/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

Vox cloaca

first for honk

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>There are people who actually support and want attack animations to stay

>>172815785
>completely optional
Kill yourself.

>>172816487
>wanting attack animations at all
Unironically kill yourself.

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i want to be big

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>>172816487
I've compiled a list of some servers that might be more up your alley.

byond://baystation12.net:8000
byond://bagil.game.tgstation13.org:2337
byond://sybil.game.tgstation13.org:1337
byond://lljk1.goonhub.com:26100/
byond://lljk1.goonhub.com:26100/
byond://game.yogstation.net:4133
byond://play.ss13polaris.net:4000

I'm sure these can accommodate your play style, you fucking faggot.

>>172816848
>play style
It's purely graphical, continue to be brain damaged though.

>>172816874
>purely graphical
Wow, you really are retarded.
You do realize that attack animations are part of the ongoing casualization of combat, right? You don't have to pay attention to anything anymore when you can just see who's humping who.
Fuck off to TG. Nobody wants you here.

>>172818483
>casualization of combat

>le qol means casual meme
why are you playing a video game?
go play d20 rpgs

>>172818548
Its just shitty bait from worthless assholes that want us to have a server stuck in 2013 forever.

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>>172818483
>visual feedback
>bad
It literally does not change how many points you get when you click on their sprite, stop being a whiny baby

>>172818483
pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft hahahahaha

aprils fools is over kiddo

>>172818483
Combat is pretty fucking casualized right now with it consisting of just whoever stuns the other person first.

>>172818548
>>172818586
>>172818627
>>172818652
>a gigantic update to how combat works
>quality of life
>when you can alreaady tell who's attacking who if you bother to glance to the right for a second instead of just 'lmao humping animation TIME FOR TOOLBOX HAHA'
Fuck off, faggots. Quality of life does not apply to spessmens anyways. Stop wanting everything to be easy, stop wanting shit spoonfed to you. All you want is for /vg/ to follow the leader and become yet another shit tier TTT server like everything else on the market these days.
Fuck you. Go back to TG or whatever other shithole you got banned from.

>>172818721
hehe xd

I actually DO want to go get banned on a shitserv.
Recommendations?
I was thinking maybe smashing lights, tearing up piping and ruining local atmos.
Little things that will take a while to notice.

>>172818721
Go play on old /vg/code with the RPD having no favourites menu or layers, the chem master being a janky piece of shit and poop being a thing you crybaby

>>172818721
And people wonder why we don't have coders making good updates.

When it's obvious its because even if you make optional content that doesn't even affect them autists will come out of the woodwork to attack it.

>>172818858
>RPD
>>172818721
go back to before we added the RPD and sit on your throne of skillful pipe dispensing

>>172818869
>doesn't affect them
Unless, you know, I have to get into a fight around faggots who do have attack animations on.

>>172818858
>any of that except poop
>bad
There was literally nothing wrong with the RPD, and there was DEFINITELY nothing wrong with the chemmaster. If anything, there's even more wrong with the chemmaster nowadays since it's built for autistic orange-striped faggots who think that their SUPER EBIN MEME MIX/PILL will save medbay even when literally no sane doctor will bother using it.

breaking news: anal shitposter is furious that we're playing a video game and not a board game

>>172819103
>lmao its JUST A GAME i play it FOR FUN why are you mad??? *bombs the station with new and improved casual meme mix*

Go play on TG faggot

Is it just me or the lag got worse in the last few days?

>>172819194
>the added "challenge" of needing to equate context in the text box with context in the game world just a little bit more is VITAL to /vg/station's existence, and I will not have anything that reduces it!

>>172816809
ick ock ban he

>>172819194
please write an essay on why having animations is bad but having sound is good

>>172819382
Yes, it is in fact vital retard.
It's one of the few aspects of /vg/ combat that wasn't casualized until today because it required you to take your eyes off the fight and think for a second.
Now that's gone, and /vg/ is literally one disabler beam from being nothing more than another TGcode clone.
>>172819448
>two completely different things are somehow related because you have no argument aside from 'muh funzies' to continue casualizing /vg/ combat
One is a complete and total change to combat as a whole. The other is literally completely irrelevant to anything.

>>172819596
>sound is irrelevant
just get out

>>172819621
There is literally nothing about sound that will increase your awareness or knowledge of the round that other aspects won't alert you to first.

>>172819596
How is it a "complete and total" change to combat? It's basically the same as making all combat-related text bold and in red: a minor but significant change intended to make it easier to recognize that combat has begun, and who has instigated it.

>>172819695
>you can't hear lasers, toolbox thwacks, explosions, and gunshots from offscreen

serb?

ded?

Fuck, this round was great too.

IT'S HAPPENING

ded2soon

DUDE
GIANTS
PHORON
LMAO

HULKS KILLED SERBIAN

Broken version its shit

What do you do when nothing is fun anymore and your only reason to get up in the morning is gone

>>172819975
get swole

>>172819975
Server jump every so often.

