/meg/ mass errect general

>>172439354
previous thread:
>>172420025

second for cora, best girl

Do I get any bonuses from resetting the level of my MP char? I got a 20 female soldier.

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Hello

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fifth for Cora should get BLACKED

aliens don't deserve to live

kill them, scott

kill them all

>>172439537
>I unironically ignore reality and let muh feelings about muh race overtake me
I judge by individual like any intelligent person, race is irrelevant so is species.

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Cora's suit is so tight!

what if obsidian made the next mass effect game

>>172439610
No, not like in ME3.

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>>172439635
Pretty much this. Andromdea belongs to humanity and SAM will make sure it happens

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>>172439635
Shut up SAM, i just wanna fuck Vetra.

>>172439756
But every Pathfinder has their own SAM

>>172439686
>want to try out all the squadmate combinations
>always bring cora because of that ass

>>172439736
What if your mother orbits my dick?

>>172439756
>time to switch from "aggressive study" to "subversion"

>God tier
Krogan

>Good tier
Vorcha

>Shit tier
Human
Asari
Angara

>Complete fucking shit tier
Turian
Salarian
Quarian

>>172439826
but our SAM is a special snowflake

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>>172439686
>MUH ASARI COMMAND UNIT
>MUH SARISSAS MANUALS
>MUH ASARI PATHFINDER

I HATE CORA

>>172439907
Batarian/Elcor/Volus/Drell are where

>>172439736

It would have way fewer romances, be better written, and have even more bugs.

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How are you supposed to procreate with Vetra?

>>172439878
>can't put Sara and Pelessaria in Cora's suit, too
>no team of three fat butts

>>172439878
Same.

I initially wanted to romance Vetra but jesus christ dat fucking ass.

I masturbated to the sex scene

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Reminder that the future of Humanity is a ship full of special ed students.

>>172439961
irrelevant tier

>>172439907
>Universe god tier
Volus

>God tier
Turian

>Awesome tier
Salarian
Asari

>Meh tier
Quarian
Angara

>Shit tier
Human
Vorcha
Krogan

This is the only objectively correct list

>>172439686
Do you think she gets a lot of wedgies

>>172439756
is this actually from X-Com?

>>172439961
Meme tier

>>172439967
So it would be worse in all ways, no thanks

>>172440130
Stellaris.

>>172440017
oh lawd. BRAP overload

>>172440006
Through the power of love, anon.

Or adoption, IDK.

>>172439961
I haven't seen a female batarian, i don't think, but I imagine i want to rape one in the ass pretty hard

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>>172440219
oh all right

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>>172440286

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>>172440130
No, running a mass effect mod for Stellaris

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>>172440286
>there will never be a female vorcha romance

>>172439907
krogan cock so good huh?

>>172440248
Love does not empower your sperm, anon.

>>172440035
fuck, i did too
the animation work in that scene tells me someone on the c team has talent, too bad the rest of the game isn't that well done

>>172439780
>Scott and Vetra's first time
>[Private] Scott, I have researched several turian records, I can instruct you in how to perform several sexual motions that Miss Nyx should find pleasing.
>[Private] Scott, I feel I should tell you that I can increase your stamina. You will be able to last much longer in your love making
>[Private] Scott I can alter your sperm, I can make is assured that you can impregnate Vetra

>>172440462
SAM does :^)

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>>172440074
>no option to cuddle her
Goddamn it.

>>172439765

>that they'll either learn to stop fighting
Fucking stupid statement. The Asari never stopped fighting, the Protheans didn't.

>or they'll fight to the death of their own species

Why? They have an entire galaxy they can fight now

>that was the whole point of leaving them alone on their little rock planet was so that they can learn this with out bothering everyone else in the galaxy

?? They left their rocky planet for the sole purpose of fighting an alien's war. They weren't uplifted for their intellect, m8

>but fucking salarians escalated the situation and now eveyone is fucking involved

Yes, and how you deal with that other than the genophage was my question. You can't "leave them alone" it's too fucking late for that. You can't negotiate with them (just look at the citadel DLC archives for that). They breed uncontrollably and have a "might is right" lifestyle. It was either the genophage, or Krogan taking over citadel space. You'd probably that though, Krogaboo

>>172440468
The first kiss was amazing, animation wise.

