/twg/ - Total War General

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1st for united /twg/

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2nd for history and fantasy are both cool but fantasy is cooler

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Cygors are fun. I built an entire army of nothing but Cygore's and spent several battles just chucking rocks at people. This is probably not effective against anyone with a brain, but the Ai just runs in straight lines and loses 90% of their army.

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>>173093697
I'm with you my friend.

>>173093881
sounds like the ai takes cygores for granite
got stuck between a rock and a hard place
those poor enemies hit rock bottom

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Guys, is this okay comp?
I never played Chaos before.
Should i just stick to chose and knights?

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>our homes are in ruin, we need to flee!
>gee, this place looks welcoming

i miss van thunk, /twg/

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>Nagash still not announced

>>173094006
It's a doggy dog world m8

>>173094174
You could probably ditch two halberds for more chosen with great weapons

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The Warhammer world is actually one big Pangea with an Antarctica/Australia at the bottom?

I regularly get 200+ kills on all my wizards with decent vortex spells in vanilla.

In sieges it can go way higher. It's not about getting lucky it's about learning to make use of magic.

It's also way better than Franz on dealthclaw if you build around it because getting 150 or more kills out of a single vortex spell causes routes like nothing Franz can do, especially if you combo multiple spells/ active abilities.

>Also how does steel faith make the game easy?
Makes economy easier, buffs units in ways they don't need, makes magic OP, makes chaos campaigns trivial.

>they have the same access to wizards.
they can't use them though. I have never been hit by a single vortex spell in Total War warhammer, the AI nearly always uses the point & click spells. OP magic is a huge + for the player compared to AI.

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>>173094178
To be fair, Vlad is actually supposed to be one of the nicer Vampires out there.

wind spells > vortex spells

>>173094178
Still better than beastmen or orcs.

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Accidentally saved over my Savoy game, so I decided to start a new one as Westphalia. Less than 20 turns in and the campaign is already fucked
>start out building an army to invade low countries for sea access,income, and barracks/artillery
>France declares war on me around turn 10, take alsace lorraine and peace out offering money, they counter offer with a trade agreement and peace so I accept
>around turn 15, ready to invade when Prussia offers me a trade agreement, accept and next turn Prussia declares war on me.
>hadn't bothered to look east of Hanover, do so and find that Prussia is down to just Dresden and Konigsburg, rest had been taken by Austrians.
>decide to delay low countries invasion to take Dreseden, and while I'm attacking Dresden Hannover declares war on Austria and takes Berlin from them. PLC and Ottomemes gangbang Austria so now they're down to like 3 provinces.
To no surprise, Hanover, Italian States, and Bavaria are all fucking Dagestan protectorates. I also really like the Westphalia infantry, they have pretty nice uniforms and stats.

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G O B L I N S

>>173094630
what a clusterfuck
looks fun

>>173094539
What's going on with Vlad's left hand?

>>173094483
Fine, I'll just play vanilla with better AI recruitment so I don't become a shitter used to super gelt.

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>>173094006

What`s the best total war game for making mostly bow-using armies?
My boner for bows knowns no limits

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>>173094006
Ha
Fuck you

>>173094885
Elves in Warhammer are my first thought.

>>173094885
Horsefuckers such as Huns

>>173094938
>not playing Malagor for extra Cygor summon

I just had a slave uprising in Rome II. It caused a full, experienced stack to show up on my doorstep. What triggers this and how is it different from regular rebels?

>Cleansing the Norsemen as VC
>Every battle is my melee blob against their blob while micro'ing against the most annoying shit in the game (skirmish horse archers and stacks of 8 armored chariots PLEASE FUCK OFF)
>At the end of every battle heal back up to full so I can keep going
>If I autoresolve I just lose
>Have fought like 20 stacks of norsemen this way

Please kill me. I just want to make these fuckers go away so I can go get my long victory in peace.

>>173096002
i dunno, maybe slaves

>>173096110
I took about 400 slaves and now a 2500 man stack including horsemen shows up?

>>173096240
Maybe they had friends.

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>>173096062
Forgot my pic

>>173096307
I killed all their friends!

>>173096368
Obviously some were away on an errand when you rolled through. Or those 400 incited other slaves that were in the area, maybe you should make an edict forbidding the ancient practice of teaching slaves combat related horsemanship.

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>>173096062
>>173096338
>norsca chariot spam
>mfw

MOD TO REMOVE CHARIOTS WHEN
FUCK CHARIOTS
THEY'RE NOT EVEN USEFUL FOR THE AI

>>173096632
Fuck it, I'm killing everybody now.

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Wurrzag is actually pretty fun

>>173093621
I want to be dogberts best friend

>>173097423

The first few turns can be a little rough on legendary but after that he just steamrolls ,

the bonuses he gives to his discount Orcs is nuts,

>>173096827
How do you even use chariots in a snow-covered tundra and forest landscape?

>>173097692
I'll have to try legendary next, I'm doing very hard now

is the warhammer world round?

>spend all your life in a comfy mountain basement fighting and getting drunk
>occasionally sortie out remove green kebab
>fucking AXES

I know they're babby tier ezmode but gdamn I love me some midgets

probably from LotR growing up, the Mines of Moria was always my favorite spoopy sequence and was always a bit sad at those huge, empty mountian fortresses

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>>173097858
it's round and flat, just like ours

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This fucking house saved my ass

Also killed off a lot of soldiers so I can reduce my expenses :)

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>>173098049

forgot pics

>>173097828

if you aren't pausing battles its basically the same thing, with -4 more PO

>>173097858
Obviously it's flat. It's a tabletop

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Is the army loss penalty for morale fair?

It does make things a lot quicker, and guarantees a rout rather than dragging out a battle - especially with armies where units are more likely to return to the fight at a decent morale level - but it can also be incredibly frustrating to have to throw away any chance of victory due to losses, even when most of your army was still ready to fight.

>>173098050
If the Warhammer world is like ours, then how do those comets get through the firmament?

>>173098773

I think it was a good move.

Armies fighting to the death, or near enough, really never happened.

