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What we know so far;
-Dynasty Warriors 9 confirmed, Zhou Cang is playable, Shu officer.
-DW9 will be open world. We may or may not get a lot of newcomers. Everyone from 8XL and Xun Yu from Empires will return.
-Musou Stars is out in Japan now
-Warriors Orochi may or may not be phased out.
-Berserk Musou is out. Thirty frames of carnage at your fingertips.
-Fate Extella: The Umbral Star is out.
-Sanadamaru confirmed for localization, named Spirit of Sanada and no Vita version
-Godseekers is out. Vita users abandon ship.
-Toukiden II is out and about.
-People from /v/ don't know we're alive. Rally them when the threads pop up.
-As long as no one is being autistic, feel free to discuss anything you think belongs to the general.
-Post more you unfilial cunts.
>>172448275
I'm not expecting a completely new moveset for every character, but I do expect changes. Maybe more changes than DW7 to DW8
Best ROTK on PS2?
>>172448745
I really hope so
Musou Stars is apparently way better than it looked.
>>172448794
X
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AERAMqE-HV8
Another MS stream
>>172449214
Nah i don't believe this, probably some fag with shit taste
Game is mediocre at best
>>172449704
did somehow inadvertently troll the guy into thinking there was an English option...
>>172450123
>>172450123
I-Im not sure what you mean anon
>>172450382
>>172450469
>>172450582
I SAID
DID SOMEHOW INADVERTENTLY TROLL THE GUY INTO THINKING THERE WAS AN ENGLISH OPTION...!!
>>172450698
obviously this guy isn't me.
Most of it is of my own well "Dumbassery" and me thinking there was an option of EN language... then I found out it only applies to William...
>>172450698
y-you too...
these games are shit kys
KOOOOOOOOONNNGGGMMMIIIIIIIIIIIINNNGGG
>Liu bei, Zhang Fei, Guan Yu, Zhuge Liang
>Was real villains
>Koei turns them into super good guys
>Wei Yan
>Was one of the few good Shu guys
>Koei turn him into brain dead retard
What did they mean by this?
>>172450698
Well William speaks full english.
But so far i'm worried by watching some streams. Worst idea is the new "Fever mode" where all you team takes half your screen cheering at you while you attack stuff under a rainbow light.
I'm waiting to see some end game customisation/equipments stuff.
>>172452150
GAME.....OVER???
>>172452326
LIU... BEI... HAPPY...... GOOD...
>>172452150
>Koei turns them into super good guys
>Koei
"no"
>>172452801
Well they kind of flanderized them even more.
Lü Lingqi is forGetting in fights with her
Playing sports with her
Watching warriors duel with her and trying to copy the moves
Teasing her and laughing when she gets mad and pouts
Letting her pin you so you can feel her body pressed against yours
Flipping her back over so that you can stare into each other's eyes
Protecting her from bullies even though you know she can handle herself
Walking home with her at sunset after a long day of running around and getting into trouble
Cheering her on and always supporting her, win or lose
Throwing her a victory banquet where you make all her favorite foods
Massaging her legs, shoulders, and back
Holding her close and telling her you love her
Reassuring her that she is the most beautiful girl in the world when she gets jealous of the more feminine girls
Accepting all of her girlish sensibilities, no matter how much she hates you finding out about them
Patting her head
Getting caught in the rain during a hunting trip and having to huddle together with her in a tavern waiting for it to pass
Holding her hand in public
Making her try on cute dresses when you're out on a date even though you know she'll never buy one
Buying her sexy black lace lingerie, only for her to wear armor over them
Tracing your finger over the tanlines she got during the summer and feeling how warm her skin is
Having her jump into your arms and kiss you after spending time apart over vacation
Introducing her to your parents
Marriage
Carrying her over the threshold of your new home to start a life together while she punches you in the shoulder and pouts that she can walk just fine herself
Gently laying her down on the bed
Whispering into her ear how much she means to you while caressing her toned body
Spending an entire night making passionate love to each other
Raising a new generation of warriors with
Loving unconditionally as you grow old together
These are the things that Lü Lingqi is for
>>172454094
>As you grow old together
Anon....
>>172454094
I just want force her on the ground andsteal her red feather
>>172454094
She refused my marriage alliance...
>>172454094
I wonder what happened to her after xiapi...
>>172454545
I made myself clear that speaking of this, posting of this or even thinking about this would be punishable.
Men, take this man out and execute him.
>>172448528
Should just be called Chink Genocide General
>>172448528
Also english PUK for ROTK13 coming next month
pucc~
vita footage never ever
>>172455484
You can take this out;
*unzips dick*
>>172457690
Footage of wot?
>>172453154
No they didn't. In fact they toned Shu dick-sucking down significantly compared to RTK (you know, the book games are based on)
-Guan Yu no longer gets his post-death appearances
-Wu leaders aren't dumb as shit just to make Zhuge Liang look smarter
-Wei is both more moral and more competent, most of Cao Cao's petty evil actions were omitted or justified
-Generally Liu Bei, Guan You and Zhang Fei feel less special simply because every other character was made into some supreme warrior
>>172457902
musou stars
>>172452150
Also it's hard to say that Shu were the real villians since people they were fighting against weren't exactly the paragons of virtue themselves.
>>172458063
I really hope you guys dont play musou games on handheld consoles
>>172458404
Not playing WO3 & DW7 on their definite format the PSP
>>172458814
I did play WO3 on psp,still have nightmares to this day
>>172458404
I play all my mersous on vita
>>172458404
>Not emulating Samurai Warriors 3 in Dolphin Emulator on an android phone
>>172459725
Who needs Dolphin when ya have a WiiU and the game itself (Physical)?
So can someone please tell me how Dong Zhou was the bad guy again?
>>172458404
Dynasty Warriors and Vol 2, and WO on PSP. Awesome times.
>>172460374
He didn't give Yuan Shao, Wang Yun and the other ministers any power.
>>172460374
Liu Bei didn't like him = evil
>>172460609
Nobody fucking liked him.
>>172460682
Diaochan did
>>172460136
>Playing at crappy 720p 20-30 fps when u can play at 4k mustard race and 60fps patch on dolphin
Anon pls
>>172460759
In the book she didn't.
In reality she didn't exist.
>>172460374
Let his forces rape and pillage entire cities, killed anyone who didn't agree with him or give him everything.
>>172460878
In reality, Lu Bu was the one who cucked Big Dong by fucking one of his maids. He joined the Big Wang's assassination plot because he was afraid that he'd get killed if his stepdad learned about it.
>>172460374
>Pillaging and burning capital
He was total a good guy
>>172461039
Escalating that into mutual-cucking epic shenanigans is one of the highest points in the books. Too bad many adaptations fail to do it right.
>>172452150
>Wei Yan was betrayed while fighting with his men
>Three Kingdoms show has Jiang Wei kill him at ZooGay Liangs memorial
>>172457951
I actually agree.
>people legit leave Shu for last when playing
>that scene Zhang Liao wrecks all 4 Shubabbies
>Jin shits on Shu always
>Mission where everything dies in one hit
>Filled with archers
Whoever designed that knew exactly what he was doing.
Also, the town is working the PS4 way fucking harder than it should. My PS4's fans rev way up whenever I go back to the hub.
>>172461565
Damn, I can't remember it clearly now, so I'm not sure it was from the novel or not. But there was one version where during his standoff with the other side of the Shu troops, he yells something like, "WHO DARES TO FIGHT WEI YAN". Then Ma Dai or someone stabs him in the side.
Is there ANY adaption that treats him better?
>>172461693
>people legit leave Shu for last when playing
Except if you do that in 8, you end up starting the Jin story with no context for anything. The Shu story leads almost immediately into the Jin story, and without it, the first Jin mission makes no sense.
Y'know, why is it that I don't know of a parody of three kingdoms ala the likes of Sengoku BASARA, and the like?
>>172462370
It was in the novel. It was all a part of Kongming's plan..
>>172462370
Nope.
>DW has a dumb version but he and Mai Dai are friends. Even Pang Tong likes him.
Vs
>real life general who gets betrayed
>>172462461
Lol. No one played Jin after Shu.
>>172465584
>tfw doing Wei > Wu > Shu > Jin > Lu Bu/Other
>tfw no /eagg/ stars
>>172468248
Nah senpai.
Wei/Jin/Wu/Shu
>>172470206
nigga I just don't know about all that
>>172470206
What the fuck is wrong with you man
>>172470206
Are you crazy?
>>172470206
>ending a DW game with Shu
What a horrible way to end the experience.
*Teleports behind you*
*Attack your main camp*
I'm the only one who tired of this fucking shit every time?
I think musou games can have more problems than i thought
>>172472769
It doesn't bother me as much when there are actual troop movements, or the attackers appear out of a gate. But the invisible troops popping up for an ambush is dumb. It's totally possible for them to not show the ambushing officers and soldiers on your main map most of the time, but that still doesn't stop them.
That's kind of down on the lists of problems that Koei's musou games have, though.
Fate extella is out according to OP? How is it? I'm getting a PS vita soon and am thinking about checking that game out.
>>172473161
I hated this shit even back when i first time played DW4
DW9 need a big big changes
>>172473161
>That's kind of down on the lists of problems that Koei's musou games have, though.
Hmmm... In no particular order, what do you think are the top 3 problems plaguing KT musous?
>>172473569
>gameplay, especially fighting enemy officers; peons aren't fine but they're below the top3
>story, extend it enough to give all playable characters a few chances to shine, even if you're not the one playing as them, right now you can't get attached to them unless you're a DW oldfag/historyfag
>battles, right now nothing happens on the map outside of the place you're currently standing in, it's also a miracle if anyone other than you defeats an enemy officers
>>172473569
Corridor maps are disgusting
Stop using buzzword "Strategy"
They keep saying how cool there strategy is, but the only thing they doing is using "ambush " with army pops up from their ass or using fire attack
Writing that not shit
Dialogi are EXTREMELY childish and sometime cringy, meanwhile after some retarded cringe dialogue they try to force some over dramatic scene that just not fit.
>>172474481
>Corridor maps are disgusting
This more than anything else. Fuck.
This alone is why SW is always inferior to DW. I swear to god at LEAST half of all maps in SW corridors, and the ones that aren't probably have a corridor castle to run through.
>no horse zones
>>172473569
My Top 3
1. Bad AI
2. Corridor maps
3. Repeated dialog that gets annoying after 100 hours playing (ARE THERE NO HEROES LEFT IN THIS LAND?)
>>172474962
>3. Repeated dialog that gets annoying after 30 minutes playing
ftfy
btw good, intelligent critiquing from all of you guys. Wish KT could see this but they probably only read nips complaining that there aren't enough gay looking characters.
