/meg/ mass errect general

>>172540141
What the fuck is this shitty OP, post the pastebin, links and the rest autismo.

>>172540141

Previous thread:
>>172519848

Cora is cute

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>>172540141
Fuck over

>>172540141
Poker tournament mini-game DLC when?

>>172540034

Is this another 'Ashley is rayciss' meme?

>>172540165
>imblyings

DAILY REMINDER

Cora is for breeding, do your part and put a load inside your thick goddess.

DAILY REMINDER

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>>172540141
>le errect XDD
>cringeworthy reddit review instead of the proper OP
>not even a fucking link to the previous thread

I am going to assume you are fucking brain damaged?

>>172540206
>Pointless outdated pastebins nobody gives a shout about
Fuck off

>>172540354
>Meme
>Implying she said she isn't

>>172540282
Capt Hayjer is great. I love Salarians tbqh.

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TURIAN WAIFUS ARE ALWAYS BEST WAIFUS

>>172540141
What is this fucking OP?

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>>172540141
First for nigger OPs shitting up the thread

>>172540365
Wrong Cora is a futa

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>>172540354
>forgets image

You know, reee.

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>>172540141
PeeBee is cute and I want to kiss her tummy

mfw she literally taste like blueberries

>>172540392
Oh yeah, because an epic as fuck reddit review trying to shill the game is much better.
You didn't even link the previous thread you dumb shit.
Bite a bullet if you can't even make threads properly, muh mass erreect XDD general.

>>172540514
Was this scene even in game?

Theres two times that Peebee has shown signs of wanting to get with jaal and two times of her talking sweetly with him.

Did anyone who didn't try to get in their pants for kicks notice something come of that?

>>172540367
That's pretty clear.

Post the links instead of your shitty OP's you faggot cretin

>>172540594
No but I literally never had Peeb as a comp unless needed.

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>>172540365

I'm doing my part!

>>172540643
wow your guy really makes me cringe

>>172540593
Yes, first vault.
The camera work and effects are great different though.

MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA VIDEO PASTEBIN:
http://pastebin.com/nzHengz9

MEG's updated Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

Unlocking the game early via VPN
http://pastebin.com/AKx8Bz5X

MegSev adventures: MegSev dot blogspot dot com

All previous Collages that we know of: http://imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRYS_AeaIMU

Previous Thread: >>172519848

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>direct the Nomad towards the edges of H047-c
>close eyes
>hear Liam scream while driving off

>tfw devs advertised Lexi's attraction to drac
Where is it? She asks Ryder to look after him once, and that's it. Fucking nothing happens. Where are non-Ryder romances they promised?

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>barely any me:a 34

>cora is the one deciphering a complex mathematical solution to the flight path of the asari ark
>not the pet AI

WHY

>>172540594
Nah. I don't think that Peebee is the kind of person who'll mess around with her current "family" and she clearly knows that all she wants is casual fucking and he takes it too seriously for her.

>>172540793
Good.

No porn means nobody gives a shit about this shitty game.

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>>172540317
STOP

>>172519964
So what's the story with this?

Ryder, your legos are here.

>>172540763
>Unlocking the game early via VPN
>http://pastebin.com/AKx8Bz5X

The game is out everywhere

>>172540709

Not my guy.

>>172540854
Maybe I should test freecam there...

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>>172540891
Yes?

>>172540890
Damage control.

I've taken Peebee to three vaults after she joined the squad and she's never said a thing inside them. Vetra doesn't have any unique dialogue when you go to the turian camp. Is unique dialogue (besides Jaal) just a thing of the past now?

I would give my right fucking testicle to be able to Vidcon with the Archon. Just so you can taunt him and call him a dickbag every now and again.

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>>172540793
SQUAK!

