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>[NEW HERO] Introducing Orisa | Overwatch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNBmyM6Ievc

>Developer Update | Introducing Orisa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWqhXWRaMmU

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753535162

>PTR Patch Notes
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20635660#patchnotes

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Tips/tricks/basics/etc
http://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Discord
https://discord.gg/npn3pNd

>Permalink
https://owg.pleb.pl

>Previous thread
>>172498445
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1st for Junkmains
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>>172549649

Post Reaper and his adopted daughter Sombra.
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New event please Blizzard, /owg/ is dying.
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Post yfw the new Widow skin is just as terrible as the rest of them and Widowfags are put on suicide watch.
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Be honest, have you ever threw a game?

And why?
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Tracer have never seen a dick
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Best husbando.
Help me fill up my folder, lads. Post McCree.
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>>172550119
Post yfw the new Widow skin has a Symmetra-like thigh high boots with her bare blue thighs showing
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>quickplay
>hey we have a mccree but that pharah is still literally alive what the hell are you doing
>t. d.va trying to flank on a healless team
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>>172549978

I wish Sombra would hugg me the way she huggs Reaper.
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>>172550119
I'm gonna call costume-swap for April Fools.
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post dark serious comics/pictures
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>>172551030
kek tinnitus
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>>172551030
I don't know what's going on here
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>>172549649
>it's a useless hanzo main with a 12 year old voice and loud vaccuuming noises in the background
how the fuck do these people even get to diamond?
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Reminder that if you're a Genji main and refuse to switch and/or join voice chat you should drink bleach while jumping off a cliff.
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So how do I play with you fags?
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Why do the devs hate Tracer now?

Her hp is insanely low, her guns need at least 2 reloads for a kill, the pipe bomb has to be carefully placed (and it isn't even enough to take out a Rein) and if I remember correctly she used to teleport upwards
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>discord in the op.

I thought that faggot got banned?
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All of us are guilty of being toxic at least once
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>>172551687

God I wish that were me
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>>172551665
sge's still one of the better offense heroes
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>>172551308
his eardrums got blown out. Probably making him go deaf since it looks serious. Music is Lucio's life.
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>>172551030
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>>172551728
So?
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Good to see the whole "stop discord threads" thing died out. Keep letting compulsive lying rejects from gay drama generals hijack this one for a source of attention.
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>no hideable viewmodels option
>no custom crosshairs
>no custom hitsounds
>no damage numbers/text

why why why
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>hanzo
>free 500 damage around corners out of sight
>widow
>free 300 damage headshots that that charge up in the blink of an eye
>these heroes are in every game
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how do you carry a team berating you for your pick at the same time you have gold elims and damage
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>swedens cap is 4.3k
>literally every swede in top 100 is also in top 500

lmao.
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>>172551665
>tracer is op in one thread and tracer is shit in the next one

Love this new meme. Make up your minds, you fucks.
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>OP with discord

Well posting this won't make an already bad thread worse.

What the fuck is going on with this comic. We've reached levels of off the rails that shouldn't be possible.
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>>172552468
>/owg/ is one person
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>>172551665
>devs hate Tracer
What? She's the most balanced hero in this game. Devs hate Reaper since they buffed S76 and Roadhog for no reason.
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friendly reminder to report all non-meta pickers
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>>172551665
Her HP is low because she shouldn't be getting hit more than a few times in every engagement. If she does, she should be reversing out.
Her guns have the fastest reload in the game and can easily kill a sub 200HP hero in one clip, especially if you're aiming at the upper half of the body.
Yeah the Pipe Bomb sucks. Not much excuse for that, but every offensive hero's ult sucks and in some cases (McCree, Pharah) just invites the other team to get a free kill on them
She didn't blink up but I think they were discussing changing it so she could.

For some reason I'm actually enjoying Tracer a lot lately - maybe it's because Orisa is a good target for her.
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>>172552537
This is so out of character it's surreal.
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>>172553221
I should have said 200 or below, for obvious reasons.
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>>172553259
We were doing ok when it was just minor light-hearted flashbacks reinforcing this love confession shit but now we've gonna completely out of control. I have no idea what's going on anymore.
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>Reaper is a worse roadhog in every way except countering winston harder

>Mccree is a worse Soldier in every way except countering pharah harder

How do we buff them without buffing them?
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>>172553207
will do
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Do Hanzo and Genji have higher melee damage than the other characters?
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>>172553937
No, why do you think that?
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>>172553937
Winston ult melee = 40
Genji ult sword = 120
Torbjörn hammer = 55
Reinhardt hammer = 75

Everything else is 30.
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>>172553547
Buff Winston and Pharah so they're mandatory picks obviously
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>>172553547
>Reaper
Increase the number of pellets his shotguns have but change the damage to stay constant. Would help him to hit slimmer targets but not change his tank damage.
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How right am I?
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>>172554252
>make him even weaker to armored heroes
HAHAHA holy fuck thats retarded
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>>172554269
>the one and only "hero" who's been killing this game since her release is in the center
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>>172554269
Sombrero closer to the middle, same with pharah, but still closer to their original positions. Then it's spot on
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I sure hope the bitching on the forums won't get her nerfed
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>Try to slap a pulse bomb on someone
>Whiff it and it lands on the ground
>Orisa's gravity ball floats by me
>Yanks the entire team onto my bomb
J-just as planned.
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>>172553221
>>Her guns have the fastest reload in the game

>be Sombra
>Tracer unloads her clip on me from mid range dealing puny damage
>hack her during the time she reloads
>Tracer is basically a free kill now

>>can easily kill a sub 200HP hero in one clip, especially if you're aiming at the upper half of the body

That only happend in point blank range and with perfect tracking, you will never. I repeat, never be able to fully kill someone in one clip unless they lagged or are just standing still for whatever reason.
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>>172553547
Reaper: Cancel wraith form upon clicking M1, which also immediately fires

McCree:
Flashbang cooldown reduced by 2 seconds
Remove 200 ms click delay from Deadeye (ultimate) upon first target
Sync graphics properly so that skull always means a kill, currently clicking too fast targets can survive with 1 hp or similar

That's basically it and they're perfectly balanced
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>>172554578
Don't worry, they know the official forum are just silver leaguebabbs trying to get something they can't handle nerfed like they would in league
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>another I CAN'T CLIMB BECAUE MUH HANJO MAINS REEEEEE thread on reddit

/owg/ isn't this retarded, right?
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>>172554570
B-But Tracer's fine
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>>172554416
Are you dumb? He'll still deal the same damage.
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>>172554875
more pellets, less damage per pellet literally makes him weaker against armor fucktard
do you know how armor works
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>>172554269
Switch the cowboy and the lesbo
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>>172554801
I'm sure they're trotting out the same stale arguments about how some top level player got a smurf to GM and so your ranking is completely your fault.
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The enemy has a teleporteur
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>>172554801
are you referring to the "comp is luck" thread? whatever it is it shows how retarded reddit is regardless

if comp is based on luck and team comps, how was I able to entire solo go from 3k to 4.3k in just two days carrying nearly every game? Just luck?

fucking bunch of idiots
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>>172554269
I bet you are all the way to the left, actually.
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>Mercy: Attack the objective!
>Mercy: Attack the objective!
>Mercy: Attack the objective!
>Mercy: Attack the objective!
every game
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>>172551261
>>172551030
>>172551893

If healing effects in overwatch can recover you from bullet wounds Im fairly certain lucio's ear drums will be fine
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>>172554972
The other anon literally said to adjust the damage so he still deals the same damage he has now.
So even if it's 30 pellets or 50 if they adjusted it and every pellet hit armored heroes he'd still deal the same damage.
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>>172555092
>solo go from 3k to 4.3k
1.5 -> 3 would be way more impressive. Of course it's easier to climb if you are already in the top bracket.
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>>172555281
hard to do when you place 3k or above every season which means something

people that are below 3k truly deserve it and there is no lottery going on
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>>172555208
she speaks the truth
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>>172554416
Armor already halves it you dumb.
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>>172555076

but your rank is completely your fault
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>>172551308
he dropped the beat too hard
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>>172552537
field trip to the hospital for hardcore alcohol poisoning, im thinking
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>>172555350
Yeah, it means you got lucky in season that, that's what it means.

Like I wrote, it's not impressive to become a millionaire, if you are already very wealthy. But a rags-to-riches story would be another matter.
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P O L L T I M E
http://www.strawpoll.me/12633104/
http://www.strawpoll.me/12633104/
http://www.strawpoll.me/12633104/
http://www.strawpoll.me/12633104/

Have you voted yet? Tallying starts tomorrow!
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>>172555076
don't focus on rank, focus on gitting gud. if you git gud rank will come to you eventually
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>>172555547
yeah, I got lucky every season by winning nearly every placement and carrying those games, then reaching 4k every single season. Just luck

bad players are so delusional
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Is there any plans for a new healer.

Like one that benefits from your team to have widow/hanzo/genji trying to do anything but win? Maybe a healer that gets stronger the less teammates are close to him so you can just let everyone else suck at skirmish while you try to win.
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>>172551030
what's up with tumblr and lucio's eardrums?
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>>172555589
Doesn't matter if you git gud in this game, faggots who refuse to switch practically makes the match a 5v6.
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>3700+ on 2 accounts
>Widowmaker only
>80% winrate withher
>Still told to kill myself and that im shit on widowmaker
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>>172555723
but both sides have those players
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>>172555676
I've won most of my placements too, but it doesn't matter at all. There has never been a total rank reset in this game. If you got lucky once, that is enough to keep one high in ranks. And it's a fact that in season one the ranking was extremely fuzzy and full of bugs.
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>really good at 1v1, constantly going 5-0
>Decent at 3v3 too, win 80% of the time
>constantly beating my friends who are much higher level than me in eliminations and 1v1s


>still lose constantly in actual matches
What am I doing wrong here? I'm only at 2235 in comp, and I have a shitty QP record too. It feels like I can beat most people at skill in this game, but when I get with a team, we always lose. I don't want to be that guy who blames it all on my team, so what am I doing wrong?
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>>172555692
Thas how you get tinnitus
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>playing comp attack on numbani.
>get 500 ping.
>not disconnected or anything or the match isn't cancelled at all.

It still ended as a draw, but what the fuck?
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>>172555867
Alright so that also explains how on my second account I created a few days ago I placed in 3800 this season only?
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How do you know if anybody on your team is a girl?
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>>172555790
can have those players

sometimes they don't, and you lose regardless of what you did

this game is super sensitive to players not pulling their weight for some reason
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>>172555953
Perhaps. The game fucks with the secret MMR rating first, before you can do the placements.

A truely impressive act would be to rise thru the ranks, all the way from the bottom.
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>enemies run quadruple tank quadruple barriers
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>>172551030
I don't save serious/dark comics because they're fucking embarassing and cringe inducing most of the time.
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>>172556020
You can't. Don't believe the "girls only play Mercy" meme.
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>>172556147
>A truely impressive act would be to rise thru the ranks, all the way from the bottom.

This has been done multiple times by skilled players playing solo
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>>172552561
>/owg/ is made up of multiple people who are all equally clueless
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>>172556020
If they're drunk you'll know because they never shut the fuck up
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>>172555723
the thing is the enemy team has the same problems so if you're an average player for your rank your win chance is 50%
if you git gud however it can go up to even 60%
you won't be able to carry every game, not even most games but you will carry enough games to make a difference
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>>172549990
dying? feels the same. not a lot of people actually come on here. and theres quite a number of people here that dont even play the game, they just shitpost about their waifu and faggot ships.
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>>172553221
Her ult is pretty beastly actually. probably the best combo for a Graviton because it eats through most support ults.

