/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

>>173614784
First for nanotrasen

second for nanotrasen

>>173614784
>Not Spacer's Home
>Nothing from Minus Ten and Counting

>>173615153
Lyra

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQMaKJNKRhk

sadder than sam jones or any other gay filk shit

I will try this again

second for nanotrasen

>>173615153
I have no waifu

>>173615153
Souhei

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Remember to to lynch the waifufags

If you're reading this post, you must respond with the name of your husbando or your mom dies in her sleep tonight.

>>173615153
Sandy

>>173615153
Ashe Mallory
>>173615538
Harvey Zadovsky

>>173615538
My own static

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>>173615391
>dissing filk

>>173615153
[(My static) in a desperate attempt at someone replying to this post acknowledging my character and therefore making my life worth living]

>>173615538
Patrick Bateman!
Samwell Benitez!
Allen Baker!

>>173615153
Anne Tagg

>>173616027
SJ is actually way worse than shiggy desu lad

>>173615930
>tfw don't even have the confidence to shill myself

>>173616194
And Shiggy is way worse than my true husbando Allen Baker

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I wish there were more animated drink sprites.

>>173616681
is that dwarven ale on glass?

http://store.steampowered.com/app/630/

fun spess game on steam
it's free

Listen up maggots, I'm the squad leader for Delta. You listen to me and only me out there or none of you will make it back alive.

I'll keep it simple everytime I speak you *salute and everytime the aliens show up you charge at them to melee distance as I escape with my life.

>>173617008
isn't this game ded

>>173617345
I played a bit this weekend, and it seemed lively

itt: we post good ideas how to fix ss13

i think vox should be able to Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.

So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.

-KL

Listen up family, i'm this OP's leader.You listen to me and only me out there or none of you will make it back with the disk.

I'll keep it simple everytime I speak you *emag and everytime an assistant is on sight you shoot him with the bazooka.

>>173617546
I am going to strangle you

>>173617546
I know this is Mass Effect but I don't even know what I just read.

>>173614438
Here's a list of common complaints
1.slime race being broken/mutant race
2.everyone goes adamantine/black no one gives a shit about pyrite sepia or blue space
3.Xenobio needs more aliens, you can do xenobio just fine in the library with some windows no need for R walls and security if it's just slimes
If the xenobiologist is good they'll shit out phazon mechs in about 1.5 hours
A third of the cores are shit pet slimes are cool but slow down progress on other things you only want blue space crystals for tunneler memes

>>173617306
>I'll keep it simple everytime I speak you *salute and everytime the aliens show up you charge at them to melee distance as I escape with my life.
I remember once saluting at a random man and then charging into melee distance of xenos and getting caught. Were you that commander? Because if so, *salute.

>>173617812
looks like a spoiler, but whatever, ME:A is shit anyway and the series died on the third game with a changeling sucking his spleen.

How to fix the server:
Ban the coders
Ban the autists
Ban the waifus
(Some of these groups may overlap)

>>173616681
when you sprite it, there will be

Listen up team, I'm the head of staff for security. You listen to me and only me out there or none of you will make it back without valids.

I'll keep it simple everytime I speak you *harmbaton and everytime the manifested ghosts show up you charge at them to melee distance as I escape with my life.

>>173617867
xenobio should be able to capture specimens from the asteroid/vaults, and be able to splice plasmids from them

for example, you could splice a goliath plasmid, apply it to someone and they get a brute damage reduction

hivelord gives you a longer grab reach, so you can reach items 2 tiles further

cyberhorror makes you get ability to produce 3u of medical nanobots every 10 minutes etc.

Can I play a chief hanlon style squad leader on colonial marines

>feed false information to command to claim the xenos are way stronger than they actually are
>try and convince people to just give up and withdraw to save the lives of marines
>if called out for it I will make a public announcement and apology and then shoot myself in my office

>>173618086
>hivelord
>grab reach
>not regeneration

What are the shittiest AIs you've encountered?
I'll start:
>Be CE
>Walk into Upload
>AI in sec channel: HAAAAALP
>AI comes to holopad: Hi, what do you want?
>4 sec officers barge in and arrest me, the CE, for being in Upload
>Later released

>>173618212
grab reach is more unique than shitty regen

>>173618424
>regen
>SHITTY
what the fuck man

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Why is /vg/station hidden from Byond's server list?

>>173618484
because its achieveable by many means already, why not have something unique for xenobiologists?

