/gtag/- Grand Theft Auto General

1st for jews

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SOON

FREE HIGGUS

>>172899070
>>172902450
The Tempesta is breddy gud 5/5. Has the #2 Broughy lap time, between the RE-7B and Zentorno, if you're into racing. Very controllable and easy to drive, for what it is. If you like to race or go fast, and you don't already have a competitive Super, it's probably worth picking up.

I miss cayliii.

Official Discord:
https://discordapp.com/invite/7XSbY
We don't bite! :P

6th for higgus

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>>172903404
me too anon ;_;
me too

>>172903404
I miss when GTAO was fun

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>>172903048
HA HA!

TIME FOR attention whoring


>what people don't know about the gtag pc leader

>yfw higgus has successfully converted several muscle and even a lieutenant to his sleeper cell

soooooo....when is blater gonna let someone competent be in charge? ٩(｡•́‿•̀｡)۶

>>172903701
>literally no power to do anything and will just be laughed at if that side with niggus

>>172903881
>no power
They have power over blater if he has to be full SS about someone being on your friends list

>>172903881
>mfw higgus has nessi and crime in his pocket

>>172904087
>nessi and crime
>the biggest laughing stocks of gtag right next to higgus and subs
lol big whoop

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Alright. I've had enough.

I've discussed matters with the other Commissioners and I've made the decision to permenantly kick ANYONE who has higgus on their friends list. You WILL be kicked. You have until 04:00 PST to remove him as a friend, at which point we will be purging all offenders. Anyone who does not have a public friends list will also be purged by default.

You have eight hours. Don't fuck with us.

>>172904432
This looks like an Authentic Higgus Post™
Fuck off quit trying to stir shit this is why you're never getting back in.

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>>172903701
>>172904432
>>172904680

is this what gtag is devolving into?

please please PLSSS post discord linkkkk
thx :)))

>>172904087
>I'm talking out of my ass again.

>>172904432
Can't kick me if I'm not in gtag

>>172904432
Nice try, I don't even watch anime.

>>172904432
Nice meme.

>Crime will never try to catfish you because you're a high ranking person in /gtag/

>>172904943
He can't kick you or anyone because the person that posted that doesnt have kicking powers he's just trying to start drama

>>172904087
>one plus one
>in his pocket
Yea, right!

>>172905058
tfw Nessi is getting Nirah and Crime pucci

>>172905058
Does the collar itch that much?

>>172904432
fgt

Hey guys, I've been wondering how to expand our community. I was thinking maybe we could have a GTAG subreddit? Maybe a GTAG Youtube channel, you guys submit cool, epic, funny etc clips and we compile them into GTAG montages!

>>172905217
only thing Nessi can get is what he can reach and that would be a dwarf

>Ywn get to watch NA gtag duke it out with EU gtag in a battle royale playlist.

>>172905431
NA /gtag/ would whine about latency and quit letting EU win by default

>>172905431
gtag is full of hypocritical jetshitters, who boost their k/d in freeroam and screech whenever someone kills them without their permission. You'd never get any of the high rankers in a deathmatch.

>>172905592
this sadly

All GTAG wants to do is grind money and ignore 75% of the game.

>>172905592
:(

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>>172905217
Oi m8, is this what not having friends is like? Does this also mean I am getting blater dick, and some other peoples dicks/boipussy/vaginas too?

>>172905641
>ignore 75% of the game
No GTAG already played that 75% of the game and is bored of it because it's fucking 2 years old on pc at this point and almost 4 on deadgen so they've done everything there is to do already. It's not their fault if you started playing this late and missed most of the shit when it was active.

>>172905217
Ness has a higher chance of getting something off the top of the fridge than getting with me.

He knows it. I know it. shut the fuck up.

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>>172905903
>w-we're just bored of doing deathmatches and any other adversary modes!
>w-we have tons of fun grinding I/E and HH all day instead!

>>172905329
I'll design the logo

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>>172905431
Can't do NAvEU, but whatever, make some teams or something stupid.
>>172905592
I remenber the swell times when nobody cared of KDR, that was a nice time
>you'd never get any of the high rankers inna deafmatch
Comms? crafty, ara, aurora would play, holo would lag out, kaz doesnt count if using alts, horris is busy being away. Lieutenants are normies so they don't count.

