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/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

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Borgs Have Feelings Too Edition

Last Thread: >>172813095

Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:
>April Fool's Day breaks the server
>Solarious is unbanned
>Nonhuman captains soon

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>/vg/station forum and logs
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://game.ss13.moe/logs

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>Cryo Autism
http://pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/raw/u40ABfJz
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first for digitalis did nothing wrong
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>tfw not enough round end parties
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I was going to make a "Report and Ignore shitposting" joke but I'm pretty sure the Janis would nuke the post and I'm not about that life.

Reminder to kill all Vox.
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>>172900685
Second for just merge it bro, it's already over by the time the goyims find out then close everything they do to undo or even talk about it. :^)
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KILL CLUSTER
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>>172900850
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Which waifu is best for being an ex-girlfriend who is now your best friend since you ended it on good terms, but she falls for you again and wants you back?
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>>172901176
Good luck, he's hardly associated with the server these days. I'm pretty sure he knows he can just be a fall guy for decisions the collaborators make that are controversial without caring.
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>>172901269
There's no girl, spess or not, that is like that
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Chose your ocracy

Truest Democracy
>Anyone can vote using a third party site, so it's totally anonymous and no ckeys logged so no one can see how you voted
>People could VPN to vote multiple times
>Other servers could raid us to rig our votes
>Refugees have different opinions than you
Democracy
>Vote on server
>Since we know ckeys, we can throw out votes obviously from other servers
>Refugees have different opinions than you
Oldfagocracy
>Only let people with BYOND accounts 2011 and earlier vote
>This means Sarca can vote but not you
Emojiocracy
>Anyone who gets on the Github can vote
>People who care the most about an issue will vote on it
>Tiny cross-section of server ends up voting
Metaclubocracy
>Only let people in the Discord vote
>Your vote will be used against you in social hierarchy
>Sawbones gets a vote and you probably don't
Contributorocracy
>Coders and admins get to vote
>You don't get to vote
>Coders and admins clearly have a theoretical vested interest in making the server best they can since they have a sunk sum of time in the server vs others
>Coders and admins don't play the game
Cultureocracy
>People who agree with me are allowed to vote
>Ensures that only people who truly understand /vg/ culture get to participate
>Refugees can't vote because they disagree with me
>Shitters can't vote because they disagree with me
>You don't like my opinions and therefore can't vote
Randomocracy
>All issues decided by pure RNG
>Truly fair
>Quality is truly random in the truest sense of the word
>"It doesn't matter what the result is, it matters who checks what the result is." t. Stalin
Threadocracy
>All issues decided by who shitposts the most
>Generates a lot of revenue for Hiro because of signpost clicking
>4chan pass and metaclub have advantage
>Vulnerable to raiding and refugees
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>>172901176
Cluster is just a distraction, he's in retirement. The true enemy is probe.
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>>172901535
Probe is easy to deal with. Just punk him off a few times until he learns.
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>>172901458
Pretty good
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>>172901458
Vote with hidden ckeys that have played on the server for over a month. No one can see who voted for what.

>Truest Democracy
Open to manipulation
>Democracy
Open to manipulation, bullying
>Oldfagocracy
No
>Emojiocracy
See Democracy, open democracy
>Metaclubocracy
See Democracy, open democracy
>Contributorocracy
Everyone should get a say
>Cultureocracy
Based and white
>Randomocracy
Based and white
>Threadocracy
Based and white

t. oldfag admin
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>>172901458
>Cultureocracy
>>People who agree with me are allowed to vote
>>Ensures that only people who truly understand /vg/ culture get to participate
that entirely hinges on who the fuck are you

Oldfagocracy
>Only let people with BYOND accounts 2011 and earlier vote
>This means Sarca can vote but not you
fuck that.
I've been here since 2015, but I probably logged more hours in 2016 than many oldfags did from 2011-2015
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>>172901458
how about we just get along and stop trying to turn it into our very own personal indie game that we made for a change
how about we start being more open and honest with eachother instead of LARPing as fucking heebs or masons "cuz threds too uninteligents an shit poste" or whatever the fucking ridiculous line of reasoning actually is
how about we start acting like a community again
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>>172901813
>that entirely hinges on who the fuck are you
You can safely assume I disagree with you on all topics from waifus to what constitutes quality content
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>>172901813
That's the joke you dumb nigger, people pretend they know and are the arbiter of /vg/ culture all the time to try to win github arguments.
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>>172901269

My waifu!
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>>172901847
Excuse me, act like a community?

Sorry but I much prefer shitting on the coders, the admins, the metaclub, the discord, the players, the collaborators, anyone who disagrees with me, anyone who agrees with me, and the codebase I play on.
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>>172901847
Where the fuck do you think you are?
Give me your ckey so I can ban you
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>morena gets unbanned by pain without an appeal
>2hotdogs still banned

UN BAN HIM
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>>172902184
It's solarious that got unbanned without an appeal And it was probe that decided he would be unbanned because he solarious pmed him on discord and his erp buddy kuranon backed him up.
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>Spawn
>Walk toward bridge
>Bomb explodes right on top of me and gibs me
>Respawn as borer
>Science gets bombed the second I spawn and I die again
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Don't eat haunted jam unless you're the haunting man
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>>172902370
Sometimes you take it up the ass, multiple times and in quick succession.
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>>172902298
This story is lacking key facts only we admin insiders have

t. Admin insider
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>>172902407
That was very spicy
That was MUCH spicier than I expected... although I really should have expected it, pic related
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>>172902485
The fact there is literally no transparency on this and that he got past the image ban by exclusively observing as his static is sickening.
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>>172902485
I don't know these facts
t. Admin insider
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>>172902734
It's true, Solarious got unbanned solely to observe and stir shit in deadchat. It's so obvious that producing logs of these events should be easy right? I can't wait for us fellow truthers to produce logs of the truth we know is true
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>ops want to do full stealth
>want voice changers and everything but can't afford everything with teleporter
>spend thirty minutes on the syndie shuttle getting ready
>they say they can just hide the space suits
>someone finds the locker with their backpacks anyways, a few ditched their fucking headsets
>one blew up and the rest are stalking the disk holder
>tell them where the heads are through cams
>shuttle called
>the one OP communicating is deaf
>bomb places then the other says i hit them
>go in with guns and find the op with the disk
>give them a hardsuit
>set that nuke up and smelellelele
also hypo worked well other op times i guess it was because they were taking other types of damage too
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>>172902826
Let's compare our knowledge. Pm me on discord
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Is anybody else having issues connecting to the serb? or is it just me
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>>172903087
My locker didn't get discovered. I checked it after I saw a sec officer dragging a locked locker to sec.

I was throwing EMPs in the room with the security officer, hit a MoMMI on the way. Attempted to emag it but when I was finished and attempted to drag it away an op on the other side of the airlock died and I got put into crit.

Got brought to medbay, healed up mostly, got some blood due to the ruptured lung and then a large explosion happened near me in medbay which ZAS´d me around and I just couldn´t get up and died.
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>>172903087
They could of hid them The tard put it in one of the lockable lockers and didnt lock it. Only a head can open those once locked.
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>>172903392
Other people are. Second day of problems.

Remember to ping probe or the chicken man himself (if you're brave enough)
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>>172901283
>Cluster's become the dark knight to Probe's commissioner gordon
HELP! HEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!

>>172901458
Democracy only works when you're not overrun by refugees and people so toxic they were banned from said war-tiorn servers so no. They're also completely invested in self-serving decisions.

Most of the oldfags are too bitter, too bored, and out of touch

Emojiocracy is basically discord literally banned for actual metagaming repeatedly but are still unbanned and even admins now circlejerk gerrymandering along party lines

Metaclub has the same problem

Coders are wildly out of touch. They stopped playing when they got bored and moved onto fucking with the code instead of fucking with security officers. They don't remotely have the interests of the server at heart and are obsessed with can they do something instead of should they while they have everything-is-a-nail-o-vision goggles welded to their face

The culture has increasingly shifted because of tolerance of illegal immigrants and enabling the degeneration of the server by adding toxic garbage from their homelands to appease them as the slippery slope gets even slippier. vgstation was meant to be a med rp server with less of the admin abuse of the previous incarnations.
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>>172903437
Oh I healed you up down the hall. I brought an advanced medkit from the shuttle. I did the best I could then trucked it so I wouldnt be blown up with you.
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>>172903585
I got an advanced medkit and healed myself a bit before I went into paincrit. Some crewmembers dragged me away and healed me up.
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>Set up SME
>Some shitlord carbon assistant comes in and calls it lame

20 minutes in and I feel like sharding someone, good job.
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>>172903705
It only takes five minutes to SME.
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>>172900850
remember how long it took to get mikecari banned?
digitalis is bad, but he's nowhere near as bad as mikecari was
he'll be around forever
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>>172903519
A lot of this post is absolute garbage. The coders being out of touch part is alright though
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>>172903808
That was the most garbo part of the entire post.
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we should have a spaceman olympics
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>>172903772
Less than one minute and I feel like sharding you, that's a new record.
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>>172903705
The midway between lazy but enough to power station, and good enough for actually impressive amount of power is LAME.
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https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues/10796
post "concerns"
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>>172904095
One can't make impressive amounts of power in 10 minutes that's my only issue, what the fuck is he even expecting anyway?
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>>172903705
>Shove the blasma in the teg cold loop
>Link the sme H/E stubs into the freezers
>Reconfigure the scrubbers to only suck plasma/co2/N2O
>Shut off the vent, and vent siphon
>Put the shard box inside
>Put a pump in the connector into the freezers
>Turn on the freezers and set the temp to 73k
>Pump in 2 nitrogen cans and an oxygen can
>Go pump the teg cold loop out and fill up a blasma tank
>Slap dat mf blasma tank in the collector
>Turn the vents on
>Emitter the shard open then turn it off
>Wire to grid
>Station time 12:13
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>>172904197
fix the server please
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>role engie borg
>rush engineering secure storage
>open the shard crate and set up an emitter
>open a few nitrogen tanks
>set room to siphon
ez 1 minute SME
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>>172904402
That's a whole lot of unnecessary steps.
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>>172904519
He can't help it, all he knows is how to copy bumbling's setup, he's too insecure to come up with his own setup
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>>172904759
I haven't even seen bumbling's and a basic quick freezer SME isn't exactly rocket science.
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>Despotate isn't repo banned yet
Jesus fucking christ.
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>>172900685
>that knot
Get out
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>>172904483
Enjoy your engie/silicon ban.
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>>172904483
Im sure that will work out well, no cooling going in and no plasma tanks.
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>>172905608
Ignoring firelocks is on you.
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>>172900970
>carping around space
Amazing
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>>172905681
You forgot the vent siphon
Vox are quick to help once you got their helmet off and the beatings start
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>>172905682
It melts down without cooling you turd
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>>172905719
Was real neat, we did some tests and people could pickup me in carp form and put me in their backpack, so there's some potential hilarity there.
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Why are there no wizard spells to transform into different things like carp guy did?
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>xenoarch getting a lot of cool shit lately
>no xenobio buffs
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>>172906773
Special morphing masks for wizards that when deactivated go to their hand and they can choose the mob that mask will turn them into when
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>>172906773
That would actually be really cool. It could be random by default, and have a stable mode as an upgrade.
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>>172906958
Post your ideas then fuccboi. Be constructive isntead of a whiny blue waffle
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>>172906958
>lately
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>>172906958
Phazon reagent was pretty fuckin cool. Plus, it's the same slime as golems, so you can inject them with your shit and make supergolems that move at light speed.
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>>172906958
Just lrn2code like I did, and add in new shit.
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>>172906958
If anything needs to be buffed, it's sepia and pyrite.
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>>172907086
alright senpai
>hostile gold core reaction doesn't exclude any mobs
>combat nanobots from black cores now come in 2 units
>slime lamp can be toggled to be made smaller to give less light but fit in pockets
port literally any slime race to replace ours
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>>172907769
>>hostile gold core reaction doesn't exclude any mobs
Thought you wanted a buff, not a nerf.
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>>172907858
it is a buff
it exludes mimics slimes alien empresses and humanoid type hostile mobs
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>>172907947
Oh, thought you meant exclude as in how slimedudes are excluded from the mobs' ire.
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>>172906047
I want to be a pet pocket fish.
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>>172907769
That's still only really fucking with the same shit everyone else is doing

Gold, adamantine and black are the only ones people ever bother messing with in the code.
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>>172906773
Add a spell called wildshape based on the D&D druid ability, let it turn you into different alien animals/monsters with improved health.
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>>172907769
Difference between "cool shit" and "just buf it"

Also easy to say "lmao just port thing" without describing shit about it like why or what it does differently to people that have never seen it
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http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=43&p=19210#p19210
I wanted DRAMA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>172908101
pyrite should splash a very large radius with paint and sephia slime should be able to make the 5x5 camera
>>172908343
everyone is too lazy to make an actual slime race and it's probably easier to copy paste their race code from somewhere else
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>>172908343
I want TG's slimepeople, you can split yourself and become your own army that you control and toxic things produce more slimejuice to make more clones and heal you I think and anti-toxic things do the opposite.
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>>172908424
nignigga what do the other slime people DO
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>>172908424
The cameras are pretty aids man.
Also what fucking manga is that, it looks familiar.
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>>172908623
TG has toxic slimes that are very snowflakey, they're basically immune to toxins but have to run away from medibots and make sure no one injects them with anti toxin so they have to carry welder fuel to drink
vore slime people had free polymorph and was pretty lame
>>172908663
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>>172908860
Don't forget the splitting my man, literally having an army of yourself hidden within the room to fight a single enemy is hilarious. And if they overpower you, you can jump to a clone hidden across the station as long as he did not incapacitate any of them while you were in it.
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>>172909083
i never figured out how that worked, i just knew i can drink welder fuel and smoke my own blood
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>>172907769
That'll cause problems going forward
Make an issue on github and it should be done within the week
I guess?
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>>172908412
>Digitalis is despostate
Now the github shitposter makes sense
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>>172909359
Your blood level needs to be at least 1000 to reproduce and you can manually raise the level through toxic things, food, and slime jelly, which is your blood, when there are multiple yous, you can open a menu to switch between any of them. Lose too much blood and you will eat your limbs to stay alive, so don't take any toxin healing things.
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>>172909646
does cryo really kill TG slime people?
can't you just drink a bunch of welder fuel before it?
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>>172909718
I don't know how much welder fuel does, try a tank with 50% oxygen and 50% plasma, that will work.
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>>172908412
it's heating back up
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>>172906773
>>172906987
>>172906996
>>172908182
Why not make a werewolf mode instead? We've already got vampires after all.
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>>172910885
Yiff in hell furfag
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>>172911637
Werewolves have been around before furries
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>>172911810
ergo they've been yiffing in hell longer
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>ywn get to play pAI
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>>172911934
that statement is somehow more meaningless than the previous one
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>>172911938
I was gonna make one, but server wouldn't let me connect until halfway through the round.
I'll set one up early next round if I can connect
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>>172904197
Reading this I can't help but feel that Kernikov doesn't have much experience as an antagonist. All of the "advantages" he lists are mundane little bonuses anybody can get access to and several jobs already do have. There's not a single vampire or changeling who would trade an easily accessible hidey hole in maintenance for a base they can only get to by running all the way to arrivals through public halls.
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>>172911938
just LOOC ask people to grab a pAI and search for you on it until someone agrees. This is allowed.

There's no excuse not to become pAI the moment you decide you want to.
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>>172912213
why does nobody do it
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>walk into brig and see a prisoner strapped down with warden at the desk
>pull out a rusty bikehorn and start playing some random honks at 90bpm
>warden says to get out of the lobby
>increase honks to 115bpm
>warden says to cut it out
>increase honks to 130bpm
>sec officer comes flying around the corner shouting
>Things are getting feisty. Increase honks to a lively 170bpm
>officer unholsters energy gun
>increase honks to 200bpm
>officer sets gun to kill
>increase honks to 230bpm
>officer locks gun on me
>increase honks to 300bpm
>officer screams again
>increase honks to 600bpm
>officer lets loose a barrage of lasers instantly putting me in crit

All that just to play some music... 100% true story
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>>172912312
Clowns are always valid
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>>172912186
kernikov is just trying to stay relevant
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>>172912310
Apparently because it's not obvious that it's allowed to LOOC to tell people you're available as a pAI and for them to download you.

