Mass Effect General - /meg/

First for destroying every copy of Andromeda

Fuck you for being slow anon

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I want to help Vetra put on her makeup for the first time! And then Sid!

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>>172933540
>>172933540
Real thread here, this will be deleted because it was made after the new one because the OP has autism.

>>172933727
I thought about doing it on 700 posts but thought Ralph would have a ban for blasting the last two alternative threads with /pol/ trash.

Hopefully, he'll give me free (You)s

>>172933793
How long until you start spamming SJW shit, reddit ralph?

New CPY hint for their upcoming Denuvo crack: Do it Zoidberg Style.

Expect an Andromeda crack in a few hours!

Started a new game on Insanity as a pure Biotic

Christ this is ass, the toolset you have ripperonis anything without a shield or armor, but those two are the enemies you have most trouble with

Its like a dedicated anti-trash profile/class

>>172933793
It isn't first in first served newfag. It is first in with PROPER FORMATTING. your fake thread has been REPORTED.

Now Fuck off and die.

>>172933772
Is it me but is Sid thiccer than Vetra?

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SARA A PURE

>>172933838
There goes all the shill talk about Denuvo totally having revamped uncrackable protection

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I'm disappointed in the choices you can't make, I'm supposed to be all buddy with morda after she tells me to go fuck myself?

Fucking krogan.

>>172933918
She's so pure she only lets Scott fuck her!

What the fuck were they thinking giving you three abilities max?

I could understand if you got a whole new ability set with every profile, but it seems like they didn't even think this through at all

Reminder to not report Ralph's posts in this thread but only his fake thread

>>172933978
>but it seems like they didn't even think this through at all

>implying they care(d)
You are funny joke man

>>172933793
and we will do it again and again until it sticks.

>>172933960

They've been oppressed anon! Including by humans somehow!

>>172933978
apparently the power wheel slows down gameplay too much

CRACK RELEASING IN UNDER 24 HOURS

HAVE THOSE DRIVERS UPDATED

Can we go back to talking about wanting to fuck four-titted batarian women? I was enjoying that talk

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>>172933948
>>172933827
>>172934041
Didn't take long.

>>172933838
Good, game isn't worth the money

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>The guy shitposting here is a /leftypol/ raider

The cat really has his pipe.

>>172934092
Sure. Please continue.

>>172933904
She's an early bloomer.

>>172934092
do you think she'd be disappointed by your lack of natural foam production, and ask you to buy cans of artificial foam?

>>172934128
Man, motorboating them would be odd, I mean FOUR tits? Damn, not only that they'd be all fuzzy since batarians have thin furs, would truly be an experience of a lifetime.

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>>172934118
He is not.
He's the one making the ''mass errect'' reddit OPs, he posts those pics in order to try to derail the thread because he gets very mad.
Don't bite the bait guys.

>>172934092
what makes you even sure they have 4 tits
and not more?

How has this retard not been banned? Like seriously mods? Deleting proper threads and letting the OP of the shitty threads purposely derail the real ones...

>>172933838
How are you so sure that's an Andromeda hint?
Nier is also sci-fi.

>>172934169
You'd think she would be thankful, that foam hardens up quick and is hell to breakdown and clean up.

>>172934204
Because Batarians don't seem to produce litters, also SOMEONE HAS TO HAVE QUAD TITS

reminder to report the other thread for being made too early.

>>172933972
Boner.jpg
They could have given us more interaction with our sibling in-game.

>>172934171
Don't forget you'd be punished if you didn't do it up to her high Batarian standards.

>>172934252
more interaction of a se*ual kind?

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>>172934210
Remember the manuals Ralph, breathe.

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>>172934085
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING NEW DENUVO WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE MONTHS BROS

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>>172934045
Gotta watch out for that human uprising where humans took over several home worlds and drove the other races off!

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>it's a /pol/ and tumblr try to shit up the thread more than Bioware does

how can one "person" be this mad?

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Is this canon?

>>172934296
Maybe :^)

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reminder to report and ignore tumblerina shitposting

>Have to race to finish MEA now because Persona 5 tomorrow.

Fortunately I'm pretty sure I'm like, right at the end.

>>172934239
Zoidberg style is referencing the terrible crab walking animations.

It's about Andromeda.

>>172934372
no it's just reddit ralph because we don't like his shit thread that has nothing to do with mass effect.

>>172934401
of course

I got to Nexus level 20 and now the progress bar for the next Nexus level says -1,934 (yes, negative) AVP needed for the next level.

