/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

inb4 >>when fags

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W H E N
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Best office and vehicle warehouse locations, go.

>>173574493
Lombank west, for offices.

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>>173574884
>>173574493

>>173575005
oh look, the manlet crew leader and his tranny henchman

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>>173575137
for the love of god can you please do that thing all the shitposters are posting where you kick anyone who has higgus added?

you can always re-add them once they delete him, so why not?

>>173575269
It wouldn't work, I've already said it was retarded and we aren't doing it.

>>173575316
how do you get rid of the little leech then?

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>>173573484
>tfw no shitty taurus SHO to btfo supercars

>>173575269
>wanting bl8 to kick people who has his friend added

>>173575348
He's not a leech, he's a stray cat. He will only go away if you stop feeding him.

>random text message while minding my own business
>"Do you like pizza?"

>>173575137
I hope you die in a forklift accident.

>>173575382
>can't have sleepers because every car gets the same upgrades
boring

>>173575137
I hope you go loco from all the Four Loko

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>tell /vg/ I steal other players IE cars and keep them in my warehouse, never selling them and using them as trophies
>they got triggered

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ever gotten out of your car in a stunt race and thought: 'wow, this is not GTA at all at this point'

>>173575269
No one knows who that is or cares or thinks it's funny on any level of irony

>>173575435
That just makes me miss the pizza delivery missions from Vice City.

>>173576081
>Jokes on them, I was only pretending to be retarded!

>>173575435
But do you?

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>>173576932

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>>173576932
go away norman

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>>173578780

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>>173578780
make me

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When

>>173579607
When Kaz stops being a backstabbing cunt

>>173579648
rude af

>>173579648
who did he backstab this time?

Is there a way to give my character just a bit of grey in their hair without making it entirely grey?

>>173581627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJIt2ui4f8Y

i got you senpai say no more

You guys have until April 12th 2017 at 7AM EST to add higgus to your friendslist or else face permaban from GTAG.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=til4Q0fBcBQ

>>173582341
>having anyone from /gtag/ in your friends list
I can safely say that I hate you all

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>>173582426
>tfw in /gtag/ but don't actually have that as my shown crew tag

>>173582426

>72 friends
>70 of them are GTAG
>1 is higgus
>1 is a random that helped me with my CEO shit before GTAG

>>173583896
Blacklisted

>>173583896
>160
>158 are /gtag/
>1 is a random
>higus

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How to get different BMX bike colours (mute cuz trash music)
IDK why this worked for me but not other people unless they messed up some part of the process/I didn't explain it well enough, but who the fuck knows maybe its just a buggy bug. When I switched characters it didn't work but then started working when I sold the z-type I bought accidentally so who the fuck knows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAavjXJuxMI
t. quick
give me (you)s with your result

are there any homosexuals in /gtag/ ?

>>173585948
jrv

>>173586119
idk what that is

>>173586201
jrv is THE homo of GTAG
so yes there are homos in GTAG

>>173585948
you
end urself or suck the non gay cock B)

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For those of you who keep wondering why people hate Higgus, well here you go. Higgus had started shit in the other lobby, Jam, Draco, and I were all killing him. I left the lobby to go do something else and get invited to a new empty session, I join an MC with Marc, Sinn and Jam. We start an MC job and Higgus comes in and tries to jet shit all of us on the way there, misses me and Jam but blows up Marc and Sinn who had done nothing to him. Jam snipes his jet before he can kill anyone else and he then gets kicked by the rest of gtag.

pic is proof

fuck you faggot I bet you would have blown up the MC work too but it hadn't been revealed yet

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>>173586870
Why don't GTAG lobbies just votekick him everytime instead of wasting time killing him for hours

>>173587182
Good luck getting lazy ass gtag to vote kick him especially ones that won't vote because "He hasn't done anything to me yet"

>>173586870
>this upset over a game
higgus is the cure for nu-/gtag/

>>173587393
Unfriended

>>173587393
not upset, actually was pretty amused how he missed Jam and I but killed the two innocents lol.

