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/ss13g/ - Space Station 13 General

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Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:
>the hive
>clowns
>skub

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>/vg/station forum and logs
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://game.ss13.moe/logs

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>Cryo Autism
http://pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/raw/u40ABfJz
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>tfw no vox gf
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2nd remove peacekeeper tazer and rename it to secborg W H E N
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>don't play as engy
>12:50, not a single engine even looked at funny despite 8 station engineers
>latejoin as engy
>station time 12:15, a single atmos tech has set up 47 different kinds of power
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>>172605435
>tfw no vox bf
one of these if we do more NO RULES I'm gonna catch me one of them
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>>172605393
OP picture made me kek. That's how I feel when I play assistant.
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>Space Station 13 General
>not Spessmen on a Spess Station
delet this
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>>172605435
>tfw
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>>172605670
that's a rooster
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bird walk in and funny misspell
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what's the best job to latejoin as
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>>172605859
Mime, but only when there's definitely already a clown.
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>>172605859
Captain
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>>172605798
any bird that does this and isn't a trader should be bullied. You were hired by a massive corporation aboard an incredibly expensive space station, I doubt you'd be getting a job if you couldn't say things without retarded grammar mistakes.
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>>172605859
solosec.
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>>172605487
>don't play medbay
>Empty fridge, default mix, no biomass
>play medbay
>filled with doctors who do their job.
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>>172605973
>hired
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>>172605859
Janitor, you'll have plenty of stuff to do
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>>172606020
>don't play science
>3 anomolists and not one of them touched research
>play science
>4 anomolists and not one of them touched research
I fucking hate our research and development.
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>latejoin as chaplain for comfy round
>station floors are an arts and crafts project
>decide to bless, give confessions, etc.
>readying a funeral
>assistant comes up
>cuffs me as I'm asking if he wants some alone time with the dead
>"what the fuck are you doing?" I ask
>"you failed le test :D" he replies
>"what fucking test?"
>drags me to security
>officer doesn't even know what to do
>HoS talking about whether or not to perma a plant
>after 5 minutes finally get them to uncuff me
>can't have an intelligible conversation with anyone
>can't kill myself
>sacrifice a dead lisa for a cookie from Nar'Sie
>arrive at centcomm
>smelele
>SCOTLAND FOREVER

this is how I spend my sleepless nights
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>>172606069
Yes, employers have to hire you for your job.
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>>172606195
>implying that vox workers aren't slaves
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>>172606195
>implying they didn't kill and eat the previous Rail Kinson and just assumed their identity.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RtX3cSgs6s&t=0s
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>>172606268
They get paid.
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>>172606174

Sorry bro, i was testing if people would react fast enough a cuff attempt
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>>172606338
Is this real?
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>>172606338
this looks like a shitty space engineers
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A few years ago there was someone who got coder access on /tg/station and proceeded to make a bunch of insane changes. When she(?) got caught doing weird shit, she lost her status and most of her changes were reverted, but she did so much that months later people were still finding weird shit she'd hidden in the asteroid field.

Does anyone here know what this person's name was? I know this is a different community from /tg/station but I'm sure there's overlap in the playerbase.
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>>172607137
It is not /tg/station it is TG station
/tg/'s server is d20
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>>172606343
>implying that credits is real money
The syndicate are the good guys
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>>172601121
You cannot avoid it, it will become a thing. Pomf approved.
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>>172607550
I haven't been following this game for a while but it looks like they're still using "/tg/station."
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>>172607907
>Pomf approved
Maybe it's time for Pomf to go on a nice nature walk
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>>172608413
make me faget
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>>172608606
With pleasure
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>>172478860
How do peple screw that up all the time.
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Guess I didn't get the memo that Autism Night was tonight.
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>not thowing yourself into the service of a T.Y.R.A.N.T. AI in order to gain power and punish your enemies
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>carshalash unbanned
AHHHAHAHHAAHAHHHAHAHhahHhHHAHAHAHAH
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>>172608186
they have nothing to do with /tg/ and hardly anyone calls them /tg/. just TG.
/tg/ has a server and it's called d20. Don't know much about it though cause it's pretty dead
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>>172609230
>selling your soul to robot satan
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>>172609302
He was banned?
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>>172606163
just print the fucking syringe guns that's already like half the dev
it's boring but it's not like it's fucking hard, especially if you bug chem to make the sulphur instead of running out the chemboard you'll likely never use again
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>>172610103
permabanned, but being friends with sawbones fixes that
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>>172610251
It's consistently faster to get acid from the outpost.
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>>172609967
>not using the power of robot satan to rip shitcurity a new asshole
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>>172610262
isn't he more friends with shapka and the other australian cunt memers?
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>>172610302
>still fast even with a method that isn't the optimal
There ya go, problem solved.
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https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues/14475

I forgot to mention this is on Box station
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>>172610262
I don't see an appeal
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Does anyone here actually like gremlins?
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>>172613043
he's been real shit lately. He revived a tator clown who fucked shit up and then got rekt as a super clown goblin with those nigger emojis as a name (the crying laugh and OK hand emojis).
It wasn't even amusing (the clown tator was though). It was just a super speed clown goblin wrecking the escape shuttle.
Guess the name of the clown.
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>>172613043
No, not really. When it comes to engineering it's autistimically induced headache.
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>>172613240
Have is been posted to his forum feedback?
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>>172611891
it's in the approved section
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>>172613329
No
It was pretty fucking dumb. That clown by himself got the station to call the shuttle. Because of a killer clown. It was actually great fun.
Then apologyman memes it the fuck up for no reason. Actually reviving the tator clown who killed several people as a gay as mob with super speed.
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>>172613873
Was that when I did my potasium drivebys? That robotocist cucked me hard.
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>>172614046
Yeah. I was the one sec guard. You were a great tator clown. It was like that creepy gif of the bloody clown with the toolbox and airlock opening and closing. I was living that.
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>>172614193
I was sad about botany getting over run, I had a balloon copy of myself in the theater. I was going to pretend surrender to the hos and jump out of the turned off disposal bin and murder the fuck out of him.
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>>172614318
Your balloon got moved into medbay
Not gonna lie, I shot it
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>>172614764
I had a second one there, I saw it gone and laughed.
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>>172613043
No.

They were always a shit idea, and I cannot understand why anyone could possibly want them.

We do not need automated NPC greytiders.
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>>172613240
>Guess the name of the clown.
Rofl if it's Apologyman it's Carshalash.

Shitter enabling.
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>>172616246
Fuck off Nuklear.
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>>172613240
>joy
>isn't on that b button tip
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>>172616246
[23:46:24]ADMIN: HELP: Carshalash/(Apologyman): i forget, cutting wires in maint as a clown. y/n? - heard by 2 non-AFK admins.
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>>172616246
[01:02:06]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) jumped to Carshalash/(Apologyman)
[01:02:54]ADMIN: SubtlePM: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) as Apologyhonk -> Carshalash/(The Captains Ass) : You earned the name
[01:03:21]ADMIN: SubtlePM: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) as Apologyhonk -> Carshalash/(The Captains Ass) : Oh yeah, one last thing.
[01:03:28]ADMIN: Carshalash/(The Captains Ass) was buttblasted by Apologyman
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>>172616246
[02:53:58]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) jumped to Carshalash/(Carshalash)
[02:54:07]ADMIN: (ratstar/) started the game as a Assistant.
[02:54:21]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) jumped to Carshalash/(Zachary Hensha)
[02:54:28]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) spawned /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/cluwne/goblin at (198,222,1)
[02:54:31]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) stuffed carshalash into clown goblin.
[02:55:50]ADMIN: (wentafk/) started the game as a Clown.
[02:56:04]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) jumped to carshalash/(clown goblin)
[02:56:24]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) jumped to carshalash/(clown goblin)
[03:00:48]ADMIN: ArthurDentist/(ArthurDentist) checked antagonists.
[03:01:06]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) jumped to carshalash/(clown goblin)
[03:01:23]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) modified Abbo Goblin's color to #000000
[03:01:35]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) played a local sound /sound
[03:01:58]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) spawned /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/gremlin at (226,274,1)
[03:02:07]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) modified gremlin's ckey to carshalash
[03:02:15]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) modified Abbo's color to #000000
[03:02:33]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) healed / revived carshalash/(Abbo)
[03:03:06]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) has gibbed *no key*/(Abbo)
[03:03:18]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) spawned /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/gremlin at (198,255,1)
[03:03:25]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) stuffed apologyman into gremlin.
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>>172617867
How is that beneficial?
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>It's a digitalis round

Removal when?
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>>172615993
he made so many to hide the player controlled gremlins for the REAL GREMLIN HOURS gremlin ops - done because the two vampires were killed 20 minutes into the round.
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>>172618169
guy is a titanic shitter, he wont last long
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>>172616246
[01:47:20]ADMIN: PRAYER: carshalash/(Hyper Clown Drifter) at <A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=207;Y=189;Z=1'>Escape Shuttle Hallway - 207,189,1</a>: honkmother please honk me on honk honk honk appreciate honk
[01:47:38]ADMIN: Apologyman/(space carp) has created a command report: 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
[01:49:05]ADMIN: HELP: BlindWatcher/(mouse (92)): I'd like the AI to be told to stop spamming comms - heard by 1 non-AFK admins.
[01:49:51]ADMIN: apologyman/(space carp) has added a law to Harse Theef/(Tengu): "Spam your text to speech function at any given chance."
[01:49:54]ADMIN: apologyman/(space carp) has notified Harse Theef/(Tengu) of a change to their laws.
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Apologyman is the best admin we've had since dragon.
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>>172618169
I don't want to spill to much salt, because i'm sure that's why he pulls this shit, but 4 recalls is mega fucking gay

I fault the admins last round for not sending a deathsquad
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>>172617728
>>172617867
>>172617995
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>>172618169
>implying Digitalis was the biggest threat
>implying fucking emags everywhere wasn't the most chaos inducing thing in the round
still a shame Avada didn't die to my hands but instead died to some other shit.
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>>172616246
[01:28:05]ADMIN: HELP: Carshalash/(Hyper Clown Drifter): REEEE - heard by 1 non-AFK admins.
[01:28:10]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) spawned /obj/item/weapon/dice/d20/cursed at (240,263,1)
[01:28:49]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) spawned /obj/item/weapon/dice/d20/cursed at (239,263,1)
[01:28:53]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) spawned /obj/item/weapon/dice/d20/cursed at (238,263,1)
[01:31:19]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) spawned /obj/item/weapon/dice/d20/cursed at (239,263,1)
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>4 people show up at the bridge with guns drawn
>figure at least 2 of them are traitors
>jump in a disposal bin
>someone else flushes it
>come back 5 minutes later
>3 of them are dead
what happened
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>>172618410
You were a terrible captain frank.
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>>172618256
>>172618345
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>>172616246
[21:45:52]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) jumped to Kernikov/(Jack Clark)
[21:45:56]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) jumped to Gringonius/(Randome Namyo)
[21:46:27]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) jumped to Leapthatwall/(Foo Kin Gik)
[21:47:13]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) checked silicon laws.
[21:47:31]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) spawned /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/cluwne/goblin at (250,251,1)
[21:47:49]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) modified Hyper Clown Drifter's movement_speed_modifier to 0.03
[21:47:55]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) modified Hyper Clown Drifter's ckey to carshalash
[21:48:28]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) modified Hyper Clown Drifter's movement_speed_modifier to 5e+010
[21:48:28]ADMIN: HELP: Carshalash/(Hyper Clown Drifter): this isnt drifting at all - heard by 2 non-AFK admins.
[21:48:52]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) jumped to Carshalash/(Hyper Clown Drifter)
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>>172618345
Hyper clown drifer is the name he gives clown goblins.
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>>172618442
yeah, not my finest round but in my defense it was a total shitshow
I tried to be a quiet bridge HoP, but circumstances would not permit it
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>>172618541
hyper light drifter was a disappointment
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>>172618541
>[21:47:55]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) modified Hyper Clown Drifter's ckey to carshalash
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>>172617995

Apologyman shoves the Australian that's prone to sperging out in a jet black gremlin named abbo and he immediately kills himself twice on shocked doors.

