/srg/ - Speedrunning General

let

When does the MrSpeedrun shitposting begin

Tell me what to speedrun

>>172955875
Medievil

>>172955875
Garfield: Lasagna World Tour

>>172955806
so who is MrSpeedrun?

>>172956319
Future SM64 WR holder

>>172956068
>>172956170
Thanks, gimme a week and I'll get WR and become a tranny in the process

>Former WR holder in bio when you are now 6th

>>172957989
Holding WR in a competitive game is an accomplishment, they deserve the washed up title of former WR holder

>>172958340
No it isn't, the time was bad.

Holy shit narcissa is just fucking SAD now.

I can't even keep it going in the background to wait for something funny to happen. It's too depressing.

"I'm making so much progress in my life! ...b... but I'm not even close to where I want to be... but soon, excellence will just EXUDE from the stream!" (175 viewers)

>>172959075
No one cares, you tranny loving cuckold.

Dutchj will never be capable of WR.
Flippy_o will never be capable of WR.
BounceyBoyy will never be capable of WR.

https://twitter.com/ingx24/status/848939703462240256

dude having an autist meltdown. check his tweets for a laugh

>puncay and cheese have the SAME movement, puncay just hasn't done enough runs so his sum of best is lower!
>biinny could get world record first try if he didn't use mic
>TEH URRRN
>WR HOYIP

>>172960431
>epic teenage sperg styled tweets
>amusing in any conceivable way
You're probably him baiting for replies

>>172961258
Anon, it's not hard to be a grindmonkey, especially if it's literally your job like in Cheese's case. There are thousands of CSGO shitters doing exactly the same and for free.

>>172961520
thanks for the irrelevant response!

>>172961595
You're welcome!

>>172961258
>puncay and cheese have the SAME movement, puncay just hasn't done enough runs so his sum of best is lower!
true
>biinny could get world record first try if he didn't use mic
very unlikely

>>172955875
hotline miami

tell me what is wrong with being a grind monkey
you cant

>>172962278
>true
lmao

>>172964117
end it zast

>>172963915
everyone who srg calls a grind monkey has contributed massively to their games. proves they dont know shit lol

>>172964595
Source? Is that fat stream monster fuck the cause of all this shit in the thread?

>>172965332
someone linked a clip from squid's stream on a monkey post that showed zast's nick as the person who clipped it
there are at least 2 other confirmed monkeyposters and me though

>>172965332
did a clip on grav adding the meme crap and proud of it
posted about her(barb) and "being a good source of drama"

there's still others though
the "squid" clique changed to being all about him after cyf

>>172963915
They mindlessly spam runs, don't practice efficiently, and don't focus as best as they could.

For every route there's a peak, which can be achieved through all of the above, but grindmonkeys not only take significantly longer to get to that point, they push past it to get viewers and donations rolling in. Cheese himself said he wouldn't be interested in getting 1:39 without the stream.

>>172965829
>>172966006
that is truly embarrassing

>the obsessed freak stumbles into the thread, his eyes wild
>everyone stops and stares at this poor soul as he begins his insane tirade
>only bits and pieces of his nonsensical drivel can be made out
>"...culturalxmonkeyxgrindx70starxmarxist... "
>his bizarre ramblings finally come to an end and the obsessed freak wanders back out
>he is sure to to return and repeat the exact same lines over and over again, like some sort of monkey, endlessly grinding away
>squid sighs and gets back to his ape escape 2 runs, knowing the obsessed freak is beyond all hope

>>172969983
zastbat*

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did srg finally run out of speedrunners to expose

>>172971720
>zastbat panicking after being exposed as being obsessed with squid and now worrying that they will pick up on the fact that he is a fat neckbeard who has accomplished nothing and doesnt even speedrun

>>172972554
he changed his name

>>172967093
There was a time where Cheese really did care about the game. He improved extremely fast initially, and contributed a lot around the time he first started getting records.

He's definitely stagnated though. 1:38 is within the realm of human possibility, and if Cheese put as much passion and effort into practice as he did before, he'd probably be there by now. But he just doesn't care anymore. He just wants to grind runs and collect twitch money.

>>172980275
This post is https://twitter.com/AtkHeli

This is the guy who obsesses over Squid 24/7 and exposed himself by clipping a clip on Twitch and not knowing it shows you who clips it

>>172982376
end it zastbat you worthless stream monster

>>172982690
>zastbat the worthless stream monster thinks he is exposing anyone other than himself after revealing himself as the obsessed cuck

>>172982958
>p-please stop exposing me... ooh ooh...

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can we do anything to save speedrunning?

