/owg/ - Overwatch General

climb 1000 SR with Orisa, team still gets mad at me for choosing her, end up disabling chat.

still lose because Parah is free hitting us 24/7.

> Wow Orisa so useless - genji/hanzo

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For the best ship

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SombraxMcCree confirmed
Gayboys BTFO

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I am master but after two weeks without playing OW I play like bronze garbo tier, someone else have the same problem?

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Is it normal for Mercy to say some German shit in the English language version of the game? I changed the language from German to English recently because I want to enjoy the le original voice acting

Sometimes she says "Heroes never die", sometimes "Helden sterben nicht". Are my voice files fucked

>>173024498
for like twenty minutes after starting up the game again

>>173024369
>CALVALRIES

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>>173024498
Dunno, ever since launch I've never had a break from OW longer than 3 days.

>tfw no tryhard Overwatch bf
I just want someone who plays as seriously as me, wants to order pizza so we don't have to leave, and when we're too tired to play any more we watch VODs and streams and fuck then wake up and do it the next day

Is this so much to ask

>>173024560
Yup.

>>173024551
foreign language generally means the enemy player said it

>>173024770
>btw I'm a grill/fag
fuck off

>tfw the same feel

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Soon

>tfw had gold medals 90% of the game
>until you died in that final fight
>tfw you lose all medals

Medals are a mistake

>>173024841
I'm not a grill though
I guess I'm girly though

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>>173024716

>>173024551
It's normal.

How do you guys deal with anger in Overwatch?

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I made a chart of increasing edginess. Is this accurate?

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>>173024897
>he thinks medals are indicative of skill

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Daily reminder that "improvement" doesnt look like this

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>>173024857
>people already bitching about hanzo/dva/lucio not getting any skins despite this being an overwatch centric event

Looks like we're getting our first cool event and yet people find the stupidest shit to complain about.

>>173025093
Oh wait, I meant decreasing

>>173025147
How does it look like then

>>173025093
I feel like Torbjörn should be higher and mei higher than Tracer at least.

>>173025226
Well it's kind of an improvement, it just goes bullshit.

first 3 seasons = improvement
season 4 = boost

>>173025073
Y haff be made is only game

Found out Roadhog is a vegetarian today.

>>173025147
Depends on the hero he has played

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Have they changed something with Zenyattaß Been playing again after a month of not and everytime I get a card it's always the same. Normally got other cards like healing, kills etc.

>>173024819
whew coulda figured that out by myself thanks

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why do people like this queue up for ranked?

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>>173025463
i wish this nigga would get a mobility buff or something

i used to main him and will probably gold gun him but meta etc, outside of the the rare team centric game he worth more effort than gain

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DAILY REMINDER:
REMOVING JUNKRAT WOULD SOLVE 50% OF THE TROLLS AND RETARDS IN GOLD/SILVER

>it's a "your overall performance is shit day" episode

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>>173025725
who cares about sub-plat/diamond, it's all shitter containment anyway

>>173026070
>t.silver

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>>173026094
not me who started sharing tales from gold/silver, friend

>>173026185
laughing at this pic

>>173026185
I never understood that picture, where's the punchline? If there is any.

>>173026259
There is none.

>>173026296
God that fucks me up even more.

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>>173024369
>>173024369
>>173024369
>>173024369

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>CALVALRIES

>>173026259
it's an anti-joke, there is no punchline. the humour is in the deconstruction of memes that have little thought put into them and are essentially glorified "mfw" macros.

>>173026520
I'm laughing deconstructedly.

>>173026603
it is also funny because the girl looks to be enjoying that glass of water way more than she has any right to be

>>173026638
Water is life man

>>173024897

Be happy that at least 3 of the players on your team are playing at your level.

>>173025463

It at least used to say a % of kills u were involved with. Zens was always high with the assists

>>173025550

Because they know if they want to have a chance at winning they should be characters they are good with.

Would you rather they played with people they don't know how to use?

>>173025147

this shit isn't fair. most of my friends got paired this way, I get 4 fucking gold metals, including damage and elimination, and I get stuck in silver and drop to the bronze retards.

fuck this game, fuck this rig, fuck gaming, fuck bronzefags.

Is there a complete list of all possible end cards somewhere?

>>173027058
Same thing happened to me, but I climbed back up.

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>>173025463

>Losing streak
>Fall from diamond all the way to low, LOW Plat
>Like 2 losses away from gold

How does this happen? How do I climb? I literally can't remember the last time I won a game

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What level is that guy? That's some hardcore no-life mode, yeah?

