League of Legends General - /lolg/

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1st for shyvana

2nd for big butts

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Today i will remind them.

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>>172895559
Do...do we perchance have an Aurelion Sol poster? Or are you gonna be like twitchfag and spam lewds of him?

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Crazy is cute

>>172895559
>playing "hard nerfed" sol
>in 2017

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Post dem

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>>172895761
i adopt the name of twitchfag and promise to do you proud by never posting lewd.

what ADC should I start with when learning the role?

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>Think "cute girl (male) with benis" is more tolerable than "OH MY GOD I WANT A HUNDRED THICK HORSE COCKED ORC WOMEN TO DRAG ME OUT TO THEIR SNU SNU HUT AND RAPE MY ASSHOLE RAW."
>Everyone gets defensive and pretends to not understand what I mean.

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>>172895851
Fucking buff Udyr already Riot, he has like a 46 percent WR right now.

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>>172895851
I updated mine

>>172895851
You can nerf my champions but I'll never drop them.

>>172895923
I don't think you've ever even mentioned A. Sol before but said "nice arms" and then went back to you twitch crops.

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>>172895956
>Think about all the puns nami has
>She has no waveclear

>>172895952
Cait, but I think you'd be better off playing twitch atm because he's really good in normals/soloq

>>172895952
Ashe, Jinx

>>172895952
Ashe and Caitlyn.

>>172895927
I'm going to tell you the truth anon, i play like 1 match at day now, i'm not even enojying the game anymore, i have more fun talking about shit, lore and reworks with you guys than playing the game

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>>172895851
K.

>>172895952
Caitlyn. Not only is she the easiest late game hypercarry but she has an incredibly good laning phase. Ashe is good to learn after you have played some Caitlyn, but she has a much weaker lane. Twitch is really good once you learn how to lose lane gracefully.

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> tfw too intelligent to healslut

>>172896181
what is that

>>172896248
Blitzcrank and a brain

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You do make your waifu happy by getting an S and never dying, right anon?

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>>172895851

>>172896248
It's the new summoner icon.

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do you think kindred would give you a last request if you went willingly
would lamb give you a hug if you asked nicely
would lamb give you a fug if you asked nicely

>>172895952
Xin Zhao

>>172896297
I make my waifu happy by not playing normals you cuck

>>172896315
Fuck do I want it now

vg vs vg up on NA
pass vidya

>>172896361
no
no
no

>>172896313
who is door man

>>172896514
braum...

>>172896447
just play a normal game and you'll get it

it's for the april fools event

>>172896447
I got it exactly as it released during the event, I fucking love it.

>>172896568
it is a door huh

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>>172896514

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>>172895851
all very respectable with zero cancer a rare sight indeed, great skins too wow
>>172895985
really big guys and no cancer i dig it a lot
>>172896058
good taste, big fan of all of these, azir is cool as heck
>>172896142
really nice, not a big ahri guy but good taste all around, best 2 nautilus skins as well

good work today guys these are some good ones

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>mfw playing movement speed crit Garen for the first time

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comfy bfs~

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I saw some anons thinking up a yordle farmer girl champ. I thought I'd scribble up a quick concept.

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Pic related is so cool!
Fighting games are fun!

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>>172896434
>not playing some nice relaxing normal games where you can take it easy and just enjoy yourself

>>172896691
gross

official patrician tier champion list:
>blitz
>diana
>evelynn
>gragas
>irelia
>jarvan
>kassadin
>karthus
>leona
>miss fortune
>nunu
>shyvanna
>singed
>swain
>taric
>twisted fate
>vi
>yorick
>zilean

>>172896691
needs more body hair

i want to smell her rusty magic

good shit tho

>>172896691
>frekkles
Not my cup of tea

>>172896691
Her dance reference could be Jiggle Billy from Aqua Teen.
And she yells WELL TARNATION ever time she starts to dance.

>>172896894
>miss fortune
>leona
>zilean
>patrician
Not in a million fucking years kid.

>>172896894
>irelia
>patrician
i don't think so, lolbab

>>172895559
I went onto the old client and changed my item set for akali. No change in new client, even a week later. Will I get the new one if I just make a brand new set?

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>>172896571
>>172896574
>tfw I won't have time to play during the event

someone needs to make an honest top laner chart

>>172895851

>>172897154
what do you mean?

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How the fug do I deal with getting counter jungle?

>>172895956
>>Everyone gets defensive and pretends to not understand what I mean.
That in both cases you're still a faggot?