>>172983640
Shoot up the next GDQ

>>172983825
>it makes headlines in international news, giving free publicity to all future GDQ events
nice going

>>172985202
>every tranny, oldboi, newboi, and autist will be dead, creating a clean slate for speedrunning to be rebuilt from the ground up
>SRG shitters who are even more autistic than GDQ attendees didnt go so theyre the only ones left
>The only speedgame left is medievil
>Speedrunning is saved

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I'm trying to get gud at punch out.

I keep losing runs to sandman, though. Are there any visual cues in the background of the fight, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNk8oJvhejQ such as this, which show when sandman's gonna do his rush shit?

I don't know any speed strats yet, I'm practicing getting decent at the game first

>>172985632
>punch out
You can't speedrun QTE simulators.

>>172985632
http://www.speedrun.com/mtpo/guide/vsrgd

>you are grind monkey if you don't devote adequate time to focused practice

OK, but what is "focused" practice? What makes it different from regular practice? Because I would say doing regular runs is practice enough for most games.

>>172992725
Playing the game is practice. Repeating a segment over and over is practice.

The latest meme for people who want to look like above it all speed connoisseurs is saying that people don't do 'correct' practice.

There is no such thing as in-correct practice. If you are playing a segment, it is being practiced.

Grind monkey is also a meme phrase that these types of people throw around to try and raise their own status.

>>172992914
People practice the wrong movement or strat when they incorrectly think they're practicing the right movement or strat. If you're practicing the wrong thing forever, you'll never get good at doing the right thing.

It's not that complicated, but people often fail to do uncomplicated things.

>>172994790
No game has direct set of inputs you have to follow. There is only slower movement, not all players practice the top strats. The new meme is claiming normal practice, is not good enough.

>>172994790
The problem with this is that, in many games, movement is a spectrum. It's not just "right" or "wrong", it's only more or less optimal.

>>172995269
>>172995449
I'm talking specifically about speedrunners who believe they're practicing something that they're not really practicing.

>>172995269
>No game has direct set of inputs you have to follow.
Literally all of them do unless you're reacting to a lot of RNG.

Why are people in here trying to deny the existence of efficient practice? It's not like this is some made up abstract concept, it's a well understood facet of the human learning process.

>>172998910
WRONG

Many games give the player the option to do various inputs at different times. The player is free to push whatever buttons whenever he wants. So you are incorrect in assuming that all games have direct set of inputs you have to follow.

>>172999901
In a general sense the optimal inputs are always the same, the only exceptions are in areas with RNG and areas where you can do inputs that don't affect your time.
>The player is free to push whatever buttons whenever he wants.
Yes, but if your goal is to get an optimized run in the least amount of time, there are a specific set of steps you need to take to do so.

http://lifehacker.com/5939374/a-better-way-to-practice

>speedrunners don't know the difference between mindless practice and deliberate practice.

>>173000873
some of them do, but you're right, a lot of them seem to be clueless of the concept.

hey squid hows your sm64 project going?

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>calling speedruns projects
Do people actually do this?

>>173003137
If men like Callumbal can rightly be called "people", then yes, they do.

Bounceyboy has a better time than Squid in 70 star now after like 2 days of runs.

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Where does BotW rank in terms of entertaining zelda runs?

>>173003551
he must be truly skilled

When I have "beef" with guys like you, and then I meet guys like you at a GDQ, I fucking laugh to myself. You always manage to fall short of my most generous expectations. Usually either massively overweight or underweight, clueless how to dress, bad hygiene, socially anxious to a point I'm surprised you're not having massive heart attacks when walking down the hallways. Just a lot of pathetic shit. I go back to my hotel room, in my nice clothes, with my real, honest friends. And I know in a hotel room down the hall, there is some cuck whose worst insecurities are coming out because they wish they could be like me.

>>173004134
at the bottom
of the well

>>172955875
vice city

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>tfw to intelligent to speedrun

all the categories are arbitrary

>>173006817
he's right though. In real life, Goose could actually get pussy while the rest of the r/samandtolki fags sit and gawk at Narcissa. Reddit is cancer.

>>173010343
the sad part is narcissa would actually fuck you(for $$$) if you ask him over twitter but those faggots would rather jerk each other off. what a waste.

>>173010343
that's just what he wants you to think
he's an ugly, untouchable permavirgin just like everyone else in his social circle
he just tries hard to look like he's above it all

>>172987067
holy shit did (((he))) really look like that?! nigga looks like cancer

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>>173012134

>>172992914
Repetition practice is only good if you're doing everything correctly, and you're just ingraining it into muscle movement. If you're failing something, it takes actual brain power for you to analyze what you're doing and why it isn't working, and actively trying to force yourself to fix the problem until you can consistently do it right.

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>>173012189
Perhaps the 2nd most crazy set of eyes, trumped only by...

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>>173012356

>>172987067
Damn I am 30 and have a better hair line than this faggot.

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Croni here. Night night everybody I hope you have a good sleep and get a personal best tomorrow

Notice how for every grind monkey, there is a truly skilled runner that will not only beat their grinded time in only a few attempts but also makes strides to route and improve the game.

