/meg/ - Mass Effect General

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>>173473037
cora

Cora is cute

Is the game fixed yet?

Quick reminder that if you've cured the genophage you've doomed the milky way and you might've just as well let the reapers win.

>>173473098
No.

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Reminder that Bioware's probably going to Dragon Age this series and switch to a new main character and cast in the next game.

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>>173473083

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You know the drill.
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VETRA IS COMFY!

Is Jaal considered attractive by other Angara? Or is he 5/10

>>173473181
CUTE

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https://pastebin.com/AYJm24Xj new vetra fags update, less frying pan edition

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>>173473187

>>173473208
A couple random people on Aya talk about how gorgeous he is, so, yeah I guess he is.

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>>173473208
He's quite popular and knows it. Probably 8-9/10 for angara.

Is there still a free trial for Origin Access?

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>>173473187
I sure do. Aggressively sexualize Sara.

>>173473208
Apparently you can overhear a couple of female angara on Aya talking about how he'd be rolling in pussy if he wasn't completely oblivious, so he probably is.

>>173473208
hang out at the tavetaan

Reminder that Jaal is the BETA husbando. He's got no jaw and is a literal cuckold. Tumblrites will try to hide this by giving him a jaw in their art. But we know the truth.

>>173473301
>>173473308
>>173473328
>>173473330
Imagine how good looking his brother is.

>>173473282
see
>>173473037

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>>173473289
This is a good post.

>>173473328
This is not.

>>173473318
No idea. No origin access in my country, but you can check it yourself
https://www.origin.com/store/origin-access

>>173473357
You clearly haven't seen his romance.

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Can I play a Terra Firma xenophobe in MEA?

>>173473208
>>173473373
By angaran standards, if Jaal is hot, his brother must be an absolute monster.

>>173473391
fuck

>>173473208
>they literally all look the same

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>>173473443
no

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>Want to tell Looters that they should respect the dead
>"L-looting is wrong..."

God fucking damn it Ryder

>>173473357
Also

>talks with a deep, exotic accent
>his appearance, while alien, still has the "V" silhouette of an aesthetically muscular male
>is extremely open with his feelings and loyal
>has been hurt in the past by another woman

He's right out of a ladies' romance novel.

>>173473573
What a little bitch.

>>173473586
except for the face and those freaky teeth

>>173473586
He's straight out of a tumblr schlickfic.

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Can Bioware salvage his romance?

>>173473282
I liked the frying pan stuff, I want to bully Vetra

>>173473680
Isn't that what I said?

>>173473719
No. The only way to fix it is to remove Jill, and if you do that then his entire character doesn't go anywhere.

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>>173473435
who the fuck would buy a ubishit game on origin?

>>173472485
>And inbreeding increases the likelihood of defects and disabilities in offspring.
1st gen incest offspring have the likelihood of getting birth defects at the same rate as a woman in in late 30's early 40's.

The whole "mutated incest family of hillbillies" is complete fiction with the real issue being harmful recessive genes. It'd take 3+ generations to stockpile that much shit to make defects visible and that's with modern times. In ME this wouldn't even be an issue considering most everyone is some form of designer baby.

>>173473719
>why is this box so big

What the fuck was that box even for

I hope they salvage his romance because even fags deserve better than getting cucked by some random bitch

Weird that Ryder doesn't freak out over the fact that SAM can kill him whenever.

>introduce cool new alien
>SHOW ONE EXAMPLE OF IT, NEVER TOUCH ON IT AGAIN
Yahg WHEN

>>173473328
is Jaal a harem MC

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>>173473719
>they couldn't write a gay romance without including an annoying fag hag that won't fuck off and ruins everything

I legitimately feel bad for anyone who was looking forward to him.

>>173473871
Internally he does, but SAM doesn't let him express that fear to others.

>>173473879
There was one in ME3.

They were pre-spaceflight iirc so there's not really a reason for more of them to be up in space.

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>>173473163
But I want more Kallo.

>>173473892
Nah, he's not into multiple waifus stuff. Also too alpha for this.

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Do N7s have manuals too?