>>172474962
>3. Repeated dialog that gets annoying after 100 hours playing (ARE THERE NO HEROES LEFT IN THIS LAND?)
I don't understand how can Japs put up with even more repetition, since everyone is just saying "enemy officer defeated" instead of those slightly more in-character lines
>>172475162
Too bad KT dont listen to their western fans and only cares about japan's ones
And seeing how there gaems gets 9/10 in Japan, don't think we going to have many changes soon
>>172475162
/eagg/ discussing history
>shitposting, waifus, fights
/eagg/ discussing actual games
>constructive critique, tips and arguments
>>172458814
WO3 on PSP was the shit, spent like 100 hours on it
>mfw Arena from DW got remixed to literal god-tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_kHXMt9xIE
>City of flowers too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqaDRJNcaQw
>>172472052
I cant play Shu first. I played all the hypotheticals except Shu.
Probably one thing that annoys me the most is that they still delay events for queued messages. Especially when the messages are completely useless, like the number of enemies defeated or officer defeat annoucements. You should never have to play around with the fucking ingame save to get a gate to open quicker.
>>172475407
They say the same thing but in slightly different ways that don't work in english. There are so many characters that the overlap is making them change some of them, though.
>>172476393
DW8's hypotheticals are honestly pretty boring. It's not like Koei can't do interesting ones, so hopefully that will change in the next one.
>>172475960
>45 second samples
>>172476721
I liked Weis and Jins.
>keeping Sima Shi alive
>the whole Wei ending
>>172477279
>>the whole Wei ending
pls no
>>172476721
hopefully by 9 they separate important events and stupid shit into two different things
>alt f4 doesn't close the game
REEEEEEEE
>>172477993
The fact they still haven't done it after all these years has made me give up hope for that. I think the best they've done has removed the random officer congrats after a certain number of kills, but kept the kills announcement.
>>172473258
It's ok. Remember Gundam Musou 3: Hallways and Boxes the map? Extella took out the hallways, so the map is an interconnected series of boxes. Each box pretty much acts like a base in DW where you gotta kill dudes to take it over. These bases are directly tied to morale. I hope you like Nero/Tamamo/Altera because that's who you're gonna be playing as through the story, though you can switch to a set secondary character if you're wearing a mystic code that has that ability.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjvGja0WsvY&feature=youtu.be
More MS streaming git in here
>>172479148
Fuck I can't wait to play it. Gotta wait a little longer though.
>>172479148
Why nobody can stream this game in not shit quality?
>>172479335
>stopped wanting the game after those horrible kt streams
>after watching the streams today wanting the game again
>tfw still no english localization announcement
>tfw pretty good chance kt will just wait until right before E3
i have discovered that club is hard to play
>>172479148
>"when you have your allies out with you , you can buffer their commands during your attacks, like a long charge attack you can dash cancel with them then set something else up"
literally what does this even mean
>>172479148
muh dicc
>>172479148
>>172479335
>>172479574
>>172479856
>mfw Musou Stars looks so bad to me, i don't even want to play it for free
>>172480130
Someone give that poor little girl some pants
>>172480209
absolutely devilish
>>172480130
>>172480268
>>172480130
>>172480414
I want to fuck this book.
>>172462532
Because they never made a game out of Souten Kouro.
>tfw too smart for musou games
>>172474962
>2. Corridor maps
This isn't even a problem. I'd rather have compressed "corridor" maps akin to Basara than the neo-musou huge nothing battlefields that railroad your progress to green boxes.
>>172481329
>This isn't even a problem
well that's just, like, your opinion man.
>>172477710
Whats wrong with that ending?
>>172481329
I don't like you
Old DW games have nice and fun maps
New one have boring retarded corridors, you don't even feel like its battle, just go from point A to point B
Also fuck Basara its pure cancer
Dynasty Warriors Advance had the best maps
>>172448794
>>172449214
>X
Literally the worst of the bunch
The horrible AI and lack of features from previous officer games (like marriage) ruins the entire thing
>>172481823
The one with the Cai Wenji goosechase? Or the one with Cao Pi and friends fighting Zuo Ci and all his spooky ghosts?
Because I hated both.
>>172481909
>fuck Basara its pure cancer
>>172482438
Well then give your own recommendation you butthead.
>>172482640
VIII for officer gameplay
Skip ROTK and go with NA Iron Triangle for playing as a ruler
>>172454545
>>172455434
>>172456280
Didn't she just fled and that's it? Besides didn't she actually avenged her father in a dlc after she fled?
>>172482484
No I mean the ending scene where all the Wei characters are chilling.
is Souten Kouro any good?
>>172457951
>No they didn't. In fact they toned Shu dick-sucking down significantly compared to RTK
Not really, it's just that they try to make everyone look likeable in DW, so you're always fighting on the good, strong and smart side with events changing according to which faction you choose.
Most of the controversial stuff about Shu is either completely removed or overlooked too.
(also Shu officers get crazy stats in RTK games)
>-Guan Yu no longer gets his post-death appearances
I'm pretty sure that Guan Yu doesn't get post-death appearances in the Japanese version of the novel either, so Koei doesn't really deserve any credit here.
Also, the original post-death appearance in the Chinese novel was just him realizing he lived as a dickhead after being reprimanded by a monk.
>-Wei is both more moral and more competent, most of Cao Cao's petty evil actions were omitted or justified
Koei has got the portrayal of Wei from Souten Kouro, which was really popular when DW originally came out and glorified Cao Cao to a retarded degree, so this is kinda true, although you might also say that he's a very competent Machiavellian ruler in the novel too and it's not like DW delves in stuff like Liu Bei killing his adoptive son (who is the most closely related to the emperor) either.
>-Generally Liu Bei, Guan You and Zhang Fei feel less special simply because every other character was made into some supreme warrior
Yeah, I really liked the cutscene where Zhang Liao fought against all the brothers + Zhao Yun alone.
>Recruited characters don't carry over within the same route on NG+
I really don't understand why, unless some endings have obnoxious recruitment conditions.
>>172477279
I liked Wu's final confrontation and ending scene, but the setup for the ending route is so fucking contrived that it kinda ruins the whole thing.
>>172483698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBBVPSsFCUcS2 never ever.
>>172483698
The manga is pretty cool (although it was definitely more "fresh" when it originally came out, the Cao Cao revisionism is a bit overdone today), but it will never get translated entirely.
The anime adaptation is kinda crap, but you might have fun with the most ridiculous episodes.
>>172484636
wew
>>172484636
what's the .webm from?
>>172486408
Latest Cao Cao tv series, it came out quite a few years ago.
Not idea about where you can get a subbed version, I've been looking for it everywhere too.
These webms were posted by someone on /a/ ages ago.
wtf guys I thought it was preemptively decided that musou stars is shit
>>172487584
It was but then it turned out KT is just a master at making their own games look like shit
What will /eagg/ do with the event editor in the PUK?
>>172489019
Nothing.
>>172489019
Liu shan is to smart too fall for the sworn brother meme
>>172489068
>implying the event editor won't save the thread
I have so much ideas for it already.
>>172483698
It's ok. Cao Cao is the only good thing about the show. He's entertaining to watch.
Best Friends Forever <3
Alright, just bought Musou Stars.
Now for the wait. Wish me luck
>>172490543
Estimated arrival date?
>>172490778
Digital copy. Sorry I forgot to mention that.
So a few hours I guess.
>>172491265
Oh nice. Be sure to post impressions after you play some.
Particularly interested in how the Guan Yu fanboy plays since he's literally all we know about DW9.
>>172491376
On the subject on DW9.
When the hell are they gonna show the damn game?
I understand they had to focus on Musou Stars but we need a new DW.
It feels like it's been forever since this general was hyped for DW8 release. I miss the feeling.
>>172489019
>tfw DW 4 had the editor where you can make Liu Bei dance for Dong Zhou.
>tfw switch Sima Shi and Sima Zhao
Shi deserves Yuanji
>>172491721
Soonest I expect is two weeks from today. Latest I expect is right before E3.
source: my butt
>>172491376
Yeah I'll post impressions.
>>172491721
>tfw most gamers think Koei releases too much DW's
It's so frustrating. If only they fucking knew the struggle we're going through.
>>172472769
I'd love to see a stage that jabs at this Koei's cliche, like how they did it in Legend of Lu Bu.
Dong Zhuo: Ambush unit, attack!
Lu Bu: Oh no, an ambush! Where are they attacking from?
*Li Jue and gang teleport behind the enemy camp*
Li Jue: Hah! Bet you didn't expect there would be an ambush behind the enemy camp, huh?
Lu Bu: Sure didn't see that coming.
>>172492294
>tried playing LoLB
>got my ass kicked
How do I get git gud?
>>172475960
Full OST fucking when?
>>172492497
Save scumming. Or just use artmoney to boost all your officers stats.
Hey guys. I literally just bought a PS4 today, and I was really interested in Musou Stars.
I know it's out in Japan but not NA, but is there a way for me to buy it off the playstation store?
Sorry, super big playstation noob here, clearly.
>>172492939
Yes, google how to set up a Japanese PSN account and how to add money to said account.
>>172483318
>>172490241
really makes one ponder...
>>172468248
>>172470206
Wei->Shu->Wu->Jin
you can squeeze in Lu Bu before or after Jin depending on personal preferences
>>172492939
Get DW8XL if you just want to wait for Musou stars to get an English release. (Assuming you are new to the genre.)
>>172493421
>wanting to wash away the glorious aftertaste of Wei by going Shu next
Ugh.
>this chapter was suppose to reveal the eighth genius
>Instead we get some literal who eighth sima manlet who is suppose to be some type of badass
I'm getting real tired of ravages of time
Lu Bu's final hypothetical stage was the best thing they did in his story mode.
>>172495212
I stopped reading Ravages a while ago, but there really wasn't anyone interesting it could have been, was there?
KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGMMMMIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
What did they mean by this?
>>172498632
>nexon
no thank you
>>172498632
>mobile
One mobile game is enough for me.
>>172498632
Yeah, I'm not ever going to play that
>>172498632
Zhao Yun and Diaochan are going out, obviously.
>>172499012
Hey now, this isn't Ravages of Time.
>>172468248
>>172470206
>not playing all the historical missions and then the fantasy missions in chronological order
>>172499091
Are they banging there?
Why is he so based?
>>172500318
Well, Diao Chan is a guy that's a eunuch there, so I think not. Sima Yi uses him as a secret crossdressing agent or some shit. He manages to barely have anything to do with Lu Bu other than like one conversation, but shows up to die at Xia Pi anyway. Ravages is strange.