Listen up team, I'm the director for research. You listen to me and only me out there or none of you will make it back with illegal guns.

I'll keep it simple everytime I speak you *ignore the rnd bell and everytime the rogue borgs show up you charge at them to melee distance as I escape with my life.

>>173618503
Why not?

>>173618503
Because we have enough shitters without even opening it up to the public.

>>173617994
>Shepard
Can't be ME:A

>>173618503
to prevent us becoming yogor hippie

>>173618591
Because I don't see how hivelords relate to grab reach, I see them more related to summoning chunks of yourself and healing yourself.

>>173618397
Wew, how garbage. Was it on asimov?

>>173618684
What's wrong with yogstation and hippie station?

@173618745
(You) are

>>173618687
tentacles

>>173618086
Asteroid mobs can't spawn from gold cores btw

>>173615153
>waifupost got deleted
What janitor did this?

>>173619154
It's because it had the "or your mom dies in her sleep" meme attached

>>173619097
Hivelords don't have tentacles, or at least they don't have tentacles that reach very far or don't detach from their bodies. Goliaths have tentacles though although I don't think tentacles would be very good for grabbing things.

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STOP posting waifus that aren't Mallory Brooks

>>173619573
who?

>>173619340
maybe give them a bullwhip-like attack then with the goliath plasmid and hivelord regeneration

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What's the steps to making a comfy but original bar?

>>173619904
The principal step?
The floor you choose.

>>173619837
I was thinking of being able to rip your limbs off and have them be seperate entities that do things and being able to regenerate your limbs and such.

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>>173618503
Why ask questions you know the answer to?

>>173615552
>Ckey instead of their static

>>173619904
The colours of the back of those sofas is triggering the hell out of me

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>>173618745
>what's wrong with yog or hippie?
You have to go back.

>login
>Who
>Roosterbooster
>Check crew manifest
>no Ricky Stick
>Logout

>>173620028
good luck c*ding that, currently hands can't even stick to arms when you cut an arm off

>put your ckey as the smartest and greatest inventor alive
>play a retarded powergaming anime waifu shitter

>>173620497
That's why it would be over powered

>>173620614
who?

>>173620997
sounds like elon musk/souhei

>>173621142
ah, that makes sense. thanks anon

Hippie Station 13 is the best server!!!
>Hippie Station 13 is the best server!!!
Hippie Station 13 is the best server!!!
>Hippie Station 13 is the best server!!!
Hippie Station 13 is the best server!!!
>Hippie Station 13 is the best server!!!
Hippie Station 13 is the best server!!!
>Hippie Station 13 is the best server!!!

>>173618720
Of course it was

>tfw science bombs medical
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYG2tF4iObM

dude bombs lmao

>>173620614
remember that night they got antag 7 times in a row, and 3 of those times they were ling and did nothing all shift

>>173621496
This really does sum up THE WILD RIDE in a nutshell.

>rev round
>mass bombing
When will you fucking ban these shitlords?

>>173620181
im sorry my dude i think i applied the color filter twice to one of them whilst making the sprites.

>>173621767
this time the bombs actually killed the heads

>>173621767
H O R A T I O
O
R
A
T
I
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>>173621824
scratch that, neinhaus made the sprites, i just butchered them

>>173621767
Did it end the round in favour of the bomber?
Did it kill any other revs or fuck the rev up?
Did you ahelp it?

>>173621767
cringe

>>173618503
>>173620114
I need more of these pictures in my life

>>173621767
>rev round
>go afk
fuck rev rounds

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>>173622261

Which waifu has the pineapple fanta?

kill yourselves waifufags

Which waifu would be the best match for this guy >>173622647?

I want souhei paralyze sting me and choke me out!

>>173622805
Hanako!

>join as clown
>immediately flashed
>get handed a bomb and told to kill the CE
>go to engineering
>they're on high alert, get tased
>eventually get free
>no idea what the bomb's signaller code is
>tell the CE I'm in his office
>the moment he comes into view open the bomb valve manually
>honk

>all these shit tier waaifus being posted nowadays
>nobody posting me

why do people only like neon haired sluts with a cutesy schtick?
why do they not want people with real personality that isn't "HEEHEE I M CUTE HUN"? or normal colored hair and eyes?

>>173623023
want to be waifus together? We can be rude to each other

>>173623023
I want Lisa tovir to force feed me deep fried tacos before beheading me because of the drug cartel!

>>173623023
>I'm not like those other waifus

>>173622805
Surfer brooks!