>>173473586
Don't forget
>very desirable by angaran standards but only has eyes for Ryder
I wasn't joking with the Mr. Darcy comparison the other day.

>>173473676
Yeah, but I find I can usually ignore it t b h. I got with MacCready in FO4 and what few teeth he had left were brown, chipped, or both, so there've definitely been worse.

>>173473957
>There was one in ME3
where

>>173473984
Probably a codex

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>>173473746
you can save them from an older edition I bet, but know my list won't keep it any more.

>>173473984
N7s have actual training.

>post-game
>7/9 Remnant Data Cores
D-doushiyo, /meg/?

>>173473969
>not into multiple waifus

Guess he's just stuck with his mom then.

>>173474006
Sur'Kesh

The squaddies comment on it if you bring Garrus and/or Liara iirc

>>173474006
STG facility where Mordin is. If you did the Shadow Broker stuff you joke with Garrus about it being the next Shadow Broker.

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>implying the actual asari commandos need "battle manuals"

>>173474078
>remembering that exact line from like six fucking years ago
Hahaha fuck

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>>173474076
>Guess he's just stuck with his mom then.
Filthy lies.

>>173473986
I don't think you can get worse than having a bulbous head, atrophied jaw and a nose that looks like it's been punched by a krogan cock

>ywn bully Cora by saying the salarian manuals are better

>>173474174
He could've played it yesterday, you fucking sperg.

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>>173473202
>natural armor plates
>spiky
>Tall
>yet somehow is the cuddliest and most sensitive lover
Turians are an enigma a sexy enigma

>>173474192
>Sara consoles Jaal with a platonic hug after Jaal learns his older brother also fucked his mom

>human
>asari
>turian
>quarian
>angara
When are we going to be able to sign a breeding contract with a Salarian?!

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>play gold match
>everything is fucking amazing
>team just shitting on every enemy
>nobody even gets downed

holy shit

anyone run into the data pad bug during Stolen Remnant drive core quest?

I can't load an old save because I'm so far into my current game.

Anyone have any potential fixes, or am I fugged into waiting until they patch the game

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>>173474192
Mods pls filter all these.

https://youtu.be/IhZPgQXU8eA?t=2m5s

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>>173474352
>platonic

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>>173474273
It's established fact that turians are literally made for cuddling.

Does anyone have a strike team at 20 with no negative traits?

>>173474205
Women tend to be more willing to forgive a subpar appearance if the guy's personality is good. And I think he's cute anyway.

>>173474458
MOOOOOOODDDDDDS!

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>>173474458

>>173474554
No amount of personality or bias will change his objective misfortune to be born as an Angaran

>>173474215
>she will never get flustered and blush as she tries to defend the asari manuals.
>ywn tease her for hours until she snaps and has her way with you, holding you down with her biotics.

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>>173473986
>tfw fucked goddamn Hancock in FO4
Now I can fuck anything.

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I don't know why but anytime I use a bunch of powers close together the game crashes. Most classes or "profiles" you'll never run into this on, but Vanguard can get charge to basically be instant, or near instant, so using a bunch of powers really close together, after the other, happens a lot on Vanguard.

Which runs me into a lot of crashes. I asked around their help forums, seems like I'm not the only one that noticed. Noted it during pre-release, devs didn't respond. Noticed it before the first patch after release. Devs didn't respond. Noting not after 1,05, still no dev response.

They clearly don't give a fuck.

Anyone else run into a build that uses/can use a bunch of powers close together, rapid fire, crashing the game? I've only noticed it using Vanguard builds that reduce the charge recharge time to basically nothing.

>>173474458
JESUS FUCK this is a blue board.

>>173474386
then it crashed at wave 7 right?

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>>173474372
Salarians are pure boys who have zero sex drive so you're not allowed to romance one unless you're an asari.

But that's a load of horseshit.

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>>173474872
>buff salarian

>>173474864
This post physically hurts me.

>>173474872
>not allowed to romance one unless you're an asari.
Maybe Salarians don't find other aliens except Asari attractive.