>>172554653
> That only happend in point blank range and with perfect tracking, you will never. I repeat, never be able to fully kill someone in one clip unless they lagged or are just standing still

1 clipping a Zen is relatively easy. Other heroes might be hard to 1 clip, but not nearly as impossible as you claim
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>>172556154
>you don't pick Bastion and instead go on a mongolian petroglyph enthusiast online forum to green meme arrow
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>>172556201
Links please? Every video I've seen has been a very limited run. The problem here is the "elo hell", which lies somewhere in the middle of the curve. I'd likem them to top that solo.
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>>172556027
So are you just unlucky then? Because if we assume that you're not retarded and actually do belong higher than your current rank, the odds should be on your side, right?
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>>172556434
that went from dumb to fucking retarded real fast
whoever made this art is fucked in the head
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OFFICIAL MAIN TIER LIST
>ELDER GOD MAINS:
Junkrat, Torbjörn

>GOD MAINS:
Sombra, Reaper, Lucio, Mei, Mercy

>GREAT MAINS
Widowmaker, Bastion, Orisa

>OKAY MAINS
Tracer, D.Va, Winston, Zenyatta

>GARBAGE MAINS
Symmetra, Zarya, Pharah, Reinhardt, McCree

>WORST OF THE WORST MAINS (aka "m-muh meta!!!")
Hanzo, Genji, Roadhog, Soldier:76, Ana
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>>172556345
>tfw faggots instalock as genji and 76
>all that's left to pick is tank and healer
>playing tank or healer inevitably means having your SR on the hands of the dps

Okay.
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>>172556529
(You)
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>>172556434
To make it more accurate, make Mercy in to Widowmaker and change "where are the heals" to "where are the picks".

That'd make it exactly how every game goes.
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>>172556529
>Lucio not in "m-muh meta!!!"
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>>172556486
If a team gets a griefer, thrower or whatever making it 5v6 and the other team doesn't that is just bad luck to the griefer's team yes.

One can argue that this would average out and happen to everyone equally given enough time though
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>>172550772
>Punished Rein
>A man without a shield
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i have an idea. just hear me out. hanzos arrow damage and anas sniper damage are switched! eh? eh? sounds good, no?
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anyone else hates this communities shitty meme words?

>tilt
>pick
>peek
>dive
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>mfw playing as Mercy
>enemy team has a Sombra that knows what she's doing
>my team just completely fucking ignores her even when I ask for help
>it gets to a point where she just says fucking "lol" in chat when she kills me
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>>172549649
>People picking fucking retarded shit on defense like lucio and tracer

And no dont bother trying to tell me either are good on defense they are both absolute trash and every single fucker who tries to use them is a useless fuck that costs us the game
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>>172556825
Are (you) retarded?
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>>172556529
I mained Roadhog before I knew what a meta was
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>>172556960
are you literally 16?
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>>172556553
if you're not a shitty dps instalocker the enemy team will always have a bigger chance of getting shitty dps instalockers by default
just try your best, improve your play etc.
try to be a team leader too. a team with a plan and good communiation is at a big advantage
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>>172556027
You can still lose individual games, but on the whole you'll climb.

People who say that ranking is all luck are the people who play one game, have a bad experience, lose, and then bitch about how the game was impossible to win and others just got lucky when they climbed. They usually play like one or two ranked games a day and have an extremely narrow and limited sample from which to form their opinions.

Which is why they're always wrong.
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>>172556825
>toxic
that one pisses me off the most. unlike all the ones you listed, this is the one that i actually hear in-game. fucking normies!!
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>>172557285
Stop flaming me!
You're being toxic!
Reported!
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>>172557425
noop. never heard that one.
hey, i have an idea. why dont we just make a word that only WE will know and be okay with using?
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>EU
>full of russians
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>>172556529
>Junkrat
>Elder God
>when most of them are stuck in Bronze
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>>172557645
>tfw top 500 junkrat
good feel
also, just looking at someone's rank is in no way a valid argument since rank means jack shit in overwatch
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>DPS arguing that people should do what he says because he's DPS, refuses to change when he can't do anything because we don't have enough damage
>Tank arguing that people should do what he says because he's Platinum and everyone else is Gold
>Other DPS arguing that people should do what he says because he has three golds
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>teammates drop some epic reddit humor before the match starts

Why does this happen nearly every game?
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"Solo q is all about luck", "elo hell is real"

Loving this meme

Reminder:
>You are the only constant
>Everyone runs into unwinnable games, including the enemy team
>Play consistently, get placed consistently
>SR swings happen

Fucken reddit
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>>172557285
>>172557425
toxic has big abuse potential but if you're actually flaming people on a regular basis you are the cancer of this game and your shitty temper is the reason you're low rank
if you ask the genji main nicely to switch there is some chance he'll actually do it, if you just shout at him he'll disable voicechat or the entire team will get involved in drama instead of actually playing the fucking game
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>>172558183
tilt sucks.

I can't get past 3100's because of it. Its always up 3 games, down 4 back to 3000, more often than not because people don't want to switch or we get soldiers who can't kill Pharmercy.

Then I tell them to switch it up because I have 4 gold as Rein, and they get all pissy and say they're gonna prove me wrong.

>DEFEAT
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>>172558297
I agree. I dropped 1,800 SR on purpose to play with my lowbie friend. I solo carried every game with ease (I'm talking, 70+ eliminations every game) and got back to my normal SR of low-Master within 3 weeks.
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>>172556868
USE YOUR FUCKING PISTOL

I constantly target Mercys as Sombra and I'm always excited when they decide to actually fight me, instead of hopping around in a panic holding their staff.
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>be street pig
>on Ilios well
>time's run out and we're trying to hold
>DVA throws her ult on the point, double kill at least plus me
>hook the meka and drop it into the pit
>end up holding and winning the match
felt good man. I had never even thought about trying that before it was just a split second thing.
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>>172558297
>elo hell is real
>ur the only constant
Except it's been objectively proven that there's a sweetspot of saltiness where people play less as a team and are selfish cunts who think they're special, and it's at low Gold. There is a far higher percentage of people there who refuse to play as a team properly.

Seriously, someone went out of their way to check and people more often get angry around that area if something goes wrong or are more likely to say a hero choice is wrong.

>About 17% of games at diamond have salt (or almost 1 in 5). It’s usually infrequent as players go back to talking about the game.

>About 24% of games at platinum have salt (or 1 in 4). This can certainly derail games but, again, players tend to go back to talking about the game… most of the time.

>The number jumps up dramatically higher at gold. About 39% games at upper gold have salt, and 48%, or almost every other game has salt at lower gold. This frequently leads to team breakdowns and losses.
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>>172556529
If you main any hero in Overwatch, you need to kill yourself and your family.
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A scoreboard with everyone's kd visible would solve 100% of in game arguments
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>>172558945
Why does my family have to suffer for my love of McCree?
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Finally uninstalled. After a certain point the game just becomes a monotonous job rather than a game to fully enjoy. Oh well.
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Is there anything more orgasmic than a Mei who tries to be cheeky after she freezes you only to fuck up and get killed
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>>172549990
>2 hours
>150 posts
>dying
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>>172557563
>eurocuck problems
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>>172558925
As someone who has run that entire gamut I can say that people are way tiltier in lower SRs, preferring to rage at their teammates, while in higher SRs they tend to be more trolly. 2900s were a shitfest with diamonds mad as fuck they fell out and throwing games from the start.
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>>172554653
It sounds like you just can't aim with tracer.
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>>172553547
Nerf their superiors. Roadhog wouldn't be better than Reaper if his hook didn't lead to a guarantee kill on all squishes. 76 also doesn't need the high damage McCree has because his other skills are really good
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>>172559074
Lost too many rank points?

Take the fun pill and forget about all that nonsense.
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>>172559062
>k/d

No

Just show important stats like damage/healing done, and especially fucking objective time
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>>172559114

I have been that Mei.

I don't play her much and when I do I'm just fucking around so I mess up a lot and end up getting my ass kicked.
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>>172555250
Doesn't matter either way. A body in overwatch is as important as a fucking pencil, you can literally be completely destroyed and rebuilt.
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>>172558945
main =/= hero you always play and never switch from ever
main = hero you're best at and you consider a safe pick
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Why isn't there a Genji card for "Times asked for healing"?
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>>172559162
What counts as dying?
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>>172556470
It's super easy to climb, dumdum. You just need to git gud and develop a win streak. You can peak up to +70 mmr per game, I've easily boosted my gold and silver accounts to master.
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>>172559663
The moment you need to bump the thread to prevent it from getting arcived is when the general is dying.
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>>172559434
This, the fact that there is a person who can bring you back from the dead does make injuries a non-issue. The only consequence is that you might have to replace something with cybernetics, which is no big deal.
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>>172559270
Damage done and healing are meaningless stats. The most important things in OW are staying alive and killing the other team.
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I want to see anti-cards at the end of a match. I want to see how many shurikens our Genji missed and the total amount of our team's damage was blocked by our own Mei's walls.
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>>172559829
"You're powered up, get in there!"
"I've got you in my sigh-"
>friendly Mei wall blocks off the choke and you have successfully wasted two (2)! ultimates!
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Roadhog's a big guy
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>>172560202
Why does he wear the mask?
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>>172559730
if that were the case 90% generals here would be dying
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>>172559829
one time i watched the enemy symmetra put her teleporter facing the edge of the cliff.

we both used our sitting emotes and watched her team's mccree walk through it 3 times before she DC'd for being inactive.
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>>172560285
for you
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>>172556529
>>ELDER GOD MAINS:
>Junkrat, Torbjörn
lel
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>>172556868
>Not fighting back like a retard
You deserve to get killed. Mercy can kill low health targets rather quickly if you don't have terrible aim.
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OFFICIAL list of GOAT skins; if you see anybody using one of the skins on this list you can be certain they are an elite level main of that hero:

>ANA
Horus/Captain Amari

>BASTION
Steambot/Blizzcon

>D.VA
Watermelon/Junebug/Taegeukgi

>GENJI
Chrome

>HANZO
Demon/Young Master

>JUNKRAT
Junkenstein/Toasted

>LUCIO
Selecao/Striker/Default

>McCREE
American

>MEI
Chrysanthemum/Snow Plum/Yeti Hunter/Mei-rry

>MERCY
Eidgenossin/Witch

>PHARAH
Titanium/Mechaqueen/Security Chief

>REAPER
Pumpkin/Blackwatch Reyes

>REINHARDT
Stonehardt

>ROADHOG
Pigpen/Junkenstein's Monster

>SOLDIER 76
Default/Immortal/Strike Commander Morrison

>SOMBRA
Virus/Cyberspace

>SYMMETRA
Goddess

>TORBJORN
Chopper/Santaclad

>TRACER
Sporty

>WIDOWMAKER
Nuit/Noire

>WINSTON
Horizon/Yeti

>ZARYA
Arctic/Champion

>ZENYATTA
Nutcracker/Sanzang
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>>172559779
I'm pretty sure Mercy can't actually resurrect people in-universe as she does in the game. If she could, that would bring up a lot of questions.
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>>172560883
Absolutely fantastic taste, my good sir
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>>172559827
Go play CoD if you want k/d stats to wave your dick at people with. The community would become even worse than it already is if Blizz added it in and everyone knows it. They've even stated that's the reason they don't have it. Games would be nothing but dick measuring contests and nobody would play as a team.
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>>172560883
Skullyatta is best zen skin
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>>172560883
>>GENJI
>Chrome
whenever I put on that skin I always perform badly with him
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>>172560883
>young skins for Ana
dropped
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>>172561293
Already happens though. That shit junkrat won't switch because he has gold damage. GOLD DAMAGE
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I want to be like HarryHook
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>>172560202
why did he bring friends?
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>>172560883
>Horus/Captain Amari
Slut/Waifufag skins
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>>172560883
>Selecao/Striker/Default
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>>172553207
Trash hero's ≠ off meta
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Can Blizzard finally fucking Nerf McCree and Symmetra now?

