/utg/ - Undertale General

>>173509997
bump

>>173509949
nope, its night

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NEW THREAD REMINDER THAT WE ARE RUNNING A NEW VERY IMPORTANT POLL ABOUT /utg/! IF YOU HAVE NOT ALREADY DONE SO, PLEASE ANSWER EACH OF THESE POLLS ONE (1) TIME, HONESTLY!

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THANK YOU IN ADVANCE FOR YOUR COOPERATION!

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But would your favorite continue the age of fire, extinguish it and bring about an age of darkness, or take the flame for themselves and become the dark lord?

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>Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8C84C4VwAEOaek.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4oW0zjVYAQDaA5.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C89V3zPUAAEt4nX.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C85UmRMVoAAxXHa.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C85UupZUQAEVWZo.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8-i0jfVwAAOrmY.jpg:orig
>Frisk
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8-aneaUAAAQmTs.jpg:orig
>Chara
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C89roCCV0AArYhi.jpg:orig
>Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C89Z2J4V0AAcWCB.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8-XKk8UMAAZYej.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8TYH0rUQAA0rF0.jpg:orig
>Gaster
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C845d6FUwAAJzmI.jpg:orig
>Undyne
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C85mB4zUMAEfzGw.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8-QdZGUQAAsLKW.jpg:orig
>Alphys
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6KyVysXMAAng6o.jpg:orig
>Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C86NS9wUQAAy2Hl.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C89Pd68VoAEf7Kf.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8-W4UiUMAAzhq1.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C89pwy6VoAEjXsv.jpg:orig
>Dummy
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C85UHITUQAAGIje.jpg:orig
>Vulkin
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C85CjA3VYAA0I8R.jpg:orig
>Fishlizard
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C85_TKTUMAA27a9.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8-oOsRUMAAGLab.jpg:orig
>Skeletons
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C83tjjBUQAE6OJ_.jpg:orig
>Ghosts
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8-krjgUIAAssPQ.jpg:orig
>Gaster + MEttaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8417eDUIAApQ9X.jpg:orig
>fellswap Undyne
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C85nhnpVYAEkqld.png:orig

>>173510249
Thanks mane, brilliant as always!

>>173510159
She'd accidentally drop the flame and cause the entire universe to burn down

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Lifting for this goat! Getting swole for this goat!
>>173510249
Thanks twitter anon!

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Well, time to get comfy

Give me the lewds

>>173511349
which ones

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>>173511818
Sexual lady goats.

>>173512024
i wish that actually happened in the game.

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>>173512137

>>173512259
Where's the imgur for this one

>>173512259
i wish this didn't happen in the game

>>173512621
This is the kind of depravity you get, when you don't trust Reader-sama to keep Undyen in check.

>>173512628
Absolute madman

>>173512259
I want Tori to cuddle me into that titty on purpose.

>>173512745
absolute banned man

Do you believe that all of the conflicts in this general can be settled with one giant orgy?

>>173513340
no

I know they get memed a lot here, but the Undyne writefag made an AO3 account
https://archiveofourown.org/users/morefishplease

They've been putting writer's notes on each story so far and a lot of them are really interesting.

>>173513340
Not

>>173513340
I'll fuck you in the ass if that's what you're after

I said post the lewd

>>173513002
What was this?

>>173514018
dunno, didn't catch it

>>173514001
which one?

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Hypothesis: In every AU that primarily revolves around swapping roles, there is only one pairing that's actually interesting and everything else is an afterthought.

Is this accurate?

>>173514001
okay fine
http://i.imgur.com/xcHZD4o.jpg
>>173514189
Nah
No one is interesting in storyshift

>>173514189
Swap based AU's are rarely interesting unless you do something like Pumpkin did where she made the minor characters like the Snowdrake family into the roles of the Dreemurr's.

>>173514189
Can't really think of any interesting pairings in Underswap. I mean, there's flowey swapped with temmie, but that's just stupid.

>>173514675
Underswap led to Papgore porn at least so its not completely worthless

>>173514049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74BzSTQCl_c

>>173514826
Maybe for you, but I just can't get off to those characters. Underswap Muffet is pretty cute, though.