>>172819975
Find another thing to sperg out on. I hear HellMOO is fun this time of year.

>>172819975
I read the edgy far right blogosphere

All my hard work
Secured valids
Gone

>>172820108
>no ultra clean station

>observe game
>diona with meme name hopped up on hyperzine
>he's warden and has gun(s), a hardsuit/riot armor, and is outside of the brig when there's no threat to the station or really anything wrong at all
>seen this same shit at least 4 times now
clearly he's playing the job and race for an enriched role playing experience :)

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At least I got to finish my bar.

Thank you to whoever collected all those bobbleheads and the people that stopped by.

Albert, were you antag or just shitter?

>>172819975
Drink a lot

>>172819975
Go outside and exercise.

>>172820135
Ahelp if you feel he needs a jobban.

>>172820141
fuck lol

>>172820141
GAINS

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>>172820108
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Llf6t6KgQqY

>>172820131
Of course not, I was leaving bodies in maint lockers

is up

>>172820015
You heard wrong.

>>172820418
"Fun" is the wrong word to use, you're right. "Capable of devouring your attention" works better.

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>>172820141
me in bottom left

>>172820189
I might do that if I see him keep pulling that shit on code green. I honestly can't think of a more powergamey thing in this game.

>>172820489
birds go home

>>172820548
yeah, he asked for hyperzine since minute zero but he was a warden sitting in brig almost whole shift before hulk valids happened so it didn't matter that much anyways

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>Last years april fools was skeletons
>This year we get invisible plasma and the game running bad

Why

>>172820503
I wanna fuck that cargo tech

>>172820653
>it was invisible whole time
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
fucking medbay shitters didn't even rightclick

>>172820673
Same, did you give her a heart?
I did.
i have dibs.

>>172820135
So, the typical static player?

I just wanna read previous round ahelps

>>172820809
I was afraid to approach her because she was doting on a man the size of the entire cargo bay
I am ashamed that I will never be that huge

>>172820885
this

> running around in space as suited sec trying to catch some rogue atmos nigger who stole the spare
> he has a jetpack and I don't so I don't really have a chance
> some trader flies past me with their shiny nitrogen jetpack
> tell them I need to "give" them "something"
> pass 'em an electrode and strip them of their jetpack then fly away
> they then actually go all the way to the brig to complain
Traders will never learn.

>>172820885
http://game.ss13.moe/logs/2017/04-April/01-Saturday%20admin%20only.log
they are up, get em while they're fresh

>c*ders port a ton of april fools shit
>it breaks the server
>they port more
>server breaks more
>probe, the self proclaimed headmin and coder master, ignores it all and fucks off.

>>172820503
Me on the right!

>>172821008
STACKING HULK IS ALRIGHT BECAUSE COLLAPSING RESETS IT ECKS DEEEEEEEEEEEE 123

>>172821008
Port?

[23:25:27]ADMIN: Zealotron/(Test Dummy) has toggled Soose's HULK block off!
[23:25:48]ADMIN: Zealotron/(Test Dummy) has created a command report: Good thing we have nanobots in all of you.

The HULK gene is now OUTLAWED.

[23:25:55]ADMIN: Zealotron/(Test Dummy) has toggled VonZippenstein's HULK block off!
[23:27:05]ADMIN: Zealotron/(Test Dummy) has toggled Buxus's HULK block off!
[23:27:12]ADMIN: Zealotron/(Test Dummy) has toggled IAGFPRMF's HULK block off!
[23:28:01]ADMIN: Zealotron/(Test Dummy) has toggled Hobo Robo's HULK block off!
[23:28:24]ADMIN: Zealotron/(Test Dummy) has toggled Saganprime's HULK block off!
[23:28:27]ADMIN: Zealotron/(Test Dummy) has toggled Elon Musk's HULK block off!

Zealotron confirmed for no fun

>>172821008
fuck off kolith

>>172821307
it ran its course, please, my brain couldn't handle it anymore

>>172821342
I'm not Kolith.

Have you seen the server today? Everythings broke but the C*ders are worried about their joke prs.

>>172821450
I had to see it to the end, I hope your eyes are better now pal.

>>172821603
>im not kolith
>but im going to keep writing c*der and hes the only one thats constantly shitposting about coders like that in the thread
either you are or youre a dumbass that listens to him and thinks anyone cares

>mfw geneticsist is relevant again thanks to some random bug that was randomly discovered few rounds after adding big hulks

>>172821848
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/14515

was relevant again

Bunnygirl outfit and waiter/waitress bartender alt when?

>>172823134
Fuck off strawberrytan
Go get impregnated on vore again

herb

>>172823134
When you sprite it.
Preferably before the sixth so I can turn nuke ops into bunny ops.

>>172824745
Nuclear Easter Bunny. Do something with the pop-out cake code so that the nuke bunny can lay an Easter nuke.

