/meg/ - Mass Effect General

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1st for pure.

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Cora best girl.

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>>173592224
2nd for best waifu

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xth for Director Tann secretly wants your dick inside him.

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>>173592364
you lose furfag

MEA doesnt feel right because of the road trip like sentiment of everyone. it feels too casual, the dialogue doesnt convey the desperate situation everyone is in. I mean the kett? thats horror stuff like humans turning into husks, planets are fucked up and people are trapped in cryo but everyone still cracks jokes. the general feeling should be as depressing as previous titles, thats what made them good. because you knew shit was fucked and it added a certain gravity to every mission. MEA is just too happy and cheesy, a shame actually.

>>173592628
it's a new galaxy. enjoy the moment

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>>173592317
The first and the greatest.

This thread has been claimed in Sara's name, therefore it's rated PG.

Keep discussion friendly and tasteful.

>>173592672
there is nothing to enjoy about the situation everyone is in. the whole project was a disaster and the lifes of everyone are at stake.

Jack is best girl

>>173592462
You could make a carpet out of that curry

>>173592729
i got a nice ship and make new friends. even get a girlfriend. that's pretty cool

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This is Andromeda, say something nice to it.
https://www.spacetelescope.org/images/heic1502a/zoomable/

>>173592742
Vetra better girl.

>>173592798
but your dad died and everyones life depends on you. doesnt add much to the setting when the characters act like naive idiots. it destroys the game in a way.

>>173592458
I'd fuck Tann, the hate fuck would be crazy

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>>173592806
Eos is the best planet.

>>173592873
it doesn't even have a worm

FEMALE BATARIANS WITH FOUR BREASTS DLC WHEN

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>>173592686
Report anyone else.

How the fuck are Asari Swords considered balanced?
>Same damage as a Krogan Hammer
>Teleports you forward by like 10 meters. Effectively functions as a mini charge
>You have invulnerability frames for half the melee animation
>It's ultra rare so you get 5 weapon augment slots
Did bioware think this through at all?

FEMALE BAVARIANS WITH FOUR BREASTS DLC WHEN

Also the characters are just so unintresting, there is nothing special about them. they are just the standard squadmate tropes.
the NPC's are all unintresting aswell, did every decent writer leave Bioware?
we had a fuckload of unique characters in the OT, what the fuck happened?

>>173593075
>Bavarians

>>173592992
>there are people out there right now that missed the asari sword
I laugh so hard.

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>>173592628
I mostly miss the paragon/renegade system.

It would give people that option to go with a more "get shit done dont care what stands in my way" type feeling that Renegade had in the other games. Would of made your interactions with the Angarans alot more interesting if you did not give a shit about their feelings as much.

If anything papa Ryder should of been kept alive and whichever Ryder you did not pick died at the start. Just from the little you knew him he seemed to carry that attitude with him.

>>173593084
>we had a fuckload of unique characters in the OT
No we didn't, every single one of them was a depthless archetype, specially in Mass Effect 1 when they were just walking encyclopedias for their races.

>>173593117
Yes that's what I said dumbass

>>173593126
>like the omni tool the most
>3 slots
I went with the kett fire sword because there's nothing else to spend helius research on.

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>>173592224

My OC got used for the main image :0

>>173593436
Get back to work on the new one

>>173593075
>tfw you will never have a femBT gf who forcefully pushes your head into her quad breasts in order to "reward the slave"

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Has the guy who went off the jack off to Miranda back yet?

>>173593536
He went to bed an hour ago

>>173593143
killiing DadRyder was the biggest mistake they could've made, he was the only charismatic character and players could connect with him because he is N7, his choices could be the most Renegade shit in MEA and we, as his kids would have to deal with him as operator, not as father.
he alone would've been able to carry an intresting storyarc.

>>173593627
He didn't have any charisma, like pretty much all characters in videogames he is a depthless, walking plot device.

Does Jaal like kids?

>>173593536
>>173593609
still up, how are you guys going?

>>173593678
>still up,
Stop edging and finish already

>>173593627
He was a stubborn idiot.

>>173593723
i did finish, shot it onto a waded up bunch of toilet paper and flushed it down the toilet

sprayed some air freshner and deodorant to try and cover any lingering smells

>>173593661
thats because he got killed off this early so he didnt get fleshed out enough. he had the greatest potential to be a good character.
all we got left is a fuckton of mediocre/bad ones.

>>173593752
exactly that made him an intresting character.

>Startup Mass Effect 2 again.
>Pick Adept
>Pick Insanity

I made a mistake guys.

>>173593627
The only character in the entire game that didn't have a fucking tumlr fanfiction sense of humour

>>173593803
It's a videogame, potential will always be wasted regarding storylines because no competent writer will ever bother with this industry.