If you are using 'fair' as a way to say 'I don't like it', I'm sure there is a mod

>>173098773
It seems like it doesn't trigger until like half of your forces get krumped.

They could make it so units with the "expendable" trait count less to the penalty but I like it as is.

You are a hunter hunting innawood. Suddenly, you get caught in a three way battle between beastmen, orc abd vampire. There is no escape. Who would you surrender to?

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You are a Skink laborer in Hexoatl. You have been working for two decades in construction, sometimes using a chisel and hammer to carve reliefs, sometimes directing Kroxigor to split and set stone, sometimes setting up scaffolds, sometimes working in the quarries and mines with the rest of your local barrio of Skinks.

It's a tough life where you have to be on your toes - construction can be very dangerous. You go to the community warehouse after your shift where you get what you need. You sometimes need some tequila, you sometimes need some cocah leaf extract, you sometimes need caffee beans. You spend a lot of time with the Skinks in the barrio, but you've also gone over to the hunters, the artisans and the scribes to talk about stuff and life, and wonder a bit about the Slann Mages and the Old Ones, and when they'll be active again.

You enjoy life.

And then Chaos invades and you're in the middle of a construction gang that's plugging up holes in the outer wall while Saurus cohorts and Chaos marauder/beastmen try to force each other away from the breach while you plug the hole and direct the Kroxigor with the big blocks and tell him to drop it on the enemies and then drop it in the breach but you yourself are dodging blows and arrows and chaos magic bullshit and are wildly flailing in self defense at a bunch of fuck huge warmbloods (relative to you) that want to kill you and sacrifice your soul to the gods of Chaos. The mayhem is tangible. There's a lot of screaming, roaring, chanting and noise. There's a horrible smell everywhere.

You've never thought of yourself as a mighty warrior, or even particularly warlike, but you'd like you think of yourself as inured to some horror.

This is too much. You are sick and tired and just want it all to stop.

When it does stop and the horde is vanquished, you look on the city interior and see lots of destroyed buildings, many of them you proudly worked on.

Half your labor barrio died in combat.

>>173093970
>Makes economy easier,
actually?

How do I not suck utter cock at the knife-eared tree-cucks?

Lost King's Glade to Khazrak and his starting beast buddy on turn 8 while I was off fucking up the Broken Nose fuckers and it's so ridiculously expensive to take it back that I'll have to wait 90+ turns to get it back with my income of a whole 42 gold per turn.

Obviously, I have every intention of restarting, but this is just a snippet of the shit that seems to go wrong when I play Wood Elves. I never seem to have these problems when playing other factions, even on harder difficulties, but I always seem to get completely shrekt as Wood Elves despite generally going for a ranged focus (if possible) with my armies anyway.

>>173099249
This is a no-brainer. Only the vamps give you a chance at all. The other alternative is shooting an arrow perfectly straight up and telling them to go fuck themselves as it comes back down and hits you in the head.

>>173099316
Then some humie with a funny hat walks up to you, points at the broken gold statue on the ground and asks "how much?"

>>173100231
This. The downside with vamps is they might torture you, but it's vastly more likely they'll just kill you, with a tiny slice of maybe you're interesting enough to become a vampire or serve them in some way.

Other two will both kill you, only question is how quickly.

>>173099249

Seppuku

>>173100150
Get at least both defensive buildings before you head out. Once you have both your starting garrison will be good enough to handle any beastshit that comes your way throughout the early to mid game.

>>173099249
>Who would you surrender to?

The winner?

Or if I somehow get to pick who I side with, the Vampires. Their response can vary anywhere from just eating me to saying "what the fuck is a civvie doing out here, gtfo," all which are equally bad or better than what the other two would offer.

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Did i do good bros?
I was siegeing without any siege contraptions save for few Hellcannons.

no bully pls

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Archaon calls a grand Chaos crusade on Middenheim, but it is a simple matter to sneak-skulk right through Empire lands. Unfortunately, we arrive a turn too late, and a full army of Slaanesh worshipers has already been beaten off (which I don't doubt they enjoyed) by the man-things.

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>>173101013
Time is short, I will destroy one manling army and then turn to the other. They have many weak archers.

>>173101013
>>173101296
sometimes i really miss the huge variety of units this mod has compared to TWW

>>173101296
kill kill

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>>173101296
Charge! Yes! We will sweep them from the field, but...

>>173101296
>manling

Closet Dwarf-thing detected

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>>173101546
They flee at a surprising speed! We must soon-catch, or the plan will be spoilt.

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>>173101904
Aaiigh! One army approaches, the other retreats. I form up most of my force to meet the newcomers. Let the man-thing archers run all they want from slave-bands.

>>173101621
I imagine there's a few dwarf furries out there that get off to the shame of it all.

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>>173102164
Hidden gunners begin making short work of their knight-men.

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>>173102376
The battle seems somewhat evenly matched: this is most troubling.

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>>173102506
With a few expertly placed rear-charges by my Doomflayers, the man-thing army soon crumbles

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>>173102740
Victory! For Horned-Rat!

>>173102902
don't bully man-things!

>>173094458
Yes, but in practice nobody is walking through the Chaos Wastes given that they might as well be another dimension.

Gaunt's Ghosts open world, survival, crafting, base building FPS when

>>173103513
Wrong thread, also service in the Imperial Guard does not allow room for open world.

>>173097817
You forgot all the mountains, Norsca is crazy mountainous. I think it probably makes sense for the Warriors of Chaos proper to use chariots given that the Chaos Wastes are pretty open, terrain-wise, when Chaos fuckery like the ground suddenly swallowing you up isn't going on, and given that Norsca is just "low-tier" WoC units that's probably why they got chariots, not for any other particularly good reason.

Stronghold style Karak builder game when

>>173097692
One of the things I dislike about Wurrzag is that he doesn't have access to a Lord comparable to the Night Goblin Warboss that specifically give buffs to Savage Orc Units, and he doesn't give the discount to Savage Orcs to his whole faction like Skarsnik does for Goblins. Other than that, I really like Wurrzag, he's a lot of fun.

