/meg/ - Mass Effect General

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First for warm ass

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Post yer MP Character Builds

Reminder that Avitus is as queer as a three-dollar bill.

AVITUS IS STRAIGHT

F A C T

Cora is cute!

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>>173138430
TURIAN WAIFUS ARE ALWAYS BEST WAIFUS

>>173138440
DOLLAR BILLS ARE FOR FAGS AVITUS IS NOT A FAG THEREFORE YOU ARE WRONG

>>173138469
This anon >>173138440 beat you.

Avi confirmed gay and Turian Husbando of Andromeda (beating out Tiran Kandros)

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>people go for Cora for her butt
>when Sara is ready and willing

Femshep poster is the only one who keeps this pathetic place entertaining.

>>173138585
IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY FAG MAY POST TOOK LONGER TO MAKE BECAUSE IT WAS FAR MORE INTELLIGENT AND FACTUALLY CORRECT

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JAM Destroy is canon.

>>173138576
How the fuck is someone asking for people to post multiplayer builds immigrant network or leddit?

>>173138613
t. femshep poster

>>173137927
Could be worse
we could have "that" guy

>>173138692
>taking the bait
you stupid fuck

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>>173138613
t. femshep poster

>>173138738
>taking the counter bait
Lmaoing at you right now.

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>>173138613

Gil and Kallo collaborating is cute! CUTE!

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>>173138692
you bought the fucking game and thus gave money to EA.
you deserve neither respect nor happiness. you should end your pathetic existence.

>>173138430
>warm ass
Tell me more.

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>>173138852
>WOW HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT VIDEOGAMES, JUST REPOST WAIFU PICS

>>173138852
Reminder
even if you are playing the pirated version you're still helping EA

Why is there no Johnny Cash music in the Mass Effect universe?

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>>173138825
>tfw Liara's MT hits your cervix

>>173138890
MEA is a beta of a fanmod you dip

>>173138927
elaborate

Does /meg/ like BSN?

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>>173138927
>If you pirate their game, you win.

>>173138997
It was a goldmine of autism.

>>173138829
>"How are you and Gil getting along?"
>"It's...cordial"
So Gil stops being a shit?

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>>173138852
>he can't enjoy a good game and lashes out at everyone else for it

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>>173138889
Turians generate more heat then humans.
>You will never snuggle with your Turian gf/bf on Voeld

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>>173138958
>ghost ryders in the sky

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>>173138738
>>173138806
>not taking bait
What are you, not riddled wiith ADD and desperate for any form of stimuli?
Because I am.

>>173138613
>>173138694
>>173138751
I don't even like that guy, but he does make this shithole pretty fun.

>>173138852
Man, I wish I bought the game. It looks
>F U N
>U
>N
But I'm a poorfag. So it's either Ass Defect Androgynous, or food for the next month.

>>173138958
>tfw your spurs will never jingle jangle jingle on your not!Mako
>ywn butcher space Legion faggots
>ywn have a nuclear winter in space

>>173138995
you're helping it gain popularity and even if you didn't buy it someone bought it twice just for you

>>173139026
>was
?????

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>>173138997
well, yes, absolutely. the autistic braindamaged spergs are source for some wholesome keks.

>clear my Codex of new entries
>clear my Journal of new missions
>nothing new in my Inventory
>still tells me there's something new in all three

FUCK NIGGERS

>>173138889
It was a thing a few threads ago where it was agreed that because Turian body temp is higher the most effective hand warmer in the universe is a handful of femtur booty.

Someone wrote this as response:

>It's winter.
>femtur gf is stumbling along, getting used to the snow.
>hands getting cold.
>Start lagging behind her, gazing at her little ass covered by her insulating pants.
>your pockets pale in comparison to those cheeks.
>Lift up her jacket, she turns but not fast enough to prevent you from sticking your hand down her pants.
>She yelps in surprise. It's heaven in her pants, so warm and comfy.
>Stick another in there, one for each cheek.
>She's flustered but likes the attention.
>playfully squeeze her butt. She squeaks and chides you for doing so in public.
>Doesn't attempt to stop you.
>You could swear you heard a sigh when you pull your hands out of her pants.
>By the time you're home your hands are cold again.
>This time you stick them down her front.

I want to build a boat and go sailing with Vetra on the seas of Eos!

>>173139096
>I don't even like that guy, but he does make this shithole pretty fun.
Because he's the only one as autistic as you.

>>173139168
Can Turians even swim? They seem so thin but their bone/metal plates would be heavy.

