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>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike

>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org

>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=243468228

>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Streamlink: http://github.com/streamlink/streamlink
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

>Previous Thread
>>173231516
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smelly autistic gingers OUT
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Can we stay in esports mode all the time? I like these active comfy threads
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>get right is playing better
are we watching the same tournament
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>CLG and HR made it to playoffs
Okay this format is fucking bullshit.
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>get_right dying his hair

fucking homosexual
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>>173343148
depends
i'm watching ESL katowice 2014 replay, what are you watching?
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that fnatic coach looks dead inside
what happened to him?
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>>173343409
his wife left him for a refugee
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>>173343656
cringe
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!pov JW
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anon already btfo. I hope nip dont pull this off then
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>>173343729
NIP magic kicks in, Friberg top of the score board, GTR at the bottom.

NIP wins 16-12
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>>173343729
>someone actually screencaped my post

lmaoing at your life
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>>173343980
I did this for you anon and this is how you thank me?
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Anime
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G E T F L U S H E D
E
T

F
L
U
S
H
E
D
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>>173344091
yes
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#prayforsweden
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>>173344179
A cute!
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>>173344179
sticker looks better than that shit
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>>173344179
>>173344370
Can we agree that the T anime sticker is best girl?
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>>173344419
agreed
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>MGE
>Lost my rankup game against LEM's and DMG's after winning a bunch in a row cus I'm shit and can't carry a team of mg1's and nova 3's
>next day
>solo que
>lose 4 rounds in a row, me and another dude are the only ones with kills on the scoreboard, 2 retards are buying every round
>everyone playing like total fucking scrubs, no smokes or flashes, 3 of them don't have mics.
>it's a fucking nova game, enemy team decent but still scrubbish
>Entry frag, secure sites by myself while fucktarded team runs the other fucking direction because they saw a single frag grenade
>Getting 2-3 kills by myself every round, team manages to lose every time I die, which is often.
>Break even by half time by me being more careful
>CT side
>I'm holding sites, preventing pushes, but I have autism, I don't like changing up positions, even though I know they are going to rush the other side because they would rather be fed frags and avoid me
>Team won't swap positions, we'd just end up fucking 5 stacking sites while the guys watching mid would just make them rotate the other way
>other team is securing the other site with no resistance every single fucking time, end up pulling 3-4 kills to win rounds, otherwise we'd just lose them one after another
>Lose 16-13
>Enemy team 3 DMG's, 2 MGE's.
>My team: 2 N4's, an MG1 and a DMG
>That feel when the DMG did worse than the nova's, bottom fragging and being a complete fucking anchor

I... I'd just like to have a fair game.
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>jw confident enough to go for a meme play
reddit in pyjamas is done for
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>Win round
>instantly reset
Cute
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>>173344730
yeah someone's totally going to read this lmfao

*brraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppp*
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>>173344730
why the fuck did you think anyone would read all that shit?
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It's 2017. Friberg has been dead for two years.
The corpse has long rotten.
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>>173344869
he lost them that round on b
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>>173344730
Sorry mate, I do appreciate a story but the point of a greentext is to shrink a story down to its key parts. Please learn how to be more concise and to the point
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when the fuck is this team going to disband?
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>>173344804
>>173344842
Yeah, Blame me for thinking there are some actual intellectuals on this site. Sigh
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tournament without BRs is on the spot 10/10 tournament for me
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>>173345094
Why would they? Redditors and children still support them
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>>173345157
Dont forget no VP so way less slavs. This is looking good
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>>173345105
/csgog/ is to intelligen to play CSGO
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>>173345094
when reddit stops forcing organisers to put them into every tournament
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Olof 16-4-2
Get_Right 0-0-10
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bet365 let me cash out early?

what is this
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>>173345105
>>173345336
>tfw too intelligent for /csgog/
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>>173345448
he's a shitty meme player past his prime
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I'm thinking about getting a larger tv/monitor to add above my 2 screen setup for watching shows/streams. Should I bother with a 4k for more casual games? Unfortunately it wont fit on my desk proper so no csgo and really only controller games laying back on my bed
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just retire already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilDEarvw48s
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>>173345530
he shouldn't be allowed to pass on his pig genes, it runs in his family
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>>173345530
No bad pige. Please lose just a little bit of weight and those glasses
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>>173345719
what is this? an image for centipedes?
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>>173345719
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Is fnatic gonna do this or is this just the CT side of train?

I'm starting to have flashbacks to fnatic vs imt on mirage at kato again
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>>173345510
You don't get the full reward.
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Get shit
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>>173345804
yeah just give up your ability to see cus some nerd on csgog thinks you will look better

jdub
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>rip gtr
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>>173345865
started from the bottom
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>>173346015
contacts yo
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>>173345510
You can't do it mid-matches (for e-sport). Only in-between.
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>>173346051
not everyone can use contacts
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BODY OF THE NIGHT
O
D
Y
O
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THE NIGHT
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>get_right is good
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NiP won't make it out of the Minor.
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>>173346030
The gtr is a pigfat shit car that was made for people so shit they can't even drive manual or have a drop of skill in their life. If you like it past the age of 13 you should reevaluate your life
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>the city of get_right
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get right is unironically 1-16 holy shit lmao

how is this man still cashing a check every month?
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How do I become GE?

I want GE so bad
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cmon fnatic.. dont give get right kills
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>>173346562
aimtux
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>>173346562
git gud?

it's not that hard
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>>173346537
He has some NiP stocks according to one of the old By the numbers with RL and Thoorin.
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>>173346562
Cheats or hard work. It's just a rank, focus on improving your own and treat every rank up as a major achievement. It's not about being the best but rather it's about improving yourself
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is this another "Na'Vi looks like a top team in groups but loses in knockout round 1" tournament?
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>>173346562
Unironically cheats. GE is 90% togglers anyway.
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>>173346739
'no'
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>>173346791
lol
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>>173346451
gtr is also short for get_right
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>>173346451
kys
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>>173346451
>mad at engineering
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flusha is so fucking good muh dick

love that boi
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>>173346791
Can someone explain how people enjoy cheating in this game? Any time I cheat or hack in a game I get bored of it instantly and quit since there is no challenge anymore.

