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>/vg/ Guilds:
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Grovewillow, Peachy Panic, Raid Time, or Rijakk.
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First for Rat floozies.
vae milkies!
hi anons
hope u have a cozy and comfy day/evening
>>172983332
fuck OFF
>tfw no mcharr husbando
>>172982858
Which Vae is muskier?
>>172983163
Cute
>>172984009
the one with the longer hair, since it's harder to wash
>>172983332
I'm comfy are you?
>>172984952
Cute and comfy
>>172984952
i'm in wvw right now...
mcharr husband
>>172984952
>tfw no lap to sit in
female charr wife
Orange book:
>Princess Miya
>Is not Moto
Blue book:
>Why Moto is great
Green book:
>Avoid the genie!
>>172982858
Who is top and who is bottom in the Vae x Vae relationship?
>>172986838
>tfw we'll never see the conclusion after sabotaging that other rat's lab under Rata Sum with the assistance of the genie
>>172984451
Ur cute
>18 posts
>9 eceleb circlejerk or random degenerate nonsense
>6 that can be passed off as thread culture, and general memeing
>3 relating something to/from the actual game>+1 complaingin about all the above
>t-this thread isn't survivng solely by spamming furry pedo shit
RIP
Who's the flooziest HOPEsura?
>>172987726
Wew, I counted 4 actual shitposts and the rest are people bumping the new thread/posting characters or game-related images/talking about the game, you're pretentious.
>>172987726
>>t-this thread isn't survivng solely by spamming furry pedo shit
those posts are saged retard
>>172987160
>Zojja become conscious again and develop a speech impediment so they don't have to use Felicia Day or that replacement for her
>>172987265
thanks
>>172987831
I think you know.
>>172988747
If she's the flooziest, why won't she show me her butt then?
>>172987726
Vae is the only thing worth talking about
You can leave now :]
>>172988747
But I poop from there.
>>172991058
not right now you don't
>>172992108
fite me he is my daddy
>>172992225
I brought my big sis to back me up. Watch out.
>>172988261
kek
>>172878524
Ovipositors, tentacle shit, ect.
>>172804109
is she an Eevee?
What I want to know is where the fuck did all of the horseshit models come from?
There're so few good models from video game franchises thanks to The Models Resource being run by incompetent hacks, and yet there's so many models of horseshit characters out there. Fucking how and why?
great we're being raided again
>>172988297
I did not. thank you for the info on that though. i have really been trying to figure out how the fur world would work in terms of biology and culture.
would species from different regions have developed the countries the same way we have?
would racism between the many different species exist?
>>172997256
Bad News Barrett
Aces
>>172996867
Better than autistic pedo posting :]
>>172999582
All according to plan.
>>172997414
cute
I haven't played in like, three years. I've got shitty exotic gear, and bought Heart of Thorns. I suppose I'll just run through the story for now, but. What should I be doing?
>>173000330
If you can afford it, you can find some pretty alright exotics on the tradepost or start crafting ascended items if you still have the mats from ages ago.
>>173000330
Run through HoT story>Pick a class to work on its elite spec>go through mastery points in the maps>dungeons=pvp=wvw>fractals>raids>quit
SAB is also back, so do that. It's in Rata Sum. Portal's in LA.
>>172988747
Which is floozy?
>>172992225
>>172992931
i can be for both of you!
>>173000490
>>173000570
Thanks for the advice.
>>173000576
Will do.
What to do after getting every yellow and green skin?
>>172986946
>gay male ava who openly does vore RP with Chat
I don't know what you expected.
>>172991058
I just downloaded this shit and made a f2p account because I want to play a comfy garbage MMO and read campy quests. I've already made a Charr Warrior and the blood legion quests have been fun and campy so far. If I only play one other race-specific questline, which should it be?
>>173002354
Norn. Make sure you pick the passed out drunk choice so you can play through Dude Where's My Tank.
>can't stop selling all my mats as soon as I get them
how do i stop
who gon check me boo
>>173003329
the marketplace is like bank that you have to pay to use
>>173003329
>salvage all
>click the deposite to bank button asap
thats what i do mang
>>173003553
Pants off.
>>173003661
Dance off
>>173003553
show us that big brown femsura bubble ass
>>173003329
are you nornfu anon
>>173003821
miss me with that gay crap
>>173004203
probably not the one you're thinking of
>>173003329
what do they even do? crack down on cheese pizza?
I have been gone for a few years. Who are the top asura now?
>>173006935
Scroll up.
>>173007089
Wrong
>>173007114
Right.
>>173006935
keggin
t.shiilo
>>172987265
>tfw I remember how awful it was when I had brainfog for like 6 months
>remember the time I was delusional enough to beg paramedics to kill me
>remember the mistakes I've made over the years, and how I'm still looking for a job and procrastinating on doing the one thing I've wanted to focus on for years
>suddenly remember that I'm not anthony burch
>day becomes instantly better
Rats make me sick, every game with rats has them fucking it up.
Name one game that isn't fucked over by rats/gnomes/pedo shit, please fuck.
God damn furfags ruining everything they touch with their stink.
>>173009392
TERA
>>173009836
Tera is one of the worst for pedo races.
>I'm not sexually attracted to little girls, she's actually a 5000 year old hyper intelligent and mature woman, it's just a coincidence that they happen to look like little girls
The justification for pretty much every pedo playing an MMO with a pedo race.
>>173008637
You'll find your stage. Until then, the public Anthony Birch exhibit is always open to sustain those caught in life's ravines.
>>173004203
Hey! Thanks for using my edit as the thread pic OP, haha
Here's another I tried out.
>>172982858
>Mcharr
>not Charrm
>>173010303
yeah but did they ruin TERA?
TERA releases class reworks and new classes available to all, new dungeons, it's expanding to xbox and PS4, has an amazing cosmetic system, etc. get over yourself, this game blows with or without asura in fact it would be worse without asura. maybe try extending your vocabulary beyond pedo and cuck lol
>Daily Rec 66,29,19 Exp, Pots, Food in fractal lfg
who the fuk is so autistic that they want you to probably lose money doing low level fractals instead of make them from the already limited rewards?
>>173000330
do the hot maps a bit until you have enough for getting the living story maps you missed, then buy those
>>173011401
"speedrunners" aka the casual elite GW2 player that gets their advice from the horrid echochamber that is the forums and still dies to the champions at the uncategorized fractal
>be a founding member for a dungeon speed clearing static party
>nearly always have a spot on the team
>static starts doing fractal speed clears
>become a bit more distant from my other usual frac/dungeon parties because I'm spending a lot more time/effort with my new static
>gw2 dark days of content droughts, still there with my static
>raids come out
>I'm pretty much the main link that had brought my static and one of my former frac parties together, now we have a full sized raid static
>minor changes to the raid static, mostly to do with people having RL obligations
>former raid static members either quit, or are invited back in
Cut to me having RL obligations
>gone for a couple months
>come back ready to get back into raids
>hang out with what's basically the raid leader friend (from the original dungeon static)
>no longer in a party
>raid static doing a raid without even an invite
>ok.jpg
>get like 2 last minute raid invites per month when one of their new statics can't make it
>one time one of the guys I replaced that night just came late, heavily implying that I get kicked
>raid leader pointing out to the guy who I'm replacing that night (who replaced me when I was RL busy) that I've been here since the start and it's not fair that I hardly get any raid invites
>well ok at least he's sticking up for me, and the way he's talked behind the backs of some of these new replacements, they definitely aren't replacing me due to their skill level
>bitching about how it isn't fair that how my replacement(s) have been here every week for the past month or two, or w/e
>raid leader friend beta's out, admits that's not fair
>I don't get another invite for a long time
>when I do get an invite, they act like I should know how to do solo shit I've never done before, since I don't get invites anymore
>after 4 years, suddenly hardly anymore social afk party invites from raid leader friend
rant 1/2
>>173012539
raids were a mistake
the shield has a nice trail to it
>>173012539
>tonight
>come back from afk, see that half an hour ago raid leader friend sent /whisper offering a spot in the raid tonight
>he also sent skype message, since he's /whisper obviously didn't get through
>oh well, can't expect me to be good to fill in last minute for the raid guild I helped founded then got kicked out of
>send message basically saying you asked too late
>I'm still in the raid guild's skype group even though I haven't contributed to it since before I left for RL obligations
>notice that almost an hour before raid leader sent me the invite, the guild was talking about having to get multiple people to fill in for regulars tonight
>they mention how they were in the exact same scenario last friday, having to hunt down substitutes
>it wasn't even mentioned to me last friday that there were multiple spots that needed to be filled
>the skype group discussion about trying to get people to fill in ended 30 minutes before it was mentioned to me that there's a potential spot for me
Almost regret that I just politely responded before looking at the time stamps of these messages, kinda wish I just said "fuck you".
rant 2/2
>>173012539
>>173013114
This is what happens when you raid with [Here].