>>173027672
Pretty much.

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ANNOUNCING THE NEWEST HERO TO THE RANKS OF OVERWATCH

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KILL ME

>>173026957
she got someone to switch off d.va but all she did was keep suiciding into the enemy team. i don't mind people playing their best char, but at least have some basic knowledge of how to play some other characters before jumping into ranked.

>>173027672
1622 I think

>QP where the enemy had to go meta picks to try and beat your tean
>tfw they specifically pick a counter to your pick

It feels almost as good as someone accusing you of aimbotting.

>There are 36 posters in this thread.
>game is so dead it doesnt even fill a fucking quickplay 5 times in a row

how many players does OW have, like 2k?

Is there a more entertaining experience than to unlock boxes in arcade?

>>173028042
Okay, fuck me. Apparently the discord orb not only has to be involved with the elimination, but has to be ACTIVE when the enemy dies.

Why are some of these achievements so much harder than others?

>Estimated Time searching for game
>0:21
>2:55 later
queue up again
>estimated time
>-:--
>4:23

Overwatch is basically a dead game at this point

I just lost 9 times in a row.

Why is this game so utterly garbage? The matchmaking balance is beyond retarded

>>173028991
You lost mate, not the game. Stop blaming others and man up.

>>173029108
But i am always top performing. Its not like that i am unable to climb, but soloqueue... i don't know.

>>173028991
What does it matter? You still have your Top 500 right?

>>173028680
You have to queue with a decent Zarya, and spam the fuck out of discord whenever there's a 4+ person grav. Don't even shoot, just spam discord at the grav. Took me like six or seven team kill gravs that I was staring right at, but I got it.

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>tfw you win the game because you hunted down the enemy mercy that was saving her hueg rez, all whilst playing zenyatta.

Mercy does seem like the kind of woman who would shove large spheres up her butt.

Every single quickplay i join into is half way done and i end up in the team losing

the fuck is going on

AND WHATS UP WITH THE FUCKING 5 MINUTE QUEUES

harbleu's laugh makes me happy

>>173029807
It's 6 am in America
Almost nobody is playing right now

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Does anyone from /owg/ main Sombra?

>>173029976
I do.

>>173029847
im EU

guess OW is dead in EU

Post update you want that won't really affect the grand scheme of things

>Hanzo's arrows leave trails similar to Genji's shurikens

Because sometimes I'm really fucking sure I hit Roadhog square in the body but no hitmarkers appear

>Reinhardt rear view mirror mechanic

I just wanna check if someone's behind me or not

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>hanzo using blatant aimbot and ESP in a noncompetitive mode
>claims its his sonar arrow
>POTG shows him following people through walls without it activated

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>when you save a game which was thought top be lost as Junkrat
>get called Junkgod/carry

I have to savor this feeling since it'll probably never happen again.

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who are some comfy overwatch streamers? other than seagull

no music is preferred

>>173030270
Codey

>>173030270
Ster is cute.

>>173029976
I want to. Have no clue how to use her on defense though

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>tfw underappreciated ;_;

>lost 6 times in a row in soloqueue

at which point does the anger make someone commit suicide? im pretty sure i am close

>>173030148
It's almost lunchtime on a fucking tuesday. People are working or studying right now. Shouldn't you be doing the same, anon?

>>173028724
You're queuing at 6 in the morning on a weekday, dumbass, what did you expect?

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>>173029976
Unfortunately at my current rank teammates would literally intentionally throw games if I picked her. Which kinda sucks since she's my favourite character. Same for junkrat too.

>>173030440
wait for enemy to push

get behind them

press q

by the time they try again you should have ult again so just do that.

>>173030570
>everyone is in america

okay drumpfkin

>>173030440
On certain maps she's amazing on defense. On Anubis denying the red team that health pack right near the point and keeping that ready to heal your teammates is a godsend, not to mention stealthing around the sides to hack flanking Genjis/76s/Roadhogs right before they rush into your team to discover they can't do shit without their abilities and hacking the Mercy right before she rezzes (keep your emp for this if you can, pop it the moment you see her swooping in).

I don't main Sombra at all but fuck is she fun on that map.

>>173030498
Take a break, you're losing because you're tilted. Dick around in arcade for a while, or play something else entirely.

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When will it be canon?

I'm tired of waiting

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>>173030798
McCree is for drunk sex with Sombra

>>173030270
Ster definitely.
Codey is a bit annoying sometimes because he eats his words.

