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http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
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>Ranks & Stats
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>Game Enhancements
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>Watching Streams
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>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
n1
what a shit pic op
>>173440409
what a shit team
>you will never cum on miss piggy's face
>>173440453
It's the best team from the only country that's also a continent, and after the troubling times at the start of EPL league during rickeh's departure they have gone one a 9-1 streak, only dropping a map to SK. They nearly qualified for this tournament, losing only to CLG who are showing they're not shit, and they didn't lose a series in the ECS qualifier
Anyone got that communist pic with device?
>red star with black background
>nicolai
Perfect communist poster
What's clg's secret, how come they are so good now? Scoring double digits against the #1 team in the world what the fuck
>>173441271
Straya cunt
>>173441271
koosta/ethan
>>173441271
>lucky path through groups
>astralis underestimating them
They're gonna bomb every lan in 2017 after this.
>>173441271
Rickeh and koosta on fire
so what is botsa purpose on this team now rickeh is awping
Ethan Rickeh and Koosta have had insane tournament
so what are the chances of ethan and cutler ending up on the same team
is the universe really a simulation
post your hours my dudes
Shroud traded to CLG when?
>>173443065
Diversity.
Who's idea was it to schedule 4 best of 3's one after the other? It's been running for nearly 14 hours today alone. Fans are all gone home or asleep and teams must be wrecked.
KOOOOOOSTA
device would make a cute trap desu
>cheater on enemy team
>check profile
>3000 hours in dota
>>173443852
Wtf is he doing
>>173444327
blood gang sign nigga SOO WOO
Is there any way to change the lobby's country/nation in the main menu?
I don't want to talk in my native language, because reasons
>>173444696
fuck out of here dirty russian/br/mexican
>>173444327
bloods gang sign
>>173444813
>t. alt right player who needs to circle jerk
I don't want to play with you and you don't want to play with me. Just tell me how I can find people that aren't shitheads like you
>>173444929
>glaive hits headshots like a god
>tries to shoot a plant pot
>misses 10 shots in a row
hmmmmmm
FNS is literally aimbotting, that was nuts
>>173444929
i found this really good website thatll give me great advice. the only thing is youll have to sign up, but dont worry just yet. ITS FREE! r/globaloffensive has tought me so much about counterstrike and the memes are on point with no toxicity whatsoever. join reddit now!
All these whiffs from astralis what the fuck are they doing
>>173445241
theyre trying to give a show to these slavs
>>173445241
trying to play legit i guess
they will toggle soon
>>173445341
>>173445351
Even devve is cheating?
>>173443305
>>173445685
>280 hrs in 2 weeks
jesus christ anon
>>173445783
He's idling something. That's an average of 20 hours a day.
>>173446024
>idling for 3 cent skins
I like some of these CLG strats
>clg
they had full molotovs with like 20 seconds left and lost the round, how does that happen
>>173446538
na cs, do you really have to ask?
>they thought CLG had a chance
>>173446659
they could've won that map with that round, silly duffers. The tk was the only death astralis had that round
>holding ivy on train
>get killed from behind
>two teammates on A
>somehow my own fault
>>173448029
don't play a spot where you can get shot from main or SL
pretty easy money honestly
>>173448183
>main
I didn't
>SL
??
i wish a girl loved me
>>173448268
ladder
if you didn't got shot from there or main, what did the t do who shot you?
>>173448356
It's a name from the only country on earth that's also a continent, yes
>>173448359
are your legs shaven?
>>173448529
>>173446085
>he can't afford hourboosting
>>173449257
I mean, he is holding ivy basically
>>173448967
That's not very helpful though. Like, did the T just walk out main? For all we know, the T got out to olof before anyone saw him, then just ninjad behind you while one of your teammates watched A main and ladder
>>173449257
fine i was holding long then
doesn't explain how both my teammates were too retarded to stop a dude flanking our apparent entire team literally through our bombsite
Not even like one of them pushed into ladder, they were both /on/ A site
>>173449680
If you're aware your teammates aren't watching anything, why are you surprised you got shot in the back?
how the fuck do I get out of silver?
350 hours and 48 wins and I have been floating from s2 to s3.
The game is not fun at silver
i aim practice and DM for 20mins before comp
what am I doin wrong?
>>173451217
na? prime? steam?
>when you play videogames too long and your eyes start hurting
>>173451217
GN1 here
lol silvers
i have 2 personalities
>nicest person you will ever meet
>TWITSED FUCKING PSYCHOPATH
>>173444813
>>173445194
>/pol/ and alt right pretending they aren't newfag cancer from r/thedonald
I am laffing
>>173451724
>>173451217
if the game's not fun don't play it
>trying to play retakes
>takes forever to find a server that is not full and not empty
>finally find server
>everyone leaves because I suck and they want to play vs better players
this happens everytime
I just want to improve
>>173451983
improve on aiming in the dms
>>173451323
yeah I have prime, should I just buy a new copy?
I know im not THAT bad by now Ive improved a lot
>>173452196
i do dm but my m8 said i need to play retakes because i will never get better playing against trash in dm
is klaudia the hottest female "pro" by far?
>>173443305
currently unranked but i would be silver 4 or whatever that is if i placed.
>>173455427
she looks like a duck
>>173456483
a sexy duck
>>173443305
bought esea to eventually git gud.
playing fucking attrocious rn
>>173449805
because up till that point they had only been marginally inbred
fucking shroud
nice thread gotards
>>173443305
subroza cheating his ass off
subradar & vAc LMAO
cant make this shit up
was lolling yday, some anon in twitch chat was redpilling us. apparently moose is using ko1ns project cocaine cheat too.
>>173451724
Is it me apex looks like some singer
>you will never see the sex tape
kms
>>173464852
When he was going into B from short he toggled straight onto FNS through the smoke and let it rip.
>>173451217
Nova here, find players that want to rankup too and you wont get retard randoms
My name is Magisk
My face is red
But when we choke
It goes blue with dread
>>173443305
plus 3-4 accounts with 100-200 hours on them. finally going to play open next season :^)
-Cutler
-FNS
CLG could honestly be nuts again if they collected some more good players. Rickeh and Koosta are owning that double-awp.
>>173475305
finesse is the strat caller tho. hes one of the reasons as to why theyve gotten so far
>>173475567
Oh.
Maybe he should just practice more, then. I'm never that keen on changing lineups anyway.
>>173443305
Still don't have the achievement for killing 500players with the AWP, I always just throw it to other people.
>>173475773
use it in warmups and in casual
>>173475305
cutler has ties to the clg org, he was doing garbage for nearly two years and still wasn't cut. CLG will continue to be a mediocre team and this will be their lucky run for the year, similar to their last major run.
>>173475883
he prob has a long contract with them like how tarik was stuck with them for a long time.
>>173475883
>>173475990
>>173475567
>>173475305
CLG has always been a depressing team to follow. Just when you think they're doing alright, they lose an important player or go into a slump.
>>173475990
>signing 2 year contracts in an obviously growing scene
They deserved their fate desu
>>173475305
>>173475883
- Cutler
+ android-x23
Android's desperate to escape from BOT Complexity, and CLG desperately needs more firepower. I think CLG might be the only big team that would give him a chance on LAN.
Android dropped 53 frags against BMC on one map, and they still lost. Dunno if he's the next big thing, but he rapes online.
1 hour in our guys vs our slavs face off
after that it's out anti-guys vs. our anti-slavs
where is machine
kio is the best
>super problem
>>173491816
probably casting with tom
>>173443305
when will i get good guys
*fistbumps*
>reddit & cummler casting the good match
rip me
>>173489823
why are faze our guys?