>>173587393
>higgus is the cure for nu-/gtag/
What is the point of /gtag/ lobbies if they are the same as regular ones?

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>>173579648
>kaz will never backstab you

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Who are the best members in PS4 /gtag/?

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Who are the best members in PC /gtag/?

>>173591953
Me

>>173591896
>>173591953
What are these cats' SC names?

chinese hackers removed when?

tired of having them teleport to you and kill you then spam their text in the chat

>>173593328
stop bullying canadians like that

>>173592815
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2Twm_o1GdI

>>173593328

>pc master race

>>173593847
im on PC u retard

>kys

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>>173593997

>Doesn't realise I already know this and mocking him for it

>>173594060
nice mock bro lmao, your absolutely trash attempt was actually so terrible i couldn't tell whether you were serious or not.

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>>173594221

>Trying this hard not to look retarded on an anonymous forum

>>173594312
are you really trying to defend yourself now? I hope you realize that your dumb attempt was so bad that no one probably even understood it. If your joke fails, it fails bro. No need to try to defend it

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>>173594461

>hes trying harder

>>173594551
i can just imagine you looking through your reaction folder titled "good laughing faces" as you chuckle and groom your neckbeard and finish writing your reddit post on the mylittlepony subreddit you cuck. you sound so SJW

who xbone here

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Post cars that you like its looks, but hate driving it.

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>>173594789

>still trying

>>173594857
9gag users like you ruin this forum with unfunny and unoriginal posts.

>really never use 4chan again

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>>173593847
>>173594060
>>173594312
>>173594551
>>173594857

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>>173594930

>trying

>>173594930
>9gag users like you ruin this forum
>Reddit spacer calling this a forum.
It's an image board.

>>173594930
Just ignore this retard from now on, man. He's looking for every reason to empty his laugh folder.

>>173595079
>being this ass-tight about proper terminologies for a website about chinese cartoons and how someone spaces his comments

literally

who

cares

>>173595027
every single one of your reaction images look like they are for your pretentious reactions to people who talk about anime characters as you respond saying they are wrong. you are so far a weeb, an SJW, a cuck, and unfunny. Please continue to post these images so I can see more of your un-ironically unfunny pictures you think are good

is this what happens when theres no updates

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>>173595224

>tryin

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>>173595272
>you as you post another one

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>supposedly an 80's car meet
>60's and 70's muscle cars
>90's supercars

This game is filled with fucking retards who have no idea what cars are.

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>>173595372

>tryi

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>>173595436
>you again

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>>173595573

>try

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>>173595614
>you

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>>173595718

>tr

>gtag is still autistic infighting but now with more trannies

>>173595414
>owning two offices

>>173595229
It's just reddit spacing spergs shitting their pants like usual.

>>173594843
GP1 isnt even that bad

>>173596243
>projecting this hard

You're more autistic than the Mom Car faggot.

>>173596243
I think it's actually just you doing that

Im trying to join the gtag vg crew for ps4

Sc: antoForgione

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Post phoenixes

>>173597553
Blacklisted.

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>>173597781

>>173597553
Invite sent, do you want to be added in the PS4 crew chat?
We mostly do our work and fun there.

>>173594060
>>173594312
>>173594551
>>173594857
>>173595027
>>173595272
>>173595436
>>173595614
>>173595754
Requesting your SC name.

>>173598882

Allright I accepted the invite.. yeah sure where does that ps4 crew chat show up? I already requested to join the gtag vg ps4 community too

I'm playing pretty much everyday lately after work so ill be online most nights

will I receive a ban if I spend modded in money that ended up on my player?

>>173599038

Higgus

>>173600713
You have to be added. what's your PSN name?

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How would you introduce this car into the game?
Name
Class
Performance
Handling
LS Customisation
Liveries (not mandatory)
Bennys Custom version (not mandatory)
Unique features and parts
Prices

>>173586870
Their fault for friending him in the first place

>>173601124
higgus is blacklisted for posting cp and mass crew kill. also he's a hacker and fucks with biker, ceo and I/E work

>>173601219

latin_heat1

Yeah Im not proud of it

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>>173601258
>dominator classic
>muscle
>it fucking sucks
>sucks
>ebin bennys ken block hoooOonigan XD
>hoonnnigigngnan
>ya
>other then sounding nice literally nothing
>300k

>>173601612
You'll find that the 302 sounds better.

