/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

Do you like pizza?

>>173315304
Yeah, my favorite pizza is Hawaiian.

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>>173315439

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When?

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when?

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>>173315439
I like it too, just without the ham
>that mix of sweet and spicy

>doing some of the stunt races
>fuck up early on in one of them because I haven't played in over a year
>manage to catch up and take first
>trusty Rockstar server drops everyone
T-thanks.

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when?

>>173316271
>>173315641
>>173315567
Yes please

>>173315802
There are no winners in GTAO. Only varying level of losers.

Requesting to join the PC crew: Zylavain

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when?

What's more dead, this General or the game?

>>173316938
General. Everyone is in discord.

>>173316965
Should I bother getting back into this game? I haven't played since around the first CEO shit dropped.

>>173316892
It's already available as the Ruiner, but it doesn't even have a quarter of badassery the Trans Am in your pic has, it doesn't even have retractable headlights or a tacky spoiler.

The closest thing to this would be the Ruiner 2000, but it has a retarded KITT interior and forced weapons as well as a 5.7 million price tag because Rockstar is desperate for extra shekels, but I would've loved to own one without the guns or rockets.

>>173317120
No, it's more cancerous than it was when CEO dropped, and everything is twice-to-thrice as expensive.

>>173317257
Yeah I saw some of the prices for the shit that's come out? Besides YouTubers who the fuck is going to spend that much money on shark cards or put that much time into this game?

>>173317198
The Ruiner is an '82 Trans Am, the one in my pic is an '02 Trans Am WS6. They could even market it as a Ruiner Modern or something, I'd absolutely love it no matter the price tag

>>173317393
My bad, I confused the two different generations for some reason.

>>173317321
Fanboys who are financially retarded or jobless autists who spend 12 hours a day playing nothing but GTAO. Also, normies who don't have time to grind the same Heist 40 times or sell 30 Top Range cars to be able to buy the Rocket Voltic, but with the simple purchase of a shark card, they can own it.

Thing is, after buying it, the entire fanbase will get on their knees and suck the shark card buyer's dick and praise them for "keeping the game alive", which further prompts Rockstar to raise the prices once more.

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How would you introduce this car into the game?
Name
Class
Performance
Handling
LS Customisation
Liveries (not mandatory)
Bennys Custom version (not mandatory)
Unique features and parts
Prices

>>173318360
ETR1 Street Custom, a Benny'd ETR1.
The ETR1 is already a gussied-up LFA.

>>173318360
>price
$8m

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Here, quickghosty

>>173318360
>Name
Emperor ET

>Class
Sports

>Performance
High traction, decent top speed, very good acceleration. Lap time is as good as the Elegy RH8.

>Handling
Planted, but a bit prone to understeer.

>LS Customization
Plentiful, but not more extensive than the Dinka Jester.

>Liveries
None.

>Benny's
Fuck no, fuck him.

>Unique Features
Dynamic spoiler, that's it.

>Price
525K shekels.

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when is rockstar adding cars that aren't supercars

>>173319656
elsa jean, yeah. A buddy of mine noted that he's begun to see shitposting images that come specifically from blacked but with all the logos removed, their photography style still makes it identifiable tho.

>>173319754
If their target audience no longer gives them shark card sales and get tired of supercars, they got tired of lowriders before, but I really don't see them ever getting tired from the endless spam of supercars we have as of late.

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>>173319754
Would you consider the new sports classic cars as supers

>>173319754
It's never interesting supercars either.

>>173320037
Any suggestions for interesting ones

>>173320016
sports classic %100

>>173320016
Of course they're supercars, they're just old enough to be considered classics since they were performance supercars of the late 80's and early 90's.

They're not true Sports Classics, but rather Supers Classics, a true classic Sports car would be a classic Porsche from the early 70's or a late 50's BMW roadster.

>>173320102
gumpert apollo, noble m600, moar tvrs, saleen s7, spyker c8, ssc ultimate aero, enzo ferrari, an actual mercedes sls amg, maserati mc12, vector w8, noble m400, hennessey venom gt, porsche 959, bmw i8, mercedes clk gtr, and porsche pff gt9-r

>>173320695
The cheetah is a bastardisation of the Enzo and other cars

>>173317321
>>173317952
There have been several dupe glitches.

>>173320958
I forget it existed, I want an actual sls amg with a v8 and gullwings, not that cancerous surano trash, the same could apply for the enzo.

