Mass Effect General - /meg/

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TURIAN WAIFUS ARE BEST WAIFUS

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>vetrafags even get their own gun
What the fuck, Bioware?

>>172506503
Too bad this guy's art is shit.

Turians are merely ok.

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Stay strong and clear!

just finished the main story and almost fiddy, whats a quick way to level ?

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>>172506503
>womanlet femtur

OUT.

>>172506419
>that predatory look on vetra's face

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>>172506503

is this shit worth $40 or should I wait?

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Post romances. I want to see how many of you people have good tastes and romanced best girl Vetra

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Shhhh!
Sara is sleeping...

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Vetrafags are cancer

Can we all agree that if the animation wasn't shit the Drack bar fight would have been 1000 times cooler?

>>172506548
>A big deal is made over the little cheek scar he gets in his loyalty mission
>You never get a chance to ask him how he got his massive scar
This felt strange in the game.

>>172506548
Why is he so grumpy?

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>>172506373

As said here. Post how you would rewrite ME3.

Gives us something else to talk about other than waifus.

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>>172506195
>Fuck, is it?
No, it isn't. It's leftist disinfo. He says some stupid shit all the fucking time.

I recently finished the game; when do you make that movie?

>>172506587
Maybe the guy is tall, Shaq tall, Femturs aren't that big, It's just that Ryder is the manletiest manlet to ever exist at 5' 10"

>>172506693
He probably got the bigger scar in a generic Kett fight. The Akksul scar is a bit more important. I agree it's weird you can't ask though.

>>172506684
this.

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>>172506685
But it gave up smug Ryder

>>172506717

Let's not.

>>172506587
All sizes of femturs are to be loved

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>>172506587
Tall or small.
Just remember to love and hug your Turian gf.

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>>172506798
>smug for literally every other character
>autistic on Sara
Everytime.

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>>172506743
Fuck, I forgot to post my picture of Shaq

Long story short, there is nothing wrong with loving a femtur that is shorter than you as long as she curious about you and loves to play with your hair.

>>172506685
That scene was dumb. The average krogan can bench press a car, who the fuck would get into a fight with one at a bar?

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>>172506889
That looks pretty smug to me

>>172506717
See >>172506858

>>172506780
Probably, but it seemed like a missed opportunity for more background information. It would add another layer if he got the scar because he fucked up a mission and that tied into why he's not happy with his place in the Resistance.

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I GOT ONE QUESTION
how fun is the space truck to drive?
i loved the mako in the first game

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Sell me on using default twink Scott. Post screenshots

>>172506951
No, that's an ''i'm in my own world'' look.

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>tfw all the "thank you" messages you get during the epilogue
>some of them are actually from Dragon Age characters
>Anders' reads: "Let's blow the roof off this place!"

>>172506641
I'd say its worth it. The game is a solid 7/10

>>172506889
I hate Bioware how the fuck does that even get past any kind of play test from anyone who is a fairly competent human being

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>Vetra has a decently modeled mouth including tongue

what did they mean by this

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Reminder that Jaal only eats PUSSY and not COCK.

Jaal told me he had something he wanted to contibute for movie night, but I get no mission to help him with that? What gives?

>>172506951
Vetra is not eight feet tall.

>>172506985
The only area its lacking in is the fact it doesn't have a gun on it.

Otherwise, it's great. Basically a Mako that handles a lot better.

>>172507048
that's a lewd tongue

>>172507048
Garrus had the same, it's nothing special.

>>172507049
He'd probably suck a mean dick though. If he was into that.

>>172506994
Jesus who taught him how to shave? If you're even gonna bother with facial hair do ducking something with it.

Give me a reaction image and I will try to make it Mass Effect. Bonus points if you actually tell me what character you want.

>>172507048
Everyone does. Because it needs to not look weird when they talk.

>>172507064
In another dimension she is, and thats all we need

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>>172507048
that is one long tongue

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>>172507048
Close up

>>172507061
This is a common bug from what I've heard. Not sure how to fix it.

>>172507192
>Lift

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>>172507165
This with the Kett Primus talking about the Archon

>>172507192
>Lift

>>172507048
>>172507197
>>172507192
SFM is going to be great with the femtur blowjobs

>>172507001
she has a pretty standard "eyes squinted and mouth curved in amusement" smug look on her face, I don't know what to tell you anon

except that the inability to connect facial expressions to emotion is, ironically, a symptom of actual autism (not the 4chan meme version)

>>172507164
Nobody. Remember that dadRyder was never around?

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>>172507165
Liam, NOW

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Threadly reminder that Mass Effect 3, despite its flaws, was superior to this pile of shit.

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>>172507048
>>172507192
>>172507197
>Vetrafags

Am I the only autist who chooses a romance option based on chemistry with the main character?