>>173493147
Because Thorin hates them, and we support Karrigan through his revenge storyline
>>173492974
edgefags btfo
>>173466993
>bestiality
ew
semmler is so bad, i can stand every other caster but his nasally voice and lack of knowledge just rub me the wrong way
>>173493147
>karrigan and kio revenge storylines
>niko the best player without any trophies
>god/bot allu
The storylines my man
cs_toggle 1
Are coaches allowed to talk between rounds?
fucking choking again wtf
holy fuck karrigan will be titled after that
what the fuck FAZE NIGGERS!
eZaF amirite
>Faze
lul
f-faze up
pls
>win both pistols
>only win by 3
nice balanced game there gotards
Finally. FaZe UP
BASED KIO LETS GO FAZE UPPPPPP
>>173495143
HOW MUCH????
>Faze went against the script and fucked up the scorecard
based
why is yanko such a slobbering retard? just listening to him takes all the hype away
>>173495242
neck yourself twitchchat
>>173495296
ill neck you first you little shit
>>173495242
Yanko is the best, what the fuck is wrong with you
>>173495242
Still not as bad as Moses aka "Y-yeah, I-I mean..."
>>173448967
Please don't do that if you're holding ivy unless you're ecoing and trying to get a weapon or something. If you're holding ivy you need to have an eye on olof too. The connector guy literally has a pixel angle to try and kill people jumping out from main, and people in MM barely communicate so even if they see someone get out they most likely won't tell you.
God damn it I'd even prefer blu and pansy over reddit and cummler at this point
>turn on the stream
>faze with cheats again
>turn off the stream
nice "competitive" scene
>>173495976
>faze
>cheating
>you
lmao
>>173495976
faze is literally the only top 2 team that doesn't cheat
>>173496006
>>173496105
>faze doesn't cheat
sure is reddit in here
>>173496314
>you
lmao
>>173496314
reddit hates faze. Any team made of mercanaries are /ourguys/.
semmler is a creep
Who in Faze has the biggest dick?
pure salt
>>173496519
rain, no question
>>173496638
>Autistic man doesn't understand that to get to semis, you have to win games
cummler SHTUI YTEH FUCK IP
what if Allu was consistent?
>>173496638
But he's perfectly OK with CLG getting to playoffs by facing the 4 weakest teams in the tournament? Optic won EL without having to face a single top 8 team. The NA teams are notorious for being lucky as FUCK with their brackets and literally every time they've gone deep in a tournament they've lucked out in that regard. Talk about getting gifts.
if rain lost a bit of weight he would be the most handsome CSGo player
>>173497004
the most handsome eskimo maybe
Astralis are gonna roll over NaVi
>>173497004
He has asian eyes despite not being finnish, idk
delet pistol
danish chokes again
>>173496638
>>173496779
>>173496967
>paying attention to a shitposter
has 4chinz taught you nothing
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
FAZE
U P
lel fuck off HR
Good try /ourslavs/ but /ourguys/ need to complete its storyline
>it's another start coming back at 15 and lose 16-14 script
>Astralis vs NaVi
>>173496917
He's consistent on Inferno
fucking faggots in popdog sitting with their thumbs up there asses lost them the game
>>173496638
>level on paper is more relevant than actual tournament performance
i swear to god thorin is the dumbest cunt in cs
Who can stop Astralis?
why would Faze lose pistols with all those good aimers, is thorin retarded?
>>173498259
the choke
Niko
>Thorin still talking shit to Faze
I fucking hope Faze win this shit
>>173498259
sadly, a retarded subhuman teenager upainian with autism and mad skills
Anyone know the song where a girl says "FIGHTO" during the starladder breaks?
>>173498259
Astralis is such a boring top team. The only reason people are "opposed" to them is because they hate Thorin and want him to be wrong.
But there's nothing intrinsically interesting about Astralis themselves to the point you'd support or oppose them.
>>173498659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvBlHBHUTMs
>>173499431
I thought Thorin said they are the best team atm though
>>173499475
He did. People want him to be wrong because they think he's annoying about it on twitter.
>>173499436
cool thanks
Is paying extra and getting Stat trak weapons worth it?
What do you use?
>signed up to the streambonus thing
>probably gonna get all my accounts stolen by some Russian corporation
it's safe, r-right?
>>173499954
try it and find out
>>173499902
I hate skins without stat trak
Give me that Faze vs Astralis finale please so I can cheer for Karrigan to get revenge.
>>173499902
stat trak is a meme
is it a good meme? do you like the meme?
also best ak does not come in st so...
tfw i fucked my both hands playing 16 hours a day for 3 years of neetdom, don't do this shit kids.
>>173500123
yeah im having so much fun fucking up my hands washing dishes and labouring it must suck to play videogames all day
Overpass
Nuke
Inferno
2-1 Astralis. I've seen the script.
>>173500123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHC7PkA-L7E
>>173500123
lmao is your keyboard and mouse made of rusted 20 lbs pressure plates?
how the fuck does that even happen. it's probably your fault for using cheap unergonomic shit
Why is it when people try to show of their skins they have a nigger holding them? Kinda makes me feel sick desu
>>173500363
When people say "I play 16 hours a day" they don't really mean it.
I stopped going to school to play 16 hours a day
In 2014 i left my house less than 10 times
The only thing that stopped me from playing
was insane pain and swollen wrist in my right hand from tendonitis, had a hand in a cast for 2 weeks at the end of 2015.
Don't get attached to anything guys, avoid extremes
>>173500480
Sorry for attention whoring btw, just take the advice
>>173500480
did you plan on going pro or do you just enjoy playing matchmaking and shit?
>>173500570
I was high elo in LoL and wanted to go pro
>overpass
>train
I don't see how navi can win on these maps.
navi literally outplayed themselves is this zeus calling
>>173500213
>Overpass actually first map
concern.jpg
guardian of our skines
i fucking hate overpass
>>173500679
i hope 16 hrs a day and abandoning your future at least got you top 10 in KR
>>173501361
best map in the pool though
>>173501361
overpass > mirage > train > inferno > cache > cbble > nuke
>>173501498
swap mirage and cache and its good
HOLY SHIT DEVVE
>astralis player hits a shot through the smoke
wew
>>173501584
becoming a tired storyline at this point
>>173501498
train > cache > mirage > overpass > cobble > inferno > nuke
>>173501498
>hating nuke
>>173501498
overpass > inferno > train > cache > mirage > cbble > nuke
>>173501498
In terms of pro play
Overpass > train > cache > cobble > mirage > inferno > nuke
In terms of pub play
Cache > mirage > inferno > nuke > train > overpass > cobble
>>173501617
>cobble > inferno
>clg put up more rounds against astralis than navi will
???
holy shit astralis are actually good
>>173501758
>one entrance into B site: the map
>good
>>173501805
good gear good game
Reddit's Maps
>Mirage
>Cache
>Inferno
>Dust2
Our Maps
>Nuke
>Cobble
>Overpass
>Train
>>173501904
swap cobble and inferno you utter, utter pleb
>>173501904
>not playing dust2 24/7
Why even play cs?
fuck these choking slavs they break my heart every time
tfw Astralis will just win every tournament cuz other teams are shit
>>173501904
>Our maps
>unbalanced boring shit
>>173501995
for some reason astralis bore me to death even when they get highlight plays
sigh
ty for the odds slav fans
>this match
fukken saved lol
>>173502156
yeah, they play so slow methodical cs like autists
and 0 personalities
anders and gaymer again
shocking desu
>>173501995
Yea they are really dissapointing for the best team in the world, even Favelas were better.
