/meg/ - Mass Effect General

>>173448316
VETRA

Cora a cute

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The other thread's not even at the bump limit you whore.

Any fapfics I should know about?

>>173448630
Pic limit though.
That's why I know they might delete this.

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TURIAN WAIFUS ARE BEST WAIFUS

#th for futa is NOT gay!

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>>173447201
>>173446795
>>173446020
Considering going with a muted grey for the scarf and leggings, it works well with the fixed white leggings.

Face censored because it's an ugly OC Ryder.

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>>173448316
Ralph please stop, it's not even at 740 posts yet

>>173448715
I want a threesome with these twins

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>>173448790
This. I'm a fag and I would never fuck anything with tits.

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Let's see if we can do it right in this thread.
NO sexualizing Sara.
NO shipping her.

>>173448630

Image limit.

Do you really want to wait when Ralph is still out there, somewhere

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No sexualization in this thread, alright? All reports of sexual interspecies relations are just deceitful slander.

Now let's have a nice, civil, family friendly discussion.

>>173447829
>Asari Ryder and friends banned from entering the hospital premises ever again because she tried to switch comatose Cora's tracheal tube with her mating tube for an extranet photo while her two friends were teabagging their glans over Cora's eyes

>>173448968
Damn right, interspecies sex is disgusting.

SaraxLiam is OTP.

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Nth for Scott and Sara having a romantic but non-sexual relationship

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>>173449049
Sara is only for Scott.

The total devotion Cora has for Scott is pretty neat, if he pulled a military coup and took over the galaxy or some shit she'd be all for it

She also never gave a second thought to the suffering of non humans/asari either

Hopefully bioware does something cool with her next game and not ignore her like former best waifu ashley

what does asari cum taste like?

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V E T R A
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>mfw Kett on Gold

Pubs can't handle Kett on Bronze, so I don't know what I thought would happen.

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>>173449157
What type of deck does she play?

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>>173449298
Gee, I wonder.

>>173449175
I'd want everyone but Liam to return, I'm biased towards Cora though as I romanced her. Bioware doesn't have a good track record when it comes to human squad mates returning though.

>>173449208
Different for each individual, MTJ tastes of one's own favorite fruit.

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>>173448924
Uh oh, what's this?

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VETRA
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>>173449504
That's Jaal fantasizing about a disabled girl.

Sham on Jaal.

>>173447789
>Cora
"Muh asari, muh Alec promised me his pathfinder place, tfw no one to worship". Great ass.
>Liam
Was neutral and even friendly about him at first, but his lack of professional competence and absolute stupidity in interindividual relationships made me want to throw him off in to the airlock.
>PeeBee
Was very skeptical for her at first, but then I got her and she actually grown on me. She's fine, just need to grow up a bit.
>Drack
Too old, too krogan. Makes me feel even older and this is not really inspiring for the "new beginning".
>Vetra
Not really my type of girl, but she's okay. Also "Muh Sid"
>Jaal
It was weird to realize that under all this weirdness and suspiciousness hides a very soft and fragile dude. In the end, he's probably the closest one in the team. Plus, living the whole life with cats made me like angara immediately.

>>173449504
Stop that. Sara is pure.

>>173449504
Stop right there, you scoundrel.

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>>173449208
>>173449494

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>>173449574
But this is a recorded footage!

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>>173449574
>>173449709
>>173449728

>>173449907
>the face of an alien rapist

>>173449976
Anon, I think you're confused. It's not rape if she wants it.

>>173449976
rape implys she didn't agree to it

>feel excited to start a new CC character with improved skin and eyes
>excitement slowly dwindles realizing that it's still impossible to make a CC Ryder that looks as good as autistic Sara

>Helghast autist
>Ralph
>Liaraxfemshep autist
>Tali autists
>Vetra autists

Why do these threads have so many autists

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Only for pure.

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>>173449976
It's not rape when it's mutual satisfying their deplorable primal hunger.

>>173449907
Purge the galaxy of Angaran scum

>>173449907
>Jaal is the winner of 'most hideous ME love interest' award
feels bad man

>flirt with Reyes pretty often until I make it official with Gil
>final scene of the game go in to kiss Gil and talk about raising kids
>Reyes T-Poses

Why did we almost get sucked into space in Liam's loyalty mission but on Cora's we apparently now have magnetic boots?

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>>173450186
So if we're not talking about waifus, what else is there?

>>173450332
I can't get over how ugly Angaran heads and legs are.

>>173450336
kek

>>173450284
>tfw angarans have a poo-in-loo lifestyle
>take baths in rivers and lakes that are full of shit and waste, free shitting, no running water..

>>173448924
I ship Sara X ___ME___

>>173450441
Heads, legs, chest. It's all ugly.