>>173623023
Who are you then, nerd?

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>>173614784
I went to the park today and played Dawson's Christian on my guitar (second ever time playing in public)

Ask me anything

>>173623023
It's because this is an anime website so waifus will appear anime

>>173623023
I gave a trauma to mine's static so no deal.

>>173623760
How do you spell the name of the captain of the christian?

favorite fruit?

>>173623760
Where are you on the spectrum?

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>tfw you will never get fan art on this level

ginger is so lucky

>>173625118
(commissioned)

You're lurking maint and you encounter an assistant wearing a gold ID, prison gear, a plant bag on his belt, and he's speaking gutter. He offers you some beer and a fried cockroach. What do you do?

>>173625719
Accept this hardworking man's generous offer in his own language.
Gutter pride, station wide.

>>173625118
that doesn't even look like ginger

>>173625118
that wasnt even fanart of ginger
that was an image someone pulled off of tumblr and used to shitpost you idiot

>>173625810
>>173625719
>literally speaking black market language
out of here scum

>>173625118
I see nothing that ties this to us

>>173626193
>not speaking the best language
>being a tradeband/chinglish speaking ponce

baka
Gutter is the language of a man who works for a living. Sure, that work might be nicking shoes and selling them at a markup, but it's still more work than your average tradeband speaker ever does.

>>173625719
Get him some booze I stole from the bar, food I cooked in my own campfire and chill with the guy. Assistants, traitors or not, have a bond like cargo, you dont validhunt someone who openly shows to not be a threat, they can kill the rest of the station all they want, I dont mind.

The danger has passed and I have turned off the bunker.

>>173625847
>>173626345
That's because it's actually fanart of kammer

>>173626648
How about you fuck off with this 'muh VG is dying' shit and turn the fucking bunker back on?
We were just getting back to decent, fun 40-50pop highpop a week ago and now you have to let all the shitters in again?

>>173626854
Anyone that has ever joined can join, meaning that all the shitters that have already joined recently can join.

>>173626854
Excuse me I don't understand. What does turning the bunker on yesterday have to do with last week?

We are at the low point in terms of players, firmly between winter and summer holidays. 40-50 highpop and 5-15 lowpop is anticipated for this season.

The bunker does not have immediate ramifications on this. Only extended periods of blocking new users does.

>>173618503
it's a private server intended for a specific community with an active playerbasw

hello im pubes1 and im very gay and suck many hard peenus weenuses haha

>>173627398
>5-15 lowpop
I don't know which server you're playing on but I want to join. The only way we're getting 5-15 lowpop is if the server crashes or doesn't let half the playerbase in.
Granted, that happens so fucking often lately that you might as well be right.

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>Cult summons Nar-Sie
Wat do?

>>173624904
Jayme Dawson
Oranges

>>173624917
Not on the spectrum. What made you think I am?

>>173627831
Go to the bar, grab a smoke, maybe a drink if the bartender's still there/left stuff out on the counter, and await death.

>>173627831
Crawl into the armoury and cry

>>173627720
how can you like lowpop?

>>173627398
Not him, but desu, we could keep the bunker on forever and we would be fine, I miss last summers maximum of 35 players, especially when we didn't have Rin and Avada shitposting, 5-15 lowpop is comfy as fuck Probe. The other anon might be angry but he isnt wrong about you focusing too much on getting more players sometimes, ditch that focus, we dont need TG pop at all, every time we exceeded 50 shit went awfull, even today we have players who use k, kek and lmao ingame, you want to make things worse by doing a population polarity shift?

>>173628314
all lowpop takes is one clown to grab the disk at roundstart because there are no heads

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clutter conversion new meta

where's that map reset sound that just played from?

>>173627831
Space yourself in hopes of finding the derelict

>>173626362
Just because I trade legally unlike you does not mean I do less work.

>>173627831
If chaplain, pray to chosen deity for means to fight the monster
If regular crew, try not to get harvested
If cultist, run face first into narnar to become a harvester

>>173628301
less chaotic more rp

>>173628513
check the files in this
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/9979

>get table converted
>do nothing for about 5 minutes, then make a hidden wall room for the boss and go to discreet locations in the station to stab myself
>effortlessly deceive my boss, who walked in on the aftermath
>go to engineering office to start on my bloody crusade
>turns out we don't have to
>cult accomplice yells out "LET'S DO IT!"
>Right when HoS opens the airlock
>accomplice fidgets
>I walk up to HoS
>Face to Face
>nose to nose
>i'm staring into his soul
>" 'Scuse me"
>Lets me and accomplice by
>go and summon narnar

Just kidding, Joachim, you had me dead to rights, I was just lucky I was running out of health and decided to not actually do that room.