>>172824159
Maybe later

>cluster makes a pr to add attack animations
>calls it a pr to add trains


I'VE BEEN TRICKED

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I've been gone for a few hours, how were people stacking the size increase from hulk?

Did clicking the button make you bigger even when it was on cooldown?

I really wish I had gotten to see that.

>>172826476
>tfw we didnt actually get cargo trains too

also I think most of us were amused by that since the people who always rage about shit rarely read the actual code.

>>172826580
I trusted coders, never again.

I will downvote every single pr from now on

>>172826521
Meme pr. If it wears off while buckled, you'd keep the size increase each time.

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Why do we have ballistics on a space station, can you answer probe's question?

LMAO NO MEDBAY
THE ONE ROUND THIS PLAYSESSION I CHOSE NOT TO PLAY CHEMIST

>>172826774
It was a rhetorical question. The answer I was implying was "Its fun".

People think Plasmamen should be considered OK by NanoTrasen.

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>>172826774
>Autistic flaming purple skeleton people like bob the pyromancer and rat prince sawbones

Why are so many awful things getting merged recently.

>>172826774
Energy weapons weapons are better for a stand up fight, easier to aim, higher damage, rechargeable so you can keep fighting.

Ballistics are for foes that are trying to evade you, you lodge a bullet in them and they start bleeding internally. They won't die quickly but if they can't get medical attention they will. If you hold the medbay they're going to end up dead, there's no other station around for them to get help at.

Energy weapons are for plebians in stand up fights, Ballistics are for hit and run fighting.
>>172826875

>>172827000
It was merged in less than 24 hours of being up and really should've gone to a server vote but both cluster and probe wanted it (because neither play the game and fuck realism)

>>172827193
we already had multiple votes, including server votes. you didn't like the response.

>>172827264
So when YOU win a server vote it's good, but when you LOSE a server vote it's bad and you must not respect the results?

>>172827324
nah if we've had a discussion and a server vote and thats what the players have indicated they want then we should respect that.

Now that you've experienced them, what do you think of audible screaming and attack animations?

>>172827373
Can I show you server votes we've had that have never been respected and implemented?

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>>172827373
"we've had a discussion and a server vote and thats what the players have indicated they want then we should respect that."

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>>172827373
>Clown clumsy gets shitposted to hell and back on the github
>Loses emoji war
>Probe gives it a server poll because he wants it
>Dragging gets merged without any questioning at all or any polls within a day
>Server poll to decide there should be no head coder is completely disregarded
>Poll to give vox the detective mutation was ignored
>The vote for head roles was to remove all aliens, the only other option to have was greys

http://ss13.moe/index.php/poll/46

Polls/emoji votes are absolutely meaningless, you fucks only respect them when they are what you want.

>>172827628
Then we had another one.

>>172827434
I'd rather play star sector than get sucked into an argument over something I didn't merge or code and players repeatedly said they wanted because you want to be mad at someone and I'm the only one thats going to give you a reply.

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>>172827373
"we've had a discussion and a server vote and thats what the players have indicated they want then we should respect that"

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>>172827373
>we've had a discussion and a server vote and thats what the players have indicated they want then we should respect that.

>>172827721
You do this a lot, you engage somebody in conversation and as soon as you start losing you leave and call the thread full of shitposters.

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>>172819975
Binge drink outside while exercising and have hellmoo, SS13, and twitter open on a laptop.

>>172827628
Well, looks like greys were voted to have head roles still. I mean, I guess we have to listen to server polls.

>>172827373
What did probe mean by "we've had a discussion and a server vote and thats what the players have indicated they want then we should respect that."

>>172827895
Grays keeping head roles came 4th in a poll with 5 options. It's safe to say it did not win the poll in the slightest.

>>172828027
Yes came at number #1 yet here we are with rat prince sawbones and bob the pyromancer as respectable enough to be captains.

>>172828086
That's because it did not go to server vote again, the problem is that the coders and collaborators only implement things when the option they want wins.

>>172828189
Should someone take probes shit up with the chicken?

>>172828284
>implying pomf cares about anything

If you start telling coders to actually implement things that people want instead of what they want they'll just leave and code elsewhere. None of them care about our specific server, they just want to code.

Good luck running a server with no coders

>>172828284
when and why was the absentee former headmin given collab status anyhow?

I wish the wiki had an entry on how to make single tank bombs or jury rigged space suits.

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>>172828357
Hi probe, how does it feel knowing that in the end you're nothing more than an inferior cluster? That you'll never actually be able to implement anything good to game and that people are noticing the servers coding is getting worse now that you're head collab.

>>172828552
I'm not probe, I do not like probe. I was saying the coders want to code their own stuff and will refuse to code something if they're forced.