>>173030973
>McCree and Sombra hook up drunk
>Sombra hacks McCree's arm and makes him finger his own asshole

Sombra would not be fun in bed tbqh

>>173031038
Why don't you want Sombra to finger your asshole, anon? You gay or something?

so if this next event is centered around overwatch, won't pretty much everybody be getting a skin? i think there are more characters in the roster that were affiliated with overwatch than not

>>173031038
why do dps suck at 2300 SR? can't kill anyone, cant hit a parah. fuck this is so annoying.

>>173030270
ster and MOONMOON.

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what the fuck is the meta

my teams keep trying bastion meme strats and getting dumped on on defense and then losing to spicy thighs because their aim is shit

i havent seen a mei or mcree in ages, reaper seems rare, is dva actually good? ive been gone since ana boost got speed nerfed

>>173030270
eeveea (mercy main) and foxpeace (has like 15 viewers)

>>173030270
Stanky is pretty fun to look at, but he is pretty loud and blasts weeb music

>>173031898
2/2/2 with usually Roadhog playing as DPS nevisse he's OP

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>>173029976
Here.
I also wish to cuddle, kiss and impregnate her.

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What should I be doing as Mei on attack. Sometimes she works for me and other's I don't contribute to anything

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>tfw Bronze
Anyone wanna play?

>>173031898
McCree is weaker than Soldier now , but not really bad. His weapon is still pretty good, just other parts of his kit are lackluster
Mei is weak against every coordinated team

>>173031898
shitters havent played mccree since fth days, he still gets played more than any other dps bar 76 in high elo
dva is ok but incredibly boring, she doesnt really have the capacity to make plays, shes just about slowing down and spreading the other team
mei only works on 2cp, her ult charge isnt retarded fast anymore so she requires the team to work around her since shes basically a tank with 250 hp
reaper sucks because hitscan is too good, he cant ever get close
also the abundance of stuns necessitates mobility spam so braindead dive sees a lot of play which reaper also isnt happy about

>>173032240
>sometimes I'm carried and sometimes I'm not

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>>173030270
harbleu. he played for /v/ in the tribes game against leddit. he's seagull's teammate

>>173030472
I'll appreciate you alright.

>>173032240
Sit on your payload and protect your tanks/dps.
If it's a capture/payload hybrid map don't pick Mei until you've captured the payload.

>so used to bad Mercys that I never expect to be rezzed and got caught by surprise not capitalizing on it the whole two times it happened in 300 hours of play

>>173032297
What region?

>>173032738
Oceania

>>173032784
Europe here, but I'll try the ping anyway

>>173032784
Well the ping to Asia is way too high but Americas is okay, so if you want to I can play on that.
GooseMan#2600

guys
what if
what i f
they cancelled the First Strike comic to make it an actual playable campaign and we're getting the first batch of missions soon

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>stuck in silver
>lose games because people wont get on the point
>literally have gold objective time every fucking game
>lose
>lose
>lose
>lose
>lose
Fucking reeeeeeeee

>>173033591
It's going to be skins. They have 0 incentive to release any kind of huge gameplay modes or changes apart from new characters since that gets a lot of media buzz.

So Blizz just successfully sued some guys who were making and selling cheats for Overwatch.

http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-39490317

Do you think that we'll see less cheaters in Overwatch as a result?

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Is Tracer trying to infiltrate the Omnics by dressing as a robot?

>>173033994
i dont get the image

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>>173026070
>adjustable spanner
Getting there, I guess...

>>173033994
It's her standard Overwatch uniform.

>>173034065
What is there to get?

>>173033994
I hope it's a sleeveless outfit. I wanna see some tracer pits

>>173033994
Where the fuck are you getting the "robot" vibe from? Are you retarded? It's her core design with different colors. There's nothing that would indicate it being a robot skin.

>>173034435
But we already have Sprinter.

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>>173033994
>Another Tracer skin

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PLEASE DO NOT BULLY ORISA, SHE'S TRYING HER BEST.

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Why was Jack the last Overwatch member to fade out?

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Which one of these Overwatch VA whores would you do /owg/?

>>173035101
The one on the right is already in action.

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>>173034932
this but also Winston

>>173033994
that could be from her rookie days, right after she became a field agent

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>tfw you wanted a fashion week event with classy tuxedo skins for the dudes and sexy dresses for the girls
>tfw we could have had widowmaker in a long black dress for her first actually good looking skin
>tfw we're gonna get retarded meme-robot reskins instead
grieve with me /b/ros

>>173024857
>https://www.facebook DOT com
>/RenaudGaland/posts/10154255666636237
Doesn't load for me, because no FB account and using lots of ad blockers.