>>172897181
I love yours

>>172896894
>Blitz only in high elo
>Nunu only when smurfing
>Singed only when playing triple dark seal and not proxying like a meme-loving tard
>Miss Fortune only if you are not female, not a waifufag and are playing her because you genuinely enjoy her personality and lore.
>Shyvana only if you're good at her and not a raging tard

Missing a lot of champions but otherwise really solid.

>>172897221
If you're paying enough attention you can take their jungle while they take your jungle.

>>172897154
Honest top lanes:
>melee ONLY
>at MOST 1 dash with no resets or low cooldown on the dash
>does not build full AD/AP
>is tanky
>is not Cammile

done

>>172897292
Don't respond anon they never learn a penis is a penis.

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>>172895851
who wants a piece of the adc

>>172896894
>no jax
dropped

>>172897317
>Miss Fortune only if you are not female, not a waifufag and are playing her because you genuinely enjoy her personality and lore.
Not even then

>>172897358
Poppers
forget the shield, it does low damage anyway...

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>>172895559

xth for Tobias Fate

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>>172897292
I'm saying you're getting defensive because the context was talking about how shit they are and I never said either one was even half decent.

>Drinking a glass of piss is better than drinking a tub of shit
WTF ARE YOU SOME SORT OF COPROPHILIAC?

>>172897497
You will never give poppy a third pigtail.

>>172897358
>tfw you only like top laning with Gragas, Yi and Vi

What does one do if they like junglers the most but suck at jungle? Just learn to lane with them or l2 jungle?

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>>172897038
yes they are
>>172897124
tell that again after looking at this sweet ass
>>172897317
>missing a lot of champions
if most champions are patrician tier, then noone is

>>172897569
I know dyrus and tobias but who are the other 3?

Am I the only one who thinks Shen is an unkillable cancer monster?

>>172897317
>Miss Fortune only if you are not female, not a waifufag and are playing her because you genuinely enjoy her personality and lore.

What if I enjoy her playstyle and don't give 2 fucks about any lore but enjoy the characterization?

>>172897497
poppy is an honest top laner, anything that says "FUCK YOUR MOBILITY" is the cure for cancer

>>172897323
Not him, but what if i see them coming to the side of the jungle i'm at the moment and i know i can't outduel them? Keep in mind that he has both buffs while i have none/ one.

>>172897629
No they're not

>>172897569
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT BILGEWATER

>>172897620
lrn2jungle scrub
And never play Vi again, fuck you

>>172897619
No, I will give her my tail...

>>172897672
Ping your laners and if they can help you cool but if they can't or their mid has priority then give. Of course in bronze or silver or whatever your midlaner will likely not be paying any attention to what's going on.

>>172897456
hashillshit plays him thus making him a pleb pick
xin is a superior jax and even him doesn't make the cut

>>172897629
Most champions are patrician tier because the vast majority of people only play a few pleb champions like Ezreal, Lux, GG this team, healslut, low elo stomper tops, meta jungler, gun nigger and memes

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>Survivability
>Damage
>Mobility
>Burst
>Teleport
>All in an easy facerollfuckfest kit

I am actually just done with this game.

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>>172896806

>Nami
>Leona

HERESY !!

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>>172897805
>even him
Hello, my fellow African American.

>>172897825
W I T N E S S E D

>>172897649
Probably more patrician cause the lore is shit despite being better than the old lore

>>172897825
rip anon

>>172897632
mathas yassuo and some other fag

>>172897875
and then you realize ekko isnt even that good

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>>172897825
>Getting milked
THIS IS MY FUCKING FETISH

>>172897825
thanks I just got fired

>>172897825
Honestly if you cut out the part where she takes her nipples out this wouldn't even be NSFW because you never see her nipples or her vagina

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warwick is a killing machine with the right items

>>172897825
>mfw I remember and realize that Moms probably get wet and the more fucked up ones probably even orgasm while they breast feed

>>172897606
>(kind of) food analogies
is this /v/

Anyone remember they statue of Ahri that was almost released last year but people complained that she didn't look like Ahri in the face so it was shelved.

What the fuck ever happened to that? It's been a whole year.

>>172896361
lamb is a MAN

>>172897794
That's what i feared, because that shit happened to me and even though i tried to stay alive as long as possible against a Rengar while spaming all kinds of pings, my midlaner didn't even flinch, then i got invaded again near top lane and the enemy laner literally walked straight through my laner to assist their jungler while my top was too busy getting 3 caster minions and warding river.

I just wanted to have fun with my jungler picks that aren't meta

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>>172893648
So what? Even Vayne's new lore makes her sound more like a lesbo than Lux.
By the way, Vayne's new lore is kinda garbage. I don't mind the edgy/flashy tones that she has now, they're cool, but the way she kills Frey is just silly.

