old pulse pistols.
>>
>>173712234
battle.net forum platinums will complain about anything
>>
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WHY

WONT

THEY MAKE

A FUCKING PROPER

PVE GAME OUT OF THIS

IT WORKS PERFECTLY

LIKE FUCKING DESTINY

i bet they are already working on that
>>
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>>173712634
>tfw got it right off with the free box.
>>
>>173712540
Seemed enjoyable. First go was with Mercy but got stomped because the Rein was an idiot who kept seperating and screaming about healing from across the map. Second was with Rein and I can see why he did it, it was fun as fuck batting and charging groups of robots.
>>
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Go get that full overwatch team guys, its on sale
>>
>>173708413
I still want this to happen
>>
>>173710234
>would not have been possible without balance changes
>>
>>173712732
why are you acting like it took `000 years of research for him to find this

overwatch cucks have 0 attention span kys
>>
>>173712757
You must be playing on normal then you filthy casual
>>
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>finally played uprising pve
>some autistic fuck picks hanzo
>>
>>173712632

I mean OW is a great game, but if anyone had any delusions about this not being a complete SJW-train you should really reconsider.
>>
>>173712690
What the fug I can't even get to the queue.
>>
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Still no Sit / Laugh emotes for Sombra
>>
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Dem hips.
>>
Managed to play one complete round of the new mode, now I'm kicked out of the game and can't even get in menus. Server errors op
>>
>>173712736
bnet servers are shitting themselves, they weren't trying to leave
>>
Are there any achievements of sprays for doing specific bullshit in Uprising?

So far I didn't find any
>>
I didn't choose to be European?
>>
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Sneaky d.va butt
>>
>>173712754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBMADnH8XIk

like this but without the accent?

also I think what you mean is less white.
>>
>>173712540
I actually enjoy it. I can tell the harder difficulties are going to be fucking hell though.
>>
>>173712838
I only got to play one round before the fucking servers went down
>>
>>173712786
Thanks for posting this pic, forgot to filter it.
>>
[Server]: I need healing!
>>
>>173712786
that's what overwatch originally was when they were developing it but they scrapped it because guess what

it didn't work
>>
>Reinhart skin is 750 coins
>Others are 3000

Why?
>>
>>173712690
>we want Quake Champions audience
>>
>Junkrat and Roadhog both get 2 good voicelines

>I've killed someone for less than that
>She'll be right

>Don't you come the raw prawn with ME
>Too right!

I'll get what I can take
>>
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>>173712786
>i bet they are already working on that
I bet they aren't. Why spend money making something good when you can make money making something bad?
>>
>>173712632
>>173712092
This is like the worst game for /pol/fags to be playing so I dont understand why they come here
>>
>>173712938
GLORY
>>
why does mercy get the best skins?
>>
>>173712938
buy it before they fix it
>>
>>173712834
it's the thought process behind it that concerns me

>notices white woman next to a monkey
>"LOL GET IT MONKEY LIKE SLUR FOR A NIGGER HAHA ROFL KEKED BLACKED HAHA IM GONNA MEME THIS!!"
>>
>unexpected server error
I just want Amélie's skin.
>>
>>173712854
meh it's 50/50
Can't be fully SJW and include such an aryan goddess as Mercy
>>
>>173712765
>I thought the 'haha EPIC SELFIE DUCKFACE xD' meme died. I'm gonna cringe (fucking hate using that word) every time I see it
That's literally the point. The idea is that she's the absolute ultimate in obnoxious game girl stereotype.

Taking a fucking selfie while doing duckface as her mech explodes is AMAZING because it fits her so well.
>>
>>173712736
Obviously, but they still count as leavers as far as the comp match was concerned.
>>
>>173712765
Calm down, child, it's a video game, and if you hate saying something then don't say it you dipshit.
>>
>>173712234
Huh? The changes are great.