I had to confirm with an admin myself, but yeah it's fine to do.
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Fix serb
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help pls

everytime the round ends I get disconnected and this error when rejoining. Other servers work fine
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i heard pomf erps on /trash/ is this true
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>>172912647
Same, when I finally get in the station is already trashed
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>>172912312
God I felt awful, I'm not used to the "targeting" mechanic with guns
I was just trying to scare you off :(
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serb die?
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SERB?
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server dead?
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RIP
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KURWA SERB ZABIETI
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pomf connected to the serb for a second
so maybe he's doing something
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it's fucking toasted
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>>172912903
he's doing weekly erp session with admins
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How do I up the capacity on a fire extinguisher?
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>>172913098
ahelp
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>>172913098
hold it in your right hand, then switch to your left hand and press alt+F4
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>>172913020
No haha that's fucking stupid we don't do that. Lemme know your ckey so I can educate you further on this matter haha
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how do you craft a cage?
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>>172913020
how'd you find out
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>>172912656
you too
is somebody leaking info from the admin discord?
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>>172913258
I think it's 6 plasteel.
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>tfw no casino ship
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any admins awake?
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>>172913336
pomf, someone got unbannued yesterday without an appeal
apparently they just PMed an admin on the discord

where's the transparency
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>>172913786
I like the idea, but still some problems.
>couches in the way of the only entrances
>booze machine isn't behind a bar
>bridge is completely empty
>no large blackjack table
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>>172913794
Sawbones and Pomf
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>>172913786
how to improve the trader ship
>make it so 2 spider queens don't spawn on it every single round (this is apparently an unreported bug)
>faster timings on the doors
>allow jukeboxes to work on it
>give emag functionality to the console for a super secret syndicate destination
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>>172914235
i know its late as fuck but its been 4 years and i want my unban looked at.
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>>172913798
good question, DM me on discord tomorrow and remind me to do something about it, im going to bed aka going to erp with all the lovely boys and girls
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>>172914557
whats your username fampai
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>>172914658
Lennethare. legit think i got banned in 2013.
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>>172914193
Yeah, there's some problems with the size of the salvage shuttle and I really wanted to go to sleep so I decided to leave it how it is. If I had some time, I'd make it a really nice and kinda gaudy captain's quarters, the room with lockers would be a bathroom, and there'd be a spessmart bot in a suit with a booze vend behind the bar counter. Don't really see much room for a blackjack table there anyways.

I think it'd be really neat to have more organized competitor race to the Vox that'd act kinda like the Ferengi from Star Trek, but instead of salvage and sell shit, they'd do stuff like run high quality casinos and bars and the likes. Of course, they wouldn't be able to be a station race. No reason to be one.

I mainly just want the docking area of the station to be like a bazaar, with all sorts of cool or foreign shit. (as long as you have money)
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>>172914704
k enjoy your game, fuck up again and the perma is going right back on
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>>172914848
yes sir, thank you sawbones
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>>172914904
no thats pomf the server owner
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>>172914957
oh, thought it was sawbones because he was the only person online on the forums.
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>>172914595
I don't use the discord, and I don't want my identity attached to a complaint about administration
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>>172915201
the admins
legit won't do shit nigga

man up and stop being a bitch
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>>172915201
I can honestly tell you we don't care. Nothing you say will be used against you. You could make a Discord/Forum account under a random nickname and message one of us.
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I love rounds with no power
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>>172917115
Anyone can set up solars
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>>172917115
ICK OCK
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>>172915201
You can make any random name and talk to them. It's not hard to still give proof of account once you're in a private room.

>>172917115
Anyoneand the borgs can setup solars
Anyone and the borgs can setup the TEG
Anyone can setup the SME
The silicons can help setup the AME and order more parts
Cargo can setup the cargo AME
Science and mining can setup the pac/superpac/mrspacmans

Literally anyone can just print an ass ton of power cells and swap them as needed with an easy to get multitool.
People who complain about power are too dumb to be allowed to live
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ummmm guys?
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>>172919036
so it's okay to merge things with misleading titles now?
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>>172919036
I should make a +Poll about keeping them.
I don't like how they were merged under a fake PR title, even if it was for April Fools.
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>>172919237
Who the fuck are you
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>>172919279
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>>172919279
I'm your prom date you ugly sack of shit
t. Dante
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>>172919381
>foster will be the min to actually step up to this petty bullshit the coders are pulling
This is why you're the best
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>>172919475
t. foster
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>>172919510
>Replying to myself
I'm not Probe
:^)
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>>172919598
PROBE ON SUICIDE WATCH
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Sorry Buzzby, I fucked up that round
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If someone were to code it so that something spectacular happened when you tried to insert a bible into another bible...

What should that something be?
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Holy Shit I connected to the serb instantly
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>>172919872
It's fine. I don't do pAI expecting anything too spectacular.
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>>172919036
>we've been reduced to this shit again
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>>172919889
Nothing, that's a stupid idea
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>Be generally incompetent
>Soporific people to death
>Throw out all bone gel and Fixovein
>Constantly max out cryo heat
>Stuff HoP in the genetics machine and remove his identity
>Replace a few pills with Sulfuric Acid
>Feed a few people said acid in a bottle

Is this how you antagonize?
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>>172919598
My +POLL flag seems to have gone for a walk.
I had it before but it's gone at the moment. The headmins are AFK and Probe is playing Siege, so I'm shit out of luck for the moment. I'll make a poll as soon as I have it
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>>172920075
acid is shit in pill form, might as well make a potent poison or debilitating chemical instead
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>>172919997
Thanks though, you saved me
I PDAd Ricardo 1 credit since no comms and he just did the same thing to get me to save him, but he just forgot about me
Feels bad
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>>172920214
Really? At least making them drink it worked as intended. Synaptizine meme, perhaps?
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>>172920075
Were you the other chemist? Those fucking walls.
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>>172920148
Never mind it's back now
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>>172920075
No you're supposed to be like "dude cheddars" and fuck a hole in the floor
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>>172920270
Giving it to them via drinking or feeding will instakill them (200 brute damage) with about 20 units.
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>>172920283
No, I was a medical doctor.
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>>172920292
God damn it we agreed to make a poll in a week
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>>172920302
I said "it's cheddars time" how are you still asshurt about this?
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>>172920435
And to close all issues and PR discussion that looks like dissent
Do not bring up shitty coder practices
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>>172920551
PJB is the only one who did anything of the sort
And only to one issue, as far as I remember
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>>172920075
try mutagen in pills, it's better than acid and I'm pretty sure it's faster than synapt

and for gods sake do some grenades, waterpotassium ones are pretty good, some bleach smokes and shit are funny too because it fucks up lungs badly

don't forget mancroave if you got an emag

also get a spray bottle and fill it up with lube for some good assfucking action
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>>172920435
Who's "we?"
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>>172920489
I'm about to pass out here and the phrase is just so fundamentally retarded it's thrown me for a loop for some reason. I mean I get that you don't want to be boomboxed but still.
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>>172920587
Or not
God damn it
I'm going to talk to them about not being douchenozzles
Tomorrow
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>>172920680
Thanks exxion, you're a good bird
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This reads like something from a twentieth century Communist or Fascist manifesto.
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>>172920642
As I told you in deadchat, you deep saltmine you, the s was an accident.
I am glad it happened though, truly my no greentext adventure antagonized and tickled all the right spots.
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>>172920625
At the very least, Kilozombie, Clusterfack, and me (Exxion)
But Clusterfack decided to close the issue in which we did so so nobody noticed

Fucking hell. I'm going to punch whoever thought this whole ordeal was a good idea. I think attack animations should stay, but this was an awful way to go about merging them in the first place.
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>more illuminati larping
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>>172920924
>Haha look mom I can deflect any criticism of my shit coding and lack of accountability if I just insult them.
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>>172920148
>Cluster shuts down his poll flag once he knows
GET YOUR GENETICS BACKUP QUICK! THE SYNDICATE IS COMING!
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>>172920989
eat shit pieter you're about an iceberg away from drowning with the rest of your fucking mayonnaise-guzzling caliphate
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>>172921143
>Accused of being Senaat Al-Hollandi
This is new but I like it
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This is your headmin and head collaborator boys and girls.
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>>172922238
DANE BRINGING THE PAIN
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A message from the late botanist:

The moment wizard is confirmed, replace all autoinjectors in medkits with chloral injectors.

Fuck blinkers.
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>>172922865
The autoinjector on your corps-se gave me the time to polyacid his-s sstaff
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>>172922904
so that's what happened
nice
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>>172922904
I saw that. If only you had been there earlier to stop the shitwizard from lowpop deathmatching.

Can someone nerf blink and prevent certain spells and items from being taken according to the server population please?

There's a reason we restrict certain game modes based on population, and this is it.
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>pAI can use remote detonators
Literally could rig the station to explode at the signal of an agent hidden in a plant
>pAI can be put into energy weapons so you dropping them doesn't mean the dakka stops
>people play MeMMees and borgs on mass instead of being borers but not shit
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>Games running so terribly that only 2 people readied up
>Coders are still patting themselves on the back for all their resent changes
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>>172922918
I was going to fix the borgs, but one of the borgs told me the staff was bound to you so I went straight to chemistry
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>>172923204
it's a byond bug
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>>172923136
>>pAI can be put into energy weapons so you dropping them doesn't mean the dakka stops

Actually, you can just keep a smart laser gun with pAI in it inside your backpack, and it can still shoot from in there.

It's even better not to hold and use it. Use a different gun instead, or just have a smart pAI lasergun ready to blast anyone who stuns you, or throw your backpack down a hallway or around a corner to have it shoot your enemies.

>>people play MeMMees and borgs on mass instead of being borers but not shit

Try playing a few rounds with the express intention of being a pAI in a smart laser gun for someone. Even if your master is sec, it's not gonna happen 99% of the time.
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>>172923204
Game hasn't loaded
Guess we know who the antags are
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>>172923280
Then why has lifeweb been running well? Chakemate
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>>172923213
He blinked into the courtroom after you chloralled him. You could have just brained him and kept the staff for yourself
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>>172923292
>r just have a smart pAI lasergun ready to blast anyone who stuns you, or throw your backpack down a hallway or around a corner to have it shoot your enemies.
Imagine going tator and mass producing
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>>172923383
hi kolith
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>>172923384
I have no interest in chasing a blink wizard, he was already disarmed and could jerk off for all I care

surprised he woke up so quickly from 15u chloral though
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>>172923536
harm intent syringe will inject any random amount from 0 to 10 of its payload
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>7 players online
>2 playing
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>>172923592
It was 5u autoinject 10u injected on help intent, then he blinked away because I guess he can do that unconscious
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>>172923428
What? You can order smart laser guns from cargo crates, and they open with security access.

Just buy like two crates and make extra pAIs in science and fill your backpack with them.

>>172923536
He was filled to the brim with doctor's delight from chugging all the autoinjectors from medbay storage and some o2 closets.
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>>172923667
I can't even connect right now.
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>>172923667
>6 players online
>2 playing

ebin
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>>172923719
That's what I meant. I want an army
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>>172923689
Chloral lets you stand for a few seconds, downs you for a dozen, lets you stand for a few more seconds then downs you until it runs out.
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>>172923689
he wasn't unconscious yet when he blinked, he stood back up after your two help syringe injections, then immediately fell over in courtroom and slept there for a while with nobody approaching.
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>>172923667
Forever connecting
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>>172923785
>>172923789
rip
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I wanna play
fix when
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>>172924571
When you bitch at coders to do it.
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Serb is back.
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Casual reminder that player interaction is what makes ss13 so interesting and diverse. Strive to create interesting situations and allow for crew cooperation in order to make rounds much more enjoyable, a lone powergamer doesn't have nearly as much playing as if he had another armory packing powergaming friend to back him up
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>the coders don't care about the players
Hmm it's almost as if Celt was right
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>wake up
>check thread
>LOOK THE SERVER IS DEAD AND IT'S ALL THEIR FAULT
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>join /vg/ general
>drama hell breaks loose
every time
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>>172929412
Drama only exists if you respond to it. If there was anything serious we'd step in and sort it out.
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>>172929561
I'm not going to claim I know everything, but what it looks like is that some coders deceived the fan base by pretending something is an April fools joke to get it in the game. Isn't this a little bit of an issue?
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>>172929678
I don't like attack animations but they did win a server poll to be implemented and they can be disabled client side.

Yes the coders lied, they would've just forced it anyway
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>>172929678
It is but nothing is going to be done about it because everybody who isn't up their own ass with some kind of faggy fucking agenda is either complacent or apathetic.
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>>172929848
I play ever day and I never saw this poll?
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>>172929678
>>172929848
They all promised to hold a poll after it'd been introduced. I don't see this poll.
Honestly, I like attack animations, coming from TG, so I have no problem with that, but I think if the time came, I would vote no on keeping them just because of the downright clinton-level means they used to add them
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>>172922238
Well, I'm sure you could probably code actual honest to god movement animations, but have fun then making new sprites for the base bodies and then even more for every piece of wearable equipment

and that's just for a basic walk cycle in the 4 cardinal directions, if you want attack, interaction animations, that's even more frames you gotta do

it's why no one has bothered to ever undertake a task like that, even if the sprites are pretty simplistic to begin with

It might have been possible back in the old days when there was much less stuff, because then when you have the basics done that way, you set a standard that all future art assets have to follow
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>>172930236
Agreed. It's messed up and pretty scummy. Seems Foster says he'll hold a poll though, so that's good
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>>172922238
serious question, how would you make movement animations look like?
I might be interested in researching this feature but I'm kinda skeptical about it working or looking decent because of how the game is set out
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>>172931850
not him but a simple walk cycle for each of the 4 directions would be more than enough

like I said in >>172931716 though, you'd have to do the same for every single wearable item, it's a daunting amount of work
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>>172900685
I AM

THE LAAAAAAWWWW!!!!
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>>172932168
I don't know if it's worth it though, I'd probably need to see it first but I'm no good at spriting.
Along with that, later on someone might decide that they'd like diagonal animations and fucking hell that's even more work.
It'd be best to create some dynamic system for it , but I'm not familiar with byond or this cute so no idea if it's possible
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I'll manage to finish it one of these days.
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been around the block

coming over to /ss13g/ to say that ss13 had the highest happiness per investment return of any videogame I've ever played
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Why do the players keep insulting us dawg?
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>>172932424
>or this cute
i meant 'this code'
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>>172932424
If you were to completely overhaul the sprites, you COULD do what the standalone remake guys were gonna do and model the characters and all the wearables, animate the models, then render them out as sprites

Would probably not be doable at the resolution of this game's assets, the standalone's assets were higher res spritework

Game could do with a graphical refresh though I feel.
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>>172932757
yea, as I said I'm not great at spriting, or anything graphical-related really. I'm just about to start learning byond's language in hopes to contribute some bug fixes if nothing else

I like those walls and doors
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>>172932460
That's too much work You need to either finish it on local, rally hobos from home depot, and share the pic in looc to assign duties. Or write up a pastebin of instructions to copy/paste from
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Server's gone back to being fuckey it seems.
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>>172932939
Make lockable lockers craftable. Right now we can only make the grey ones that anyone can open.
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>>172932939
I just realized the doors are styled after the original ones from original SS13, and not the post-goon version
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>>172932968
It's not as much work as it looks when you spawn in as an Engineer or somesuch, and especially as a mechanic. The drink machines are optional since you can hack the booze vender for all your needs. The worst part is the scrubbers, but if you want a bar with a vox atmosphere it's faster than putting in an actual airlock.
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>>172932993
There's probably a reason for that you know
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>>172933115
I mean the Science, Engineering, Electrical, Security, etc lockers.
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>>172933115
what would be the reason for not being able to craft these >>172933161 ?
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>>172932993
>>172933161
Alternatively, make a ghetto lock with wire and a signaler or something.
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>>172933161
>>172933203
Oh that's what you mean
why aren't those craftable?

>>172933234
This would be a good idea too
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>>172933161
>>172933203
>>172933309
And while we're at it, someone make department versions of the chests and do lockable versions of those too.
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>>172933203
You could switch them out with the starting ones for harder to track theft. I don't know whether that's really gamebreaking though.
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>>172933467
fucking hell wrong wiki, disregard
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>>172933467
They picked a bad sprite because the wikifag that did that is dumb
Nobody cares about making a locker circuit for the mechanism
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We already have the lockable lockers, and the crates from cargo, so coding up a recipe shouldn't be too bad. Something like [locker/crate] + [stock part] = [lockable]. Maybe a proximity scanner?
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>>172933536
It shouldn't be that hard. Add it to the list of things you can make with a glass and soldering iron and either choose the type of lock from a list, or swipe your ID to set it.
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>>172933573
Airlock controller circuit maybe.
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>>172933634
I think you need engineering access to set those though.
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Unban morena
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>>172933604
It isn't, it's just not something anyone who can has an interest in as you can see from there not being any
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Is there still a bug where you can't apply sulfuric acid from stuff like glasses or cans to soldering irons? I remember going through so much ghetto chem shit to find out that I couldn't even put it on the iron.
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>>172934548
What are soldering irons even for?
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>>172934617
Fixing emagged doors and creating basic circuit boards for things like microwaves and vending machines from glass sheets.
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>>172934617
Apply acid to iron
Use iron on glass
You now can choose a common circuit board to make, like autolathe or airlock.
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>>172934617
Modifying certain circuit boards and making some basic ones. Also fixing emagged doors.
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>>172934548
Haven't tried in a while, go ahead and find out then report it like you should in the first place

>>172934617
They print basic circuits so yo udon't have to pull a locker with a toolboxe of 14 boxes of 42 assorted power control modules, airlock circuits, and air alarm circuits.
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why the heck do i need enginnering access to edit airlock boards?
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>>172934940
Because the engineering department is the only one that should be messing with the insides of airlocks.
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>>172934969
das gay yo, what if i want to build shit and there's no enginners/hop?
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>>172935046
Any retard can pop a circuit, change it to captain only and pop it back in.