Promoted and demoted between s1 and 2 twice in one day, and today failed my gold promos because 60% shitter botlaners. 30% shitter toplaners and 10% lees afking in their jungle.

Silver is fucking cancer.

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>>172896361
Did lamb just steal Widowmaker's body?

>>172898224
>vayne
thats akali you dingus

>>172898265
You belong in Silver. If you were good enough you'd be higher.

>>172898265
>playing mid aka babbies first carry role
>not being able to carry
get good shitter

>>172898334
you never climbed don't you

>>172896894
>hehe champs I like are patrician

TOP PLEB

>>172898265
>gold last season
>placed bronze
>climbing out

I've been having an absolute blast in Bronze/Silver, desu.

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>>172897125

They arent addding it yet

ITEM SET CREATOR TOOL will return. Early in the client alpha we announced that we weren't planning to rebuild the legacy client's item set creator tool (although the updated client still supports custom item sets). Players passionately asked us to reconsider, so we did. We now intend to rebuild the item set creator tool, but haven't yet started development work on it, so it could take quite some time even after we replace the legacy client. But it is finally back on our to-do list. Of course, replacing the legacy client still comes first.

>http://www.surrenderat20.net/2017/02/red-post-collection-maokai-in-mstu-lcu.html

>>172898265
If you can get to a promo once, you will eventually make it. It doesn't matter how many times you fail it, getting there again and again just means you'll get through once. It's a certainty anon, don't give up!

>>172898265
yeah if you cant carry you be hardstuck being promoted and demoted in silver II. I mained top lane and didnt start climbing until I switch to jungle where I could better affect the rest of the game

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>>172898334
>>172898383

>t. shitters that feed and want to get carried

I carried from silver 4 to silver 2 in 1 week, which is exhausting enough considering the amount of shitters that bitch about my champ in draft than feed thier asses off.

I'll be in gold within two days, I estimate. And I don't suspect there'll be any less cancer in g5.

>>172898528
I know man, what I'm saying is I edited a set on the old client and it hasn't changed a week later on the new one. You can't make them on the new one but sets from the old client are available in game on the new client. This one just isn't changing. I'm just gonna try to get into a custom game on the old and see if that seals it or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4A5CZ_gDc8

>>172897125
Try doing that, not sure if it'll work tho.

>>172898528
If you create an itemset on the old client and log onto the new client it should be there. The background tech for itemsets wasn't removed, they just removed the UI for making itemsets. Shit like Championify, that's entirely based on skillset tech is still working because of this.

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why aren't you abusing the freelo dog lolg?

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BEHOLD


THE HONEST TOPLANER SCALE

WHERE DOES YOUR MAIN LIE ON THE SCALE?
(Champion.gg PLAT+ data used)

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>>172898654
>And I don't suspect there'll be any less cancer in g5.

>>172898803
Disagree with Renekton. Renekton top is fucking annoying.

>>172898803
So uh, what if my main is in the middle?

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>>172895851
Typically, I support and play Thresh, but if he gets ban/picked I play Naut. Trundle and Urgot are for if, in the rare occasion, I get placed top.

consider the following:
>brand
>deathfire touch
>liandry's
>red buff
>red smite
>ignite
how can I burn harder than that?

>>172898803
>darius
>not under pure cancer

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tfw youre a quinn god

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>>172898774

>flash
>abyssal
>playing fucking warwick

lmaoing@ur life

I can only enjoy league if im drunk. Otherwise i just rage. whats wrong with me?

>no first win available
>no chest available
>don't want to climb higher because the higher you go the less fun this game becomes
>no reason to play anymore
i wish I could check how many keyfragments you can unlock, at least that would keep me grinding

>>172898803
>sion
>cancer
>darius
>honest
>rammus
>honest

>>172898803
>Malphite
>Sion
>cancer

what
am I reading

>no Swain

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>>172897885
Sona would be great friends with Nami and Leona though.

>>172898803
How is Yorick and Sion Pure cancer tier anon?

>>172898803
>warwick and shen
>dishonest
>tryn and darius
>honest
biased as fuck lad

>>172898803
>gnar not pure cancer
>darius not dishonest
>Naut and sion pure cancer
>shen dishonest

shit list

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>>172898803

>Irelia with the cancer of Yauso and Riven

Remove yourself

Okay so if anyone runs into this problem, if you go into the old client and edit an item set, it may not show up as changed in the new client. Starting a custom game on the old client will fix this and it'll become updated for the new client.