And what's the point of being proud of a rank of you don't truly deserve it
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They turned off NiP's booth lmao.
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>>173347205
koosta will shit on him in playoffs
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fuck valve and fuck gabe

they know how much pros cheat at csgo and they know how many of you disgusting faggots cheat here too

they know how much money you spend on skins to appease them and they know how much money the "pro" competative wrestling tier community brings in

all you faggots can pretend all you want, you are all filth and are garbage. cheats are the worst filth. ive been playing this game less and less because im so tired of getting cheated out of games

dont even tell me esea has no cheaters, moE for example only got caught because there was like an hour long video recording of him talking about his cheats and showing them. esea is just as dirty, but their cheats atleast dont have wallhacks, just locks and maybe sound esp (whatever the fuck esp even means)

im just playing different games, games that cannot be cheated in. you filth deserve to watch your mothers get raped and killed in front of you

the thing about cheating is, is its not the damage to the game you're ultimately causing, its to yourself. surely after being a filthy cheater you will find yourself much more willing to do other "sins" and be okay with it, and start to get arrogant like that. its a really slippery road i think

enjoy playing your hack vs hack fest, and gabe deserves to die from drowning in your money

copied and pasted because apparently the last general died
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BASED FLUSHA
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https://clips.twitch
.tv/JollyInspiringLionShadyLulu

>NiP sitting in the dark
>fnatic sitting in the light

This was the last time they spoke as friends.
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>>173347205
>Can someone explain how people enjoy cheating in this game?
making people mad is kinda fun desu
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>>173347205
if you cheat well enough you could make a nice salary for a few years
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>>173347205
im pretty sure people pay for boosts so they can win arguments on the internet about video games at this point
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>>173347205
cheating vs cheaters is actually a challenge
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>>173346962
>>173347170
>>173347193
The corvette is just a 100% more superior car.
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>>173347319
please keep yourself containing in your quarantine >>>/o/

btw snek is best car
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>>173347284
GTR is the key to all of this.
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kinda like machine casting instead of reddit combo
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>>173347319
>cares about cars

What's it like being a manchild?
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>>173347402
Snek is God car but it has no shitpost potential. It's just that good
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imaginge being get right right now
>5 kills
>forced pause on 15:8
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>>173347556
>3 of them were eco frags
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>>173347556
Watch as they toggle and still lose
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>>173342879
>NiP still a thing in 2017

Cucks, when will they ever learn?
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>>173343729
told you it would be 16-7
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everyone on fnatic has tits lol
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>>173347779
Eh. The more redditors that like them the better. Keeps odds good for betting against them
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shouldn't pick a map that's so ct sided when you have a knife round to decide sides I guess
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>>173347205
imagine being so bad you have to cheat to stay competitive
lmao
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https://selfless.gg/news/2017/4/7/selfless-release-csgo-team

RIP NA's farm team
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E N O U G H
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post le what can i say man
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>>173347946
>Implying ever Fnatic cheated
Bronzilian mad because you got buttfucked by Faze?
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that was the weirdest fucking interview
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LMAO
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>Interviewer: I don't agree with this. I want to finish this interview
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Kek wht just happened
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>>173348067
>Plays as entry-fragger
>Hard role you always are prone to get shit stats
>Meanwhile Get_right go full botfrag while being a lurker
>People still trying to blame Friberg

Must be hard being Friburger
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These matchups are fucking rigged.
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>Navi Fnatic
>Faze G2

jeezus

can our boys make it?
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WHAT A GREAT SCRIPT!!!!
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>>173348149
>>173348152
>>173348158
>>173348226
I went off for a piss. What happened?
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>>173348424
you mean faze and fnatic? they won't make it
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>>173348464
russian interviewer still annoyed about bitching about the swiss system, then he rage quit the interview
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>>173348464
Interviewer asked Olof about the Swiss format. He got upset and stopped the interview when Olof said he preferred GSL.
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>>173348464
Interviewer asked olof opinion about swiss
he said he prefered GSL, itwr says well that's just your opinion bro in a condescending manner
Itw starts talking about fnatic reunion "I want to ask something special" and then cut off by saying we go to seeding you are very tired yes and ends the itw
all taht in ~30s
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>>173348548
>>173348570
Kek. I can't wait for a clip to come out. What a weird interviewer
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G2 vs Fnatic finale coming up. I hope FaZe can upset G2 though.
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>>173348093
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>>173348683
https://clips.twitch
.tv/FreezingCredulousStrawberryKreygasm

This is right after the Swiss/GSL thing.
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>>173348683
/FreezingCredulousStrawberryKreygasm
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>>173348728
I love our guys but I do worry about astralis. Their boring plays might fuck fnatic up again
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>>173348754
>>173348756
>that whats happening near the end
Brilliant
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>>173345105

reading your crap =/= intelectual
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what is this garbage?
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I just noticed that the trade up contract in the hellcase ad involves $250 of skins for a $230 set of gloves. What a nice way to admit It's a scam
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>>173348754
>>173348756
I think it's on production
like they told him to stop the itw and proceed to the seedings
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>>173348939
You are too dumb to read 15 seconds of text
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>>173348754
>le what's happening man
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>>173348950
You know the free case ($0.30) they've been talking about and promoting all tournament? You can't withdraw the skin without first depositing money on their site.
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>>173348983
Yeah, that's why he goes quiet.
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>>173349039
Thank god I have more that 4 braincells and ignored all their shilling. I knew it wasn't going to be simple
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>>173349056
still pretty awkward he could at least finish his question
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>>173349124
Yup, he's a crap host.
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>>173349124
yeah but now we have a meme

"also this is my dream, I can say it"
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Is EGB a scam too?
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>>173349230
What do you mean? All gambling sites are a scam by definition
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>>173348942
this tournament is a fucking joke
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My slip for tomorrow.
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>>173348942
Pretty alright , 2 exciting matches tomorrow and two rapes , semi be G2- North , Na-Vi- Astralis and then G2 - Astralis
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I don't pay much attention to the team meta. Is simple still playing like a silver regard and ignoring his team and shit?
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>>173348942
really hope g2 can stop astralis
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>>173350169
Neither will get to the final.
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>>173350128
he hasn't been like that since hellraisers
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>>173350128
Team still tilts, but he plays more like a teamplayer. Less explosive plays as a sideeffect.
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KQLY live
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>>173350269
I swear he was pulling the same shit even up to last kato?
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Still as toxic as ever.
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>>173350347
That's somewhat worrying. Still hoping for an ex fnatic win
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>>173350375
you mean attempting aggressive plays to make up for teammates dying 30 seconds into rounds? I wouldn't say that is ignoring his team.
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that last interview with olof was so autism
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>>173350490
Based simple man
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30 hpours
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>>173345865
Looks comfy af imo.
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I cant cash out on bet365 fnc bet help
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>>173351354
Give it a bit. They are slow with e-sports sometimes. I haven't got my money yet either.
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>team rages everytime they spec me even tho I'm top frag
>start buying auto's to finish game faster
>team's rage elevates into space
>drop 40 and carry them
>was the only gn3 and everyone else in the game was mg2

lmao @ sperglords in potato ranks
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>>173348942
ducking rigged for daneshits yet again

anders must be stopped
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>>173317939
oskar
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What's the best knife skin for a cheap poorfag?
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>>173357350
get a job
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>>173357350
are you an awper?
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I don't think stan likes it when you call him a snake
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>>173358931
He's not wrong tbqh
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>>173358931
>act like a snake
>get mad when people notice this and comment on it

typical NA, more worried about appearances than results
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>>173359856
missharvey
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>>173359856
+ Optic
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why are germans so toxic

they almost always stop communicating before the end of the first half and then only open their mic to slur poorly phrased insults or literally just noises with presumed offensive intent
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>>173360248
At least they keep their mouth shut