>>172501238
>only guy who treats Wei Yan fairly
>kills him in real life
Aw.
>>172489019
Overhaul into Berserk setting.
>>172501336
>but shows up to die at Xia Pi anyway
Lu Bu saved Xiao Meng's life after he got shot by Gan Ning so in a way, Xiao Meng owes Lu Bu a debt. Then there's Cao Xing who was Xiao Meng's mentor when he was still an eunuch for the royal palace. And lastly, Xiao Meng wanted to take revenge on Cao Cao for almost wiping out the Sima clan. He fucked up big time at Xia Pi, but he had pretty legit reasons for sticking with Lu Bu.
>>172504098
>kills Ma Dai
>ARE THERE NO HEROES LEFT IN THIS LAND
What do you think he meant by this?
>>172504638
Well, it's been so long that I read it that I can't remember any of that besides the Cao Xing connection. It just seemed like the author decided to send him there to off him since the Lu Bu storyline was over.
>>172504848
>It just seemed like the author decided to send him there to off him since the Lu Bu storyline was over.
He probably planned so. What else would he be able to do with Xiao Meng after Xia Pi?
>>172504978
Not a lot, but at the time I still thought they were going to do more with the Sima Yi stuff, but it ended up going to follow pretty much everyone else. I'd think about reading it again sometime, but now that I know a lot of the earlier weird plot twists I don't know if I would make it back to where I stopped. Wherever that was, maybe while they were setting up Guan Du.
>>172505294
RoT is one of the few comics where it's more interesting rereading, as you'd be able to understand more of the foreshadowing and callbacks and all. Though Lu Bu's demise was the peak of the series for me, Guan Du was pretty boring and it just goes downhill from there.
>>172505508
>Guan Du was pretty boring and it just goes downhill from there
>Souten Kouro anime ends at Guan Du
>Ravages manga goes on and becomes total shit
Sasuga
>>172505508
Right, the interpretation of Lu Bu was a pretty interesting one. Honestly, if they had used Diaochan the original way, it would have taken away from the scheming between him and Dong Zhou.
A reread of the Sun Ce parts would help me too, since his intro was confusing with the body double.
>>172490543
I loved Bujingai as a kid, I wonder if it actually holds up.
If it's still downloading and it's not maxing your connection, some things you can try to boost PSN download speed: pause/resume download to get a not-shit server, use Google DNS, run a speedtest through system settings, put the PS4 in rest mode.
All of those have varying results for different people at different times, so you may as well give some a try.
>>172505754
Let me break down the Sun Ce's intro then. When Sun Ce was first introduced, it was actually Ling Cao, not Sun Ce himself, and Sun Ce was the wimpy cousin one. The series doesn't tell us when Sun Ce had Ling Cao act in his place, but it's safe to say that Sun Ce plotted this even before he went under Yuan Shu.
The one who Ling Cao killed to impress Yuan Shu was Xu Gong. Later, Yuan Shu gave Ling Cao troops in exchange for the imperial seal. But, Yuan Shu told Ling Cao to rest at a deserted inn before taking off to Jiang Dong, Yuan Shu then notify the remnant of Xu Gong's men to that inn to take revenge for their lord. Ling Cao aka "Sun Ce" died at that inn, thus removing a potential threat to Yuan Shu. While all this was happening, the real Sun Ce had already taken the borrowed troops to another place and began his conquering of Jiang Dong.What I don't understand though is why the fuck did Sun Ce later send men to notify Yuan Shu that he's still alive.
>>172506694
Huh, okay. I probably just glossed over some of it then, since I wasn't expecting the switch and must have missed the reasoning. Granted, this was like 7 years ago.
>>172506370
>Admist all these ching chong nip nong, one man rose up and spoke proper English like the true man he is.
William is the hero we needed but doesn't deserved.
>>172506857
I didn't understand what the fuck was going on when I first read, either. Only on my second read that I figured out the fake Sun Ce was Ling Cao, and then only on the third reread that I noticed the one who killed Ling Cao was Gan Ning.
>>172506370
what a shitty font
>dream of Sima Yi leading army
>dream of him dying
>dream of myself crying because of it
>wake up still crying
DADUDU!
What's the comfiest /eagg/?
>>172508509
Comfiest what?
>>172508689
/eagg/ related game. Scene. Music. Art. Waifu? I don't know. I'm lonely.
>>172508509
Some kind of empires
>>172508756
The waiting for the thread to reach page 10 and bump it game.
>>172508509
As much as I hate that term, here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn6gyAbAd70
>>172508935
i play that game a lot
>>172509070
kek
>>172508509
Ohh, this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-07MevCwwoA
>>172508756
>song
Sorrow. The song when Xiahou Yuan dies. :(
>>172509169
I prefer Limpid Luster myself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6phwjnWWRs
>>172508509
https://youtu.be/M7PTqFcZ6Fg
Nostalgia is one hell of a drug.
>>172509184
This one?
https://youtu.be/Rro_mRHEzbc
>>172509549
Yeah :(
>>172509070
>You will never be a dynasty warrior
why
>>172509782
>you will never forge a friendship on the field of battle
>you will never serve under a wise and just lord to reunite a nation riven by war
>you will never set aside sword and armor to work among the frightened peasants to sow new crops in fields burnt by bandits
>you will never shut your eyes a final time, surrounded by those bitterly weeping at the passing of such a great hero
i can't
>>172508509
Sengoku BASARA 2 or 3.
>>172510259
>You will never got an arrow shot straight into your eyeball
>You will never got an arrow shot right into you crotch
>You will never got your body sliced in half from the shoulder to the hip
>You will never got so infuriated that you cough up blood everywhere
>>172510705
>you will never burn a sorcerer to death and then die in slow agony over the course of weeks before your great potential could be realized
>you will never get boiled alive by a fatass
>you will never get ill on campaign and literally shit yourself to death
On second thought, maybe I should be happy with what I have.
>>172509169
>>172509251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTJJA8eo0Qk
>>172511171
>Open box
>Gracia is not inside
>It's shit
>>172511171
I don't get the appeal of that lady.
>>172511365
Jiggleboobs McSugartits
>>172511689
Yeah, but. There are loads of boobs out there.
>>172511721
But that's her ONLY appeal.
>>172511792
She apologizes a lot too or something.
>>172509169
>>172509251
>>172511171
>Limpid Light
>Limpid Luster
>Limpid Water
They must be connected somehow.
>>172509070
wooow bravo koei
>>172489019
Who knows. Depends how long the events can be.
>>172455434
>>172456280
>>172454545
>>172489019
HARD
COREconsensual
DICKING
>>172515408
>consensual
You monster
>>172515062
Imperial Father, grant me 1,000 elite cavalry troops, and I will hunt down all those who slander the name of Lady Lu!
>>172489019
>start of the conquest of Shu
>battle of Fancheng
>takeover of Jing
>battle of Xiaoting
>battle of Wuzhang planes
>incident at Gaoping Tombs
Basically, force some map/personnel changes. I've been rather happy with how the historical events work, so I'd like to expand them.
>>172516210
Granted! After I make sure that the capital is safe and secure for Lady Lu, I'll join you myself!
>>172516445
Don't forget
>battle of Wancheng
>Ma Teng/Cao Cao and Ma Chao murder event
>battle of Hefei
And I guess the late-game shit like Zhuge Dan, Deng Ai, Zhong Hui, etc.
Apparently a part of the DLC includes two scenarios, one where Dong Zhuo returns, and another one where Liu Yan, Liu Biao, and Liu Yu declare themselves emperor. Surely the strategists of eagg can design a scenario that will delight even the Heavens!
>>172516704
considering I'm the only person in the world who cares about Liu Yu, I will make historical path for him, his men and Gongsun Zan's atrocities after the fact to tie into the actual events.
then I'll make a hypo meme scenario where Liu Yu overcomes the horsefucker tyrant and eventually unites all of China.
>>172516704
>battle of Wancheng
>Ma Teng/Cao Cao and Ma Chao murder event
Yes, forgot about these, and Wu succession crisis as well.
I also thought about adding more Jin characters, and using an event that would split the realm between the 8 princes so that later wars can be played through.
>>172516646
We have ambushed and slain over 600 degenerates and slanderers. We have discovered a cache of cattle and captured women in their camps, and we have taken their banner!
We are now proceeding onward to their main camp. Chancellor, what will we do about the captured supplies and the prisoners?
>>172516704
I'll try to make some of my OC events first too see how good the event editor is, and if it's thorough enough I'll try to recreate some missing events from past games, especially VIII's ones.
why is Lu Xun a fuccboi?
>>172516980
>have to have the year go up to 300 and beyond
I hope it allows to to go beyond a certain timeframe, and Jesus it would be event heavy with leadership CONSTANTLY changing
how will you accurately tell the tale of the War of the 8 princes without Liu Yuan and his Han Zhao state or the other kingdoms that arose in Northern China after the 8 princes stopped having a pissing contest?
>>172517262
The end date of RoTK13 is 350 I believe, so it's possible.
And I don't know yet, gotta first check out what sort of things can we do with tools given in the PUK.
>>172516862
>I'm the only person in the world who cares about Liu Yu
No. There is another.
Here's a screencap for those who think Gongsun Zan being the worst Asian ever is a joke
>>172517028
The women shall be escorted back to the capital and provided shelter until we can find where their homes are. They are to be respected and treated well by the soldiers, if anyone disregards this, they will be executed. As for the cattle, they are to return to the capital as well, have the men seek out Li Ru, tell him to redistribute them among the farmers and peasants of the city.
>>172517380
I can't imagine they'll give us too much to work with.
>Koei has a sleeper agent posting in /eagg/
>BAOs back to his superiors that anons on the internet have more ideas and ambitions than their workers do
>Koei gives us barebones editor to restrict how great of a game we could make it
>>172517556
>remember being in that thread
>2014
damn
>>172517597
>families were reunited, and prosperity became the standard in the capital under Dong Zhuo's rule
>commoners, soldiers, and nobles alike were able to enjoy a harmonious life under the benevolent guidance of Chancellor Dong Zhuo
>the era of peace was close at hand
BAAOOOOOOO
We swarmed their main camp and captured most of the enemy officers, and they are now awaiting judgement. We have seized many copies of slanderous doujins and are gathering them up to be burnt.
Upon hearing of the treatment of his daughter, lord Lu Bu is chasing down the enemy leaders, but I fear an ambush! Do we pursue Lu Bu?
>>172489019
"What happened to Lu Lingqi after Xiapi" scenario
I already have nice ideas
>>172518689
The captured officers are to be executed and have their heads displayed at the front of the army. Depending on what this man has in mind, his drawn and quartered corpse may be delivered to the enemy leaders as a warning. All depending of course.