>>173321040
I got about 6 million in duped cars stored in 3 garages when I came across a glitch accidentally

I'm gonna shill a little and ask/recommend to get into FH3.
It has most of the 90 retro supercars you want. Even a CLK and a F1 GT.
There's no jet shitters and money is not that tight to get on.

Join WAT club. We could even organize some free roam sessions.

just plz tho on xbox so l can come along

>>173321494
I can't be a tranny in Forza

>>173323819
Yes you can. You can choose from about a dozen stupid characterers.
I've been a blonde all this time.

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Asking again, requesting to join the grind: Zylavain

>>173325503
you're on the blacklist.

>>173321494
What do you mean just Xbox its a fully cross platform game you fool

>>173315304
Yes. my favorite pizza is Pepperoni, pineapples and jalapenos.

gtag has shit taste in pizza. no surprise there

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These tastes in pizza

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When?

>>173328439
>>173328623
>t. meatfeast faggots

>>173328752

>not wanting bowel cancer

Your loss nerd

Please send a PC crew invite to Science1679

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>>173328936

Blacklisted for destroying crates

requesting invite to PC GTAG
SC: -Nessi

>>173329295

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOU

>>173329032
what?

>>173329295
Blacklisted for jetgriefing

I saw some faggot running guns in a public lobby but I can't find that shit anywhere. Is the update out or not?

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more compacts when?

>>173329870
its part of bikers loser

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>>173330142

I started an MC and didn't see SHIT YOU'RE THE FUCKING LOSER

>>173330194
http://gta.wikia.com/wiki/Motorcycle_Clubs
ctrl f gunrunning

>>173330457

Fuck you faggot don't talk to me ever again.

>>173330553
talking to you again

>>173330617

Real mature, fucktard. When will you console faggots stop shitting up the thread just because you're bored of your inferior version of the game?

>>173330810
what do consoles have to do with this?

>>173330810
who said anything about consoles?
do you have that much of an inferiority complex?

>>173330810
>he plays on pc
lmao enjoy ur russian hackers and menu shitters

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>>173330810

>pc
>log on to gta
>get spawned into water
>finally get to land
>no clip infinite rocket launched
>force solo lobby
>skiddy joins and drops $50 on you
>banned by J*

Topkek faggot

>>173330810
i don't play on consoles, what does this have to do with the argument?

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do you guys already tried out the new swede DLC?

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>>173331775
they also added many new outfits, like this real looking "jihadi outfit".

>>173331828
ah yes, pretending to be retarded, what a classic...

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>>173331775
with many new missions to play and a new gamemode "find the rabbi".

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>>173332205

PCcucks

>pretending to be retarded

>>173321494
BecauseRacecar is that you?

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What's this?

>>173333779
It's a safe full of money and gems and a rare valuable dinosaur egg.
Sell that shit bro.

So besides the tacticool military vehicles, what cars do you guys think will come with gunrunning?

>>173328623
>>173328439
DON'T KNOCK IT UNTIL YOU TRY IT YOU DUMB BITCH

>>173335794
A civilian police cruiser

>>173335794
GUN ATTACHMENTS PLEASE

and also a weapon class overhaul. It's bullshit that combat is literally balanced around one weapon.

>>173321040
Dupe glitches get patched literally within hours, even when it's Saturday midnight in Rockstar's HQ, but gamebreaking glitches rarely ever get patched this quickly and are usually left to be patched when the next update comes.

The recent suspension patch that corrected certain cars' handling was the first type of non-update downloadable patch that we had in two years, the last time we had one was when Heists dropped two years ago and everyone's faces and skin color were mixed and jumbled around.

Don't pin the blame on dupe glitches when the absolute majority of the fanbase, which is at least 75%, don't have a good source that gives them info about carrying out dupe glitches on time since they aren't as easy to do anymore.

>>173328439
>>173328623
t. chicken ranch fags

The simpler the pizza, the better the taste. It's such a basic concept.

Why is the option to text other players still not appearing on my phone menu

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You queers have shit taste in pizza, it's not all that surprising though considering you also have shit taste in car modification and character style.

Pepperoni, salami, cheese, extra sauce, bell pepper, onion, olive, sausage, parmesan and crushed red pepper is GOAT. Go fuck yourselves.

>>173338179
good god that forehead

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Advanced parking techniques.

>>173338179
Black olive is the patrician pizza topping.

>>173338345
I haven't seen cars do this since 2014

>>173338179
>olives

There's a special place in hell reserved for people like you.

>>173338179
taste is subjective, what an idiotic comment. No one has the "right" taste in anything.