>>173139262
Your mom can swim so Turians can too.

>>173139262
They sink. But there are probably all manner of life vest type things on the market.

>>173139345
Fat floats though anon

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>>173139074
>MEA
>good

>>173139169
Nah, I got tested a while back, and if I even am autistic (they said I'm not) I'm very high-functioning.

>tfw no hainly abrams gf (male)

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>>173139074
>good game
now thats a shitpost if I ever seen one

>>173139102
>you're helping it gain popularity and even if you didn't buy it someone bought it twice just for you
what is this bullshit? did you come up with this yourself?

>>173139345
my mum isnt made of metal

>>173139262
Garrus in ME3 says they can't swim very well. "It involves a lot of flailing interrupted by bouts of drowning" or something along those lines

>>173139418
okay

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>>173139102
>this entire post

>>173139262
Garrus said sometjing about it. If you call drowning swimming?

>>173139169
>posting on 4chan without even a mild form of autism
the fuck are you even doing here? you should reevalueate your life m8.

>>173138997
>used to post on BSN a shit-ton when ME2 came out
>used 4chan as a place to get unfiltered news
Man, things have really changed.

>>173139482
t. undercover Bioware shill

>quest for niijl or whatever the fuck his name is glitched
>nearest manual save was hours before autosaves were all after

right fuck this game I'm going to shelve it and play it again in 6 months time after they release some patches.

MP Vanguard with Charge+Annihilation when?

vetra is a slag

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>>173139524
>If you pirate their games, they win.
t. Justin Tradeau

Default MRyder or custom?

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Avoid hurting Sara's feelings ITT pls.

>>173139591
fuck off shill, stop trying to make us pirate mass effect

>>173139716
Custom

>>173138997
I've heard rumors of the old BSN and Ding Dong Bannu End of Rine

New BSN is just your average fan forum, no more and no less.

>>173139716
I don't think anything phases her anywy

>>173139262
Anon, that's what the boat is for.
>Vetra will screech and flail as you tease her nearer and nearer to the edge of the boat

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>>173137784
I'm sick of all these literal faggots pretending avitus and macen where fags for each other
Look I understand the only feelings you have for other people is when they shove their cocks in your ass but straight guys can feel a sense of comradely with eachother without wanting to pack fudge

Could you for instance imagine your grandfather that probably fought in ww2, he had good friends he lost, probably in front of him, he went through hell with these guys, from basic to the field and now his best friend is just lifeless meat, do you think he would not feel any sense of loss or sorrow for his friend

Of course faggot ass millennials wouldn't understand this

>>173139716
nobody besides you even mentions or cares about her. how desperate for attention are you?

>>173139789
>she falls in
>metallic plates make her to heavy to pull up
>spend minutes sitting in silence when she went under as the waters calm
>never recover her body

>>173139824
anon why do you hate gay turians

>>173139789
>tfw your femtur gf flails too much and falls in and sinks

>>173139584
DONT YOU SLAGSHAME MY WIFE

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>>173139917
Anon pls.

>>173139824
t. capsanon

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>>173138825
>critical mission failure.png

>>173139824
10/10 POST
>>173140025
WRONG

>>173139997
>/v/ polls
sick arguement in a /meg/ thread

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>>173140129
Or /meg/ polls.

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>>173139997
>12%

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Literally no one here talks about the best female character in Andromeda.

>>173140198
>female
Debatable

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>>173139824
>be macen
>go to this new galaxy with my best friend and total bro avitus
>been through alot with this guy
>went to basic training with him, got into bar fights together, helped him get his frist girlfriend
>gayest shit we ever did together was tag team a staff sergeant in bootcamp, but it's not that gay because she was hot and our balls didn't touch
>I die in this new galaxy
>friend becomes depressed because of the loss of my total brodom
>really deppressed
>totally understand it though I was awesome as shit
>faggots call us both gay because he is sad over my death
>forever remembered as a faggot because a good friend was sad because I died
>roll in grave

>>173140156
thats a poll just about Sara
what are you trying to proove with this shit?

>>173140197
Still almost 100 people.

>>173140198
literally who

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That escape scene after rescuing Pathfinder Raeka and the Ark was actually some top tier shit shit. Like what the fuck did they outsource that or something because every other scene before that was average at best.

>>173140198
Lesbians are never good.

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>>173139824

>>173139964
I hate gay people in general anon It's not limited to gay turians

>>173139413
>That Tali

Was this an early concept or something?