Miranda was my favorite OT girl, but I romanced Liara in 3 regardless because I felt like her and Shepard had genuine chemistry in LotSB and ME3 while Shepard and Miranda hardly had any.

I don't particularly like Peebee myself, but I'm romancing her anyway because Ryder and her come off as having genuine chemistry while with Cora and Vetra they just kinda talk at one another. I hate Ryder so I guess it makes sense that he'd have chemistry with another character I find annoying. But I dunno, it feels like a more genuine romance plot to romance the character the protagonist seems to have the best chemistry with.

Am I insane?

>>172506858

Also, can the Reapers PLEASE do something with the Mass Relays?

If they had a means to make them all function like the omega-4 relay so only reapers (and the Normdany) could use them, that would effectively stop a unity galactic force to stop them, atleast initially.

It always seem very stupid that the Reapers never even attempted something like this, even though they clearly had the means to.

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>>172507165
This, but with the squad, and instead of "want", it says "autism", with Sarah being the most autistic ofc

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>>172507192
oh boy

sara/vetra just got ten times better

>>172507061
check the bottom of the list at the general goods merchant on aya, thats where you get the thing he talks about

>>172507249
Got a good cap of the Primus? Google isn't helping much.

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>>172507165
This, make Pharrell default Sara and Jay-Z into default Scott

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Evfra

>>172507308
Old hat, senpai.

https://a.pomf.cat/zettgt.webm

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>>172507165
Male Ryder or Liam, please

Liam is the rambunctious little brother that fucks up often despite meaning well, but you can't help but like him anyway

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>>172507165
Any character in a stupidly smug position with arms extended in this fashion.

>>172507165
costanza.jpg with Drack.

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>>172507165

This but with fem Ryder or Lexi

>>172507439

Seconding this because that shit made me laugh too hard

>>172507472
BROJOB! CHOO CHOO!

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>>172507364
What's wrong anon, have shit taste?

>>172507418
Huh. I remember that item appearing earlier and just buying it on a whim. I guess that explains why I am not getting anything? But supposedly everyone else is supposed to be contributingt too, so how do those trigger?

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>>172507165
With Ryder

>>172507426
Don't have a good pic buyI found a clip which features her prominently

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDQUHdt_Mso

>>172507472
>floppy as a noodle
CHOO CHOO

>>172507472

>romanced Garrus in every game I could
>don't want to see this shit

Someone replace this model with Vetra or that other female turian at the least

>>172507548
Hes fuckin retarded. He shipped a car to Andromeda. What retard does that. I liked Liam then he fucking told me he shipped a car to Andromeda and it won't even get there in his lifetime. I have since severred any contact.

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>turian havoc with a piranha
>gunning down lieutenants like it's nothing
>two clipping hydras
>raining hell down from hover mode so hard you can hear fortunate son playing in the distance
This is amazing.

>ywn look down to see Vetra's green eyes staring back at you while she gives you a succ
>ywn cum all over her face plates
>ywn hear her follow it up with "Having fun? It looks like you're having fun."

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Vetra has NO ASS

>>172507703
I'm sorry, is this one less offensive?

https://a.pomf.cat/innaps.webm

>>172507630
hmmm, have you done the part of the quest for lexi yet? try traveling to a different sector or going on planet then leaving to try and get it to trigger

>>172507784

It's not offensive it just does nothing for my dick

>>172507358

Nope.

>>172507472
>https://a.pomf.cat/zettgt.webm
ewww

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>>172506739
Anyone?

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>>172507472
Superior BJ

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Sara is a cutie pie

>>172506739
You should've gotten that quest pretty early from Liam

>>172507818
IF you are a liara fag like me, this does wodners for my dick

http://webmshare.com/mBnEG

>>172507746
First character I got, also one I was planning on maining, sitting at 20 trying to figure out what to do next.
Got any tips?
Still can't figure out how to make her viable for higher level shit, at least more than the standard soldier. It's like the second I jump up I get shot by literally everyone and the DR ain't helping.

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>>172506994

>>172507916
There is no way she can do that with those razor teeth.

>>172507742
It's a comfort thing. I plan on shipping hundreds of samples of my semen into space so that one day perhaps it will seed life on a distant planet, or will be discovered by aliens. I mean what else am I gonna do with my money on my death bed?

>>172507935

I'd kiss Sara on the nose!

Can anybody who played ME3 MP a lot chime in on how the lag is in that game? Should I expect bioware to fix this or what? To be fair, most of the experience I have playing online is dedicated server, not p2p, so maybe it's just unfixable, but I can't imagine every game is like this. It doesn't feel very good to play.

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>>172507916
>Stupidly large cock
>Boring, static up and down animation job

>>172507916
nice. i love when these threads descend into degeneracy

>>172507872
Gootta talk to numerous characters and buy random shit they ask you to buy kust cplete all dialogue options then maybe check emails if they dont tell ylu about movie night

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>>172507935
>no qt goofball gf to cuddle and watch movies with

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Why would anyone kill Samara instead of Morinth? There is no reason to.