>>173628314
I like playing when there's 20-30 players. Should I enforce that rule over others opinions?

The panic bunker is a shield to protect the server from unusual shittery. It isn't a sword to exact policy.

>>173622357
please, keep them coming

>>173628556
>t. bird trading "legal" stunprods and flashes to assistants

At least I'm upfront about being a legitimate businessman.

>>173628676
>pray to chosen deity for means to fight the monster
>deity is Nar-Sie
what do

>>173627831
Escape to space but still die because simple mobs are not affected by space in any way so they can move directly towards you no matter where you are

>>173628836
I do not understand, gutter would be more of a vox thing due to the """legal""" trading.
Tradeband is for legal trading.
Gutter is for illegal trading.

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>tfw everyone knows you're a fuck up and you get tricked into just "being quiet until the time comes" in virology while everyone is hailing nar nar

>summon a second narnar with angry eyebrows drawn on to fight the first one.

I really want to see that vod of that streaming incident earlier.

>>173628994
>he hasn't seen all the bird traders spouting tradeband at assistants while waving around flashes

>>173629093
Sounds like a facade to make it seem like they're doing it legally

>>173628763
You don't get to force anyone and neither do I, your mentality of even more players will end up fucking you up and does nothing but bring in more and more people, most of them not really adapting to /vg/, but ah well, gotta get them players, right probe. Think all you want that you can save this place or massively improve it by bringing in more and more people, its your right butn just because you have the right to think so doesn't mean you are correct, a round can be made great with just 3 players, 56 of them can't do the same. Quality over quantity always wins, but sure, go ahead and say Im demanding you force the bunker on forever when I said we would be fine if it was, only thing I told you to do is ditch the "more the merrier" atitude, you dont need to go aggro on me either.

>>173628994
traders unfortunately cannot learn both gutter and tradeband without dumping common

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>>173629041

>>173628852
Obviously the cult is a heretical branch of the Nar-Sie faith, they have summoned a demon rather than a god, you must put it down lest the corruption and heresy spreads further

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>>173616681
I wish there were more drinks
I wish people drank drinks

>>173629497
I wish being drunk didn't make you run around "confused"
it's a really bad effect

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Reformation gamemode when?

how to be a mime
1. steal the bleach bottle from the janitor's closet
2. empty it
3. fill it with water
4. wordlessly force feed it to people in the hallways until you are arrested
5. don't explain yourself because you're a mime

>tfw want to discuss secret greytiding strategies but I don't want to let shitcurity in on our tricks

>>173630302
I'm on to your tricks and schemes, I play assistant AND security

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>>173630070
Never

>>173630459
>95 theses to destroy the most powerful institution in Europe

Someone code a toggle all/none option on the ID computer

>>173630070
when you Actually that's a good idea, we could try to do that but how it would even work? how would it be the game start and how would you get the materials? i think for starters we should get something like an especific combination of letters and numbers and underscores. A very specific and big combination actually, that would take time and efford from the one making it. And since you sir, are the one who had the idea in the first place i'm pretty sure you would be amazed to know that you can make this wondrous creation on your own. Good luck and i'll wait for that gamemode when you finish it. I'm pretty anxious about it.

free kingston

how to be an assistant
1. steal mildly sensitive stuff
2. get set to arrest for stealing things
3. hide your toys behind a false wall no one will ever find unless they go through maint with a fine toothed comb rubbing their hands on all the walls
4. turn yourself in
5. once you are released, use your toys to steal even more stuff

>>173630934
>steal toys
>never get to use toys because can't be seen with them

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>>173630836

>>173631019
it's more or less true sadly, I once stole some shotguns as a grey and I never got to use them because it was extended

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>worshiping primordial forces

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>>173631619
>worshiping primeval forces

Gosh, I've played this game long before like once as a janitor and there are races now? Much more players as well. Can I just hop in or should I do some spectating first?

>>173629240
Your are injecting your own view onto me and expecting me to deal with it.

Good DAY SIR

>>173632092
Best way to learn is to just start playing

Start with any non-head job other than engineering or security

Worst AI ever.