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Chara burpfic?

>>173515041
Tsunderplane oil leak fic?

>>173515210
Cheerie chirpfic?

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Mettaton bootlickingfic?

>>173514189
Only if you completely ignore any and all aesthetic-focused AUs

>>173515884
He is
>primarily revolves around swapping roles

>>173513484
>I know they get memed a lot here
okay, stop. I'm going to level with you for a moment here

I don't hate the undyne writefag, it's a good thing that someone's still doing fics. I don't mind the memes either, because they're usually more amusing, than hurtful, somewhere on the level of skull, when people found out about his ending. but the level of devotion towards this one writer by the /trash/ regulars passing by here is really starting to approach some serious bootlicking levels

I'm sorry I really couldn't word this in a nicer way

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Burgerpants hasanicedayfic?

>>173516007
Shame, really. Stuff like Arctictale, Underkeep, Underdream, even Tribetale right now, are all aesthetic-focused and are actually pretty decent with some minor occasional gaffs.

Maybe the lack of a story isn't there to ruin it, see: storyshift, but they're almost always a delight to see art for.

>>173516481
OP here, I wasn't intending to deride other AUs - Tribetale is downright beautiful - just noting that in my experience a lot of the community around Swap AUs have disproportionate focus on one pair of characters while the others are comparitively neglected, and I was curious if that's an accurate assessment..

>>173516262
>people aren't allowed to talk about undertale content creators in the undertale general

>>173516957
If you're looking strictly at Swap AUs, sort of. Storyshift tried, but kinda failed, Underswap is best left unsaid, Altertale is maximum oversoriel, but those are really the only very big ones I can recall. Stuff like Inverted Fate or Altered Destiny play around with swaps as well, but with more of an ensemble focus.

While there are a lot of swap AUs on paper, most don't really make it beyond the idea-phase

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"Oh my anon, I've been on my feet all day and I'm so very tired. I would appreciate a little foot massage."

Ara ara intensifies.

>>173517156
not what I said, but nevermind, you can screencap what I said and have a nice laugh on /trash/ about it if you like

>>173517359
Toriel, you probably need to consult a podiatrist after cramming your large feet into such tiny shoes. You've probably done yourself some damage. Look at procuring some custom shoes better shaped to fit your feet, as odds are most human manufacturers aren't equipped to make shoes that would fit.

>>173516481
I like the aesthetically focused AUs but Tribaltale hasn't grabbed me, the art's visually interesting but otherwise, eh.
Also I dislike Sans/Frisk so when I realised they're taking it that direction it lost some points with me.

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>>173517579

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>>173514001
http://imgur.com/a/Vt3qG
http://imgur.com/a/rj3Uw

I'm sorry sir this is all I have. The winter wasn't kind and little Timmy got sick and...

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bepis

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>>173517359
>>173517579

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What are you listening to, /utg/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGSkviwvjD0

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>>173518287
Illegal

>>173514403
You deserve a holocaust you worthless degenerate.

>>173514018
>>173514043
It was toriel with a dick

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>>173518706
ok

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>>173518573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZRnLryR-5o

>>173517709
That's totally fine though, that's the thing about aesthetics, they either grab you or they don't, not much the artist or you can do about it.

I'm only kinda sad for the artist, because they finally decided to show this stuff outside pixiv and tumblr immediately descended on them for flavor of the month causes, this time cultural appropriation

These are the Undertale characters ranked by how likely they're to pee outside:
Sans > Chara > Asriel >Asgore > Papyrus > Undyne > Frisk > Mettaton > Alphys

>>173519254
You forgot Flowey.

>>173518856
Huh

>>173519376
Flowers don't urinate

>>173519506
Who says?

>>173519506
oh yeah?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyhiSL2MwTg

>>173518573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTPZpsQqus8

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>>173518671
Don't call little kids gay, they're gonna grow crooked if you do.

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We can not be killed!

Left Toriel out, probably on purpose.