>>172440483
>>172440474
How the fuck would SAM alter your sperm DNA? The fuck?

>>172440474
>>172440483
Based wingman SAM, helping Scott mating press Andromeda one alien at a time. He'll be like the Ghengis Khan of space.

>>172440659
how the fuck does SAM make you immune to a highly contagious disease that can kill even Krogan?

>>172440573
>no option to rape her in the sleep

fucking sjw's

Is Vanguard viable on Insanity or do you just take too much damage?

>>172440659
SAM is literally magic tier, to the point of letting biotics fucking TELEPORT

>>172440575
>getting this assmad about space jocks beating space nerds

bruh, did you even get laid in high school

http://www.digitalplayground.com/flixxx/trailer/635367/ass-effect-a-xxx-parody/

WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS

>>172440818
I don't know

>>172440645
>those little inhales of lust in the kissing part
MY FUCKING DICK!!!!!!!

>>172440914
Thank you for your honesty anon

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>>172440742
>SAM has the power to make Vetra a mom

>>172440474
>>172440483
Oh my god, the fallout from Vetra feeling weird and SAM being like 'by the way I made you preggo lol' would make for a great (albeit super fucking dumb) story.

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>>172440769
>Sara
>for anything but pure

>>172440818
https://www.reddit.com/r/MECoOp/comments/61cbzu/unkillable_melee_human_vangod_build_guide_videos/

read this
apply principles to SP

>yeah, it's reddit, fuck you
>it's the only place that discusses andromeda MP in any meaningful way

>>172440818
You just need to ___git gud____

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>you will never be a krogan

so who is the tranny in this game?

Cora?

Sexy Turians were a mistake

>>172441160
Thanks

>>172441203
Hainly Abrams

>>172441203
Some NPC in Podromos.

>>172440872

at least I'm not projecting

>>172440017
>peepoo
>fat butt
kek

>Vacation/romance DLC
>You and your LI get stranded on some crazy planet on the way to their holiday destination
>ending opens up the actual holiday destination like the citadel DLC. Casino, space golf course, everything
>fugly Hawaiian shirt for scott, cute summer dress for sara

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>>172441203
>best girl
>tranny

>>172441181
>TFW no mass effect as the heir to the urdnot clan, focused on guiding the future of all krogan

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Dammit

>>172441203
Jien Garson is voiced by a real life tranny

She dated keanu reeves

>>172441421
Nice pistol mod

>>172441382

she never even says she loves you

>>172441362

How many days was it until Ryders vacation? Wasn't it like 500 something

>>172441362
need lingerie options you fucking faggot

>>172441483
I don't think Jien is trans because she talks about when she was a little girl or something along those lines. I don't know how a trans person would refer to themselves when they were kids though.

>>172441509
Why would she lie?

>>172441525
500 and something days, yeah.

Holy shit, you could actually make this work. Make it a time skip to then, and set it on Voeld when it melts into an ocean paradise.

So /meg/ will we ever see anything like this again? or are sexy strippers in a ME game dead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5pf-61zv0s

Save editor soon
https://www.reddit.com/r/masseffect/comments/6128jv/no_spoilershas_anyone_made_an_andromeda_save/dfbgbxu/

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>>172440113

The suit is utilizing the Systems Alliance wedgie design. The same one that the brave sluts on Shaanxi used, as well as the late General Williams' granddaughter.

Tried and true human design! Great for rubbing vags and b*ttholes, too!

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>>172440006
turian sperm bank

>>172441739
Neat

>>172441640
A trans person would always refer to themself as the gender they are now.

For instance Bruce Jenner was a woman when she won the men's event in the olympic. A woman with kids would be referred to as a man that gave birth etc

I don't think Jien is the tranny though, she'd probably have a big monologue about it like the character in DA:I

>>172441716

It's weird that there's fully dressed salarians and shit in the dancing cages inside Tartarus.

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Is there a way to change your face without restarting from the beginning? I thought the face would grow on me but it didn't.

>>172441716
Go to the bar in Kadara, Tartarus or whatever it's called.

>>172441874
Yeah I figured if Jien was trans they would have worked that in there. Bioware's not really subtle about this sort of thing.