In fact his speed was so high that if you wall hopped the whole time you were unhittable and they had to nerf it before it even went live.
>>
>>173712843
>Going to all heroes
>expecting anything else

You deserve it.
>>
>>173712886
she literally has a perfectly modeled ass, I realized this within ten minutes of purchase
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>>173712886
>He does not have the skirt skin
:^)
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>>173712948
lol
>>
Is soldier still good.
>>
NEW

>>173712992

>>173712992

>>173712992
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>>173712953
>Don't you come the raw prawn with ME
Is this Aussie slang? Does it mean anything?
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>>173712886
pffffrrrtt
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>>173712753
now she looks like a proper milf.
>>
>"Unexpected" Sever Error

Stop logging in you fucking bottom feeders, I'm Masters I don't deserve this! If you're diamond or below you shouldn't be allowed to play until after I'm done.
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>>173712960
this is like the worst site for tumblrinas to be posting so I dont understand why they come here

Even though it isn't anymore.
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>>173712983
mercy is the sjws favorite character though
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>>173712960
You just want to categorize everyone you don't like as /pol/.
Get out of your bubble you sheltered white cunt.
>>
>>173712978
are you really upset at the noise he chose to type you stupid fuck

YOURE THE MONKEY

jesus christ
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>>173713031
I do, but looking at the intro from a lootbox uses the default skin
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>>173712923
What's Wong with it?
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>>173711232
or sound like shodan from systemshock
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>>173712843

Just pick reaper and solo legendary.
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>>173713018
>almost no ass
>perfectly modeled ass
you like little boys I take it
>>
>>173712938
His has no custom weapon and no custom hair/hat
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>>173713085
Only as long as they can pretend she's a lesbian. The rest of the time they're usually bitching about "m-muh white savior tropes."
>>
>>173712886
I have to wonder...does D.VA sit in her mech or in some weird yoga postion. I am legit curious how she fits in it.
>>
>>173713168
>y-you f-fucking nigger l-liking f-fat a-asses!
>>
>>173712953
Yeah they were a pleasant surprise, didn't get any of them in the free box, but just enough credits. Gotta pray like fuck now to get hopefully both Mercy and Bastion skin, only 2 I really want.

>>173713045
It basically means don't bullshit me
>>
>STILL can't log back in

Nice game, Blizzard.
>>
>knew players would rush to the game and tax the servers
>do nothing about it

Really activated my diamonds.
>>
>>173712956

Its a matter of how easy it is to make and how much money it makes. Whether its good or bad is incidental in this case.
>>
>>173713198
She's lying in it
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>>173712956
oh but you can bet you're sweet ass they're working on it
they're gonna sell it as some kind of expansion pack, and people will go crazy over it

I'd buy it 2bh fàm
>>
>>173713235
I mean..IS IT REALLY surprising...?

20 years of playing Blizz games I realize that it is always like this on Huge Patch events that it is ridiculous how often servers crash.
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>>173713113
Remember when /pol/ followed the site's rules about keeping non-board shit out of other boards? Why can't you diarrhea-belching faggots go back to following them again?
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>>173712953
>Roadhog saying "she'll be right"

Think he told himself that after he ruined the Outback?
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>>173713198
She's lying on her stomach.
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>>173713562

Weird. Personally I lie on my feet.
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>>173713480
i dont even post on pol

in what part of his post was anything about politics

he literally pointed out a dumb graphic on that slobbering idiots T-shirt and you scream like a baby with hemorrhoids
>>
>>173713175
>The rest of the time they're usually bitching about "m-muh white savior tropes."

Links to this? You're the first person I've ever heard it from and I don't believe anything you retards say.
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>>173713235
Dealing with a spike like this would require an insane amount of servers that you'd only need for a small window of time, it's just not cost-effective to be equipped to handle that kind of instantaneous load when you're only expecting it for about an hour once every few months.