>>172828639
t. probe

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>>172829378

>>172829502
exactly what probe would say

>>172829502
>he actually made a new account just for this
fuck off probe

>>172829585
>>172829754
I'm not probe and thats my official ckey

>>172829983
seriously, stop you fucking shitposting cunt

>>172829502
>stprobe

Wow, how first he's #1 now he's a saint. How fucking full of yourself can you be

>>172830041
>>172830209
IM NOT FUCKING PROBE

im fucking qbone

>>172830296
I'll do naughty things to you if you won't stop

>>172830571
That's exactly what he wants.

>>172830762
what if I want it too

>>172830823
The two wants cancel each other out and you go sort thing out on Vore.

top 3 cutest male admins?

>>172830296
If you didnt realize the stprobe thing was a shitpost you're a dummy.

>>172831334
yiffani is my waifu

>>172829502
Hi stealthmelon.

>>172831897
Im not him

>>172832939
me2

https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/14520

YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS

This round was pure autism.

dear sneaky coders

how about a pAI mod that lets them patrol the station replacing floor tiles and upgrading lights?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12659095

regarding non-human heads

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>>172833895
>Strawpoll

>>172833971
Until an actual admin makes a server poll it's the best that can be done

>>172834048
http://ss13.moe/index.php/poll/46

They did

Tasing that clown was very satisfying.

>>172833490
It was slow, comfortable autism

>>172834090
Null and void since plasmamen now can be heads of staff

>>172834118
Not seeing the cute bar chick take the xeno dong and get filled with eggs less so.
Facehuggers revivable with lazarus injectors when?

>working wonders in medical
>vox goes columbine with a pressure cannon
>detective keeps running around and fainting from lack of blood from running around
>vox tries to get me with a shard from the cannon
>It falls 1 tile short, he stops for a second then just runs off
>ain'tgottimetorattle.jpg
>steady stream of corpses that I treat, put on bloodbag, then defib
>bartender runs in, starts cloning everybody
>People who were 90% blood that I just wasted a bloodbag on
>People who were just limbs but were otherwise fine, that I was in the middle of giving new limbs
>The fucking vox
>A fucking leaf
>One of our braindead bloodbags
>An assistant, who later committed suicide because their stuff was in the morgue and nobody knew it

cloning nuked when? Encourages casuals too easily

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>>172834350
>Implying anyone wants to spend 8 bloodbags on random greyshits who will go braindead after its done

>>172833895
uh it's pronounced grey not gray OK sweetie c:

>>172833895
I don't know which autist is more biased in this.

>>172834350
Good work

>>172834350
I was the assistant, I had shit to do irl so I had to go, wasn't because I couldn't find my shit, I had my hacking tools, if I wanted to search for it and get it I would have.

>space myself because of lag
Good roundstart.

>>172834760
Ayy, meet me in dorms

When can Avada get banned again

>>172834760
ickyocky

>>172834898
Shut the fuck up I need to vent.

>>172834801
why

>>172834898
>implying it was on /vg/

>>172834934
Rule 0 >:^)

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>I personally don't really like the idea of plasmamen being captain or really greys for that matter.
And yet you made a pr to allow them to be captain, while you didnt like the idea?

>Greys can be explained that they're a fairly intelligent race and would be fine with managing things with the HoP role.
They are weird shitty meme grey aliens that spout ayy lmao, they are not inteligent or any other bullshit, they are a weak meme race at best

>I was thinking of adding dionea into HoS role under the assumption that they would sprint for the hardsuit like most heads do. But then I remembered that the hardsuits don't really negate the weakness.
No offense carsh, but do you expect me to take you seriously if you though that 2.5 times burn damage was negated by a sec hardsuit, made to be weaker than other sec shit, for the purpose of sec to not powergame and use it all the time?

Skeletons are memes, plasmemes are atleast less memey memes and have a semi real reason to be taken seriously when its not Bob or Rat King, vox are fucking niggerbirds that are traders and raiders and should be as far away as possible from any sort of command, ayy lmaos are a joke race, humans are the best. I called slippery damn slope since day one on the topic of trying to readd these and would you look at that, in less than a fucking day. Activates your damn almonds, doesn't it?

>>172835208
yclat are you the one that makes all those posts on /v/ about felicity?

>>172835371
Nah, I dont self shill on principle, im a anon, not a self shiller, much less a waifu poster.

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>if you aren't nice to people we'll ban you from helping us code

>>172835636
>Keep everyone happy

I dont have a reaction image for this gem.

>>172835636
>keep everyone happy

fugggg

>>172835921
context?

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>>172835953

>>172835636
>banning riekland for flaming or troling
>The coding discord is where we try tot work and keep everyone happy
>keep everyone happy
Probe, cmon, I know you get shitposted for months because you pissed someone off but that doesn't mean you have to give him material or that you should start saying stupid shit.
>>172835953
Probe has actually had a shitposter fuck with him and shitpost about him for a couple of months now, probe shitposting hour isn't a meme, its a real thing.

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>>172833708
>how about a pAI mod

BMO walking pAI mode when?