Is this a bug or is the Nexus level capped at 20?

>>172934423
Or you could take your time and enjoy your games, man? It's not a race.

>>172933858
pull and lance are pretty good anti-shield once maxed with the correct traits, until then yea it's fairly rough shieldwise

also uh i guess take drack or splash incinerate or something i dunno

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>>172934372
It's just Ralph venting because no one likes him nor his thread.
He'll get tired.

>>172934443
He's also the one making comments, everyone else already knows.

Just filter his posts.

>>172934401
One can only hope so

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Real talk, what the fuck is the Nexus for?

Supposedly its immigration control, pathfinder/AI headquarters, TEMPORARY housing for settlers and thats about it, yet its 100x larger than the Arks, which are entirely self-sufficient.

Seems like they could do all that with a station smaller than a single Ark.

Also, who the fuck built the thing?

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>"It seems like we have a parasite problem on board, you wouldn't know the escape pod release mechanisms, right Ryder?"

What did she mean by this?

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Posting best ME companion of the series. If you disagree you don't know shit.

>>172934485
I've already spent 90 hours in this.
I just want it to be over at this point.

>>172934435
>andromeda initative brought crab people to a new galaxy

worried.png

>mass effect
>play in armax arena for the lulz
>no romance/naked aria (seriously, they rather gave the fappers space gypsies and crabs!)

Game ended for me.

>>172934562
It's a cheap Citadel knockoff, because MEA is a soft reboot and it needs its own iconic Citadel.

>>172934562
It's supposed to become the government in the future. Like the citadel.

>>172934584
What is Wrex going to do with a krogan pregnancy test? He's male.

Also don't Krogan lay eggs?

>>172934562
They want the Nexus as future seat of government.
>Also, who the fuck built the thing?
Retcon Shipyards Inc.

>>172934586
Fair enough, I guess. But if you don't want to play, it seems simpler to stop and pick it up after Persona or whatever and possibly enjoy it more than slog through something you're growing sick of.

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I STILL WANT MY C-SEC SPINOFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>172934562
>Also, who the fuck built the thing?
Cerberus, with the help of Liara and Peebee

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>>172934584
it's impossible to disagree

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>>172934438
That picture is wrong.
Although there are models where the entire universe is 10^10^10^10^122 times bigger than the observable universe, it's predicted that there is either an actual limit, or that, if you traveled far enough, you would end up in the same place you began. Athough if the universe is THAT big, it means that out there, right now, there's a solar system, with the same lifeforms as in this planet that the natives called Earth.
Theorically, in a universe that big, there's a literal copy of you, of every single one of us, who will live the exact same life as yours.

>>172934562

The Nexus is supposed to be the Andromeda galaxy's version of the Citadel. Basically a massive space station to act as the seat of government. But yes, it's ridiculously big.

>Also, who the fuck built the thing?

The Andromeda Initiative. But I get your point - it's a massive undertaking and if I were an alien military, I'd be pretty concerned about some humans building a fuck huge space construct.

>>172934562
It's the new Citadel.
Are you just stupid or what man?

>>172934701
It'll have to be Nexus security spinoff now, N-Sec.

>>172934562
The plan was that, at the start it would be the base of operations for the Initiative. It would orient newly out of stasis peoples to the environment, where their going, what jobs were available, so on. As the new homeworlds solidified themselves it would become a new seat of galactic government for the whole of the Heleus for the Milky Way settlers.

If you shot Mordin in Mass Effect 3 confess now and I might show mercy and allow you to have a life in Purgatory.

>>172934701
Hopefully it's like SWAT 4

>>172934796
Did you say something about N-SYNC, anon?

>>172934634
behave childrens

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Where are all the glitch/buggy animation memes coming from?

I have 145 hours in and other than my Ryder's eyes getting stuck half open making him look like he's high as fuck one time, I haven't experienced any issues.

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>>172934776
for fuck's sake ralph CEASE

>>172934562
>Also, who the fuck built the thing?
It was already about half buiilt when it started the journey to Heleus. Once there, it built the other "Wing" and the central docking area for the Arks to dock at and provide power for the whole station.

>>172934836
N-no?

Kallo is such a retarded pilot.
>travel from planet to planet
>ignore the most direct and shoetest route
>make a completely nonsensical and huge u-turn
>almost crash into the planet every time for the sake of an interesting scenic shot
>throw it in reverse and back out of the atmosphere so we can actually see the whole planet
>sometimes fly through scourge, asteroids and black holes

>>172934701
I hope they give the job to Obsidian because they know how to fix failing franchises

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>>172934680
He's going to do nothing with it. He's dead
Thanks Ash

>>172934776
that's just false flagging, stop it.