Known Pairings:

Grind Monkey: Squid
Truly Skilled: Ion
Games: Billy, Ape Escape 2

Grind Monkey: ellonija
Truly Skilled: cyghfer
Game: Mega Man 2

Grind Monkey: Jodenstone
Truly Skilled: Marco
Game: OoT MST

Grind Monkeys: Skater
Truly Skilled: Torje
Game: OoT Any%

Grind Monkeys: Cheese
Truly Skilled: Nero
Game: SM64

Grind Monkey: yashi
Truly Skilled: pykn
Game: Goemon

Grind Monkey: Xelna
Truly Skilled: Kryssstal
Game: A Link to the Past

Grind Monkey: Magmapeach
Truly Skilled: Nero
Game: Mega Man 9

Grind Monkey: Greanbean
Truly skilled: Becored
Game: Wario Land 4

Grind Monkey: Werster
Truly skilled: Exarion
Games: Pokemon Red

Grind Monkeys: FuriousPaul, JoeDamillio
Truly Skilled: twocat
Game: Super Castlevania 4

Grind Monkey: GrowthKasai
Truly Skilled: SlayerofBabies
Game: Turok

Grind Monkey: NoobKillerRoof
Truly Skilled: Brescaz
Game: Medievil II

Grind Monkey: oatsngoats
Truly Skilled: Zoast
Game: Super Metroid

Grind Monkey: darbian
Truly Skilled: kosmicd12
Game: Super Mario Bros.

Grind Monkey: Aquas
Truly Skilled: becored
Game: Gimmick

Grind Monkey: Kissmyafrocard
Truly Skilled: Mahlasarvi
Game: Castlevania

Grind Monkey: thmcs
Truly Skilled: Sharo
Game: Sly

Grind Monkey: CaracarnVi
Truly Skilled: NESCardinality
Game: Dragon Warrior

>>172956170
yes please run this game

>>173018350
thanks for the late response!

>>173017749
wording this

>>173012236
You are literally the exact faggot that is spouting this correct practice meme lmao. You treat it like some kind of difficult, ancient art. Please get over yourself, people know that they need to do something correctly if they can't do it. Unreal, honestly

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>trying to git gud at GTA:SA driving to do ILs of the races

>takes me a whole evening to break typical marathon pace of 2:30 for Badlands races

>best for the night is like 2:25

im not gonna make it lads

i didnt double check any of these times cuz ive been outtta town but still maybe it was 2:35 and 2:40 instead idk

>>173003551
BounceyBoy has been playing SM64 for a very long time now, whereas Squid has not been playing at all. Give it up, obsessed freak.

>>173019827
thanks for the late response!

>>173019960
thanks for the late response!

this 'not really practice meme' is being spouted by flippy, do not respond

>>173019928
what is this gay shit

>>173020073
I just wish that in gta sa you could drive manual and also that it had more races

Comfy bertin strem

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

So is this general, LMAO

serg dies tonight
here
and now

The God Gamer Stigma

The Grind Monkey Stigma

The Stigma Stigma

>>173010343
>In real life, Goose could actually get pussy
In what universe are women attracted to 27 year old diglets with no job or education and a slight hint of Down's syndrome??

>>173019827
>speedrunners denying the existence of practice efficiency, a well understood and universally applicable facet of human learning.
You have to be 18+ to post here.

>>173031045
Well put, anon.

>>173019928
what's your pb on city slicking

https://pastebin.com/HL2Zt33L

>>173031045
>>173031157
Stop forcing the 'correct practice' meme. People know how to practice. You are in no place to say what is wrong and right practice.

>>173035578
You can keep saying that over and over if it makes you feel better, but it's not going to make it come true.

>>173035796
Not going to make what come true? I'm not claiming good practice doesn't exist, I'm saying any practice is good practice and everyone knows how to practice whatever may be troubling them, you don't need to stomp around acting high and mightly calling the shots like the big I am. Give it a rest, you're shit at SM64 yourself.

>>173036074
>I'm saying any practice is good practice
So, doing movement lazily without paying attention to what you're actually doing and in consequence ending up with a lot of poorly put together muscle memory is good practice in your opinion? Why even argue if you're that ignorant about the subject?

>>173036074
>any practice is good practice
No.

Bad practice is better than no practice, sure, but not all practice is good practice.

>everyone knows how to practice whatever may be troubling them
No they don't. That's why MrSpeedrun is only good at like 3 stars despite practicing for 4 hours a day and having over 2000 hours invested into the game.

>>173033367
>only 72 views
howling, how relevant does this mong think he is

>notice hokorobi is live
>watch for a while
>go to bed
>wake up 9 hours later
>he's still streaming
whoa... so this... is the power of the japanese grindmonkey...