I miss Fnatic shitting on everyone and making reddit mad
Why is s1mple shit now ?
Give me 1 (one) good reason why SK aren't our guys besides "because they're favelas"
>Rude to their opponents
>Complain constantly on Twitter
>Frequently get accused of cheating
>Universally hated by Reddit
They're literally the 2013-2014 era Fnatic
>>173502667
>besides "because they're favelas"
I don't understand. This is a legitimately good reason.
qt spotted
>>173502667
>"Give me 1 reason the game is bad besides 'the game is bad'"
That's not how it works, anon.
MAPS RANKS:
1. Mirage
2. Cache
3. Inferno
4. Overpass
rest are shit
what's the optimal sensitivity/dpi ?
A JUMPING DOUBLE FROM COLD!
>>173503039
Most common eDPI (sensxrealdpi) is 800
so just check your mouse's default dpi and set your sens to get 800-1200 eDPI
>>173503039
720-1000 edpi is best range
>>173502973
>train
>shit
hello <160iq
>>173503039
7@4000dpi
>>173503039
2 @ 400 dpi
>>173502973
agreed
What are the knife rankings? I'm thinking about getting a Bayonet | Damascus Steel.
Stop using the ak
>that molly
another proof that this game is shit
csgo'd
astraliswinslol
this is a pretty shit semi
navi choking/getting btfo
dead crowd
casters are asleep
>that shy girl
muh dick
>Device macrotoggling
kek based danes BTFO slavs
>hey lets pause the game for like 7 seconds
What were they thinking???????????
It should have been Fnatic vs Astralis. This is a snoozer.
Hopefully Faze can put up a fight.
>device through the smoke
s1mple to faze when????
-rain
>>173504569
yep
>dead crowd
only consists of biased russian 12 year olds
worst crowd of any event so far basically
some really great """"""""gamesense""""""" and """"""""reads""""""" by astralis
>>173503039
7.2 @ 12000dpi
>Crisp clean lock...the meme
>*nervous laughter*
Anders has been doing too much digging and semmcuck knows it.
what do you guys unironcally think about dan m
There is literally no way that astralis get beat by navi on nuke.
>>173504949
our guy
>>173504949
doing good work exposing the rampant cheating in the scene
but presents his findings too autistically and now is a meme used to defend cheaters
shame really
>>173504949
i think he's a retard who has some good points
almost like he's controlled opposition...
>>173504753
-allu more like
s1mple as dedicated awp
>>173504949
Good until he literally sold out
>Lardian
>>173505116
hello poortugal, still mad about fox?
>>173505259
What, I just think simple would be better than allu, who is better than fox
>>173505165
>GOTARDIAN
>Biggest tournament of the year so far
>Not even 150k viewers on English stream
Lmao gotards, enjoy your ded game filled with cheaters
>>173505454
savage comment m8
>>173505529
thanks m8
see you over at /d2g/
>>173505454
wtf i hate cs now
>they thought slavs had a chance
Is asstralis toggling or not?
>>173505659
no one is toggling becuase cheating doesn't exist in pro play
Who will cast the final?
>>173505659
cheating has been demonstrably proven to be impossible at all offline events
>>173505719
nice meme
>>173505659
glaive is 100% cheating
why do navi ban cache and not nuke against astralis
what
its habbening
lmao this is "choking danes vs choking slavs" the one who chokes the hardest loses
>>173506028
the king of choke is waiting for them in the final though
>>173505659
probably their hardest yet
The silence from these subhuman slaves is music to my ears.
God, it feels so good to be white and 1st world.
Get fucked slavshits.
astralis is trash compared to 2013 fnatic
>>173505739
whom care
>>173506209
t. Muhammed bin al Sallah
>Prize pool is just 300000$
>Yet the tournament has every single big team in it
H-how? Didn't the teams say that they would attend fewer smaller tournaments? Or is 300000$ a big tournament for gotards?
>>173506209
>implying putin won't destroy america if he wanted to
>>173506292
>America
>First world
I'm Canadian
bitch pls navi are overrated
>>173506267
our scene is not big so any prize is good
>>173506356
shame
I'm betting all my good boy points on an Astralis win.
Has thorin made a prediction yet? Im betting against whatever team he predicts.
>navi
(lol
>>173506267
>VP(the cool guys) throw so everyone else does
wew
>>173506643
Astralis 3-0 ez
bo3 grand finals is wack
>>173506708
>3
?????????????
>>173499954
signed up for what now?
I want Karrigan to get revenge on Astralis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCBJPbwJj30
>35 minutes
Zzzzzzzzzzz
OPERATION DROPPING HOT THIS FRIDAY
>>17350818
nostaglia've
>>173507015
did he get kicked or what is?
>>173508309
you retard?
I liked astralis better when they choked tbqh
They're no fun anymore
>>173508537
yeah
>>173508541
me too i want to see tweets and crying
worst AWP skins?
1. Phobos
2. Worm God
3. Elite Build
4. Fever Dream
5. default
>>173509630
0. urs
999999999999999999. mine
https://clips.twitch
.tv/AliveDullPizzaDuDudu
uuuuuhhhhhhhhhh gotards???
explain this????
>>173509864
uhh sweetie device is the best player in the world, this may blow your mind but it's called gamesense hunniepop
>>173509864
That's a common wallbang you silver
WHO /#FAZEUP/ HERE
WHERE WE AT SENPAI
>>173510008
>>173510198
https://clips.twitch
.tv/LazyCrowdedDunlinDerp
UUUUUUUUUHHHHHH
GOOTARDS?????
>>173509795
>not going for the half decent float version
You truly are a pleb.
>>173510283
literally looks like there's fungi growing on ur rifle brah
>>173510254
G A M E S E N S E
A
M
E
S
E
N
S
E
>get ace
>noone says anything bc i muted all of them
oh well
>>173510381
at least it doesn't look like a 5 min paint vector
>>173510517
>t. niko on mouz
>>173510589
it's literally a better version of the default with a black scope
>meme stickers
>>173510697
keep telling that to yourself next time people bully you for your cheapo paint skin
>>173510784
>implying anyone other that squeakers give a shit about how much u spend on skins
>cheap = bad
>tfw 16 year old bosnian wonderchild NiKo can grow a beard and you can't at age 30
the fuck?
>>173510246
>>173510892
there's a reason good players play with good skins and you play with the #1 pleb gun
>nuke is bad!
>pros keep playing it
um???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>173510910
Have you ever tried to actually grow it? It takes few months to see the full potential of your beard and it takes half a year for a beard that you could call a beard.
What's the best keybind for Use Mic?
Pressing K seems so far and awkward
>play mm with silvers against gold nova masters
>gold nova masters have skines like dlore, st howl, ak serpent and other expensive skines knives
>lose
i guess skines do make you win
>that feel when hit 2 aces and still lose game
volvo pls
>>173511675
v or mouse 5
>>173511675
i use mouse4 for in-game, mouse5 for discord
>>173511675
left alt. Perfect position for your unused left thumb.
is it happening???
>>173511853
yeah but then when you press tab to check score you mistakenly tab out
>>173511675
i use shift for mic
alt for walk
>>173511759
yeah its almost as if csgo is a team-based game or something.