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mandatory

>>173593854
>who is Patrick Weekes
Um, okay sweetie.

>>173593802
Pro Tip
the smell still lingers you just can't smell it

>>173593908
I wonder the same, who is Patrick Weekes?

>>173593908
>>173593930
He is Padok Wiks.

>>173593854
MEA is wasted potential the game, cant reach the levels of "could've been" of the OT tho, but thats because people had already little expectations.

>>173593930
Who are you?

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>>173593669

Jaal loves children. He loves them so much, he set up a "pedophile ring", pedophile being translated to him as someone who likes children. He is recruiting others who like children and soon he will have the largest pedophile organization in Andromeda.

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>>173593918
fffffuuuuck

>>173593826
It's not as bad as it seems, especially with Energy Drain

>>173593963
The entire franchise is wasted potential, Mass Effect was already a failure the moment they introduced AN ANCIENT EVIL AWAKENS 3 minutes into the first fucking game.

>>173593669

There probably isn't an Angara who doesn't like kids, they're extremely family oriented.

>>173593969
who who
who who

>>173594020
pedos lol the irish of space

You guys ready for the Quarian Ark? Calling it now.
>Quarian Ark SAM malfunctions when ark hits the Scourge
>Takes control of defenses on Ark
>Quarian pathfinder is incapacitated
>Quarian captain sends warning message out
>Ryder's team finds the Quarian Ark
>Pushing through SAM defenses
>Finds Quarian pathfinder, they're dead
>Ryder's team stumbles into cargo hols to find backdoor into SAM node
>Jumped by SAM defenses
>Bout to die
>Suddenly Geth platforms burst out of cargo
>Some moron smuggled Geth along because muh creators
>Geth have been adapting during whole trip to Andromeda
>Want to help the creators
>Geth platform alpha helps you shut down SAM node
>Quarian captain helps too
>Their life is saved by the Geth
>Geth chosen by Captain to be new Pathfinder for Quarian Ark
Get hype

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>>173593930
He's a mixed bag, that's what he is. He's written some good things but he also ruined the Geth in ME3 and then the Qunari in DAI. I'm very scared for the future of Dragon Age with him as lead writer.

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>>173594151
The Geth must be destroyed

>>173594151
A Reaper followed the Quarian Ark.

>>173594236
It's either Geth Pathfinder or the Quarian SAM gets fucked and the Quarian Pathfinder gets a Geth as their AI.

Just fucking watch. The Geth will be on that Ark.

>>173594151
I still don't understand why the quarians are the leaders of the multispecies ark. They are faggots, they are weak and cannot fight. They are unsuited to the leadership role, given their demonstrated poor judgement. Lastly, they are poor and cannot afford to build an ark. They should be relegated to a position of supplicants.

If anything, the pathfinder should be drell, the financiers volus, and the elcor the soldiers

>>173594292
>more reaper bullshittery
no
you should feel bad for even thinking this would be a good idea

>>173594331
Use some remnant EMP to turn it off, and use it as your main and first warship of the new Nexus fleet.

>>173593985
I'm just getting decimated left and right by everything and even the pawns have armor.

Shoulda gone Infiltrator or Soldier. Adepts going to be impossible.

>>173594151
>inb4 franchise is burned to the ground and never touched again

>>173594370
NO
Let's not add most retarded writting to the already bad writting.

>>173594439
Why not?
The Reapers were right.

>>173594324
The Quarians are the most qualified to have an ark. Between navigation, combat, and general viability, they fit all needs the best. Drell would be a good pathfinder but they would be shitty to run their own ark. It's probably a joint effort between all of those species but the Quarians are most qualified to lead.

>>173594370
>Remnant EMP
Then you get indoctrinated using the ship. Did you fucking learn nothing from ME3?

>>173594298
The Geth pathfinder will end up being a copy of Legion.

And "Ryder Pathfinder" will sound like shit compared to "Shepard Commander"

>>173594292
A Batarian battle Ark (crewed entirely by women with 4 breasts) followed the Quarian ark.

The Geth will bring in much more advanced tech because they spent the 600 year travel studying shit rather than sleeping.

>>173594517
fuck batarians

>>173594292
Stop with this Reddit nonsense. Bunch of fucking manbabies that cannot exist in a world without neverending callbacks.

>>173594168
there is going to be another DA? I thought it was finished.

>>173594471
no, the quarians dont even have enough resources in the MW, doesnt make sense for them to travel to MEA. they cant even settle new worlds.

>>173594546
That'll be the justification for their advanced platforms. A geth pathfinder would actually be great for those species since their environmental needs vary so much i.e volus atmosphere requirements.

