>New Comic:
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>PTR Patch Notes
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Previous: >>173162548
The enemy has a teleporteur.
>Gabe's face covered up by responsibilities and politics
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>>173186764
I want Bleu to talk to me.
>tfw skin soon
>>173186798
Yes, you'll fall down to 3000 and it stops there.
>>173186656
They do shadier shit, I guess, stuff the public shouldn't know about, like assassinations of public figures and infiltrations.
>>173186679
>What's happening Reyes?
>You know...*shrug*
>What do you mean?
>You're gay, Jack
>>173186593
>because his name and everything in the game also calls him a variation of pig
So a guy who has the name roadhog can carry on being unforgivable fat because it follows his motif as a pig man, but a girl who is slightly thick is SJW propaganda even if her whole thing is ice and the arctic?
>>173186834
Soldier looks like Mike Pence
>>173186859
Since when do we have any knowledge that OW were involved in assassinating stuff?
They are literally always portrayed as noble, misunderstood warriors
>>173186858
That's fucking stupid and makes me not want to play at all
>>173186952
instead they gave the taser to winston,
>>173186949
no I mean that they can't really tout roadhog as an example of fat acceptance because of the whole pig theme
so they went with the closest possible thing I guess. mei looks like a fujo so
>>173186952
Nah, Morrison looks competent
>>173186656
They do clandestine ops simple as that stuff they dont want public knowing about, morally questionable stuff.
You hear about what the army is doing but you don't hear about what delta force is doing but as we speak they are more then likely killing someone.
While with overwatch they can do ops that the public can know about, the heroic stuff and general operations
>>173186949
>this bait
They never changed RHs character.
Because of pandering they have slowly been making Mei fat compared to her In game sprays
>>173187035
Since forever?
Reaper has 2 sons now boys.
>>173186834
I'm starting to think the true reason behind Overwatch's fall wasn't because Gabe was a huge asshole that wanted to get back at Jack but more because Jack and Ana became disillusioned with reality and became more and more "practical" in their deciscions and that's why shit like Blackwatch was used more and more often and that in turn caused everyone to eventually learn of the shady shit Blackwatch was doing for Overwatch and then Jack, in a way to safe face, wanted to put the entire blame on Gabe.
>>173186952
More like Clint Eastwood
>>173187067
>they changed a characters design because of pandering despite the fact that no one outside of blizzard was aware of any of Mei's earlier concepts pre release
You guys realize Phara was originally a short fat buy with a big mustache, right?
>>173187035
>Blackwatch's existence was kept a secret from the public, but there were always rumors of Overwatch carrying out black ops missions.[2] As Overwatch's influence waned, people within Blackwatch sought to bring down its parent organization and turn it to their own ends.[1] In Overwatch's final years, two decades after the Omnic Crisis, Blackwatch was revealed, along with allegations of corruption, weapons proliferation, assassination, coercion, kidnapping, and human rights abuses such as torture.[3]
Overwatch was always a mixed bag, it wasn't always noble.
It's sort of the expected result of an organization with that much power and jurisdiction.
>>173187195
Just what? Mei has always been not fat you dumb cunt.
>>173187123
How will he react to that Harpy Ziegler stealing his Gengu?
>Still no Blondie skin for McCree
I HATE THIS GAME
I haven't played this game since about a week after release.
What happened to roadhog? his hook feels different and i feel like he does way more damage now
>>173186475
Because fatties need muh representation so they aren't shamed for being unhealthy landwhales like they should be
http://poal.me/cla9lr
What kind of underwear does D.Va wear in casual outfits?
>no skin for mcree or widow
>we promise some soon
>still no skins
>>173187405
Soonâ„¢
>>173187141
If this comic is any indication it just seems like Gabe's a lazy asshole.
Doesn't Soldier even have a line on Route: 66 saying "Reyes shoulda cleaned up the deadlock gang a long time ago"
Seems like the lazy basterd didn't do anything useful.
>>173187275
She's still not fat.
>>173187405
>event where we get new skins is next fucking week
be patient nigga
>>173187405
>event not happening until next week
>skins haven't been released yet
A real mystery.
>>173187405
mccree is getting a skin next week, widowmaker is confirmed to get a skin in november/december
>>173187450
Ok so ten years later.
>>173187475
He's bitter at being originally the boss, but when Overwatch was formed h got snubbed so he undermines Morrison at every turn.
>>173187524
>nov dec
Uninstalling
What did she mean by this? 1/2
>You will never brutally fuck Orisa's synthetic centaur shitter until it can't close anymore
>>173187475
Well he IS of mexican descent. Still I can see Jack trying to use him as a scapegoat for the "greater good" of the organization in the last years of it. Ana was "dead" and it was pretty much the entire thing starting to fall apart on him.
>>173187405
Don't worry anon I'm sure we will get Blackwatch Mccree and Pre-Talon widowmaker even though the focus was on tracer for the millionth time. Even gérard didnt show up despite this being a good opportunity to at least show his face.
>>173187524
Kaplan already said her skin is coming next week as well. How do you niggers come up with this random shit?
>>173187348
A thong
>>173187405
McCree got two event skins though, and they're both great
>>173187141
which is much better social commentary than what can i only assume was metzens semiracist narrative of corruption and hatred as he was wont to do in WoW
>>173186847
Same, I want to hear that French accent all day.
>come to this general to ask about the game
>get cancer incarnate and mindless waifuposting instead
nice general faggots
>>173187735
>no post by kaplan about widowmaker on overstalk
why do you lie
>>173187857
He's been giving interviews all over the place the last couple days. Seriously, how do you come up with November/December when he said this spring?
https://www.pcgamesn.com/overwatch/overwatch-kings-row-uprising-event-april-11
>>173187723
Also Blackwatch prototype-Genji
Friendly reminder
>>173187141
which really puts extra drama behind that line about egos and personal agendas making a mess of everything in the latest comic
>>173187304
Roadhog got gun buffs in exchange for less hook pull and 8 sec cooldown. Patch notes explains more.
>Jack, you mind helping me give Fareeha another playmate later?
Unlike tf2, this game has no tech
Prove me wrong
>>173187256
>>173187095
interesting
thanks for the info. i'm surprised that Jack supposedly either signed off on this shady shit considering how nobly he is portrayed - or was too stupid to notice it
>>173187694
orisa'saccentis the sexiest
>"it ain't me" starts playing
>>173187994
Also adds another nice layer of grey on it all and works very well into what a cynical old bastard Jack has become in the present.
>>173187982
Reminder that body mass = HP
>>173187982
Roadhog isnt just fat, he's strongfat, there's a difference
who /JP voices/ here
>>173188083
He probably signed off on it "for the greater good" and trusted his friend Reyes not to be too much of a dick.
>>173187694
source brah my dicc needs it
>>173186858
>you'll fall down to 3000 and it stops there.
How long till they change this shit
>>173187798
>YWN be Gérard and not only hear her voice but also be able to hug and fug her nearly every day as her lawfully wedded husband
It hurts. It shouldn't hurt, but it does.
>>173188325
>mei has 250
What a fucking whale
>>173188368
Absolutely never because 3k+ represents such a small amount of the population they feels it's necessary at that point.
>>173188083
It probably didn't start out as such, and as the weight of command became too much over the years he probably got more and more lax with his morals. Ana most likely too, since she was also someone that had no problem killing some people if it saved more.
No wonder that Mercy thinks that bringing back Overwatch might not be the best idea.
I really like these faces. This comic is a reaction image gold mine.
>>173187524
>>173187405
>tfw no legendary Symmetra skins
>europoors wake up
>thread goes to shit
Wew
>>173188346
Also this lady
>>173188450
What if Jack and Ana were the villains this entire time? Reyes was already trying to do something while Ana and Jack were delaying the inevitable.
>>173188485
>when Reaper ults your team but you were sucking Jack off round the corner
>>173188543
you forgot the pepe image
>>173188450
>had no problem killing
That's like the exact opposite of what we've seen.
>>173188613
Haman-sama!
>>173188336
>tfw you will never see Roadhog at a strongman competition.
Look at those arms, he will set world records.
>>173188336
>t obese neckbeard
>>173188675
That's when she's already growing old and regretful of her actions.
>>173188643
Reaper ran off and joined a terrorist organization so he's not really a good guy himself.
>>173188654
Here yo go. Original OC by me
Why is Jack being so smug?
>>173188780
wew
>>173188839
He electrocuted another degenerate.
>>173188439
>hit 3500
>take a 2 week vacation
>back to 3000
Sounds like fun
>>173188613
HAMAN
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>>173188887
wew lad xD rofl lel kek
the new Genji skin looks edgier than Oni
What if overwatch are the bad guys?
That'd be pretty cool desu
Is what people say about Diamond being full of terrible players true?
I accidentally won too much and I've reached exactly 2800 SR. Much more and I'll rank up.
I don't care about high numbers, I just want fun games with good players. Is it worth purposefully staying in Plat or is what people say about Diamonds around here just shitters making shit up?
>>173188675I wish overwatch went more darker desu,
I know its PG-12 and all but shit man.
>>173188643
I wouldn't call Gabe a good guy, he was directly in charge of Overwatch's shady human rights violating division and his main goal as far as we know is to kill all of Overwatch's former agents, even the apparently innocent ones like Reinhardt.
>>173188947
>>173189053
mike pence is coming for you degenerates
>>173189053
>>173188947
>triggered by a pence joke
>>173188947
>>173189053
You have to go back desu
>>173188772
And we haven't seen her earlier in her career so I don't see how someone could say she didn't have a problem killing
>>173189125
overwatch has terrible players across all ranks, its ridiculous.