>>173140198
>some rapebaby pajeet with unsufferable accent a nonexistent lovescene
oh look another pile of trash

>>173139824
Maybe that was the case for Garrus but not Avitus.

Dude is gay.

>>173140259
>barely 100 votes in a /v/ poll
thats fucking pathetic tbqh

>>173140198
If she doesn't want to sex then no talking is needed.

>>173140373
Nah, it was a fan who drew an alternate more 'realistic' version of her and the suit. The exposed little tubes trigger me.
I can't remember much about it, except that he or she imagined she was constantly having induced diarrhea to filter her waste through the tank on her back.

>>173140252
>"I want your face to be the last thing I see before I step into the pod"
>"but in a totally not-gay way, haha"
Yeah man

>>173140198
>can't bang her as Scott
>she's way too much into religion for a scientist

>>173140198
ANOMALEE DETECTED

>>173140549
>FAGS SEE FAGGOTRY EVERYWHERE
ACCEPT YOU GOT BTFO (AGAIN!!!!) AND LEAVE

>>173140569
>playing as Scott

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>>173140373
Possibly. I always thought it was a crossover of Tali and Titanfall, or Talifall.
>inb4 cliff memes

>>173140198
>"religious zealots can be scientists too!"
She's a Covenant sleeper agent.

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>liarafags and talibans losing it
I've been waiting for this.

>>173140549
anon that implys faggots feel anything for each other except when a cocks in their ass

>>173140621
Scott is canon.

>>173140198
>putting a holy Scotch accents on some semi nig
0/10

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>>173140582
OH MOY GAWD ROYDEER

>>173140671
what are you talking about?

>>173138430
Vetra is the best girl second only to Tali.

>>173140774
LOL

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>>173139824
>>173140073
>>173140252
>>173140336
>>173140618
>their relationship may be more than platonic

They're gay bruv

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>>173140671
New hotness is here to stay
until the next game
Garrus/Tali still the best in the ot though.
Why are dextros so fuckable?

>>173140837
It's true.

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>>173140517
>he or she imagined she was constantly having induced diarrhea to filter her waste through the tank on her back
my nigga what the fuck

I mean I get it but what the fuck

>>173140198
She's the best girl in Fallout 4.

>>173139096
E-Ed?

>>173140759
>yfw best boi stuck in worst game

>>173139076
Never having Vetra playfully bite your neck. Why live

>>173140916
Nah, that is Curie.

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>>173140774
even tali surpasses all romance options in MEA and she was the worst romance in the OT. thats really an accomplishment.

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I thought it was only Sara at first but holy shit, everyone in Andromeda is autistic.

>>173140973
>raptor instincts kick in
>she rips out your throat

>>173140691
>Implying men have feelings at all.

>>173140920
Afraid not.

>>173140985
>best romance of the OT surpasses the romances of MEA

Not saying much, is it.

>>173139096
Hey eddrf, why don't you pirate the video game?

>>173140198
>OH MOY GAWD ROYDER

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>>173140990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEM9JOT-YCQ

>>173140871
Did you unironically take a photo of your computer screen with your phone and post it to 4chan?

>>173140990
Leave him alone, he has a drinking problem.

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>>173140671
Don't mind us, just a friendly bout of shitposting.

Also you're a bit late to the party, that was the <700 posts of last thread.

>>173140871
>more than platonic
FAGS BTFO
THEY GAY LMAO

>>173140876
Because silky voices and xenofaggotry.

>>173140920
>>173141094
I'm not eddrf. I wish I was tho.

>>173140985
>Tali
>worst romance
Worse than Gaydan, Cortez, Ashley, Allers, Traynor, Chambers, and Samara?

Anybody have a webm of the really fucking horrible ship explosion effect?

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is bionics just shit in mea?
both me and peepee just suck compared to the damage output the other squad members deliver.

whats the go to build for smooth pathfinding?

>>173140985
>ywn disengage her Emergency Induction Port and violently mask-fuck her mouth
>ywn leave the inside of her mask streaked with your cum
>ywn watch as she has to walk around with it because there's no clean-room nearby where she can take it off

>>173141141
CUTE!

>Salarian Operator in faggot all pink suit
Wasn't expecting that.

>>173140759
>that story about meeting Jien Garson
>When Kallo whispers "..you didn't."
He is best boy.