The only parts that are nice is they have great hips, fantastic arms and thighs, and everything else looks like hot garbage

>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who think Sara would willingly have intercourse with a sentient, misshapen eggplant

>>173450356
both missions were probably written by different writers. bad coordination.

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>>173450583
Same.

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Jesus fuck, get a room.

>>173450584
I think their legs are cute, actually. Especially when they sit. Do you think their feet are prehensile? They kind of look like they have vestigial "thumbs" on them...

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>>173448924
I ship Sara and Alec

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>>173449698

I get the impression that some folks at Bioware find being highly unprofessional and having a total lack of impulse control endearing.

>mfw Liam throwing a fit because his 'plan' sin't working out
>mfw Peebee podding me without permission or even a warning

This sort of behaviour has it's place, and that place is the wrong side of a fucking airlock.

>>173450730
>Jaal visiting mom

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>>173450881
Sahuna is pure
PURE

>>173450809
Gil fits this too, it's part of why I can't stand him.

>>173450284
It is when she's not competent to give consent.

Does the "Lab Technicians" cryo pod give you all three types of research data, or just Shitleus?

>>173450957
Do you think she lets all her sons fuck her, or just her favourite?

>>173451060
In my experience, it gives only Milky Way data.

Which is a lifesaver for getting a full set of advanced N7.

>>173451153
DO NOT SLANDER BEST MOM

>>173451153
They're all her favorites.

>>173450356

Kett ships are made of plastic.

>>173451212
So all of them, then

>>173451212
Exactly

Any mods yet? I would love to replace Sara with Snake from Phantom Pain.

>>173451205
>it gives only Milky Way data

Good, the most useful kind. Gotta level that Black Widow.

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>>173451318
wat

>>173450356

What? in Liam mission it was sudden depressurization sucking us out. Went through an airlock on the ark.

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>>173451153
Cease.

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>>173451372
On the Ark you break the window midfight, and PeeBee says that it's okay because you have mag boots.

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>>173448316
>megablocks

Why are Salarians and Krogan in this game suddenly wearing facepaint? Did that just become the boring new alien aesthetic?

Also why the FUCK did that human in the epilogue have a quarian name? Darla vas Hyperion?

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A cute.

>>173450284
wtf is wrong with her ass

>>173450978

Gil might crack wise and tinker a little more than I'd like, but he does his job and does it well be all accounts. I only took Kallo's side because I didn't want him experimenting with ship systems while we're in deep space.

That's nothing compared to how Liam and Peebee lack all capacity for foresight and chafe at taking any responsibility for their actions. Liam gets all depressed when you don't pat him on the back for taking you on the most ill conceived rescue op in Andromeda's history.

It's why I didn't like Sera from DAI, she steadfast refused to understand that her actions could in any way endanger the people she is trying to apparently stand up for, it was infuriating and ethically juvenile, and yet somehow they try to make out I'm the bad guy for chastising a character for being a child.

>>173451613
It was to try and distract from the fact they all have the exact same face model.

>>173451629
It's too perfect for this world.

>>173451615
>green eyes
Mod? Or nice shoop?

>>173451629
No muscle definition, round implant booty. From the looks of it they probably scanned a porn star actress or referenced one (otherwise I don't see why they would include stretch marks)

JAAL IS BI

>>173451247
I thought they were made out of bone?

Don't you scans tell you that most Kett shit is made out of bone that's effectively grown into an appropriate shape?

>>173451613

Some autistic tumblrina self insert diversity hire, pretty reasonable assumption.

>>173451613

The excuse given is that she was the daughter of the human ambassadors for the Quarian flotilla, and basically lived as they do.

Where the fuck these human ambassadors for the Quarians have been for the last three fucking games previously, I don't know. It's fan fiction levels of stupid.

>>173451771
>muscle definition
>woman ass

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>>173451771
Hazel, actually.
Have green.

>>173451613
She mentioned godparents, I assume they're Quarians or some shit.

>>173451865
Humans do have muscles in their ass you mongoloid. They don't just have a perfect globe of fat. It hangs with gravity.

I'm not complaining, I'm just saying that's why her ass looks funky

>>173451669
>It's why I didn't like Sera from DAI
Absolutely this. Sera was such an infuriating character. She only pays lip service to helping the little guy, her whole racket is just an excuse to screw around and punch nobles because her fucked-up idea of justice lets her handwave it as "they deserved it because they're rich." No wonder Tumblr likes her.

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>>173451615
She looks better with blue eyes desu.

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>>173451903
What kind of dumb nigger quarian would actually adopt a human into their limited resource fleet or keep the traditions of the fleet once they've abandoned it

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>>173451318
>tfw it's pretty much guaranteed there will be a mod that replaces Sara's face with Mass Effect 3's default Femshep's face because there are enough retards who seriously think she's cute

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>>173452012
>dark blue eyes

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>>173451772
It's time to stop lying to yourself, anon.