>>173037093
>>173039576
Flippy you are the biggest retard and air-head to ever grace speedrunning. Stop posting, your gameplay is appauling.

>>173045024
>speedrunners denying the existence of practice efficiency, a well understood and universally applicable facet of human learning.
You have to be 18+ to post here. Troddle along now, little man.

>>173045645
>thinking you need to tell anyone things the majority of people (excluding blatent shit gamers like mrspeedrun) how to practice ' the right way ' when you lack practice and any potential whatsoever

You're a joke to everyone who is unfortunate enough to know you.

>>173045024
How is this an argument? Flippy doesn't post here as far as I know, and fuck him anyway, throw that dude into a fucking meat grinder.

Practicing efficiently is the most basic and fundamental part of learning that every 5 year old learns in their first piano class. What mental disability do you have that causes one to deny the existence something every single educator on earth acknowledges and understands?

>>173042370
Let's see what's on Nicovideo right now! :)

>Donkey Kong Country 3
>Dark Souls (JRPG)
>Dragon Quest 6 (JRPG)
>Resident Evil 2
>some JRPG (JRPG)
>Final Fantasy 9 (JRPG)
>Dragon Quest 4 (JRPG)
>Dragon Quest 1 (JRPG)
>Dragon Quest 3 (JRPG)
>Romancing SaGa 3 (JRPG)
>Dragon Quest 3 (JRPG)
>Derby Stallion
>Dragon Quest 3 (JRPG)
>Final Fantasy 9 (JRPG)
>Sunshine
>Secret of Mana (JRPG)
>some JRPG (JRPG)
>Final Fantasy 7 (JRPG)
>Mystery Dungeon: Shiren the Wanderer (JRPG)
>Pokemon Fire Red (JRPG)
>Super Monkey Ball 2
>Dragon Quest 3 (JRPG)
>Dragon Quest 3 (JRPG)
>Dragon Quest 3 (JRPG)
>Dragon Quest 3 (JRPG)
>Tetris Attack

JRPG density: 77%

>grindxmarxist thinking he knows anything about practice
*grinds 18 hours a day for years*
*fails to achieve anything even remotely respectable*
*bonobo howls*

>>173045985
Why do you keep repeating that? I have not denied it once. When people say practice, that is what they mean. You don't need to keep stating it like you are some wise speed-god. It's pathetic.

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>>172995269
>>172999901
>>173019827
>>173035578
>>173036074
>>173045024
>>173046204
Please report this faggot. Extremely obvious bait/trolling/shitposting.

>>173046204
>When people say practice, that is what they mean.
Except that's not true. MrSpeedrun, for example, does not do efficient practice according to every single top SM64 runner.

>>173046360
He is a blatent retard who is shit at games and deluded in general. Direct all of this shit to him, any other runner knows how to practice.

>>173046043
>>173046347
kill yourself zastbat you smelly fuck

>>173046360
>MrSpeedrun, for example, does not do efficient practice according to every single top SM64 runner.
he doesn't do efficient practice by any standard. literally anyone could watch him and see he's going about his practice in an extremely ineffective way, whether they're a top runner or not.
>any other runner knows how to practice.
squid wasn't practicing well when he ran SM64. he didn't even use a timer, so in some sense even mrspeedrun was doing better than him.

>>173046438
>any other runner knows how to practice.
No, that's not true. Speedrunning has some of the laziest and mindless gamers I've ever encountered. Watch how a top Starcraft player practices and you'll see a stark contrast.

>>173046204
>When people say practice, that is what they mean.
no it's not lol. plenty of runners think practice is just playing a segment over and over, even if they're doing it wrong.

>using a timer while practicing
lmao, if you don't already know whether what you are doing is fast or not then why are you even practicing?

>>173046628
Too easy. Managed to get you to start banging on about Squid as soon as I went for it. You people here are hopelessly obsessed. You can do the same to anyone here and they will shoehorn him into the topic even if he's not relevant in it at all. End yourselves.

>>173046007
>>some JRPG (JRPG)
this is a good meme but this is lazy. for shame.

>>173047439
>the classic million post same fag chimp out to really drive the obsession home

>>173047439
>using a timer is useless for practicing for a speedrun
Next you'll be saying using a metronome is useless for practicing music.

There are zero good SM64 runners who practice without a timer, and every single one of them will tell you that a timer is necessary.

>>173047439
I've seen many people practice segments without a timer. How would it even make a difference? What are you even going for here?

>>173047634
Practicing with or without a timer makes absolutely no difference when working on consistency. Give up the obsession. It's boring. You don't speedrun.

>>173047652
fuck OFF crabpedos >_>

>>173047738
>>173047859
You can't practice efficiently without an objective measure of speed. "ooh ooh me feel fast aah aah" is not objective enough.