Being a Brazilian myself I just wish they nuked my country, people just open their mouths to cry about someone hacking and ask for AWP, they all have -zera/NTC/Fallen in their name, and they all think they are AWP gods when they kill more with Glock than with AWP

as a Fnatic fan I wished Flusha never donated to the SKniggers
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>>173360454
Chegou o lambe saco de gringo.
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>>173360567
>Talking portuguese in a english speaking imageboard

Thanks for proving my point :^)

Fnatic > IBuyPower > SK
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>>173360712
>portuguese friend's friends start speaking hue on mic
>no hablo espanol
>[angry moth noises]
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>>173358372
why do you ask?
>>
When is the m4a4 and m4a1-s going to be one gun instead of two separate guns?
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is csgo stats accurate? why doesn't it show mirage?
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heh
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>>173363980
Would prefer it as it was for a while when you could buy them both, regardless of which one you had equipped.
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>>173366486
The whole slot is such bullshit, this should only be useful if there was more, but just for the M4/USP/5-7/Deagle is just retarded, even so it would still be stupid, just let people buy whatever they fuck they want
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>>173363980
its not gonna happen as valve wants to make someone have to decide on one special weapon, determining the play-/aimstyle of said person.

it was like that in css and 1.6, if you want it go back to these games.
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>>173348942
CLG actually playing as a team unit with those crushing T sides
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>>173358931
BTFO
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Why are HellRaisers so good?
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>>173358931
they're both right
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When will SK inevitably disband?
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>>173374325
next week

Optic Fallen soon
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>>173374325
Right after NiP
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Best players you've beat in a pug?
cajunb and stewie
who am I kidding none of you actually play this game
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>>173380189
I only play casual and aim maps
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>>173380189
crucial in a triple overtime on mirage.
m0E and clown, also on mirage.
a couple clg red chicks while pugging with hooty on cache.
got my ass beat against freak and a couple of his cronies in a cache mm game recently, tho.

fucking na
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a
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Look out, everyone! A gun that isn't the AK or the AWP is actually viable.

Volvo plz nerf.
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>>173387830
It's been fine all these and now you faggots catch and suddenly it's op pls nerf
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Fugg. Missed my chance to make some money on the faze chokers
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>>173367362
The only reason the slot shit exists is because of the radial UI was originally designed to fit consoles and it didn't fit that many weapons

ridiculous a CS game is cucked because of consoles and Valve don't fix it
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LMAO PISTOLS
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god daym what a beautiful game so far
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>>173396416
G2 more effective on pistols than rifles
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>>173396541
typical frenchies
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The odds are a bit weird. G2 just had a couple of good games, people are hyping them too much.
Realistically it's a 50-50 match.
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Only got 4 hours of sleep to watch this. Already won my bet on FaZe taking 1. Feels nice seeing them play this good. I might just try to go back to sleep and time it to the 2nd map for North vs HR. I still hope FaZe take it, but I need my beauty sleep.

>>173394321
So livebet on G2 now. Even better odds, if you think they will win.
>>
where's that guy who didn't think allu was faze's star player?
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>>173397264
that was me
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>>173397428
You were correct.
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>Was legendary eagle 2 years ago
>Didn't play since
>Play 1 game with my friend to get ranks
>He gets MGE and I get GN4 because I barely did anything all game

Why is it all based on 1 game now? At least I get some ez games now
>>
is Rain sami?
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>>173397956
if you've had rank but lost it due to inactivity you get ranked when you win

it's always been like that
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>average_csgo_player.bmp
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>>173398303
It's really weird because we were literally matched against silvers, but I was just really passive and had 8 kills by the end of the game, would have done better just p90 rushing every round
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>faze could have won the half on the t-side of nuke if they could anti-eco properly
g2 exposed
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>k1oshima crisp aim right there

what did henryg mean by this?
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Faze beat SK on Train. They can beat G2, right?
>>
When will Valve fix these fucking pistols/umps and the fucking game? fuck me sideways
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>>173400608
there's nothing to fix
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>>173400678
>t. valve
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>>173400278
G2 trashed SK as well though, it's gonna be really tough
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>>173400789
Not when they throw their fifth fucking pistol round
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>2017
>pros still jump with the deagle
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For skins

Stat trak or no Stat trak?
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uh oh g2 woke up
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>>173401080
I like it. Kinda pointless since kills mean nothing when you can set up a bot game and just grind up thousands of kills without trying. Just another stat to jerk off about
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>>173401151
Nah, Karrigan just wanted to reset them.
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>>173401151
RESET
E
S
E
T
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Allu has been really good this series
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what the fuck is wrong with faze, just play like you're playing gun rounds ffs
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>kio
>>
>Walk one by one into kerrigan
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That was the most embarrassing play I've seen in this entire tournament
How do you not kill down an awper who runs directly in your fucking face
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>>173401080
Only on pistols.
>>
>>173401717
twice or was it thrice?
>>
SIX FOR SIX
HAS ANYBODY EVER DONE THIS SHIT BEFORE?
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6/6 pistol rounds lol
>>
faze are actually going to win the tournament what a joke of a game csgo 2017 everybodyy
>>
>>173402484
astraliswinslol
>>
Where did the pokeball thing when people get flashed in GOTV go?
>>
Niko is gay
>>
Legit why can't G2 win gun rounds
>>
dude pistols lmao Xd
>>
>pistols > rifle every rounds

Lmao
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>>173402621
>>173402663
it's like 2014-15 envyus all over again
>>
#FaZeUp MFERS
>>
wow valve that round was so excited to watch, loved seeing them spam mouse1 and get 1 shot headshots with tec 9 haHAH LUL GJGJGJGJ
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I haven't seen this much french butthurt in this general since Fnatic vs LDLC. Always a nice thing to see.
>>
>Make it more accurate while spamming
>make headshots do 35 damage
>body do 20

Is this how you fix the tec9
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>>173402895
Its great isnt it? Who would doubt faze in their current state?
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>>173402927
dude p250s meta lmao
>>
faze honestly play like shit how did they won
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>>173402997
*win you dumb frenchie
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>>173402927
I don't think you understand how headshots work in cs
also the price just needs to be increased
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>>173403023
fuck off reeee G2 is just unlucky
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>>173403042
Well then enlighten me
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Will North go 2-0 or is it just worth it to place a normal bet on them?
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>>173403113
>betting on danes in decider matches
its like you WANT to lose your skines
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How does HR get out of groupstage while VP, SK and NiP don't?
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>>173403454
Swiss.
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>>173403454
Because VP, SK and NiP are trash teams?
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>>173403454
because le swiss system, its good and completely fair xdd
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>>173403563
>>173403582
HR beat NiP. VP played like trash on 3 seperate days on supposedly some of their best maps, they didn't deserve to go through. Only SK can blame the system.
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>>173403454
VP played like shit.