>>172540890
They felt the need to answer the reddit "but le 5 second gif shows that this game is a literal piece of shit, dunkey said it as well you fucking sjws!" audience

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https://futurism.com/new-research-turns-mammalian-cells-into-biocomputers/

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>take all the non-council races
>put them on the same Ark
>say it's having "technical problems"
>sell as DLC
They're fucking Q U A R I A N S, not only should their Ark be the only one to NOT fail, but they have nothing in common with the useless races they have to bring. They're so fucking incompatible it's hilarious.

>>172540141
Holy shit that's a terrible OP. At least link to the last thread, fucking Christ.

>>172540763
THANK YOU for not being a faggot.

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>>172541004
I'll just dump there here on the floor for you.

>>172540810
Because she trained with the asari huntresses, obviously.

Is the Charlatan the leader of the Collective?

>>172541168
nice reddit meme! upvoted xD

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>>172541160
One of the symptoms of autism is aparent insensivity to pain.

>>172541089
I remember having quite a lot with Drack/Vetra/Jaal in lots of places.

I will add that I accidentally skipped a few to by another dialogue (usually SAM, of course) triggering.

>>172541135
That poor baby mass murdering rapist

>>172541141
Why do the Council Races share territory when they don't integrate their military / governments?

>>172540365

REMINDER

Cora needs to be worshipped after every mission and workout.
>https://pastebin.com/JNb1T71a

REMINDER

>>172541214
Yes. Also a massive faggot.

>>172541007
Are they gonna ask youtubers to remove all videos from the internet or they're gonna sue?

>>172541125
>5 second gif
I'm pretty sure we've seen more than 5 seconds of bad footage.

>>172541238
Her Dad raped her, didn't he?

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Sara needs freckles.

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>"MEA SUCKS"
>"did you even play the game?"

Why do I already know what their answer is going to be?

>>172541416
This guy could be onto something.

>>172541416
And neon purple hair

>>172541089
I had tons of dialogues with peebee in various places, she's probably the most talkative one of the crew.

>>172541365
>asking youtubers
>EA

If the videos aren't already taken down by EA filing bogus copyright strikes, I'd be amazed.

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>>172541413
>Alec memory
>during the entire time she's looking at you like this

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>>172541416

Cora has cute, subtle freckles.

>>172541089
Might be the banter bug. Cora/Drack/PeeBee and Jaal talk a lot in my game.

>>172541413
Did you see how she looks at him? It wasn't rape.

>>172540141
Samara has the best looking face in the galaxy.

>>172541441
Is this a Schrodinger's cat thing?

>>172541117
Love the pic but not the fact that she has blue eyes. Her eyes are the most important part damn it. They're beautiful and they need to be the right color. Fuck.

>>172541441
i watched my favourite screaming youtuber play it which is pretty much the same thing soo....

>>172541295
No idea. They should be sharing territory with their respective companion races (asari & elcor, salarians & hanar, turians & BIOTIC GODS), and personally brought them on their Arks. If the volus weren't pissy before about "muh council seat" then they sure will be when they're lumped together with three other species on one (relatively) tiny ship.

Five years.

So I thought I'd be a Vetrafag, but after playing through a bit more I've come to realize I'd rather be friends. Good friends, of course, I'll fuck up anyone in future games who wanna fuck over Vetra, but maybe I don't wanna stick my dick in it.

So, Cora or Peebee? Explain your answer.

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Think we'll get a Quarian squad mate?
I want to roll team dextro again.

>>172541774
I'm biased towards Cora as I think her romance arc is very sweet but I admit that PeeBee wasn't as bad as I'd thought she'd be.

>>172541226
It's okay to be proud of your training, Cora. It's a great accomplishment. You could stand to tone it down a little though.

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>>172541774
Casually fuck Peebee and then procreate with Cora.

>>172541316
>Cora on Scott
Disgusting. Cora is for Sara ONLY

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>>172541794
I hope they pull another Cullen, and make it so that Kal'Reegar didn't actually die it was just rumors.

Should I let this Angara go in Contagion?

