/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

FAZE THE FUCK UP

LET'S GO NIKO

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FAZE MY HEART

K1o ftw

>>173529330
what going on in this webbum

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5th for god ropz

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Reminder that valve will never VAC any relevant pros or expose any cheating because the entire scene is a bubble that would pop instantly if it was revealed how rampant microhacks are on LAN

Further Reminder that SK's hackmaker got the shakes because they were too blatant and pulled out

Remember to stay woke

ONLINE CS | PROJECT COCAINE | 3 MONITORS

What mouse are they using? That white one with the glowy wheel tickles my fancy.

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we gucci

>>173529585
EC2-A

>>173529540
reminder there is no such thing as a "microhack"

CHEATING NIGGERS BTFO

>>173529585
the ones with the special drivers ;^)

>>173529540
>this btfo retard again

go away shoo

>>173529603
ty, but is there a white one?

>>173529585
>>173529603
Unfortunately only pros get the white ones

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it's afraid

>>173529734
>>173529743
https://www.esportstore.com/gaming-mice/zowie-by-benq/ec2-a-white-mouse

um???????????

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how do you even get this fat? how do you find the time to eat nonstop

>usb injected hacks that have been confirmed to exist and used on LANs don't exist

I wish I was this naive

Is the FINAL MOUSE SCREAM ONE 2ND ED. good? the click latency worth it?

>>173529624
he probably means when they only use aimkey for lowkey ESP

>>173529540
they have the cheat settings set from full blatant to very modest, if that what you meany by "microhack" there is only one program, just different settings.

they actually give eachother props for "good settings" that look cleaner

>>173529784
I found that one, but I don't know if it's a scam

>>173529806
Eating is a hobby for fat people.

>>173529806
He lives in a first world country that allows people to chose """"esports""" as a viable career choice.
He was fucked from birth.

>>173529881
>esportstore
>scam

https://twitter.com/ZOWIEGEAR/status/841921938075357187

um??????????????

reminder that s1mple was caught by the ESL anticheat but he's still allowed to compete because vac is trash

>>173529806
who is that FATASS

>>173529806

The craziest thing about that image is the wedding ring on his finger. Someone married that sack of lard.

>>173529921
sorry I have never heard of this store before and the site looks sketchy. If it's clean thanks I'll use it.

reminder fnatic cheated their balls off in 2012 and it got spun as "lan confidence building"

>>173529843
Microhack means things like aimkey used not to aim but to wallhack, which is 100% undetectable even if you are sitting behind them.

>>173529806
food is an addiction

>>173529939

zonic, the Astralis coach. He used to play for SK Gaming and Mousesports in the 1.6 days.

What would be the best "aimhack" toggle key to use? Mouse 4/5?

this double awp shit aint working

>>173530140
he used to play with brazil? cool

Remember when old fnatic got caught red handed cheating, haha

the cs scene has the memory of a goldfish

>allu

AND FINLAND LOSES AGAIN

>>173530191
ask kjaerbye

>>173530276
Indeed that boost was wrong.

>>173530208
"sk is brazilian"

this is who we're dealing with, lmao

>>173530208

SK Gaming has been mainly Danish & Swedish since it started. They're only hue since they bought out the current roster last year.

I realise I'm probably being trolled.

why is astralis so boring to watch?

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not like this

>>173530208
(you)

>>173530208
lamo

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>>173530496
>>173530515
baited for these exact responses

>>173530472
im talking about when jw got caught under the moniker mysan in like 2012....

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=fnatic+2012+cheating+jw

>>173530521
no real talent, just filling the void left by the underperforming big teams

FAZE UP MAGOG

>>173530609

Dammit it piggy.

>>173530646
some shitty danM vintage witch hunt

what's the crowd chanting?

>>173530276
3/5 people on WRTT got vac banned eventually, didn't they?