>>173047439
>if you don't already know whether what you are doing is fast or not then why are you even practicing?
Well, Squid had no idea how fast he was going for certain stars. You could show him the spreadsheet and he wouldn't have the first inkling of how his times compared to any of the times listed.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DIfojjzkdydmgFfQegGf8qfs3ZphJdUXYN-Xr8Gwgeg

>>173047859
>Practicing with or without a timer makes absolutely no difference when working on consistency
Yes it does, obviously.

How can you know you're completing it at the same speed every time if you can't measure how fast you're completing it? "Feeling" fast isn't the same thing as actually being fast.

>>173047949
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>>173048187
Why are you talking about Squid?

Peactice isn't segment PB attempts.

>low level players need to autistically put up all their practice times in a speedsheet
>squid squid squid

What is happening?

>>173048726
>low level players
You must be looking at a different sheet than I am.

>>173048005
I remember Toast pointing out to me once that Squid was minutes from bad movement alone, even factoring out clear mistakes. It's extremely obvious to good runners that he didn't really have a good grasp on movement in the game and could have benefited from using a timer to know which stars to focus on and to track his progress and consistency.

>>173049071
>Squid was minutes
losing minutes*

>>173049071
>a player in the 50s is losing minutes
no shit? he was bad once too. thats speedrunning.

>>173048554
>Peactice isn't segment PB attempts.
You need a timer to know if you're completing a star in a consistent time frame. Strongly feeling like you're doing a star fast doesn't mean you actually are. It's really common for runners to not understand how they're losing time over other runners, because the only thing that makes it obvious is the timer.

>Every good SM64 runner believes using an in game timer code to measure consistency and progress is necessary to get good.
>SRG stream monsters who aren't good at anything claim this is a lie.

>>173049071
Why would Toast be pointing out how some random noob at the game is losing time, to you, an srg stream monster? Why would anyone even lie about something so pathetic?

>>173050002
Toast likes to watch bad runners to laugh at them.

>>173049740
- an srg stream monster

oh hey, i stumbled into another episode of SRG meme game runners not understanding how SM64 works.

>>173050050
So Toast, a decent SM64 player, will answer yes when I ask him this? Fully understand how new players improve and are bad at first?

>>173048726
I do this BibleThump

>>173050709
>So Toast, a decent SM64 player, will answer yes when I ask him this?
Yes.

>>173050709
yeah, he will lmao. toast shits on bad players all the time, it's kind of his thing.

while you're at it, ask him whether or not he thinks a timer is necessary to efficiently practice.

>>173050709
A lot of the top SM64 runners hate on newer runners because they're extremely stubborn and ignore advice about optimal strats and how to practice efficiently, among other things. They've seen it time and time again and they get tired of it, so they just make fun of it now.

>>173050787
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>>173051441
Sounds like Toast and the SM64 community really are stuck-up. What an unnappealing community. Have they also gotten more retarded as time has gone on? Do they not remember how they played when they started? What kind of thick-headed goons would assume that every new player is someone who ignores good advice, especially if they don't give any beforeand?

>h-hurr yeah, it's kind of his thing, bro. god toastrider is so cool

Cringe.

It's funny, they treat their game like the god game of speedrunning that takes the most skill, yet no SM64 runner is capable of achieving any respectable time in any other game.

>>173051813
>no SM64 runner is capable of achieving any respectable time in any other gam
What about Nero?

This new 'efficient practice' meme was started by sub-par runners who want to still be able to bitch and gossip about those who they call 'grind monkeys' but had to resort to something else once they started streaming practice. Do not reply to it. The person behind the post is always a D grade runner who could do with some practice themselves.

Notice how every argument about it ends up being about SM64. They instantly start talking about it being based on SM64. It's the low level, but big headed SM64 runners.

Do not reply to them.

>>173051813
>What kind of thick-headed goons would assume that every new player is someone who ignores good advice
They don't. They're happy to help people who seek out advice and listen attentively.

Squid wasn't one of those people, though. As far as I know he didn't even join the discord.

>no SM64 runner is capable of achieving any respectable time in any other game.
Nero got multiple world records in other games. Can you name one runner of a non-sm64 game who got a respectable time in SM64?

>>173052072
>Can you name one runner of a non-sm64 game who got a respectable time in SM64?
Nero

>>173052072
So it's a community of people who sit back and shit talk and gossip new runners unless they run to the almighty gods and ask them for advice?

What about people who are just doing runs for fun? You have to join a discord server and ask how to play in the strictly optimal way otherwise everyone shits on you?

How old is the SM64 community?

Why are you talking about Squid again?

>>173052031
Nobody that actually speedruns thinks banging your head against a wall is good practice

>>173052332
He was an SM64 runner before any of those other games.

I'm specifically asking for a good runner of a non-SM64 game who moved to SM64 and then got a respectable time.