>>172836020
Maybe people wouldn't shitpost about probe if he didn't give them things to shitpost about. He fucks up a lot

>>172836020
Admin insider here

Probe is shitposting about himself

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jfc stop talking about me and start talking about spess.

What is the worst job in the game and how would you improve it?

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Reminder that all waifus are their player's depiction of an ideal girl.
Therefore all waifus are perfect and ideal.

>>172837927
>Souhei is perfect and ideal

:thinking

>>172837927
>playing as a super nondescript brunette with random name
does that mean i have low standards?

>Random name nondescript brunette will never bully you and call your prs reddit trash

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>>172837927
Does that mean if I make one my waifu, I'm cucking their player out of their ideal girl?

>>172837927
X is ideal for Y.
Therefor X is ideal for everything.
Fallacy.

>>172836057
add two robot legs to pAI and it can scoot around dispensing donuts?

Daily reminder that ss13 is basically like working at an remote oil well far away, and that the few women there are like the village bikes, and thus our "waifus" are accurate depictions.

>>172837589
PROBE
SHITPOSTING
HOUR

>>172839665
There can be pure innocent women at oil wells, so some waifus are pure and innocent.

Pure and innocent waifu: Surfer brooks
Station bike: ???

>>172837589
I actually reported one of the shitposters and now his image and post is gone. So that's pretty fucking funny

>>172837589
Being head coder
Killing myself

>>172837589
Chemist

Research/discovery based pills that have powerful 1 time use effects.
This would give them something beneficial to do after making mix and basic meds.

Some people have criticized it as saying don't make chemistry viro/genetics, yet give no achieveable counterpoint. I'm highly tempted to learn how to code this but I don't want to put in the hard work and learning only to be shot down by shitters.

>>172840440
I wish we could just semi-automate chemistry. Like, every time you put in a recipe, the chem dispenser loads it into it's memory, and you can just click that to get it for a slight added power cost or something.
Or, hell, manual memory inputs.

Anything to make it so you don't have to hit the same set of buttons constantly.

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>>172749148
[05:42:41]ACCESS: Login: Donnager/(Naomi Williams) from [NOPE] || BYOND v510
[05:43:09]SAY: Naomi Williams/Donnager/(Naomi Williams) (@275,242,1) Deadsay: whines, "there's a lot of clowns"

We're getting a lot of half truths about this whole situation. What the fuck is going on?

>>172840804
You eventually reach the point where it's why not just delete med and just make 3 or 4 auto-med pods that rejuvenate you over 180 seconds.

>>172840983
Who cares

>>172840804
Chemists need more to do not less. That is the problem with chem.

It was fun learning Xenobio with you, my slime friend

>>172841058
Please no. I already spend enough time as an NPC.

>>172840983
HANDLED
ON
DISCORD

>>172840983
Just delete this please

>>172841120
You read me wrong. Chem can do its job in 15 mins. Chem needs more FUN to do after that.

Chemistry is boring.
So you make cryo etc the same way every fucking game.
I'm tempted to gimmick every drug dispensed with 1u of spacechem.

>>172840983
As I'm sure you saw since you read that thread, I'm going off of the stuff here >>172678949

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>>172841249
If they're appearance banned why can they still be their static then?

>>172840983
>>172841249
please cease

>>172841205
Make metal foams. Make sec its combat stims. Make sec its crash kits. Make explosion grenades because the surest way to win a fight is to win it before it begins. pda the miners for 20+ uranium for giving sec EMP's. Peddle drugs, chloral, and flash grenades on the down low for cash. Autism with chem science.

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>>172841351
Couldn't tell you.
>>172841375
Of course not. Players should know how things are and have been handled (especially ill-discussed things).

>>172841375
Stop attention whoring
All you do is attentionwhore and cause drama
Did you get unbanned by sucking admin dick

>>172841393
>chem couldn't use more content

>>172841551
They could use more content but we don't need goonchem time waster methods.

>>172839610
Give walking pAI the ability for people to play it like an arcade, too.

How do you clean blood off of backpacks?

>>172841529
It seems to me that this topic right now is continued by everybody else, not by him.

>>172841705
Sink, spray or shower iirc

>>172841709
No
Its all based on him being a rampant attentionwhore
We both know all hes going to do is stir drama and get permabanned again

>>172841225
All that does is get you lynched

>>172841393
>metal foam
No engineer is going to actually use it because either none of them do their job, and if they for some reason ACTUALLY do their job they don't want your bandaid fix
>Security
Ignored because nobody wants to risk a tator chemist giving them chloral
>The EMPs specifically
No miner cares enough to give you anything.
>Drugs
Gets old fast

>>172840804
I remember a server making a second machine that could scan reagents to replicate them. Shitty ones, of course, being restricted so we don't have a repeat of the era where the chemists could gib folks on command.

>>172841818
And yet all conversation about him has been by people confused about him getting unbanned unannounced and people saying that he should get banned again.

