GOD EMPEROR PETER edition
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/
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Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
http://www.dotabuff.com/
http://www.opendota.com/
http://www.datdota.com/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
Streamlink Twitch GUI: https://github.com/streamlink/streamlink-twitch-gui
>COSMETIC ITEM BETTING
http://dota2lounge.com/
http://dota2.vpgame.com/
>>172816359
Explain
Will there ever be a dota 2 event where the organizers don't fuck up literally everything?
1st for garbage hero
>>172816312
Just watch any replay by a high mmr player and follow his build. The thing that wins low mmr game is taking over the map so your retard teammates can farm faster than your retarded enemies, esp. if they pick 4/5 greedy cores.
*breathing intensifies*
>The Muncipality of Abaddon
>The Governance of Tusg :DDDDDD
explain rotk's abuse
thoughts on redeye?
>>172816464
Thanks a lot, will do.
What is it that makes Axe strong in this patch? Or Jugg, Sven, etc.
GoDz looks like a kid in a classroom who raised his hand to answer a question but then the teacher gets the smartest kid in the room to answer it and he says something completely different
>calle fata
>>172816503
he used an ethereal gem that makes him look like borrowed time is active
>I ran into @NPDotA after their signing session. I asked if they got mobbed by fans.
"Nope, just Envy"
kek
>EG Coming up
Senpai are you ready for UnIvErSe?
>>172816613
Sven is dead.
Jugg is a safe carry pick who has magic immunity and a high dmg spell at lv 1, healing ward, etc.
Axe's spin is now pure damage, call drags people out of position and is really good against heavy melee line-ups, if you call on 3 enemies your team can potentially just wipe.
Dragon Knight is surprisingly fun
Do you guys have any tips for him? I did well but there's always room for improvement
>>172816746
>EG disband gets delayed because they get easy opponents in LB
>>172816458
how do we fix pl
>>172816458
if this hero's gonna do no damage and just be a floating ball of illusions they might as well make him a little more elusive. There's no way thery're gonna undo the illusion nerfs if the past years taught us anything. Buffing the speed boost of phantom rush into being able to actually slingshot away from an enemy might be a way to start going about it.
>>172816827
how can you go through so much of life with this haircut
he finally started parting it back recently and he literally went from a 5/10 to a 7/10
post yfw eg lose against faceless
>>172816746
>>172816896
honestly fucking kill me famerinos
>>172816831
Increase agi gain, illusions now last for 16 seconds, illusion damage increased to 20%.
>>172816896
I don't have a face for that because I believe that they'll win against faceless.
Imagine if Singsing was the one playing Luna that game
>>172816896
>mfw you are wrong
pieliedie bounty
bone7 clockwerk
sing kunkka
KAIPI GOT THIS
>>172816896
>eg fans are too scared to imagine their team's inevitable demise and soon-to-follow disbandment
>>172816896
>mfw chinks assblasted by OGEG finals
>be sumail, #1 midlaner in WHOLE WORLD
>lose to a girl in a SF 1 on 1 match
JUST
>>172817339
GOELM GET YE GONE
>>172817202
>bone clock
MUH NIGGA RTEEZ
>>172816896
>our boy
>losing
no way thats happening, my man.
>iG.V or empire are going to be guaranteed 4th place
I don't know who you are, mysterious VP DDoSer, but I'm not sure I like this weird butterfly effect thing you've got going here
why do they keep on showing the total earnings a team made? Did Valve instruct them to do that so they can showoff how much a team can win?
>>172817404
>mfw RTZ went full tryhard against miracle and had a 22 min 1v1 and after his first death called GG (the longest 1v1 match of DAC)
>mfw miracle spammed "XD" in chat and pissed RTZ off even more
I didnt watch the chink match
are these games bo1 or bo3 now?
>aryan team faceless vs team ANELE
hmm who should I support /d2g/?
>tfw you just really want a OG vs EG finals again
Please god if you're up there, support my hontrash boys
time for black and his gook slaves to crush EG
>>172817772
not even a question
>even watching dota is boring now
can't wait to watch teams memeback off each other for 50 minutes as they try to push highground
wtf are those retarded chinese casters doing on the scoreboard
>>172817724
what about the scam use
rtz throws the game, could have gone further, but that requiem would be a kill if launched 0,3 earlier
>>172817910
magic show, lul
BabyRage
>>172817910
playing with their phones, being plastic
>>172817724
>implying you can out-mid a hontrash player
HONTRASH WW@
>>172817910having fun
I don't even recognize this game anymore aside from the hero models.
What the fuck happened?
Are there any alternatives to dota aside from HoN?
I mean HoN has been getting better ever since $2 sold it off to garena, but the damage has already been done.
>>172817732
They'relook on Liquipedia you dumb fuck.
>>172818339
bo1
>>172818360
don't listen to this guy, they are bo2
>>172817724
>get unlosable advantage in 1v1 sf matchup, just get upgraded boots before enemy mid and lvl 10 talent + aura and push tower, or farm a hood or some shit and just powerpush his tower
>waste it all by doing some shitty smoke play for no reason at all
it was glorious to watch though
>>172818234
if you can find a game as engaging and addicting/complexas dota 2, let me know.
>team r*ddit vs faceless
when do the GOOD teams play in REAL, NON-HONEYPOT tournament?
>>172817732
uncle ben, are we gonna finish painting that wall today?
Lol how short is arteezy he looked like a massive manlet right there
>>172818234
heroes of the storm
is EG our guys or reddits guys?
-Phantom Rush no longer provides bonus agility
-Phantom Rush now disarms enemy for .65/.75/.85/1 seconds
-Illusions carry half the effect
UNIVERSE
N
I
V
E
R
S
E
>>172816598
he has a history in videogame events back to 2002 so he must be doing something right
why do pros have so few commends? I have 1k plus commends and I am not even that good. I just understand the meta enough to tell people what lanes to go to, and flame them for stupid lane placement.
>>172818613
take a look at their frontpage
>>172818613
Reddit's. The only thing more redit was Secret when they still could qualify for something.
>>172817772
>Germany - Not Aryan
>Thailand - Junglemonkey Chink
>Singapore - Anglo
>Singapore - Anglo
>Singapore - Anglo
>Uzbekistan - Also a leaf
>Pakistan - Pakistani
>India - Indian
>Sweden - Not Aryan
>Denmark - Aryan
:thunking:
Cap is always way too comfortable and confident spreading his retarded opinions.
>>172818543
what is so wrong about being short?
every time purge speaks he brings up reddit
hmm, is purge behind the reddit killing of dota?
you can tell ppd is holding back on giving casters the business
is ppd on amphetamines? i've never seen him this energised and unfiltered before
fuck shrines
I'm okay with talents, but they can be less generic desu.
>10 damage
>200 health
who gives a fuck, just give that a statboost or something. Also makes for lazy balancing long term.
START THE GAME ALREADY
>>172818879
absolutely nothing
>>172818935
those coffee mugs aren't on the table for no reason
>>172818679
>>172818707
wtf I hate EG now
i like pepeD
>>172818981
Wood please.
Gold please.
11
>>172818980
its a choice u cuck
thats all that matters
go in direction a or b
>>172819070
rogan?
I lost ppd'd answer, what he said about this shrines questions?
>>172819116
>choice A is always better
>lol u have choice guys xD
START THE GAME ALREADY
START THE GAME ALREADY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suIHmqXVfTg
>>172819132
He said it could go either way. It doesn't really make it more simple or more complex, teams just adapt and change their playstyle around it.