>Can't pop your trunk open while driving to use it as a shield for the rear view window.
Why is Rockstar so gay and anti-fun

>>173601258
>Name
Dominator Classic

>Class
Muscle

>Performance
High top-speed, decent acceleration, but bad traction and okay braking. Basically, a downgraded regular Dominator.

>Handling
Oversteer and no ABS, somewhere between the Mamba and Dominator kind of handling.

>LS customization
Generic muscle car customization with hood scoops and wheelie bars that do literally nothing. Colorable interior, exhausts, and a few ducktail/lip spoilers.

>Liveries
Besides the secondary color stripe like the Dominator, no, no liveries.

>Benny's
Fuck that black jew

>Unique features and parts
Just a unique V8 sound that sounds awesome, that's it.

>Price
400-480K shekels

>>173591953
The autistic faggot who roleplays as a girl

Everyone here is going to buy RDR2 right? So we can do the same thing we are doing right now but with horses.

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>>173602992

Race horse when

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>>173601612
>>173602914
>implying rockstar is going to give muscle cars a good v8 sound
thats reserved for the ebin halloween cars and trophy trucks

>>173602914
>Reddit spacer spam.

>>173603369
>complaining about reddit to fit in

>>173603369
>being this autistic

Get

A

Life

Faggot

>>173601258
That's not a supercar. We are not interested in low shark card profits.

>>173601490
Added, senpai.

>>173603990
There's almost twice as many muscle cars as supers, and they just released two sports classics and one sports car, idiot.

>>173604137
Thank you for informing us on your request for supercars, we will forward this to the modelers.

In there anything left to do in this shitty game?

>have all the cars I want
>have all the properties I can buy
>never spent a single cent in Shark Cards
>Jewstar still forced to give me 250,000 for being a good boy and active player
>free to shit on players doing the freeroam grind
>any reports against my account fall on deaf ears
>no hype for Gunrunning because Rockstar*FAGGOT is too busy shitting on Chilliad Mystery Solvers/retards

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>humane labs deliver emp with randoms
holy fuck

>>173606967
>Gunrunning
wut?

Is the next expansion illegals arms?

>>173607796
>Rando's make the simplest kills in the most massive fuck ups.
>They say nothing while doing so.
>You make one slight mistake or a scientist bugs out.
>wtf noob stay at trcuk i frag gurads

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>>173606967
Have some creativity, anon. There's actually much more things to do than grind.
>non-shit adversary modes
>make custom games and play with /gtag/
>webm related
>make Rockstar Editor videos with /gtag/
>video related
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uCETOPoS1M

We're currently making an MC video now and it's looking great so far with a lot of the crew involved. Artificial fun at its finest.

>>173606967
Nothing. Absolutely nothing whatsoever.

I'm on the same boat as you, I've done everything I can to "enjoy" this game, bought all the cars I've wanted, got all the properties I've wanted, purchased all the clothes I needed, fine-tuned my character to be as good as I want him to be, and I'm still insanely bored with this game that not even counter-griefing jet-shitters is fun anymore.

Older Rockstar games like the Max Payne franchise and GTA SA and IV? I'm still having a whole lot of fun in those, but when it comes to Online, I cannot find any joy in it. GTA V is enjoyable with mods that fix Rockstar's mistakes like World of Variety and Police Rebalance mods, but without them, the game becomes a tiresome piece of shit.

This is what happens when a company relies way too much on grinding and bloated prices to keep their userbase occupied, because once someone has all the money to play the game how they want to instead of slaving their life for a single car, they'll find that there's absolutely nothing that's worthwhile in the end-game.

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More discount Rocket League.