FUCKING FAZE UP
>>173511675
I still use K
>>173511759
i went 49-16 and we still lost the game lel
>>173511853
>>173512016
space is better than left alt, jump on scroll wheel
reminder to keep de_europe ct sided
>faze
that was a nice clusterfuck of a round
>this dead during a tourney
/csgog/ was a mistake
>>173512801
im watching the game, we can shitpost at any time lad
>>173512801
everyones watching the game retard
>>173512801
Slow but steady, my friend. Slow but steady.
>that flank through t all the way back to mid
Why? You have a man advantage
why is rain using a crap mouse?
Can our guys faze pull it off?
>>173513260
thorin predicted asstrails so yes
>>173513260
>faze
>our guys
hahaha oh wow
>>173513352
shibbolethed a danecuck
When the Astralis era blows over, no one will miss them.
why is faze using the european union flag when rain and niko aren't from european union?
Why are the gun sounds so fucking bad?
Have these devs ever heard a gunshot in their life?
>>173513352
hello reddo
On one side I like the video production with the use of different camera angles but also the observing itself is bad.
whats objectively the best res for csgo?
>>173513434
When the SK era blew over no one missed them
When the fnatic era blew over no one missed them
etcetc
>>173513447
Making realistic gun sounds is different from making gun sounds that sounds pleasing because they have to sound loud without actually being loud.
>>173513656
>he doesn't miss the fnatic era
hello reddo
>>173513447
Enjoy your sound autism.
>crowd is so bored they are just on their phones instead
>>173513441
it's flag of europe, not only used by EU
god like strats from faze
faking failed smokes next level as fuck
>ANELE RELIGION OF PEACE ANELE
>"You have been timed out for 600 second"
>Hundreds of people just typing ANELE is okay
damn that slav chick was cute
>>173513736
t. swedecuck
>>173513630
800x600
>>173513880
>1 hours followers mode
>>173513945
hello reddo
what the fuck is asstralis doing?
What a pistol round holy shit
FAZE UP BOIS
Why are pistol rounds so oppressive to the game? Why not just start out the game with an extra grand?
>kioshima takes down g2
>karrigan takes down astralis
What headset is Cuckoshima aka Cheatoshima aka horseface using?
>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win
um?
microhacks engaged
wtf faze fuckkkk
another game ruined b op awp
Another game ruined by OP awp...
faze with the noscopes of course
>getting ECO'd
stadium looks so fucking empty where is everyone
>Go to the scam website of the week
>Put in the code for the free case
>Only gives my account .70 cents and nothing else
What
>>173514980
dead
>kjaerbye cheating again
MAN FUCK THIS GUY HE'S LITERALLY SO OBVIOUS
gotards why do you allow players like device to blatantly hack?
Why is device the only awper that constantly goes for wallbangs? It's so fucking OP yet so few pros do it
le balanced tec9
i hate this game so much
>when astralis hires a "sports psychologist" to help with the "nerves"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnGRWLWkQcQ&t=29m55s
devvie is j2g
Picks up the m4 gets a kill and takes his awp home.
>ywn be device's awp
There must be statistics somewhere showing the round win rate for tec-9 forcebuys rounds.
>>173515448
easier to wallbang when you can see through the walls
>>173515606
this
holy shit device is so fucking blatant
>adderall twitches on every player
this is why no one likes competitive cs
>>173515727
i like competitive cs
>astralis cheats their way to victory again
>>173515727
>t. slit eyes steven chu
lmao device kjaerbye and kio are blatant as fuck
how do people defend this
>>173515865
kio is crap and 100% clean
>>173515865
>kio
hello reddo
>>173515828
yeah, and you're a nobody
>>173515865
because not everyone is a pessimistic virgin who believes everyone is evil
nice choke fazetards
>>173515989
>actually defending hackers
neo-/csgog/ is here boys
>Niko clutches huge with the AWP
>Team gives him an UMP the next round
>>173515865
>kio
LUL
>tfw your favourite team never has real close back and forth games like this one
>its either a shitstomp or theyre losing to some tier 5 shitters
;_;
>>173516082
csgog has been defending hackers since fnatic was "good"
device cheating his face off again
its good that faze is losing i cannot stand that cunt karrigan
Imagine losing 16-14 in the most important match of your life
I'd be suicidal
>>173516417
bonsoir ribbit
>>173516417
literally kys.
>>173516417
herro reddo
>>173516417
baguette
>>173516714
a baguette would support the only french representative left
>>173516546
ha, I already am suicidal!
kek people think faze ever have a chance
when they only beat gimmicks2 and hellraisers
>device 16 awp kills
>allul 6 awp kills
uuuhhh, gotards??
what's the point of living if you'll never be as good as device at cs and be as beautiful?
dev1ce is so good it almost looks like he has an aimlock key and hes doing what shox was accused of
cannot tell anymore
the match was so boring anyway, 16-14 and i almost fell asleep it was so zzz
im done with this game lads
hf
>>173517048
I can still call him a cheater on a mongolian throat-singing board
>>173517121
THIS it was sooo boring
The only fun e-sports are LoL and DotA2
>>173517048
he only looks good because he's surrounded by weird looking jawless cs goons like karrishit dupreeh no jw & gla1ves egghead
xyp looks like that animal from ice age the sloth
honestly cs is boring as fuck now literally done with it anyway lmfaoooo
hottest cs team
ScreaM
devvek1ng
rain
Skadoodle
>>173517770
>>173517121
okay but you already said you'd leave so please go
>>173517770
+delpan
+xeqtr
>>173517770
>Skadoodle
I mean I agree with the rest but....
it kind of looked like she was saying "don't stop"
>>173517770
>no k0nfig
>>173517906
damn
why even play video games if u look like this
>>173517994
hes 'cs hot'
>>173518184
he unequivocally ran the 1.6 scene and fukt every broad, chilled /w the hottest dudes @ the freshest restaurants and was stylin' on pale fins from day one then retired in style before this game became the joke that it is
>>173517997
why are these at a cs:go event, not for the games for sure
>>173517997
me in the back middle
goddamn's faze pistol
ez pistol rounds 4 faze
Faze showing how trash teams stay relevant because they can win pistols
Fuck the pistol rounds
>>173518337
yes it counts main menu, from launch to close.
I have 2k hours but its prob more like 1.6 actually played,havent touched the game in nearly 2 years though, i'd be closer to 4k if i kept it up
Does the Steam log your playtime if you just leave CSGO open in the main menu? I don't want a high autism playtime when I'm just afk and alt tabbing
Another Faze pistol round win. They're so fucking good at it. It's definitely the reason they're in the finals and are running Astralis so close.
>>173518498
autism
>>173518470
Man its so fucking cringe when the camera guys pick out the only women in the crowd.
>>173518498
did you just delete your post to rewrite it with a capital?
>>173518184
Now that's a jawline you can set your watch to.
>>173518337
Yes, but other stat websites can show your playtime only on the official servers.
Please learn to close the client when you arent playing it though
>>173518656
you dont watch sports events do you
you told me niko was good /csgog/
>>173517770
Skadoodle? If you want classic C9 hot guys it has to be SeanGares or even fREAKAZOID.
>>173518851
Read the OP
> most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>>173518950
freak is just a jacked arab
remember when k1o made fun of him when he thought he was a muslim ? lmaoooo
ska needs to clear his skin and do something with his shitty hair
I remember watching freak years be4 he was on c9 and hed spout racial slurs on his stream, mad funny, hilarious how he cleaned it up
him and moe and the rest always have to stop their mates from saying racial epitaphs on voice, very funny imho tttt (to tell the truth)
>>173518743
>>173518609
I forgot to remove the reply number when quick replying
>>173519346
nigga just press q
>>173519185
True, I included freak just because some people like the jacked look. He's a shitty human being though.