>make character as stupid as possible in the character creator

Anyone that does this literally needs to die

>>172541727
HEY GUYS ITS YA BOI BACK HERE WITH ANOTHER VIDEO

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>>172541794
>male quarian
>fucking Vetra in the end

>>172541917
When does she say that?

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>>172541774

Cora.
Cute, fantastic body, can start a family. Comes to really like Scott, and wants to go on comfy adventures.

>>172541774
Neither.
I find neither peebee or Cora attractive, peebee in particular I find particularly abrasive.
I should like Cora but something is just off about her face.

>>172541524
Are they taking ActiBlizz/Overwatch classes?

>>172541621
She is majestic.

>>172541917
>Wanting to create more asariboos

she'd probably dye the child blue or some shit

>>172541774
If you wanted to fuck a chick with an emo haircut and a sweet ass why did you leave the Galaxy where they all live to try and fuck the one who comes with you?

Asari are perfect race for a pump and dump, no strings. Fuck PeeBee.

>>172541978
Casual answer after you die to get out of the Trap on the Archons ship. iirc

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>>172540317

>>172541621
Samara's eyes are huge and yet she doesn't look uncanny at all compared to that Ryder slut.

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>>172542101
That's rude.

>>172541963
>make character as stupid as possible in the character creator
>while making a review video
>claim your animations look weird/you can't get invested, so it sucks
Why did so many of them do this?

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Oh hey look, Borea T'Errible is in this game. Let's see what she has to say.
>those fucking audio logs
Can one character be so abhorrent, sociopathic, and autistic?

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>>172541921

WRONG. Cora ONLY wants Scott's butt!

>people actually bought this game
How much buyers remorse are you lot going through?

>>172541963
That's a harsh thing to say about default Sara.

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>Cora is such a hardcore asariboo that her ranking officer told her to fuck off to another galaxy and forcibly discharged her to do so

>>172542235
We'd already bought ME3 and DAI, we knew what we were in for. Now fuck off back to /v/.

>>172542176
Would you have liked Kai Leng if he could actually kill on of your squadmates if you fucked up?

>>172542235
I havent played MEA but these guys can't stop talking about it which makes me believe the game is...

phun

Vetra took many jobs to support Sid, including manual laborer, mercenary and smuggler. It is not inconceivable that she also had to prostitute herself at some point.

/dag/ fuck off

>>172542269
>We'd already bought ME3 and DAI
Speak for yourself.

>>172542273
I would like Kai Leng if he didn't exist.

>>172542235
Contrary to popular belief, /v/ telling you a game is shit doesn't mean you're incapable of enjoying it

>>172542273
Yes, it would turn him into an actual villain. Even better if it's mandatory and Liara.

>>172542301
Aren't all jobs really a form of prostitution?

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>>172541117

>>172542301
She's like 30 years old nigga I don't think anybody here expected her to be the virginal waifu

She gave you dinner and a succ for christ's sake

>>172542396
Every game is shit for /v/

>>172542235
None, got a good 70 hours out of 1 play through

>eezo is in everything worth crafting
>can't buy it

WHERE THE FUCK DO I FIND THIS SHIT

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>>172542301
Why do you post this in every thread

>>172542412
Really makes you think.

>>172542456
Pretty much this. It's on par with people saying shep would've been a virgin before ME1.

>>172542456
Would you really stick your dick in a mouth with those spiky fucking teeth?

Why the fuck don't I have a private bathroom in my cabin?

Is Sara a virgin

>>172542626
Yes.

>>172542626
Absolutely

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Cora and Sara are very cute, and are great friends!
They don't even mind taking showers at the same time, after getting sweaty and dusty on hot planets!

>>172542235
Literally none. And i even got it discounted, I would have paid a full 60 for this

>>172542649
haha

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>>172542626
It's all about the tongue my dude

>>172542649
Yes.