>>173608273
>They keep trying to kill the Insurgent driving out of the labs
>"Crewmember alerted a scientist" and nobody takes the blame
>Your name pops up on the mission fail message only because the guards start shooting you after a crewmember missed their shot
>get blamed for everything

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Reply to this post with good-looking characters only.

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>>173609167
>post good looking characters
>posts something not good looking

>>173609409
I'd ask you what's not so good about my character, but I'm too busy chuckling at your meme.

>>173609167
> Trammed eyebrows
> Hipster beard
> Hipster shirt
> "Good-looking"

Get a load of this faggot.

>>173609167
You look like a Mr.Potato Head.

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>>173606967
>get friends
>dress up as a sausage fest
>send invites to all the randoms in the session
>circle him restricting him from movement doing all sorts of actions
>guaranteed keks as he tries to escape

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r34 of the Don't Cross The Line woman when

>>173609783
>Hipster beard
But it's a regular trimmed beard, it has no twirly mustaches or whatever those faggots do with their facial hair.

>Hipster shirt
It's an Ill Gotten Gains Update luxury shirt, I'm beginning to think you have no idea what the word Hipster means and you're just using it as low-effort "insult" like a grade-A autist.

>>173610021
Why thank you, he was a very entertaining character in Toy Story.

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>>173609167

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>>173609167

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>>173610021
tfw the voice actor died recently

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>holo is on top of maze tower
>want to show off to Seuras
>fuck it
>land on the side of the maze tower
I feel accomplished.

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>>173609167

>>173612395
fuck off you annoying cunt

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>>173613631
>post something gta related
>fuck off guy
Oh no, dear god forbid the thread gets sidetracked from all the characters that are being posted. Here, have two and calm down kid.

>>173614028
>abloobloo why don't people enjoy my blogging
neck yourself m8

>>173614028
>sperging out like a redditor
fuck off you annoying cunt

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>>173614206
>>173614772

Yeah bloke, you tell 'em m8

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heus causing a scene on mai fuhking boaht! euh mutherfuckurs!

>tfw my name is Capt. Jazmine
>tfw I have autism
>tfw I am a homosexual
>tfw my name is Capt. Jazmine

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>mfw the difference between TBOGT's buzzard minigun sounds and gta 5's
why did they change it?

>>173615815
>tfw I wanna ruin someone's reputation
>tfw it does nothing and he still plays normally in-game
>tfw I'll always remain a literal who
>tfw one bad move will get me kicked off the crew while the popular guys get pardoned

>>173616721
Being popular means you're a bad person.

>>173616921
Stop projecting, anon. You'll never get to the upper echelons of GTAG greatness by being a sore literal who.

>>173617343
the irony

>>173617562
the salt

>>173616367
The rockets and explosions sounded more badass as well, no one knows why Rockstar gotta change everything even if they're not broken.

>>173616721
>he doesn't realize he's hated by nearly everyone

Can we just name and shame these upper-rank circlejerks? Half of these retards don't even play anymore and the other half play with themselves in their spehshul sekrit clubs.

Special Mentions:
>Jrv - overcompensating sperg who chimps out at the slightest provocation
>Jazmine - a.k.a. Nessi a.k.a. armyfag attention whore. Won't be much trouble once he gets shipped out into some sandnigger land and dies in active duty

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>>173619303
Friendly reminder

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>>173619303
forgot pic. Seriously, have any of you seen these retards play?

>>173619490
yes

>>173619490
yes, and I am still not impressed

>>173619490
Every night.

https://my.mixtape.moe/zdrzqa.webm

>>173619490
all the time retard

>>173619303
>>173619490
Show us on the doll where the higher-ups hurt you.

>>173620126
>"Slurp slurp I love sucking on Comm-dick"

>>173620126
he' wrong about them never playing
but he's right that most of them are huge faggots

>>173620498
Who is cool and who is a fag.

>>173620364
Muscle for life, you're just a pathetic whiny bitch
>>173620498
lmaoing @ ur life

>>173608454
>>173608839
How do i play this?

>>173620576
im cool and you're a fag

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>>173620613
Ohhh you sure got me there. I'm sure the comms will reward you with anal sex for your valiant white-knighting efforts.