>>172841914
Maybe he should be less of an attentionwhore
Like you are

>>172841958
Maybe it would be best to wait until he does anything to say he should be re-banned

>>172841351
>>172841516
Identity ban only works when you join game, if you hit observe your ghost is not random'd. A flaw in the code

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>>172840983
>Naomi is back
The WFU market is gonna spike!
What now, HSBfags? Give up?

>>172842140
Stop posting about yourself.

>>172842140
>open thread
>check posts
>sandy_sand
>close thread

>>172842140
Actually delete this

>>172842140
WFU is a dead market anon, sell now

>>172841587
Exactly what I talked about in the first post. I suggest content, idea gets shot down, and you won't even give a good suggestion for something achieveable to code. Either put up or shut up.

>>172842573
> I suggest content,
Let's not pretend automating chem is some groundbreaking suggestion to make chem "more fun."
If an idea is shit, you don't need to come up with a better one to say it's shit, that's not how it works. Making changes because "you didn't suggest a better alternative" is extremely short sighted and reeks of salt-coding.

>>172842556
Go away Bear market doomsayers

>>172843205
It's not even that, it's just that chem will always be shit because the conversation is in a deadlock. I agree, merging without feedback is awful. I just want something most of the players can agree on.

What if we replaced the Chemmaster with a SpaceChem-style minigame?

what if we added a chem centrifuge/heater/cooler for more complex chems?

leave our current chems untouched but add more power chems that need more steps to make.

>>172843621
Thatd be massive powercreep.

>>172843621
That's a step in the right direction. Complex chems that are harder to produce but still beneficial.

What if we replaced the chemmaster with a button you could push to inject yourself with phazon?

So I was taking care of my hospitalized great uncle yesterday. What were the Fools In April gags?

>>172843667
make it work like a space chem minigame
powergamers are stupid and will not bother doing the minigame because "why would i do x when i can just eat 400u anti-tox, 100u spaceacillin, 100u dex+ and 300u tricord?"

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>>172843860
dragging yourself onto tables, audible screams, infinite clowns, some other laughs and gaffs

>>172843693
There's a lot you can do to make better pills right now with some effort. A common addition would would be to lace all your pills with some tricord/iron/dex+

>>172843693
Once I get some free time for coding, I plan to replace all plant reagents with copycats that have the same individual effects (for stacking) but different reactions, so botanists could be apothecaries and provide different benefits than chemists do.

>>172843860
Lizardman janitors.

You'd better remove those attack anims. Looks terrible.

>>172844342
You can disable them clientside I think.

>>172844412
opt in not out when

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reminder

>>172844412
How ?

>>172843860
Peacekeeper borgs replaced with hugborgs. "Secborgs" available at code blue.

>>172844541
This opt in/out choice for every single new feature is getting retarded.

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reminder

>>172845317
Can you leave again sandy?

>>172845352
who?

LET'S GO
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/14520
RIEKLAND VS YCLAT
RIEKLAND VS YCLAT
EVERYBODY WANTS TO SEE THIS HAPPEN

>ADMINS DELAY THE ROUND END FOR HALF AN HOUR AND IT'S STILL GOING

ONLY ON /VG/STATION

>>172845496
nice jerma joke

>>172845496
fuck off riekland/yclat

>>172845512
worse than bay desu

I hate bomberman rounds

>centcomm isn't set up for an aftergame in addition to bomberman shit
why

>>172845563
TF2 died 7 years ago

>>172845796
Jerrma isn't dead though

>>172845317
fuck off with your shitty fetish race that's never going to be fixed

>check the logs
>it's fucking nothing

Is smallboss one of the shittest admins we have?

>>172845496
AND CARSH IS IN THE CALL

unban hotdog

>>172845972
he said something nice about me once so he's pretty good

>>172845972
I fucking love small boss and I guarantee you are much more of a shitter and unlikeable human being than he is

>>172846048
The call? You mean cell?

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>>172845972
>[07:29:58]ADMIN: PM: Small_Boss/(Dragan Ivanovich)->Adam0742/(Jonathan Miles): Hey, why did you put a bag of holding into another one?
>[07:31:00]ADMIN: PM: Adam0742/(Jonathan Miles)->Small_Boss/(Dragan Ivanovich): i though Anne told me too: didnt even know what the item was
>[07:33:45]ADMIN: PM: Small_Boss/(Dragan Ivanovich)->Adam0742/(Jonathan Miles): So how did you miss the DON'T
>[07:36:08]ADMIN: PM: Adam0742/(Jonathan Miles)->Small_Boss/(Dragan Ivanovich): i dont pay attention to the entire wall of text al the time. i as sort of in a hurry: i swear i didnt know that was gonna happen!
>[07:40:25]ADMIN: PM: Small_Boss/(Dragan Ivanovich)->Adam0742/(Jonathan Miles): It wasn't really a wall of text, and you probably should have seen it too as you were talking with the person
>[07:43:26]ADMIN: PM: Adam0742/(Jonathan Miles)->Small_Boss/(Dragan Ivanovich): But didnt. Look i know i sound retarded, but i swear i didnt see the "DONT"part. I have never used a bag of holding nor do i know what it actualy does. Im gonna assume its a bag that holds other bags?
>i swear i didn't see it said don't even though it obviously did i just only read what i want to

>>172826476
Honestly among the april fools PRs it was the only one that actually made me happy when I realized I was tricked

>>172846485
>this takes the admin 30 minutes to handle and delays the round end

???