>>172934904
>>ignore the most direct and shoetest route

To be fair, they regularly need to stop by gas giants to discharge their drive core.

Also, is the Tempest unarmed? Why the fuck would you go to another galaxy without any proper warships?

>>172934863
>Works on my machine ;)

>>172934863
>It works on my machine!
Sure thing, Mac!

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>>172934863
I dunno man, the animation's been great for me so far.

>>172934372
It's Ralphs autism flaring up

>>172934825
I didn't use saves, so I didn't have Wrex and Mordin didn't throw fits.

>>172934958
>>172934963

Oh shit, I've become the monster I hated.

But seriously - where are the glitches coming from? Is it mostly on consoles?

>>172934951
BECAUSE WE EXPLORER WE NOT HERE TO HARM YOU

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just do the world a favour and report this false flagging autist

>>172934951
>Ark is entirely unarmed
>Nexus is entirely unarmed
>Tempest is entirely unarmed
>No combat vessels went along to Andromeda

but muh stealth

The Kett not just blowing the fuck out of everything immediately is so wierd its unbelievable

>>172935024
No, they're on every platform lad, just because you haven't seen them doesn't mean they're not there

>>172934951
are civilian ships even allowed to have arms? remember this stuff was built in the milky way and presumably would have to adhere to their rules. A ship's a little harder to cover up than an AI. At least until the AI goes insane and murders everyone which we all know SAM will do.

Anyway they say that the ship simply wasn't built with weapons in mind. When they scanned the planets they apparently found zero evidence of any life, so they probably assumed they wouldn't need any weapons.

>>172934951

muh civilian initiative

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>>172934701
>"Are you telling me if you took off your shirt we wouldn't all see Hanar tentacle marks crisscrossing your waist? Sure thing, pal..."
>"You guys ain't got nothing on me! You can't just barge into my place without a warrant!"
>"Condescending retort: We don't need a warrant to casually check in on our beat's good-for-nothings."
>"Hah, you tell 'em, Bobo!"

>see trailer
>see Liam
>hate him
>play game
>he's bro as fuck

Not quite Garrus or Wrex tier, but I really like Liam. Is loyalty mission was fucking great.

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>>172934825
>I might show mercy and allow you to have a life in Purgatory
I don't want to spend time at your shitty nightclub

>>172935038

Or just ignore. The other thread is already gone.

The war isn't over though

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Why is Nyreen so curvy while Vetra is a flat brick?

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Is it ever explained why asari have face tattoos?

>>172935102
You dont need mordin in2 to get him in 3

>>172935138
Think they're just genetic markings to help differentiate between them

>>172935102
You've got shit taste that is more appropriate for tumblr

>>172935140

Why do the human women get uglier in every new Bioware game? There's your answer.

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>>172935123
Vetra never gets out of her armor to let us see them titanic turian tities she's smuggling.

>>172935102
>he's bro as fuck
what? He's the blandest character since jacob.

>>172935089
>are civilian ships even allowed to have arms?

I think so, or at least no one cares since there's legit mercenary groups all across Citadel space. Shit, I remember the Cereberus network daily newsfeed from ME2 having a story about a family buying one of those gunships. Anyway, they weren't supposed to make an AI but the initiative has fucking 4 of them.

>>172935180
meant to reply to
>>172935123

>>172934825

Mordin died in an accident and Wrex lost a gambling bet and was thrown out of the window. Also the blue cunt shot herself in the head. She posted on /r9k/.

>still got the warscore

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>>172935123
>jacket has tits
>armor is smooth as all other turian outfits
>the armor is underneath the jacket

Does Nyreen use padding?

>>172935102
I can't decide how I feel about him

One one hand he's just trying to find his place, but on the other he's idiotic, childish and irresponsible

>>172934657
Its better than the Citadel.

No Starchild hiding in it

>>172935089
>When they scanned the planets they apparently found zero evidence of any life, so they probably assumed they wouldn't need any weapons.
That's one of the dumbest things I've heard all day, anon.
I mean, I wouldn't put it past some retarded civilians to say something like that, but damn.

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>reddit ralph's thread got deleted

Drack > Wrex > Grunt

Prove me wrong. Protip: you can't.

>>172935263
That you know of.