>>173530609
Nice

>>173530813
Faze Up?

faze up?

more like

faze down

ass up

lmao

oh my fucking god

>>173530949
kek

Asstralis EXPOSED

JW - got caught cheating WITH EMILIO, these guys mke a career out of breaking in and using cheats.
Flusha - 99% certain he's using an aimlock, he's practically laughing @ the entire scene

KQLY - caught
smn caught
sf caught
villg caught

>>173530809
pasha and fxy0 even said they did

he got caught REDHANDED with the fucking RECEIPT FOR THE CHEATS HE BOUGHT

ON HIS STREAM

INCONTRIVERABLE PROOF

http://www.hltv.org/news/9547-wrtt-out-esc-to-face

forgive rebbit

https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/2nb2bz/fyx0_confirms_fnatic_jw_hacking_history/

>>173530949
>>173531057
FAZE UP
ASSTRALIS DOWN

>>173530909
ahhh i couldnt really hear it and was confused since it was like 3 syllables

F A Z E
U
P

>ASTRALIS ERA


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

MERCENARIES

MERCENARIES

SELL OUT BOYS

YESSSS

>cheating yuros winning again
smfh

>>173531070
>citations are hltv and reddit

I bet you believe youtube comments too lmao

FAZE UP

ERA OF /OUR COD GUYS/

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#FaZeUp

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WHAT'S

UP

YOU

TOGGLIGN

SUBHUMKAN

FUCKIGN

DANISH

KEKOLDS

LMFAO
LMFAO
LOL
FLOL

EAT
FUCKING
SHIT
NIGGERS

In this moment i'm euphoric because I'm enlightened by allu plays

REVENGE STORYLINE COMPLETED

>>173530889
theyre all fucking dirty lol

OUR BOYS DID IT
#FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP

>kioshima defeat G2
>karrigan defeat Astralis

It's like pottery.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

DANESHITS BTFO

NOT EVEN WITH CHEATS LMAO

EAT
FUCKING
SHIT


FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP

okay this has to be scripted

has niko won any lans before?

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What's up Danes?

this will be my last post in csgog
it's just comical
goodbye friends

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#FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP #FAZEUP

Sick match. Thoorin btfo. GGs. Niko is a god.

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>>173531387
Greatest anime of our time.

>FAZE win
>Theres RED/WHITE confetti
Gotards?

THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME FAZE UP FAZE UP FAZE UP

>asstralis """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""era""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

I had longer fap sessions than their era kek

>>173531408
This is his first win. I hope this won't be like Na'Vi where they win one with a superstar in s1mple then continue to be shit forever.

THANK YOU MR THORIN

THANK YOU MR THORIN

THANK YOU MR THORIN

>>173531408
he played for mouz ofcourse he didnt

/OURGUYS/ ACTUALLY WON

FUCK YES

DANEKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>173531484
Faze threw the official script.

>285,000 viewers

jesus christ

>when you guys lose to the future tournament winners

WHO /G2/ HERE

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>>173531070
>joke file
>proof

>>173531484

Its the Starladder colours you dope.

>reddit in flames
>danecucks in flames
>thorin in flames
TRULY THE BEST TIMELINE

>>173531665
are you implying that's a lot or a little?

is allu good or not

>>173531665

That's just english too. There was over 400k watching all CSGO streams during the overtime. Supposedly there's like 500k watching in China alone according to the Starladder stats from yesterday but any China streaming numbers are highly suspect.

>>173531743
It's a lot for a non major finals. It's not even the most important of the leagues.

>niko bottom fragging
nice

>>173531853
allu godlike

>>173531876
it's not even a league, it's just a single LAN that has some decent qualifiers for it

>>173531070
i don't even care if he's cheating. he's still /ourguy/

>>173531967
more like botlike

reminder that f0rest is heavily balding at the back of his head

>>173531853
hes good he just has a habit of shitting himself on easy shots

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what happened guys

https://clips.twitch
.tv/ReliableFuriousWeaselRiPepperonis

this pathetic guy begging for rain's shirt

>>173531953
That 500k was totally worth it

>>173531853
allu is the most consistent player on faze.