>>173403563
>>173403582
SK was the only good team that didn't make it.
Other systems are even worse.
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>CLG manage to meme their way into a LAN

i'd honestly be surprised if they get 10 round wins over 2 maps vs Astralis
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>>173403081
it's a multiplier of like 4
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>>173403765
They can change it to any value they want
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>>173403792
maybe but this isn't tf2 so they don't do that
>>
>Support AWP

I thought this meme died with WiffZz
>>
what's with gotards and terrible tatoos
>>
someone post the henryg video in the club where he rips his pants
>>
how come the audience in russia and in the US are always just a bunch of kids compared to events held in europa?

i guess there's just simply more manchildren in europa?
>>
>>173404598
I guess europe hasn't reached the level of manchildry yet where you're a complete shutin who doesn't leave his home
>>
>>173404598
I think its more the cameraman focusing on people that will play for the camera.
>>
what is the secret of Scandinavian cs go?
>>
>>173404598
because csgo is the esports for children
the mature ones watch LoL/Dota2
>>
>sadokist just said "dead to rights"

rip
>>
bonDICKED
>>
>""""""pro"""""" players just perfectly spray through smokes and doors
really activates my favelas
>>
>>173405610
its called "prediction" silver boi
>>
ez $15 lads
>>
>>173405706
just like thorin does on the panels????????
>>
9-11 haha
>>
USP-S OP
>>
>>173405706
>prediction
hahahahahah t. redditor
>>
WHAT THE FUCK POLACKS
>>
lost 5v4 against USP REALLY
>>
>>173406053
oooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>
>ns
>10x

what did he mean by this?
>>
>>173406210
thanks
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>Forcebuy
>Lose
gg no re thats is for hellraisers
>>
>>173405965
Oh anon.. You deserve what is happening.
>>
>>173406312
?
>>
>magisk is bad this tournament
>consistent above 1 rating
what did thorin mean by this
>>
>>173406607
he usually does better than that though
>>
>>173406702
so a super consistent guy with several good maps is doing very bad this tournament thanks thorin amazing input keep up the good work
>>
>>173406760
no problems lad, the tism keeps shining through
>>
HR or North on cache lads?
>>
>>173406883
hr ez
>>
>>173406883
HR won 2 gun rounds on Cobble. Gee I wonder.
>>
why are people saying shroud in chat?
>>
>tfw haven't played CS since january
>>
>>173407087
>tfw been playing CS since january
>>
/vg/ What do I do when my squaddie starts being a sarcastic dick as soon as we lose?

He's a bro most of the time but recently, especially playing cs he's started to be kind of a downer the moment things don't go to plan.

How do I lift the morale when he starts insulting people for being bad? How do I go about telling him that he's not a positive influence on the outcome of the game, and that it's not really fun to play with him any more?
>>
why is north so shit on cache
>>
>>173407251
hello reddo
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>>173407313
>why is north so shit
fixed
>>
>lose a 5v3
>don't smoke off the awper
>rotate like retards

north in a nutshell
>>
I love playing with a team of bots
One guy got 3 and 23.
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>>173407409
Don't know who that is. Throwing darts blindly?
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>>173407860
Fuck off retard.
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>>173407760
he was throwing
>>
nice 12 years old crowd ukraine
>>
>>173407760
noone gets 3 kills playing seriously

you get at least 8 or 10 just landing lucky hits and finishing off near-dead players
>>
>my aim is snappy, quick and perfect during deathmatch warmup
>fucking potato during actual comp match

what's going on?
>>
>>173408543
t. get right
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>>173408890
people shoot you back
>>
navi is going to crush fnatic right?
>>
>>173409240
but they also shoot back in dm
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aizy was a mistake
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>>173409246
Thanks in advance for the money.
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>>173409246
Dennis will carry
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>>173409404
What was that, lad?
>>
>>173409539
inconsistent guy is inconsistent more breaking news at 8
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>2hp
YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHITS

FUCKING DANES I JUST GOT A NECK CRAMP
>>
I don't care if the team I like loses or not, but that was a crazy good game
>>
>MSL got them fucked in the major
>haven't watched CS since then
>literally open the stream as it's 14-14
>MSL can't kill someone from behind
>konfig left in a 1v3

Saying it again. MSL is trash.
>>
Fuck this game. I wanted to see navi vs fnatic play already
>>
>>173409780
>he likes north
ewwww
>>
>>173409851
I like HR
>>
Anyone else unable to access twitch anymore?
>>
Amazing game. One in 1'000.
>>
>>173409919
use livestreamer my man
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Maybe this crowd isnt as bad as I thought
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>All the reddit teams like NIP, VP and SK out
>Faze takes out french togglers
>HR about to take out danecucks
Is this /ourtourney/?
>>
>>173410042
We need to hope for a NA miracle and australia gets knocked out. Hoping for a faze v fnatic final.
>>
Faze get to the final of their first tournament with Niko

Faze beat G2 in a Bo3

Thorin is still saying they're shit and still thinks this proves G2 has more potential blahblah blah

Why is Thorin such a KennyS succboi?
>>
Both these teams are good at overpass. Who do you think will pull it off today?
>>
>>173410125
It's clear that Faze has a lot of momentum right now. Jusr like SK when they first came up. Expect them to win the major.
>>
>>173409432
who is this semen demon
>>
>>173410201
Nothing would make me happier than Thorin betting Astralis will win the major, it's AStralis vs. Faze final and Karrigan finally finishes his revenge storyline.

Katowice was a perfect part of the storyline, the close but not quite moment, but at the major Faze will go supersaiyan and stomp AStralis in the fina;l
>>
>>173410316
I bet its actually a boy in girls clothing
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>>173409826
IGL just like fallen so it's okay ;) ;) ;) ;)
>>
Why do I hate big slavic teams but like the smaller ones? FUcking despise VP but I enjoy hellraisers plays and really enjoy watching vega.
>>
>>173410623
u have a case of contrarianism
>>
>>173410704
Nah, Hellraisers are a fun team to watch, they have a fun style and anti-strat like mad so they can cause upsets which trigger people like thorin
>>
>>173410623
duncan what are you doing here being a contrarian again
>>
>>173410704
I dont think its even that. Even playing against teams I hate I just cant get behind VP

Maybe its just them
>>
>>173410829
It's contrarianism, you've been on 4chan too long and your thought process is fucked and you cannot like anything popular.
>>
>>173410883
But I like FaZe, Fnatic and NaVi. Arent they popular enough
>>
>>173410954
but do you like sk or astralis? no? thought as much
plus fnatic was hated a lot so you're again being contrarian.
>>
I hope I'll never bald like MSL
>>
>>173410809
Thorin hates the non-big slavs, he's always talking down Gambit and HR you fucking moron
>>
you niggas get any drops from this tourney?
>>
>>173411040
Ah yeah, cant do BRs and astralis bore me. Fnatic has just been a long standing favourite of mine