>>172935262
>but on the other he's idiotic, childish and irresponsible
>2000 years from now Liam is responsible for the death of hundreds as his sublight car missile rams some poor transport

>>172935263
>No Starchild hiding in it
don't fucking jinx it

>>172935267
Hey man, it's the only guess I can make beyond "They weren't allowed to have them on in the milky way"

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>>172935181
>titanic turian tities she's smuggling.
I NEED THEM FUCK BIOWARE

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MODS = GODS
MODS = GODS
MODS = GODS
MODS = GODS
MODS = GODS

RALPH GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

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>>172935226
Other female turians have these bumps as well.

Also, I don't think that jacket could fit armor, only the other way around

>>172935281
Drack=Wrex>Grunt

>>172935024
No, it's across every platform.
I'm playing on PC and so far i've had
>T posing
>Quest givers disappearing
>Blueprints missing
>Being knocked down and unable to move
>Teleporting enemies
>Immortal enemies
>Invisible enemies
>Crazy clipping
>Random spazzy AI
>Enemies spawning ontop of me
>Gotten stuck several times trying to talk to someone and had to restart the game
>The nomad randomly exploding
>Parts of the tempest being invisible
>Subtitles and audio missing
>Infinite loading screens
>My camera being off in some random place whilst talking to someone

Like i've had a lot of problems, none of them graphical though so I know its not a hardware issue.

I kind of want to buy, just to experience the train wreck first hand. It's like the temptation to watch a terrible B movie, it has no redeeming features, you just want to laugh at how terrible it is.

How do you fuck a Turian? I mean, they literally have a carapace made out of metal...

>>172935305
Honestly that was my immediate thought when he said that

It's going to fucking ram something one day and it just seems hilarious, a 20th century vehicle is going to take out a starship

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>>172935345
Ralph, why are you still doing this?
Your thread got 404'd by based mods.

>>172935392
best way a human has ever fucked a turian is by winning the shanxi war

>>172935392
>they literally have a carapace made out of metal...

Where did this meme originate

>>172935367
Good Lord.
I'm on pc, too, and thankfully have only encountered a couple of those.

>>172935379
A crack is coming in less than 24 hours, idiot

Honestly, Femshep/Liara poster was not even half as annoying. At least he was on fucking topic.

>>172934825
I SHOT HIM LIKE THE STUPID DOG HE WAS
CURING THE KROGANS IS DUMB
FUCK MORDIN
AND I SHOT WREX TOO
STUPID LITTLE BITCH

>>172935392
as far as i know it's only slighly metallic and it doesn't cover their whole body, not that i would ever fuck one of those raptors

>>172935363

>Drack
>teaches you about Fire Breathing Thresher Maws of Doom
>backs you up in bar fights
>literally bursts through walls to wreck shit
>Wrex
>wah, find a cure for the genophage Shepard!

Drack>Wrex

>>172935335
That's literally Nyreen's model with a colour swap. And you just have to look at the legs to realize the armor's under the jacket.

>>172935281
This man is right>>172935363

>>172935392
They aren't completely made out of metal, their plates are more like fingernails than natural armor.

Either way, the answer to that question is doggystyle

>>172935367
Sounds like a (You) problem. I haven't had any major issues with the PC version. Only thing I've noticed is the walking in place shit, and one instance where I talked to a crew mate in one spot and we got teleported to their room.

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>>172935345
>>172935239
>>172935140
MODS=GODS
GET FUCKED RALPH!
GET FUCKED!

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thank you mods
finally my faith in the report system is back.

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>>172935140
>>172935345
>>172935140
>>172935031
>all posts deleted
>''mass errect'' reddit OP 404'd
RALPH ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>172935446

Go to the Turian VI at the Cultural Center on the Nexus

spic ralph suicide video soon

>>172935476
This, if all the krogans were like Drack the genophage wouldn't even exist.

>>172935367
I'm on PC also, and the worst I had so far were enemies floating in the air (resolves by charging at them) and Kallo getting stuck in his piloting animation while in dialogue with Gil outside of cockpit. It was quite hilarious.

>>172935281
>Comparing your grandpa to your uncle to your son.
You're a strange man.

>>172935523
Why does he look like Uwe Boll?

>>172935470
It's still weird how easy Wrex gets killed in ME1
Beaten down by a normal human or shot with a pistol

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to the based mods, cheer!