Can someone post the pictures of where you are suppose to snipe the car thief from? That source is rustling my jimmies

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>>172906129
>still playing this game for "fun"

>>172906242
USA USA USA USA

>>172903341
thanks anon

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>>172903404
>>172903536
bring her back!

>>172905542
DO YOU HAVE A SINGLE FACT TO BACK THAT UP?

I WAS BORN IN THE LAG CUNT. I WILL SINGLEHANDEDLY CARRY NA TO VICTORY

>>172906242
where has Kaz been?

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>>172905592
It is literally okay when /gtag/ does it.

except for armored kurumas

> PLAY TIME: 24D 7H 38M

I have no regrets.

>>172907207
His internet has been out hopefully it's getting fixed today

>>172907207
Online on steam 23hours a day.
On GTA? I have no clue because I don't care.
Go ask someone who probably knows, like Kaz or better yet in the attentionwhore circlejerk that is discord.

>>172907350
calm down nessi

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>do all the missions on the first try except the second one
>spent 45 minutes on the fucking chopper one and cant even get a bronze
is there some easy way to do this?

>>172907447
YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR

>>172907350
>nessi chimpout

>>172907350
Just cause people like Kaz more than you, Nessi, doesn't mean you have to be so rude.
All your loverboyz are in discord, even joacimot, just join them. You're not a special snowflake.

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Is the crew session full boyos?

>>172907634
I WILL SEE YOU IN HELL FIRST

>>172907350
We're going to kick you out soon you fucking loser.

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>>172907305
>tfw just passed 1900 hours today

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>>172907447
No! I refuse.
>>172907569
>chimpout
>Kaz is literally always in discord
>get asked in the thread of all places
>>172907634
Its okay, people can like kaz more, all I know is he is in shitcord, wait. You idiots think I'm jelly of Kaz when I said "attention circlejerk discord" lol.
Kaz is fine, but getting asked here in the thread is stupid, discord is complete and utter shit, just like I said years ago.
>>172907736
For what reason? Hating on shitcord? Try it homie, I've been shitting on that shithole since annie first made it. 20 years later I'm still shitting all over that.

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>>172907957
>Nessi assblast
>Nessi tears
>Nessi salt

>>172907957
Once blater is out of the picture you're fucking done.

>>172907957
Sometimes I just miss qt

>>172907957
I love you Nessi. Keep fighting the good fight.

>>172907527
>did it my second try because I stupidly forgot to reactive the landing gears on my first try

its E Z

>>172907701
on pc? no

>>172908215
Guess R*******'s servers are fucking with me then

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>>172908060
Here have a red mitten, its nice and warm for your heart.
>>172908070
You mean, once I'm done I'm fucking done. If blater was my bitchboy (or child, slave, dudebro, something, etc) then I'd be comms right now, unfortunately I am not, so either you're some assburned person who thinks they have any sort of power, or you're someone pretending to be someone who he is not.
>>172908146
He plays other games you know, try adding him on PS4 and playing with him, but I don't think he'd do that.

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How would you introduce this car into the game?
Name
Class
Performance
Handling
LS Customisation
Liveries (not mandatory)
Bennys Custom version (not mandatory)
Unique features and parts
Prices

>>172908435
shut up autist
Nessi drama going on

>>172908498
Nessi drama? You must literally be new here, or is trying to fuel the flames with carbon dioxide.

>Nessi will never introduce you to Crime
Forever a virgin, feels bad man.

>>172908775
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO MEET YOUR BOWLCUT HAVING ASS

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>>172907305
>Time spent in GTA Online 98d 22h 49m 0s

>>172908916
Don't worry I am pretty much a regular over at /fa/

>>172908775
>nessi introduces you to crime
>crime's menu bugs out and empties everyone's bank accounts
>he lies about it, blames you
>you get kicked out the crew because you're not in the clique

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>>172908435
>Name
Coquette; just like how the Cavalcade has 2 generations and they're both called the same thing
>Class
Sports
>Performance
A little worse than the one that's there
>Handling
A little worse than the one that's there
>LS Customization
Usual body mods; simple aero kits and maybe a C5R kit like how the current Coquette has a C7R kit
>Liveries
None
>Bennys
No
>Unique features
Topless version available
>Prices
80k, more or less.