Fuck you 4chan. You've ruined me
>>
>>173411149
hellcase is a scam bruh, just wait for the major
>>
BONDICKED
>>
>>173411149
HOW. I've watched twitch linked to my steam and got jack shit. This isnt a major so they arent doing official drops right? And I'm not fucking signing up for another scam site that will pinch my skins when valve puts the pressure on them like the rest of the betting places
>>
Why does he sit so close to his monitor?
>>
>>173409968
kek
>>
>>173411328
i sit p close to the monitor mainly bc im blind and play on an extremeley low res
>>
>>173411328
It really helps with your gameplay. Fucks with your posture so bad that only pros can justify it
>>
>>173411410
I can sit further back the lower res I go. Playing native 1080 I get most benefit from sitting close so I can see the fine bits of movement.
>>
>>173411328
It lowers the vision latency. Every 10cm distance means 2ms extra latency. It doesn't sound much, but it adds on.
>>
>csgo pros
>can't even sit properly
>>
>>173411410
>>173411412
>>173411461
kek
>>
damn that crowd is a gay pedos dream to be in right now
>>
>>173411230
I'm just like you, I just don't make excuses for myself.
Try meditation, you will get insight into your thought process and why you do the things you do.
>>
why is north so fucking shite?
>>
>>173411687
Thats some surprisingly good advice coming from a video game general. Thanks anon.
>>
>>173411851
Hellraisers tend to get better as they go. They are still fresh to the scene so they come up with shit as they go to actively counter the enemy and this can actually work. Its a good reason why I feel safe betting on them for longer BO3s
>>
Fucking choking Danes.
>>
>tfw it doesn't matter who wins this game because they'll both get fucked up by fAzE

our boy niko is ready
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North winning on LAN?

kek
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Hellraisers /ourguys/?
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>>173412060
our slavs
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>>173412043
That 500k was completely worth it to get raped by australis in the finals 2 times in a row
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Reminder that if you´re EU and you want to play MM play now.

These cis players that cant speak english and "fokk you mama" and rush b are watching the game right now.

>pic related, the cancer of CSGO
>>
>>173412162
I;m not even euro and I can communicate with them

Sooki blayt when you die, call them all davai and say dasvidanya when you leave. All the russain you need to know. Give me a easy way to connect to russian servers and I'll hop on now and prove that
>>
tfw youll never have another mlg major where you can drink bud light in the vip section
>>
Slavs are about to ruin this LAN.
>>
imagine if north actually knew how to play pistols

fucking dane shitters
>>
>>173412124
but astralis are going to lose to the only player in the tournament who's from a country that's also a continent, so they can't beat faze
>>
>>173412262
I wonder what the party and shit will be like for the IEM sydney event; I could afford to head over for it and am actually considering it. Nothing better than getting drunk with other ausbros
>>
>>173412262
>Drinking bud light on purpose

I hope this was the only Beer in a distance of 10 miles and you´ve been already so drunk that you didnt care at all.
>>
>>173411659
no wonder henry is so happy
>>
0/6 pistols.. Why even have 2 people buy utility.
>>
>6/6 again
NOICE
>>
fuck off north you shitters
>>
North more like going south amirite?????????
>>
>>173412505
R O F L
O
F
L
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>>173412354
neck yourself tryhard
>>
losing both pistol you lose the map like 80% of the time or something, don't you?

people complaining about bo1 upsets going to love these quarter finals
>>
I find it ironic that Hellraisers have god on their side
>>
bonDICKED
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>>173412262
>americans consider bud light a vip beer
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>>173412694
is this glaive long lost brother
>>
>2 ukrainians
>2 serbs
>1 hungarian
What do we call them? Slavs doesnt really fit them
>>
>>173412763
3rd worlders
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>>173412828
>>
>>173412763
>4,5 slavs
>slavs dont fit them
>>
>>173412763
All three of those are slavs tho
>>
>>173412162
Lol nice, i joined a game, everyone is nice, speaks english and doesnt do stupid thinks
>>
BOGDANS LAW
>>
>>173412938
>>173412940
Serbs really arent slavs are they, and I though Hungarians were more gypsies
>>
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>Hellraisers get to the playoffs and choke away their chance for semis

Same shitty script every time
>>
>>173413226
While we could be watching the superior navi vs fnatic game we are stuck with this. Shitty script (((starladder)))
>>
>>173413226
because they are the same shitty team
>>
Bogdan's Law is actually a thing though right? Even s1mple said Bogdan was right and Steel was just mad.
>>
deadfox is so dumb
>>
>>173413358
what happened?
>>
>>173413358
Isnt that just the thing where you give the low HP player the AWP to act as a glass cannon?
>>
>>173413480
https://clips.twitch
.tv/BlueExcitedFlamingoBloodTrail
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>>173413358
if bogdan was swag or stewie or s1mple then steel would have done it too, he just didn't like bogdan i guess
>>
North you fucking retards.
>>
GODFOX
>>
konfig is a retard
>>
CZEDEZC
>>
>>173413531
Thank you anon for actually arranging your URLs in a way than can be copy pasted without editing out (dots) and other shit. You dont get enough thanks for this small task that saves others so much.
>>
>>173413471
good thing that konfig is even dumber
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HR 16-11 incoming

will proceed to lose in semis
>>
The Danes choking again

who woulda thought
>>
>>173413718
pleasure senpai I hate it too

on another note MSL is so shit he has to use cheese strats
>>
overpass is so stupid with the boosts
>>
this fucking map lmao
>>
AUTISTIC DANES BTFO
>>
>>173413826
Its a god damn mystery how it keeps happening. Truly the greatest question of our time
>>
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feels good man
>>
lmao North tier 3
>>
the fuck they didn't even defuse lmao
>north
>>
>reveal your secret boost
>still lose

lmao
>>
Hellraisers looks like normal people, not even slightly slavic...

compare them to Navi and LUL
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>i-i-ts not aizy's fault
t. gotards
>>
Fucking Danes. Rage bet to make back what I lost.
>>
REDDIT IN FLAMES
E
D
D
I
T