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>>172899174
You know who else Sona would be great friends with?

My dick.

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>tfw a skinny bitch with no tits and tiny dick makes fun of your dong

>>172898803
What the hell does "Dishonest" mean here? Is it worse than "Total Cancer"? Where does each category end and the other begin. Right now it's vague at best.

This is a terrible chart.

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OH MY GOD ITS A TWIST OF FATE BY MATT HARDY

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SOMEONE FIX THE FUCKING SCALE

>>172899295
Skinny bitches are best thing in the world anon

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>>172899174

I need more angry sona pics

Do not play anything but Sona

reeeeeeeeeeee

It's ok that i lost all these games today. I tried my best and learned a lot of things that I will use for my next games.

>>172899249
irelia is the pinnacle of dishonest

>>172899307
It means you bring shame on your family when yo play them. They may not be cancer in terms of rito's balancing, but your Grandfather is looking up at you from hell and doing that single tear thing like the indian dude who hates littering.

>>172899068
Cause you're a bitter man angry at himself.

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>>172899407

But that's wrong.

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>playing xerath
>Anvia with no ap does half my health with me dipping a toe for half a second in her ult and an E

what the shit

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>>172899446
this one is 10/10

>>172899293
very clever anon. I truly did not guess what was behind that spoiler.

>>172899601
wow... you nailed it anon.

where did it go wrong

>>172897971
Last guy is GiantWaffle or something like that. Thought he was a autistcraft streamer though.

>>172898803
Holy fuck this is a random as fuck shitlist

>>172899490
Maybe in S2 but by today's standard she's hilariously tame

>>172899631
I like this meme. Mind if I save it?

>>172899745
NEVER FORGIVE

>>172898803
>Yorick
>Sion
>Cancer

>Gnar (Ranged) anywhere near honest

>Aatrox and Irelia randomly dishonest.

You are nothing. This lane is for men.

yasuo is fun

>>172899675
>where did it go wrong
The moment you disappointed your beloved ones or vice-versa.

>>172899381
DELET

DELET

DELETE

>>172899630
Liking disgusting cow tits? Anon there not better feeling than when your skinny girlfriend hugs you in bed or better summer is coming which means more midriff

>>172899891
Who are you. how do you know these things?

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>>172899249
Irelia is just as bad. She's a no-skill cancer champion. "Better nerf Irelia" was a meme for a reason, her kit's busted.

>Q gets resets and mobility
>Q also allows her to get 100% of CS with no problem (i.e. She's regard proof like Annie)
>Gets infinite sustain
>has a stun
>gets free tenacity
>all abilities except ult are either point-and-click or auto-attack enhancers.

She's literally stat check: the champion. Fuck Irelia and everyone who plays her.

>>172899965
Believe it or not I'm a psychologist, I understand how you feel.

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>>172899862
even the women are men in top lane

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Sell me on why anyone should play Soraka

>>172900098
What do I need to do to not be this way? Is it too late?

>>172900098
Why do I feel sad a lot?

>>172899862
>>172900103
>toplane
>the lane where muscled hunks fight each other
>not gay as hell

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>>172899670
I'm glad you liked it.

The same way Sona liked it.

>>172898803
>sion pure cancer
>gnar honest
>darius honest
>warwick dishonest

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Just played a game of Olaf and now I realise that if you're able to fast clear chickens and your ganking potential is good you're an S tier jungler.

>>172900098
No way, you too? and everyone ask this>>172900184 anon in order to do this we need to go deeper, but i specialize in children, so i'm not sure if could help you

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>>172898878
>>172898913
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>>172899189
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>>172899307
>>172899679
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>>172899862

until someone makes a better one that one is 100% official and canon

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MATING PRESS

>>172895692

>ganking top
>super low under tower
>the silver comes out of me and my top laner
>we dive
>i get stunned by riven and die
>he exectues
>no big deal one death riven loses more farm
>he dies 4 more times
>"jg wtf u ruined my lane"
>meanwhile my mid is 1/4/1
>their mid and jg are invading me
>no help
>start feeding
>lose the game

was my fucking promo too

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>>172900223
I said the lane was for men, I didn't say you couldn't fuck eachother.

>>172900040
>Q gets resets and mobility

That mobility is completely centered on if there's a creepwave or not. And she's far from the only champ with a babbymode lasthitting mechanic.

>Gets infinite sustain
So does literally every other toplaner worth a shit, also not even true considering she has mana

>has a stun
>gets free tenacity
>Listing off parts of a kit makes it broken

>all abilities except ult are either point-and-click or auto-attack enhancers.