>>173012539
If it was true desperation he'd forgo the booty and tits.
>>173013114
you can take a horse to water but you can't make it drink
it's time to let go, anon. friends change and those dudes don't seem like your friends. you're at a point where they owe you nothing and you owe them nothing, despite their apparent struggles to find substitutes. find your place elsewhere and start from there. your raid leader friend is all wrapped up in what you both created so he will probably stay there. if you still have hope, see if you can work out a deal with him, but for the most part you've been gone for too long and the new static are too blind to see past their own noses. find a raid training guild and learn with them, grow with them, and make a new team
>>173012539
>>173013114
You should join HOPE, there's always lots of empty raid spots there, 4-7 to be more precise
>>173013824
can you guys teach?
GW2 raids weren't just a mistake, they are a joke like 95% of HoT """content."""
>>173013114
>got kicked out
>left for RL obligations
so you weren't even in the guild and you probably weren't raiding anymore. why would they message you? there's no reason to get upset it seems perfectly reasonable.
>>173013793
At this point I've been disinvited (with a random last minute call to sub in) for far longer than I was even away in the first place due to RL obligations. It's less that I feel hurt by this apparent betrayal, and more so just confused why you'd treat someone like this who's been through the thick and thin of things for four years, and was one of the instrumental reasons why the raid guild even came together in the first place (not even to mention the two separate guilds I had left before for this group (those two old guilds are long since dead, so it's not like I burned any bridges)).
I just don't get it.
>>173014182
Because as was in that green texting, this was how the guild operated with respect to people who had to leave for RL reasons before. I leave for a bit and suddenly betaness and passive aggressiveness seems to take over the guild.
>>173013895
>HOPE
>teach
If you can pass the ERP tryouts
>>173014689
which people will i be servicing?
Hello anon
>>173014689
>drosera jokingly brought up skype ERP tryouts earlier
was he not joking?
>>173014689
>>173016134
>oothier filtering out the normies so that guild ERP orgies can happen between raid bosses
>never got to erp with oothier while she still played gw2 on the regular
>>173016591
you could still grab her while she's trying to do guild missions and force erp
>>173016809
I think that would go very wrong, thats when she is most mad
>>173016932
it's fun when she's mad
>>173017025
this, I like bossy ooth more than subby ooth
So is the golem suit still the worst elite?
>>173017025
>>173017146
t. trying to trick me into raping my guild leader
>>173017146
>when oothie begs you to stop so she can focus but you just get rougher and more demanding
>>173017338
it's more like she tries to tell you what to do, and you show her who is really in charge of HOPE
>>173017292
That's literally oothier's thing, anon. She likes non con/rape, it's more exciting for her... she even said she would let her raid squads gangrape her if everyone wanted to
>>173017474
>powerful women being degraded by their own grunts or lackeys is my fetish
hnnggg
>>173017292
that's how he prefers it, sudden and unwanted
>>173017474
>>173017624
are you guys speaking from experience? or... because I'm not really inclined to believe that
>FUN and Here pervs sizing up my guild leader
Ew
>>173012539
>they definitely aren't replacing me due to their skill level
Bruh really?
>>173017735
yeah, if you approach with a hi or try to set something up she will most likely ignore you or make up an excuse. abrupt rape is the best way, sub all the way.
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW
>enough people use oothier like a living fucktoy in gw2
>she plays gw2 more often to please more people
problem fixes itself
Cute asura...
I see no one answer my question relating to GW 2 and go straight to faggotary. That person is right that this general shouldn't exist
Pensive FHD...
>>173018106
I actually log in from time to time hoping to find some lewd stuff, but it seems mostly ded
>>173017281
>>173018235
yes
>>173017281
>>173018235
racial skills don't work in serious scenarios anymore
Oothier is a BOY. A salad boy named Drosera... SOMETHIGN BAD HAPPENED DURIGN SCARLETS RAIDS
but oothie is still a boy... deep down...
>>173018158
>>173018296
Take your shit graphics card and get out.
>>173018301
>literally waiting for people to shove her on the dirt and fuck her
>/gw2g/ too pussy to do it
are you really that afraid of your boss, HOPE?
>>173018362
scarlet changed things...
>>173018387
she's a strong independent succubus who could kill me if I make a wrong move
>>173018783
she only kills you if you cum and you need to be in her for that to happen
>>173018783
>>173018957
nuh uh I just shave a few years off, I don't like killingif I don't have to
>>173019083
you smell nice
>>173019293
thanks :)
>>173018309
So bursty damage like hound of balts and the charzooka arent in use in any dungeon runs or fractal anymore? What a shame
Stinky femcharr wife
Stinky Vae wife
>>173019612
what kind of stinky?
>>173019658
>OH GOD PLEASE GIVE ME, VAE, SOME ATTENTION BEFORE I KILL MYSELF
calm down vae
>>173019890
Calm down Vae
>>173019890
Vae doesn't come here anymore retard
>tfw owl keep stealing ur baubles while ure watching some trib guide
>>173019998
>>173020003
samevae
florburz
>never played sab before
>everyone is hyped
>sab comes out
>play sab
>trashgamemode.jpg
>never play it again
u people gotta stop playing turd game modes and be a big boy and play WvW
>>173020074
>playing with jugg
duh
>>173020253
i'm only playing it for the agony infusion desu once i got that probably wont touch it again
who will you marry once the marriage system is out /gw2g/?
I need Vae in my butt
>>173020823
shutup vae
>>173019659
More fluffy less stinky
>>173013793
tfw
>>173021467
true. fluffy and clean after a nice shower
mcharr ball nuzzling
>>173023196
yeasty mcharr balls
>>173023196
clean fluffy mcharr balls
Strong and independent femcharr wife
>>173020685
Sear Coalash
What armor class is best for charr? That's the only race I don't have other than norm. I plan to make a lore friendly femcharr with practical realistic color schemes and appearances. Advice appreciated since I know some sets clip or stretch.
>>173026262
everything looks like shit on charr
focus on your global silhouette more than on the armor pieces one by one, just pick bulky gloves and broad / "buffalo back" style shoulders
>>173026262
Heavy.
>>173026585
>>173026668
First response seems to line up with the second. Aesthetics-wise I'm leaning warrior. Rev and guard do not feel fitting at all even with rytlock and all. Thanks,pals.
>>173026262
>>173027145
I think every weight can be done decently on charr. It's about picking armor that creates triangular imagery and looks very rugged n shit. Leather and metal generally work best.
See >>172984216
Fluffy malecharr cunny
>>173028441
Fuck off Vae
your cuntboy fetish is weird
>>173028502
But I just want to be noticed ;_;
I love when charr players talk about aesthetics.
>>173029363
Sylvari can be fun to design. Most people fail when they choose the wrong color schemes. Glow, hair color, skin color,eye color shouldn't clash and most people end looking like assorted candies in the wrong kind of jumbled mess. I am a fashion snob I've been told...
Vae (female) sitting on my face
>>173029773
Fashion is the ultimate end game. Even my wvw friendos know this!
The ADHD level of movement present in the female sylvari idle animations drives me insane. They removed the female human stretching animations yet left those autism child fidgets intact.
>Newfags can't into dye
>My 12 year old sister even understands to use rare dyes and different ones in separate channels
>Show her this thread and all the two-tone basic bitch HOPE toons
>"Wow anon what are they poor?
She mains femsuras
>>173029885this is hot
>>173030491
>She mains femsuras
Pic of the femsura
>>173030883
You wouldn't dare be plotting to bully a young girl? Just be content in the fact that most femsura pros are bitchy prepubescent girls. Use your imagination.
boobs are gross desu
>>173031365
I main femsuras and I wish I were a bitchy prepubescent girl.
>>173032456
fuck off gay furry that has never even felt boobs before in a sexual situation
>be on the cliff of the ruin overlooking greenbriar
>fire catapult at two faggots trying to catapult the tower wall
>the mesmer comes up to me solo and gets fist flurry'd
>necro got through the wall while I was busy
>he's low on health
>get him down
>he rallies on the lord that was almost dead (I know, stupid play on my side)
>down him again after he almost captures
>disconnect before I can kill him because trash ANet servers
>level 47 mesmer
>leveling a mesmer is the worst thing
>have 20 rare candy tomes though
>or can use the 80 boost and get phr33 l3wt
how should I end my suffering? And how does end game fun look like for mesmers?