>>173519931
When it's a fucking pee ranking, I really don't give a shit who is included and who is left out, we all lost anyway

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>>173512310
scans never

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>>173518573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0EkwIylnfA

>>173512310
>>173520121
>He hasn't seen the scans
https://imgur.com/a/auJYE

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>>173520235
Fucking unf, thank you anon.

I also can't get over Toriel's chunky, soft looking feet in this.

When you think of what color would Mettaton 's sanctuary have what color does it come in your mind?

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CURSED IMAGE! DON'T OPEN!

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BLESSED IMAGE! GO AHEAD AND OPEN!

>>173520847
>cleavage
>why

>>173520624
Grey

>>173520995
Pretty sure that's where Frisk's arm meets their shoulder

>>173521112
...
I live a life of sin.

>>173520121
>want to share
>remember people only want the nsfw stuff

oh...okay...

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>>173520235
I've never been so happy to be wrong.

>>173521365
anon we would be in /trash/ if that were the case

post whatever you got

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Any good fanfic recommendations? Plundered the Writebin already.

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Where my fellow flowerfags at?

>>173521581
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5752618/chapters/13254880
a dark, well-written and somewhat polarizing work about the effects of mental and physical abuse

>>173521760
the fuck you want

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>>173521760
here

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>>173522240
>>173522513
I want your opinions on Human!Flower.

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>>173521760

>>173523338
He's a cute kid. Wouldn't fuck him like I'd fuck the flower but he's good.

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>>173523365

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>>173523338
you mean this Flowey?

the Flowey you posted isn't near inclusive enough

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8GDLy9K2Fk

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The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

>>173469827
Doesn't matter. It's too late now. Your favorite doesn't want to talk to you anymore. You could have prevented this!
>>173510196
That's adorable.

>>173524526
But can the spider help Samurai Jack in his uest to send him back to the past!?

Roll call time!

Flowerfag here!

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>>173525254
Flowey/Asriel/Asgore/Mettaton/Friskfag here

>>173521581
Undyne seduces a swimmer girl

Can Blooky write his name in the snow?

>>173525254
Goats

>>173525254
Dadfag here!

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>>173525254
Hardcore dad lurker here

>>173525254
Fish.

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>>173525254
Gotefag.

>>173525254
Asrielfag reporting in.

>>173525673
That's pretty comfy anon

The limbs look a bit weird in the first two panels.

>>173525254
chara

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>>173525254
Literally the only botfag left.

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>>173525673
Oh hey, looks like you're getting better. Neat!

One critique is in the first panel you imply Asriel's wearing full length blue pants but then his legs are bare.

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>>173525254
momfag

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>>173525254
Save smol goat

>>173525254
This >>173526287

>>173526480
is this a undertale

>>173524526
No!

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>>173525254
Hi!

Okay bye!

>>173526540
A human version of So Sorry.

>>173526635
wtf i love so sorry now

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>>173525254
I love Chara!

>>173526480
>humanized So Sorry
>isn't obese and cellulite-ridden and dripping with butter

>>173525940
Wow, yeah I made them way to long in that panel.

>>173526220
Thank you and HOW could I miss something like that again. I really should make a checklist for this sort of thing. Thank you for bringing that to my attention.

>>173525673
The legs when he's coming down the ladder are too stick like. Makes me think of the grinch. His arms in the first panel are too wobbly and misshapen. Asriels head is too big and spherical in the last image when compared to the other panels. The cameltoe hair on Frisk needs to go anon. Just leave them as spikes if you're not sure what to do with it.

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>>173525254
lizard

>>173526753
I'm sorry it doesn't cater to your fetishes anon

>>173527054
It's inaccurate to the character anon

>>173525254
Momfag

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>>173526753
So Sorry is cute! CUTE!

>>173527180
this pic makes me wonder if samael would've gotten less fallout if toby had included him as a normal monster you can just befriend like any other rather than putting him so conspicuously out of the way for dataminers to find

probably not

>>173525673
the headshapes are still fucked lad.