Really all they can do is plop the one that was in GTA IV in GTA V and you'd have your C5.

>>172909078
That would be fine only if we can talk in secret without /gtag/ knowing after

>>172909078
>crime's menu bugs out and empties everyone's bank accounts

THE GIG IS UP HE KNOWS WHAT I DO

I haven't used knightos or shityoo since my first ban kys.

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So the single player DLC was cancelled right guys???

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>you will get to see Nessi die in your lifetime

>>172909471
Yes

>>172909487
>you will get to see everyone in this thread die in your lifetime because you're immortal

feels good

>>172909487
>joined marines to shorten life expectancy
>this idiot says ill practically not die until im 120 years old
please tell me you're at least 70 years old. At least please tell me you are not underaged.

Remember when Crime latched onto Yuri

>>172909798
I'm a (((((((sociopath))))))) I don't latch onto anyone. :^)

>GTAG before Nessi was great
>tfw GTAG will be great again once Nessi leaves

MGTAGGA

>>172909798
I remember how they supposedly traded pics, and then everyone found out that Crime was actually a guy and Yuri ran away

>>172909948
I'd latch you to the wall in my basement like that Australian dude who raped his daughter

>>172910076
>nessi was the ps3 gtag leader

checkmate doichbag

Why did Crime lie about being a girl? Doesn't he know how pathetic that is?

>>172910076
>gtag before nessi
>nessi was leader on ps3
>ps3 was best crew
uh

>>172910127
I'd remove your vital organs in a bathtub and sell them on the deep web. Then feed the excess to pigs.

>>172910167
>>172910192
PC GTAG

>>172910332
>pc gtag
>nothing of interest was had
>pc gtag got better as time gone by
>any of this before nessi
uh

>>172910270
I'm not a organ donor, sorry. You can remove my pants though.

>>172910186
this will always be the shittiest bait.

It's not happening tard. Give up. People who I want to know what I look like irl will know.

fuckboys honestly

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Speaking of which

Who are some /gtag/s you miss?
I miss Only.In.Dreams, he was a fun lad and liked to take pictures

>>172910186
He's a pathological liar, he's more mentally ill than he is pathetic. What's hilarious is that Nessi whiteknights him. fucking loser hahahaaha

>>172910616
T. collared

>>172910551
No one tbqh. I hate pretty much all of /gtag/ and only play because no one else plays this turd of a game.

>>172910456
>he thinks he has a choice

>>172910551
I miss the old PS3 crew, they were all champs.
I gladly spent my time with them, playing game modes against randoms as teams, doing game modes gtag vs gtag, having general fun and all that good jazz without no ingame chat.
We weren't as crazy going against randos, but we had some fun.

>>172910616
>Nessi whiteknights him
I play with 'justicar.'
I also play with blater, does it mean I whiteknight him?
I also play with about 120 other gtag, does it mean I whiteknight them?
I also play with a rando named Sayron, does it mean I whiteknight him?
Just because I'm busy having fun with these lads and you can't get in on it doesn't mean its whiteknighting.

deathmatch deathsquad when?

Tabeshi931 I'm going to fucking murder you, you annoying sack of shit.

Does gtag have a resident furry that I'm not aware of?

>>172910551
I miss ps3 crew.

fuck all of you late adopters

>>172910939
do you play with Subscyde?

"Have a nice life."

>>172910936
Don't worry we can cuddle afterwards and heal that edgelord soul of yours.

>>172910448
nice try nessi

>>172911059
fucking this

I wanna clanstack

>>172911101
nessi

>>172911164
still not interested.

>>172911683
he said furry not a 2'7 manlet

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>>172911105
I sure do play with him alright.
On steams comment section, of course I baleted my stuff off of craftys page. Do enjoy please.

On a serious note, no not really. He stuck around even though I went apeshit on Aida (or something). Few months down the line, being a faggot in the marines he practically said a bunch of bullshit and kind of left me, which was weird because he's kind of weird. But I guess I don't like him because he's a ponyfucker, no joke. http://steamcommunity.com/id/Avalonne

In other news, im fine with aida and crafty nowadays, submarine kinda fucked off on his own, which is still weird.