>>172507916

Dick's too big.

>>172507049
Whoa, how are even her boobs autistic?

>>172507916
>finger clipping
>no tongue work

If only this one was the better animated one

>>172507916
do people actually find this sexy?
>comically oversized penis
>spiky painful beak scrapping everything
>full armor

>>172508071
Muh edgelord options

>>172507950
>>172508069
I mean, I've gotten the quest from Liam, and like, one email from Suvi, I think, about it and that was way back when, before I completed Hunting the Archon

>>172507972
No clue, I don't have her to 20 yet. I'm a little worried she's not gold viable, but I'm having a blast leveling so far.

>>172508071
renegade points

>>172507962
hot

>>172508071
is this a jojo reference?

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>>172508001
Thats just nasty but also scientific and weird. He just sent a shitty eurofag car to a galaxy he was already gonna be in

>>172508071
To be a dick

>>172508153
If Shepard is sufficiently renegade I believe she talks about hunting shepard down once her obligations to him are complete.

Of course she would get fucking steamrolled going after the biggest wrecking ball in the galaxy but it's a justification for getting rid of her nonetheless.

>>172507993
Turians don't have razor teeth in the front of their mouth

>>172508094
Their 'beaks' seem to move a decent bit wouldn't be that bad

Also, the armor adds to it, nothing like degrading a proud turian

>>172507976
Seriously, I can see the similarity, and scott is closer than sara, but I just don't get how they managed to make shepard look frighteningly like vanderloo (to the point where that one picture just looks like a photoshop of shepards face on a person), while scott and sara have at best a passing resemblance to their models.

Jayde rossi is hot af, but they should have picked more unique looking people rather than generic prettyboy twink, and generic sexy chick. Joosten, I didn't really like her in-game that much because of her stupid camo and constant angry/serious face, but at least she's recognizable.

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>>172508071
>he doesn't think the canon ending is having mind-breaking sex with Morinth

>>172508071

for lethal pussy

has anyone found out if liam got a sex scene? even jacob had one in ME2 (during which he never said 'i love you')

>>172508071
How does choosing Morinth effect Mass Effect 3?

>>172508335
Nope, face to blacked.

>>172508335
it's fade to black

>>172507962
hnnnnnng

>>172508335
>Jacob abandons you and knocks up another woman in ME3

LIKE POTTERY

>>172508349
You find her as a Banshee.

That's it.

>>172508335
If you want on screen boning your only options are Cora, PB, and Jaal.

>every single tech item and passive has +construct related stuff on it

i just want to be a wizard stop trying to get me to use the dumb robots

>>172508335
Only dev team favorites get good cutscenes.
Explicit: Cora, Peebo, and Jaal
Implied: Gil
Fade to Black: Everyone else

>>172508071
Because Morinth is strong smart and capable and isn't a moralfag

>>172508246
Whether shitty or not, milky way anything becomes highly sought after, and liam is known for making impractical decisions because of what his intuition and feelings tell him. He did it more for the sentimental value, but also because its another rare piece of their home he gets to keep for himself.

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Is the "you can't make white people" meme a meme, or reality with the chargen system?

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>>172508484

>Jaal
>with his Ric Flair chest

That shit is so disgusting

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>>172508549
You can make white dudes, but there's no fully white female preset. You can still make things like pic related.

>He relaxed himself as much as he could. The fact that a turian woman was being permitted to fondle him was still new. He needed some time to get use to that. He closed his eyes and sighed contentedly as he felt kiss after kiss from her was planted on his body, the direction lower and lower until a long drag of a rough tongue overwhelmed his nerves, forcing his eyes wide open.

>He looked down to find her in his lap, her eyes staring at his genitalia with an immense curiosity. She broke her impressed stare to look upwards and seemed to have bit on her lower mandible, revealing a row of rather sharp looking razor teeth.

>He sighed. Turian or not, he was not one to turn away a potentially decent blowjob.

>"Please... I'm begging you. just...watch your teeth." He whispered to the woman. She smiled slightly as she detected the tone of nervousness in the human's voice.

>"Trust me,. I'll be gentle..." She promised him gently. "I'll need you inside me sooner than you think... just... relax."

>The human's hand was squeezed by her. Slowly, he exhaled and relaxed his muscles the best he could. He exhaled sharply, nervously, as he felt the turian's mouth slowly lower itself, enveloping him completely. Once more when he felt that he would not lose it, he closed his eyes as he felt her bobbing in his lap. Her tongue, rough, her teeth, sharp was a strange combination to be doing what they were doing... Actually turning him on.

>Nervously, his hands latched around the turian woman's head. They pushed downwards, forcing himself deeper. She groaned but listened to the gesture. She looked up at his expression of being completely turned on and turned her eyes backwards to her task

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Are asian femsheps frowned upon or something?