You had 7 slots to pick it then
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>>172935214
but you would need to dismantle a door like you normally would to take its circuit out.

and if it took so long for you to notice someone fiddling with the door you might as well let the clown remove all doors from brig.
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>>172935407
>Door was emagged bro just fixing it up *shrug
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>>172932757
Looks like goon.
Looks weird.
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>>172901458
t. depostate
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>>172932547
gee i dunno
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>>172936206
Why is probe such a puss?
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>>172936206
>Think you're immune to it being called like it is because the turd is god's great gift to man
Which shitflinging mess was that one anyway? Taxi?
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>>172936206
Probe, you are coding here because you want to code here. You don't owe a single thing to anyone and if people decide they do not like your content, they have a right to say they do not want it and to reject it being implemented into the main server. We might not be full on emojicracy but if a lot of people heavily dislike something, those people will usually say why they do and explain, if you get salty not everyone wants to be TG and abandon how things are for what they believe to be worse systems, you can bitch and moan about how "jaring" it is to come from a ss13 break and not see useless walking spritework but that doesn't mean everyone will want spritework or thinks walking animations are in any way crucial.

Get a spine or fuck off Probe. I don't care if you were venting, get a grip and quit bitching about people who dont agree with you explaining why they dont.
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do devs use the IRC or am I forced to use memecord
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>>172936441
>>172936456
>>172936669
Not probe. Here's a tripcode.

On highpop we get like 80 people, on lowpop we get like ten. Not everyone votes. Not everyone cares.
There's definitely a small group of screaming retards that shout BUT WE'RE NOT BAY/TG/ETC every time we try to port something or code something similar to what other servers have.
There's definitely also a small group of screaming retards that shout exactly the opposite and try to make us as close to other servers as possible.

The thing is, we can never improve or change this codebase if we keep thinking everything is fine as it is. Not everything is bad, not everything is good. Not every PR or idea is bad, nor are they all good. It's vague.

tl;dr probe is right, fuck off
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>>172936894
IRC is fine. IRC just feeds to discord (and vice-versa) anyway.
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>>172936206
this whole attack animations thing has really woke me to how buttheaded people are
people stir shit, fan the flames, and latch onto one server drama after another
turn them off in preferences ya cunts

t. literal who
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>>172936914
I think attack animations are are good thing, but don't you think it's messed up coders were sneaky about it, put it in for April fools, and then don't revert it? It is a No balls pussy thing to do
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>>172936113
Yeah, because none of the other sprites have been redone to match that shit

They also fucked the doors apparently, they aren't the ones from that sheet but they're the standard doors skewed at an angle and they look pretty bad

but hey at least there are sprites for each direction now I guess
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>>172937096
A bit sneaky, but it's a good, toggle-able addition, so who the fuck cares? PR should be changed to reflect the actual changes,though.
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>>172936914
>Improperly and quickly self-merge merge something that never should have been added with a misleading title as part of a "joke" which was a calculated decision to shove said thing that never should have been merged through
>*cough, I mean my metabuddy merged it for me so it's not a self-merge honest! I totally didn't self-merge yet again guys the rules are totally legit only for you!
>Both are maintainers who both know better and have lashed out at others for misleading pr's
>Lash out at and silence rightful dissent over the misbehavior
>"I-it's no big thang you silly goys! Return to your cattle pens or we'll get the prods!"
>Heh heh gud goys, this latest beaker of lube is really sprucing the luge up
You wonder why people hate all of you? Because you're fucking children who deserve to be necked. Your shit isn't god's gift to man and your b-b-but you can't tell me that so I'm immune to criticism attitude is repulsive. Get fucked. You're blinded by just deciding they're a "shitposter" and writing them off. All of you are tolerating this shit and in doing so enabling it.
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>>172937352
I care because it's unkind. At least try to get the playerbase's opinion, or just upright say you don't care. Don't be an asshole jerk about it man. Its just a game
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>>172936914
No, its not fucking vague and you know its not vague sonix. That's as bullshit as every ideology being valid and respecting everyones point of view, that's baby talk for you being a pussy and excusing your own bullshit ideas based on other people also having bullshit ideas, /vg/ has its own damn identity and Im here because I like it as it is, not TG, not Bay, not Hippie, not Urist. Im here because of /vg/, its features, its playstyle and its players, we can have attack animations if its toggleable, fine by me, but don't you start going all coder on us, ignoring the playerbase, its feedback and being a massive pussy bitch just because people don't want the same shit you do, people have the right to say they don't want X, Y or Z feature in the server and if you try and restrict it, you are just as bad as goof and the rest of the TG retards. Start ignoring the thread, demonizing the playerbase and by all means, seperate from 4chan where you wont get so much criticism, lot of good that shit did to TG.
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>>172907098
>make an singular phazon after possibly hours of trying for it since the job is entirely luck
>An engy borg scans it
>Your job is now useless as the one thing you do that's actually relevant is something engybot does far better
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>>172937579
THEY'RE JUST A VOCAL MINORITY MAN! SCREAMING RETARDS! I KNOW WHAT'S RIGHT FUCK THEM FUCK YOU FUCK ALL OF YOU I'M ALREADY MERGED AND YOU LITERALLY CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT IN THE META-CODERCLUB
>>
this whole attack animations debacle is just reinforcing my distaste for democracy IRL
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>>172937676
We are literally not a emojicracy anon. This ain't democracy, its at most soft dictatorship.
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>>172937579
Yeah. Its not the attack animations I care for so much, more the attitude that is being taken. Underhanded tactics to get what you want and dismissing the player base isn't good yo
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>>172937748
good
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How should the locker crafting be done? Which additional material would be needed?
I imagine it can either be crafted like the closet, but opening another dialog where to choose the type. Or maybe craft a closet then add the additional materials to it? Still needs a way to choose the type.
Also, newly crafted locker should be unlocked by default
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>>172937951
Airlock circuit, make it so its now in the locker, swiping it sets it so only your acess level/job can open it, swiping it again locks it.
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>>172937676
Democracy has never worked. It is always poisoned by the self-serving nature of the gatekeepers who control the barrier to meaningful impact and the whims of an ever-changing populace. Not to mention we have sawboner and the other metaclub cliques that disproportionately swing it whatever way they want as a block which is fine until it's fighting for something that shouldn't be done because their metabuddy proposed i or attacking someone solely because of their grudge against them. When you have a populace that is rapidly changing from illegal refugees who fled or were banned from terrible shitholes like teg and hippie but then want turn it into what they fled you get where we're at. a solid long slide from what pomf formed the server to be and what the refuse that infected it have warped it into.

So here we are with cluster sneaking shit in he know wouldn't fly in then the meta-coder club rallying around him to support his misbehavior and shitting on the people who are calling him out on it instead of doing your responsibility of ousting him and PJB as people with the power to make a difference. They have zero integrity after this has happened yet again and instead of ending it they rally around him and try to undermine a serious legitimate breakdown in the system. Even Probe of all people.

>>172937951
Make a new item under it, [Secure closet Frame] 1 metal, bring up a menu letting you choose the base type. have an examine for needs wiring. needs secure closet circuit. needs screwing, needs additional metal, needs welding to secure it.
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>>172938318
>m-muh metaclub

No source
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>>172938496
Which?
Sawbones and the others have been repeatedly caught metagaming then let go. I doubt an admin would give you the ban logs on it but it's there
Go ahead and go through PJB and clusters comments going back months
PJB and many of the others can't get their jaws off each others knobs because they're circling the wagons against the "vocal minority" and "screaming retards" Point in case >>172937352
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>>172938496
https://discord.gg/DtZRJcw If you want to see the coder circlejerk where they call everyone who plays the game retarded.
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>>172938318
There's no reason to revert a good feature and deal with secret repo conflicts just because people are buttmad about "muh vote, muh emojicracy, muh yclatposting" and want to see the literal second coming of no-fruit drama
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If you have evidence or feedback post it on the forums
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>>172938757
>implying coders don't play
disgusting thread metaclub wanking
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>>172938903
Is every time you retards fuck up going to undermined by "muh chowder reference"
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>>172939054
Sure thing, enjoy more tg degeneracy. Not like you actually play or the rules actually apply to you guys.

Yes, it is. It's what they've been doing for years and will keep doing for years instead of throwing cluster and pjb out on their ass.
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>inb4 someone does the locker crafting before me while I try to learn how to code
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>>172939191
>>172938903


>>172939221
Something else will rumple your butthole and then you'll be able to try to do something about it, watch it never be merged, then get bitched at for "conflicts when when the metaclub merged more recent pr's before yours breaking it in the process. After you fix it it'll still never get merged and the cycle will repeat until you give up or you start slobbering knobs and dropping the emoji's they tell you to.
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If you approach coding with any attitude besides "I want to make players happy and help them have fun" you need to immediately fuck off until you grow up. This is a 4chan server. Nobody cares about your ego. The moment you post with a tripcode you've outed yourself as a Reddit dwelling faggot who would be better off coding for some other server. Do you think you're special? Do you think we care if you throw a hissy fit and leave? You know happened when our biggest, backseat, and best coder left? We kept playing SS13. Admins too, you prissy faggots. There are DOZENS of people who have been deadminned and it's going to happen to you too. Nobody gives a shit. If you want to contribute, do so without being a massive crybaby and retreating to your namefag echochamber when people make fun of you.
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>>172937514
Ebin. Nobody is immune to criticism, though.

>>172937516
ok

>>172937579
/vg/'s identity has changed a lot over the years that I've been here. You sure you're not just grasping what you like too hard? What's stopping you from rolling back to a good commit to host everything yourself like those other guys did recently?

Any sane 4chan-related group ignores the thread.

>>172939442
>This is a 4chan server.
You don't even know what that means, do you?
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>>172939442
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>>172939479
>>172939549
he's not wrong though
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>>172939442
Do you even play here? Sonix isn't an admin and they still haven't repo banned cl*st*r"double self-merge, the rules apply to you not me and none of my metaclub will stand against me, and none who aren't will throw themselves on the rails for you so you gotta suck it"faggot can still do whatever the fuck he wants however he wants in the nearly most blatant manner he can with impunity. He also put it on solely to deal with m-muh probe strawmanning.
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>>172939479
Apparently they are because constantly you guys shove your heads in the sand and discount them outright as the "those people" buzzword of the moment then carry on while the rest of your metaclub circles the wagons regardless of how bad the shit stinks.
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Servers not dead but i cant connect, anyone else?
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>>172938981
I'm not a shit stirring drama fag so no
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>>172932757
I love that perspective.
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>>172938981
How about the entire fucking trains PR and every fucking PR where people don't want us being yet another step closer to tg and being banned from tg? go to vg mah nigga. We're already a cesspool of aggressive tg/hippie/pub shitters
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>>172940121
works for me
either its bunker which i doubt since the bunker is a joke or you got yourself banned. check the ban page.
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>>172939479
>Any sane 4chan-related group ignores the thread

And you guys said probe and his metabuddies didnt want to purge the thread
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>>172938981
Oh and another thing. I guess I missed by window but I should self-merge a PR called "funny meme joke" that actually does "hotly contested issue that conflicts with the principle of the server before it was hijacked by tg and the pubbie scum" then have my metabuddy merge it for me so my day 1 self-merge can't be called out on what it is after I already got caught doing it. Then when people have a problem with it my metabuddy can shut down the people talking about it and nothing will be done about it because as a maintainer myself and my metabuddy maintainer railroading this none that can actually do anything about it will risk my ire.
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>>172940605
not banned, still cant connect i'll try again next map i suppose.
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>>172939479
>Any sane 4chan-related group ignores the thread.
>What's stopping you from rolling back to a good commit to host everything yourself like those other guys did recently?
If you want to say "you dont matter, if you dont like the way the server is going, go do your own and fuck off", just say it instead of dodging with pretty words.

Get the head out of your ass you traitor. You go ahead and code small shit, act like you are big time when you are the new celt and when people start disagreeing with you, you immediately dismiss them as nothing but shitposters and /vg/ scum. You know well that the feedback people post has merit and that you are doing nothing but saying "fuck the players, my own vision, fuck valid criticism and opinions that aren't my own, the players who play the game cannot possibly know how to balance it" despite of all people, they are some of the best who know how well mechanics are going to be introduced and how a item is going to be used/exploited. You are a fucking idiot that now has a inicial stage coder complex and think he is the tightest shit in this side of Tau Ceti because he re-enabled drag damage, ported some shitty pistols from bay and stopped plasmamen from being in head roles. Get the head out of your ass sonix, you know the thread, when serious, has good feedback and isnt shitposting and that players do present valid criticism and have a right to say what they want and do not. Doing a dragonbro and going the way of the two major code autists only makes you look like the biggest retard with a powertrip to ever come here, if you want to be goof, go to TG, there you can ignore player feedback all you fucking want and act like you rule the world.
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>>172939982
We have plenty of good discussions regarding ideas and PRs on github.

>>172941303
I'm saying the thread doesn't matter. Because the thread doesn't matter. I take 'valid criticism' from the github all the time.

I don't code jack shit, I do tiny little changes, I don't consider myself hot shit or part of the coders or whatever. Calm down a bit.
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>>172942137
>I do tiny changes
>Readds bleeding on drag that makes people superdead by the time they get to medbay.
Sure thing buddy.
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>>172942137
You mean like that discussion that got closed for going against the coder metaclub? Go fuck yourself
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>>172942137
>Keep telling you they shut it down
>"We have plenty of good discussions regarding ideas and PRs on github."
Well I guess

>>172942354
Then it they would have died anyway you casual tg shitter scum. Use grab or a locker.
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>>172942354
It was still there when I started playing and it worked out fine. Dunno, man.

>>172942382
Which one?

>>172942591
??
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>>172942657
Are you genuinely retarded?
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>>172942591
the issue is that majority of non-medbay staff are still just dragging bodies to medbay, the the bodies have so little blood and high brute/burns that it just encourages going straight to cloning. It also completely fucks Borgs on asimov
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>>172942762
No, I'm just not really paying attention.
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>>172942137
>>172942657

sure had plenty good discussion about merging and not polling for "trains" :^)
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I'm going to fork from vg, revert shit reddit changes like attack animations and host my own MEDIUM RP /vg/ server with no discord or metaclubbers allowed.
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>>172942137
Oh yes, the thread doesn't matter now, what next, 4chan doesn't matter? Why are we still connected to 4chan and using a 4chan name if we ignore the thread, one of the few threads that isn't purely used for mindless circlejerking and waifu posting? Might aswell abandon the damn thread and 4chan right, we don't listen to the thread, name only, time to go fucking TG style route. You want to completely isolate and negate the feedback of people in the thread just because they aren't in the github, real nice ain't it, just ignore a large part of the community that doesn't constantly browse the github nobody actively warns people about, that's the right way to go, force in fucking features the thread hates, hear feedback from a few players, think they are nothing but a loud minority since only a few players know about the git, dismiss said players and push in shit, wonderful fucking system.

Eat shit, you damn fucking traitor. You do consider yourself hot shit otherwise you wouldn't be saying stupid garbage like ignoring one of the most crucial parts of our damn community just because they don't know about a non advertised part of the community that's exclusively dwelled by obsessive players or code fags that decide the way the game will go. Don't want to get people mad, dont want them to fucking insult you, quit the act, quit trying to seperate 4chan from the damn game and ignoring 4chans side of the community when we are a damn 4chan server.