>>173594563
>being mean to the Übermensch of Mass Effect

>>173594471
>The Quarians are the most qualified to have an ark
>Quarians are most qualified to lead

Their entire history is one of bad judgements, and they have no money. You are going to ask other species to spend their cash and be led by these incompetent fucks?

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The Quarian Ark will bring incest.

>Sid decides to follow in her sister's footsteps and becomes the biggest slut in Andromeda

>>173594563
Batarian Lives Matter=BLM, sounds familiar?

>>173594604
>I thought it was finished.
The last game ended with a companion fucking off to destroy the world you spastic, what do you think?

>>173594324
The quarians are a species entirely made of bad decisions. It suits them perfectly.

>make AI
>freak the fuck out and try to kill it
>get rekt
>leave to space
>don't settle some other planet temporarily
>stay in sterile ships long enough to completely fuck your immune system
>decide to make a multi-species ark instead of just going as quarians
>get delayed
>likely be dumb enough to let geth on board

It's like an entire species of the three stooges.

>>173594604
I know they dont have the resources for it, that's why it's a multi-species effort. But fucking sell me on why the Volus, Elcor, Hanar, or Drell would be better suited to lead an Ark than the Quarians? Half of those races are vassals to other races, dont forget that.

>>173594457
>bad writting was right
No, you are in the minority here.
No one with sane mind would think Reapers were written ok.
Go to be Mac.

>>173594605
Why would there be a geth pathfinder, didn't the arks leave before Shephard dommed the geths into submission?

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>>173594168
>ruined the geth in ME3
Explain.

>>173594647
>Their entire history is one of bad judgements

Name even one.
>inb4 muh geth

Gotta try harder than that.

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>>173594647
This, fuck the Quarians.

>>173594730
not him but
>ME2 we will not chose the the tech of old machines and evlove on our own
>ME3 give us the old machine tech please shepard

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>>173594694
>Blacks discriminated against
>Batarians discriminated against
It adds up

>>173594703
I never played this trash in the first place cunt, just suprised EA wasted money on this shit IP.

>>173594814
Woah, so shepard straight up killed all black people huh

>>173594726
Main arks left little after ME2. Quarian ark would have left after Legions loyalty mission

>>173594814
yeah but the thing is blacks deserve to be shot while batarians are mostly innocent

>>173594828
Stop talking about shit you haven't got the slightest clue on then you melt.

>>173594864
Listen, they were a blight on the universe

>>173594730
>whitewashed their entire history
>made them pinochios

About sums it up.

>>173594721
the quarians cant even settle worlds in the MW, why even travel to MEA if they are just a burden. the other races atleast contributed to the galactic civilazation, quarians are just leaches.

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>>173594814
>>173594653
Why are her lips so thicc.

>>173594653
Female quarians have no interest in their effeminate, simpering, cock-lusting, faggot 'male' quarian relatives.

>>173594864
How many tits do black women have out of interest?

>>173594471
I could see a Drell Pathfinder as more likely than a Quarian Pathfinder.

But I could also see the Drell just settling for Eos and Elaaden as soon as they get here.

>>173594864
they look ugly. good enough reason for genocide

>>173594931
>keep to themselves 99% of the time
>are almost completely self-sufficient
>leeches

que?

>>173594864
batarians innocent? skyllian blitz,mindoir, terra nova etc. If you think batarians are innocent you really are stupid or never played the game

>>173594998
>self-sufficient
LOL

>>173594951
anywhere from zero to three (?) not really sure

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>>173594951
This is a black female specimen.
Could someone analyze her to come up with an approximate amount of breasts that the female in question has?

>>173595024
Suppose they do deserve to be shot then

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>>173594864
eh they both deserve to be shot desu

>>173594967
Honestly can't tell if you're talking about coons or squints.

>>173594998
>self-sufficient
>keep to themselves

>saying this trash when all they do is steal from others

>>173594604
The Spacejews and Jellyfish can provide resources of their own while the Drell can provide a Pathfinder.

Quarian Ark is more of a team effort than the other 4.

>>173595054
It's either 2 or 6

>>173595110
Leave Romania alone

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>>173593869

>>173595113

The quarians have no business running it. Instead, when not tending the engines, they should be licking the sweat of an elcor's balls while being tentacle banged by hanar as a volus breathes heavily and dispenses credits while watching

>>173594889
I asked a question you giant sperg, you just went full autism about it.

>>173594670
A turian will never be the biggest slut in the galaxy so long as asari exist.

This is why Vetra "No Blue on the Crew" has made it her mission to eliminate blueberry life in Andromeda.

>>173594998
did you never pay attention while playing the games?

>>173594864
Name Five Batarians that weren't shitbags.