I have heard however that diamond has a lot of toxic bitter people who hate eachother but think they're all grandmasters and nobody is seeing they're potential
no fucking thank you, I'll just stick with QP.
>>173189125
Not now, nobody cares about the game at the moment, we're talking about """""lore"""""
Has blizzard or OW in general made jabs at the current president? I'm curious since hating trump is the zeitgeist of the current year
>>173189326
I think they are not that stupid.
>>173188947
>>173189053
>>173189326
they don't have to,trump is doing enough himself
>>173189056
Still wondering what's up with that. It has way too many differences from his actual appeareance. Mainly the tubes, but it also doesn't have the glowing chestpiece in the center of his torso and his cooling units on the shoulders are clearly missing.
So is this some sort of "transitional phase" body for him and they are currently just testing some of his systems during the training with Tracfer?
I would also like to know how much of him is still intact, given that we know he can still eat he ought to have the rest of his face under the helmet. Nice to know that he still got hair though.
>>173189125
Diamond can be a really mixed bag. Some people get the shiny badge, think they're gods and bring their egos into matches when they're really not that great. People here also have a hard-on for the meta while not really having a good grasp of why people make certain picks so if you don't go with what they want you can start seeing throwers. Even then I'd say at least half of my matches are fine and tend to be close.
I want to get better at Ana but i feel she isn't as strong as Mercy at healing. I can keep my entire team alive as Mercy but with Ana i need more support from the second healer. Which is usually Lucio or Zen who are too busy sonic roleplaying/ salty they couldnt be dps.
Any tips?
>>173189326
>zeitgeist
You mean liberal media narrative.
>Top 500 genji on the enemy team
>Clearly using a 180 turn macro
Wow, so this is the power of top 500
>>173189194
>>173189194
>>173189235
>>173189440
x---D build wall amirite :3
>>173189326
It's not a witch hunt if you actually are a witch.
>>173189443
>>173189292
I used to play QP exclusively too. But working with all the coordinated, zealous teams I've met in Comp has made going back to the anarchy of QP feel like a nightmare.
>Team mate with hundreds of hours still runs straight into a 1v5 just because I'm healing them as Mercy.
Holy shit.
>>173189537
Liberals are so retarded
>>173189534
.03 € deposited in your account.
>>173189537
>still Defending cheetoman even after him selling your privacy to mega jews
why are /pol/fags such major cucks?
>>173189525
>replying to those shitlords
you're no better than those cisstains, you fucking disgusting whitey
>>173188325
Then why does orisa have 400 hp
>>173189664
>thinking literally everyone who dislikes trump is a paid shill
this is why people mock /pol/
>>173189631
>As he posts in a general for an insanely liberal game.
Conservatives are creative leeches.
Fuck off and go play something else.
>solo healing as mercy after nobody else went healer
>idiot dva keeps charging ahead into the echenwald chokewhile not fucking matrixing
>calls me a shit healer afterwards
>different person says they can mercy better than me with their eyes closed
>say fuck it go junk for defense while they go mercy
>end game with gold kills, gold heals, and POTG
>>173189664
Name three things he's accomplished as president besides be a cunt
>triggered tumblr poster is going into fits
Lmao Zzzzzaaaaaappp
>>173189878
Don't fucking engage them, that makes them think this shit outside of their fucking isolation ward of a board is acceptable.
What do you think the true reality is?
>just experienced 3-stack toxicity & cancer for the first time
>>173189949
>/pol/niggers triggered that not everyone agrees with them and then the entire thread goes to shit
Why does this happen every other thread?
>>173189854
You didn't build this game you irony-blind faggot.
>>173189878
TPP is gone, Deportations a-plenty, and the democrat party is in disarray. Seems good for the first hundo days
>>173189486
Ana's healing is great so you shouldn't be feeling that much weaker than Mercy unless you're missing quite a few shots. Any idea what accuracy you tend to end a match at?
>>173189923
They all took the ultimate redpill and they know the president of the United States doesn't really have any control over the country.
>>173189949
Not disorder
>>173187982
Fat = HP in video games since forever. Might as well get mad at red barrels and health packs.
>>173189916
>mock shit /pol/ joke
10 replies
>sudden let's shitpost about TRUMP xD all over the thread
It's the boogeytumblr that's the asspained ones, right
>>173190098
Did Pharah kill all the Taliban?
>>173190071
Usually 90 scoped and 80 unscoped
>>173189537
Is this a satire newspaper like The Onion? I love that sort of stuff
>>173189809
:3c
>>173190226
Pharah prefers burning terrorists to death.
>>173190202
>defending tumblr while mocking /pol/.
I'm not even a polack but don't fucking defend those Shitstains. Tumblr has fucking ruined tv shows like Korra because of shitty fan bases. They can and will try to make OW a shitshow
>>173190363
I think he's more mocking the fact that /pol/tards feel like they're under attack by a tumblr boogeyman whenever somebody doesn't like their shit memes.
>>173190443
Except omnics, cause fuck them
>>173190287
>pharah's sfm model still looks like steamy shit
its not fair
>>173190443
This tbqh. It's clear that kingsrow isn't the shithole that is currently london
>>173190287
So that's how she did it. What a good little muslim girl, saving the world one genocide at a time.
>>173189949
Something beyond our eyes. There are 12 dimensions.
>>173190557
Omnigs are not human yeah
>>173190443
Tell that to Blizz
>every character is just stereotypes of that culture
Nothing "unique" about any of them
>>173190230
Well shit, if that's true and you use your grenade often then I'm not sure where the problem could lie.
>>173190601
Actually she praises Moloch like all enlightened individual.
>mfw people think Sombra is underpowered
>mfw I have overwatch installed on my SSD just in case
>>173190530
Doubt it. The Jack/Reyes faggots use tumblr pictures and get awfully triggered easily.
>>173190610
Just like what ever racial/social group you don't like isnt human, yeah
>>173190691
2/10 bait made me reply
>>173190719
>Blizz actually made Sombra OP as fuck
>Nobody picks her so nobody complains
Keep it up guys I'm enjoying my free wins
>>173189486
this has got to be fucking bait
fuck off
>>173190842
my man
Is Zarya good or am I a shitter for picking her?
>>173190838
It's true, she gets invited to the Bohemian Grove every summer and lights the Minerva statue on fire herself.
>>173190980
Last i checked she was solid A+++ choice
>>173190842
>sombra is legitimately good
>easily my favourite hero in the game to play
>cant ever play her because locking her in Gold/Plat legit causes people to just afk or troll in over half of the games
i'm desperately spamming support trying to climb into an elo where i can actually play her
>>173190719
She's in the same weird spot as Symmetra where they're both extremely strong but faggots who think they know the meta get pissed when she's picked because they still think she's really weak, while at the same time they don't mind Reaper getting picked even though he's been made obsolete by Roadhog and Junkrat.
>>173190250
It is the Onion.
>>173190443
Leftists want a mono-culture.
A culture can be shared among people of various genetic backgrounds though, a thing that can only be done if you LET those people in in the first place.
The main issue of Liberal Movement in the 2000s and 2010s is that the figureheads started pushing Multi-Culturalism as an end in of itself, instead of a necessary state to generate disruptive technological changes.
I don't know too many actual liberals (not just DNC figureheads) that want a planet-wide melting pot.
The issue I have is that RNC Conservatives are Conservative for ideological sake, not the pragmatic approach.
>>173190691
Fucking who
>>173190980
Literally the best hero in the game who isn't named Rein, Ana, Soldier or Lucio
>>173190946
>1 trick
>always play healer because I want to be nice
>actually a pretty good dps
>get to play dps one game
>before the game starts someone says to our Ana "hey Ana can you go dps because our tracer is a healer main"
>>173191094
>A culture can be shared among people of various genetic backgrounds though
You mean culture in general as it exists now.
Most cultures and racial groups, no matter how different, have more similarities than differences. But people like you want to focus on why we should hate distrust people instead of just living.
>>173191169The demon god that all the Illuminati praise. Every summer in the Bohemian Grove they make rituals praising him. Satanism, basically. It's symbol is an owl.
>>173190842
>>173190946
God I love sombra mains who know what they're doing. I main zarya and there is nothing more satisfying than the exchange of ult statuses and the "Understood" that signals we're about to get a team kill.
>>173191034
Get a good zarya, your ult and hers are stupid powerful together.
This took way too long to make
What's yours /owg/?
>>173189461
I thought his hair was green not black
>>173190614
yeah for 20+ years of my life I thought all swedes were munchkins with bad tempers and everyone in nepal is a monk.
>>173188260
>fights with Gabe
>gets back to his room
>reminisces about the old days with him once he's back
It's sad my man.
>>173191501
It was but I assumed he just dyed it so after time it went back to normal.
>>173191412
Oh I see
Yeah fortunately Ra and Anubis and all of Pharah's real gods would beat his ass
>>173191034
>Gold/plat
This happens in diamond too, so good luck. The game only gets harder, people are still trash
Mei nerf when
>>173191169
The demon people sacrifice their unborn childs to. Great guy, he and his cultists really know how throw a party
Even Jack wants to fuck Tracer.
>>173191386
>no matter how different, have more similarities than differences
>>173191616
I'm fairly sure pharah doesn't actually believe in those gods but they've now turned into more cultural symbols. To be honest none of the character's religions should ever really be statedor sexuality for that matter, who really (that plays the game)fucking cares
>>173191489
>>173191790
We are all intrinsically human. Despite whatever food we eat or religion we pray, we still love our families and have many of the same daily struggles.
But its people like you who have no empathy and want to make it an us vs them argument.
>>173191827
>implying homos don't play vidya
>Pharah is pur-
>>173191489
>>173191908
>no matter how different, have more similarities than differences
>>173191721
Probably not any time soon. They're looking at possible damage nerfs to 76 and the forums are screaming for Pharah nerfs.