>>173527107
It's an AU where everyone's a hot girl, wouldn't fit with the rest

>>173527107
So is every picture of Asriel hanging out with anyone but Frisk, any picture of Papyrus being smart and any picture of Asgore being happy but you don't throw a fit about those

>>173526215
thats one too many

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Throwdown against a true Flavortown

>>173527551
Yes I do
You don't know me motherfucker

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>>173527471
so sorry independent of samael isn't bad, but it wouldn't matter where he was as long as he was connected to samael and his disgusting fursona

>>173524725
Yes, but it would be a difficult task. Aku's anti-cute surrounding Jack's time is to powerful for our current cuteness-powered time machines. With a little more research, we might be able to develop machines better suited to harness the spider's cuteness energy, send her to the future and bring Jack back!
>>173525254
Muffetfag checking in.
>>173526548
Just admit you love the spider! I know you do, so there's no point in denying it any longer!

>>173527678
Then why didn't you bitch about
>>173510249
>>173514189
>>173519017
>>173520847
>>173524321
>>173525673
>>173526220
>>173526413

>>173527471
Samael would have gotten less fallout if he didn't just minimally redesign his fetish character and expect nobody would notice

>>173527716
right, but i can't help but wonder if it wouldn't have been as bad for samael if the player's general reaction to him was "this guy's cute" rather than "why does this exist and why do i have to go so far out of my way to see it"

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>>173527618
Fite me.

>>173527805
>includes obvious AU

baka desu

>>173527805
I just got here anon I'm not here twenty four hours a day

>>173528045
its non-canon

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>>173527910
That's fair, it would draw less attention to him, less reason for people to have to look up stuff and discover his horrible origins.

>>173528117
You didn't specify that AUs are included, of course it's non-canon, every AU is non-canon, nobody even disputes that

>>173528245
>>173527910
I doubt it would have worked, people would have looked him up from the credits and we're back to square one

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>>173526215
>>173527618
Too bad! I'm here now!

WHY DO THE JAPANESE LOVE PISS SO MUCH

>>173525254
>Roll call this early
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO KILL THE THREAD WITH THAT YOU FUCKING Floweyfriend here

>>173528894
Did you find japanese ut piss porn
Can you link it just for a laugh ha ha

>>173528894
Because the Japanese like fetishes, like bukkake parties and lemon parties.

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>>173524526
Fresh magic Spider from Pixiv, bonus Ghost.
Apparently they are dressed as characters from Madoka Magica.
Haven't seen that so I don't know which characters they are or how their personality/role in their respective stories relate to Spider and Ghost.

>>173528894
>not wanting your favorite goat to claim you as theirs by pissing on you
savage

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>>173525254
sleeping skelefag present

>>173529094
Wow Anon, that's really fucking weird!

>>173529283
>Wow Anon, that's really fucking hot!
fixed that for you

>>173529387
>Wow Anon, that's really fucking disgusting!
fixed

>>173529387
>tfw an anon wants you to piss on him

It was weird

>>173529642
What? I just want my favorite goat to before he violently takes me.
Completely normal

>>173529642
I wonder if that asrielfag that pretended to piss on a tulpa is still around

>>173529761
That was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in this general

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Three cheers for the lovely couple!

>>173529283
You know what else is really fucking weird? An idea I had where when Flowey would go through genocide runs but, instead of his attacks growing, his flowe pingas got bigger with each level and when he got to sans it was like a huge train. Then, with every reset, it would stay the same and just get stronger and bigger until it got so big it was as big as Mt. Ebott. ...I really am a flowerfag.

my daddy used to say it was better to be pissed off than to be pissed on but maybe he was wrong

>>173529897
>...I really am a flowerfag.
You just have a massive hyper fetish, being a floweyfag has nothing to do with it

Important poll!
http://www.strawpoll.me/12711667

>>173529842
Then Asgore comes in piss-ass drunk and starts fucking up the wedding, and when Undyne and Alphys try to stop him, he says "I'll be damned if I let a filthy plant marry my Daugtson!", then he took a massive dick-nipple shit on Flowey to fertilize him!