No seriously, anyone have any decent Mass Effect erotic literature?

>>173452104
Default ME3 Shep is good if you like middle-aged hags with dyed hair and contacts.
Default Ryder is good if you like twenty-something autistic potatoes of indeterminate race.

>>173452263
Some of the megsev stuff is alright.

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>>173451998
Do they though, I was under the impression she was an absolute misfire.

I see a lot of Sera in peebee, it's like she is just a revised and slightly less offensive version of her, but just like in DAI I would kick her out too if it was an option.

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>>173452165
I airbrushed away most of her imperfections.

She is Top Cute.

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>>173452263
Go to F-List, they've got a few channels there dedicated to Mass Effect roleplay.

>>173452528
>imperfections.
Delete this ,Sara is already perfect

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>>173451938
She's 21 y.o., for fuck's sake. Also quite healthy.
Also
>what is fat

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>>173452071
Fun fact:

Gillian (escaped child, Cerberus victim) was adopted by the quarians in the novel Ascension, after being rescued by the quarian Lemm and humans Anderson and Sanders, aaaaalll the way back before ME2. Her biotic powers made her a good asset when she grew up, and she earned the name "Gillian nar Idenna."

>>173452447
Sera and Peebee feel really different to me, the only similarities I can find is that they're both "quirky" and people find that annoying. I kept waiting for Peebee to annoy me the way Sera did and it never happened.

>>173452675
Mostly because Peebee's just passively quirky and never goes out of her way to get in the business of anyone else. The worst thing she does is when you first meet her and that's just tackling someone away from a console - and she gets guns pointed at her as a reward.

Sera, on the other hand, gets away with constant shit-stirring, constant pranking, constant shit-talking and existing to be a cunt to anyone she considers 'the enemy.' She's Robin Hood written by the regressive left.

Hey Brioche, if you're lurking can you post that semi-lewd mostly-fluff story you wrote about that malehum and femtur in C-Sec?

That autist who kept bitching all last month about wanting a C-Sec game with a femtur partner reminded me of it.

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>>173452606
Fat does not make your butt globulate like sara's though. Both tits and ass should generally take teardrop forms, not bubbles.

Fat will redistribute to a shape that is more similar to what you have in your female example pic/just the general ass on the right. There's a clear difference in how the shape differentiates between those examples and Sara's bubble butt.

That's not to say that it doesn't happen in real life, just that it deviates from the norm and thus looks strange, as anon initially noted.

>>173452675
I rolled my eyes at her introduction, got annoyed of her flippant dismissal of any questions despite moving onto my ship without an invite, then setting herself up near the escape pod.

Then her shit with Kalinda and get getting shot out of said escape pod that really should've killed you all was the absolute final straw.

>>173451669
Who chastised you for calling out Sera? Pretty much every other DAI companion thought she was an absolute retard.

>>173453026
IT'S THE FUTURE, SHE HAS AWESOME FUTURE TECH ASS IMPLANTS AND MASS EFFECT FIELDS HOLD THEM IN PLACE, THERE, IT'S SETTLED

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>>173453026
There's also a diffused light problem, but whatever. This is a game, and idealized bodies are normal. Let people have a good ass.

>>173453426
>This is a game, and idealized bodies are normal.
>he says, while everyone has potatofaces

Mass Effect's biggest issue is that it lacks any kind of actual style of its own.

>>173453426
>>173453243
I was never complaining, just stating

Personally I think she looks good

>>173453518
I could deal with the potato face if so many of the female characters didn't have shadowy, ashy beardskin

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>>173453518
I said bodies, not faces. Here's a solution.

>>173453180

I mean the way her interactions go, the form they take feels like if you don't entertain her then you're doing it wrong.

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It would be great if in the inevitable jaal/scott romance, when he confesses in his room, he references both the shirtless Liam scene and the "I must have misunderstood something" line from Sara's rejection by preempting the admission by saying he wants to make sure he's not misunderstanding the signals coming from you because he already misinterpreted them from another male human.

>>173453627
>faces are somehow not part of the body

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Good night /meg/
May your waifus be real in your dreams.

>>173453730
in video games, they are literally not.

>>173453730
In games head and body are separate models.

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>>173453734
Good night

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>>173452528
Sara a perfect.

>>173453720
leave

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>>173453720
>Jaal/Scott amounting to anything but Tumblrina wet dreams

>>173453951
no__

>PeeBee makes jokes about pirates on Kadara

How would an Asari even know about human pirate tropes like peg legs, eyepatches, and YAAAR? Why would that be her go to?

Humans are a new race in the galaxy and were unknown for most of her lfe. Why wouldn't she think of Asari pirates or Batarians?

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>>173454060
It wasn't a question.