Why do people even post stuff there, when it's clear not everyone can see it...

Lucio patch when?

>>173025009
I can see someone saying this about junk
>I called Junkrat 'Rubbishrodent' or something like that and he didn't like it at all.

>>173025073
By not being a child.

>>173025463
I've noticed this with Ana too lately. Instead of healing I see cards like "5 assists". They must've fucked with the algorithm.

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>>173028991
>I just lost 9 times in a row.
>Why is this game so utterly garbage?

Overwatch mmo when? It's not as if Blizzard wouldn't milk an opportunity, right?

>>173035449
https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/848958308643885056

>>173036464
mmos are too much work, this game is what remains of a failed mmo codenamed titan.

>>173036529
Interesting that Twitter links come thru, but Facebook links don't.

>>173036591
Read the rules and end your life. Just send the video to the console service provider and blizzard, there's no need to dox anyone.

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>>173036591

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Which Overwatch character would sound the most better with the Burned Man's voice actor?

>>173037000
Reaper, no contest

Are the omnic heroes still bad?

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Is Junkrat...dare I say it.../ourguy/?

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>>173037178
The reason why I lived is because the fire within me burned brighter than the fire around me, Jack.

>>173036464

Why would you spend all that money on an MMO? Its not cost effective compared to what people have figured out to be the actual cash cow: Non-gameplay affecting transactions

Its a great system, getting customers who already paid for a game to part with their cash for something with literally no monetary value, that doesnt affect the quality of the game

The only pre-requisite is making a good game in the first place so people keep playing and keep spending

>>173037187

Zenyatta and Bastion arent even bad

Orisa isnt an omnic. But she is bad

>>173037532
>Orisa isnt an omnic

Yes she is we've been over this.

>>173037532
>Orisa isnt an omnic.

What is she, then?

>>173033856

Well thats not true at all

>New mode: More interest in game = Higher player retention

Its the same reason they release new heroes. The micro transanction system prints money as long as the game is popular. And the best way to keep it popular is to make new content like heroes, maps, modes etc.

Keeps people at blizzard in a job, makes money for blizzards shareholders, delivers a free entertainment experience to us
Good system

>>173037532
Isnt orisa a police robot or something like that.

>>173037780
Traffic cop

What's your quirky alternate keybind you use for one of your favourite heroes?

I use mouse 2 for applying discord as Zen, and middle mouse for alternative fire.

>>173033691

The best way to climb at such a low rank isnt by playing the objective, its by murdering the enemy team

Remove key threats, make it so your team has literally nothing to do but win a free fight then stand on the point

Although people are ranked silver for a reason
On some level there are probably quite a few players who, no matter what you do, will not get on the point and will likely just beeline for the enemy spawn after a team kill

>>173036591
>>We'll call him 214 from here.
>actually thinking I'm going to be reading the rest of your post
sorry m8

>>173032368

McCree need so much support to make work he kinda is bad though. Its just that there arent that many straight ranged dps heroes in the game yet so he can still be played

Pharah and Soldier and Roadhog outclass him at his job so hard that there isnt much point in him existing

Even Hanzo outclasses him as a "Ranged Dps, Teamwipe damage ult with setup" because Hanzo had vertical mobility and better range

>>173029807
Of course you joined the losing team. There was only an opening for you because someone left, and they wouldn't leave if they were winning.

Is Pharah hard to learn? I keep on seeing Valkia getting mentioned in here, and decided to check him out. Holy shit he makes Pharah look so fun to use.

>>173037863
Don't know about quirky, but I have Dva's boosters on M2 and DM on shift.

There doesn't seem to be a clear logic with the default keys. I've changed them around for Zen, Tracer and several other characters too.

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>get put with 5 stack
>two of them instapick mercy and dva
>they're girls
>they're shit

why does this happen EVERY TIME

>>173032240

Hitting enemies with M2
Pushing little kart
Using ice wall to cover carts advance
Using m1 on slippery enemies and tanks if necessary

Ulting to win a teamfight

Realistically she makes a lot more sense as a defense hero than on offense though unless you really need to deal with genji and hes not good enough to play around you

>>173024551

Yes, some characters that speak foreign languages will on occasion say something in said language as opposed to English.