>>172827052
It's more the fact that using ballistic weapons in a pressurized environment is monumentally retarded.

>>172845496
I WANT TO MARRY RIEKLAND!!

>>172846829
>???
this isn't even asking a question

>>172846485
To be fair there's an annoying bug that sometimes causes you to miss lines of dialogue, or have lines you write just not show up for yourself, even if it shows a speech bubble on your character. His defense wouldn't work if the "don't" was on the same line, but if he only received the "PUT THOSE IN EACHOTHER" line it's easy to assume he'd do exactly that.

>>172847204
How so?

>tfw 200ms on /tg/station
what did I do to deserve being stuck with you shitters

>>172847604
>/tg/

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>>172847552
Bullet holes between pressurized environment and vacuum. Search explosive decompression. See spoiler for effect on human body and don't click it if you're squeamish.

>>172847518
Is that why sometimes my radio messages sometimes seem like they didn't send?

Even with that being said, that bug is rare enough that "I didn't read all the messages" is a more plausible excuse.

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mfw

>>172847712
You mean if the bullets cause a breach? And ive seen the nuclear core reactor man. Nothing phases me anymore.

I want his wife to suffer for all eternity though

>>172847712
I am squeamish
fuck you

>>172847642
yes, I like actual RP

>>172847712
That was between like nine atmospheres and one atmosphere, the difference between one and zero wouldn't do anything close to that

>>172848194
It's TGstation, not /tg/station.
>actual RP
Worse valid culture and oocness than even /vg/, fun for some features, and bad for community and roleplay.

>>172848228
Isn't pressure power like a quadratic increase the closer it gets to a vacuum or something?

>>172848427
this is correct. people RP way way less on TG, it's almost hippie-tier now.

anything and anybody that comes from TG is bad

>>172848228
It would still vent the entire room and cause catastrophic damage to people inside it. Dropping to 0 atmosphere would cause every liquid exposed to the vacuum to boil, that includes your saliva, your tears in your tear-ducts and the viscous liquids of your eyes. You'd have to forcibly expel the air in your lungs or they'd rupture (which is kind of simulated in-game already). Your smaller blood vessels would pop and your eardrums would rupture. That's why you use stuff that isn't capable of piercing metal plates.

>>172848501
I wouldn't say anything or anyone, but yes, the majority of it is bad.

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>>172848427
>not /tg/station
what? Is this trying to imply they're not 4chins secret club or something?
It feels like the same shit as /vg/station

>>172847235
I love it when Riekland bullies me IC

Look up hiroshi ouchi. I want radiation damage to do shit like that. Why dont organs fail from radstorms?

>>172848008
Yeah, it would be easy to prove that he didn't see the message either if the bug did, in fact, happen, just take a screenshot of your chat tab.

>>172848686
they've pretty much done their best to seperate from 4chan and be a reddit server instead

>>172848013
u n s l i p p e d

>>172848810
You must be thinking of TGstation

>>172848810
>anything /vg/ related
>not reddit tier
I'm sorry, but I don't get the complaints

>>172848687
Same. I want him to bully me OOC too.

>>172848013
adhesive chemical you can spray on the floor to make people walk slowly but resist ZAS and slipping temporarily when

>>172846217
t. small bass

>>172848742
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/14431

Reminder to never cut/damage cameras when there is a Warden/HoS on the advanced camera console since it will drag ANY and ALL attention to your camera

>>172849578
Drag all attention to an area then go do nasty stuff elsewhere It's like you can't even mind-games.

>>172849118
Can't slip if you're already on the ground ! More space lube needed.

>>172849118
it was discussed in the discord a minute ago and is probably en route.

>>172849645
not if they switch there and see you

>>172849118
Space lube is a clusterfuck, I think, but it's on my TODO list.

>>172849578
I thought it was still fucked so that cutting one camera causes you to lose all functionality in the advanced camera console?

>>172850016
Remote singaller on the alarm wire

>>172850550
Bonus points if you trigger every single alarm on station at once.

>>172849118
Would actually be great Give it interactions with meme drag damage to make it worse, you're dragging them with more force because its adhesive after all

>>172850881
>>172849118
Diona nymph flypaper when?

>>172850881
Also make it hurt people laying down, not just those laying down and hurt

>>172845496
I agree with riek most of the time, even if he has a bad temper, this time included.
>>172845564
I thought it was clear that I don't self shill or anything anon.