That's honestly pretty good.
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>>172618725
Twice?
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>>172618442
>only one other head
>traitor
>only one sec
>warden
that round was doomed from the start
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>admins only doing cool stuff for their metafriends
this is why we can't have nice things
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>>172618778

Yep, he also followed him around playing this

https://youtu.be/_tOkb1y7hEs?t=104
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> [23:30:54]ADMIN: HELP: Harse Theef/(Felicity Rivera): yo, Mascaro Brown wiped my genetics once and then just zas'd me to death in my own lab and just stuck me in the morgue, obviously an antag, but I can't help but feel insanely irk'd - heard by 0 non-AFK admins.
ban digitalis from antag when?
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>>172618869
>>172618725
>>172618778
If you've ever wondered why our Australian players are the way they are then just take a look at this photo.
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>Carshalash ahelps random memes
>Apologyman starts giving him free stuff

Uhh? Disappointed in both sadly
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>>172618869

Stick music in space when?
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>>172618906
digitalis can be a gigantic faggot as much as he wants to as antag
there are checks and balances against that
the failure last round came from admins not sending a death-squad after recall number 3
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>>172618861
It's a commonly known fact that all australians love aboriginals and think they're cool.
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>>172616246
[18:39:52]ADMIN: apologyman/(Shiggy Diggintons) jumped to Carshalash/(Zachary Hensha)
[18:39:59]ADMIN: apologyman/(Shiggy Diggintons) spawned /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/cluwne/goblin at (226,239,1)
[18:40:01]ADMIN: apologyman/(Shiggy Diggintons) stuffed carshalash into clown goblin.
[18:40:28]ADMIN: Kernikov/(Jack Clark) played a local sound /sound
[18:40:37]ADMIN: HELP: Killette2/(CLOWN SLIME): questionf or kavlax. What surgical tools does the switchtool want? - heard by 3 non-AFK admins.
[18:40:46]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Shiggy Diggintons) modified FUCKING LEGEND's movement_speed_modifier to 1.23123e+010
[18:41:49]ADMIN: Kernikov/(Jack Clark) played a local sound /sound
[18:43:04]ADMIN: apologyman/(Shiggy Diggintons) jumped to carshalash/(FUCKING LEGEND)
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>>172618725

That is one of the best things I've read in awhile
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>>172616246
[23:10:11]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) has left build mode.
[23:10:16]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) healed / revived Carshalash/(Apologyman)
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>>172619201
Im getting somewhat concerned you're isolating parts of the logs.
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>>172616246
[23:14:31]ADMIN: HELP: Carshalash/(Apologyman): you mind doing another dragging me around and gibbing me? I can see how this round is going and want people to have some fun at my expense. - heard by 3 non-AFK admins.
[23:14:33]ADMIN: Randome Namyo/(<A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayeropts=[0x3000300]'>gringonius</A>) teleported a the global positioning system (SCI0) to <A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=125;Y=147;Z=1'>Space - 125,147,1</a> from <A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=285;Y=221;Z=1'>Telescience - 285,221,1</a>
[23:14:36]ADMIN: Randome Namyo/(<A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayeropts=[0x3000300]'>gringonius</A>) teleported a the global positioning system (SCI0) to <A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=285;Y=221;Z=1'>Telescience - 285,221,1</a> from <A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=125;Y=147;Z=1'>Space - 125,147,1</a>
[23:14:41]ADMIN: PM: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher)->Carshalash/(Apologyman): Yeah I can do that
[23:14:42]ADMIN: HELP: Carshalash/(Apologyman): preferably in maint since that's where grue live - heard by 3 non-AFK admins.
[23:14:51]ADMIN: PM: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher)->Carshalash/(Apologyman): Start making a scene and ill drag you into maint
[23:14:55]ADMIN: Randome Namyo/(<A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminp
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>>172616246
[23:34:43]ADMIN: HELP: Carshalash/(Hyper Clown Drifter): reee that behavior thing is annoying - heard by 2 non-AFK admins.
[23:34:48]ADMIN: Jjenjr/(Old Man Snoop) jumped to carshalash/(Hyper Clown Drifter)
[23:34:49]ADMIN: PM: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher)->Carshalash/(Hyper Clown Drifter): hold up
[23:34:54]ADMIN: PM: Socachaca/(Karla Avelar)->Carshalash/(Hyper Clown Drifter): ?????
[23:34:58]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) deleted Hyper Clown Drifter at (277,243,1)
[23:35:02]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) spawned /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/cluwne/goblin at (282,255,1)
[23:35:21]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) modified Hyper Drifter Clown's ckey to carshalash
[23:35:37]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) modified Hyper Drifter Clown's movement_speed_modifier to 1.23123e+009
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Why not post all these logs on the forum?
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>>172618906
The best way to antag is to ruin someone's autism.
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>>172619228
[23:10:09]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) is throwing a Apologyman at the floor - <A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=216;Y=254;Z=1'>Central Primary Hallway - 216,254,1</a>
[23:10:09]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) is throwing a Apologyman at the floor - <A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=216;Y=254;Z=1'>Central Primary Hallway - 216,254,1</a>
[23:10:11]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) has left build mode.
[23:10:16]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) healed / revived Carshalash/(Apologyman)
[23:10:54]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) has entered build mode.
[23:11:01]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) is selecting Apologyman for throwing at <A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=229;Y=253;Z=1'>Central Primary Hallway - 229,253,1</a>
[23:11:02]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) is throwing a Apologyman at the floor - <A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=209;Y=253;Z=1'>Central Primary Hallway - 209,253,1</a>
[23:11:04]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) is throwing a Apologyman at the floor - <A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=209;Y=253;Z=1'>Central Prim

http://game.ss13.moe/logs/2017/03-March/19-Sunday%20admin%20only.log

Pick any day and search carsh.
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>>172619378
Please dont avatarfag its illegal on 4chan. I won't report you this time but don't do it again
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>>172619374
lmao im not getting memed by the metaclub
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>>172619374
nice try shitmin
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>Kernikov posts in Apologyman's feedback with out of context lags

>nobody responds so random cuts of logs start to appear three hours later into the thread

>Every one of them is of Apologyman shoving carsh into a clown goblin that moves so fast it can't maneuver, a jet black gremlin named Aboriginal, or throwing him down a hallway in buildmode

>He's literally bullying carsh

Sounds like somebody is very upset that they lost their prayermin powers in less than a week
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>>172619746
t. Carsh
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>>172619746
shut the fuck up aboriginal cunt

you shouldn't even been unbanned
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>>172619746
I've been gone for a while but when I left I distinctly remember many 'prayermin' apps getting shut down because 'we had no use' for that kind of adminning, what changed?
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>>172619814
>>172619862
>>172619880

t.Kernikov
t.Bill
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>>172619880
gremlins happened
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>>172606338
>steam link goes to frontpage
>can't find it on steam
nice
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I really want to get into this game but my university blocks BYOND for malware, what do?
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>>172620149

Whoops I meant to link to

>>172619746
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>>172620149
HUH THEY STOPPED POSTING LOGS AFTER POSTING ALL THE LOGS
REALLY
MAKES
YOU
GO
KILL
URSELF
FAGGOT
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>>172620335

>We will continue to monitor the prayermin situation and act as needed. For now the program will continue. Was Kernikov the symptom, or the disease? Time will tell

:thinking:
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>c*ders trying to nerf soap


REEEEEEEEEEE YOU FUCKS HAVEN'T EVEN PLAYED JANITOR
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>>172619880
Probe got given head of trial admins.
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nice admins you bunch of faggots
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>>172618685
The fuck is wrong with you? Hyper Light Drifter was an indisputably great game.
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does anyone else save screenshots of their waifu haha
no? haha yeah me neither
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>>172620856
dev cancelled muh vita version - thus I was disappointed
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>>172619746
>>172619928
I've been an admin more than your parents ever told you that they love you, so being deadminned is hardly a new experience.
Carsh literally ahelps almost every round just to talk to admins, which I've made a comment to him about.
Go find a new boogeyman, senpai.
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>>172620335
After I pointed out if you search Carsh it will basically be right next to Apologyman I didn't figure I needed to do much else.
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>>172621346

>We will continue to monitor the prayermin situation and act as needed. For now the program will continue. Was Kernikov the symptom, or the disease? Time will tell
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>>172621346

>posting a picture to try and prove that you're not mad

Nice try
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>>172620149
>>172619378
Avatar fagging.
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haha will i be banned if i tried to kiss my husbando
haha no reason just asking
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>>172621707
Thats the first picture to show up on google if you look up kamen rider
>>172621707
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>>172621730
some assistant called me handsome once

go out and follow your dreams
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>>172621765
Avatar fagging is still avatar fagging if it is the most popular picture of your husbando or the least popular picture of your husbando.
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>>172621650
The only thing I'm even slightly mad about is a certain faggot raider who's complaing about why no one is talking or fighting him honorably in dominion while he spams GBs and tries to cliff in every fight.
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>>172622024
I'm saying its a false flag you auts
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>>172622247

Most likely Nuke, he's still pretty upset he wasn't allowed to play video games in the secret metaclub discord.

The real question is When is the coder metaclub discord going to play the META metaclub discord in videogames?
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>"soaps are currently not okay"
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[00:01:54]SAY: Idiot/Carshalash/(Idiot) (@258,181,1) Deadsay: cries, "like their spaghetti"
[00:01:56]SAY: Idiot/Carshalash/(Idiot) (@258,181,1) Deadsay: cries, "that shit was disgusting"

HEARD YOU WAS TALKIN SHIT IN DEADCHAT ABOUT MY SPAGHETTI DAWG YOU LOOKIN FOR SOME SHIT
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>>172622683
ITS JUST A BOWL OF FUCKING SAUCE AVADA
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>>172620408
Other serbs require the soap to be wet before being usable.
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>>172620408
>nuke chimes in with his esoteric shit about a tertiary convenience item for a civilian job
I don't fucking get you people
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>>172620408
The guy just wants an excuse to only use the mop to slip everyone.
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>>172622857
dude other servers have round-start non-valid tahooterdoobleydoobers and donator bennies we should like totez cop that sh*t
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>>172623515
He can already do that and there was never a significant penalty for doing this.
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Carshalaah for headmin
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>>172623516
>CODERS WANT TO CHANGE [THING]
>this is how it works on other servers
>YEAH, BUT OTHER SERVERS HAVE DOUBLE DICKED DOG BOYS
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>>172624046
The fact that other servers do something a certain way doesn't mean we should, or should not be doing it in that way. More information is needed to formulate a persuasive argument in either case.
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MERGE THIS NOW!!!

https://github.com/ParadiseSS13/Paradise/pull/7000

I fucking NEED this!

Gore would add so much to this server.
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>>172624167
Vore*
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>>172624046
okay well what you mentioned or proposed isn't a good solution or even a reasonable compromise and I genuinely don't give a fuck about what they do on the other servers
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>>172623515
>>172623676
There's no PRACTICAL reason to use mop+bucket+water for cleaning while the soap bars exist, right? I'm not saying to nerf soap though. On the other hand if we made the mop faster there's the slipping aspect and if we made it so that it worked faster it would wet tiles faster too.
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>>172605859
Assistant
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>>172624131
The only argument I can think of to keep soap the way it is is the ease of use. We're a fast paced serb, so an extra step might not work.
On the other hand, as it is now, anyone with a bar of soap can do the janitor's job as well, if not better, than the janitor himself.
Soap is straight better than any other method of cleaning.
>no slip
>doesn't require a mop bucket
>doesn't have a progress bar
>unlimited uses
I'm for the change. I'll mourn the loss of my easy cleaning, but it's a good balance change.
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>>172624562
Yeah, so you can point at the wet floor sign.
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>>172624652
It's not a good balance change or a significant or necessary one and there's no reason for you to run a professional public relations campaign supporting it.
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>>172624562
-less clicking
-valid sign-points
-occupies more of your time so you don't run out of things to clean and die of boredom
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>>172613043
>Kernikov shitting on admins for pressing buttons after getting de-prayerminned after F O U R D A Y S

Ceramics.
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>>172625257
It's been said time and time again. Prayermins were a mistake
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>>172624912
Not an argument, faggot.
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Why use a janitor when you can build 3 clean bots ?
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>>172625421
Not a rebuttal.
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>>172625257
He is doing the stuff he was told not to.
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>>172625838
>[reasons why soap should be changed]
>"No I don't like it"
????
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Why do people not like hotkey mode so much?
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What if soap cleaned footprints but not gibs and vomit piles, the source of them
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>>172626128
The cleaning function of soap is inconsequential.
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>>172626184
IDK

I think it has to do with learning, I learned on arrow keys and always wondered how these chinks could do so many actions at once then learned hotkeys and never looked back

non-hotkeymode is a mem
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>>172626337
It's only inconsequential if you believe the mess system is inconsequential. I would argue messes do impact your ability to see objects at a glance and are therefore relevant to the game balance in a niche way. Blood affects cult rounds too.
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>>172626584
The lag related to virus calculations is the only genuine impact the mess system actually has on the game right now.
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>>172626337
The fact that there are no consequence to using soap over any other method is why it needs to be change, you mong.
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>>172626835
Did a bar of soap rape your mother?
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>>172626835
There's no consequence to using anything other than the mop and people still use the fucking mop anyway.
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>>172626973
>Space cleaner is finite
>Cleaner grenades are finite
>Mop is slower, slips, and is finite.
>Soap is infinite, no skip, very fast unless you suffer from muscle degeneration in your fingers.

Hmm really got my cogs turning
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can't we, like, buff the mop instead?
i mean, it is severely underpowered in terms of cleaning, so why don't we buff it instead of nerfing evrything?
make it clean 3x3 squares when used, but also make it a bit slower than it is now, and it'll be on the same level.
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>>172627363
>space cleaner is easily replenished or purchased
>additional cleaner grenades can be produced
>mop can be used four times per dip, bucket and cart hold more than enough and can be easily refilled
>janicart can be upgraded into a literal janiborg mount and negate the need for any of these apart from stains under immovable objects

Hard hitting and impactful competitive balance changes in a BYOND roleplaying game damn............
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>>172627681
That's why you have the janicart you stupid nigger
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>>172626973

Cleaning grenades are one use only.
You need to refill a cleaner bottle.
Janicart is huge and blocks traffic.

Literally no downside to drop every other cleaning tool you have for a bar of soap as a janitor. It completely trivialized the janitor's job.

>>172627757
>chemists refilling space cleaner
>chemists making cleaning grenades
>even asking them when you have a bar of soap
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>be clown
>space lubin everything
>dumpstering people
>everyone calls for my head
>ERT gets called for some other reason
>Beartrap and slip ERT when they start chasing me through maint
>this continues for like 30 minutes
>get tired/sloppy, take a random taser and get decapitated
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>>172627681
on second thought, i guess that'd be too OP both as a cleaning and a slipping method. maybe we can make it randomly clean adjacent tiles without making them as slippery/wet.
>>172627821
i don't remember the janicart auto-improving the mop, and as a cleaning method it's stuck behind sci, so i ask you to elaborate.
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>>172627681
Because then I can't wave my limp dick around at my computer monitor and proclaim myself as the fucking Space Station 13 theorycraft god for being a minor inconvenience like every other cock-breathed illiterate faggot that has touched the Dream Maker client.
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>>172627681
You can clean 9 tiles at once with the mop if you just click fast. This would be a downgrade in that way.
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>>172627757
>anon proves the other argument was right all along
It's amazing how you completely missed how all those methods you listed have to be replenished or refilled while the soap has no requirements to use and is unlimited use.