>>173038151
Kinda. If you can't land direct hits easily as Soldier or McCree will shut you down easily

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>>173038163
But their voices make me stiff

how 2 not suck at gaem

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>>173038163
>hard for girls to operate outside of sucking dicks for some kind of incentive/reward.
>girls will suck at video-games 99% of the time because it's the very first one they've played.
>girls stack with beta orbiter's who will vehemently defend them in chat and/or report you on their behalf if you give them any form of criticism.
>mercy is the slutiest slut of overwatch.
>???
>profit.


It's almost as if they're parasitic mosquitoes that don't stop sucking after you slap them, contributing nothing towards the actual game or society.

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>>173029976

Gold Gun
Peppermint Skin
WW@

>>173030440

Deny health packs near choke
Farm ult on roadhog/reinhardt
Initiate on enemy BEFORE teamfight starts

In clutch situations use translocators 4 second cooldown coupled with invisibility to stall enemy capping the point
Thats all you really have to do;

To initiate either drop your translocator at your feet and then run in with invis, translocate out then go back in and do damage

Or if you need to, throw translocator above enemy team and emp from above, but you're throwing yourself to the wolves at that point and need to gtfo fast

Also: Abuse her high mobility to be on high ground as much as possible. Move around a lot.
Be gud at tracking

Hack rein if you get the chance, it can be a free teamfight

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>when you are behind enemy lines as attack mei while your genji is throwing shurikens from behind reinhard

>>173031038

Considering her while body is like a computer at this point, andshe could do shit like hack your dick to prevent you cumming, or download a mega-orgasm add on, Im fairly certain she'd be amazing in bed

Also shes latina

Ive put a lot of thought into this

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>it's an episode where you fail every single pin

>>173037717
>>173037702

Drone just following her programming

Bastion and Zenyatta have free will and make their own decisions
Bastion may have the intelligence of a dog, but hes a free dog

Does anyone know what the average level/playtime is for people in each rank?

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>tfw your 'w' key has started to stick
walking's overrated anyway

>>173038946
I doubt there is one. After all, all those numbers are constantly changing.

>>173038907

I dont like the helmetless rein skins

I feel like Reins personality is a lot more comical and loveable when hes a talking glowing helmet

>>173038946

Doesnt exist. Time in the game doesnt directly correlate to skill because some people are bad and some are good and thats never gonna change

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Is S4 supposed to end this month or it's running until end of may?

>>173024278
is there a way to disable myself from nanboosting mercy and lucio? I don't want mercy to fly across my field of vision right as I'm trying to boost soldier

>>173039132
Why do you think it would end this month?

>>173038929
Bastion is acclaimed nature connoisseur

>>173039240

Change sensitivity on nanoboost targeting so you only boost exacrly what you're aiming at. Thats all you can really do

If mercy or lucio wanna dance around in front of you while you've just announced to everyone you wanna nanoboost then its there fault

>>173038712
I want Sombra to boop my pussy

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>>173039508
S E A T T L E

>>173039314
I dunno, i just wanna know how much time i have to finish placements.

>>173039132
Until late May

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>>173039434

Why is he so pure

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>>173039645
>>173039434

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How do i practice Aim in OW?

In CSGO, i spend hundreds of hours in Aim Maps.

However, Overwatch's practice range is dogshit. The bots move way to obvious and therefore i barely improve my tracking or flick aim.

Is there a way to like...dunno, start a game with bots who don't shot but run around like normal players?

>>173039925
Play the fucking game. There's no better practice than shooting at real people who shoot at you.

Why do people refer to Scatter Arrow as "rng"?

Exactly what part of "Geometry" is random?

>>173039925
Ana bots, headshots only.

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What would be your tier list of Overwatch characters?

S tier: Ana, 76, Roadhog

A tier: Reinhardt, Zarya, Lucio, Genji, Tracer

B tier: Pharah, Widowmaker, Mercy, Zenyatta, D.Va, Winston, Mei

C tier: McCree, Reaper, Symmetra, Junkrat, Bastion

F tier: Sombra, Orisa, Hanzo

Meme tier: Torbjorn

>>173039981
How do i set this up? Practice vs AI?

Any xboners want to be friends for some overwatch? I am casual but not awful and I am tired of only playing with my gf.

>>173040151
Figure it out. And stay far, far away from Competitive until you can learn how to navigate the fucking menus.

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How do i git gud with widowmaker?

I'm only a mediocre sniper, how do you "train" this kill?

>>173040354
See
>>173039981

>>173040102
>Sombra not B tier

just wait till you meet a good one, laddie buck.

a good torb is also pretty horrifying, but i guess meme tier is appropriate.