>>173631619
>not workshipping Mr Clean

>>173629497
>>173629970
The crew would be drunk all the time if it had some powergaming benefit. For instance smoking doubles as a O2 mask and can be injected or dipped in beneficial chemicals. Drinking just makes you loose control. Honestly it should be a supplement for pain killers at low doses and loss of control in high doses.

>>173632351
>why cant you catch a powergamer with all access, roundstart hardsuit and the cap laser fucking off to space?

memes

>>173632364
or negate zas damage. ever hear about people who get hit by cars or in car wrecks who were drunk and take far less damage because their body went limp?

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>>173632137
>Oh no, people say their own opinions and clash them harmlessly in a anonymous malasian shitposting gathering site, time to reply in a aggressive manner.
if I didn't know any better, id figure youd be serious probe, glad you still have a sense of humor.

>>173632649
no but seriously I'm not here to be your strawman. I turned on the bunker for a reason and turned it off when the reason expired.

I don't exist for you to get mad at.

>>173632364
I didn't mention any powergaming benefit, I just hate the drunk "confused" walk

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>>173633269
I never got mad at you Probe, I even pointed out how the other guy was indeed mad but had a a point I agreed with, of all people I hate, you aren't one of them, I know you try your best to be the mediator between coders and players, even if many anons disagree with your ideas. Stop agressively implying Im being mad at you, I disagree with you and think your ideas will fuck up inevitably, but other than that I have no reason to so much as insult you, keep suggesting Im mad and that you are exclusively here to serve as a means for me to get mad at something and then I am going to start hating you.

https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues/14623
THE SNEAKY CODERS ARE TRYING TO TAKE OUR PIZZAS

>>173633584
Probe is obsessed with the thread whom he believes to be obsessed with him. He thought he had a personal shitposter that woke up everyday at about 1pm GMT+1 and shitposted about him.

Ironically probe shitposts about players he doesn't like, somebody had evidence of it too and he kept denying it still.

>>173633974
I pretty much only open the thread when I have something to say sorry.

>>173633584
If my post didn't apply to you then it couldn't be directed at you.

>>173634059
Who the fuck are you?

>>173634059
Looks like it was quite literally directed at him

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>>173634059
I am literally the one you answered to probe.

>Max Cooper
Fucking hell
That Roboticist should be hanged.

free kingston

>>173634327
he's funny tho

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i love revsquad, it's always so brutal

>>173634327
agree

>>173628821
here ya go

>go out for a smoke intending to latejoin
>get back and round is already over
Hmmm

>>173634327
he was greytiding for no raisan that one round
we have enough greytiders as it is

Hello RD I'd like an id change and *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep*
>there is no longer a station.

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DEADMIN WHEN

>>173634464
>Do you speak the working man's tongue?
>Explode

>>173634417
>he's funny tho
When?

>>173634317
I was referring to the original person who quoted me, to whom this thrilling comment chain was directed to.

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>>173634059
>I pretty much only open the thread when I have something to say sorry.

Sometimes what you have to say is "anonymous" shitposting. I've seen you in the discord claim there are people shitposting about you at specific times too. Why lie on the internet when somebody can drag up everything you've said in this community in minutes?

I think Kaylie Morgan the CMO Vamp is gone
RIP

>>173634524
I wasn't even a rev, I just wanted to know if you were cool enough to choose gutter. If you did have gutter, I would have asked to get the disk so I could stuff it into the vault safe I opened up.

>>173634617
Why the fuck did you answer me instead of him if it was clearly not me that started to angrily talk at you. Fucks sake probe, and you wonder why people shitpost at you, you have a good intention but your execution is fucking awfull.

>>173634620
Hey look, proof of the claim about shitposting.

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I love this man! I want to be his loving wife! I want to cook and clean for him and I want him to relieve his stress on my ass!

I voted for Dragonbro and Bobda to get admin on the polls, who did you vote for?

>>173634327
do you feel antagonized?

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>>173627398
You sound like pic related

>>173635846
Niehaus is a shit underage spriter from a shit server whose only good contribution was sofas and whose worst contribution was making the godawfull air tank sprites that kolith, the fucker who doesn't even play here anymore, tried to force.

free kingston

>>173635924
stop posting about yank politics, half the players are english and we dont understand your shitty ""democracy""

if you're gonna make a political reference at least reference the tudors

>>173636001
but he didn't make the air tank sprites
like unironically he had no part in their creation

>>173636001
>shitposting about kolith

hello kolith

>>173636104
>stop posting about yank politics, half the players are english and we dont understand your shitty ""democracy""
>cant even speak his mined without getting fined or jailed
>death penalty for insulting mudshits
>has the nerve to put democracy in quotes when talking about America
Anglo-cucks.