>>173531853
allu inconsistency is an age old meme

>>173532079
I think he ate all the skill on the team

FINALLY NON RETARDS WILL PLAY MATCHMAKING AGAIN

>tfw lost all my skins betting on fnatic
>Could've won big on FaZe
What a weekend

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>thorin btfo
>hltv btfo
>twitter btfo
>reddit btfo
>danes btfo
BLESS /FAZE/

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>>173532029
DELETE THIS

>niko with mvp medal

???????????

>tfw scandinavia has restored it's honor once more

HAIL FAZE

It's rigged. Waht the fuck why is niko mvp.

>>173532421
>>173532546
hltv stats say he is

>>173532546
finals are meaningless for mvp prizes

>>173532643
>hltv

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>

>>173532643
le stats face

>>173532707
>ing hltv

/lifelong/ fan here.
I was there in the hard times.
I am here now.
I am so happy.

>cod team wins csgo tournament


uuuh /magog/?

Ropz on Mouz
https://play.esea.net/teams/86298?tab=roster

>kioshima and karrigan were the problems

>>173533270
their baseline performance overall won them this tournament. no one lacked behind enough to lose important rounds consistently. i'm more impressed they won vs. hellraisers without crumbling all those times they were reset. that's always the most difficult thing to overcome.

>>173533039
cod team also won eleague season 2

>>173533039
>>173533941
Could call of duty players be the master race of esports?

>>173533941
do people watch cod championships? i can't imagine it being interesting

>>173534282
I think pro-cod died.

a

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Is he losing it, /csgog/?

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#SWAG

>>173534269
>super rich org buys all the good players because they can pay them loads
>suddenly win loads of tournaments

:thinking:

>>173534358
never was massive in the first place, faze only got big from quickscope montages, not winning the tournaments

>>173535687
I want faze to fill that cup with their cummies and make me drink it all!

>>173535785
>buys all the good players
>nip reject
>astralis reject
>french reject
>norway has no scene

it's a ragtag team of misfits with fire in their hearts defeating big corporate teams with cheats

>retards happy faze won a honeypot
l m o a

quick

USPS or P2K?

>>173536215
usp always

>>173536067
>implying faze didn't spend all their budget on the absolute freshest hacks then spent pennies on the washed up who's to put in their team

>>173536215
usp has better skines

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>>173536067
faze are the best thing to happen to csgo in a long time

home of the players with no home banding together to take on a scene full of hackers, and winning

feels real fucking good man

>>173536215
p2k used to be our gun but reddos got wind so its back to the usp

>>173536215
p2k firerate sucks

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>>173536538
this was the most insane event in a long time

amazing finish, greatest storyline

good to see those autistic danecucks choke again like the good old times

>>173536067
can we stop this meme? they've always consisted of good individual players that left trash orgs with no future.

>karrigan, best danish rifler and IGL
>rain, best norwegian player and top 3 scandi rifler
>kio, top 10 french player who left when kennys became trash
>niko, top 5 world who left german trash team
>allu, top 3 awper nordics
>aizy, top 3 denmark
>dennis, top 3 sweden
>jkaem, was mega good for a while but became bad and was kicked
>fox, legendary awper and topfragger

>>173536538
only looks good because you're comparing it to brazilians winning majors
faze is a cod team that was involved in gambling shit, players are ok but the org can go fuck itself 2bh

>>173539028
>fox, legendary awper and topfragger

lol. I mean, I'm not saying he's shit like most of the internet, but come on

>>173539028
allu is cool and finnish and really funny

>>173539083
>oh no muh org

they're not hackers and they're not thirdies

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fuck u all

danes still got further than the swedes

>Faze with Niko get final and then win tournament in their first 2 outings
>Thorin: I don't think they're very good

Someone neck with autist right now

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>>173539028
>karrigan best Danish rifler

>>173542663
Very good team wouldnt lose ALL those anti-ecos vs force buys/full save+1 saved rifle.
Theres a lot of room for improvement.

>>173544405
Doesn't matter how you win. It matters that you win.