>>173530148
That sounds more like something Toriel would do desu

>>173530148
>>173530283
You both need jesus

>>173530283
Nope, Asgore is secretly a plantophile and doesn't want to share his flowers.

>>173530114
>.>
<.<
This doesn't leave this board.

>>173530339
I'm just saying. Of the two characters Toriel is much more likely to get drunk at a wedding and turn violent. Its canon

>>173530470
>He likes to force his headcanon as canon
dummy

>insert 20 posts arguing whether Q&A is canon or not

>>173530142
>all those nos and maybes
fucking casuals

>>173530564
Of the two goats one of them is known to both get drunk and to throw fireballs at her loved ones.

If it was a bar mitzvah and someone was trying to reap their souls I would blame Asgore but as is its clear that Toriel is much more likely here

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>>173530470

>>173530692
find a source that says its not

>>173530871
I don't care, I'm just noting what's going to start up here in a short while

>>173530692
you cant just do thst
now look at what youve done

>>173530692
>>173530871
Don't you two start this again.
I hate repeats

>>173530992
>>173530927
>taking what was clearly a joke seriously

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Toriel is an adorable, fun drunk.

>>173531048
When will you anons learn that jokes don't translate well in text form, unless they are puns.

>>173531048
no jokes here

>>173530470
No, she eats liquor candies, then she gets high and blasts off. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjD9LVb8wxo

>>173531087
>violent and prone to harming those she loves or loved
fixed

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>>173531196

I'm just saying
Toriel canonically attacks her ex husband, her biological child and her new adopted child with fireballs and if you consider the Q&A canon then she attacked Sans with pizzas despite the fact that he only has 1 HP

There's a pretty fucked up pattern of abuse being painted here.

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I just love this goat. Loving any of those goats is fine though

>be drunk - okay
>be rude drunk shit - no way

>>173531382
How many posts do you have to make, or how many (You)s or agreements must you have, before you give it a rest?

Oh, is it "trolls try to bully xfag" time again?

Booooring!

>>173529071
I don't know which characters they are either. That doesn't stop them from being adorable, though! Thanks a bunch!

>>173531382
All the monsters attack you.
The only monster to actually stop before they kill you is Papyrus, and he just tosses you in a shed, beaten black and blue.

Monsters are terrible parents

>>173531848
A lot of them don't know you're human, the magic bullets is just part of their communication or whatever

>>173531950
Excuses.

>>173531848
Toriel is the only one trying to be your mom though
besides I thought it was clear that I was just joking around but everyone is taking everything I say too serious today so maybe I should just back off of /utg/ for a while

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>>173531382
I wanna get drunk with Tori and then assault you.

>>173532006
Jokes don't translate well in text form unless they're deliberately put into a stereotypical joke format.

>>173532295
I thought the part about Asgore attending a bar mitzvah to murder everyone would have made the fact that I was joking clear

>>173532387
Nope.

>>173531848
Alphys doesn't attack you.
Obviously, she's the best potential parent.

>>173525254
Robot.

>>173532584
Why is Asriel littlefoot from Land before time?

>>173533286
>>173532584
Also Frisk looks like Charlie brown somewhat.

>>173525254
asrielfag

>>173532584
>pawpads
>handholding

LEEEWWWDDD

>implying Asgore wouldn't be extremely amorous and grope-y when drunk
>implying Toriel wouldn't be violent and agitate when drunk
>implying Asriel wouldn't be extremely miscreant and try to push you into mischief while drunk
>implying Undyne wouldn't be a shouting dudebro retard while drunk
>implying Alphys doesn't pass out because she's a complete lightweight only used to second-hand old sake while drunk
>implying skeletons can get drunk
>implying Frisk can't drink them all under the table

>>173533429
>>173533286
oh no

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Charisk best ship 2017

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But which undertale has the best dab?

>>173534640
lol goat chisk am i right?

>>173534640
Why are you shipping a little asian boy with a mummified corpse

>>173534818
because it's cute

>>173534818
Please refer to this poster >>173534861

>>173534640
Truest thing said in any /utg/ thread since the dawn of time.