>>173454060
Repent for your terrible post

>>173454115
Because JUST FUCK MY LORE UP SENPAI.

See also: Drack saying "Spender puts the 'ass' in assistant director".

>>173454115
Because Asari and Batarian pirates are old news, while human pirates were the new thing she wanted to learn about.

Come on man.

Honestly, this game is underrated as fuck.

Deserves much better than meme reviews and assblasted anti-sjw wannabe-nazi poltard bullshit

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wew the diverse production staff really have proven to me that to have a truly effective team you must embrace diversity.

imagine what andromeda would of been like if they had not worried about the staff being mixed both racially and politically we would of missed out on so many great things.

looking forward to that DLC a great way to show support to a wonderful company and product while still getting something in return.

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>>173454168
I wonder how many times did they change eyes textures and shaders.

someone give sara cat ears

>>173454115
she read a book about them.

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>>173454360
Have Sara in a fursuit.

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>>173454168
>>173454204
Jaal is going to ride Ryder like a champ. I can't wait to watch Jaal slowly move his head down to Ryder's throbbing erection. Watching that will be almost as sweet as watching the salty butthurt from straight women and anti-fags on here.

>>173454526
That post is fine

>>173453720 was not

>>173454249
If you say so, Ralph.

>>173454526
why are faggots so obsessed with making straight people faggots?

is it because, like the kett, they have no real way to reproduce?

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>>173454261
>imagine what andromeda would of been like if they had not worried about the staff being mixed both racially and politically we would of missed out on so many great things.

Considering pic related is Bioware Montreal, I don't think much would change.

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What are the odds of impregnating the Vetra?

>>173454678
obviously anon was talking about the two asian guys.

>>173454249
It certainly deserves higher scores than Dragon Age 2, which was fucking terrible.

>>173454762
0%

>>173454613
Why?

>>173454635
Why are straight people so obsessed with excluding faggots?

Is it because, like the Asari, they know they cannot resist temptation?

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>>173454261
>wew

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>>173454360
For what possible purpose?

>>173454526
kys

>>173454851
Because one is wishing for an objectively hot garbage scene to occur that could only possibly come out of the minds of the writers of Andromeda and the other is just good old fashioned homolust

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>>173448316
Shit edition, fake news pic.

Are there any sources out there with a good grasp on finer gameplay mechanics?

Trying to find details on the interaction between power and combo detonations is driving me fucking insane

>>173455096
What do you want to know, anon?

Sara's ass is trash

>>173455002
Does it upset you because it makes your penis feel funny?


>>173455038
So you're admitting the devs will do it? I knew you'd come around.

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Today I will remind them.

>>173454997
Cute!

>>173454786
honestly if that's the staff then it's likely the women's fault.

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Can you shoot your companions in this game?

Did Andromeda flop?

>>173455217
>>>/tumblr/
you have to go back

>>173455303
>Thought to myself: "Why haven't we had a salarian squadmate?"
>completely forgot about Mordin.

huh

>>173455217
>So you're admitting the devs will do it? I knew you'd come around.
It's fan fiction. Until the devs actually say "Yeah, he's bi now" and make the changes, and I still think it'd be unfathomably stupid for them to do it, fan fiction is all it's going to be.

>>173455282
>this much in denial over the fact that western developers, no matter their race or gender, are incapable of making good videogames

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>>173455217
>so you're admitting the devs will do it?
I hate that post so fucking much

I'm all for Jaal bimance regardless but fuck dude

>>173455134
Do power combos gain additional damage from difficulty settings, like in Mass Effect 3? Higher difficulties dramatically increased the effectiveness of combo detonations.

When interacting with combos, is the damage a fixed amount, after added together all relevant combo damage bonuses, or is the damage based upon skill ranks? In Mass Effect 3, combo detonations had a rank ranging from 2, the lowest possible level of two skills together, and 12, the highest possible level of two skills together. Does it work the same way?

>>173455348
>It’s been two weeks since the launch of Mass Effect™: Andromeda and we’re thankful to the millions of you who have already joined us on this journey

That's the only time they've alluded to any numbers so who knows what the specifics are.

>>173455282
i counted only eleven women in that entire picture

>>173455217
>So you're admitting the devs will do it?
What does it matter if he admits it or not?
Fucking no one knows what they'll do.

>>173455503
No fucking clue.

>>173455435
women are less competent due to being able to get by from male pity or simply using sexual favors to make up for there own professional shortcoming in a given field.

>>173455359
Not an argument.

>>173455402
You know it's gonna happen. No one cares enough about the other two options for it to be enough, and adding a whole new character is way too much effort.

>>173455450
It'll be okay bub.

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>romance Vetra
>Drack says this

What did he mean by this?