Get a grip you retarded PJB ass licker, bet any anon here 50 bucks you agree with removing the fucking asteroid or replacing it with Goons unused asteroid magnet that nobody likes at all just because he likes it.
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>>172942657
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/14503
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues/14526

>>172942785
It's new, it'll take time to filter down. If they're already in crit they're toast anyway
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i got a emitter welded up and tightened and i can turn it on but how do i shoot it?
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>>172942823
See you in a week
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>>172942885
This better not be in the active round. And you need to have it be on a wire with power in it. Not sure if it needs a knot or not, but if just a straight up normal wire doesn't work, try putting a knot in it.
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>>172942864
The issue is not if the player dies because we have defibs to bring them back. The issue is that bodies are being brought that have no fucking blood in them and super high damages that the best method to fix them is to clone them. This feature that is supposed to de-"casualize" some of the game has casualized medbay
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>>172942862
If they don't gobble pjb/cluster metaclub knob they're at the mercy of probe's if tg wills it, it merge/revert whims for the most part. If they want to get anything done they gotta slobber the knob and fall in line.

>>172942885
It shoots a beam when powered and on.
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>>172942862
please calm down
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>>172943052
yeah yeah no, i was just left confused yesterday. gonna try that the next time
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>>172943052
They were ick ocking in OOC earlier with their dumb questions
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>>172943102
It is decasualizing things, use the fucking rollerbeds for their intended purpose
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>>172942137
>the thread doesn't matter
You are mentally fucking retarded, at least we now have proof of this, bravo.
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>>172942812
>>172942864
Oh, the animations. Yeah, that's just non-negotiable, it seems. Like I said before, it's a good feature that anyone can turn off, really no reason to keep it in discussion hell for a week or 8.

>>172942862
I skimmed your post and it seems you think that the thread matters.
The thread does not matter.

>>172943267
Welcome to 4chan, bud.
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>>172943307
I want TG to leave
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Actually speaking of sonix. How did he get such a major ballance change merged same day without any polls?
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>>172943131
Want me to calm down, stop preaching bullshit that divides the community and the group of people that decide the way the game will develop to. The thread matters and just because PJB is so pussy he cant handle being near 4chan at all doesnt mean its null.

Also, hello PJB, welcome to the third thread you've ever read from the place the server belongs to, usually its actually a good place to discuss rounds, have some fun and with minimal levels of shitposting but retarded people decided to lick your ass, be egocentrical fucks and completely ignore all feedback ever posted here because of the 10 shitposters. But sure, keep ignoring all of us who post feedback here and refuse to be associated in any way with 4chan, good stuff. Shame you inspire the kind of bullshit that makes the thread go mad because otherwise, you are actually a good coder, if sometimes a complete idiot who does awfull design decisions.
>>172943307
Oh goodie, TG tier bullshit already. Thanks PJB.
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>forming a community on an anonymous website and giving power to attentiowhores and namefags
and people wonder why every single /vg/ general is complete shit
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>>172943235
Borgs don't have roller beds and NON MEDBAY STAFF don't have roller beds. Read what I typed you cunt. You might have 1-2 paramedics that will be trying to grab bodies but still the majority of the playerbase that aren't medbay (which is the rest of the goddamn station) are dragging bodies and fucking them up so bad that the only option is cloning unless you want to waste a ton of bloodbags and time.
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>>172943489
calm down sir, or I'm gonna have to insult you in the discord chat
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>>172943401
never played on any serb but ours (and my own), yo

>>172943489
it's opt out
so opt out

>>172943647
use a locker / bodybag / rolling chair / grab
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>>172943102
Rollerbed/roller chair away then like intended years ago.

>>172943131
>Ask refugees if they want a slice of home
>They want a slice of home
>B-But you voted on it!
>>"... this is like the third time ever I'm reading the thread..."
Really makes you think

>>172943307
Thanks tg jelly sandwich

>>172943537
Well specifically, only people with merge rights and the repo owner who is the only one who can repo ban matter which is why pjb doesn't give a fuck. He doesn't have to. Because you literally can't do anything short of finding and killing him and others if you're not going to commit to an increasign time sink of maintaining a widening divergence in forked code every time any conflict shows up. You're helpless.

>>172943647
They have grab, roller chairs, lockers, 1 metal sheet in a bag/toolbox, and anything you can wrench for a metal sheet.
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This is hilarious I must say.

If you want your feedback to matter go to fucking GitHub.

As for attack animations: they were voted on ages ago, huge yes, only reason they weren't merged sooner is because intigracy didn't know how to code the toggles.

Also only reason I'm not using a trip is because I'm too lazy to make one.
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>>172943647
Sonix plans on fucking speed cloning next to make his stupid change more viable
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>>172943647
Shitter detected
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>>172943784
>Go to the github where i will lock threads if i disagree with them

Nah
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>>172943770
so will anyone bother fixing this mess of a community or should I spent my efforts elsewhere?
I just want to improve the fun, holy shit
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>>172943847
Speed cloning needs to be needed either way. Dragging damage or not.
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>>172943759
>>172943770
>>172943857
yes I fucking know what you're supposed to do because I play paramedic. The issue is that people aren't fucking doing that, they are still just dragging bodies over without using a chair or a locker and that forces medbay to just clone whoever they dragged halfway across the station.
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>>172944000
Speedcloning makes death too cheap and too easy to avoid
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>>172943784
Oh look, the underage dutchman with a poor temper that thinks he is the almighty ruler of the server graces us with his autism. Go back to your cuddly coder discord where sood misread your post about bait and where you want to revamp RnD alongside materials to make instation asteroid bullshit, despite both of those things being awfull, needless and your idea of removing the asteroid itself so shit you need two systems to be completely overhauled to work. Like I said, you are fucking awfull on design pjb, your design document already showed it.
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>>172943784
Where do you want us to post our feedback when you lock the threads when people say revert it.
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>>172944008
Then bitch at them for being bad, the game is handholdy enough
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>>172944085
yclat can you please fuck off until your meds kick in
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>>172943979
There's nothing you can do. You can try to worm your way into maintainer status but good fucking luck not to mention they can just wreck your shit anyway.

>>172944082
My man I love talking to an entire dept over pda then having to phsyically flash and remove a borgs actuator until he prints me some fucking robo limbs as much as the next guy but depending on the time you're lucky to even have medbay staff. Ditto with the blood crates. The majority of the time you will not have the medbay all-stars round so people know they're in for the wild ride and just server hop instead.
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>>172943959
Give me an example of a thread that was locked because of disagreement.
>>172944082
Correct.

>>172944085
What are you pretending like current R&D is a good system? Materials aren't either.

I'm at least trying you asshole. Change is needed period so unless you want to come up with a better system OR give me constructive criticism, fuck off.

>>172944206
Read the first post I made in this thread.
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>>172944307
Im still livid over the fact they refuse to admit it effects more than just paramedics and that now people can just be toolboxed a few times and then dragged around a few tiles before becoming a crippled bleeding mess.

But then again coder metaclub so it doesnt matter
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>>172944330
AI print me x
AI let me into robotics
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>>172944330

If you want to improve a community in general you need some sort of status either way, this isn't some form of ivory tower meta club nonsense in specific.
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>>172944352
Trains issue yesterday by you.
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I don't understand why its done. I will try to revert it though I don't know much a out the coding, but it's really frustrating as Medbay when you're forced to clone instead of reviving. Makes me feel like a shit doctor.
>>172944468
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>>172944352
>2 people ask for a revert
>I WILL SHOOT YOU IF YOU ASK FOR A REVERT
>locked
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>>172944085
MUH INTERACTIONS! THE INTERACTIONS GOOSE MAN!

>>172944352
No, no it's not because you seem to be under the delusion that it exists in some kind of fantasy land where the understaffed dept is always fully staffed instead of getting shafted into having to spend a significant portion of time doing autism rnd because of the latest autistic attempt to turn it from a speedbump so the first inconvenienced person can just speedrun it and then get back to life. you have to leave it alone or separate station critical things away from whatever autism rnd.

https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/14503
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues/14526

>>172944531
In the land of "you're just a vocal minority" or a "screeching retard" coder circlejerk the opinions of the man with merge rights is the dictator of life and death.

>>172944468
Pfft, nothing personal kid, you're just the thread. Screech all you want, it's not real if the people who don't play say it isn't real
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>mfw they're still whining about shitposting on discord
I've already seen this happen with the likes of /nosg/ / /ellyg/ / /wpsg/ once they started their discord and it nothing but downhill from there onward.
Enjoy your broken community fags, I don't even know why I bother joining these generals, it's like I'm cursed to this shit happening
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>>172944531
Hey pjb remind me. What is the name of the coder metaclub discord again?
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>>172944352
>give me criticism
>the thread doesn't matter, I want names so I can ad hominem my critics
>why are you calling me a shitlord reeee

You are a fucking clown. Eat shit and die.
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>>172944746
Pretty much. sawbones and Kolith were a mistake.
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>>172944787
Wow, it's almost like you've spent a moment on the github where personal attacks instead of substance fly like water in a hurricane.
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>complain to an admin about someone that killed me when I was a clown
>''you kind of deserved it''
>few weeks later I beat a clown close to death
>bwonked
>''you shouldn't really use that much force against someone''
>warned

ok?
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>>172944812
When did kolith become the meme scapegoat behind cosers getting shit on anyway
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>>172944935
>nigger comes at me with a knife
>shoot him
>it's okay

>black man walking down the street
>shoot him
>it's murder
?? ??
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The problem isn't that attack animations were added, the problem is that attack animations were added under the guise of an april fools joke.
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>>172945051
Then it's not a problem at all.
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>>172945051
Exactly.
Few people have problems with attack animations, at least because saying you have problems with attack animations will make the admins permanently metagrudge you instead of fostering a productive discussion.

>>172945104
fuck off
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Fuck I need popcorn.

>>172944574

1. Wasn't me, but I agree with the decision.
2. Wasn't disagreement. Calling for a revert is fucking stupid and you know it, see the thing I've repeated TWICE now.

>>172944662

Holy shit how many times do I have to repeat this.

>>172944765

Ivory tower, but that's tongue in cheek.

>>172944787

Yeah because names totally aren't important to a debate right?

>>172944746

More giggling at your stupidity than whining really.

>>172945051

Implying they wouldn't have been added anyways. It was a nice April's fools prank from cluster.
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>>172945024
I didn't even kill him though and he survived, yet I got beat to death three times and eventually spaced
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>>172944935
What did you do as a clown
What did they do as a clown
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>someone shitting on the thread for being useless
>anime avatar
every time kek
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>>172945134
How about you fuck off? Shit was voted on, shit has been discussed extensively, shit was merged and quickly reverted because we needed toggles, shit was re-merged when toggles got added.

You're bitching over nothing. Fuck off.
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>>172945148
April fool's pranks are bad if they impact you after the day itself. Then it's not April fool's, it's "April get fucked for a week".
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>>172944935
This your first moderated community? The response depends entirely on the admin with it generally being harsher when it's a trialmin doing it.
Nice job skimming over the details by the way. I'm sure you did literally nothing wrong as the clown and the clown was literally the reincarnation of Hitler too.

>>172945051
Not a problem at all :^)
Rules apply to you, not maintainers like cluster and his tame cock sucker pjb. Just a prank bro haha!
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>>172945160
And you still aren't providing any context, really makes u think
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>>172945148
>More giggling at your stupidity than whining really.
are we reading the same chat lmao
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>>172945148
>wow these people want it reverted
>I could link the pill that shows that the server voted on this or just explain to them what's going in
>nah better just say I'll shoot anyone that wants a revert and lock the thread I'm sure no drama will spawn from this
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>cant connect
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>172945148
If you're going to add attack animations, don't put them under the guise of an April fools joke, it's misleading and further puts the belief of the sneaky coder stuff into their minds.
If you're going to add attack animations, at least do it right and not make it out to be an April fools joke, as April fools jokes are not something that last until after April first.
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>>172945148
>Yeah because names totally aren't important to a debate right?
It's a /vg/ server. If there's 1 (one) thing people are going to care about, it's anonymity.
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>>172945216
>Muslims flee or are exiled from their war-torn land
>Muslims come to outnumber the natives
>Ask muslim refugees if they want sharia law
>Oh wow gee they do who ever could have seen that coming
>Repeat continually
>Place goes to shit cause wow gee all the muslim shit that turned their homeland into garbage is killing where they fled to
Replace muslim with TG. Things have rotted so far in the recent years.

>>172945148
God forbid that people discuss substance of something instead of just attacking yclat/celt/pudge/doctormad/etc even when they god forbid actually had a point for once.
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>>172945404

Holy shit I'm just gonna stop bothering if this is the kind of braindead I need to correct on 4chan's shit mobile website.
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>>172945148
>Yeah because names totally aren't important to a debate right?
you're a fucking retarded faggot, I seriously hope no one from this point onwards takes your bullshit seriously because at least now we know what a dumb mongoloid you are
>anonymous website
>REEEE WHERE ARE MY NAMES

just a warning to everyone, this thread will be nothing but shitposting in 2-3 months and the discord will serve no purpose other than posting memes and complaining about irrelevant things all day
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>>172945591
Please do explain to me how I am brain dead.
I would be okay with the attack animations if the PR was not made out to be a joke for April Fools' day.
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>>172945591
Is he wrong? When you add it on April Fool's the discussion is "Why isn't that April fool's joke reverted?" instead of "Why isn't that feature I dislike reverted?" That's pretty straightforward, right? If it wasn't done on April first there probably wouldn't be as many, as you say, braindead people in need of correcting.
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>>172945650

Gee it's almost as if that's why discussion happens on GitHub
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>>172945148
>>172945591
You can't really say the ovaries tower is tongue in cheek when you hormonal faggots all have delusions of grandeur.
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>>172945581
>anonymous makes anologies
>expects other anons to read his analogies
>anon he's replying to doesn't read his analogy
>anon looks stupid
man
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>>172945756
your wannabe sekrit club is what turns these threads into a shitfest, stop kidding yourself
It isn't anything new, it happens on nearly every general on this site
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PJB don't let this stuff get to you, point them to toe github and don't bother addressing shit here seriously unless you can keep cool
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>>172945650
>just a warning to everyone, this thread will be nothing but shitposting in 2-3 months and the discord will serve no purpose other than posting memes and complaining about irrelevant things all day
I didn't know it's been June/July 2017 for the past year or so. Weird.
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What should I tell him
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Let's rate the songs of Carmen Miranda's Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5p8YhhaVlA&list=PLD9577E6CEBD077B4

1. Dawson's Christian
2. One Last Battle
3. Carmen Miranda's Ghost
4. Space Hero
5. Bomber
6. Spacer's Home
7. Good Ship Manatee
8. Some Kind of Hero
9. Sam Jones
10. Spaceman's Dilemma
11. New Sins For Old
12. Guardians
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>>172945858
>your wannabe sekrit club
nigger what
it's github
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>>172945749
>>172945727

The April's fools joke wasn't the PR itself, but the name and description of the PR.

If the name and description were serious we'd also have merged it instantly.
>>172945858
lol
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>>172945932
Tell him that solarious pmed probe so he got off the hook.
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>>172945404
>>172945591
>Ha, rules? Rules don't apply to us at all yet we'll enforce them on you.
Yeah it's cool, day-1 merge your butt buddy's pr on april fools as a "joke" to run it past any opposition where nobody can do anything about it.

>>172945727
You're a joke for not becoming a maintainer 5 years ago and gather a metaclub to keep a stranglehold on thee majority who can do anything.

>>172945650
It's been shitposting for years. The problem is when people like pjb and you don't stick to substance and it turns into shitflinging.
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>>172945183
>>172945298
>>172945327

me
>slipped cargo numerous times
>they take my horn
>I literately just stand in their lobby asking for it back
>they come out and beat me resulting in me having to go to surgery twice
>third time they put me down disposals and space me

him
>manage to get access from the HoP to cargo
>he orders laser crates
>try to stop him from getting the crates for about ten minutes by pushing him
>he then locks me in a locker
>manage to get out and then beat him with a crowbar
>take his ID, put him in a locker and then take him to medbay
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>>172946007
He didn't like your response
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>>172945980
I don't think that was a good idea. Now people are irritated because what they perceive as an April Fool's joke is here to stay for good.
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>>172945858
The capacity to have an e-mail account isn't exactly a high bar to make comments on github.
Are you for real or is this another solarious psyop to deflect from the uproar over his unbanning in-between his attempt to rabblerouse enough dissent to get pain deadminned since pain was the only one with the balls to give him the boot?
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Oh shit the discord got cluster to admit why he did it
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>>172946206
Ask him what his favourite thing to order from dominos is
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>>172945980
The description and the name make the entire PR out to be an April Fools' joke. It is not strange that people expect it to be one.
If you would have merged it instantly if it was serious then you should have just made it serious in the first place.
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>>172946035
>day-1 merge your butt buddy's pr
have you seen the preceding discussions because i don't think you have

>the majority
let's see some of your metaclub accusations

>it's shit, but it's shit when people come in
???