>>172508246
I wished it would have arrived at the same time. I would have preferred a segment driving around Eos in a shitty car dodging kett and remnant than a 30-second kicksy-footsy game.

>>172508549
The whitest you can get is like, a very tanned white person (but not like, orange/jersey shore level). and definitely no such thing as pale.

>>172508549
You can't make a lily white Nordic Ryder but you can make a white Ryder.

>>172508549
None of the female presets lets you get any whiter than "Puerto Rican from New York"

>>172508540
Odds are it flies straight into the inevitably larger black hole. End of story. Or it lands on some planet and just fuckin busts

>>172508549
It's like half meme, half irritating stupid reality.
I think someone at Bioware said they're looking to patch more skin tone options in later.

>>172508559
I mean good as in "There is sex"

>>172508679
asian femsheps are love, are life.

but you fucked up with that scar tho. too prominent.

>>172508679
>Femsheps
You mean Femryders?
And yes, they're overdone

>>172508679
No, but femsheps who walk around with shit smeared on their face are.

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>>172508687
>>172508549
Actually you can.

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>>172508596
How does that fucked up part in the hair not bother people?

>>172508679

They're easy to make, but who cares.

The big problem lies with the CC being so limited

>>172508815
That's much whiter than you can get with the chicks (why does bioware hate attractive women so much, christ...).

>>172508684
That would be amazing

>>172508679
nice herpes

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>>172508549
You can

>>172508718
Oh don't get me wrong, its downright stupid considering that assuming it will survive the trip, he will never see it in his lifetime, but I have to wonder what would happen if it we to make it to the heleus all those years later.

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>>172508679
>We have the same filename
>Asian FemRyders to boot
So does origin and ME:A have no screencap button? Tried running it through steam with no luck

>>172508815
lord faarquad got a buzzcut

>>172508549
you can only make el blanco if you pick one preset

>>172508596
Not even preset... 3, I think it was? The blonde one? I would've assumed you could at least crank up the skin tone on that one since it's the white equivalent on BroRyder.

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>>172508936
Use MSI Afterburner to take screenshots of games.

>>172508659
>>The human's hand was squeezed by her
Jesus fuck.
Is English your first language?

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>>172508815
The fuck is up with your chin m8

>>172509140
Why is your main character Ted Mosby.

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I miss renegade and paragon. At least it changed your choices throughout the game and gave you interesting actions more often.

>looking into lag issues on MP
>find some people complaining
>they shouldn't lag because their upload/download speed is good
>games with better graphics don't lag like this
>complaining about "lag" in single player

Why is it impossible to have a conversation about latency online without people being retarded? It's like every thread needs to be prefaced with bandwidth=/=framerate=/=lag.

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>>172509202
Who?

>>172509215
This

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>the email you get after vetra breaks the news to sid about you and her

Best in-law ever

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>>172509267
>>172509140
uncanny

Do companions have conversations that reference romance, like DA:I had?

>>172509267
Literally Scott with black hair and an actually beard

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>>172509405
>rescue girl from pirates by cutting through dozens of heavily armed criminals like the biggest badass in the galaxy to save her life
>she still laughs at you for being a manlet

>>172509421
Lexi once asked me about Vetra. As did SAM.

>>172509405
>Best in-law ever
Best is Sahuna, but Sid is also great.

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>>172509440
Slightly different and his animation rig isn't retarded so you actually get to see emotion.

>>172509421
Yes, some people mention your relationship, unless it's with Gil or Suvi

>>172509505
I didn't get that conversation with Lexi. What did she say?

>>172509528
I hope someone mentions this to Bioware. Why do Scott and Sara look so strange compared to customRyders

>join gold match
>can hear TACKATACKATACKATACKATACKATACKA CONSTANTLY
>two vanguards so no idea which of them is fucking mashing his keys and I don't even give enough of a shit
>Asari Duelist dies on the other side of the map
>"OHHHKAYYY" in the faggiest voice I've heard in a while
Jesus fucking christ.
At least I learned something neat that match- Hydras CAN grab you. I got grabbed while I was spamming powers in a Hydra's face. It left me about 1/3rd HP from full+shields, but I think my team killed it before it was able to finish the animation.

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What's the point of using blonde hair when you can't even make Sara pale? Tan people with blonde hair always throw me off for some reason

>>172509654
>his animation rig isn't retarded

>open a premium pack
>Rare, Rare, Consumable, Consumable, ULTRA RARE consumable
Ultra rare consumables were a fucking mistake holy shit.

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>tfw made a r63 Julian Assange

>>172509563
She didn't say anything. Asked me in the context of how I keep "Sara" and "Pathfinder" separate. I think the conversation was in the context of her being a doctor and a scientist or something.

>>172509654
small price to pay for not looking mulatto

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>>172508679
I vastly prefer the asian face, she doesn't look like an autistic idiot in every single scene.