The actual game servers are elastic but bnet auth servers aren't.
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>>173713341
>>173713562

didn't think of that, Thanks anons
>>
Anyone else still not getting in?
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>>173713746
yes, EVERYONE
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>>173713746
Yeah, everyone
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>>173713674
>stop screaming, stop being mean to me, stop it

Seriously, go back to your containment board, bad enough you fucktards have been here for months repeating your stale memes like retarded parrots.
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>>173713674
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>>173713746
>Half way there at 200kb/s
Kill me now.
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>>173713691

Thats why you rent out servers temporarily.
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>>173713863
LOL
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>>173712806
The $10 discount doesnt apply if you're upgrading. Only the $20 difference does. Oh well.
>>
Is there a new reaper skin
>>
>>173713674
that guy was (hopefully jokingly) pointing out some nefarious sjw agenda of encouraging "racemixing" or some shit

regardless of whether he was serious or not it's still typical /pol/tard shit
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>>173713939
I just told you that doing so isn't cost effective.

Think for a second: do you think they're actually going to lose a significant amount of money over the measly 30 minutes, hour tops, that the auth server is down?

Do you think that whatever incidental income they might lose during that period that doesn't just come in immediately when the servers come back up would be enough to justify the expenses involved in imaging and testing and putting into prod another PCI auth server?

Be reasonable.
>>
>>173713857
>>173713842
>s-stop being mean to black people
>g-go back to /pol/ ;_;
Could you please fuck off back to your safe spaces? You're more annoying than the nigger haters.
>>
>>173714115
and that is less ontopic than lorefag posts?
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>>173710262
Obvious in universe
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>>173714284
>bringing up le ebic /pol/ memes is just as off-topic as discussion of the video game this thread is about
>>
wew
>>
>>173714146

Then why do companies do just that all the time, if its not cost effective? An example of a company that does this is google, they rent out more servers on the fly when activity spikes.

>Do you think they're actually going to lose a significant amount of money over the measly 30 minutes, hour tops, that the auth server is down?

I am arguing under the premise that they will be down for more than 30 minutes to and hour. If it is only 30 minutes, then maybe. Either way, renting out servers is based on data used. It comes down to how much Blizzard cares about inconveniencing people. To which the answer is apparently just 'moderately'.

Not to mention that yes, even an hour of downtime could cause them to lose out on money. One part of that being it could turn casual people off and they end up not buying crates when they were going to before.
>>
>>173714068
We already have Blackwatch Reyes
>>
8k players in queue hasn't changed in 5 minutes
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>>173714574
step up senpai
>>
Moments I play for:
>eat mei/zarya's ult with matrix, and spam "Hello!" at them
>see symmetra building her teleport, blow her up, blow up teleport
>rev up rip tire to lure flanker in, blow him up as he tries to kill me
>someone kills mei when she's lining up a headshot on my frozen head
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>>173714183
>stop being intolerant of my intolerance! I can shit wherever I please, stop being upset it's in your living room!

Bunch of whiny inferiority-complexed children.
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Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
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>>173714964
40k heere
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>>173714964
same
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>>173714669
>google rents out servers on the fly
No, they have a deal with elastic clouds to expand their instance farm. Very fucking different logistically.

>I am arguing under the premise that they will be down for more than 30 minutes to and hour
That's a ridiculous premise, it's a network of servers that went down because of a spike in traffic essentially causing a DoS attack. All you have to do is wait for traffic to subside and maybe restart the servers if they've hung.

>renting out servers is based on data use
It's not as simple as "renting out a server," there are regulations and procedures to follow, especially considering the bnet auth servers handle credit card information which means they must be PCI compliant.

t. professional sysadmin
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>>173715158
>stop being intolerant of my intolerance!
Jesus Christ, it's like I'm on fucking tumblr right now.
>>
>>173715158
calm down nigger, youre getting too uppity and no one likes an uppity fucking nigger
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>be me
>want to play new update
>got class 30 after it launches
>only one class to day I can wait
>30min walk and its raining buckets
>SoItsGoingToBeLikeThatHuh.png
>over sized raincoat
>plastic bags on shoes
>halfway to class
>phone:YOUVEGOTMAIL.AOL
>class is canceled due to rain

Not even mad
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>>173715331
I don't think you've ever actually browsed tumblr.