>>172818489
STFU matumba you played like dogshit every game
>>172819131
Oh thank fuck I'm not the only one
Shhhhh
haaaaa
IF LYRICAL IS CASTING THIS SERIES I WILL JAM AN ICEPICK IN MY EARS
>>172819001
>EG kicks their only non-manlet after TI5 for shorteezy
>never makes it to Valve event grand finals again
Rly makes u thunk
>>172819001
get on my level tall ugly bro.
based sumail gonna embarrass these shitters
What's universe's background? same as sumail but born in america instead? arora is an punjabi name
>>172819284
this, cant wait
>>172819229
OD and Godz are, Lyrical is casting Empire v TBD
>tfw tobi and merlooboo are casting the 1v1 that will be on long after you've fallen asleep
>>172819001
tfw 6'4 virgin, while every manlet around me can get a gf
>>172818980
this is correct
talents are cool but they still need lots of work
however not EVERY talent can be some ''WHOA this is so UNIQUE what do I pick???'', a few straightforward talent are good imo, or everything would just be super chaotic
obviously buff/nerf talents that are always picked/never picked over time
>>172819321
Family's Indian, born and raised in Wisconsin. Not sure how many generations his family's been in the US.
>>172819395
Because that image is false.
How strong is this team
>Resolut1ion
>Suma1L
>UNiVeRsE
>JeraX
>ppd
>giving sumail invoker
Faceless giving the enemy team their heroes because they have a plan like gh on naga yesterday?
Has there been a venomancer so far in this tournament?
>>172819457
Fair enough, you need some balance variance as well, if everything is unique then nothing is unique, in a way.
>>172819221
thanks
post fat black
>>172819395
these pictures are made by insecure males. If you are confident in who you are and can make girls laugh/wet you are good bro.
Someone decipher the moon runes
>>172819395
lift some weights
>that cm cosplay
>"Hey she's not half bad"
>She moves her hand and shows off the Crimson Chin
CHOTTO
How do I avoid getting tilted?
>>172819568
Don't think reso fits there
>giving Sumail Invoker
I stayed up for this? fastest 2-0 ever
>>172819614
"fuck off back to middle-east"
>>172819612
ever seen a confident ugly person?
>>172819395
tfw 6'4 but have fucked over 30 women. bet you complain about your 2k teammates not being able to carry when you know how to pull and ward
>when the game is decided before the draft is even over
>>172819612
>walking at all
>>172819614
Says sumail is god. Which is strange because I am.
>>172819614
Sumail marry me
>picking clinkz into kunkka
well enjoy not being able to show yourself ever for fear of being boat raped.
>>172819568
>Rechokelution
>S-allah
>Uni-only good when SumaiL is already 1v5ing 15mins in
>J-God
>literal meme
>>172819706
But pakistan is pooloo land, not middle east
>>172819710
yeah the anime nerds at my highschool that got laid with pussy that was into anime.
They were made for each other.
>>172819701
>WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>172819612
i wish i was skinnyfat desu
>>172819349
thank fucking god
this is not an axe game
flame guard and magnetize will absolutely fuck him
you heard it here first
>>172819862
being awkward in amrica isn't that bad like being awkward in other countries
>>172819614
sumail 跳呀
=
jump, sumail !
sign next to it says 伞兵 , which means paratrooper
>Zai and Crit aruging with pings over where CM placed her ward
my boy Weppas finally getting the recognition he deserves
>be professional carry
>have to play lifestealer every single game
>giving sumail invoker middle
>giving universe axe
alright EG wins
>>172820007
My nigga
>>172819395
the images are made by guys who are 5'11.5 tall and think that being a certain height actually matters
or people who are sub 5'7-5'9 (the average heights for most countries) and are megamad becuase their 400lbs lardass weights on them so they cant even stand straigthjust be glad youre not a 6'8 fucking giraffe. I fucking with I was a foot shorter.
holy hell icex3 is so fucking dirty
i miss the days of him and mushi being literally the best two in the world
>>172820062
He's one of the most resourceful players I've ever seen, its obscene man.
>>172819612
>takes 2 stairs at a time
I fucking hate people that do that
youre not gonna get there faster you nigger, youre just wearing the stairs unevenly
>Playing Clinkz against famous number 1 Clinkz player in the world Arteezy, student of the EE blink Clinkz
>it's an iceiceice feeds but no one knows if it was tactical or not episode
saying iceiceice over and over as a caster's gotta be annoying.
>>172820263
He was trying to skewer him and life stealer on different sides of that little river so he could TP away
>when you realize Artour is single handedly keeping the game alive and popular in NA
>>172820297
ausfag here. godz has a lot more problems holding back the profanity dude
>>172820007
>>172820032
>finally got the recognition he deserved
what happened?kinda sad that people dont mention weppas and skrff more. Theyre ltierally the only 2 good obs in the world and theyre not sellouts either.tfw they'll be at GD Studio w/ Dad and James till James is kill
>>172820340
he just cant stop dickriding the asians
>>172820225
>>172819612
i agree, walking up 2 steps at a time is retarded.
walking DOWN 2 steps at a time, though...
>>172820424
they show a little infobox at the start of the match showing who's observing
>>172820424
>GD studio
Anon..
>>172820454
>walking down 2 steps at a time
anyone who down this deserves to break their neck.
>rtz hightest networth
?
At the 10 minute mark cr1t managed to finally get back to his starting gold.
>>172820685
hi reddo
jabz you fucking moron that kunkka kill was not worth it
reminder PPD said he would never let a shitter like Black^ onto EG
>>172820738
>implying it doesn't makes me happy
>implying my boys are not going to shit all over faceless
>>172820830
of course, he hires based on talent not a diversity quota :^)
>trilane axe gets blink at the same time as offlane magnus
NA dota lul
HOLY SHIT COMPLETELY OUTPLAYED
ITS OVER EG IS FINISHED HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>172820946
>twitch spam outside of twitch
I know its literally to get a ruse out of me but I actually feel a part of me dying just a little bit
>>172821154
Jebaited
>>172821154
LUL
>thinking Faceless have a chance
>>172821154
BABYRAGE BABYRAGE
>>172821154
Kappa Jebaited 4Head PogChamp
>>172821154
admiralW BabyRage PEEEDUUUUURRRR
Guys ive been busy for the last few days, when do liquid play?
>>172821281
>>172821263
>>172821210
>>172821196
>>172821371
I don't know what I expected
>8 minutes in
>mid medusa is still sitting in mid and not ganking, despite being level 7 already
jesus fuck, why do these retards even want to go mid?
>>172821387
Who?
>>172821387
kiev
>>172821406
>not watching eg vs faceless
enjoy your 100 minute doto
>>172821406
Not sure if bait or stupid
>>172821406
here is your (You)
>>172821154
>insert baby rage emoticon
>>172821394
you were expecting twitch chat to not be /b/ in one irc room
you were mistaken
>>172821154
ZULUL rtzW forsenE TriHard Jebaited gachiGASM
>>172821406
YOU ARE DUMB
MEDUSA IS NOT A GANKING HERO
SHE IS A FARMING HERO
SHE WILL GUARANTEE WIN YOU THE GAME AT 40+ MINUTES IF SHE FARMS ADEQUATELY WELL
ENJOY STAYING 2K FOREVER
Is sumailthe best mid in the world?
>>172821387
>Guys ive been busy for the last few days, when do liquid play?
Guys ive been EXTRA busy for the last few days, when do NP play?
>>172816896
That would be the 9th wonder of the world.
>>172821647
is my tuna salad the greatest in the world?
the answer might surprise you
>>172821647
one of the best.
miracle is hontrash and thus unbeatable at mid.
havent played a single dota2 game in 2 years but i watch every single EG game
>>172821371
i gotta admit "PEEEEEEDURRRRRRRR" posting does make me chuckle
>>172821736
nice
>>172821736
Welcome home dotoman.
>>172821784
and like any half funny joke it was ruined through people using it wrong and using it too often
>>172821695
miracle- isn't hontrash, you are thinking of n0honeypots
>>172821784
i like the alternate BSJ pasta
'you guys wouldnt say shit to BSJ at lan, cause he wouldnt be there'
>>172821695
Miracle's only played Dota and SC2, I think he was playing Dota 1 with the old guard like Misery in the Eu scene
>>172821960
>>172821878
well shit fuck me sideways
>>172822007
I'm not gay
>>172822052
this is d2gay tho
>>172822052
is it gay if its sideways?