Really made me think.
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>>172626973
The only people I've seen use the mop are the ones baiting for escalation by "mopping" completely clean and busy pathways
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>>172628091
I lol'd
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>>172628002
ignore that second half, i was an idiot and
>>172628103
had prooven me wrong.
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>>172627863
>spamclicking around medbay instead of just spritzing a couple times
>using the bar of soap if somebody is working robotics
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>>172628118
*pushes you*
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>>172628364
Every time you post, you make your argument make less sense. You've not given a reason why soap shouldn't be nerfed other than you dont like change.
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Best champion to play in lowpop?
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>>172628764
the clown that humors everyone but also knows how to get shit done
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>>172628615
You havent given a reason to nerf soap other than your hardon for the mop
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>>172628615
No I've reiterated myself about a dozen times now and you refuse to accept that this is a pointless change to a mundane item that won't actually thwart any of these heinous fucking evil evil wicked men playing janitor and powergaming your cult rounds all day.
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>>172628918
Anon, I think you might be willingly retarded.
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Nerf pill eating when?

One-click-make-pill-disappear is not balanced no matter what, it literally has no downside, and I'm 100% sure this was not intended.
Be objective, people, this may hurt your gameplay but you know pills are currently not okay.
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>>172629058
I think you might have fucking aspergers syndrome and are too out-to-lunch to take a fucking hint.

It's a dumb idea and you're a faggot.
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>Carshalash is not banned
>I am

Explain that, my ckey is katawashoujoxxx
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>>172629001
The fact that there's no point to using anything but the soap is the point. Have you not been paying attention? Are you brain damaged?

Please give me another reason, for the love of God, because your only reason to not change it is the entire reason why it should be changed.
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>>172629201
you aren't apart of the metaclub friendo
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>>172629201
>Account age 0, after being warned multiple times for shitter behavior over the course of their day toolboxed people for no reason, smashed up medbay's bots, then bitched about being thrown in perma over it. Appeal this in some time if you want to prove you're not a mindless griffon.
I mean, you tell me why you're still banned.
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>>172629224
There is the janicart in the game and soap is triggering you this hard?
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>>172629224
Read the thread.
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SOAP WINS BABY
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When pjb is more rational than you are, its time to take a step back. Nerfing soap is autistic high rp tier, if you want other methods of cleaning be used, buff the unused, don't nerf the good ones.
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>>172629498
The janicart upgrade takes cooperation from another department and if the janicart is destroyed it cannot be replaced.
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>>172629590
All those reasons you've given only proved why the soap should be changed.
The only one that wasn't disproven was "waah, I don't like change," because thats the sum of your argument at this point.
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>>172629684
Pjb just closed your pr mopcuck
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>>172629684
If someone takes your soap you're shit out of luck unless a botanist, mechanic or trader decides to cooperate with you.
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>>172613240
What bothers me about this is the emojis. That's immersion breaking. A person can't be named emojis. We maintain at least a little level of RP here, yeah?
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>apologyman is admin
>I'm not

Explain this, ckey is RFUltra
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>>172629850
discord culture bro

:thinking: hahah get it?
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>>172629850
https://youtu.be/mu8N24JCGMc
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>>172629881
>robust greyshitter with mental problems

sorry but mental problems will fuck your chance at being an admin
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>>172629746
If you're just going to repeatedly dismiss what I have to say, why reply to me?
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>>172629957
no it won't
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>>172629957
>Emilia
>robust
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>>172629881
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=3501
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=3630
please reconsider
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>>172629957
If you think you're robust you're not robust.
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>>172629957
>metal problems
Hmm?
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>>172630212
be nicer to this
*unzips dick*
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>>172630137
what if I think i'm not robust and I'm not robust?
what does that make me?
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Actual aliens when
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>Cluster is a respected coder
>I'm not

Explain this, ckey is DrCelt
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>>172630303
that makes you a clown
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>>172630321
LEPRACHAUN
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>>172630321
Cluster isn't a dirty potato nigger who took forever to make a snowmap that didn't break on day 1.
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Roundstart eating muation wence.
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Real euro hours, who's up?
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Slime people as an actual race wherefore.
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>>172630910
>women
fuckin' disgusting
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>>172630910
>no cold hearted Asian bitch waifu
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>>172630305
Only us humans here, no need to hide the comms console.
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All of this over a bar of soap
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So I tried Vox station. Their jukeboxes make ours look like shit, otherwise it sucks
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>>172613240
Do you know when the Emoji thing happened? Unsure of what to search in logs for it.
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>not donating hundreds of dollars to pomf so he'll overdose and taking the server over for him
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>>172631154
Disguised gremlins would be hilarious. Give em human names and a SLIGHTLY different font, then have them randomly go to radios and law 2 shit from a random pool of words.
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>Checks manifest
>Doesn't check out
>Ignore them since they ain't crew therefore not human
>Or hell just ignore them because the different font tells us they are gremlins
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>>172631183
>mopcuck.jpg

>>>/pol/
>>>/high school/
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Is it possible to cure powergayming? The game is not enjoyable with advanced knowledge.
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>>172631958
That's the point. It's supposed to be very slightly different so you may confuse it for a normal person at first glance. Did you not pick that up?
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>>172632069
instead of feeling the need to win, feel the need to create a great story
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>Be mopcuck
>Wake up at 1pm
>Moms gone to get groceries, leaves me a note to take a shower
>Go into bathroom, bar of soap is in the soap holder
>Snarl at it and throw it into the trash
>Have to waddle towards the closet to get out mommies mop
>Go into shower and get it wet
>Proceed to rub my entire body down with the mop between periodically putting it under the shower to moisten it
>Nearly finish up, mom comes home
>She sees me taking a shower my way and tells me to stop being such a freak
>I start screeching over her inability to appreciate the true majesty of the mop
>She calls my psychiatrist over it again
>>
I like Lyra
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>>172632069
You can go play something new like lifeweb if you haven't played it
Otherwise there's either not playing for an extended period of time, or head trauma.
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>>172632948
there's very little out there that's like SS13, the things that are like SS13 are so similiar that it's not even worth playing.
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>>172633114
Better go get yourself a heavy blunt object then
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>>172632128
No humans talk in weird fonts or what is likely in character a weird accent like that. Its a dead giveaway.
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>>172633471
There is that one disability
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>>172633683
oh okay then
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>all these stutters
Nice shitcode
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I actually got so angry at you people, holy shit
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>>172633471
Ideally, it'd be very similar. Similar enough to blend into the rest of the text, but different enough to kind of pop out. It needs to have SOME way to be seen, because borg players usually don't bother checking the manifest after every request and they'd probably carry out any orders like "kill clown" before realizing it was a gremlin if there was no difference.
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When are we reverting this shitty dragging mechanic?
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>>172635371
Never, you fucking idiot. Learn 2 grab.
>>
When are we reverting all changes of the left five years?
>>
When is virology going to have random events and not be 10 minute superbug at best IF the viro wasn't validhunted or just griefed.
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>>172635395
As a medbay player I'm more annoyed at the fact that I'm being brought torn up corpses now that the only realistic solution to is cloning. Otherwise I need to use about two bloodbags per person.
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>>172635441
Where you the viro antag? I feel bad for you. It turns out that the only reason Warden asked me to investigate was that he didn't know that the power always goes out in viro first.
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>>172635527
I was being retarded, normally I space any evidence.
Was kinda antsy and making mistakes, I was gonna use viruses as my gimmick and it didn't pan out with the power being kill.
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>>172635395
>Break kayleigh the nonvampires hand
>Drag them around for 5 seconds
>Every last organ and bone in their body is destroyed along with having 5% blood left
>Server is now running at 5fps a second from laggy blood footprint code

At least secret agent nuke likes it.
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>>172635496
Get assistants to make office chairs in every area of the station I guess. Or tell people to use lockers.
>>
Emergency stretchers in all oxygen closets when
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Dragging blood loss almost forces people to use cloning. It's a shame, because cloning is ez mode and more time consuming, I hate having to use it. Not going to waste a billion blood bags.
>>172635680
Retarded
>>
The answer is simple, nerf cloning.
I'm tempted to C4 that shit so much but I don't want to be a dick and roundstart that way.
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>>172635891
Bombing cloning is a great antag tactic.
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>>172635891
I always c4 cloning before I go loud and try to muderbone everyone
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>>172635891
>C4 cloning
>mechanics or science remake it
Friendly reminder that there's a spare set of boards in tech storage, and scientists can print the boards with high enough research
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>>172635891
What do you propose we do about needing 4 blood bags a person then?

The fact he is nerfing everything else in medbay because of his dragging shit is autistic.
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>>172632691
Me too
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>>172635818
The closet is already a stretcher pretty much.
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>>172636009
I've never seen this happen, the only use mechanics are for hoarding shit in their expanded shop like some mutated bird jew
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>>172636030
I love Sonix but it'd a little annoying because it makes Medbay incredibly frustrating and not fun. I always order blood bags, but it just isn't enough unless we have a botanist pumping put blood tomatoes. Why make Medbay not fun?
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>>172636263 I wish there was a medicine (inaprovaline maybe?) that would reduce/negate drag damage while it's in your system.
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>>172636674
Would help in actual Medbay, but won't stop all the rest od the crew from bringing ripped up bodies to medbay
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>>172636674
space lube :^)
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>>172636674
god yes give inaprov a use outside of making tricord/tramadol
>>
>>172636674
Using inaprovaline for that would be so cool
>>
>Stick a bag over my head for 5 minutes
>This is fine
>Get a papercut and be dragged for 3 seconds
>I'm in crit

explain
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>>172622585
He even got Kammerjunk to meme in Gary's feedback thread. Is there anyone more toxic?

Perma this fag
>>
Friendly reminder that dragging kaylie to the chapel at round start is 100% valid and not meta gaming at all.
>>
its ling
>>
Theft missions are so difficult.
>>
>>172637758
>get an flashbang
>flashbang an mommi
>emag the mommi
>mommi get item
>win game
>>
>Play Vore to see what the big deal is. Should be some funny shit
>No one does anything. Its shit.
>>
>>172639562
>Play /vg/ to see what the big deal is. Should be some funny shit
>No one does anything. Its shit.
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>>172639562
Most RP servers are the same, mostly dead with pockets of activity unwelcome to newcomers. Unless you want to sit in a bar and watch a guy rattle off the latest draft of his tragic backstory for the umpteenth time.
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>borerkilling
For what purpose.
I was only going to kill you.
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>>172639562
>waiting for something to happen instead of starting it yourself
Don't be a pussy
>>
>4pm gmt
>ZERO (0) admins online
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>>172641253
>euros have jobs
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>>172641253
are you antagonised?
>>
>>172639562
It's not SS13, it's furry bar and dorms ERP simulator. Just wait for people to start ERPing, it's hilarious seeing people describe their fucked up vore fantasies.
>>
Dragonbro confirmed for unrobust shitter
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues/14484
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NERF CULT THEY CAN DO THINGS I DON'T KNOW ABOUT
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NERF XENOS I DIED TO ONE ONCE BECAUSE I'M AN IDIOT
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>>172642275
>people are debating yet again on how to rework xeno in the discord
>dragonbro asks people move it to an issue in the github
>people in the thread or otherwise do not use the discord can now chime in
>dragonbro gets slapped for it in the thread by anonymous shitposter
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>>172642795
good morning probe
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>>172642986
good morning, good to see we've switched from me to dragonbro as our new witch to hunt
>>
>>172642275
How small is your penis?
>>
>>172642795
>>172643125
good morning probe
>>
I want dragonbro to ahelp when I grief him as non-antag!
>>
https://pastebin.com/0hp6z78C
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>>172642795
>further admitting to the discord hugbox

Why can't you accept that anonymous input is a necessity so long as people get rule 0'd just because the admins don't like them?
>>
>>172644408
>people get rule 0'd just because the admins don't like them?
no proof
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>>172644620
no proof
>>
What would be the axual faxual admin tier list? We have a fucking lot of them.
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>>172644620
morena
solarious
jewishcupboard

all you need to do is slap a made up reason on someone and they're gone for good
>>
>>172644892
I'm sorry but you're wrong, you might want to check your sources
>>
>>172644892
t. morena
solarious
jewishcupboard
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>>172644892
yfw nuke actually saved carsh and sawbones from this very fate
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>>172644892
>Morena
>Solarious
Arguable. They definitely caused some drama.
>Jewishcupboard
There is precisely no way you can possibly disagree that he was a colossal bag of dicks.
>>
>>172645037
are you implying a banned person would shitpost in the thread for a server they are banned from?
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>>172645153
yes
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>>172645310
why would jewishcupboard do that
why would morena do that
why would anybody in the world do that?
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>>172645481
My dude, people admit to it all the time.
Don't know why they do it, but they do.
>>
>>172645153
>thread for a server
This is a thread for a game not a server.
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>>172645615
I know, you're doing it right now
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>>172645615
can comfirm am whichever of those 3 you want me to be

>>172645632
oh cool lets talk about tg then
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>>172645773
You can't be one of those 3, I'm two of those 3
>>
>>172645739
I'm not the same person you were talking to before but OK
Unless you're not the same person I was just talking to, in which case fuck
>>
>>172646017
Maybe?
>>
soap nerf when?
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>>172639265
You have to let it go off in your hand and chase the mommi though, otherwise its running away
The MoMMIs which don't run away are shit anyway
>>
Is TG station also filled with useless drama queens, or is it just the vg curse ?
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>>172644892
See I don't really know much about those first two, but
>jewish
Holy shit he was an awful player who did nothing but try and find loopholes to grief with and shit up every round he was present in, and whenever he inevitably got robusted and his corpse spaced for being a serial shitter who pissed off the entire crew he'd spend the rest of the round crying and spamming in deadchat about how he totally dindu nuffin and how that guy totally deserved to be welded in a locker in maint because he wouldn't give him a beaker
>>
>round ends
>downloading resources (70mb)
>have shitty download speed

Well, it's nice to miss a round start hehe
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>>172646249
Eh they could just be distracted planning their autism, it's nearly got me emaged before now I know that good job the guy was a shitter and forgot to flash me then spaced himself chasing me into the void.
>>
why do you fucks keep shilling your server on other boards when you're just as bad as the servers you keep shitting on?
The only good thing here is the latency from Europe
>>
>tator tot sec officer
>target gets arrested for stealing an emag from a dead traitor
>refuses to explain herself
>gets permabrigged
>braindead in permabrig, which the warden keeping a watchful eye
>meteor storm hits
>perma unaffected, although the hallway above it is
>"forget" to turn on my magboots and start opening the firelock doors
>try "transferring" the prisoner to isolation
>drag her mangled body to brig medical
>prisoner dies and can't be cloned since she's braindead

mission accomplished, but my coworkers all probably thought I was a shitter
>>
Surgery nerf when?
In reallife surgery lasts hours, our system is too lax!
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>>172646497
>tfw 2/3 of security was traitor
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>>172646531
Space law nerf when?
in reallife sentences last decades, our system is too lax!
>>
>>172646692
This is the second time in a row I've gotten autotraitor'd due to getting suicide bombed and cloned, thus negating the loyalty implant
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>>172646791
>commit murder as an adolescent
>tried as an adult
>life without parole

Is this justice?
t.Adamcik
>>
>>172646861
if you don't get immediately re-implanted you're the worst officer ever
a Shitter, so to speak
>>
>>172647118
The funny part is both times, even if I had immediately ran to the brig, it wouldn't have been enough time until I got tator'd
sec could give the geneticist loyalty implant boxes, though
something like that
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>>172646861
Loyalty implant has nothing to do with auto traitor, caps/sec/HoP can be roundstart tators.
>>
>tfw dizor will never draw a fat version of your waifu
>>
when you guys say autism what in the fuck do you actually mean? it doesn't seem to resemble autism at all
>>
>>172635831
>>172635818
>>172636030
>>172637115
Roundstart Dr Acula in medbay when?

