Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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>>173290074
What's a good hero to play if you're a fan of tomahawk missiles?

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nth for QoP

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LoL is for kiddies, Dota is dead,
Your waifu a shit, delete this thread

Is WW3 going to cancel the next major and TI? What the fuck am I going to do without esports? Fuck drumpf.

>make misplay
>teammate flames me in all chat
>i feel anxiety but slight turned on
>he keeps yelling insults at me
>i start to blush
>hes really mad and stern with his voice
>i start to get hard
>he gets my teammates to join in on the humiliation
>i am being made to feel small by four other people at once
>my penis is literally throbbing and precum is coming through my underwear
>my face is beat red and my heart is racing
:3 this is why i play this dota :3

Insider bro here

AUI moving to support (either 4 or 5, not decided yet)

can one of u nerds help me on a physics problem

Radiance cost needs to go up in 7.05

>>173290354
>ywn make qop get enormously fat and fucking explode

>>173290525
post it dummy

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>>173290486
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>>173290579
some very strange people on at this time of the day

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I stopped playing dota, but now every other game I play feels like shit compared to it. Dota was perfect in every way until 7.00 came along, the casualization of the game has ruined the joy I had from the game.
Patch 7.00 made the game feel too arcadey, harassment out of lane is nerfed with shrines, zoning your opponents out of last hit range/xp is nerfed with GPM/XP talents.


dishonored 2 is fun, but I had to turn off all the HUD notifications of what to do. Console games have so much hand holding seriously what the fuck

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>>173290486
Wow, good for you!
Good job! Keep up the great work! You can do it!
Everybody likes you, and you are appreciated! Don't get discouraged, you can come back from anything. Just keep trying and set your heart to it!

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>>173284296
Go back to r eddit immelmann12 and stay there you fucking faggot

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>>173290074
why is she so perfect

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>>173290579
theres a 10kg block resting in a slope, with friction (of coeficient 0.2). that block slides upwards when a 20kg ball (P2) is suspended. sinθ = 0.6 cosθ = 0.8

what should be the value of the mass of P1 so that the system stays in rest?

im mostly wondering if i should ignore the friction when calculating the forces on the box

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l6vqPUM_FE

NEETs will rule the world after Nuclear Holocaust

check'em

>>173290886
Of course you don't ignore friction which is pointing down and to the left.

>>173290864
im meeting up with her for coffee at ti7

jealous bro?

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>>173290381
*teleports behind you* Nothing personal, kid..

>>173290886

Don't ignore friction. It is a force that will wind up helping keep the block in place against whichever tension is stronger. Also that question needs to know the mass of that ball labeled 1

>>173291049
Of course I'd be jealous but you're not. She's not going to TI.

>>173290628
You think I'm joking with the QoP thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCquAVcKkbA

>>173290650
>Patch 7.00 made the game feel too arcadey, harassment out of lane is nerfed with shrines
in 6.8X dota if you were low you could just suicide to neutrals and regen even faster than shrine
>zoning your opponents out of last hit range/xp is nerfed with GPM/XP talents.
how are talents that dont kick in til lvl 10 affected by zoning in the laning stage?

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>envy kicks 1437 and SVG

>>173290628
How is talking about patch updates strange?

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>>173290074
So, guys.....

Who is the best carrier and why?

Not assuming counters, my vote goes to CK.

>>173291039
T1 is tension on P1 and T2 is tension on P2

so to find what should be P1's mass i can just do

T2-T1-Wx-Friction = 0

>>173290201
parasite

>>173290201

Inb4 gyrocopter

OD on dragon lance looks hes shitting out iridescent homing missiles

>>173291152
thats the question, what should P1's weight be so that the system doesnt move

can u check if this>>173291367
makes sense

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>>173291207
T H I C C

>>173291367
>>173291463

Assuming the pullies are massless and the strings are frictionless, then yes if "W_x" is the component of the block's weight directed parallel to the slope surface.

>>173291221
If you are seriously defending any of the changes that 7.00 made I do not know what to tell you. Enjoy talent brawler:2 you casual.

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>>173291619
Sibling rivalry will be in the future.

>>173291773
for some reason the friction and its direction are still confusing me

but thanks

NP.Singsing support
it make sense now why he's playing tusk

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Damn it new thread

4th pick meepo, guy randomed lesh and clearly can't play it, even offered to swap him.

What did I do to deserve this multiple games in a row? Why does valve hate me and won't let me get to 4.5K?

Making your dotabuff private shouldn't be an option, the name should stay Anonymous but the stats should still show

>>173292086

Friction is macroscopically particles of two different objects trying to slide past each other because at the interface between the surfaces it isn't perfectly smooth. There are bumps and jagged edges microscopically that will snag on each other. Static friction is a threshold force that these edges can be supported. When you exceed it and start moving you have sheared these edges so you still have resistance but it is not as strong (example: https://ka-perseus-images.s3.amazonaws.com/611e9ac25351f8af8f05a4bc0668c792f3dbc0f4.jpg)

You can convince yourself that the force the block feels will always be directed in the opposite direction of its (relative) motion. And how strong they push back against each other will be related to how strongly they are being squished together (normal force). Note that if you lift the block up from the surface, you aren't pushing those edges against each other.