>>172935476

Wrex > Drack

Drack is Dreck

>>172935485
Bioware isn't known for being hardworking, I guess that means the cloak Nyreen wore is fashionable casual wear since the other femtur is in a club

>>172935470
YOU FUCKING IDIOT, YOU COULD'VE SAVED MORDIN, WHY DIDN'T YOU CONVINCE HIM THAT WREAV IS AN IDIOT

>>172935446
It's always been the thing.
But it's more like keratin with metal in it, rather than, say, a thick sheet of metal.

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>>172935102
>liking the blandest character thats cringily forced upon your character to be friends with him just cause he has le funi meme loyalty mission instead of having a loyalty mission that can change the perspective of the character's views/morals etc
i bet u liked peepoo cuz her le funni jokes too

>>172935510
Oh yeah that walking thing is kinda annoying.

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Mods made Sara smile.

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>>172933838
>>172934085
EA shill on suicide watch, it was worth the wait. hope they'll update it with the patches later on.
And fuck everyone who paid for it.

>>172935586

He uhh, turned off his shields to conserve power when not in combat!

>>172935476
This. I really thought that I would dislike him like every other Krogan. But I was pleasantly surprised.

HOW THE FUCK DO I BEAT THE ARCHITECT FIGHT AS A VANGUARD?

I keep getting my shit pushed in and my charges aren't doing much damage to the fucker's legs.

>>172935536
Which would tell you specifically that they don't have plates, and have thick skin impregnated with trace amounts of metal.

>>172935476
>ME2
>SHEPARD! MY FRIEND!

Also, Citadel DLC.

Wrex is easily Drack tier.

>>172935647
No one's sure, could also be a crack for Nier.
CPY are huge weebs, they unironically cracked both God Eater games even though fucking no one cared.

>>172935684
>HOW THE FUCK DO I BEAT THE ARCHITECT FIGHT AS A VANGUARD?
Combos

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>>172935578
he really doesn't.

>can't romance Suvi

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT? She has the tightest fucking body.

>>172935647
>And fuck everyone who paid for it.
LOL MOM IM A PIRATE LOL

>>172935684
You don't carry guns? Architects are cunts even for me as a mostly soldier with tech.

>>172935684
Piranha shotgun.

In fact, all you ever need is a Piranha shotgun with a vintage heat sink.

>>172935647
Patch news is supposed to come tomorrow actually.

>>172935709
ME:A is a bigger game than nier. It's not going to be a nier crack.

>>172935684
paw assault rifle or a black widow. you need guns to kill architects, not powers. use powers on minions he summons

>>172935778
>Architects are cunts even for me as a mostly soldier with tech.

You're super bad

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>>172935774
You can.
As Sara.

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>"Okay guys, let work on our Remnant Expert Asari"
>"Let's make her a biotic so she is trash against the Remnant."
>"Let's give her the shittest tech power in the game so she'll be even worse against the Remnant and also worse against everyone else, too!"
>"Brilliant"

>>172935774

Bioware had to give females more options than males, anon. It's only fair.

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FEMALE BATARIAN NOW

>>172935774
She's a lesbo. Her makeup is shit anyway, and her romance scene is just about as disappointing as Josephine from DA3.

>>172935854
>Invasion
>the worst tech power
Nigger, what?

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>>172935851

>best girls in Mass Effect are lesbos

GODDAMNIT

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>>172935851
reminder that this image doesn't exist because suvi doesn't exist.
please delete this.

>>172935854
>Invasion is bad

Found the shitter

>>172935647
They'll have to crack the entire game all over again for the patches.
If it is ME:A, it'll stay in a broken version for a long time.

>>172935895

It does fucking nothing

>>172935774
>wanting to romance the traynor/kelly of the game

why? their romances are always the worst because they are hardly even characters.

>>172935854
invasion is pretty good tho

>>172935854
Nigger, invasion is boss against everything. I use it on my Ryder.

Why is singularity so shit? I remember it being based as fuck in the original trilogy.

>>172935948
Reduces defense of targets, can be skilled up to spread to a group, and skilled so that when they get near death they just fucking explode for more damage to a group.

Invasion makes tough shit easy, and just straight up murders weaklings.

>>172935920
picture unrelated?

>>172934951
>be illusive map
>stow a few destroyers in the human ark
>ensure humanity dominates the new galaxy for ever

>>172935871
I want to create a space-charlie's angels group out of a Drell, Asari, Batarian trio

>>172935948
It does nothing if you're playing on normal, you massive babby

Its a great power.

The Angaran female thigh gap is ridiculous. No wonder they have so many kids.

>>172935089
The Turian pathfinder flies a fighter at one point.