>>172911449
Hello, the first thing I did when I got on PC was had a nice long argument with Blaterwanco. but in all seriousness(i), I feel the crew got better with time, it was recently (or a few months ago) that it started turning into shit, not speaking personally shit, but like the fun just dropped, now its just same shit day in, day out. But that is not to say that I don't enjoy playing with all the new folks in the crew. I'm still having a blast flying my helicopters and overall being a twat to randos and friendly to crew which I should've been since the begining instead of being a twat to everyone.

>>172911683
I fucking despise furries with a passion. Click the link in this post for your answer.

>>172911702
You know where to find me if you change your mind xoxo

>>172911860
>being autistic to the point of doing that

>>172910551
I miss TheoSeventyTwo, I miss LubbyChudder, I miss TheNipplePriest, I miss XSnapdragon, I miss Caylii, I miss samsoncorpus, I miss YaGooChie, I miss calvinios..

Just end me now..

>>172912212
>being this new
Hey guess what, it was a project by a resident anon, guess what was needed, if you guessed pictures then you have guessed right. Guess what fellow anons in the threads provided? Pictures? My god you're pretty smart.

Please tell me it was over the picture
Or was it autism for joining the Marines which is the worst branch desu

>>172912426
All of it

>>172912612
Oh, phew, I define autism. I apologize for my autistic reply, now-a-days I seem to get ahead of myself as if it were edgy me a year ago.

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>tfw friends with crim
>she finds out how ugly I am
>now refuses talk to me
I cry everytim

>>172912882
you don't have enough crew pulling power to be friends with her

Yo, this is Blater, looking for a sexy blonde. Holla back.

>>172912882
maybe if you weren't such a creep all the time like everyone in this shitty ass clan I would like you, but nooooo.

You have been throwing yourself at me for a year and a half. If I was even slightly interested in you, you would know. I do not fuck around with that type of thing.

god I miss that outfit. Fucking classic.

>>172913030
>implying I don't pull the crew to my favor.

I bet you think I actually liked you too huh?

>>172913108
post tits whore

>>172913072
Blater here, this isn't my post. Girls are honestly gross and get in the way of my wageslaving and killing randoms.

>>172913216
you first beached whale

>>172913260
Don't worry bl8, everyone here is well aware you're a fat loser. Don't let the door kick you on the way out!

>>172913260
that's the spirit.

Frags before fags

>>172913108
eh? We talked about something like that on steam but you said you weren't interested then and I was fine with just being friends?

You know I seriously want a husband and not a wife/girlfriend right?

unless you're talking about flirting or something, but I do that with everyone because I'm an attention whore.

>creep
that hurts

>>172913420
once a creep always a creep

back off please. I know the collar itches and stuff.

>>172913379
>blater
>fat

>>172913685
Talking about his fat cock for sure

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>>172913585
you're so mean.

>>172913585
Aren't you the creep?
You've latched on to every supposed girl in /gtag/ switching between them.

Why Crime always lyin'

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When's it coming?

How is possible for a guy like crimefighter to be such a bitch like a girl.

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>>172913108
I never really took a side in the shitflinging, but I always did respect the effort you put into your outfits.

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>>172913796
It's part of my charm.
My savagery goes up everytime someone calls me crime. That's probably something you should remember.

>>172914126
How is it possible for a guy on the internet to whine like a little bitch 24/7. Get your balls up.

I've seen some emotional fucks in this crew, but jesus christ get a grip. You've been listening to the confessions album too long.

I miss when crime was nice to everyone.

>>172915720
He was always a piece of shit. He was using you.

>>172915720
I miss being nice too. I liked this crew. I miss being vocal before everyone got all weird and sweaty about it. This is the only community where everyone is locked out entirely.

Not worth the energy anymore. I'd rather forge new friendships with randoms and than being nice to people from here. That ship sailed exactly 1 year ago.

>>172915807
also

t.collared

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Still not in the crew but want to be

IGN: drongomongo

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>>172908435
I wouldn't. Fuck GM. I want volvo.