>>173191849
>favorite ultimate
??
>>173191416
>good zarya
>not already in a six stack with a good meta team
Nice meme
>>173191985
Tac visor. That's the face shot they always do of Tony Stark in the Marvel movies with his HUD.
>>173191947
A platypus and a frog are both animals. But you would argue the frog isnt even alive
>>173190250
>:3c
get that shit out here
>>173192070
>no matter how different, have more similarities than differences
Where should the next map be located?
>>173192101
The moon
>>173188839
He's not being smug. I know the art is shit but he's just smiling and very tired.
>>173192101
Inside a black hole.
>>173191827
We know for sure that Junkrat is in some way religious, thanks to his
>"Now this place? Makes me want to be an athiest."
line on Nepal.
There's also a 99% chance that Symmetra is Hindu, considering her upbringing and skins.
And Zenyatta obviously follows some kind of Robot Buddhism.
>>173192101
Straya
>>173192101
You can spell all of them but Volskaya?
>>173192101
Overwatch Headquarters. If all Blizzard is going to do is masturbate over Jack/Gabriel/Ana then at least let me blow shit up in their facility.
>>173192101
Rumor mill has it the next map will be in brazil, sweden, the moon or australia.
>>173192237
>Overwatch Headquarters
that's tutorial/training grounds
>>173192237
I think the new base would just be Watchpoint Gibraltar.
I want to rub off on Reyes' big thick ass and thighs
>>173192164
Moon should be tied to a new, perma horde mode with the newly reformed Overwatch planning on using the moon as their new base of operations but have to subdue the gorillas first.
next map should be france then everyone can see what a good france would look like without all the human waste.
>>173192327
His ass is flat as a pancake
>>173192357
Or you could just move, Jacques.
>>173192327
Go to bed Jack. I know stress and fighting with Gabe has your feel sexually frustrated but you need to focus on the mission.
>practising heroes you can't play in comp
please don't do this
>>173192357
>being a parisian/marseilles person
>2017
Have YOU voted yet?
Who will win?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12684566/
Why do people never shoot Pharah? I see people of all levels and ranks do this and I havent the slightest clue why
>>173192598
Fuck off Ana76fag
>>173192563
pretty sure that guy has never been to france, period
>>173192319
Training grounds is in greenland
>3800 sr game
>girl picks ana and literally only heals her boyfriend who is feeding with orisa
>pharah and genji on our team literally walk up to her and ask for healing and she cant heal them
what the fuck even the boyfriend couldnt defend it
>>173190842
>>173191416
How to play Sombra? She seems like a discount Tracer to me.
>>173192598
>no best ship
>>173192357
>french map without french people
I dig it
>>173192672
I'm a woman
>>173192429
I'm afraid you are going to have to delete this post, senpai.
>>173192716
Hacks all day every dayStop putting translocators in your medkits like retard and learn how to properly use it
>>173192725
Mercy is forwhichever girl is the youngest
>>173192725
No chance anon. Sorry. This is about canon not headcanon.
MASAKA
>>173192754
all the more reason not to trust your judgement
>>173192725
Mercy got yellowfever, sorry man.
>>173192806where do I put them then?
>>173192725
That's literally as bad as McCreexReyes
>>173192716
idk bro I'm laser dyke
>>173192762
But she said penis so she is dirty.
Deleted anyway.
>>173192807
>>173192841
>SHE'S FAST
>>173192841
From some angles it looks like Genji is just wearing a suit that's cut off at his left chest side
Changelog: Player models now have glowing eyes when they are on fire
>>173192841
N-NANI
>>173192827
If you want canon then Reyes will spend the rest of his days in an abusive relationship with Widowmaker, where he's the one being abused, while Jack dies a virgin.
>>173193010
So canon Zarya?
>>173193010
The slash on Hanamura implies Hanzo slashed Genji in the back.
>>173193010
death knight confirmed next hero?
>>173193301
What would a death knight hero be? Melee Talon hero who gets health back with his melee attack?
>>173193226
Also he must have hit him with the dragons too, since Genji had burn scars on his face. Maybe that's why must of his torso is covered, because he got his entire skin burned off there.
>>173193347
yea and probably would have a ability similar to deathstrike.
>>173193226
>>173193394
Wonder if the Japan thing was Genji going on a one token speed run on his entire clan, and murdering the shit out of them? Dude sounds like he was fucking pissed back in the day.
>>173193347
They should combine mei and reaper
>>173193010
>>173192893
Use it to flank undected. The cooldown is so low that you can use it to escape it before engaging or if shit goes down
Widowmaker enters the room and says it's time for you to have sex with herman servant Roadhog
Hon hon hon
>>173193565
I wouldn't be surprised if that was the case. His profile said that after he helped them take his clan down he lost all sense of purpose and left Overwatch. Sounds pretty much like a person that fullfilled his revenge and now had to deal with that empty feeling inside him that comes afterwards. Now the question is how much Jack the Ripper he was
>Now it's time for Genji to let 'er rip!
>>173191489
>>173191489
>>173192806
You have to do both all the time, sensei platinum
>>173192841
I ship it
>>173193832
Can't sorry. Roadhog already has a girlfriend.
Had a really terrible string of Capture the Flag matches. How do I deal with all this salt?
>Mei will never fart on your face
>>173194205
Good to know
>>173189530
Is that mercy? mercy had Longer hair in the comic I think thats a random healslut
>>173194257
>Is that mercy?
yes, she has shorter hair in comic
>>173193010
what about 76 who basically has that during his ult so you might get confused also
>everyone is basically (CANT WAKE UP)
would be cool desu
>>173189773
>We had privacy before trump
>>173194028
Nah, it's better to just translocate somewhere behind the backlines fast, deny a medkit, kill Ana/Mercy/Zen and throw the translocator in the middle of your team before someone else kills you.
You have team with healers playing with you, scrub. Don't deny their ult charge by going for medkits like an idiot
I want to punch Pharah right in the boob
>>173193832
Anything for Mistress
>>173194428
I wanna kiss her underboob
>>173194428
Kinda rude m8
>>173194428
Pharah is thicker than that
>>173194572
jesus shes so beautiful
YO FOLKS
WE COMPLETELY MISSED SOMETHING
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME, EVER, SINCE THE GAME HAS BEEN AROUND THAT MORRISON EVER CALLED HIM GABE AND NOT REYES, IN AND OUT OF GAME.
FIRST TIME.
>>173193010
Probably a stupid question, but how would that work with Zen? Would it be the slants or the nine circles?
WHY DO I KEEP GETTING THE SHIT TEAM EVERY GAME
I AM LITERALLY NOT DOING ANYTHING WRONG
30%+ HEALING CARDS EVERY GAME
BUT SHIT AND STUBBORN DPS FAGGOTS ARE COSTING ME EVERY FUCKING WIN
I FUCKING HATE PLAT IT'S A HELLHOLE
THIS GAME IS MAKING ME FUCKING MISERABLE I JUST WANTED TO HELP PEOPLE
>>173194671
Since when did helping people equate to winning?
>>173191489
>>173194427
Getting EMP in 30 seconds is more important than every single support ult in the game. The most efficient way of getting it is to hack mega, drop translocator, stealth in and kill a support (or just farm headshots off a tank), translocate back when you're low, EZ 30% charge. "Denying medkits" is fucking bush-league, and by your logic, feeding the enemy support charge.
If you think I'm a scrub you should watch one (1) stream of a top 500 Sombra.
>>173194781
I hope never get you on my team i hate you widowshitters so much holy shit go fucking kill yourself
>>173194671
Then play Ana or whip out that pistol, those plays ain't gonna make themselves.
>shrink her headbox
>either reduce Fortify's cooldown to 6 seconds or give her 100 Shield
I just want her to be good, and these small changes will help with that. Why is Blizzard so incompetent at making characters like how they say they'll be except for that bitch Ana?
>>173194781
but.. Widow is excellent on Dorado and garbage on 2/3 Illios maps. Is this bait?
>>173194671
competitive and SR is a fluke especially in a support role
climbed from 3000 to 3800 two days ago just by getting competent players for like ten games in a row
Pass into the iris
Anyone want to fag around on quick play or arcade? I'm not very good (2800 this season and finished 2950 last) but I want to try and get better with more than two heroes
>>173195074
Just hate those night maps. It might be good for snipers but I can't really aim so I don't get much out of it.
do you loose more sr at master? I think I just lost 92 sr from 1 loss.
>>173195220
>Expecting Chaika
>Get a big guy and JUST man
>>173195143
*fat d.va
>>173192101
You could add the Lucio Ball Stadium there, and Ecopoint Antarctica too.
My guess is that the next map will be Paris/France or Stockholm/Sweden.
>>173194781
Gotta say that chart is prettyhttps://clyp.it/kr1tltak
>>173195342
I shouldn't be aroused by this....
>>173195342
DELETE THIS!!!!!
>>173191576
>>173191849
>>173191946
>>173193940
>>173193995
Seems like that everyone hates hanamura
I like the theme of the map but its design is atrocious.
>>173195398
>Stockholm/Sweden
If I recall correctly Torbjörn is from Göteborg though
>>173195342
>mfw blackwatch genji
>tiddy out
>no weeb green colour hair
I'm going to have to husbando him at this rate
>>173191489
Why doesn't the game tell players if the team isn't diverse enough during the picking phase?
I'm sick of seeing so many CIS white men it's 2017 come on.
>>173195342
For what reason
>new comic out to tease upcoming event
>nothing but talk of how London and how they are pretty much cuckolds even so far in the future
>everyone is wearing really shitty Blue Overwatch outfits
>They even have extra stupid hats
>only decent looking character is Genji pre-cyborg suit
I really hope they didn't waste time creating all of those shitty Overwatch Uniforms.