>>173636104
>half the players are english
lmao no

>>173636114
Who mad them? They dont fit the game at all so I want to see what other sprites they made

>>173636412
the united kingdom has had
>TWO elected leaders of the country

How many has america had? Maybe it's time we started calling you ameriCANT

>>173636610
It was a port from some other place, no idea which. Might be able to find out from the PR itself.

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free kingston
>>173636412
"""""""aryan"""""" posters

one word
sawbones

Am bored, give ideas to code

>>173636610
some cunt called "Ausops"

>>173636728
d e l e t

>>173636879
a better community

>>173636879
A paintable pAI screen, so you can draw dicks on the fly.

pAI software refunds with a huge warmup.

>>173636001
He's not underage anymore

>>173614784
>Solarious unbanned
>Garrus unbanned
>Celt unbanned
>Curver unbanned

Is that image completely wrong now?

weird fuckign question but someone redpill me on the scaleniggers in this game

>>173636879
Make security antags again

>>173636879
Landline telephones with the possibility of wiretapping

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>>173636879
Pork and beans, beans on toast.

>>173636001
if he can give us better formal wear and business casual then id zuck his dink for a twenty

>>173637436
>americans have never come home after a long day at school to have beans (and mini sasuages) on toast

I weep for their childhood

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>>173637102

Half of those people were never baned, Kharkov72.

>>173627398
>reddit spacing
(lol

>>173638229
I'm not Kharkov72.

You have 2 more attempts at guessing. Do you need a clue?

>>173637223
They can already be

>>173637223
I think that's just a flag the admins can turn off if they choose.

>>173638298
What does he mean by this

We need to have a serious conversation about the server and the problems facing it. I've got a few ideas about how to save /vg/

Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.

So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.

-KL

>>173636879
make xenobio great again

>>173639707
you posted this like ten minutes ago bro cool it

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cut3

>>173639756
>not pissing on the plants of the guy you just zandatsu'd

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>>173639934
w-what

>>173639756
>he fell for my tricks twice

You'll never be good enough to stop me

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>>173640057
fuck off kid your cereal's mine

>>173636879
More secondary round modifiers, like the triumvirate AI.
Ideas:
Low budget round
>no headsets or PDAs, station bounced radios removed from emergency crates. intercomms only
Meteor warning
>meteors will hit the station at a slow but constant rate, extra shielding spawns in engineering but someone needs to set that shit up
Psychic drone
> rimworld style, shit fucks up a random group, e.g. males only, vox only causing large amounts of pain, will shift intensities and targets throughout the shift. Can be blocked with tinfoil hats or treated with painkillers

>>173640236
>low budget
Its like you want me to hide in maint all shift and not interact because traitors will have a free ticket to murderbone with absolute impunity.
>meteor warning
Yeah, what thriling shit, having the engine obsessed nerds who cant for the life of them repair shit right set up shielding they wont bother to look at
>psychic
Oh goodie, you force everyone to powergame tinfoil hats and to barge into medbay for painkillers since medbay never makes them

>>173636879
The whole credit part of mining is retarded, but even if you keep that shit then why do I have to return to the station to relinquish them, and why does officer FUCKING beepsky stun then drag me to sec when I put my ID into the ATM?

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>tfw you think a borg is not rogue but it is actually rogue and almost gets you and your buddies killed

>>173640443
spotted yred

>>173623023
sharon?

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why the fuck virologists start with only 3 dishes. you cant make anything from that, making your job mainly useless without calling cargo jews, which will never deliver your crate because they will be busy being niggers

and even when you recieve a crate, a cmo who is busy dicking around will never open it for you, because you dont have access to it for some fucking reason

fix the virologists coderbus, or nobody will ever play them

>>173641516
>going around in captain armor and poly acid revialver
deserve a job ban for being a greentiding shit

>>173641516
you just don't know how the virology mechanics work is all

>>173641516
Viro traitor is too fucking OP for that.

>>173641637
what makes you think that from his post?

>>173641516
You just get the non-existent CMO to open the virus crates you ordered from cargo.

>typed two entire Lovecraft stories
I'm surrpised no one lynched me

>>173641516
Fuck you faggot. You made me buy you 3 crates with my own money then didn't wire me the money then made me send you an additional 3 crates that didn't get delivered because the fucking round ended.

