Dota 2 General - /d2g/

how is it possible to fuck up this much

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Anime always loses

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So yeah it's pretty much confirmed that Freeze is scripting, right?
It is literally, LITERALLY impossible to orchid Slardar that fast when he blinks on you from the fog.
Literally impossible to have that sort of reaction time.
Knowing Valve though and how they let LGD have a Valve API key for fucking years, Valve is going to do jackshit about this.
Dota 2 is a fucking joke.

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Un-Western Anime? Pathetic.

>>172736197
>from the fog.
Watch it again noob

>>172736197
>what is precasting

>>172736197
anime retard

>>172736197

t. sub 1k shitter

learn to git gud scrub, he had vision

>>172736197

>animeshitters are 3k

wowzers what a suprise. Fy has been doing that trick since 2014 you faggot

Are there no new sheever pics from DAC yet?
You are dissapointing me dotards

>>172736197
>What is shiftclicking

But something is fishy here
Does Bruno love ROTK that much?

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guys
he won
tfw every hero you love becomes cancer

>>172736105
SCIENTISTS BAFFLED

RESEARCHERS BAMBOOZLED

ANALYSTS CONFOUNDED

SCHOLARS BEFUDDLED

EXPERTS HORNSWOGGLED

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How is EE still allowed into the competitive scene? Is it pure nepotism?

>>172736197
>from the fog

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>Anime makes you good at video games

Why the fuck did EE Global Silence for the Abbadon kill? Duel more or less silences and with Silver Edge Abba was gonna be dead. They also have BKB so they'll probably get the kill regardless, not to mention the immense physical damage and lack of saves for VGJ would mean it will be over in a second

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>>172736197
>what is pre-casting?

Git Gud!

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>>172736210

How many more games are being played today?

if numale Cr1t doesnt pick sumail storm and they lose now good god

ETERNALENVY ON THE SUICIDE WATCH

3 MONTHS WITHOUT ANY TOURNAMENTS TO PLAY LMAO

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what the hell THIS WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN

If eg are eliminated as well I'm not watching this tournament any further !!

>>172736318
2

eg wings and liquid faceless

Abbadon is actually really strong when he's that farmed. NP didnt end correctly and missed their timing desu. They lost at the mid rax aegis throw not the rosh fight.

>>172736318
wings-eg and liquid-faceless, both bo1

>>172736197
Anime just got BTFO'd anon.
Its to set up with the /muh depression/ and then NP training montage.

>>172736336
They have been invited to play in Manila Masters.

>>172736265
its not shiftclicking, its precasting
try casting a hex from out of range then making the target blink in front of you in demo, you'll hex instantly

>this is the best na dota has to offer
>worse than third vg team

ehh

lol

>Abaddon wins
>Abaddon wins with the radiance meme build
>the only Abaddon win in the tourney will probably be this one
lord

solar crest and radiance how does that calculate to hit chance? it's like fucking 40% miss or something on solar crest target

Ow god EG is going to lose. Whats wrong with NA dodo these days?

what a nice guy rotk

ETERNALENVY LOST TO A MAN THAT CAN'T EVEN WEAR A JACKET LMAO AHAHAHA

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>>172736363
>being an EE shill

he's a fucking joke and you know it

THAT CHINESE QT HNNNGGG

meanwhile we have an old horsefaced hag dyke every event GOD i hate the west

>>172736210
stop posting this or tell me where it's from

i wanna fuck her face

apology for poor english

when were you when animu dies?

i was sat at home eating mountain dowritos when pjotr ring

‘animu is kill’

‘no’

>>172736420
its stacks multiplicatively

>>172736420
0.83 * 0.75 = 0.6225

>>172736363

>hes unironically a fan of EE

>>172736483
>>>ribbit

EG time

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>ROTK LITERALLY SHITTING ON FOREIGN TEAMS
WHITE PIGGUS BACKED THE FUCK OUT

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>enemy team gets wiped after 1hr long game where they took 2 of our rax
>push for mid with another guy while everyone else is in the other lanes
>get bot rax first, then mid rax
>enemy team starts coming back
>tell team to end
>lifestealer instead right clicks top rax and everyone else joins in
>gets le epic unbeatable mega creeps
>their carries spawn and everybody dies
>they push down mid as 5 and win the game

can somebody PLEASE GET ME OUT OF 800MMR

>tfw my underrated pub abaddon build won a match

solar crest is the best new item introduced to this shitty game that doesnt break it.