Something ive never understood with game companies (and more) is why do they have such a close relationship with reddit and tumblr but not 4chan.
Since the nastiest stuff on the web is on reddit and tumblr.
>>173195823
Tumblr
>>173195672
Is this the first confirmation we've had that Genji was in Blackwatch
I mean it makes perfect sense but I don't think they've even hinted at that before
>>173195342
DELET
>>173195889
>pre cyborg
Hes clearly a cyborg.
>>173195079
I think that's literally it besides being carried by a group. Solo queue support is a fucking crapshoot
>>173195889
>They even have extra stupid hats
>Jeff said "no hats in OW" in response to a question about TF2 weeks ago
ALREADY BREAKING PROMISES
>>173196003
You know what I meant, before he got the full outfit
>>173192101
Reminder that Dorado is based on an Italian town. The team made a mistake and thought it was Mexican.
>>173188357
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2141730#search=Orisa
>>173196084
Mercy's chastity suit for him.
>>173195914
We only had the slightest hint to it with Sombra, basically that Genji used to operate under the codename "Sparrow"
>>173196142
seek help
>>173196136
>efi tiny black girl porn is in there
>>173196126
Haha the other geographical mistake I discovered in less than 30seconds of research is Orisas Megasoma beetle skins are named after American beetles not the African beetle.
>>173196136
>>173196228
T. Chu
>Jack was defending him, putting up with him, and even spoke good of him despite his shit flinging
>Ana shit on him the whole time
Jesus christ I hope this expanded upon. I don't want Ana to turn out to be a cranky bitch.
>>173195543
Is that listed somewhere? But yeah, France or Sweden are my guesses. Either a follow up to Bastion meeting Torbjörn, or some background for Widow.
>>173196384
>Jack "Lightning Mike" Morrison informs Tracer she is doing a suicide mission.
>>173196518
Quality post shit digger.
>>173196589
Zzzzzzzaaaaaappp
>>173195823
please do not bully the orientals
I take a three day break and suddenly I'm playing like absolute garbage.
>>173196202
>Be senteced to death by your own clan and "killed" by your brother
>Still use the nickname your father gave you as your codename
That's kinda sad.
so he just got cut in half by handsoap?
>>173195892
You can quantify their numbers on those other websites
>>173196202
>>173196772
Sparrow is an old nickname his father(?) used to call him before he got cyborged up
It's on the Sparrow skin description in the PTR
All the Sombra voice line implied is that she knew about that past not that it was his Blackwatch codename
>>173196874
U wot
>>173193394
>must have hit him with the dragons
>burn scars
>skin burned off
Hanzo took both his dragons and came out without a scratch
>>173196774
I've always wondered about cyborg body parts that look like they're heavily armored, like Genji's here. Can he feel sensation? How does he not trip over his own feet?
>>173196774
Nah, he just got hit with a scatter arrow.
>>173196879
I can't play PTR, I was about to accuse the other anon of being a headcanonfag, thanks senpai
>>173196774
Don't think so, I think a lot of that is synthethic skin that replaces the one he got burned off by Hanzo's dragon.
Also that body can't be the final design, because the glowing chest thing is right in the center on his finished design. Also less tubes.
It's like during his time with Overwatch he switched from Blackwatch to main branch agents and became less edgy in design as well.
>>173196943
Because they were fueled by his Ki or some shit maybe.
>>173191489
>>173196772
Genji uses a sparrow feather as his calling card
do you look at the profiles of teammates/enemies before a match
God damn this comic had so much shit to reinforce the best couple bros. Literally a laundry list of interactions.
>that flashback
>"Gabe"
>the fucking PICTURES, oh my fuck the pictures
It's really happening. It's really fucking happening!
>>173196448
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/torbjorn
>>173196974
The part where it merges with his skin looks so painful and uncomfortable, maybe he got used to it overtime?
>>173197192
Who the fuck as time for that. The only time I do it is when I notice someone being shit so I confirm if they are a deranking pos and report them.
>>173197192
Teammates for sure, I never want to pick someone they main because I'd have more confidence if they use a character they know how to use
>>173196774
Who is that on the right and why are they using Tracer's equipment?
>>173191489
I made this template btw, and I appreciate everyone who fills it out
>>173197189
Ah, that explains Angela having that feather in the Christmas comic.
Are Ana and Jack clinically retarded? Why would they continue to trust Reyes since he keeps lying about what is happening in BlackWatch?
so is the event next week some sort of pve mode that will give us some lore?
>>173197327
>stage
what the fuck is wrong with 'map'?
>>173197443
Maybe
>>173197216
Pence 76 better get a new legendary.
>>173197420
I thought it was clear that Ana doesn't and Jack is insistent on defending him.
>>173196774
>Genji titties
Mmmmmmmmmmm
>lose 300 SR simply due to bad matchmaking
Every game there was something
Shit stubborn players who wouldn't switch
Leavers
Tilters
Throwers
Smurfs
Children
Every game It. Was. Not. Me. That. Lost.
>>173197192
Nah since its almost always tilted teammates who never rely on their teammates to do their job who are always the ones doing it before a match even starts
>>173197420
I'm sure Reyes isn't the only one who did stuff "off the grid," which is probably one of the reasons he doesn't mind talking half-openly about it.
>>173192101
I want to see whatever thrown together towns are in the outback. Maybe even find out whatever junkrat found thats so valuable
>be blizzard
>create a game mode with multiple game modes within it
>do not create any stat tracking for said game mode whatsoever
>create the ability for there to be accounts to show high amounts of play time through level, but no actual recorded game play time and stats
are there any screenshots of this?
>>173197454
what the fuck is wrong with stage
>>173197443
Better question: when will we get a permanent PVE mode?
>>173197443
I hope its something like Talon henchmen raid a Overwatch base.
>>173197520
What's your rank? Were you queuing with others?
>>173197560
Stage is usually for fighting games
Map is usually for multiplayer shooters
>>173190842
>Meanwhile I still haven't played with a good Sombra since buff
>>173196136
>http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2141730#search=Orisa
thats the type of shit I like seeing
>ctf maps are more beautiful than regular maps
Game looks gorgeous in ctf
>>173197647
I find stage more appropriate for the KOTH maps.
How long do you think it'll take them before they start implementing skins like this?
>>173197560
The closest to a staging area are the spawn rooms
>>173197618
I started at 2850 today. Now I'm 2550. I solo queue, as support.
>>173191489
>>173197761
>alien winston
>>173186952
>>173197824
Lol last season I was 2440, now I'm at 1732 and dropping because of this fucking ranked trash.
>>173197538
I want to see more of the junkers in general
All we have is "they went through shit, they hate omics and muh treasure" but it seems like blizzard is heading in the right direction finally with this comic and upcoming event
>>173197761
>furry skins in Overwatch
>>173186952
Why are you people so obsessed with Pence?
>>173197454
>>173197647
I switched it. Map does sound a little better seeing as how they take place on different parts of the world.
>>173198042
underages love /pol/ memes
>>173197538
it'spictures of his friends are the orphanage
>>173198040
Is that some cross universe bleu
>>173198115
my autism is sated
>>173192101
>it's a little generic for shooters but brazil set around the favelas or whatever they are now,, it just makes for a colorful, interesting looking environment
>The moon base where the monkeys are at
>Modern Sydney
>Junker Territory
>>173198269
but how long until it hungers once more?
>>173198247
That's Whis.
what did they mean by this?
>>173197327
Cheers. The other one has a way too small resolution for me
>>173198481
Isnt that the girl one
>>173198492
Dance music uses a 4:4 beat
>>173198223
>hear ze enemy has a teleporteur every time i see odile
>tfw the loss streak is inevitable
>>173198564
Nah, but they look about the same anyway.
>>173198620
I've come to the conclusion I'm a fool to play support and expect my team to do their job
>>173198404
we'll just have to see
>do some 1v1
>first up its symmetra
>run into a room full of this faggots turrets
>next orisa
>he stands behind his barrier the entire time forcing one of us to suicide if we want to move to the next round
>then torbjorn and bastion
>builds a turret and sits in siege mode the entire match
how do these fuck knuckles imagine these games actually ending? are they just trying to bore everyone to death?
>>173196943
He maneuvered his dragons back at him, he didn't deflect them
>comp lasts 30 mins
>need 7 matches not to decay
>210 minutes = 3.5 hours a week
>14 hours a month
>>173191489
Too lazy for template
>Offense: Pharah
>Defense: Hanzo
>Tank: Rein/Hog
>Supp: Zen
Overall: Pharah
>Fav map: Ilios (well) or Eichenwalde
>Least fav map: Oasis
>Least used: Reaper
>Fav ult: Probably Mei's
>>173199514
You're supposed to enjoy playing the videogame.
If it's a chore to you don't play it.
If you want to wave that big far masters or whatever e-dick around, you need to put in the effort.
>>173199217
That's why I dont play 1v1. Until they start banning those champs it's pointless
>>173199630
I can't enjoy it when you call me a faggot and force me to do it
>>173199630
This so much. Some people I play with don't understand you have to have fun before anything else.
>>173199535
>anon has no waifu/husbando
>>173199829
I am still gladly taken by Trundle from League tyvm :3
>romi park as pharah
>>173199767
>fuck you dad I do what I want!
>>173199873
>anon already married
Now that is loyalty.
>finally got my Golden hammer for Reinhardt
>no longer have to play Ranked
best fucking feeling
See you faggots later, enjoy your hellhole
>Tfw realizing that Sombra hack/ult fucks Rein like no other
I mean I should have known that but still
>>173199907
>to do
>pay hoa dues
>health insurance
>verizon
>gas bill
>play overwatch
>>173200041
>golden hammer
>reinhardt
worst height old man
What will Widowmaker's skin be, since we know she's getting one after this event?