>>173338179
>I throw everything on my pizza like an autist

You just don't get it, pizza ALWAYS tastes better without toppings or with two, a single topping or more than two automatically makes it taste like shit.

>>173338740

Don't talk shit about meat lover's, you pussy.

FREE HIGGUS NOW

>>173339103
>meat lovers
You sure do love that meat, huh anon?

Anyway, I kid, but I'll tell you this. Having all of that salty meat ontop of cheese and tomato just gives you no variety of taste, it gives you the texture of meat, but that's about it.

With Hawaiian, however, the sweetness and mild sourness of the pineapples complements excellently with the saltiness of pepperonis and richness of the mozzarella all added with the juiciness of the tomato sauce, it's just a fantastic combination that makes it my favorite yet people give me shit for it everytime I bring it to a party that they started calling me the "Hawaiian Man".

>>173339905

On that note,

FREE KURUGII NOW

FREE MICHEALSHEPARD NOW

>>173337527
There was a dupe glitch that roughly ran from september to january. If you're poor in this game you're basically a dumbfuck.

>>173340162
The Elegy dupe glitch that got constantly patched but people found multiple workarounds that also got patched in due time?

I got 11 figures with the more reliable character switch glitch that happened two times so far in Stunning Cunts and Bikers, so I'm good, faggot.

>>173335794
I'd love to see the Marbelle and Esperanto come back.

>>173340349
No, this was a solo glitch but there has been a different one every other few months.

>>173335794
I honestly don't see any grounded civilian vehicles added that aren't tacticool like the Insurgent, maybe the occasional exotic supercars that have no relation to Gunrunning like how the Tornado Ratrod and Youga Classic had nothing to do with Bikers, but I'm hoping for an updated PMP600 and a civilian Ford Taurus or even a civilian 2006 Ford Crown Victoria that you only get as a police cruiser.

KICKING EVERYONE REGISTERED POST 2012 WHEN?

>>173341339
you have to kick my ass first bitch

>>173341393
1v1 me then
Jets only

SC: ---jrv---

>about to reach my vehicle warehouse with a car and some faggot in a Buzzard blows it up
Why do people do this? You don't even get money from doing that. Fuck, I think you even lose money if you blow up an I/E car.

>>173344578

>He doesn't steal/sell cars in an empty lobby.

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>>173341339
but I love you guys..

>>173344884
I do now, but I feel too lonely and autistic playing an online multiplayer game all by myself.

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we need more momcar sleepers

So how expensive do you expect the building we will ned to do gunrunning shit to be?
My guess is 2 million + a bunch of expensive customization bullshit.

>>173345229
i dont realy care since i hacked my self 20 billion.

>>173344578
Because they don't get punished.

Griefers heavily infest this game since GTA has one of the most cancerous fanbases in any AAA franchise, and unfortunately, Rockstar are using them as a surefire way to decrease your money flow as much as possible. Just think about it; flashing red icon, prompts about getting cash, no repercussion for harassing players. Rockstar is giving the griefers an excuse to be total asshats to everyone so they don't bother putting effort into more PvE content, and somehow, the majority of the fanbase fails to realize that it's Rockstar's fault that public sessions are cancer and yet they still continue sucking their dick for "MUH FREE DLC".

It's a genius kind of sadistic, and it pisses me off that they'd rather do this than make better gamemodes that aren't Freemode PvP shit that requires a property to store or generate crates/cars/products to sell.

>>173346187

At the same time, it's incredibly easy to escape shitters by creating your own isolated session.

If we had dedicated servers, we'd be fucked.

>>173346448
Just because we can trick the game into putting us into lonely public sessions and block certain ports, it doesn't refute the fact that Rockstar designed the gameplay to be this way when played normally.

Just think about it, what can you ever do about a jet griefer if you're in a slow-ass van or an unarmed plane? Hell, what if you're in a slow-ass tugboat or in a brightly colored supercar and the jet griefer sees you 100 feet away? You have no form of defense other than an another guy in your crew with a Hydra, and that's ridiculous on its own.

>>173345229
It's just going to be literally the same thing as crate work with SecuroServ and everything yet again, the only difference is that you'll be shipping guns and explosives instead of knock-off TVs and endangered animal material.

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>>173345021

>300
>momcar
>sleeper

Anything fun goin on? Is playing gtao now going to ruin my ok day?

>>173344891
>aida's first time drinking

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>>173328623
One of the pizzas at a place I worked at a few months was a spicy red sauce with your standard cheese, pepperoni, sausage, and then black beans and corn with some cheddar on top.