>>173034190
use 80 boost
become the support harlot for your friends and suck their dicks with your boon/invuln/utility spam
That oothier + vae posting really died out at a specific time. Seems like some folks went to bed.
>>173035112
this is wonderful, hello lil comfy qt
funny fact, i had a pet rat as a youngster. he was really cool.
>>173035112
Share your blanket.
potent vae musk
>>173035670
No, you're stinky.
>>173036090
I just took a bath!
Far shiverpeaks expansion when?
>>173037569
Are you implying anyone works at anet anymore?
>Ywn be eir's footslave
why live at all
>>173037823
what race are you lmfao anon
I hate that the devs made it possible to basically do everything from your menu. I like needing to go out and talk to NPCs to do things. It forces you to do something other than idling in LA.
>>173038030
i like watching you /idle/ in LA
>>173036560can I take a bath with you?
>>173038119
There's plenty of room! Hop in!
How has TC been doing in WvW?
Isn't this general mostly TC? We should help TC, anons..... maybe WvW might finally be fun if we all play it together
Got a couple of probably dumb questions
How do I find the zerg in WvW?
How do I find world boss runs to tag along in?
>>173039123
>How do I find world boss runs to tag along in?
http://dulfy.net/2014/04/23/event-timer/
>How do I find the zerg in WvW?
There's usually a couple of commander tags running around, just change border if you don't see any
It's worth noting that some big wubwub guilds avoid wearing it because some try-hards from opposing servers pay transfers to spy on commander tags and reveal the location of the zerg to their home server to get an advantage
>>173040554
Thank ye
>>173020253
>played SAB back when it first came out
>"holy shit this is exactly what i needed this is amazing"
>playing it now
>"this is honestly the dumbest shit i have ever done"
it was fun when nobody had any idea what to do or how to do it, now you just speed through the levels and try not to miss a jump, otherwise some tryhard loser will spam you in allcaps
>>173043258
mmos would be fun if it wasn't for the other people
>>173043337
MMO's would be great if it wasn't for autism
>>173043517
people can be retarded fuckhead assholes without being autistic
>>173038937
It is mostly TC, some in HOPE do wvw for dailies n shit.
Don't you ever wonder whether guildies secretly fap to your character during guild missions?
How many level 80 classes does /gw2g/ have? Do you have a character for each elite spec?
>>173045439
>fapping during guild missions
its like you want Oothier to not ERP with you
>>173045439
>implying I have to be in doubt about it
How do I make gold in this game without being a gem shill?
>>173048003
Dailies
Farm nodes, do/farm fractals, do sw
>>173048003
get lucky and drop something good
I was a filthy poorfag until I found the Chosen and sold it for like 440g
>>173048003
daily fractals, sw / ab / td meta, events in any of the new maps, guild missions (only once per week but it does give u a lot of rares)
>>173048003
Be a efamous twitch streamer and get the anet devs to boost your rng to attract people to this shit game.
>>173048285
>400 gold
>rich
/gw2g/ is so cute
>>173051994
>anime trash
>>173051994
>he avatarfags as an anime girl
Shave your neckbeard, Greg.
>>173045936
11 out of my 13 are 80s and have the elite specs, it gets boring after a while.
>>173052887
Is there a reason why you have multiple 80s of the same class? I'm thinking about releveling a class I have already at 80.
>>173052535
>>173052581
>guys hey guys look at me guys I'm poor lol
>>173053270
>guys hey guys look at me I partake in nerd culture xD look at my figures and dakimakura xDDD
t. manchild
>>173051994
>>173053270
>>173053609
cute pics
>>173052581
who is greg? anon...
Anons please
don't be smelly and silly okay
PvP in this game is such a clusterfuck
Who thought this was a good idea
>>173055226
https://twitter.com/ESLGW2/status/849265788582338561
>>173054492
Daddy that's impossible!
What would a pregnant asura look like?
>>173055840
asura dont get pregnant, they lay eggs
>>173055840
What would a pregnantfutacharrlook like?
>>173055892
yeah but do they get like, a stomach bulge?
Or are the eggs too small for an ovulating asura to be noticeable?
>>173055840
>>173055978
The bulge can be a strain on the asura's body. It's a good thing the futasuras can stretch their mates out.
>>172988967
Don't tell lil Thiccsi where you go this.
>>173055840
It would be like a pregnant kangaroo, you wouldn't notice because the unborn babby is so tiny. Have you even seen the young progeny in Metrica before? You could probably fit multiple of them into a single boot.
>>173058924
delet
Fastest way to get the bauble bubbles?
>>173059830
trib mode farming
>>173058924
W-Where did you get this?
>>173059997
Alright I'll give it a shot tomorrow.
>when can we have the frogmen as playable race scummy Anet.
>>173058924
i hope you are all comfy, cozy, and plush qt anons
>>173062670
i'm not but im trying
>faggots that just wont let u do ur wvw dailies (even if it's just land claimer) only to run away back to their zerg after they lose the 1v1 against u
>Underwater combat
>>173067282
it me
I wanted to be friends
>>173067543
nice
>>173037823
She's dead tho. Queen Jennah wears no shoes and makes more sense for foot fags.
>>173051994
Go to bed little sister...
It's official. Servers are shutting down next week.
https://twitter.com/ESLGW2/status/849265788582338561
>>173071257
With this I fucking hope that Anet disbands their MUH ESPORTS philosophy and focus more on WvW and PVE balancing and content.
>>173055892
>eggs
>have bellybuttons
>they talk about child birth in game
>>173055840
progeny are so tiny they can be the minipets of the minipets or something
it's probably not as bad as >>173056034
>>173071257
What does this mean?
>>173073914
that looked like a child until I read it's supposed to be mature.
>>173072320
I may be retarded and wrong but I think this means:
>no more balance for the sake of ultimate esport perfection
>more marketing for pve than pvp
>more focus on making pvp fun rather than esport-level competitive, letting the players shape it more than anet does
>possible more frequent balance changes
>>173072320
why is it always the furfag art that states age, gender and edgy characteristics?
>>173074662
More like:
>last straw for NCS to leave GW2 to die and cut the funding some more
>>173074662
I don't follow esports. Is ESL something GW2 officially supported? I'm not understanding why this would affect anet's focus.
>>173075273
When the possible esport tournaments are out of the picture then anet doesn't have to cater balance to esports?
As far as I know ESL were the only ones hosting "serious" gw2 esport tournies, and now the gw2 esport scene officially dead
Next episode trailer when??
Good thing the Seraph and Logan wear heavy armor. If I was a guard around the Queen I'd be constantly erect since she flaunts those bare feet all the time. I wonder if she makes her soldiers wash them...
>>173072320
>>173077169
oh no Jugg fucking stop it already you piece of shit
>>173077000
I hope that meme is truebut it feels like in reality nothing will be on the table instead of "eSports"
Any leaker bros that still browse /gw2g/? pls give us something
>>173077169
>tfw no hot femcharr wife
>>173073914
>pedo charr porn
the fact that this hasn't gone down yet speaks volumes, doesn't it furrfags?
>>173077992
at least there is some dignity with lolis if anything
>>173077992
>he doesnt know about diaperfurs
filling shota vaes tummy with cummies
>>173077992
>22 years
>pedo
>>173077992
How does pedo shit even work with fictional animals that don't even look like humans? Pedo asura are obvious, because they're going for the human child look... but that pic the main thing that stands out that makes you know it's pedo shit is that the height is 5'4"... which might sound fine in human terms, but a normal Charr would be like 8' tall, so you know that one 5 feet tall is pretty much a little kid.
>>173078718
>5000 years old
>pedo
elin_farts.jpg
>>173078767
i wonder how tall asura are
can fhd give birth to charr cubs?
>>173078942
I bet Mo Zing Miko can.
>>173078718
say hi >>173010303
>>173078718
That is just a written value on furfag art.
The disgusting feline furry got no boobs and looks like puke. Any furfag should be ashamed as much as their parents are ashamed of them
>>173078767
>defending ur furfag sexuality
>>173078401
it is just that nobody wants to mention them, it is that horrible
>>173078767
>norn children isn't pedo because they're tal :dddd
that looks like a fucking charr kid with god damn nipples painted in and a vaginal covered in fur
>ITT:furries pretending to be normies trolling furries pretending to be normies pretending to be furries
>>173072320
the game is literally on its last day
Does anyone here like femcharr?
touch it~
>>173079932kys furry
>>173079932
why is this femcharr so thin
>>173079776
So it is true then, just as the prophecy foretold, in the end the game will cease to exist, and from its crumbling corpse only the fluffy cunny will remain, immortalized, birthed from the enterprise of anthropomorphic artistry of a decaying heap of broken promises and lost tradition.