>>173200041
>never play competitive
>think shiny golden guns are cool but have never felt compelled to go to ranked for one
feels ok man
>>173200070
hack a tracer for free fan mail
>>173200191
Lingerie
>>173200210
coming from someone who just finished with that shit slog, it's really not worth it.
you've made the right decision
>>173199630
>play almost exclusively QP
>frequent play people between diamond and top 500
>anon why don't you play comp
>I don't think its fun
>but its fun anon, 100% better than QP
>hear these stories of people fucking around because of aspergers syndrome throwing games left and right at all ranks
>people actually start hating the game because of playing 'competitive'
>playing outside the meta is highly ill advised until some uber pro top 500 player does it then everyone rides his cock saying it was always meta
>the ranking system is forked in S3
>say all this and they call me scaredycat
>>173200210
I like silver more than gold, I think I'm good too
>>173200041
You're a free man lad.
>>173200191
She's getting a negligee on Tuesday
>>173200332
I wish
[Spoiler] Diamond[/spoiler] [Spoiler] Guns[/spoiler]
>tfw you consistently outsnipe their widow as 76
>>173200591
>[Spoiler] Diamond[/spoiler] [Spoiler] Guns[/spoiler]
hello newfriend
>>173200591
nice post you got there, m8
Why is she so perfect?
>>173200661
Just is
whos the best player who comes on /vg/?
Do you guys have any cute/sexy pictures of Mei? Preferably chubby ones
BLIZZARD FUCKING NERF SYMMETRA'S BEAM ALREADY
REEEEEEE
>>173200770
E N U M B R E
>>173200770
everyone, apparently.
>>173200789
give her a shock rifle and she'll instantly become my most played hero.
>>173200210
>Have a golden gun for Soldier
>Never use it because I like his smoke skin too much
>>173200770
Shadowburn
Assuming you can go by the comic you've possibly got six heroes getting new skins which means there's still six more to dish out. Widowmaker will be getting one so that leaves five more and remember that not every possible skin you saw in the Halloween comic made it in-game.
>>173200783
I would post, but last time I did something like that I got a three day vacation
>>173199217
Did he beat you?
>>173200435
None of that shit matters until you're atleast diamond (and even then there's still plenty of room to outplay the enemy team). Play what you like in comp and don't worry about it
>>173200783
how about futa chubby ones?
>>173200789
>getting beat by a hero you can outrange
>>173189461
this post is the dumbest fucking thing i have read all fucking year
of course it's fucking different
it's in the fucking past
a past that we have little fucking information about
and in between the fucking past and now is a period of time that we, again, have little fucking information about
so of course it's fucking different
>>173201002
Wait, did Mercy actually have that red armband?
>>173200789
Why do you struggle against your fate?
>Route 66
>ATTACK
>Torbjorn
>teammates with obnoxious pothead voice complains before the match even starts
>make it very clear that I don't like their tone but willing to switch heroes :^)
>"Hanzo, at your service."
>tells everyone to report me for throwing
>MEGA KILL!
>2 - 0
>Your report was successfully received.
>Your report was successfully received.
>flickshot Mercy
>it's a headshot
>kill Zarya
>I'm going for the Toblerone!
>RYUGA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU!
>Double Kill!
>enemy teammate all caps that I aimbotted
Hit the subscribe button below.
So young McCree skin soon?
>>173201149
>teammates with obnoxious pothead voice complains
Honestly I'm more willing to work with the 10 year olds that don't like my hero choices than the 19 year old college faggot stoned out of his gourd telling me in his nasally voice that I need to change to the meta
I noticed both Ana and Jack have a thing for photos
>>173201149
Haha you sure showed them by having a lucky game!
>>173201149
is this what life is like in plat
>>173201337
The photos thing is odd. Ana seems to be the one who likes taking them while Jack likes holding onto photos. But I think its just particular ones.
It goes without saying that it's pretty odd you carry about a picture of the man you're trying to kill and who supposedly tried to kill you.
And better yet... when will he notice it's missing?
I-I finally did it anons, I reached masters!
>>173201341
>lucky
I like to think my aiming has gotten better. But yes, I also think I was lucky.
>>173201450
>Platinum
My teammates were Platinum. I am mid-Gold
>the "Platinum" pothead dumps on me for being Gold
>tries to apologize after we win
>was haranguing me about someone needing to kill Pharah
>killed her several times to my own surprise
>>173199873
>bota
>in MY /owg/
LOL
>>173201728
congrats, anon. what's your secret?
>>173201729
>just realized this Play of the Game starts immediately after I killed Pharah
She was about to murder me and decided she should finish me off and follow into the tunnel. Scattershot saw to it she didn't even make it past the mouth.
>Playing Zen with shield gen and torb armour
NOW TO STRIKE
>>173201879
Please stop blogposting mr pro hanzo
>>173201552
Maybe it's a reflection of there personalities? Ana likes creating new experiences while Jack likes holding onto old ones. I think it's cute they had an interest in common. Reyes probably made fun of him for it while Ana encouraged it.
>>173201849
Generally a positive attitude and trust the teammates.
I main Rein, so it's limited how much I can carry.
>>173201997
>Reyes probably made fun of him
I doubt it. Despite Gabe's shit flinging and sassy remarks Jack still spoke highly of him and felt nostalgic enough to pull out an old photo.
So from I've seen Orisa is a bad solo tank but an excellent partner tank. Who does she partner up best with? Can she substitute Reinhardt when you have Zarya, Winston, D. Va, or Roadhog as well?
>>173201990
>The Dragon is sated.
No, fuck you. I'm on a victory high right now.
>>173202076
Well not in a rude way just in a teasing friendly banter way.
>>173201990
No please let him continue I'd love to hear all about his amazing 2500 SR game.
>>173202024
I main Reinhardt too, but I get tilted too easily. I'll try to be more positive then
>>173202095
Depends on the map, she can solo on defense on some maps but for a lot of them she'll need to duo with Rein to get through a choke on attack
>>173202328
So she's best on Defense and pushing with Rein?
>>173202165
I wish we could have seen friendly banter between Gabe and Jack. I suppose we'll see it eventually. It was nice to see some with Jack and Ana. I also like the fact that despite the fighting its suggested they were still on good terms in some respect. Jack trusted him till the end it seems.
>3500 used to be top 5% in season 2
>It's now only top 13%
should I stop paying attention to master overwatch or has the bell curve just moved a whole lot since I last played?
>>173202405
I noticed her shield makes Reins last longer so she synergistically buffs Rein in a way. She can also cockblock enemy reins charge
>>173202426
Well this was during the fall of Overwatch. Judging by all the negative press. So Jack was stressed and their friendship had probably begun to fray.
Also if the end was the Swiss HQ then explosion then I doubt Jack still trusted him after the insubordination mentioned in Fading Glory.
>>173202405
Best on defense paired with Bastion/Torb, anyways, I'd say
>>173202512
Those sites are always going to be skewed. Look at last season and how, if you went by current SR, only 8% of the game's population was above 3k at any single time.
>>173202573
It sounds like we're in the thick of the blackwatch scandal mentioned in Fading Glory though.
>>173202692
That makes me feel better. Had to drag my way back to masters from low diamond yesterday since I haven't played since season 3 placements.
>>173201728
Jeez how much SR did you get for that win?
>>173202512
Plat used to encompass way too many players in S2. Blizzard just flattened out the bell-curve in Season 3, meaning more people got in ranks lower and higher than platinum.
Plus, those sites are a bit skewed - there are way more low SR players in the actual player pool than on stat tracking sites. The higher SR players will be more inclined to view their progress on these sites, and is close to 1-to-1 than for low SR players.
Finally decided to try out some competitive, finished the placement matches and ended up at 1270, still in Bronze but close to silver.
Was that a good result for those 10 matches?
>>173201728
I'm gonna beat your ass
>>173202553
>pop her barrier in front so our Rein can Firestrike and recharge his barrier without worry
>pop it to the sides and back to cover us while advancing behind Rein
>pop it when his breaks and Fortify to body-block attacks if necessary
>pop fortify when enemy Rein tries to Charge, more often than not he splats against me
>Halt! enemy Rein into the air so our Rein can Earthshatter with impunity
>provide the best non-Bastion cover/suppression fire for Rein while we march to the point
The only way Orisa could be better is if Reinhardt could ride her into battle.
>>173202987
Not really, no. But you'll get better anon, I believe in you!
>>173202987
Not really, but if you have any mechanical skill you'll get out of there very quickly
>>173202573
>mercy says jack and gabe's relationship changed 20+ years ago and the tension became more pronounced as time went on
>said people prayed to stay out of the cross fire
>absolutely none of this has been evident in the comics
>>173201337
Minute Man Reinhardt when?!
>>173202692
They get more skewed the higher you go. 3900 on masteroverwatch is displayed as being in the 94th percentile, when in reality you're somewhere between high 98th - low 99th.
>>173202987
I am more than 3 times better than you
>>173203167
Uhhh, did you miss the sassy statue line?
I'm still trying to figure out why Omnics in this lore are entitled to rights, or are even seen as equals
>they are built by machines, and can't procreate
>are built specifically to assist with day-to-day tasks at first
>tried to wipe out humanity, lost, then try to play the "not all omnics"
And holy shit, did this comic try to juxtapose the modern day muslim rapefugees to the Omnics?
>>173203107
>>173203117
Oh, shit.
Yeah I had a really rough time in those placement matches. I play usually support since when we play anything else I usually get paired with a team who doesn't consider the concept of having a healer on it.