>>172821695
the only relevant hontrash doesn't play anymore
RTZ
RTZ
RTZ
RTZ
RTZ
RTZ
RTZ
>This Naix
APOLOGIZE
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY FUCK
DOUBTING ARTZ
>DOUBTING ARTZ
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>DOUBTING ARTZ
OUR BOY
R T Z
>trying to bully artour
ARTURO
That was amazing.
>Doubting
>RTZ IS BAD
d2g BTFO
>"rtz is bad"
/d2g/ btfo once again
this is ridiculous LOL
>trying to style on the TEEZY
cool hero
that was actually pretty nice toggling r*dditors
ARTEEZY IS A MAD MAN
is RTZ our guy???
>GET FUCKED SEASHITTERS
GET FUCKED SEASHITTERS
>GET FUCKED SEASHITTERS
GET FUCKED SEASHITTERS
>GET FUCKED SEASHITTERS
GET FUCKED SEASHITTERS
>HE UNIRONICALLY DOUBTED ARTOURS SKILL
wtf lifestealer is literally invisible
>RP
>refresh
>arcanes
>mango
>no mana for RP
HAХУЙ TAК ПPИКЛAДЫBATЬ??
yeah dude that armlet toggling was hard as fuck to pull off
xD
>arteezy
ARTURITO
>THEY FELL FOR THE TEAM WIPE HONEY POT
I think arteezy just won them the game
>casters shitting on rtz because le funny babyrage meme
>completely outplays the entire enemy team CASTERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>replay of bully
ar fucking teezy
>using scripts to toggle armlet
Yeah, great players, right
>wow arteezy is so skilled dodging that uphill miss xDDD
>/d2g/ suddenly likes RTZ
I thought Arteezy was supposed to be reddit though?
Every time Faceless "wins" a team fight, it comes with a heavy price
THE GOAT
OUR FUCKING TEEZY
>>172822376
yeah
/d2reddit/ exposed
>>172822186
Damn shame, relegated to mere commentary status.
remember this gem
well that was something
speaking of bully does anyone have the Anti Lina Ranger cm pjc?
rtc and sumail are literally carrying EG
>"rtz stepping it up"
>plays a farmed lc
>only survives because black^ rolls 2x high ground misses in a row
yea mad skillz from arteezy
>>172822376
>not supporting whoever is funnier to shitpost about
you wanted that
BULLY STATUS?
>>172819395
Have you considered dating one of those manlets?
>arteezy
where are the dickriders now?
>>172822484
This
how new can you be
>>172822490
BULLIED.
>>172822447
>>172822463
that's their job
>>172822490
>just one pixel away from Regen
OFF THE CHARTS
>>172822474
?halberd
d2leddit exposed goddamn lmfao
>>172822547
and evasion talent
jabz stylin on you amerifats
that hot remnant action
DOTARDS!?!?!?!?!?!?!
RTZ GETTING BULLIED
this fucking shitter
>memeback
>>>/mlpol/160913
everyone get in here!!! we must push bronys back!!
Based chinks giving Faceless an easy lower bracket
PEEEEDURRRRRRRRRRRR
RTZ RTZ RTZ RTZ RTZ RTZ RTZ RTZ
that hex was so good
>fell for the bait
>get hexed
my fucking sides
how the fuck does he use sheepstick so fast?
>shift-click hex onto magnus to insta-hex icex3 so he cant RP
why is this allowed?
>that hex
how can i be as good as sumail lads?
>>172822881
casting hex on a target out of range immediately casts it on them when they enter into range
>>172822881
its called reaction time lad
>>172822881
theres a trick to precast it even if your target is a million light years away from you
>>172822881
mash it at the area you think he'll teleport
>>172822897
he didn't shiftclick shit.
>>172822930
this
this is actually the worst build
>>172822746
>bronys
you have to go back Miquel
serious question
whats the love story between Iceiceice and black? how long have they known each other?
ICE ICE ICE
TOGGLE THAT ONE RTARD
bullied
>>172822972
shut up and help us! we need help reclaiming our board.
>>172822947
lol
Holy shit that play was insane
>team wipe
holy fug the balls on them, jesus
holy fuck, the plays
nice match
honeypot lan bois
>invoker trying really hard to pull off cute combos
>pop bkb
psshh,,,nothin personnel...kid
time to bring back whendidegthrowlast.com
>>172823027
just stfu and enjoy the horsepussy
nsfw /mlp/ even for day is great, /mlp/ died when it went sfw
>less farm than the enemy offlane
what did rtz mean by this?
>>172823027
>implying it isn't a match made in heaven
just wait for this ember embracing crits+empower
this match is scripted btw
>>172822968
it's the worst since the enemy team doesnt care about magic
just one of those games where you have to go phys ember over magic memeber
>>172823110
>empowered hero with midas farms faster than non empowered hero
woah....
>>172823167
nobody cares
>>172823185
get back to playing arteezy
farm better
OG is going to win DAC if everyone is playing this badly
>>172823120
>>172823083
bronys detected
can't you see its shills trying to stifle discussion??
*spawns roshan conveniently for mahbois*
>>172822930
>>172822959
that's kinda fucking retarded if you ask me to be honest.
its ogre
>RP
>do nothing
what the fuck how did it take eg this long to win
*blocks your path*
I hope EG gets EHOMED this match
is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.
>>172823167
unlike your birth
>>172823342
because the previous RPs were followed up by
>rape
>doubting A-god
lmao@u
>>172823373
t. lina
>>172823373
is Rilay the crystal maiden.
>>172822881
>*precasts your magnus*
GET FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED
FUCK YOU
GET FUCKED
>>172823373
fuck off Lina
wow eg finally closed the game ! they are so good !
>literal who team challenges world champions
>gets dumpstered
what did they mean by this
>>172823501
that is seriously some league of legends tier casual babby shit
God, I'm surprised that Black managed to become relevant this game playing against BM axe and all that shit. iceiceice mvp
>>172823373
>someone actually save my pasta
wew
I want Faceless to win so bad
>>172823501
this moment and when they failed to kill arteezy 4v1 were the defining moments of the match imo, game could have easily been for fL if not for either of them
sumail's reaction time is insane
>>172823579
What kind of world champion is rtz? Has he won a TI?
>>172823583
>in game since inception of quickcasting
>complains because his dogshit team of subhumans gets put down
lmao i dont remember people bitching when kuroky did it in ti3, or ti4, or ti5, or ti6
Is EG the worst team?
>>172823583
>implying dota isn't even more casual than lolshit
>>172823592
He's a good carry.
What do I do if I have a sore throat?
Reddit IS worse than /mlp/ you disgusting redditors.
Rebbit offers absolutely NO intelligent discussion or debate. Every single board is an echo chamber and your vote system keeps it that way. Popular opinions are voted to the top, while unpopular ones get pushed down to the bottom where nobody reads them. And then you fucks have the gall to bring that bullshit to other sites where you think "Oh I'll just spout this meme" or "I'll just reply to this shitpost" because that gets you all the upvotes and attention that your fragile little mind wants.
>>172823583
>babys first precasting moment
go back to lol
>>172823662
>what kind of world champion is a-god
the kind who obliterates shit teams in other countries lul get fucked retard
>>172823734
suck dick
>>172823734
semen healing properties are quite common to combat sore throat
>>172823734
Tea and honey
>>172817879
tru
>>172823734
lemon + honey
if no honey you can replace with your own semen
>>172823734
semen is actually a wonder product, but if you don't want to do that, tea and honey is good senpai. lemon too.
>>172823742
nu-/mlp/ is pretty bad tho
there are people who unironically wear merch in public and create oc shit now
>>172823758
What shit team did he stomp to win TI?
>>172823869
>being a passive aggressive autist because your team lost
get used to it kiddo
>someone else is posting jojos now
>>172823761
>>172823789
>>172823793
>>172823819
>>172823849
Well I was planning on jerking off anyway
THE GOAT
H
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G
O
A
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>>172823708
I miss my underage days reaction time on games
>>172823178
nah
>>172823970
U-ALLAH
shut it down.