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>>173534861
>>173534938
Do not turn Frisk into a necrophile

>>173535083
It's too late.

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>>173534640
Yes

A Harry Potter crossover where one of Voldemort's horcruxes ends up in Mount Ebott. Flowey finds it, and even though it's only part of a soul it's so magically powerful that as long as he has it he can be Asriel, but over time Voldemort's influence corrupts him.

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>>173533918
>implying Asgore wouldn't be extremely amorous and grope-y when drunk
I never implied anything like that

>>173535612
I would read it.

>>173535612
It might be okay if its good but i'm much more critical of cross-overs where I actually like both series

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Would you still like your favorite if they pimped your Xbox

I can't believe we have so many Charafags (8 by the numbers), and for the most part they're really quiet. You guys are alright.

>>173536147
I don't own a X-box and that is a dumb question


Here is a better one: Would you still love your favorite it they enjoyed ketchup on their steak?

>>173536147
I would fire her into the sun

>>173514403
hot

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>>173536181
That's because the worst of them left nearly a year ago

>>173536342
It depends. Do they like their steak rare, medium rare or well done?

The right answer might get me to forgive the ketchup.

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>>173536342
Of course

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>>173536181
thank you friend. i think you are alright too.

What if suggestive cheerilee?

>>173537023
Wrong board????

Would you still love your fave if they were 8 and weren't really the same after their parents sent them to "camp" for a while after they "sinned"

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Surprise party for the fish!

>>173537223
No its fatz geronimos bird oc from his game that will never be released

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What if Shyren lewds?
http://i.imgur.com/apScM8D.png
I'm back for more simple doodle requests!

>>173537320
Cheerie.

>>173537376
Lewd Asgore?

>>173537376
Naked Undyne having fun with a shark (male)

>>173537376
Fuck yes.

>>173537376
Gang Frisk and Flowey.

>>173537376
Gerson and kid Undyne playing a board game and getting very excited

>>173537376
Toriel wearing a maid outfit looking flustered.

>>173537376
Shyren firmly grasping Muffet's hips as she shoves her face in her butt

>>173537376
Asgore trying to use a touch screen cellphone with his giant paws

>>173537376
Papyrus as sad Pepe the frog.

>>173537376
Sans using Flowey as a fleshlight

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>>173537547
I, uh, did you mean something like this?

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>>173537376
Mettaton being a good friend and bandmate and helping Shyren get off with his vibrating fingers/cock!

>>173539608
>mettaton being a good friend
non-canon

>>173539608
>There's an entire Mettaton/Shyren lewd set
>It's Shyren as a mermaid with a body
Fuck

>>173539142
Yep, that works! Thanks! :D

>>173539751
Post-Pacifist end where he's trying to make it up to her!

>>173537376
Scarf Mouse and Nacarat Jester holding hands.

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Are we chill?

>>173539608
Shyren is canonically too timid to make love with anyone, especially someone she considers above her league

She will just hump her body pillow while crying

>>173540324
>tfw you will forever be too timid to maintain friendships or relationships with anyone

>>173540848
>tfw like this
>tfw found an outgoing and crazy friend who helps pulls me out of my shell

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>>173538145
Shyren lewds seem to be popular.

>>173541019
So, Papyrus?
How did you two meet?

>>173541184
I hope it was worth spending her life savings on

>>173541184
Well, then again, you already established that you draw them so we just went along with it

>>173541396
I wish.
Believe it or not, a TF2 server 8 years ago.

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>>173533918
>>implying Toriel wouldn't be violent and agitate when drunk
nobody seriously implies that

what is the lewdest part of asriel's body?

>>173543583
shotagotebro is omni-lewd

>>173542297
what am i looking at here?

>>173543583
Oh, that's easy it's You spending 50 lifetimes in jail for pedophilia, degenerates like you belong on the cross while your final moments are spent with Alphys angrily reviewing anime. I hope that helps you out! Have a great day.

all of it

>>173543885
Toriel about to lay the smack-down on Asriel and Asgore.

>>173543885
Domestic abuse.

>>173543885
Justice against murderers.