Quit your faggotry

>>173641516
You can isolate infected blood to make new strains. Read the wiki.

>>173641516
how many crates do you usually need? I play as CMO often and I order like 2-3 crates, is that enough for viro?

>>173641863
>>173641667
this

>>173641516
>not reading the wiki

>>173641516
You don't get to get angry about roles being too hard if you don't understand either how to powergame the roles or the way they're meant to be played.

>>173641680
less powerful than atmos, and atmos has no safeguards like that
>>173641637
says the nigger who lubed entire station

>>173641887
>I play as CMO often
Maybe we play different timezones but there's never a CMO.
Also I'm not that autistic frogposter.

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>>173641516
You quite literally know the role so little you don't know that making more dishes is already piss easy, didn't bother to read the wiki and still complain with a pepe image. Id say Im surprised but I really aint.

>>173642145
well in lowpop there always be almost no heads

>>173642793
There are always heads. Like Traitor Captain and Clown Captain.

>>173642793
Aye but it just seems silly.
You're a virologist yet you can't open your own god damn crate.

>>173642926
if literally every viro ever didn't keep all the deadly shit "just in case" then it wouldn't need to be CMO locked CUNT

>>173641516
You can literally get every symptom while not opening a single crate. Hell, I'm not sure you even save time by ordering a bunch.

Non antag virologists WHEN

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What do you guys think about the Stellaris Nanotrasen I made?

>>173643767
>paranoina
>not paranoia
>right then and there
>not right there and then

>>173643767
Capital T, NanoTrasen

>>173643908
>>173643940
Well shit, I goofed.

what security rank/alert level is required to order stun revolvers from cargo?

>>173643767
>doesn't mind most alien races
what serb are you playing on roodypoo

>>173643940
Prove it

>>173643990
While we're pointing out typos:
>has their name implies

>>173644048
Green, stun revolvers are just better tasers

>>173644048
first off cargo doesn't make those
second off green

>>173644065
Prove what

>>173644048
Armory access most likely.

>>173644048
Regular security access is enough to open the crates, armory for lockboxes.

>>173643767
>repugnant
>solitary
i see what you did there

>>173643767
next make jew vox

how'd the r-ust round go, had to go cook dinner, are the mommis still mad?

>>173647553
malf AI with 1 borg

>>173641516
Reinforced floors and IEDs will let you bust open crates without having to nag the CMO.

>>173647638
Was that the round where eight people got electrocuted by one maint door?

>>173647638
One borg is all you need if that borg is hachi and he gets the peacekeeper module

>>173647749
Sounds like it. How the fuck did that many people die to the same door?

>>173647974
bloodrocuted

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>>173641516
>implying you're not dead weight with or without your lil dishies

>secborgs
>only stuns that work against it are hyper rare traitor items or a short melee range flash
>has a 5 shot ranged stun that 1 hits anything that isnt another borg or a yred on creatine
>moves as fast a human
>can move even FASTER than a human with a robotics upgrade
>300+hp
>all access all day
>zas proof
>fire proof
>can be disabled by a console that only 6 people have access to and can be preemptively shut down with no work at all
>balanced

>>173648112
emp need to be more accessible

>>173648112
ions are not hyper rare traitor items
Why don't you get a chemist to make you emp grenades

>>173648112

This is dumb, we have ion rifles for this exact reason. In fact, more ion rifles spawn than borgs when the round start so there are plenty to handle the silicons.

>>173648194
borers lmao

>>173648283
I have actually saved a guy from a rogue borg with the borer EMP once, tased him and grabbed him to dispose of the body and got vagblasted by EMP outta nowhere.

Only once though, every other use of that ability has been to piss off sec when I'm in a clown.

>>173636001
Hi yclat

>>173648112
It's pretty easy to bop the silicons if you keep an eye on them.

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what did he mean by this?

>>173648194
its a problem of they barley do dick to cyborgs but 1 hit anyone with robo organs/limbs
>>173648253
when was the last time you saw someone buy them. The emp grenades suck horribly and the chem reaction needs uranium and is even worse than the traitor grenade
>>173648281
>only in armory
>no other way to get them
>if sec sees you with it then its a instant arrest
>only 3 people have access to armory (warden hos cap)
>only does a 10 second stun
>the same size as a shotgun
>somehow balances borgs
>>173648681
>have a camrea console and robotics console with you at all times JUST INCASE
Hi yred!