And as for Lu Bu, I shall aid him myself. I will take 100 crack troops with me, tell the men to rest for one day, then we launch our final assault.
>>172518707
To come out alone... This ought to be good!
>>172518707
>depending on what this man has in mind
*
I hope dw 9 implements aging system like what they did in sanadamaru, it was such nice feature
>>172520884
this
it's so jarring to see young sima yi being told he's being forgetful in his retirement by chunhua
>>172520884
Ah yes the aging "system"
I do hope Koei not going to be lazy shit again and add few skins to models
How hard to add beard to Sima Yi, gray hair to Guan Yu etc
Shit should be in DW games years ago
>>172520884
they'd probably only do it for certain characters
the card game or whatever the fuck that was had characters at different ages (young Cao Cao, old Sun Quan (I think), not pedobait Qiaos, etc.)
>>172521482
Liu Bei, Cao Cao, Sun Quan, Zhuge Liang and Sima Yi are guarantee to have aged models, since they are the leaders of their respective forces and are active for a long period of time, the rest to have aged models probably would depend on how long they live and how much Koei like them, so I think Zhao Yun, Jiang Wei and Sima Zhao have very good chance.
>>172521928
i'd love to see older zhao yun wearing helmet like in rotk
>>172519246
I was inspired by very interesting doujinshi...
>>172523204
Considering there is only one such doujinshi, only death remains for you.
what's your favourite doujin /eagg/?
>>172523597Lu Lingqi one
>Almost nogoodmusou porn
Knowing how popular this game in japan, i still can't understand why barely any porn
>>172523597
none of them are really that good, but the one where dong zhuo fucks the qiaos and mind breaks them
then it's revealed it's all a dream brought on by the qiaos after they give him a concussion
>>172524898
>URC will never go back to draw fun and silly doujin like this
>all of their doujin now are just rape or blackmail
Feels bad, man.
Are there any good NON-H doujins
Like, just our heroes having a fun time, or a decent account of a famous battle or scene not very well depicted in the games?
Asking for my friend
>>172525328
We dont even have good H doujins
>>172525328
The only one I could think of is this crossover with Touhou. I'm sure there are plenty of comfy 4koma out there but it never got scanned.
>http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/2641
>>172525376
Instead of carnal desire we should look to self-cultivation as our main source of pleasure.
If you redefine your notion of good in this way, you are sure to live a more fulfilling life!
>>172525423
I don't really understand... but it was a pleasant read, thank you.
>>172526050
Let me guess, you're unfamilliar with Touhou?
>>172526265
I played I think a bit of 6 or 7, the scarlet something. I'm not amazing with those sorts of dodging games and I wasn't familiar with the world/story.
>>172526393
is this SFM
>>172526776
Idk, probably. I grabbed it from one of these threadsback in 2015
>>172525198
>Momoya Show-Neko used to draw wacky doujins like Guan Ping/Xingcai with a sex loving SSX
>now she just draws raperaperape
Is she trying to tell us something?
>>172528465
Women are heartless monsters who could never understand the hearts of men
Women are inferior to men!
>>172523417
And so, peace was brought to the land.
Dong Zhuo held a feast in the capital, and every pious and virtuous citizen was invited, and a grand time was had by all.
>>172529776
Under his reign, banditry and insurgence dwindled over time, and harvests became bountiful, signifying the approval of Heaven. The wise warlords in surrounding provinces soon submitted to Dong Zhuo's wisdom, charisma, and influence, properly identifying him as the best candidate to uphold the Han. In the case of the slightly slower warlords, the Chancellor made use of their indecisiveness as a teachable moment, and soon all the people across the land became aware of the Imperial Father's name and works.
Thanks to the Chancellor's foresight, even after his passing (for which everyone mourned;_;) the land was free from strife and struggles, as he outlined governmental and infrastructural checks so as to keep everyone accountable and satisfied. Thus, the Han dynasty was continued in prosperity to this day, thanks to the work of a big man - with an even bigger heart.
The End
All I want from DW9 is for Guan Yinping to lol consistent pretty and not...squidgy, under certain lights and angles.
>>172530004
All I want from DW9 is for Guan Yinping died in horrible death
>>172530004
To look consistently pretty, even. I mean, when you've got a rival stunner like Xingcai around, you gotta step up your game.
>>172529935
what else bedtime story do you want, my lord?
>>172508325
Reminder that only a genius like Zhuge Liang could have fended off Wei for as long as he did, even throwing them off balance at times. A dead Kongming frightens a living Zhongda.
>>172530397
>>172524004
It might just not get scanned
>>172530215
Tell me a story of how Liu Yu, a man after my own heart, helped to unite the Han, in spite of Gongsun Zan aka bestiality boy trying to get the best of him.
Also where is my son what is he doing
>>172530798
>>172531253
t. zGAY LIEong
Quick, say one (1) nice thing about your least favourite character
And none of that
>she's good at being stupid
nonsense, I want you to put you'r'e heart into it, spread some of that human niceness around!
>>172531509
At least Zhuge Liang waset as gay as Lui Bei
>>172531509
Zhuge Liangs wife is hot
>>172531509
Mitsunari doesn't really deserve his demise, I guess? He was just too socially awkward so the misunderstanding between him and others just got escalated too muchaka shit writing.
>>172531509
Cao Cao was really smart
>>172531509
Cao Cap was at least a mediocre Chancellor, even if his other, more eminent contemporaries surpassed him.
>>172531509
He was a good domestic minister.
>>172531509
full devotion until death indeed
>>172532127
>held off Wei, with it's much larger forces and a more secure agricultural base, and fought them to a standstill on their territory
>just a good domestic minister
Tell me again how the great and mighty Wei couldn't overcome someone who was just a "good domestic minister."
http://poal.me/asfvnl
Best DW character? Ever?
>>172532676
>Adou is second behind little Meng
>>172532585
>held off Wei
he attacked Wei multiple times, the only time he held them off was during the third campaign I suppose you could call it
>fought them to a standstill in their territory
every one of his northern campaigns were failures and his advance was blunted by Cao Zhen and Sima Yi every time
>Tell me again how the great and mighty Wei couldn't overcome someone who was just a "good domestic minister
Fine, he was good at laying ambushes when retreating from his disastrous campaigns that drained Shu of men, food, gold and time.
>>172532585
Easy, Wei was fighting a real threat called Wu at the time, which was a kingdom that surpassed Shu twice not only in population and territory but also talents.
You're also mistaken in how "standstill" is somehow similar to "victory". When you defend like Wei did, standstill can be a victory, but the goal of Shu was always Changan, which they never came close to.
Ironically, the only person who made a competent plan on how to capture the city was Wei Yan, but sleepy dragon didn't listen to him.
>>172520884
That design makes him look like E Huan.
>>172509070
what did he mean by this
>>172518707
>>172523204
tell me more...
>>172509070
Let me guess, he says "Truly, we are all the true Musou Stars™!" in the ending.
>>172533221
>>172533451
Operational offensives to achieve the strategic defensive. If Zhuge Liang had allowed Wei to mass their forces for a determined attack, as what did eventually happen with Zhong Hui, Shu would never have been able to defend against a determined Wei attack. Instead, because of his incursions into Wei territory, Wei was never able to repeat their attempts at attacking Shu, like they tried in 230, until after Zhuge Liang died.
>didn't think of Shu as a threat
Which is why Wei left experienced and talented generals like Zhang He on the Shu front, right ? ;^)
>>172533839
Don't you have some venomous rats to be feeding?
Do you think that Wei could've beaten both Wu and Shu if Cao Chong or Cao Zhang became the Emperor instead of Cao Pi?
>>172534569
>Cao Chong
too early to tell, it's certainly possible but he easily could have turned into another Cao Zhi
>Cao Zhang
probably not the best choice, better as a fighter than a ruler
>>172534187
That may be a sound short term strategy, but what he was doing was pissing off mediocre manpower that Shu had into a Wei meatgrinder.
How exactly was he preventing an assault by Wei when his 10 armies where thwarted at Chencang by 1000 men?
>>172491376
Alright so I just started MS and played as William for most of the time. His attacks are straight out of Nioh but he's still fun to use.
The game feels good so far. You can roll again like in Samurai Warriors 2. The roll can be used to cancel the cool down of a charge attack.
There is horse so you run around like in one piece games. I prefer this.
The card assists are useful. Musou Fever is fun since it completely fills the screen with enemies.
The officer ai seems more active. I'm mainly talking about fighting other playable characters. The generics seem about the same as other musous.
Idk how the cards work yet.
There's a lot of missions in the story mode. Seems like the content is there unlike in Berserk Musou. Good music too.
>>172534569
cao chong dies to early to make judge, but at most he probably be just another cao rui although he might be good as commander instead
cao zhang would make another sun hao and would make wei crumble easily
>>172534404
get outta here guanzhong
>>172534847
The extensive drain on manpower and resources Wei was forced to expend on keeping the cities and outlying commanderies around Chang'an well-garrisoned just because there was a constant threat from Zhuge Liang, not to mention Sima Yi's need to maintain several times Zhuge's own number in the field whenever Zhuge Liang was actually campaigning. In other words, Zhuge Liang was tying up several times more Wei forces and materiel than he himself was actually fielding.
Therefore, not only was this taking away the strategic initiative that Wei would have needed to actually launch an attack, it was giving ample opportunities for Wu to attack as well, which is exactly why Zhuge Liang always entreated them to actually do something. But, alas, Wu was incompetent and lacked talent, and therefore was never able to press the advantage Zhuge gave them.
>>172508509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7KyttXlOV8
Every other answer is wrong.
I head Lui Bei was gay
Is that true?
>>172535069
Another about William, they kept the ki pulse from Nioh so you can do it after charge attacks. It's makes the charge attacks a more powerful version of the regular one. It's great.
>>172536491
Holy shit, comfy hayabusa.
>>172535069
>>172536868
So what characters are available from the start?
>>172535085
Confess. The truth will be revealed.
>>172537406
William
Ryu
Sophie
Arnice
Zhao Yun
Opoona
Rio
Laegrinna
Kasumi
Ooka
Nobunyaga
yukimura
Hajime blue hair guy
>>172537715
This general is too Sinocentric
>>172535069
Cards are the replacement for weapons.
>>172537909
And you can choose 4 or 5 characters to a team?
Why isn't Guan Yu in Musou Stars?
>>172538046
I said confess
>>172538704
too slow
How is she so pure?
Anyone playing Unleashed?