>>173039508

A K R O N

>>173040102
>Junkrat same tier as McCree
KEK, enjoy your stay in gold

Between all the supports, who's the least healslut?

>>173040653
Ana, you actually have to aim

What is your coping mechanism for not ragequitting when your team sucks? I keep reminding myself that the XP is still good if you lose. And I mantra "goosfraba"

>>173039981
Why Ana?

Platinum my seasons before, but Gold this time. Don't do your placements drunk.

It's absolute hell. How do these people function?

>>173040591
Junkrat is worse than prebuff Hanzo. They really need to increase his projectile speed.

Remove full damage on rollers if they have to. Make it 60 or 80 for rollers.

>>173040468
>>173039925
Is there a way to save custom game presets?

>>173040759
She can't headshot, you casserole.

>>173029976
Only in QP
Too scared to play her in comp, so I main Rein there.

>>173040761
Gold is not much different to plat.

>>173040653
Symmetra doesn't heal at all, so obviously her.

>>173040102

>Sombra and hanzo that low

Nigga just because you cant aim doesnt mean the hero is busted

>>173040653

>"Heal yourself, you injured piece of shit"

-Symmetra, Support Hero, 2017

>>173040758
>I suck more than them otherwise I would have carried, so I have no right to be mad

>>173041047
Hanzo's a high skill cap hero and he's a low skill player. Of course he thinks that way.

>>173040869
I'd never heard someone say "They've got a Pharah. Someone switch to Roadhog to drag her down here." until I had to deal with Gold. It's pretty bad dude.

>>173024278
Zenyatta is a joke character who has been propped up by Blizzard's bad decisions.

I remember during beta when I, playing Genji, could turn a corner face-to-face with Zenyatta, do a left-click, melee dash and the Zenyatta with his 150hp would be dead in an instant.

Then they unnecessarily buffed Zenyatta like crazy giving him more health and nerfing Genji so that he can't be assassinated anymore.

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>'im actually 'x' sr on my main account :p'

>>173037212
if by "/ourguy/ XDXDXD" you mean an useless piece of shit, then yes, yes he is.

How do you actually kill things with Dva, or is that not her purpose?

>>173040102
ss- 76, ana, hog
s- mccree, widow, zen, sombra
a- rein, zarya, genji, tracer, lucio
b- winston, pharah, mei, mercy, reaper, sym
c- dva, junkrat, hanzo
d- torb, orisa

>>173041573
she's a tank. she isn't meant to kill things. You're supposed to bully and distract the enemy team and finish off low health targets by chasing them down and finishing them off.

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I'd do many things to Sombra.

>>173040813
Next patch tehere will be

>>173040838
And why does that matter if you're training your own aim?

>>173040838

> casserole as an insult

kek

>>173041335

Genji pls get off the pc and go back to meditating

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"training" in some artificial vacuum won't do you as much benefit as just playing the game. Those top 500 players? They just play for 9-12 hours a day, watch their streams and see.

You "train" versus bots that can't hurt you and move in predictable ways you're just going to be giving yourself more bad habits you'll have to fix later.

>>173041335
>waa i should be able to oneshot everyone in the game with no way for them to do anything about it

>>173041868

Because then you dont get chain slept and murdered 1v6 constantly?

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>>173040838
>Casserole
Calling someone a casserole or some random name that sounded stupid in the first place is 10000x funnier than calling someone a faggot

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>>173041705
Like augment her further?

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>>173042202
And fucking her and making her call me papi.

>>173030372
I am going to do lewd things to Ster.

I'm trying to get good at Widow.

What scoped accuracy % is "good?"

Why is nanoboosting winston so satisfying

>>173042202
god i wish that couch was me

>>173041705
nice, start with making her viable

>>173039093
his head also seems much less noticeable when it's got the matching helmet

in the heat of the moment I can focus more on blasting his pale bearded face while he shambles towards me than when it's concealed, part of the reason why I'm reluctant to use the helmet-less skins

>>173041705
Honestly she has a retarded smugface ingame and is one of the most unattractive females in game.

Zarya isn't female, she is transgender omnic LG G6 BBG Ttt

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>>173042619
Because it changes him from average rump tickling chimp to anal annihilation ape.

>>173042619
>his tickle gun upgrades to a pinching gun

>>173042619

Because hes powerful, but hes not even angry!