>>173080251
furries, that's why.
>old pve killed in favor for 5 minute pve with grind walls
>5 minute pve killed in favor
>pve killed in favor for more pvp
>wvw left dead for years in favor for more pvp
>pvp killed off once and for all
has anet done anything right?
>>173080251
carmelita fox furries raping the charr image
scrawny femcharr having to shower last to avoid being bullied by stronger femcharr
>>173080251
Shes not
>>173079663
My point is how does it look like a charr kid? Like, if some normie saw that, would they think it's a child, or would they think it's just a big cat person?
HOW can there be furfags in the same universe of these humans that are more attractive than any femcharr:
>Queen Jennah
>Marjory
>Kasmeer
>Mai Trin
>any FHD PC
>Anise
>Ellen Kiel
>and all the other female humans in Tyria
>>173080251
being soaking wet makes you look thinner
>>173081402
doesn't matter, both options are disgusting
how to make money without hot?
butch femcharr warband
>>173081402
it looks like a child, short thing and big headed
literal charrsura
>>173081716
silverwastes
my wife on the left
>>173082407
Everyday the furfag wakes up in his parent's basement, jerking off to a picture of a fictive digital cat person.
His parents on the floor above mourn everyday for what went wrong and why the son is a fatass wanking to a feline puke pile rather than hanging out with women, or at least trying to be successful.
Are there warbands that aren't necessarily geared towards war?
Like maybe a group of scholar charr band together and form the Scroll Warband. They could have heroes like Drug Scrollmaw or Cloris Scrollkeeper.
>>173082407
Oh you.
>>173082762
>When a charr is smug on /gw2g/
>>173082884
Are furries the worst kind of masochism?
>>173082884
the fuck is going on in this picture
>>173083015
just christmas for gw2g femcharr
>>173082842
>mooning the sun
>>173082842
The sun is about to puke after observing the most horrible thing in existence
>>173083015
the end result of an old man's failure as a father.
>>173082407
me on the right
>>173082407
>tfw nice art style wasted on charr
>>173086203
>nice
that's the sort of artist that would draw humanoid asuras or sylvari elves
>>173086153
>you will never be a femcharr
why live
The absolute state of this general
>>173087401
is great, the best its ever been
>>173087401
The other day I was idling around a bunch of gay looking charr showing off my epeen. Chatted a bit about SAB, showing off a bit more epeen. A couple days later one shows up on my follower list and /w me >Hi Anon~ when he sees me every now and then, and the other one was getting pretty close while playing lullabies with a macro on an instrument.
Am I on track for getting a furry charr bf?
>>173088029
yes good job, you'll make a wonderful mcharr wife
>>173088097
Sweet. Any idea how long this reward track takes to get the final prize, or what the minor rewards are along the reward track?
>>173088475
about 30 seconds with potions
>>173088731
What's the best way to farm potions? I heard somewhere that you can get them as rewards on the reward track, but that sounded kind of suspect. Why would a reward track give you potions for that same reward track?.. I think he was just trying to get me to suck his barb.
Which MMO should I move to when anet drives the final nail into the coffin?
>>173089814
real life
>>173089814
xiv
>>173089952
This, stop playing MMOs, they all fucking die and leech your money
>>173089952
>>173090135
Why not both? In the last year I've power leveled IRL, but still have time for ded gaem genres.
>>173092000
can you post something that isnt tegs or halbeans
>>173089814
ESO if you want GW2 but better
TSW if you liked GW1
TERA if you want to ERP big hip lolis with dog cocks
FFXIV if you like subscription games that actually deliver content
>>173092632
non mmos or final fantasy are your only choices
>>173093646
>ESO if you want GW2 but better
f2p and morrowind expansion, for gw2 babies
>TSW if you liked GW1
f2p and re-released with better content, for complaining gw1fags
>TERA if you want to ERP big hip lolis with dog cocks
f2p with content updates and Xbone/PS4 beta, for oothier
>FFXIV if you like subscription games that actually deliver content
semi f2p, no trial just f2p till a certain level now, for normies
what is your excuse /gw2g/?
>>173094757
>semi f2p, no trial just f2p till a certain level now, for normies
What? Can you get to a high enough level to play dress up and idle 90% of the time?
Serious question.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12678894
>>173095584
>GW2 shuts down
>GW1 still up
>>173095584
>another mmorpg
>committing to an mmorpg in 2012+5
>>173077000
This actually happened in more than one game. The most recent one that sticks out in my mind is Rainbow Six Siege, but that's not really new. There's also the Team Fortress 2 route in which a developer sort of accidentally makes a very playable game with a playerbase that's passionate enough to crowdfund their own competitive scene including a recurring intercontinental tournament. The point is that it's always a terrible idea for developers to force a pvp scene in their own game instead of just making a game to make the game. Esports is always a cancer pustule in any game community.
i want to worship Vuncias cunny
So I just leveled a thief and unlocked daredevil with wvw tokens.
I keep hearing that pistol/pistol is objectively shit in pve but unload is immensely satisfying.
>>173098690
>futanorn likes to unload because it is immensely satisfying
what did xir mean by this?
any place where i can read up on each fractals story?
The dialog snipets i can take out form the chaos seem fun but noone else seems interested in hearing or watching it.
And googling it just brings up that fucking living story thing.
Speaking of which, so they compleately gave up on makig season1 playable? Because fuck me, everything is still referencing that slut.
>>173098952
dont bully my future wife (futa)
>>173098952
t. jealous human boy whose so called penis is smaller than my nornclit
>>173094757
Some corrections, anon.
>ESO
>f2p
Still B2P. Nothing said about any possible F2P releases either.
>TSW
>re-released with better content
Beta isn't even out. TSW's gameplay isn't stellar but there's guarantee Funcom won't fuck it up further with the release or F2P launch. Current game is still B2P. Also F2P only has one character slot (unless you goy out :^) ) so altoholics beware.TSW always kinda hated those people anyways though. Fuck trying to grind skills and shit for several characters holy fuck.
Still both better games than GW2, though. t b h all it has going for it right now is how pain-free gearing both for PvE and PvP is compared to other MMOs where you play roulette and hope you get the right drop with all the right qualities.
>>173099724
>clitfags
>>173099724
i'm a femsura and i'd worship your nornclit
>>173100485
thanks
>>173099018
Try the wiki or watch a vid, there isn't really a written story. You could probably solo a good number on T1.
>>173098690
Good work. Unload gives a nice burst heal when paired with assassins reward and invigorating precision.
>>173030491
All my armor is pretty common or easy to obtain. I also have a theme in mind for each character and most flashy effect skins and backpieces clash horribly. I also use a set of sensible dyes because celestial everything or abyss everything just ruins the detail. But because of this people think I can't play well because I don't have gratuitous time limited items
>>173100485
wew
What armor prefix do Scrappers use?
>>173109475
Apothecary's
>>173109475
Core engi is what you run for PvE (viper's with a tiny bit of sinister).
Scrapper can work in WvW and marauder's would probably be best there.
>>173112128
So Scrapper is shit in PvE/dungeons/fractals?
>>173112250
You can take scrapper and still run condi. You do less dps but scrapper gives you more durability and some team support with function gyro and superspeed. I would not recommend running power at all.
The game would still be a pile of irredeemable shit, but GW2 would be 500% better if conditions were never viable DPS in any mode.
>>173112320
So from what I gather is, I run condition but not power, include toughness, and >>173112030 healing is a proper thing for this class?
>>173112723
that's what it was b4 HoTs and everyone is zerk
>>173112867
If you are doing PvE, you run full condi stats. You can take scrapper for defensive traits but you shouldn't use toughness stat equips. Healing is unfortunately not a thing; wait for expac 2.
>>173112030
fuck off beatus
>>173113135
Which of the 4 condi prefixes should I take? Or it doesn't matter?
>>173113449
if it's open world it doesnt matter what you do
if it's not open world then metabattle.com
>>173113270
kill yourself vae you dumb piece of shit, you think its funny to just name drop me, go back to shitposting about yourself and making jokes about HOPE toons, I hope you fucking die
>>173113135
>>173113718
that's it Here is FINISHED
leave Vae alone... or else
>>173113097
>everyone is zerk
Exactly. Zerk isn't stuffed behind walls of artificial content and grind. Conditions and Power are both instances of untyped damage. There is no functional difference between the two. The only thing that the condition cap update did for GW2 PvE was throw it further into a passive ranged play ravine. PvP was already a piss bucket long before that change.