>>173455303
>refuse telling Mordin about the Dalatrass in the car because it seemed stupid to piss off a bunch of Krogan in one place when we're about to cure the genophage in the middle of galactic sentient genocide
>he bitches at Shepard and I don't get any friends speech
after all I've done for you you piece of shit

>>173454678
where is manveer heir?

>>173455303
I want to murder Jaal!

>>173455624
>Ryder: "What?"
>Drack: "Just saying kid, treat her right. I've cut friends lose for less."

He's saying he'll smash your head with a hammer if you don't treat his friend right, assuming she doesn't kill you first.

>>173455579
It doesn't matter, they are western developers.
They are incapable of making good videogames.
Make them all men and they'll still deliver garbage because they are western men.
Slavs and gooks are the only ones who remember how to make good games.
What does the west have, microtransaction-ridden multiplayer games?
Ubisoft-esque collectathon open worlds?
They could ban every western person and the industry would do nothing but skyrocket in quality.

>>173455624
Fucking. The rut is the name of the mating season for several animals like deer and antelope.

>Salarian Tech named Melo
>Talks to the Console he's working on like it's a cute puppy
>willing to fight Kesh for Galaxy Swirl cookies
Why are most Salarians such adorable nerds?

>>173455605
>No one cares enough about the other two options for it to be enough
This is untrue because I've seen a lot of gay guys express annoyance that the movement is all about making Jaal bi as opposed to improving the gay content already in the game. Jaal was written to be straight, it's obvious, and unless Bioware adds in new lines and animations specifically for Scott, it's just going to be like PeeBee's romance except the player gets to hear on the side about how most of the time, Jaal prefers to fuck women.

It would be way easier and more cost effective for Bioware to start with Gil and Reyes before moving onto Jaal (or Liam, who I think would be a better choice).

>>173455624
Treat her right unless you want a krogan hammer up your ass.

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>>173455628

It was the right call because if Krogans got rid of the genophage, humanity would be doomed. Both the crabs and the asari got hited hard by the reapers, just like earth.

Also the gypsies should never get direct control over the geth.

>not that any of that matters here

>>173455624
Rutting = fucking. It's a Firefly reference I think. Vetra and Ryder are constantly fucking, and considering the walls are thin enough that you can hear the techno music from Ryder's cabin on the bridge, and krogan are stated to have superhuman hearing, it's not a surprise that Drack knows this.

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>>173455624
Thin walls man thin walls

>>173455814
the inability of western devs to make quality games goes hand and hand with the wise of women in the industry.

>>173455848
Which ME aliens have breeding seasons?

>>173455624
Shut the fuck up Drack or i'll take your plate off and shit down your skull.

Cora best girl anyway

>>173455814
>asia
>good games
what?

>>173454351
Anatomy isn't really the strongest point of this artist. Look how elongated her skull is. It's abnormally deep. Distance between ear and eyes is way too big, like her face is massive on the side view.

>>173455920
I did cure the genophage, I just didn't say heyoo the Salarians are actively trying to sabotage this ever happening *right now* to a bunch of bloodthirsty Krogan when the only Salarian around is a geriatric old man

We can always introduce a new genophage later, realistically it needed to be cured during the way.

>>173456094
>artist
It's a face scan, mate...

>>173455956
>Rutting = fucking. It's a Firefly reference I think.
Are you the same anon who made this dumb assumption a few threads back? Either way, stop it.

>>173455402
It'd be fanfiction where I can bang an alien guy.

Even though I don't agree with Jaal being made bi, I'm still taking it because I have zero options

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why can't we romance architects? they're so cute

>>173456198
Uh, it IS a Firefly reference you stupid piece of shit

>>173456121

You basically handed the milky way to the Krogan lol.

>>173456198
No, I'm the anon who asked what it meant a few threads back, and got that as a response. I never watched Firefly, but it seems like something the Andromeda devs would've watched.

>>173456183
You know, mate, they never use scans directly. It gets through tons of remodeling and deforming before it ends up in a render like this. I happen to work in the industry...

>>173456018
No it doesn't, it's a fact that western turds have only developed every now and then a good game by pure luck.
It's a worthless industry where every developer is as worthless as the other.
Don't try to defend white men, what are some white male developers that stood out, Todd Howard? Peter Molyneaux? Sean Murray?

This industry is only kept alive by japanese and slav developers, videogames would have died decades ago if it all depended on western hacks who only managed to shit out one decent videogame every 5 years until 2006.
Remove all western developers from videogame history, leave only slavs and Japs, and this industry would be a thousand times better.

>>173456269
No it's not, it's been used to mean fucking for a long time.

>>173456247
>tfw no flying robo gf
feels bad

>>173456289
Well, he couldn't fuck up proportions on purpose, r-right?