>>172936025

It debuffs bad guys that I'm going to kill in two seconds anyway. Cool. Totally useful.

>>172936078

I play engineer on insanity. Invasion is a waste of a power.

>>172936076
>female batarian has the sexiest voice
>the downside is that they look like a fuck ugly, shit covered batarian.

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Who do you miss /meg/?
I miss her.....

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What did Bioware mean by this?

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>>172933904
Vetra gives her extra rations because a growing turian needs to eat.

>>172936130
t. guy who plays on normal

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>>172935138
It'd be impossible to tell the difference without them

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>Gold
>Device wave
>Everyone is dead
>Still 3 devices to turn off
>Manage to do it
>CTD

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>those thighs
>that butt
Sara's getting a bit chunky, should they change her diet?

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>>172933793

>>172936176
>tfw I thought the title meant to misspell "turian scooter"

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>>172936171
No one.
I have a new gunfu

>>172936210

t. guy who doesn't know what he's talking about

Asari are vermin, worse than Vorcha.

>>172936130
You're not killing armored/shielded/boss enemies in two seconds on insanity, try not lying on the internet.

Invasion is for those enemies. Everyone else gets overload/incinerate combo deleted from the face of the planet

>>172936343
Going through your emo phase, Cora?

>>172936225
dat red asari

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CPY hinted they're about to release the MEA crack

>>172936337
Whatever you say, buddy. Head on back to your normal game where you don't actually have to play the game to kill anything stronger than a tick.

>can't romance the Moshe

what the fuck is this bullshit?

>>172936335
Such a shame that its trash

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>>172936301

Looks like someone has been adding to it.

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>>172936343
Female Vorcha crew mate when??

>>172936356

The only enemies I don't kill in a matter of seconds are destroyers and invasion doesn't magically change that.

Try not defending a shitty power

>>172936474
Do Vorcha even have females?
I thought they were like an almost intelligent fungus?

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How good are tech/fire bursts and biotic explosions? Can you still make a good sentinel?

Do you get raped just for asking how the crew is doing?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJARrs0hrZQ

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>>172936443
Because you have to stick your dick inside that butt.

>unlock all of Dad Ryder's memories
>find the audio logs of the Reaper attack
>no option to tell anyone about it

I think the people want to know that the galaxy got BTFO

>>172936047
how convenient for the initiative that the kett didn't bring any warships to the cluster. a single one of them would have fucked everything up.

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>>172936452
Delete this post.

>>172936431

Okay "buddy" you too

nothin personnell, kid

>>172935851
Thats some nice art

>>172936548
>I think the people want to know that the galaxy got BTFO
What good would it serve?
"Oh no, we can't go back tot he place we already knew we couldn't go back to"
"Oh No all the people that were already knew were dead are dead!"

>>172936565

But the Kett do have warships. You take out at least 3 Kett cruisers and I'm not even done with the game yet.

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>>172936452
It's probably yoghourt.

>>172936171
My Kischock and Saber

Can someone please explain why Liam and Jaal were naked in Liam's room? I didn't understand the conversation at all.

>>172936721
Bumbuddies

>>172936721
They're looking at each others armor and also trying to insult each other.

>>172936225
oh god

Is there anyone who unironically chose Sloane over Reyes?

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>>172936721
White bois just can't compete.

>>172936721
They were exchanging armor or something? I don't know either, Liam's dialogue is so badly written. I've never met anyone who talks the way he does

>>172936802
Yep.

Shot Reyes too.

>>172936802
I did, I get the feeling she'll be worth more in the long run

>>172936860
Liam is Sera's lost brother.

>land in another galaxy
>zero tech gap
>zero lore explanation
OH BOY

>>172936721
i didn't either. honestly, i think the scene was leftover from some sort of locker room shower scene, then it got axed and they put together... whatever that was

>>172936864

>tfw when reyes emails you acting like it was dishonorable to shoot him in the back
>the guy who lied about a duel and was actually going to let someone else shoot sloane with a space 50 cal

>>172936927
>vaults that magically make a planet habitable no matter what issues it has

>>172936802
same, but you'll trigger the (literal) reyes fags who honestly think a cunning liar is safer than a brute

>>172936927
>Vaults that make a planet habitable, can create life etc
>Not a tech gap

>angry joe rates it 6/10

MEG BTFO

Anyone else think that Ryder is an awful character.