>>172539315
one must ponder upon the final fate of Lu Lingqi after the disastrous defeat of her father at Xiapi...
>>172539513
I'm not that desperate for DW yet
>>172538495
Yeah once you recruit enough characters in the story mode.
You pick the main character then 4 assists.
>>172539315Xiapi
>>172539543
She found a time portal and fell through it into my loving arms
>>172539570
So you start off with just the main you pick and pick up others along the way? Or can I pick Ryu and 4 other characters from this list >>172537909 right off the bat?
>>172539608RAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPE
>>172539543
>>172539608
>>172539875
There is no place in the land for people like you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_kHXMt9xIE
After hearing that, I would hope that DW9 features more orchestral tracks than electric guitar
>>172539979
We all know that's never going to happen.
>>172539772
No. You pick one person then get people along the way.
>>172538537
not poster boy or favorite waifu
Shhhh, Zihuan is sleeping.
>>172538537
You need promote a game, or win retarded japan popularity contest, to be in the game
5 fun facts about Guan Yinping
1.She's Cute
2.She's Strong
3.I Love her!
4.Guan Yinping!
>>172541878
1.She is retarded
2.She is cancer
3.She is not even exist in history
4.Only degenerates likes her
>>172542087
The game is barely based on history as it is
>>172542518
Doesn't mean you have to put character up from your ass
Especially when so many good historical ones are still not in game
>>172542653
No one gives a shit about historical accuracy. ow do you want another Wei Yan or Guan Suo?
>>172542518
You know there's still a difference between creating a cartoon character based on a small handful of historical facts and a name of a guy from 2000 years ago, and just making shit up with literally zero historical basis.
>>172542759
I still wait when they going to make a proper WeI Yan
>>172543114
Did he have some good feats in the novel? I don't remember him actually defeating anyone famous or fighting off hundreds of guys or anything. Ma Chao fought Zhang Fei/Xu Zhu, Huang Zhong fought Guan Yu.. etc.
Obviously, historically, most of these guys were not really awesome warriors, so I'm talking about the RoTK version.
>>172543843
At least he wasn't a fucking retard
How did he go from this
>>172545295
to this?
>>172544521
That's a pretty low bar to meet though.
Was Wei Yan better than someone like Ma Dai or Liao Hua, for example?
>>172545295
>>172545467
koei really pushing their agenda, and very biased to some characters
Irl Zhang Fei was dumb, fat, alcoholic
In game he looks like pretty bodybuilder
Pic related
Nice "historical" """simulator""" Koei
AAAAA
>>172545467
vanilla is uglier
>>172521045
I actually like it. It makes everyone feel more like a timeless hero than a real human being.
>>172523597
That one where Lu Xun gets turned into a girl is excellent.
>Sima Yi, scared and helpless, dismounted, clasped his arms about his two sons, and wept, saying, "My sons, we three are doomed!"
SIMASHITS BTFO
B
T
F
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>>172531509
Guan Yu makes a great final boss every time he appears, even better when backed by his family.
>>172539543
She was escorted to the capital and probably lived a somewhat normal life until her death, unless she was a victim of some of the mass exterminations later.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEm5waCIRIs
Can't wait to have kids withLu Lingqi
>All koei-tecmo's promotional material is gameplay of the furry loli girl
Japan is truly a bastion of culture and art
>>172549017
>doesn't realize the furry base is almost exclusively homosexual men rather than heterosexual pedophiles
KT can't even get that right.
>>172542087
>3. She is not even exist in history
She did actually, Guan Yu’s SGZ mentions Sun Quan attempting to arrange a marriage between one of his sons and Guan Yu’s daughter. Guan Yu refused this and insulted the messenger. In 263, after Shu was conquered by Wei, Pang De’s son Pang Hui killed her and every member of Guan Yu’s family.
>>172543843
In the novel, he kills Han Xuan to save Huang Zhong iirc. He also kills Wang Shuang (Skilled Wei officer at Chencang.)
>>172549260
At best she was only barely menton in ROTK
But never in real life
>>172545467
The fat version is actually more accurate though, the SGZ mentions people burning a candle on his stomach and being surprised that it was still burning when they came back later.
>>172549409
Do you think he's on the same tier as the top tier officers in each kingdom? (Novel of course).
I was always fascinated by Wei Yan, since he's sorta like the 6th tiger general of Shu.
>>172549465
She's mentioned in the SGZ though, so she did exist in real life.
>At first, Sun Quan sent an emissary to Guan Yu relating his wish for a marriage be arranged between his own son and Guan Yu’s daughter.
http://kongming.net/novel/sgz/guanyu.php
She wasn't as important as DW makes her out to be sure, but she did exist.
>>172549542
>the SGZ mentions people burning a candle on his stomach and being surprised that it was still burning when they came back later.
>>172549465
>real life
Doesn't matter
>>172549689
BAH i bet another Shu propagandaWhy KT call her fictional tho?
>>172549574
I’d say he was at least on the level of most top-level generals. Xiahou Yuan, Xu Huang, Zhang He, Jiang Qin, Ding Feng, Guo Huai, etc. I don’t think I’d put him on quite the same level as guys like Cao Cao, Lü Meng, and Sima Yi, but he was very good.
>>172549846
Think of it like this, the person themselves existed but literally everything they do in Koei games is fictional so their basically a fictional character.
>>172549846
Well, she isn't named in SGZ. Maybe that's why.
>>172549542
>>172539543
Zhang Liao saved her and kept her at Hefei.
>>172546851
T. Zhuugay Liang
>>172549693
>>172550062
I shit you not, that is what it says.
>Dong Zhuo’s body was displayed in the city center. Dong Zhuo was fat and in the heat his fat flowed onto the ground. The men guarding the corpse made a great lamp and set it up on Dong Zhuo's navel and lit it, and it burned clear and bright till dawn. This went on for several days.
http://the-scholars.com/viewtopic.php?t=18448
>tfw I can finally play ROTK on Xbox
http://gematsu.com/2017/03/romance-three-kingdoms-xiii-fame-strategy-expansion-pack-announced-xbox-one-version-coming-west
>>172546851
Delete this right now mods
>>172550131
Actually this one is one of the most realistic possibilities
the other one isRAPE
Why are there so few game series besides Koei stuff featuring hot girls in stylistic armors? It's literally the best thing in the world.
>>172550581
You are not welcome here
What's the verdict on Toukiden 2?
>>172550967
It's not bad
I have faith in open world meme for DW9
>>172551135
I think I'll get it. The demo seemed meaty and it'll tie me over until the new MH. Parrying with the demon hand is really cool too.
>>172550704
>Bunch of people are posting musou doujin posts
>rape rape rape rape rape
u wot m8
>>172550967
>>172551257
It's great. It's hard to compare to Monhun, since it's their second game, so the monster roster and such are not as complex. However, the improvements from the first game were subtle but significant in gameplay, immersion, and story.
I too >>172551135 am excited for DW9's open world knowing what the direction they took with Toukiden 2.
Definitely grab it. It's a different game but if you like Musou and Monhun, you'd love it.
>>172551265
They doing it ironicali hope
>>172550426
Based Zhao YunWhat the fuck are is going on?
>>172550426
That Nioh gut keep speaking english, while everyone else speaks japanese
I bet they think he is retarded
>>172551430
Cool, thanks my man. Do you happen to know how many large Oni there are? I've seen there's 10 Giants but I assume that doesn't include shit like the Manhunter. If it does then that makes me sad
>>172550549
>raping the daughter of Lu Bu
>Zhang Liao finds out
This is fanfic material. Someone write it.
TELL ME ABOUT THE EIGHT GENIUS, WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?!?
>Fate gets an ayy lmao as "chacha"
>we get a goddess
What went so right lads?
>>172552208
lotta loyalty for a hired spear
So did Wu win in the end?
Shu
>wanted to restore Han
>Han bites the dust
Wei
>wanted to unite China
>didn't make it
Jin
>wanted to get rid of imbeciles
>Jin becomes so incompetent barbarians destroy it
Wu
>wanted to make south STRONK
>south is actually pretty string even today
>>172552556
Do the people in the south in modern times worship Wu for their prosperity?
>>172552436
We also got loli as bonus
>>172552649
They probably suck Zhuge Liang's dick like the rest of China.
>>172552556
Well technically Wei win
Jin establish right before fall of Wu, and jin is pretty much Wei anyway
>>172552843
They were defeated by fucking barbarians. Decline of Wu was pretty bad but at least they weren't overrun by wild niggers.
>>172552056
There's like 22 large and 6 medium. The "reskinned" versions actually have new moves, so it feels more than that.
Again, it's no monhun, and you will run into the same ones a lot early on. However, as you get further into the game, the variety definitely opens up. Random events start to throw really hard but monsters at you instead of 10 small spiders, for example.
WTF I love furries now?
Let's play some Koei cards against humanity /eagg/, get in here.
http://pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=118
>>172557983
Passworded
>>172558247
Ah whoops, its eagg.
These are great.
>>172552076
Eh sure why not.
Expect it in about a month or so.
This must happen.
>>172550274
How fucking bored do you have to be to look at the corpse you're guarding and wonder how good of a candle it would make.
>>172562710
NO
A CURSE ON YOU I PLACE YOU WILL STOP WRITING IT 1/2 THROUGH
>>172563380
That's one common curse.
>>172563536
It is.
It's been affecting me for quite a while.
>>172562710
Alternative: Lu Lingqi disguises herself and, remembering that Liu Bei once called her father a brother, goes to them as the last possible place for protection. Because BENEVOLENCE, Lu Lingqi is accepted, comes friends with Xingcai and Yinping, and later they go compare each other's steamy baozi in a hot spring.
>>172563975
That sounds like the set up for a wacky yuri sitcom.
Lu Lingqi is for __________?
>>172565017
Yes.
>>172565058
Cao Cao's use
>>172565058
Putting into the finestrapeshack
>>172565017
Well, there was the one doujin about how Yue Ying and Sun Shang Xiang get together after finding out everyone in Shu is a fag so there are no men to go to. The artwork was kind of garbags like every DW doujin, though.
>>172552675
>Makeup on 10 years old kid
Bravo Japan
>>172562710
Good. I hope its a good ending. They deserve happyness.
>>172567287
>no men
Wei Yan best boy.
>>172569707
You don't know about the child beauty pageants in the West, especially the US? And those are actual kids.
>>172569962
We don't talk about that anon...
>>172569815
Yeah, I promise nothing too memey or twisted.
>>172569929
that's why Zhuge Liang hated him, he impregnated his foreign waifu
I didnt have high expectations, but this game is pretty baller and good for wasting time.