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>>173455605
Im not denying it's possible, and all told I wouldn't have really cared if he'd been bi from the get-go. But changing him now, not even waiting a game or two like Kaidan but literally patching in a new sexuality for him to appease what is honestly a very small (if loud) part of the fan base, is opening a door that's really better off staying shut. If they actually do make Jaal bi, everyone will realize they can get the devs to do what they want if they scream about it loud enough. The writing is already bad, I'd rather it didn't suffer further at the whims of a bunch of rainbow-haired twenty-somethings with no idea what subtlety is.

As a side note, no, adding in a new character really isn't so hard that it'd be impossible. Just look at DA2 and ME2 - they both had extra characters, and one was even a romance. Doing this would be their best option, I think. Maybe they could throw in a gay quarian who joins your team.

>>173456183
Also the image suggest the artist is Herbert Lowis, zhead refers to ZBRUSH. Google it...

>>173456282
why the fuck would I not want more krogans during a war, and not just any war, The reaper war, if the salarians didn't want the krogans in the war, then they should've all died during the rachni invasion

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>>173455779
>>173455848
>>173455956
>The entire crew gathers around Ryder's door because they can all hear them fucking
>They place bets on who finishes first

>>173456383
Wait for mea 2 with a remnant destroyer sexbot.

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>>173456424
There's millions of reasons for this.

>>173456438
>Gay Quarian
Please end this meme.

>>173456289
>it gets tons of remodeling and deforming
>I happen to work in the industry
no it doesn't unless they're going with a non-human face you lunatic, there's a reason it's called "cleaning scans" and not "remodeling scans"

Source: actually work in the film industry

>>173456554
Ryder will never finish until he wants to if he has SAM's help

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>people will sexualize this
>people will ship this
>these ''people'' will never die a painful death

>>173456438
>everyone depicts Jaal as a thousand times cuter and more attractive than he is, with an actual jaw and chin to spare and a normal nose
fuckem

>>173456773
What if I ship her with SAM

>>173456773
Her mouth is really weird. It seems like it's way too big, particularly her lips.

>>173456649
Gay volus, then. I don't know, someone who you could recruit on the inevitable quarian ark DLC. A drell, maybe?

>>173456652
You get paid 15k Sterling a year, fucking junior noob.

>>173456269
Same kind of retard that compares everything to Dark Souls

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>>173456836
Scott.
He forced Sara to get lip implants.
Took advantage of the poor thing's innocence.

>>173455910
Liam is 100% not happening. BioWare never reverse a character that outright denies you. Jaal's initial flirt is bugged, so they have an out to make him bi. Also no one likes Liam.

>>173456838
It would be a crime if we don't get a salarian and a quarian squadmate in the DLC

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Eh. He looks better with a beard

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>>173456449
>Ingame head assets from MEA.
>All 100% captured in Frostbite 3 Editor.
>All heads are from scan. I textured the gameres version of the heads.
>The hairs are made by other artists.

Also, interesting conversations in the comments:
>a lot of these heads seem really off, and distorted.
>HL: The shapes are 100% scanned. Our heads are not 100% symetrical :)

>They look quite uncanny, eyes and hair obviously needs more work. I've noticed most of them have less than average facial attractiveness, was this intended?
>HL: These are 100% scan with no shape modified. They were not supermodels. Also, theres no hair model on msot of these heads. The hair is baked in to the diffuse in most of these shots.
>That Jayde Rossi scan, mate... Your scanner must've been overheating
>HL: No offense, but I would assume you have never handled any actual 3D scan of a model :) There are many things happening in the process that I cant talk about

>Your models are nice, but its too bad the final in-game result was so plastered and dead-looking. That killed the mood of the game.
>HL: Very fair comment. Believe me, we do hear the feedback very loud and clear, and do our best to address as many problems as we can :D

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>>173456864
I'm still right and you're wrong

>>173456801
Eh, he's kind of ugly-cute. I think his personality is the nicest part about him anyway.

>>173457046
Why does your Ryder look 40?

>>173457046
I disagree, but the beard options are pretty shit.

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>>173450771
Saras childhood is best childhood

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>>173456836
Her model has fuckhuge lips.

>>173457046
presents?

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>>173454261
>would of

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>>173456836
These lips are for tender kisses

>>173457145
Alec is a loving Father

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>>173457096
Angle and the illusion because I gave him graying hair

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>when you throw some 2x4 Lego blocks at the feet of the Megablocks kid, he falls downstairs and breaks his neck, dying in an instant

>>173455920
Have a little faith, dude. A better future is won through watching out for each other, one good deed at a time.

>>173456984
Maybe this "Salen" the Salarian Squadmate that got cut will be DLC later on?

with a gay romance path written for him

>>173457084
He looks like a humanoid alien. I don't really get people who find him outright hideous. He's not exotic looking enough for that. Sadly.