>>172937086
>>172937006
I'm talking about angara and kett, the ones we actually meet

>>172936802

She's probably the better option going forward. Bioware will make her the brute with a heart, while Reyes will turn out to be nothing but a lying manipulative power-hungry asshole.

>>172936802
Didn't do the mission lol

>>172937086
He's clearly talking about the Kett and Angara, who for no discernable reason are on parity with initative tech

Though the remnant somehow have a giant gap between "magical vaults that fix everything" and shield/armor/weapons tech that has near parity with everyone else, and don't conveniently vaporize you instantly like you would expect from a race with that tech.

>>172937108
Was that the guy who went full nazi on twitter?
I guess he would be biased against bioware in any case.

I have a feeling this game is going to turn into DA:I, we'll get some DLC and that'll be the end for the game.
I don't see it getting a sequel.

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>>172937114
She's protectable.

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>replaying ME2
>those stupid Vorcha powerups
>atlas mechs are actually formidable
>commanding squadmates is a must

I forgot how hard this one was compared to the others

>>172937365
This is EA.

If it makes money, there will be a sequel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A3qCIrTolo

>>172937370
She's cute. CUTE!

>>172937263
Most/all of the Remnant you meet aren't even supposed to be combat units though, they're multipurpose maintenance bots/workers that can use their tools as weapons when necessary.

>>172937365
http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2017-04-03-mass-effect-andromeda-holds-no-1-in-uk-retail-charts

Andromeda 2 when.

Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually ditaeon command. They're busy tending to what's left of their outpost. So you survived our fight on Kadara. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire outpost is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Ryder needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death. -RV

>>172937280
>nazi
>twitter, the 2nd most left-leaning site in the galaxy

k

>>172937481
>Destroyers
>Nullifiers

>Not combat units

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>>172936927
>land in another galaxy 600 years later
>by this time the milky way races have developed the technology to reach andromeda in a matter of hours, colonised Andromeda and set up multiple thriving cities

>>172937280
>SJW spic
>going full nazi

?

>>172937608
>>by this time the milky way races have developed the technology to reach andromeda in a matter of hours, colonised Andromeda and set up multiple thriving cities

No, they're all dead from the Reapers

>>172937608
>by this time the milky way races have developed the technology to reach andromeda in a matter of hours
Considering reaching Andromeda in less than 2.5 million years is impossible in real life, it could be.

>>172937608

lel

>Cmdr. Your shit's obsolete. Fuck of.

>>172937586
>Nullifiers
>combat units
Read the codex entry, they're excavation units.
destroyers are still combat units tho, as well as breachers and assemblers

>>172936860
>stop talking to Liam
>"Talk to you later"
>"I know it"
who says that

>>172937870
liam

>>172937523
>Andromeda
>Wildlands
>Lego world

This doesn't really prove a lot. It's like buying a coat due to seasons changing.
GTAV is fifth.

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>reading fanfics because i'm desperate for femshep/aria t' loak
>aria starts spewing feminist rants and propaganda in the fic

I genuinely wish I was making this up

>>172937870
>who says that

Vetra says exactly that, so does PB.

>>172937608
More like krogan zergrushed all the milky way.

>>172937930
on further reflection, the worst thing is that they don't seem that out of place.

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>>172937930
>you'll never gag on Aria's 40 inch futa cock while she talks about how much of a misogynist you are for not swallowing

>>172936864
>>172936913
>>172936998
>>172937032
>>172937191
fuck off
reyes is best husband
B E S T
E
S
T

>>172937365
Don't fall for the memes anon.
An established franchise isn't going to die just because some fuckboys take notice and start running a hate train on it. As long as it delivers on what the core fanbase wants, it's fine. ME:A still delivers a space opera story with well-built characters, so that's covered.
Same way that CoD has been putting up with this shit for far longer, and it sure as hell isn't going anywhere, since it still delivers fun if mindless shooting with flashy visuals.

>try to romance Gil
>he's gay

Why are all the good men taken or gay?

>>172936637
oh all right

>>172936860
did you also enjoy how he flies off the handle and punches random shit despite being a trained officer?

>>172937996

Hey I picked Reyes over Sloane. Sloane seemed unstable and nearly insane. But I know how Bioware is. Sloane will end up being the better option.

>>172938070
>Sloane seemed unstable and nearly insane

Based upon what?

She's perfectly reasonable pretty much every interaction you have with her unless you're a dick

>>172937523
http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2017-03-31-mad-catz-enters-bankruptcy

What a time to be alive.

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Sara is for Jaal.

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>>172938010
>gil
>good

>>172936802
I did and I regret nothing.