>>173595000
They are innocent in the same ways the Russians are innocent of shooting down the airliner. The BTs are like the Russians in character, but they are at least better than humans, who are Americans, politically correct sissies, homosexuals and women

>>173595134
Batarians are the kebabs of space. Like the space gypsies no one likes or wants them.
Remember when Zaeed is telling Shepard how the Blue Suns went to shit when Vido started recruiting Batarians?

>>173593979
Further proof that the angara need to be exterminated.

>>173595250
That's not me friend, development on DA4 has started but they're keeping it under wraps for the moment

>>173595113
there is no reason for any quarian to travel to MEA. how fucking dense are you?

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>>173595343
bray was a bro

>>173594998
>Another means of resource income for the Fleet is from whatever system that the Migrant Fleet is passing through at the time; the quarians will strip-mine asteroids for resources with well-trained efficiency. Any other races with industrial or corporate interests in that system will often offer a "gift" of ships, food, or other supplies to encourage the Fleet to leave. Usually, the Admiralty Board accepts the gift, as the Migrant Fleet is in no position to decline resources. In addition, some ships may linger in orbit over inhabited worlds to sell refreshments, supplies, and various trinkets to the locals.

You fucking quarian loving faggot. In ME3, there is also backstory about how they prey on turians

the council telling batarians to go fuck themselves is proof enough

>>173595343
there's that one batarian sidequest giver in me3 who wants you to find the pillars of strength

I want to grope Sid while she is distracted sitting on her fat butt and hacking emails/writing reports/ writing human-turian romance novels!

Songs to listen to while driving the Numad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS5xR7jBxDw

>>173595421
And yet there will be one because fans were all "REEEEE WHERES MUH QUARIANS"

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>closed down embassy on citadel when humans got space next to theirs
>attacked and pillaged human colonies for years
>isolationists
>caste system of government
>actively practice slavery with other races (ie humans)
Batarians did nothing wrong

>>173595703
it just adds to MEA's retarded story

The salarians are just as introverted, nerdy, and unmasculine as the quarians. How come only quarians get derieded for being effeminate?

>>173595782
lizard not normie enough, a turian helmet is like a paper bag

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>>173595782
why do you think?

>>173594151

My hope:

>Quarian, Elcor, Volus, Drell and Hanar Arcs all reached Andromeda together and fairly tightly bunched.

>Elcor Ark is lost to the Scourge via direct fucking collision, this same event traps the Quarian Ark, leaving it unable to move - pinched between the Elcor Ark wreckage and the Scourge. The Drell, Volus and Hanar arks were warned by the Quarians and managed to avoid the threat - fleeing to find help.

>Quarian ark floats through space near the furthest edge of Andromeda all but completely disabled thanks to Quarian technical talent, though the one side of the ark is being slowly withered away by scourge contamination. They attempt to rescue Elcor pods from the neighboring Arks wreckage when they are set upon by a fully active Jardaan scouting/skirmishing force. The fully connected Remnant are an entirely different beast from the leftover tech we've seen. Their cyberwarfare disables the Quarian Sam and knocks their Pathfinder out of the fight entirely. The message you recieve as warning is in hopes that no other SAMs and their Pathfinders will be lost to their AI enemy.

>The BEEG TWEEST is that upon reaching and repairing the Quarian ark you send an SOS pulse that not only excites the Awakened Remnant attacking you - but also notifies the Kett. Shit hits the fan fucking hard when Primus' forces lay into the Ark too until the MOTHERFUCKING GETH ARK arrives on the scene. These Geth initially followed the second wave Arks in secret to attack them, however the Geth collective was reunified and given freedom from their indoctrination 600 years ago - upon arriving the Geth rescue Ryder and the Quarian survivors - driving off the Primus and the Jardaan scouting force both.

>Exposition occurs.

>During all these events you learn that the Hanar and Volus Arks are being pursued by the Kett while the Drell Ark is entirely MIA.

>>173594945
I want a qt effeminate quarian male to softly whimper in my ear as I slide myself inside his silky hole

>>173595671
https://youtu.be/49FWp7WLYKw

Why are sailing shanties so comfy, anon?

>>173595850
oops meant a quarian helmet

>>173595858

Pretty sure not all of the races have their own arks. I think it was implied that the Quarians have an ark which is also carrying Drell, Volus and Hanar.

>>173595782
When your competitors for the title of the faggiest are literally dickless, asexual frogs, it is the opportunity for reflection.

There is not a single quarian male who is not a weak damsel in distress needing rescue, or a womanly, hysterical overreacting tryhard trying to compensate for their weakness

>>173595858
There is only one more ark. Maybe two. The quarian ark is multi-species. The second is a possibility of Cerberus making their own ark in secret and following you. Doubtful though.

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>>173595220
Thank you for the mental image, anon

>>173592224
previous thread:
>>173563035

>>173595983

I'll be kinda sad but I can handle the heartbreak.