>>173474987
Maybe that's stupid, Mac.

>>173474248
Truth be told I only remember because I'm reading an ME3 fic at the moment. Razor's Edge, really good.

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>>173474050
I want to see the Cookie turian and Vetra cooking/baking together!

>>173474936
why is he holding wheat

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>>173474473
Probably some prothian meddling going on... prothians literally made turians for cuddles, but were reaped before they were perfected, gaining sapience on their own.

>>173475050
Maybe you're right

>>173475084
It's an angaran spermatozoa, designed to crawl into the female's reproductive organs.

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>>173474930
Last we heard of Tazzik he was working under Feron as Agents for the Liara Broker

>>173474701
There are worse things, anon. Face aside, he's got really good musculature, and he's nice and big which is great for hugging.

>>173474750
>fucking a meth addict Railfag ghoul
Nah, you do you, anon. I'm curious, what got you into him? I don't think many people pick Hancock for nothing.

>>173474386
Is everyone doing the double ammo powers glitch with vanquishers now?

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>>173475112
>turians are just prothean body pillows

>>173475324
yes !

>>173475297
he's got two bone spurs sticking out of his cavern-dipped chest, he'd be terrible to hug. His body is gross too.

>>173475280
>that image
If Salarians went extinct I bet that's how the Krogan would picture them.

>>173475324
I hope they actually buff stuff when the fix that.

>>173475390
Nice. Hopefully it doesn't get fixed for a week at least. I need to stockpile. Plus guns actually feel fun now.

>>173475280
What gun is that?

>>173475593
M-100 grenade launcher. Semi-automatic, fires 25mm HEDP grenades with super future explosives, flash-fabricates its ammo.

>>173475593
M100 grenade launcher.

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>join gold mp game
>character model didn't load in the lobby, but whatever
>spawn as some default human soldier character with no abilities, no consumables, no ammo booster and what were probably Avenger I and Katana I
>spend whole game pelting enemies with spitballs with teammates carry me with Vanquishers

Whats the best pistol in andromeda

>>173473719
Eh. I got over it. Sure I don't like the whole thing about her trying to force herself into our relationship but she seems reasonable enough. Maybe she's wise up and realize that it's best that we raise the kid without her. I'd love to be a dad with Gil

>>173475408
Are they bone? I assumed they were extensions of his head tentacles like the concept art and the 3D modelers were just shit at conveying that.
>His body is gross too.
Not really. His limbs are thick and stocky without being fat, his gait is a reasonable balance of graceful and powerful (at least considering he's digitigrade), and overall he's got a good sturdy shape to him. He looks strong, basically.

>>173475797
Talon or carnifex

Long ago in a distant land, I, Harbinger, the mollusc master of dark space, unleashed an unspeakable evil. But, a foolish spectre warrior wielding a stealth ship stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future where my evil is law. Now, the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is indoctrinated.

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>>173475297
Huh, spirit, probably. He's a junkie, sure, and nothing I can do about it (he's a ghoul already anyway, it'll not kill him). But we share the same opinion on almost every situation and have a very similar world view, which is extremely important to me, so I took "buddy"-bait instantly, then it became more. I also have a great respect to him for making Goodneighbor what it is. Plus, he's charismatic as fuck.

>>173475836
I think they'd be bone, otherwise he wouldn't really have anything protecting the fleshy bits underneath them.

He looks like a purple potato on fat chicken legs with bad posture

>First two premium packs contain Vanquishers
>Effortlessly top the scoreboards every time, not even playing as an infiltrator

How can any other weapon class compete in a game where enemies are so slow and vulnerable to headshots?

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>>173476006
Welcome to the new mass effect.
Lazy new aliens, ugly new weapons and armor clipping.
They even forgot about decent head gear.

>>173476223
We don't need tactical visors when we have a SAM in our head.

Also Ryder's not a fuckin nerd lol

>>173476006
Or he could have bones protecting his fleshy bits on the INSIDE, like humans and most other living organisms do. And he doesn't remotely come off as fat, he's big because he's got muscle.

Anyone have enemy hp/damage % values for insanity and other difficulties?