>>173052413
>What about people who are just doing runs for fun? You have to join a discord server and ask how to play in the strictly optimal way otherwise everyone shits on you?
Not if you're low key, show modesty and don't talk big shit.

Making claims like "49 by 2018" and "1-3-9 will be mine!" isn't the same as that.

>>173052515
Why does it matter the order someone did speedgames in

>>173052413
>How old is the SM64 community?
In all likelihood SM64 as a speedgame is significantly older and with a much broader history than any of the games you run.

>>173052680
Well, if you're already good SM64 runner, you already know how to get good at any speedgame.

If you're a non-SM64 runner, there's a good chance you don't know how to get good at SM64 and think it will be as easy as the games you're already good at.

>>173052515
flippy_o

>>173051813
so did you ask him about the timer yet?

>>173052929
>flippy_o suddenly has a respectable time when it's convenient for your argument
Try again.

>>173053758
they mention him because its him doing these posts

>>173054178
How can it be flippy doing these posts when it's me doing them?

>>173052638
>you are not allowed goals
49 by 2018 is hardly unrealistic? literal children

>>173055386
1:39 is a realistic eventual goal too. It's still talking big without putting in the effort required.

>>173056141
>a time no one has compared to a time many people have
no. thats no justification for this cancerous behaviour

flippy_o is literally retarded

>>173056276
I didn't know there was a specific threshold for "talking big" that only Squid gets to decide.

>>173056591
literally what the fuck are you talking about you obsessed mentalist? why squid in every post?

this dude is unironically, no memes, obsessed with squiddo

>>173057084
>why squid in every post?
You keep calling me flippy_o. I figured since we're giving each other nicknames, I'd call you Squid.

>>173057303
but you do it even when no one is talking to you daily

>>173057463
>pretending that you don't namedrop flippy_o in here all the time

>>173057574
there is absolutely no justifying your obsession

What is the best speedrunning game, and why is it Super Metroid?

where did naji's post go

Is every post just getting deleted now?

>>173065235
the tattle tale babies are out in full force.

>>173065235
only if you use the n word

>>173067917
doesn't scare me.
Nintendo

>>173016737
That's called a widow's peak, sir.

Does anyone know of an alternative way to keep sfx for sm64 but stop the music without using the no music code?

>>173072463
There is no alternative to the code.

zfg stream

brb screen

Why is BounceyBoy doing runs when he clearly hasn't been practicing correctly?

zfg scream

New to /srg/, do people actually watch/discuss speed running here?

>>173079905
This place is full of stream monsters who are obsessed with Squid, Pie and Narcissa. No one here speedruns apart from when the odd oldboi comes in to post splits or check what's happening. Flippy_o comes here to force his retarded mindset for some reason.

That's about it.

Is Toast watching BounceyBoy right now?

BounceyBoyy's movement to the first red coin in RR is completely wrong, slower and probably more difficult.

This is incorrect practice at work.

el perrito esta muerto

>>173083126
this

lmao at the obsessed monkey posting freaks. Squid is cool, you guys DROOL

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>>173084195

>>173086474
Lookin' good, Squid!

I am the obsessed freak.

The real question is: why the fuck would you watch bboy play sm64 when droz is live?

>>173087850
>droz
the dude might as well be dead

>>173084195
wording this, always a comfy time

Anyone know what's the longest speedrun wr?

>>173092615
Baten Kaitos 100%

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>>173092615
a bad meme

>>173092808
>>173092830
>345 hours
Jesus christ

Is Kirua part of RKS? Can I get a list of RKS members?

>>173101916
>posting a fake one when the real ones are hotter

>>173102803
Post the real ones then, fag

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Does anyone else just use a single split timer instead of using splits? I like the minimalist style and I always forget to hit the split keybinding anyway...

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>>173103087

now that the gdq games list is coming out tomorrow, would any of "our guys" gonna get a run in in this next upcoming speedrun matathon this summer

Based Trinigga, swoopin' in on that sweet new rom hack speed game!

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>/srg/ is still around

get some sleep /srg/ tomorrow is going to be a long day of reporting all the butt hurt from people who got rejected from SGDQ.

>>173114935
okay
goodnight!

>>173114935
night night croni

>>173114935
literally no one who submitted to SGDQ is posting here

>>173115865
i am

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Good morning, /srg/.

>>173121935
end it baby cock shrew

>>173121935
i haven't posted here in like 2 fucking years and people are still posting chen

>>173123856
People are still posting pepe 12 years later. What's your point, fag

>>173124152
it's good to be back

>>173124170
Then stop complaining like a bitch, fag nigger

Why did puncay host some shitty meme game runner? Bomberman Hero looks so fucking boring.

anyone who thinks completing runs is adequate for practice has never run a game with a high skill ceiling.