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>>173140774
>talicancers are becoming raptorfags
>tfw you are right about everything that ever happens in /meg/
I don't want to be right but it just keeps fucking happening
My next prediction is that fangirls and faggots/yaio girls will get into a fight when in the dlc a gay quarian is added

>>173140871
>tumblr gets ahold of ww2 vets wiki page after he dies
>say he might have been a fag
>people take it as a fact
macen is rolling in his grave

>>173141074
fag detected
men can have feelings we just need to be stoic about them
please die of grids anon

>>173141220
>is bionics just shit in mea?

Biotics lets you be a manguard, so no, not at all.

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>>173140774
agreed

>>173141182
No, I stole a photo of someone's computer from Tumblr and posted it to 4chan. That's probably worse.

>>173141406
so bionics is only good for defense?
whoop dee doo

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>>173141220
I didn't know you could become a cyborg in this game. If so, it's probably not shit.

>>173141223
hot

>>173141335
>talicancers are becoming raptorfags
who else could be braindamaged enough and spam her in every thread?

Why aren't female Krogan sufficiently oppressed anymore?

>>173141335
It's a screencap from the codex brah, not a wiki

>>173141335
Whats wrong with loving the best girls anon?

>>173141643
they were never oppressed? were they? just highly protected I though and the other non fertile ones just joined that girls only club

>>173141220
Infiltrator or Soldier with a sniper rifle

>>173141223
Its just to let everyone else know that she is yours.

The asari reporter actually seems pretty nice, should I romance her over Vetra, cause Vetra seems to turn my m-Ryder into a full blown autist

>>173141220

double Isharay is the way

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>>173141643
Because anon every alien society (expect the bad ones) must be modeled off of western liberal tolerant societies
>tfw you will never have a game where humanity is run like a fascist empire btfoing xeno scum

>>173141703
>screencap
>literally taking a fucking photo of it with your phone
Regardless my point still fucking stands just because some tumblr bitch made it means nothing (expect that she needs every guy to be gay for some mentally ill reason)

>>173141731
you are cancer, then again you fucks all are cancer and need to be shot

>>173141534
>tumblr
it's just adding onto the sins of this pic

>>173141856
Side romances aren't "real" ones. Get a real waifu.

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>>173141335
>>talicancers are becoming raptorfags
>implying this isn't old news

>>fangirls and faggots/yaio girls will get into a fight when in the dlc a gay quarian is added
>ywn turn Kal'Reegar into your personal cum slave

>>173141554
Biotics lets you be a DBZ character.

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>download speed on steam/orgin is usually 10mbs a second
>utorrent it rarely goes to 1mb max

spent nearly a day downloading this shit

>>173141856
You can do both, tge reporter is just a fling

>>173142052
Because fucking everyone's downloading the game.
Must have like 1000 leeches per seeder.

>tfw default Scott looks like a jackass
>make a custom maleroyder
>looked decent in the fucking creator
>game starts
>appears like he has muscular spasms all the time
>face is swollen as fuck even though I reduced jaw width
>huge empty eyes
>he doesn't even look white at times
>meet Pooboo on Eos
>cringe painfully at the faces he pulls during the short convo

Are default autistic Sara's animations and facial expressions even remotely better? How is the voice acting?
I'm romancing Vetra anyway, so gender doesn't matter much.

>>173142124
Vetra is for Scott only.

>>173137784
As a person with autism, this image offends me.


...is what I would say, if I was a moron.

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Cannon couple coming through

>>173142193
This Vetra isnt no dyke

>>173141947
>tfw you will never have a game where humanity is run like a fascist empire btfoing xeno scum
Is Warhammer 40K not worth your time?
And you can play like that in pretty much any 4X game.

>>173142307
wtf

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>>173142307

>>173142307
Is there anyone who actually picked Assley over based Kaiden?

Theres literally no reason to do it. Kaiden has better skills, has the higher rank and doesnt look like a tranny

>>173142124
Vetra's better off with Sara, that height difference is too cute.

>>173140990
This is what happens when you outsource your animations to algorithms, people!

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>>173142307
>someone actually got paid for this

>>173142431
The Witcher 3's lips animations were made with a program.

>>173141089
Why did you reply twice?
>>173141196
Almost close enough for a replacement. Now draw something in MS Paint.

>>173142331
>>173142193
>tfw Vetra only gets with Sara because she is starved of any intimacy
>the moment she gets some loving dicking she'll never be gay or even look at anyone the same way she looks lustfully at you

>>173142410
I did, but only in my second playthrough.

I picked Kaiden first run, but only because I ran FemShep as a Soldier.