>>172823945
If you want to change your semen taste, eat lots of fruit and avoid meat whenever possible.
Good luck anon
>>172823920
>projecting animeNEETs buttblasted because their meme streamer can't win relevant events
>>172823990
why does reaction time lower as you age?
>>172823970
is universe one of the most stable players in dota history?
he has played at an extremely high level for fucking years now, i dont even remember the last time he WASN'T considered top 3 offlaners in the world
>>172823583
>literally a mechanic from reign of chaos, meaning mechanic is literally older than dota itself
>thats some league tier shit xd
kys, KYS!
You Come at the King, You Best Not Miss.
>ASHVIK : USA IS MADE OF GREAT PPL FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD IDIOTS
It's so funny to see immigrants/mexicans fight racism on the internet, top kek
>>172816458
Spirit Lance
-Now has passive component called "Spirit Pierce"
Spirit Pierce
-Causes all Phantom Lancer's attacks deal bonus damage. Damage type differs from illusion and real.
Bonus damage (Hero) : 10/15/20/25
Damage type : Spell
Bonus damage (Illusion) : 10/11/12/13
Damage type : Pure
>>172824083
>>172824083
>i dont even remember the last time he WASN'T considered top 3 offlaners in the world
CHOTTO
>>172824083
Secret.UNiVeRsE
>>172824083
He is, but he works wonders when sumail is in the team
>>172824165
oh god no
>>172823970
>pick the best counter to right click carries
>become MVP
>>172824117
He is right though, without brown muslim immigrants EG would be totally irrelevant.
>>172824165
>>172824173
>>172824176
>universe was the reason secret was shit
i'm sorry, how many TIs have you won?
look at this webm
>>172824190
know your fucking place
>>172824083
CHOTTO MATTE
Nutz should just give up on his position and become a human ward, at least wards don't feed.
>>172824217
the gane was over from the strat
>>172824226
neither are muslim
>>172824234
hes not even the best offlaner on his own team
>>172824078
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/brain-test-judges-how-old-you-are-based-on-your-reaction-time-a6729966.html
interesting read.
>>172824234
He wasn't the reason, but he was the one who made it very obvious that the team had no synergy among the players.
>>172824234
Secret wasn't shit. They were a top 10 team for sure, maybe even top 5. But when he was on Secret, Univeerse was definitely not a top 3 offlaner.
>>172824173
>>172824235
クソ馬鹿で外人でキモイよね
>>172824291
>independent
ehh I'll pass
>>172824308
Desu
>>172824291
>independent
d-d-dropped
>>172824263
There's a fucking documentary where Sumail caretaker has to change his plate because it has bacon. He's a fucking Muslim.
>>172816458
regen talent like tb
>>172824263
Mexicans aren't muslim.
Syeed(/Sayid) are muslim punjabis who even claim direct descend from Muhammed because they want to be arabs.
>same draft
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>zai and sumail have pictures of black ppl set as their dota pictures
what did they mean by this?
>>172824446
I'm sorry I'm not killing children in iraq for your MIC
>>172824461
>sumail has an ms paint picture of himself, his intellectual property
>zai has a photo of his physical property
everything seems to check out desu
>>172824461
Rap music
>lifestealer every game ecksdee
Great game dotards.
>>172824461
why are you fishing for anything remotely racial or political?
>>172824412
kek
>>172824234
he didnt make that iteration of secret shit, but he sure as hell wasn't a top 3 offlaner, and he can't blame that shit on his teammates
>there are peruvians in this thread right now
fucking kys
>>172824404
>Syeed(/Sayid)
Proof that he's a muslim punjabi
This Cap, Purge and PPD panel is pretty great
>>172824683
No one fucking cares go back to pol.
Ice Ice Ice ban
>>172824636
>>172824306
>>172824298
>underperforms SLIGHTLY at offlane on an international scale
>teams underestimate him
>rejoins EG
>dominates
you plebians simply cannot understand the dimensional chess tha universe, a deeply committed clannite and avowed supporter of discrete dota algebra
>oberlord
holy shit lol
>>172824690
The smug, the handsome, and the emperor
U N D E R P A N T S
>>172824078
>>172823990
didnt they find out that the rate that your brain deterioates in terms of cognitive shit and stuff blabla is vastly exaggerated?
like I remember a couple years ago people saying shit like ''there are noticeable differences between a 25 year old and a 20 year old male brain'',but that didnt make sense at all since chess players, e-sports players, reaction-time reliant athletes (which is practically all of them) normally PEAKED around their thirties, and plenty of them only retired as they approached their fourties due to injuries.
cant be arsed to google, but im 95% sure you shouldnt worry, just make sure you eat fish for omega3 and get plenty sleep and exercise, and avoid stress and stay happy
>best sisters
universe has been the best EG players for a long time
and lol, that roshan echo slam means nothing. that TI was trash vs a literally who team who was going to drop the ball soon and enough.l nothing in the world justify that attempt. weakest TI if we forget that joke that was ti4
but again, my boy universe is the most important EG player of all time IMO
assgaylord picked boys
>UNDERLORD
What did Faceless mean by this?
>>172824837
>cant be arsed to google, but im 95% sure you shouldnt worry, just make sure you eat fish for omega3 and get plenty sleep and exercise, and avoid stress and stay happy
This
if anything the FGC proves that the whole shit is exaggerated
Just keep your mind active and the aformentioned tips
>>172824803
They want buffs before the major.
man i fucking hate odpixel's face i dont know why
>>172824842
this is not true. zai was always better
>pick pitlord
>lose
nice game dotards
>>172824801
>NAME 1 (ONE) O N E TIME UNIVERSE WASN'T TOP 3 WORLDWIDE
>well theres this one time
>WTF STOP NITPICKING THATS RUDE
>>172824936
maybe you hate babyfaces?
>>172824842
>ti4
what a fucking abortion of a competition
deathball meta, games over in 25 minutes game after game
finals was a literal mirror match. both teams ran the exact same comp, exact same heroes, exact same everything. was a tennis match that was over in like 2 hours
>mfw people actually wrote enough to fill a novel trying to defend the deeply complex and highly skilled finals of "pick dk+pugna and take barracks before rosh respawns"
WHO /ADMIRAL KEKDONG/ STREAM HERE?
>>172824837
it's very exaggerated but I"m sharing my experienced. I'm a much better player overall, but that's because of improved self control and precision, but my the 0,3 seg flashy plays aren't happening. It deteriorates, sure it does, but you get better muscular memory and experience. That's why we peak at ~30.
But in a team, having a youngster pumping flashy plays on roles that enjoys this while the rest of the team is more consistent (supps), well'lad
>>172825017
frig off
>>172824985
>perfectly executing a plan of feigning weakness whilst also sabotaging competing organization
>not top 3
how are you this dumb
>>172824936
He has like a five foot gap in between his eyes and a neanderthal forehead.
>>172824815
you only mentioned Peter
>>172824837
I totally agree with you. I think it's mostly a meme but I don't have the patience yet to debunk this kind of shit.
Just think about it, do you think fighting games have a higher or lower reaction time than Dota? Or a fucking real fight? Because both have athletes peaking in their thirties.
Or think about chess. The most successful players reach their peak at around 25, considering win rate, but reach their peak rating at their thirties.
>>172824992
dont people rank it as among the best/peak of dota 2 ;^)
I honestly think the upcoming TI will be the best out of all of them. They've got plenty of time to work out the talent/fountain stuff and hero variance is bigger than ever (excluding a couple)
future's bright fampai
>>172825017
i used to hate bulldog because i was a navi fangay during ti3
he really grows on you, i genuinely enjoy his stream now. just use VLC since chat is absolute cancer, but you just cant hate this guy
game two is already over damn
>>172825154
imo hes okay, but sometimes I get the feeling that he really isn't enjoying the game very much and is covering it it through overmemeing, and watching someone else play a game they dont really want to play at times when I dont feel like playing myself is a bad combination
>>172825181
>laning stage
>mattering
>>172824992
Dont forget that it also had an unforgivably garbage system, that meant only 8 teams even played on the main stage
When will iceiceice get into a team that isn't full of shitters?