I need non-retards to play with.

>>172917532
good luck lol

>>172917532
ask blater he's kinda spergy when triggered but hes not retarded hes really smart and a great guy

t. not blater

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>join crew
>expect to find a battalion of autistic assclown road warriors harassing people who deserve it and enjoying fun game modes
>find trannies and reddit-level attention whores grinding tedious jobs for krusty dollars you can earn 1 trillion of with a menu and forsaking all other facets of the game

>>172917532

It's late but I'll play a bit. What did you want to do?

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>>172917532
Hit me up, lad

Requesting invite to PSN crew, PSN ID is ibDylan.

>>172918641
>hit me up
>doesn't post name
>expects everyone to know him
the level of self inflated worth

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>>172918641

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>>172918838
Not my fault you live under a rock lmao

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>>172918838
>>expects everyone to know him
i do
>>172918870

>>172919552
fuck off

>>172919871
No?

I have a small warehouse, should I upgrade it to a medium warehouse or get a car warehouse?

>>172920196
Car warehouse for sure

>>172920196
Vehicle warehouse.

Crates are so 2016

WHY IS EVERY LOBBY FILLED WITH TEN YEAR OLD SQUEAKERS WHO KEEP ASKING IF ANYONE ELSE HAS A MIC AND THEN WHINING AT THEIR SIBLINGS FOR PISSING THEM OFF

REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>172918095
>I wanna /b/ a retard LOOOOOOL

>Page 10
Hello?

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>>172924238
Hi!

LIVE DAMN YOU
LIIIIIIIIIIIVE

fucking k
reeeee
>>>/k/33512805

>>172920997
Just turn off voice comm

>>172924238
DELETE THIS

>I have a gf!
>an online gf in an online game!
>never seen her irl but she sent me pics!
>shes hawwt!
>shes tawtally not a guy playin an uncomfortably long joke on me
>:')
lol people still fall for this?

Anyone else bored of Resurrection?

Whats your favorite adversary mode?

>>172932392
I have never played any adversary mode.
probably a new one tomorrow tho and the turismo classic too :)

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holy autism the threads

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>>172933460
Gotta love it, am I right

>>172933460
>holy autism the threads
>zootopia photo
:thinking:
I agree tho

What's the best looking super car in the game and why is it the Osiris?

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>>172934886

Its actually the Bullet

>>172933460
go away kaz

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>>172934886
wrong
its the zentorno

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>>172934886
Heck no

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>>172935992

A challenger appears

Haven't played in a long ass time, what do I need to do to be able to buy the shotaro?

>>172936715
PLay a game of deadline

>>172936836
Fair enough, are the tron suits not available to purchase anymore?

>>172936715
buy a shark card

Whats the best car for bonds? I've got a ton of garage space so I might as well fill it up while this 90 mil hack is still good

>>172938501
>bonds
why bother?

>>172938501
>bonds
you do realize getting banned just gets you completely wiped right

>>172938598
>>172938717
I've always equated having loads of money in the bank to a higher chance of getting banned

>>172938501
Is it like the 80 million hack but better?

>>172938834
If the 80 million hack is just a .dll and you press one button, then yes

>>172939058
The 80 million hack is much like the 70 million hack, except better.

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what dredged up all this old /gtag/ autism?

>>172942245

Worthless NEETs

>>172911104
my lad.

I was in gta judges on PS3, migrated to PC though.

>tfw have no idea who this higgus faggot is
>tfw PS4 branch of /gtag/ is comfy as hell with zero drama

The hijak ruston is nice, but hilariously clown car-ish. It's so fucking small.

>>172942245
SOMEONE ENABLED ME AND I FEEL WEIRD ABOUT IT

>/gtag/ in charge of being emotionally developed past 9 years old.

Really glad I'm not in the pc crew based on the actual grade-school level behavior in the thread recently. It's absolutely astounding to see a bunch of mid-20 year olds act like this.

>>172936506
>>172936167
>>172935992

gtag has changed so much since old gen

>>172943820
It's the slowest sports/race car, would absolutely not recommend it for racing. However, for the aesthetics, it has a cute Japanese-rainbow-explosion kind of feel. Like a car you'd see Kyary Pamyu Pamyu drive.