>>173113718
raziel stop trying to cause drama and go back to shitposting about FUN
>>173115325
ancora back at it again with the namedrops
i need your help gw2g, my computer wizardry is at an end
i got this connection error(s) deteced. retrying... at the game launcher since monday, i've disable both my firewall and antivirus(avast), add in -assetsrv 62.154.232.187:80 and still nothing work, now i've try reinstalling it but it still said connection error(s)
any help would be very much appreciate
>tfw no femcharr wife
>>173097472
How is TF2 nowadays? I took a break after the heavy vs pyro poll for an update event.
>>173116506
have you tried the repair method with the client? was it -repair or something after the exe?
Comfyanon is a day-drinker
>>173116506
Can you launch/update other games on your system?
Have you been getting disk errors since or around Monday?
When you uninstalled, did you also delete the GW2 shortcut so that you're no longer executing the command line argument -assetsrv?
Something useful you could've done instead of uninstalling was create another GW2 shortcut and add "-diag" as a command under the Properties target option. Instead of launching the client it would've given you a detailed report for diagnosing the issue at hand. Maybe you could still go at it, but if you can't:
Open up command prompt as an admin and type /flushdns to get rid of bad dynamic DNS entries. Maybe the IP address you specified under the -assetsrv command wasn't preferable when compared to others that would've been on the -diag report.
Maybe this will help:
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Command_line_arguments
http://www.mmoserverstatus.com/guild_wars_2
Your best bet would be to run a -diag report instead of installing/launching the game or running a /tracert www.guildwars2.com command and adjusting your -assetsrv command with the IP addresses provided.
>>173118591
>How is TF2 nowadays?Played it for a while months ago, it got an xp system where leveling up give you nothing more than a more fabulous badge. Other than that there's not much new.
There are still players.
>>173117961
you should be sad that you will never get a real life human wife you scumbag
Why are ascended accessories so hard to get compared to rings and amulets?
Also how can I emulate the PvP Paladin stats in PVE? I can't seem to be finding any gear with the paladin prefix
>>173119426
Although grindy the accessories are almost free to get from the new daily zones. If you grind daily zones for a couple of days you will get an accessory with freely chosen stats.
>>173119508
I'm not far in the story so I don't have access to everything but what are you calling "new zones"? Silverwastes? lake Doric?
>>173119350
not sure about disk errors on monday but i do get connection error on monday but after a router reset the game work just fine
i've tried -daig(before uninstalll the game) but the launcer just said go to downloading 0kb and after a while it said connection error
strange thing is on my brother com which connect to the same router, his gw2 work just fine
>play heart of the mists
>every game is against 2 or more guardians
Why even fucking bother
Goodnight anons.
>>173120128
guardians shouldn't be a problem if you are anything other than a thief
I miss my friends. I miss my guild. I miss having fun. I'm posting now and I only feel emptiness inside. How do I stop being a tool so I just leave and let go? It sucks to be a loser with only fleeting friendships on obscure games and MMO's...
>>173120051
See if you can ping the guild wars 2 host website, run a tracert, or nslookup command. Is it returning any IP addresses or are errors popping up?
Check your firewall permissions to see if you have any important IP addresses blocked.
Turn off the Avast web shield and try to launch the GW2 client. Anti-viruses can get in the way of a fresh new patch.
The issue is definitely not on ArenaNet's side
>>173121269
>I miss my friends.
Get in contact and talk with them.
>I miss my guild.
Get in contact and catch up with them.
>I miss having fun.
That's what friends are for.
>I only feel emptiness inside.
It doesn't get better, you can't crawl out of that alone. Be with those you miss, anon.
>How do I stop being a tool so I just leave and let go?
Running away isn't a valid way of moving on, not with feelings like yours.
>It sucks to be a loser with only fleeting friendships on obscure games and MMO's...
You're only a loser if you stop caring and trying. Friendship is valuable no matter how tiny it may seem to you. A listening ear can ease burdens off your shoulders.
>>173121269
Don't miss your friends, friends are overrated. They just get on your case with their own problems and shortcomings that they themselves are blind to, and make you stray from the path you chose to walk.
>>173119678
Lake Doric, Bloodstone Fen, Firerise Isle, and the frosty frontier one. All give you a ring and or a trinket plus backpack.
I hope ur all havin a cozy and comfy time anons
>>173124436
i lost my best friend
>>173124475
I'm sorry to hear that anon :c
I hope you and them can rekindle ur friendship
>>173124692
i havent talked to them in months
it's not the memories that keep me up at night rexxxie
it's the silence
>>173124848
I hope things get better for u soon anon
esports
>>173127664
The one on the left make me feel weird and tingly
Send help
>>173121269
I missed you too. Don't leave! Open up to me and I promise everything will be okay.
>>173121269
are you a qt boy
>>173121269
Fuck off Vae you deserved to lose all of your friends
>>173121269
Make a rat and join the rat clique!
>>173132474
How does one join the rat clique?
>>173132646
What a nice picture of lil Thiccsi.
>>173132938
That ain't Thiccsi you buttslut.
>>173133056
Look at that picture. Uncanny.
>>173120128
>every game is against babbys first burst mesmer
>ez wins
Why even fucking bother
>>173133910
>>173132938
So what, did she copy uumni or w/e that rats name is?
>>173134609
WHO?!
>>173134639
That one is one of the rat clique guild ring leaders, or at least was at one time. You know, one of Neb's long time flings.
>>173134639
A rat.
>rats are so unoriginal they just copy off other rats
HOPEtier toons
>>173134609
Lmao, a ratfag copied another rat, but downgraded everything about it:
>all black dye
>scarf
>bowel movement fetish
Literally shit clone.
>>173135251
>5 good rat hairstyles
>2 good rat faces
LOL must've copied XD
>>173135173
>>173135251
It's ok to copy, but the literal shit thing is not ok,
t. florburz
>>173135251
t. unnim
>>173135624
I've literally never seen this name posted in the thread before today. Are we just making up [HOPE] players and pretending there is some big secret circle jerk?
>getting this upset over a rat
virgins are not to be trusted
>>173135681
lmao are you really trying to damage control
>getting this upset over a cat
furries are not to be trusted
Stop falseflagging.
>>173135753
>unnim
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/unnim/
hmm
>getting this upset over a post
anons are not to be trusted
>>173135887
>proves its a name thats been dropped before and I'm not just making up [HOPE] players and pretending there is some big secret circle jerk
thanks for proving my point
Am I doing my Mesmer right?
>>173135852
THIS post is a false flag! Do NOT respond.
>>173135852
Shut the fuck up bitch.
>>173135951
Deleting it would be the optimal route.
unni stop shitposting just because some retard wanted to copy your art
>>173135943
shut up, scabbodoo
>>173135943
>all responses to all 9 times it was posted was "who"
>>173136050
>trying this hard to save face
if you aren't unni, you are just ruining their reputation by continuing, why reply unless this is personal for you
>>173136139
What reputation?
>>173136220
Colin is no longer part of anet can you please delete this and instead use MikeOB. Thank you.
>>173136220
the one of being a pedo-artfag
http://puruuni.tumblr.com/
but I guess you're just a big pedo-crybaby who still can't take anonymous shitposting on 4chan without having a fit
go cry to nebii
>>173135998
nah, that'd be too easy. I like the challenge from this style
>getting this upset of FHDs
erpers are not to be trusted
>>173136326
why are you so mean calsi
I don't even play this shit game anymore I just love starting drama here.
>>173136425
lani broke up with him
>>173136326
cringe
>>173136326Who is thisDelet
>>173136550
yea I cringed when I clicked the link too
>>173136520
Sad!
>tfw you'll never be a cutesura having affairs with other cutesuras and being publicly shamed in /gw2g/ for said affairs
>ratfags are shitposting about each other
what else is new, this is what happens when your circle of friends is actually circlejerking each other off
I wish Vae would stop shitposting about rats
It is so obvious now
>>173136736
Aw don't think that way, Delphy.
>>173136326
>asura porn
may as well be a child predator
>this is who ratfags look up to
no fucking wonder
>>173135681
shut up unnim
>>173136781
Falseflag falseflag falseflag! Nothing to see here just move on!
>>173136781
t. calsi trying to move the limelight off of themselves
This is clearly all done by Oothier. She is trying to kill the thread so she can finally move on to the BDO general.