>>173142307
When did Kaidan grow his hair out?

>>173142410
>Theres literally no reason to do it.

I wanted Carth off my ship. Sue me.

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>>173142410
He doesn't have cute tit armour though, and he can't give Shepherd the gift of strong Anglo-Saxon children.

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>>173141856
>implying he was never an autist
>implying you aren't an autist

>>173141969
just a few personal questions anon

1 are you a fag
2 if you are one why are you faggots obsessed with fucking every guy you can I mean for fucks sake 50% of faggots has had 500 sex partners in a life time this is true in and out of this game
3 will faggots ever stop bitching about romance options
4 do you think there ever will be a gay romance that fully covers the faggot experience, eg getting multiple partners and having them all fuck you in the ass until you get AIDS
5 will gay romances ever not be written for women that think gays are just straight people that like meat in the ass

>>173142354
The aliens aren't peaceful in that IP I want death squads wasting liberal alien fucks for the fuck of it hanging interspecies couples because they can and making the IP in genocide simulator 5000 rawada edition

>>173142426
>lesbian bed death is a thing
>human alien lesbian bed death would only be worse
HAHAHAHA

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>>173142426
Purest ship.

>>173142307
In Mass Effect 1

>>173142620
You have to be 18 to post here.

>>173142557
Lewd.
What I wouldn't give for that to be in ME:A2, the rage would be exquisite.

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>>173142638
And 2 and 3

>>173142638
Not going solo so Tali will be your one and only.

I dont know how to spoiler properly, first time

<s>The two people in the first lift to the command center within the arche.. are the Ryders. But as a couple.<s>

>>173142761
she betrays you in 2 and bimbofies in 3

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>>173142307
no

>>173142876
>stays loyal to the alliance
>betrayal

>>173142307
killing that bitch at the end of ME3 was the best moment ever.

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>>173142667
I'm sorry but even my genocide fantasies are more mature then your faggotry

>>173142632
>shipping
disgusting
>purest ship
Purest faggotry until they make a gay quarian

>>173142909
the only person they should be loyal to is Shepard, the only true companion is Garrus and tali

>>173142557
Hot

>ywn teach vetra not to coddle sid by coddling her on the ship
>ywn impose curfew on vetra on the ship
>ywn restrict her extranet access
>ywn stop taking her on missions to keep her safe
>ywn impose rules on he that the rest of the crew doesn't have to follow
>ywn regret coddling her when she realizes it his her fetish and won't let you stop.

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>>173142846
Read the FAQ you dense motherfucker. These newfags aren't even trying...

>>173142761
Nah she's too much of a bitch in 2 and 3
Plus they ruin her look in 3.

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>>173142620
1. Bi, but I prefer women.
2. I have no idea, I don't consider myself a part of the homofaggotual crowd.
3. No.
4. Probably.
>believing the gay = AIDS meme
5. I hope so.

>>173142493
>Almost close enough for a replacement. Now draw something in MS Paint.
What did he mean by this?

>>173142307
>>173142589
>>173142761
>>173142909
>Ashleyfag
I thought we banished your kind.

>>173142846
Press Ctrl+s to spoiler the text.

>>173143031
>ywn spank her and put her in time out for breaking the rules

>>173143034
triggered

>>173143031
>Not indulging her is her most fetishistic desires
>not stopping at the point where she is begging you to ravishing her and hearing her plead and beg
>not forbidding her to pleasure herself
>not doing this several night in a row to a point where you struggle to resist her
>not finally giving in to both you carnal desires and have the most amazing sex

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>virgins can't understand or deal with the bumps and challenges of a realistic relationship
Pottery

>>173140973
that's basically turian marriage proposal

>>173143220
>she will never tell you to spank her harder
>Harder!
>HARDER!
>ywn have to sheepishly sweep up bits of turian plate from your cabin

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is this avatar fagging I'm seeing? and what's up with these mass replies?

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>>173143338
>implying people play ME for realism

>>173140990
He just has a drinking problem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl4plPGRG8o

>>173143338
>outright abandons you and calls you a traitor
>a """bump"""

How cucked in the head are you?

>>173143410
It's eddrf """"""incognito"""""""""

>>173143406
>Not making a statue of her plate chipping as a reminder of your dominance and ownership

>>173143406
Are you using a fucking hammer or something? I'm no BDSM expert, but I think if you're literally picking up pieces of your partner at the end you're doing it wrong.