Symmetra's Beam is way too fucking long so they either need to nerf the damage or reduce the range.

Heck maybe make the range longer per turrent deployed.

As for McCree his stun makes it way too easy to kill targets. Why does the sun get a pass while people bitch about Roadhogs hook? McCree's stun should only work on a direct hit. No more aiming at the feet.
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>flame an offense hero who plays fucking mediocre the entire match
>he gets potg by doing something really mediocre like shutting pharah ult down and getting 2 more dudes with Q of the game
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>Mei freezes you
>says Hi before killing you

FUCKING STOP IT
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>>172558925
im 3.1k and ive had the most saltiest games at this SR, i got placed in at 2.2k btw
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>>172560339
Well yeah.
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i told a friend that i found battlefield kind of games boring and he went full retard "overwatch is for kids"
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>>172562619
She doesn't even have to do that. Just slowly approach you and *SHINK*
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>>172560883
What about Orisa?
I'll give you a hint
camouflage is bae
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>>172562895
>>
>>172562895

Consider acquiring better friends
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>>172562895
he's right strategizing and team play is for children
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>>172563026
>searching the archive for someones filename

but why
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>>172563026
All frogposters are underage retards. Not a surprise.
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>>172563015

Carbon Fiber is objectively the WORST skin and anyone who disagrees with me is an idiot.
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Would everything still go to hell if Gabriel took the lead instead of Jack?
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>>172558386
dude soldier mains are the worst because they only know how to play soldier. never have i ever seen a soldier main play a decent tank or a fucking healer that isnt battle mercy.
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>>172563136
because I saw the exact same post in tf2g
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How far can would you estimate a deaf person can get in ranked? (missing audio cues and not in team chat)
I'm not deaf myself but asking this for research
Pic unrelated
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>>172562753
The only constant through out the ranks is they are human. The higher you go you still have stupid irrational people, who read meta reports and flame non meta picks (ie: Hanzo, widow, reaper) and get saltier because they care more about their Sr than anything.
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>>172563164
Honestly, I think Carbon Fiber and Protector are close to being good, but the concave face ruins it for me, it's like Orisa got punched in the face by Doomfist.
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>>172563174
Yup
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>>172563174
It wouldn't be so bad, with or without dick measuring contests, but it would still end with OW getting disbanded.
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>>172562895
Battlefield is boring though, desu. Only good real shooter is CSGO and some older ones.
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>>172563253
audio cues are pretty big in this game
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>>172562529
Flashbang has a max range of 7 meters, a 10 second cooldown, only lasts for .7 seconds, isn't paired with a weapon that does up to 450 damage in one shot and isn't on a hero with effectively 900 HP.

If you're seriously comparing McCree's stun to Roadhog's, you're retarded.
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>>172562895

I play both, but I know I'll play Overwatch for longer than BF1.
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>>172563143
I really like the one's from Matt's tumblr
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>be me
>be mccree
>pharamercy silver portraits stack on enemy team
>get upset when I solo ult them
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>>172563174
That all depends really on the reveal of how their relationships fell apart. Chu says we don't know why yet. Meaning the real reason isn't IN the lore yet.

But here is how I see it:
>If it was just jealousy, Jack wouldn't feel jealous losing the position because he wasn't the original commander to begin with. They would keep up the same momentum they had during the omnic crisis; no issues.
>If it was due to Jack shutting Gabe out due to work obligations, nothing would save them. They would always be criticizing the other for the job they were doing.

I'm not even going to mention the romance that is playing a factor somewhere between the 3 of them because obviously wherever it is it's going to play a part in why things fell apart.
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>>172563390
sorry to dissapoint but what i meant by battlefield kind of games wasnt just generic "big map" shooters but generic shooters in general where all you have is hitscan
i did play comp csgo for a while but i ended up finding it boring and extremelly repetitive compared to Overwatch and similar games
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Is Mercy basically that shit in the fridge, which looks good, but you still don't wanna risk eating it as it's been here too long?
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>>172563408
Yep, but can you estimate what rank max they can get? I'll tell you how far I got maining tracer and ana (pre nerf) with headphones on listening to music from my phone
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Sure is fun to play arcade for the boxes. Must congratulate once again the people who thought of this.
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post the skins you do better with. ill start.
>genji
carbon fiber but i dont like it cuz everyone uses it
>lucio
andes
>d.va
junker
>zenyatta
ra
>tracer
sporty or rose
>mercy
valkyrie
>mccree
gambler
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>>172556868
>not switching over to counter or actually communicate with your team in order to kill her.

You deserve every loss you get you filthy maggot.
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>>172563935
You don't need them. Don't do it if you don't like to, I don't.
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>>172563885
I'd say gold and maaayybe plat if you can learn to keep track of what enemies are alive/dead as the game goes on
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>>172555759
why do you main the same char on both accounts?
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>>172563284
orisa will most likely get punched by doomfist
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>>172562529
(you)
>>
im about to move to pc so i gotta ask. wrist or arm?
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>>172564392
wrist
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>>172564392
arm of course
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>>172564513
>>172564518
t-thanks
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>>172564008
You don't even need to switch when you're Mercy and the enemy is Sombra. You're a medic, sure, but you have a gun for a reason. Even making her retreat is good enough.
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>tfw potg is you mindlessly spamming your pistol into your zarya's graviton and getting four kills
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>>172563540
H
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>>172558653
you're not the first to do it
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>>172564602
You're supposed to aim at the waist, swivel your entire torso around to move your hand.
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i get a relatively low framerate of 120-150 despite having a GTX 970 and graphics on low
any tips to improve performance? im on 1024x768
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>>172564063
Placed in plat climbed to early diamond, probably would've climbed farther but I only played about 15ish hrs that season, and you're damn right, I abused the fuck out of keeping track of enemy ults and respawns, my win rate was very good at like 80 something with tracer and ana at 70ish, literally only played those two
1cp with tracer was pretty much free wins
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>>172565050
Do you have a 144hz monitor? You're probably more cpu bound at that point.
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>>172564948
what about my legs do i move those too to counter any extra movement?
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If I'm Genji and I have a ready ult is it ever OK to use it just to solo kill an enemy Mercy that I know also has a full ult?
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>>172556529
I WHOLEHEARTEDLY AGREE
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>>172565189
Leg aiming is for professionals only, by going without a chair and spinning around in order to aim, they become one with their hero. Become too connected with your hero then if you die in the game you die in real life.
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>>172565284
no, just wait till she gets close to another dps then go.
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I hope every junkrat main gets their legs broken.

Fuck you.
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>>172565525
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>>172551030
>>172555692
DELETE THIS
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Hanzo is actually pretty fun
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>Kill Mercy
>Dva/Mei/Ulting Winston stalls point
>By the time we kill them Mercy walks out of spawn and rezzes

even if it's quick play this shit tilts me hard, fuck dude.
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>>172565384
ahh okay. gotcha. wait what about neck movement for when wrist and leg movement isnt enough?
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>>172565153
120 Hz tubescreen
guess ill have to upgrade my CPU
if i get an i7 or ryzen 7 will i be able to get 240 fps stable?
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>>172560883
>Not Shrike Ana

>Not White Rabbit D.Va

Good list otherwise
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Can I get one fucking team that's not full of retards ffs?
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>>172565726
>me ooga team booga
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>>172561476
I love Skullyata and forgot to pick it up around Halloween but I actually hoep they do new skins for every event, even repeat events from past years.
I don't wanna keep getting the same old skins every year.
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>>172560883
Possessed Pharah gives her the best looking golden gun imo
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>>172565605
>junkrat mains only play junkrat and torb
but i only play junkrat and pharah
whats wrong with some good ole junkrat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppt-jiFOt58
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>>172565384
>Become too connected with your hero then if you die in the game you die in real life
I've heard this somewhere before. How would you do it anyway?
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>>172556434
>peeing
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>>172565050
whats your CPU
and why is that a problem? 150 seems pretty high
I average 40-50
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>>172565706
You need to constantly be looking at one point even when spinning with Reaper's ult, an example is when a Ballerina is spinning they constantly turn their neck to look at one point and not get dizzy. Same reason with Overwatch.
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>temple of anubis
>genji for attack
>enemy genji for defense
>we have an attack bastion for no goddamn reason
>he targets enemy genji
>he deflects at me but i manage to deflect to at only less than a meter distance and we go back and forth for a whole 2 seconds and i kill him
>look at damage deflected and i somehow have a little over 20k damage deflected
>mfw
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What are you supposed to do as Mercy when the enemy just walks by your team to kill you

>Just fight them

Yes her pistol is good but it isnt going to stop reaper/junkrat/pharah/sym/tracer/winston/etc unless theyre completely awful

>Just fly to your team

Irrelevant, either I get forced away from them or flying to them is pointless because they still ignore me
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>>172566171
but im a genji main. does the same rule apply for when im going ham with my ult?
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>tfw you have a phobia of getting tinittus and freak the fuck out at the sound of any sound you believe to be tinittus

IKTF Lucio
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>>172566107
150 is pretty low when you have a 120 Hz screen
if it dips below 120 Hz i would get a very noticeable effect onscreen
i always want at least twice my refresh rate as a framerate, and NEVER going under my refreshrate
my cpu is a ayymd fx-8350
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>>172566409
Especially so, get too carried away and you get whiplash, same with Tracer.
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>>172566265
dont play mercy then. shes only good for fap content until her flight speed gets buffed or at the very least she gets an armor upgrade
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>>172566265
use your microphone
or switch
or do nothing and keep complaining I don't fucking know
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>>172566265
I love bullying badly protected Mercy players as Mei, sometimes I don't even need to wall off your team, just gotta walk past 'em.
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>>172566420
anyone have that comic strip of lucio losing his hearing?
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>>172565050
>relatively low framerate
>120-150

you dont have the right anon
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>>172566809
>>172551030
>>172555692
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>>172566265
the best strategy is to try and make the flanker your teams problem.
nobody is going to give a shit if you're getting killed even though they very much should.
yet if they're getting attacked by said flanker they'll react immediately
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>>172565605
that guy needs to git gud
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>>172566880
pretty sure he was complaining about junkrats on his team and not the enemy team
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>>172565525
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>>172566565
>or at the very least she gets an armor upgrade
Only if it's actual armor and not a portion of healthbar with higher defence. It could be crusader armor for all I care. Whatever allows us to keep ignoring her real problems.
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bout to pull the trigger for muh 1440p

am I making a mistake?
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>>172567016
hes also complaining about seeing junkrats at 2900 when ive seen them literally all the way up to GM. he's a basic bitch.
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>>172564126
One account is for solo Queue and one is for grouping with friends.
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>>172567112
You're one of those people that only plays HIGH SKILL heroes like McCree and rages when you lose to a Winston aren't you.
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>>172567112
ikr fuck them for biting the bullet and picking the least popular and most looked down upon role in the game
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>>172567112
it's more like being surrounded by spastics while also being a spastic yourself
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>>172567076
so itd be 275 hp with it being like torbs armor pack just this time permanent right? is this worth pitching to jeff?
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>>172567076
Would this kind of armor be good enough?
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>Get Mercy PotG
>5 man Rez
>them I kill the enemy Mercy
What a satisfying feeling
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>>172567485
based
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>creatures like this are allowed to exist
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>>172567456
looks like that guy has a baby arm that was dipped in chunky black bean dip but yea that should suffice it.
>>
>>172567105