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>>173344891

>>173350856
what are they drinking?

>>173351057
cum

>>173351057
drinks

>>173350742
CALIFORNIA PIZZA KITCHEN

MY FUCKING NIGGA

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>cumhome scored his own goal twice
Didn't expect this to be actually some good fun.
Can't wait to play this with a full session as soon as I polish it up.

is there an event happening or something? i'm wondering why gta 5 is top 3 in twitch all of a sudden, only 5k below LoL

>>173351057
>kaz
>aida
>shorty

probably cum

>>173351515
Lirik is streaming gta5

>>173351772
>Lirik
who?

>>173329548
The guy who says "blacklisted xDDDD" is just a meme. An unfunny one, but still a meme.

>>173351930
>he thinks its one guy

>>173351930
not either but
Worst meme ever. Not funny, rude as fuck and fuck you whoever is doing it desu

also, cuckstar updating with 150kb\s AGAIN
fuckin hell, do i have to buy a shekel card to play when i want?

>>173350697
>Is playing gtao now going to ruin my ok day?
hell yeah son

>>173352393
well thank you cuckstar then i guess
t. >>173352331

>tfw when i could probably torrent the fully updated game from piratebay faster than update it from this garbage

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Get on my level, plebs.

>>173353006
nerd

git a loif m8

Is a banwave about?

>>173353006
autism

>>173353114
god i hope, cant wait to rub my grind hours in the faces of those cunts who spent the last year complaining about the game being boring because they cheated the fun away

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>R* still promoting their livestream on youtube like every other week
>floating around 1k viewers all the time

>gtao updating with free fileshare site speeds, more than an hour to update
>steam downloading with muricuck speeds, more than an hour to download game
>tryin to play something but loading times are hell
yeah nothins as fun as looking at fucking progress bars fml
Post comf songs /gtag/, ima gona kms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt2mbGP6vFI

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>>173354214
>1k 12 year olds from shithole countries who can't speak english yet will spam the chat with "i love gta" or "ONLINE IS THE BEST GAME EVER"

I know Rockstar hates this shit as well, but they can't do anything about it and have to feign that they care about the fanbase. You reap what you sow.

does anyone have a guide to becoming a godly motorcycle club president

>>173354712
Here you go, my dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbv-LcdLY-Y

>>173355469
heyy, thats pretty chill.

>92kb/s, 4m remaining
I think i have about 2m$, what should i buy next?
>a) carbono heli
>b) ceo office
>c) pegassi classic

>>173353006
Doesn't look too bad at first glance, then you start to realize that everything is bad

>>173355945
CEO office and do Sightseer/Headhunter via VIP missions until you can afford a Vehicle Warehouse, which costs like 1.6M at least.

>>173356903
but i been there alredy with my first character, i aint grindin anymore, just here for the fun
also, who do i join for crewsess

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I smell a nice cuck starterpack for this one. Some face paint and armored kuruma to kick off with.

>>173353006
I will never get why anyone needs that many cars.

Jesus Christ. And to think, all that time it took to screenshot and stitch them all together.

>>173353006
Why would you put the emblem on so many cars, jesus. Not even logical cars, you've put it on supers and sports.

dead game
dead discord

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bulletproof helmet coming through

>>173357252
It's never a matter of 'need' anon.

t. fag with seventy vehicles and counting

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5th account coming right up

>>173357709
thread is somewhat ok thou,
Hey faggits, heres a magical idea, how 'bout u stop using shitcord and spam the thread for attention instead?

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>teleports you into the ocean

>>173358070
Shouldn't you be getting deployed in Syria, nessi?

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freemode is for deathmatch only

>>173358430
tfw not nessi but actuly like esse

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average IGN player

>>173357236
>>173357757
>>173358034
>>173358294
>>173358715
>>173358894
what is this autistic shit

>>173357159
Oh, then get a classic Pegassi like the Monroe or Infernus Classic.

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>>173355945
How can I give you money

>>173355945
CEO office to grind more money
>>173360423
>tfw have less than 100k right now

>>173335794
Theres a gun running update?

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Frogger or Swift

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>>173360423
im poor pls gib

>>173362086
The Swift is much more swift

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R* just finished their livestream. Featuring GTAG's undisputed favorite YouTuber, GTAmen.

Thoughts?

There were a few good races. Too bad I can't play them since I'm on PC. Why aren't these jobs crossplatform again?
How embarassing it must be that one of the R* guys actually got first place in one of the races.
DRINKING GAME: Take a shot for every salty comment or mean joke from GTAmen. Try not to hit your head when you pass out.