>>173143501
>be a traitor
>get called a traitor
>AY YO HOL UP DAT NOT FAIR BAE

>>173143330
That's pretty hot, Anon

>>173143132
>bi
D R O P P E D
>>173143538
Not bi.

>>173143579
Vetra literally says that hammers are how Turians get massages. Imagine what you'd have to use if you were trying to spank her.

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>Autistic fan worship of favorite character is the only reason for visiting 4chan exclusively
>ignore posts related to actual game among other hate
Am I doing this right?

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>>173143132
1 by bi you mean degenerate that is willing to fuck anything? or by bi you mean faggot that also fucks women
2 you are whether you think you are or not
3 sucks for you
4 doubt literally impossible to get GRIDS as a straight man if you don't do drugs or fuck thots in the ass
5 have fun with the GRIDS

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>>173143031
Mixing cute and really fucking kinky like this is a war crime anon

KEEP GOING

>>173143770
Why not just remove the plating with a crowbar?

>>173142354
Warhammer is autistic though
I want a game with sci fi catholicism, going on crusades, converting xenos to catholicism or else putting them to the sword

>>173142620
I'll stop bitching about gay romances when I get an alien guy I can fuck.

Sick of this two vaguely brown human shit

>>173143634
Not him but
>not sitting around doing nothing while bugs gooify entire colonies
>not giving Cerberus a chance as thanks for undeadifying you
>not maintaining a slight skepticism and suspicion towards them, and plan on dropping them once the mission is done
>TRAITOR
Puh-lease. Your waifu is shit, please vacate back to immigrant network.

>>173143770
she's a kinky girl that needs a spanking with a sledgehammer

did they give a more specific time on when the patch will drop?

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>>173143882
why not just remove her head with a knife

>>173143946
>I just want to get fucked in the ass by an ayy
at least you are honest have fun with space GRIDS
fag quarian down the line anon

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>>173143820
same here

>>173143770
Shit, you actually have me there. Maybe use that tech/biotic hammer the Krogan Battlemaster(?) had in ME3 multiplayer. Detonate that ass.

cringe at this thread

>>173143975
>Puh-lease
Opinion discarded.

>>173142307
Ash looks better when she's dressed as a proper soldier, hair up in a bun and no makeup.

>>173143697
He's Swedish, they are all flits

>>173144105
>Fag Quarian
Eh.

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>>173143850
>tfw can idea but can't into detail

does suvi and kallo even leave the ship?

When did Adrian Delaware Shepard start posting here?

>>173143893
Remove the converting bit and you literally just described Warhammer 40k.

>>173143882
Do I look like a Massani to you?

>>173142052
I am left for the last 30 mins, 1mbs was peak for me aswell
>seeder/leecher ratio 0.145

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>>173144170
I agree

>>173144298
damn it... why did they have to ruin her in 3

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>>173144132
what did you expect anon, it's all waifu posting and me banging my head against a fucking wall

>>173144176
dlc will probably add one after all it's not like quarian males are the most masculine, and space AIDS will gain a whole new meaning

>>173144196
Then let's make sure this gets added to that femtur pastebin. Someone can make it work.

>>173144131
>Drack will never wonder why his hammer keeps disappearing
>Drack will never wonder why it smells like Vetra when he finally finds it

>>173144296
No, you look like a pussy.

>>173144349
They did literally nothing to her that wasn't an improvement. Bigger tits, bigger ass, better hair, vibrating vagina, the list is endless.

>>173144173
Don't wreck my headcanon.

>>173142846
why are you such a filthy newfag that you try spoilering without the knowledge how to do it? why wouldnt you google how it works?
why post here in the first place? why havent you killed yourself yet?

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>>173144349
Donno. You'd think Bioware would be the last company to try and sexify a female character.

>>173144451
They made her look like a tranny

>>173144451
she had a personality before she became a whore

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>>173143770
>>173144131
a rubber hammer. It's used to hammer delicate things without destroying it.

>>173144391
added

>>173144549
>Vetra
>delicate

>MEA mentions spaceX
>Elon Musk announces new company to implant AI right after MEA
>MEA: AI ain't so bad
Is Mass Effect one big marketing vehicle for Elon Musk?

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>>173144387
anon remain calm and love Vetra

>>173144505
The end result was her looking like a mtf. Looks like things went precisely as planned.

>>173144387
you're the cringiest

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turaryans

>save a Angaran patrol from Kett
>patrol leader mouths off and acts like a huge tool
>Ryder autists out a, '...you too,' and we go along our way

Please remind me again why I should care or feel sympathetic towards these assclown slime cats.