You're asspained over nothing. Take a chill pill, drink some milk and go for a walk or something.
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but did u ahelp it.
>>
i just started playing this game a few days ago
if i join vg station will i get bullied
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>>172946318
leave now while you still can
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>>172946318
Go to tg. We are pretty much that in every way but with less content and we have the sme.
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>>172946318
Nah. We're pretty nice to new folk. Shuffle around as cargo tech and speak decent english, you'll be good in no time.
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>>172946382
no i played on tg the players were erping
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how do I get to 30+dev on /vg/

how do I make plasma bombs

my ancient knowledge isnt working i just made 3 duds in a row
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>>172946258
This honestly makes me believe this whole thing is just a miscommunication shitshow.
There's no reason clusterfack should be mean to players, and there's no reason players should be shitting on clusterfack.
He tried to make a good joke/present and did it in a slightly off-kilter way, and now refuses to back down because the endless tide of shitposting here is kind of awful.
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>>172946424
ick ock??
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>>172946095
Don't fuck with people for no reason and expect the admins to bail you out.

A 2 minute timeout while you break out of it isn't justification for murder. You don't get to act like the protagonist and expect the admins to bail you out. The correct thing to do would have been to contact the hop who gave him that or at least security. You don't know the whole picture.

If you think you should get protection, go and stay go.
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>still doesn't understand how namefagging ruins generals
you're hopeless
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>>172946424
>30+dev
lel
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>>172946485
They could easily say "hey sorry for how i did it. My bad." But coders hate the playerbase as we can see with pjb here
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>>172946258
>surfer has gotten a sense of self-importance, fighting battles way out of his pay-grade
chill out lil guy you've been here less than a year, stop taking the thread shitposters so seriously.
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>>172946282
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>>172946258
>"you're like wow that's really neat"
>when the attack animations thread on git was full of shitposting and people saying no fuck off and had the 5th most amount of comments of all closed threads.
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>>172946642
Yeah well players also hate the coderbase, and the constant stream of hate back and forth perpetuates itself.
Break the cycle. Actually try communicating with the fucking coders if you want better communication. Actually try being nice if you want coders to be nice to you.
Clusterfack is NOT going to back down on this anytime soon. So compromise somehow. That's what I'm tryna do.
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>>172946658
When could you get subs from dominos?
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Hard hitting editorials only on /vg/
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>>172946642
>Be a cunt to someone constantly
>They're a cunt back to you
>Complain that they're being cunts
who came first, the shitter or the egg
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>>172946730
It won the vote, like trump before suck it up because you allowed this to happen.
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>>172946730
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/12853

Look at the PR in which people discussed it
>has a good share more people voting for it
>people request a toggle
>people request the better looking item animations
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>>172946615
What you don't realize that I think that 4chan culture is dumb?

I consider the complete anonymity shit post central supreme so I don't do it. Period.
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>>172945980
You don't seem to understand. Its the name and description being misleading that most people are fucking pissed about.

One of the best things about /vg/ is the transparency, we have public logs all the ban requests and appeals are done in a public forum etc. Then in the last few weeks an admin banned someone with current round knowledge in the ban reason then rapidly unbanned them due to private discord discussion and then deadmined themself all behind closed doors, then a notorious perma banned piece of shit was silently unbanned without ANY transparency and a change one which I voted for I might add was added under a misleading title and description as an april fools joke when the actual content was a serious content addition.

People are fucking fuming because we've had to deal with rapid fire breaches in the trust we're supposed to have in the admin team and everytime people bring up that it's not ok to do this shit they get told to shut the fuck up and deal with it.
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>>172946513
no, im not on now
>>172946628
its not possible anymore?
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>voting broken
>on deff
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>>172946424
Good record-keeping, innovative thinking, and persistence. It doesn't matter since they cap at 7 and there's not really any sure kills that end rounds anymore so the one time you don't get the smelelelel, you're facing a week ban and a 2-4 week jobban the first time and probably a month ban and perma sci jobban the second time.

If it didn't explode, it's just too cold. If it did nothing it was too cold to ignite.
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I can't imagine how yclat's feeling after all this
shh yclat. It's gonna be okay.
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>>172946850
>makes a server for community
>yea nah fuck this community
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>>172946852
Sounds like the problem is with you and you're being a paranoid shitter thread poster t b h
I don't see what the problem is in any of those examples you provided given that the results all so far have been fine for the server
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>>172946839
That's a false analogy because US Presidential Elections are determined by an electorate, whereas the votes on /vg/ are determined by popular vote. Except when they aren't, but you get the idea.
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Ban the coders
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>>172946812
>As a maintainer you enforce the rules
>Two maintainers disregard the rules entirely
>Dude ur just the thread :^)
>A turd isn't a turd if it's your turd baby, they're clearly just cunts
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>>172946839
Hey dummy, I wasn't saying no to attack animations. I was just saying how retarded it was for Cluster to think that adding this would get responses like
>wow that's really neat
>thanks
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>>172946852
We coders are separated from the Admin team heavily so don't bring that shitstorm to us thank you.

>>172946952
The community I code /vg/station for is the nice community on discord and the good rounds in game, not this fucking thread.
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Who should be admin? I vote for goldsteel
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>>172947125
Why? Do you have any problem with it other than the fact it was added in a "sneaky way"?
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>>172946952
not PJB but considering the 'light and dark' nature of reddit vs. 4chan, today's 4chan has become a shitheap of memeing teenagers who come here because they're soooo edgy they couldn't fathom going to reddit.

just take a look at how many obvious underageb&s there are in both the game and thread, most of you are whiny children - and that's not a metaphor it's quite literally the truth.
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>>172944313
Why am I a bogeymen.
>>172946938
While I dislike the animations, the toggle is fine.

Cluster made what we asked for and despite the merge being memey, I dont really care if cluster is a idiot or a asshole, same with pjb, even if I might dislike them, which I honestly dont, I think they are great coders and thats all I really care in them.
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>>172947184
Being added in a sneaky way is the whole problem
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>>172947184
I think that's the only thing anyone has issue with.
making a huge deal out of it is crazy.
dismissing the concerns smugly is crazy.
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>>172946952
Players ingame != shitters in the thread

>>172947040
>hurr durr i'm so retarded pay attention to me pleeeease

>>172947236
BOGEYMEN ON MY TWELVE, FOX TWO, FOX TWO!
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>>172947296
>>172947324
Then if you disregard the fact it was "adding something in a sneaky way", then there's no reason he has anything to think but the response would be "wow thanks for that, thats really neat"
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>>172947392
Oh I don't dislike clusterfack for that. I think I understand he was trying to be a cool guy and made a slight misstep. I'm not >>172946730 or anyone of that belief
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>>172947129
>coders are separated from the admin team
Sorry I worded that poorly, but you're in a position thats somewhat equatable given that some of the people who control the github ARE admins, both groups exercise greater influence on the community than the average player, and the average player just sees two different teams of people doing similar shady shit when that exact shady shit is supposed to be haram.

Like I said I was fine with the actual change, and honestly I'd be fine with the shitter being unbanned, but only if it's done clearly and publicly. Merging a serious change in the guise of a meme april fools joke is not cool even if I agree with the content.
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>>172947392
Yes, but he should have expected this when he decided to make it appear as an April Fools' PR that he would keep. It's very sneaky and breeds distrust.
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>>172947129
>I code for the people sucking my dick on discord
can't say I expected anything else, I guess redditors were the sole reason why /vg/ exists
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>>172947129
>>You don't seem to understand. Its the name and description being misleading that most people are fucking pissed about.
>>a change one which I voted for I might add was added under a misleading title and description as an april fools joke when the actual content was a serious content addition.
>>everytime people bring up that it's not ok to do this shit they get told to shut the fuck up and deal with it.

>>172947006
Your false analogy is false because the maintainers are the only "votes" that matter in that they're the ones who actually do the merge. Much like the popular vote, a method to keep the cattle happy that actually means nothing, emojiocracy is a means to keep shitpost drama further at bay than otherwise but when the chips are down doesn't mean anything. Nothing anyone says or does unless they're a dissenting majority of maintainers willing to commit to a revert jihad filibuster until pomf shuts it down or pomf can have any impact on them.

>>172947389
Yes, everyone who disagrees is clearly just a shitter

Clearly.
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>>172947508
Fucking doubling down when you're called on it isn't a "slight" misstep, Next april first is going to be a fucking nightmare with you chucklefucks cause "jokes" are a-okay and have zero repercussions.
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>>172947673
You're misreading, and then throwing a fit.
Or misreading on purpose and causing shit over it.

Either way, that makes you a shitter. Fuck off.
>>
If you're having connection issues to the server i need you to open a command prompt and type

tracert game.ss13.moe

and put the resulting output in a pastebin
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>>172947389
discord babies != players ingame
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>>172947217
Exactly.

>>172947524

Actually the only private discussion was some chat on the Factorio server between me and Cluster going "dude I'm gonna do this".

>>172947667

Being nice and a fun group of people does not constitute dick sucking, though I guess that's kinda hard for you to see since you're on 4chan.

>>172947673

Yes, maintainers are most important because only a few people can be trusted to hit the fucking merge button, and it's our job to evaluate the discussion and arguments on both sides to make a decision. This is how all democratic politics work. Probe's great at this.
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>>172947819
Don't do this now my computer has 4 viruses and I think someone is trying to take money out of my bank account
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>>172947830
Correct. I agree.
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>>172947928
VGstation everyone
you've brought this on yourself
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>>172947819
I did this and pomf haxxed my dick picks
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>guy that vented shuttle as nonantag like 10 hours ago and went braindad shortly after
>didn't ahelp him because I was pretty sure someone else did
>no new bannus on page
crap :-D
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>>172948013
nice strawman
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>>172948143
prove me wrong
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>>172947928
Then do your fucking job, revert it, tell him remake it fucking properly like you do to anyone else if you don't just edit it yourself, re-link the previous PR's issue's and votes where it was settled barring the self-merge and no toggle to justify the quick merge then smash dat mf merge button. Instead you two chucklefucks are acting like retards and doubling down when your hand was in the cookie jar.
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>>172948191
Oh fuck off honestly.
>>
I guess it's about time we add ourseleves to the list
https://www.reddit.com/r/SS13/wiki/server_list/
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>>172948093
It happens. He's a retard, he'll do more dumb shit and he'll get the boot. Next time at the least ahelp it and the admins can try to crowd source if anyone else caught it.
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>>172948191
I do stuff on the github and it dopesn't really amtter to me.
Why does it matter so much for you?
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>>172948352
oh probe, you just can't help yourself can you
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>>172948329
How about you remove yourself if you don't want to do what you're supposed to?

>>172948398
I dunno, why do the rules not mattering when it's the people that enforce them not matter to you?
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>>172948329
Now that is the answer people expect from someone who browses reddit and cant handle people telling them criticism directly. You just proved people right about their idea of you PJB, just deal with the issue like people want you to instead of saying for them to fuck off.
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>>172938712
>I doubt an admin would give you the ban logs
http://game.ss13.moe/logs/
Enjoy
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>>172947928
>Actually the only private discussion was some chat on the Factorio server between me and Cluster going "dude I'm gonna do this".

Alright I'm apparently wording this really badly so I'll boil it down to this.

Admins did something through private discussion which hurts the transparency people on the server expect

Coders merged something under a misleading title and description which hurts the transparency people on the server expect

The breach of trust in the transparency from two groups that players think should be held to a higher standard than thread shitposters, and that when this concern is brought up it gets dismissed, is why people are up in arms. Do you get why you're getting all this shit now? We hold you to a higher standard than ourselves and you are not living up to it.
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>>172948523
Someone who could run a script to dig it out wouldn't be asking for proof in the first place because they could just search it out.
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>>172946560
I didn't even kill him, I called sec numerous times and they didn't come, do I just let him carry on fucking with my supply points?

never said I wanted protection, just stating the similarities between both situations

>A 2 minute timeout while you break out of it isn't justification for murder

neither is slipping someone a justification for murder
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but did u ahelp it.
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>>172948610
>implying you couldn't click the 'show changes' button and see it was 100% attack animations

Your comparison doesn't work because PRs are completely transparent, just your effort isn't.
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>>172948789
The name and description were different from the code, this kills the trust.
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>>172948789
Then just do it right. Then again I guess you're right. The real joke was that pjb and cluster are seriously maintainers and should get any response but laughter when they weigh in on anything regarding rules they themselves don't adhere to.
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>>172948789
Alright then, every new change can be made under completely bullshit and misleading descriptions. You can just click show changes to see what it really is after all :^)

Fuck off. The rules about misleading PRs are there for a reason.
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>>172948789
>Dylan puts changes in misleading PR's
>Uproar and asspain into oblivion
>Cluster, a maintainer, puts changes in misleading PR's
>PJB, another maintainer, merges said PR
>Numerous coders and the discord defend this
???

Apparently integrity isn't worth clicking the revert button, the merge button, going to your attack animation fork and pushing it with an accurate title and description. But hey, I guess that's whyIi'm not a maintainer who is supposed to enforce the standards
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>>172948878
>>172948980
>>172949017
I was discussing the comparison being inappropriate and nothing else. It's not appropriate because its comparing apples and oranges. Completely private discussion and misleading titles are not the same.
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>>172949268
What exactly would be the integrity filled way for them to deal with it in your mind?
>>
Where is the PR that added attack animations? I am trying to find it but I can't.
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>>172949431
TRAINS
>>
>be codder
>do it for 0 (zero (none(el zilcho) compensation of the monetary kind
>add in optional thing
>get hated

wow guys ur mean
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>>172949517
>optional
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>>172948654
No, it's not. But at the same time you're antagonizing them for kicks. They shouldn't kill you but it's a worse offense for the admins to punish someone for not taking being bullied out of pure meanness. On the other hand, you are a third party to the situation. Apparently the HoP has given him access for whatever reason. Sec for whatever reason doesn't care and this should be your first red flag. You apparently didn't bother to contact the hop which should raise another flag. Then when you attacked him he simply deescalated the situation by securing you instead of murdering you which raises another flag that you don't have the whole picture.

If you want to have "fun" slipping someone you should be prepared for someone to have "fun" with you cause it's a two-way street
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>>172949290
The comparision us appropriate because they're both sneaky breaches of trust and breaking of the rules by people who are supposed to be above this shit you stupid cunt.
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>>172949856
One is sneaky because it is completely unverified discussion about the topic, the other is not the same because it can be viewed you fucking retard.
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>>172949624
Yes, optional.
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>>172949517
that's how the world works, real developers would know this
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>>172945941
>sam jones down that far in the list
>some kind of hero down that far
>manatee
>SPACER'S HOME DOWN THAT FAR
>THAT ENTIRE FUCKING LIST

The entire album is wonderful, but you're WRONG because you disagree with my opinion.
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>>172949958
The PR was created to be misleading, the PR was created to sneak in a change, the PR was the never reverted because they wanted this change despite the playerbase's opinion.

It is scummy no matter how you try to defend this and I will open up a revert PR if Foster does not get up the poll today.
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>>172949991
Real developers get paid, the fuck are you talking about.

They get PAID to get shit on. That is the essential difference here. If you aren't willing to pay your coders then you shouldn't expect professional work from them.
>>
>>172949408
>>172949268
>>172948191
Click the revert button, the merge button, tell him to go to his attack animation fork and do it again with an accurate title, description like everyone else has to, re-link previous PR's, issue's, and votes where it was settled to justify the quick merge then smash dat mf merge button.

It had its haha trains are attack animations we're tg now such a funny april fools joke moment. The day passed.

>>172949431
You have to search for it in git or dream maker, dig through wrong turns and use blame to find the completely unrelated PR name with blame
>>
>we seriously, legitimately have members of the codebase who want to move away from 4chan and 4chan culture
Yknow I fucking hate the average shithead from around here too, but that's fucking retarded.
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>>172950045
You can see the reason why it was created and you're attributing malice where there was none.
>>172946258
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>>172950193
The intent was not malicious, the result was.
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>>172949987
why is it turned on by default?