Friction WILL care about the orientation of the two surfaces. The force of gravity will not.

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>d2g helping with physics

Triple roa is mistake, don't

>Just had a very pleasant Silencer support game where I just sat back, farmed and pushed lanes and global silenced every now and then
Honestly Silencer is such a fun hero to play as a support.

what game was better for you and why?
OG v IG UB finals or the actual final?
im gonna start watching both now

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>/pol/ right now
The world isn't really ending, right?
It's not actually happening, right?
I haven't even gotten to 5K MMR yet. I can't die now god dammit. Please help me dotards.

>>173292686
The final had a lot of misplays by OG but game 1 was fun because if you followed the whole tournament, Alch radiance was abused and IG rekt it.

>>173292686
finals unless you love watching disgusting alch and naga

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>mfw no physics hero

>>173292857
what did you mean with this poltard? care to educate a pleb?

>>173293031
usa is bombin towel niggas mane

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How the fuck do we fix this shit?

I used to enjoy shitposting in local chat but it's dead now because of this.

>>173293031
Trump just bombed Syria apparently.

>>173292934
Earth Spirit? Too bad Valve hates him.

>>173292857
Lmao just Middle east and Jewish puppets (US OF FUCKING AMERICA) is killing each others again, nothing special

>>173292086
Friction always acts in the direction opposite to the motion. Because the mass on the right is bigger, the block will move up and to the right. Therefore, the friction force from the block is moving down and to the left.

why did they kick svg? he wasn't that bad

>>173293175
actually Enigma is the physics hero, you cant get more PHYSICS than a fucking blackhole right

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>>173292441
Thanks so much. id like to ask another question, just ignore it if its a bother

to know d, can i do tan(35) = 25 * sin0 * t - 4.9 t^2 / 25 * cos 0 * t
?

or is there a more direct way

>>173293095
i once sucked off a guy i met on local chat
good times

Why is there never any chill comfy Dota streams nowadays?

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>>173290628
The worst of Australia syncs with the worst of Americas. Never browse at this time.

>>173293605
his anime taste is bad

>>173293605
ee is anti-semitic

>>173293478
yeah thats why its confusing me which direction friction should point to when im trying that the system doesnt move.

>>173293605
he didnt think Elfen Lied was a masterpiece so he got into a fight with EE

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*blocks your path*
"and just where do you think you're going dotard?"

>>173293648
With that ability alone maybe, but ES's entire kit except ulti is literally just throwing objects around all over the place, including Agh's. Doesn't get much more Newtonian than that.

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>>173293841
>Elfen Lied
>a masterpiece
Does anyone over the age of 15 actually think that? Even when I was a young teenager I thougt it was edgy.

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>>173293903
God he's disgusting

>>173294092
left: virgin walk
right: chad stride

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>>173294086
m8

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So the rumors are true that Ana will join NP few weeks ago

>>173293840
The question is telling you the block is sliding upwards so that means the friction is pointing down. That's the answer your teacher is looking for.

In reality you're going to get a range of masses for the ball on the left. The lower value will be when the block is trying to move up and to the right so the friction will be down and to the left (thus helping the ball on the left). The higher value will be when the box is trying to move down and to the left so the friction will be up and to the right (fighting the ball on the left).

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>It's a the Americans start another war episode

Yay!!! ^_^

>>173294362
it finally all makes sense in my head, i honestly thank you for taking the time.

could you check if this
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makes sense?

im really sorry for all the questions but i have a test in 8hrs and i cant sleep unless everything i tried to solve gets solved

>tfw fluid mechanics exam tomorrow
fuck me

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We almost got a team with both EE and Classic Jimmy

>>173294513
>animelard AND /pol/nigger

>>173294689
Onyx is a much better team than NP

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>>173294332
I would actually love that

Ana is cute!

>>173294820
No they aren't. I swear every single time a team does surprisingly well or surprisingly bad /d2g/ acts as though it fairly represents them as a team.
Not really saying that np is good though.

>>173294820
No they're not

>>173294852
>unibrow
>cute
aninigger....

>>173295020
I don't care about something like that

http://www.strawpoll.me/12693238

>>173295296
I'm 3 out of the 4 options, what a dumb fucking poll

>>173295380
shut the FUCK up

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THIS is the man you shittalk when you shittalk OG.