>>173353006
You're autistic and have shit taste in aesthetics.

>>173362324
How

>>173363536
gib socialclub username and password, ill take care of the rest

>>173362592
Gtamen's unchartable levels of autism just annoys me on a personal scale, he's good when shuts up and does informative videos on GTA Series Videos, but he's one of the most cancerous YouTubers by himself.

He sucks Rockstar's dick for every tiny thing they do, looks for every opportunity to release a monthly video to bitch about MrBossFTW, kisses Gypsy's ugly ass on a daily basis, and yells at anyone for criticizing free DLC or anything bad Rockstar does.

Hell, whenever Rockstar releases a shit Adversary Mode, he unironically projects all of his frustrations on other players rather than the shit quality of the gamemode because Rockstar does nothing wrong.

Fuck him.

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>ask assistant to order my PV down
>it's nowhere to be seen
>few seconds later it pops up on the map
>inside office building
>"probably bugged"
>go do kill list
>fly back to office
>PV sitting in the middle of the helipad

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>>173363763

>>173336735
>balanced around weapon
elaborate bls

>Blater hasn't given up his leadership grown despite barely playing anymore

>People RP in this game.
>People RP as hookers in this game.
>People RP as hookers in this game and stream it on twitch.

>>173364393
not him but I think he means snipers
either that or the noob tubes

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>No SA: Stories
>No GTA V single player DLC
>GTA VI still far off

wtf R*?!

>>173353006
>tfw have two cars and they're both Dukes

>>173353114
I got caught up in it, so it's not just money modders. Which is fine, I broke the EULA and I got banned for it, I knew it would happen eventually. I just wish I could have a little longer spawning cars and fucking around with their speeds/teleporting bullies into the ocean

>>173365826
>>173365668
where the fuck does everyone get these meme duffel bags

>>173366047
They preordered GTA VI

>>173366740
epic meme

>>173366000
>teleporting bullies into the ocean
it's you anon. youre the bully

>>173367116
and then anon was an ocean.

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>>173366047
Do an MC Sale and get the Duffel deliver and save it at an Ammu Nation
Do the Phantom Wedge special mission and save the bag in your MC clubhouse
Have 2 Parachutes equipped, join a Heist and quit as soon as possible when you hit the clothing screen

>>173366047
I think you mean "why"

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>>173368341
Why not?
Some of us just like how they look.

>>173367116
When you bully the bullies, who's really the bully?
Besides, hat's what they get for being meanies to the low levels

>>173369810
fuck off cunt

GTAG
PS4
blind51ded/blind51de
Let's fucking go already.

>>173371118
blacklis-
>PS4
lol

>>173362324
Post your bank

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>>173371890
like i said
poor

>tfw when you sperg out about terruristm in game
sry guys but its a thing thats more triggering than memes

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>>173372138

>>173363883

He has to suck their dick, retard. His entire channel relies on their content. He's a parasite.

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>>173331027
>>173331073
>>173331096
>>173331558
>>173331646

>Le ebin contard strawmen
>muh hackers
>muh skiddies
>Shit that literally never happens.

Enjoy your shit textures and low FPS, peasants.

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oy vey

>>173374254
i'm on pc gotard, wanna add me so you can clam up and make up a response in 9 hours again?

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Just got V, bought it from someone on letgo, and how do I level up in multi? I don't think anyone wants to team up with a lvl 1 doing heists.

>>173375751
literally doing anything gives you RP

>Grand Theft Autism Online

>>173375751
>skipping the tutorial

>>173375991
>>173376280
I wasn't supposed to skip it?! D-damn. My bad.

>>173374728
dude is that a sentinel xs

>>173376530
You only threw away a chance at free money and a free starter car. You'll make up for it in time.

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anyone know of any good new races using the special vehicles? It's hard to search for them.

Ive been playing around with making a near vertical first person only mega wallride-drifting race with the voltic.

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Armoured Brioso when

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>>173378916
just move to Syria bro.

>>173378916
Hopefully R* would put a bit more thought into it than that guy

>>173364573
Give the leadership to Higgus

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>>173381493
stop fucking shilling me in the threads --blues

>fugin lv300 normie joiins
>teleports to crew
>steals heli
>crashes me
>in 2017
ffs why is this still a thing

>When your only quality is making other people leave

>>173383789
He crashed the whole session shortly after crashing you

>>173383789
>"i am a skilled fighter pilot"
>crashes entire session
i am laffin

>>173383789
>>173384096
u mad GTAG shitters? :)

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lost multiple shipments to modding cocksuckers in as many days. just a little bit annoyed at rockstar's gross incompetence.