>>172950074
>real developers get paid
who pays all these countless open source projects? Or does that mean that someone who's a professional developer doesn't have their own foss projects or contributes to one?
Your argument is shit, do you even know the size and influence of open source has these days?
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>>172950243
The result was a PR that was exactly what everyone asked for when the last one got shut down. And the last one that got shut down STILL had a majority of people voting for it.
>>
>>172950271
As a test to see if people are so braindead they can't open an option menu and turn it off, taking 10 second max.
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>>172948626
Fair enough.
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>>172950271
major open source projects get donations and/or are funded slightly by different groups, educate yourself you swine.
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>>172950193
If you sneak in a major change in a meme pr as a "joke" that doesn't end when april 1st does then double down when you're called on it you've landed in malice-town

>>172950271
I'd like if it was off by default too but it's firmly established that the changelog isn't paid very close attention to and even then if you're gone for a long time things can easily slip by.so it's understandable why
>>
>community votes for something weeks ago
>it passes
>coder spends hours coding it
>immediately gets merged
>completely optional
>people going bonkers

is it autism?
>>
>>172950271
>who pays all these countless open source projects
Most of the really successful open source projects I see have a co-ownership license with a company who pays to have development done on it.
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>>172950308
The result was what appeared to be an April Fools' joke PR. You don't do that if you want it to stay.
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>>172950326
>I'd rather have people complain constantly because I like to impose my opinions and beliefs than have an option be turned off by default and add a note saying the option is available in the settings
go fuck yourself
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>>172950435
I have to assume the thread has been consumed by malicious shitposters at this point who only want to see the codebase fail by driving away all the coders.
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>>172950435
If they had made a proper PR it wouldn't have been the same kind of outrage.
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>>172949625
slipping someone a couple of times is hardly bullying and you clearly think that being slipped a free pass for murder which is completely bullshit

I also don't understand by you keep implying that the clown had a top secret station wide beneficial mission that the HoP and sec were in on, it was a few laser crates which he could've easily ordered like any other normal person
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>>172950435
>people voted for it!!!
>proceeds to post no proofs
>lmao why do you care if it was snuck in people totally asked for it why don't you want it?! AUTISM!
Back to TG faggot.

>>172950580
>waaaa i made a shitty feature and got my shit kicked in over it once so i had to sneak it in through a completely different PR and NOW PEOPLE DON'T WANT IT!
If you faggots take your ball and go home, the server would be a better place.
>>
How do you ban evade completely?
I'm talkin MAC address, IP, CID, everything.
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>>172950548
>so mentally challenged that instead of spending 10 seconds to open a menu and turn it off they go into a thread and have a temper tantrum because their feelings are hurt because someone made a decision they don't agree with.

Keep going, this is hilarious.
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>>172950435
>it's okay guys, who cares about integrity, transparency and neat revisioning
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>>172950595
Yeah that's the point, caring about the type of PR it gets merged in when its completely optional and liked in every other respect is pure autism.
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>>172950595
didn't even matter what the PR was, it was already voted through

stop being autistic
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>>172950435
Most of the coders, the people that actually matter, stand behind the change. Anyone who dislikes it might aswell fuck off to another server as that would spare us their whining + theyd probably be happier there.
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>>172950661
move to a new house and get a new pc
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>>172950734
How else?
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>>172950683
>>172950689
>Who gives a shit about integrity and transparency that this server apparently prides itself on you are just being autistic XD
You people literally have your heads up your own asses.
It is ironic that you call me autistic when you cannot even fathom the reason as to why people are upset.
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>>172950703
I, for one, welcome the new VGstation
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>>172950813
Don't instantly log into /vg/ after creating a new account, play somewhere else for a few months
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>>172950703
>the people that actually matter
Fuck off, back to TG faggot.
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>>172950816
People being upset because their autism got triggered is no concern of people who can rationally see that this was approved of and optional.
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>>172950661
How do you change your CID? I thought it was set
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gee whiz everyone, i found proof it was the metaclubs doing all along!

>>172950679
>coded by the guy that did all that

wew
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>>172950371
There were like 7 people hit by that metaclub ban in that 1 incident

>>172950435
A lot of people who aren't tg refugees are and will always be assmad about attack animations and they'll be assmad about the vote results being polluted by said refugees as the server slides closer to tg with every week.

Sneaking a change in using a meme pr on april fools to reveal that the real "joke" was that the joke pr with a misleading name would end by april 2nd triggers people because two of the main maintainers who are supposed to be enforcing the rules and often pick at other people are blatantly wiping their ass with the rules they're supposed to enforce then dig in when called on it. It's worsened by coders standing by the flagrant misbehavior. as well.

>>172950580
Following the guidelines you're supposed to enforce is clearly malicious shitposting. Gosh you got me.
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>>172950997
It was forced upon us with a misleading name and description appearing as an April Fools' joke. April Fools' jokes are not supposed to last after April first.
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>>172950920
No, it is literally you who is fucking autistic PJB. You do not understand humans or how humans react to fucking deceit which makes you extremely autistic.
Anyone with half a fucking brain knows why this caused drama and that is because you snuck it in instead of making it the proper way.

Sneaking it in means you didn't think it was actually going to get in normally and thus resorting to underhanded methods instead of being upfront about it.

I don't care about attack animations but I care about how horribly this was handled.
If we pride ourselves on transparency then don't fucking break that you cunt.
>>172950703
>Most of the coders, the people that actually matter, stand behind the change.
Go fuck yourself Sonix. You are not better than a player, you are literally the same as a player.
You have a fucking God complex for no good reason whatsoever and you should really understand that you are acting like total waste of air.
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>>172950659
Yeah people voted for it, three times

http://ss13.moe/index.php/poll/51
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/12678
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/12853
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>>172950920
And hardly anyone is upset about the actual content BECAUSE it was approved and optional you fuckwit. They're upset because the manner in which it was added broke all our fucking rules about transparency by one of the people who's supposed to enforce said fucking rules.
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>>172951192
there's literally one autistic man child in here crying about it
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>>172951249
Yeah that's why its autistic, because everyone agrees the content is fine. I can't believe this is so hard to get through your head.
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>>172950639
You're not an antagonist, don't act like it. You don't have to kill him, stun 'n' done him into some cuffs and hand him off to sec. Shame about your points but that's life on the supply points system if you were dumb enough to not mail 1 board back and hide the other.
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>>172950997
Where's the PR?
Why is it not named correctly?
Do you expect me to read every single code change from now on?
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>>172951310
>wanting rules enforced is autism
I suppose it's autistic to think cops shouldn't be allowed to fucking murder people in the streets too then.
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>>172950906
>>172951164

lets compare these two groups and try to decide which one could be considered more important to the server

>the people who spend hours upon hours of their free time to code new content and improve upon the old (although some "improvements" are questionable, something which comes with the field when trying to balance stuff)

>people who play ss13 for two hours every day before masturbating, and then go to bed.
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>>172951310
>Caring about rules and proper conduct is autistic
Seriously kill yourself PJB, this is insane.
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>>172951164
PJPee is a redditor who is afraid of 4chan
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>>172951410
>caring about bureaucratic nonsense when everyone agrees the content is fine and should be added

It's literally the definition of autism.
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Why can't we be friends?
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>>172951419
A coder who doesn't first garner opinion about his PR is literally retarded and should never have the guts to complain when his PR gets shut down.

The worst part about coders is that you gain a pointless sense of superiority and then use that to overrule opinions of non-coders.
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>>172950920
Then spend all of 4 minutes reverting it, switching to that fork, and making it properly. Oh right, the rules don't matter, anyone can shove anything they want into any pr under any misleading name. Make sure to make a nice fat PR then put in a little 1 line spawn that gives you an invisible HF blade with a little command. It's A-Okay!

>>172951510
>Rules aren't rules
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>>172951324
>>172951275
>>172951164
>>172951154
>>172950816

Since /vg/ is one big family, we should be more understanding of our brethren.

Can one of the Github maintainers and go back and rename the PR to something more suitable for our little buddies? :3
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>>172951510
Aside from the fact that not everyone agrees the content is fine given that the vote was actually quite close, caring about the people who enforce the rules following the rules is one of the basis' of human fucking society you collosol cunt
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>>172951552
The discussion about attack animations took place here, read it yourself
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/12853
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>>172951581
Ah yes, the coding discord is out shitposting in full force. Calling any and all criticism autism.
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>>172951626
I wasn't talking about attack animations you fuckwit, I was talking in a general sense because you claimed that coders are the Gods of this server.
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>>172951581
instead of complaining and calling others autistic, they had time to do it 50 times already
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>>172951565
>revert the code
>make a new pr to readd it
>all to add in the exact same content that everyone agrees is fine
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>>172951552
In the end, the server might aswell (and practically does) belong to us coders as the rest of you are just along for the ride, free riding on our work.
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>>172951318
>You're not an antagonist, don't act like it

So why exactly would I have a pair of cuffs and stunbaton?

You're also completely missing the point on the supply points, it's not his job to order shit, so why exactly would I let him?
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>>172951821
>coders want to be taken seriously
>can't even do something simple like that without complaining and namecalling
this is the true autism
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>>172951708
im not
>>172951626
but >>172951859

>>172951626 is someone else.
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>>172951419
>People who don't play because they've long since gotten bored and moved on to admin and or coder want to change rnd
>They're going to change rnd come hell or high water and when they do they'll vomit personal attacks upon any dissent in github, your yclats your celts your kilozombies whatever.
>Anything they say wont matter no matter how right it is for once because they said it.
>Anything the thread says wont matter cause they're shitters
>Anything people say in OOC wont matter cause they're retards
>They just don't understand my vision man!!! My vision!!!
>Meanwhile, if it's low-memdpop and there's nobody already doing rnd, your 6 minute speedbump just turned into a 30+ minute brick because of an autist doesn't care about when things aren't his little autism fantasy land
>They still don't play because they were bored then and they're bored of what they made now
>Everyone else is fucked over
Gee, I wonder why
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>>172952038
hey man, want me to recommend you some solid literatture so that you too can be a coder and improve the server?

learning basic python and solving some problems there is a great way to get started. having done that you will be able to pick up byonds bs shitlaungage really quickly (not even ironic here)
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>>172951989
>players want to be taken seriously
>instead of picking fights on things that actually matter they decide to go nuclear and demand a pr gets reverted, pr-ed again, and readded
Complete waste of the amount of the amount of shits coders give about your opinion
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>>172952038
R&D is boring. Nobody wants to do R&D. R&D Isn't essential for station functionality.

Making R&D something people would want to do solves the first two problems.

Stop whining.
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>>172951859
I sincerely hope you are just trolling and doesn't actually hold this opinion because it would make you literally scum.
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>>172952182
>Something that goes against what the playerbase wants
>Improvement
Fuck off. Anything that doesn't get the majority approval of the playerbase should not be merged, simple as that.
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>>172951975
It's a jungle out there;. Scrub gloves and cablecuffs let you de-escalate autists like you who antagonize people for no reason then ahelp when people don't bend over and take it. Funny enough, that keeps you out of trouble with the admins. Did you check logs at the time? Usually while they wont directly punish them because you're being a shitter for no reason, they can end up with too many excessive force notes down the road and eat a ban that rapidly turns into a perma if they can't clean up.

You can push, table lock, take his id and flush him. I remember the old supply points madness well, but it's not a reason to kill someone. Especially when you may not have the full picture. At the least, don't try, fail, then cry to the admins when you fail.
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>>172952183
I can tell none of you have ever developed anything and certainly not in a team.
If you have, we wouldn't be having this shitflinging now and they'd do their fucking job properly
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>>172952339
I do hold this to about a 75% degree. We could swap out half the playerbase and the serb would be the same, but lose pjb, probe and shadowmech and we would never be the same again. If you dont contribute in any actual way you dont matter in any actual way
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>>172952510
>job
It's not a job if they don't get paid, it's volunteer work
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>>172952570
So you are saying that coders are literal children who will leave if they don't get their coding projects across?
They are coding FOR this server not FOR their own server.
If they are so fucking used to always getting what they want that they will storm off when they get told no then they can fuck off for all I care.
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>>172952182
Sure.

>>172952302
The problem is that there are still going to be many rounds where nobody wants to do rnd for whatever reason. That's just the nature of the pop as it drops down even after it becomes the new hotness. For the most part, many suggestions for rnd don't split out the core circuits and goods the station commonly wants from rnd or even needs for their job. So if you autism up rnd you're turning a speedbump into a hill that's going to fuck a lot of people over after it becomes the new phazon/carp pheramones/egg borg
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>>172952570
I contribute by seeing if I can break shit and then reporting it.
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>>172952573
>muh semantics
literally not an argument
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>>172952797
It's not semantics, it's the functional difference
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>>172952797
>Job is the same as volunteer work
You are actually retarded.
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>>172952570
>tfw your work has been forgotten
Guess it's time fora pizza and alcohol.
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>>172952853
yes, instead of job let me write out 'volunteer work' every time from now
really contributes to this discussion

face it, you children are not cut out for open source development
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>>172952964
t. expert of open source development

Want to show us your github profile?
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>>172953038
no, because I don't endorse SJW-run communities
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>>172953183
I don't know what I expected.

Oh wait I do, it was exactly this.
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>>172952570
> pjb, probe and shadowmech
Probe does jack shit compared to every other collab besides hit the merge button when another collab tells him "luks good"
or not even that, like when comic threw a shitfit at him for merging a megaline system change without any review
he's just not a good collab and should stop pretending to be
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autoban any variation of the word lew
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>>172953414
Probe's value is in being the "people"'s man. which is also his downside. There's just somehting nice about someone who'll do something if you're abandoned in PR wait hell for no apparent reason.
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>>172952490
you're still getting so upset over a few slips, what the fuck is wrong with you, you're acting like it's the equivalent to murder?

I also didn't murder him, I put him near death then sent him to medbay once I got his ID which is pretty much no different to your solution. Last thing, I don't understand where you're getting this ''crying to the admins'' from, the clown most likely reported it, not me
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>>172952957
who are you ? I didnt mean to imply that those 3 are the only, or even the most important coders. They were just off the top of my head.

>>172952785
that means that you are more valuable than most. keep it up senpai.

>>172952731

There are alot of free online resources, honestly I was just memeing about actual, physical literature. I do recommend learning "everything" up to, and including, abstract data types and objects in the python course you choose before going into DM. Trying to jump into DM directly has like a 99% faliure rate, and without a basic understanding of programming you will never "learn on the job".
Personally I learned a bunch from this:
https://www.learnpython.org/
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>>172953183
>unironically using SJW
I bet you regular /r/KotauInAction
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>>172953625
>people's man
probe is a piece of shit who actively advertises our server anywhere he can and pretends he cares about the server/code when he'd rather be lying about his health or playing any other game.
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>>172954028
lying about his health ?
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>>172953183
>SJW
>being an insult anymore
It's not 2013 anymore anon, Gamergate is long past and Tumblr's wars have fallen out of standing with the world
Now the new, hip insult against leftists is the age old 'commie'
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how to ban evade
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>>172954028
You don't understand, Probe is a pawn to us coders. We want the server to be as big as possible so it reflects positively on our contributions.

You simply do not matter
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>>172953952
sorry, I don't use reddit
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>>172954159
Nigga what? Universities are a literal breeding ground for SJWs and they have control over them as well.
The problem is not gone just over-shadowed.
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>>172954028
Well yes, he's a piece of shit for the advertising but that's a separate issue to a critical function of helping PR's not sit forever.

>>172954180
What's your ban reason? I can take a look into it.
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>>172954180
use a virtual box OS with a vpn
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The problem with R&D is that half of the sciences don't even need materials. The main driving force is to help mining get you shit, when why would you NEED minerals as a xenoarch or xenobiologist or whatever? It makes sense for robotics to do it, but it's just a delay for their real work for everyone else.
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>>172954264
>What's your ban reason? I can take a look into it.
If I could appeal I would.
I can't as long as a certain person is still admin on pomf station 13.
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>>172954240
>muh sjdubyahs are ebil
I'm so sorry you think equal rights for people is a bad thing, you uncivilized troglodyte. I bet you like guns and go on /k/, too.
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>>172954357
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>>172954138
he was a headmin for the server last year, literally never online or reachable and blamed it on his health when it was pretty evident he was playing other games.
>>172954185
I have dabbled in the coding and while I see what you mean regarding his status as a pawn, you do not play on the server enough to know how the general attitude has changed amongst players.
we can meme all we want about how sawbones is a supreme shitter and etc but holy fuck the new batch of players are fucking trash.
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>>172954432
dangit bobby
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>>172954446
that's how any game is you fool. there's always shitters, always good players and it's a giant revolving door. social groups change all the time.
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>>172954403
You can try a bit harder than that, I ain't falling for that.
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>>172954640
as mentioned earlier, this server being a 4chan server it draws some of the most edgelord meme-ing teens who need to literally be gassed.
having been on 4chan since 2006~ and byond since ~2004 I think my judgement is safe and predicated on good information.
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>>172954357
If the chikun deemed you shit then I believe him. Leave the thread too while you are at it.
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>>172954357
Well I outrank them so what the fuck ever. I offered.