I think your entire worldview is based on poorly-edited images slapped together by angry tweens on a malaysian underwater basket weaving message board

enjoy your life
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>>173711424
the entire game is reddit

even this fucking thread is full of disgusting fucking plebbitors with their waifugarbage cosmetic fanboying
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>>173714905
>1k players ahead in queue
>restart game
>50k players ahead
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>>173714669
>casual players who have bought the game and were excited enough about the event to log in the second the update hit are going to be so mad they can't log in that they'll never play OW again
brilliant logic.
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I'm not going to get to play this tonight, am i?
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>>173643264
You gotta at least duo Q. Need that healer/DPS main to back you up
>>
>>173715474
All featured content on tumblr is related to gender or diversity, or something super bland like a girl artist who draws smiley cupcakes
>>
Jesus whats with these Queue numbers, is ANYBODY in the game?
>>
>>173715779
current front page is metaknight, totoro, supergirl, and fucking Coraline

become an hero
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>>173714905
>>173715561
>>173715628
Never been on when a big update goes live.
Is this normal or are people over reacting?
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>20k people ahead of you
>It's not decreasing
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>>173715896
its never been this bad ive never had to queue to get in after a big update
>>
>>173715896
Normal.

People are just bored and eager to play.
>>
>>173715896
Queue happens on the game whenever they've made changes and are easing people back in to test loads. I've seen OW queues 3 or 4 times before.
>>
>>173715331
>everyone and everything that doesn't think like me is my boogieman tumblr!

>>173715346
I'm whiter than bread and you people make me embarrassed about being white. Funny how those who scream about being superior act like they're compensating for something.
>>
>>173712415
I don't beg for lore because this is a children's game
>>
>40k ahead of you

for 10 minutes
>>
>>173715603

Didn't say that. But people with busy lives who planned to jump on when the event hit and play for an hour, who were going to casually decide to purchase some lootboxes (perhaps because they know they won't have much time to play) either may decide they don't want to anymore after seeing the servers being down, or since they can't log on don't purchase them and then forget or don't care the next time around.

I know this is a possibility because I am one of these people.
>>
>40k Ahead of me.
Just fucking kill me, sempai
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>>173716198
I always love the people who go "of COURSE Blizzard is going to lose money over this, I'm not giving them ten dollars!"
>>
is the queue a real thing or is it just to keep people from spam loging in?
feels like everyones gotten in at the same time before
>>
>>173716081

So how does it work then, does the queue number ever update? And how long does it usually take to get through the queue?
>>
>>173716327
Same. ;-;
>>
>queue is not decreasing

How in the hell?
>>
>>173716330

>You are the only person in the world in this situation
>implying time isn't money, and an hour of servertime lost is money lost
>>
the static queue is just to prevent people from spamming about server errors.
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>>173716568
>>173716673
>>
>>173716623
>there are no operational costs involved in preventing this ultimately infinitesimal downtime
>the measly amount of money lost in purchases wouldn't be fucking dwarfed by the costs
>implying Blizzard makes money at a flat rate based on total user hours
If you think just a few steps ahead of your assertion you'll understand why you're being fucking retarded.
>>
>>173716101
>everyone and everything that doesn't think like me is my boogieman tumblr!
Says the faggot who starts crying about /pol/ whenever someone says the word nigger
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>50k in queue
>>
>>173716836
See
>>173713857
and fuck off
>>
IT DROPPED
50k to 20
>>
>queue finally making progress, at 3000
>get booted out of the queue
>try to log back in
>30k players in front of you

I'LL JUST GO DO SOMETHING ELSE THEN

JEEZ
>>
>>173716813

>implying either of us know what the cost of the rented servers or the amount of money lost in an hour is.
>Implying it isn't a peak of activity right now due to kids getting out of school
>not just agreeing to disagree

All I'm saying is that server renting is cheaper than ever and as technology improves as it constantly is it gets cheaper and more commonplace.