His father (pictured right) is the founder of Commando Krav Maga. That means that he's trained his son in the Jewish arts of beating you to a pulp. You should know that if you talk shit, FLY WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP. Look at those abs. Those abs fucked your mother, one ab flexing in her slit and one tickling her asshole. Look at those legs. Does fly skip leg day? As surely as you skip boots on weaver, unless you're a shitter. You don't need speed when you hit like a ball of molten fury, and fly will tear you down from an autistic 270 pound 3k virgin to a respawn timer in 0.2 seconds. Look at those pecs. Fly crushes n0tail's head between those pecs every time he throws a lan. He smashes him with the strength of the six million souls he carries in his blood. Look at those trousers. That's right, faggot, you already were, but look closer. First of all, notice how those abs keep layering right on down past his waistline? Yup, he's ripped all the way to the motherfucking taint, you worthless piece of shit. But there's something else. What's that bulge? Why are his trousers so distended? What could be the explanation?

That's right bitch, Fly has a twenty inch dick.

>>173295403
Calm the FUCK down

>>173294683
why nobody gave me a you
you give you's to fucking retards

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>>173295296
im all of them except aninigger

>>173295420
I'd probably give fly head if he asked and I'm not gay.

>>173295296
shit poll pham

>>173295470
what a miserable life you must live

(You)
this is the best you're gonna get, nerd.

>mfw ww3 about to start and Doom still unplayable
fuck this world tonight

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>>173296084
>world about to end
>I wasted my precious years playing this shitty game and shitposting on 4chan every day

A life well lived

>>173296084
but i can pick him and play him
maybe you should verify your dota files or something

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>>173296084
what hero are you guys going to pick when you get drafted

I'm first picking Sniper

>>173296220
>first picking sniper

Yeah i'm counter picking the fuck out of you

>>173296220
>lifeleak footage of marines firing missile racks and yelling HOHO HAHA
I can't wait

>>173293658
That's right.

>'ana just dodged without moving somehow'

JUST

>>173296527
what stream/video/caster?
there are no esports right now, are there?

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>>173296084
>mfw im gonna die in a nuclear holocaust before broodmother is made viable

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>>173290864
>liberal pigments on her hair
>liberal pigments on her skin
>liberal ideas in her brain
>perfect

>>173295420
does being in shape like this make you more attractive to women? like even if your face is not the best can you still get women off of your body?

Are there any other dota 2 trading sites? Lounge has been a piece of shit for a good while, I can't even find some of the newer items in the search function.

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>mfw quake champions closed beta

>>173293605
I can understand kicking 1437 but svg is a weird decision

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Nothing more interesting happened, trying OBS and some other different settings

like 0-4 today, why are so many stupid people playing dota today?

What went wrong

>when you're a kunkka with two divine rapiers and the enemy pudge with a gorillion hp and blademail intentionally jumps into your epic team-destroying tidebringer crits to try and kill you

>>173297306
>that silencer
holy shit kills don't matter mid, deaths do. Just kill the lina and let your voker get farm+level advantage. Don't just walk away like that holy fucking shit I'm legitimately triggered.

>>173297114
He had some good performances but he wasn't that great, especially during DAC, he must have must 90% of his kicks and rolls on ES against Newbee

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>>173297424
I might have lived if I attacked the invoker with both attacks, probably could have got three attacks off as well

>>173297424
>silencer
I actually hate this hero. I had a very bad pudge game where he stole so much int I couldn't cast both hook and ult upon reaching level 6. How is that mechanic even allowed? It should just be like pudge's flesh heap. Maybe buff it to 3 or 4 for each kill, just remove the "steal" part of it.

>>173297513
must have missed*

>>173297580
He should lose some of the stolen int everytime he's killed

>>173297513
True, his ES was bad.

So what are we thinking, bone to offlane, aui support, mss mid, EE carry + 1 support?

>>173297580
>dying 10x before lv6
sure it's silencer's fault

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>>173297849
1. EE
2. MSS
3. Bone7
4. Aui
5. PPD (Captain)

The new NA gods

>>173298027
Don't ppd and EE have heat? Don't think he'd join a fulltime team since he runs EG anyway.

>>173298096
>Don't ppd and EE have heat?

If they do I haven't heard anything about it

>>173298027
MSS already said that EE has been playing carry.

>>173298096
nope. ppd said on the panel that envy isnt as good as sumail but anyone with a brain knows thats true. other than that im pretty sure ppd knows what envy is as a player.

>>173296591
lyritard, i just watched the games

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>EE is playing carry again

Magnus is OP.

>>173299932
only when pared with the right cores

1. EE
2. FATA-
3. MSS
4. Aui
5. ????

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im so alone ;_;
dota doesnt fill the void anymore

>>173300565
I'll fill your void with this *unzips dick*

>>173292857
>america bombs brown people in the middle east
>this has been happening for YEARS, NO A DECADE, NO DECADES

?

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>attaching an anime picture to your post
is it a cry for help?

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It's official, valve hates me, matched me with a troll account

>>173300565
kilo...is that you

>>173300806
I literally had two games in a row where I got matched with level 1-4 (in dota) and they sat mid with me as a support (cool they are going to help me win this lane) and then auto attacked JUST creeps) in one of the games the person did not even buy items.

Fuck this game, I refuse to believe in my bracket I get matched with these people, unless valve hates me. I am 3.2k I have never had a game where people buy ZERO items since I was 500 mmr climbing out of the ranked trench.