I
N

F
L
A
M
E
S
>>
>2017
>bebo
>>
>>173414032
You know they cant cheat anylonger????
>>
>>173414052
Reddit only cares about Nip and G2
they were already in flames before this one
>>
I actually like Machine, hes funny and you can see the hate in his face when the producers force him to sellout
>>
>>173414147
I wonder whats it feel like to be wrong every god damn tournament.
>>
>>173414231
fuck off alex you nonce
>>
>>173414032
rip (you)r money
>>
>this cyka slav post match interviewer
are they using him to troll us or what
>>
golden interview
>>
>>173414254
alex's sister is 21 and like a more attractive pansy
>>
>>173414248
ask thorin ;)
>>
>>173414342
ep, dpcl nrim ,dyge
>>
>>173414342
wow, epic burn mate
>>
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>>173414342
hey now, be nice
>>
thanks for the you's guys I gotta go now see you in a week enjoy the event yes?
>>
>>173414457
is that reel
>>
>>173414673
how new?
>>
>>173413185
How are serbs not slavs?
>>
easy win for fnatic
>>
wait what why is jw in fnatic now
>>
>>173414956
I've always assumed they were kinda a bit off being slavs. It might just be a cultural thing but I picture them as more remove kebab than squatting with vodka people ya know my man
>>
>>173415283
umm. Gotard????
>>
>>173415283
>he doubted pige
>>
do I go all in on fnatic?
>>
>>173415381
ye
>>
>>173415402
Thank god bets just got extended
>>
>>173415381
We ride together, we die together, my friend. Do it.
>>
>>173415381
thanks for the money fag

no way Guardian will lose to sweden
>>
>>173413521
Pretty much. The idea is that a low hp player can just hold an angle with an awp for a one shot one kill rather than risk taking a duel with a rifle. steel was just salty and didnt want to admit that bogdan was right.
>>
>>173415381
>doubting the guardian of our skines
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>>173415402
>>173415473
>>173415516
>>173415593
Big shit for me. Dropped all the stats off my ST weapons for thsi
>>
>>173415584
on ct side bodgan was right but on t side steel's reasoning makes sense too
>>
>>173415516
>>173415593
Guardian has NEVER won in an offline BO3 against this Fnatic.
>>
kek thorin
>>
someone kill semmler
>>
>semmler casting
fuck i wanted to watch this game
>>
FLUSHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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FLUSH EM DOWN THE TOILET
>>
>flusha starts cheating already
>>
>>173416390
>>173416465
I don't get how anyone can listen to this guy's casting. Why is he still getting hired?
>>
BRING BACK DDK DUO
>>
>We are living in a simulation

wait wot
>>
I can't decide whether this tournament has extremely good or extremely poor production value.
>>
>>173416546
i actually miss them why arent they casting
>>
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Is it possible to dislike Semmler?
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>>173416594
CIS tournaments are always like this. Big flashy stage but everything else is shit
>>
>>173416569
Anders is forcing his meme
>>
>>173416640
Is Semmler unironically gay?
>>
>>173416640
the only reason why he gets to keep his job is bc hes an sjw
>>
>>173416639
i think they are hired by faceit.
>>
>Flamie
>not on the gear

pick one
>>
>>
It's funny how its gradually becoming harder and harder for casters to cover for these """totally random wallbangs"""
>>
Funny how s1mple uses his hat to cover his disgusting face
>>
>>173416803
Semmler is a really nice guy,
back in 2015 at ESL Cologne i met him @ the VIP Area.

We talked likes 15 minutes and not only CS,
since i was a local he asked me where to party in Cologne.
I gave him some locations but told him he should be aware that brown people and gypsis try to pickpocket him when he´s drunk.

He said something like he already knew ...
>>
>>173417013
tab back in semmler
>>
>>173417013
did he suck you off?
>>
>>173417013
He can be a really nice guy for all I care. He's still an extremely annoying caster in my opinion.
>>
>this game
No point watching. They're both cheating out of their minds. Who derives enjoyment from this?
>>
>>173417226
WWE is no different and I enjoy it
>>
>>173417226
What does it mean for entertainment to be real? Is a movie better if based off of a true story? What is the movie IS the true story?

Maybe you should fuck off back to rebdit
>>
feels like NiP shouldn't have picked train over overpass
>>
>that aimlock fucking over Olof
>>
what happens when you disconnect from a match?

do you still get points for their win/lose? does this penalize your rank even?
>>
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Why is twitch so shit? I can watch high quality video in 60 fps anywhere, but this piece of shit can barely keep up at 720p at 30 fps.
>>
>>173417250
I don't get how you can enjoy WWE either.

>>173417312
Nice false equivalence. This is more on the level of WWE. If you find ten men pretending to be gods at video games "fun" you need to reconsider life.
>>
The Dan M video after this is going to be great
>>
>>173415313
Have you considered you're a retard?
>>
>>173417476
Does it even work without flash yet?
>>
GUARDIAAAAAAN
>>
GUARDIAN IS A GOD
>>
Oh damn that was actually fucking nuts
>>
>just flank and go close range they said
>oh awp is still 1 shot kill at close range

Another game ruined by OP awp -_-
>>
GUARDIAN
fnatic shook af
>>
that would have been crazy if he wasn't cheating
>>
>SO INSANE AREN'T YOU HYPED FOR THIS TOTALLY LEGIT OCCURRENCE?
loving every laugh
>>
lmao fanatic just toggle
>>
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>>173417787
haha yeah i agree with your post kind sir haha what an OP weapon haha
>>
>>173417872
why are you even watching if you don't enjoy it senpai, don't waste your life.
>>
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>tfw coming back to /magog/ after months of no /csgog/
>cheating meme sill alive and well


feeling right at home lads
>>
>>173417872
>people are better than me
>must be cheating

your a retard
>>
>slav tournament
>slavs blatantly cheating
really makes me think
>>
>>173418038
>meme
>>
>>173418054
>your a retard
really faggot? its your bed time, get the fuck out
>>
>>173418054
Are we watching the same game?
>>
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>>173418127
memed on
>>
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>just reached 800 hours
>mfw MGE

How do I stop being bad at this game
>>
>>173417383
answer this question plis
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>>173418278
nah, you're just a plain old retard
kill yourself
>>
>>173418286
Aim_botz
>>
>>173417602
Every god damn day
>>
>>173418417
>thinks pros cheat
>reddit img
>/pol/ comeback

lol
>>
>>173418531
>pros dont cheat
Not even that guy but come the fuck on
>>
>>173418531
kill yourself autist
>>
>>173418286
desu, if you're not at least LEM after 100 hours i doubt one will ever be good
>>
>>173418675
Keep proving my point.
>>
>>173418286
practice shooting people in the head
relax before an mm game, playing frigid or too passive is never good
>>
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What are you guys eathing while watching this match? I just got back from the store.
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>>173418967
>>
>>173418967
If i would eat half of that i would die.

How can people do something like this to their body.