>>173544490
that team + a little less luck = out in the groups

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progress lads

>>173529806

>my 600 lb life

>>173544584
>won sk
>won g2
>won cheating pigs astralis

yeah, thoorin, sounds like a lucky noob team alright

is the galil worth using

like, between it and the mp7

>>173546005
If you plan to engage at range a galil is a viable choice. If not then fuck it go for a smg

>>173547562
what range are we talking here

I mean if I don't plan to engage at somewhat of a distance I'll buy a ump

Creampie Pansy!

>>173541910
>kio
>not hacking
loving this meme desu

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>invade literally all of central america
>trump now only has to build a tiny wall to keep out south america
>mexico becomes less poor bc its part of america
GUFA when

>>173550446
>>>/pol/
Fuck off faggot

>>173550712
rude

>no good streams on

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>>173532923
Been here since the Kinguin days brother :')

>>173539396
He's historically hard carried Portuguese teams, he unfortunately never clicked with any English speaking lineups though.

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>>173541972
>Robban is Swedish
Think again daneshit

>>173545539
did you not watch that inferno match? literally if they'd hit a few less wallbangs and sprays through smokes they could have lost that bo3 2-1, there was mountains to improve. especially their b holds, their awping in general, their setups, their everything.

>>173553651
le thorin face

>tournament is done
>back to 1 post every 40 minutes

fml

>>173555192
i feel u senpai

Is the only way to avoid hackers ESEA? Its really fucking obnoxious that I have to pay 5 dollars a month for a fucking external service just to play the game.

>>173555621
no, another fail-safe method is to stop playing the game entirely

it's free, too!

what made the p250 sand dune a meme?

>>173558474
I did
ama

>>173559123
c-can I be your gf(male) :3

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check out this professional esea open casting

twitch/csgm_official

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>NA CS
>T has 4 people up
>Doesn't plant bomb
>lose round

Best Knife skin?

>>173568196
karam rust coat MW

If you don't think NA is hilarious just watch this splyce auto

>>173529843
>click latency worth it

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Do me a favor and look up the negative reviews for ESEA on Steam right now.

>>173571435
ESEA is fucking cancer complete cancer. Not just because of the very real shit security on there end but the very very real CANCEROUS esea community. I played 2-3 games in ESEA when I was trying it out along time ago when I was around GE. These games were fucking trash because every fucking game was literal screaming children that was like MM but on steroids. I thought one guy was going to have an heart attack he was so fucking angry. Not to mention before I ever actually paid to get into esea I came on to see I had 500- karma for some reason.

>>173536215
They're pretty much the same. I use the USP though, for the sound.

>>173536559
>Letting reddit decide what you like
What a cuck

>>173533039
>cod team

When will this meme die
Yeah, it's a cod org but the team are all veteran EU CS pros.

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>mfw NA players call smoke lineups "strats"

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>800 hours
>started at Silver 3, now finally LEM
>still only throw NA nades

I never even bother buying them because I constantly flash my teammates and fail important smokes.

>>173572634
>1K hours
>It has been months since I managed to play a full comp game without quitting

>>173572634
>371hrs
>LEM but keep getting hackers in SMFC when on a win streak of 7
>>173573874
>been a week since last played

>Allu gets an easy kill
>GOD ALLU
>Allu dies under any circumstances
>BOT ALLU
>Someone drops an awp
>BOGDAN
>Someone takes any molly damage
>1g

WHY do I still enable twitch chat?

how do i find a regular team of lems/supreme for mm? most of my friends are busy with esea and school

ive been solo queueing but keep getting queued with dmgs and sometimes an LE. the only games i get against supremes and globals are in dust 2 but the people who play that map are cancer

>>173576735
why are you reading opinion on something you're currently trying to view

>>173572634
>2000 hours
>started at sliver 5, now mge
>stopped giving fucks and play mostly drunk
>couple of months ago was supreme
I'm not even mad, though. Every time I play sober I get accused of wallhack and aimlock.

>>173571805
>I thought one guy was going to have an heart attack he was so fucking angry
Lmao. I remember only 2 times when I've seen anyone almost this mad in MM. One guy started to cry and another one, well, he was just so mad that I really believed he had some kind of mental disorder.