Are you running 144hz as well? A GTX 1080 is very much overkill for Overwatch, I have a GTX 1060 6gb and can get 144hz at 1080p.
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>>172555692
Because deaf musicians are the greatest pottery
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>>172567850
hanzo mains are a diamond dozen
>>
>>172568074
>the greatest pottery

what
>>
is it just me or are genji's even more unkillable now
>>
>>172555692
they love giving characters morbid problems so they can coddle them. its the pinnacle of tumblr fanfictions and fanart
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>>172568192
>he doesn't know about shitty /tv/ memes
good on you, anon
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>>172551030
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>>172568091
>diamond dozen

Neck yourself
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>>172568052
No but I do also play a lot of W3 as of late
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How do I get good at Torbjorn?
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>>172568091
but why though

and why are they the most stubborn mainers of them all
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>>172568481
is that a rhetorical question?
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>>172568448
found the newfag
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>>172568538

No, I'm asking because I know there are some people in this thread who play him.
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>>172568510
Archers are cool and a good Hanzo is actually a really good pick for DPS
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>>172568478

If you're not going for 144hz then a 1060 6gb or a 1070 will do you. 1080 is touching 4k.
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>>172568510
>the most stubborn mainers
i feel like that's debatable but generally true
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>>172551030
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Is genji actually good? No one that picks him on my team ever seems to do well
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>>172568708
In my experience Hanzos are the ones to either ignore their team or give a flat no to calls to change.
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What if the game had gibs
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I just got 4 dupes in a loot box
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>>172568801
woah...
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>>172568634
>Archers are cool
can't say i ever got the appeal of bows
but even if they are the coolest thing ever that's absolutely no reason to ignore the team comp completely and pick hanzo as a third dps in 2/2/2
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>>172551030
To be honest I wouldn't put it past Mercy to do something like this.
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>>172568836
genji is one of the hardest heroes in the game. he's amazing if you're very good and quite bad if you're just okay
90% genjis below diamond are fucking trash
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>>172569105
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>>172569145
yea mercy is pretty much one of the most fucked up characters in the game
still enjoy the concept though
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>Comp Dorado
>attack: pick Mercy, solo heal
>some shitlord picks Sombra
>runs around doing nothing all game, keeps trying to invis behind enemy rein and wipe all enemy team
>doesn't
>always out of heal range
>Don't even make it to end
>Defend: Asslord picks Sombra again
>Chat explodes with threats of reporting
>fuck this, pocket Soldier
>quickly boost around, healing team
>back to pocket
>halfway switches off to Mei
>icewalls like a retard
>eventually Win, but just barely
>get PotG ressing 3 and double kill with water blaster
>Chat still tilted at Sombrero

Is Sombra a bad hero or are her players just retarded
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>>172568885
Playing McCree and Pharah would be a lot more fun.
How would you do kid-friendly gibs though?
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>>172569629
She's a shit pick, don't listen to what the hipster faggots here that play her tell you. She's BadTracer and that's all she'll ever be.
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>>172569145
this is more of torb's thing
nanomachines is her jam
>>172569489
she isn't one atm, but she could be one
it's so easy to do and give a justification for it
all without turning her into a villain
but that ain't happening
a concept is all it will ever be
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>>172569489
But who is the one most fucked up?

I would say Roadhog is a safe bet
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>>172569728
Only heroes with prosthetics can be gibbed?
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Any tips on Junkrat and Roadhog? While I'm bad at Junkrat, I think I'm decent at Hog so far, but more advice is always good.
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>>172570081
be me
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>>172569973
do we even know anything about roadhog other than the fact that he's insane
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>>172569847
>she benefits from her teammates suffering
>removes any and all agency from them when she literally denies them the right to stay dead
she's pretty messed up already
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I want to abuse Mercy
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>>172570081
When putting traps at doorways, put them like this, it won't be visible to incoming victims and the trap most likely vacuum pull the victim.
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>>172570140
Interesting picture

Well, he was with the ALF and destroyed the omnium, turning the Australian outback into hell.

>>172570081
As Hog, focus on getting value for your hooks. Hook a charging Rein, hook ulting squishies.

Do not try to sneak flank, you're too fat
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>>172570245
I want to have consensual (but kinky) sex with Mercy
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>>172570081
don't pick junk if the enemy has a soldier, mccree, pharah or widowmaker aka pick him very rarely as a form of BM
>>172570138
is this supposed to be impressive?
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Come to beautiful Hanamura, where we have ENDLESS BARRIERS
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Is Winston really good now or do people just not know how to deal with him? I've been wreaking havoc with him lately.
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>want to relax and play qp
>every single game the enemy team has a widow
>my team wont coordinate to deal with her
>have to play widow to reliably shut her down

Why do widow mains play widow in qp too? I want to play DPS that aren't widow without getting my head clicked all game.
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>>172570415
>hear hog footsteps
>primal fear of the hook fills me
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>>172569728
They gib into flowers
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>>172570320
Neat, I'll keep that in mind.

>>172570415
Try to get the most bang for your buck, got it. Also, it's probably just because I'm new and playing with casuals, but I've been doing pretty darn well hiding behind corners and catching out squishies so far, but I'll keep that in mind the more I play.

>>172570584
Try to avoid mobile carries, alright.
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>hook the pharah 4 times in a row
That was bliss
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>>172570897
It's the one of the few places to play Widow without your team raging 100% of the time.
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>>172570679
I think it's a combination of both
he's ridiculously fun to play now
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>>172549649
>QP
>lose round as reinhardt
>Some genji gets really salty towards me ( i did a shitty round and i´m a low gold)
>Wishes my mother was dead
>Next two rounds against him, win them.
>Dude is ultra salty, everyone is trolling
>See profile
>Guy was 4200 season 4 high, now at 3000.

How can people get that salt in QP? i always think that everyone is trying the heroes they don't main in competititive.
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>it's a "lose rating because your Reinhardt can't figure out how to shield Dva ult" match

Why is plat suffering?
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>>172569973
D.Va
>19
>a famous videogamer
>fights an Omnic Kaiju, which is constantly improving itself
>streams her fights
>treats combat operations like a game
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>Get tired of being the Mercy that gets ignored by her team and chased down 24/7
>Decide to play a flanker and do the same thing to the enemy mercy
>The second I even look at her, her team instantly whips around and melts me

I shouldve figured
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>>172571253
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>>172561713
tfw I like the skin but it also makes me preform bad
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>>172571380
Get a microphone
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>Be me, mercy main
>Perform well in placements, still get placed high Silver
>Meander around 2000 SR for a few weeks trying to heal dumbasses
>Bite the bullet and switch to Pharah on a whim
>Suddenly I'm climbing like a rocket
>Constantly getting compliments from teammates for my mediocre performance
>Win after win

I didn't believe the stories /owg/. But DPS really do carry way down here. How long can I keep this up?
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April Fools idea
>New batch of casual clothes for the heroes with the most skins already
>New arcade mode is RP(18+)
>Heroes do no damage and everything else is irrelevant
>Get a lootbox for sitting through 10 minutes of people chatting and using the sit emote

What do you think?
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CEASE
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if you get above 17k damage with bastion in a match, is it "too low for it to be worth?"
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>>172572279
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>>172553259
this guy said his comics were applauded on /v/ for showing how real gay men interact with each other
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>>172571421
Would it even be legal to stream this shit? Who watches this shit? What if D.Va never goes back online during one of these streams or, god forbid, she dies without the stream going offline?
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>>172571184
I'm glad they finally changed his barrier cooldown. I can't remember the last time I denied so many D.va ults.
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>>172572451
out of character but still potentially how real gay men (not the two characters AS gay men, necessarily) interact
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>>172572526
I would totally watch stream from battlefield
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>1800 SR
Just fucking end me already. I'm shit at video games and life in general. I see no way I can get any better because I've no way to know I'm doing wrong and improve it. I knew I should've stuck to /tg/ pretending to be an elf.
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Mercy's hips should be fucking illegal to put in a non-sex game
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>>172572279
CEASE YOUR RESISTANCE

CEASE

>>>>>I SAID CEASE
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>it's a "plat players lose to McMeme because nobody ever pressures him" episode

just fuck my rating up senpai
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>>172572685
People are braindead at that rank. Pick Pharah and laugh at your free SR.
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>>172572585
>hawhaw sheeeeit
>hawhaw aww sheeeeit spank ur butt
>hawhaw sheeeeeeeeeeeit o no ur dyin
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>>172572685
Same here. Last season I hovered at 1400 endlessly after placing 2100 and in S4 I unironically placed 900. Eventually got back to 1300 now I'm hovering again.

I'm level 250 by now and I put hundreds of hours into this fucking game but I see no way of it ever getting better.
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Anyone bought the cum tribute statue yet?
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>>172572724

>ywn be pinned against the wall by Orisa's robotic horse feet while she screams 'CEASE YOUR RESISTANCE'
>ywn be mercilessly ravished by her custom-built robo-pussy while Efi watches and notes down observations
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>>172572696
It's all she has, mate.
No friends, no family, no time for rest, no boobs, nobody good enough to fuck who's actually available and most importantly no place in a team when Ana exists and uses her technology except better.
Don't take the only thing she has away from her. Please.
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>>172556196

what is the point in this picture?
Soe is the fucking epitome of girls taking pictures of things while also taking pictures of themselves
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Reminder 2300 is the median rank.

If you are in mid gold you are better than half of all players.
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>>172572685
Sucks to HAHAHHAHAHAHHA HAH hear that Anon I really AHAHHAHAHHAH AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH wish you AAAAAAAAAAAH AHHHHAHAHA could be good at videogames
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>>172573303
she's got a nice butt too
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>>172562753
just climbed to 3.2 from 2.8, levels or retardness are beyond expectation. everyone mains 1(one) hero, nobody switches, nobody (still) picks reinhardt.

Also
Just lost to a 6dps enemy team, noone in my team watned to pick bastion/widow, noone even wanted rein.
This is hell.
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>tfw playing nanoboosted rein on an enclosed point full of squishies to hold m1 down on
I could barely see the red skulls through the bloodlust.
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>>172573549
I consider it to be the same thing.
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>>172572685
Pick Winston. Lower ranks don't know what to do about the monkey
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genji still has a penis right? if not then im permanently switching to sparrow or young genji skins from now on
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>37 years old
>no family
>no children
When did it go so wrong
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>gamer girl friend who's only other real gaming experience is League managed to place in Gold

I honestly don't get how people place in silver or bronze
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Anyone noticed how Mercy has like 1-2 seconds of invulnerability BEFORE she actually resurrects?
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>>172574063
Probably got it cut off by Hanzo for sticking it everywhere like he's fucking Zeus.
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>>172574240
i doubt hanzo is gay enough to do that shit
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>>172574173
That doesn't make sense you fucking goddamn retard.
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>>172574126
>37 years old
>still smoking hot

what went right
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Why is the team with the leaver punished so hard? Why is this games matchmaking so horrendously awful?
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>>172574126
She had a family.
Had a family.
>>172574326
Nearly twenty years of nanotechnology research and/or development.
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>>172573508
Want percentages are Masters and GMs
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>>172574172
>watched s3 diamond gamer girl fall from 2800 to 1500 in the span of two days
felt good desu, she sounded like she was on the verge of tears complaining about her team every game
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why does orisa's shield last forever

Please get behind the barrier.
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>>172574558
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>>172573508
is this the overwatch equivalent of manlet overcompensating?
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>>172574603
>tfw went from Top 500 to Mid-Masters over a few days
Feels bad. At least I've got some bragging rights.
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>tfw there's an Ana on your team competent enough for you to be the off-healer so you can wreck shit with your pistol
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>leave game the second I hear the defeat sound
>get leavers penalty

FUCK OFF
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>>172574126
>still hot
Cybercock is a helluva drug
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>>172575109
Mercy is a double amputee!
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>Lv. 25 Soldier
>refuses to stop flanking
>keep telling him to stay with us
>keeps not doing so and then dying when he could have very easily just walked like 10 feet back to get healed
>end up saying straight up "Soldier, please stay with the team, you'll die less and we can heal you.", word for word
>"suk my dik :)"
>mfw
I don't understand. I was as nice as fucking possible, I never insulted him or did anything even close to that. I literally was just trying to help him. What reason did he have to even answer like that?