Getting a seizure at 35 must be fun.
>>
>>173418724
Everyone on 4chan is global lmao
>>
>>173418843
you have no point you mouthbreathing waste of human skin
>>
>>173419351
I made clear and concise points, and proved you wrong. You name call. I remember why I stopped coming here.
>>
>>173419572
>>people are better than me
>must be cheating
>your a retard

this is your only "point". stop embarrassing yourself and fuck off.
>>
>>173419904
>They are better than you
>They are not cheating
>Baited with the classic, your for you're

You can leave now.
>>
can reddo please take their reddo fight back to reddo thanks
>>
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csgo knife or escort?
>>
>>173420229
escort 100% of the time.
>>
>>173420229
csgo escort
as_oilrig
>>
navi or fnatic on inferno lads?

leaning navi given that shitshow from fnatic earlier
>>
>>173419159
I'm 37
>>
>>173420229
csgo knife if the escort looks like that.
>>
>>173420229
>30 minutes of pleasure for your dick with some ugly whore
>some shitty pixels
might as well give me the money and measure your flat's height
>>
>>173420328
Yeah dunno why he'd post the option of some 30 year old women
>>
>>173420229
Why does that woman have such a hairy ass?
>>
>>173419154
is there a way to burn 2000 calories in the span of 4 hours?
>>
Why the hell do these breaks have some of the worst music ever, Of all time?
>>
>>173420502
I thought everyone loved dubesteped?
>>
>>173420229
you'll have the knife forever

escort is temporary but the stds are not
>>
>>173420462
run 24 miles
>>
>TFW OUR GUY SIMPLE IS WRECKING KIDS
>>
>>173420229
>>173420404
>>173420424

>woman
>>
>>173420229
>a few minutes of pleasure
>vs a knife for how long you want + you can resell it later

kind of obvious desu
>>
olof crosshair placement on olofpass was trash
>>
>>173420693
I walked 10 miles when I had to kill 3 hours before and it was horrible
>>
Amm how is fnatic doing? O camt type teh words h'f y so IC ant evcen see if my bet will win xd
>>
>>173421024
Crushed by Navi first map. Up 1-0 on inferno.
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when are they going to release the white version my dudes?
>>
>>173421243
Oh on. ther goes my %2.59 of skins. At least post discord link to post m failures on on you know
>>
i was asking how i rank up in this game yesterday. i've since ranked up. thanks for the help /csgog/
>>
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what thge fug is this stream quality
>>
>>173420932
hiking?
>>
>>173421683
>not using mpv
>>
>>173421967
>not watching twitch chat instead of the game
>>
>>173422014
i have that popped out in a different window
>>
>>173422106
>not watching twitch chat in irc
>>
>>173422160
>irc
dead
>>
what knife does guardian have
>>
>>173421769
No walking around the city
>>
>>173422193
if you like viewing smallish streams it makes viewing who pops in and out of the chats which can be quite interesting
>>
>>173420282
ayy. Takes me back.
>>
What happened to the crowd? :^)
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>olof is awping instead of JW
????
>>
>>173422887
pige is shook
>>
>a general that does nothing but watch streamers play games and discusesses those streamers
kys yourselves
>>
>>173423152
>he worries about another person
>>
>North got cucked
I wish i didn't miss this.
>>
>semenlar
>>
Imagine spending 10+ years of your life to play a game and now sit on a stage playing that said videogame in front a large crowd consisting of 90% teenage boys who idolize you
>>
>>173423751
seems cool
>>
>>173423751
thats the dream right there my dude
>>
What the fuck was that
Why the fuck did have have 3 entering B and the bomb was at A?
>>
>semenslurperer calls aps palace

i knew this bitch nigger is silver as fuck
>>
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>buy rifles
>lose

>buy tec-9s
>win
>>
is that wall from balcony to pit wallbangable?
>>
navi or fnatic on mirage?
>>
flusha is balding
>>
did Jw gain even more weight?
hope he doesn't get a heart attack from all the red bulls and stressful matches
>>
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>>173424704
>>
>>173424848
*Monster(TM)
Fnatic is sponsored by Monster(TM)
>>
>>173424967
who is that?
>>
>>173424967
me on the right
>>
>>173425062
me irl
>>
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>>173425062
https://twitter.com/mayaducasse/status/635493675322220545
>>
>>173424967
>>173425156
sluts
>>
>>173425156
2 cute
>>
>>173424967
The is the hottest girl I have ever seen posted on this site
>>
>>173426003
you must have v low standards
>>
>>173420229
>giving money to Valve under any circumstance
>>
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fuck fagnatic lmao
>>
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>>173426703
get out of here keffir
>>
>>173426827
no
>>
CLG going to take a round on Astralis?
>>
USP-S LMAO
>>
>>173427252
CLG are going to win 32-0 and danes in CS will never be heard from again
>>
>tournament organizers increase hacking protection
>both subhuman teams get knocked out in group stages
LMAO BR CS
>>
>>173427394
That's impressive
>>
PIGE
>>
crisp clean lock bois
>>
>cheating blatantly in front of an audience
>its ok they are le pros :^)
>>
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>Aleksander
>not Oleksander

ok s1mple
>>
why is navi allowed to do cancerous shit with their names?
>>
>>173427740
>silvers who dont know where to shoot just by hearing trying to voice their opinions

lmao
>>
dat was insane pige
>>
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post you're face when Fnatic was kill
>>
>cheat'vi at it again
shaking my head to be honest with you family
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azhrQ7jeB7g
>>
>tfw you have a seizure because of split screen and don't see the kill
>>
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How many eco rounds will navi continually lose?
>>
>>173428163
All of them, I hope.
>>
>losing ANOTHER eco
>>
another round ruined by OP pistols
>>
Guns -> lose
Pistols -> win
>>
why don't they fucking buy something like a p90 jesus
>>
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that jw was so perfect, the crosshair movement leading upto it makes me think it was an aimlock
>>
>>173428578
AWP was sticking out.
>>
>score is only 6-10
>"they're desperate"

I wish this guy would stop announcing CS
>>
>picks up m4
>keeps tec-9 out
lmao even flusher knows
>>
>>173428743
it's t side mirage
>>
>>173428941
all they need to do is buy pistols
>>
I fucking hate this game.
Whoever is responsible for changing matchmaking around needs to be buried up to their heads in the amazon jungle and honey poured over their faces.
>>
imagine fnatic buys only pistols and wins the game
>>
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>>173429034
Post prime matchmaking is the most fun i've ever had playing the game
>>
inb4 reddit will complain that the gun cant be taken out of bricks in window
>>
>semenler likes the A1-s

of course
>>
why did flusha pick
>>
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PEEK YOU RETARDS
>>
le blatant cheater pigface
>>
>na'vi doesn't cheat
top lel
>>
>fnatic can't win rounds without pistol toggles
>>
>>173429807
>1 way smoke deployed
not trying your luck
>>
>>173429718
>>173429775
They didn't know where Seized was.
>>
>fnatic just shit themselves on the b site