Can't argue with SeanGares though. Tank top hype dudebro C9 was my favourite team when I first started watching pro CSGO. Not the best team play wise but pretty fun.
>>173448967
That's your fault.
Ivy guy should also hold green/blue/olof/inbetween.
You should actually have 2 players near green train. Then one on site/heaven holding popdog and electric.
>>173519185
nbk doesn't look that bad though
lmao, was that 3 dinks on allu with glock will running and jumping down from lower roof? nice aimbot nice game gotards
god allu carrying bot niko
Another game ruined by OP awp
>>173518967
thanks for the meme idea
Faze wins this game but loses third game 16-5 according to the script
when will pro teams learn how to counter pistols?
>>173520035
i never get tired of seeing pros ran over by unarmored tek9s
just some decked out m4, full nades and helmet getting clicked by a guy holding w
EX DEE NUKE
EX DEE PISTOL ROUNDS
WHAT A GREAT FINAL
>>173520418
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit brindead nigger.
FUCK DA AWP
>>173520515
Fuck you. Nuke is a garbage fucking map that shouldn't be in rotation.
>>173520370
sundev1ce? more like shitdev1ce lmao
>>173520370
>>173520610
who are the two at the top?
>>173520669
me on the left
>>173520610
change it to the sawed-off then you got a good duo
>>173520669
me on the right
>>173520745
>>173520778
thanks, that was helpful
>>173520610
me behind the camera
is faze the best pistol round team?
>>173519592
>a second person should have been ivy
>neither of my teammates were
>this is my fault somehow
>Its the "teams win each other's maps before going to OT on third map" script
>>173521018
>Best team at RNG
Good joke
>>173521178
is allu inbred?
>>173521216
All Finnish people are.
>>173521192
>cod
>rng
>>173520220
Can this be the picture for our next thread?
LETS
FUCKING
GO
BOIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS
FAZE UP
>>173521396
FAZE UP
F A Z E
U P
https://twitter.com/WallabeeBeatle/status/851124095043461121
>mentality.exe
>>173521396
FAZEDOWN
CHOKE INCOMING FAZENIGGERS
Astralis blew their load early.
>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win
nice game gotards
>Last round is won by Kek9s
Valve is going to be changing pistols soon, right? This entire tournament has been a joke with the number of pistol rounds won against real guns.
>>173521689
um???
based tec9 saving this game
>""""""""""""""""""pro"""""""""""""""" game
>RUSH A DONT STOP
FAZE UP WOOO
Why didn't Asstrails toggle??
>>173521775
>Valve is going to be changing pistols soon, right?
(lol
>>173521839
Script said it had to go to third map
>>173521839
script says they should toggle next round
>>173521839
Faze used their cheat jammer.
CSGO truly is the pinnacle of electronic warfare.
>>173521839
script said 3 maps
>>173521839
if you cheat too much you run the risk of your cheat provider getting shook and pulling out
it's what happened to SK
astralis are masters of cheating just enough to win but staying under the radar
>>173522158
is that what happened to fnatic?
>>173451217
I was under silver 3 for 5 months at the start.
Then I reached DMG in 2 months.
Getting out of silver and going from DMG to LEM takes longest time, always.
>>173522229
fnc fell apart due to internal drama
our boys never cheated
I don't play csgo but I'm watching the final cause I'm bored. Why do you guys say they cheat, wouldn't it be really hard to cheat in front of all those people?
>>173522392
>fnatic never cheated
mummy made fresh apple pie
faze pwning the dane bane
cozy sunday nite
>>173522229
false claims by enemies of our guys
fnatic never cheated though
Who's more Finn, Allu or Karrigan?
>>173522465
karrigan
>>173522429
they use microhacks smuggled in through their orifices to avoid metal detectors
>>173522465
Allu is the epitome of how a Finn should act.
Finn is a Norwegian.
>>173522429
No because people just pretend it's impossible even when it's blatant as fuck shit like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki9Hyg57Fak
>>173522429
It's a meme. There's a few people that are obsessed with the idea that all pros are cheaters with toggles but it's just not true. They're pros for a reason. The majority of the thread are silver shitters.
>>173522429
nah senpai they would let you plug your phone into the tourney pc ffs
and players can still use their own peripherals
If I could do it, then pros with more resources definitely can
>>173522654
post stewie and get right webm
>>173522683
I cant wait to see the shitposts that are about to come out over this comment. Pure, refined autism
>m-my pros would never hack
top kek
esports is bubble and cs:go is the biggest bubble of them all
more like cheat in cs:go than cycling
>>173522786
The comments or the shitposts that are about to come?
>>173522654
Ah yes the aimlock that caused him to die as soon as the guy he "saw" peeked.
>>173522715
Any tournament worth anything doesn't allow phones anywhere near the computers or anything other than standard keyboard/mice/headsets to be put into the PC.
>>173522429
Most tourneys let pros bring their own equipment like mice and keyboards, and its relatively easy to download third party cheats, mod the hardware with them, and activate them using a keybind combination.
How's Master Guardian Elite treating you?
>guy delete post
>>173522856
>FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I JUST MADE THAT BLATENT
>better die so it looks like nothing happened FUICK its' shit but it's the best i can do having been fully revealed as a hacker due to my own incompetency with microhacks
fuck i thought astralis would win nuke so i didn't watch
was it good?
>"""""" standard"""""" keyboard/mice/headsets to be put into the PC
if lans gave a single fuck about stopping cheats they would just provide the peripherals
me in the back
>>173523019
nuke is never good
I was super into this when I first had the task of reviewing Overwatch cases. However, I can't help but think Valve is complicit in wanting to keep hackers a part of the community. Why? The hackers get banned, and they buy new accounts, which generate more revenue for Valve. It's delicate. On one hand, they have to meet their bottom line (make money) but also, they need to make an effort to ban hackers.
Thoughts?
>>173523019
they got destroyed
>>173522786
Fwiw I do believe that match fixing is likely rampant in the pro scene, particularly in the second and third tier teams. I wouldn't be surprised either if lower tier leagues (particuarly online) has problems with cheating. It's these on stage top tier events that are more likely to be clean.
>>173522852
They're "cheating" like in cycling in that pretty much 100% of the players are on adderall or some other form of stimulants for sure. I have no real problem with that though/.
>>173522957
>he never even locks on any part of body
>>173523137
what is a offset aimlock?
>>173523137
>what are offsets
>>173522856
Ah yes the aimlock that causes him to switch back to his gun when he realizes exactly what it was locking on to
>>173522852
Until you faggots give hard evidence of cheating and not some "blatant demo" everyone is going to think you are retarded.
The organizations don't want cheats and if they did they wouldn't be able to keep it a secret
Tourneys will never ban all the venues hackers have to hack because the skill level would drop massively and everyone would realize that the game is rife with cheaters
>>173523108
YES!