>>173103513
>open world, survival, crafting, base building
you forgot early access :^)

I asked about Chaos campaign mods last thread, found one that might be what I'm looking for:
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=890292457&searchtext=chaos

Anyone try this out yet, especially in conjunction with the T4 minor settlements? Compatibility is apparently wonky with mods that "affect building chains", not sure if T4 counts.

[/spoiler]I don't have the game just yet, otherwise I'd have tested it myself.

>>173104069
I tried it, and it's decent. Raze and Revel is also good if you want something even lighter-weight that just keeps the game moving along more quickly.

>>173104069
>I don't have the game just yet, otherwise I'd have tested it myself.
did you opt for physical delivery? lolling @ you're life, physical media nerd

>>173104274
May start with just R&R first, then go full overhaul if I feel it isn't enough. Thanks for the input.

>>173104339
Just haven't bought it on Steam yet, you double nerd; trying to get through a bit of my backlog before I dive headfirst into this.

>>173104557
>you double nerd
what the FUCK bro

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>>173093697
cheers pal!

>Getting bored of warham
>Try steel faith
>Makes gelt OP so it's fun for a few fights but I get kind of bored fast
>Try vanilla except with the better AI recruitment mod
>Get the spiciness I'm looking for, game is fun again and fights are harder, enemies actually fielding decent units.

>>173105273
The guy has a few other mods you might like, like agent limiter so that you don't have to deal with too many agents making end turns go slow as they all slowly approach you and take their actions, and also an AI improvement mod so that Greenskins have a better chance of winning the Badlands Bowl and making it so that the AI doesn't retardedly focus only on attacking you, letting other AI factions destroy them.

>>173093697
Despite this, we are easily the best general

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>>173093697
As a fan of history and warhammer, this pleases me.

>>173105463
That's a pretty high bar. NOT!!!

THE EMPIRE _______!

>>173105273
>better AI recruitment mod
this one?
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=761596200

*clicks on friendly army*

>>173105875
>https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=761596200

Yes, already a distinct lack of shit armies and I'm only on turn 30 in an empire campaign.

Saw an orc horde spawn with two giants a turn ago.

>>173105726
LOVES ZE LADY

>>173106056
nice.
Gonna give it a try.

>>173105934
Ging of da Goourrs :--DDD

>>173105934
prostagma

>>173105934
MY SULTAN WISHES YOU DEAD

Man playing as the greeks is an assault on my ears during a fight
>HOPLITES
>HOPLITES
>HOPLITES
>HOPLITES
>HOPLITE MILITIA
>MEN OF SPARTA
>HOPLITES

>>173106974
That's not very friendly!

>>173106462
By The Gomet :-DDDDDDDD

>>173107019
>not HOPLITAIHAPLOI

>>173094006
By Sigmar NO

>>173107060
Sorry.
YALLAH MY SULTAN WISHES YOU DEAD

>city besieged by 3 norscan stacks
>aw shit nigga here we go
>towers and missile units start pounding the northscum
>siege towers and ram inching forward
>FOR SIGMA-
>crashes
FUG DDDDDD:

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>>173108915
kekaroo

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For fucks sake, Von Man-Baby got wiped out by turn 13 by Sirland.

>>173109145
BALLS OF STEEL

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>>173108927

I love it when Norscan armies get the balls to siege your cities. Usually has about 5000 angry Norscans trying to storm your walls while you slaughter them with your garrison units/towers.

COME
SIT
FUCK MY WIFE

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>>173109059

>>173109059
>Leaked Attack on Titan season 2 footage

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A quiet Wednesday

>>173106706
aw shit that brings back memories

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>>173093697

>>173110674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A17oUv0E-N4

>>173094174
I would ditch some halberds for some monstrous units myself. Maybe even poison warhounds for pestering back line.

>>173110798
My god those sound effects.
>400kg minotaur headbutts a man 20 feet away
>foley guys flicks some play-dough

>>173111007
Them's was the days.

How are the races aligned?

Evil:
>Warriors of Chaos
>Daemons of Chaos
>Beastmen
>Vamps
>Tomb Kangs
>Chaos Dwarfs
>Skaven
>D Elves

Good:
>Lizardmen
>Dwarfs
>Empire
>Bretonnians
>H Elves

Neutral:
>Orcs
>Ogres
>W Elves

>>173111098
Evil:
>Everyone in some way

>>173111007
I remember when I thought that CGI was super impressive

though I still love the moment when zeus just power ups all the guys

>>173111170
I remember when I was a little lad and my dad built me a brand spanking new computer with a cutting fucking edge 6600GT and I thought to myself "how am I gonna test all this power?"

So I booted up this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqc1bvPuleo and told my dad to watch on my brand spanking new 1280x1080 monitor.

What a time.

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someone find this underage faggot and kill him for me please

I just confederated Vlad after his part of Sylvania was conquered by Averland - what few forces left were eager to join me.

But if he dies, will I lose him forever? Right now he's stuck in Averland territory, in the mountain pass leading to the Border Princes. I'm not sure I'll be able to get him and his tiny army back to enemy lines in time, even with the Marching stance.

>>173111098
evil
>everyone on chaos, including beastmen
>skaven

want to save the world for everyone
>high elves
>karl franz and based gelt
>Thogrim Grudgebearer (I think? Pretty sure he's the only dwarf that sees the big picture)

want to save the world but also don't give a fuck about the other races
>lizards

wants to save own race
>dwarves
>empire
>bretonnians

Assholes in general, but don't really want to blow up the world
>dark elves
>wood elves
>goblins

Your notions of morality do not apply
>orcs (they just want to fight)
>Ogres (they're just really hungry all the time)

>>173111428
Oh fuck ground control
that game was pretty fun

though as a kid i could never beat it

So I returned to the Shogun 2 and the first thing I immediately noticed is so how the fucking GOOD soundtrack is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwJ1EpxiWb4

Just one of the examples. Immediately sets the right mood for battle. It's somehow even better in FoTS. Like, fuck me, why the fuck CA decided to not use Jeff Van Dyck anymore. The only remotely fun track in Warhammer is Danse Macabre.