Keep the cargo crate as an option for replacement if some shitter smashes the original but give medbay one to start they can wheel out to the front if blood donations are needed
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discuss
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>>172648086
People use it in an extraordinarily broad way, like cuck
It's extremely good for reducing any conversation into insults because you can apply it pretty much universally to anyone, also like cuck
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>>172648414
I want priority announcements to be read through the AI voice thing so that this comes out as

ASTERISK notices you esword and unlocked PDA ASTERISK
Oh
Double You
Oh
What's this?
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>>172648570
that would make gremlins living hell
>>
>>172646861
Loyalty implants don't stop traitors
>>
Colorblind vox when
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>>172649446
right now
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>>172649446
fuck off celt
>>
Are there any youtube videos about our Xenoarcheology?
>>
How many pomfcoins do I have to spend to win every roll for MoMMI?
>>
Skeletons removed again and for good when?
>>
>>172649848
>he gets his information from videos instead of reading
point and laff
>>
You must eat to survive. Starvation for extended periods of time will kill you!
>>
>>172650291
>imblying the wiki was written with care, logic and good knowledge
>>
Vox bf when?
>>
>>172649848
I've only ever made a shitty timelapse, if you really, REALLY can't deal with the wiki I could splash something together.
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>>172650359
>HE USES THE WIKI
POINT AND LAFF
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>walling off arrivals so that players have to be picked up by the admin bus and taken to centcomm
Wew
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>>172650523
Apparently it was to prevent the borgs instanta killing all those that spawned.
>>
>borgs camp and kill everyone in arrivals
>until a waifu shows up and they let her live until the end

As if /vg/station wasn't shit enough already
>>
>>172650291
>>172650469
what do you use?
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>>172650667
you mean all the new arrivals who came after I was ahelped about it
>>
HEY
AUTOBURGER
LMAO
>>
>>172650523
>>172650569
>>172650667
I didn't play, why were borgs camping arrivals to kill? that shit's not allowed
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>>172650669
githubbest way to know how to do things
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>>172650669
I ask people in-game.
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>>172631336
Either the 29th or 30th of march. It was real fuckin dumb
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>>172650802
says who nerd.
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>>172650898
says the madmins
>>
>>172650569
>>172650898
If they do that, please ahelp it. Please also remind the admin that spawncamping is not okay and should be dealt with (such as ensuring the spawncamper's death and also talking with them and telling them it's not okay)
>>
>>172650898
I've been in a game or two where people got grumpy about it and said that it wasn't allowed. No one corrected them, so I assume that they're not lying or mistaken
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>>172650667
lol they made her captain and didn't even kill her until the round was over even outside of arrivals
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>>172651103
seriously? Who was she, so I can metagrudge her for all eternity?
Kidding, of course.probably.
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>>172650882
It was the 29th
[01:51:46]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) : 😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌

[01:52:24]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) modified positronic brain's name to 😂 👌

[01:52:24]ADMINWARN: <span class="admin"><span class="prefix">ADMIN LOG:</span> <span class="message"><a href='?priv_msg=[0x5000010]'>Apologyman</a>/(Billy The Butcher) modified positronic brain's name to 😂 👌</span></span>

[01:52:43]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) : 😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌ðŸ˜

[01:53:04]ADMIN: PM: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher)->Carshalash/(Apologyman): PLAYING WOW ON A TABLET. 😂 👌

[01:55:05]ADMIN: PM: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher)->Carshalash/(Apologyman): 😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌😂 👌
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[02:00:16]ADMINWARN: <span class="admin"><span class="prefix">ADMIN LOG:</span> <span class="message">Admin <a href='?priv_msg=[0x5000010]'>Apologyman</a>/(Billy The Butcher) renamed *no key*/(spider queen) to 😂 👌.</span></span>

[02:03:42]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) is throwing a the clown goblin at the floor - <A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=320;Y=247;Z=1'>Emergency Shuttle Centcom - 320,247,1</a>
[02:03:42]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) is throwing a the clown goblin at the floor - <A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=320;Y=247;Z=1'>Emergency Shuttle Centcom - 320,247,1</a>
[02:03:42]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) is throwing a the clown goblin at the floor - <A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=320;Y=247;Z=1'>Emergency Shuttle Centcom - 320,247,1</a>
[02:03:44]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) is throwing a the clown goblin at the floor - <A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=318;Y=246;Z=1'>Emergency Shuttle Centcom - 318,246,1</a>
[02:03:44]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) is throwing a the clown goblin at the floor - <A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=318;Y=246;Z=1'>Emergency Shuttle Centcom - 318,246,1</a>
[02:03:44]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) is throwing a the clown goblin at the floor - <A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=319;Y=246;Z=1'>Emergency Shuttle Centcom - 319,246,1</a>
[02:03:46]ADMIN: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) is throwing a the clown goblin at the table - <A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=319;Y=252;Z=1'>Emergency Shuttle Centcom - 319,252,1</a>
There's a LOT of this one ^^^

[02:04:25]ADMINWARN: <span class="admin"><span class="prefix">ADMIN LOG:</span> <span class="message">Admin <a href='?priv_msg=[0x5000010]'>Apologyman</a>/(Billy The Butcher) renamed <a href='?priv_msg=[0x5000004]'>Carshalash</a>/(clown goblin) to 😂 👌.</span></span>
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[02:05:13]ADMIN: HELP: Tellossee/(Blake Wardle): I swear if this is you apologyman - heard by 1 non-AFK admins

[02:05:27]ADMINWARN: <span class="admin"><span class="prefix">ADMIN LOG:</span> <span class="message">Admin <a href='?priv_msg=[0x5000010]'>Apologyman</a>/(Billy The Butcher) renamed <a href='?priv_msg=[0x5000004]'>Carshalash</a>/(😂 👌) to Clown Goblin.</span></span>

[02:05:30]ADMIN: PM: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher)->Tellossee/(Blake Wardle): ?
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>>172651250
Seconding this and not kidding.
>>
>last two traitor rolls were getting auto'd 5 minutes from the shuttle arriving
It's not fair
>>
>>172650898
That's from nuke's rewrite and all of that is a bunch of meme bay bullshit
>>
>>172653085
>That's from nuke's rewrite
No it is not.
>>
>Got autoborgered once
>Camped arrivals as janitor
>Got told not to do that its against the rules
>Considered ahelping the guy for going OOC like that
>Camped more people
>Never got in trouble

can any actual admin pitch in on if this is against the rules and then maybe add something to the wiki to give any indication it is because so far it just seems to be info pulled from asses
>>
>>172654464
Spawncamp and I'll send literally everyone you've ever killed back against you as a deathsquad
>>
>40 minute malf murderbone round
"at least next round will be better"
>40 minute FORCED-MIXED wiz(summon guns + staff of change) and cult murderbone

If the next round doesn't last at least 3 hours and be full of QUALITY RP I'm going to freak out
>>
>>172654464
nothing ever happens when you ahelp arrivals camping
>>
>>172654464
spawn camping is bad, but setting up the singulo on the arrivals shuttle is a-ok.
>>
>>172654674
Bay-tier RP confirmed
>>
>>172654725
if you successfully set up a stable singlo in the arrivals shuttle it deserves to be there
>>
>>172654725
>join game
>spawn inside a singularity
I wouldn't even be mad.
Did that really happen?
>>
>>172654715
join game
>diona is doing manifest ghost cult armor spam in arrivals
>die instantly
>get ERT
>diona is still doing manifest ghost cult armor spam in arrivals
>we kill like 10 ghosts then die
>no bans
>>
>>172654827
Doing that isn't technically hard.
It's just hard to do it without getting killed by someone
>>
fuck xenos and their retarded 100% disarm chance
>>
>>172654587
somehow i doubt you an admin
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I'll just leave this here
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>>172655002
Fuck off dragonbro
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>>172654587
>get killed by arrivals couches by wizard
>ahelp
>they don't do anything
>>
>ahelp things that aren't against the rules
>admins don't help me

Badmins please.
>>
>>172655281
If they indirectly caused your death through living chairs and they were nowhere near arrivals then it does not count
>>
>>172655182
explain
>>
>try to succ as changeling
>doesnt work for a good 20 seconds
quality code guys
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>one time a cultist was camping arrivals and he summons me
>Someone just arrives
>Tells me to kill him
>Don't do it because of ooc issues
>Tell him to fuck off
>Go murder other crew
>>
apologyman btfo
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=34&t=3306&p=19182
deadmin soon
>>
>>172655080
That's a 100% approved method of dealing with spawncamping though
>>
>>172656490
What happened
>>
>>172659047
>>172659047
HOW CAN THE METACLUB RECOVER

Q--Q
>>
>>172659047
what a gay nigger
>>
>>172659047
Apologyman seems like such a bad admin, not like my favorite admin at all!
>>
Name a better admin than "Kam Bam Thank you M'am"
>>
>>172660620
Nice try Emilia
>>
>>172662187
Nice try Rina
>>
>>172662163
pomf123
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Is apologyman worse than kolith?
>>
>>172663719
No
>>
>>172663719
are you insane
>>
>>172664575
Yes, I'm crazy!
>>
How do you git gud with the TEG? Using the set ups from the wiki results in barely reaching 1 mw and even hooking a rust to it gives you like 60 mw max.
>>
>>172664737
you're doing something wrong, the default scrubber/vent setup can reach like 3mw and continue to go higher if you keep feeding it gas.

Seen a RUST go over 1GW
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>makes ss13 clone
>caps it at 16 players
d o a
>>
>>172665085
Low pop is best pop
>>
>>172663719
Nah, he just needs to ease up on the button pressing. The big gremlin fuckfest yesterday was really good initially. But he kept going at it after the initial ERT shuttle full of gremlins and rapidly wore the fun away. Needs a slap and some button privileges taken away for a bit imo.
>>
>>172664874
By feeding it gas, do you mean pumping more gas into the hot loop, cold loop or both?
>>
I hope now that the wiz dying on round end change got closed, that the actual issue gets fixed. Namely, that wiz chance on lowpop be lowered to something like or less than extended. (I don't know the exact chances, but I remember extended was one of the lowest.