>>173621125
I just realized, you were cosplaying as Jessie Pinkman and his Monte Carlo in the webm.

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>>173622214
Yes.

>fly around in miljet
>get ripped by sniper fire and buzzards

>passively fly around in lazer
>occasionally have to defend myself from hydra shitters
>get kicked from session after they get but flustered cause I outskilled them

wew lad

>>173595754
t

>>173623229

>>

>

>>173607796
I got lucky last time.
Was passenger on ride to location, passenger on boat, did a little bit of shooty shooty, got lost inside, when i got up to the runway one hydra and one jet were gone and soon enough the EMP was delivered.

>>173607796
I never understand why people don't realize that you aren't supposed to shoot to fag guarding the gate till the Insurgent leaves.
I'm always forced to stay behind and wait till the Insurgent stops to snipe the dude driving it and it's even worse whenever I fail and the randoms start shitting on me.

>>173624789
You can shoot the guards near the gate. Just make sure the entire team enters the compound so the corpses despawn and the Insurgent can pass without detecting the bodies.

>>173628356
Really? Guess I was the retard then.

>>173624789
>not killing the guards at the gate and the insurgent drivers

>>173632118
I did that, but waiting a while for the Insurgent to fuck off just seemed easier.

How the fuck do you swap favorite bikes? I sold my Hexer ages ago and have been riding my gargoyle non-stop but the fucker still isn't favorited.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3tcwUJ8JZ8

>>173633295
fucking Canadians should be banned

>>173633206
rebuy hexer and give up on it

>>173633206
You don't. Enjoy your Hexer

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>>173609167
snuggly tuckin and cummies with ipad

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>>173634323

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>>173608029
Welcome to the month ago:
http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60149/Coming-Soon-to-GTA-Online-Special-Vehicle-Races-New-Cars-Modes-More

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>>173606967
>no hype for Gunrunning because Rockstar*FAGGOT is too busy shitting on Chilliad Mystery Solvers/retards
que? I thought he was dead/fired

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>>173635292
On /v/ not /vg/ desu

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Modder TP's me to him, drops 500k in like 3 seconds on me, what do I do? should I be worried?

>>173636608
report yourself

>>173636608
Should be fine. If you contact support they'll just give you a pre-written answer but you can try anyway to show you're a good goy.

>>173573190
request for pc_gtag
SC: PMP1337

>>173637862
Blacklisted for killing crew members.

>>173633206
I really wish you could manually set it. I mean, give it a huge cooldown so you can't rapidly switch it to whatever you're using, but I want to be able to choose which one and set it in stone.

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>tfw got banned months ago for receiving money drops throughout my playitme
>seeing all these new cars, outfit options and stuff to do

I just wanted money to buy and personalize cars, man...

Now it's viable to earn money without grinding the same fucking heist and missions?

>tfw will never play on my characters again

Rockstar unban all players after the final update, how many coons will return to the game and buy shark cards if that happens

>>173637974
Well memed.
Never even been in a session with /gtag/

>>173638875
Making up bullshit won't get you out of the blacklist.

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>join session while dinner is cooking
>hop in hydra
>ghost org
>kill seuras while hes flying a luxor
>fly low over to where aida and shorty are on the map
>come up behind them and kill both of their hydras
>they call hacks
>laughingyellowman.png
>go pussive
>eat dinner while they bitch and moan in the IRC begging people to kick me
>skiddy has to work cleanup duty

post autism you experience in gta online

>>173639124
>post autism
(you)

He'll scram if you ignore him. The only thing he gets out of it is attention. Don't feed him and he'll lose his interest.

>>173639541
but in the mean time, while you wait for him to fuck off and ignore him, he'll just keep killing you right?

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>>173639541
>people actually believe this

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Rate my Warpaint.
I am the lizard king.

>>173639990
cringe/10

>>173639990
I would shoot you in the face.

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>>173573484
if were going to spit memes heres mine

MITSU MIRAGE

WHEN
H
E
N

>>173640997
What fictional brand would that even fall into?