Can bioware explain why the cluster is fucking like this?
Without saying "EXPLORATION!". all I'm exploring is the spacebar. The rewards aren't even good. You can probably get as much from exploring every planet in the whole cluster as you can driving around in the nomad for 15 minutes. Andromeda and it's fucking checklists.

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>>172509879
>that hair

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>Tfw you run so fast you are leaving afterimages

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>>172510169
>Can I explain why my post is fucking like this?
It's because I forgot the image. But I'm pretty sure most of you could make sense of it anyway.

>>172510150
I don't often comment on other peoples ryders or sheps, but she's pretty on point there. Good job.

>>172506419
>Reyes calls me a pussy for shooting him in the back when he's trying to escape
>When he had a sniper ready to take out Sloane in a duel he proposed

>>172507916
Well suck me sideways.

Who did the animation for this?

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>two crashes in a row
it's like you don't want me to enjoy the multiplayer or something

>>172509862
Well the rig is the same, the parts are just in slightly different places that happen to not look awful when they're moved around on customRyders.

>>172510346
he called you a pussy? in mine he just says he knew i'd be angry, but not enough to shoot him. then says it will leave a scar to remember me or something

>>172510476
They really don't, especially with these fucking lootcrates. I swear to god if i get another UR consumable after carrying Silvershitters through Gold I am going to FREAK.

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>>172508764
I wish I could have done better, but lesser intensity didn't looked like a scar at all, just a scratch.

>>172506903
A matter of race and character?

So who did everyone pick as ambassador?
I went with Morda because all the choices were shit and I just wanted to fuck with Tann.

>>172506903
>6'2" vs 5'11"

Why is all the alien armor so over designed. The basic initiative armor designs are so well done and then you have the absolute clusterfucks of the alien armors and the high level heleus suit.

>>172510583
jesus, the scars are so bad...

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>>172507916
>C-SEC armor

>start playing Asari sentinel
>can't do shit but support for the first few missions since I have no way to prime on my own
>get the upgrade to make energy drain a primer
>all of sudden become a one man wrecking crew

I mean, I know you can eventually upgrade skills but why did Bioware think it was a good idea to give sentinels only detonators to start off?

Any news on when they're fixing the CC? I want to be able to make a white Femryder without using the skull tattoo to cheat.

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>The animations aren't so ba-

>>172510538
He said something along the line of "I know I hid myself from you but shooting a man in the back shows me who you really are" or something

>>172508764
That's not a scar. That's space herpes. Show an ounce of discretion, you cretin.

>>172510669
What is so bad about Moshae? That was one of the easiest choices in the game for me.

wish the game let us tap Moshae's granny ass

>>172510753
Same reason Vanguard doesn't have primers until RANK FUCKING SIX (Seismic Nova, Lifting Shockwave)
Like low level Manguard isn't even comparable to Level 20, VI Male Vanguard. Still trying to get VII-X but the game refuses to give me more Male Vanguard.

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>>172510839
>letting a fucking artificial unnatural xeno be ambassador for the milky way

>>172510753
The real problem is that detonators do fuck all damage in multiplayer. Even by silver the damage falls off so much that the best build for her is to just leave throw at level one and build her as a tank with weapons. Then there's also the fact that throw throws most enemies out of the tech burst aoe and it's all just fucking shit.

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>>172510939
>unnatural
God how worthless have you been to cry about muh nature in another galaxy

Also morda is a good peace choice

>>172510939
She's chill as fuck and it builds good will with the Angara. Everybody else was a dumb choice.

You want to know something really, really sand and fucked up?

People died waiting to play Andromeda, thinking it was gonna be amazing. Mercy for their souls.

>>172510939
>Muh nature
Nature is fucking irrelevant you retard, motion sickness exists in case of hallucinations from poisoning in the wilds

We dont live in caves anymore

>>172511146
that's pretty sand

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So does SAM feel when you're getting some dick/pussy? Does he ever address this?

>>172511026
>there is a giant empire in another cluster, the size of which is not known
>they are extremely strong and are built up from the strong traits of a thousand species
>your best chance against them are the krogan, who can breed like rabbits, give birth to a few dozen babies a year (with the 4% success rate of the krogan here), and are fighting ready in like 3 years after birth

>let's go with the fleshy electromagnetic enchiladas instead

>>172511146
What a beach

>>172511169
Angara are just fleshy AI, and AI need to be erased.

>>172511146
Shit that is pretty sand

>>172511146
I don't think anyone had expectations above "cautiously optimistic" after ME3.

>>172511146
I feel like they got the better end of the deal really

>>172511324
I already built good will with the Krogan by giving them the Remnant core. Morda is not nearly level headed enough to be an ambassador.

>>172511146
>died after Trump elected
>but before favorite vidya is completely ruined
Sounds fine desu.