>>172665269
He does worse bus than Kernikov did. At least Kernikov's wasn't TG tier dude memes lmao.
>>
>>172665319
burn chamber, cold loop is already at -267c using space, hot loop can only get hotter from the burn chamber
>>
>afk most of the round
>someone calls me the only competent head

th-thanks
>>
>>172665269
Reading his feedback thread it seems he's done this kind of shit before and got a talking to for it. Some admin flag removals might be the order of the day.
>>
Daily reminder that MrPain isn't actually that bad of a headmin, he can be pretty over zealous sometimes but he gives everyone a fair second chance. He's certainly better than SJ benster, Sarca or Senaat when they were headmins
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>>172665085
d e d
e
d
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>Get straight jacketed for stealing the knife and wallet from the Vox Trader

I love when basic Sec Officers over react to simple situations.
>>
So, did anyone like my haunted house tour? The manifest ghost joke seemed to go over well!
Shame I couldn't get the monkeyman's head on the trophy rack while the monkeyman was wearing it.
>>
>>172663719
>By his own accord, Kolith has stepped down as admin to focus on other matters.
This server has the strangest mix of memes and ultra-professional lawyer speak
>>
>Borgs are subverted
>blow them and kill the mechanic who subverted them
>make new borgs for the brains
>2 minutes later they are subverted once more
>>
>>172665471
Guess I will have to try that in the near future.
Speaking of, how do you properly set up the cold and hot loop of a teg when hooked to a rust? Do you just spam air injectors/scrubbers in the core room or do you have to build some kind of custom loop for it?
>>
>>172665768
>Do you just spam air injectors/scrubbers

Pretty much, yea
>>
>>172665686
I think he got stomped because he screamed dindu when he clearly did do
sec has little patience for that
>>
>>172665758
>focus on other matters
yeah like getting all the way through puberty
>>
>>172665686
>Warden or HoS I forget says they want to chop Briattany's leg off for escaping twice
>Other one asks did she really escape twice
>No reply

Good sec round desu

>>172665762
My brain was left in brig until red alert. This does explain borgs apparently unbolting perma though. Thought they wouldn't have since it wasn't part of our orders but could have been the ones I never got resurrected to be given
>>
Who should replace Probe as head of trialmins
>>
>>172665926
>>172665758
ban kolith
ban sawbones
ban anyone with an anime or furry pic on github
server drama reduced by 70% or so
>>
>>172666143
didn't work for 4chan
>>
>>172666143
your banned from the server, move on
>>
>>172666270
literally ban anyone thats not a contributor from the github desu

it will improve the server and reduce drama by 700% or so
>>
>>172665576
Yeah. Like I said the initial gremlin bus wasn't bad, and the comms console stuff was good too, he just kept doing it till the joke was long dead and gone though, the worst part of the gremlins was that the retarded engineering team had insta crit levels of power wired straight into the grid so anytime a door got shocked it fucking wasted people. It was a vamp round where the vamps got caught and rekt 20 minutes into the shift though so something had to happen and he probably should've made some tator tots after the initial gremlins instead of beating a dead horse.
>>
>>172666330
what ?? dude im literally on rn what are you talking about you fucking faggot ??
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That rounds meme haul, one day I'll get that lucky as antag.
>2 xray guns
>captains laser
>invisible gun that shot green bolts
>polar star
>catbeast cyberhorror mask
>ball hugborg
>ripley with diamond drill from a vault
>emag from the RD

>sec dude arrests me since he's looking for a baddie
>"aight I'm gonna have to search"
>have backpacks inside my backpacks filled with those guns, more kitted out than the armoury
>>
>>172666553
the joke is, anybody that shitposts about the """metaclub""" is a banned shitposter
>>
>>172666661
darn i missed the emag. you are one lucky dog my dude
>>
>>172663719

There is nothing wrong with apologyman. He spawned gremlins in after the only two vampires in a vampstended round died early and for stupid reasons. Everyone was going braindead due to it being over an hour of absolutely nothing going on. Are you fairweather faggots really going to get on his case for not leaving a vampstended round to just fester and stagnate into a shuttle call. He actually put effort into making something happen.
>>
>>172666838
>He actually put effort into making something happen.
Bit of a stretch even for /vg/station standards
>>
>>172666735
I actually got it after the search and I went back to science after they dunked some traitors.

But yeah, it wouldn't look too good if you found me with em.
>>
>>172659047
deadmin when?
>>
>>172666838
Have you read the forum feedback?

He did a lot more than spawn gremlins
>>
>>172666838
Hi apologyman
Are you too busy for ahelps again?
>>
>>172666838
t. apalagy man
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/sleep
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>>172666838
t. Apologyman
>>
>>172666838
>spawning a hundred gremlins in
>effort
literally shoot and forget
>spawning yourself in as gremlin and self reviving whem killed
>good bus
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>>172667027

Yeah, he spiced things up when an entire station was going afk because all of the balids were got and everyone was just going to sit with their thumbs up their asses afk until they heard the shuttlecall for the next balids fest? Is that really what you want? to kill all the antags 20minutes in and then just sit there afk for two hours with nothing happening?
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>>172667280
*punches you*
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>>172667280
*mancrowaves u*
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>"The aim is 'easy to play hard to master'," says Hall. "Our 'solution' [to sidestepping SS 13's steep learning curve] is mainly faced around making very generic systems. So, for example, you interact with stuff 'in world'. Want to pick something up out of a crate? look at the slot and click. We've kept all the UI in world as well, so when using a machine the UI is in world, on the machine, as an LCD display. Inventory on your person is a little bit convoluted and we haven't really found a way around this."

Bad (or possibly sick) man!
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>>172667350
You know if you read the fucking feedback you'd know he did this multiple times over many rounds.

It's not just one bad round, he does awful "bus" like spawning himself as a super fast gremlin and rezzing himself many times.


He's a rascal
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>>172667557
>steep learning curve
>nearly every job is a checklist or done in 10 mins
>combat largely comes down to clicking on stuff and stunning for instant wins

???
?
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>>172667350
There are a near infinite number of things you can do to spice up a round that are not "possess a gremlin and spam the announcement console, then revive yourself when you're inevitably killed". If the antags get killed, make more.
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I still don't understand telescience
Why does it say no power cell detected?
Where do I get more telepads?
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Apologyman's reply

>He's an Australian that's prone to sperging out, that also insists on playing a clown with the name of my Ckey. It's no secret we're friends so I antagonize him during slow shifts. If you have a problem with it, please send me an Ahelp and I'll gladly throw you down a hallway or put you in a mob that you hate.

I wish I had friends
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>>172668165
place a power cell in the computer
you don't get more telepads
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>>172666838
>someone defending apologyman pops out conveniently when apologyman comes online
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>>172667570
>>172668073

Wahhhh

The only admin on isn't bus'ing the way I want to! He is trying to make things interesting his own way in a slow shift!

WWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
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>>172668391
Not an argument
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>>172668165
You need to grab a power cell and shove it into the console. You can make them in R&D or nab one from the roboticist. The default pad and console is all you get, there are no additional telepads except for the cargo ones, which work differently. Don't worry about those, though. The telesci one is infinitely better.
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>>172668185
>i cheat super powers for OOC reasons
>if you dont like this ill cheat you dead for OOC reasons

hmmm
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>>172668391
>if i make a strawman of what they're saying and mock that, it will make me look right!
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>be borg
>deconstructed for moving equipment
>rebuilt
>emagged
>blown
>rebuilt
>emagged
>blown
>rebuilt
>emagged
>rebuild
>nothing happens for a bit
>....emagged....
>get told to do nothing
>owner is getting murdered
>toolboxed
>failure
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>>172668391
I would rather an admin never bus. You faggots have no creativity as you have never read anything of real literary quality.

Me? I'm just about as intellectual as they come, I've read it all from Tolkien to Trotsky, Rowling to Robinson. I understand a good story, the arcs, the setting, the pacing. Nonintellectuals like the worthless american neets that make up our admin team have no literary class and cannot produce art even with the finest tools.
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>>172668361
>>172668549
danke, I completely forgot what power cells
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>>172668165
You put a power cell into the console
You put a gps on the pad named TEST
On the console set it to 100 100 1 and press send
See the coords of the GPS
Subtract by 100
The numbers you get is what you put in the offset
Ex: it lands on 109 107 1 so the offsets are 9 and 7
If it fizzles you have to press recalibrate and to it again
There can only be one teleporter but multiple consoles
Some areas are protected by teleporters unless you have a blue space crystal
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>>172668719
Fuck you I read the witcher book
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>>172668719
>Me? I'm just about as intellectual as they come, I've read it all from Tolkien to Trotsky, Rowling to Robinson. I understand a good story, the arcs, the setting, the pacing
is this pasta?
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>>172668391
Christ, Apologyman. Stop acting like a child. Blatant silly buses aren't a great way to spice up every shift. Doing the "stuff x player (usually yourself) into y mob and running around and supersonic speed" is getting really stale dude. You need some imagination if you want to do fun gimmicks, it can't always be the same. Try doing more subtle things related to the interactions within the current round, rather than "WHOAH GUYS THIS IS CENTCOMM SOMETHIN WACKY HAPPENED GET READY".
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>You're in the Apologyman turns heel timeline


WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
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My thoughts on apologyman?

I'll come out and say it, he's a rascal that never should've been given admin, and if the logs posted by Kuranon don't show that then I guess it's true that the server has fallen much like imperial rome. A nepotistic society pretending to be just and democratic
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>>172669202
jesus who are you
if this is bait i'm getting baited hard
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>>172669202
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>>172667070
>>172667246
>>172667287
>>172668947

Not apologyman, just tired of you fags finding someone once a month to dogpile on until you get your way of having them banned/deadmined. You are all pieces of shit and should be ashamed of the way you are acting.
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>>172669489
just someone who replied right after apologyman got online and 7 minutes before apologyman's forum reply as the only person to defend him
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>>172669489
t. aporogy pan.
stop literally cheating fag
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>>172666838
t. MpologyAan
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>>172669489
this desu
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>>172667350
>"Ay senpai, the rounds gone too boring, whatchu gonna do to make it spicy"
>"Dog, im gonna make a ton of machinery fucking lil shits and im gonna posess one and constantly fuck shit up, spam the comms console and make the crew waste time killing machinery fucking npc mobs"
If this is "spicy" or "good bus", im requesting no bus.
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>>172668947
>>172668719
>>172668586
>>172668362

>it's a solarious and kuranon jerk each other off and try to shill in the thread and forum to get someone deadmined episode.

I really wish you two faggots would just go away and find something better to do with your lives.
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>>172669489
Okay, please inform me of the past people that the thread has dogpiled and gotten banned. Don't say Morena if you want anyone to take you seriously.

Also, remember that this is a /vg/ server. We are in the /vg/ thread. Everyone is anonymous. We are not a secret metaclub, we are this server's community.
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>>172669434

Fixed it for you
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>>172669780
hi >>172668586 yclat here not everyone who disagrees with you is the same person
maybe you're just wrong
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>>172669489
I always disliked Apologyman's bus, I just didn't wanna say it before because I didn't think anyone else really had an issue with it.
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>>172669790
>we are this server's community
No. You are anonymous shitposters on an anonymous imageboard. Pompous fucktard.
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>>172668837
I was about to laugh at you and call you a moron, however I understand that everyone starts somewhere and at least an effort to improve one's self intellectually with the pursuit of literature is better than to accept fate as a a prole. Congratulations, I would suggest the chronicles of thomas covenant as you appear to enjoy genre fiction.
>>172668882
It's not pasta, I'm attempting to be honest with my thoughts on the current admin team, I've never liked an adminbus on this server. Too many jokes, no connection for them. A game like this should have a shandified story, not a collection of amateur linear ones.
>>172669356
I'm anonymous, as the way 4chan is intended.
>>172669489
Perhaps the players would feel less inclined to dogpile upon admins if the admins held up to any standards. The current crop is lacking in quality, we have a few that can do the cycle of adminning well and can be trusted to be objective however none claim to be master story tellers.

This is fair, your average citizen on the street can not write a poem, he can't describe to you the hero's journey in a simple form. Why should our admins be any better? The simple answer is you cannot expect greatness in story telling from anybody but yourself and career muses. I only wish the admin team stopped using the server as their practice, it comes across much like a teenage boy attempting to pen a love epic for a girl he is infatuated with, and it comes off childish and clumsy as he lacks experience. Now bring that embarrassment to 30 or more players at once? Nobody is happy from the arrangement.
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What is the difference between the normal and advanced device scanner?
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>>172669643

>im right! No one could possibly support the people I don't like other than that person shilling as hard as I do!

Is your brain really this broken?
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>>172669780
I hate to break it to you, but I'm neither of those people, and I'm sure the other three replies aren't either.
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As much as I hate to say it, I'm pretty sure 95% of this is coming from nuke.

I think he's still mad he isn't allowed into the secret meta clubhouse to play videogames.
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>Sarca is back
Fantastic
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>>172670006
sarca no sarcing
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>>172669994
The server was created for 4chan. We are on 4chan. We play on the server intended for 4chan. How are we not the community?

Also, you didn't answer the first question.
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>>172670006
nigger what the fuck are you talking about

it's a 2d spessman simulator, not a fucking write-your-own-epic MUD

bus is to throw some variety into boring ass rounds, sometimes that's by throwing a bunch of shifty gremlins everywhere, sometimes it's by crafting a meticulous explorable area with a story and interaction

you got your head so far up your ass you can actually read your favorite books
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>>172669780
By my own account it appears whenever a friend of zealotron's is being critized somebody happens to pop in and claim the critics are none other than solarious.

Ironic is it not that by following such an obvious archetype they themselves can be exposed the same way they attempt to expose others?

Now this is the literary content that the admin's attempt at story telling lacks, the tragic twist of the knife as an anti-hero becomes what he seeks to overthrow. Compare it to the famous line from Shakespeare, "Brevity is the soul of wit", the ironic humor of course being that the line was said by the play's most verbose character.
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>>172670428
>sarca talking about brevity
lmao
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>>172670279
I don't intend to answer the question, I don't know or care. I'm saying that this thread, as always, is absolute bullshit. It is a playpen for autistic children to build castles out of mud and throw sand at eachother. It's not taken seriously in any way.

"We" are not the community. The players are the community. "We" are anonymous shitposters. Just because "we" may be part of the players, doesn't make "us" the community. People that bring too much of 4chan into any 4chan-related group are usually the ones that cause it's downfall.

Get real.
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>>172669780
I name you Kolith, begone to thine containment discord.
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>>172670006
>>172670428
Jesus Christ shut the fuck up
I neither know nor care whether or not you're right at the moment because I can't make it through your self-congratulatory nonsense
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>>172670428

Shut up, sarca
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tHE FRIGGEN SAWBONES
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>>172670520
I was referencing the line and the irony of it, I myself do not believe that brevity is the soul of wit. Wit comes in many forms and quick wittedness is not the sole successful medium that wits can appear in.
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>>172671286
yeah, and you're familiar with none of them you stuck up fart
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>>172671286
>I quoted Shakespeare to sound smart even though I disagree with the quote I chose
This is god-tier bait
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>>172670548
Why even make a claim that you can't back up? There's almost always hostility in the thread, be it towards one person or another. There is never a single person that the thread has collectively ganged up on to get banned.