>>173144610
I would be surprised if Elon Musk was the benefactor all along

>>173144604
>not treating vetra delicately unless asked

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>>173143330
>not forbidding her to pleasure herself
Stop!

>>173144387
Male Salarians are more feminine than Male Quarians

And cuter

>>173144812
Fair point.

>>173144538
fucking this, ME1 Ashley was good because her looks fit her personality.

I like her ME3 armor (the hardsuit) and the tits, but the makeup and hair jar horribly with who the character is.

But then ME3 was a rushed piece of shit on more fronts than that.

>>173144846
I think Salarians would be slimy to touch

>>173144604
well, if she likes it rough, just hit harder, but this way you won't destroy her , unless she wants it.

>>173144791
These were retarded, ask Jaal.

>>173144846
>cuter

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>Vetra a timid dom but really wants to be a sub

>>173144923
>tfw turian intercourse is a 3 week activitity
>a whole hour of intense plate cracking bone shattering sex
>and 3 weeks of recovery

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>>173144624
>become a waifu fag
no

>>173144687
>talicancers
>raptorfags
>literalfags
>i'm the cringe one
I must be trying real fucking hard

>>173144783
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT RAPTORFAGS

>>173144846
Sorry anon only possible solution is to make a fagurian in dlc

>>173145063
>I must be trying real fucking hard
Seems to be coming to you naturally.

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What do we think about the patch coming tomorrow, lads?

>>173145141
Only care about skipping galaxy map auto pilot shite

>>173145141
Intense meh.

They better not cave and make jaal bi though.

>>173145141
Better not fuck with my vanquisher.

>>173145141
Hype but don't forget to back up saves.

>>173145141
I can't wait to see all the great improvements to all of ryders faggot fucking.

>>173145141
if this patch is less then perfect, I'd lose all hope of ME:A ever recovering, I'd cut my losses and just seal it up

>>173145030
She only doms for Sara, that's why it doesn't work.
She loves dick and being ravished in the missionary position while holding hands and kissing with her legs wrapped around you.
>you are about to blow your load and she knows it
>she tightens the grip with her legs and squeezes you as you ejaculate, maximizing the penetration
>you continue to kiss and cuddle and start to get hard again

>>173144931
So Jaal is the sole CreditToYourRace nigger and the rest are all WeWuzKangs and GibsMeDats?

That's gonna get old fast.

>>173145141
they do >>173145205 this and I will start playing the game again

>>173145232
>Hype but don't forget to back up saves
This. Bioware hasn't had a great record for patches not being gamebreaking lately.

>>173145141
I already finished the game, so I don't care.

>>173145063
>not being a waifu fag
>on /meg/
surly there is a home for you somewhere out there?

>>173143976
>our top story tonight, in a tragic turn of events the Human Pathfinder, Scott Ryder, has died at the age of 23
>our sources say that the incident occurred when a Krogan accidentally entered his private quarters and, in a moment of misunderstanding, crushed Ryder against a bulkhead in an effort to halt what they thought was an assault in progress on a third party
>the Krogan has been confirmed as being a known friend to all parties involved, and has been found to have acted legally under self defence laws, with the militia referring to this as a 'tragic accident'
>this has not stopped scandalous rumour, however, that these events were part of a complex sex act gone wrong
>Nexus leadership are refusing to comment at the speculation, however New Tuchanka caused outcry by referring to the late Pathfinder as 'a little bitch who couldn't take a bit of rough and tumble in the bedroom'
>the story continues

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>>173145054

>>173145305
Nah, there isn't much retarded angara around.

>>173138605
>still no shop of scott's cum on her ass and mouth

>>173145141
I'm drunk now, so probably not good words making, but the fact they felt the need to specifically address they were going to change the dialog of that one tranny on Eos when there are bigger things to worry about is depressing as fuck.

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>>173145364
>surly there is a home for you somewhere out there?
it's called hell and I'm in it

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>>173144387
I want Veetor'Narra to give me space AIDS

>>173144919
They don't look that slimy.

More smooth though.

>>173144991
Yes.

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>>173145054
but it would be so worth it... no pain, no gain

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okay /meg/ I use my slider-fu on some of the Sara presets. The end result.

>>173145141

Better do something about the bullet sponge enemies. It's bad when even on the lowest difficulties it takes 15+ rounds to down most enemies.

>>173145063
>fagurian
So Fag Turian? Don't mind that one bit.