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>>172542235
I am enjoying the game after more of 100 hours of play and currently in NG+

Totally worth it

Sorry i broke your delusion, i dont listen to brain dead reviewers or need approval by jumping on the hate train like you ;^)

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>>172540514
PeeBee is for tummy kissing and great sex

>tfw you will never pound the living fuck out of an Asari birthing canal

>>172542649
Not anally.

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>>172541978
The other anon is correct, it's after you escape the Archon's ship.

>>172542012
She seems to have calmed down with the weeablue stuff after her loyalty mission.

>>172542631
Pajeet made this game.

>>172542764
>Sorry i broke your delusion, i dont listen to brain dead reviewers or need approval by jumping on the hate train like you ;^)
Are you, by chance, autistic?

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>>172542724
>exchanging body fluids with a Turian

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>>172542626
Is that a real fucking question

>>172542301
> underaged 16 year old Vetra having to sell her body to krogan strangers

>>172542764
>buying the good goy edition

I bought it too

>achieve 100% viability
>sam opens channels to every planet to have people cheering for me
>opens channel to meridian
>haven't even gone there yet

Kek

>>172542626
heavy risk... but the prize

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>>172542692

That's how Cora's lewdfic starts.

>>172542873
What do I get for buying the Super Good Goy Edition?

>>172542396
>>172542269
>>172542764
>if you disagree with shit products that have some of the most embarrassing animations produced by a video game in recent memory, you're from /v/
kek this delusion

>>172542626
I paid a meth addict to give me a blowjob once.

>>172541949
fuck no
woman will die anyways

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>tfw finding the optional quest on elaaden that allows you to broker peace between Kelly and Reyes

>>172543065
story?

>>172543065
That's terrible. She's your mother, she shouldn't have charged you.

What the fuck happens if you already had sex with Cora, then go to PB's room to tell her recording if you want to be together or just friends?

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>>172543065

>>172542764
This is who's rushing to make the shitty OP.

>>172543217
Once you agree to be with Cora on Eos all other romances that happen on the ship are locked

>>172543198
No real story, prostitution is legal in Australia. I was prepared to nope the fuck out if it was a robbery, but she was by herself and offering cheap blowjobs, so... fuck it, I guess?

I'm not exactly proud of this.

>>172543217
You don't get the option to fuck around if you've already committed to someone.

>>172543092
But isn't the Angara version of the virus useless?

>>172543370
Just shoot the cunt to be safe.

>>172543370
You're gonna leave someone live who will try his best to make it work? And the woman will still die

>>172543370
it is useless.
and the woman lives
don't listen to renegades

>>172543606
>and the woman lives
For the moment, it's a lethal disease

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Shatter Defenses or Critical Hits?

>>172543665
They put her in cyro and have plans to find a cure.

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So I can't figure out what the point of this console is in the second remnant vault on Eladeen. There's also a nearby chest that can't be interacted with. I'm guessing these are part of a quest I'll need to come back later for? Because turning this console on didn't seem to do squat for this area.

Ryder keeps saying "Bet we can reach that if we poke around" as well, but there doesn't seem to be squat else to do in here.

>>172543860
Some areas of a vault only open after it has been purified so you have to purify it, leave then come back

>>172543923
Well that sucks. Thanks for the heads up.

>>172540365
I would actually like Cora if she could shut up about her "overpowered biotics" and "muh huntress." We get it, you have powers and like Asari, holy shit. We're in a new galaxy and somehow every conversation has to involve a plug about your shit, like it's the most fascinating thing for parsecs around.

>>172544031
Again, without her asariboo gimmick, she's just Kaidan with a bigger dick.

I just gave suvi the "wild remnant parties" answer and she said that I'm adorable. How did that happen? Every other time I said that she didn't get it was a joke

>>172544104
You used your vagina power

>>172542273
you mean if he killed liara? i would have loved him for that and regret killing him at the end at the cerverus base

>>172544031
haha dude totes agree

"i used to be an asari huntress" is my favourite meme right now

probably top 5 memes of 2017 xD

>>172544071
>>172544031
I can't help but feel that Cora's Loyalty mission was supposed to be like Garrus' in that Ryder is supposed to push her to be more of a leader.