>>172736471
That's w33's ex girlfriend I think

>>172736505
>>172736469
I actually like EE since he's fun to watch. Like the Javale McGee of Dotes.

ROTK is too fucking based

>LC is now a meta offlaner

Bone7 TI win when?

>>172736510
>original 4chan meme
>ribbit
summer came early this year

>>172736546
>blogging during esports

get out

>lose to life stealer/storm combos
>lose to mk

its almost like np is 3k mmr

>>172736546
if you're really 800 mmr, isn't starting over with a new account the better option?

>>172736363
too bad he didn't win anywhere close to that money, he has been begging puppey for an gtx 1080. and his new organization has been on red since day one, they've won absolutely nothing.

get fucked weebshit

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>>172736537
if his financial decision making is anything like his in-game decision making then he's probably in debt

>>172736505
What's wrong with him other than his questionable sellouts
Other pros seem to generally refer to him as a nice and honest guy, plus he's always fun to watch, be it real plays or massive fuckups

>>172736471
Lads how to I get a chinks qt when they only talk to their own kind?

Feels garbage man

>>172736620
MK is earth spirit before nerfs level broken

I actually cannot comprehend how NP lost that. They outdrafted the chinks so fucking hard.
How is this possible?

how are these fucking gooks allowed to be so xenophobic?

>>172736461
slammed silence?

>>172736664
pray to god you will be reincarnated as a non nigger

>>172736674
you have absolutely no idea just how broken earth spirit was

I still can't believe that DAC doesn't suffer from technical problems this year

reminder DC beat NP in like 10 finals straight and they choked in DAC

if they were here they woudlnt lose every single game and be the first team eliminated

thats how trash anime is, the one chance they get by fluke they get fucking trashed

>>172736689
Nothing wrong to be proud of your kind.

>game starts at 2 pm
>have to leave at 2.15

Just end me

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>biggest esport event in several months
>last thread is 7 hours old and not even full
Imagine how fast these threads would be two or three years ago, even considering the time.
Why are you still clinging on to this dead as fuck game?

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>>172736590
>meme claimed by reddit and normified
>somehow not reddit

You have to go back

>>172736736
they fired the production company from 2 years ago.

>>172736717
I think release monkey king was better than release earth spirit.
I have no fucking clue how either of those heroes made it into the game like that.

>>172736674
The moment I saw the pole staff stun thing crit every creep I felt physically ill. The jingu staff extending range bullshit killing me in 3 hits was whatever, but what the fuck.

reminder that vgj had vision of np before they went in and that freeze precast orchid

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LMFAO animeNEETs on suicide watch

>>172736248
still waiting too.

If EG loses I'm killing myself.

>>172736632
Well puppey did promise that gtx, he has every right to bitch at him about it after everything else he did
Is it actually in the red with all his endorsements or are you pulling that one out of your ass

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>>172736771
?

>>172736685
>use all cooldowns on abaddon
>he buys back
>lose fight
>use all cooldowns on abaddon
>he has aegis
>lose fight

JUST FUCKING REMOVE MK FROM CM

It's a retarded hero that introduces so many mechanics that never existed in the game before. It can't be balanced right now, stop letting it in the competitive mode

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Why is thsi game so fucking boring to watch?

I'm so goddamn sick of naix gank trains.

Talents do literally nothing, since most of them are obvious picks.

I can't tell if i'm watching hon or league. I miss the calculated plays of old dota, bros. I can't watch this gank train shit any longer. PLEASE SOMEONE PICK MEDUSA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>172736758
>first pirze is 200k or some stupid small amount
>the best teams like Secret or DC arent even playing
>chink hours

>w-w-w-w-w-why doesnt anyone care to watch NP get trashed by some tier3 chink team wtf dota dead xd

okay buddy

>>172736829
Interesting post quality
Screencapped for later

>>172736841
Why even bother you autist? I saved it from some other thread

>>172736914
>best teams
>secret
>dc

gr8 b8 m8

>>172736795
things like FREE mobility and FREE courier snipes and FREE huge aoe permastun when he gets basher are far more valued in pro games