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>172441874

desu it'd be more groundbreaking of Bioware not to make her a tranny. That way they're showing that even if you're a transvestite you can still just play the role of a woman or man without that character being trans.

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>>172441421
>he fell for the premium pack meme
Expert pack is the best.

Are the XENO SCUM posters just being ironic? Who the hell would play this game and not like aliens? Aliens are the only reason to play a Mass Effect game. Humans are boring and lame.

>>172442051
what am I looking at here?

>>172442000
Those aren't nearly naked though

>>172442000
They wear to many clothes, that's my point.

>>172442051
Wow, almost like straight guys are the primary audience.

>>172442051
Wow they really don't like gay guys do they

>>172442051
Kandros romance when

>>172442150
I like the alium but I don't want to stick my dick inside them.

>>172442081
>he fell for the expert pack meme
>he doesn't want OP ultra rare weapons
I'm sorry anon

>>172442282

I second this

>>172442282
This, though I don't like Batarians.

>>172442404
>liking the dirty blinks
Who even does?

Is it true turians are made of metal?

>>172442051

It'd be nice if they got a little bit more creative with their male humans in terms of looks. Liam is the only unique looking one there.

>>172442282
How about stinking their dicks inside you?

>>172442265
Seriously, everyone has a Turian except gay dudes. Turian cock gobbler in Andromeda 2 or fucking riot. Let me fuck Avitus, let me get that sweet rebound sex.

ooga booga where the femtur art at?

>>172442445
>The most distinguishing feature of turians is their metallic carapace, which contains trace amounts of thulium.

>most forms of life on Palaven evolved some form of metallic "exoskeleton" to protect themselves

>>172442282
>not wanting to fuck a qt alien
What a disappointment you are

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>>172442541
Bioware or EA or someone seems to really struggle with the idea that people, including gay ones, want to fuck aliens.

>>172442441
Women with alien rape fantasies.

>>172442051
If only there was a real Javik romance.

But that bitch Liara probably stole him from Shep.

>>172442541
Please "riot"

I'd love to see the degenerates out themselves

Why does the wiki say that a "adult human in peak physical condition could overwhelm a similarly fit turian"?

Humans are squishy meatbags, while turians have a fucking metal exoskeleton, how the fuck could a human compete with a turian?

>>172442669
Being raped by Turians is way hotter anyway

Is Cora the only girl that gets naked?

I enjoyed her thick ass and suckable nips but I want more.

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>>172442150
You have a very Star Trek sci fi fantasy of a bunch of aliens coming together and forming federations. I can respect that

My sci fi fantasy is about purging xeno scum for the good of humanity.

does squad banter mention your romance?

>>172442596
Then why does it look more like bone than metal?

>>172442780
Muscle mass? Turians are pretty slimly built.

I mean Saren did lift you up one handed in the first game, but that might have been with his Geth arm.

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Would it be ethically wrong to pass your weak Ryder gayboy genes on through Vetra?

>>172442863
Human bones are made of metal too

>>172442780
>exoskeleton
dermal plating

>>172442780
They mean sexually.

>>172442831

Peebees scene is even more porn-y than hers

>>172442831
PeeBee

>>172442780
>while turians have a fucking metal exoskeleton

They really, really don't

>>172442917
It would be playing god in ways I can't condone.

>>172442969
>>172442990
Does the scottish pilot get naked? Wouldn't mind seeing her tits.

>>172442657
How about this for a solution.

In one of the terminals in New Tuchanka, it is established that dating sims exist in universe.

Dating sims. Exist. In universe.

JUST MAKE A FUCKING DATING SIM. ITS NOT HARD. ITS NOT RESOURCE INTENSIVE. YOU COULD PUMP THESE FUCKERS OUT REAL EASY. JUST TIE IT IN BY MAKING IT A MEME LIKE BLASTO. EXCEPT ACTUALLY MAKE IT THO.

FUCK.

>>172442863
Because it's probably mostly bone. metallic does not equal metal

>>172443173
Or just cut out the combat and make a Tell Tale style Mass Effect game. No one into the series actually cares about the combat

>>172443134
no

only romances that get nudity are cora/ryder, peebee/ryder and jaal/ryder

>>172443250
Fucking shit bioware fucking hell i want to see tits all the time jesus christ

So if you have a fling with PeeBee does anyone mention it?