Handling is great if not a little touchy, difficult to spin out, not the fastest car but not painfully slow, good customization, overall great for free roam.

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>>172942494
>>172944014
a lot of the PC crew are good people that I enjoy hanging out with, just a few loud autists putting on a show.
>>172943980
sort yourself out, my friend.

>>172944179
It understeers like mad, fool

"Great handling", my butt

>>172944221
all that teenage angst has to go somewhere right?

>>172944862
I don't think anyone's teenage years are perfect, some people cope with it better than others

Hourly reminder that higguns did nothing wrong

Greetings GTAG.
I want to make a Self-Radio station, but I don't want to copy a tonne of my music files, so I was looking at using Shortcuts.

I know one shortcut to my Music folder will play all the music in the subfolders from there, but how many shortcuts can I get away with?

For example, could I create a master shortcut from "User Music" that leads to a "Shortcuts" folder, allowing me to link to specific songs from there?

>>172944221
The worst type of players are the one's that have no room for fun. They just shoot everyone they see rather than getting on the bicycle with them and giving everyone the finger.

I don't give a fuck about Online. I care about single player fun. Are there any cool mods that anyone reccomends?

Also, I really want a mod where I can be in an unstoppable 18 wheeler that plows through fucking everything, can anyone help me?

>>172946458

I have two shortcuts for my two self radio playlists, and I just swap them out when needed.

So if I want Taylor Swift FM, I put that shortcut in User Music. Ditto if I want Nightride FM.

I assume if you put multiple shortcuts it would play them all, but I doubt you'd be able to pick and choose in game which ones are played. I don't think it's smart enough to do that

>>172909156
>Lets add a worse version of a mediocre car

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>>172948051
I'm going to try to make shortcuts for specific songs (and whole albums if the album is a 10/10), like in the image. Will report back on how it works out.

>the whole session's fucked
>hackers everywhere, everyone is shitting each other
>meanwhile i'm doing car source, car sale, and even got a special golden minigun cargo
>nobody cares about me
That's kinda sad, but I'm glad.

funny community u guys are

>>172949539
Can confirm, will execute multiple shortcuts.

>>172903447

Fresh invite pls

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>>172938834
>>172940786

Bahaha the joke I made the other day is still alive.
It belongs to the internets now. Go team.

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>>172934886

penetrator by far tbqh

>>172953462
I have this mclaren f1 GTR in orange a yellow diablo and getting the red F40

Is there any other 90's car that could be added

>>172934886
>Not the sexy curves of the Stirling GT

>>172954162

Banshee, Elegy Retro, Comet

When are we getting a new crew leader?

Y'know, someone competent....

>>172955191
Name some people that are competent.
Probably only people who deals with either the mentally sick or just groups of people in general would qualify.

>>172955191
What's wrong with blater?

>>172955705
So, pretty much anyone that /gtag/ wouldn't want as a member. Or poorly paraphrases Groucho Marx.

>>172955982
Pretty much means Blater qualifies since he's been 'leader' of over 500 mentally sick people for over a year?

>>172956226
Aren't there anons here that do want him as a member? Then he doesn't qualify as per >>172955982.

>>172956537
Except here is the problem, nobody truely complains, aswell as nobody praises him, therefore hes neither a good or bad leader, hes just there because he is there.

If it was a problem, then it would be like broof again, everyone just joins another crew.
Even happened on PS4 aswell I think, where gtag community was kill, so adonis made another crew.

Some people feel he isn't a good leader because he does jack shit, I'd wish he do more stuff, but well, he doesn't and that doesn't bother me at all, doesn't mean he can't join in on the fun though.

Others want him to be online 24/7, others want to be ranked up or something.

It's a group of people, where a select few are calling shit because they want to have some sort of power, or see the crew burn or something.

I straight told him I wouldn't mind taking leader, however I also told him that things are fine so hes still doing good at it, since he doesn't take bullshit at all.

>>172955191
never. make your own crew fuckhead.