>>173476329
SAM just made the designers and writers really fucking lazy.

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>>173476223
>tfw Motoko Kusanagi lookalike vanguard charging around with this bad boy on

>>173476223
Male Shepard's looks like somekind of future MLG headset

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>>173476369
Looks fat to me. And it still looks like bone. Ugly, nasty bone.

His body is disgusting

>>173476426
Yeah because they put a lot of effort before.

>>173476329
>fucking nerd lol
Consider suicide, fatass redditor.

>>173476521
Ugh disgusting, imagine what a female one looks like.

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>>173476521
Back is hot as fuck tho.

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>>173476521
Oh you're seeing that as flab, yeah the modellers really fucked up the Angara concept

>>173476590
Looks like a frog dissection

>>173476583
Do you think they make the bone spurs bigger and boob shaped

>>173476590
Nice water Bioware

>>173476658
Yes

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>>173476590
I want to be protected by this back.

>>173473573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3aLdJ1vqdg

>>173476645
I will relent and say If they got it correct the Angara might be relatively attractive minus the face

>>173476549
They were always lazy but SAM is the beginning and end to everything now.
SAM is the main character, Ryder is just a fleshy host.

>>173476549
Go back to your basement you salty ogre

>>173476812
t. obese redditor speaking like one
Go back to r/mass reddit.

>2017
>still no hanar spectre party member

shit series

>>173476859
You can't fuck a jellyfish.

>>173476837
>m-my Shepard isn't a nerd!
>headsets are cool
>my mommy says so
>my VR waifu-sim headset is bad ass

How come miranda fugged shepard near the drive core? Is it because Tali and Jack hang out there and she's marking her territory?

>>173476897
you just haven't tried hard enough

>>173476859
>No blasto
>No Elcor vanguard
>No Volus Quartermaster who buys your salvage for peanuts and sells it on for gold

>>173476859
What do the redditors who write this le epic funnie posts xD think when they write this shit?

>>173476932
The noise of the drive core masks her pig sex noises

>>173476942
It's always a tentacle porn.

>>173476897
>not getting tentacle fucked by a Hanar

>>173476929
I don't give a fuck about your pathetic franchise, i'm here to laugh at you for liking it in the first palce.
You speak like a redditor, who the fuck unironically uses the word ''nerd'' nowadays?
But yes, le epic redditor, le Shepard is le badass xDD

>>173476859
Speaking of hanars, how the fuck quarians managed to put them in cryo?

>>173477134
Have you had dinner yet?

>>173476932
Maybe she actually didn't want anyone to hear, and the drive core is the loudest place on the ship.

>>173477151
Gypsy curses

>>173477134
>unironically

Fucking aspies.

>>173477151
stuff them in a ziploc baggie, toss them in the freezer

>>173477224
but the volus were fucking great in ME3's mp

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>>173477151
Veeeeeery carefully.

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>>173477041

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>>173477151
A big frozen fish tank?

>>173473037
http://blog.bioware.com/2017/04/04/mass-effect-andromeda-patch-1-05-notes/

>Multiplayer balance changes: Weapons, cover, and enemies (see below for detailed notes on balance changes)
>Looks below
>Can't see shit captian

Where do I find the detailed notes on balance changes? Failing that can you guys give me a quick rundown on what they actually are?

>>173477151
>turns out the cryo went wrong
>hanar's higher brain functions were fucked up by the long sleep
>only their base, animal instincts remain
>Quarian ark is overrun by tentacle-raping hanar

>>173477426
http://blog.bioware.com/2017/04/06/patch-1-05-multiplayer-balance-updates/

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>>173477468
>Mattock:
>Lowered damage per round to partially offset increase in rate of fire
>Lowered damage per round from 71–89 to 50–63

WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY DO THIS? THE DAMAGE WAS ALREADY TOO FUCKING LOW!

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>>173477440
That explains why quarians said not to come any closer to them.

>>173477440
The footage from the Ark will be popular as fuck.

>>173477468
Thank you

>>173473083
Core is a strung out drug addict?