>he still plays unranked

>>173300794
anime picture, frog picture, it's all the same anon
people who post here are broken beyond repair, at least that's what I'd like to think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aghxKQp2Dgw
:3

>>173300670
i would suck you off desu
>>173300853
n-no

How do you plan on avoiding the draft /d2g/ ?

>stresses himself out climbing imaginary points like a soulless chink by playing ranked
>does not play single draft every once in awhile to get his dota fill


actually abysmal.

>he actually plays defense of the ancients of the second variety, instead of occasionally shit posting on /d2g/ and obsessive shit posting during esports


fucking gross, I am eating.

how do i have fun in this game? just started playing and i only like sniper but everyone yells at me for being bad at sniper.

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>>173301817
step 1: stop playing
step 2: watch esports

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lads

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/63wj9p/the_bone_king_returns_skeleton_king_100/

>>173301891
i really hate watching esports tho. i never saw the point in watching someone else play a video game i could be playing.

>>173302085
figure the game out by yourself then, play the game

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>wake up
>1437 and svg are kicked

>>173302649
this is how EE tries to take back control of his life after getting kicked from NTH by loda

>>173302649
>wake up
>grab a brush and put a little makeup

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"Not a very peaceful exit": 1437 and SVG kicked from NP
posted by Malystryx.GDS, 5 hours ago
ca Theeban '1437 / Rose' Siva posted up a short vlog on his YouTube channel sharing that he had been kicked from Team NP.

https://www.joindota.com/en/news/52092-not-a-very-peaceful-exit-1437-and-svg-kicked-from-np


I FUCKING KNEW IT YOU FAGGOTS I FUCKING TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN AHAHHAHAHAHHA FUCKING HELL I AM A FUCKING ORACLE HOLY SHIT HERE COMES THE MEME PLAYERS TO FILL THEIR PLACES

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>>173303056
alright prophet, give me the inside scoop on who's joining NP

>>173301817
s'ok, anon, I started by spamming sniper too.
Try lion as well, he's pretty straightforward. Or drow lmao. Honestly you'll want to pick heroes based on how easy they are, not how good they are.
Maybe play some Riki? invis is broken amongst noobs.

>>173303170
probably some shitstain like beesa, moving aui to carry and im not sure for support

It certainly wont be good players coming to replace them it'll be some shitters that EE thinks will be good players, but have forever been below mediocre and not fit for a team (like beesa)

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>>173303306
>It certainly wont be good players coming to replace them it'll be some shitters that EE thinks will be good players,
it's time

>>173303306
Aui is already confirmed going back to support, retard

>>173303306
>>173303431
thats what I meant fuckhead
why the fuck would I INTENTIONALLY mean moving aui to carry, when hes already carry

>>173303365
who is that
I recognize the face but I cant put a name to it

>>173303575
that's CLQ

>>173303725
Ah
Yeah he's maybe a bit too good for envys liking.

I can see envy getting some ABSOLUTE shitstain (like beesa) just cause envy sees himself in the player
what envy sees himself as, I have no fucking clue - but he has a knack for picking up shit players and keeping them around, like bone or pld

>>173303873
Pretty amazing how EE was able to take shitstain players like Bone7 and PPD and get them to TI's

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>>173303948
>PPD
DELET

>>173303997
I meant PLD

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>>173304042
DOUBLE DELET

>>173304042
>>173303997
>>173304102
PUT DOUBLE-TAP-QUICKCAST ON A DEDICATED BLOODSTONE SLOT

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>entire meme spawned around you because you can't stop throwing games
>still don't realize you're the problem

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ded

r8 my hero

ranged intelligence
400 range
20+1.9 str
16+1.6 agi
28+2.6 int
310 ms

quas
shoot a ground targeted projectile that deals aoe damage
2 seconds later a second projectile is fired at the same spot
anyone hit by both projectiles take bonus damage
60/90/120/150 damage each
150 bonus damage
750 range
230 radius
90/110/130/150 mana
23/17/11/5 cooldown

wex
tether the target's spirit to the ground dealing damage over time, the further the target moves away from the initial tether location the more damage they take
deals 13 damage per second every 100 distance moved. damage is capped 1800 distance
lasts 4/5/6/7 seconds
475 range
125 mana
14 cooldown

exort
passively reduces enemies magic resistance every time you deal magic damage to them. doesn't work with oov or radiance.
4/6/8/10% bonus magic damage for 4 seconds, stacks

invoke
releases a massive wave of energy in an aoe around you. the energy doesn't deal any damage but generates an echo around every unit hit that does deal damage
80/145/210 damage per hero
15/35/55 damage per creep
900 initial aoe
300 echo aoe
200/275/350 mana
130/110/90 cooldown
aghanim's scepter increases echo aoe to 450

level 10: 3 mana regen or 150 health
level 15: +4% exort bonus damage or +150 attack range
level 20: +2 wex duration or +40 attack speed
level 25: 300 bonus bonus damage on quas or -50 respawn time

>>173305981
Wex and Exort seems kind of strong. 1 Wex is 70% bonus magic damage.