lmao
>>
this is fucking ridiculous

fnatic should have these rounds ez
>>
>>173429263
There's literally more people cheating in prime than non prime now
>>
>>173429263
I'm talking about the past few weeks.
Something has changed. I have to wait 20 minutes for a game in peak hour, and when I finally get one I'm swatted down by enemy players as if I've been standing still in front of them.
>>
>>173430023
but they're playing like shit, why should they have these rounds?
>>
I love pige but fnatic need an actual awper lmao
>>
reddit btfo
>>
>swedish CS post-2015
>>
faze is the only likable team left
>>
>>173430329
Faze and Hellraisers are both great.
>>
>>173430329
I still like Navi
>>
>>173430459
>>173430502
hello slavs
>>
>>173430524
:(
>>
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>>173430329
ummm try again sweetie ;)
>>
>watching slavs trying to figure out english together

that was fun
>>
>CLG actually made it to the play offs

LMAO SWISS SYSTEM
>>
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>Navi will play phenomenally in the semis before getting blown the fuck out in the grand final as usual
pottery
>>
>>173430785
They're gonna btfo astralis here
>>
>>173430785
why is the system to blame? they faced tough opponents and won when they were supposed to be the easy walkovers. love the hypocrisy, it is no problem when tier 1 teams get an easy route, becomes a huge problem when the so called worst team on the lan manages to win some maps.
>>
>Want to bet
>Normal odds suck
>Scared of handicap from asstralis fucking up
What do
>>
>>173431153
modest bet on clg
>>
>>173431153
If CLG didn't have that straya cunt I would bet my whole inventory on them.
>>
>>173430853
>btfo by faze/hellraisers
k lol
astralis is the only team left that can beat them
>>
is rickeh inbred?
>>
>>173431896
all aussies are inbred, they live on an island
>>
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>>173431991
>>
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leave it to me
>>
>>173432135
rat with downs
>>
I thought China was the new face of CSGO talent?

Even some literal whos from Korea placed better than both teams
>>
>desk devolves into real life shitposting

CSGO really is a game for people with huge brains.
>>
>>173433264
Tyloo drama killed that chance. They weren't even that good before that either.
>>
>>173431357
Clg made it to lan because they adopted someone from the country that is also a condiment, cunt
>>
>>173433554
tyloo didn't have their best player playing because qualifier rules
>>
>>173433890
>condiment
>>
>>173432568
I'd love to see how you look
>>
>>173433554
>weren't even that good
Sure but there's always this underdog belief that they can actually win. The other shitter teams are literally shit.
>>
Was the G2 vs. Faze match any good?
>>
Holy shit after being a newfag for so long getting Prime is amazing

People play the game and have mics and don't afk bot in spawn

What is this
>>
>>173434918
yeah. allu played really well.
>>
Toppest of keks
>>
>buy weapon by mistake
>asstralis restarts the round
How is that fair?
>>
astralis no chance
>>
>be clg
>download subroza's hacks
>kick subroza
>win

hmm
>>
>>173431991
>island
umm
>>
inb4 this is 3 maps
>>
>astralis
>#1 team in the world

(lol
>>
LUL DANES LUL
>>
CLG NUMBA 1

EZ SKINS
>>
>>173435436
inb4 thorin steals your joke, he lurks you know
>>
Does Astralis actually know how to play CS?
>>
>>173436123
well I am diagnosed on the spectrum, it makes sense he would like my attempt at humor.
>>
shit guys we jinxed it
>>
new thread fast
>>
>>173436564
no?
>>
This tournament teams only need information on how new top teams play, Faze, G2, Fnatic, especially Na'Vi then destroy them in Major. MArk my words. Astralis SK and VP will destroy them in the majors.
>>
>>173436754
>vp

lmao
>>
>>173436754
>sk

lmao
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnobZWFRPSQ
>>
>>173436829
>>173436896
>samefagging like the faggot he is

LMAO
>>
>>173436754
>astralis
lmao
>>
>>173437158
>you

lmao
>>
>>173437158
>you

lmao
>>
>>173437158
>you

lmao
>>
I can't believe how well CLG is doing, even though they're probably gonna lose to astralis anyway.

>hurr durr they haven't played against good teams
CLG has played well against teams who are WAY better than them in theory. CLG is supposed to be what, a top 30 international team? Not even? And they're supposed to be 4th best in NA.

Pretty nuts that other NA teams overlooked FNS. I guess the recent talking point about NA not valuing IGL's holds a bit of weight.
>>
>>173437158
>you

lmao
>>
>>173434025
Strayans are sweeties
>>
>>173437158
>you

lmao
>>
>>173437485
he was overlooked because he was calling for TSM who were down with selfless as the worst pro teams
>>
>>173437639
>he was calling for TSM
No he wasn't dipshit. Semphis was the caller, and an IGL doing poorly with poor teammates doesn't mean jack shit considering CLG's performance at this LAN.
>>
>>173437485
CLG are second best in NA atm, they've played consistently well since picking up rickeh.

People only rate optic and liquid over them on results from like a year ago
>>
>>173437717

one decent lan doesn't mean "jack shit" either
>>
>>173437789
When you're a group of NA rejects who shouldn't even have an ounce of a chance against the teams they've been playing, one LAN means a hell of a lot.
>>
>>173437717
>>173437789
just a reminder that "jack shit" actually means "nothing"
>>
>>173437758
who is best?
>>
>>173436123
>Richard Lewis gets his news from 4chan
>Thorin gets his joke from 4chan

Where did it all go wrong
>>
>>173437926
C9? They're the ones most consistent in the shitness that is online NA cs
>>
>>173438041
>online

>you

lmao
>>
>>173436123
evidence???
>>
>>173437639
>selfless
>worst pro
Come on, they were barely even a pro team, more like a college football team that bigger teams check for new talent.
>>
>>173438313
They were getting salaries on par with bigger teams, it was pretty pathetic desu

Man with his name on a hat was out of his depth but he made money on buyouts, so maybe it was the master plan
>>
>>173436986
Nice. I supported faze ever since he joined.
>>
Why does anders casting keep getting worse?
>>
>>173438419
>on par with bigger teams

no they weren't
>>
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[triggered]
>>
>>173438638
He hasn't been good in a long time. He peaked in 2015, then he lost the hunger.
>>
>>173438929
he still eats a lot
>>
>>173438905
stick to twitch chat
>>
>>173438990
He makes sure he's never hungry, he eats preemptively.
>>
Why modify the Negev and not the m249?
>>
>>173439217
They hate fun.
>>
How about this
Teamcollision is turned off for the first 5 seconds after round start
>>
>>173439365
submit it to reddit
>>
>>173439217
They only left the M249 in as a kind of joke. M429 had been useless for 15 years and to buff it would have ruined the tradition. so they just added the Negev instead
>>
>>173439365
And how much money will this change actually generate? Exactly.
>>
>>173439365
>>
so im unranked and i queue up with silver ones (was dmg before i stopped playing for a few months) i just lost 2 games that were 16-0 the silvers that were on my team were mad at me for queuing up with them bc they were gn-mg
>>
i love the way rickeh flicks his gun to try and bait shots

he's the only one who does it
>>
>>173439819
example?
>>
>>173439846
that entire 1v2?
>>
>>173439835
>>173439835
>>173439835
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