If there were multiple arks it'd allow for a wider variety of options. More "save this ark" questlines is helpful because once all the races are united they've used up all of their easiest story arc starter kits.

Nobody can speak for the shit way Bioware calls their writing shots but I'd personally want to have as many easy to write with macguffins as possible.


Lets you garnish this first entry by ending a series of three expansions meant to:

>First confirmed more Jardaan lore - along with hint at possible levels of threat.

>Second continue Kett political storyline - along with properly establishing Primus and finally bleeding through some of the Ketts actual culture.

>Third, cocktease about what attacked the Jardaan. Scourge lore revelations along with more questions.
Seems like a natural progression.

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Reposting non-autist Scott/Sara shit for anyone interested.


>http://imgur.com/a/zaEjX
Autistic Scott/Sara ficanon's work here

>>173593979
I laughed harder than I should have

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>>173596272
SARA IS NOT A SLUT DELET

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>you arent planning on buying any overprized DLC for this beta release of a game, right anon?

>>173595458
Such gendered insults would not be permitted in Mass Effect Andromeda.

>>173596427
Nothing slutty about keeping it in the family, anon.

Haha the Mattock really is as garbage as they say
>Level 5 Mattock has to slowly chip away the health, you'll most likely run out of ammo rather than kill whatever you're shooting at

>>173595782
Salarians are cuter

>>173596028

Fuuuuck anything but Cerberus they are shit tier. We already have Raiders. Cerberus is useless for expanding the game.

If they're going to bring trouble from the Milky Way then the Geth is basically the only interesting option if you are talking about opportunities in an expansion of content.

>New enemies.
>New Guns.
>Another Culture for Ryder to deal with.
>Geth are the BEST story answer to create a hope - false or not - of contacting the Milky Way.

And that isn't even factoring in the fact that the Geth would be highly likely to assimilate Remnant tech into themselves. You are no imagining Remnant Geth hybrids.

>>173596596
Cerberus is gonna come here and kill all roekar

>>173596581

Semi-Auto Assault rifles are just broken in general. It is possible their damage model is broken.

>Batarians deserve to be exterminated
>Elcor need to be tamed and used as living tanks
>The Volus problem cannot be solved by simply confining them all to one planet, they could still link to the nexus and destroy the credit rating of the noble Ubermensch. They must be purged.
>The quarians must be subjugated for their engineering skills and sexual

>>173596596
We already have the Remnant faction in terms of gameplay.

What is needed next is a kind of organic, swarm-like infestation enemy like the Flood of Halo. Given the fact that Andromeda's lead writer is the writer of Halo 4, we are already ripping off the Forerunner for the Remnant and the Covenant for the Kett, it is the only logical course.

>>173583763
>>173585715
I'm writing a combination of these. It's at 6k words. But schoolwork is in the way and takes priority.

>>173596727

INB4 Quarian arks emergency is a Rakni outbreak.

I want to fuck a Quarian's mask-hole.

does SAM allow Ryder to eat dextro food?

>>173596727

I see what you mean to say about the Remnant gameplay, but I think Geth would play more like a middle ground between Remnant and Raider forces, which would be a neat note to hit.

Unless they turn the Scourgebearers into their Flood - which oh god fuck I hope they don't - I could see Rakni making a substitute.

>>173596780
Be honest with me eddrf, does it end in alien genocide?

>>173596727
organic swarm like...? like the collectors?

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There is no Quarian Ark DLC. It'll be the Batarian Ark.

>>173597003
Nice, another guilt free extermination war.

>>173597003
it's actually the Raloi ark, EA finally splurged enough money to allow Bioware animate different skeleton animations

>>173597003
it's gonna be the Yahg Ark

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>>173596819
>"You can try"

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>play the Gold APEX mission that's +50% shotgun damage and -50% damage to all other guns
>am the only person on the team with a shotgun
>come fourth

rebalance when

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>>173597138
>EA
>splurge

Best joke in the history of /meg/

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I want to romance the doctor.

I want to romance the doctor!

FUCK OFF BIOWARE LET ME ROMANCE THE DOCTOR

>>173597138
Less likely than it being Shepard clone DLC with controlled reaper funtime party.

>>173597246
>actually using shotguns
you madman

>>173596960
No.
There might be a nuke involved though. Maybe a casaba howitzer used for last ditch ground-to-space defense, wll camouflaged of course.
The turians are not very happy when a squad stumbles across it, and decide not to take any chances so they obliterate the entire area from orbit.

>>173597003
Four breasted BT wives ahoy.

>>173596819
Me too anon, me too.

>>173597202
>teqa
Always bothered me that he never gets the helmets right, they always look a little off, a little too big in the wrong parts.
Then he's apparently a scammer too.