(You)

lmao ppd just confirmed one of the players on new NP as being a bad player

>1437 was a coach for team secret
>everyone touted him as being some strategic legendary mastermind
>1437 joins NP
>plays like 4K trash

LOL

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>>173307249
based ppd, can't wait for his genius intellect to be recruited by the war machine in the upcoming global conflict

>>173307249
>doesn't post a clip

Sure bro

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>>173302069
Is it possible to wear hats?

>>173307392
im not gonna post a clip cause I dont want you faggots knowing my twitch name
anonymouse imageboard dumbass

>>173307281
hes like bulba. great mind average player

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>tfw looked at my ex's instagram and depressed
She acts like I don't exist at all but still has flirty comments with this mutual friend she told me she thought was weird when we were together
Only dota gives me pleasure nowadays. Hold me d2g.

>>173308238
i always feel depressed because
>no gf
but then i read posts like this and it really makes me think ignorance may in fact be bliss. can't imagine that feeling.

1. EE
2. ?
3. MSS
4. Aui
5. ?

>>173308378
Having a gf is good but hell it's an emotional roller coaster.
Also make sure you are the alpha in the relationship once you get one.

>>173308417
2. RTZ
5. PPD

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Hey Guys, I've thought of a great idea to improve Dota 2!

Basically it's a new hero customization system called "Talent Cards"

You can now customize the Talent Trees of each of your heroes by using these cards

HOW TO GET THEM:

- Talent Cards are bought in packs containing 4 cards; 3 common cards, and 1 rare card

- Common cards will be more of generic bonuses that apply to all heroes, like increase movespeed, damage, gold per minute, xp per minute, etc...

- Rare cards will be more skill-specific bonuses like +30 Fissure damage, +2 Meepo Clones, +5 hits Living Armor, etc...

- Some generic bonuses will be rare, some skill-specific bonuses will be common, depending on balance


HOW TO USE THEM: (PIC RELATED)

- To customize a hero's Talent tree, simply go to the "HEROES" tab in your Dota menu, select the hero you want to customize, then click on the new "TALENTS" button next to LOADOUT

- Just scroll through your list of Talent Cards you own for the hero and they display the text and level requirement of the talent

- Select the card you want to equip and click-drag it into one of the two slots of its required level

- During future games, the talent in that slot of the tree will now have the effect of the equipped card


HOW IT IMPROVES DOTA 2:

- All players can now customize the Talent Trees of ALL or their favorite heroes to tailor them to their playstyle

- Do you want to play a Bloodseeker that moves superfast even when your opponents are at full HP? Do you want to play a fighting Anti-mage that blinks every 2 seconds and Burns the mana of all enemies in the AOE? Yes you can!

- The possibilities of custom talent builds are only limited by your skill and imagination!

- This is not P2W. All Talent Cards are designed to still be on par with the default talents of each level. It just adds more fun options for players that want to try new playstyles for their heroes!

I am 100% confident that this new feature will add hours and hours of enjoyment to Dota 2.

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>>173309020

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>>173290201
>no one responded with ggboots tinker
plebs, all of you

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>>173309020

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>>173309020
>pay for talents
>pay for the CHANCE of getting the talents you want
>RARE talents
>giving valve a gorillion dollars to get that one build

>>173309815
You still have the default talents we have right now

Dont fucking panic

Which offlane heroes can beat PA in lane?

>>173309815
>>173309020
>Death Prophet
>Level 25
>Exorcism Ghosts: +14
>Exorcism Movement Speed: -300

>>173309901
windRANGER
centaurWARRUN

>>173309901
timber
ds

>>173309815
Also the packs won't be expensive like you think. They'll be affordable like with trading cards kids used to buy with the portion of the lunch money they saved back in the day

>>173309906

Dude you can still only pick one talent when you hit level 25. There won't be OP talents

>>173310037
Against ds he'll just stay out of range and throw daggers at the creeps

>>173310293
>farm more than the pa
>pressure the lane

that means you won the lane

>>173309901
>>173310037
forgot sk as well

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try and post a more beautiful dota 2 waifu
pro tip:YOU CANT
hard mode: no Templar Assassin

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>>173310501

>>173310501
too lazy to look for it but that wr cosplay. you know the one.

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>>173310619

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>>173310501
tiddies

who is NP getting to play mid after they kicked 1437 and aui will play #4?

whos even available fucking wagamaga LMAO?

>>173310779
poopkid

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>>173290165
>Nobody replied frog2 yet

Dotards?

>>173310804
who

>>173310779
Rime playing the mid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWAUrHODRWM

woah i found a girl ODPixel

>>173310957
>he doesnt know poopkid

>>173296958
Spoken like a true virgin.

>>173311007
what if the enemy bans invoker tho

>>173311097
well is it true or not

>>173311238
Yeah. Of course. Why wouldnt it?
Money
Looks
Gains
Charisma

>>173311007
is this some reddit meme?