>>173574436
>lem
>le hacker on the other team
>kill him because he plays the same spot all the time
>he spergs out on me for hacking all game

>>173555621
you can hack on esea too, my sweet summer child

>>173546005
Galil is literally, objectively, indisputably better than m4

gibs discord url pls

Am I allowed to get mad at people for being bad in casual?

Serious question

Can Stat trak weapons give you extra lag?

>>173589786
no?

>>173589786
i mean you're rendering extra polygons and textures

but if you have a gpu worth more than 2 dollars I doubt it'll affect you to any noteworthy extent

>>173590218
Considering half the players seem to use a laptop which cant even get 30fps @720 I wouldnt be surprised.

>>173589674
Yes incompetence is no laughing matter.

>>173589674
>tryharding in casual

you might as well get mad at ocean waves hitting the beach

>>173592145
Not even fucking that mate, just people being pussy cunts not pushing when you have nothing to lose ay.

Hey guys, trying to derank. Any tips?

Does winning 3 rounds actually help derank faster?
Does it matter if you afk +right whole game?

>>173592193
ye but who the fuck cares though

casual outside of operations is fucking meaningless

Call me a gobabby if you will, but there isn't a single classic map in the game that's more enjoyable in 10v10 than 5v5

>>173592327
Just got to lose mate. More rounds you lose the better. Going 16-0 is the best way.

And going AFK can get you kicked, either way you will get the same elo boost/loss if you stay the game or get kicked.

>buy AWP
>Miss every shot and die
>Pick AWP up
>Get insane 4ks
Umm... gotards???

>>173593030
I don't think I've bought an awp for myself once in the last... year?

It's literally never worth the investment

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Do you think the prices gonna get high on ebay for the 5 Year Veteran Coin? I might buy one then

>>173593726
Dont try to outjew the Jewlords. It wont end well for you

Anime is making me hungry. What should I eat?

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>>173593726
>45 dollars
>zinc coin

can someone vouch for this site

https://www.esportstore.com/gaming-mice/zowie-by-benq/ec2-a-white-mouse

If it's legit I'll suck your dick

>>173595290
We went over this last night, zowie even tweeted the site in the past

>>173595405
ok i'm just a nervous nelly :(

Someone give me some tags to search for hentai of

eng sis trap just isnt doing it for me

>>173595498
Kissing
Cuddling

>>173596805
Now thats just dirty

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1280x800 is a shit res why is everyone playing this meme

>>173597525
dunno my man

just look at the back of your monitor it should tell you what resolution you're supposed to use

>tfw outreacting people with 5 ping
Fuck those cunts.

>>173597525
I play on 1280 by 1024 because that's what my monitor is at

>>173554497
thorin was literally defending the double awp buys

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>>173598875
>always play on at best 50-80 ping
>tfw having to play swedish autists on 5-10 ping

>>173598698
>>173598932
>unironically playing native
lol silvers

>play na east servers
>teammates are from Venezuela or some other 3rd world country with 150-300 ping
fuck this game

Just use whatever resolution works for you. They are all the same at the end of the day

>>173599476
>muh softcore cheating
Either go all the way or play the game how it was supposed to be, bud

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>>173597525
Used to play at 1080*1080 stretched on a 1920*1080 screen. Was godteir for awping because when scoped in, the scope took up almost the full screen and it was 4:3 stretched (more like 1:1 stretched but whatever).
Reset my pc and can't get that res back for some absurd reason so now I use 1280*960 stretched

>>173599247
These feels.
It's such horseshit, they burst out of cover and immediately hs you before they've even moved a pixel past the corner

>>173598875
Played a game the other day and our na 5 stack with 140+ ping destroyed a Russian team with 20-50 ping. Was funny as shit.
We set our mm pings high to play with a Canadian friend and ended up on an eu server.

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oh fuck

How do I stop abandoning games? It's probably been months since I've played a game to completion

>>173604994
it's too late for you, you're a lazy slacker who will never go anywhere in life just embrace you're inability to succeed and complete

>>173604994
how many accounts do you have lol

why did steel stop playing rank s/csgo? hes been playing pubg a lot with destiny.