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>>172736914
>secret
>best

>>172736939
it's a meme that by your logic has been claimed by normies and therefore should not be used

the fact that you call me autistic for using your own logic against you says a lot

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>>172736914
>the best teams like Secret or DC

>>172736771
according to this logic Polandball is also a reddit meme.
Reddit is known to claim good memes originating from 4chan, since they suffer from creative sterility. That doesn't mean the meme is reddit.
Now do your fucking homework, underage

>>172736914
don't all tournaments have an insignificant prize pool compared to ti? it's always fucking amazing seeing every team give 150% at ti and they all end up being dogshit at every other tournament. at least valve could address the fact that these teams are just coasting by on a non ti tournaments because the prize pool is literally nothing.

how come everytime rotk goes on camera he looks like he just fought another war?

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>>172736914
>best teams like Secret or DC

>try to get into an arcade game during break
>break is over before I can get in through all the thirdies and trolls actually manage to enter a game
I should just stick to fucking with bots.

>>172736950
>>172736965
>>172737005

>secret stomps the hardest qualifier with huskar and pl

>not a team with the best form currently
lmao i bet you think cr1t is as good as ppd

>>172736965
they really good in major qualifier

>>172736952
The tree skipping vision thing is pretty broken as well imo
I love juking in trees and splitpushing or ganking but a shadowbladed MK ruins my shit everytime

I want to make a .webm with Freeze's play, but Fraps is not working with DotA 2. Wat do?

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Is it time for good teams now?

>>172737069
>>172737065
>qualifiers

el mao

Translator a qt

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>a few select instances of a reaction image appearing around the internet is the same as some shitty copypasta being spammed on reddit for multiple years

dogfights looks like a chinese current year man

>>172736546
go away rose

>>172736793
>instant stun using pull into roll to the other side of them into kick them into your team/tower
mk wasnt quite as ridiculous

WATERNIGGER

>>172737087
does /d2g/ actually play dota? i figured you all for a bunch of streamboars who shitpost in between tournaments to keep the general afloat.

>>172736914
>VG.J
>some tier3 chink team
>ELIMINATED OG from Starladder
>only team to win against OG in the group stage

???

>>172737104
>he got so btfo that he isn't even replying back properly

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>can't play eu battle cup because too late in the evening
>play sea battle cup
>250 ping
>actually playable
>can't really feel any lag at all
what foul sorcery is this?

>>172737069
>>172737065
>good at qualifiers
>qualifiers
those are mostly composed of literal who's

I think they need to make the tree shake visible if it's in vision. Even though I am a MK spammer, this shit is quite obnoxious

>>172736758
Because LoL is P2W trash and Overwatch balancing sucks.
Every time I play those games, I can't stop thinking about how good Dota is.

>its a slacks episode

>>172736537
well that website just counts prize money from tournaments and adds it up. it doesn't take into consideration all the taxes you have to pay for transfering money between countries, etc... for instance alliance had more than 50% of their TI winnings taxed between US taxes and swedish taxes.

>>172736835
It's a honeypot retard

>>172737134
>streamboar
I am unfamiliar with this meme

Holy shit NP really lost I stopped watching and i thought you were memeing

universe is garbage at this game

Everytime I try to watch an English dota stream there is just a bunch of 2ks with 0 charisma like Kotlguy or SirActionSlacks. Doesn't the Western Dota 2 scene have anyone who isn't a complete sperg?

The Chinese casters are not like this.

>blue fatty
>tidehunter

HE IS GREEN YOU STUPID POO IN LOO

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>>172736914
>best teams like Secret or DC
absolute kek

>>172737224

>says the EE fanboy

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>>172736835
EG isn't playing

but nu-EG is going to lose obviously

>>172737120
MK could gank a lane then rotate to another lane and one-shot a support while getting the carry to 20%.
At least you could pick some escapes against es and he didn't scale as well.

>>172737134
>does /d2g/ actually play dota?

I have never seen any indication that d2g plays anything. They just shitpost about every event and patch.

>there are people not watching the admiralbulldog stream right now

LUL get JEBAITED

>>172737201
Doesn't matter Im killing myself anyways.