Why is this a bad thing? Why does everyone think every champion needs to have skillshots, this is the worst meme in League champion design by far.

Not everything in this game needs to be mechanically outplayable. Point and Click shit demands that your respect their zone of control or have countermeasures to deal with it like QSS.

Unlike other modern day bruisers she has ZERO tank steroids and can easily be focused fired and melted in seconds. With BotRK fucking everywhere there's zero excuse to not be able to kite her out.

>>172900437
Kill yourself

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Well fuck. Not touching this garbage ass game on weekends ever again.
who /weekenddemotion/ here?

>dodge fizz ult
>still connects

this is so gay if it weren't for this fizz wouldn't be annoying to lane against

>>172900437
thats not how it works

>>172898803
this is a terrible chart

the only honest top laners are ones who suck

top has the largest majority and variety of cancer that can be played and it's why most top laners are babies and cry

also as someone who defaults to kayle top when autofilled how is she not the biggest and worst kind of cancer there

>>172900469
So japan logic is that muscular man or buff heros are gay right?

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>>172898803
>Urgot
>Pure Cancer

By this, what did he mean?

vayne
bork + pd
or
ie + shiv
?

>>172900537
>enemy mid gets hit by fish
>flashes with it
>"woooooooooooooow dude broken game"

idk why people lose like 50 iq points playing against assassins

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I'm semi new to the game so pardon if this is a dumb question. But I don't understand how gold income works. Why is it that I accumulated about 500gold less than my teammate? We had same kills and I had two more cs. The only thing I can see is that he has one more assist than me. Theres just no way an assist gives 500 gold though. That's about a tower's worth of gold (I think). It just confused me when I saw it in the score screen is all.

>>172900178
No, it's not too late, to sum up you have what we call a disadaptative behavior, a patter of action printed on you that eventually leads to suffering one way or another. Accept yourself, give less fucks about what others think. When you're drunk you give no fucks, that's why you don't get angry at the game.

>>172900364
My specialization is addictions. I can't stand working with kids.
>tfw I've treated some people addicted to video games
>wow is the harder to quit but lol is a close second

>>172900184
I need more info, that's too vague. Tell me when does that happens, and why do you think it happens.

>>172900725
hes just a "proud melee top laner who dont need no ranged" main

>>172900645
>it's why most top laners are babies and cry
As a top laner I can confirm
I don't cry like a little bitch but holy shit it sucks playing against cancer tops every game
it gets even worse when you get camped without any help

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Lulu is the sweetest! THE SWEETEST!

>>172900817
All CS isn't equal.

Gromp gives significantly more gold than, say, a caster minion.

>>172900805
thinking magnetic fish wiffs that snap to you anyway arent bullshit

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>Kha builds Red-Smite Warrior
>Kha builds Cleaver
>Slightly confused by his purchases, but I'm not a Kha main so maybe he knows something I don't-
>Goes full Tank after that

I mean, I suppose I should just be thankful for the free win I guess??????

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Why doesn't everyone just play Darius top lane? He's popular, but no one is racing to pick him.

>>172900817
they could have been around more towers dying
may have had a mastery that gives them gold
last hit on nexus
some cs is worth a lot more than other cs

>>172900884
>Urgot
>Melee

Maybe post rework.

>>172900956
This. You are willingly exposing yourself to the lane where not only the most cancer is prevalent, but it the most punishing if you fall behind against said cancer.

>>172900861
>disadaptative behavior
It's disruptive behavior, I screwed up the translation.

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>>172899960

Soft, cuddly midriff is best midriff.

>>172900817
Maybe he killed minions that were worth more gold? Like jungle camps or something. Or was in proximity to more destroyed towers? It can be a lot of things. Or he shut down a champ, or you repeatedly killed the same guy over and over.

>>172901035
Warrior into Cleaver is pretty standard though isn't it, especially if there are tanky enemies on the other team.

>>172901110
We didn't have any Tanks.

His team was mostly AP.

He was high-Gold.

>>172901042
>no dash
>no hard cc
>no %hp damage
it's shit mate

>>172901058
i meant the person who made the chart thinks hes cancer because they main a melee

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>fiora nigger telling me after game my champion requires no skill

>>172901042
I find it so hard to pick him up after the rework
I used to main him but now I haven't played him in months

>>172901026
>magnetic fish

whatever you gotta tell yourself to justify why fizz rammed your asshole raw

>>172901042
He's permanent pick ban in my shithole server.

>>172901175
Kha simply sucks atm, don't bother. The build isn't bad or wrong, the very best build for him is full AD with GA as only defensive item.