Normally for things like that your character get's to comment on on it afterwards, like if you pick the little girl to be the new pathfinder then Cora's ended up being her teacher, a role model, and a leader for her. Which is something Cora's said she'd never be able to be.

I want to cum on Sid's mandibles

>>172542273
Not really, since it doesn't do anything to fix any of the problems associated with him. In fact it makes them worse, especially if it ends up being a mandatory sacrifice.

But honestly, I'd be much happier if Liara just wasn't involved in Mass Effect any more. I'd love for the hold VA's to come back and voice just wildly different characters.

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>>172544505

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>>172544104
Suvi has good taste in grills.

>>172544505
You better be short. Sid's only into short humans.

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>Architech fight with infiltrator sniper on insanity
>3 shot ball
>3 headshot boss after he loses his shield 2 time
Fuck this is easy, it was slow cancer as adept

I have saved all arcs, but only three are showing on the Nexus?

Also, where the fuck is the quarian arc supposed to land?

>>172542301
Only if it went sideways and she wound up being gangraped by Asari

This will be the soundtrack for my Gay Scott Ryder playthrough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bFM4KSJSyo

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Huiovi tread huiovoi igri

>>172544571
Like Sroka did?

>>172542301

That silly bitch should have done it from the start instead of taking all those other jerbs. Easiest occupation of the lot.

>>172544824
I mean like making a whiny simpering character who ends up showing up a lot in the story and he's voiced by Mark Meer.

>>172544789
which gun is that

>>172544815
Ti huioviy, pizdui otsuda

>>172544789
Yeah maybe I just have a bad build but Biotics feel really weak on insanity.

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>>172544815
>Sorry, I don't speak communist.

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>>172544505
>EXCUSE ME?!

>>172545105
Sid's a big girl

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Redpill me on Reyes fucking my boypussy

>>172545189
He's a shit. End of rine.

>>172544792
Turian ark got megafucked by the Scourge, and they can't repair it for whatever fucking reason.

Probably so they can put the Pleb Ark there in DLC

>>172545105
Vetra would probably ruin the life of someone she didn't like dating Sid.
>suddenly nothing in your cabin works
>maintenance won't return your calls
>everything you requisition gets pre-empted
>for some reason the human Pathfinder wants to meet you

>>172545189
Nah. You can do better than Spooky Spic.

>>172545296
But what if the person Sid was secretly dating was the Pathfinder?

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Lewd

>>172545367
Who else, Gil? Gil looks like he was imported straight from dragon age origins. Disgusting

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>>172544942
This

>>172545253
How fucked? Enough to prevent the turians from sustaining a viable population in Andromeda? Hopefully, yes

>>172545386
A very pathetic looking Turian crying in the corner with an industrial sized tub of Benesarius and Jerilla's.

>>172545479
They lose 5k with 15k left iirc. The real issue is they got no planet.

>>172545479
The ship was fucked but most of the turians are ok. They lost/jettisoned about 5000 pods out of the 20k

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>>172545189
Reyes is awesome, he is a mix of TIM with Aria, ruthless, efficient and smart manipulator

Very sexy, quality husbando if you can keep up with him (Moralfags cant)

Also tfw poor gul'dan :(
I miss him, he didnt deserve this, fucking Varyancuck fanboys

>>172545568
>>172545586
>they

I was under the impression that the SAM did it to ensure he made it to the destination

>>172545479
More to do with hull integrity at FTL than anything else. About 3/4 of the cryo pods are still on board and presumably fine. The other 5000 got ejected with mixed results. Add on Nexus population, you still have probably 20,000 Turians.