>>173605563
Just two. one at GN4 and one at S3

>>173605597
why do you care about some twitch whore

do you think he's your friend

how else am i supposed to get my LoL on watching people play csgo?

>>173605634
So how often do you play then?

Can't be very much when both your accounts are permanently stuck on a week long cooldown

>>173606052
not him but i have 5. two of them low silver2, gold nova3, mg2, dmg and lem

>>173606052
That's just it. I get a week, think "Eh, i'll play a game". Get bored 5 rounds in and take another week
It's been like this for months

>>173606558
Go play casual or DM you fucking scrub

>get hyped to play csgo after watching pro games on twitch
>alright i think i will play some csgo today!
>remember i got in mg2 after a shit calibration
>join
>we lose the pistol round because my team is retarded
>ak shitters use their crutch to mow over us 15-0
>we can not do anything because they outgun us every time at midrange
>my team is to busy fucking buying head armor defuse kits to be useful
>on top of that I dropped a fucking 20 bomb so pretty much carried the game
>I derank because of this
Fuck this game. Valve please fucking fix the ak being capable of this bullshit. At least stop matching me up with shitters who buy head armor

>>173606558
I'm sort of in the same boat, I wish there was like a fast version of competitive, best of 10 rounds with no pistol & starting at a full buy or some shit. dont want to spend 50 minutes on a game every time but the other casual game modes are so awful

>>173607912
>a fucking 20 bomb
Anon..

>>173610398
But at least he didnt buy head armor xD

>>173610538
I don't understand that entire sentiment

What is 350$ when there's even just the slightest chance they might pull a glock on you

yo guys. i am pretty happy with my sensitivity, but the weird thing is i can not land any awp shots on it, but if i change zoom sens to .95 i can hit every single one perfectly, even crazy shots. however i am worried if i always play with a 5% difference my aim and muscle memory will be really inconsistent, especially when i am awping a lot and then need to rifle. what do you guys recommend i do?

>>173613041
if it works it works. Its not rocket science

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>crouchspraying

Is there a way to purposely cap the framerate to 30? Lowest I can go is to 59.

>>173617960
I fucking hate dm because it's full of faggots who just crouch in the middle of a pathway crouch spraying. I mean I kill them, but they are still fucking annoying

is there somewhere i can learn to play less like a waller? like how do pros do it? they pre-aim everything and peek at the right time too, but they don't get called cheaters.

Is there a way to make your character turn the gun around and shoot himself

the 57 looks so fucking sleek holy shit

one of very few things where i'd say valve really struck out the park visually

shame it sounds like a used condom being flicked away now
old audio was great

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>>173619203
yes

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>playing with unranked friend
>get like 40 kills lol
>enemy calls me a silver

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>come back after 2 years
>placed in S3
>11th win in a row and still in S3

Why the fuck can't I rank up vs these plebs? Did valve change the matchmaking so it's harder to rank up?

do you guys actually regularly lift up your elbows and use your entire arm to aim or am i playing with idiots who think they're good

>>173621715
I only move my wrist and play with windows mouse acceleration with rawpinput off and I'm Supreme.

>>173621394
who cares

if you belong at a higher rank you'll get there in no time

enjoy your easy games

I'd rather grind up to ge again than keep playing here and having to deal with all the bs at this rank, everybody is always super intense and so many games are decided by who has more blatant cheaters

>>173618098
only with 3rd party tools which may or may not vac you

>>173621936
But I can't brag to my friends and strangers if I don't climb

>>173621905
>>173621936
is a fuckhuge pad necessary or just helpful? how often do you honestly deal with cheaters in the top ranks? ive only been playing for a week or so but i think i'm going to stick with this game for a bit.

>>173621936
That's why you buy ESEA once you get to LE+, MM is a shitshow at high rank

>>173622578
I can't remember a single time I played against someone where I was sure he was a cheater and I'm 1000 hours in.