>>172957131
>kaz the autist lusting for power again

not surprised

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>>172961194
I'm not autistic enough to write so much text about a non-issue like that, sorry

>>172961393
You are autistic enough to caps lock scream at people in chat for taking your bounty, though.

>>172961506
[citation needed]

>>172961506
dude seriously lol.

I know what im doing from here on out.

>>172961194
SUCH A LUST FOR POWER

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>this thread

>>172961765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qOBdWeszH4

>>172961765
>white blips going for export cars
Almost as bad as people who try to blow them up

>>172935274
the only good looking super car

>>172945273
daily reminder, higgus is a peadophile

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>>172962802

Which GTAG regular do you hate the most? Don't worry, we're all anonymous here.

>HARD MODE: Can't say prevalent people everyone hates (nes, kaz, higs, bl8 etc)

>>172963308
Is all of them an acceptable answer?

>>172963308
myself

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>>172963308
this guy

>>172963308
Worthless NEETs.

>>172948396
Well, yeah. Why should the GTA IV Coquette be any better than the GTA V one? It's not a classic like the other two. One could say that the GTA IV car can have better handling at the cost of top speed though, similar to the two Elegies.

>>172963308
Aida is a worthless tranny fag that should fucking hang

>>172963689
Krop plis.

>>172963308
you

>>172964110
>female police shark fursona
legit embarassing

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You might not be a great Buzzard pilot, but at least you're not this guy.

>>172965364
He might be a bad Buzzard pilot, but at least he isn't a jetshitter.

>>172963308
fucking hate this chris guy on ps4 always asking for invites and shit

Can you remove any of the extra junk on the Duke'o Death, like the roof lights for example?

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>hydra shitter
>modder
>hydra shitter modder

>>172965364 He's actually a pro who wanted to go out in style to avoid getting killed by the jet. You wouldn't understand

>>172967580
Pros are known for swooping in with buzzards, firing a missile into a group and hitting no one, then crashing into a building.

>>172967865
He was just playing with you. That man knew exactly what he was doing

>>172968119
Sounds like top level play. I should try and find his youtube channel so I can subscribe to it.

>>172968326
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLkdQyIheyeuO9lzDUV-iw

>>172964110
What's wrong baby

>>172961194
Oh no, it was me Nessu-ni. Only reason I've done it was because I've had previous experience, but I support wanco anyways.
>>172963308
Nobody to hate because every one for the most part is a cool guy. Including those who I bitch about.

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>tfw you're not some drama aspie in GTAG
>tfw you're forever some literally who that just plays with and helps out your GTAG pals

>>172971215
okay.

>Finally buy an appearance change
>Change my mostly tranny into something more female
>Can't reduce the size of the skin under your chin
>Look like a land whale from certain angles

I'm fucking tilted, why can't rockstar make a better character creator?
Will RDR2's character creator be as bad

>>172971495
>putting this much effort into looks

people are just going to shoot you anyway.

>>172971404
Calm down Nessi

>>172972956
YOU
ARE
NOT
MY
SUPERVISOR

>>172962991
>>172962802
>>172962071
>>172960947

Why do u always post your lucky kills??

>>172971215
Are you me

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>>172973462
Posting lucky kills is fun.

>>172972956
Guy, that was not me.

>>172974071
You are not even you

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>>172974334

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>>172973462
because that's the only stuff that's webm worthy?

>>172973462
Because the only "skill" in GTA is mashing ADADADADAD with a BP helmet and BST on. Lucky webms are at least fun to watch

>>172911104
>I miss playing with shitty fps on shitty resolution

Friendly reminder even the houser brothers think GTAO was a huge mistake and is disgusting.

>>172976708
pcucks, everyone

No but really why does RealMonkey's character look like a Jewaboo or for the PC crowd, Post Malone? Shit's hilarious either way. Great look m8.

>>172966618
Yeah, you can buy a Dukes

>>172977314
Ehh this general is almost for all the pcucks

hey
what if we took a hydra
and turned it into a byedra

>>172974812
>takes no fall damage
really made me think

>>172978426
That's how character launch glitches work

>connection lost due to (((unknown))) network error

>>172978681
>blaming R* for your shitty poorfag internet

LOL

>>172978681
If you're using Authority, don't

>>172977057
>houser brothers think

Who cares? What competent do they even contribute with?