>>172850881
jesus christ how horrifying

How many days has to go by before MrPain writes a forum post detailing why he unbanned Solarious?
From what I'm aware, Solarious was banned from being a huge negative impact on the community with their insane stalking and harrassment of other players in an attempt to get them banned. And now, out of no where with no explanation from admins, they're unbanned?
Is this the neo-/vg/? Where MrPain can just lift bans and not tell any one why and get away with it? Or is the entire admin team keeping it from the community?
Where's the transparency this place used to talk so much about? "We are like the only server with public logs." Sure, whatever, but when you start handling ban appeals somewhere nobody can see it gets a little suspicious.
And for those saying about their OOC and appearence ban, what does it matter? Their entire insane affairs happened outside of the server, in the thread, discord and forums. And well, they're still here and still bringing attention to themselves, so what's changed?
Did he bribe Pain? What the fuck could he actually have done to get his ban handled this way?
/vg/ is over everyone, we are just a reddit community now.

>>172851236
yeah haha same mate cheers :)

>>172851236
nice meme

Enough admin posting.
Who's your unofficial OTP?

>>172851534
Surfer and an incinerator

>>172851236
Because Pain has it in his head that he's the King and can do whatever he wants whenever he wants and that people need to respect his authoritah. He gets angry and pitches a tantrum whenever someone tells him 'no you can't do that' and does it anyways, regardless of his actual authority, and he gets even angrier when the people with power over him (pomf) tell him "no you can't do that' and slap his shit down.

So basically, MrPain is Donald Trump.

>>172851236
>From what I'm aware

With your shitposting these past 3 days you make yourself sound like an expert

>>172851534
me+vox gf

>>172851534
Me and Rieky!

>>172841908
I always get a signal ace or chemwiz early so I don't give a shit plus muh cup of chem detection.

>>172843496
Needs more quicktime events and content that requires premium DLC's

>>172851236
>we are just a reddit community now.
>now

>>172851236
>And well, they're still here and still bringing attention to themselves

You're the one who keeps bringing attention to them, you freak

>Solarious is unbanned
>Mysteriously, a campaign against pain starts to delegitimize the only admin who had the chutzpah to throw the trash out when it stunk and would be willing to do it again if he remained an admin
Really makes you think....

>>172853028
Seems like people are mad at pain for unbanning them.

>>172853028
Fuck off Pain/Pain lackey. You are not our king.

>>172853323
>Talks like kikelarious
>Motivated like kikelarious
>Totally isn't kikelarious honest
Really makes you think about one of these things that isn't like the other

>>172853028
As someone who only started playing recently and is wondering what all this shitposting is about.

Who the fuck is solarious and why does anyone care about them?

>>172847712
Can only hope he died instantly because that does not look nice.

>>172853028
Why was solarious unbanned?

>>172853620
Nobody can tell you and back it up by showing you because none of them even know.

>player banned for causing drama out of game
>after a long time, they're let back in the game with an appearanceban, nameban, forumban and OOCban
>people are bitching about them
The lack of transparency is shit and we should tell pain to come forward with the situation but you niggers need to settle down it's not a big deal

>Want to test single-tank bombs
>Testserver has explosions disabled
What do?

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>>172853620
acted crazy and stalked around 4 or 5 players because he didnt like them ingame, might have doxxed a player they use to be friends with, tried to get the players he didnt like banned constantly by requesting bans for every step they made, chimed in on ban requests he wasnt even dealted with, did a gigantic amount of shitting up the thread, tried to stalk someone into discord and finally got banned for threatening them in there

>>172854759
This, this right here is pain.
Not the one accusing people of being kikes, but the one going 'lmao guys its not THAT big a deal calm down' trying to play the voice of reason.
Fuck off, Pain. You're a shit tier admin.

>>172853620
From early 2016 up until maybe last month they led a constant campaign to try and get certain players on /vg/ banned because they didn't like them. They tried to gather as much evidence as they could to pin on them, constantly shitposted negatively about them in the forums and thread which eventually led to them being forum banned, but they didn't stop. When the discord was made they started combing through the logs for anything incriminating they said and then would PM it to the admins out of context and then yell and yell until firstly, Celt banned them for it but was shitposted at until he unbanned him and then finally MrPain told them to shut the fuck up and banned them. Most of this was done while they were under various self-requested permabans because they have no self control.
They actually asked for a permaban for the entirety of 2017 to get their life in order, yet they stayed around in the thread, shitposting about their ban, re-posting their 'incriminating' evidence and chat logs with admins and generally being an insane fuckwit.
We were better off without them and I'm unsure what the fuck Pain is thinking unbanning them. A couple more months and maybe they would habe finally gave up and fucked straight off.

>>172854759

people will always bitch the second their feelings are blasted

spess is full of autistic fucks that becomes admin, anon

>>172854901
>>172854936
Proofs?

why did nobody tell me pAI was so fun?