>final mission
>very linear
>actually pretty decent, some cool setpieces, good skybox, nice level design, intense fights, good music
>rest of the game
>extremely open
>worst of the 4 games, incredibly boring

Can the open world meme just fucking die? Just go back to linear stuff again for A2.

>>172511146
I am happy that the original Turkroach maybe one of the bunch who died before ME:A and never got to fuck the femtur

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>>172511474
But I want her to start a war with the Angara and Kett.
Andromeda is for the superior milky way races only. Xenos get out

>>172511417
>Muh nature retard is also fearful of AIs
What a surprise

>>172511324
>Trying to defend the most ridiculous choice of them all that's treated within the game as the ridiculous choice
Retarded

>>172507049
They'll show this, but they won't show Ryder eating Cora's ass?

Does bioware hate straight men?

>>172508815

That's a cherry picked as fuck screenshot you faggot. I started with the same preset and went as pale as possible and still look tanned in most situations.

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>>172511680
As much as I dislike the lack of choice I'm glad you edgelords didn't get to full edge in this game. Ryder can't pull it off like Shepard anyways.

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>>172511146
I am happy with the game, only retard autists who are overly critical of every irrelevant detail dont like it
If you enjoy the journey, dialogue and characters it is great

>humans are 70% water and have incredibly thin skin
Why are we so weak.

>>172511793
I can't imagine Ryder's voice actor sounding cold.

Say what you will about Meer but his delivery of cold hearted lines was perfect.

>tfw didn't cure the genophage in OT yet I feel much more sympathetic to the Krogans in Andromeda

I hope they can find a cure because these guys seem to be infinitely level headed compared to what they left behind

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>>172511682
>every single time an AI was created in the history of Mass effect, every single time without fail it has turned on the creator
>this includes the reapers, it includes the geth, it includes the prothean AIs, it includes fucking everything
>it also likely includes the Jardaan / Remnant considering they started to attack the Angara who they were meant to protect

>no, you see AI is like communism, we just haven't made REAL AI yet.

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>>172508687
Don't lie.

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So, what's a fun playstyle? Vanguard, Engineer, adept?

I'm not sure what to even do.

>>172511739
I don't pirate games. I figure if I can't afford them then I don't deserve them. However the price of Mass Effect DLC is atrocious. I've contemplated pirating the DLC.

Do I really have to uninstall my Mass Effect games and reinstall them from scratch from pirated sources in order to play pirated DLC?

>>172511793
This game lacked the edge it desperately needed though.
There were so many times I wanted to just shoot some traitor or dick in the head, or at least insult them to their face.
Instead it's 99% paragon with a couple of renegade interrupts.

>>172511898
SAM herself has justified all hatred of AIs because she never SHUTS THE FUCK UP

>>172511907

>digiherpes

>>172511897
The issue is that a single female Krogan can have 1000 eggs per year plus live to be 1000 years old. That's completely insane

>>172511836
>Dragon Age: Inquisition releases, majority of /dag/ shits on it
>Fallout 4 releases, majority of /fog/ shits on it
>Andromeda releases, majority of /meg/ shits on it
Sensing a pattern yet?

>>172508017
I played like 3000 matches connecting to hosts all over the place as far as tons of Russians, and unplayable lag in ME3MP was generally rare.

BUT latency was absolutely a factor in the game, since power use in ME3MP is controlled by the host. Powers don't activate when you press the button, they activate when the server gets the message that you pressed it, and relay back to your client to show it happening. So like 1-2 seconds response time on using a power wasn't uncommon. Certain classes and play styles weren't viable off-host because of that.

Playing as the host was an entirely different game. Zero lag, it was like playing singleplayer.

>>172511898
>I am a sad loser afraid of losing control so i fear everything i dont understand
Sorry an AI is far smarter and more useful than a barbaric nature obsessed caveman like yourself

I got a (shitty) pack for owning ME3, do you get any for other bioware games?

>>172511836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgFHIR7lLC0
>this is being overly critical of an irrelevant detail
>literally pelvic thrusting her lips

> dialogue and characters it is great
What fucking game are you playing?
>b-but muh kill me now is lampshading

>>172511898
Angara aren't AI as we've seen before. The Jaardan created organic life. Built a brain that functions organically like anyone else's, just with electric powers. They even biologically have a lot in common with humans from what characters in the game said.

The twist will probably be that the Jaardan are Synthetic so it's like an reversal of what we got before.

>>172512000
>Referring to SAM as a female

>>172512019
>plus live to be 1000 years old

I thought the thing was that Krogans don't die of natural causes and just wars and wildlife get to them, even then, the genophage should be toned down on these krogan intellectuals unlike their brethren in milkyway who will be extinct

>>172511910
Vanguard is fun but I feel like it lacks the real Oomph of a decked out ME3 Vanguard.