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What are the lolg memes associated with Talon?

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>>172898803
what do i do if my champ is dishonest

shen bros ww@

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>>172901306
>tfw you put a League related question with your cowtits post to fool the janny

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>>172900467
>mid and top lose
>all of a sudden its 3v1 in my jungle
>they dont follow
>don't push
>"lol jg feed gg"
lobotomize urselfs

>invade when enemy laners under tower
>kill enemy jg solo
>enemy laner kills me
>laner hasn't moved, isnt punishing

Every fucking time

>>172901374
*tips bladed hoodie*

>haven't played a game in weeks
>decide to check it out for april fools
>play one game before i got bored of it
>realize this game isnt fun to me anymore

what can i do to revitalize my interest in this god forsaken game

Was Vel'Koz the last champion to have a fair kit that isn't overloaded as fuck, gimmicky and still feels rewarding to play and play against?

>>172901539
no that would be rek'sai or braum

>>172901514
play stupid meme shit like ap tryndamere

>>172901089
I just love my boney lovey dove, i'm being this way since my teen years,i don't know why i like this, there something about pale skin and skinny bodies that turn me on.

You could imagine how happy i was when Jinx came out

>>172901564
IIRC Vel'Koz came after them.

>>172901514
don't

>>172901539
braum was ok

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What are the lolg memes associated with Karthus?

AD red and AS quints or AS reds and MS quints on WW?

>>172898654
looks like one last game before bed payed off.

>>172901374
he's a siscon fedora tipper

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who is the best support and why is it le epic time man of infinite slows and stuns

>>172901668
no

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new lazy list because fuck your shitty list that doesnt make sense and is shitty

some are missing and there might be duplicates but edit as you wish

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Patrician (Based and plays something relatively obscure):
>Sion
>Yorick
>Kled
>Karthus (Only ranged top laner allowed here.)
>Aatrox

Based
>Any champion not listed elsewhere

Neutral (Based when out of meta):
>Maokai
>Poppy
>Nautilus
>Gangplank (VERY borderline cancer)
>Gnar (Unable to be based due to being ranged, not total cancer because can't be played in other lanes so if you like the playstyle in mega then you're fucked.)
>Rumble

Autism and memes:
>Heimerdinger
>Akali (Borderline)
>Urgot
>Proxy Singed
>Teemo
>Nunu
>Swain (Him and Urgot are borderline patrician in a strange way not typical of ranged top laners)
>Kayle
>Lissandra

Cancer:
>Quinn
>Yasuo
>Riven
>Camille
>Talon
>Fiora (Borderline based)
>Kennen
>Fizz

Took a shot at it. If you have any complaints, go call your grandmother I'm sure she misses you.

>>172901668
nvm, I'm a retard, they came out in the same year

>>172901762
>>172901770
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHICH ONE IS THE CANON OFFICIAL LIST


HELP I AM RETARDD

>>172901539
reksai
azir
braum
aurelion sol
tham kench

those are all fair champs in their current state

>>172901213
I'm gonna go on a rant here.

There is no single champion in this game that I despite more than Fiora. Even from a design standpoint I hate her since I fucking hate Frenchies and her MUH HONORABRU DUELIST background.

In a game where Riot stresses about counterplay counterplay counterplay and how much these like to see people stress a champions kit to their levels, They unironically believed it would be a good idea to create the ultimate 1v1 me faggit you won't champion that will either stomp you for free by sheer design alone or can outplay you in a way where the onus is 100% on you and not her to guess when her bullshit W will be used. Even if by some miracle of god Fiora fails to get out of laning ahead, it doesn't fucking matter because once she finishes a lifesteal item+BC she is going to melt you like a torch to a jawbreaker.

>>172901324
I dread what you think 90% of the jungle roster is think if you think K6 is bad right now

>>172901539
>>172901670
>braum
*jungles u*

>>172898803
jhin isnt on this list so im going to probably say hes on "retarded but testing his abilities"

i only say this because
>100% chance of level 2 gank
>absolute gamble if your jungler will listen to you when you say gank (only ones that do are the ones that you dont ask for, usually unprepared for)
>if successful you have a fucked up player that will carry you

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do you get mad at duo partners for unintentional feeding?

What the fuck can I do as an Yasuo against Illaoi. Holy shit this bitch hurts, and if I don't dodge literally all her tentacles no way I kill her.

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>>172901743
Why people dosen't like him, he's fun to play and i always liked old Taric he was one of my first champions

>>172901743
lulu is busted.

surprised lulu shitposting is at an all-time low right now.