>>173622578
nothing is really necessary man but every little edge helps. I use a fucking huge mousepad that covers my entire desk and play ultra low sens, dont remember it right now, maybe 90cm to 360

theres around one cheater per game at global going from my match archive, around 10% of players from matches 12-6 months ago are either overwatched or vacced, the more recent games are lower percentages but it goes up as time goes on and people get caught

>>173622745
I'd pay for esea but I'm on linux and I don't really want to maintain a windows partition anymore

>>173622943
>>173623210
that doesnt sound bad enough to ruin competitive. people seem to whine about it all the time

>>173623908
its not so bad to be unplayable it just sort of sucks all around and is frustrating. rage hacking is mostly nonprime. it's mostly just people who lightly toggle and bs you out a bit more than they should

what actually ruins the game the most at higher ranks is mostly just the personality of the players

>>173622943
t. 900 hours in surf

I doubt most people that say they can spot walls mid game. Only way to for sure tell is DLing the demo and watching the nigger. They always give it away eventually in the first person POV.

>>173625804
Too bad watching the demo is just a waste of time since you cannot report after the game which is just stupid. Just report the suspect and move on.

>>173593726
oh yes, buy one! i'm sure youre the only one who plans to resell later for a much higher price!

>>173627003
Oh I absolutely report a bunch during the game whenever I see sumthin sus but I have suspected people of walling before in Valvo pugs when really they're just in a 4 or 5 stack and calling shit like they're in a Major tryharding so they're just peaking weird angles because of calls not walls.

>>173627321
youre just jealous of my LIMITED EDITION burger king gold plated pikachu this baby is about to explode faster than my collection of beanie babies and tf2 crates put together

I'm gn1 and I want to get to MG1 by the end of the month what do.

>>173625804
>>173627003
I think I've posted this before but we should be able to add a priority tag to reports after watching the demo

Shame valve doesn't care about the game

>>173627853
learn 1 smoke per site per map per side (4 smokes per map)

dont play crutch maps like dust 2 or nuke

lower sens and dont fuck with it

play passive ct side, dont over rotate or get too aggressive

t side always push with your team and get trade frags

practice pistols in dm

play retakes

learn 10 bullets minimum of spray for both ak and m4

>>173627950
Yeah if you watchover the demo you'll see how they always know what site to go to on CT and they're always leading the charge to the most open site on T side also.

Just a "hunch" I guess, god this game kills me.

>>173628143
Not this guy but play on community hs only pistol servers and take glock first, train with it a lot then hop onto usp, first train your acc and long range shots as much as you can then try getting a positive kda the next round or some time later

>>173628143
>learn 10 bullets minimum of spray for both ak and m4

It's literally aiming downwards while shooting

>>173628339
I mean a lot of players at his rank dont know how to do it, and even if all youre doing is pulling down and not correcting for the horizontal parts then you still need to get the rate of pulling down right which he probably hasnt done

>>173628339
a lil left also with the AK

>>173628720
Whenever I try to spray accurately at a wall to practice I always fuck it up, but when I'm in a fight and don't think I get the headshot. When I'm controlling recoil should I be doing it subconsciously? I used to do that spray map for like 5 minutes twice a day

Controlling your recoil should come from muscle memory

I got to mg2 in 100 wins before christmas, stopped playing, started again recently and can't get out out of fucking nova 3

I'm literally breaking 220 wins now what the fuck happened

>>173634272
ranks got realigned at some point

don't remember when

>>173634272
theres a lot of luck to rank desu, if you're not a carry chances are you could be stable at +- 4 ranks

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>>173635228
the ranks got realigned months before I got mg2, nearly a year before even

>>173635824
guess you just became a shitter then :I

>>173634272
honestly you probably got carried to mg2 and never really earned your way there in the first place, around those ranks theres so many people who really should be way way way lower

>>173636827
If you can hold steady in a rank after being carried into it, it's your rank

ranking up solo is hard as fuck, most people end up eternally stuck top scoring a couple ranks below where they should be

>>173629325

fuck the spray map u need to practice on bots

i find dragging down from the model's right shoulder to there left knee will land the first few shots pretty consistently (at medium range)

>>173637116
PREACH

>>173637116
>If you can hold steady in a rank after being carried into it, it's your rank
no not really

yes really

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>>173636827
I solo qeued there I never played with anyone ever

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Why are MGE's so bad at this game?