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>>173592224
>dat pic
my sides just went to Andromeda

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>>173597295
>bioware will never, ever give us a milf romance

>>173597202
Imagine that circular bit unplugging like a little module. You just pop it out, and just side it right in, smooth as butter.

>>173597295
Dr. Chocolates is not for lewd. Sorry anon.

>>173597003
>>173597138
>>173597181
>it's actually the vorcha ark
>self-made, completely malfunctioning, looks like a rusty turd
>only a couple dozen out of 25k made it alive

>>173597402
I don't know if he's a scammer, but I like his work. The helmets are a little off, but that may just be a side effect of the art style

So i started Andromeda last Friday.
I completed Eos and i'm at 80% on that Ice Planet.

How far am i into the game? It starts getting kinda repetitive

>>173597614

Are you trying to 100% the planets or have you just not been playing that much?

And yeah, you still have a fair way to go bud.

>>173597425
I understand, friend.
>>173597451
But I don't want to lewd her, I want to drink brandy with her and laugh about old war stories and have her tease me over every new wound and gradually win her heart.

Also I want her to forcibly 'check my prostate health' for half an hour until I'm jelly in her hands.

>>173597614
It's not necessary to increase viability in planets, that's just for completion sake.
Hell, I pretty much skipped the two last planets in my first playthrough.

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>>173597596
He's certainly talented. I've never drawn a quarian so I'm not one to judge I guess.
Well Actually I did draw this one ages ago, but it's not very good.

>>173597551
I'd like that. It enters the cluster leaking fuel and coolant. The vorcha couldn't afford cryopods so it's a generation ship whose governing body has been overthrown several times.
It's peppered with holes from space-dust that got through the flickering barriers and much of the crew has started to practice ritual cannibalism, all to save resources and ensure the ship will make it to its destination.
Their pathfinder is long since dead, but their SAM has taken control over him and uses his braindead body as a flesh-puppet, his corpse is the only reasonable member of the crew, apart from the isolationist monks that live near the drive-core.

>>173597441
That's lewd as hell.
I approve.

>>173597003
Good post

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Lexi romance when?

>>173592224
Garrus is a bro, keeps you from shagging frogs even when youre drunk. I miss Garrus.

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>>173597246
>i-it's the shotgun's fault!

>>173594774
no, you really don't.

>>173595054
>2020 Photography

Oh, yes.
Pretty lame that he adds filters that makes them look darker than they actually are.

>>173595751
/pol/ in space

>>173597725
>>173597793
i'm 20h in. i did the stuff i felt was important
(+8h multiplayer)

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NEW COMIC!!!!!!!!!111!

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>>173598370

As opposed to just getting very dark girls, I mean.

>>173598821
Who knew dark meat could be so tasty?

>>173598796
NICE, now shepard airlocking peepoo

>>173598821
can anybody explain to me what they see in black women?
i don't find them attractive at all

>>173596675
If the enemies weren't such damage sponges.

Maybe 20% Reduction in Health/Shields/Armor?

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>>173598796
Oh Garrus.
That's your answer to everything.
Never change.

>>173598796
toppest of keks

>>173598918
You don't have to justify your preferences to me, and I don't need to justify mine to you. It's ok.

>>173598796

If you're going to do another one of these, please change Garrus's gun, the Avenger is garbage.

>>173593126
Missed it?

>>173598821
>ywn get a thicc Uhura clone LI in Mass Effect

Uhura begging Spock to talk a little dirty with her bringing up moons and vulcan sunsets still gets me diamonds.

>>173598763

I'd suggest you just go with doing the main quests on the planet/Any loyalty missions + turning the vault on, and setting up your outpost, you don't have to bother with any of the side quest crap or helping your outpost or anything.

>want to play mass effect 3 multiplayer again
>own it on console
>pirate it on pc
>get the server emulator working
>can't find the multiplayer DLC's LITERALLY anywhere
what do, I just want to play MP again

>>173599239
>four games in
>still no thick brownie

Come on, Bioware, what the fuck? I don't care about politicized inclusion, but just give me some goddamn hot chocolate.

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>>173598796
Christ, I miss Garrus

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>>173598796

>>173599546
He died 600 years ago anon.

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>>173599514
Cora should've been Korra

>>173599702
this

>>173599659
So did everyone else that mattered

>>173599702
I support this.

>>173599659
What if they put him in Cryo right after ME3?

>>173599702
Mass Effect needs more brown girls.

can bioware even make cute brown girls?

>>173599918

I support this notion, as long as they're into butt-stuff like Miranda

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Why did they decide to only send 1 white person to Andromeda?

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>>173599963
I liked Ashley.

>>173599963
Isabella was brown, no?