I'm not even mad, just fucking confused. Who answers "Please stay with us so we can heal you" with an insult?
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>>172574126
someone post the comic where she blasts herself in the face every morning with her staff
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>>172575326
drop trip, fag
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>>172575326
suk my dik :)
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>>172575326
is that a pokemon?

holy shit is that actually a pokemon?
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This is Amélie Lacroix. She is a happy ballerina and a wife in a loving relationship.

Say something nice about her!
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>People that are alone out of position spamming "I need healing"

I imagined what kind of dumb fuck bitch gave birth to a fucking retarded son like that
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>>172575574
it isn't the designated widowfag shitposting time yet, you still have a few hours

fuck off
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>>172575574
She's a sound sleeper
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>>172573131
I'm right there with you pal. I think people that get reported get lower elo or something. Maybe someone reported the hell out of me.
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>>172575749
desu I press X the moment I get damaged
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>>172575326
play a real healer so you can heal further than 10 feet away
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>>172575574
>>172575762
This. These are the Pharah hours.
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>>172575574
How do you think she killed Gerard? Simple shot to the head or heart, choked him or maybe just sat on his face until he suffocated?
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>>172575749
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>>172575749
>see teammate using Cyber Ninja passive on the other side of the world
>"I need healing"
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>>172574857
>and the maximum (not current) skill rating of the player during the season.

Jeff might has well put up no information. I could always be wrong but My hunch is that there was a much higher % of players in diamond and platinum than that info shows.
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>>172575749
>At objective.
>Need healing.
>No Mercy.
>Get mad at me for not being close to her.
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>>172575951
Name the healer that can heal someone who refuses to keep any less than three walls between them and their team at all times and sure, I'll play them.
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>>172576162
name the map where there's 3 walls strategically placed 10 feet between you and everyone else
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>>172576125
Well with current SR the whole range of 3k+ drops down to just 8% of the population.
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>>172576297
No wonder platinum is such a shitfest if it holds so many people
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>>172572046
Honestly it depends on you aim and reaction time. A DPS with those two down will climb pretty high until the they reach a level at which everyone has them, at which the meta sort of normalizes.
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>>172550560
I wish Reaper growled my [spoielr]name the way he does Sombra's
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>tfw our 76 is bitching about no one dealing with the pharah
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>>172574172
>first FPS ever played
>terrible aim, cant snipe for shit
>calibrated gold

i think anyone who calibrates below gold is just bad
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>>172570910
don't worry, he only wants you over for a cup of tea
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>>172569323
what are you gonna do about it?
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>>172574172
Solo Q
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>>172576048
Probably stabbed him. He could fight back if choked.
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>>172576127
I was thinking about my team Genji and reaper being in front of the enemy spawn for some reason while we had the point secured
>we lose
>"gg no heal"
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>Picking Hanzo every

Dude why lmao
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>>172576581
>soldier cant hit phara
>teammate: soldier you suck let me play
>he also cant kill her
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>>172576418
Pretty much. The median was 2350 and only 8% of the population was above 3k at any one time so you've got a shitload of people in high gold through platinum.
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where's the heals? omg
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>>172577025
What's mine is mine
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Hog rightclick is so op
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>there are people in this very thread who are below diamond
its cool, you just havent figured out that mechanical skill isnt everything and positioning is a thing yet

>there are people in this very thread who are below platinum
its ok, youre a support main

>there are people in this very thread who are below gold
literally how? how can you actually try your hardest and this is the best you manage? genuinely curios. also do you actually think your opinions matter in this general?
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>>172564781
This webm is stupid his teammates are all already behind cover before he even decides to hook it
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>it's another "player stands on the platform behind the last point of hanamura and shoots rather than jumping on and contesting" episode
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>>172576849
>125 damage a shot
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>>172577106
>oneshotting a cocky soldier, punishing his bad positioning
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>>172577197
hello diamonbabby
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>>172577427
hey there GMfag, im coming for you
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>>172577427
playtupuses are the best animals
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>>172572685
>I knew I should've stuck to /tg/ pretending to be an elf.
That is simultaneously the most funny and sad sentence I have ever read in my life.

Honestly though dude the only advice I could give you is:

Focus on not dying as much as possible, it'll teach you that most of the time when you die you are badly out of place. Low ranks underestimate the effect of dying and as a result just end up alternately rushing into point to die yet again. Just hanging back a bit can do wonders and also give you more battleground awareness.

That said just keeping your team alive can also do wonders. Support heroes are good to learn especially because they amplify a good team.
Make sure you have a cursory understanding of every hero. An hour in training map going over every hero helps.

Of that, try have one hero in every class that you feel comfortable playing to slot into team comp, because you will find obstinate idiots who instalock and expect you to fill.

Try and play a hero for a while to really learn them inside and out. Always try new things, get creative, make a mental note if it works or it doesn't.

You will come across one or two players on opposition that absolutely obliterate your anus, like a ridiculous Genji or Pharmercy. Remember those are mostly outliers.

Focus on your job and don't get tilted. Chasing SR is like blackjack, it feels good to be up but when you're down its she shittiest feeling on planet earth.

If you are tilting more often than not and you firmly believe it is impossible for you to not tilt, then give up the game. No one will judge you. It really doesn't matter if you're shit at videogames, just have fun with it. Who the hell says you need to be 3500+ SR Diamond Ninja to enjoy the game? My enjoyment comes out of the mechanics and playing with friends, crazy plays and knowing at the end of every game that I tried and it doesn't matter if it worked or it didn't.
If you enjoy being an elf in /tg/ then do that! Do whatever makes you happy.
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>>172574172
My friend and I took turns in placements on his ps4 account for season 1 and we placed silver. The next season I got my own account so we each did our own placement matches, I got platinum and he got bronze. I can't tell you how bad I felt for him.
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>>172577579
Isn't it platypi?
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>>172557850
t. 1650 junkrat player
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>>172554578
>smoking
0/10 kys immediately
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>>172577836
cute nonetheless
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>>172572685
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>>172577840
haahahhaha jeff
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>>172577840
Hey guys, it's Jeff from the Overwatch team.
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>>172577840
>Lakers
kek
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>>172572685
>>172573131
You guys are just not good at OW.

No shame in it. Most GM faggots are probably not the same skill level in other MP games that aren't fps.
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>>172578491
Agreed. I used to be good at fighting ga,e but now it all seems too hard. Can't even play Street Fighter V properly
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>Steamfriend is a Mercy main
>Start queueing with him because he's decent
>He keeps bringing up /pol/ stuff and muslim stuff but I don't mind
>One day the team asks him to swap to Lucio
>He refuses. Gets fucking livid about people telling him to swap
>I ask him later why he didn't swap, since he plays other heroes
>"If I wanted to be a nigger I would apply for welfare"
>He's serious
>mfw he has zero hours with Pharah, Ana, Lucio and Winston
>mfw people like him actually exist

Adding people from 4chan, not even once.
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>>172579014
you gotta fight for the cause 'round the clock
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>>172579014
thats a fair reason not to play those heroes
>>
kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BN78TJAk68
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>>172578491
Well I also suck at CSGO and regularly get my ass kicked at Civ by my friend who doesn't even play half as much as me.

Maybe I'm just legitimately retarded
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>>172579014
I don't understand your problem with that. These heroes shouldn't have been in the game in the first place.
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>tfw you start up the game and people are having an intense political debate in the general chat
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Who is the sexiest Overwatch girl and why is it Orisa?
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>>172557850
>rank means jack shit in overwatch
yeah it's only the objective way to tell how good you are. doesn't mean anything at all.

If it doesn't mean anything then why don't you shoot up to 3,500 SR right now? It doesn't mean anything so obviously you can do it without problems.
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>>172560883
>Titanium/Mechaqueen/Security Chief
send this man to gulag
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>>172579376
>tfw saying you like cocks in general chat
>tfw you always get "nice" or "me too"
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>>172579237
>overwatch guide youtubers

jesus
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>join team chat in ranked
>as soon as 1 little thing goes wrong, everyone starts flaming each other
>never get flamed, but notice that other team mates play worse due to flaming
>don't join team chat
>win game due to no retards flaming each other and cluttering up comms
Feels good
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>Even if Roadhog misses his MASSIVE hook hitbox, he can still M2 and one shot people 10m away
>If Reaper is 10m he's a free kill or has to use up his Wraith

why is this allowed
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>>172580093
Stop being bad
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>>172580093
>plays reaper
puke
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>>172579014
A friend once wanted me to help him play Darkest Dungeon, and then refused to recruit an Occultist despite already losing his Vestal so he just kept getting fucked because no healer.

He was also a massive furry who talked constantly about dog dicks

Don't play with people from 4chan
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how does he do it
how does he maintain being annoying as fuck every single patch
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>>172580081
>play on EU servers
>auto join team chat but no one ever says a thing other than occasional "soldier behind" in strange accent I've never heard before
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>>172580442
You are just shitter if you think Hog is annoying
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>>172580442
>cant anticipate hooks
urbad
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF PLACEMENT MATCHES?
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>>172580643
>>172580650
>literally one of the most picked heroes at high level

dam, guess everyone's bad :DDD
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>>172580739
is Reinhardt annoying you too?
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>>172580739
pick rate = annoying ?
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>>172580739
You just cant handle his big hog cock
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Reaper should have an alt-fire where he chucks his shotguns that if you hit someone causes their camera to quickly turn a small amount in a random direction
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>>172580502
because we dont shit up the chat with useless shit
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>>172555887
this is a coop game not a solo game that´s why.
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>>172580701
I placed higher this season than last so i must be getting better
>>172580995
>throwing a gun instead of using it
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Yes and?
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>>172581142
>I placed higher this season than last so i must be getting better

Lucky. I know people who've won 8 games and placed lower. I have no idea what this shit uses to place you .
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>>172576804
>she went to look at his grave in the Christmas comic
maed me tink...
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>>172581230
maybe, just maybe performance matters more than wins. Ever heard of this theory? no?
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Winston's shield needs a buff
Widowmaker's grappling hook needs a slightly faster recharge
Reinhardt's hammer needs a slight buff to either attack speed or damage
Lucio needs a higher healing rate (though I hear he's getting this soon)
Bastion needs some sort of recharge on his form change ability or repair ability
Ana should get a slight damage boost against people who have been hit by her biotic grenade
Genji's shurikens need to travel faster
McCree needs better skins and better players

Thoughts?
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>>172581230
I went 5-3-2 i play flex so i didnt stick to a specific role. Maybe my diveristy is why idk
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>>172581392
>Widowmaker's grappling hook needs a slightly faster recharge
No, keep the most annoying character in the game in shit-sandwich land please. No buffs to widowmaker ever. If anything, nerf her more. The character should not exist in the first place, totally doesn't belong in this game.
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>>172581402
>I went 5-3-2

Shit, me too
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>>172581230
>To clarify one thing, your initial MMR that we use to match you in placements isn't simply based on the final result of the previous season. How you played in seasons before the prior one also factor into the calculations. Of course, how well you do in your placement matches also matters.