>>173111634
Where's the undead?

>>173112003
woops

in the

>Assholes in general, but don't really want to blow up the world

when the world is about to blow up the undead team up with the living vs chaos

>>173111827
Is it wrong that I want a for honor style fake historical game with samurai vs other stuff that isn't samurai?

I love shogun 2 but the fact that the entire game is ashigaru bashdown is just disheartening.

Mentioned in one sentence on page 69 of Glottkin. The Craterblades of Talabheim apparently fucked up some K'daii and a Sorcerer Prophet awhile back earning them some street cred. As a result, we know they're at least still canon as having ever existed at all.
The Chaos Dwarves breached the Great Bastion of Cathay and had been destroying it along with the Hung marauders and Skaven. They turn portions of it into a fortress that allows them to raid into Cathay without any resistance. They conquer most of the northern provinces before the dragon emperor starts pushing them back. The Fortress at the bastion is destroyed by Grimgor and the hobgoblins and the chaos held territories are taken over by orcs.
Grimgor sacked the Dark Lands and most of the Chaos Dwarfs holdings, as revenge for his time as a slave under their cruel lash. He and the ogres free most of the slaves, topple the cities, and win over the loyalty of the dark land tribes. Grimgor, Golgfag and an army of Grimgor's trusted advisers cast down the statue of Hashut and raze Zhar-Naggrund to the ground, squatting the Chaos Dwarfs.
Hashut finally meets his match when he faces both Gork and Mork at the same time. He is defeated before the final battle, stripping the sorcerers of their power.
When Chaos destroys the world, it is mentioned that many champions of Chaos were uplifted to Daemonhood. This may include some Chaos Dwarfs, however, consider most of them have been wiped out by the greenskins.

>>173111827
Yeah, the soundtrack is god tier in that game. Pretty great game overall too, despite the flaws it has.

>>173112165
Not at all. In terms of a Total War type game, I think the closest we have to that is that Thera mod for Medieval 2.

>>173111428
Thanks for the nostalgia surge, I have to download GC2 and play it again now

>>173111827
Danse Macabre is overrated. Both of these VC tracks are superior:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLFNOlDqJ2M&t=4s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk_ft5y1ZZs

And because of how the idiot formatted this one it takes half the video before the actual track plays, but when it gets going it's also great:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOgSLNLXEVU

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>>173112780
That's probably one of the reasons why I find Vampire Cunts so fun to fight against. Battles against them always have huge numbers, last pretty long and got a nice OST to boot.

>>173112579
Give GC1 a go with the mod to fix resolutions
Still a great, great game

Why are Parthia cunts in every fucking game?

>>173111530
Infanticide is pretty bad bro

>>173109394

>Take Norrland
>Proceed to fortify the shit out of it
>Norse shits come to siege the port town
>Have a captain around for public order
>He goes on anal rampages in the norse camp
>By the time they have enough siege weps they have lost 60% of their army
>They run away with their tail between their legs

Which leaves that retarded wooded corridor to cover with an army, and the wastelands outside of Gorssel until I can get a landing party to burn their coast I know norse shits dont have to deal with public order, but are they affected by growth? I was wondering if I could leave a warrior priest up there with -negative growth and let him keep them in the bronze age.

>>173111634
>>173111098
Chaos:
Chaos guys

Not Chaos:
Not chaos guys

Hungry:
Ogres

To the anon who was asking in an older thread. Finding the audio soundtracks will probably make you want to kill yourself. Nothing is labeled at all and each one needs to be converted to an ogg file before you can actually even begin to listen to it. Which wouldn't be too bad if there weren't thousands of them.

>>173114934
Aren't they concrypted with advanced techniques?

>>173114847
And halflings

>>173111634
Professional lorefag here. lizards care about other races, but only insofar as the Great Plan cares about the other races.

>>173099316
MEANWHILE AS A BRETONNIAN PEASANT

>>173099249
Whos leading the orcs?
What kind of vampire lord?

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So we all know that rats sooner or later will become part of the game. And one of their main things, is a fucking huge underground Under-Empire that goes literally everywhere, even as far as connecting the separate continents.

How will CA go around it? Don't tell me that it's just going to be another variation of tunnel movement system.

On another hand, I really have a hard time imagining CA actually making a second "under layer" for grand campaign, because frankly, it sounds like a huge pain in the ass to implement. Hell, it most likely will be a huge performance hog. I already have some doubts about their united "Vortex" map.

The only game that comes to mind, is Heroes of the Might and Magic series, especially the fifth one (because it's 3D). That's pretty much a good implementation of two-layer strategy map system. Maybe there are more games like that that I'm not aware of.

Well... In the end, I think we will probably get an ol' tunnel movement system with Rat cities being hidden under some major settlements and you will need to do something first to locate them and then send an expedition to successfully raid/siege it.

Any thoughts?

>>173111098
Tomb kings in good guys please

>>173115846
Age of wonders does it and it works just fine

>>173115846
They won't do a two-level campaign map, I'll bet money on that.
I think they'll probably do something akin to the railway system from Shogun 2 where you park your Rat Army on a Rat Settlement, and you can fast move them to another Rat Settlement in very few turns.

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can someone explain the pontus meme to me please?

Which wizard lores of the empire is best? Gelts Metal goes from shit tier to beyond godlike buff/debuff with strong vortex spell.

But what about the others? I thought fire was pretty cool.

>>173116334
Whoever you think is dressed best is the better wizard.

>>173116334
Shadows has Pit of Shades and Penumbral Pendulum, both look great
Pit of Shades does heinous damage in the right circumstances
It also has Withering which does a massive debuff

>>173110798
i want to fuck that athena

>>173116309
lurk moar newfag

>>173105463
What about Stalker General?

>>173115449
snacks?

>>173116334
I really like Light wizards. Net of Amyntok is sooo fucking good. I love to use it with the lines of handgunners who just have a time of their life freely shooting at stationary targets.