Still did good, a lot of gold medals other than heal ones went my way, but in terms of w/l only went 1-9.
>>173202873
Like 72, I was on a pretty big winning-spree.
>>173203001
Please don't
>>173203320
That line is nothing close to a cross fire people pray to stay out of or a relationship that nobody could mend.
>Main Mercy
>Get a 30% healing card
>Get bitched at about not healing.
Why? I'm doing my best dammit!
>>173203351
Omnics have always been a thinly veiled metaphor for rapefugees.
>>173203436
>72
Must've been one hell of a streak
>play quickplay for the first time in ages
>Lijjiang Tower
>try and make a basketI've prestiged 3 times but never scored a basket
>miss, move to the second one
>Rein knocks it over and does the uproarious emote
>he leaves the game
I lol'd and wondered if quickplay is always like this
>>173203418
>1-9
Yeah that'll do it. But it's really easy to climb out of there; a few wins will push you into Silver. And if you always go Support, that should be easy.
>win 1 ranked game
>lose the next 3
>repeat
how do i stop this?
>>173202987
Hey fellow Bronze bro. It's bad down here. Real bad. Don't do what I did and play only Genji.
>>173203709
Win more instead of losing.
>>173203351
Because life is precious, whether organic or mechanical. If the creature or object has attained consciousness and is sapient, its considered to have rights.
>And holy shit, did this comic try to juxtapose the modern day muslim rapefugees to the Omnics?
No, but it just happens that we've reached a certain point in life where machines can have AI that's practically sapient. And that they, like us(although not as hard-coded), can be programmed to do things.
>>173203450
Ok, get this, what if... just what if....what....if before the fallout Jack and Gabe were inseparable and then it devolved into what we see now. What if.... follow me here... we are seeing the extent of how bad it was?
>>173203463
>Pick Mercy in comp
>Miss someone in a panic rez
>He goes autist apeshit and screams that I'm a retard
>Swaps to Bastion and Sym
>Throws himself off cliffs
>Go from a 2-0 lead to a loss
man
how am I supposed to improve if people act like this
I haven't even been doing comp an hour
Today marks the first day I got a ton of hate from people.
>Mercy why didn't you rez? You're fucking awful
>Orisa didn't work followed by some guy singing "Anon is a fucking scrub"
I know SR doesn't mean much but I'll be dated before I let Master play talk shit to me, in Top 500
>>173203849
Fuck off Zenyatta
>>173203709
I'm told you should pick an Offense/Defense hero to climb.
Personally I've stopped caring and just play for fun.
>>173203574
Like 8 matches, it was quite a ride.
>>173203739
You play on a laptop or something?
>>173203165
Position well.
Get REALLY good at clicking heads
>>173203626
Okay, thanks for the words of encouragement fellow anon.
>>173203931
I play on a laptop and I'm about to reach Dimond.
>>173203931
No
>>173203798
i'm trying, my dude, i really am
>always pick last to fill whatever the team needs
>we do good in the 1st round
>enemy team goes berserk in the 2nd round
>lose
>>173203886
Whenever people do this I prefer them and then proceed to do the same thing they did. Feels good being good and not giving a shit about ranks.
>>173203873
>the extent of how bad it was
If a sassy one-liner about a statue is all Chu can come up with to show that then he's even worse than I thought. We haven't seen anything that comes close to what Mercy described but considering Chu retconned something he claimed was correct two weeks ago I wouldn't be surprised if he's just going to discard stuff.
Why doesn't Infra-sight reveal turrets
>>173203165
GET GUD GET LMAOBOX
>Its another "Guy picks widowmaker and spends the whole game getting slaughtered by Pharah or outsniped by Hanzo" episode
>>173203165
What the shit is that monster
>>173204137
Because turrets aren't alive
>>173203981
Shit moves too fast. By the time I line up a shot they're out of sight. I dunno how to consistently get body shots let alone hit the tiny head hitbox. Also if I get a kill or two someone on the other team ALWAYS switches to Winston and spends the rest of the game jumping on top of me.
>>173204254
But infra-sight simply shows heat signatures.
>>173204216
Widowmaker with her clothes off
>>173204306
>use infrasight at Anubis
>entire screen turns red
THE WOLF
HUNTS
FOR ITS PREEYYYYAWOOOOOOOOO
>Tfw support player and seeing the enemy team actually help their support deal with flankers
>>173200661
Good genetics.
>>173204545
How can Pharah be beautiful when Ana is old?
>>173204584
Exactly
>>173204129
>Chu retconned something he claimed was correct two weeks
Ok what is it so I can tell you you're wrong.
>>173204535
Why is Hanzo such much fun?
>MERCY REZ ME
>MERCY HEAL ME
>MERCY YOU SUCK
>MERCY WHY DO YOU DIE SO MUCH
why is comp so mean none of you would pick healers I'm trying my best
>>173187475
>seems like the lazy basterd didn't do anything useful
He won them the Omnic Crisis when he was commander, then got demoted. I'd start acting like a petty bitch too if it happened to me.
>>173204693
Just play better you slut.
>>173200783
>>173204670
>ptr hero gallery says morrison enlisted after the omnic crisis
>chu says this is wrong and fading glory is right in that he joined before the crisis started
>comic today says that he joined because of the crisis
>>173204847
I can't play better unless I practice :(
>>173204670
Fuck off Chu's advocate.
>>173204682
>playing mystery heroes for boxes
>get hanzo on defense for volskaya
>randomly get a triple kill hitting enemy tracers in the shins with tree trunks
>>173191489
>Offense: Sombra
>Defense: Mei
>Tank: D.Va
>Support: Ana
>Main: Ana
>Fave Stage: King's Row
>Hated Stage: Temple of Anubis
>Waifu: Younger Ana
>Least Used: Zenyatta
>Fave Ultimate: "Nerf This"
What are some red flags for you in competitive?
>Team pushes top left in Numbani, gets wiped, then tries the exact same thing again
>>173205012
>Someone locks Orisa
>>173205012
no heroes selected during the first 5 secs is the biggest red flag
might as well throw
>>173205012
>What are some red flags for you in competitive?
"traveling to volskaya industries"
I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF PLAYING ANA
I JUST WANT TO PLAY ZEN
SOMEONE ELSE PICK HER FUUUUUUUUCK
>>173204902
Anyone else here play this game on PS4? Wouldn't mind finding some people to group up with regularly.
>>173205105
Is Orisa shit? I tried giving her a god but it didn't really work. I couldn't tell if it was just my teams being shit and not giving me the support I needed or she's just bad. Her toolkit seems really limited and I find it hard to utilize her ult
>>173205012
Someone picks Tracer
And its almost always on defense
>>173204902
>omnics attacked when Jack was in training
>Chu says yes
>Morrison repeats this in the comic
The fucking is wrong with you? Do you have no reading perception?
>>173205263
And you're is worse. There is no fucking retcon.
>Mercy is worse than Ana in every way
>Hate playing Ana
>No one else ever picks a healer
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>disable team voice
>disable team chat
>disable match chat
>game is enjoyable again
really makes you think
>>173204584
>>173204649
I bet the Amaris arefucking wild in bed.
>>173204902
>I don't give a fuck about any of this, I better just tweet something back so I can go back to eating ramen and jerking off to Mercy/Genji NTR
>>173205458
>Play competitive
>Some autist demands you use voice chat
>They deliberately throw the game when you tell them no
>Roadhog can hook turret mode Bastion
Why is this ok?
>>173205462
Pharah has fucked her mom? Nice.
>>173205558
This happened pretty often and put me off competitive play permanently
>>173205282
Where Rein can solo tank, Orisa cannot. She needs to be paired with other tanks, such as D.va or Winston or Rein, I feel. Her RMB is quite good, though, so long as you have someone who can capitalize on it, such as Widowmaker or better yet Junkrat or Pharah, for splash. Otherwise It's little more than an annoyance.
This is just from what I've observed.
>>173205439
Here, I'll spell it out for you because your face is so far in Chu's taint you can't even read. If they attacked when he was ALREADY in training then he couldn't have joined because of the Omnic Crisis because it hadn't started yet.
>>173205735
I want to fuck Orisa
>>173205282
She's far from shit, but she does need more support than the other tanks, especially healing and someone to watch for flankers. The best way to use Supercharger is to place it out of the way in a spot where the enemy would have to get through you to get to it but also has LoS to you and your teammates, like a dead end or behind a corner.
>>173205823
She's so cute. I haven't gotten around to looking up any porn, but I like when people draw her with big, saggy tits.
>>173205818
Welp, you got me there. I guess Chu's writing isn't so perfect after all.
>>173206007
What the fuck is wrong with you
>>173205823
>>173206007
Dropped image.
>>173206007
She's got some good porn, but not nearly enough
>>173206007
>big saggy tits
Great taste my man
>>173205635
Let's be fair, who wouldn't fuck Pharah's mom?
>>173205885
I reckon she should have 100 extra HP, or reduce the cooldown or extend the duration of Fortify.
>>173206218
Only Old Ana
Young ana fuckers need not apply
>>173206218
Reaper and Soldier 76 apparently
>>173206328
>implying they didnt spitroast her nightly and there friendship ended because they argued over who got to fuck which end.
>>173202987
Nope. But how do you get to carnegie hall? Practice!
>tfw you will never take Orisa on a date
>tfw you will never marry Orisa
>*Teleports behind you
>*Hacks you
>"Nada de personal, nino"
Why is Sombra the best character?
>>173206423
y bully
>>173205818
The omnic crisis was happening before he joined. It was happening while he was training. It was happening while he was in SEP. All of this is implied and I don't know why you can't figure that out.
>>173206053
You aren't me you stupid turd. You're more dead brained than him.