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Post purity.

>>173473573
Yeah that's pretty much how I felt

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>>173473573
>they call you a pussy
>tfw you agree with them
>tfw you've killed literally 2,000 enemy soldiers but are still a beta

>ywn get to comfort Vetra after she freaks out about not being able to bond over vid games like you do with Sid
>YWN get to watch her over think herself into a stupor of 'sid is better for you than me' only to tell her how silly she is being
>ywn laugh about the incident with the crew for years to come

>>173477537
Because they are stupid and don't understand the enormity of a 30% damage nerf.

>>173478162
>MEA2
>few months from end of MEA
>Cora's been spiraling down ever since the Asari ark shit
>starts to chafe at the boring roles she's had to take play on Meridian
>heads off world
>abandons all the military and asari protocol bullshit to "try something new"
>becomes a red sand addict
>starts to enjoy people being afraid of her powers
>suddenly an interesting character

>>173478570
That's some reverse Garrus&Omega tier of development.

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>>173478197
Purest.

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>>173478197
pure slut

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>>173478980
NOT CANON
O
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C
A
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O
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnO9BuBe8PM
Peebee & Drack banters

>races across millions of years working on the crucible, when they realize they fail they spread the plans for it across the galaxy to ensure the next cycle has a chance
>ME3 events is the culmination of a quadrillion souls striving to break the cycle of the Reapers
This gets my dick hard.

>>173479090
Do any of these mention Ryder's relationship?

>>173478698
Pretty much. But instead of sucking Ryder's dick when he comes to re-recruit her she blows him off and bitches him out for cucking her out of the Pathfinder job.

How do I go to NG+?

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>>173479076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2jGJt-CFdM
C A N O N
A
N
O
N
SARA IS ONLY HUMAN AFTER ALL

>>173479090
So, PB's mother is Aria?

If you romance Vetra you will never be able to escape from having to present Sid as your wife's sister. You will be forever a cuck

>>173474872
>salarians don't have as powerful sex drives
>however many of them enjoy bondage and BDSM, and it's more prevalent and less taboo in their culture than in others

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>>173479110
>pick refusal solely as a "fuck you" to the reapers
>the achievement of millions of years of work undone in the pull of a single trigger by an angry, dying marine
>mfw

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>>173479205
SARA IS PURE FOR SCOTT

BIOWARE LIES IN THEIR TRAILERS

>>173479197
pls

>>173479287
>not making her your second wife

New galaxy, new rules, motherfucker.

>>173479197
It's an option when you click new game (you get quick start male, quick start female, custom, and NG+)

>>173479197
create new game. asks if you want a NG+ before char creation

>>173479375
Finish a playthrough, then start a new game, you'll be able to play NG+

>>173479353
Why

>>173479110
>Deus Ex Machina off-switch
>"You reached this platform so the solution we've staunchly implemented for millions of years is somehow no longer valid please choose our fate senpai LOL"

This makes my dick soft forever.

>>173479287
not with that attitude

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>>173479343
This

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>>173479205
This is an obvious digital manipulation.

>>173479343
>implying sara isn't shared between them

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>>173479343
>>173479543
No shit. Absolutely fake.

>>173479471
Didn't actually reach any platform. You passed out in front of the control panel and the Catalyst lifted you up.

>>173479423
>>173479418
>>173479406
thanks

>>173479601
Why does Jaal love to spin her so much?

>>173479706
It disorients her and makes her easier to take advantage of.

>>173479287
>Not marrying your sister and sister in law at the same time.

>>173479851
Sara doesn't have a sister

>>173479925
>who is scott

>>173479797
Not with that attitude

>>173479287
>If you romance Vetra you will never be able to escape from having to present Sid as your wife's sister.

I genuinely don't get the problem/joke.

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>>173479706
cause it's cute.
what, you wouldn't spin sara around if you could? i'd give her piggybacks if I could.
he's literally the disney prince of husbandos and i'm 100% ok with that.
i just wish my first playthrough w/ vetra romance had vetra spinning scott around.