>>172937996
Hi Ralph.

>>172937263
it was similar with the reapers though, maybe the payout/advantage of better shield/weapons tech is just getting smaller and smaller

>>172938154
They deserve it

>>172937937

No, they say "You know it" like normal fucking beings.

>>172938154
FUCK YES, FUCK YOU MAD CATZ, I BOUGHT 2 HEADSETS AND 2 CONTROLLERS FROM YOU AND NONE OF THEM LASTED 3 MONTHS BEFORE FALLING APART, GET FUCKED YOU PATHETIC PIECES OF CUMMGUZLING FUCKS

>>172938156

Jaal fangirls must have really enjoyed beauty and beast when they were kids.

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>>172938156
reminder that jaal is moste

>>172937937
no, vetra says "You know where I'll be" and peepee says "You know it"

>>172938007
But DA:I was successful?
I'm just saying it would make more sense instead of it going for a sequel to just release good dlcs which would wrap the story up well.

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>>172938164
Traps want to be dominated, idiot.

>>172938154
can't say I feel sorry for them

>>172938168
>when an anon thinks you're a shitter because reyes is the best husbando for playing as a waifu

>>172938319
ME:A really left way too many open doors at the end to close them all with just DLC, IMO.

Not to say they couldn't try.

>>172937523
Those are bad numbers, mate. That drop is gigantic. Especially when it sold less than ME2 and 3 in the first week.

>>172937437
Yeah, especially insanity, it's hell

>>172938457
Only in physical sales, nowadays most of EA's sales are digital.

>>172938457
>It matches the achievement of Mass Effect 2, which also racked up two No.1s back-to-back (Mass Effect 3 just had one week at No.1).

The sold less bullshit was on retail copies, not downloads by the way. Which is a fucking joke.

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>>172937930
>get to the end of the 'sex' scene
>femshep says "i should go"

Well meme'd my friend. Here's the fic if anyone is curious http://archiveofourown.org/works/3637722/chapters/8035968

>>172938329
Webm not related, right? Right?

>>172938007
>As long as it delivers on what the core fanbase wants
Which it doesn't, so there goes your biodrone defence.

>well-built characters
Should gave known it was you, Mac

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Who else helped Barrett and his crew on Elaaden?
>"we need to end all this killing, can you kill the people at this place for us so we can set up there"
>"thanks for telling me about the stockpile here pathfinder, now we can use these guns to kill other raiders"

>>172938457
Final Fantasy XV had a drop of 88% on second week and it managed to make make a profit despite the budget of it's more than 10 year long development.

Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually Director Tann. He's busy tending to what's left of his salarians. So you survived our kiss on the mountain. You're just as lovely as I thought. But never forget that your best was good enough to warm my heart. Now an entire turian is happy because you had the strength to hold hands. The legend of Ryder needs to be written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with our marriage. -V

>>172938639
>raptorfag

>>172938302
No Kallo says "You know where I'll be"

>>172938639

A FUCKING ROCK

>>172938561
>>172938543
>Muh invisible numbers!
ME3 had to go against Fifa in the second week, Andromeda has nothing competing with it for the number 1 spot.

They're bad numbers.

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>>172938590
Completely related. I'm sorry, Anon.

>Tann screws over the Krogans
>Krograns don't kill him

Immersion broken

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>>172938260
i want to protect that smile.

>>172938156
Man I wish he would be more manly and self confident. Really put me off tbqh.

>>172938758
So they're bad, but also invisible.

Solid logic there mongo

>>172938730

Vetra says "You know where to find me"

>>172938637
FF15 started higher, you idiot.

Andromeda won't even sell half of what FF15 sold. Not even close.

>>172938758
What?
FIFA games always come out in September.

>>172938730
right, vetra says "You know where to find me", my mistake
they all still say some variation of "You know ___" like a normal person

>>172934904
IRL, the ship would have to compensate for the planets' rotations, because planets travel at thousands of kilometers per hour; thus the U-turns.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT THIS GAME SO BAD BUT IM POOR

Is there any reason to take Overload when theres Energy Drain

>>172938864
That's not the point, all videogames have that kind of drop.
It's the same as in movies, all movies have a 60-80% drop in the second week.
Whether it sells what FFXV did, not sure, but if Mafia 3 sold 5 million, so will Andromeda.

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>>172938760

>>172938951

Overload actually does less shit damage on insanity and chains. There is also a passive that starts shield recharge when you use a power once every 12 seconds.