Quarians are just purple humans with bright white eyes that wear bucket helmets, not as attractive as Salarian, Turian or Angara guys

>>173145054
>every time they start at it Lexi has to be held back by Drack and Jaal combined to stop her from charging in there
>she is losing her goddamn mind

https://twitter.com/AllanSchumacher/status/849567555383701506
Interesting. It seems straights and gays are safe after all.

>>173145835
These are pretty great.

>>173145839
I'd rather them fix companion AI so I don't have to watch Drack stand there and get shot by a sniper 30+ times.
Right before I get flanked and they shoot me from behind PeeButters.

>>173145141
I want those changes to eyes to be a real goddamn improvement as well as "some of the facial acting and lip synch" to be an obvious step up in quality in comparison

Also pls don't nerf my Kroguard.

>>173145873
>Quarians are just purple humans with bright white eyes

What are the odds of them retracting the shop and making a new design, or using one of the designs they were going to use?

>>173145835
Worse than the original heads/10

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>>173145370
>vetra is so distraught from grief she become celibate
>scott pulls a shepard and is brought back to be the leader jesus
>ywn have a tearful reunion after fighting through a wave of turian denial
>ywn hug and cuddle vetra for hours as she cries, squeezing you every so often to keep making sure you are there
>ywn grant her the sexual release she has denied herself for years now
>ywn kiss away her tears of joy

>>173145835
>not one single white character
I see myself uninstalling right after Ive seen all skincolour options. what a waste of bandwith

>>173145297
>turian females have an extraordinary amount of control of their Coccygeus muscles.
>they can literally massage your dick while you're inside them

>>173145992

AI Comps have always been pants on head retarded, but the bullet sponge enemies is a new, and bad, development for ME. And it makes the MP boring. Bronze enemies in MP are just as hard to kill as Platinum enemies were in ME3. Add to that making *everything* go to tier 10, I can't image anyone playing MEA's MP as much as ME3's, it's just too much of a slog with these bullet sponge enemies.

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>>173145873
>turians
>salarian
>angara
>attractive

>>173146053
Unlikely but welcome.

I would rather pretend ME3 never happened.

>>173138889
1. Birds have higher body temperatures than humans in reality. Since turians are avians, an anon extrapolated that turians would be warmer than humans as well.

2. In an earlier thread someone concluded that it was biologically a near-impossibility that the turians had plates on their asses, and probably just had soft skin there.

Thus Vetra's ass is the best hand warmer on Voeld and Vetra is scientifically proven as the best cuddler on the Tempest.

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>>173145835

>>173146053

They were, regardless of what some of the EARLY concept art released (as Concept art is rarely what you get in game/in movie, that's why it's called 'concept'), going to be humanoid. Breasts, hips, skinny proportions, and smooth exteriors always suggested a more skin like, humanlike body. Add to that the same sexual dimorphism in ME2 for the Male and Female Quarians to humans, they were always going to look STAGGERINGLY similar. About the only surprising thing was hair, as it doesn't make sense in a practical sense (follicle death from being in suits, and being bald regardless as hair in a suit is gotta be a pain).

>>173146124
can turians even cry?

>>173139824
lol

>>173146247
Yes Helgastfag, They're alien and exotic enough while also being attractive.

Not everyone wants to fuck helmets like you.

>>173146463
I bet female Batarians would be attractive

IF WE GOT ANY

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>>173146124
>tfw turians don't have tear ducts

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>>173146576
Remove bt

>>173146337
>tfw never get to share Vetra's bodyheat in the nomad while Liam is freezing cold in the back.
>tfw wrapping up in layers of blankets
>tfw she removes her armour just enough to expose her soft and warmest areas. All under the blanket.

>>173146389
Maybe, it would be cute. Either way we were just discussing what the ideal implement would be to take to a femtur's backside so we're probably gonna find out that way.

>>173146576
Batarians are the universe's answer to Asari; rather than being all female, they are all male, and reproduce by foaming in males of other species.

>>173146687
>Drack keeps complaining that you're taking up too much room

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Autistic husbando is only for Sara. Faggots should deal with it.

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>>173146702
Lies and slander Batarians are the chosen people and they are cute

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>implying Vetra isn't the dom
>implying twinkboi Scott has any chance at that with his 6'6 210 pound mercenary gf
>implying she doesn't regularly pin him down with her superior strength, mass, and reach and take advantage of him
>and then watch movies while being cuddled and kissed for hours on end after so she knows she's loved