>>173311303
no. hes a na player who is in almost every high mmr na game. he pretty much only goes mid invoker tho. he got a shoutout from zai and cr1t tho

>>173296958
as long as there isnt somehting wrong with you like you arent deformed or anythign you can get girls no matter how ugly nature made you

i got fit for girls but in my experience when talking only about looks how well you take care of yourself matters more in general.

you will most likely get a gf easier if you dress and groom yourself well rather then if you are fit and dress like a hobo or a teenager, but even then how you act and what you say matters even more

looking like fly wouldnt even be that hard, there is no point in not getting fit its easier than people think but for short term effects just buy clothes that fucking fit you a nice haircut and stop being a pussy the worst that can happen to you is hearing "no" which should have zero impact on you fi you arent a retard

>>173311434
i have a hard time dealing with rejection.

>>173311365
citation needed

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>>173311434
plot twist not really a plot twist
what if i am a retard

>>173311594
t. PSG

Reach for the top! You can do it. I believe in you.

>>173311634
it was mentioned on their q&a thing and zai mentioned it on stream. i am not digging through hours and hours of footage to find a 10 second clip.

>>173311594
Everybody does mate. Everybody is scared.

Just try and if it doesnt work, pick up the pieces and try again.

rejection is not something bad, just fuck that man.

Youll be alright.

>>173310048
how about....
you..
hmmm how about you
fuck off
and dont post here again?
yeah I'd like that

>>173311702
citation needed

>>173311790
I've got your citation right here *unzips dick*

>>173309407
i dont remember this episode of moomi the anime

Which offlane heroes can beat sniper in lane?

post MMR grinding tunes! ILL START
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbiqsTvQ8Gc

>>173311847
dude too soon...

>>173311774
Alright. I guess it's better to try and fail then sit in my room all day crying over no gf. I will give it a fair shot.

>>173311845
offlane sniper

>>173311882
Exactly friend-o

Dont try to desperatly getting a gf tho. Just go out and socialise and meet people. Dont go out and say "today i will get a gf!"

Just go out to social events (uni shit like parties or something) and talk to people.

Youll be fine. I used to be a shut in gamer for all my life ( still kind of am ) but through working as a waiter I met my cute and smart gf which im together with for about 3 1/2 years now.
It will all can better, in the end we all just die and wither anyways, so try everything.

>>173311594
>>173311656


everyone has, when you get rejected by a girl its pretty much never your fault there are like 50 variables that come into making that decision you are just one of them

and if you dont have any experience you prolly think they will try to make you feel like shit or whatever you see in your dumb fucking anime about girls bullying boys but real life doesnt work like that and they always try to be as polite as possible becuase they care, i was terrified at first but once you get over it and realize it just doesnt really matter nor is it your fault its easy


i legit thought i have autism, i dont, but i thought i have the meme version of autism i was teased in highschool etc for it i am super antisocial etc zero social skills, i lost weight hit the gym threw away my old clothes got a short haircut after seeing all these retards on the streets looking way worse than ever the worst me but with cute girls

from my experience just learn how to keep a conversation going if you have meme autism like me, some epic pick up lines really dont matter you can be awkward girls dont mind and they pretty much never just auto reject if of course they are available its what happens after thats really the important part
there are tons of resources on the web how to small talk and they did help an autismo like me now my basic tl;dr plan is this:
1. talk about something you really like or care about, this way you will NEVER run out of things to say especially to someoen you just met, no awkward silence
2. when listening dont just stare and nod, make conclusions about the story and ask stupid questions so they can go into details, you just dont want to seem like someoen thats not engaged into the conversation
3. put some emotions into your body language and the way you talk, monotone voice and cosplaying as a statue is a turnoff

I am 100% sure all of you losers here can easily get a girl its not that hard i know that based on my example

>>173312209
>1. talk about something you really like or care about, this way you will NEVER run out of things to say especially to someoen you just met, no awkward silence

bad advice

>>173312014
>>173312209
>>173312248
>Dota 2 general

>>173312209
very good tipps anon. youre doing good.


Also getting fit just helps your body language and general feeling towards yourself.
lifting is essential for a male unless you already work roofing or construction then you dont need to.

>>173312262
aka Waifus, Physics and Advice general

>>173312248
Not bad advise, very good advise.
He doesnt mean go on an autistic doto theorycraft rant about how toggling basi wins lanes non stop.
But talking about things you like instantly better your body language, tone of voice etc.

>>173312248
its really not i got laid talking about video games for hours you would be surprised what girls are into and also they will fake their interest just to talk with someoen that is passionate, just like guys fake their interest talking whatever they think the girl is into

when something like this happen there will be awkward silence, but difference is you will be the one filling it instead of the other way around, now think about how she had to fill that silence the last 10 times for example and this is why talking about dumb shit you know a lot about and care is the safest approach

Can you guys stop fucking posting.

All you do is revolve your lives around 'getting girls', such a fixation is neither healthy nor productive. Shut the fuck up, get real goals and stop posting stupid theorycraft shit so you can actually win dota games. Women will come later.