>>172954326
And then it becomes like marauders or phazon that just fades away. It's a hard line to scratch out where something is good enough that someone wants to go through the effort of getting it but not to the point where they feel fucked because of issues getting it. That intensifies when the pop lowers and there's no mining on top of whatever autism shit is a scavenger hunt/jenga of time wasting which only further pushes it back to where you're getting out-sprinted by antags bombing, flooding, loosing the singularity and other shit. Also if you autism up the rnd steps needed to make said stuff xenoarch/xenobio would want you're just dicking yourself in the ass. when the player that is doing a different job needs shit from rnd.

>>172954403
If it was just equal rights it'd be fine. It doesn't stop there and swings back around where it's used as a weapon and to create preferential treatment
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>>172954998
it wasn't chikun
>>172955004
I'm not sure if you do
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>>172955061
I do
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anything else need to be added before I send it?

Codebase: modified /tg/

RP Level: medium

Shenanigan Tolerance: moderate. Admins will not bother you as long as your shenanigans does not ruin the round for any other player. If you're unsure about doing something, it is recommended to ahelp it first.

Whitelisting: None. Server does require a Byond account.

Open Source: Yes.

Other Notes: /vg/station hosts one main server and one testing server. The main server runs on the bleeding edge branch of the github repo. Updates to the server happen fairly often and allow the players to try out all the new and interesting features.
/vg/station prides itself for its integrity, transparency and community involvement when it comes to development. Everyone is free to fork the project, make changes and create a pull request to the main branch. The server also offers complete logs of entire rounds, accessible to everyone.
Similar to /tg/station, /vg/station was originally created on 4chan's /vg/ board, but no longer has any official relations to it.

Links
Website: http://ss13.moe
Forums: http://ss13.moe/forum/
Wiki: http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Main_Page
Github: https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13
Main server: byond://game.ss13.moe:7777
Testing server: byond://ss13.moe:1337

IRC channel: irc.rizon.net #vgstation
Developer discord: https://discord.gg/DtZRJcw
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>>172955123
o shit u do
but would you?
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>>172955158
yeah add a bullet to your brain you faggot.
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>>172955163
Not if you're going to keep pussyfooting around it, no
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>>172955158
codebase is modified bay
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>>172955163
Well I don't know who you are or even your ban so I don't know
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>>172955158
Yes, add this.
>/vg/station prides itself for its integrity, transparency and community involvement when it comes to development. However collaborators and maintainers are exempt from this and can freely break the rules when they choose.
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>>172955285
oops forgot to change that
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>>172955315
>>172955281
raumfahrer
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>>172955158
Don't be a piece of shit.
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>>172955158
You do know the leddit admins know about /vg/, and that this has been done before?
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>>172955396
free kingston
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>PDA the only head about the spare 5 minutes in
>he hasn't gotten it yet because he was (understandably) busy with power
>someone ALREADY stole it

It ended up not being that bad in the end, but I was worried for a good while that it was going to be one of THOSE round again
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>>172955396
Yeah you're a hot mess man. Honestly, head over to TG. After you acclimate play head and sec constructively by the book to train yourself to not be a sperg fucking up people's shit even after the pressure comes down hard. After at least a month of holding it together get a recommendation and appeal here
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>>172955506
Yes ofcourse
all that's left is a little convincing
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>>172955158
replace all instances of '/vg/' with VG except the one use when refering to the /vg/ 4chan board

/tg/ needs to be changed to TG too
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why isn't NT default the default lawset?
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>>172955751
I didn't even fuck anybody's shit up, for real.

I didn't kill anyone, I didn't space anyone, didn't even put anyone unconscious

Pain just saw my name and remembered that I hurt his feelings last time he banned me which was last year and threw me a perma despite months and months of great behaviour after one incident.

also /tg/ sucks, the code is like vanilla icecream compared to /vg/
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>>172955890
I get the joke but /tg/ is still called /tg/ on both their site and reddit
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>>172956059
someone needs to drop a truth bomb on these fucks
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>>172955746
Barely anyone wants to stick it out, it's a coinflip to get even 1 person that helps out, people are greytiding and shittering like mad then crying to the admins. Multiple times a shift your coworkers will prove why you have a lack of faith in humanities ability to follow basic instructions and respond when spoken to. Worse, as the amount of people trying to kill you mounts while fucklechucks are slipping the halls for no reason. You're hurting yourself for no benefit

>>172955985
Because the first AI, silently shut off comms and door crush the captain immediately without notifying anyone is valid
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>EMP blows off all of my limbs
>fellow miner and the QM miss the shuttle because they took time to fix me
I'm sorry, cargo friends
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Alright, so how do we convince reddit that VGstation no longer has relations to this general
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>>172956059
It's not a joke shitter if you want to seperate from 4chan's /vg/ board you should change the name too
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>>172956294
don't mention the general
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>>172956036
Well not being specific about the incident isn't helping. Regardless, a good recommendation will help make a strong case in a month which is a much better time than never

>>172956215
Shuttle doesn't matter anyway
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>>172956349
Yeah but pain holds grudges because he remembers anyone who's ever insulted him in his life and puts their name on a list of people he's going to assassinate if the apocalypse comes.

I can go into specifics on the incident that got me banned if you really care.
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>>172956325
I'll just say that it's inspired by /tg/ and the name is a play on words, featuring the video game board
it's genius
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>>172956484
Just go do your time. Proof goes far, far further than it was just once honest!
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>>172956641
>Go do your time
Forever?
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>>172956670
>>172955751
>Honestly, head over to TG. After you acclimate play head and sec constructively by the book to train yourself to not be a sperg fucking up people's shit even after the pressure comes down hard. After at least a month of holding it together get a recommendation and appeal here
Keeping it together in shitter purgatory goes a long way to show proof and in doing so you'll undercut any argument against it.
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>>172956808
Yeah but Pain wouldn't unban me if I cured fucking cancer dude. Getting a recommendation from some stranger /tg/ admin in an unban appeal wont help for shit.
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>>172956484
Your insistence that you didn't do anything wrong during the incident isn't going to win you any points. No admin wants to see a ban appeal that's "well I didn't deserve to be banned in the first place," especially when you WERE being a nig as both clown AND silicon. Own up to your mistakes instead of crying it's everyone else's fault but yours, don't be that fucking faggot that tries to lawyer his way out of it. "I fucked up, I won't fuck up again." Then ACTUALLY don't fuck up, not that difficult.
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>>172957069
It will make it clear that it's a grudge and it'll get overturned
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>>172957094
>"I fucked up, I won't fuck up again."
It's actually amazing how many people successfully appeal with this
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>>172955985
our AI's are way, way too bloodthirsty and honestly straight up dickish for it to work. people constantly complain about borgs being overly hungry for valids but outside of sausage most including myself don't seem to particularly want to kill. the problem is if the AI is on NT and it says ''kill anyone who breaks a window'' to its slaved borgs you have to listen.
AI's remain the worst part of being a silicon
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>>172957439
Even if you did something really bad if you wait a month or two that will still work 90% of the time
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>>172957094
>Your insistence that you didn't do anything wrong during the incident isn't going to win you any points. No admin wants to see a ban appeal that's "well I didn't deserve to be banned in the first place," especially when you WERE being a nig as both clown AND silicon.

Saying ''just own up to it'' when someone, say, bombs toxins or something, but I didn't do anything of that magnitude.

Here's every shit thing I did that round:
>Dressed up as a wizard, made the crew think I was a real wizard, wasted their time and attention.
>Smacked the RD in the head once when I thought he was gonna brain me, but we sorted things out in half a minute after that
>Broke half the lights in the station
>After being actually brained and borged, messed with the APCs and lights for a bit before being ordered to fix them, and doing so.
>Built some walls in the kitchen over the cookers, leaving a footpath to get out safely
>Walled a vox in with the slot machines
>Ordered to remove all the walls, not mentioning the ones I specifically built, so I tried to remove every wall I could see
>When blown and spaced by the AI, I chat spammed

The last thing was the only thing that broke the rules, and it was fuckin dumb.

The rest of it were typical clown antics.
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>>172957818
>typical clown antics
>disobeying your AI's orders as a borg and intentionally griffing with the RCD
>J-J-JUST A PRANK

Whatever, keep being retarded. It's your ban.
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>>172958071
I didn't once disobey my AI's orders
Not sure where you sourced that info my lad but it's false
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>>172958329
You were being an asshole, and you don't see it ans instead think you're some comedy God instead. So why would we want you here?

You can try how to argue how you technically didn't break your lawset, but doesn't change the fact that you act like a dick.
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>borg is happy to replace all the lights in the station with high capacity LED ones
>tell him to take them down and replace them with the original bulbs
>the new brighter lights causes harm to my cataracts infected eyes
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>>172958854
that's ock ick
bannu when
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>>172958995
can't tell if you're memeing it up but this happened awhile ago
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>>172958707
If the lawset exists but you can't do things that your lawset doesn't prohibit you from doing why would the lawset even exist?

If a borgs laws get changed to antimov or ''blah is the only human''+asimov that doesn't mean they cop a perma ban from it.

Taking players out of the round, ending their fun, that's being a dick. Doing things that consistently fuck up the station, that's being a dick.

What I did were good natured pranks that everybody walked away from unharmed.

I think it's my refusal to back down or be cowed that infuriates you the most, because I know what I did and how I did it was funny, up to the point where I chat spammed, was punished for it, and accepted that punishment.

Having mrpain come in hours after the fact, see my name and permaban me is what shits me the most.
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>>172957818
>I played the job with the harshest behavioral rules (silicon) like the job with the loosest ones (clown)
>Why'd I get banned???

Can you really not put 2 and 2 together on that?

How about a thought experiment, just for fun. Do you like philosophy? Let's apply Kant's Categorical Imperative

Would you imagine this server would be fun to play on if every engborg spent their shift building walls over equipment and breaking lights? Or would it be Hippie?
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>>172956484
Pain doesn't hold grudges, he unbanned Sarca earlier this week. He only doesn't unban if you show you haven't changed like morena
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>>172959539
This post gave me cancer
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>>172959539
Harshest isn't what the silicon has.
It's strict, but allows for loops of logic. That's the whole point of being a silicon.

An asimov borg can deny a law 2 request because it can use a logical loophole to determine that request might violate law 1.

>Hippie
I don't know this fresh meme but it's terrible, stop making that comparison because it's not an argument and not valid.
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>>172956215
Brotherhood of cargo matters more than a shuttle anon.
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>>172959708
>He only doesn't unban if you show you haven't changed like morena
more like
>If you don't kiss his ass
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>>172960110
Morena was doing the petty snipey shit during their very own ban request, asking one admin to delete another admin's posts.
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>>172960268
that's funny as fuck
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>>172959749
Not an argument

>>172959908
You've used what's called a deflection, a type of logical fallacy used to subvert the grounds of an argument you're losing. You agree with me that shifts would be miserable if all engborgs acted like clowns, but your ego and self-defense prevent you from acknowledging this.

The method you've chosen to employ involves selecting one word, usually a frivolous one. For instance, the content of the argument would be unchanged if the rhetorical question containing the word Hippie was omitted entirely.

Since I notice you are currently experiencing mental hardship (such that you NEED to deflect), would you like to resume this argument after you've had time to calm down, perhaps have a drink, and can think more logically?
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>>172960268
Pain was starting to ask players to stay out of ban appeals, if the OP requested.

Nuke, being a normal player at the time, was blabbering on about inane bullshit.
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>>172960415
I forgot that part
In answer to it:
Yes I do agree that the shifts would be worse if borgs obeyed their laws perfectly but did shit without being told like building walls, but it's an impossible situation because it would never happen, and it's not forbidden behaviour.

Your attempt at pseudo-intellectually analysing of my post rather than getting into the meat of it and using a real argument to beat my own indicates your inability to do so.

Using big words like frivolous, rhetorical or telling your opponent they've gotta ''calm down'' or some such is pretentious and makes you look like a dick.
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>>172959352
You were being a shitter, simple as that.
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>>172961016
I was being a clown, which last time I checked was my job.

When was the last time somebody got a permaban for clownery that didn't involved an actual player death?
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I just want to have fun and develop, why can't I avoid becoming a namefagging redditor or an autistic shitposter
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>>172961236
enable the banbot then
end it all, forever
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>>172961119
A while ago.
>Didn't get alium when ahelped, killed self. WORTHLESS CLOWN DO NOT UN JOBBAN
>"IM NEVER FUCKING PLAYING CLOWN AGAIN I GOT PUT IN PERMAPRISON FOR NO FUCKING RASON THIS IS SOME FUCKING BULLSHIT MAN I SWEAR I GOT PUT IN PRISON FOR SOME SHIT THAT I DIDNT DO" (got thrown in perma, went braindead, and proceeded to post this in the thread)
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>>172961427
This... wasn't me?
What?
How is this relevant?
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>>172961548
>When was the last time somebody got a permaban for clownery that didn't involved an actual player death?
I answered.
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>>172961628
Ooooh
shoulda greentexted the question
Yeah that's not clownery that's a person, who happened to be a clown, committing suicide because they didn't get ayylien
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>>172961119
You're the kind of clown where you don't differentiate between your enjoyment and everyone elses. It's a common trap that people fall into and it usually ends with the banhammer if it's allowed to go on too far.
Sorry Famalam, but you are not on the winning side here, and it sucks that you are so oblivious as to why.
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>>172961697
But that's wrong
I made that round for the RD, for the shaft miner who was chasing me, for the vox trader, for the chaplain and for two monkeys.

One botanist and one AI got butthurt in exchange.

It's the needs of the many versus the needs of the few.
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>>172961679
Right, I attributed clownery to just being the clown.
I was going to include tricking people into farting on bibles, but that caused deaths.
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>>172961893
HAHA WHAT
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>>172960415
god bless you sarca
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>>172962167
>implying
that's pain
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Clown is free antag as long as no one dies
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Harmdrag reverted when?
Only the coders who don't play the game like it
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>>172962368
this desu
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>>172962368
is taken out of the round*
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>>172962424
just added deployable stretchers to borgs so never
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post people who did nothing wrong
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>>172962552
>tfw the coders are the jews
>tfw the players are the exploited masses who don't get a say
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>>172962593
kingston
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>>172962593
coders
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>Neither HoS nor Warden watch Toxins
disgusting
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>>172962593
raumfahrer
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>>172962593
mikecari
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>DOSBOX [Common] (AI) states, "I am merely telling frank who did it you sub-human swine"
>DOSBOX [Common] (AI) states, "No, you subhuman faggot, I told one person to do that"

Jesus, what what was wrong with the AI? It was like this the whole round
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>>172962593
head of security
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>>172962835
hi where are the log
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>>172962091
bbbbaface

Clown

Tricked people into farting on Bibles as Non-Antag clown. Resulted in several people dying. Hilarious, but best reserved for the actual antag-Clown.
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>>172962835
>Ask it multiple times to open Cap's doors roundstart
>No response
>Ask random borg
>Have to ask multiple times to get him to open it
Thought AI was rogue desu
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Is there any server that respects the entirety of their community and will appreciate coding effort?
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>>172962593
plapatin
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>>172962887
I see no point in looking up something that isn't ban worthy, just wondering why it was like this.
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>do research badly
>dont tell me where you stopped despite repeated requests
>tell everyone you finished research when it was me
THIS COULD ONLY EVER HAVE ENDED ONE WAY, GARLAND
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>>172962891
that is fucking hilarious
>>
If you want a small to medium-small feature/item added suggest it here and I might code it for you RIGHT NOW
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>>172962962
The problem with the github is that coders just code things and then want them merged.
We should change the order, so coders first ask if the community likes an idea and then code it if it is liked
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>>172962986
I'm having a bad day and you were being a faggot by selectively paying attention the chat to reinforce your SILICONS = SHITTERS mindset that I actively try to dispel.
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>>172962593
nuke
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>>172962927
The shiticons of today circumvent demands by playing off as if they never heard it.