>mfw

>>173384096
fugin normies reeeee

>start game agains
>joined
>left
>joined
>left
is this a lowkey [go to sleep]?

so.. is a new session on?

>>173384535
yes but not safe

>>173384619
what is the cheatin shitter still on?
cant be worse than russians desu

>>173384719
he just crashes you then follows you to the next session. I didn't even know that was a thing now.

>>173384796
whats the name thou?

why is this even a thing?
>2017
>"pc only, who cares"

>>173384796
THEN STOP ACCEPTING RANDOM PEOPLE ONTO YOUR FRIENDS LIST.

>but hes not my friends
BUT HE'S YOUR 'FRIEND'S FRIEND.

>>173384920
wtf is this shit actuly within /gtao/?
whatever its 6am here, have fun dealin with this hell desu, ima off to sleep

>>173363883
>looks for every opportunity to release a monthly video to bitch about MrBossFTW

This is so annoying, it's not something exclusive to GTAmen. It's impossible to go into the comments section of any GTAV video without seeing someone moaning about this faggot. I've never touched a single MrBoss video, the youtube thumbnails and titles are more than enough to make me ignore his videos. I guarantee every retard whining about him click on his videos religiously.

>delivering the cars you stole to the same areas you generally stole them from

I/E is just extreme car modding for rich fuckos

>>173375751
Play Singleplayer, faggot.

>>173363883
At least he isn"t a clickbait (GTA 5) youtuber

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>>173363883

>>173351339

What car is that? It doesn't look familiar at all.

>>173393695
Brawler

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>>173393695
Coil Brawler http://gta.wikia.com/wiki/Brawler

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>When I order the chopper it's on the road right up against a pillar or light post, even if I request it while on the roof next to the helipad
>Order my car while on the sidewalk next to a road, it's on the helipad

The assistant is just fucking with us at this point.

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>>173370876

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How do I boost the download speed?
I've 10mb internets

>>173394105
buy a shark card

>>173393917
The assistant just want you to do a cool exit.

>>173394105

10mbs is about 1000 KB I assume something else is hooging your bandwidth.

Test

>>173394460

Taco

>tfw hacker gives me 200 levels out of nowhere

well, it's been fun.

>>173394460
it works
>>173394570
>the absolute state of GTA on PC
Now that I finally have a good PC, I was thinking of starting over and just hacking myself some money, but I don't even know if it's worth it at this point.

>>173394662
Money = instant ban
However Jewstar will let you drive around in invincible cars and shoot missiles out of your Uzi and crash everyone's game until someone submits a bandicam recording of your doing those things

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>>173396087
I really just want enough cash to set up the fun ways to grind cash. Like, I have an I/E vehicle shop, but grinding cars is getting old. I'd love to give crates a try just for a change, or some of the MC Club shit, but it's all far too expensive for what little return you get. It's irritating because there's a lot of different game there I wanna play, but it's gated behind money and the only reliable way to get that money without hacking or dropping hundreds on shark cards is boring I/E or PacStan grind.

>>173397607

tl;dr version = the game is fucking boring because all there is to do is grind (worthless) money or kill everyone.

>>173397607
>I'd love to give crates a try just for a change
No you don't. They suck. They suck dogshit.

>or some of the MC Club shit
Oh you REALLY don't want to try that. It's even worse. The delivery missions are always excrutiating and the businesses require constant attention and your money daily.

I/E is the most fun out of all of these, you've just done it for a while so the grass seems greener on the other side. Trust me, it isn't. Don't fall for these memes.

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>>173397607
>boring I/E or PacStan grind.
I kind of miss PacStan grind. Sure, it's still a thing, but not like it used to be. Back in the day, it was THE way to make legit money, and though the grind was a pain it was still something social to do. Nowadays most people just solo source until it's sale time. And there's nothing wrong with that, since it's easy low-risk money that doesn't depend as much on your mates not fucking up, but I suppose I miss the camaraderie and team mechanic of the heisting days.

>>173383789
>>173384096
>>173384219
>>173384535
>>173384619
>>173384719
>>173384796
>>173384853
>>173384920
>>173385013
Ghosty here, I hope I don't betray seuras' trust here but the person seuras had on their FL (who was friends with the modder that kicked me when I quickly called them out, then proceded to fuck the entire session) was not actually seuras' friend and was infact a hacked account posing as their buddy.