>>173453026
>ass
>not bubble
The fuck is wrong with you

>Take M37 Falcon V
>Put Plasma Aug on it
>Double Mod Extension
>Kinetic Coil

>Then AR Long barrel
>Then AR Scope
>Then AR Heavy Mag
>Then AR Stock

>Activate Turbocharge.

I am become death, destroyer of worlds.

Also, why the fuck can I not give my squad weapons like the old ME games? I could give this weapon of mass destruction to Vectra and watch her fuck shit up forever more.

>>173457073
Just buy new pair of eyes, if you haven't ever seen a human before in your life now is a good opportunity to actually open your fucking eyes.

>>173457564
We met him in the game.

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>>173457310
No, you must not sexualize Sara under any circumstance.

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>>173457758
The kisses are for you, on your cheek, before going to sleep.

>>173457754
Isn't that someone else?

>>173457754
where?

>>173457758
Those lips are for wrapping around purple ayy cock

When the fuck did this get here?

I'm romancing Vetra and she's right below us. Should I click it?

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>>173457975

>Garrus: The quarians endangered the entire galaxy when they let the geth break free. I hope your people are properly contrite, Tali.

>Tali: As the turians are properly contrite for releasing the genophage upon the krogan?

>Garrus: You’re assuming that sterilizing them was a mistake.

Daily reminder that Garrus is /ourguy/

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>>173457975
Forgot my image.

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>>173457975

>>173458146
Do it, it's just a joke though.

>>173458146
Just do it, it's for fun.

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>>173457758
FACE YOUR ANNIHILATION
“And this?” A larger jar this time, the smell floral and tropical both, still clear but with a faint tint to it that seemed to change depending on how the light hit it. She was careful to shield it from the water with her body, though Jaal’s hands slowly roaming were enough of a distraction that she nearly dropped it.

“That is an, uh, lotion. For Angara skin, against the dry climates.” Their native planets were humid and lush, but continued kett incursions meant they didn’t always have the luxury of settling where they pleased. “It has another purpose,” Jaal continued, tone playful. “Angara and human chemists worked together and have said it is safe to be used intimately.” Again that word, but this time Ryder forgave him, watching as a single finger dipped inside the jar, and then moved downward until it moved inside her, and then thought was far more difficult.

“God, thank you science,” was what she managed to gasp out, then kissed him for a third time. The faint pulses beneath his skin went inside her, electrifying her, while his other hand squeezed what he seemed to delight in the most out of all human anatomy- breasts that were soft in comparison to the hard bone and musculature of the Angaran body.

There would be time for examining the rest of Jaal’s pots and potions later, but now he propped Ryder up against the wall, her legs resting across his own hips, unfolding and entering her, and suddenly the amount of noise she made was no longer a concern at all. What mattered most was the rhythm of their movements, how they rose together and seemed to fit together in a way that defied a galaxy’s separation, how the bioelectricity in his skin only seemed to enhance the experience until they were both spent, moaning faintly, water streaming down their faces and clinging to each other, moving their heads down until they rested forehead to forehead.

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>>173457726
It doesn't matter because it is *literally a scan*. Your unsubtle grasp on what you believe a human being ought to look like doesn't hold any water but I'm not trashing you on how wrong you are about that, just the fact that you are lying about your career to seem like you have a voice of authority on why you dislike faces in a fucking viddy game to a bunch of strangers

>Dunn still kaput
Fuck how can I save her dammit. I got the three pathfinders and she still die

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>>173458281
MORE

>>173458403
Did you expose Sarissa but keep her as pathfinder, then ignore her? I've heard if you out her but keep her there's some dialogue shit you need to do later on the Nexus.

>>173458403
She's alive. You'll see her in the epilogue on Meridian

>>173458128
https://youtu.be/ewTj0ZThxJI

>>173458524
Nah I picked the other Asari.

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>>173458281

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>>173458281
You are doing bad things and you should feel bad for doing them.

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>>173458281
Disgusting, please stop this. Sara is not for rape!

>>173458128
>Garrus: Aaaaand that's the end of the geth. A few years ago, would've been the end of all our problems too. Eden Prime, Feros, Noveria, Virmire, they were everywhere. The geth spilled a lot of blood, and I'm not sad to see them go. Now let's make sure their masters join them.

Yep.

>>173458128
>Garrus: I’d been raised to see krogan as bloodthirsty thugs, but you’ve surprised me, Wrex. You are different.

>Wrex: The genophage is a lot easier to swallow when all krogan are savage monsters, isn’t it? Why don’t you head back to the Normandy, kid? If you stay here in the real world, you might have to learn something.

>Wrex then acts like a violent thug on Virmire or when you dont cure the genophage

>>173458128
>>173458772
>everyone talks about how Garrus just jerks off Shepard and that's why everyone likes him
Garrus has some pretty interesting opinions on leadership and war, especially in the third game

>>173458848
To be fair Wrex kind of had a reason to act like a violent thug and stands down if you reason with him in turn

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEBvu6B_wiU
Peeb and Liam banters
The fuck is his problem?