That's about as specific as they've gotten so far.
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>>172581392
all of these are wrong
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>>172555887
cuz its a team game, its not about carrying, its way more about coordination of members. a team of gold shitters who coordinate ults and placement win against a team of diamonds who are all playing solo
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>>172581392
Because Ana really needs her biotic grenade to do more. Why not add a gravity well effect to it too. While we're at it also make it a flashbang
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>>172580995
All they need to do is steal that TF2 ghost and make people scared of reaper if he teleports near them
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>>172581586
make it leave a jump pad on the floor desu
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>>172576667
I unironically like this pairing, and I'm not generally a shipfag.
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>>172581392
>Ana should get a slight damage boost against people who have been hit by her biotic grenade
>Genji's shurikens need to travel faster
>Widowmaker's grappling hook needs a slightly faster recharge
Awful desu
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>>172581392
>Thoughts?
youre retarded or new to the game or both
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>>172580887
Yes actually, but he's more a symptom of every map having a fucking tiny chokepoint the majority of people have to go through
>>
Daily reminder these are the people who you play with in competitive
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>>172579454
>tfw all the girls in overwatch are so boring that the sexiest girl in the game is a fucking horse robot
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>>172581871
is there a hero that doesnt annoy you?
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>>172556147
i play console but i started at silver during my first placement in s3. i breached diamond on the last day of s3, and now im mid diamond so far s4. its tough for sure but not impossible. i solo or duo queue with a buddy and try to find other quality people to rise with
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Ah yes, good goy.
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>>172581506
>How you played in seasons before the prior one also factor into the calculations

REEEE
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>>172581960
>tfw Orisa will never pound your boipussy with her 12 inch robotic horsecock

Why live?
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>want to play some relaxing games of overwatch
>healing, doing pretty good, playing mercy for a change
>dps shitter dies and immediately starts typing ress in chat over and over
>dont be a fucking retard and solo ress, get a 3 man ress that caps the point
>continues to cry in chat at me
>suicide constantly off the map until the match is over


why do dps babs think they can shit talk healers lmao
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>>172581643
Good idea. It becomes a jump pad for allies and a junkrat trap against all enemies. Remains on the field for 35 seconds. Totally balanced. -Jeff Kaplan
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Hello goyim!

You probably don't know me but I run dota 2's esports coverage scene. And now I'm taking over Overwatch!

https://www.twitch
.tv/overwatchpit
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>>172582381
only childs, be nice to them. having to share attention with others can be very harsh on these guys.
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>>172582381
>throw game
>blame others
this is why you are in silver
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>there are widow mains right now who haven't killed themselves yet
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>>172582612
>being that dps faggot that thinks they should be pocketed all game
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>3v3 elimination
>enemy team comp is Roadhog, D.VA and Mei
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Is there a reason why Blizzard decided Ana-needs-to-have-everything-and-won't-get-nerfed-never-ever?

The 2 additional characters added after Ana are both shit tier upon release. Sombra right now is just okay, Orisa is garbage. Why did they release Ana with the best healing in the game deliverable at infinite range, +ability to disable enemy ultimates, +ability to burst heal, +ability to amplify healing, +ability to disable all healing on enemies, +ability to burst heal AoE at infinite range, +ability to outdamage McCree at most ranges?

Is it because of that story that Ana is based on someone at the office's grandma? Is that why they're playing favorites with her?
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>>172582612
>>172582760
YOU EXIST TO RESS ME MERCY

ONLY ME.

DAMAGE BEAM ME TOO

WTF I DIED TO A WIDOW HEADSHOT GODDAMNIT MERCY

literally you
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are there any more world interaction easter eggs than
>that murloc making murloc sounds when you shoot it
>basketball hoop

i'm kinda of a sucker for those. wonder if there's undiscovered ones
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>>172582493
ugh fuck you, it's been so long since I saw you jewish face
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>>172582791
>he thinks Ana is overpowered
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>>172581980
most of them actually, the only other one that consistently annoys me is probably mercy on 2cp maps where she just walks out of spawn even after dying first
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>>172582967
You're ignorant.
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>control point still isnt removed from comp
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>>172583101
You're bad
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>duo que boosted to high masters by a top 500 gymbro of mine
>can't fucking play the game at this level
How the fuck do I improve to play at this level without powerfeeding on anything but lucio?
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WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT NEW HEROES IN THIS GAME?

LET'S GET SOME NEW MAPS. AND BRING IN SOME ACTUALLY GOOD PEOPLE TO DESIGN THEM. WE DON'T NEED MORE DUMPSTER FIRES LIKE HANAMURA, ANUBIS, VOLSKAYA, NEPAL, ILIOS. GET SOME ACTUALLY GOOD MAP DESIGNERS. THE MAP DESIGN IN THIS GAME IS SO FUCKING BAD. ANYONE WHO AT BLIZZARD WHO EVER TOUCHED ANUBIS SHOULD BE FIRED IMMEDIATELY.
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I have a question about Lucio

If you had a full team of Lucios on no limits, would their speed boosts stack on eachother or is there a hard limit for the speed boost?
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>>172583161
It's not just me who is bad, it is the entirety of the pro scene and all top 500 players who are bad as well. None of us can figure out how to magically counter Ana so apparently we are all bad.

Since you are so good, why don't you tell us the counter?
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>>172583160
>everything I dont like isnt removed from the game
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>>172583485
It's clearly Winston
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>>172583332
>anubis was the first map made

Really made for a bright future
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>>172583332
what do you dislike about anubis specifically?

generally i agree tho, more maps would be dope
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>>172577106
Road right click is like a retard magnet, sometimes I am just backing off to heal and launch a random right click to harrass and some retarded mercy guardian angel/sombra invis/tracer tp/whatever perfectly to get a fucking ball of fucking solid iron in their faces. It's not even aiming it or anything, shit happened already five times with random bystanders getting blown the fuck out without even being the target.
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>>172583602
i just hate everything for no reason
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>CTF
>it's actually the best game mode

eeeeee
Even when I lose it feels better
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am i getting exceedingly long queue times in comp because i'm a toxic shitter being put in the toxic shitter queue?
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>>172583969

>Custom CTF
>No bastion, torb, or sym.

Actually fun.
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>>172583969
>I get to hit a turret all game and nobody complains!
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>>172582493
isn't he the dickhead who managed to piss off the whole OW subplebbit?

not gonna happen
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>>172582918
Bells on Nepal and dorado ding when you shoot them
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Reaper

-Shotguns are 15% more accurate
-Shotguns effective range increased by 15%
-Wraith form can be cancelled but keeps current cooldown
-Shadow Step animations are 50% faster

Junkrat

-Projectile speed increased by 25% or curve angle reduced
-Riptire has 75 armor 25hp

Sombra

-Stealth cloak times reduced to .60 seconds
-max HP reduced by 25

Zarya

-Energy damage multiplier capped at x2.0 but she reaches the cap at 85 energy

Symetra

-Light Beam breaks when LOS is lost
-Light Beam damage ramp-up is reset when targets are switched
-Turrets now have 25hp but no longer slow
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Why is Junkrat voiced by Johnny Test?
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>>172584683
You

-fucks off
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>4 koth matches in a row

can we just stop.
this mode is fucking trash and literally just an overtime stall mode
>>
>KOTH is trash
You don't even deserve a (You)
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>>172584962
We get it you like deathmatching.
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>>172583598
>giant sleep-dart sponge is Ana's counter
>slowest DPS in the game is Ana's counter
>hero that can't outdamage a Zen orb is Ana's counter

ok
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Overwatch: The Game Fucking Retards Play
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>Ana sleeps me every time I try to do anything
Grandmaster isn't fun
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>>172583602
It's ugly, it's poorly designed, the second point is nearly impossible to take while the first point is nearly impossible to defend, it leads to draws on 80% of games where both teams know what they are doing, the scenery is bad, the visuals are ugly
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>>172585278
Again, stop being bad
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Dont play overwatch but a month ago i saw everyone memeing with pics of a little black kid saying it wasnthe new hero but the new hero is a robutt
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>be in gold
>win some and lose some
>think that being what it'd be like in gm
>realize i'd have to be on top every time
sometimes being in gold isnt so bad
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>>172585359
youre thinking of life is strange and undertale
>>
Is there a way to press a key on my keyboard, and have a pre-typed out phrase appear in the chat? I'm retarded and don't know what thats called aside from "macro" which doesn't seem to fit. Unless it does? There's just certain things I have to keep telling the party that don't fall under the standard "Thanks!" "Acknowledged!" etc categories.
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>>172585359

t. Bronze
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Is the SteelSeries Sensei still a quality FPS mouse or should I look for something else?
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>>172585364
The sleep dart was a mistake. I hate that thing too.
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>>172585591
have you seen any top players stream on twitch
sometimes they suck so bad, miss all their shots, feed do nothing etc, but still win
pretty sure thats how the game works, you take turns carrying and getting carried
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>>172585851
Gold, actually. Not like it fucking matters. There's retards in platinum for fucks sake. Rank doesn't ALWAYS guarantee your performance will be acceptable.
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You can nerf either Roadhog or Ana, but if you nerf one the other gets a massive buff

Which do you choose? If you choose neither they both get buffed
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I want out from High Plat it's pretty bad in this spot.
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>>172585789
I haven't tried creating macros like that, but I'm not sure why they WOULDN'T work? The problem, however, is that they could also be considered as some sort of cheats, spam or something similar, violating rules set by Blizzard.
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>>172585938
then i guess i just suck then
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>>172585948

>gold

LOL!
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>>172554759
>McCree
The correct way to buff McCree is to give his Combat Roll Iframes.
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>>172586113
Ana

ana has been nothing but negative for the game and should be removed. Her design has absolutely no redeeming qualities or defined weaknesses.

Roadhog has clear weaknesses.
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>>172586361
What if Roadhog got buffed to have unlimited hook range?
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>>172579237
>tfw you easily kill Orisa by hopping around her while using the Widowmaker assault rifle.
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>>172586113
Ana

Roadhog is strong but he's not as ridiculous as people make him out to be. Meanwhile everything about Ana is detestable. No-brainer "super mode" ult that's a fucking pain to face, the god damn sleep dart, jar of bullshit that completely nullifies healing and gives her an extra layer of health (plus making her burst healing on teammates even more potent). Shooting at a target and having them be instant full-healed when they're on the ropes, being slept, and having to deal with nano boost (which is best countered by the cancerous sleep dart, ofc) are all things I could really do without, even if it meant Roadhog was taking fat dumps on me every game.
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>>172586361

all the other supports aren't even healers. she's literally the only one worth a damn.
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>>172586487
fine.
i honestly dont care.

he would still lose hard to team pushes
>>
76, Hog, and Junk users are fucking scum and need to be gassed IRL

Also Mei users are insufferable cunts. Always. Don't know what the correlation is there
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>>172586361
>>172586709

t. low gold player
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>>172586895
Mei is fucking cancer
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>>172586113
Roadhog. Anas dumb.
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>>172586565
>tfw the enemy has a teleporteur
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>>172587086

snipeare!
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>>172586361
>healer that requires aim to hit teammates has no redeeming qualities design wise
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>>172587640
this. shes useful if you know how to use her. she's not "all negative". that sleepy time potion is pretty helpful desu senpai
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>>172587086
Fuck you anon(s). Now everytime I play with friends, pick widow and there's a teleporter I fucking yell "THE ENNEMY HAS A TELEPORTEEUUR" in the mic because I'm french and I'm laughing a little more everytime because of your meme.
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>>172581392
I can get behind the winston shield buff. But honestly I don't agree with most of these. Many of these buffs apply to already OP characters.