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>>173479976
>>173479601
This general is home to Sara and you are posting fake news.
Keep purity to a maximum.

>>173479954
FUCK REPLIED TO THE WRONG POST CUNT NOW I HAVE TO WAIT 72s

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https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12439067/1/The-Break-We-Deserve
hey guys, new scott/vetra content!

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>>173479976
>vetra spinning scott
DO WANT

>>173474273
Because:

>tall
>abandonment issues, psycholgically likely to be really clingy in bed
>higher body temperature than humans, always warm
>denser musculature than humans, always keeps you held tight

Vetra is the best cuddler on the Tempest, scientifically proven.

Post Scott/Sara fanfics

>>173480039
What could be more pure or wholesome than hugging your waifu? The ones where the guy lifts her off the floor and spins her around are the best and most romantic.

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>>173479976
To be honest, in that scene it was she who started it. And this was bold as fuck. I guess she likes spinning.

>don't want to NG+ because the game is full of boring and tedious shit and the story is devoid of moments that would make a second play through interesting
>want to keep playing because the new universe and the characters are engaging enough

This is the worst kind of "being empty after finishing something"

It's like watching only one quarter of the first season of a new and promising show.

>>173480227
Sara is for Scott only.

>>173479976
This scene was so awkward, they just start doing a mormon sex position in front of everyone

>>173480298
>hoverhanding her ass

Jaal cmon

>>173480298
Can't wait for someone to swap this to Scott/Sara

>>173480356
Scott is a weak manlet, he can't spin her for shit. Instant disqualification.

>>173480054
Decent.

Seems the volume of Scott/Vetra fanfic is improving as well.

>>173480427
Modelswaps will be godsend for SFM porm in this game. Imagine any of the already existing sex scenes with Vetra.

>>173480526
That scene where Scott picks up and rails Cora wouldn't really work.

I just read an article stating that ME3 was perfect until the ending. Do people legitimately think that? It sure would explain a lot about Andromeda

>>173480526
too bad bioware couldn't be fucked to make a nude vetra model

>>173480374
Well, they're in public. It's not like he can grope her in front of a bunch of people.

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>>173474458

>>173480594
Yes it would. DOMINATE THE FEMTUR

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>>173473083
CUTE

>>173480692
The sad part is a lot of people DO think that.

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>>173480364
>livestreamed this stuff for the whole cluster
Totally worth it.

>You will never have Vetra walking in on you while you are cuddling Sid in your quarters

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>>173480692
Normies do. And that's what ME3 was catering to basically.

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>>173480834
Cute?

>>173480895
Akksul will probably shoot himself after seeing that.

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>>173480834

>>173479976
All looking at them with the face of "what the fuck are you doing?" and "the best example of autism"

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>>173480594
It would if you swapped Scott for Vetra and Cora for Scott

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>>173480978
yes

Wait, so Hainly Abrams is the trans character?

>no brown elf-like alien species
maybe next game

>>173481286
Yes.

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>>173481030
>the violently anti-alien fanatic who shot best boy will probably shoot himself
And he'd probably miss like the bitch he is.

>>173481286
Yeah.

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>>173481197
Yes.

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>>173481293
why not something like this?

>>173481286
it's a colonization effort. why would they bring more special snowflakes that can't breed?

>>173481286
It still boggles the mind that they pissed off the trannies so badly, that they had to include a reference in the next patch to what is an extremely minor NPC.

Trannies do not even amount to 1% of the population, even the flimsy justification of pandering to homos (10%) makes more sense

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>>173481161
>everyone is smiling
>evfra face when

>>173481605
They may be an incredibly small part of the general population, but Bioware's made sure they make up a proportionately large part of their fanbase. They brought this on themselves.

>>173473037
>>173473282
https://pastebin.com/xd73kVj8
i transcribed this and updated the vetrafag pastebin

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>>173481657
"and that the story of why evfra joined the roekarr"

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>>173476521

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>>173481657
>FUCKING DEGENERATES GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GALAXY!!!!!REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>173481423
And he just started to recover. Good job, Sara.