MWAHAHAHAHAHA
>>173137152
Either Oothie was behind this or has an automatic notification every time her name is mentioned.
>>173137084
Actually it's me. You'll never guess who I am because I am constantly observing, never interrupting the inane stupidity in the guild.
>>173137250
I have 3 different generals open that autorefresh every 30seconds and then the tab itself lights up when theres a new post so its a habit to click and see what happened
>>173136939
It's not a false flag because you disagree
Vae is known to shitpost about threadsura and his friends too
It is no coincidence it occurs at Australian prime time
>>173137250
wouldnt it make more sense Ooth just has the thread open at most times
>>173137952
you're talking to a retarded ratfag who thinks everyone is out to get them, they are going to find dumb patterns in anything
>>173138067
Calsi?
Why is it so hard for me to find wood all of a sudden?
Also, r8 muh build, I'm trying to mix tank wit heal
>>173140845
L I N K K L E
>>173140610Scoobydoo
>tfw no femcharr queen to worship
>>173143497
Who is the [HOPE] femcharr queen?
>>173143821
femcharr believe in freedom and democracy. the idea of absolute executive power is abhorrent to them.
>tfw no totalitarian femcharr khan-ur to serve
so why is /gw2g/ all about femcharrs & femsuras again?
at first i thought they just didn't like fhds because they call them "basic bitch" tier and wanted to be them contrarians, but if they really wanted to be different, wouldn't they pick norns or salads since those are the least common?
is /gw2g/ really filled with furfags & pedos irl?
>>173145996
>is /gw2g/ really filled with furfags & pedos irl?
Yes, this should be obvious.
Where do I go for ERP on EU, /gw2g/?
>>173145996
I'm not, but I'm also casual as fuck when playing gw2
>>173146581
Join NA. Whisper Oothier.
Femsuras are for cuddling and hugs.Malesuras are for fucking.
>>173145996
ive switched from cats to salads. but i dont shitpost about it on /gw2g/
>>173148167
But I can't play on NA due to bad latency. I just want to kiss a salad. ;_;
>>173148548
Supreme taste
Sylvarade is Tyria's leading sports drink. The sylvari juice flavor you love combined with all the nutrients and electrolytes you need to get back in the fight against Primordus' minions.
I fucked calsi when Lani was offline
She still has a thing for mcharrs ;)
>>173143497
>>173144063
>worshipping the puke beasts that destroyed ascalon
has calsi even logged in recently? i thought they gave their stuff away and quit
>>173151012
I fucked lani while calsi was in the party with her, its funny because calsi is really insecure about being cuckolded and lani really loves netorare
>>173151012
>>173154343
>not doing them both at the same time
quitters
>>173154596
my story is actually real, I doubt calsi would cheat and lani, but lani cheating on calsi?happened all the time but slowly was less and less, I'm guessing the fun of cucking your partner over and over again without them knowing wore off, since it was really easy to do with how long calsi would have to work for
>>173145996
Personally I'm a big gay charrfag, and a bit disappointed that gw2g is way more about femcharr now. Also asura are disgusting. gw2g's thread quality was far higher when it had more gay charr stuff in it, this is an undeniable fact.
t. not vae, I promiss
>>173153701
vanli did the same and still logged in for SAB
>>173154738
didn't the whole lani+calsi thing start because whateverthefuck lani was known as before when she played norn was cucking ruseman?
>>173154938
yes
>>173119213
so am I
>>173154938
>lani
>upstanding norn
>turns into a degenerate femsurafag
>neb
>upstanding norn
>turns into a degenerate femsurafag
why do norn players turn into degenerate femsurafags?
>>173154746
>Personally I'm a big gay charrfag
ok
>and a bit disappointed that gw2g is way more about femcharr now
because they're fluffier and more elegant than mcharr
>Also asura are disgusting
for you
>gw2g's thread quality was far higher when it had more gay charr stuff in it, this is an undeniable fact
ok Vae
im the charr that dated calsi before lani did and calsi could never stop coming by for seconds
>>173154813
did calso log in for SAB?
>>173155092
I was a degenerate fhd who turned into a slightly less degenerate norn
I can only assume my future is something far worse than your average degenerate femsura
>>173155776
I heard they died.
>>173155781
FHD are as pure as it gets though
Are Arabic names lore-friendly for charr?
>>173161737
No. They were used by Orrian humans only.
>>173161782
Then what am I supposed to draw inspiration from for a charr name?
>>173161893
Latin and Mongol stuff iirc
>>173161893
Typical 'big and warlike race' names, but also greek and roman sometimes.
>>173161893
Roman name + object/component related from your profession+ verb from such profession/ anatomical part of charr
>>173163584
Caesar Soldierbarb
>>173164235
exactly
>>173164942
calsi may have quit but she still wants to fuck you
>>173164942
She doesn't seem very remorseful.
>>173165226
it was worth every second
Getting back into this game after a long ass time, WoW is just too shit to keep playing
Should I know anything starting out?
>>173166398
Try everything once, and stick with what you like!
That includes game modes, classes, and even races
>>173166398
Joining a guild improves your experience by miles. Especially if you want to get into raids.
>>173166668
I'm more for pvp, hows the pvp in this game?
also am I punished for preferring pvp? (like in Wow)
I miss Delphy
>>173167083
I talk to delphy every day
Where do I find other gay mcharr
>>173167282
anywhere where there are mcharr
>>173167282
I know where you can find handsome mcharr.
>hear everywhere that top money is made in silverwastes and shit
>start fractaling
>reach tier 2
>box farming makes multitudes more money
And a fuck you too internet
>>173167282
Scroll up.
>>173168291
no shit retard, inb4 this gets posted to reddit and nerfed by anet themselves
>>173172516
yeah, anet still doesn't know about them fractals, please keep them a secret thx
>>173155781
>I can only assume my future is something far worse than your average degenerate femsura
I don't think I'd even want to know what is considered worse than pedo futa cuckery.
>>173168102
>anon asking about finding gay mcharr
>florburz "but I'm not gay" florburz makes a quick response
Being gay isn't a bad thing (unless you're islamic, then RIP).
>>173157765
kek, not at all
>>173174156
I was just looking for an opportune moment to post myself.
>>173177545
Do it then.
>>173168102
Pic unrelated
>>172982858
Best edition confirmed.
I liked the last edition better
>>173178846
You do you boo.
>>173179157
Tumblr
>>173179157
I didn't know you were into Mpreg.
>>173073914
>>173079932
>>173082842
>mods remove rikki and femsura posts
>this diaper fur garbage is still here
/gw2g/ is truly lost
>>173180432
R I P
>>173168102
This character makes me want to make a Mcharr. What class would best fit for a charr?
I usually always play msylvari or Masura because I am a giant fag. Time to mix things up
>>173181352
Find inspiration in Vae and not Cloneburz.Mesmer
>>173173792
that's easy it's called being a neet furry
>>173180432
>>173058924
>>173062426
these posts are still up so....
>>173166832
The pvp actually has a following, but I think it's a joke personally.
You do get decent loot there though.
>>173180432
>being on the wrong side of history
s mh
>Getting all baubles on W2Z3
>Get 20 lives
>Lose them all trying to do the flute on disappearing clouds because can't see shit or fail
>Have 100 continue coins for backup
>Die for the 21th time and go to Moto Death Room
>Glitch through everything and end up in a room corner far away from the NPC
Fuck this. Maybe next year.
>>173183727
There's also two tribulation mode shops behind the wall, if you want that achievement as well.
How do I make more sapling, like. .. . exist?
(srsly, I can't find shit!)
>>173184013
JUST
>talk about how when SAB comes out that we would do it together
>it's out now and they are doing it with someone else
dont make fun of me, it already hurts enough
1 or 2?
>>173190704
2 ironically
>>173190704
Well it's your character, don't ask ask us what we want you to look like fuck boy
>>173190704
both are gaudy t b h
>>173190974
which one is likely to attract musky mcharr to barb him?
>>173182318
>pedo
>futa
>cuck
>implying someone fapping to cartoon animal people is worse
>>173191320
The black would confuse him and in certain areas make you invisable. He would chillaz and get his hair cut until GODDAMN it's a floating head! and get a heart attack and die and you've lost your customer base so you file for bankruptcy but attorney forbes can't even see you until OH MY FUCK it's a floating head! and attorney forbes dies and you've got a lot of debt and a lot of unusable resources so you align with guam and northern africa to start an army and try to harvest resources from thailand using your unused resources as a threat to lumping debt on their soil and everything looks good until you go to meet with the general of malasia but then FUCKING COCK FETUS it's a floating head! and he dies from a heart attack and france hits you with a brick and you die.