>>172545623
>ugly philippino again

>>172545709
>>172545586
>>172545568
I'm pretty sure I killed about 15000 Turian raiders in my playthrough though, signs aren't looking good for their race.

>>172545623
This asian, SEA monkey of a character

>>172545189
Kaetus is a better husbando, even if you don't get to fuck him personally.

>>172545690
That's correct I just used a generic they

>>172545824
If you killed that many Turian Anarchists, how many Human Raiders did you kill?

You fucked us, Ryder>>172545824

>>172545824
Post your stats, I'm curious what your count was.

>>172545969
It's pretty ridiculous how easily the people in this game resort to violence. It's like none of them knew what they were getting in to when they left their fucking galaxy on a 600 year trip

>after the turian ark mission my helmet is permanently on in gameplay

I want this fixed NOW

>>172545296
What if Sid found out and moved in with them to stop Vetra's plans? What is Level 2?

>>172545386
F A M I L Y F U N T I M E S

>>172546046
Maybe they thought they were pretty safe since Shepard got left behind in the Milky Way.

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Am I correct if I say that Sara is the purest girl in the franchise?

>>172546140
Absolutely.

>>172546046
There's a side mission on Elaaden that implies long term cryo can lead to severe mental deterioration, hence all the raiders.

>>172541316
more

>>172546124
>Family
Anon NO

>>172546242
They must have been real scared of the Reapers to attempt the cryo thing anyway.

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>Jaal flirting with peepoo

>>172544789
I have the opposite.

>finish the game yesterday on hardcore as infiltrator
>try insanity today with biotics/tech Ryder
>all the fights take 4x as long and it's all coverhugging

I really want to play on Insanity but I don't want to play infiltrator again. It's like playing vanguard in ME2 for the first time, you don't want to play any other class ever again.

>>172546179
Jaal is smooth as fuck with everyone. Without any intentions though.

>>172546342
>says honest and pure compliments to Cora and Vetra regularly as well
Jaal, my man, be careful. This will be misunderstood.

Could they make trying to join APEX missions more frustrating? I go to Custom Match, select the APEX mission I want, click Join Match, and then get put into a lobby doing a generic custom game.

And then I finally get a lobby with the APEX mission settings, only for the host's character to be level two.

>>172546315
Oh come on, you've seen how protective she is of Sid. You think Vetra's going to led Sid just have sex with anyone without knowing what she's doing?

Obviously Vetra's going to show her sister how it's done, and make she has a good time while they're at it. Ryder gets brought in as a demonstration prop.

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>tired of doing Side missions
>getting really careless of my decisions
>the angaran killed the sick woman because I didn't want to let him go

>>172542549
I think you can mine it on Eladeen. I've seen it pop up. Maybe with the rare resources cryo pod? Some is in space scanning.

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>>172545623
>it's a ralph post

>>172546702
I just assumed Vetra had been doing stuff with Sid for years

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>another crash

This product is made by Zionists (geth) and from the stolen wealth of the Palestinian (quarian) people and their land Palestine (Rannoch). Boycott anything related to the Zionist criminal regime, the occupier of Palestine.

>>172546897
>quarians=pali shits

Never heard something quite so stupid. And I'm not even gonna mention the retarded geth comparison.

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>>172546030
Nobody expected the Andromeda Initiative to work anyways. They all deserved to die.

Vidal or Jaal? Vidals one smooth motherfucker this is difficult

>geth 2.0
>collecters 2.0
>asari 2.0
>shadow broker 2.0

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

>>172547019
>85 thousand outlaws defeated
>you killed literally all the arcs worth of people

Good job anon

>>172547019
jesus christ

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>>172547063
Jaal.

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Kadara is such a shit planet to play jesus.

>>172547019
You've killed a kett and an outlaw once every 10 seconds since the game released? I'm calling shenanigans.

>>172547019
how fast are we breeding, are these clones?

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Is she fucking her dad?