>>172737224
?

ok slacks is retarded...banana magician... fuck u slacks

>>172737183
But it also doesn't count in salary. But you're right, players lose a lot of that money due to taxes.

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>>172737183
This. EU cucks and leafcucks have insane taxation and lost most of their winnings to pay for healthcare of Muslim refugees

>>172736606
>watching espergs

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>go eat my lunch
>np lost
WHAT, how? What happened?

>>172737087
Did you factor in the:
1. Thousands of hours he played dota 1
2. Thousands of hours he played HoN
3. Even more thousands of hours he played Dota 2
4. and the extra stuff like talking about the game with the top minds in the game

but yes overall he'll be more successful in the short amount of time playing this game than you will ever be in your life.

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WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS

>>172737287
>actually watching le epic twitch chat memespewing shit
Did you also make sure subscribe to pewdiepie and markeplier?

>>172737224
you're a pathetic angry little weeaboo arent you? just end you meaningless sterile life already little faggot. you're never going to amount to anything anyway.

>>172736914
>Secret

They dropped a game against fucking Alliance.
Just let that sink in for a moment.

>chinese panel has a cuter girl
Chinese stream pls

>>172736758
>7.00

>>172737334
bulldog said he had to pay half to sweden

he litearlly got enough to buy a shitty apartment

if not for his stream he would have to flip burgers right now

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>>172737319
>Muh salary
>It doesn't count 20,000/year

?

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>>172737310
>its the "i feel obliged to brag about my fake life online in front of literal who's" episode

its over for EG they cant play bo1s

>>172737380
You sound pretty triggered my man

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>>172737346
Meanwhile mason, with almost no pre-moba started playing dota after TI2 and got 3rd place on ti4.

>>172737364
>hating thing because there popular ,pewdie is great
i bet everyone thought you was so cool at school when you said The Beatles are overrated

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>autistic shut in gigaNEET weebs on maximum damage control because their idol is a worthless retard

roshan 肉山
small dog 小狗

>>172737435
>got carried to third place on ti4
FTFY.

Also, he became irrelevant after leaving EG. You can't say the same about other top players.

>>172737438
says the man that masturbates everyday to drawings.

pathetic little cocksucker.

>>172737408
You say that like its a bad thing, i'd love to be able to buy a a apartment for myself at his age.Also you probably get a ridiculous amount of money for flipping burgers in Sweden

>>172737495
he literally stomped na qualies eliminating teams like NP and Col like 3 weeks ago m8

he did it with demon and bulba on his team

he actualyl won with BULBA, a feat that EG, Secret and Liquid failed at

how is that irrelevant?

>>172737287
I would be, but PPD cast is too good.
Is it just bulldog solo or does he have anyone with?

>>172737449
not him, but the beatles are overrated

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>>172737495
>EE
>Good

He got carried just like NEETs get carried by their parents.

>>172737495
>Also, he became irrelevant after leaving EG
He quit serious competitive dota after getting kicked. It's only now when he joined Onyx he started taking things seriously again.

also
>forgetting his safelane storm
>forgetting his weaver
>forgetting when he ignored throw order 322

>>172737435
Some people are put on this earth where they'll always surpass people who work hard with talent. I've spent a lot of my adult life trying to learn 3 languages and then you have like 6 year olds who have a serviceable language ability in like 5 unrelated languages. Fucking end me.

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>>172736105
playing on aus servers if you are /a/ or /pol/ lets queue

PM ME

>>172737547
I really, really like this picture of Marisa!
Which hero do you think is Marisa's favorite!?

>>172737510
Says the third worlder upset at someone successful with actual money
>being so furious you resort to underaged terminology
Not even that guy

>>172737551
he won because his opponents were retarded enough not to ban the one hero his midlaner is known for
Its also irrelevant because its not TI
Also feel free to tell me his achievements since he left EG up until the kiev qualifiers (2.5 years)

>>172737607
adelaide?

>>172737575
It's more like the meta moved away from his heroes for a while and not team.

It was painful seeing him in EG when his only strongly relevant hero was brewmaster.

PS: I hope demon is doing well, stopped watching/playing dota after ti5. Only watch in bursts now.