>>173312545
>im a virgin therefore everyone in here is a virgin
get out loser

>>173312545
Fuck you im 5,5 k mmr for 2 years now. fell to 4,8 climbed back up, fell back to 4,9, climbed back up.
I peaked in dota.
My life revolves around my work, drugs, my gf and cashing the walls of my apartement because i dont trust banks and i want a house

>>173312649
Wish I was a virgin, beats being the ' guy that lost my virginity so now I will post about it on /d2g/ of all places and pretend I'm a fucking sex guru that will soon publish his player's handbook on superior negging' by a long shot. You're predictable and pathetic. Stop fucking posting.

>>173312901
Lel. no one said anything like that . stop projecting you little shit.

>>173312536
dude heres a better option

have something to actually talk about, like the hike or trip you took or you training your pet or etc etc

do something other than video games

>>173312923
>>173312209
>>173312315
>>173312402
>>173312536
Your grammar is as shit as your posts, Pedro. The only advice you should be giving for getting laid is 'walk into the favela's female restroom with a $10 note'.

The ultimate biologically factual goal in life is to impregnate a good girl and have a nice family.

>>173312998
this
as some shitty airline commercial would say, ''travel yourself interesting''
except you dont need to fly anywhere, start hiking/taking walks and start learning to cook, basic shit like 'gordon ramses teaches you the 5 basic sauces' or some sutff on youtube
you save money, you get healthier and you get stuff to talk about

Only retards hate junglers. It's the thinking man's role.

>>173313165
Just like Matumba 'lose lane' man is the thinking man's carry.

>>173312998
i just gave you an example to point out that it can be video games, i dotn even like them that much but it did work in the past
if you can talk about a hike for hours then do, it doesnt matter what you talk about as long as you dont run out of the material thats the point

no topic is more correct than the other because again if she is into you she will fake interest, but of course like with always its better if she didint have to thats why video games sometimes can be the correct choice if you see her fucking wearing a zelda tshirt or other epic nerd gamer gear, i do that with mostly music because i know a lot about it and quite often people just display what music they like on their clothing

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>eat a tango
>accidentally stunned the enemy monkey king

>>173313204
t. shitter who can't win his lane even with shrines around now

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hey dotards

>>173313570
inb4 vac ban meanwhile maphacks and autosunstrikes are still out there

>>173313638
#yolo

>>173313570
>124 fps inside roshpit . . . alone

>>173313686
anon I played on a 13 inch macbook from 2011 for 6 months anything above 60 fps is heaven for me #hyberbolicfpschamber

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why do redditors think pros care about their costant nurturing?
They even post their "congratulations" to winners, is it just me or is this one special kind of autism

>>173313686
I get 90fps with a gtx1070 the performance is just garbage atm

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>>173313828
Don't worry reborn 2.0 will fix it, in the mean time help yourself to a compendium and don't forget to pick one up for your friend! Also pick up a monkey king arcana while your at the shop!

>>173291303
not assuming counters of any kind litteraly tinker

>>173313763
People think they matter.

I think only a few pros like demon actually respond to their fans. Then again, Jimmy is a trooper.

>>173313085
Im a somewhat wealthy german friendo.
Dont project all the anger you have on yourself on others please.
And dissing a non native speaker about his grammar is a low blow and shows what a tiny sad little cunt you really are.

>another year of souless chink
brovo icefruad

if the chinks were only good at ricing why are they beating us at the team brawler meta?

>>173314762

DELETE THIS

>>173314762
chinks were better at everything until goblak invented global strats with wisp, then they thought that it wont work on them becuase they are never out of position
dota is just going back to how it always was desu

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best spirit coming through

esports xd
personalities xd
le hats xd

garbage game, uninstalling

>SEE YOU NEXT WEEK LMFAO XDDDD

get fucked retards, haven't played this game in weeks

>>173315169
see you next week rofl

>>173315191
HAHA

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>>173315169
Don't we all just watch e sports and not play any more?

>get same random guy thrice in a row in my team
>first game he goes bfury into radi into mjollnir jungle alch
>carry his early game ass with earth spirit by winning all lanes
>next game he is playing PL, rushes aghs and radiance after diffu, did not take +75 spirit lance damage talent
>i carry his ass with support riki
>third game
>he is playing jungle alch AGAIN
>bfury into radiance into mjollnir
>enemy has techies so game goes late
>carry his ass with sniper
wew lad, gotta love 3k
/blog

>>173315272
FUCK esports TBQH

>>173315038
>spirit
>physical body

Uhhh...Dotards?

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>>173290074
>dota will never be comfy again

why even bother?

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Name me one better feeling than coming back from a rax down and winning a game with a team that doesn't have a hard carry

protip: you can't

NP. BSJ

>>173315714

>Puck

ALL OF THE FARM NOW
I HAVE A GAME TO LOSE

>>173309020
I'd be willing to try this. At least spending money on this stuff would be more meaningful than fucking cosmetics with another bunch of shit sets

i feel like facebook messaging a highschool crush and confessing my feelings to her. its been 3 years but shes still all i can think about. is this idea as bad as it sounds.