>>172571937
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.nexon.dynastywarriors
>Nexon
>Mobile game
Should i ever waste my time to download this, is it any good?
>>172573152
>missions take less than 3 minutes
>you can have a team of whoever you want
>no need to buy anything
>it's free
don't know why you wouldn't
>>172573964
Oh well, it cant be that bad, guess i try
>>172492573
if no one has posted it yet I got my treasure box coming in the mail. I will rip the CD that it comes with.
>>172574998
You performed great as always, there was no need for my strategy
>>172576029
what the big dumb bubbling heck did kt mean by this
>>172576029
Who's that?
I'm going to make a list of all the characters that KOEI is ignoring that are actually really important. And then I'm going to paste it whenever another Guan babby or literally fictional character is added.
>>172576281
This seriously has to be the biggest dick move in the entire three kingdoms period. poo gay is such a piece of shit.
>>172576281
Up until 8 it was Xun Yu and Han Dang. And if you can find enough stuff for Chen Gong to be a playable officer you sure can make Li Su a playable officer.
Question. Is Dynasty Warriors Next any good? I just bought a Vita and I want to relive the fun I had with Dynasty Warriors and Volume 2 on my PSP.
>>172576029
I SHALL RETURN. REMEMBER THAT.
>>172578416
I have Next and yeah it's p dang good. WO3U/SW4/DW8CE are all better tho if you haven't already played them.
>>172578416
>Warriors on PSP
>Fun
Anyway Next is better but still meh
>>172579152
The PSP port of WO2 was pretty good considering the hardware it was on
It was also the closest we ever got to Orochi Z
>Page 10
>>172582686
Liu Bei? More like Liu Gei amirite?
Memes aside
Is she literally the worst character in DW games?
I cant find more useless and fucking bad writer characters as this bitch
>>172582765
D-DELETE THIS, IT DOESN'T COUNT IF YOU'RE DRUNK REEEEEEEEEE
>>172583337
Her brother Suo and his bitch are still worse.
>>172583337
You've obviously never come across Bao Sanniang
>>172584065
Well yeah, because that fucking bitch are not even in story mode
What's the point having her in game again? Wasting a character slot
>>172584267
Maybe someone in Koei likes to fuck DW cosplayers, because that seems to be the only benefit from having BAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO in the roster.
>>172583337
She's cute, therefore more important than most of the cast.
>>172586374
I fail to find her cute
>>172586637
I'm sorry about that.
>>172586637
thats because she's not cute
>>172586637
>>172586864
sorry for your blindness
5 fun facts about Liu Bei:
1. He's my brother
2. He's Benevolent
3. I love him
4. Benevolence!
>not cute
>>172586637
I agree. While her design might be OK in and of itself, she is tainted by the name of her father and whenever I see her or her brothers I don't see them as people but as extensions of Guan Yu, who I dislike.
>>172587120
Only if u fat neckbeard basement dweller
>>172586928
im sorry i have my own opinion
shes better than bao sanniang at the very least
>not
>cute
>>172587248
Where do you think you are?
>>172587119
5. He's a master conesseur of human flesh!
>>172587119
You forgot number 5. Gay
CUTE
>>172587120
>>172587320
Sorry, I find Zhang Liao much more cuter
Very cute!
>>172587120
>>172587320
>>172587565
It's time for Shuposting.
5 Fun Facts about Lu Lingqi
1. She's Cute
2. She's Tough
3. I Love her
4. Do Pursue
>>172588005
5. Lu Lingqi!
>>172588005
5. always makes you wonder what happened to her after xiapi...
>>172588005
5. Xiapi
>>172588134
>>172588181
>>172588408
>>172588481
>>172587653
No lie Guan Xing would look great in drag.
JUST
>>172589914
Zhang Bao stop posting
>>172545467
You could say it was the result ofthe ravages of time.
>>172588005
>she has voice lines for Capture of Puyang and the Battle of Dingtao
They clearly meant for her to be playable in the story mode at those points, did we really need to have Zhang Liao have two more slots?
>>172552436
>Doesn't act like the whore she historically is
Into the trash she goes.
I thought she was supposed to be ugly?
>>172591327
The stupid excuse they made in the game they added her was that she spread a rumor that she was ugly to chase off people that wanted her just for her looks. They haven't really mentioned it since.
>>172591327
She works for Shu, she has an ugly personality.
Is this true?
5 Fun Facts About Sanada Yukimura!
1) Loyal
2) Never gives up
3) Naive
4) Strong
5) YUKIMURAS!
>>172591327
Oh, and to add to that, she ended up with Zhuge Liang instead, who just wanted to marry her to exploit her inventions. So I guess she sort of got what she deserved.
>>172591672
No, they are all dicks. That's how TK works.
>>172591672
Wu: Are people who want to be left alone
Shu: Are Zhuge Liang's bitches, and Zhuge Liang takes advantage of weak people
Wei: Want to actually unite the land and end the war, but evil Shu keeps stopping their plans at every turn
>>172591701
>Sengoku Jidai
>>172591327
>red hair
She is.
>>172591672
>>172592106
You want to say that again, faggot?
>>172593009
Poor Munna...Y--y-you get off of her now!
>>172546018
>dumb
Only in the novel, and he's one of the few characters to actually get some development, he comes up with some good tactics after learning from Kongming.
Him being some comic relief is just a tv-series/videogame thing.
>fat
He was never fat
>alcoholic
Again, novel only
>>172550426
>>172578416
Next is cancer incarnate
>reach for your bag of cheetos
>they're empty
>reach for your 40L bottle of Mountain Dew
>it's full of piss
>realize you haven't been to the store in several months
>get up from your desk
>go out to the front door
>open it
>see this
What do?
>>172595523
Be Xu Zhu.
>>172595523
Tell him he's an idiot for geting tricked to going over to Wei, then go upstairs and hang myself.
>>172449214
>large roster
>30 characters
What, was Berkserk Musou this guy's first musou?
>>172590771
>not wanting more Zhang Liao
Fag
>>172596769
Well, large in terms of original characters I think is fair to say. Even Kasumi who's technically a reoccurring character from WO3U is basically a brand new character since her new moveset is entirely melee and hadoukens.
>>172595523
Ask him how his mother is doing.
>>172596769
30 is fairly large for the first iteration. DW2 only has 28 characters with most of them being clones of each other, and SW only has 15. The problem about MS cast though is that DW and SW characters are still the most featured, and they wasted 3 slots for OC furries and 5 FUCKING SLOTS FOR THOSE DOA SLUTS.
>>172597295
Nothing wrong with DOA sluts, but those furries really need to go. I'd rather have some Nioh versions of historical characters.
Could he be a Musou character?
>>172598151
I don't know who he is, so probably not.
>>172593442
Fuck off pedo
If Magic doesn't exist, and even the leading magician of the day doesn't believe in magic. How does Zhong Hui's weapons work?
>>172599452
He has secret mind powers to make his swords float.
>>172599452
He's a jedi.
Xu Shu is the best Shu!
>>172599680
he's not even even shu
>>172599452
magnets
>>172598151
Only if you include the drow women.
I don't get how story mode works in DW8XL
i've already beat the historical route, if i want to go back and play through the missions, i know i can play one stage and do it. But what if I want to do a whole playthrough? I put the "play all" button but then it warns me that it's going to override my saved progress.
So does that mean that I lose the timeline I've already done? Do I have to really play each hypothetical mission individually and go back to the main menu each time?
>>172601625
No it's just the save point that you're at in the storyline, just don't select New Game
>>172601625
You don't lose the timeline. But if you want to play the hypothetical route, you gotta get all of the stared objectives completed perfectly as you go through the stages again. You could get the star objectives individually first then start a new playthrough.
>>172531509
Bao probably has good pussy.
How the hell is SW4-II so goddamn trash
>>172603132
It's Japan and not China
>>172603509
kek
School me on Gongsun Zan.
What makes him so notorious and hated?
>>172603984
You could always read a bio, but just Ctrl-F Liu Yu in this thread if you want to read about why some posters here don't like him.
>>172603984
He's just an all around awful person.
>http://xuesanguo.tumblr.com/post/148280006149/81-g%C5%8Dngs%C5%ABn-z%C3%A0n-%E5%85%AC%E5%AD%AB%E7%93%9A-b%C3%B3gu%C4%AB-%E4%BC%AF%E7%8F%AA
>>172603984
Too many syllables
>>172603984
He did nothing wrong. The Han had to be saved by power and cunning, not legitimacy and benevolence.
>>172603984
Chinese Chris Benoit.
>Be Dynasty Warrior
>Marching through the battlefield
>Notice this sign
What do you do?
>>172608729
Kill self
>>172608729
Kill myself since I'm stuck in the abomination that is Dynasty Warriors 6.
>>172608807
Yeah, but that sign doesn't exist in DW 6
Meaning that it's a modded 6
Meaning that everybody is an out of place cute anime girl and everything can be fucked.
>>172609024
>everything can be fucked
This sounds like the worst interactive environment idea in a DW game ever.
>>172608729
Give him directions to the nearest Rygar cab.
https://my.mixtape.moe/uywpsi.webm
>>172609024
Also, I hope that is not what they meant by "open world" in DW9.
>>172609387
At the Battle of Chibi, Cao Cao's navy was brought to a halt after Huang Gai impregnated each and every Wei ship.
>>172609636
This would explain his outfit, at least.
>>172603984
The ZZTJs apprasial of him sums it up best.
>He took advantage of his ability and strength, he felt no pity for the people, he recorded faults and forgot good work, and he took revenge for no more than an angry look. He used the law to bring harm to scholars and gentlemen of quality and to all those looked upon with greater respect than he was himself, while any man of ability was treated harshly and sent to exile in poor and bad territory… His true favourites were merchants and common fellows, whom he treated like brothers and accepted as relatives by marriage. These men were bullies, and the people hated them.
>>172550426
So that's where all the budget went.
>>172452152
Was Basara's thing Fever mode or Frenzy? I can't remember.
It would be pretty embarrassing if they didn't even change the name desu. Especially since this sounds like the same thing just with rainbows instead of gold.
Don't die /eagg/
>>172612607
Reminder that Zhou Yu has a more feminine face than Lianshi.
How's the enemy density in Musou Stars? Is getting over one or two thousand K.Os per stage more often?
>>172614063
I average 1k+ per stage without really going out of my way. Musou Fever also spawns hordes of enemies around you for its duration.
How many chapters are there in toukiden 2 story? I just started 4 and it feels like things are finally starting to happen.
>>172614626
why is bill so cool?
>>172614626
why is nioh in musou stars
>>172615278
Have you seen the roster? Nioh is the least of it's problems.