>>173600045
>notmyashley
who is this bimbo, where did the no make up, hair bun ashley go

>>173600002
white genocide is nearly complete in the mass effect universe.

>>173600142
it sure seems like it, I'm almost near the end of the game and the only white person I've encountered is still Cora.

>>173599702

As long as she's not as anime and "quirky" as Kasumi.

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>>173599702
no, rename liam and make him a brown girl

>>173599918
sauce

>>173600204
people would not be able to handle cora and korra's extremely fit, thicc brown and white abs.

>>173600510
fuck off miranda, i've already jerked it to you once tonight

>>173600173
You're clearly blind

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>>173600426
at least we'd finally have a brown squad mate that isn't worthless

>>173600601
there's almost zero white NPCs. The only one that falls into that category is Cora.

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What about if we get a little more thicc brown?

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>>173600691
>the one on the left
Is that Todd's brother?

>>173600517
You are a kind anon

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>>173592806

See you in 4 billion years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsV500W4BHU

>>173600510

Unless your gonna eat my ass or let me eat your ass I'm not interested

>>173600736
yeah, that's Hodd Toward

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>>173600692
>/pol/ victim complex literally makes them blind

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>>173600510

>>173600694

The fuck is this?

>>173598796
good job anon-kun, keep it up

>>173600824
Muscle brown

If you think about it, the drell, quarians, volus, elcor and hanar are the diet council, the second tier nobodies that cannot make it into the big league.

Even the BTs get more respect as the enemy of the free galaxy

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>>173600736
That's Rodd, are you going to buy his game anon?

>>173600798
find me some white NPCs

>>173600798
i didn't know shills used other boards too

>>173600798
Post pictures of 5 white NPCs.

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>>173598796
I need the author. Now! P-please...

>>173600824
https://youtu.be/RFHlJ2voJHY

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>>173600910
this

>>173600910
There are none, there's no back, or white people in the future.
Denying it is being delusional.
You can call me SJW as much as you want, but even you know that's how things will go.

>>173598918
Attraction is generally subjective, anon.

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>>173600798
pretty much all the humans are non-white, Cora sticks out like a sore thumb
you can deny it if you want, or actually play the game and check for yourself

>>173600978

I drew it, it was in the last thread as well

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>>173600910
>>173600923
>protestors
>breka, whatever the name of the guy that handles AVP
>muh face is tired lady
>guy who asks you to find out what damaged generators
>guy who sabotaged generators
>bartender
>general store clerk in nexus
>all those white NPC's in the nexus

there's tons you retards

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>>173601093
you wish buddy

>>173600910
>>173600970
I am more bothered about the fact that we cant create a white custom Ryder

>>173601093
Bullshit. People will get to pick their own color eventually, and you can be sure they will go across the whole spectrum.

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>>173601146
Post your blogs!

>>173601146
It's Nice anon, hope it's a series, "Shepard in Andromeda"

>>173601174
What are you going to do to stop it, cry about videogames on the internet?

>>173601204
Humanity will die before we get to see that.
In fact, it's pretty much a given the fact that humanity will never leave the Solar system.

>>173601114
yes, but most normal people go for a good looking human, not an ape.

>>173601196
Yes you can

>>173601304
it's subjective, plus I don't want dogs sloppy seconds

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>>173601196
How come?

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>>173601247
>What are you going to do to stop it
make white babies

>it's pretty much a given the fact that humanity will never leave the Solar system.
agree with this at least

>>173601304
Most normal people don't go to /pol, anon.

>>173601247
FTL is impossible, we will never be visited by aliens either

>>173601247
>In fact, it's pretty much a given the fact that humanity will never leave the Solar system.
How come?

>>173601325
no you cant, I tried it.

>>173601363
>implying this is a white person

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>>173601462
yes they do hence it being the highest traffic board

>>173601502
ftl is only impossible as we currently understand the universe, anon. there's still a slim hope.

>>173601576
if that is not a white person than maybe you need some blood in your dead body you god damn vampire

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>>173601576
So what is white according to you?
Do white people even exist?

>>173601462
>acknowledging the genetically superior race is /pol/ now
its basic science you dumb SJW cunt.

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>>173601621
>>173601661
This is a white man according to /pol/ logic

>>173601579
It's the highest traffic board because reddit and shills and reddit shills go there, so which one are you

>>173601215

I don't have a blog, maybe I should make a blog

Is tumblr the best option?

>>173601675
You seem upset.

>>173601661
Nice Shepa... I mean Ryder
post sliders

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>>173601725
normies are all over /pol/ and growing every day, deal with it cuck

>>173601731
Pretty much.
There's nothing really inherently wrong with tumblr as long as you stay away from certain circles.