>>172737495
>Qualified for Kiev

>>172737547
>studying in the 3rd best university in my country
>8th best in the continent

pathetic little cocksucker xd, you're the one who wasted all your life masturbating to drawings haha xdxd

>>172737607
I would've added you but I threw away my gaming mouse today in the hopes that I quit this game/addiction

>>172737345
blew on cooldowns to kill adabbon to secure roshan
Adabbon buys back
still try to take roshan and get wiped, lose a racks and forced to buy back 4 of 5 heroes
blew cooldowns to kill adabbon in high ground defense
Adabbon had aegis
die to having no cooldowns or buybacks

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>>172736197
totally doable on a 188hz predafor monitor with a good rig, good latency noob and quick cast on

>>172737551
>NP and Col
>good
I'm not trying to hate on Mason, but he played with the greatest players of out generation and didn't seem to have learned anything worthwhile. He played with them in 2014 man, it's 2017 and finally he did something worthwhile.

Also, Demon is the guy who captained a team full of Philippines-jin to the stratosphere of DotA. He may have low MMR, but he's definitely a great leader. Also, Bulba have a 7.8k+ mmr. He's not bad.

what's up you fucking wastes of carbon

non human gulagians

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I dont even like EE but its pretty funny how angry he makes people on here.look at the malice in this post >>172737380 >>172737510 look how triggered he is.just LOOK how much he's projecting about his own life on to some random anon who likes anime.Anti EE posters are probably the biggest joke on /d2g/ and that's saying something

they should make sheever sit where merlini is so she doesnt have to have this weird posture and instead can cross her legs like a normal woman smfh

>>172737669
Demon had an amazing run at TI6 and now qualified for Kiev with Onyx. I'm sure he's fine.

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>>172737689
The 3rd best university in Peru and 8th best in South America isn't saying much

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Post yfw NA is out on day one

>>172737718
The entire team was playing around Abed anyway throughout the entire double elim bracket.

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>>172737642
>not rubick
yeah fuck off

>EG 1 - 0 WINGS


UMMM DOTARDS?

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>>172737753
>d2g doesn't even know about false flagging

how fucking stupid and far behind the times are you cucks

the rest of 4chan's literally been doing this since 2014

>>172737760
I watched that run but I don't follow the scene enough to keep track of everything like demon's career.

Glad to see he didn't become irrelevant after leaving Wings.

>Sheever just constantly embarrassing herself

Honour killing when

>>172737574
Who the fuck is talking about EE, you god damn retarded?

>>172737575
>meme throw order
XD

>>172737676
You know who else qualified for Kiev? SG-eSports. The fucking Brazilian team. And South American and North American teams are pretty much on the same level, with the exception of EG ofc.

>EG
>No Invoker

It's over HAHAHAHHA

Any good sheever pics from this event?

>>172737753
as if it was not fun to persecute and mock weeaboos.

@172737895
neck yourself

>>172737905
Sumails invoker is lackluster

>>172737709
Typical np stuff

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>>172737850
i-i was pretending!

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>>172737961
>implying that's me
>he literally is this far behind the 4chan meta

this truly is a containment general LMFAOP

>>172737845
scripted honeypot

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nu-EG is going to lose because Cr1t is a low IQ numale that cant draft

>CM LINA PUCK

welp looks like EG is out

>>172737957
Only compared to Miracle. His mid and lategame is on par with other Invokers.

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gg EG lost. Now let the GOOD team play

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>puck
>brew

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I WANT TO CUM ON SHEEVER'S PANTYHOSE-CLAD LEGS

absolute shit draft crit

DOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM

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can't wait for the NA dota tears after this match

>this wings draft
I'd legit abandon if my team drafted this in a pub

MILDLY INCONVENIENCED

>>172738103
BLOOMED?

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>>172738064
>doubting

EG has a bunch of frail heroes. Wings have a bunch of tanky, hard to burst heroes. They're going to get ran over.

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>>172738103
KEGGAH

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>>172738021
>implying that was me

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>it's a "nu-EG" episode

i saw sheevers panties

>EG drafted 4 female heros

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>>172738103
OUT

lmao the panel picking EG. lmao NA on suicide watch.

>>172738103

MILDLY INCONVENIENCED

>>172738120
>F-falling for the H-Honeypot

go next

>>172738182
progressive

wtf ppd not casting eg

>>172738175
pics?