The truth is its all those hit markers while he literally plows through the enemy team with his 90 dps wave of pain that they cant stop

>>173042728

She already is viable, git gud casserole

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>>173042719
>you'll never have your face completely buried in her

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>>173043052
>it's been almost a year since release and /v/babbs are STILL whining about Zarya

>>173043052

If thats true then why do all of her highlight intros give me a hard on

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>>173043052
It's wierd, don't even know what it is but I would fuck her so much.

>>173043059
>mfw when I see Genji mains

He is such an easy hero to counter, I wouldn't even mind if they buffed him since I never play him and he is so ez to kill

Does anyone else lag often? Like the game freezes for 2 seconds then everything resumes. On europe servers.

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who /projunkrat/ here?

>>173043173
LifesGood G6 BBQ Tmobile transgender clownborn 4 limb paraplegics always make me laugh. She is just ugly bro, deal with it.

>>173043052
>zarya is an omnic

where were you when anon had a stroke?

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Zarya is best girl.

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>enemy rein has full shield
>zarya still ults into their team
why do zaryas do this

>>173043367
its a fucking joke, she just identifies as omnic though she isnt even one.

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>>173043173

Honestly I hated her design when the game first released but shes really grown on me, especially when she has some of the most smug facial expressions in the game
Shes fun as a character

And thinking about it now, Im glad they went with a different female design that wasnt focused on sexualising her
They could have easily gone full skinny titty monster Zarya and it would have been so shit compared to loveable cyka blyat stronk zarya that we got

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>>173043360
>Women cant be cis and ugly

Who is the best character if I don't want to make any political statements?

>>173043423
>dat tiny hint of bear stubble on her chin

Ayy lmao this artists trolling faggots

>>173043467
And the best part:
she isn't gay

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>>173043451
aren't jokes supposed to be funny?

>>173043436
so your team ults?

>>173042027
>>173042158
>>173043069
You're welcome.

>tfw too bad to aim and just use melee

>>173043667
It's going to become a forced meme now.

>>173043543
bastion since she has no soul or personality

>>173043436

>Watching my friend playing on her gold account
>The teams zarya is the last person alive after a failed push
>In her dying breath with all her cooldowns offline, she ults the enemy rein and soldier and then dies

Honestly I dont understand how bad you even have to be to get placed in gold
It looks and plays like hell

I tried boosting her account the other day, and every time I left the payload to go kill people as pharah, when i returned 4 teammates were getting styled on by a lone lucio contesting forever

Its sad; because i never understood where all those "My team never plays objective or gets on the point!" Memes come from. But now i do

>>173043631
Not for everybody dumbass

>>173043738
>terrible at aiming
>always gravitate towards heroes who rely on aiming the most because those are the most fun
Screw absolutely everything

>>173043830
I play tracer and teleport around the enemies and melee them

>>173043767

Bastion is pro-anarchy, hence why he rejects society

>>173043052
She has a cute face and nice makeup, but the shitty haircut and massive forehead kinda kill it all.

>>173043767
Isn't Bastion an it?

>>173043785
Your welcome. Even for me a high skill CSGO player, it's impossible to carry these schmucks with aimbotting the enemy team since you can't kill 6 players solo. Honestly don't almost believe those vids "How I got out of silver into Diamond" and the shit. They always sound full of bs. Also my dps heroes I main are top 1% in elims and ED ratio etc on AVERAGE. Ridiculous. Still gold though.

Yeah so quickplay is definitely fucked

Queue takes absolutely fucking forever (EU) and i consistently get placed into matches 30 seconds before end

>>173043969
Bastion is canonically genderfluid

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Overwatch is dead

>>173044134
This "haha tumblr xD" shit is super boring now.

>>173044284
Yup, just bought an new account for a friend, low level players are non existent.

>>173044134
With that much oil, hydraulics, coolant and gasoline in it, it's no surprise.

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>>173042202
I wish they'd do more with this underground cyberpunk augmentation thing. Clearly Sombra has some cutting edge tech, and yet it was installed at a dingy shop. How does that even work? What are the downsides of that? Why isn't everyone doing it?