>>173315714
Being a bracket higher than 3k.

>>173315714
not being a 2k shitter is pretty good feeling desu

>>173316165
>hey m8 ive been obsessed about you for 3 years wanna meet me xd?

did that sound inviting?

>>173316392
yes but at this point anybody showing interest in me would be something special. and i wouldnt be asking to meet just getting feelings off my chest. but ye i could see how it could be taken wrong.

>>173316467
now imagine you are a girl and dont have such problems as lack of interest from the other sex

i dont think directrly msging is ever the play, you should make it look like accident that you meet and then tell her the story how you liked her etc blah blah
its gonna be difficult, you prolly have to get to know people she knows etc

>>173301148
> not exclusively playing unranked

shiggy diggy

>>173316897
unranked is literally goodRanked for me
i have like 2k better unranked than ranked mmr, 2,6k solo but i play with 5k's in unranked

>>173316993
then if you just played ranked instead you would rank up
no one tries in unranked i bet you often play with 5 carries or other dumb shit that you would simply get reported for in ranked

>>173316585
ye well we live in different states so that's not really a possibility. i was mainly thinking of doing it so i could move on whatever her response may be. has the potential to go horribly wrong tho.

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>Ping is a bit higher than usual in game
>Notice I left origin running
>Close origin
>Ping returns to 10 ms and even fps increases by a substantial amount
>The same occurs when in an origin game with steam on in the background

Really opens my nervous system's salt channels, fellow consumers.

>>173317527
wtf i hate gaben now

>>173291950
protip, dont make their arms increase with the rest, it looks ugly af

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>>173292857
>browsin' bad/mlpol/
why would you do that to yourself

anyone catch that deleted NP dota tweet?

said something about https://twitter.com/CCnCDotA2 and https://twitter.com/EagleDota

>>173317527
>salt channels

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>5 posts in 20 minutes

>>173318480
6 with you retard lmao you wanted to make fun of gulag being dead but you only made it more alive
bet you feel stupid now tard

EternaLEnVy @EternaLEnVy1991 3m3 minutes ago
More
Bulba is my destiny

>>173318874

>EE wants to buy a "gaming" laptop

His ability to fuck up every time extends past dota

>>173318874
>>173318965
this bulba is my destiny
shut up and throw with me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JCLY0Rlx6Q

>>173318282
Yes. sodium and potassium channels, what of them?

>>173319354

>everyone has NA Dota channels in them

>Pick PL - the garbage can as first pick
>Enemy team pick 5 counters
>Win game because the enemy team becomes 5 dooms

Heads up new MMR climbing system.

I have an 80% winrate on this BadCarry now.

>>173309020
so paladins ?

>>173319634

Wouldn't this also work with Meepo?

Should a ladder system be added to ranked MM?

It would be easier to track the good carries and supports

>>173319769
No, because Meepo is actually a good hero

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>INB4
>NP.YAWAR

lmfao ee's new mid is sumail's shadow of a brother isn't it?

could be sing2x too

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>>173313103
t. talking cockroach, a man sized rat

>>173319769
No, because your team will expect you to carry and thus they will either pick bad heroes or play more relaxed. When they see Illusion Garbage man as a first pick they will step up their hero picks and game.

Think of him as a gameplay boosting hero.

NP.Korok

he will introduce martial law to NP
ZERO anime if scrims arent going well
your next ti7 champions

>NP ppd as support
>NP rtz as mid

our guys FNATIC are making their debut at BTS
just remember to mute the stream asap

>>173320508
WTF I love spear fishers now

>>173320508
>pick pl
>they still pick meta heroes aka lina jugg sandking
>still be useless while countering you

>>173321007
how does jugg counter pl

https://www.joindota.com/en/news/52119-mousesports-is-back-in-a-big-way

MOUZ LIVE

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>>173291207
OHHHH MYYY GODDDDDD

>>173321230
great news for both mousesports and the greeks

>tfw mouz major champions

>>173321230
after they bomb at kiev: >mouz parts ways with dota2

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>>173321230
>There are still mouzshitters out there crying over their joke team

>>173321360
>>tfw mouz major champions


they're going to bomb out and then never qual for a major again

another flash in the pan team

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>>173294637
How'd the test go? Did you stephen hawking that shit?

TnC looking a bit clunky.

>>173295296
Wait, are "dotards" gameshitters or deadgaem/lebanon shitters?
im a gameshitter

>check reddit because d2g is so fucking dead
>5 hour long game
>legion commander with 4k bonus damage
>techies on other team

Need to get my hands on that replay. Wish some studio casted it.

>>173321131
PL illusions do 0 (zero) damage, while feeding gold constantly.
If they changed it so his illusions didn't give gold I'd play him, but his stats are not good enough to warrant illusions otherwise.

>>173321967
noobfromua