>>172547063
Do you actually want a non-fuck you amount of content? Then go for tall, purple and cuckboi.

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>>172547227
Alec would have killed him to protect Sara's purity.

>>172547313
Delete that.

>Ryder can still become the first rapist in Andromeda if he acts fast

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>>172547019
Jesus fuck

>>172547313
Yeah definitely sucked his dick

Should I just finish the main story then start ng+ or try and do everything now?

>>172547019
you killed all the aliens?Good job anon cerberus is pround of you.Humanity first!

>>172546760
It's possible he could get away and manage to synthesize it though it's not an entirely bad choice

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>>172547398
>first of many kills is protecting humanity from the Xeno menace
>both kids refuse to stop fucking aliens constantly

Alec's life is suffering

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What does she know?

>>172547398
Its true

>>172547313
>Sara's face in this scene
This actually made me feel uncomfortable.

>>172543703
Shatter Defenses. Combined with Turbo Charge you shred any armored boss really fast.

>>172547371
Fair enough. I just really want a quarian or salarian husbando next round though

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>Tfw Sara wont seduce you with her eyes like she does her dad

>>172547627
>implying scott ryder doesn't fuck cora's massive ass every time
>implying fem ryder doesn't succumb to Vetra's cuteness

>male turians are gay for everyone except you
It's not fair

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>>172547398
Too bad he's dead.

>>172547627
>You die for five minutes and the Heleus Cluster seduces both your children

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>>172547989
So fucking true, and they are so emotional and pure, if they get hurt they go to the bottom :(

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>>172547987

>>172547867
>Ryder Sr
Why doesn't it say "Alec Ryder"? That seems odd to me.

>>172548084
Through the dick, unity.

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>>172548017
The time for smiles is over.
Delete this.

>>172547989

Turians are designed to be the ultimate faggot race. Their men are slender and shaped like girls with narrow waists, while femturs are tall and rugged, which tumblrdykes project masculine characteristics on.

The entire species are homos and only consort with the opposite sex for the purpose of reproduction.

>>172546278

Actually thought of editing some other story to make it Cora and Ryder, but I haven't found a fitting one.

>>172547238
Fucking mountains everywhere

gets worse on New Tuchanka, senpai

>>172547987
This is what I'm doing anyway

>>172548202
>while femturs are tall and rugged, which tumblrdykes project masculine characteristics on.
Is this why there are so many more female Turians we meet in the Andromeda galaxy? In the original ME we saw, what, one? In three games? Meanwhile here you meet, greet and kill them all the time.

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Why is Vetra such a slut?

That ending was fucking primo dudes.

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>your helmet gets stuck on after the turian ark mission

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>>172548184
You will fall.

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>>172548202
I mean they are so fucking sexy

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>>172546140

I think Ashley has the moste kissable lips, but goddang, Sara's lips.

>>172548364
Because look at that fringe! That supportive waist! It's like the spirits designed her to be a machine for making the next generation of recruits.

Almost 2 weeks straight for ME1 elevator music stuck in my head.

>dodododo do
>dodododo do
>dodododo do do do

>>172548536
I wonder what Ashley's upgrades look like in zero-g?

>>172548342
They are overcompensating for the scarcity of femturs in ME3, and the absence in ME1 and 2, by making every turian a femtur, since their society has equality of the sexes like humans and quarians.

>>172548629
Why does this post have a sound?

>>172548536
quack quack

>>172548467
My helmet came off but the voice modulation never ended, so I was talking around in Kadara in casual clothes sounding like I was Geth

>>172547019
Where do i see statistics?

>>172548792
Skills > View Statistics

>>172548726

Need more waifus in tiny bikinis!

>>172548726
>asari are the whores of the galaxy

Hm

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>>172548726

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>>172548726
>blooposting

>>172548754
Happened to me once, don't remember when. restarting the game fixed it.

>>172548931
>Whores of the galaxy
Pretty much - not like they're suitable for wives. Who wants to have an Asari daughteru?