>playing comp
>KOTH Napal
>one round in, we lose, and someone on our team drops
>lose all hope of winning
>next round
>notice enemy team's mei and somba are waving at us
>don't deal us any damage, purposefully fucking their own team up
>win in what's essentially a 4v5
>they were diamond while the rest of their team was platinum
I never get this lucky

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Give me Sombra tips

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>>173043083
>she will never fall asleep on the couch with your arm around her waist as she watches her favorite dumb spanish soap opera on weekends

>>173025073
by taking frequent breaks

>>173044134

Bastion has no semblance of a gender outside of one thing

>Voiced by a guy, if thats all we have to go on, then bastion is more he than she or it

>>173044056

Tbf if you were good at the game you wouldnt have placed low in the first place

Ive played since launch and my only other modern fps experience comes from a rew years of tf2 and some console cod (also a fuckton of monday night combat and its sequel, god rest its soul) and I have never played below plat. The lowest Ive ever been was placing at 51 season 1 (finished at 68) and placing at 2800 season 2, and Ive never finished below diamond.

I dont consider myself good, I dont even own a pc to play on, I only get to play when I stay with friends or family who have one. But if you place gold or worse, then you just need tons more practice

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>>173044674
You don't want the full length?

>>173044501

Considering the fact that the illuminati shut her down and forced her to go underground, it probably makes you a target and gets you on their hit list

>>173044674
repick

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Sluts.

>>173044853
Sure, but what is your point...?

What I'd like to see more are the darker and seedier parts of the OW world, because clearly there are those, they just haven't shown us any of it.

>>173044674
Always be flanking (while in combat).

Translocator should be used 1) to gain high ground 2) to retreat a losing fight or 3) your cloak is dying and you need to "dash" to cover.

Hacking, tanks are priority targets.

Also use voice.

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>>173025073
Nothing gets me angry. Losing, heroes, bad luck, deranking, maps that I dislike... etc. Well, almost nothing.

Except Widowmaker.

Getting killed by a wWidowmaker is the only thing I dislike. Dislike is such a weak word for it actually.

I fucking hate Widowmaker. Gameplay wise, not character wise.

>>173025073
I channel my anger into SKILL

>>173043740

Let's hope not. I like it as an insult, though.

>>173044501
look at the crew again.

sym, torb, genji, mcREEEE also have cyberlimbs.

do you think if augmentation was available that every normie would sign up for a painstaking process of amputation, augmentation and then rehabilitation?

>>173045047

My point is thats why there isnt just lots of sombras running around

I mean, the worlds pretty dark as is
Genoice, racism, killer robot ai gods, revenge, corrupt govt, men walking around as sentient nanobot clouds calling themselves death etc.

>>173045047

> they just haven't shown us any of it

Dorado exists, anon

>>173042553
100%.
Or you know, 2 picks per fight.

Accuracy doesn't matter dog shit if you can't convert it to kills.

Post your best overwatch memes

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>tfw 60hz monitor
>tfw Overwatch is the first multiplayer game that I've been playing for some time in a long time
>don't know if any multiplayer games will catch my interest in the future
>tfw want to get a 144hz monitor
>shit is expensive, third world taxes
>tfw can't quite justify getting one
Keep thinking about getting one.
What do?

Would 100 Shield help Orisa's survivability?

>>173045017
W-Why would loli fareeha want to go to sadpanda?

>>173045604
Stop being poor.

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>>173045574

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>tfw garbage
>tfw cant git gud

>>173045750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE

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>>173045574

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>>173045686
what they need to do is take that headbox and move it to her flank.

memes aside, that'd make her fairly balanced and useful as a backline anchor tank since her biggest weakness is already getting flanked.

>>173045750
Don't fall for the meme you have to play HIGH SKILL heroes to climb. Play whatever you're most comfortable with

>>173045932
>>173045912
thanks

>>173024551
Lol noob.
Heroes never die means its an allied rez
Helden staab nicht means its an enemy rez.
All characters have 2 ult lines, one for allied and one for enemy

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>got 2159 from my placement matches
>climbed to 2400
>dropped to 2261

i'm just trying to get to platinum to get the 800 points

>/owg/ thinks Mercy is balanced

>Fastest ult charge in the game
>Best ult in the game
>Insane self-heal that punishes enemies that can't finish you off with more ult charge
>Super safe in the way of flying away to allies
>200HP for some stupid reason

All of the supports oughta be nerfed, but Mercy needs a bunch of nerfs the most.

>>173040102
S
>Ana,Lucio,Zarya
A
>Rein,76,Pharah,Tracer,Winston
B
>Genji,Zen,McCree,Roadhog,Dva
C
>Mercy,Mei,Hanzo
D
>Symm,Torb,Bastion,Widow,Sombra,Reaper
E
>Junkrat

source: im 4.3k

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>>173045702
To search for cute pandas.

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>>173045574

>>173025093
Junk and mcree should be lower, pretty good otherwise