>>173641114
i'd say karin for shits and giggles

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>>173641114
hmmm I wonder

>>173641371
derp that would make sense

invite me to /gtag/ crew
SC:akillerbee

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>>173639990
ZE END IS NIGH

>>173619376
this guy
types like
its a
haiku

>>173641545
Blacklisted.
You have Higgus on your friend's list. Remove him to be invited to the crew.

>>173641545
I put sode

>>173641784
t. higgus

>>173641869
damn, we needed those cucks, i'm going with /gtag/

>>173639752
That's how it works, except you already gave him way more attention than he ever could have expected so you're stuck with him now.

Fucking idiots

>>173641213
Kuruma should have been a Maibatsu.

>>173642729
Blacklisted

>>173645046
thanks my friend

Puffy_Factory
I was in the PC crew circa last October, but got kicked, presumably because I've been inactive for the past couple of months.

>>173647246
No, you were kicked for blowing up my fucking large warehouse sale with a lazer. Blacklisted.

>>173647483
HaHaHaHa

>>173647246
You forgot something regarding your application

Can you call helicopter Yachts from your office?

Can you call office Yachts from your helicopter?

>>173648297
Or as a CEO?

Can you Yacht offices from your helicopter?

Can you call Yacht helicopters from your Yacht helicopter?

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>>173649210

Can you call Yacht??

>tfw trying to do heists on deadbox one
nobody wants to help do setups, the only time it doesnt take 30 minutes to fill is for the actual heists and then people ask for 30% each or they leave

cant wait until i can afford a decent pc rig

>>173650303
also why do so many people join and then leave immediately? the difficulty is on hard, like all missions should be. why even join in the first place if you're just going to leave

Anyone here owns / bought the new force menu? Would be kind to share the file I want to reverse engineer its function and see how they force kick players and implement it in a free menu that only does that :^) for the solu purpose of sharing it on gtag

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>its a "gtag skiddy crashes you every time you enter the session" episode

>its a rerun

>>173655314
>its okay when /gtag/ does it

>>173650303
rockstar themselves have a support post somewhere stating you're supposed to do heists with your friends, doing them with randoms will only be torture and 9/10 times theyll bust out kurumas and honk at you anyways. Dont bother, it wont be good times.

If you want money, there are better ways that are more engaging. If you just want to have fun, just ask gtag members to heist with you, usually a few on every night who are down to heist on occasion, and with the right group they can be decent fun. Or so I've heard, I think heists suck ass.

>>173655384
GTAG Commisioner here.
Post your SC so I can blacklist you for being a Higgus apologist.

>173655596
twohotdogs

>>173655475
yeah i'm not really doing it for the money, i just want to do all the heists to have done them. eventually i want to find a good group to do the Criminal Mastermind challenge with but for now i was just trying to run through them just to have done them once, OCD about unfinished missions.

gta online is fun but man i fucking hate kids so much, and kids make up 80% of this game's userbase. especially on console, where it's all kids and ghetto blacks

>>173655384
If you had a chance to go back in time and kill Hitler, but your only option was to steal a cop's gun and therefore breaking the law, would you do it?
The answer is yes. Not only that but you're morally obligated to do that.

>>173656528
Joke's on you, I'm a nazi

>>173656656
I know you're just joking but if not you're just proving my point

>>173656528
>implying I want to create a future where I possibly might not be born
>implying something worse wouldn't happen as a result of Germany not sperging out

>>173656528
>go back in time to kill hitler
>you stop existing
worth it

>>173656881
>>173657092
I mean, all I have to live for is playing vidya and fapping to celebrity cum tributes, so why not

>>173656528
Butterfly effect, nigga.

>>173657241
>>173657092
>>173656881
I'm using it as an analogy, for the purpose of this hyperbole let's assume it won't have any grave negative side effects like that.

>Humane raid - deliver emp
dude fuck this shit, this is impossible with randoms

>>173657923
Tell them to let you do it alone and if not, you'll bail.