>>173206463
She's cute and cheeky and has small boobs
>>173206463
Do you think Sombra likes hacking into personal devices so she can get provocative images?
>Sombra will never hack into your porn folder so she can find out what you're into and please you better in bed
>>173206463
>jp sombra
its so good but I miss the mexican accent
>>173206553
what that ass do tho?
>>173206463
>>173206553
You know, I didn't think it was possible for a character to have a worse hairstyle than Zarya. Sombra has proven me wrong
>>173206553
Great ass though
making friends online
>>173206740
I don't like cyberpunk either but Sombra's cute curls grew on me like a fungus
>>173206734
>>173206769
Yes I said that, she's cheeky
As in she has a great pair of asscheeks
>>173206235
100 Shield would greatly help buffer her health. Either that or lowering Fortify's cooldown to 6 seconds. Orisa's biggest problem is that she's THE squishiest tank, even compared to Zarya and D. Va, since Zarya has her regenerating shield and D. Va has a ton of health and Defensive Matrix.
>>173206802
koreans are cute
they also don't throw matches which makes them highly superior to their western counterparts
Is blackwatch genji going to be the new Oni?
Sombra is manic pixie edgelord b8.
>>173206526
Answer me one question, how old do you think Morrison currently is?
I want Mei to sit on my face after she's been working out all day
>Over 70 hours put into this game
>I'm still not good at it, at all
:/
>>173207251
>Mei
>Exercising
>Ever
Why do you think she's such a fatass?
>>173207253
Important question.
Is this literally your first FPS?
>>173206526
>>173205818
>>173205439
>nitpicking this stupid shit
You might as well be arguing about whether or not his carpet matches the drapes
>>173206802
Kek
>>173201002
Am I the only one who thinks these skins are ugly? Mercy has a bad haircut, stay-puft marshmallow hat, and a skin nearly identical to existing outfits.
Torb already has a blue skin.
Tracer's hat makes her look like a stewardess
Rein's is alright, but he's bordering on transformer and power ranger.
Was her dad ripped?
>>173207394
I just want her thicc ass to be nice and sweaty
>>173207253
But I bet you're better than when you started
>tfw loot boxes will actually be supply drops this time around
>>173207513
I reckon they'll look better ingame, the artwork is just really crap in this comic.
>>173203172
Not soon enough
>>173207578
Doesn't seem like it or he didn't keep it up if he ever was.
>>173207513
>bad haircut
Remove yourself, dyke-cut lovers need to be gassed
>>173207578
Does she have bigger tits than her mom?
>>173207665
Is that her dad though? He looks more like military than "a public servant"
>>173207779
It's the panel Chu had in the background when he was talking about her parents so I'd assume so.
>>173207739
Hard to tell
>>173207845
Dayum, I didn't notice it.
>>173187294
His regular skin is blondie...
Let's play a gameThink of a heroNow think of another heroSwap their nationality
Are they better that way?
>>173208034GenjiHanzo
Yes anon, the difference is massive.
>>173208126
>Genji is now a weeb and Hanzo is now a super weeb
You are correct.
>>173208034
>Lucio and Mercy
I don't know what to say
>>173207403
yeah...
>>173207597
A little. I know I'm not improving how I should, though, because I pick the easier characters. If I pick the harder ones everyone gets mad because I'm bad at them
>one thread awhile ago
>'why does anyone pick support it just drags the game on longer'
>me: 'why do you breathe, you just live longer'
>>173207712
Current mercy has great hair, this bob-cut is just ugly and says "I'm trying to become a single mom". Nothing about it is dykey.
> tfw mowing down Orisa with whole hog when she fortifies
God damn that's funny
>>173208034
Reinhardt
D.va
>upgrade
Korean Reinhardt
German D.va
>fuck go back
Fix him
>>173208034
> Dva
> reaper
No thanks, I don't like pregnant girls
>>173208296
>current Mercy has great hair
"no"
>>173207634
I'm a little surprised more people haven't commented on the shitty art in this comic.
>>173208034
Now, Do this, butswap their personalities too
not gonna lie, most recent comic made me super horny for gabe
So boys andtraps
how many credits have you saved for the event? im at 8500 ish now.
>>173187294
Default skin
>>173208429
The brushstrokes are way too solid in most places, it looks like a pastel painting with no pastels.
>>173208262
You're gonna spend a whole hell of a lot more than 70 hours getting good.
>>173208429
>looks at pic
>reads
>'shitty art in this comic'
>looks at pic again
>zooms in
fuck man if this is shitty art what is good
>>173208489
whos the artist?
>>173208489
>a man ignoring his duties and insulting his friends is attractive
Gay people make no sense.
>>173208571
Pic isn't from the new comic. Have you even seen the new comic?
>>173208490
fuck i hadn't even thought of that
I spent all my 22 lootboxes on orisa's releasei actually got absolutely nothing for her out of the lootboxes, ended up buying the Carbon Fiber and OR15 skins
but other than that I have some work to do.
>>173208262
Breh I've got almost 1000 and I'm still only Masters
>>173208429
What else is there to say besides it's shit.
>>173208590
midnight-ufficio
>>173208604
>a blue sniper has the most fem OW porn by far
it's all about the fat ass shots anon, don't be dumb
>>173208604
the mean ones always pound ass the best
>>173208034
>Reinhardt and Tracer
Fuck yes, a pommy Reinhardt and a sprekingneinbührger Tracer would be hilarious.
>>173208650
Why read it when it's probably shit?
I just want matching uniforms across different heroes in-game for once.
guys I can't stop playing junkrat
what's wrong with me
>>173208702
Loot boxes are determined when you get them not when you open them. so if you got 22 before she was patched in you had no chance of getting anything anyway
>>173191489
I really don't like any of the defense heroes.
>>173208650
Where do Zarya's pecs end and her boobs begin?
>>173208839
You're having fun
>>173208807
>Why read it when it's probably shit?
>inb4 actual comments about it being shit but you should read it anyway
>>173208753
>10 million jokes about Tracer going back in time to kill or save Hitler
mein gott we were spared
>>173208741
thanks :]
>>173208839
Can't blame you; he's extremely fun.
Stickybomb jumps are the best thing in any video game.
>>173208872
the great questions of life
>>173208736
>>173208807
It was on the cusp of being interesting; something almost happened, and there was almost something lore wise happening. Its like the writers of the walking dead are writing for blizz
>>173207653
Why you do this to me...
is coecret ever going to update again?im hoping she can pull this comic back from an early grave
>>173208839
Everybody has their Junkrat phase. Hopefully you'll grow out of it
>>173209116
? She updated super recently
Something about her art style is unsettling though
I wish it was more about sucking dick and less about admitting love, Gabe and Jack feel weird being romantic unless it's got sexual undertones
they're too intense
Hey does somebody have that image of Mei getting punched in the face thanks
>>173208839
He's very fun to play
t. former tribes 2 player
>>173208868
kill yourself with all this edge.
>>173209116
Worst writing I have ever read. Rubbish art too.
>wait 2 minutes in que
>join a game where we win in 3 minutes
>everyone leaves because imbalanced teams
>sit in que for 2 more minutes
>enter game
>sent back to que 4 seconds later
>wait another minute
>join game with a bunch of new accounts
>get fucking rolled
>process repeats, alternating between rolling and getting rolled
"Our matchmaking designer is a genius" - Jeff Kaplan 2016
>>173197327
This is literally me
minus the shit waifu
>>173208868
>Reaper main
interesting. care to explain why friend?
>>173209251
>Reaper mains are edgy
How original.
>>173209102
No reason
>>173208907
'Hey Tracer, if you can travel through time why not stop terrorist attacks or world wars?' *gasp* 'why can't go back and kill hitler to prevent world war 2 would you?'
'Zat is not how it verks!' (that is not how it works)
'well how does it work then?'
'all i can do iz go back trwee zeconds and blink! Zhe chronal accelerator can't process travelling any farzher zhan zat!'
>>173209354
>Reaper mains are ironically kawaii
Kill yourself even harder.
>>173209196
its been a couple days and she was updating almost once a day. im just annoyed with the overdrawn-out flashbacks. they take too long and dont provide development
>>173209385
Damnit anon you're making me want this more and more.
>>173209314
He's fun. Sort of reminds me of the Doom/Halo style of shooters and I like that.
He's not that great now considering Soldier and several other heroes are stronger but he's fun. Thats all there really is to it.
>>173209430
I'm not the one wielding the edge here anon. You should probably go see a doctor.
>>173208262
Just practice all the characters in quick play a lot. Don't even pay attention to the character difficulty, it doesn't mean shit on an individual basis. Try all the characters and you'll not only learn what works for you, but you'll get better overall. That's what I do, and I'm not amazing, but I can fill any role and push the objective with a decent team.
>>173191489
And since people were posting it last time this chart came up, 22/m/bi
>>173209447
I didn't spell check, so if you're looking for a writer don't look at me.
>>173208262
>>173209504
Or just muck around in the training area or AI mode until you get a grasp of what everyone can do
>previews for other possible skins this event
>still no word on what Widow's will be
So fucking thirsty for that Blue. But at least we have a cute Tracer skin.
>want to play pharah but im pure shit with her
O-Oh well
>>173209575
This is how I learned to play D.va, Roadhog, Lucio and any character that either doesn't have to aim or does a lot of damage.
And how I learned to playRein
>>173209618
just wait for the cinematic ;}
>genji only has his head and half of his upper body
im pretty sure hanzo just struck him down, not send him midway into a woodchipper
>>173209618
Tracers bodysuit training skin looks cool. I love bodysuits
>>173209385
>Danke luv! Ze blitzkrieg is here!