>>173640781
anon, you aren't cheating, are you?

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>>173640781
I used to be like you

all smug and proud of my rapid progress

now I'm just some gde filth with 400 hours who's forever stuck in nova

>>173641189
I also outscored mge all the time when I was gne/mg1
they're genuinely just somehow bad I guess

>>173642063
>autists play in a tryhard team stack
>learn smokes, strats, communication
>reach mge / dmg, the highest ranks you can reach before having shit aim and mongoloid reactions mean you can't get further

>>173636827
>>173637116
>>173634272
All of you are wrong
Me and my friend were legendary eagles 2 years ago
We played 1 round versus SILVERS. He did well and I was passive so only had 8 kills. He got MGE and I got Gn4.

Versus silvers.

if you can't solo to your rank you are a boosted monkey

>>173643287
Yes starting ranks are completely dysfunctional, that's why you find friends to lobby with when you're rankless

That is however wholly irrelevant to the discussion so I'm not sure why you thought you needed to speak up

Ayo

Anyone wanna play NA West Coast? I'm GN4/MG1 level..

>>173652214
Hey man you only need one period after a sentence.

>>173544804
>12R
>static only
wew

>losing because three of your team are literal bots and the fourth only likes to lurk/bait

the faggot literally said "i'll watch outside" on ct nuke then hid in the corner behind garage, not looking at secret/yard or silo

>>173641189
>>173642063
>>173642696
>mg2
>get put against LEMs with bots all the time
>rape them
>still won't rank up
>quit
have this fixed this shit or no

>>173593726
do kids even buy irl pins or just the codes?

>>173661395
both. check out reddit if you want to checkout pin collectors. theres an anon here who collects pins

https://twitter.com/RUSH/status/851642396274290688

>hazed

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What do you guys think of newgev?

>>173668106
it's dumb and shitty and i don't like it

but at the same time i only bought the old negev in the kind of situations where i would have bought an autosniper or dual berettas so who cares

>viewmodel completely glitches out from view for one round
>instantly feels better to play
>still can't get at least mostly rid of it normally

>>173641751
>tfw hit dmg in 140 wins, now I'm on a 20 losing streak
My cs is broken so hard. I'm watching the replays and I'm just standing around waiting for retards looking at the floor to peek and shoot me down, on my screen, I'm playing incredibly defensively it's tense as fuck, 2 pixels appear and I'm dead in milliseconds. Happened in the last week. It's fucking unplayable.

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So i read that they removed all the operation maps from the game permanently a few months ago.

So the only way i can play the Season map is on public servers that have the workshop map installed?

>>173672282
yea. there's no good reason for it, but i guess valve enjoys containing the game to ~5 playable maps at a time.

also why the FUCK can i not replay the co-op missions from operation wildfire with an AI teammate? its just fucking single player content valve you niggers

>>173668521
>Turn off the visual recoil and screen shaking when you fire your gun
>Clearly see spray patterns and exactly where bullets are going

Really makes me wonder why they try to cram as much rng as possible into a skill based game

>>173668521
>game has fuck-huge revolver/pistol viewmodel
>can't hit anything
>turn it off
>instantly become an aim god

>that feel when I broke my $300 in ear headphones at the gym

HOW AM I GUNNA SOUNDWHORE NOW

>>173673686
just use wh lol

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Whats the news on Source2

>>173676927
Shits fucked csgo is dead and we will never get a good update

>>173673686
>$300 earphones at gym
That is so gay.

>>173668521
But how else will you see your skins and be reminded to consume more?

>>173618098
laptop battery savings mode in the graphics option

>>173677403
I only had the 1 pair, was meaning to buy some semi decent wireless ones, but avoided it so my family could have an idea for Christmas gifts

>Play a little game called clutch or kick
>Entire team is gone but me by the 7th round
Did I win?

Is it just me or using skins and stickers add more lag to your gameplay?

>>173680365
Did you kick the bots replacing them too?
if not, try again

What happened to having allchat on warmup?

who /problem/ here?
Is it worth going for the foil?