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>>172512021
That people on4chan arent known for have critical thinking abilities and just jump on the hate train to be accepted and fit in?

>>172512076
>Playing femryder
Sorry i am not a woman

>>172511954
might as well do a clean copy. you can still use your saves and you don't have to deal with the annoying origins interface.

>>172512021
>comparing /meg/'s reaction to ME:A to /fog/'s reaction to FO4
I don't think /meg/ is mad enough to split the general like /fog/ did

>>172511992
Because Ryder doesn't have the free reign to go full edge. Shepard had his Spectre status that shielded him from pretty much all consequence. Ryder would get reamed by the Initiative.

Besides, there were plenty of chances for executions.

>>172512048

I got three ME3 packs and one for DAI

>>172512042
Name one AI that didn't turn on its creators after 500 years of being created.
Just one.

AI scum deserve to die, and I can't wait until the option in A2 or A3 appears that lets you kill off Sam and the remnant.

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Turns out I have a pretty good connection and should host more

>>172511898
B-but SAM is a good AI!

Can something both prime and detonate at the same time?

Like if I detonate energy drain with incinerate, can I then detonate the burning effect with biotic charge?

>>172512225
The Geth didnt turn on their creators, their fearful barbaric creators turned on them just like you.

But simpletons like you cant comprehend the dangerous of certain human primal drives and get cucked by them

>>172512225

Jane from Ender's Game

>>172512021
Yeah, the die hard fans are allowed to shit on the game, randos aren't.

>>172512175
>he has to self-insert into the characters
You probably name your """male""" after yourself you shitskin filipino

>>172510939
>>172511680
>>172511898
>animeposters

>>172512175
Exactly, anon
>>172512203
True, you have a point there

>>172512218
>three ME3 packs
Huh. Did you have the DLCs?

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>>172512291
>bro the geth didn't turn on their creators
>they killed 99% of their creator race and stole the single world that they could inhabit without suits, knowing that the geth themselves could live on any planet
>but they were just defending themselves bro

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HOLY SHIT CORA JUST STOP

>>172512343
>Not self inserting
Imao sorry i like myself instead of ahte myself

>>172512383
if the quarians didn't chimp out at a simple question of Does this unit have a soul, than maybe things would've turned out differently

>>172512383
Because I'm sure with your mentality you'd react so much better to being shot at for asking a question.

>>172512383
They were. Quarians are shit, created a shit pile, and then got mad when they stepped in it. When you create sentience you can't treat it like crap and then expect to get away with it. They got what they asked for and the Geth were still willing to live in peace with them under the right circumstances.

>>172512048
I got some for owning inquisition

>>172512343
I self insert into Xcom.
Fight me figgit.

>>172512383
>He unironically blames the Geth for Quarian idiocy
Even normies chose the geth over quarian

But i guess chimps like you cant see how Quarians are chimps as well.

Oh well into the trash it goes

>>172512403
>n-no really being the same skin color as human excrement is really good!
>m-muh slant eyes can't even tell the difference!
next you'll tell us about your historic """white""" ancestry

>>172512403
>>172512343
>Self inserting yourself in ME:A

Now, I understand it in the original trilogy since Shepard is likable or at least understandable no matter what way you go and is in a position of power that he earned, Ryders on the other hand are Nepotism babbies who can't stop making snarky remarks and drop spaghetti.

If you can identify with the latter than I feel sorry for you, my man. damn.

>>172511836
The game is ridiculously boring and suffers the problems that plague most open world games.
The only fun level in the game is the finale on Meriddian, which is the most linear level of the entire game.
The writing is dog trash, the voice work is crap, and the animations are abysmal.

In a year with great games such as Nier, BotW, Yakuza, Nioh, Persona 5 etc. coming out, Andromeda is a disgrace.

>>172512493
>self-insert into Xcom
>your self-insert gets critted out of full cover on Ironman
>have to delete your save and start over again

>>172512383
>>172512443
>>172512457
This is the part where hes now going to deny this established lore for his head-canon.

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>>172512146

Damn. I'm conflicted as fuck. How's Explorer?

>>172512560
Shepard can't be likeable, he has no personality of his own.

>>172512560
I don't know how it's possible to self insert into either. Both Ryder and Shepard are heavily defined characters. All you can choose is whether or not Shepard is a dick and in Ryder some tone choices that amount to nothing since they still have a set personality in the ton of auto dialogue they have.

>>172512543
No anon, i am not mentally ill to give a shit about my ancestry, and im European so that's all that matters

Also no way to change the kinda Asian eyes but i dont mind, i dont use gay presets because none fit me

>>172512594
desu you can't go wrong with a multiplayer class loadout for skills.
For example on Vanguard- Charge, Nova, Shockwave.

>>172512443
>>172512457
>>172512458
>>172512510
>guys it's fine for your toaster to kill you for throwing it away lol

Not to mention that the Geth are so easily reprogrammed that the reapers were able to convince HALF of the entire lot of them to slaughter milky way species and become religious zealots.