>>172901953
1. play a real top laner
2. just kill her

>>172901953
Don't be a fucking weeb.

>>172901974
ree me not like change

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Lulu is the cutest! THE CUTEST!

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>>172901564
>Rek'Sai
>Fair kit that isn't overloaded.

>>172901770
>GP
Nah he's cancer with a pussy lane playstyle
>I'll just farm and get free assists with my ult until I get 3 items

>>172901441

No I'm serious lol.

Any other Bard players having this problem?

>>172902039
seek help

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fugg I died

>>172901743
I love Zilean, but I can't hit a fucking bomb to save my life and I'm dick at Squishies.

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What are the lolg memes associated with Janna?

>>172902057
This
I don't know why people think gp is cool or not cancer.

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will they ever change jinx's portrait to match her splash?
she looks a little too wide eyed in this one

>>172901762
what the hell does honest even mean.

how are wu and kled less honest than gp or heimer for instance

>>172902124
slutty female/trap supports who're bad at the game.

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am i the only one that plays pic related in top

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>insane amounts of damage on q
>w heals for a shit ton
>ult is a ridiculously long dot
>shield that's constantly up by just csing
How do you deal with Morde as a melee champ?

>>172902024
>>172902036
>hehe just don't play yasuo
kys

>>172902167
I thought this was intentional to reflect her crazy nature?

>main support
>flirt with my adc and use ":3" whenever i can
>free friends

epic

>>172901953
Dude just move lmao she even tells you lmao like how is losing to Illaoi real

>>172902183
i dont know halfway through the list i realized it was kinda stupid

wukong because he's got invisibility and 'press r to win teamfight' and kled because untargetability on passive and his passive in general

>>172902167
I like it. Fits her adrenaline-addict, insane, psychopathic nature quite well.

>>172901770
Teemo is beyond cancer.

>>172901840
>I dread what you think 90% of the jungle roster is think
Gonna assume you meant I think 90% of the jungle roster is bad, yes I do. For soloQ yo have graves, ivern and shaco; then there's a HUGE GAP(can't empathise this enough) between those and popular shit like lee sin, kha6, rengar or elise. I think jungle overall is very weak at the moment and has the lowest carry potential of all the lanes (considering bot as a whole).

>>172899059

>winning

lmao

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Who is this retard that's been spamming the "what are the lolg memes associated with X champion" literally all day and why is he trying so hard to be a hot new meme poster? How can I filter this garbage?

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What is Soraka's other best skin, I'm honestly tired of Program.

>>172902268
The only thing Yasuo players do is trying to do the big plays and feed their ass off every game.

if you've ever won at league of legends.......ur a cuck :/

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What are the lolg memes associated with Miss Fortune?

>>172902268
>WAH WHY CAN'T MY ASSASSIN FIGHT THIS BRUISER

>>172902378
Dryad 100%

>>172902378
Cleric and Banana raka are great.

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B E S T
G I R L

>>172902089
what kind?
I already get autismbux. I already get antidepressants. I'm already on a waiting list for assburger therapy (not sure if it's any use at all, but might as well try). I even have a certain amount of weekly work hours granted by the government for a social worker to accompany me when dealing with the bureaucratic institutions that all want to make sure they don't have to pay you. Like, that social worker guy has a university education and needs my signature to get his hours paid.

>>172902375
i like to think theyre here to fll the lulufag gap, but i dont mind them enough to tell them to fuck off when lulufag isnt present

>>172902336
>I think jungle overall is very weak at the moment and has the lowest carry potential of all the lanes (considering bot as a whole).

This is bullshit.
It was especially bullshit several months ago/last season, when junglers were THE carrying role in soloque.

>>172902375
>spamming one phrase
>how can i filter him

we've got our top men working on an answer as we speak, ill let you know if we find anything; we're mostly looking to see if there is any common phrase he gravitates towards to put in our filter. if you think of any let us know

>>172902378
Reaper

i think program is p cool and i got both program and reaper. but reaper is much cooler

>>172901953
get your item and kill somebody else on the map you aren't moving her fat ass out of the lane

>>172902336
Teemo is beyond cancer because they comunity created this joke of "Teemo is satan XD" Riot even make the fucking skin

>>172902503
You could try filtering every champion name. That should get rid of his posts.

>>172902270
>>172902315
it doesnt really come off that way to me she looks too much like doge

also her hair looks better in the full splash

>>172901564
how many nerfs did reksai need to eat before she fell out of meta? like 10? 12?

>>172902161
probably a holdover from his better days

>>172902541
Teemo is cancer because literally all ranged tops are cancer.