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>>173609167
some chinese faggot while playing pac

>>173657923
I wish they designed the missions so they're doable solo and you have the option to do them by yourself, but make them 10x harder if youre solo than otherwise. that way people that don't have the option/ability of playing with friends they can try to do it solo but have to be really good to do it, and everyone else can still do them normally. the fact that everything requires 3 other people and a single person can ruin everything for everyone over and over with no repercussions is so stupid. if they wanted to force you to play with friends they should've just made it like Destiny's raids where you can't even matchmake for it, you either do it solo or invite friends.

not all my friends are able to grind as much as me and i dont always have friends on to spam heists/missions/other shit over and over. making most money-making methods literally impossible as 1 person is just another way to force people to buy shark cards. fuck rockstar

>drive comfy cars
>chill at comfy home
>relax on comfy yacht
>fight players for fun all I want
>only ever work to sell cocaine and weed

Is there a more comfortable mmo than this? I dont think so

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LOADING LOADING LOADING LOADING

>>173573190
finally got to rank 120 and now bored as fuck

i never did any ceo or biker shit because it looked like a big scam, killing hydra shitters are hard enough

what is there to do

>>173659673
the motorcycle club stuff is mostly a scam, but the CEO shit is the best way to make money

>>173659918
all the pvp raiding bullshit in the middle of the mission is a big turnoff for me, how do i avoid it

>>173660234
there's a glitch you can do to put you in an empty public lobby, look it up. it works on all 3 platforms

>>173660372
you might have just won me over

how much does the entire setup cost and how long will it take to get my money's worth

>>173660692
it's like 1.2 million total to get an office and a warehouse, after that you just farm and do headhunter/vip missions in between crate farming. you do vip missions in between as you have unlimited vip status as a CEO. can make like 200k an hour when you get into the groove of it

>>173660692
>>173661106
also pro tip, try to invest in an armored kuruma and a buzzard if you don't already have them. they make crate running 100x more simple

so about that single player dlc...

does the custom deathmatch test still work for maxing your strength? im maxing out all my stats and am looking for the most efficient methods of grinding each one

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GTAG cruises are simply the best.

>>173662892
which one is the skiddie that crashes crew?

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>>173662970
Higgus you aren't crew and I'm crashing you every time I see you.

>>173662970
I've narrowed it down to being JamRetinaz, Seuras or OfficerAida. These three are always in the session when Higgus gets crashed.

It's not like it matters anyway, Higgus hasn't been in the crew for roughly a year now.

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>>173662970
(you)

>>173663146
>>173662892
me stealing the jet

>>173663118
I love you mysterious gtag. Keep doing what you're doing.

>>173661678
thanks for the help, i forgot youre all too busy circlejerking your crew drama faggotry

no wonder this gen is dead

>Higgus keeps coming back and being a sperg
>Cool people like Minty, Krop, Annie, Tonks or the other numerous cool people never come back anymore
Its not fair. Actual update when?

>nu-gtag has gotten to the point of using menus to crash people they dont like

this general is beyond redeemable

>>173663770
Fuck off, higgus.

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>>173663584

>>173663770
Then leave and kys, none of us like you.

Is there a way to get Martin to stop texting me ever 2 seconds about some stupid as Resurrection shit? It's so annoying, it's literally every 30 seconds or so

I would like to join the crew please. I just got this game about a week ago.
thePoisonedMind
(PC)

>>173664147
hurr durr ur blacklisted because im a massive faggot repeating a meme that nobody laughs at over and over

>>173664147
Welcome and enjoy. Don't forget to always reject higgus' friend requests.

>>173664518
You're actually obsessed with him. Congrats on letting him get the reaction he wanted out of you in the first place

>>173576932
>spending real money to buy ingame cars
>grand theft auto

the online has never been gta in the first place
you're paying for houser's real life ferraris

>>173664518
Thanks, that was fast. Don't worry, I've read the manual on rejecting the temptations of the higgus.

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>>173664645

>>173663762
>update when?
Gunrunning either this season or next, not sure which

Daily and thready reminder that the higgus hate patrol is spearheaded by a singular group of autists who ERP and complain about other gtaggers in their discord

>>173665878
Everyone hates you higgus not just a singular circlejerk of comms.