>>173601828
I guess all of the above then

>>173601731
Yes, what he >>173601830 said

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>>173599702
yes, yes she should.
Though she's hot as fuck her personality is obnoxious and the show was shit compared to the original series.
Also pic mildly related, the artist, Heather Campbell alias Makani posted stuff here back in the stone ages.
Sadly it doesn't look like she's getting a lot of work in the comic book industry.
inb4 "delicious loli korra"

>Krogan Beserkers are harder to take down than Hydra Mechs, Remnant Destroyers, Or Kett Ascendants

Fucking why

>>173601621
he clearly has a tan, are you blind?

>>173601661
lightning in this psecific scene, show me a screenshot on the Tempest.

>>173601949
set them on fire lol

>>173600517
Bit of clipping but its a pretty good animation, honestly.
>tfw no sex scenes like that in MEA

>>173601751
yes because retarded leftists spew their bullshit in this thread.

>>173601502
>>173601596
What if Einstein is wrong?

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Why would the Initiative bring faggots, dykes and trannies along? Wouldn't the need deplorable CIS oppressors to populate their colonies once established?

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>>173601527
Faster than light travel is impossible, in fact, travelling AT the speed of light is impossible, since having no mass is a requierement to travel at that speed.
In fact, all our science falls apart when an object travels faster than light, according to our ecuations, travelling faster than light would make you travel back in time too, which would violate the laws of causality.

Interestellar space is completely filled with radiation, a ship surviving interestellar travel, let alone people in it, if it's even possible, will be a a massive challenge.

Then there's also the fact that people don't understand just how big space is.
The nearest star, Proxima Centauri, is 4 light years away. That's the distance light travels in 4 years, and light travels at 300k km a second.
How do you fuel a ship for so long? And even then, when you get to your destination, what do you do?
How do you survive out there?

So pretty much, at most, we will colonize the Moon and Mars. Saturn, Jupiter, Neptune and Uranus are made of gas, so you can't land in them, and Pluto is just a frozen rock the size of the Moon.
Maybe some of Saturns and Jupiter's moons like Europe or Titan?
And even then Titan, although it has an atmosphere, it's at a temperature of about -130 degrees.

>>173602092
Everyone spews their bullshit everywhere, which is funny for a fucking thread about a god damn video game.

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>>173598796
LOVE IT

>>173602247
is that pathfinder armor? hate it because it fucking clips

>>173602247
Meant for
>>173601996

>>173602247
>replying b8
go play the game, anon

>>173602132
So we just need to come up with a way to invert mass.

You're way too negative, anon, and frankly quite arrogant to believe we're at our limits already. We're just getting started.

>>173602410
wew

>>173601996
white people can have tans poltard

>>173602247
see, not really white, still has a tan. fuck MEA.

>Scott files a government document to permanently claim Sara's delicate kiss pillows as his own property
>Nexus administration immediately rejects his paperwork out of hand

>Sara had already submitted the exact same application 600 years earlier
>and got accepted

>>173602410
to be realistic at this rate we'll probably blow ourselves up before we manage to head to even just mars, but we can hope.

>>173602442
what if I want to play a female Ryder without a tan? why cant I play that? did you ever see a good looking redhead with a tan? looks shit, does so in the game too.

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>>173602445
>see, not really white, still has a tan
i
i don't

i don't even know how to answer this

>>173602547

He's retarded, anon, just don't answer in the first place.

>>173602530
Pale skin is racist

>>173602547
you see the brown tint in his skin, whats not to understand?

>>173602547
i'm sorry anon, your dog is retarded

>>173602629
do you even know what a roman is?
a greek?
they invented western civilization, they were tanned, do you really want to consider them non-white champ?

>>173602606
why am I retarded for wanting to play a whie character? are you some kind of bigot?

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>>173602495

How does one stake claim to soft, plump lips?

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Where did the ryder manlet meme come from

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>>173602410
>So we just need to come up with a way to invert mass.
That's the explanation that Mass Effect gives.
Thing is, that's completely stupid and non-sensical.
And no, I don't believe we are at our limits, but our limits are within the Solar system.

Besides, anything could happen before we achieve that.
An asteroid impact, a gamma ray burst destroying our atmosphere and killing every lifeform in the planet from radiation, destroying ourselves...

The very fact that we exist has been nothing but countless coincidences one after another.
Look at this, pic related is pretty much how the Earth's landscape looked everywhere 4.5 billion years ago, when Earth was formed, and we somehow evolved from this hell.

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>>173602547
you have to go back

>>173598796
Top kek.

>>173602723
yes, comes with living in the mediterrean, but I want to play a white scandinavian or russian redhead, they usually dont have a tan.

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>>173592363

>>173602747
Not sure but there's barely anyone taller than him. His like some nba player ffs.

/meg/ third impact when