>>173481746
>"Change is coming for the angara and the humans. We're lucky to have each other... at least that's what Evfra said. No, he really did."
Evfra is being tsun-tsun as always.

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>>173480169

how exactly does one spec a krogan champion?

this is probably the most confusing fucking MP character i've ever seen

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>>173481161
You think that's judgmental?

>>173482116
Reverse Vanguard
You want to pull enemies to you and melee or let your team combo off you with Annihilation field.

>>173481712
gods work friend

If you are from one of those countries where Mercy is called Angel... go kill yourselves, you uncreative French/Russian fucks

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>>173482334
Wrong general, bud.

I want to read a oneshot of the crew, learning from scott, that turians do in fact have tits.

>>173482501
I want to read a oneshot of the crew, learning from scott, that all turians do in fact have tits.

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>>173482334
you heard it here folks, time to raid the overwatch board

>no Renegade option to deal with the Nexus protesters in hydroponics
I love the setting, but this game is gay.

Given that the last pack was Macedon and Persia, do you think the next to be added will be Byzantines and Ottomans? It wouldn't be surprising to have four Greek factions given how Hellenoboo Firaxis aooears

>>173482234
>tfw normies in pugs are too stupid to use power combos

god damn shame

>>173482750
I don't think the Greeks could afford to go to Andromeda.

>>173481657
>I had fun once and it was awful

>>173481657
>be evfra
>temporary send your best soldier to watch over shitty weirdos-aliens
>he succeeded, saved Moshae with some autistic pathfinder
>still haven't returned to aya, something isn't right
>get the news about Ryder defeating Akksul without a single shot, solving the problem of the Roekarr
>offer a promotion to your best soldier, he refuses and decides to stay with aliens
>get the news about Ryder defeating the enemy they couldn't kick out from Heleus for 90 years
>fuck
>find out Jaal is fucking human pathfinder when everyone else around are already know about it for months
>double fuck
>realize you've lost your best soldier forever and the Resistance more or less have no Stronk Enemy now
>no one gives a shit about you
Being Evfra is suffering.

>They fixed Peebee's gun

Awwww

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REhDJALfE54

>>173482703
Well you can have them marched out of there at gunpoint at least

>>173482750
Fraxis better add quarians or i'ma be pissed.

>>173474273
Is is strange I read that in Zap's voice

>>173483216
Yes because Zap doesn't have a voice.

>>173481605
At least now I don't have to have some minor character being trans shoved in my face, I have to dig deeper to even see it so I can just effectively ignore it altogether.

>>173483134
>tfw can KEK JAAL WITH EVFRA in the next game
I'm so ready for surly blue dick

>>173483187
Yeah, and I did, but I would have enjoyed the option to jack one in the gut/gob and kindly explain that trying to disconnect water to hydroponics is fucking terrorism instead of feeling sorry for the poor, misguided civilians that only love their families.

>>173474386
I can barely make it through a silver game. How do you do it man?

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>discover some shitty beacon on Mars
>30 years later humanity rules the entire fucking galaxy with a fleet of super powered space mollusk dreadnaughts

>>173483501
>When the Reaper husk pretends it can communicate

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>>173481928
>WHAT IF SHE'S LIKE ME?
>But his sister? There's something... off.
>You think that I want your face to have another scar because of my problems?
>you chose to deal with my issues

I skimmed through this thinking it was just an incest story but did they actually write Sara as autistic or something?

Fuck Andromeda

Cmdr. Shepard was a badass

Ryder is a cuck

>>173483425
>Can't carry Silver
Seriously

oh my fucking god

the grind for MEAMP is fucking arduous. i miss the fuck out of my maxed-out roster in me3mp

>>173483629
>thinking it was just an incest story
It is.
>but did they actually write Sara as autistic or something
They did.

>>173483629
One thing you'll notice about incestfags is that they really, really want Sara to be autistic to the point of needing a handler.

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>>173483286

>>173483501
ABSOLUTELY HU-MANITY

Peebee is CUTE!
tfw no tummy kissu

Are there any guides for MP out?