>>172584683
Zarya's nerf is decent. I think Symetra nerf goes a bit far.
Reaper does not a need buff.
Junkrat just got a pretty powerful buff, I'd leave him be for a bit.

You want to NERF sombra? Are you shitting me?
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heh... check me out, securing the point!
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>playing healer
>2 dps apparently suffer from pharah invisibility syndrome
>then confused as to why i switched off healer to widow/soldier

holy fucking shit
>>
>win 8/10 placement matches
>place a whole tier lower than last season
thanks blizzard now i'm back stuck in platinum shittery
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>>172588087
>switched off healer
You fucking idiot. Anyone can switch out, the healer cannot. inb4 "kek soldier is healz lol xD". No, no he is not. He has an "oh shit" button. That's it.
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>>172588303
Most people placed lower. You get a bonus to your first 50 wins or something so if you deserve to be higher you'll get back easily
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>>172581392
>Winston's shield needs a buff
No it doesn't. It needs less health. Only then could you shave a second or two off of the cooldown.
>Widowmaker's grappling hook needs a slightly faster recharge
Agreed.
>Reinhardt's hammer needs a slight buff to either attack speed or damage
Damage is fine, attack speed... maaaaaybe.
>Lucio needs a higher healing rate (though I hear he's getting this soon)
God knows what Lucio will become next patch.
>Bastion needs some sort of recharge on his form change ability or repair ability
A cooldown on the transform ability would not make any real difference to how he's played. But the repair meter defenitely needs to refill more slowly.
>Ana should get a slight damage boost against people who have been hit by her biotic grenade
It's a neat idea but it just turns her into an absurdly-situational mini-Zen, and incentivizes her to DPS instead of healing.
>Genji's shurikens need to travel faster
They seem okay to me, but I'm not terribly invested one way or the other.
>McCree needs better skins and better players
Yes and please no, I like playing Pharah.
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>>172588339
right so i should stay on healer all game and walk from spawn to the point, instantly die over and over again to pharah

good advice senpai, thanks.
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>>172588515
Switch to ana

you have to stay a healer or else you are literally fucking over your entire team but if you're not incompetent as a hitscan sniper you can bodyshot a flying pharah twice quickly to make her retreat from fucking with you
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>>172588515
You should stay on healer period. It's not your goddamn job to worry about the Pharah. Tell someone else, inevitably the other edgelord playing Widow, to switch to 76 and handle the Pharah. Or leave the fucking game because you're obviously an idiot playing with a bunch of other idiots and expecting a win to come out of it.
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>>172587969
I'm on foiyah!
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>>172588087
You're one of those players.
kys yourself
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>>172588515
>>172585359
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>>172588632
>it's not your job to deal with the pharah
>specifically pointed out that the two dps were doing nothing about her

i bet a fucking kidney you're a dps player. 'just stay on healer and heal me constantly, i will have absolutely no regard for your safety or input whatsoever'

>>172588626
it's 3 times now, and you're talking as if it's in a vacuum, like there arent 5 other enemy heroes to worry about whilst i'm calmly taking potshots at a floating target - sometimes with a mercy attached, and not healing my team

Honestly, here in plat, Pharah Mercy is fucking unstoppable, absolutely nobody can play dps well enough to deal with it. If i had a premade i would just tell them to pick pharah and pocket them as pharah all day and never lose
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>>172587932
with her increase cloak animations and her already buffed teleporter she's stupid hard to kill
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>>172588087
> not picking Ana for the heal AND the pharah
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>>172587969
>this literally seconds after the fucking match starts
>dies alone
>"team?"

It's even worse when you see a poor Mercy tunnel vision onto following her flying into a deathtrap.
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Convince me not to use Orisa on attack.
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>>172589067
No, I like shooting at Orisas
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>>172589067
No? You should get used to using her for when the inevitable buffs come and she becomes God-Tier.

Because in a few weeks or months
>Orisa projectile speed increased by 40%
>Orisa spread reduced by 20%
>Fortify now increases movement speed and negates the penalty for moving and firing
>Orisa shield cooldown reduced by 2 seconds
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Enjoy playing Sombra
>wtf switch sombra useless
Enjoy playing Mercy
>mercy switch, pick ana or lucio, mercy useless
Enjoy playing Sym
>we lost 1st point, stop playing sym, omg troll
Enjoy playing Mcree
>dude pick soldier wtf switch

Jesus fucking christ, i just want to play mercy and sombra gimme a fucking break
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>placed at 2800 again
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>>172589050
lol, if they do that you know they're the type to cry about the D.va nerfs being excessive too.
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>2700 for 3 seasons straight
>get 3 afk's in placements and place 2400
>go on massive tilt and drop to 2200

the fucking horror down here is beyond words
save me
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>>172589345
Orisa now has Winston's Leap and Reaper's Wraith Form
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>>172588905
I bet you're fucking terrible at every position you play. Those 2 DPS can change to whoever the fuck they want to, and you're free to bitch this incessantly at them about their shit tier skills as well. It will never be the fucking healers job to switch and take over DPS. You're a fucking moron.
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>>172589347
Are you in silver or something? Who calls Mercy useless.
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>>172589525
Now now, anon, you are simply where you belong. :^)
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>play DPS on Route 66 defense
>do well, have gold elims and damage with one other DPS on team
>they cap last point in overtime
>on attack, our support instalocks DPS
>kinda annoyed, but decided to give him a chance and went support
>can't even get payload past first corner
>at the end of the round STILL have golden elims with 3 more than last round and bronze damage


I wonder how these people even function on daily basis.
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>>172588674
MVP: D.va!
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>>172589347
just fucking play what you want and ignore the faggots.

>play sombra like a complete retard (aka setting teleport on heal, jumping in unloading a whole clip no matter if kill or not then gtfo to heal)
>constantly get 5 man emps, enemy zenyatta literally fucking wasting his ult because he's panicking when he hears sombra revealing
>"we won despite sombra noob"

like who gives a shit people cry all the time about even more petty shit.
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>>172589347
As soon as someone says "Mercy useless", that's when you ignore their shit tier advice and stop healing them.
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>>172589653
MDPV DVA!
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New maps when
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>>172589525
>the fucking horror down here is beyond words
YES, ANON. IT IS.
WELCOME TO MY NIGHTMARE.
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>>172589653
>be this guy who drew this
>"hmm, all thats left to draw is the mouth"
>JUST
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>mercy's VA doing other heroes ult lines

Kinda neat

https://youtu.be/fpIauY-Fo9w?t=9m44s
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Why every omnic in cinematics and game (default colour) is white? Ain't that racist? Do robotic sperglords need to check they cyberprivileges?
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>>172589536
Don't be stupid. Those are going to be Doomfist's buffs. She will get Dva's Boost and mini-Torbjorn turrets.
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Why is Reinhardt's ult basically worthless? It has so many counters, and the ult itself isn't even strong enough to warrant the amount of counters it has. Granted I'm not a top tier Reinhardt main or something so maybe I'm missing something
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>>172589525
I dropped myself down to rank 1,600 on purpose and got myself back to rank 3,500 in 3 weeks. If you are stuck at that level it's because you belong there.
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>>172590830
That's a bait.
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>>172590834
I'm curious as to what character you played as or what you played as most if you selected as needed.
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>>172590830
I agree. His ult is pretty weak compared to others.
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>>172591064
Why would you respond to bait, even with an earnest question?
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>>172590830
this better be bait
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>>172590415
This was really uninteresting. Everything about this was not neat. Fuck you.
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i really, really dislike playing this game alone

solo q support is fucking suffering

the only non support hero i really enjoy is sombra and even if you're killing the enemy team, their extended family, all of their friends , your team still thinks you did fuck all and blames everything on you

AHHH IM TEEEEEEELTING
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>>172589947
>ywn trip with D.va
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>>172590830
Somewhere in bronze someone actually thinks this
But not today, because this is clearly bait
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>>172591654
former mercy main here. learn ana and pour tea everywhere you will not regret it
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>>172590830
>>172591156
Wait really? Earthshatter is one of the best ults in the game. You can instantly disable multiple enemies with it leaving them wide open for a followup from you and your team. The threat of it forces the enemy Rein (if there is one -- and if there's not they're really missing out on the only really reliable counter to *his own ult*) to play mindgames with you. Once the enemy thinks you have it they all need to be careful about bunching up at all.

Plus it combos so well with other ults it's almost too easy. It's like the basic combo -- hit em with grav, shatter, or mei's icy hell and then unleash the damage-dealing ult of your choice.
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>>172590415
Fuck. Her voice got me really hard. Like, holy shit. That's pure sex. Can I mark this as ASMR?
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>>172591954
>Can I mark this as ASMR?
Who the fuck are you asking for permission to do anything
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>>172592061
It was a rhetorical question, my man.
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>>172591849
>your team is coordinated enough to attack while others are stunned
>when they can't even shoot from behind you while your shields up
That's funny.
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>>172592061
a good healslut knows to ask
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>>172592153
>be Reinhardt
>try to shield teammates
>they go in front of you to shoot the enemy
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>>172592270
>they go in front of you to shoot the enemy
tbqh, I did this once or twice and died. Rein's model is really big, it's hard to see who's in front of him so you instinctively try to get some vision to land that final bullet on Mercy/Ana and get hit by a Widow. I'm diamond, btw.
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>>172592597
know what else is big?
the fucking shield
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>>172592663
This
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>>172591954
uhhh, if you think asmr gives you a boner, you don't have asmr
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>KoTH is now a 5cp tug of war match that mashes all 3 maps together
yes/no?
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>>172592663
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I am so fucking depressed.

For some reason a week ago my game started freezing out of nowhere. Like 1-2 second freezes where I cant move my mouse every like 10-20 seconds of in-game playing. Ive reinstalled drivers, reinstalled the game, and did a repair & fix but nothing has worked. Im either having to reinstall Windows or just stop playing.
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>>172592663
You know what else is big? My fucking dick

I'm just explaining why someone would go past the shield. Now if they learned or not from that will make the difference between being retarded and doing a silly mistake in the heat of battle
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Christ, how many faggots are using m&kb on PS4? This shit is practically unplayable now.

>playing on consoles

No really, every single rank 300+ Widow/Hanzo/McCree/Genji is obvious as shit. Just got out of a game with 3 on the opposing team.
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Will the Widowmaker statue ever be available again?
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I feel like Orisa needs more damage and less spread or faster projectiles. She has very little killing power and is a massive fucking target.
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>>172590415

>she doesn't know the context of the lines

Disappointing.

At least Roadhog's VA actually plays the game.

https://youtu.be/Ni8CstBl-Xc
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>>172593270
I don't think that many. iirc the OW team said they wanted to do something to prevent people from using kb&m on console
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>>172593362
>Roadhog's VA is silver trash

POETRY
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>>172593317
no she does not need to be a dps
but a tank being glassier than the average 200 hp character is a big concern yes
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>>172591064
I picked Pharah repeatedly. Pharah, if played at even a BASIC level is free wins all the way up until rank 2,800. Before that rank, people will continue to play Junkrat/Genji even while you are killing 4 members of their team in every engagement. Below 2,000, people don't even LOOK UP into the sky.

>>172591291
It's "bait" because you can't climb out of your shitstain rank? Kill yourself stupid nigger. Curious to hear why you think it's bait.
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>>172593540

He's bronze now.
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>>172593540
Hey, he is still highest rated among Overwatch VA, McCree VA has not even achieved 25 level yet and has 35% winrate in QP.
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>>172593848
Post your current season Pharah stats or you're lying. Fuck it, just show me your winrate with her
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>watching an overwatch stream
>there's a twelve-year-old on his team in grandmaster's/top 500
>you are a twenty-six-year-old in bronze
I legitimately want to kill myself for this and other reasons.
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>>172594174

Learn about ult economy.
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>>172594174
You are talking about TimTheTatman, right?