Their buffs is also alright.

>>173116334
lore of healing and lore of net are best

why dont greenskins have choppy orc heroes?
Goblin heroes are just cannonfodder
wizard orcs are still just wizards

>>173116769
Literally have no idea.

>>173116769
literally no real reason

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>>173116516
the problem is i dont know how it started.

>2 point of chaos corruption vs 7 anti-corruption
>somehow equals to 22% corrupted and thus -5 to public order
>minus fucking five

I hate this method of calculating corruption/religion.

>>173116769
Huh, really made me think

>>173116961
People anticipated Seleucid empire is going to one of the playable factions. Instead they got Pontus. People got mad. Memes were born.

>>173117018
Always wondered about this, how does it even work?

>>173111827
people can talk shit about thunka all they want, but it is 100% superior to what we have now

this will always be my favorite total war track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6EIv9GULJU

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>>173117079
thanks

on another not im starting a new empire campaign and its my first legendary difficulty start. any tips?

>>173117153
I don't know how to explain well, it's math
something like corruption and anti-corruption are both considered part of a full 100%

thus as long as there is at least 1 chaos corruption, even if you have a billion anti corruption you're still never gonna have 0% chaos corruption

>>173117153
My understanding is that it's a ratio. Say you have two parts corruption and eight parts anti corruption, meaning you have a total of ten parts. It would drift slowly to 20% corruption, as 2/10 is twenty percent.

>>173117283
So its basically like cultural influence from previous games?
Although i like corruption more since it has an actual visual impact on the area around you.

>>173117153
say there is 1 corruption and 9 anti corruption, you are going to have 10% corruption, its kinda hard to explain but the logic is simple, i.e. if there is no anticorruption, than even 1 point will eventually lead to 100% corruption

>>173116656
>>173116665

Net is pretty rad, you're right about that. I had my artillery get 500 kills a peice after netting a T H I C C bunch of vampire cunts together.

What makes the jade lore great?

I was kinda like lore of heavens strictly for that curse of the midnight. Rekts the enemies ability to fight while its on them and you can chain it with two points in it. Thunderbolt is shit, and the disrupt is mostly shit too. Thunderbolt might be decent if he had a pegasus so he could ride to the backline and hit the artillery.

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>tfw you'll never PRAISE SIGMAR and have your prayers answered
>never stab a reddit rat
>never drink a frosty mug of Bugmans XXXXXX
>never hold hands with a qt elf
>never shoot a reddit rat
>never be accepted into the colleges of magic
>never go on an adventure with a slayer dwarf
>never blow up mutiple reddit rats
>never fight for the god king emperor of nippon like in my japanese animes

WHY

>>173117175

>Push on fast and hard to secure Reikland
>Beastmemes attack helmgart by turn 10 latest
>Marienburg is a gamble on legendary
>Still gotta burn down the skullsmasherz home before anything else

>>173117508
Jade lore has Earth Blood. Presumably it has other spells, some of which might even be good, but I wouldn't know on account of using all my magic on Earth Blood.

>>173117368
>implying religious/cultural influence doesn't have a visual impact
just look at christian lands compared to muslim lands in M2, one is a verdant paradise and the other is a desert wasteland :^)

>>173117696
hue

>>173117551
Because you are a peasant of Bretonnia, and you will die as such.

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>Turn 64
>Pushing through Norsca with my "Remove Varg" crusade
>suddenly Kraka Drak encountered
>mfw

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>>173117618
Thanks anon

>>173118075

Stop killing Varg.

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I'll pay CA just to see a trailer video tomorrow

what is the best book/series to start with for wahrammer

>>173117689
I personally find the Shield of Thorns very useful - it's meant to be used defensively, but it can really add to an offensive.

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>>173118853

Armybooks or the Slayer series

>>173118853
Tales of the Old World. Good short story anthology, gets you at least a glimpse at most factions, and a lot of looks at the Empire, Bretonnia, and Chaos. Some stories are absolutely wonderful, and most are at least okay for a read once.

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>>173093621

>blind to justice
>-2 to ALL provinces

I have a literal -8 to all provinces due to 4 generals with the blind to justice trait

MINUS FUCKING EIGHT
WHAT THE FUCK
WHY THE FUCK IS THE ONE GODDAMN GENERAL ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD SOMEHOW MAKES EVERY SINGLE PROVINCE MORE LIKELY TO REBEL

>>173118941
>>173119274
where to find these online?

>>173119693
because he's blind to justice

>>173119693
>Being blind to justice
What are you, a liberal?

>>173119693
first of all, I am pretty sure it doesn't stack, secondly stop executing captives you fuck

>>173121260
>it doesn't stack
I fucking wish

I only noticed this bullshit when checking why the fuck was my province rebelling despite two fucking taverns
and I was getting -8 from characters despite nobody being there.

So I checked my generals, and found 4 of them had blind to justice

>stop executing captives you fuck
>playing as dwarves
>not executing orcs
not only is the idea itself dumb, I also get a -replenishment when I release captives as dorfs

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>>173093697

>>173106974
>>173108718

IMSHI INFIDEL
OR FACE
THE MIGHT
OF ISLAM

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The Huns are pretty nice guys
I think they're just misunderstood

>>173121408
>not only is the idea itself dumb
then enjoy your blind to justice generals

so I am playing as brettonia with a shitload of orc buff mods, most importantly the one that nearly doubles the unit size of all orc armies, so black orcs are 160 per unit, giants and arachnaroks are 2 per unit, gobbos are 300 per unit and etc

how do I win the errantry war battle on legendary? I am thinking of grinding 17 paladins to max level and then getting the green knight and a life wizard and trying to cheese it that way, but the leveling progress is so slow its killing me

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I'm going to be dominated by a best elf!

>>173122881
Just Praise The Lady Bro
You need ranged units to deal with big units in reasonable time don't you?

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>>173122908
I want to impregnate witch elf!