Also
start screenshotting people you suspect are hacking so you can report them on the actual R* website when they eventually go nuclear skiddy. Idiots with every stat (specifically strength) maxed and a 4.0k/d might be a bit of a hint that they're modding. I say this due to a certain crew members suggestion that you can just straight up delete report flags on your account and other people saying that modders have actually said "ok thanks, deleted" to people announcing their reports.

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>>173400467
>be me
>playing since ps3
>have maxed out stats including strength and stealth

the only modding i did was injecting $6b
dont gas me like that

anyone remember when you could grind strength by stomping on a car roof for like an hour?

>>173400660
just saying this because the skiddy will often crash the entire lobby (with no survivours) before anyone can really remember their name, even if they have submitted a report already
easiest way I've seen to grind strength is just play arm wrestling hours

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>$500,000 has been added to your account

Duke of Death is this Tuesday right?

>>173400467
Fuck off, I have a 4.1 K/D since I used to play a shit ton of deathmatches, maxed out stats, played since PS3 launch, and I've never modded this game nor have I begged hackers for money.

People like you who report people on baseless assumptions are the 2nd worst cancer in this game, 1st being script kiddies who blow everyone's shit up and 3rd being tryhard faggots in freemode.

>>173315045
So this is OP's KINK

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>>173378916
after the armored panto

>>173315045
Could someone invite me to PC gtag?
Jartzan

>>173401962
re-read the post you fucking braindead dipshit faggot, at no point did I say "yeah report anyone killing you that has better stats they're 100% cheating" I said screenshot people you suspect are cheaters so you can actually get a fucking report in on them IF THEY HAPPEN TO GO NUCLEAR SKIDDY. Wowwee you've got a 4.1 K/D nice, many gtags have K/D's ranging in the mid to high teens, you're not special, YOU are the worst kind of cancer on this fucking site people who start furiously typing the moment they've finished reading 1/4 of the fucking post.

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>PC master race

What were you guys saying earlier about PS being inferior? Enjoy getting your sessions repeatedly fucked on. You deserve it

>>173315045
>some guy is flying around in one of those jets roasting people
>crashes it into a build or some shit
>take a couple pot shots at him with the marksman rifle when he's on the ground
>miss but he notices
>leave him alone
>notice his dot hasn't moved for a while nearby
>he's on a rooftop facing me
>panic and headshot him for insta kill
>few seconds later get an unknown network error that kicked me back to offline
wew lad

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>>173403387

>PC master race

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whats worse
people whining about the /gtag/ e-celebs or the consolefag smugposting attempts

>>173403387
(((unknown))) network error

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>>173403569

Or the smug posting PCucks getting trashed by modders less than 24 hours after claiming muh superiority

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Spend $1000 on PC

Literally every online game unplayable due to hackers

>>173403569
/gtag/ e-celebs will always be worse than consolefags and PCucks.

>>173402426
good idea really

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>usually be decent at stunt racing
>tfw literally everything is going wrong tonight

>>173403569
Its not an attempt when you're genuinely smug about not having to deal with russian/chinese scriptkiddies on a daily basis because J* only cares about hackers when they give money.

>>173406642
>Being proud of being a frequent finalist in the special olympics.

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>>173406902

>tfw playing DCUO on ps4 for years
>tfw crossplay with pc announced
>tfw quit because of hackers

PCucks literally ruin fucking everything

Any good trainers I can use without that Shitty script hook just wanna play single player right now

Yachts are 25% cheaper. Buy or nah?

>>173407582
>waste money on a gimmick, yes or no?

Think about it. Will you ever use it.

>>173407582

I would only buy one if I already had everything I wanted and some spare cash

They're literally useless for anything other than showing off

>>173315045
does anybody race on ps4 regularly anymore? aside from the atrocious new stunt races even?

>>173407582
At the moment, its just a glorified hangout place for your sim.

maybe it'll be a requirement for off-shore CEO deals in the future

>>173407673
>showing off

You never show it to anyone, it just stays out in the water doing fuck all.

>>173407726

Actually yea... this desu

>>173400467
Rather than just screenshotting their ingame name, go to Check Profile and you see their actual name cause the ingame name can be spoofed
KD has nothing to do with skids, all the skids I've encountered lately had a KD below 1 or 2
Maxed stats at ~50 is fishy, though

>>173407894
Or high ranked without maxed stats

>>173407948
That too
While I'm glad for the transferred Rank for your secondary Character thing, it's kinda shit cause of this exact reason

>>173315567
when are you gonna stop wasting your life

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>>173403273
While we have skiddies, PCfags at least can create new lobbies.
Sonybros have to put up with shitters.
Also, text chat is comfy.