And also
>community - a feeling of fellowship with others, as a result of sharing common attitudes, interests, and goals
This thread is the community. So is the server. So is the discord. Obviously the server more so than the other two, since the community is based around the server. I'm not bringing 4chan into this to be the epic dude who GOES ON 4CHAN??? It's because the vast majority of the people here also play on the server. You can't shrug off valid criticism because "eh, it's just shitposting, nothing there matters". If anything, 4chan is a blessing and a curse. Since everyone is anonymous, people aren't afraid to post their 100% real opinion, no sugar coating or anything. There's no way to develop metagrudges on others, since everything is anonymous. The bad part is that people can do shit like samefag. Stop blocking out things you don't like and open up your eyes.
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>>172670548
t. VG player
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>>172671454
The author of shakespeare gave the line "brevity is the soul of wit" to a character that in the rest of the play earlier had the most lines and talked a lot. This was shakespeare(as in the author) making a joke of the character(as in the character in the play) by making him look a fool as he claims one thing but does another.

I disagree with the character saying "brevity is the soul of wit" this is because in context you are supposed to disagree with them as it is written to make him seem a fool.

I quoted it to compare the irony of a verbose person claiming brevity is witty, to what the poster was doing themselves but at the same time saying it was bad.


I didn't quote it to sound smart, though I am smarter than you. I hope you understand now because your inability to read a simple fucking paragraph has gotten under my skin enough that I had to explain it.
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>>172665085
>unity
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[00:50:05]ADMIN: <a href='?priv_msg=[0x5000004]'>Mr_Pain12</a>/(Chris Smittyman) spawned himself as a Test Dummy.
[00:50:05]ADMIN: Mr_Pain12/(Chris Smittyman) assumed direct control of the unknown.
[00:50:07]ADMIN: *no key*/(Chris Smittyman) used secret spawnselfdummy
[00:51:02]ADMIN: Mr_Pain12/(Test Dummy) modified Admin's ckey to solariousgabriella
[00:51:25]ADMIN: mrpain12/(Test Dummy) appearance banned solariousgabriella/(Admin).
Reason: t.solarious
[00:51:25]ADMIN: *null* has edited solariousgabriella's notes.
[00:51:41]ADMIN: mrpain12 has ooc banned solariousgabriella.
Reason: Shinposting
This is a permanent ooc ban.
[00:53:14]ADMIN: mrpain12/(Test Dummy) has edited solariousgabriella's notes.
[00:54:15]ADMIN: <a href='?priv_msg=[0x5000004]'>mrpain12</a>/(Test Dummy) spawned himself as a Test Dummy.
[00:54:15]ADMIN: mrpain12/(Test Dummy) assumed direct control of the unknown.
[00:54:17]ADMIN: *no key*/(Test Dummy) used secret spawnselfdummy
[00:54:36]ADMIN: Mr_Pain12/(Test Dummy) modified Admin's ckey to donnager
[00:55:13]ADMIN: mrpain12 has ooc banned donnager.
Reason: t.solarious
This is a permanent ooc ban.
[00:55:23]ADMIN: mrpain12/(Test Dummy) appearance banned Donnager/(Admin).
Reason: t. solarious
[00:55:23]ADMIN: *null* has edited donnager's notes.

Can someone explain what he was doing here?
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>>172671942
My inability to read a paragraph only applies when said paragraph is rendered unreadable by its titanic oversaturation with masturbatory self-congratulation.
>I am smarter than you.
If you want anyone to actually believe that, stop saying it so often. Legitimately intelligent people aren't so insecure about their intelligence.
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>>172672403
He banned someone.
Putting a ckey in an empty mob (that player likely was offline) let's you edit their notes.
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>>172671942
>verbose retard says brevity is the soul of wit
>verbose retard is meant to be seen as a fool
>the saying is meant to be disagreed with
therefore
>verbose retard is not meant to be seen as someone to take after
>what the verbose retard says is irrelevant because he's a retard
whether or not the saying is true is never reflected upon, only the character of the guy saying it.
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>>172672467
"often"
I said I'm smarter than you once, which might be unfair but I think your inability to understand a simple comparison renders you either illiterate or plainly simple minded.

The paragraphs I have posted are quit legible, it just requires an English level the Americans obviously are not taught.
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>>172672786
to him. you claim to be smarter than people often enough that you'd have to be intentionally deceitful to even make that post
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>>172666392
>go to brig as paramedic because the HoS was detected with 343 brute damage and was last see
>see open door to brig, start to walk forward
>door closes, see the panel is open but don't stop moving
>touch the door
>instant death
Wew. Also witnessed a bunch of gremlins kill themselves after they locked themselves the CMO office and then siphoned out all the air.
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>>172672743
It is true however that brevity is not the sole form of wit, you need only look at many stand up comedians of the modern era. There are men that go for quick fire jokes than are good and some that tell stories lasting upwards of 30 minutes with humor and wit spread all through.

>>172672901
I'm sorry, I'm not quite sure I understand the point you are trying to make.
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>>172672786
I don't mean you often claim to be smarter than me specifically. Obviously a master intellect like yourself must know this, and you're being INTENTIONALLY dense.
I mean every time you speak, you make a point of showing off your knowledge of long words and literary references with the goal of making people think you're smart.
I'm assuming, of course, that you are actually Sarca, because nobody else around here talks like this, as far as I know.
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How to build spray bottle
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>>172673361
I am not sarca, you are making a mountain of a molehill
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>>172673341
i frankly don't believe you on that, but alright.
i'm saying that you claim often enough that you're smarter than other people that what >>172672467 said ("stop saying it so often") is not exaggerating.
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So what the hell do I use the teleporter for? Seems like nobody other than cargo needs it, and they have a different kind of ones for their use.
Unless ofcourse I get crystals but then again I can just use it to steal shit
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>thread is putting the screws to apologyman
>gets derailed by obvious bait and shakespeare
pottery
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>>172673564
Alright, then my other posts were largely moot. Try to sound less like him though.

Jesus I'm never getting into an argument while on mobile again. Fucking hate typing on a phone
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I am not sarca, I am a simple dr eggman style genius, I have close to 300iq. I consider myself an intellectual first and foremost and dedicate my life to learning.
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>>172673809
Sending and receiving anything on a specific coordinate.
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Who do you hate most when they're antagonist?
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>>172673951
so, setting the coords to the chef desk and stealing all the food?
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>>172673809
>build a crew monitoring computer and a security cameras console on telesci
>watch on the cmc to see if peoples are dying
>teleport dead peoples to medbay
>watch the security cameras for lings/vampires/cult
>learn to count tiles and teleport peoples from the info you get from cameras

it's not rocket science bud
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>>172673809
Think very hard and I'm sure you can come up with a few things that might need to be retrieved remotely.
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>>172673924
*Shakes your hand*

Good day to you, this has been interesting and quite fun. Have a nice day
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>>172674350
bait
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>>172674081
You can do that, yes, but best leave the pranks to the clown.
Scientists aren't funny.
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>>172674390
Out of all the fucking posts I've made you call THAT one bait?
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So how trustworthy is the System Alliance report you get at roundstart?
does it just pick people at random, actually direct you to antags or a mix of both?
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>>172674537
You are more likely to be on it if you are "opposed or skeptical" in your NT relations

if you are "Loyal or supportive" you are never on it
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>>172674492
the reason people call you sarca is because you talk like sarca
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>>172674537
Usually both, take it with a grain of salt and only actually act until you get some actual evidence
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>>172674675
I have never seen sarca, I started playing just after he left.

Honestly I just wanted to talk about books with people but nobody here reads much so :/
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So vore uses Polaris code and their xbox hueg asteroid station? At 30 pop can I just make my own autism fort in a corner of the station or is that powergaming?
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>finally draw up the courage to role an antag
>nothing but 150+ms ping to the server constantly
wwhy tho
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>tfw you just want to help and then you become a witchhunt
It must feel bad being jewish
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>>172674892
Vore doesn't care, if you stick to yourself and bother nobody chances are you won't even be noticed.
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Why's surfer such a fucking pussy
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OOC: Kaylie Morgan is the vampire, we must unite to defeat her.
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>>172675241
They're a nice person, unlike most people.

Stop shitposting and being a cunt kolith
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I PICK BARTENDER AND MY FUCKING CHEF IS TATOR
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>>172675396
>Your chef
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>>172675485
bartender is the boss of the gym
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>>172675485
Obviously I was outbid
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>>172675396
ick ock?
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help intent
target head

CLICK MY WAIFU
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>>172640790
>planet fitness
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>fucking scrub roboticist doesn't build posibrain after being haunted for fucking 20 minutes
CAN'T YOU TAKE A FUCKING HINT ?
Holy shit, just stop choosing this if can't do the basics.
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>>172675914
getting headpats is simply the best
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>>172672403
>[00:51:02]ADMIN: Mr_Pain12/(Test Dummy) modified Admin's ckey to solariousgabriella
Puts the ckey "solariousgabriella" inside a mob. This is necessary to open the ckey's player panel because our system is shit.
>[00:51:25]ADMIN: mrpain12/(Test Dummy) appearance banned solariousgabriella/(Admin).
>[00:51:25]ADMIN: *null* has edited solariousgabriella's notes.
>[00:51:41]ADMIN: mrpain12 has ooc banned solariousgabriella.
>[00:53:14]ADMIN: mrpain12/(Test Dummy) has edited solariousgabriella's notes.
Appearance and OOC bans the ckey. It says "null" because it doesn't properly check who's triggering the note edit.
>[00:54:36]ADMIN: Mr_Pain12/(Test Dummy) modified Admin's ckey to donnager
>[00:55:13]ADMIN: mrpain12 has ooc banned donnager.
>[00:55:23]ADMIN: mrpain12/(Test Dummy) appearance banned Donnager/(Admin).
>[00:55:23]ADMIN: *null* has edited donnager's notes.
Does the same thing for donnager (Solarious' alt)
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post april fools day ideas
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Janitor a shit that round
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>>172666661
>be on hunt for all access
>Command: I'll bring you the Spare, HoP :^)
>Nick it from the desk, literally noone notices
There was something special about this round
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>>172678953
Being a clown that is actually funny with jokes but ironically.
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>>172678953
Unlimited clown jobs
Everyone gets pierots throat roundstart
Cluwne injectors with infinite regen
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>>172678949
delete this
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>>172679058
'Jew Goldstein'
something tells me this is the guy who plays Sam Hyde and Nick Rochefort
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>>172678953
unban 2hotdogs
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>>172678953
Superglue a Vampire coat to Kaylie on Meta roundstart
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>the station got singuloosed/AI subverted/bombed again
>check the manifest
>oh, it's them
Who is it?
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>>172678953
Clown All Access
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>>172675289
I haven't gotten vamp in TWO DAYS
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>>172679338
I don't want to say it because they may like being recognized
they should realize that what they do is not fun
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>>172678953
Probe told me he would lift the cap on clowns so EVERYONE can be a clown (:
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>>172679338
Avada as a mime
Whenever I see their mime name I just assume they're antag.
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>>172679496
Genius
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>>172679341
this is the correct answer
>>
how do i get rid of the fucking byond advertisements again
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>ask over the radio if anyone wants to fight
>clown agrees
>it comes over to the holodeck
>it's a tree
>tell her that I only fight humans and human-like races
>she understands
>mime wants to fight
>fight him on the holodeck and win
>vox comes over and really wants to watch (but not participate in) a fight
>only people that want to fight are trees hopped up on hyperzine
>I tell the bird that I don't fight trees
>crowd of trees starts yelling at me and calling me a racist
>bird ignores what I said and starts removing lights fron around the shitty tiny cage
>he gets cheap lighters and puts them around the ring
>it's still enough to heal trees
>fight starts
>punches start getting thrown
>notice that his huge diona claws are slicing me up
>he's healing my punches not even a second after I throw them
>pause the game and find him some boxing gloves
>it doesn't actually cover his claws
>we decide to call it off
>go to medbay
>killed while unconscious from blood loss by Souhei
>huge storm happens in real life out of nowhere
>internet keeps going out
>get urgent tornado alert on my phone
DIONAE
NOT EVEN ONCE
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>>172678949
I admin what you're doing, please keep it up
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>>172680490
admire* :^)
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>>172679627
I've actually never singuloosed, subverted an AI, and have only bombed once, but i only used two bombs because i didn't want to be a giant faggot.
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>>172679496
>tfw when my master got launched into deepspace he went into a vault and didn't know how to fight the mobs inside
>never got to see the pay off

Top kek at getting it to work though.
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>>172680670
Lies, you followed me around while I "taught" you the SME then suicide bombed on me

LIES
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>>172678949
>null" because it doesn't properly check who's triggering the note edit.
Pretty much

>[00:51:25]ADMIN: mrpain12/(Test Dummy) appearance banned solariousgabriella/(Admin).
>[00:51:25]ADMIN: *null* has edited solariousgabriella's notes.
Bans will automatically add a note from a bot (AutoAdmin or some shit) with the ban reason. It doesn't have a ckey or anything so it remains *null*.

At least I'm pretty sure that's what happens.
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>>172680670
When you bomb it's honestly better to just destroy as much as possible so the shuttle gets called.

"WE BUILD" is fucking gay if you're someone who got gibbed
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>>172681031
>i ded pls restart
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>>172680378
Oh hey I was that tree, I really did want a fair fight and was really bummed the gloves didn't work, also I actually wasn't outhealing till the clown flicked a light on next to the ring.
>>
who /drinkingafterharddayofwork/ here?
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>>172681031
>if you're someone who got gibbed
become a diona
get brainswapped to a monkeyman
????
profit
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>>172678949
What does it mean
>>
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=3671

> I have been banned for metagaming once(same metaclub that was permabanned than unbanned)

> Same time slot as Sawbones(TM)

> Appraisals from Sawbones and Salamandoo/who are currently piling on another admin to get them deadminned

WEW
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>>172681237
Does the game not notify you if someone is harvesting to listen to a commentary node, anymore? It never fires for me
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>>172680928
Prett much. It does that for jobbans and appearance bans, but not for serverbans because the system a shit
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>>172680878
That didn't count, it was a SM shard not a bomb bomb.
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>>172681237
Medbay always gets bombed though
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>>172681550
Check if you've got it set to never.
Actually, even then, it should pop up in the chat... Weird.