>>173209636
Just do it
>>173209479
Fair enough, I can respect that decision. I too am tired of 76 being arguably the strongest hero in the game and has no effective counters unlike other heroes.
Have some art
>>173209636
>shit with pharah
>still have the most badass skin + highlight intro
fucking end me
>Genji
>virtue signals Hanzo and urges him to choose sides sooner or later
>tfw Genji was a Blackwatch degenerate
pffft, I bet it was Blackwatch's fault Overwatch got bad rep from the PM of Japan.
>>173209636
>>want to play pharah but im pure shit with her
Never stopped me from playing Widowmaker
>>173209691
Yes, people know that now. They didn't before when the only confirmed human parts were a half of a face
>>173209618
>tfw Tracer will never have a cheerleader skin
>>173209618
>Yet ANOTHER event where Tracey will get not one but TWO skins
/our girl/ can do no wrong
>>173209636
go in the training range and start practicing there
watch Valkia's tutorials and videos as well
a good Pharah can be devastating
>>173209636
>pharah main
>sometimes have 4 players swapping trying to counter me after I lay waste to them
goddamn it this is infuriating
>>173209713
>reinhardt and mercy
Oh, I guess we have a swiss reinhardt and a genderswapped medic from team fortress.
>>173209783
>tfw new skin soon
>>173209720
I will once I hit masters.It can only go down from there
Look at my friends!
>>173209732
That Soldier buff in Season 3 was so fucking random too. Like, I can't for the life of me think why Jeff thought "Lets make a relatively balanced hero just powercreep the fuck out of everything in a single patch."
and thank you for the art.
>>173209575
>training area or AI mode
That gets boring after a couple of hours though. It's way too easy. Anyone that's been playing for a few dozen hours should be able to jump into a QP match with a new character. Hell, I've had shitters in QP just run around and emote around the enemy team because "they just wanted to have fun lol". As long as you try, you can't be worse than that.
>>173209896
His pick rate was in the shitter for months in pro tournaments and Jeff has made it clear they pay attention to that sort of thing. Right now they're looking at reducing his damage.
>Seventy-six is somebody who we've balanced back and forth quite a number of times. He's very dominant right now, and he's very prevalent in the meta, but we don't think he's too far off. If anything, maybe his damage is a little too high. I would hate to knock 76 back so far that he drops out of the meta. We need to be really careful with these things, because the littlest tweak can really change, not only the actual balance, but even worse is the perceived balance. Player perception of what's viable or not is actually more important than what is actually viable right now or not, and once players decide something like, "76 is useless, we won't play him any more", that's more devastating than anything else. We need to be careful, not only about the actual balance, but then the perceived balance.
>>173209843
>watch Valkia's tutorials and videos as well
shame the guy is a cunt. good player though
>>173208247
BIG
BRAZILIAN
A S S
>>173209814
>comes with a unique voice line that will play during gameplay where she cheers out her name
Give me a T!
Give me a R!
Give me a A, C E R!
What's that spell? Tracer!
>>173196774
Probably. My best guess is Hanzo destroyed his organs from fatal hits. The exposed torso might just be a desing choiceAlso, it gives a nice contrast to Hanzo's design.
>>173209861
I'm pretty pissed they didn't steal more of Medic's lines from TF2.
I want to hear Mercy calling people schweinhunds and dummkopfs.
>>173210007
What? He seems nice and humble
>>173209636
Here's a pro strat for getting good at PharahPlay Junkrat instead and mine jump everywhere. You're harder to hit and the cooldown on your mine is 8 seconds as opposed to 10 for Pharah's jump jet. Sure he cant hover but hovering is death. Furthermore his ult doesn't require you to expose yourself to the enemy team
>>173209798
but still, unless hanzo straight up did that Ruroni Kenshin sword strike through his entire abdominal region to genji, he should still have ~60% of his body, unless he willingly had them removed
>>173210003
>His pick rate was in the shitter for months in pro tournaments and Jeff has made it clear they pay attention to that sort of thing.
Yeah well there are other heroes who have the same problem but I don't see them get changed.
Adding to that our data differs from blizzard's intern data so we don't know what they're talking about at times
>Hanzo literally cut his brother down from behind
No wonder he seeks honor
>>173208429
We already commented on how Tracer looks like shit
>>173209859
>having 4 people swap to counter you in specific
>if your team is semi-competent they can lay waste to the other two and kill off the 4 focused on killing you
>>173209636
What if the helmet for that skin was replaced with something like this?
I think it looks operator Af in everything but that.
>>173209783
>Shit with character
>Decide to play character on a whim
>Get 3 gold medals and POTG
Anyone else know this feel? I felt it yesterday with Genji
>>173209950
You use them to learn what a hero does anon, not how to master them
Jesus, has anybody ever spent more than an hour in the training area?
>>173210086
Could be something like that. Maybe he wasn't getting played much across the different ratings in addition to tournaments. Junkrat is never fucking picked in tournaments but I'm guessing he's extremely common for most of the population's games.
>>173210064
Not in the case of Widowmaker's; it's really easy to track a mine jumping Junkrat's trajectory and gun him down.
>>173210108
Everyone does, even Rein's excellent hair. Is vg an 18+ board? I have a few more OW images that I'd like to post, but bans are bad for life.
>>173210051
I was about to type something out like
>'but, she's not german, she's swiss, it doesn't make sense for a swiss person to speak german'
but it would make sense for her to learn to speak other languages to communicate to others.
>>173207204
Oh you're the faggot that doesn't understand that the omnic crisis happened OVER 30 years ago. Gotcha. You also don't understand that we don't know his age now. We only know he was 18 when he started training. That's it. For all we know he's older than Ana for fuck sakes.
fucked up desu
>>173201149
You unironically make me proud.
>>173210152
Sometimes you click with heroes right off the bat even though you've never thought of playing them beforeI had this with Lucio, and now and then I get people praising me. I like playing him very much but sometimes you just don't want to because everyone else is complaining about ''lol 0 healers? gg'' usually from hanzo's or genji's
>>173210286
The whole website is 18+, anon
>>173210286Ban evasion is really easy anon, you can remove them in like a minute if you know the way
Or you can post the 18+ images to a pink board and link us there.
Upgrading heroes
What if Mercy could turn her staff into a damaging spear and she could charge.
What if Reaper was given smoke grenades to hide himself.
List upgrades you would like to see or could be interesting.
>>173191489
Who wants to pay for decent art when you're about to get loads of money next week.
>>173210279
Thats assuming that the enemy team has a Widowmaker, and that the Widowmaker can actually aim
>>173210474
Thats a cool skin. Young Tracer skin?
>>173210474
the art has more attention to detail than most modern dc/marvel comics
>>173210182
I have, but only when I started.
There's not that many attacks to learn for any character, and you'll learn faster if you have to apply those abilities in a dynamic situation. Even if you can't don't know how to use all the character's abilities right away.the basics are still mostly the same.
I guess you could practice against AI, but they're so predictable it doesn't really prepare you for an actual game.
Personally I practiced with about 5-6 characters in training, and I learned how to play the rest in QP matches
>>173210560
I'd really prefer it over that shit she's wearing at the end.
>>173210474
Tracer's jawline like Schwarzenegger.
>>173209116
I was following along because of the horrible lack of Ana/Gabe/Jack updates but we just got a huge ass one so I'm in no rush for her to continue this stupid SEP flashback garbage that's sent the comic into the pits of pure shit. Except maybe to see how much worse it could get.
>>173210343
I think he's 65 or something but 'the drugs they pumped into him' allow him to move like an athletic 26 year old despite probably being older than Ana.
>>173210624
He's not 65, he's 76
>>173210104
what am i looking at i dont get it.
>>173210601
I want to scissor with her so bad
>>173210714
>>173210624
Honestly I think he's younger than Gabe and Ana but I don't know by how much. Though maybe Gabe is younger. Who knows.
>>173210390
I've played Genji before though, I just always do bad with him. I find that if I don't play a character for a long time and then one day suddenly decide to use them, sometimes I'll totally dominate with them and I'll have no idea how I'm doing it. A lot of times I still suck though.
>>173208034
Roadhog
Bastion
I dont know what to classify Bastions as...
so lets say robot Roadhog and a shit posting omnic
>>173210714
>I'm not the one with the statue.
I missed something, I don't get it.
>>173210732
In order for Genji to be vivisected along the lines you see in the cyborg body AND match the death blow seen on the tapestry as arcing northeast, Hanzo would have had to cut him from the back
>>173210798
Morrison has a statue made for him
Gabe doesn't
really makes you throttle your thinkers huh
>>173210450
All heroes (that don't have one already) have an alternate weapon to swap to, in the background, all heroes' other weapon reloads.
>D.va
>with higher damage, lower fire rate lasers instead of low damage, high fire rate gatling guns
>Reaper with one, more powerful shotgun that has 2 shots
>Soldier 76 having his own pistol, or a knife *call of duty intensifies*
>>173210714
>>173210798
Gabe is turning into the Dead Sea
>>173210714
this fucking guy
>>173210450
Man I want an additional ability for everyone, I want side dashes for pharah for example
>>173211000
>>173211000
>>173211000
New thread
Also checkem
>>173210714
goddamit, anon
>>173210560
You can actually see it in the teaser trailer on OW official twitter. It's in the BG
>>173210714
>>173210763
Well, if I had to guess based of Origin skins, Soldier 76 was 30, Ana looked 20, (though presuming 76 is 5 years older, 25) and Gabe was 24, The youngest, (edgiest) most reckless, and the most dangerous.
>>173211087
How could Jack be older if Gabe was a veteran officer by the time Jack joined SEP?
>>173204061
stop dying
>>173209357
P-pls...
DOOMFIST
WHEN?!