>>173130257
it doesn't feel the same in runs, which is why practice is only good for laying down the foundations for your movement, but then it has to be perfected during an actual run

never heard of late game (((experience)))? it all depends on how you perform being under pressure. you can't just turn on the switch and give yourself the same anxiety you'd have during a run

>>173129686
>de obssessed freak wearing a pair of glasses and a moustache

>>173130257
- Guy who doesn't even speedrun

>>173131446
No, practice is for refining movement. Runs are only good for consistency at best.
>it all depends on how you perform being under pressure.
Yes, and in order to be able to perform under pressure, you first need to be able to perform at all.

>>173132271
Stop posting this meaningless shit that no one needs to be told.

You need practice AND runs to get a good time, that's all there is to the discussion.

>>173132423
>You need practice AND runs to get a good time
Nobody made a post here disagreeing with this.

>>173132271
What are some of the respectable times you have achieved through efficient practice and runs?

>Squid stops streaming
>suddenly anon is sperging out at people saying things about Bomberman Hero and practicing.

>>173132590
>the obsessed freak continues to reach to make everythig about squid

>>173132546
Sure I'll answer that. You go first, though.

>>173132736
I'm not the one trying to lecture people, there is no need for me to reveal my identity. Seeing as you are the one with the big talk, let's see how well it serves you.

>>173132831
>I'm not the one trying to lecture people
then what was this post for: >>173131446

>>173132886
That was me, anon. Not the other anon!

>>173132736
Ape Escape 2 51:37

>>173132736
SM64 120 Star 1:40:05

>>173132945
Quit pretending to be squid, obsessed freak.

>>173134110
Zastbat*

*resets like a grind monkey*
whoa im good at the first 15% of a run
*gets past the 15% somehow and fails*
eek ook, better practice the first 15% again

>>173137413
>everytime you mess up it's time to pack in the runs and practice

Messing up is a part of doing runs, everyone does it constantly. Mistakes happen. You push through and try again.

Just because you made a mistake doesn't mean you can't do it.

Try harder.

>>173137413
>better practice the first 15% again
Doing runs is only for getting a pb, not for practice.

Why would you waste time completing runs when you could just be practicing segments or doing attempts?

>>173137751
word. doing no-reset runs is objectively the worst possible way to practice because you end up spending as much time on the easy parts as you spend on the hard parts. it's inefficient monkey behavior.

75% of your gameplay should be spent optimizing segments and the other 25% should be spent grinding attempts.

if you can't PB within 100 attempts, you have to stop doing attempts and practice until you can

>>173137885
>doing no-reset runs is objectively the worst possible way to practice because you end up spending as much time on the easy parts as you spend on the hard parts.
Not only that, but you don't get a chance to analyze what you're doing wrong and immediately work on correcting it. When you do no-resets you just end up getting really consistent at terrible, unrefined strats and movement.

The condescending pratice guru meme is getting old already.

I started running melee classic normal mode and it seems kind of easy. Is it worth getting good times in categories and games that are easy?

>>173121935
s e c o n d a r y s h i t

>>173139104
>Is it worth getting good times in categories and games that are easy?
If you enjoy it, it's worth it. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a tryhard autist.

>>173139978
A bit like you and all these autistic posts when you don't even speedrun.

>boards now have large advertisements in the middle of the page
How soon until we're sold to the highest bidder?

>>173139978
Wow, that surprised me desu. I was less thinking about others and hoping for some terribly autistic response.

>>173138028
if you can't PB within 100 attempts, you have to stop doing attempts and pick up a new game

Imagine actually taking anything from here seriously.

Imagine anyone from here having the slightest clue about real speedrunning.

>>173140908
>>173139104
Almost all speedgames are easy, anon, even most of the competitive ones. Just run whatever you want.

A stupid fucking grind monkey with a bird laugh and banshee screech creating a marxist utopia in minecraft while bonobo howling and mashing the reset button

>>173142826
Kill yourself Zastbat. He's based, fast and comfy. Ruin another thread.

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

does anyone know who mzxrules actually is? i think it's insane that he's been actively working on oot for like 10 years

does anyone know who liquidsquidd_ actually is? i think it's insane that he's been actively grinding ape escape for like 10 years

I'm not Zastbat, by the way, so please don't report me. I just thought it would be a funny post.

squid mindlessly grinds more in one month than most people do in 2 years

>>173146754
What is this junkie even talking about? What do those do?

>>173146754
Get this junkie crackhead freak out of the thread.

>>173146754
i'll laugh like i understand what any of these do h-haha

>>173143242
He hasn't actually been working on it for 10 years. Not 10 years straight.

Are there any good games to run co-op online?

>>173148468
>he really believes squid still comes here and hes thinks he knows whos posting

>>173149291
Because he was forced out by autistically obsessing over the quality of the thread. Now he pretends he's above it all when in reality he's a banshee screeching sperg and nobody will ever forget it.