>>172681791
work together with science, build a genetics modifying and have them do the surgery
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What are the best recipes for Perma Food?
I just recently learned you can butcher dead dionaea for meat
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>>172681506
The metaclub is real
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>>172682085
watermelon and hotsauce with a side of poppy
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>>172681506
>I have been banned for metagaming once(same metaclub that was permabanned than unbanned)

He's not there
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>>172681987
>implying ideal state
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>>172682350
There's options, fucker. if the station goes full WEBUILD you've always got a shot.
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>>172682315
good quote senpai
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>>172682347
I'm confused. If they got unbanned because 'lol we weren't metagaming, just a discord for the server plays to chat/play other games'

Then why is Mrpains ban reason for announcing current round antags?
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>>172682315
>Posted by Clusterfuck
The irony
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>>172682536
really

makes

you

think

...
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>>172681506
>discord shitter
>always gets admin interaction each round by just ahelping inane shit
>used to constantly shittilly greentext every round until they got told to stop, at which point they pissed off to the discord forever
>LITERAL METAGAMER


can't wait till they get made fullmin after full recommendations from the discord cool kids club
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>blob is a gamemode
>>
What the fuck was the point of that round?
>>
Blob nerf when?
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>>172681506
You could have banned the metaclub
You only had to listen
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>>172682536
Because someone said they did, failed to provide proof, and got themselves banned for banbaiting instead
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>>172682556
Why?
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>>172682772
no u don't understand if the entire crew works as a single entity and all materials are delivered and every department does their job u can usually outwork 2 resource nodes, get gud fucking shitter
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>Blob just hits several parts of the station and we just take it in the ass
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>>172683185
>entire crew works as a single entity

hahahahahaha
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>>172681506
He is a good silicon that helped me out, and I think he could help out others too as admin.
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>>172683185
>if the entire crew works as a single entity
>every department does their job
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>>172683451
>he doesn't know
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>>172683185
>and all materials are delivered
materials wouldn't have even been delivered last round if it wasn't for the trader
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I think it would be neat if more meals with normal ingredients had positive or interesting effects

Not doctor's delight tier stuff mind you, just fun temporary stuff, like a carrot cake that increases your vision range for 60 seconds or something
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>>172683405
they are a garbage silicon player combining "lol so quirky haha" tier RP along with an absolutely insatiable lust for valids at all costs

go back to your discord salamandont
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>>172683648
replying to my own post like a dummy
Also, since there's a limit on how much food you can eat (eating with a fork is slow and tedious) people wouldn't be able to powergame mildly helpful food that hard. or heck, just make slightly interesting effects
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>>172683185
Pretty much. I challenge anyone here to just pop in central primary next time they get blob - right outside the bridge. I promise you that as long as you have the first clue what you're doing (putting factories and resources next to nodes or core), you won't be a huge failure.
The blob has to be retarded or directly trying to lose.
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>>172683648
>>172683862
>food effects
>people wouldn't be able to powergame mildly
Anon, food effects are quite literally nothing but powergame material of a slipperiest slope ever made. Don't suggest shit that would get out of hand quick, yeah, a fire burns brighter with some thermite and lighter fluid but its beauty aint worth the state wide forest fire.
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>>172685073
ah heck, how about just interesting effects then? Like maybe eating spesslaw makes you talk like a lawyer for 30 seconds

heck I just want to serve more food as a chef
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>>172685196
more fun food, I meant to say
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>>172685196
Put menus in the bar and get people to order food
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>>172685196
What items would you like to have interesting effects? Most of them you could probably get away with doing shit like quotes, like eating a space law making you spout "AM I BEING DETAINED" at random intervals or dindu muffins making you spout shitcurity and all, just dont do actual gameplay effects anon or Yred and company will rush shit like cake for effects, dont do that.
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>>172685196
wyci

>>172685570
This. Also, custom desk bells.
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>>172685721
How do you get the PDA application for the desk bell? I could make my own custom bell
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>>172686470
It's the "ringer" app, can buy it from the orange PDA terminals. Should be one near arrivals on each map
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>>172685196
should add a soup made with holy water that gives you the ability to click a button making a sound effect. blood had some good ones. use something from blood
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>>172685595
just from the top of my head

>1 human meat 5 flour
>eating it causes you to learn the victim's job ("this low quality burger tastes like it came from a maintenance-patrolling assistant.")
>wouldn't be abuse-able because burgers are named after their victims anyway

>mystery meat
>1 slab of *any* kind of meat in the microwave
>eating it makes you whsiper random sleeptext for 30 seconds (like "...a blob...")

>alphabet soup
>chef can arrange a secret message by arranging the letters that can be revealed by inspecting the soup, much like fortune cookies

>bleach burger
>5 units of bleach 5 flour
>makes you vomit (but doesn't cause any toxin damage)
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Also

>make limbs deep fry-able on their own
>allow chef to remove brains from skulls and butts from corpses with hatchets --> kitchen knives
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>>172686742
>>alphabet soup
>>chef can arrange a secret message by arranging the letters that can be revealed by inspecting the soup, much like fortune cookies
this one is good
i would go sec 1 time (one time) to make it say fuck you and give it to sec
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>>172689215
or give it to an assisstant that says "Get a job" for full meme potential
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What if you could whisper when silence stung? I'd like to beg or negotiate sometimes but you're given absolutely no chance to ever appeal to your killer
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>>172690721
That was removed because someone "abused" it to set off a bomb when he got stung
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>>172690721
:(
>>172690795
are you termedclepe still lurking? it is abuse why would you be able to whisper while SILENCED?
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>>172690795
Also because people would carry around a turned on station-bounced radio
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>"Za Warudo >:("
what an excellent mime
very well spoken Za Warudo
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>all of security trying to be as terrible as possible the entire round
and people say greytiding is bad
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>>172691616
I joined at the end, what'd they do?
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>>172691479

>Za Warudo
>emoting like shit
>Kept recalling the shuttle despite everything going to shit across the station
>talking

Talking mime was a mistake, we didn't have that until TG/hippy shitters came to the server.
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>>172691665
After he did that I should have harm-batoned him to death, but I let the sec officer just take him away
I regret not doing that.
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>>172691665
>Talking mime was a mistake, we didn't have that until TG/hippy shitters came to the server.

>thing that has been in our code since bay branched from tg in 2011
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>>172691665
>Talking mimes
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>>172691616
I don't normally lust for banvalids or anything but I hope there's a fucking ban or two for all that.
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>>172691665
literally existed before hippie did but alright
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>>172691878
did u
a h e l p
it
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>>172685595
I would really really like gazpacho soup, hot or cold. If cold, it replaces any deathgasp with gazpacho soup". Maybe examining the cold version says something like, "You feel a little dumb for having this cold" or "You were never told it should be prepared otherwise"
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>>172691979
Yes.
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>>172690721
what if we came up with actual good game modes that aren't kept around because faggots jack off to them golly fucking gee willikers wouldn't that be swell
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>>172692101
>If cold, it replaces any deathgasp with gazpacho soup

You mean hot?
I'm assuming that part is a reference to how Rimmer's final thought before dying was of the gazpacho soup in the book?
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>>172692252
>in the book
It was literally his last words when the drive plate killed everyone in the series.
>>
How many non-english speaking serbs are there?
I've only ever heard of people talking about russian servers, and a spanish one, once.
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>>172692412
which season was that? i don't remember it in the show for some reason
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>>172692252
Yeah, fuck, I meant hot.
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>>172692132
Share your idea with the class
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>>172692132
antag datums
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>>172692429
I'm only aware of the few RU servers.
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>>172692502
Me2. The last episode in season 1 where Rimmer moves in with the second hologram of himself.
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>>172692132
what if you came up with them and coded them instead of whining like a bitch
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All right boys
post your salt stories
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>>172691665
I ahelped it but who knows if it did anything
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>>172692834
u wen i spaced ur mom :^) rofl
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>>172692834
isn't on this server, but like 7 years ago

>one of the first time playing
>don't know the controls
>don't know what anything is really
>someone sees me fumbling around
>freezes me into a block of ice somehow
>tosses me out an airlock
>don't play again for a few months
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>go shower to wash the blood off my hardsuit after linger dingering
>some fag comes in and tries to be erotic
>he strips then accidentally slips
>unzip my arm blade
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>all those slimes assaulting people
>no bwoinks
cmon buddy
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>>172693072
>not sugging his benis
You some kinda fag, boy?
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>>172692834
>the best my ping has ever been is 60ms
>on average it's about 100ms-130ms
>everything is choppy, I try to walk one tile but instead walk anywhere from 2-5 with a single tap of the direction key
>lag spikes that only affect me are all too frequent
>if I take damage, my screen will freeze for about 10 seconds, which is insult to injury since the attacker can just sit there and slap me to death with a fucking cardboard box and I can't do shit about it.
>tfw will never be robust.
it's like salt every day of my life, fuck my internet provider, I hate that guy.
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>>172692132
Because coding new game modes is a massive undertaking. That, and lings is one of the better ones we do have.
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>>172693318
Just turn on pause after first step in your preferences senpai.
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How should knocking people over in an ORGANIZED rage cage be? Do you keep hitting, or let them up?
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>>172693484
it is on. it used to be alot worse
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>>172693484
That might not even work if his internet is THAT bad
Though it should alleviate the problem at least a little
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>>172693531
Beat them into crit, then let them get dragged to medbay
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>>172692721
what if you fucking shut your mouth and go back to tuggin your pud in the corner
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exxion and cluster BTFO

is probe /ourguy/?
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Interesting ahelps in the chatlog last round. Some bad officers, antag head + retarded RD (killing a bird for no reason? Handling the antag HoP the way you did? Sperging out?) and greyshits greyshitting at the wrong moment.

The best thing? They all deserved a ban. The greyshitters needed a temp ban for banbaiting, the officers a jobban for being incompetent and the RD a headban for being a sperg. And who got a ban in the end? No one!
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>>172694019
I think being BTFO requires you to actually be upset
Why don't you post the next comment in that issue?
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>>172694019
Why is probe always so pissy?
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>>172694019
About time the coders got put in their place
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>>172694542
You don't know? Being Head of Trialmins is VERY SERIOUS BUSINESS. It requires lawyer talk and a very serious demeanor. Do you think this is a fucking game?
>>
>be Conner the Security Officer
>arrive late to the station
>code blue
>first thing I see are two randos
>one is wanted and running around with a knife out
>other has a stolen ID, sec belt, and sec huds
>one with the huds telling the wanted one he is taking him off of arrest
>immediately arrest both
>they start screaming at me that I am shitcurity
>run around and say how happy they are I am having a hard time
>they order the AI to set me to arrest to try to have beepsky arrest me
>have to call for back up to help get them to the brig
>the one with huds has a backpack full of chloral autoinjectors in addition to everything else
>give the one ordering the AI to arrest me a 10 minutes sentence
>other officer processes the one with huds and chloral and gives him even less of a sentence
>same shitter orders the borg to come to the brig to arrest me and let him free
>up his sentence by two minutes and bring him to perma for security sake
>shuttle arrives and transfer them to central

They both fucking ahelped this too and straight up lied to the admins in the ahelps. One was even an antag and still ahelped it. What the actual fuck, no wonder people don't like playing security on vg.
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>>172695542
Who were you?
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>>172695542
>be shit
>be called out
>"D-Dindu nuffin, you liar!1"
what did he mean by this
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>>172695739
Did you lie? You especially shouldn't have sec equipment as a grey
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>>172695542

Who were the two shitters that ahelped? Name and shame.
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>>172695542
I only enjoy playing sec on lowpop because I don't trust my fellow players to do their job, and I am usually right
>game with HOS and Warden
>no one is updating security records
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>>172695542

Some admins: banbaiter! Insta 3-day ban.

Other admins: SEC SHITTER! EXPLAIN YOURSELF! I DON'T CARE THAT YOU'RE GETTING HACKED TO PIECES BY GREYSHITS, YOU WILL ANSWER ME NOW!!! I AM OVERLARD!

Yet more admins: Oh yeah, so there was this thing at some time, so could you please, you know, maybe, tell me what that was about? Oh, lots of briggings and incidents? Start talking and incriminate yourself, because I'm too lazy to read the logs.
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>engineer
>minding my own business
>something big blows up in atmos
>see a syndie
>shoot him with his own gun a few times
>think hes dead
>chat shit on the radio
>he gets up and kills me
boy do I feel embarrassed
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>>172695816
>Lieing

>stolen ID from a guy who turned into a slime
>man has chloral injector on confirmed lings
>completely ignoring everything they say because you dindu nuffin
no, anon, you ARE the liar.
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>>172696273
Don't forget shooting a paramedic.
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>>172694025
>grey
>banbaiting
Grey is basically soft antag/mime/clown.
There is nothing banbait about what they do unless you are literally retarded and refuse to accept the meta ruleset of the game you're playing/administrating.
Which btw, is why they don't get banned, because while you may be retarded the fact remains in your face that they aren't doing anything wrong and to take action you might as well ban every grey player (a non-insignificant portion of the population.).
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>>172696310
I am not lying, I am asking for more information. I wasn't sec that round.
>>
>get hop id
>he doesnt have all access
>its code red
>get to bridge
>try to call ERT
>Error you do not have clearence for this
>managed to all access myself
>try to call ert
>the shuttle is on its way
>message CC begging for help
>no response until 5 seconds before nuke blows
Who the hell coded the access for that damn thing because its retarded as hell. Also you could have saved the day if you sent help admins
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>>172696404
to be fair they ran infront of me while I was halfway through my shots
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>>172694542
Clusterfack was being a dick about things and I told him. You can call me pissy if you want because I have a spine.