>downtime, even for an hour, should be acceptable and the norm
>>
>>173717179
Proving my point.
>>
and it fuckign crrashed again FUCK OFF BLIZZARD FUCKING NIGGER CUNTS
>>
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>went from 20k to 10k
>yesyeeesYEEEES.png
>two second later
>cannot connect to servers

;_;
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>finish brawl
>unexpected server error occurred
>in queue: 40 000 people in front of you
JUST

also playing D.va in the brawl is easymode
>>
>>173717406
>NO U

I don't give a flying ahit about your mental problems, I'm sick of seeing you screaming it every few hours. If that simple concept is beyong your ability to understand then you have far more problems than I thought.
>>
>>173717623
You can stop being triggered now, Anita.
>>
can you 2 fucking faggots stop talking about niggers and just complain about the queues like normal people
>>
>>173717526
Its only a trick to make you think the queue is real
>>
>>173717746
>feed me those yous, it's the only reason i post anything, yum yum yum

Last one, don't eat it too quickly or you'll starve.
>>
IM IN
>>
>>173717867
kek I can feel your butt hurting from here, tumblrina.
>>
FINALLY

got rein skin, ugly as fuck
>>
>>173717939
Then go forth and feel accomplished with your life, knowing that you made someone on the internet slightly pity you.
>>
>>173718073
>rein's skin
>ugly as fuck
How fucking dare you?
>>
>>173718129
Didn't you say that you'd stop replying.
>>
>>173718146
all the blue ones are hideous
>>
>>173718146
-grabs him by the throat- back the fuck off?!?!?!
>>
>>173717350
I'm a sysadmin

I know precisely how much it costs and I know all the extra costs in making a server pci compliant

If you don't then maybe trying to argue this point was a stupid idea on your part?

Also, yes, downtime is expected and fine. 100% uptime is not possible or economical and no one guarantees it.
>>
>>173718246
It's more fun making you say stupid shit.
>>
>>173718640
You mean shit like reply to this post or your mother won't sleep very well tonight?
>>
>>173718756
She never sleeps well anyway.
>>
>>173718756
dude come on
she deserves restful nights, especially lately :(
>>
>In queue
>1000 players ahead of you
fuck at least it's going kind of fast it was 2000 a minute ago
>>
>>173717583
>you will never be inside that belly, giving D.va much needed nourishment

god i wish that were me
>>
>>173718513

Do you work for blizzard? Do you know exactly how much is would cost for them to rent extra servers from specific companies? Are you aware of the fact that one of the largest gaming companies in the world would be able to get a much better deal for rented servers than whatever locally owned and operated business you work for?

And maybe in days past it was acceptable to have downtime, but that is getting less and less acceptable for a world that is so reliant on the internet.

>100% uptime is not possible or economical and no one guarantees it.

This part makes me question the level of expertise you hold in your field. 100% uptime isn't possible, as nothing is ever literally perfect, but 99.99...% is. You do know that there are companies that provide on the fly servers that are allocated to your company in real time based on your needs, right? IE: You suddenly get hit with a spike of activity, at which point the sufficient amount of servers are allocated to your website/game/etc.
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>>173719480
>locally owned and operated
>PCI compliant
Nigga you is a special kind of stupid

And yes, I know what an elastic cloud is you fucking spaz. No, they don't spin up instantly, so they aren't useful for stopping instantaneous spikes.
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ITT: faggots that don't understand how AWS or PCIDSS works
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>>173719480
There are 4 OW events every year.

Let's assume that every OW event is paired with a full hour of downtime. This is a ludicrously high estimate but we're going with it for purposes of this thought experiment.

That's 4 hours of downtime in one year. 365x24=8760 hours in a year.

4/8760=.0004 or .04% downtime

That's fucking fine and absolutely not worth extra costs to mitigate.

We done here, chief?
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>error starting game trying again
>>
>>173719723

>It can't prevent a half hour to an hour+ downtime, which is the exact situation we are talking about.
>This isn't all entirely a moot point anyways because BLIZZARD KNEW ABOUT THIS AHEAD OF TIME and thus could have had servers ready for the spike in activity.

Ya silly goose.

>>173720035

No. Blizzard has more than one game. Including this one game you might have heard of, its pretty big, called World of Warcraft?

Now we're done.
>>
this shit is fucking impossible
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