>>173146754
our girl

>>173150816
Because no one from the good days comes here anymore, not for any of these made up, autistic reasons you try to force daily.

>>173150816
>>173150816
can i get some source on what any of these means and why you have come to this conclusion? thx. retarded animal screeches mean you have lost

>>173155175
Literally what are you posting? Do you have a mental problem?

>>173155473
hes talking about bomberman hero so he can start talking about squid again

>>173155175
>Barney's Hide & Seek is more optimized than Bomberman Hero too.
There are a ton of lag reduction strats that nobody does, because only full seconds are tracked on the leaderboard.

>>173155623
Why did you mention Squid? Fuck off, obsessed freak.

Can someone let me know why Wooferzgf has so much to say about speedrunning despite not being an actual speedrunner with any experience in a hard game? Thanks.

>>173156630
You could ask that about almost any speedrunner.

>>173156750
No, because there are a lot of runners who have a lot of experience playing a game at a high level.

>>173156827
If running a game at a high level is the only prerequisite for being able to say things about speedrunning, then Wooferzfg qualifies, because he runs a game at a high level.

>>173156917
lol

>>173157148
Good argument there, scooter. You've convinced us all.

>>173157204
Do me a favor and never reply to my posts. Always the same autistic non-runner and obsessed freak who is always incorrect.

>>173157368
>Wooferzfg isn't allowed to have an opinion on speedruns because he doesn't speedrun a game that I approve of.
>I am the authority on whether or not a person is allowed to talk about speedrunning despite not being a speedrunner myself.

>>173157368
See: >>173157368

Last reply you'll get from me. I can smell your obsessed autism a mile off, so it won't be difficult to distinguish your posts.

Can someone let me know what qualifies srg stream monsters to talk about Wooferzfg and Squid as if they aren't real speedrunners?

>>173157684
>I have no argument, time to prance away like a spineless faggot.

>grindxcucklet
>speedrunner
LOL

>>173156630
>despite not being an actual speedrunner with any experience in a hard game
define "hard game"

>>173146754
isnt this the speedsplicer bf of the lardass who thought iidx made him a frame perfect god and then failed a 4 second trick for 8 minutes at gdq?

>>173146754
Junkie ass NEET ass nigga

>>173161298
Bonobo Escape 2 and 3.

Hey guys, what are you running?

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>>173164956
enhance that q

>>173164956
Hard games, obviously.

strange how people feel comfortable with using words to hurt others but can't handle the fear of being murdered via chemical/biowarfare huh?

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>>173146754

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I like running shit games.

hello?

>>173146754
is krystal underage too

>>173171870
is it me you're looking for?

>>173164956
sonic 2

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>>173032219
its bad because the LV races are all terrible and unfun

>tfw my Badlands A pb is like 2:50

why cant i go fast

>>173179358
Congratulations.

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JUST

>>173182889
literally who

>>173186132
Good question! Would anyone like to answer?

>>173179358
Stop talking about Squid, de obsessed freak.

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tfw too pure to join the Gari clique

>>173187812
You mean you don't know?

>>173172019
krystals almost 40.

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narcissa's current twitter banner

>>173195278
>I need a klonopin! I need a klonopin! I need a klonopin! I need a klonopin!

the gdq list out yet?

>>173196378
Not yet. But soon.

am i still banned

>that Griffith
LOL

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I kind of want to speedrun oblivion but hoooly shit its reached the stage where people are fighting to get just a second chipped off

>>173197576
you don't need to go for world record to enjoy speedrunning a game

only the oldest of oldfags will remember this namedrop

fniure

>https://gamesdonequick.com/submission/filter/accept
It's here. Thoughts?

caveman crying after realising his chibi meme fame can only go so far

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let
it
die

latenight speedjame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEWnHg0Z6lk

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Hey guys Croni here

All your games going well? Need anything on srtv or whatever?

Stay fast my friends

ok where's all the sgdq drama at? spoon feed me. who's crying they didn't get in?

>>173209456
who gives a fuck this place is dead

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>>173209456


make some out of this

>>173211208
>implying he didn't get in because of being le epic cripple man

>>173211208
>de double hippie spacing

>>173211208
wait I thought zelda botw wasn't submitted because it was "too new"? yet this retard gets this new game in? did he get in just because he's actually retarded and handicapped?

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here's a meme you didn't see coming

>>173003368 I don't tho

The God Gamer Stigma

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hello yes speedpolice

i would like to report a fucking murder

>>173217098
I don't get it

>>173217257
30 second estimate snipe kills off four other runners including a 3-way race.

>>173217257
athuroblseu is an srg speedposter who ctrl-fs his name in the thread

looks like oldboys win again heh..........

when did hippie change his name? did he become a tranny nutter like the memes predicted?

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>>173223303
yes