>>173190356
SAB is fun
>>173190704
You could probably go for some middle ground, that isn't max edge or max anti-edge.
Also where's the revealing option?
>>173191965
Glad you're having fun anononon
>>173192176
SAB ERP is also fun, don't worry we'll send you a "wish you were here" card!
>tfw no more staining the SAB bed sheets with you and your waifu's hot cum
>>173192903
t. lansi and cali ERPing while everyone waits at the finish line for them
>>173192903
reeeeeee
>>173193016
>Hot and smelly rat cum
Gross, stop.
>>173192903
>>173193016
>>173193041
>>173193501
>ywn take a peek at Lani pinning Calsi down and working that rat pussy while everyone else waits for them to finish
unblock me
Cozy and comfy?
>>173193764
You will never take lani's futabutt while she is pinning down calsi
>you will never bone linkkle
I'll be midna and you be link!
>>173195428
no one cares about you, shut up
>>173195428
over my dead asuraim just kidding~ id love to see more LoZ cosplays in gw2
>>173195428
Linkkle is my wife!
I can almost weather the mountains of degeneracy here, because >lol 4chan what did you expect.... but asura names just add that extra bit of irritation that just pushes you over the edge with contempt.
>>173196229
eh everyone has their gripes
for me its the sparkle charr but you gota remember that everyone is someones gripe
Hey HOPE janitor clean up your thread
Or do you refuse because they are your members?
>>173196330
The names are JUST SO IRRITATING! Especially when different ones are posted in quick succession, it's just so apparent that they're all the same and it's not just isolated examples of horrible irritation. Sounds like some fucking retarded pokemon that was designed to sound horribly annoying.
>>173196568
>asking rhetorical questions rather than just letting the thread die
>>173196568
>implying its not a FUN janitor
>>173196605
You should get that looked at anon, no normal person gets this pissed off over bad memes or fake race naming conventions
>>173196829
They are HOPE
I can post the proof
>>173197202
>not just posting it
tfw you know who the HOPE janitor is but never told him
>>173197891
How much of a NEET seeking purpose in life do you have to be to be a janitor for free? At least my short time being on chan staff was as an admin of some not-4chan chan, still didn't want to stay for too long though.
Fun adventures with friends all day then getting cozy at a comfy Inn and listening + sharing stories with other adventurers and explorers.
>>173198465
Just ask_______ ______the neet HOPE janitor
where is calsi
calsi
>>173199316
>reading
what did they mean by this?
I know you are awake HOPE janitor
Clean up your mess like a good boy
>>173199664
Do you think jannies (especially HOPE jannies) have a humiliation fetish?
>janitor still hasnt cleaned up anything
fucking do your job you stupid HOPEfag
Has the janitor even passed Drosera's ERP entrance exam?
>>173199980
the janitorwrotethe exam
>>173200163
>wrote
>books
>erp
LANI?
anons why are you being so silly
>>173200328
>known to ERP with past HOPE leaders
>loves to cuck, attention whores are perfect victims for cucking
>all those cucks are more powerful contacts in HOPE
Lani has had HOPE insider privileges and definately could have at least influenced the HOPE ERP Entrance Exam (HEEE for short).
PICK UP MY SHIT HOPE JANNY
>>173200975
You do it.
>>173200975
This is how ghettos are made. People like this Anon shit on the floor, then when the garbage man comes to clean up he's attacked by poo throwing Anons, laughing in the trees. Then the garbage man just doesn't come anymore.
is SAB ERP fun?
do you involve the nunchucks as a double dildo or the whip for booty whipping?
does it get messy riding a futanorn in a tiny SAB bed?
>>173201367
Can't change cloths in SAB, so it's not as spontaneous, which is one of the big fun aspects of it.
gw2g has been extra disgusting these past couple days
>>173202050
>>173202728
now THIS is actually true while being funny
>>173202728
>>173202728
lmfao
>>173202728
this made me cringe
>>173202642
yeah it's kind of sad how pedo futa cuck fetishists like Lani >>173201367
are driving this place into the ground
kek
ohnifag speechless but his reply says everything
>b-b-but you play black desert!
>>173202728
you smell nice!
has the HOPE jani told you who i am yet?
>>173202953
>>173202728
>comicfag is so unfunny HOPE leader has to show him how to make a proper edit
How sad.
>>173202728
i think we should leave the new memes to him my man
love you but this is lame
onhi is vae
t. hope janitor
but you're the one giving me (You)s on this general, ohnicuck
>>173202958
thanks, and no I don't even know the HOPE jani hopefully he is looking out for me
>>173202841
>>173202728
HOPEshills have arrived
>>173199316
>sarah andersen edit #2233141515.0111
>>173203147
this
oother actually contributes to the general and community
what does ohnifag even do? is he trying to make a name for himself by attacking the only relevant posters in this general??
>>173203147
funny
redeemed yourself
>>173203359
he can be funny and that's better than 75% of current posters
>>173203532
except anyone can shitpost about guilds, it takes someone special to contribute actual OC and talk about the game, he is the 75%
>>173203559
what?
you realize these are only funny when they represent gw2g
>>173203559
explain
i think ohnicuck is piecing together random shitposting and editing cringe comics again
>>173203559
drosera fix it
>>173203559
DEEP onhi lore
>>173203703
sounds like you're just mad that he's talking about HOPE
i'm just saying they're funny sometimes and it's worth it.
This one is shit though >>173203559
i'm glad he posted >>173202050
because the 75 posts above this were off-putting.
Typical HOPE bringing drama back into the thread and Drosera encouraging it
FUN and Here would never let that happen
>>173203559
>>173204020
k
>>173204165
>sounds like you're just mad that he's talking about HOPE
i think you want to believe i am so you dont have to press your mind about whether he's actually funny or not, and they're mostly bad
i wouldnt be surprised if it was just you samefagging tho
>i'm glad he posted
so going back to my point about anyone shitposting about guilds, you think a cringy edit is somehow better than >>173200882
>>173199980
>>173196605
just making sure you're retarded
actually i could point out funnier posts, the jani shitter and SAB posts >>173196568
>>173190356
got a smirk out of me, bad memes didnt
>>173204305
>it has better editing
>it actually makes sense
>it's not forced as fuck
HOPE leader does it again, keep it up comicfag so dros can do more, thx
>>173204165
>game discussion is off-putting
I don't give a fuck if there was shitposting between it, it's better than irrelevant shitposting any day of the week, retarded comics only make it worse.
>>173204520
doubt onhi even browses, he probably thinks here and FUN are real guilds
>>173204418
no, you just made it sound like you were
yes, like i said sometimes his pictures are funny which make them better, sometimes they are not.
Third, I saw those posts and i also thought the second one was funny but the janitor one wasnt. Preferences are a thing.
>>173204715
that explains why they barely make sense
probably some eurocuck who cant read english either desu
I fucking hate europeans
I got ectoplasm from a black lion chest. Should I salvage this or do I need it for crafting?
>>173204418
this is cringe raziel
>>173204845
>no, you just made it sound like you were
except all I said was anyone can shitpost about guilds, somehow I am mad because I care about HOPE? strawman harder, queer
>yes, like i said sometimes his pictures are funny
this is where you are objectively wrong, just see
>>173204715
>>173204852
even other people think they dont make sense most of the time, and the comics themselves are "LOL" tier at best
the janitor joke was clever because janitors clean up shitposting, there is actual wit to it, unlike this guy you either have a hard-on for, or simply are.
>>173204418
>got a smirk out of me, bad memes didnt
I am onhi, and I got you to smirk. I win buddy.
Also, I don't really think I'm funny. I'm just bored at work and I browse boards where I see comics posted. I literally take two seconds to edit and I'm done. I get paid 35 dollars an hour to shitpost btw
>>173205167
yea no shit, oothier already said that >>173202728
>>173205065
It seemed that way whether you tried to or not and that's it. I'm not saying i was right, no need to get so mad "queer".
i agree, some of them dont make sense and like i said sometimes they're good sometimes they're not
preference and that's it
>>173204609
i never said this
scroll up 75 posts and see for yourself
I'm here specifically to help people who have real game related questions
>>173205167
>I am onhi, and I got you to smirk. I win buddy.
kek lets say this isnt a falseflag; so the janitorposting was you, i dont give a fuck if you're butthurt about HOPE but i am replying to tell you the comics are not your forte and you should probably stop, they are cringy as hell
keep making me smirk in other ways, thats good, your comics are bad just to reiterate.
stopped reading your post when you started blogging btw, you act like i care about you on a personal level, like you're some kind of weirdo
>>173205167
why so hostile to ooth
>>173205294
He is really funny anon
>>173204993
i sell mine, never salvage ecto all you get are essences of luck which you'll get throughout the whole game either way.
sorry queer, but i only wanted ohni to reply, you seem largely in-denial that his comics are unfunny and enjoy bad shitposting, thats something you have to come to terms with personally, not me. also repeating yourself isnt a good way to argue, lul.