>>173123087
using ranged units will be absolutely retarded as they will run out of ammo, very quickly if they try to kill big'uns that have 200 men per unit, and then they are dead wait

brettonian peasants are not waywatchers that can fight competently in melee, my army has to be fully melee, possible even something cheesy like all fliers, or all paladins or something like that

>>173123108
looks awful, like a tranny

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>>173123108
Blood Bowl has the best Witch Elves

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So does orks ever chill? Do they have homes they sit back and be like
''Yo Gorknar, fuck those umies''
''You said it best Morknar''
Or is it just warfare every day? This question also applies to beastmen and chaos

>>173123943
I am curious about this as well and I also would like to know how the fuck they are mushrooms.

>>173123980
the whole "fungus" thing is stupid

>>173123943
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Orcs_%26_Goblins

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>>173123980
>spend too long fucking about on the badlands chasing grimgor on very hard
>finally finish off the badlandsbowl and start paying attention to the empire lands
>see this

wow since when are the chaosfags competent?
>demolished kislev and 90% of the empire
>razed altdorf

Actually, there has been some epic fucking battles happening without me
that mass of blue flags on reikland is bretonnia+wood elves+empire after managing to repel the massive 5 stack chaos warrior offensive
Vlad and mannfred put aside their differences, allied, and got their shit kicked in by Kholek suneater+sigvald

And this whole time the chaos AI just left me alone
didn't even go for my mostly defenseless holds in the north

>>173123943
Orcs have the standard Orcish society, if they aren't at war, they're preparing for war.

Scuffles obviously break out, and often but Orcs still take time to maintain arms and armor, or bully a Goblin into doing it for them. Orcs respect and listen to strength, if Grimgor Ironhide tells you to build a watchtower, you better fucking do it.

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>>173124105
read skarsnik novel, people tend to say the fungus thing is just warhammer 40 k, but in Skarsnik novel is stated that they are fucking fungus, end of discussion


Skarsnik is born in a fetus deep in the ground of a cave. and his first name is caverunt

When an orc, goblin, squig or snotling die, they release spores, weeks ahead several greenskin like lifeform is growing under the ground.

They create a full ecosystem of fungus creatures. They are coded to feel the urge of live, fight, kill and so on. Also they are connected to a psychic network called WAAAGH! so when a lot of them are excited their shamans gain a fuckton of power

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>>173124717
Novel =/= lore

>>173124918
Blood Bowl =/= Warhammer Fantasy.
They have spores in armybook and core rulebook.

>>173099249
>surrender
>implying
VICTORY or DEATH

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>>173124717
>>173124918
>>173124105


also one of the things I love about warhammer orcs are they are innovative, (((((((((((((((((neutral))))))))))))))))))))) and cool, the fungus thing, the genderless shit, their lifespan, the Waaagh, their gods, everything.

And I Mean innovative in a good way, not in a way we dindunuffing we are good , look at my hot orc females that WOW did.
you can be an human, you can be fighting Chaos, you can be losing, there is no hope for you, but don't worry, ORCS always will be there to kick these chaos shits asses.

>>173118075
Oh shit, finance those hardcore midgets.

>>173093621
Do we know what the old friend is yet? I've been away from twg since Bretonnia or so. Nice trailer for 2 though. Based lizards.

I take it we have already decided the Slann is /ourguy/?

>>173123385
I need additional proof of this before I come to a conslusion.

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TWW2 advisor leaked

>>173124918
Sorry to break it to ya bud, but 1st ed warham and Blood Bowl in general have no bearing on current canon

>>173123385
I have never had this before but for the first time in my life I have a complete all consuming lust for a fictional character.

>I fucking love Witch Elves
And I really really don't know why.

>Tfw gf + ozone melting amounts of hairspray could pull this off.

How do I...how do I even begin to explain this one to her?

>>173123943
they are made up creatures that dont exist so they dont have day to day lives

>>173123980
The Greenskins are space fungi first brought to the world by accident by the Old Ones aboard their starships

>>173125887
But I don't want a crow advisor

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Alright ja gitz, this one for you laddies
https://youtu.be/CwRGX_K0jhQ enjoy!

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>>173125934
So you're saying this could wipe out the entire Greenskin race?

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>>173125968
>Cosplay = adults playing dressups
>Women = overgrown children
Shouldn't be hard to get her into it anon

>>173126047
I don't think their exists enough fungicide in the world to deal with the Orc problem.

>>173126047
Fungus like =/= regular fungus.

>>173123943
Orcs dont really do much chilling but there are feasts n shit thrown every now and again
They just have this need to fight built into them so if there are no others to fight they fight eachother
They mostly live in camps they build while on campaigns but they occupy conquered cities as well, partying while they're at it
Beastmen are basically animals so they just roam around in the wild when they're not at war
chaos.. well there's the norsemen who hang around in the.. north. They do viking stuff. Whaling, fishing, fighting eachother, raiding the shores down south etc.
What Archaon has going on is just a bit fuckoff doomstack that is intent on killing shit so when they aren't fighting they are hanging around their campsites preparing to fight

>>173111428
>>173110798
holy shit you guys I can't handle this...

>>173111634
you forgot vampies in assholes
lizards do care about other races just not the ones that werent on the old one's to do list
why do people keep separating orcs from goblins

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>>173093621
I understand most of the militant anti-fantasy posters are just rabble rousers and probably aren't partial to either genre of Total War, but shouldn't actual History fans be overjoyed for Fantasy's success and production?
>1) A more successful fantasy franchise means more money for CA, more money for CA means better funding for developer teams and more/better historical titles
>2) Warhammer Fantasy Battles is steeped in European history, to the point where they just outright steal names and places and events.

I find it very enjoyable from the perspective of a History teacher at a High School I'm all for TW:W2!

It's just so disheartening to see relatively big Total War youtubers like PixelatedApollo begrudge the game or be angered at it's development.

>>173126412
goblins are sneaky cowardly cunts
orcs just want to fight shit

>>173126463
i literally couldn't give two shits about if historyfags like warhammer are not.

>>173126034
>that dwarf cannon fortress
Things that never happened.sadness

Why the fuck cant we mount cannons

>>173125968
You are just into bdsm friendo.