>>172616363
>Furries might end up in possible WO4 roster
Kill me please.
>>172616636
>>172616636
Yeah, I think if it's was more supposed to be something like regular beastmen it would be alright. But they are creepy in a way that kind of makes my skin crawl.
>>172615278
thats geralt silly
>>172616636
how did we go from Daji to those abominations
>>172616636
Imagine if they replaced the mystics
>>172617923
Please no. Nu Wa is too pure and hot.
why is the hardest oni so far a fucking hermit crab
also tfw you miss the complete destruction bonus because the fucking ultimates keep missing the one horn and hitting something useless instead
Chen Gong was too pure for this sorry Earth.
>>172621878
>>172621878
> a goody two-shoes who becomes an accomplice in Cao Cao's Murderous Fun Times
I have become the MusouStar.No unlocks or post credit scene for true ending. How lame.
There's two versions of the last mission(one before and after you get Sayo back), but they're the exact same aside from a few very minor differences, and both lead to the same ending for some reason.
>>172623642
>I have become the musou star.
did they really say that?
>>172623642
Was the game that short?
>>172616636
>They going to turn Da Ji into hairy fox
>>172623642
So the game is pretty shit? Just like everybody on west expecterd
>>172623705
No, though I was almost expecting William to because of his 1000KO line.
>>172623752
It was 25-30~ hours just for the story, and I'm still missing some endings. I also only got one friendship event, even though I have a lot of people at max with Sophie, and a few with Chris and William.
>Thought Kuyo is generic scheming villain and will turn on you at some point in the game
>He turns out to be an ultimate bro
Well, that was unexpected.
>>172623642
how do hyper attacks work for DW characters? and rage mode for DW characters?
>>172624671
>all that buildup about him sacrificing people in the port defense
>nah he's actually here to help and not the one orchestrating the Evil Plot
well then
also why are the hermitcrabs in the land of grace such a pain in my ass
>>172521928
>>172522143
>Capture of Chengdu hypothetical
>Playing as old, grumpy-as-fuck Zhao Yun
>Whole stage is just Gramps Yun telling off all of the new generation characters for being tween dropkicks playing pretend war
>>172550131
>>172550549
>>172552076
>Before Cao Cao left to attack Zhang Lu, he left his representative Xue Ti with a letter that read "Open when the enemy arrives" on the envelope.
>As Sun Quan's army was already advancing towards Hefei, the defending generals opened the letter, which stated: "When Sun Quan arrives, generals Zhang (Liao) and Li (Dian) will engage him; General Yue (Jin) will remain behind to defend and not go into battle."
>This puzzled the generals, since it was well known that Li Dian and Zhang Liao had a personal feud, and Yue Jin lacked defensive experience, but was famous as the best vanguard in Cao Cao's forces.
>However, at this point, Zhang Liao noticed a small imprint right at the bottom of the letter. Looking closer at it, it read "Also, Sun Quan's men are totes raping Lu Lingqi right now. You might want to look into that."
>[JYAMADA INTENSIFIES]
>>172627319
10/10 such brilliant strategy, my king.
>>172578416
The combat is pretty good, and the graphics/framerate are silky smooth compared to the dried turd that is DW8XLCE on Vita.
However, Conquest Mode (the non-story-mode mode where you pick your own characters) is RNG Hell, and most of the touchscreen gimmicks suck, ESPECIALLY duels.
>>172475960
What? Those don't sound as good as their originals. The DW8 Arena remix is way better.
>>172626015
>Rage mode
Doesn't exist
>Hyper attacks
They just gave all the SW characters a few followups to C1.
Guess I'll dump the wallpapers I've gotten so far, since it's only 5.
My capture card isn't the best 1080p quality, but I'm not sure how these are since I don't have an eye for this stuff. If anyone wants, I can grab them with the share button later if they aren't watermarked.
>>172630179
>>172630287
>>172630384
PNG: https://a.uguu.se/RhNUkBTlwPII_20170331043436.png
>>172630559
This one would probably look cool if they didn't make it out of in-game assets.
>>172630661
Yeah those texture looks like shit for wallpaper
>>172630661
>Clipping
>On wallpaper
For fuck sake koei can you stop being so shit, it just embarrassing
>>172587539
He really is NOT, maybe it's time to stop this "meme", it's not funny anymore when overused. And being gay is really NOT OK, I don't really care about fags if they do it privately, but it becomes very very annoy when they try to promote it to public.
>>172631512
t. Shu peasant
>>172481909
>Fuck Basara its pure cancer
How come? I thought it was pretty good, plus it had the best Date and Yukimura
>>172531509
Liu Shan managed to get best girl to like himbut he's still a fucking dumb cunt
Toukiden 2's ending spoiler:The professor should have stayed dead.
>>172539315
What animal is she holding?
>>172633018
Looks like chow chow to me
>>172633212
>>172633212
>>172609412
Fucking why wasn't Nobunyaga in WO3? I would've loved to see him and Nobunaga interact
Tell me why I'm not allowed to change directions while guarding and yet enemies can do a full 360 without ever moving their feet.
>>172550426
>this is a possibility that we will get Dong Zhuo slamdunking on Lu Bu
>>172634362
Pretty sure the devs just don't want you to block at all
>>172609024
>Meaning that everybody is an out of place cute anime girl and everything can be fucked.
There's a musou-like doujin game like that.
Forgot the name, but some webms were posted here years ago.
You can bypass the level limit at the trainer (which is based on your highest level character) by pressing right on the D-pad to go in increments of 10. Only works from 40-50.
Not a very useful bug, but I think it's amusing that it made it past QA.
Just unlocked this book.
For all those who didn't import. All I can say is Have fun with MS when it gets localized. It's a lot of fun. Way better than Berserk Musou.
>>172449692
I wonder how Guan Yu's spirit feels about all this fandom.
>>172642202
He probably wants to haunt /eagg/ to death.
>>172642202
>God of War
>Unbeatable destroyer of armies
>killed by literal "whos?" from Wei and Wu
>Get DW unleashed.
>My very first free roll is le benevolence man, my least favorite leader
>Now I have shitloads of Shu memers wanting to friend me for Liu Bei assists.
Fuck my life.
>>172644205
At least you didn't get Liu Bei AND Zhang Fei
>>172644205
I have loads of Wei and not much Shu at all. Its odd. I also keep getting copies of them. Also I've been rolling a lot of other faction characters in the last week in their best colour.
>>172646278
Well I just found out about colors and apperently Golden Liu Beiby punters are hard to come by.
How important is bronze/silver/gold in this game?
>>172646926
Not much in PVP which comes down to activating invincibility frames and hitting hard first or dying in 3-4 hits.
>>172647160
PVP in this game just seems painful, is it fun?
>>172630661
>>172631237
BRAVO KT
>>172646926
If the officer is in the colour of his faction then he's got the highest potential stats.
It's important because of the large star boosts and also the elemental chain.
>>172647160
Imo it does since having officers in their best elements means more damage and less wasted resources.
>>172648989
I'm a casual player and do okay, come first in matches sometimes.
It's not that difficult and multi kills are common.
Join the Facebook group guys, there's lots of advice there.
>>172448528
>Musou Stars is out in Japan now
Put a period after now.
I'm interested in Musou Stars, but there's no way to get English subtitles anywhere in the game right? How are you guys understanding everything besides using previous Musou knowledge? Wouldn't I be lost for "plot" or whatever without knowing Japanese?
>>172626338
They only spew poison into their left side, so staying on their right is relatively safe.
Their only main attack to the right is a claw swipe, so just watch for that.
>>172651119
I would just wait for an eventual English release, Anon.
I thought the average Japanese citizen hated weebshit, why is this a thing?
>>172651808
>the average Japanese citizen hated weebshit
You mean the average western citizen. Have you seen the complaints about the Anime sale on steam? Most are asking how to filter it out and called those who defended the sale "pedophiles". I'm pretty sure that baseball thing is just promotion for BayStars.
>>172651119
I imported it and don't know Japanese.
I could care less about the story. It's import friendly. Only problem is figuring out what the card abilities do.
>>172652540
That's sorta what I mean. I don't care about the story, but I figure I could not understand what the field objective or events are (though I could still kill everyone mindlessly).
On top of that, equipment, abilities, and all the customization things do not have English options right?
I take it no matter which faction you start out as in Musou Stars eventually everyone will come together to fight the final boss?
How is Musou Stars compared to WO3?
I liked in WO how characters were speed, tech, or strength or whatever and had some extra movesets and combos to do.
Does Musou Stars do something like that or did it just throw all these characters as they are into the game? I guess what I'm asking is, did they add any improvements to the gameplay/action side of things?
>recapture of chang'an
>han dang, huang gai and sunshangxiang all die cold and alone in a sewer with no one to mourn for them
clearly koei does not think highly of wu
>>172657218
>han dang
Who?
>>172549260
Some daughter whose name we don't even know is not the same as fictional character Guan Yinping.
>>172657218
>playing through wu route in 8
>last cutscene of zhou yu just has him riding back on a horse
>death never even discussed in a cutscene or mission briefing, first mention of his death is from talking to a fucking peon before one of the levels, which most people probably don't even do
Fucking hell KT
>>172658087
http://xuesanguo.tumblr.com/post/153331375586/553-h%C3%A1n-d%C4%81ng-%E9%9F%93%E7%95%B6-y%C3%ACg%C5%8Dng-%E7%BE%A9%E5%85%AC
>>172659231
You kinda missed the joke, but thanks for playing!
>Gao Shun is struggling against Liu Bei's forces, I need to go and help him
>Gao Shun, Zang Ba and Hua Xiong massacre all of Liu Bei's forces
HUA XIONG GAO SHUN AND ZANG BA CONFIRMED FOR 9 BOYS
>Changes weapon slowly
What do you do?
>>172663704
YOU BORE ME
>>172663926
Why does it seem like virtually every gameplay video I watch of Musou Stars takes place in a dark level, like in a fucking cave or at night?
It's so strange with how bright and colorful the UI and promo materials are, and then it turns out the actual game itself is darker than DW8 or SW4.
>>172664451
Turn up the brightness?
>>172663704
Stand in-front and wait patiently so I can finally die.
>>172664451
You're just not watching the brighter stages. They exist.
Like the atelier stage.
>>172641482
I want to fuck this book
>>172669721
I want to fuck you
>>172671543
Question of the century.
>>172673726
Fire attack always wins
name all known /eagg/ memes
>10
>>172678342
at least there is one other noble and loyal soul
>>172660662
I like how Zhou Yu coughing blood and falling off his horse was so sudden and dramatic, even Cao Ren was briefly concerned for his health.