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help me lolg I played yasuo in a norm and I found him super fun and i just locked him in for another one how do I cure this cancer

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>play adc
>enemy locks in support malzahar
What do?

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>>172902605
but then what if i want to see discussion of the champions?? not to mention it would take so long to filter each and every champion! there are over a hundred of them! there MUST be a better way!

>>172902679
play ziggs

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>>172897497
>killing a champ with the shied
don't talk shit

>>172902493
Jungle is relatively weak atm, you didn't play during s4 or s5 did you?

>>172902541
Ever played a melee into teemo, especially one which relies on autos to deal dmg? It's the literal definition of suffering while playing league of legends. I give no shits about the meme.

>>172902493
Once you get outside the overtuned niggers in the Graves/Shaco/Ivern trinity it really is.

Mid was already the best role to impact the map and with the swarth of buffs ADCs have seen over the past 2 months they've not only caught up to speed but probably even slingshotted ahead. of Jungle/Top. Top has always been kinda suspect in terms of SoloQ carrying ever since the TP nerfs not letting you steamroll the opposite side of the map on CD.

If I had to rank it it would be Mid>ADC>Jungle>Top>Support in terms of SoloQ carry potential

>>172902250
you 2v1 him

>>172902613
Those braids can't fit in the portrait match anon, also Jinx is kinda looks like a crack addict and is probably soi don't see any problem

>>172898953
>Play Corki
>Press W

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>>172902541
>joke

Behind the "Teemo is Satan, lel ecjs dee" meme, every blue moon when Teemo is good, it is hell on earth.

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>>172902679
/muteall go toplane just ignore bot

>>172902669
You don't cure it, anon.

The best you can do to combat your new champ is to become a tolerable Yasuo main.

AKA - don't trash talk, don't spam mastery, don't take him anywhere outside of mid and so on.

>>172902679
Buy QSS you fucking shitter

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>>172902659
>muh proud melee peepee, fight me like a man you little rat faggot! MY MELEE COCK DEMANDS YOUR ASSHOLE REEEEEEEEEEE

>>172898803
>nasus is not cancer
>swain is not pure cancer
>pantheon, yorick, sion, urgot, gangplank and malphite are cancer
uh

what do you do as an adc when your lux support with heal feeds two kills to kog'maw in 3 minutes?

>>172898803

This layout is pretty shittier my dude

>>172902384
>because one yasuo player fed in my bronze game all yasuo players are feeders
ok bro
I didn't die once to her and finished with 4 deaths in teamfights compared to 10 plus of everyone else but ok my man

>>172902437
I don't have even have many problems with the other bruisers, just her
is she such a massive counter that I just can't do shit against her?
laning actually went surprisingly well but after she got her ult and first item she was far too tanky for me to be able to do anything against her

>>172902530
midlane was ahri, couldn't really gank her
botlane had at least 10 deaths combined between them by the point I got a PD

>>172902878
It just makes for a boring laning phase. It really just gimps your team in the end. Gnar is the only exception.

>>172902679
RIP

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>>172902923
KEEP COMING NOT FULL

>>172902116
>not slowing to make sure both bombs hit
shit plays, desu,
slow, bomb, reset, bomb, slow as soon as stun wears off.

>>172902923
FF@20

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I wanna have a tea party with Lulu!

>lucian gets mad that i picked annie supp
>in que he says ff at 20
>loses a trade with jinx
>last hit splits all game

i didnt feed in lane but for some reason my 4 deaths trying to help syndra and irelia made me the one who was inting and they didnt believe that lucian was trolling

1000 of his damage is getting ganked while hes splitting theres multiple ways to int the game honestly hes just soaking up XP and minion farm

>>172903093
Don't you mean in?

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>>172902902
>nasus is cancer but pantheon isn't

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>>172898038
>No Iceborn Gauntlet
>No Spirit Visage
>All that health with no resistances
Gross

>>172902902
>nasus is cancer
in what elo lmao

>>172902659
>>172902336
Yeah I'd put him in borderline cancer. He's annoying but he's basically a guaranteed loss for his team since you will utterly ass rape him with no hope for return the moment you get half an item.

>>172902798
This right here.
>Be me playing in my birthday, suddenly receive a gift from a friend that knows how i hate the teemo sata meme
>It Devil teemo "have fun anon"
>Decide to use the damn thing in normal game
>Go top end up playing against Darius, holy shit the poor fucker couldn't do a single shit in the whole game at the end he was crying in all chat "how i should kill myself for playing this piece of shit champ

Teemo is indeed cancer sometimes