I've been trying to clear Bronze with Human Sentinel for 2 hours and only extracted once. How the hell is everyone doing so much more damage than me?

>>173483425
bring an OP gun like vanquisher or black widow

if you don't have one of those, just do a melee build (human vanguard if you have none other unlocked)

play against outlaws

>>173483867
SOME

THIS HURTS YOU

>>173483867
Dude, she never covers her tummy. Can you imagine all the sand and dust from multiple planets in her bellybutton?

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>tfw using bullshit AI to cheat at poker to help a wayward soul embrace proper behavior

>>173483501
no wonder batarians hate them.
humanity wide crusade against the four-eyed freaks when?

>>173483892
>Only extracted once
>Bronze
What the hell dude.
Wait until you have 15sec left and B-line it to the evac. Throw up a barricade if need be.

@173483892
this is bait

>>173483925
>>>r/masseffect
>>173483983
thats why she needs someone to give her tummy a tongue bath

>>173483997
Aren'te Batarians like space Chinese?

>>173484157
>introducing potentially lethal space microbes into your body
Remember when Suvi licked a rock and had to be hospitalized? Now imagine if it was a warm, sweaty, hospitable breeding ground for bacteria.
Legitimately a bad idea to put your mouth on PeeBee.

>>173484051
This isn't what I meant.

I've only successfully completed one Bronze round. People either leave, or we all die. I don't understand why I'm doing so little damage with my Avenger. It's the only Assault Rifle I have at the moment.

>>173484157
are you implying that leddit hates peeeeeb?

>>173484221
In so much as neither are human, yes, but there are a lot of other differences.

>>173484221
even worse. they're space muslims

>>173484260
have you tried clicking on the enemy? that might work
fucking retard

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jaal is going to be made bi and there is nothing you can do about it :^)

What race are Krogans? Australians?

>>173484318
Hardly.

>>173484380
slavs

>>173484260
use your skills, nigga

that's what they're there for. Biotic explosions work wonders, as do tech explosions

>>173484380
inner-city american blacks desu

>>173484376
>more lesbo female options than straight ones
lmfao nice one bioware

>>173484376
>female player/male character
>james and javik included
great list bro

>>173484380
>insulting Krogans
The Angara are the bogans. They even have a city they call Australia but with some bullshit space spelling.

>>173484380
yeah nah m8 they can fuck right off

>>173484429
You sir, are a blight.

>>173484458
>all they do is fight for dominance to see who is the best
>government creates a way to stop them from breeding
like pottery

>>173484249
this why one must do it after the decontamination rooms in the kett base.

>>173484260
Oh
ARs are shit all around and the Avenger is just awful. Sentinel ain't a bad choice but honestly you should go Soldier or Vanguard. Much more survivability.

When you win the match purchase the 5k loot box for Common weapons and Characters. Do this until EVERYTHING is a Lv10. This gives you a massive boost in skill points to use for other classes.

At your level and with your equips you need to rely more on spamming abilities than trying for kills with your weapon. You'll get the hang of it. Also, use any boosters you get. They drop in every pack so don't ever worry about using too many.

>>173484537
>>government creates a way to stop them from breeding
I wish we had something half as effective as the genophage desu senpai

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>>173483786
>autistic to the point of needing a handler

I think it's something else. They say they like her autistic, but they really just like her being infantile. The lego thing kind of ticks both boxes, but then there's the posts about giving her sweets and speaking to her in baby-talk and protecting her from the horrors of reality.

They don't want a girl with a mental disorder. They want a girl that they don't have to share with the world, a girl they can just keep cooped up in a nice, safe room with them, who will never ever encounter other men or want to be with anyone else because she has the intelligence of a kid.

>>173484614
Sad, but pretty spot on, anon.

>>173484221
Space North Koreans.

>>173484687
nah Batarians arent that based

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>>173484380
>>173484318
>>173484296

>>173484614
>One person posts about their kink so they all like it
I just like her being autistic. Don't really see Scott as her handler considering she can do most everything on her own but sometimes crashes in social situations.

>>173484721
ebin meimei anon

But seriously, that's the best analogy.