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>>172978426
>he doesn't know about the blater fence

>tfw I ADADADADA in first person because third person feels like driving a human boat

>>172961765
Whenever I defend myself from players like this they always call me c4 scrub

>>172978681
>>172979004
I don't know if it's poor internet or just the convergence of EU and USA servers. Im from the NL, with 30 up and 150 down, and I'm getting these notices far too often when exporting cars.

>>172983735
Protocol is to let them close in and shoot you a bunch, shitter.

>new to GTAG
> play with jazmine, dave and (Not bl8ter)
>deliver some cars, spend some time shooting some normies
Guys I dont know if you're regulars but I liked you guys and would like to friend you

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>>172983665
>shitter trying to start shit with me
>they're off the radar and doing their super tacticool combat rolls and ADADADADA
>I just stand there like

>>172984747
yeah most of the regulars are pretty cool

don't listen to the shitposting.

>>172985250
>tryhard shitter starts shooting at me
>ADAD spamming, BP helm, OTR/Ghost org abusing
>start up CEO and a sightseer
>30 seconds later the shitter leaves

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>>172908330

>>172984747
Just add anyone you like.
-Captain

>>172986324
almost as good as
>shitter gets his crew to join
>they're stuck in the clouds

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>open r* ticket since game cheated me of 500k
>they overcompensate and give me 750k

mfw

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>>172987752
nice dude, didn't think they would get back to you on that.

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>>172986324
>join session and see several single man orgs fighting each other
>start sightseer and leave

>>172988825
surprised they responded with a fix within 10 hours of submitting it.

>>172986324
>>172989227
What's the deal with sightseer?

>>172989730
Makes everyone but you unable to spawn BST

>>172989227
Oh I do this every time.

>>172989787
Quality J* coding

>>172989943
it's a blessing in disguise really

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>>172904432
y u do dis tho

Whats a guy got to do to get some active gtag friends on their list?

>>172991035
Add Capt.Jaszmine
Literally join me anytime. Assuming PC.

>>172991035
add some MeepusofMeesk for a wholesome time

>>172991035
want sum fug?

>>172991035
i find that even going in a gtag session usually a couple people will friend request you. be wary of annoying shitters though

>>172979407
>implying

I can add 10m to my account at the click of a button and its undetectable, plus I can protect myself from other modders through protection. Why NOT use it?

>>172992767
how money

>>172992930
I don't recommend modding purely because you will inevitably fuck up and get banned, but there ARE things you can do with hax that are client side and thus wont be picked up by rockstar. One of these is a sneak money method that puts money directly into your bank account without updating rockstars social club. So you might have 2m on social club but 100 mil in-game. The thing I assume you have to watch out for is not spending all of that like crazy. Having 2 mil but having spent 100m probably triggers flags.

>>172993091
thats pretty interesting, how do you even trick the game like that? cheatengine injection?

>>172993849
Cheatengine is detectable, doesnt work and gets you banned

So I only need two more cars for the I/E collections.
I'm at 98% and I keep getting all this junk.

Should I sell of non collection plates or keep trying?

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Your at the club and this guy slaps your gfs ass. What do you do?

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>>172994038
huh, that's quite tricky then
i wont ask your secrets because i dont wanna be needy

>>172994141
I didn't know she became my girlfriend, stop sneaking into my dreams.

>>172992767
Because certain toggles cause the game to have networking issues and boot you back to singleplayer as soon as you join online
If you want to add money to yourself, use menyoo

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>>172994865
don't let your dreams be dreams

>>172994141
Have a mental breakdown and shit myself due to being in public.

>>172994141
Rub his head till it's all buff and chrome

>>172991362
Also hella cutie

>>172906373
Well, I don't have exact pictures, but from memory: if the car theif is near the Kortz Center in Vinewood, I go up in the hills on the side of Kortz Center itself; if the source is on the East side of the map on the highway, I snipe on the roof of the U-Tool; lastly, if the source is in Harmony, roughly somewhat east of Sandy Shores (somewhat close to the Lost MC Stab City), I just go down the road until I can see the guy, and snipe him. The radius for the car is fairly big, so be careful.