>>172825242
idk mane, if you lose all three lanes game gets pretty hard
>>172825017
I always rather listen to any actual player cast than a "caster". The difference in analysis is retarded really.
I wish black had a free farm lane one time kek
that aggressive lane was so obvious and this time with a bad matchup mid. why the fuck you do this faceless
>>172824256
>Refers to first post
fuck I was talking to my roomate
what happened mid? this ember is lvl 4
this nutz guy kek
>>172825226
i like when he plays others games too. his re7 streams were top tier
i mean he's been playing dota at a competitive/streamworthy level for almost 5 fucking years straight. his livelihood depends on it, he probably makes $500 a day from donations and subs a DAY, not even looking at sponsorships and shit
i think he's probably a really cool guy in real life, seems like he is confident and knows what he is talking about. not afraid to give his opinion, funny, and easy to fangay for
>tfw want the sinned arc to go well because genuinely like cuckdog
>>172825368
Lina destroys ember in lane. 1 dragon slave and he loses his flame guard
>>172825368
sumail happened
why arent we seeing pic related anymore? did icefrog finally nerf him into oblivion?
>>172825415
can't ember juke her ultimate though?
this is the worst draft iv ever seen
>>172825415
yeah but, thats what the draft is for, you get someone to save his ass in the first minutes
>>172825454
thats not untill lvl 6
>>172825454
Doesn't help you on lane.
>>172825226
>>172825397
>yells like an autistic fucking retard every 5 seconds
yeah grate stream
>>172825454
its pretty hard also you need lvl 6 for that
Nutz is so bad
this is just sad
>seamonkeys
>Facless turned into a 4k mmr shitter team after one loss
lmao
This is so bad I cringe
wow the crowd is pretty quiet I wonder why
a quick reminder of what we'll have soon
black pudge would give son fun at least
>crowd doesnt give a single fuck
How has empire looked the past days? Deciding between them and IG.V next match.
>>172825558
They always were 4k, look at their group stage result.
what a trainwreck
why do they keep sticking rtz on wifestealer
>SEA has the biggest playerbase
>oh yeah let's do the TI at Seattle!
Wow, good idea!
Would EG be better off without RTZ? I mean just play straight up 4v5. RTZ takes farm and exp that could be given to zai
>Liquid lost to this
how?
They have Kuro, they have Miracle, how they fuck did they managed that?
>>172825576
>that hesitant tap on aui's shoulder
>ppd already knows he's getting kicked
please someone stop this game
How early will EG win?
>>172825636
Because the hero basically plays itself.
>>172825663
They tried naga strat against the region that created it.
>>172825576
>ppd goes for a high five with aui but immediatelly pulls out once he realises its aui
>>172825660
what was that?:
>>172825647
Fuck off. you already have the philipines and if it wasn't for spooky it would have been worse than it already was
I'm more shocked that valve made a deal with perfect world again when they're blatantly corrupt as fuck, they should just host it somewhere on some island or something.
STOP THE MATCH
>>172825647
>Australia has the best players
>oh yeah let's do the TI at Seattle!
Wow, good idea!
not even sumail can throw this game, KEK
JUST CALL GG
>>172825663
honeypot lan
>>172825663
its just a kiev warmup dont take it seriously lol
>>172825735
Not even arteezy. One more game that his team won 4x5.
>>172825747
>>172825774
It's a convenient excuse for EG, but is Liquid actually known for saving strats?
UNPLUG YOUR CONTROLLER DAWG, UNPLUG YOUR CONTROLLER
FORFEIT MY NIGGA
>>172825663
They're actually shittier than you think, anon
>>172825663
Kuroky is dogshit and the reason Na'VI lost TI3
Jerax and Fata carried Liquid to some 2nd places but now even that isn't an option. Miracle is just some random guy who did what Fly told him to and got 9k mmr. Now Fly has another guy with 9k to boss around.
>>172825732
Sydney Major when?
>>172825723
but that's rotk not ferrari
>>172825723
>Puppey being this based and lovely.
What happened?
>>172825818
I still can't believe Ana is good. I just can't.
Adelaide major when?
>>172825723
lewd
>>172825857
>based
>lovely
dude he is literally putting a chinaman in a fucking chokehold in the middle of a group of people
Free farm LS, GG
Perth major when
>>172825819
I'd settle for a dota tournament with tier 2-3 teams if it took place in sydney
>>172825816
>>172825818
seems to be the case, since they lost to Team Faceless.
>>172825889
ana is good and they draft bad lanes for him on purpose. always pays off but jyrax is the biggest reason
>>172825980
Competitive dota right now is a complete and utter shit show. There isn't a real dominant team.
Maybe OG? I dunno.
>>172825889
if he can fix his fucking laning phase then he'd be ez tier 1 mid
as it is now, half of OG's losses are directly on the back of ana losing mid harder than he should, or losing a midlane that should be even
Alice Springs major when?
LS for rtz is like WK for EE lol
BLACK GOING BAG TO BEING FAT AFTER THIS GAME LMAO
SOMEONE DO SOMETHING, THIS BREAKS ANY MAN'S WILL
Aleppo major when?
>>172825964
WA doesnt exist, WST is not a time zone
oh but we need that mining and farming money thx
t. eastern states
Faceless are such fucking garbage.
Every time they play a good team they just choke.
>>172826089
mate you dont understand
our state government fucked up so hard they turned a mining boom into a recession in less than a decade
we're so fucked rn
TOO EASY
>>172825889
seems like they sack Ana's lane a little to make sure NoLans has a good early game. Ana's got decent mid game decision making but can't solocarry things like Miracle used to be able to do
>>172826124
and now china is taking over
I'm sorry for your loss m8
underlord seems really good, free tp back to base every 2 minutes
slardar and lina mane
>>172826006
That's actually a good thing.
I don't wanna have a German or Scottish situation, where it is basically a forgone conclusion that one specific team is going to win the cups every time and the more interesting aspect of it is who won't get relegated.
>>172826098
>EG
>good
>>172826174
they're going to win DAC and Kiev
screencap this
>>172826006
>There isn't a real dominant team.
but that's good, why the fuck would you want a dominant team
this is why china has a shit ton of teams and the west so few compared to them
naix metas are so disgusting
>>172825816
>>172825980
GodZ talked to them and they said matumbaman is not feeling well. He said he don't know of what the fuck is going on, and their team is trying to cheer them up. Liquid is also lost with their direction because, while Miracle is the best Invoker in the world, he's dogshit with other mid heroes. And Matumbaman can't play other positions to save his life. Remember those Matumbaman support while Kuroky played carry Drow? He couldn't stop feeding.
>rtz always feeding and farming like shit
>gets carried by sumail every game
just kick this shitter
>>172826196
They have the best pos 2, 3 and 4 but that won't be enough to beat OG. RTZ really dropped off
It's a RTZ trying his best to throw episode
when's shitaev getting kicked for fear?
>Rick and Morty season 3 just started
What the fuck dotards why didn't any of you tell me?
I refuse to believe a captain can draft such garbage, 2 games in a row. this had to be a throw.
>>172826304
fear is a thousand years old
>>172826327
u mean rick and (((morty)))
that rampage makes him good tho :PPP
>giving rtz naix
>RTZ is bad
>d2g gets proven wrong immediately
why are you so fucking mad dotards?
>a-god gets a rampage
>bulldog: "wow babyrage got a rampage quick post it on reddit"
>>172826302
>>172826282
>>172826264
>unironically hating arteezy
I want nu-/d2g/ to leave
>31 to 8
jesus fuck completely raped
>>172826341
Their hero pools outside of iceiceice are so small. Nutz can only play the cm it seems
>>172826258
>team liquid is easily a top tier team in the world
>''guys I cant play, we need to swap roles''
>''wtf?''