>>172678321
nine gates
>>172678321
benevolence
>>172678723
I can't wait for DW9 to come out and end this pathetic excuse of a meme
>>172678967
>DW9 comes out
>turns out KT decided to make it part of the DW canon
>>172678321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM36CLjfyh4
>>172678723
DELETE THIS! T_T
>>172679138
>DW9 comes out
>turns out Cao Cao takes very good care of her and the rest of her family
>she is happily married to Dong Anon
>>172678967
somone sounds salty
*blocks your way*
*use fire attack on your ships*
What do?
>>172680721
*Take over Jing province while you're busy fighting Cao Ren*
Three Kingdoms Tactics
Wei: Dress as an enemy soldier and tell the enemy commander that the other enemy commander said they suck, move in during the confusion and destroy the supply lines
Shu:Dress as an enemy soldier and tell the enemy commander that the other enemy commander said they suck, then recruit the first commander
Wu: fug Launch a fire attack !
>>172682146
Truly a master of strategy
>>172682146
shuscum will defend this.
>>172682146
Why didn't I think of this? Truly a genius.
Is Musou Stars isekai?
>>172684191
WO is isekai.
What if you ran into me IRL and I looked like Guo Jia and I started flirting with you and seducing you with my natural charms?
>>172684689
question why Guo Jia wants to get railed by a stoner metal head
>>172684689
Buzz off.
>>172684913
Who is this hot mama
>>172684689
I'd tell you to stop smacking me with your rod and balls. We just met.
In Toukiden 2, is there no longer any benefit in wearing a full set of armor?
>>172685393
the most beautiful, pure, virtuous, intelligent, sexy and CUTE! maiden in all of history
>>172686045
>maiden
But she's a hot mama.
>>172684913
What if you ran into me IRL and I looked like Huang Gai and I started wrestling with you and put you in the Walls of Jericho?
>>172686506
Put your pants on first.
>>172685750
Dunno, is there?
>>172686162
>tfw your kids will never be as hot as Sima Shi
>your stepdaughter wont be as hot as Yuanji
Kill me
>>172686937
Why would you care if your kids are hot? You really aren't supposed to want to bang them.
>>172685750
I haven't seen any, but I'm still on like tier 2/3 stuff
>>172687738
I ship Momma Chunuha and Sima Shi.
>>172689172
>not shipping Chunhua &Liu Shan
>>172689403
Gross...
>>172689403
Gross.
>/ss/
Even worse.
Hot women belong to good looking men.
>>172690220
Don't lie, anon.
If you were a little boy, you know you'd want some of that Lianshi action.
You could even GOMAD and get ripped
>>172690373
>Implying I need to be a little boy to want some of those Lianshi's meat buns
>>172690373
>implying Lianshi isnt getting ZHOU TAI'D
Real men get the best women.
Except Sun Ce. Poor guy. And Xing Cai.
>>172678967
Actually ROTK13 has an event of Lu Lingqi after Xiapi.
>>172689403
>not shipping Chunhua andANON
I'm sure Sima Yi would execute him but still
OTP
>>172587120
>Guan Yinping
>be cute
I cant let you do that Guan Yingping
Is it considered a bad thing that I want to get all the DLC for the 3DS version of SWC3?
>>172693291
>DLC
>On on a 3DS game
Since when was that a thing?
>>172693490
well, all I got left is the "Special Costumes" and "Edit Parts" to get, but I'll get those eventually. PROBABLY this April.
>>172693490
Where the hell have you been?
>>172692157
>"I'd like you to introduce you to my son, Dong Anon"
>>172686162
>he thinks Sima Yi cared about tapping his hot mama when he had to deal with sleepy dragon
her body probably reformed to what it was like when she was a pure young gurl
>>172693807
>[Dream sequence end]
Y'know, I kinda wish the next Samurai Warriors games would give Masamune's and Oichi's original movesets separate "Younger" characters compared to their older versions.
Outside of that, I just Pre-ordered Samurai Warriors: Spirit of Sanada.
>Have the urge to play some musou
>too lazy to get out my nice warm bed
>Windows 7 so i can't remote play
>DS4 works like shit on PC anyway
>Can't use vita becuase henkaku
who else /suffering/ here?
>>172695275
>tfw have both a henkaku vita and an up to date vita
>>172695275
>WO3 on Xbox
>DW Unleashed on my phone
>DW8XL runs great on Windows 10 with an XB1 controller
>SW3 on Dolphin Emulator
I'm /content/ right now.
>>172693190
Next Musou Stars DLC character.
>>172695275
>Want to play some musou
>Musou Star still hasn't arrived yet
>>172696765
>tfw want to play SW3 for the first time
>every time I boot it up I get pissed about the lack of English XL release
>go back and emulate the PS2 games
>>172696596
>>172696765
i'm pretty jelly right now, anon
>>172697000
>tfw can't read korean
>>172697465
is XL even needed for that game? I'ld say "Ya just gotta make due with what ya got", and at least 3 has Takamaru as an exclusive character.
>>172697770
If I'm going to emulate an older SW, I'd rather just play SW2 which has XL in english and is overall a much better game.
>>172697465
One thing that was upsetting was that the XL stories in the previous two games were pretty good. I never liked the first time characters as much in the next games as I did in their first storylines, both story and gameplay-wise. But after playing SW4-II, it was easy to imagine them fucking it up anyway, so I just pretended 3XL was like that.
>>172697770
Story mode for all characters that didn't have one
3 additional characters characters (Gracia!)
And the Original Career Mode
>>172694112
>Lu Lingqi wakes up to her children jumping on her and Dong Anon's bed asking to tell them about how they first met
>>172700072
>[False awakening sequence end]
10/10 Would watch.
>>172700072
>"Well kids, we met in a shack but that is all what we can tell you until you're 18"
>>172700987
me on the left
>>172701858
Pls be in Owari
>>172700987
>your matchlock
Would you?
>>172703204
>God of War too stubborn to fulfill his obligations to eastern powers/the Wus and gets assassinated for it
It writes itself so yes.
>>172703204
That looks like Lu Bu in a Guan Yu outfit with a Hitler mustache. Is he hiding from someone?
>>172703204
>>172703986
>Are you SURE you're Guan Yu?
>Can no one provide me with a decent CH- BENEVOLENCE?!
>Close enough. OPEN THE GATES.
>>172703204
if these guys don't have hats or facial hair they'd all look the same
>>172703986
Instead of caputuring him when he was dead drunk at Xia Pi, Hou Cheng, Wei Xu and Song Xian paint a moustache on him, strip him naked, and dump him over the castle wall. When he wakes up, he has to sneak around into Liu Bei's camp and all he can find is some of Guan Yu's clothes.
>>172703986
chinese all look the same anyway
>>172704332
Hou Cheng doesn't have an INT rating of 68 for nothing
>>172704869
Maybe...but the eyebrows kinda gave me the "Lu Bu" impression to me.
>No good places to download the DW8/XL/E soundtracks
Which button do you press /eagg/?
>>172706270
Just use a YouTube to MP3 downloader site. You just gotta find the right videos with the music.
>>172706446
can I please have the second, third and fourth option all at once
lu xun can douse himself in gasoline for all I care
>>172706446
I don't see a downside for Red and Green.
I pick green. Let the anon who picks yellow suffer with his new wife.
>>172706446
>made by bethesda
not terrible, I take my wonderful wife
>>172706446
Is this even a question? Of course yello...
>Musou games are now exclusively made by Bethesda
OVER THE LINE!Could be worse, at least it isn't Ubisoft.
>>172706615
>Going through each song 1 by 1 because all the playlist converter sites are stingy
No way, fag.
>>172707895
Grow some balls and patience and you can get every song downloaded in an hour.
>>172706446
None of these.
>>172708853
>not wanting to have the 2000+ year Wei Dynasty bring world peace and conquer the intergalactic territories
>>172709076
If I were Chinese I'd smack that button hard.
As a round eyed barbarian a Wei dominated world would be bad news for us.
>>172708853
>>172709076
>>172709396
Shut up, pussies. The green button is objectively the best.
>>172709589
t. liu gei
>>172709396
Cao Cao's world of ambition would include people of all eye varieties and nationalities
>>172709589
>wanting a big stronk big bearded chinese man staring at you while you consummate your marriage night
>>172709820
Maybe, Maybe
>wanting a big stronk big bearded chinese man staring at you while you consummate your marriage night
fucking kek
where are you getting all these cats from?
>>172710238
It's the famed officer of the later Han, Zhang Miao.
>>172706446
Lu Lingqi is good, but the real flower of the battlefield is Xingcai.
>>172711104
She fights like she's trying to die, since she probably is considering who she's married to.
New thread >>172711369
>On Hard settings, most of the large Oni 1 or 2 shots me
Was my armor just shit, or the difficulty curve was supposed to be this big?
>>172711452
We haven't even reached bump limit yet, what are you doing, anon?
>>172632969
what's wrong with hakase?
>>172711207
Do not bully the Emperor Gongsi
>>172664451
>>172668506
The brighter stages are incredibly underutilized in story battles. I've seen Nobunyaga's stage twice, Forgotten Nursery (Sophie's stage) twice (one of which was her recruitment stage), Hajime's stage twice (one was recruitment), and Rio's casino twice (also recruitment). The casino is also just a small part of large dark forest map, which I've been to like 40 times.
>>172685750
I don't even remember there being set bonuses in 1, but there's nothing like that in 2.
>>172708853
>>172709076
>>172709396
>>172709729
>>172709820
>>172710110
>>172710681
>>172710860
>>172711452
WHAT'S WITH ALL THE FUCKING CATS
>>172711452
>blue coat
WEIFAG DETECTED
>>172711860
Meow.
is berserk good or is it worth waiting for MS?
what's the best musou game right now that is out or coming to the states? havent played these in a while, long-time fan
>>172711615
Nothing, I just thought that her mitama division scene was pretty touching and letting her die to make her be able to reunite with her family would have make for a more powerful ending. Plus, she's only one in the main cast that weild a duplicate weapon, so even if she dies for real, your party wouldn't change much.
>>172711721
There was set bonus in 1 though.
>>172712112
DW8XL is a good start. If you're on Xbox One, get Warriors Orochi 3 Ultimate.
>>172711860
>>172712112
DW8XLCE
SW4
WO3U
>>172712274
>>172712214
i have PS3, thanks. WO3U it is.
i thought SW4 was a disappointment? SW2 was my favorite of all of the musous. i played WO 1. SW2 is better than that.
the last one of these i played was DW7, which SW 2 was still better than
>>172712224
I support your right to stay. Just hold that position for a little while.