More reason to remove cyborgs.
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>>172963083
so they're retarded?
How do you develop something without consulting with the customer FIRST?
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>>172963039
I have an idea for a kitchen machine.
1. Add item
2. Add sugar
3. Machine makes a food item which looks like the original item you entered
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>>172962927
that's when you blow the borgs
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>>172963039
gachimuchi religion
Deity: Aniki, Billy Herrington
Bible name: BOYSNEXTDOOR
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>>172963115
>expecting DOS box of all AIs to accomplish things at a reasonable pace
shiggy
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>hey bro come fart on my face
>lay down with a bible in your hands
>watch as this idiot willingly gibs himself
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>>172963083
the community is 85% shitters that dont know shit about game design and even less about coding - but they all think they have profound insights. theyre sort of like people who dropped out of college but still consider themselves "intellectuals"
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>>172963083
I ask here if people have any ideas for shit that want coded and if it's good or has a general consensus of being good i code it, problem is the replies are getting stagnant

AM BORED, GIB IDEA TO COD
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>>172963197
>make 9 disks of sugar
>10 disks
>all the same on inspection
>only way to tell is eat them or the pinpointer
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>>172963180
>so they're retarded
yes
>>172963272
Why not?
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>>172963103
I was away when things went to hell because I was space exploring. You should know that from the fact that the person you were talking to was a miner. So from my perspective, go space exploring, come back, and an enraged AI is calling me a subhuman faggot.
I don't think all AI's are shitters, but I have no idea why you were acting like that at the round end. And when you act this way, you only reinforce the misconception that silicons are shitters to begin with.
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>>172963254
that still doesn't make you not retarded, read
>>172963180
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>>172963216
Gachi is overused.
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Is there a way to permantely attach an item to your hand? like sewing it to your hand/surgery?
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>>172963314
I could literally replace every instance of 'AI' here with diona
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>>172963216
This is a trivial addition, if you want the satisfaction of contributing to the code I recommend you add this in yourself. Will garantueed take less than 2 hours to figure out, excluding the DL times. Im reluctant to open a pr for a meme religion myself rn because of recent controversy.
>>172963197
this is pretty cool but would require me to dive into the machine-code. if no one suggests a better idea i might attempt this.
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>>172963546
I wasn't playing as a diona that round. What's your point?
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Are there any waifus that don't smoke and drink? It seems like absolutely everyone on the station is an alcoholic.
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>>172963525
there is antag item, glue or something that makes item sticky
also hivehand sticks to your hand too
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>>172963640
Ivy
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>>172962927
I was that borg and I was just following your commands. You said something like "open captains" which I could not interpret. It took you a few times to say "Open this door to the captains office" and then I opened it for you.
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>>172963329
I may be a retard but im a retard with the will, talent and time to write a few lines of shitcode. The general playerbase are sure as hell not customers, at the very most freeriding passengers on our shittrain.
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>>172963219
Is he always that hostile toward the crew?
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>>172963646
glue's annoying as fuck
got stuck with a shotgun in one hand so I got the circular saw and became Ash from Evil Dead
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if memory serves you can just use a screwdriver to remove glued stuff. pretty sure thats what the hub says
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post spessmen with robotic organs
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>>172962593
Sarca
Shiggy
Sj
Solarious
Strawberrytan
Salamandoo
Squidmoko
Soca
Sandy_sand
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>have a grand plan for vamp
>pieces just don't fall into place
>get a 107 radius teleport artifact instead
>bombs happen and I plant it at escape, every couple of minutes everyone teleports randomly
>plant it in the escape shuttle
>it pulses right before takeoff
My fuckity sides.
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>>172964158
I've only had the pleasure of using it once since it's not on this codebase but

>traitor clown
>emag and glue
>get objective item early
>janitor gives me some shit early on with tabling me
>see him slipping people with his soap
>run up and superglue it before he can pick it back up
>flips out over comms
>continually taunt him all shifft
>washes my mouth out with the soap
>lols are had
>somehow gets unstable goo
>instagibs me
>rolls around on the artifical beach with soap in hand
>ling comes up and eats him
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>>172963197
This is a pretty good one desu. Would be a nice addition for fun and for chefs who gimmick a cake shop.
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>>172963831
then how about you get some discipline and learn how to properly develop you make something out of yourself
You seem to misunderstand my criticism for regular shitflinging. This would benefit literally everyone
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>>172964390
>it's not on this codebase
objectively false
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server is taking me a gorillion years to load what do
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>>172964646
ah it's mime only correct
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>>172963180
>customer
You become a customer when you put a code bounty on your idea so the coder gets paid to follow your vision.

Until the the volunteerd that you call coders will code whatever interests them
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>>172964729
No it's mimes and clowns
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Can you emgag Viros equipment to get access to virus making?
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>>172962424
I like it, and I play med as my main job and have literally never coded a single thing for the serb.
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>>172964831
nah it must only be mimes because it's not on the clowns uplink
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>>172964297
Funny how Machin sucks at combat but gets to be a decent cop when he plays...
also less than decent HoS
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>>172965025
That's incorrect.
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>>172964803
I don't understand this mindset right now, are all of you trying to be some edgy rebels or something?
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>>172963640
Just another reason why WFU is trash; They're all addicts. Husbandos aren't addicts and partake in vice only in moderation, and are also always far better ERPers, if you're a disgusting degenerate pixelfucker.
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>Make chips, sausage and eggs with mint sauce
>Play SS13
>Have fun
why are you guys so bad at fun
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>>172963640
>he doesn't want his smoker waifu to put her cigarettes out on his dick
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>>172965265
>fun
Look at this casual.
Look at him and laugh.
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>>172965073
I dont understand when did the thread become so entitled?

This isnt a professionalgame dev environment. Your coders are hobbyists. You are not entitled to the features you want, you need to code them yourself. If you want shit you want to get coded either learn to do so yourself or pay a coder.
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halp can't connect what do
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>>172960268
Hi. During my ban appeal I asked for no one to shitpost on it. As Pains new forum rules say, if the player making the appeal asks for no one but the party involved to post, then no one else is allowed to post and they will have their comments deleted. I asked for such and the first thing I saw was people throwing shit at me.
I messaged Probe on discord because I was annoyed by this, I just wanted the discussion between me and Pain because that's who I felt was the only relevent party. He was online at the time and posting so he was my first option as I did not see MrPain and I didn't know his username. Probe very nicely replied this.
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>>172965141
>be good writer
>be good at descriptions
>say it's because i read and write a lot
>secretly know it's at least partially due to a long history of having high-standard ERP with paragraph-long replies
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>>172965704
probe has been absurdly pissy recently
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>>172965704
WOULD YOU PLEASE FUCK OFF ALREADY YOU INBRED WHITE TRASH BRITISH DRUGGIE KEK?
NOBODY HERE LIKES YOU. NOBODY WANTS YOU HERE. GO AWAY.

If I were trapped in a room with you and Shiggy, and only one bullet for my guns, I would shoot you and beat Shiggy to death with the stock.
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>>172965704
I miss you morena-chan!
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>>172963680
>Don't smoke and drink
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>>172965873
I don't understand why Probe's so mean lately
He hasn't said a single pleasant thing for months when I used to actually look up to him and like him.
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>>172965704
well that's mean
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>>172965904
You too. I haven't even posted in a couple weeks. This will be one of my last probably, I only came to check the thread since someone messaged me yesterday about something ss13 /vg/ related.
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>>172966215
From the bottom of my heart, as a person who has seen just how fucking cancerous you can be, don't go somewhere else and inflict your bullshit on some other poor community. Just fucking kill yourself already.
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>>172966215
Morena, I guess keep trying.
You seem alright. I don't support your ban very much but speaking out against it will permanently head the admins against me in a metagrudge.
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>>172963039
Costly tator item that blows up the headset of the last person to speak on the specified channel, deafening them, destroying the headset, and doing minor damage.
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>>172965704
Pain is a nice man do not bully
>>
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues/14526
:thinking:
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>>172966215
I just don't get why you were rude to RFUltra in your appeal? I thought you were alright (I didn't really know you that well), but then you turn a simple joke into a drama oppertunity. Doesn't bode well, and shows a bit about you.
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>>172966408
You don't know know a thing about me sweetheart. Keep up your petty little grudge though, it's an adorable feature.
>>172966450
Oh, I don't want to any more. I've lost all interest in the game. The only reason I played it in the first place was the people. The only ones who even liked me already have me added on steam or discord and we chat sometimes, that's fine for me. I just stream stuff and chat with groups elsewhere.
>>172966763
Because I purposefully asked in my thing for no one to shitpost, and I come back and find out they had posted that in my thread and it had been deleted before Kammer quote-posted it.
To me, it seemed like an attack on me, especially since it was thrown in with everyone else shitting on me. I was tired and still annoyed that people were posting in the thread when I asked them not to. I just couldn't work out why you would post it other than to use it against me.
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>>172963039
Remove sec borgo tazer round start and instead have it behind a upgrade in robotics
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>>172967189
I'm not him. It's just a joke. Don't be an autistic man.
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>>172962593
Denokuz
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>>172963039
let us scan and make jukeboxes with the mechanic toy
also let us make bins trying to scan those just throws away the scanner
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>>172967189
Well I mainly play spess for the people and I'd still keep trying to be unbanned. There's something special about being able to actually meet new people in the game and have rounds where you suddenly make new buddies or get to know somebody's static better.
Learning ckeys is nice and all, but procedural rounds with different characters and different scenarios are why spess is the best
I guess in worst case, if you want to experience that again, try again by ban evading and being a fucking model player.
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>>172963950
pretty much all our silicons are. robotic chat is almost entirely ''boy the carbons sure are dumb. boy i wish i was on nt default and this guy broke a window so i could kill him. wow carbons why would you lock down my borgs all they did was kill a guy for breaking a tile?!''
its like racism if it was more retarded. i try to largely ignore it outside of orders because it just comes off as really stupid the way they'll constantly blame 'carbons' for everything, even the shit they fucked up on or hate on the guys who gave them power, better batteries and maybe installed the AI
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>>172955004
Well, the only jobs that really NEED R&D is mining and mechanic (I think? It's a meme job, who cares) and sometimes MD if medbay is understaffed. But as a xenobiologist, yeah, a temperature gun is nice, but it barely makes a different in the big scheme of things. Same with the advanced excavation drill. Yes, it's nice to have them, but you can perform perfectly well without it.

Honestly, I think that roboticist should be the ones to do R&D. They're the ones that need materials from the miners, have lots of time to spare, and can make mech syringe guns, all whole being just one room over. It's silly to force a xenoarch or something back from the roid to put a few items in a machine while roboticist can do it while he waits for his shit to be made.
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>>172967625
>talking about wishing to harm humans in silicon chat
Ban when
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>>172967343
mmm yes, a joke which Pain could have easily misinterpretted too and used against me. Not that it matterd anyway.
I just can't wrap my head around why even screenshot it or post it because it wasn't a funny joke on my behalf, I was just being stupid. Just came off as malicious.
>>172967525
Nah, I'm okay. Once this thread 404s that's the end for me. Pain won, I don't have the energy to care any more.
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>>172967189
Its be quite easy to ban evade and just play. As long as you aren't a complete cunt you'll be fine.

I've ban evaded, now I'm playing every day for months and nobody has Bwoinked me once.
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>>172965065

i remember machin being rd once. i asked him in science chat if i can inject blood into gold slimes because it was my first time xenobio and the wiki doesn't make it clear how dangerous it is. asked him 3 different times and he was in game, active and responding to anything else i said. instead of just admitting he didn't know he just left me with no answer
ended up ahelping it
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>>172967825
Plasma bad
blood good
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>>172967751
Came off as malicious to literally only you.
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CM staff at their finest again
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Attack animations look fucking horrid. I only imagine them being useful in rage cages.
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>>172968238
Isn't the whole point of admin complaints that it's something that upsets you but doesn't warrant a deadmin request
or is a "staff report" something else entirely
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>>172968459
I think staff report might be deadmin request, although I do not know.
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>>172968061
Well I'm sorry, I'm just having a hard time understanding why post the screenshot at all.
>>172967759
I know it is, but why bother when I can't do the things I enjoy because they're so obviously me.
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>Yes, yes, we might like trains, sure. Choo choo! But it was an April Fool's PR and should either be reverted, or given another vote/discussion (since last time it was decided that they shouldn't be added, IIRC).

>by trains I mean attack animations


>The method of which something is merged is the vein of attack of people who do not have any rational arguments to oppose the change. Issues are not meant for discussion of managerial matters, and I have closed them in the past for becoming such and I will apply the same here.

>clusterfack closed this 18 hours ago

really gets the noggin joggin
I'm beginning to feel like although this is the perfect system, some people might be abusing it
COUGH COUGH PROBE PJB CLUSTER
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>>172967926
the admin told me its okay so long as they don't leave xenobio in case they aggro on something since apparently some of them turn dangerous if in certain conditions
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>>172967189
>grudge
If I had a grudge I'd be going out of my way to stalk you or do other creepy shit.
I just hate your fucking guts, because you are singlehandedly one of the worst people this community has ever seen. You're self absorbed, you're obsessed with sex, and you have no sense of personal boundaries.
You are scum, and the fact that you stick around and draw attention to yourself like this and revel in all the people who hate you is proof of it.
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>>172968705
Yeah, I don't know the conditions though
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>>172968687
P.(probe)J.B. It's coming together now.
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>>172968805
You really have no idea who I am, do you?
I'll leave you in your little fantasy you created, it'll be a shame to have this abhorrent image of me ruined by just how boring and ordinary I actually am.
>>
Catherine Daamsguard and Annie Rodgers are the best medbay waifus!
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>>172969794
>Annie Rodgers
Literally who?
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>>172968687
this is literally a bunch of children fighting over principles, what a fucking joke.
How difficult is it to revert a change, copy over some code and make a pull request?
>>
>>172969948
how difficult is it to stop bitching?
>>
Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill
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>>172970505
How difficult is it to do things right the first time?
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>>172970505
how difficult is it to not be a retarded memer?
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>>172970580
>>172970640
Seems it's very difficult to stop bitching, as you're still doing it
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>>172969142
>say things that are literally all true
>th-that's not true! im normal!

http://imgur.com/a/aFsdC
You are not normal. You are a pathetic whore who can't get any, and instead tries to get it on with with people over SS13 and steam.
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>>172970725
>G-guys I said stop bitching
>Why are you still upset I said stop!
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>>172939479
>any sane 4chan-related group ignores the thread
Get the fuck out of here with this bullshit. This is /vg/, not VG. We're better than this, and apparently you aren't.
>>
>>172970772
what's wrong with sucking dick?
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>>172970578
gef gef gef gef gef gef gef gef
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BILL BILL BILL BILL
BILL
BILL
BILL
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>>172971021
don't bother, it's too late for the attentionwhores
this is hardly the first or the last general that has had this happen to them
>>
DON'T TELL CHASE
>>
What did NASA say?
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>>172970772
mmmmm yeah i'm totally like that dude, i wasn't definitely not at all possibly pretending because i'm so clearly mentally damaged and i should totally seek medical help for multiple personality disorder or something right?
>>
hahaha so f**king funny LMAO :DDDD
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>>172971451
I'm going to try and get through to you since we used to be friends.

Stop shitposting, leave this place, come back in a few months and you'd have been forgotten. Stop. Even though you hate me, I'm right and you need to back away from here.
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>>172971021
THIS is /vg/, yes. That doesn't mean that our game, or our code should be the same as the thread. I shiver at the though.

>>172971197
I put on a trip because three (3) people called me Probe. Just because you see a name doesn't mean you have to start autistically screaming about it.
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>>172971810
this >>172971197 has nothing to do with your trip or namefagging
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>>172971432
Shooting a ballistic weapon in a space station wont instantly destroy the station from the inside out
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>>172971776
>spergay/shittgy being white knights
lmao
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>>172971696
If you'd read the PR you'd know it's a complete joke and all that happens when you drag onto a table is you slam your head on it.
It's actually superior to before, now you won't get /tg/ refugees screaming "WHY CAN'T I CLIMB TABLES"
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>>172971776
I don't hate anyone sweetheart. Maybe you should read my earlier posts though.
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>>172972032
why do you think I don't know that? DIdn't even need to read the PR
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>>172971904
That's an ironic mistake to make, my bad.
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New thread please!!!!!
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>>172972089
You've said you're "leaving forever" a dozen times now.
If you're going to do it, do it. Stop fucking posting, stop garnering attention, just fuck off and die already you utter fucking shitstain.
If you're not going to leave, stop saying you're going to.
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>>172971962
Thanks! Now I know!
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>>172972179
the post does concern you and your buddies but not in the way you claim
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>>172972089
It's obvious you need somebody to tell you to stop. I tried my best.

You picked good friends that let you continue to come here and fuck with your head.
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>>172972416
Get off your high horse.
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>tfw you're minding your own business and you feel a tiny prick
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>>172972939
fuck off avada
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>>172972939
>replace a greytiders PDA pen with a parapen while he's being cloned
the PERFECT crime
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>write the wiki for your server
>disregard the wiki when you feel like it
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>>172967625
Do they actually think that they're silicons irl or something?
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>>172971028
they taste bad and if you do too good of a job of it you ruin sex
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>>172950435
No, it's a commitment to integrity and transparency, the things holding this server together. PJB is apparently to young to realize this and too immature to admit when he's wrong.
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>>172967189
Nobody's going to play EVE with you, just fyi
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