>they start losing to shitters all over
this is starting to sound familiar
>>172826327
No one gives a shit about some reddit-meme shows.
post the better sister
>>172826406
dont worry it'll be fixed once they kick Bulba
>>172826391
>nutz can't play vengeful spirit
>he can't play venomancer
>he can't play chen
>he can't play anything but cm
goddamn it nutz
>>172826421
Oh bois got more of this
>all these triggered seamonkeys
>>172826406
I consider myself a Dota conneseur, but I can't seem to remember when. I know this already happened before a team disbanded, but which?
>>172826258
So Matumba got Finnish depression?
Damn, hope he gets better soon, his team should make sure, he stays away from vodka and knives.
>>172826421
>cm loses to lina
>underlord loses to tresdin
>>172826498
Mushi teams always end up like that
>>172825576
FEAR BEING AWKWARD AS FUCK, PPD DOING PPD THINGS
this webm is based
>>172826421
best sister for sure
>>172826502
>So Matumba got Finnish depression?
Aren't fins among the most depressing countries in the world?
>>172826504
CANON
>>172826564
finland, estonia, and hungary are like the top 3 for depression and suicide in the world
mongolian genes hit hard and fast, but the finno-uguric empire will once again conquer the stars
>>172826498
Secret tried it for a little while chucking Artour on carry and Envy mid just before they flopped at TI6
>these faces that artour is making
was it autism?
>that high pitch voice
>obviously a femlet with a large head
eugh
>>172826498
I mean post TI6, liquid swapped players, got bulba couldnt win for SHIT, matumba and kuro swapped roles for god knows what reasons and nothing worked
then they got GH, things are going good, then suddenly, apparently, matumba decides he can't play naga (even though he most certainly can, GH naga is good though), and now they lose their juice, their chi, mojo is gone!
canadadoto best doto
>>172826564
pretty much. i'd be depressed too if all I had to look forward to in life is the bitter cold and working for nokia
>>172826534
Holy fuck, you're right. I used to love Mushi, but after watching Fnatic documentary I started to loathe him. A fucking piece of shit.
>>172826421
hnnng that back is so well drawn
>>172826625
>have a mongolian friend
>he's huge, all strongfat
>tender as fuck and gets his feelings hurt so quickly
>depressed for almost 3 years now
jesus you weren't kidding.
>>172816773
Watch vp.no[o]ne stream, he's great on dk and plays him a lot
Although he gets really pissed of so if you have small children or sibling who you don't want to expose to extended amounts of yelling and sweating in Russian I'd recommend turning down the sound
>RTZ struggling to figure out what to do with his hands
cute
>>172825889
He's not horrible after laning but he still dies fucking 1v1 pretty much every single god damn game like how is that acceptable
>>172826625
Actually is Lithuania (African suicides don't count)
http://www.worldatlas.com/articles/countries-with-the-most-suicides-in-the-world.html
>>172826564
South Korea is pretty high.
I was over there and EVERYONE fucking drinks. So much, it's ritualised into their culture.
But nothing tops Guayana. Every family there has at least that one member, who killed himself or herself.
>>172826775
Can't wait to partake in that. Heading over to Seoul on the 15th
>>172826771
lituania is a proxy state of finlandia
>>172826775
Aye, I thought I should mention that in my post about skorea but would be redundant
Those poor guys have been fucked to Confucius so hard they've lost any semblance of sanity, and their ubercorrupt government and machine-like business culture
>But nothing tops Guayana
Shit, I didn't knew that.
>>172826786
I want to fuck that dwarf the the right
>>172826658
You're right. Liquid was one of the few teams that used to run Naga on the safelane, like OG is doing right now. Whatever the fuck is going on, they need to snap out of it.
lads
lads
lads
>liquid
>>172826391
the CM wasn't even the issue, they first-phased ember two games in a row, and they got the same response, a first-phase naix, better double down on the magic damage and pick fucking morphling, and fuck the lockdown, we don't need an initiator, lets replace the mag pick with a fucking pitlord.
christ, I think most tier7 battlecup champions can draft a more comprehensive lineup, its just pathetic and I simply don't believe that a single person in that booth didn't say "what the fuck are you thinking picking this shit again?"
is /our girl
/ Lina finally back in the meta?
>>172826832
>lituania is a proxy state of finlandia
Actually is polish clay which tops Finland too
>>172826842
me3
Liquid is trash
>>172826896
yes
>>172826786
>tfw no cute Chinese gnome gf
>>172826883
i think they should've picked ursa instead of morphling. PA could've worked too.
>slacks in the background
thank fuck we don't need to watch it, those poor chinese forced to watch it, cant even mute it out
>20 minute break before the all communist affair
Come on man it's like 5am
>>172826990
lmao. PA against a Lina. what's that STR gain on PA again son?
>>172826829
Fun fact, if you are a tee-totaler they will consider it as something rude, because in addition to drinking so much, they can't handle their alcohol, so embarrassing secrets are bound to be spilled.
Not drinking means, you refuse to let your guard down, so better have some Russian genes with you.
>>172826841
You know, we tend to laugh about North Korea and how bizarr it is, but once you experience how things are handled in South Korea, you'd know that what they do in North Korea is a typical Korean thing to do.
>>172826994
chinks love slacks because he perfectly fits the "big ugly dumb american" view they have of the west
post your dota waifu while we wait 22 minutes
>>172827059
>view
"VIEW"
>>172827080
>>172827059
Slack's doing a pretty good job.
The Chinese government should pay him for that
>>172827080
>>172827050
My brother
They really aren't that different aside from radical worship of the kim jung dynasty.
Also as a bit offtopic I still can't believe porn is verboten there, so they'll have to do with k-pop or watch it in movies
I love Lina because she's hot! I bet she makes a lot of anons hot as well!
>Lina sets are getting expensive
Fuck you flavour of the month pickerssss
>>172827080
>>172827080
>>172827201
>Korea is fucked
rip League of Legends
>>172826460
RTZ is like the perfect combination of not being white, but still not looking too turky/slavy
>>172827237
that's a hot pic mind if I save it?
>>172827276
>she still doesn't have a new model
jesus
>>172827319
what is rtz native language?
>>172827320
Only if you post more of her cute sister!
>>172827364
Feeder
>>172826990
anything would have been better than the garbage they picked, and that's my issue with it, that imo was one of the worst game of dota I've seen in years on the mainstage of a decent budget tournament, completely outdraft, in fact you could replace all of EG's players with literal 5k's and still win because of how bad FL's draft was.
god damn I wish Black and ice3 would quit this team and become meaningful players again.
>>172827080
>no lina inverse hero
>>172827369
here you go
>>172827201
desu anime is a real disease and they deserve those bad things happening to them
btw faceless sucks dick and I hope they disband, losing to artour in 2017 is just pathetic
>tfw dutch
>sheever involvement in the dota 2 scene
happy for her desu. although I've never heard her speak dutch
>>172827420
Super cute!
>>172827237
>>172827420
>>172827513
stop making me want to fap
Chappie looks drugged as fuck, holy shit
remember when Empire were the #1 ranked team in the world and routinely beat EG and Navi in decline at lan appearances. Come home Silent
>>172827335
>remodel wr
>make her canonically part of the itty bitty titty comittee
no thanks
just fix her spine and give bustranger
>>172827586
But anon don't you want to stroke yourself right now? Could you imagine those flames of just being near Lina? It would drive your cock insane!
Is that a real crowd not a hologram?
What´s the difference between eastern european dota and chinese dota
>>172827669
It's not just her spine, almost everything needs a touchup in someway. I don't really care whether shes flat or busted, she's not my waifu
>>172827701
>Faceless lost because Winter got trapped in the middle of a crowd of holograms
hiii any girl for hot sex here????
>>172827472
she sounds really strange tbqh
its like the equivalent of a dutch person getting their english accent from watching english or american tv
she has a fake sounding dutch tv accent
>This is an 8/10 in EU
She used to be cute but im afraid shes aged like milk,
when are we going to throw away the carton and pick up Sjokz or some chinese QT who can speak both languages?