I don't think I would be playing this game this much if I had it for console.

>>173344578
hes punishing you for being too dumb to make a solo lobby.

>>173407582
They will probably never be worth it. I bought the most expensive one after I got ~20 mil from a modder and even though I basically got it for free I still think of it as an ~8 million dollar waste
>>173407708
that's about the only situation where they might be worth it
They do make for a great AA location if you also happen to have a jet though, even then would you pay 6 million dollars just to get easy kills on jet shitters? probably not

>>173351772
that indian squeeker who sounds like he has a cold all the time?

>>173408259

We can also create our own lobbies

Nice try PCuck

>>173408259

Uh no sweetie

>change date to next year and back again
>solo lobby

Face it. PC is just shit

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>>173407894
>>173407948
very true, mostly my point was to start looking for hints as to who it might be when fishy shit starts to happen so they don't get away scot free after fucking up a session.
pic related, furfag skiddie with maxed stats and a high level but dogshit K/D. Blatantly god mode and blowing people up from across the map

>>173408639
>sweetie posting
I've directed your response to my assistant, she'll take care of you

>>173408730

>PC master race
>Insufferable retard

Enjoy your skiddies friend

>>173407582
>unironically considering to buy Jewstar's money sink scheme

Buy it with dupe bux or hacker bux, not with the money you spent all week grinding.

>>173408668
>tfw a 0.5 KD
Maybe I should start just being a cunt to random people

>>173403775
you dont own a pc

>>173408773
Hi, this is anon's assistant... lets see the issue...
Ah yes, right here. It says excessive use of ad hominem, can you confirm?

>>173408484
We can have more than 10 fps. Nice try PScuck

>>173408880

Worked for me

>>173409034

Ahh yes getting shat on. Now you can watch yourself get cucked in 50fps

>>173409279
not him and unrelated question, what fps is gta v on ps4?

>>173409543
Its 30 for regular ps4s, not sure what ps4 pro gets. Its a pain coming from 100+fps on my pc I play other games on but mod menu's ruined the 360 experience for me so its not a dealbreaker.

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PCucks on full damage control

>lol ps4 is shit
>lol we dont have hackers
>RRRREEEEE MUH MUH HACKER RUINING ALL OUR SESSIONS WAAAH
>B B B B BUT PS4 CANT SOLO SESSION
>B B B B BUT MUH FPS
>B B B B BUT MUH PC

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>173410486
Are you dutch and on ps4?
name?

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>>173410838

Aint giving you that shit nigga

>>173410907
post it in the ps4 group chat then

>>173410927

We have one?

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>>173410995
>he's not in the ps4 group chat
nvm senpai, don't even wanna know you anyway

>>173328741
soon i hope

>>173406923
This. I regularly do well in races in general, and I actually usually win stunt races with the ruiner 2000...and I can still say that 95% of the stunt races so far, rock* created included, are absolute trash, as is the ruiner 2000, the rocket coil, and the infernus. Rockstar must really be about to blow its load with the military update...

>>173349729
The joke there was that there was some guy a couple of months ago that would post a picture of his character with the most ridiculous vehicles ingame and called them "sleepers".
And recently there was another clown that would point at every vehicle in the thread and call them "momcars".
Meybe they're the same pathetic person, maybe not.

>>173414190

Mompost

>>173414190
>He doesn't have a sleeper chrome T20

>>173407582
doooo nooooot buy a yacht

everything a yacht has to offer you can kinda do at a friend's yacht anyway

>>173315567
Never ever.

>>173414718
But what if I want one.

Best way to get money if i'm not a CEO and don't want to do heists?

>>173414908
then buy one, why you even asking

>>173414930
Suck dick for shark cards.

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>mfw Rockstar has censored "piratebay" and "torrent"

>>173414930
double cash gamodes

>>173415594

Rockstar is also a no-no word

>>173396087
>spawn vehicles
>invincible
>invincible my spawned vehicles
>teleport
>teleport my friends
>use damage boosts in pvp matches
>always host so other people lag
>use my suaveness to make people blame it all on lag
>never touch money
>still get banned
I don't mean to tell you you're wrong, but you're wrong

>>173416381
Hey it's like that nerd song

>>173400467
>2017
>not having max stats from grinding pier pressure.

skids have either absurdly high RP level because they don't know that HP maxes at 120. or low levels and illegal weapons.

>>173416381
Wait, are you serious?
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