>>173126325
Then you're gonna love this
halome
.nu/

>>173126463
>A more successful fantasy franchise means more money for CA, more money for CA means better funding for developer teams and more/better historical titles

you poor naive soul

more money for CA = confirmation that their jew tactics work = more jew tactics for years to come

>>173110798
That CGI looks better than most games today with their shitty attempts at realism

>>173126768
So what's the alternative? Let the company bled out?

>>173109497
That is just way too much gore

Why do devs always do this

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Still no Ancient Empires
Still no CoW 1.5
Old Friend still not revealed

>>173126463
I feel you there man. Like if you don't like how the game is handling something or it's mechanics thats fair game but a lot of these people are just acting like children. "Ew, more fantasy? CA what are you DOOOING GAWD"

it's like, you lot do realizes them doing Warhammer is giving them a solid few years to work on the next historical title? And the money from Warhammer is going to be put into it to try and make it bigger and better. Like it's taking time sure but can you imagine what they must be cooking up?

But no lets all complain because we're not getting the game right away despite being told mutiple times it's years off.

And the youtuber thing just gets to me because these guys are spreading their stupidity to hundreds of others who then repeat it over and over again.

>>173126463
>more money for CA means better funding for developer teams and more/better historical titles
I believe their fear is that the success of Warhammer will instead lead to less historical titles as CA sees what kind of money fantasy can bring in.

>>173126768
But TWW has the best DLC of any TW game by miles

>$20 for a entirely unique faction in terms of campaign and battle mechanics
vs
>$20 for one faction, that's identical to the base factions except with a different skin and 1 to 3 unique units. Then rehashed into four factions

>>173126892
>Still no CoW 1.5

>mfw all the reddit tier comments on the moddb page sucking the devs' dick because they are taking their time

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>Rome comes to me with a non-aggression pact and money
Yes, you better be scared bitchboys

>>173126979
yeah, nah, no DLC for historic games was 20$, they also used to sell the mini-campaigns separately from the faction dlc's, but now they bundle them together, and up the price, because no one would buy that shit otherwise

>>173126867
Because when most people are playing battles, they are zoomed all the way out.

>>173126463
>so disheartening
Sounds a bit gay desu
"Disheartening" shouldn't be in your vocabulary unless you have a vagina

>>173127118
>not being a cute girl

>>173127079
>yeah, nah, no DLC for historic games was 20$
Neither is anything warhammer

I just wanted to point out your bullshit in showing you dont even know anything about their current DLC practices

No more replies for your shitposter.

>>173127118
>my masculinity is compromised by words
Jesus, someone's an insecure little faggot. Did your uncle fuck you or was it the Catholic Priest, double points for all of the above.

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>>173127118
>he's not a girl

>>173127079
>because no one would buy that shit otherwise

You are absolutely retarded if you think that this is the reason.

>>173127250
He doesnt even know what the DLC is, just ignore him.

>>173127192
>Neither is anything warhammer
you were the one who said 20$, what the fuck? Look call of the poopoo is 14 bongs, Empire of sands if 6 bongs, pretending that the prices are anywhere close to one another is retarded, but that is what you did in this post here
>>173126979

>>173127250
that is precisely the reason, I have wood elves and I never played the mini-campaign its boring as fuck, we are not talking about AoC level of campaigns here, they are tiny, piss easy and boring

>>173127385
>CA should make everything for free! why the fuck do i pay for anything i hate TW and everything in this series!
Good you for anon, really. But this isnt /gsg/, we actually like our series here kiddo. Now shoo, no one gives a hoot about your little crying bitchfit.

>>173127385
Here is an amazing and incredible new thing you can do; dont buy the DLC or games you dont like.

Wow! Revolutionary!

Crying that WE have a campaign that you didn't want but you paid for anyway. If it actually fucking mattered you wouldn't have purchased period. You're a hypocrite who just wants to feel like a special snowflake for being contrarian.

>>173127385
>that is precisely the reason
No, it isn't. Seperating them means that the campaign becomes DLC for DLC, which most devs don't because it is confusing for the consumer and lowers the potential market from everyone who owns the game to just those who own the Wood Elves DLC.

>I never played the mini-campaign
>they are tiny, piss easy and boring
So which is it?

>>173127490
>crying bitchfit
what are you talking about these two are my posts
>>173127385
>>173127079
and there is no crying there, all I did is pointed out that this post here>>173126979 is retarded, because its implying that the prices or the policies are the same in warhammer compared to earlier games

also using words like kiddo, shoo, crying and etc is a sure sign of a huge cunt

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>>173119593
Shhhhh, only dream-dreams now.

>>173127571
>and there is no crying there
>he says as he cries some more no one gives a flying fuck
Okay kiddo, you keep not crying while crying.

Here is your (you)

>>173127558
>>I never played the mini-campaign
>>they are tiny, piss easy and boring
>So which is it?
I mean I started the seasons of revelation campaign but then instantly dropped it, because its shitty and offers nothing over the regular grand campaign

though wood elf DLC in general is pretty weak, they don't even have retinue, and when it just released there was literally just 1 defensive "siege" layout, it looks like they added a few more in a patch, but its still kinda awkward as they haven't considered that someone might invade the mountains, badlands or norsca, because the layouts look ridiculous if you did

>>173127650
you are pretty pathetic, you make a false comparison, then when someone points it out, you just post LMAO stop crying, and repeatedly claim that no one cares while actually continuously replying to me

>>173126186
I think I'll have a shot.

>>173126680
You may be right. I don't really want to tie anyone up I just want to err...break her to my will?

>>173127790
Wow so you cant even read, not the guy you were originally responding to Mr Crybaby.

Now have another cry that you spent your money on a product you wanted but decided you didnt want because you're too stupid to learn about it before buying it.

>>173127194
Umm sweetie, why did you phrase all those biggy wiggy insults in such masculine aggressive terms if there's no such thing as gendered language?