>>173649076
ions are not hyper rare traitor items

>>173649076
Sec gets cameras and flashbangs, plus the armoury if they press themselves a little. Any head can check the cameras on the bridge (or steal the console ahue). And anyone can overcharge a camera or get a cam chip if they feel like a fagass powergey shiter ajhsdlkjfhalskjf

>>173648446
I remember using it to delete two borgs and the laser weaponry of the guy that emagged them. He damn near shat a brick when my host got up and deployed an esword he stole from evidence.

>>173636879
Boarding pods
>2 man pods similar to the escape pods, but with a drill tip nose ram
>fired from syndie shuttle/other source like a torpedo
>punches a hole through the outer hull at a random mapper specified point before anchoring itself and depositing its cargo

Could be an event, something like space pirate raids

>>173649076
robo's job to deal with the silicons matey

Also no excuse not to watch sillycones as sec

>>173636879
expand xenobio with
>>173618086
this idea

>>173649605
i think cluster originally wanted something like this for nukies as a alternate entrance for the nuke ops like how the teleporter console board is a diffrent way for ops to board and was basically the only reason he merged holomaps for nukies because for some reason he hated the idea of nukies having holomaps

>>173650137
It was something to do with one op forgetting to deathgasp fucking over the entire squad.

>>173648112
>he doesn't know about the other way to stun borgs

>trader
>got staff of changed by another trader
EXCOMMUNICATED FROM THE VOX METACLUB

>>173650595
I was a survivor

Also I would've at least turned you back into a human but you ran off before I could fix things

I spent the rest of the shift "disarming" xenos into monkeys

>deff wizard
>free foken orb eye thingy
>just summon magic and watch the station burn

>>173650708
I was also a survivor
traditionally traders leave each other alone when they roll antag

>>173636879
Emergency launch button for escape pods that only works after the shuttle docks at the station

>>173650813
wow that's some pretty metagayme right there, now I'm going to roll trader constantly and shit all over my fellow traders as soon as I get antag.

>>173650948
not for long
vox traders are going to be removed from roundstart antag rolls soon

>>173651096
That would be gay

>>173651096
until it backfires horribly and the job becomes Sec jr for valid hunters everywhere

>>173651139
t. spacewalkin' memestingin' durgen

>>173651230
>i-it'll be reverted! j-j-joke's on you!!
t. digitalis

>>173650906
>there's a 15% chance to misfire and take you to the clown roid, derelict, russian sat, etc.

>>173651239
who

>>173651239
actually I was this reply >>173651230

>>173651230
That's exactly what will happen
>He's a trader, therefore he can't be antag! PROMOTE HIM!

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>>173653619
>command promoting or recruiting birds at all
>trader birds ever joining sec wilingly
>trader birds being robust
Anon, please

>>173653939
They're the same as any other player

I had a dream I was in ss13 and I found the Research Director's ID. I brought it to the HoP computer and gave myself all access as a janitor.

>>173653939
>trader birds being robust
half of the traders traders are robust shitters

Someone's getting metagrudged next round :^)

>>173654759
so like two?

>>173654691
No, they really arent. Traders, not vox mind you, are a complete mixed bag, with a lot of them playing trader for comfyness and rp, not exactly valid hunting and sec work, some of then, maybe, but command has a ton of other people to promote, of everyone to recruit, trader birds are the worst picks.

>>173654821
yeah there are 2 specifically I can think of that are scary robust

>>173654926
server culture can change
traders used to be "lolol lets steal all the head lockers" and they were kill on sight inside of any department
now they behave somewhat better and are almost treated like crew members

>>173655236
It can, but right now its awfully tilted towards rp birds rather than "ANTAGS DEAD, EMAGS STOLEN, ARMORY NICKED, WE EARNED MUCH COIN, SQUAAAK" birds, get me? Till that changes, promoting traders is both stupid and unlikely to happen anyways, they are still held to space law if they are in the force and nobody likes having admins breathe down your neck when shitter mcantag ahelps about you being the reincarbation of Joseph Hitler

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>>173655661

>>173655891
I remember playing trader circa may 2016 when every round was like that picture
it was so much fun

>>173656057
holy shit have we really had traders that long

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>be vampire
>dont do any my gay shit objectives
>dont even drink blood
>just bomb the entire station lmao

reddit showed me this server, and truly, this is the true ss13 experience LMAO

>>173656217
Enjoy your stay.