>>173522852
Skins gambling getting banned hasn't imploded the scene so you'd have to assume it's actually not really in a bubble now. Prize pools have plateaued, and viewership seems pretty stable. The only possible bubble is maybe player salaries
NA csgo with it's venture capital backing is definitely a bubble though
>>173523108
makes sense
I'm pretty sure valve is aware of the cheating going on in the pro scene as well
but it is so rampant, exposing all the cheaters would completely kill professional cs
so volvo keep their mouths shut and keep that sweet skin money rolling in
>>173523239
>>173523193
>what is everyone know someone could be exactly there
>>173523302
>The organizations don't want cheats
because players buy them themselves. why would they ask their org to buy cheats for them? lmao
wheres black ddk and white black ddk? theyre legit the only good casters.
gg asstralis cheats another win
http://www.strawpoll.me/12710975
http://www.strawpoll.me/12710975
http://www.strawpoll.me/12710975
>>173523446
Since they don't want cheats they make sure they don't cheat. They're not retarded.
>>173523427
>but it is so rampant, exposing all the cheaters would completely kill professional cs
>so volvo keep their mouths shut and keep that sweet skin money rolling in
this so hard
cs:go would be forever dead if all the cheaters got banned, it's way too many people
>>173523549
and what's stopping players from hiding their cheats from their org?
>>173523065
>you will never travel around the world with your bros, live off doing commentary on csgo, live in high class hotels and eat from michelin restaurants, hook up with qt gamer groupies at the beasting after-parties
why even live
>>173523549
>hey fallen are you cheating
>no way boss
>ok
when will the meta finally move to only pistols
everyone knows rifles are shit comparably so why buy rifles ever
>>173523491
Silly. CSGO is full of cheats. Its about the pros we are discussing.
>>173523427
>>173523620
change your name in cs to this post number and post your home screen in cs that shows your rank
>regular sports full of cheaters, every single "world class" pro in any sport is using PEDs
>e-sports players are clean though even though they're even more desperate to win
delusional retards
>>173523854
>implying rank matters
>>173523938
silver shitter spotted
>>173523065
>you will never do coke and groupies with the casters
how the fuck did they get a monopoly on casting anyway
i mean semmler isn't even passably decent
>regular sports can only cheat with drugs
>digital sports cheat with drugs and hacks
>>173523938
scared?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLmI9ae9r2Q
>People dont cheat in CSGO
https://twitter.com/SK_fer/status/851048920729956352
>>173524198
>he doesnt know what TM means
HOL YSHIT
>>173523887
I don't think anyones denying the use of PED's/adderall. That's 100% being used by almost every team. It's the toggling/scripting hacks that are being debated. It's just too obvious when they're used on such a big stage. Like there's usually three or four "suspect" aims from every tournament at most and they're almost always tenuous at best. Like if you watched your own demos it's almost certain you'll find a few aims you can cherrypick where you ended up moving towards someones head behind a wall or whatever.
>>173523887
The kids in this general are retarded. The players are all abusing addy or other shit that enhances focus.
They also have macrohacks embedded in their gear that they toggle only in clutch situations/rounds so it's not as obvious
Valve knows all about this and does nothing because it would harmfully impact the pro scene/their money making.
>>173524329
>It's just too obvious when they're used on such a big stage
t. man who knows absoultely nothing about microhacking
proper toggling is 100% undetectable
>press aimkey
>aim moves
>knows enemy is behind wall
>>173523647
>>173523702
The org owns the pc's and gear
>>173524319
>troll master
>he'll never be exposed because he can just claim he was trolling
trolling was a mistake
G2 confirmed top1
>>173524438
lol
loving the karrigan redemption arc in this storyline
>>173524140
Fuck. No ones doubting the game at large is filled with hackers/cheaters. We're just talking about the top tier pros.
danehacks engaged
>>173524357
Shit b8 m8.
Try again next time.
>>173524438
don't be retarded
All i want is for sellout mercenaries to take the top spot.
I've always wondered. Do the people who run these competitions have a list somewhere of all these players steam username and password? Surely they have to login to play
I have a guy on my friends list on a year old account whos been cheating his balls off for 2thousand hours undetected
https://clips.twitch.
tv/RepleteFineOwlCclamChamp
>pros don't cheat
>>173524498
>people cheat all the time just to get a better mm rank
>but no one would ever cheat to win $250k
hmmmmm
astralis filling in for SK these days i see
xyp9x not even hiding it now
>>173524732
xyp9x is definitely on the gear
but valve would only ban NA players that aren't relevant because it would be humiliating to destroy their own pro scene when astralis is #1
>>173524680
yes, but they have valve authenticator, that's why they need their phones at the booths
>>173524580
Explain why the players are allowed to bring their own gear? Every single gaming peripheral nowadays has an internal memory that can be used to load hacks.
Why don't the LAN organizers provide the players the exact same model they are using?
Fucking retards I swear
why even watch this shit lmao
wjy cant we just stop
its one thing for cycling but imagine in like 10 years it gets fully outted that the entire scene is dirty, how retarded would twitch retards feel spending months watching this shitshow
>>173524680
Yeah they do. I think what happens in some tournaments is players are given SSD's where they put their configs in while being watched by admins. They're then given them when they're about to play to prevent massive changeover time.
>karrigan will never get his revenge
>cs:go has whites but is full of hacking and addy
>dota2 is not white but has no hacking or addy
>>173524935
>>173524680
are you retarded?
>>173524941
Whats there to hack in dota? And if you dont think there is drug use in every esport you are as dumb as the rest of us
>>173524865
It would be crazy expensive. What peripherals have internal memory? Like yeah there's USB ports on some keyboards etc but not like there's a USB key built into them.
>>173525065
mice and keyboards, retard
>>173524936
Karrigan has already proven himself a competent IGL by taking a team of pug and making it one of the best in the world.
>>173524696
People who cheat on mm are losers who risk nothing.
Pros risk losing their reputation and their monthly cash flow. tournaments prize money is not worth the risk. They get paid a LOT by their teams
>>173525062
>>173524941
>He doesn't think that all pro moba players use addy and scripts aswell
lmao
>>173524941
assfaggots scene has no hacks because there is nothing to hack, if there was it would be even worse than csgo
xyp9x has such amazing gamesense and crosshair placement
>>173525065
Just shut the fuck up you retard. You clearly don't know shit about anything
>that blatant lock onto karrigan
how the fuck are the casters ignoring this?
>play the game for thousands of hours in the span of multiple years
>Know the most likely spots players are going to be
>Spray on the left and right sides of a pathway because that is the most likely place
hurhurhurhur cheating hahaha i'm silver, but that is cheating hahaha
is "toggle" autobanned on twitch
>rain
jesus man
>>173525065
I could add that shit to my own keyboard in an afternoon. It would admittedly be hard to hide in a mouse though
>>173525307
don't need to when it's built in
>>173525232
>how the fuck are the casters ignoring this?
uhhh? theyre riding out the bubble of esports and making some mullah?? jetsetting, chillin, easy as fuck "analysis"
>rain
wtf
>>173525196
nice b8 10/10 i r8 m8
>gocucks are this desperate to defend their bubble of an esport, infested to the core with hacking, cheating and addy abuse
>>173520269
thanks for the spoilers asshole
rain dropping like rain
tehehehe
>>173525186
that just shows it's a superior game
this scene is gonna get blown up like the tour de france and we're gonna here about the sophisicated doping sytem
ko1n/supex0 - the doctors
workshop hack, project cocaine, usb hack - blood doping, EPO, hgh
livestrong - esl
us postal service - t1 team(s)
Someone give me a hack I can use to become pro and win thousands of dollars. Since it's so easy and all.
>>173525065
>crazy expensive
Compared to renting venues and arranging the travel it's a joke.