Everyone else has moved.
>>
Are xenoarch energy guns just a random energy weapon?
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>>172696439
You know it takes time to actually get the people to sign up for ERT and then get ready, by then they would be at arrivals and nuke would have gone off you fucking tool.
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>>172696439
>Also you could have saved the day if you sent help admins
They hit the ERT button, but it's broken
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues/14492
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>>172695542
Make a write up about it and post it in the ban request forums. Greyshits banbaiting sec is the shittiest thing, and if they lied in ahelps, that's the easiest banvalids there are. For real though, do it.
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>>172696620
there would have been more of a chance of them getting to station. All you need to save the day is a gun, pinpointer, mags, and hardsuit which ERT gets. Besides just do a streamlined brief
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>>172696435
I'm not going to look through the logs myself since I observed, but most of what the officer's saying is pretty bullshit
he's lying about how bad they were, I'm pretty sure he chloraled the one with chloral with his own injector, and basically ignored everything they said while arresting them when there was no crime
t. observer who laughed his ass off watching it
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>>172696439
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues/14492

I didn't respond immediately because I dove right into trying to figure out why it wasn't working and didn't spare any time to let you know shit was broken.
>>
>>172696601
if(ARCHAEO_LASER)
//energy gun
anomaly_factor = 2
var/spawn_type = pick(\
/obj/item/weapon/gun/energy/laser/practice,\
/obj/item/weapon/gun/energy/laser,\
/obj/item/weapon/gun/energy/xray,\
/obj/item/weapon/gun/energy/laser/captain,\
/obj/item/weapon/gun/energy/temperature,\
/obj/item/weapon/gun/energy/plasma,\
/obj/item/weapon/gun/energy/floragun,\
/obj/item/weapon/gun/energy/bison,\
/obj/item/weapon/gun/energy/taser)

if(ARCHAEO_GUN)
//let's get some ammunition in this gun : weighted to pick available ammo
new_gun.caliber = pick(50;list("357" = 1),
10;list("75" = 1),
30;list("38" = 1),
10;list("12mm" = 1))
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>>172696547
Don't you want to remove the thread because people made fun of you? I wouldn't really say you have a spine.
>>
>>172696702
>>172695542
This.

Write a ban request that corroborates what you said and they'll be banned same day.
>>
>>172696837
the whole reason Probe pushed so hard for moving the github to an organization was so he and the collabs could have full authority over it and ban people for hurting their precious fee fees. he does nothing but bitch in the secret repo channel for people to do things for him because he can't do it himself
it's pretty embarrassing desu
>>
>>172696216
>read the logs
you are like little baby. watch this:
http://game.ss13.moe/logs/2017/03-March/31-Friday.log
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>>172696761

yeah, I did inject him, because I was searching him and I find a backpack full of chloral autoinjectors in addition to his stolen stuff and modifications of others wanted status while he was dinnadu'ing to my face. He can fuck right off with that nonsense and eat one of his own many injectors.
>>
Daily reminder to check your antag prefs aka special roles to make sure they didnt reset on you
>>
>>172697089
I literally had absolutely nothing to do with that and didn't know it was happening until it already did.

I also told N3X15 flat out I did not want to move to gitlab to accomplish the same thing a few weeks beforehand.

>>172696837
I have also literally never insinuated or said we should move away from the thread or 4chan.
>>
>get bullwhip
>have idea
>"you can serve time or be disciplined"
>assume it'll do minimal damage
>he's in crit after like three hits and dies on the way to medbay
What's your biggest security fuck-up thread?
>>
>>172696761
Possession of a weapon, possession of contraband, resisting arrest. That's enough for perma. None of that has been refuted by the shitters themselves.
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>>172697348
Admin discord. Everyone knows probe.
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>>172697905
Then you should have no problem posting what you're talking about since I don't.
>>
>>172694019
probe's a fucking wanker who will fuck off from the server only to come back and insinuate he's the second coming of christ, literally fuck this guy to death
>>
>>172694019
probe you fucking cumsock how does it feel to go from absentee 'muh health' headmin to a worthless self-important trialmin coordinator who has let everything go to shit?
>>
>>172698057
As someone looking for a reason to dislike you, Probe, I'd honestly love to see someone back this up. But after two weeks of bluster and hot air from these guys I'm inclined to believe it never happened.
>>
>>172697707
Possibly let prisoners have a longer time than they actually deserved, I still feel horrible for it.
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>>172697749
Stolen sec gear too so theft yes looting off a corpse counts you fucking reprobates, then later attempting to escape from the brig.

I mean if the sec officer hadn't only just arrived and had a better idea of what was going on it might not have started how it did, but the shitters attempts at abusing the AI into freeing them and trying to jailbreak rather than cooperating and working with sec instead of against them, is telling me the officer did the right thing.
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>>172697749
>Possession of a weapon, possession of contraband
These are the same charge, don't stack them.
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>>172697749
>Possession of a weapon, possession of contraband
Shitsec players and their 1.5 brain cells hard at work.
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>>172698815
yred?
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>>172698395
if they were actually an admin they would call it #metaclub and not "admin discord" which is one of those painfully obvious bullshit things people say when they're lying out their ass.

i'm also only paying attention at all because i'm killing time between compiles for a bugfix. I will never support moving away from the thread but the thread is full of people who have moved away from the server (willingly or not) and spew bullshit and shitposts 24/7, making it a lot less enjoyable and a lot more off topic than it used to be.
>>
>>172697749
>resisting arrest
>when both of them were bucklecuffed most of the time
>possession of a weapon
>when the confirmed changelings are eating everyone and spraying polyacid in their faces
I'm not sure what you'd want them to refute
>>
>>172698815
stop by the bar again anytime, friend
>>
>>172698815
I don't get it, what does this mean?
>>
>>172697170

Wait, what am I looking for?
>>
>>172698608
Good thing I don't pay sec often! How about theft then, per >>172698489 ?
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>>172697707
Where do you get the bullwhip? I've only gotten it when an admin was put himself in as Indiana Jones to tell me that he was impressed by finding a large in like 4 minutes after us three xenoarchs prayed for a third field generator.
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>>172698106
>>172698346
Hey, come on guys.
Everyone knows that servers with three headmins perform better. Name a country that doesn't have three presidents. A boat that sets sail without three captains. Where would Catholicism be without the Popes?
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How come nobody has ever gone at yred with a rapid syringe gun filled with charcoal to kill his gains. Or even just water potas syringe guns.
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>>172698901
Resisting arrest, as in, telling the AI to sic beepsky on an officer. Oh, and let's add them breaking out of jail. I've been wrong once already, but I think a breakout is an automatic perma, isn't it?
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>>172699324
charcoal is far far to slow and wont purge all chems since it only kills like 30u and you need to land 2 syringes for water potass. And she usually wears a hardsuit to stop syringes so its irrelevent
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>>172699041
I'd apply theft instead of contraband due to it being more severe than possession of contraband, but if they have contraband as well, then I'll apply contraband to their timer.
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>>172699372
>beepsky didn't even fucking do anything
>"Breaking out of jail" constitutes walking one tile outside of the cell and being tased instantly
wow you sure are convincing me with those hot opinions
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>>172699545
>break the law
>B-BUT I ONLY BROKE IT A LITTLE
>DINDU NUFFIN SHITCURITY BAN HE
You sure are convincing me of your innocence here greyshit.
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>>172699001
Doctors Delight is a really good healing chem made by mixing cream tomato juice lime juice Orange juice and tricord. He drank Those things and now it's in his system, so in a fight he'll keep getting healed
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>>172699039
That's my point.
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>>172699718
>Implying I ever said they were innocent
>Implying you weren't just validhunting the moment you joined
>Implying you were actually a GOOD officer
I kinda hope you follow the other guys advice and write a ban request so you get banned for banbaiting
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>>172699052
Leather. I think it's about 10 pieces.
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https://wiki.baystation12.net/Psychologist
WHEN?
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>>172700051

...

4th type: reasonable admins.

I will not admit defeat! Honk!
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>>172701630
>Psychologist
>Can prescribe medication
Out of curiosity, is it common knowledge that this is wrong, or is it just one of those things you pick up from having family in medical professions?
Either way, it seems like SOMEONE would have corrected them
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>>172702109
It has a psychiatrist alt-title if you actually care enough about something like that
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>>172700367
I was just an observer who joined after this shit all got started, but everything Lucas got he had coming, Kolton could've avoided all that shit if he hadn't sperged out halfway through actually being cooperative.
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>>172700367
Lying in ahelps ain't bait, friendo. You'll get perma'd eventually, sooner if he calls your bluff or later.
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>>172702912
post them then
post the lies
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>>172694019
>state-enforced normie memes
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>be chef
>botanist making ingredients on turbo speed, tons of stuff in there except tomatoes
>wizard reported, people handing out weapons
>too focused on making food
>finish up with most of it
>:d hey thanks botanists, you're a godsend
>take a few steps north to see that botany is bloodstained and has a zombie in it
>the botanists died and I didn't know for 30 minutes
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I feel like I need a solid list of gimmicks before being able to play certain antag roles.
Murderhoboing isn't reliable.
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>>172703518
i've found integrating your antagging into your role helps a lot
I got my greentext as antag sec without buying anything, just by being mega shitset
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I missed that letter that was faxed to the wizards
can anyone give me a quick rundown on that?
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>>172703518
Just bee urself
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>>172703518
Wire to grid and electrify the vending machines.

Order a bunch of SME crates and start blocking the halls with indestructible barriers.
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>>172703725
What if "myself" is a super helpful pacifist
>>
I want a xeno to impregnate me
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>>172703929
Then be a sneaky saboteur
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>>172704003
What a coincidence, that's literally my favorite thing to do as an antagonist.
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>>172703945
I want a borer to crawl in my ear and be the dominate role in the host/parasite relationship.
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>tfw you will be in a training montage with slammo
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>>172704239
Same
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>>172704260
What's stopping you?
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>tfw you blind and subjugate someone and they still walk around coherently
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>>172704239
>parasite
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>>172704520
I'm not robust
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>>172704693
I had no control over where I was moving and you only hit me with one spell.
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>>172704857
That's what training's for you dumb shit.
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>>172705196
You were the only one, i casted two spells. Were you not blinded?
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>>172705271
I was not blinded
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>>172705331
Gamesux, blind didn't work the other day either for any of us who got a blind spellbook from the summon spells books. Being summoned in as a blind/subjugate apprentice is suffering.
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>it's a shit ping episode
WELP
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>>172670150
I really, really, really do not care. I didn't care at the time when I was 'btfo' either, an admin just mentioned they weren't allowed in there so I sent a pic.
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that was quite rude, chef
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>it's an "I have to listen to video game players discuss politics for like a fucking hour" round
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>>172706564
It was a 31 minute round you baby.
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>>172706442
Were you the bartender I killed, or the security cadet I forcefed burgers?
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>>172706564
>Not having OOC muted
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>>172706694
bartender which you mercilessly butchered
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>QM
>syndies come
>whatever
>shuttle called
>go to shuttle
>witness mime get murdered
>loot his shit
>get an emag
>go round to security
>in the 3 minutes before launch loot the armory and get in the security escape pod
>round ends
>alone in the shuttle
>shitpost to the syndicate
>they bluespace artillery me
meh round desu
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>>172706442

huehue, you love balls.
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>>172706708
>they do it in deadchat AND localchat AND coms
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>>172706868
>mime slips on a wet floor and drops his viscerator grenade
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>>172706564

YOU DON'T LOVE THE KKK? YOU STALINIST BASTARD! BET YOU DON'T LOVE CAPITALISM, DO YOU? HUH? LITTLE ANARCHO-SOMETHING BOY! BET YOU SUCK LENIN'S CORPSE OFF EVERY FORTNIGHT. YEAH. ADMIT IT.
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>>172707051
FUCK
THANKS FOR REMINDING ME
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>>172706961
>captain does a donald trump gimmick
>le race war against the burds now
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>>172707253
>race war against birds
boring. Grey race wars are better when you build a wall of showers
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>>172698815
Come back when you're a diona with 1000u of each of these in your system, and we'll talk about having a REAL fight.
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>>172707675
A carbon can only contain 1000u of any combination of reagent.
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>>172707459
You would need people to play greys for that to even happen.
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>>172707758
250 of each then
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>>172707675
>no milk
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>>172707675
Also, isn't it just marvelous to look at these four codebits and see how needlessly differently each one accomplishes what should be a nearly identical process?

A real testament to our robust code.

Believe it or not, these are all from the same file, too.

Look at that fucking maple syrup heal code. It's the newest bit of code amongst them, and whoever wrote it didn't even bother to have checks for if there's damage before trying to apply heailng.

Is that better, or worse? Are the checks even necessary?

Q U A L I T Y
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>>172707459
Make a wall of showers over campfires to weed out trees and plasmamen as well.
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>>172708440
>Are the checks even necessary?
I've been using Chemistry-Reagents frequently ever since I started playing medbay and I have no idea what the point of the "do they have damage?" checks is. Look at anti-tox. No check, works perfectly.
Is it faster? Is it safer? Is it more sane? I want to know
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>>172708391
Nice memes. Milk, as I recall, is just a 20% chance per tick to possibly heal 1 brute damage.

It doesn't do anything else except also possibly purge some capsaicin units.

You know what else? There's a coffee mixed drink variant that uses doctor's delight as an ingredient called "Lifeline". It doesn't do anything except what base coffee does, which is make you jittery and apply a minor resistance to falling asleep.

No healing at all.
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>>172708590
Well I mean, you could just look for the adjustoxyloss() functions and see what they're actually doing. It's likely they either already have inbuilt checks in some form. Probably, if the coder was lazy, just a little if(number < 0)then number = 0; added to the end.

I'd look, but shitty code depresses me.
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>>172708903
You know what's worse than adjustOxyLoss? heal_organ_damage
The Guide to Chemistry page for arith said that it dealt organ damage for god knows how many years because IT DOES BUT IT'S NOT THOSE ORGANS
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