I was just watching him myself. The part I literally lol'd was when he told that he "came from Minecraft while looking for a game to play"
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https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490912087105.webm
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>>172593040
>freezing
Usually indicates graphics card issues.
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>>172593752
No head hitbox? 600 heath with 400 armor and 100 shields?
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holy shit i hate attack/defend maps where its literally one chokepoint
specially kings row
kings row is the worst fucking map in this game
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>>172593384
No it's every other match that I witness it on the opposing team, which means that it's on my team too. It's sad really
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>>172594369
delete this shit right now
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>>172556529
>mfw I'm I enjoy all of the heroes in the Elder God and God tiers and can pull at least 1 gold medal per match no matter what.
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>>172594607
>kings row
>chokepoint
Nigga it's wide open, just climb / fly / take the hotel window.
Kings Row is also unique in how it's the only map where you can see the starting objective from the spawn itself.
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>>172594607
kings row has like the heaviest attackers advantage in the game up until last
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>>172594340
I'd rather learn how a gun feels in my mouth. I've prestiged three times, and I'm still so shit at the game I'm in the lowest tier.
>>172594363
Yup.
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>>172594772
based smart bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGh4ZU4H5Hk
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>>172594801
>>172594878
by attackers advantage you mean the exit from top of the spawn where you can have a sniper all game without anyone being able to do anything about it?
sightlines in this game are fucking nuts
map design in general is so lazy holy shit who made this maps
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>>172594897

Overwatch is not an intuitive game.
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>>172595131
Relax, dude. Blizzard is going to release map creating tools somewhere in the future. If they are smart, they'll probably implement the most popular ones into comp

Literally free labour
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How do we make Orisa into an actual tank instead of expensive china that breaks when you so much as look at it funny.
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>>172595473
+100 Armor, that's all she needs.
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>>172594369
DELET
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>>172595473
armor now reduces critical damage instead of being nothing but winston repellant
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>>172594878
>>172594801
Bullshit. Kings Row is a choke point. Getting past that first gate is a 50/50 shot, depending on how your team cooperates (if at all). I win on that map constantly because defending is easy as fuck.
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>>172595473
The hero is fine. People don't know how to play her
>99% of Orisas anchor themselves 5 meters from the enemy team and start trying to dps the red team by themselves.
>Die to a breeze behind her back
>Don't change because gold damage from tickling Rein's shield all game

>1% of Orisas stay with the team and barrier the team's dps/sniper
>Don't die easily because they are always close to the team giving utility to Pharah and Soldier's helix
>Ult when someone else ult's is ready to combo
>Only fortify to stop a push and counter a Rein dive instead of becoming a free ult battery

The hero is fine.
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>>172595473
Can't do a whole lot with that huge mode of hers aside from increasing hp/armor.
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>>172595259
>somewhere in the future
man...
they would probably have allowed people to run private servers like in Warcraft 3 if they werent scared of piracy
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How do you play Winston? I like him a lot, but I'm not sure what I should be doing as him.
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>>172596248
Blizzard isn't averse to player modding. We got dota after all

Private servers are completely different. Everyone uses to pirate the game
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>We need to find someone to target the slow dumb kids with impaired reaction, can't aim, or can't do much of anything but still want to participate

>Blizzard "I got u, senpai"
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Why does Ana say "diet eater" when she throws her biotic grenade?
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>be Zarya
>attack on Eichenwald
>almost capture the point but enemies have upped their defenses
>tell everyone I have my ult, group up
>everyone: "acknowledged"
>Leading the pack of 6
>genji, bastion, roadhog have their ult
>charge in first, act as bait
>popped my ult and captured 5 of the enemy team in my ball of death
>turn around
>only see our Zenyatta desperately trying to hit as many people as possible
>the rest of the fucking team fucked off for no god damn reason
God fucking damn it why are people so fucking incompetent?
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>>172596148

They'll buff her anyway because they want a Reinhardt replacement but whoops she has a gun so that can never be balanced.
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>>172596597
Dah hayfīdak. This will help you.
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>>172596398
>We got dota after all
>Private servers are completely different.
....

you know all of these warcraft 3 mods (maps) like dota, hero line, angel arena... all came from private servers ?

warcraft 3 is basically the gmod of strategy games, extremelly rich in unnofficial gamemodes
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>>172595473
>Play Zen
>Absolutely obliterate her when her shield is down
It's pretty hilarious
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>>172596853
Weren't those just custom maps you could play using b.net?
My memory is fuzy. I literally used to play them more than a decade ago. I vaguely remember using garena for dota
>>
there is a suprising lack of hot glue videos featuring that new widowmaker statue
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>>172596570
>implying the map design of "1 choke no flanks" doesnt motivate almost every class in the game to just spam corridors constantly
>blaming it on hero design instead of shitty map design
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>>172597249
Buy me one and I'll make a hotglue webm for you.
Why are you into hotglue?
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>>172596853
>>172597193
He's wrong you are right. They were (and continue to be) hosted on the official battle.net
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>>172597193
all of the servers were user created except if you specifically clicked in the "official maps" mode wich barely anyone used
theres a lot of people playing Warcraft 3 pirated (more than 200) on the Tunngle network, since games back then had LAN mode.
i miss when every game had LAN mode and a server browser.
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>>172597329
Not that anon but its because out waifus aren't real ;_;
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>Use free name change
>someone complements new name in first game

What a great feeling.
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>>172597560
I'm into hotlgue because I like dicks, cum and 2D girls, but your reason to watch a dude jerk off into a figurine is pretty weird
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>cant play comp
>still get skill lowered
nice game blizztards
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>>172593996
cuz he's drowning in league hunny pussy, this game doesn't have as many casual girls
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how do i get potg as sombra?
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>>172597823
>Play elimination
>Translocator over the first wall and invis midair
>Approach enemy from behind, wait for your team to engage
>Fire into the enemy's assholes
9 times out of 10 they will not fucking turn around.
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Protip if you want to win games in comp: don't shit on your team for losing one round, they'll stop caring.
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>>172597727
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>>172550246
>Tracer have never seen a dick
what about her own dick
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>>172597747
i like looking at the sexy figurines
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>>172598309
kek
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>>172597727
>tfw permanently catfishing because the dumb pun that you used your free name change for is actually really girly
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>>172598737
now you've got me curious, what is it?
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>>172598301
Don't lose the first round then, faggot.
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>>172597249
it isn't even in production yet
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>>172598737
hnnnng. I want to see this as a full comic. Why are there so few decent overwatch porn comics? I mean high quality, scripted ones with several pages
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>rated <500 because i purposely sank my sr to 200 in s2
>still getting paired against masters in qp because of different matchmaking
>mfw the ungodly amounts of salt i get from these people when they see me picking hanzo or killing them, promptly calling me a cheater or a lucker
This is heaven.
Thank you, Jeff.
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>>172598737
post your name anon
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>>172599545
>tank sr in s3
>start playing mccree
>kill enemy phara so many times he tells me to fuck off back to my own tier
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>>172596628
This shit happens 1/3 of the time I use Zarya ult. Another 1/3 people keep telling me to launch my ult and stop holding on to it, then they run the other way. Last third is either a successful coordination or just getting lucky
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>>172597773
holy shit the report system actually works
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what the fuck even is this
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>>172598737
>tfw you're a trap with a girly name and sometimes you use your guy voice and people flame you for being a dude with a girly account name
feelsbad
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>>172599775
it sure does. last one was for 6 months. it doubles everytime
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>>172600087
Dive comp meta.
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>>172600169
I get that but the defensive comp is beyond bad
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>cancerous faggot kills team spirit by insulting everything the team does on voice (while playing Reaper poorly)
>tell him if he didn't call his team the worst team ever they might try harder
>tells me to stfu
>lose hard
>go next game
>i'm against him
>keep my team's spirits up
>winning 2-1
>suddenly the enemy stop fighting
>someone in all chat says "we have this really toxic guy in chat we can't play
>it's him again
>win the game
>tell him I hope he learned his lesson

Don't be an asshat, killing team spirit will lose you more games than anything else.
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>>172550259
Top tier choice.
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>>172600259

Yeah, they should swap the Rein out.
>>
im pretty new and i notice a lot of people complaining about soldier and how good he is at any range. what if blizz made his gun 3 shot burst instead of full auto? it would make him less powerful at close range and would still fit his theme
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>>172593540
>dissing the roadhog VA
He's actually such a cool guy you can't even imagine. Unfortunately he can't say anything new with the roadhog voice because contractual agreements but his streams are super fun and he doesn't rage or get tilted. he also has a wife and a kid so hence why he's in silver; he has a life
>>
>>172600581
you don't know how much I love schooling terrible rage fags and seeing them go silent when you begin to anally rape them.
>>
Is it me or the game is not fun anymore?
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>>172600942
Take a break, it's not a job. It'll still be there when you get back.
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>>172597773
what'd you get suspended for Anon?
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>>172600743
people like the call of duty useful at close and medium range even though he's virtually fucking untouchable at medium range and he has skillex rockets at close range to shoot at your feet incase you want to actually do something about it. Just go pharah and relentlessly harass him and always maintain distance so he can't use his ult on you or actually hit you.
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>decide to play a comp match for the hell of it
>first match i get into end up with a soundboard spamming faggot that picks torb and does bare minimum movement to keep from getting auto kicked
>2 other jackasses start following suit picking symmetra and hanzo
>blizzard still refuses to put the avoid player system back in place
>try quick play and end up in an endless cycle of entering empty teams so it's 6v2 then kicked back to searching for game after seeing defeat

time to uninstall
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>>172600581
and here's what's coming up next:

>you get him on your team again
>he throws the game to teach *you* a lesson
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>>172601112
Violation: Gameplay

Your fellow players reported you for a gameplay offense. This includes ongoing harassment, physical harassment, and scams.
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>>172601183
No wait goyim!!! don't you want to wait for our event and play with event only fags that are terrible at the game since they never play at any other time but during an event?
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>>172553207
What's your rank?
From experience, picking meta heros is only good in above high gold.
In gold and lower everyone should just play their best hero as long as the comp make sense 2-2-2 or 1-3-2 or (2-3-1 on attack).
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>>172601207
Thats why you always wait several minutes before queueing in comp again. I've just queued instantly after a game ends and get several people from the last game. Once one schools a fag (in comp, quickplay too if you don't want to deal with them again) Just leave and queue up later.
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i really need a gf lads.
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>>172601028
Wow an actual advice on 4chan Wtf. Ty. I uninstalled earlier this week since I'm not having fun. I felt the same way.
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>>172601942
>I got you something
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new thread where
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>>172602450
we have to post at exactly 750 now or the mods will send in the cia
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>>172598000
thanks senpai it worked
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>>172602215
i saved it and probably gonna fap later. fml
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To close out the thread
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>>172602693
>transparent censor
have fun on vacation
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>>172602559
Carry this knowledge with you forever, my son. It is a useful tool in the quest for lootboxes.
Happy hunting.
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>>172602878
>>172602878
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>>172602783
translucent
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I'm in a 1v1 and this madman convinced me to draw all 22 matches to see what happens once all heroes have been played. Whether we get a dupe hero or the game just ends, it won't be worth it. On round 13. Should I keep it up? Should I troll him and kill him on round 21?
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>>172603719
On one hand I'm genuinely curious what would happen but on the other that would be fantasticly hilarious if you just killed him and wasted all his time so I have no idea
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