An average event has 80 players, even if you spend 500-600 bux on peripherals for each (and that's unlikely because sponsors exist and would probably be providing gear) it's nothing considering events are hitting million dollar prize pools.
https://twitter.com/WORLDSTAR/status/851060323033468930
>valve will never drop a VAC wave that hits relevant teams because the entire scene would implode and it would cost them tens of millions
my father always told me, paraphrasing here
where there is money, there is always crime, always, always always always
huge amounts of money
you can guarantee a win if you cheat your balls off
the tech is there
teams would be dumb not to have the inject ON HAND if they feel the other team is RISKING IT.
KQLY basically confirmed to have cheated at the major, there is precedent
wak eup
You have to be intentionally naive to think pros aren't hacking considering how much they can win and how low the risk is with a proper microhack setup.
Plus Valve is complicit as they don't want the scene to implode, you won't get VAC'd.
>>173525695
only top pros get the exclusive, undetectable, sleek hacks
latest one is project cocaine by ko1n, very exclusive. they pay tens of thousands in salary for this, the providers will out everyone at some point once the money is made and scene is dead.
mark my words
>>173525827
dude forget VAC, its a joke
I have hundreds of cheaters on 2k hours friended, VAC lmao
>>173525881
>KQLY basically confirmed
>>173525965
If valve knows that hacks are happening and are doing nothing it would be fucking criminal.
>>173526027
yeah he just happened to hit that shot on pasha in the most crucial moment instantly while jumping, yep yep yep
>>173526020
>the providers will out everyone at some point
>ruining your future job opportunities
No
https://twitter.com/Steam_Spy/status/851099116377710593
What did they mean by this?
Valve bans and takes cheaters and fixers very seriously. They fucking desolated the careers of iBuyPower during that last scandal
they will never advocate cheats when they try so hard and invested so much to push CSGO as an official esport. not even a silly script to impress viewers slightly more would appeal to them remotely
>>173526141
ah yes nice confirmation lmao
>>173526123
>thinks corporations are ethical
LO FUCKING L
this is a drop in the bucket compared to what most of them do
Why aren't they fazing up?
>>173526123
lol
https://slingshotesports.com/2017/04/09/winterfox-owner-alleged-owes-money-team-stranded-australia/
cheat providers have been approached by numerous unnamed pros, thats confirmed
I know you want to save your egos for buying into this (((scene))) for all these years, but you have to face the facts
the cheats are available and undetectable
vac is a punchline
hundreds of thousands on the line
precedent for cheating
they could completely remove all doubt by simply providing peripherals, but ignore even the CHEAT PROVIDERS, the most notorious cheat creators advice that peripherals would be the final word on cheating on lan
why?
>>173526239
ibuypower was the fall team to pretend they're anti-hacking
they would fucking lose EVERYTHING. EVERY SINGLE THING. if a major team was revealed as hacking
that would instantly kill cs:go as an esport forever.
>>173526239
ibp got caught and valve had to do something to not lose face
https://clips.twitch
.tv/OilyBraveCrabsJonCarnage
try and defend this
>>173526141
not him but kqly never actually cheated on LAN. I agree with everything else you said though.
all those cunts in this thread complaining about cheats are themselves weaboo cheater smurfers.
Valve could literally enforce that LAN organizers provide players with clean gear but that would be basically admitting they know about usb injected hacks and haven't VAC'd the players so everyone just pretends nothing is happening.
>>173526179
every pro knows this game isnt going to last you moron
>>173526436
this so hard
>>173526360
sounds about right for winterfox, remember the shit they had going on with pyth and devilwalk too?
Well CSGO fans, it was a close last game, but Astralis managed to close it out 16-13 in a surprise comeback.
>>173526441
>prefiring common spots
silver spotted
>>173526450
i dont hold back, i also dont buy this "cheated online but not on lan"
they always cheat dude, thats the biggest copout ever
he was actually happy to be VAC'd because it makes it look like he only used some shitty unsophisicated VAC detecable lobby cheat when he probably was in cahoots with a t1 provider for the major
>>173526123
Look at the skin gambling issue, they didn't give a shit until the class action lawsuit and even then they haven't changed anything. It was the courts that closed a lot of them.
>>173526441
even the audience started yelling, fucking bullshit when will this change.
we should all fucking email valve and get this boulder rolling.
>the first team that gets caught is likely going to take the whole scene down in a blaze of glory
and that's why they call it a bubble
one little pin prick
and
P O P
O
P
there goes your scene
>>173526716
>whole team gets caught
>other teams bribe them to remain silent
>get richer than by actually playing
>>173526634
he didn't cheat in pro matches full stop, he just tried a hack in mm for shits and gigs for like a week
>>173526441
He's firing at the standard spots there, specifically the corner.
The optimism from people who believe the scene is largely clean, (some believe its fully clean LOL) is incredible
I envy you guys, seriously, what a world you live in
>>173526436
>>173526424
you faggots are irrational as fuck
>they would fucking lose EVERYTHING. EVERY SINGLE THING. if a major team was revealed as hacking
which is why it is financially dumb for them to ever advocate it or allow it no matter how small
>>173526879
>implying that sort of house of cards would work
wew lad
too many people cheating without coordination
it'll fall to pieces
>>173526939
>he didn't cheat in pro matches full stop, he just tried a hack in mm for shits and gigs for like a week
>>173527030
yeah this, holy shit have they ever gone outside a single day in their life?
cheaters win in every single walk of life, why do you think over 50% of college students use addy to study for exams?
only a complete dipshit shut in gigaNEET would think people aren't gonna use every advantage they can get
>>173526939
>gets into Titan, tier 1 name, rising star
>LET ME JUST CHEAT IN MATCH MAKING FOR FUN AND GET VAC'D, ENDING MY CAREER, I DONT WANT THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS, I DONT WANT TO RETIRE AT 29, I WANT TO CHEAT IN MATCH MAKING FOR SHITS AND GIGS!
I love you so much, loving every laugh here
digging that new ak skin tbhqwyf
>>173526512
>You can only code cheats for one game
How does it feel to be retarded?
No service provider is going to ruin their job opportunities by making their client names public. It's a sure way to never get any clients in the future, nobody wants to be outed as cheater at any point.
>>173525186
Not true, you could hack the fog of war, basically would be a wallhack
>>173526939
>needing to cheat in mm when he's a pro
haha, try and think about this for a bit.
>>173527230
>>You can only code cheats for one game
>How does it feel to be retarded?
the only game cheats matter for is cs:go
full fucking stiop you nigger retard
ALL OTHER RELEVANT ESPORTS HAVE NO HACKS
>DOTA
>LOL
>CS:GO
ONLY ONE OF THE THREE CAN HAVE HACKS
>>173527097
what reason would he have to lie? he had already been banned by valve and kicked from titan before his official response. he had nothing to gain from lying.
>"I SPENT YEARS DEVELOPING MY SKILL IN A GAME IN ORDER TO THROW AWAY A FORTUNE TO DROP 30 ON A 64 TICK DUSTII VALVE MM GAME AGAINST NO NAMERS"
>>173527048
you're so fucking retarded
they never advocated or allowed cheating on purpose
they're only allowing it now because they couldn't stop it 100% and it has gone too far. its too late for them to do anything now without killing the game completely
>>173527297
By the time CSGO dies there will be a shooter to replace it.
>>173527097
addy is legal
>>173527402
Doesn't mean it isn't cheating. It's ez as fuck to fake symptoms and get a diagnosis and script
>>173527297
There is hacks (remove fog and scripting etc) for LOL but they're so blatant they don't last long.
>>173527389
>multimillion corporation Valve has no control over events they oversee and the fucking game they own and develop
you're a tinfoil retard. kill yourself.