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>>172738148
Fuck off with your 3d sluts

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>>172738182
>puck
>female

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>tfw no lina inverse hero

Did you just assume puck's gender?

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>offlane puck
Do you really need to meme on a best of 1?

>>172738253
sure paypal me $20 i need a pizza

>picking the twins who always loses
when will they boot Crit? Sumail to OG when?

MK will get normal melee range next patch right

>>172738323
puck is a trans blue furby

>>172738407
He's going to get negative range. He'll only be able to attack from behind.

what should I watch today d2g? Strangelove or 2001?

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post sluts

>>172738449
2001

especially if you got any drugs at home, but its good sober as well

>>172738376
it's THE ONLY way to win in best of 1

>>172738405
wait nevermind Wings has Brew "pick me if you want to lose" Master

>twitch full of pepe emotes

>>172738470
Don't have any images of your mom on hand sorry

>losing all lanes
Did they find a briefcase of coke and just want out of the tournament or something

>spectre midas

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>>172736305

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>>172738470

alright EG won

>team using the courier when rtz needs his midas

>>172738602
?

>>172738610
our chinks gonna btfo team reddit

>>172738501

will do, thanks anon

nice tactical pause chinks

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>>172737403
>muh 700 oogeyboogeyman

>cr1t fell for the invoker brew trap

lmao this game is literally over it can be 60-10 and wings will still mega them

How will RTZ throw this one

Taking all predictions now

ayo how much is that Lina ironman thingy hat?

>"shadow completed his hood so he is hard target to kill"
>dies 10 seconds later
every time

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>>172737814
Dont be mean to animes!

Wings are so bad now.

>>172738712
>hides linas tits
its shit

>pick doom
>lose

>>172738771
>now
EG always was the only team that can beat china

how juicy would it be if it were an all Western final with a dead silent crowd?

>>172738771

they're all like 18 years old and have already won 2 million dollars each, why wouldnt they be

>>172738803
>loses to both IGs multiple times
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>172738803
they lost the group to fucking empire
they're having post TI winner syndrome

>>172738708
trying the classic, "i've got an aegis lemme go in and tank, dispersion will fuck them up. i've got buyback too so let me feed after respawn then i'll bb in and haunt for the teamfight"

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>>172738470
here
i posted the plural amount of slut

/d2g/ is just retards watching espergs and posting EPIC REACTIONS XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX--------------------------------DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

in the offtime when there isn't actually anything to watch, the thread dies and the only scraps of discussion that are left are posts talking about how EPIC it was when that PLAYER did THING, or actual discussion about dota that ends up being put under a fucking pillow when the next epic espergs game comes up

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>>172738843
>>172738860
>this mad his teams never ever EVER can compete against china at TI
WEW

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>>172738803
stop talking about nu-EG as if they're EG you cancerous RTZcuck

These guys won TI?

jesus, invoker still doesnt have a midas LOL

Why is the boundless strike stun so long?

>Sumail taking Light Strike Array damage over -respawn
What is his reasoning behind this?

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>>172738712
it's a monkeylord from Supreme Commander, the Epitome of Real Time Strategy Genre, hat
stop being 2k@postingundbrowsing

>>172738875
CMC are PURE

>>172738902
K

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>>172738902
so fucking mad

the game is dead

the game
the thread
the board
exist for esports

kill yourself gameshitter

>>172738902
>or actual discussion about dota that ends up being put under a fucking pillow when the next epic espergs game comes up
you seem to be rather butter frustrated that dotes is more fun to watch than play, and for that you have my pity

>>172738950
He's not gonna die so -respawn time is worthless

I just realized that blink is pretty much Super but has a larger hero pool. So underwhelming, always loses his lane or breaks even.

>>172738950
Nice to have longer breaks when you die

>>172738947
Beta

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Why are Russians so fucking bad at dota? There's so many of them playing this game and they can't even get 1 (ONE) decent team.

All their fucking pros that are not washed up are 15 year old pub stars that flame like crazy.

HOW TO BALANCE BOUNDLESS STRIKE
- +.25 stun in every level
- Now stuns based on distance, from 2.25 at melee range to 0.1 seconds at max range

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>>172738950
>planning to die
baka anonymous....