>>173458965
They talk about that because it's true. He'll mention his opinions offhand but that just makes it more pathetic when he never actually argues on them. He'll always just weakly accept Shepard's decisions without a peep.

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Do you guys think he ever gets tired of having to listen to Vetra and Ryder fuck below him?

>>173459150
With the memory he has? He puts that shit on loop in his head when he's bored and there's no one around.

>>173458848
>Wrex being angry and distrustful about something that concerns his people
That's not really the same as violent thugs like Garm, Inamorda or Jax.

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Someone anime'd Sara.

>>173459150
Stop, Kallo is nice and too pure to be exposed to such lewdness.

>>173459036
I don't really get it, he seems perfectly reasonable here

>>173459098
Turians respect rank and authority, what do you expect

anyone use the xp glitch on voeld? thinking about just getting to lvl 60. anyone do it and have regrets afterwards about making the game boring or anything?

>>173459382
*tumblrd

>>173459425
Any kind of glitching or cheating makes a game more boring.

>>173459470
The only difference between a character being considered Tumblr or anime is if it's a cartoon or a 3D model.
Just like how weaboos and trannies are pretty much the same thing, except weaboos don't cut their dicks.

>>173459036
>PEEBEE: It'd be funny if we got together.
>LIAM: Funny-peculiar, or funny-haha?
>PEEBEE: I was thinking more slapstick funny, actually.
Peebee is such a slut damn

>>173459734
Option to airlock Peebee before she gives half the crew herpes when?

>>173459734
Well, she is a child of Omega.

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>>173459734
>>173459852
She also banged Jaal.
The fact that people ship him with Sara is sickening.

>>173459876
Lexi and Peebee are both from Omega?

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so i've tried to make my ryder without using preset 3, i say that he looks much more like a 21 years old should look

>>173459921
Speaking of Lexi, is there any way to bang her?

>>173459910
This isn't even on the Tempest though

>>173459852
>implying I need a reason to airlock that bitch

>>173459703
color of the skin. literally a tumblr character because she's dark

>>173459947
Are you a krogan?

>>173459910
>2500 MW Research Points
gib pls

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>>173459703
I don't think you know the meaning of the words you are typing out my friend

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>>173459971
>>173459852
Already did, into the black hole she goes.

>>173459945
Reyes is looking good with his new haircut!

>>173459910
Peebee is surprisingly accepting of Sara and Jaal's love. Though she's probably just biding her time until she gets invited to a threesome which will not be happening.

>>173459734
>wait until peebee invites liam into the escape pod
>they start having sex
>shoot the window open
>override safeties and eject the capsule
>laugh your way to the bridge as they both suffocate and freeze to death

>>173460045
Not last I checked.

do you ever get remnant cores back from dismantling? i want to start making heleus defender armor but i can only make lvl 6 right now and ive only got like 20 remnant cores.

>>173460092
t. weaboo

>>173459150
>implying Ryder and Vetra have loud sex
The only people who do that are Cora and Gil

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>>173460112
and bleached skin

>>173459910
She didn't tho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MzfiZBgaQY&t=12m54s

KROGAN ROMANCE WHEN

I WANT TO BE RAPED BY KESH

>>173459150
He's sekrit STG, he knows how to block off unwanted memories.

He's the true salarian pathfinder.

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How do we help her?

>>173460406
The D.

>>173459150
I honestly don't understand how anyone could buy the idea that there's any discreet sex on the Tempest. I mean PeeBee's "room" is right behind Kallo and Suvi. Rider's room is right below them. The only place it could really happen is back on Liam's shitty fucking couch.

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>>173460097
Fucking finally.

How did you do it?

>>173460484
HOL UP
LEMME JOIN POTHFOINDAH

>>173460484
>not fucking in the Nomad in the bay
>not making everyone smell your musk and conquests during every mission
Pffft. Loser.

>>173460324
/OURBOY/

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Stupid Theory Time everyone, post your stupid theories.

Drack killed Vetra's dad and he knows it.

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>>173460561
>not fucking in the showers when others are sleeping next door
>not leaving your juices on the floor for others to have to clean up

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>>173460561
I like it. Got a little bit of that Titanic sex car vibe.

>>173460678
Ryder's ability to control remnants will also work for angara.

Can you play ME3 with pirated DLC?

>>173457649
Better than a beam falcon?

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>>173459150
>day in and day out he hears everyone fucking
>everyone
>even dreck and the doctor
>especially dreck and the doctor
>ryder and vetra sound like someones dying sometimes
>femryder and jaal talk about trains half the fucking time during it
>peebee gets trains run on her every other hour
>complete torture
>at least I'm recording this and selling the vids for good cash