>>173527282
>implying pros give a shit about mm
>>173527402
most countries don't have doctors prescribing meth to kids burger
>>173527359
backroom deal for money since his name was tarnished anyway
a cut of the titan team's earnings
>>173527514
>VAC is 100% foolproof
lmao
>>173527542
most countries are backward
>NEETs on CS:GO think that valve hasn't made the business decision to let pros keep hacking because it being revealed would collapse their whole scene and destroy their profits
now THIS is the dunning kruger effect
>>173526608
Oh wow, silly me
I revealed the script
>>173527516
he could destroy any non-cheater just playing drunk
scream's alt got overwatched for a reason
>glaive does it again
>glaive perfect hs through the smoke yet again
hmmmmmmmmmm
>>173527771
VAC intentionally doesn't hit on pros anymore because it would destroy the scene, valve learned their lesson with that one guy
faze will never win anything lmao
Rip faze.
It's over...
fucking astralis only top1 because all the other teams have issues
>>173527239
I don't play dota but I'm pretty sure the position of players hidden by fog isn't transmitted to clients, so a wallhack would not work.
CSGO has a similar system, if someone is far from you or behind thick walls, you can't see them even with wallhack, but it's not like dota where someone is either hidden by fog or isn't, so if someone is close behind a thin wall or about to peek you can still see them (otherwise it could cause inconsistencies, like how sometimes players pop up around corners out of nowhere on faceit servers, because their anti-wallhack isn't as forgiving).
>VALVE and LAN's don't care about banning players!
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Banned_players
>>173527564
>they only use VAC in official competition and its not overseen by a dozens of valve admins and techs with their own provided equipment they setup themselves
(You)
>>173528123
>you can't cheat in CSGO
lmao
NERF
PISTOLS
VALVE HQ
Cuck Dev: Hey Gabe! The game is torrid shit, can we get some funding for a patch?
Gabe: SHOW NO MERCY TO THE GOYIM FOR HE IS AN ANIMAL IN HUMAN FORM WHO EXISTS SOLELY TO SERVE US
Cuck: Ok, well, the esports scene is growing! we're making a killing! we caught some of the guys bringing in usbs on stage we're thinking of providing per-
Gabe: RELEASE A NEW CASE
Cuck: But this could be really bad for PR
Gabe: GLOVE SKINS (pupils dialate) LIMITED SPRAYS. (licks lips) PAID MODS
>astralis throwing against pistols
why though?
14-16
gg ez asstrails
>>173528168
you got thoroughly btfo. give up.
fuck off already. it's pathetic you're trying to save face in an anonymous board.
>>173528113
>steel
>dazed
:<
Time for the OT script lads
>this observing
lmao fire this guy
>>173528113
>all literal nobodies
>last relevant ban was kqly in 2014
lmao
>australis
>finnish flag
I don't get it
>>173528212
>close quarter weapons doing good against long ranged weapons in close quarter firefights
oh no!
>>173528228
there is literally nothing wrong with glove skins
also why would they need to ask for funding in-house
>>173528263
>seriously believes you can't cheat
does your mommy spoon feed you?
>>173528228
VAC Dev Team
*crickets*
*tumbleweed rolls over dusty IBM keyboard*
>>173528263
you're the one who got BTFO thought
>>173528228
>reee i hate valve, other companies are far better
Looks like lolg is also showing up now
>>173528378
>WOKE
>>173528113
What does this mean? How do you get banned for forfeiting?
>>173528494
nice meme retard
>>173528315
All of Gambit being banned from that World Cup (even though its a shitty small tourney) is something I'm surprised didn't become a bigger deal.
>>173528315
snax
s1mple
I'm so glad inferno is back on the menu boys.
Always goes all the way, 30 rounds of high quality cheating.
Everyone knows that astralis toggles, but does faze toggle?
>>173528509
retarded tournament rules that said you had to play every match
the match literally meant nothing, they were out of the event whether they won it or not so they said fuck it and didn't play it
Karrigan throwing. So much for revenge.
>>173528378
there is no financial motive for valve to cheat
in all all scenarios it will thoroughly kill their cash cow and their push for esports they invested so much fucking money on to turn into a legit community. all the computers used in the competition aren't brought by the players it's provided by the event holders. there is literally no reason for them to cheat other than the ramblings of an internet retard who wants to believe he has some special knowledge and he is somehow special.
kill yourself already you conspiratard
>>173528378
samefagging is just sad
>>173528630
faze is losing so no
locks from niko now
>know they will either eco or do a force buy
>still do a two awps set up
>>173528719
niko is throwing, why is he fucking awping?
>>173528567
World cup is a meme.
>>173528509
https://starladder.com/en/news/starseries-penta-sports-are-disqualified
They forfeited because they knew they wouldn't be able to win the groups so got banned from Starladder for wasting time/competitive integrity etc.
>>173528731
why would valve cheat, retard?
The saddest part is if/when the level of cheating becomes common knowledge noone will care because the game will be longdead
It will peter out into nothing
>>173528848
>trying to be nonsensical now in desperation
I'm glad you admit you've been BTFO
>>173528676
Tournament organizers have promised a certain amount of screen time to sponsors. It's perfectly reasonable to ban players if they refuse to play matches that they agreed to play when they sign up.
>30th round
>Again
>Probably OT
>Again
This fucking script man, How can anybody deny that this shit isn't rigged?
All valve has to do is not enforce effective anti-cheat (Players should _NEVER_ be allowed to bring anything with them to LANs)
>>173528676
It's not a retarded rule at all. They're a professional team, every sport in the world makes teams play all their scheduled games. This wasn't some random online tournament.
what mouse are they using. That white mouse with the glowy wheel tickles my fancy
rain dropped his gun to pick up an ak that round then jumped off the balcony, but missed the ak and was stuck in pit without a gun for like 30 seconds that round
>>173528931
>there is no financial motive for valve to cheat
>>173528630
only cuckoshima
>>173528972
>referring to a post that has been replied to and debunked
yawn. you're an idiot
>>173528961
Games would be inherently worse if they couldn't bring at least their own hardware. You get used to what you use.
>>173527389
This.
>>173528938
>>173529002
>using a format that allows matches to be 100% meaningless and allowing for matchfixing isn't retarded
>>173528676
>>173528785
Ohh hmm.. Makes sense even though they could have made another excuse instead of just forfeiting and be able to still play in slavladder
>>173529058
>cherry picking a greentext like it means anything when the whole post already ran a train on your dumb ass
I've explained it thoroughly. give up retard.
FAZE UP FAZE UP
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
GOO
OO
OOO
O
FAZE UP
A
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U
P
>>173529131
They weren't meaningless for their opponents, they were going for playoff seeding etc.
>>173529084
>>173529236
>valve says not to cheat
>people cheat anyway
>game becomes successful
>people keeps cheating
>if people are caught cheating this success will be lost
>valve decides to just let it roll instead to keep making money
hmmmm
>cheeky toggles in the clutch round
>>173529315
meaningless for penta, it's ripe for matchfixing for the losing team
>>173529379
is he asian?
They are starting to get a little greedy with their overtime script.
>>173529321
>cheating jeopardizes the multimillion dollar esports scene and the industry where they promote esports atheletes as a career and could kill it in one scandal
try again brainlet
>>173529452
no he's fin-
yes
>>173504949
Monkey with a typewriter fallacy
NIKO DESERVED THIS
AJMO!!!!
HOLY SHIT THEY ACTUALLY DID IT
BEAUTIFUL