>>172540141
THE BENEFACTOR ISN'T TIM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>172549097
They can also literally breed with anyone

which begs the question how did they survive as an independent race

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>>172548536
It's such a shame you can't romance Sara.
She reminds me a lot of Ashley.

>>172549201
>higher tech than everyone else
>offspring are always asari
>asari parent usually outlives the other parent, ensuring greater influence
Gee, I wonder.

Daily reminder that Asari are one of the worst races in Mass Effect

I wonder if this Contagion mission will have any lasting effects in a sequel or whatever if you let the Roekaar go

how does this new class system works? Is it balanced? Are you just allowed to switch between classes on the fly with every class being at the same level?

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This was TOP KEK

How do Quarians reproduce?

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Why is Boria T'Errible such a shit character?
>inb4 back to t*mblr

So where's this boss rush mode and new item in the store?

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>>172549371
She's autistic, she doesn't know any better.
Cease now.

>>172549629
Put skill points into tree -> Enough skill points increases class level. You can put skill points into any tree.

Which actually really bugs the shit out of me that all of the Rydes are somehow biotics.

>>172549219
Default Sara has really grown on me

>>172549629
Im pretty sure you level up indefinitely and can go from biotics to tech to combat whenever the hell you want, even during combat

>>172549454
In theory other things will take precident.

For example, the guy who got the disease was roekar. And after Jaal's mission, they have the potential to be seen as insane extremists even by their own people.

>>172549718
What

>>172549716
Who?

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>>172549714
With me.

>>172548467
>helmet gets stuck after the Remnant key mission

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Chubby cheeks.

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>>172549907
You won't like what you see under the mask though.

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>The scourge is trying to kill remnant ships
So who created the scourge? because Peepoo someone said told him that remnant systems failures cause scourge

>>172549821
I know, just nice to think about what they could import etc

That said i'm not sure if I should let this guy go or kill him

>>172549771
I'm having a blast playing as default Sara, it's so fucking terrible it's looped around to utter hilarity. Every conversation is a whole new world of wonder.

>>172550023
Play the game.

>>172540141
never ever make an OP again

>>172550023
If you play the game you learn someone detonated a weapon that spawned the Scourge against the Jardaan.

>>172549729
It's explicitly stated that SAM can use those nodes you see while Dr. Lexi is moving you into SAM node to funnel trace amounts of eezo and mimic biotic nodes.

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>>172549771
I love her.

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>>172548726
>captcha: NUiT gary

>>172540365
>Cora
>Thick
Maybe the product in her hair is

>>172546561
>Honest and pure
>Compliments Cora and she's surprised that he noticed
>"The mind wants...what the mind wants..."
Maybe sometimes he doesn't mean it as anything but honest but other times he knows exactly what he's fucking doing.

>>172549097
How many dicks does the average Asari take over their 1000 year lives?

>>172550492
>Take
I assume they cut the genitals off a lot of their mates over the years.

twitchDOTtv/videos/132247286
17:55 timestamp, balance update news for multiplayer coming next tuesday

Melee nerf incoming.

>>172550457
That's some new level of seducing. Although he tells Cora that she's like a sister to him.

>>172550584
So to compensate they're buffing biotics/tech and other weapons right?

>>172550665
Angaran families are VERY close.

>>172550715
It'll be a vanquisher nerf kek

Anyone else reached the angaran legs 5+ and stop using them? Who had the bright idea to take a nice looking design and strap a bunch of cancerous looking tumor bags to it?

>>172550004
>implying the picture is canon
>implying the quarians' true appearance isn't a Schrodinger
>implying quarians aren't cute moth people

>>172550457
>That time when he flirts with Vetra, Peebee, and Cora at the same time without missing a beat

>>172550584
How about a fucking p2p netcode update where half the games aren't unplayable garbage?

>>172550735
Angaran families are NOT for incest.