>>172827742
on her model though, iirc somehow valve flipped the "spine" upside down or sideways or some shit, so the breasts actually have no structure to themthere was a reddit post on it showing a busty ranger like a year ago
>>172827751
Usually dutch people who speak english sound worse than her(have you seen our minister prime minister? lel), her is a little bit, refined? detailed? I'm not sure
My accent is unrecognizable and I'm dutch, sounds regular american, no upward pitch either, but I did grew up learning it in that way because of vidya.
>>172827751
most europeans i heard have fucked up english accent
>>172827617
BOCHKA
BASS
KOLBASER
RAZ
RAZ
ETO HARDBASS
>>172827796
replace her with soe please
>>172827852
minister president*
>>172827910
The things I would do to that little nympho slut
>>172827910
are all eurotrash woman are such whores?
>Comfort heroes
My niggas.
>>172827910
Please no, let her stay with blizzard, holy shit.
>>172827961
>get an MKB PLZ
typical traitor trying to undermine their success.
>>172826716
He's done nothing wrong. As much as I like Jimmy, he was definitely in the wrong in most of their conflicts and you can tell that Mushi just wants to retire with an OK tier legacy.
>>172827910
>Gaben spending more than a single dollar to try and buy out literal Blizzard property
You'll take BADSJOKZ and youll keep buying AWUL HATS and YOU WILL LIKE IT!
>>172828152
>retire with an OK tier legacy.
Mushi and Loda should accept being living memes and stop trying to change things.
>>172827749
yes
Mexicans Rejoice at Construction of a Wall to Keep Out Americans
fn got this shit
>phantom assassin
>>172828351
FN
?
>lyrical
who is? I haven't played since the last TI.
>>172827319
>tfw mostly serb
>look just like Arthur but slightly different facial hair patterns and ~4 inches taller
Am I a mongol rapebaby too?
>>172828447
some fat spic LD got on the cheap
>lyrical
dropped
>>172828447
Our Jews replacement and I'm not even joking since he casted a grand final lan that you know LD was supposed to cast.
>Chappie is on a pro team
>Chappie is playing PA again
This nigger is dumb as hell.
>>172828483
>>172828527
I see. Well then guess I'll take a shit in the meanwhile
offlane is the new safelane, how do we fix this bros?
>>172828473
Africa begins at Calais, Mongolia begins at Rhine
EVERY DAY
>dogsh1ts
Are Team Empire /OurGuys/?
>>172828373
>please stop..
new lina isn't fun
>>172828587
add a new lane
>>172828587
Another shrine near the sideshop
Based Slavs
>>172828587
towers also double as shrines
>>172828869
it's like you haven't seen empire vs goodIG
>>172828587
every siege creep is now a shrine
>>172828587
you can buy deployable shrines at the sideshop now
is CIS vs China the best possible matchup? this shit is fire yo
>>172828587
everyone can use all the shrines
>>172828587
Ice fraud I hope you are reading the responses, and fix your fucking game.shrines were a mistake
>>172828587
Using shrines gives a 40% chance of creating an additional shrine
>>172825663
Fly said in an interview that Miracle actually isn't the most confident person. Kuro's toxic environment causes issues for him.
>>172829051
only one team can activate each shrine but both get the heal. makes fighting around shrines wonky as hell
>>172827201
Fun fact, if you want to browse the internet, you need to register with the same number issued in your Korean passport.
So yes, they track everything, including to what you fap to.
>>172828587
change sideshop to a shrine
>>172829057
Or atleast reduce them to 2 for each team instead of 7, jesys
>>172829117
>Kuro's toxic environment
story? Miracle seems like the textbook introvert genius, who just needs the right environment to allow him to bloom
>>172829051
and i mean legit everyone can use the shrines
>killing ancients
>they trigger or you trigger shrine
>both of you gets healed
>if you have a sight or the enemy at the shrine and a wave of your or your enemies creeps see it they'll use it to refill their hp back
there fixed dota for you
>>172829158
>including to what you fap to
Except porn is blocked in Korea. You need a VPN to bypass it.
>>172828373
>satanic
>skadi
>bfly
>aegis
>wisp
disgusting
>Using shrines cost gold
>Shrine cooldown lowered
I fixed dotards 2
>>172829185
call me a retard but I JUST NOW realized why midas is too popular today: YOU CAN'T LOSE EARLY WITH SHRINES. MIDAS CAN'T BE A BAD INVESTMENT.
big patch after Kiev or I swear to god Ill kill myself on cam
>>172829241
so 4chan is banned in South Korea?
Holy shit what a dystopian shithole.
>>172829290
I swear I've seen S.Korea flags on pol. maybe it's 4chan prime users trolling
please tell me one of you webmd KingR's autisticly rubbing his face
>>172829241
Isn't it legal to watch but not to make or distribute or something?
>>172829259
>Al the Chemist's cousin manages the shrine and demands money
>Al the Chemist gets a discount
make it happen icefrog
>>172829290
4chan isn't banned but apparently /gif/ is if you don't use https.
>>172829362
I don't know I am just repeating what I read on a /vint/ thread on Korea where they were discussing video games. Apparently all major porn sites are banned and they redirect you to the Ministry of Gender Equality and Family.
Sounds exactly like 1984
>>172828679
ofc, the panel has their carry muted ingame
What a fucking disaster.
>that move so close to being good
-Cap explains CIS in one sentence
Real question why is monkey king in CM right now?
>>172829478
because shrines are in captains mode.
>>172829241
just watch female kpop groups instead?
MK is so fucking OP
>>172829478
What's wrong with him?
It's not like he has goodfisure that deals a billion damage
Or an ult that can permastun people
Or UNLIMITED mobility from lvl 1
cyka blyat davai
>>172829520
I like my porn with nipples and not 100% cocktease all the time.
>>172829478
because this isn't a valve event. if he's too fucked up they'll remove him for kiev
>>172829518
underrated comment
>>172827201
The funny thing is, if people could access to porn, the female president would still be president and her party she's head of would still be the ruling party.
This way you take away the means for your plebs to be distracted and busy with, so they go to the street and oust you.
Heck even China recognised the usefulness of Mongolian flicker books. I once saw a bus doing commercial for a Chinese Yuri manga (or whatever they call it in Chinese) painting both protags on the sides.
>>172829639
does that mean the next guy running for minister could just say 'ill unblock porn' and win by a landslide?
>>172829520
kpop is the most unappealing thing I've seen ever.
>>172829158
jesus fuck, and this is what they want to enforce onto other countries
mad men
>>172829712
>kpop is the most unappealing thing I've seen ever.
>>172829205
He's repeating what both historical baby ragers said about Kuroky. Arteezy and xboct. You know, the team hopper and the thrower.
>>172829695
First he must remove the shadow government and kill all those cultists.
>>172829639
On one hand I want Empire to win this tourney, because they are not in Kiev and because I want full davai Doto to be back.
But if they do, all the other organisations will pick Empires squad apart like vultures, because they do it every time, Empire manages to pick up a successful squad.
Holy fuck King Rubick with the treejumping
>>172829695
Nah he's most likely another puppet like her to be placed in by those megacorporations
>>172829639
Right? Jesus christ
>>172829770
do they know they're porn actresses?
>>172829770
Now just imagine her sucking off all those fat old studio execs.
rubick stealing tree hop is probably worth the entire MK hero
>>172829770
I find that revolting knowing that none of them have passion in what they do, the procedures they must under go to become a kpop star (including sucking corporate cock) and their complete plastic and hollow personality/lifestyles and that they're only placed there as marketing tools
Nothing about them is appealing.
What's actually the AVR MMR for this thread?
I feel it is kinda 5K or even lower
Leave the chinks to me.
>>172829904
<2k
Empire.Sing
Give me 1(one) reason to not build s&y(goodskadi) on every carry that doesnt need manta.