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>>173665986
not me, smelly

>>173665878
I just met you and your actions in every session speak way louder than any "comm propaganda". You're one of the most pathetic people I've ever met in any online game. You even joined a fake gtag just so you could feel included in the crew that shunned you. What a complete loser.

>>173664463
what the fuck

>general drama between irrelevant nobodies instead of people just playing the game
this is what kills generals and makes everyone make fun of it. I'm not surprised this shit is dead, look at this thread. Kill yourselves you fucking dramaqueens.

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>mfw someone is actually driven to suicide by /gtag/

>>173667586
God, shut up. There isn't a single thread in /vg/ that doesn't deal with drama. Like it or not, it's part of human interaction you basement dwelling pleb.

>>173663128
I know for a fact that it's not one person, because I'm one of them.

>>173667586
gtag is that place where you post that you need a man for pac stand finale and you get someone answer 4 days later - Invite me.

In all that time thread gets 100 - 150 posts of people that shitpost about off-topic or full drama.

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>Browse /gtag/ for a while
>Read about higgus every fucking day
>Assume GTAG is just a bunch of little pricks buttmad over nothing
>Eventually join GTAG
>Encounter higgus for the first time
>Seems okay no idea why he gets shit
>Hours later he shows he actually is a huge fucking aspie

>>173667843
Angry teenager calm your tits.

>>173667924
He's cool, just got some random spikes of angry autism but that's ok - It's clearly an emotional problem he got so I look over it.

>>173668028
t. higgus

>>173667586
Will you look at that, someone who obviously doesn't play the game
>Create isolated session for GTAG
>Comfy session full of cooperation and comfy
>OH NO, somebody has higgus in their friend's list!
>Autist joins in and spergs out
>Killing and resorting to menus to crash his game mean nothing if his retarded apologists keep him in their FL

>>173668090
Hi Higgus.

>>173668028
>It's clearly an emotional problem he got so I look over it.
Have fun "overlooking it" when he's either killing you for no reason or randomly blowing up your deliveries.

>>173667843
There are TONS of threads on vg that arent full of dramaqueen namefaggotry like this you fucking idiot.

>>173668113
Will you look a that, a retard. Look at this thread. Who gives a shit how your circlejerk sessions go, I'm talking about the general. generals are for discussing games and every gta general ive seen has been almost nothing but dramaqueen antics arguing about some autist.

>>173668252
I remember 2 years ago I killed a gtag in a crew ses and the mods started to shit talk in session for 30 minutes about it after we all been friendly and all - never stopping almost kicked me out of the crew for that.

This crew is administrated by some drama queens that exagerate everything.

blacklist higgus and nessi when?

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>mfw i despise nessi, nirah, kaz, and all the autistic trannies in gtag
the things i'd do to watch them fall in a blender and scream for help

>>173668731
>this level of misogyny

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>>173668310
Name one. Even productive and mature threads like /emugen/ and /doom/ have drama from time to time.

>>173668786
theyre not actually women so its okay

>>173668874
>Name one
stalker gen, for honor gen

>>173668874
/sg/ is pretty good

Name 1 (ONE) person in GTAG who has a female character and isn't a total faggot

>>173669114
uuuh uuuuuuuuuuh uuuh

>>173669114
crafty

>>173669176
wrong
in fact one of the biggest faggots

>>173669114
>GTAG

I've only encountered one gtag member since joining a month ago, they were hosting prison breakout hard and we kept getting killed by underground spawns

>>173669227
>NOFN

>>173669114
HairlessEagle
Debbie
Yagoochie
Nessi
Nirah
Justicar
Pixle
(You)

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>>173669603
>Nirah
>Nessi
>Yagoochie

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1. Pop trunk using vehicle controls
2. Deflect bullets
3. Reverse into battle
4. ???
5. Yacht

>>173668731
>plays sometimes
>never plays
>has 20 alt accounts
why are you angry again?

>>173670162
not sure why you think this is anger, i just want to watch them suffer.