>>173543885
Drunk Torel assaulting Asgore and Asriel just like in the game

Can someone explain to me why people don't like fanart of Toriel shitting on Asgore? Its canon

>>173544449
>"Muh headcanon is real guyz!"
Nice try MSPG

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>>173544596
You're baiting but I nearly always find it really funny so I don't get why people get bothered by it either.

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Can someone post the pic of sans like this pretty please

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>>173523732
A-anon...
Why would you post this?

>>173544687
She attacks both Asgore, Asriel and Frisk in the game with fireballs

>>173544774
A better question is why did you response to a four-hour old post that's clearly baiting for replies.

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>>173537862

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>>173544687
Anon I'm not doing that I'm watching videos and listening to shitty tech podcasts for my class

>>173544596
because I don't like Toriel in general and her being a bitch for no reason in fanart doesn't help me like her more

>>173544879
Because I just got here and was scrolling down to the bottom of the thread. Good enough excuse?

>>173544774
i don't know either anon but it's pretty hot to be honest

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>>173544773
Here you go (^:

>>173544806
Everyone attacks everyone dingus
>>173544946
Okay.

>>173545151
>Everyone attacks everyone dingus
Asgore only ever attacks 1 character aka Frisk
Undyne only ever attacks Frisk
Sans never attacks anyone on TP
Papyrus only ever attacks Frisk

Toriel attacks Frisk, Asgore and Flowey. That's three times the amount of any other non-Flowey character and all three are either family, former family or potential family

>>173545326
That's how they >>173531950
communicate~
Btfo

>>173545523
That doesn't apply to any of the things I listed

>>173545572
:D

>>173531715
Reminder to set "illegal content" when reporting (((them))). It makes the mods come quicker, allegedly.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

All i'm saying is that Toby made Toriel a drunk that attacks her family and that's canon.

>>173545794
Toriel doesn't drink in game, so headcanon.
Just like Charanarrator

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>>173545705

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Gimme all the spooders you have, stat!

>>173546108
Don't respond to the shitter.

>>173546249
I'm confused about who the shitter is nowadays

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i want a gote

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>>173546212
k

>>173546374
(((He))) is. Don't respond.

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>>173546374
Just report and ignore anyone inciting drama

Now, let's start asking the real quesitons

Why is Pap so fabulous?

>>173546489
MSPG is?
>>173546521
Does me making jokes about Toriel being an abusive drunk count as drama? I'm just stating things that are canon

>>173546595
That's not canon dumby.

>>173546595
No, (((((((((((((((he)))))))))))))) is. R & I.

>>173546702
All i'm doing is listing things that happen either the game or supplemental material written by Toby. Everyone is free to draw their own conclusions

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>>173546415
Just as long as you're prepared for a lifetime of debt and hard work to take care of his special needs.

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>>173539891
This is the lewdest thing I've drawn.

>>173546595
If you're correct, then going by the Q&A it's also clear Flowey is still cared for and questionable if he's still Underground or not.

Which means the anon who always insists that Flowey is forgotten and left alone afterwards is wrong.

Anyone got some romance fanfics with Chara?
I can't get enough of 'em.

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Mods ain't havin it today

>>173546810
If it doesn't happen in the game it's not canon. That's like making a fanfiction written by the creator as a joke canon.
Artbook is cut content and q/a doesn't apply to the actual game.

hi guys

>>173547130
wassup

>>173546970
>it's also clear Flowey is still cared for
Only if we assume that the one asking the question is Frisk and not some omnipotent narrator which is a pretty fair headcanon I suppose
>and questionable if he's still Underground or not.
I'd say there's more evidence that he then that he isn't. He's the only character to not interact with anyone else
>>173547114
True. I guess Toriel attacked her ex husband, her child and some random kid that she tried to adopt while sober

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>>173547130
Howdy!

wait guys i'm here too
hi

>>173545705
>a mod waded through our shit just to make an example out of this guy

ayy

>>173546994
Weird I don't see that anywhere. Is there an option in 4chan x that turns it off?

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>>173547302
hi!