>Picking 10% Evasion over 10% MR when you have PA on your team and the enemy team has a fucking Lina
>>172829904
I havent played in awhile but it was 4750 2 years ago
I hear the mmr rating is a bit changed lately and now almost everyone is in the 4k region or something?
Empire players look like the fucking McPoyles
>>172829904
Much lower. I'm at 3.5k, it think that's about the average
>>172829942
Because its badskadi
its 31minutes into the game and jugg is only level 16, the fuck am i reading
>>172829938
ee zee katelotka
>>172829942
I thought everybody hated S&Y. What did they change about it that makes it so great now?
>>172829990
All russians have fetal alcohol syndrome + they cross breed with mongols
>>172829990
The McPoyles are unironically /fa/
>>172829639
>the female president would still be president and her party she's head of would still be the ruling party.
The female president isn't the president cause she fucked up and listened to mother fucking shamans.
>>172829949
Nah, 4,2k is 90th percentile
>>172829695
I think in Korea the President has more power than the Prime Minister.
Also I'm not sure, because traditionalists and neofeminists are running rampant through this country.
But there lies the hypocrisy, because people who are vocal about porn are almost always secretly enjoying it (I cleaned their computers from viruses) and neofeminist existence kinda depend on latching on certain media and for the target group they usually hate buying and consuming said media.
Basically running on a pro-porn platform won't win you anything, but pissing of the few who do enjoy it won't do you much good either.
>>172829949
3k is still the average, the top 1% move up from high 5k into 6+k, but thats kind of irrelevant in the grand scheme of things
>>172830054
its been buffed like 3 times in a row and yet people still don't give a fuck about it. manta is just much stronger for the counterplays and just general outplay potential (dodging an RP, etc), sny gives you nothing but a novelty slow, and on an agi carry what the fuck is the point? even on lifestealer I'd rather buy manta.
>>172830067
>listened to mother fucking shamans.
Don't think she had much of a choice, shes just a front for cabalistic animal worshiping monsters
south korean politics is well and truly fucked, I have no idea how my friends survive there
Anyway, back to doto
>>172829904
>5k
literally every matches posted here were normal bracket ever since EG's championship lured all the 2k redditors here
>>172830067
She's the daughter of former SKorean dictator who was fucking raised by them.
The entire affair is a shitty anime plot
>>172830246
>>172830131
Glad we can agree that Korea is fucked.
>Yaroslav Naiden
>tanslation: Yaroslav Found
What did Miposhka meant by it? Who is Yaroslav and why did he get lost in the first place?
>at 20% hp for 15 seconds
>have cheese
>die
???
>PA is a bad pick guuys
look at these guys getting fucked in the ass. holy shit.
>>172830324
His surname is just a common for every Slavic language word meaning to find, and they just had his surname translated with Google
Just hilarious
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Damn this aggressive Empire is like the old MVP Phoenix.
Immaterial girl!
>rush high ground until someone loses
classic russians
Is empire the last EU hope?
>>172830324
A legendary Russian hockey team which crashed their plane into a river and was lost.
>this deathly quiet chink crowd
>that chinese panel
JUST
>>172830490
OG?
>>172830490
eg is still fighting anon
>finals on a weekday
I'm struggling to understand the logic here
>>172830547
OG isaustralia
>>172830474
I miss old MVP and KDL
>>172830562
EU not Eurasia
TOLD YOU
PHANTOM ASSASSIN IS THE BEST GIRL
GET FUCKED IGV
>>172830247
>Outplay potential (WTF?)
what do you mean WTF? you've never manta-dodged an ability before? and you say I'm the one struggling in at 5k? lol.
real talk though, SnY is only good on a few heroes, Abyssal+manta are both better buildups, SnY may give you a little bit more movespeed but the only unique thing about is the maim, without an active ability or something, it really doesn't offer much.
if you need to tank up you just go vanguard and upgrade to abyssal later, if you want to outplay people or if the enemy has silences manta is much better.
this is doubly true for the current melee meta heroes, the only ones who are picked that can get away with a SnY are ones with built in magic immunity or rapid burst (naix, troll, jugg)
>>172829942
Echo sabre exists. You have to REALLY like movespeed to want sny.
Every mid matchup has been sf vs invoker this patch. When is froginice going to fix this shit?
>>172830704
1 week before Kiev
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>172830756
fucking manlets baka
sheever is 180 at most
>>172830501
Holy shit that's actually dark
>>172830756
Kek fogged is the only one that fits in these chink sized chairs
>>172830756
She's a big gal
>>172830513
Not even complimentary cheers for better relationships with Putin.
Because they need them, if they want push their island claims in the South Chinese Sea.
>>172830704
theres like 7 viable mids this patch imo, it isn't surprising. SF, PA, Ember, OD, Invoker, Jug, Lina, and HoHo HaHa man, every other one has been repeatedly nerfed into being niche picks.
>>172830756
Amazon princess
>>172830756
majestic
>>172827472
here is a video of her speaking dutch
https://youtu.be/KW0nGLP2vsY?t=5m34s
>>172830756
Brynhildr
>>172830756
She looks big cause the camera is using fish eye lenses. Even redeye looks bigger too
>>172830667
>trying not to win but only to dodge the skills with manta calling it outplay
NA servers players in a nutshell
>>172830756
I want to be manhandled by Sheever
>>172830950
Sounds like mutilated German, to be frank
>>172830984
do you even play this game? post your dotabuff.
>>172830950
Disgusting language
>TFW Sheever is Dutch and past her prime breeding years she has a dried up womb
>TFW the Netherlands native Dutch are an ethnic minority in their own country
Pretty ironic.
>>172830982
no it's not
>>172829117
How is Kuro toxic?
He always seems like a chill guy.
>>172830950
man, thats really not hot
i might reconsider future sheever induced boners
>>172831118
he's a raging iranian manlet
>>172831056
Pretty sure the original guy that posted that deleted his post out of shame and took a cold shower.
>>172831134
kek
>>172830950
CUTE
Warrun is meta again. But CHIPENKO is in the dumpster. Sad!
okay bioware facial leads
what's up with his nose
is there a competent meepo player in Empire? seems like a waste of a ban
>>172831279
That nose is far too white and angular to be bioware. Make it fat and rounded like a niggers nose that is what Tumbrlware does these days.
>>172831314
Fucking retarded. They got the best Meepo in CIS.
>>172831314
chappie is abed of CIS
>>172831353
>>172831398
which one is it really?
these empire kids as just as old as Ramzes666 but Ramzes looks so happy while these dudes look straight outta industrial acid rain siberian shitholes.
>Crappie playing PA again
These gooks better win.
>>172831450
Chappie, I saw fn play it too but chappie is better
what is THE meta hero right now?
>>172831534
Naix
>>172831534
Lion
>>172831534
>>172831556
support-cuck lmao
>>172831534
Earth Spirit
>50 seconds shrine
This lane is fucking over lmao
>>172831534
meepo
as long u really good at it
>>172831604
>Never played mid Lion
Pls go.
>>172831692
>mid lion
>>172827201
>video game disease
Rich coming from a country, that believes in Fan Death
>ganking alchemist
wut
Is it bad that I build Vlads on almost every hero? It's so good at everything, 1v1, jungling and general utility
>>172831534
All hero with arcana.
>>172831859
>implying zues is in the meta at ALL
delete this
>>172831750
> Spike + Drain = win lane
See what a hero like Witchslayer does with mid GPM and XPM before you talk.
>>172831859
>lina
>these fucken alch taunts
>>172831885
He will. Nimbus is pretty strong.
>memepush
gaay
YO we need a new thread boys
>>172831915
Do you even watch DAC?
>>172831915
?
She definitely is
>game is so good noone remembers to make a new thread
alive game
new bread
>>172832054
>>172831857
in pubs, vanguard is better at everything except for solo roshan and small mana regen and stats bonus and also can be upgraded into abyssal
how do i become a good jungler that doesn't afk farm for 20 min while he team is playing 4v5.