>>173205556
I like this one
>>173205167
>I'm just bored
>I have a job!
>I'm getting paid to do this!!!
stop the cringe train
>>173205730
cringe
give me the pocket mcharr
>ohnicuck using his own shitposts for comic material
wew, redundant and boring
>>173205827
you probably have a shit sense of humor senpai
>>173206108
stfu vae
the adults are talking
>>173205730
Was never arguing, but whatever helps you sleep man. I wouldn't have to repeat myself if you understood the first time.
>be queer
>be in denial that ohni comics are unfunny
>deny he was even arguing about them
>doesnt know what arguing means
>doesnt realize he only repeated himself because he didnt have an argument and couldnt refute my post
wew lad, these are the kind of people that like those shitty comics being posted here?
Vuncia sitting on my pocket mcharrs face
>>173205648
Thanks. How do increase max health in SAB? Is SAB even worth the trouble?
>>173205167
>>173206615
you should be working on getting the skins but i dont think you can raise your health
http://dulfy.net/2017/03/30/gw2-super-adventure-box-2017-guide/
if you're new, dulfy puts out guides on every event so make sure you check them out
>>173206675
heh, this is good
>>173206675
god damn anon, thats funny on another level just because I know the original and the words you wrote aren't even a parady
if you have the original can you post, I feel like its an funny appreciation that might be lost on some posters
>>173206968
>>173206841
thanks lol
>>173205556
>something that didn't happen
not funny
>>173206675
>this happens all the time
FUCKING LOL
I wonder what the difference is
>>173207438
this, ohni doesnt get humor, "being bored at work" and thinking you're not funny doesnt somehow make it ok when you're posting for attention
>onhi so blown the fuck out he can't even post
>>173207853
he's too destroyed, all he can do is post edits of webcomics and oothie comes along to fix them
>>173207438
>FUCKING LOL
Neither of them are funny
>>173208137
>>173207853
i think the toilets got clogged at his work, they probably asked him to go clean it
>>173208163
>guy says anons comic isn't funny
>there isn't a sperg out for the next 100 posts
nice
>>173208806
It's quite telling about ohni's fans and how bad he actually is.
Why are you so lame, /gw2g/?
Why do you create drama and false flag nonsense for yourself, /gw2g/?
Why do you namedrop people, /gw2g/?
>>173208806
>tfw all of gw2g posts are sperg posts
Post your Top 3 cringiest gw2g personalities
oh boy here we go more bullshit
>>173210105
wooden potatoes
aurora peachy
bog otter
>>173210105
1) Raziel
2) Shiilo
3) who was that gook character again who always nagged Ruseman that she wanted to be a guild officer but he the most he did was laugh in her face about that?
>>173212197
>3) who was that gook character again who always nagged Ruseman that she wanted to be a guild officer but he the most he did was laugh in her face about that?
Oh it was something like Charsy or something
tfw no femcharr fursona character sheet
>>173212583
you're an interesting fellow anon
amidst all the autistic video game race hate and shit flinging, you still find the time to post weird stuff like this. do you play the game? what do you like most about femcharr? are you one of those posters that hates human/asura characters or do you like femcharr and feel indifferent about the other races? do you play more than just femcharr?
>>173212271
charty?
Cunny
NO FLOOZE
snug femcharr cuddles
HOPE...... Please.... Respond....I'm alone and scared :'(
I miss you HOPE....
trying to think of a title for a chrono-
Chronomancer
Chronologist
Chonarch
Timecrafter
thoughts/votes?
>>173220706
Needlespinner
>>173220706
Femcharr
>>173218176
Are you alone?
>>173223760
>tfw no strong femcharr to piggy back ride
>tfw no femcharr to ride all day
>>173220706
all of those are shit
>>173226441
so are you going to come up with better or you just guna shitpost?
>>173227148
Samuel Al'Haidin
Maximus Degeneratus
Four Chin Meme Generator
>>173213392
Yes that's the autist. Definately in the gw2g cringiest top three.
>>173230115
Why is Raziel cringe? He's a real nice guy
>Steve Blum
is there a general that talks less about the game than this one
>>173231379
Yep.
>>173231379
sc2g
>>173230926
desu im more pissed off about the old man voice
Whats the fastest path on Caudecus Manor, I need tokens for some shit.
Or are all 3 of them not so bad
>>173236407
do all 3, one path might require a thief
>>173209020
its legit probably people who don't even play the game anymore and haven't found a new thread to shitpost in because they would have to lurk and be newfags before being able to create drama and falseflag
>>173238163
TFW you will never hold hands with dros during guild missions in front of everybody
Sowhy do people play this game.
>>173241503
Because.
>>173241853
Too many furries with no creativity creating reference albums from the GS auto animation.
>>173242901
We are humans too
>inb4 anon having an outburst
>>173243548
Then realize you can take poses from literally anything else, as long as you compile a halfway-decent reference. Doesn't matter if it's a different game or a screengrab from a TV show. Artists are good like that.
Hello is this a good game to start as a new player in...? I got bullied really badly on my current mmo and would like to try something new
>>173243797
>I got bullied really badly on my current mmo
What MMO?
>>173205167
>>173205532
in anons defense that wasnt even ohni's joke, he seems like an uncreative guy.
he took his own shitpost >>173205556
and put it in a comic like thats any funnier
>>173243797
Give me your lunch money nerd.
>>173243797
People are generally helpful, but there's shitposting everywhere, not just here.
>>173243881
FFXIV
>>173244034
Thanks, how is the base game? I won't have any money to buy the expansion until friday
>>173243881
The community of this game is actually VERY helpful, to the point where it actually gets annoying at times.
I actually filter map chat a good percentage of the time just so i dont have to see someone get spoonfed every single minute detail of an aspect of a thing for twenty minutes when they literally could have just typed "/wiki thing they want to know about" and gotten the info themselves.
That said, leave this general and never come back. There is nothing for you here but people shitposting forced memes at each other all day.
Here comes Thiccsi cotton tail. Farting down the floozy trail.
I haven't played the game in a while, but is there currently an easy way to get an ascended weapon in the game?
I remember reading a post (i think it was on the official forums) a couple of days ago (could also be weeks) where a guy mentioned something about an easy way to obtain an ascended weapon now in one of the latest patches, but i don't remember what it was. Wish i saved it somewhere.
>>173246667
What is "easy"?
There are a couple collections that are easy, but take some time to finish and they reward you with a weapon chest. I think the most recent thing you may have read is this though
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Guide_to_Current_Event_achievements#Caladbolg_Regrown
What is "floozy?"
>>173247436
loose femcharr cunny
what profession/gender combo should i commission art for? cats/rats only. multiple characters optional.
>>173247249
That might be it, but still seems like quite a lot of work. The guy talked like it was kind of like a catch-up for people who still didn't have an ascended weapon, but guess i just remember it wrong.
>>173244494
There's actually a lot of content for the base game, you can get to 80 and do dungeons, it's just a little restricted in some features regarding trade, communicating to people, etc. but it's not that bad. If you want to talk to some bros who actually want to talk about the game, you oughta get outta this place and join one of the guilds at the bottom of the OP >>172982858
They both have discords, and are also pretty damn helpful, have guild missions, etc.
>>173247829
It's only a lot of work the first time because you have to do the scavenger hunt thing, but every character after just has to have the mats and finish the boss fights. Keep in mind that your only choices for ascended weapons are dagger, sword, greatsword, shield, and scepter.
>tfw you find her
>>173249285
How does she smell?
>>173247819
mcharr always
>>173250550
but what profession?
Name old dead avatars
go
>>173250625
prostitute
>>173250678
drosera korruptia
>>173250625
mesmer, engineer or warrior, whichever is your preferred armour weight
>>173250678
where's the epic name drop list when you need it?
Hello thread! There's thunder outside.
>>173252075
Oh please don't say these things.there's thunder outside here too. Please dont live near me, cancer rat.
>>173252940turn around
>charr and asura stinking up the thread again