>>172512582
Are you going to name a Mass Effect AI that hasn't turned on its creators after 500 years yet?

>>172512564
>implying Havarl wasn't fun as fuck

>>172511910
Your choice at the beginning doesn't really even matter, you get to change profiles as much as you want later in the game. Just choose something with useful powers to start.

Did I already miss complaining about the shit load of bugs?
Cause its disgusting

>never been in this generals before MEA
>mostly shielded from the dregs
>run into a rabid talifag on youtube after stating I enjoyed liara's romance the most

holy shit how did you people stand this place

>>172512656
I guess I like Shepard since I can play as a turbo-racist, from the interviews to the fact that you can endorse Terra Firma and to the fact that you can throw the council under the bus in ME1.

>>172512719
Ah yes, Havarl, the planet where you go through the same water chasm under the bridge about 10 times

>>172512768

>posting on Youtube

I mean it's not much different from posting here but still, jesus dude

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>>172512656
>>172512560
Bioware games are literally made for self inserting due to the dialogue wheel.

The base character traits are really small and irrelevant, your choices matter more when it comes to growing the character.

Also anything i play is cool cuz i self insert, also reyes is best husbando

>>172512717
Reapers also "reprogram" organic life. See the Collectors.

The Quarians shot themselves in the foot and deserve no sympathy.

>>172512760
>not expecting bugs
guessing you didn't play the trilogy

>>172512817
please stop posting Conrad

>>172512370

It doesn't seem to have a history of what you open so I couldn't check, but yeah I had ME3 collectors edition and all DLC. And played a shitload of multiplayer.

It felt like I had like 12 packs to open before I even played a single match.

>>172512826
Reapers need to capture individuals to reprogram them.
The geth were all reprogrammed at once across an enormous network.

>>172512564

What are you on about the last mission was dog shit. We didn't even get a proper boss fight, just the same architect we've already killed 4 times occasionally shooting at you while you fight a bunch of basic bots.

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>>172512779

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>post-game
>hyperion dumps energy at night to cool off
>makes it look like an aurora effect in the night sky
>no option to watch it with your waifu/husbando

dropped

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>>172512848
>Implying Conrad would ever say and do this with a Krogan next to him

>>172512832
I didn't expect my fucking game to crash playing single player 3 times in a row or for enemies to actually spawn endlessly.
At worst I expected a fall through the map or get stuck in place, thats always happened at least once

>>172512832
The trilogy was not nearly as bad as this.
Andromeda is even worse than 1 when it comes to bugs.

>>172511910
If you're not sure what to do look at the profile bonuses and let that guide your choices.For example, Sentinel gives combo damage bonuses and Combo Sentinel works really well. You can get three powers that both prime and detonate with a mix of armor damage, shield damage and control.

>>172512779
Aside from the Krogan, why would you hate the aliens?

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>>172512848
The Conradposting will never cease.

What do the other Pathfinders' ships look like?

>>172512779
This is what I wanted to do so badly.
I wanted to say fuck off to the Angara every step of the way, with even the option to not turn on their vault.

>>172512903
Reapers don't have much trouble capturing individuals. The point is that everyone was "reprogrammable". Not just the Geth.

>>172512995
No, the trilogy was terrible in different ways.

>>172513067

Dismantled. Kallo was afraid the Tempest would suffer the same fate because no pathfinders had showed up.

>>172513029
>Asari
Full of themselves, they discriminate against their OWN kind by hating 'pure bloods', massive ego
>Turians
Over militaristic and dangerous, hate humans deep down despite not showing it
>Salarians
Committed mass genocide against a species
>Hanar
Big stupid jellyfish
>Volus
Space jews

>>172513067
The other scout ships were destroyed by the Nexus crashing into the Scourge, weren't they?

>>172512817
I like to self-insert through personality and keep the default face because I'm kind of shitty (read: lazy) when it comes to character creators
Looking at the dialogue statistics I made 366 casual choices and 19 professional choices

>ywn cum balls deep in Vetra's pussy, only to have Sid accidentally walk in on you two

>>172512817
nobody cares you faggot brazilian
if you self-identify as ryder you're probably autistic IRL

>>172513201
Volus are cute. I want to tip one over and roll him around on the floor and he won't be able to stop me because his arms and legs are too short.

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>>172513115
Even in its worst, the original trilogy was better than Andromeda is at its best.

>>172513201

>Volus

Why did we not bring some of these fuckers

>>172512995
it was pretty bad. the charm of the series made them easy to overlook

>>172513227
>>172513163
Ah, that blows. So what are the other Pathfinders gonna fly around in?

how much credits do I get for failing a gold mission

>>172513029
Asari are sex parasytes.
Salarians are space hitlers
Turians are republican
Quarians are dirty hobos
Geth have no soul