>>173094885
Third Age

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>>173127851
nice reading comprehension, I said the mini campaign is shit and the DLC has its issues, it doesn't mean I haven't enjoyed playing WELVES in the grand campaign, you know its possible to critisize something you like, right? you don't have to whiteknight a company and defend every single aspect of its product/policies

>>173126412
Cus Orcs and Goblins are designed to be complementing, not just different flavours.

Brutal and Cunning, side by side as the twin gods designed it.

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Been having a standoff with the Jutes like this for years now. I'm starting to feel a little bit intimidated.

>>173127981
>that backpeddle
>that goalpost move
Here is your last reply, post something witty and another reaction image thats the opposite of your crying face right now

>>173127904
Except french, and others.

There should be an event to invite Vlad into the shield of civilisation mechanics, with a penalty.

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>>173128027
>backpeddle
where? again my point was that your comparison here>>173126979 is incorrect

and you just started shitposting about crying

>>173128118
I see no reason why not with the
Von Carstein faction.

>>173128015
just bait them into attacking your navy or something, or use your two stacks to fuck them all up, its the AI we are talking about, like half those soldiers are possible nordic band or basic spears

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>>173127904
explain sweetieposting. I must have missed it origin

>>173128441
This one liberal chick thought it'd be funny to reply ti all of Donald Trump's tweets as roleplaying as his mother, calling him "sweetie", and belittling him. /pol/ saw this and viewed it with a mix of amusement and arousal at her mommy dirty talk roleplay. Thus, sweetieposting became a thing.

>>173128545
thanks

>>173127720
In Norsca the Wood Elf map is covered in snow, making it two defensive maps at launch.

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>not noble steeds for noble deeds
>not noble deeds DONE DIRT CHEAP

>>173129291
>Noble deeds done with steeds
Scans better for my luddite ears.

>release date
>2017
THATS NOT SOON ENOUGH

FUCK

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>>173108915
I really hope we'll someday get a proper greenskins horde faction. Wurzzag should have been one.

>>173094885

Shogun 2. An army made from 80% bow peasants can clear a castle in no time flat.

Bows are OP in that game, possibly because nobody has shields.

Let me get this straight guise... the advisor is a puppet of Tzeench?
Or it just happens on Chaos route?

>>173130306
So all of my failures have thwarted trench? The goalposts have moved and now I am the winner!

>>173130417
Tzeentch, Fuck phone posting

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Is it possible to win this battle lads or did I fuck up my comp (or should have waited to bring a 3rd stack)?
I've already lost it once

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Why is fighting humans so satisfying?

>>173130660
Cause they're plain

>>173130660

Because humans are faggots

Faggot

>>173130658
Just keep trying, anon! It looks pretty hard but it's definitely possible.

>>173130417
Nah, even the times where you lose you're playing into Tzeentch's hands, the god has a fetish for people failing.

>>173129817

Reminder that every single other time that CA has given a vague release date like this they have either taken it to the absolute limit (i.e. "February" means "February 28th") or they have ended up outright delaying to a later, specific date.

Expect December 2017 or early 2018

Will they include the different clans of Skaven or just do a WoC and make them undividied?

Is there any way to make Rome II harder without stat inflation?

>>173126463
Most of the TW fanbase are morons. You're assuming that morons aren't morons. That's your problem.

>>173131412
Likely represent them through units. All shaven units like gutter runners and jezzail teams are hired out by their clans. Pestilens probably just send their monks to spread the good word and they won't leave.

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>>173130660
>tfw you're too much of a pussy to play evil races because every time you kill humans or another 'good' faction, you can't help but think of the suffering you're inflicting on them and all the widows and orphans you are making

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>>173131639
>tfw lizardmeme
>tfw my vision surpasses the suffering of warm bloods

>>173131128
That's because the last time they gave a definite date was for TWW1 which was set for an April 25, 2016 release. Then they had to push it back a month and DLC 1 the Warriors of Chaos which was supposed to be released a month later became preorder DLC. And then everyone bitched.

So now CA doesn't give definite dates.

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>>173131639
>got into a discussion with another dude from here about that
>you rule your faction in total war
>conquer to improve your wealth
>wealth improves the lives of your people
>but war makes it worse
>the only winning move is to be a little trade hub somewhere and wait to get steamrolled by rome

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Warhammer is cool and all but we all know that the Horde would absolutely rape the forces of destruction and the Alliance could annihilate the forces of order without even trying.

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>>173131639

>think of the suffering you're inflicting on them and all the widows and orphans you are making

I do, anon.

I do.

>>173131784

>>>/wowg/

>>173131412
>>173131564
The Skaven faction will be in Skavenblight and unplayable if you only own the original game.

Clan Pestilens will be in the New World and the primary Skaven faction there fighting the Lizardmemes.

>>173131784
Yeah and so could Iron Man, what's your point?

>>173131639
I can't be evil prick in crpgs relying heavily on story and characters because i attach to those characters
I don't have a problem with being edgy faggot in strategy games unless i'm playing as good guys like based Karl Franz. But when playing as no names, or definitely evil guys i don't have any remorse

And I did things in Skyrim

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>>173131784
I actually agree if you look at it pragmatically
Warcraft has
>better technology
>safer and more bountiful magic
>access to powerful heroes
>warcraft dragons completely shit on Warhammer
Warhammer has
>better trained troops on a whole
>less but more OP magic
>Racial leaders are more badass

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>>173130994
Turn 180 and only Bretonnia (me), Welves and Dwarfs left, and they've both decided to eradicate all humans.

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>>173115846
ARMIES OF EXIGO HAD TWO LAYER RTS WARCRAFT 3 CLONE MAPS WAS SOOOO GOOD FUCKING COPY THEM ALREADY

GAMING IS FUCKING DEAD ENJOY PERPETUAL BRAVE NEW WORLD TIER BULLSHIT DRIVEL SHIT MEDIA FOR THE REST OF YOUR CONSUMING EXISTENCE WHICH WILL BE PROLONGED BTW.

REMEMBER YOUR GOING TO BUY THIS SHIT FOREVER.