>>172738950
>sumail gets cocky with early successful moves
>loses a fight in mid game
>loses the game

how many times have we seen this happen already?

>>172738950
he's just gotta make an impact until this spectre comes online. Wings have hardly any capacity to farm nor scale past spell damage

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>NP lost

PEOPLE WILL STILL BELIEVE EE IS A GOOD PLAYER AFTER THIS

>>172739086
Not once because sumail is infallible.

>EG having problems
heh classic chinks

Come on cucks, share some sheever pics

>chinks can't even do sound right
LMAO

what a nation of non-humans

>>172739126
i-it was all aui's fault t-though

>>172739148
Yeah like that time he played mid brewmaster at a TI6 elimination match against an ursa, and didnt skill drunken haze until like level 4

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pol redirects to mlpol WTF!!!!
fucking gook moot!!!!

Haven't played the game in a while. How is this tree-jumping monkey balanced?

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>>172739038
?
just wait for major
there are a lot of great skilled players here but they lack discipline and don't take game seriously, also there are no good captains in cis

>>172739206
she passed her use by date long ago friendo

>>172739148
Even the game they had against Liquid in this very tournament. EG was raping the early game, Sumail was SF, he went for blink dagger AGHS, they started losing fights and lost the game. He even had to sell his aghs blink and get real itens but it was too late. (i know you were being ironic btw)

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>>172738997
>the past, current and future state of the favela of dOTa 2
truly
only the Posters of the Frog could possibly help

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>this rubik

>Rubick

KEK

what happens to Rubick if he's in a tree and jump tree skill expires?

>>172739038
There are good Russians, there just aren't any good Russian teams because this is a game of strategy and there's so few good minds there. It's pretty much the slav SEA region where there's a desperate lack of good captains.

>>172739265
Hopefully he does what Moot did to /fur/

>>172738758
>puck is hard to gank and not worth it
>10 seconds later

>>172739446
they have to call the fire department to get the cat out of the tree

>>172739404
hahahaha

>>172739265
april fools

>>172739446
tree goes up bum and rub stcuk there forever

>>172739446
the game ends

why did universe go midas?

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>>172739581
Do not doubt the universe

>>172739581
its a build
they have a spectre so its going late anyways

>>172739581
420 gold sooner mate

>>172739606
>>172739628
but i can't help but think that a utility item would have been better when you have 2 late game heroes

>>172739581
to use it on rubick or doom in start of the fight

God chink dota is so boring to watch

>>172739581
not worried about item progression after power treads and blink and he isnt scared to take this later with a spectre farming this well.

>half the screentime is replays and booth/player shots
Chink tournaments were a mistake

did DAC fuck up the laundry? why are all the chinese team in casual friday gear

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>>172739659
Do
Not
Doubt
The
Universe

>>172739684
This very much, something that really bothered me is that they play so fucking safe until the 50th+ minute.

Remember, they also pick farm machines like alchemist, medusa, antimage etc and wouldn't get more than 5 kills until a quarter into an hour

Seriously a 20min spectre with midas can't possibly win against a 14min midas mid invoker with no agi line up r-right?

YOU
ARE _______

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>>172739684
>EG is leading
>EG dictating the pace
>it's China's fault

>Artour does nothing... again

>>172739759
Doesn't matter if you got DOOMED

test
pol is down

>>172739807
why are nips so lazy
can't they just draw the eyebrows and then the hair

>>172739793
MINORLY INCONVENIENCED

>Shartour Shitaev just runs in and dies

>>172739826
he did the most damage that fight you retard

im not even an eg fan

>EG.singsing

>artour is lvl 18 almost 30 minutes in despite getting midas at minute 6 and afk farming whole game
???

>>172739931
we lost

>excr1tment

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Anyone else think Lina looks cool with her incarna head and how she sways in the avatar screen

>>172736838
Puppey is the biggest piece of shit in Dota

Why does anyone still agree to be a part of his cuck team?

>centaur
>enchantress

lmao nice furry game you nerds

>>172740026
because he's a good captain

>EG

lmfao

looking forward to alacrity not being castable on brewlings next patch

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*spawns in front of you*
>"Any last request before i burn you to a crisp traveler?"

what the fuck EG