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Admit it: You'd back off

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>blow the whistle on Sarissa
>still keep her as the Pathfinder

Did I fuck up? She needed to be honest about what happened with the Matriarch, but I'm not gonna let some incompetent greenhorn who needs pep talk from our resident asariboo to function take the position of the Pathfinder.

Fucking asari and their constant need to preserve an illusion of moral superiory towards everyone. Nothing but selfaggrandizement. Javik was right about everything.

>>172443173
I thought dating sims were established in ME2? Pretty sure Legion tried playing one and failed.

>>172442917
That's for SAM to decide. Maybe you shouldn't have wired up your dick to an AI if you didn't want it impregnating other species.

>>172443245
>No one into the series actually cares about the combat

Love it

EA replaced the team running ME because they prioritised the combat, thankfully they're probably not going to go back on that

>>172443134
Nowt.

>>172443250
This is like when the subtitles in the family reunion memory said
>ryder:dialogue

>>172443331
>Ryder calling others an incompetent green horn

>>172443329
What is that thing bottom left

>>172443245
I'm just here to shoot shit and fuck aliums.

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>>172441809

humans, turians, krogan are the best. fuck everyone else.

>>172443245
In all honesty I'd probably play this.
>>172443531
That's the plan!

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So, /meg/

MAKO or Nomad?

>>172443250
>>172443314
Don't forget the cut Vetra scene.

Never forget. Never forgive.

>>172442797
Can't rape the willing, you know.

>>172443410
Hey, it takes one to know one!

>>172443410
>a competent green horn calling someone else an incompetent green horn

Don't see the problem desu.

>>172443331
Well an argument for giving Nederia a chance is Ryder themselves.

Honestly I think the option you picked will end up being the "bad" one if a sequel ever happens. Sarissa gets to keep her job but the Asari Ark and probably the Nexus will never full trust her again and that's probably going to get to her.

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>>172442081

Now, that's a good screenshot.
<that blue and white material following every curve of her arm, even showing the elbow
>that wrist
>those cute hands
>the backs of her knees
It's the small things in life.
Cora's suit is literally one of the best designed things in Mass Effect.

>>172443626
MAKO

>>172443626
TEAM HAMMERHEAD

>>172443245
isn't that already in the game? narration mode? or was the narration mode the other way round, full combat but """""decisions""""" are made for you?

>>172443681
>chromatic aberration

>>172443245
>what is casual mode

>>172443627
what?

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>>172443627

>>172443331
What are the options regarding the Asari pathfinder/ark anyway

>>172443854
>>172443856
Not them but some dev on twitter said Vetra takes off her visor during sex which made think she definitely had a sex scene. There was also some suspicious sounding grunts from her dialogue files that I guess didn't show up in the game.

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>>172443627
Stop bullshitting or post evidence.

>>172443847
>casuals are so casual they can't even figure out casual mode exists

rero

>>172443914
>don't expose Sarissa and she stays as Pathfinder
>expose Sarissa and she stays as Pathfinder
>expose Sarissa and make Vederia Pathfinder

>>172443329
We should get a compilation of everyones ryders in that specific scene

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Are there any modders on /meg/? All the recent discussion about Andromeda has left me wanting to replay ME 1 and 2. Is the ALOT Texture mod compatible with a pirated copy of ME2 and all the DLC?

I'm assuming the one click executable won't work and I'll have to install them manually like so: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK3KK_uciJI

I just want to explore the galaxy with HD waifus.Please respond.

Is it me or are the Kett a literal reference to the Britbong empire?

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>>172443250
Gil technically does too. Both are naked after the fade to black, it's just not explicit like those above

>>172444169
They're a literal reference to the collectors, my man

>>172443956
An offhand statement does not equal proof that anything has been cut.

Even assuming said clip is actually from the data files, they're are full of shit that wasn't used. Not to mention that the sex scenes we did get weren't full of the sort of grunting and moaning that was in said clip.

>>172444284
Collectors were mere servants of the reapers

The kett are an empire of conscious being

>>172444106
Is there any reason to not expose her?

>>172443331
I just let it be and kept quiet. Fuck it, the Nexus doesn't need that shit right now and she thought she was doing the right thing, she's the most qualified for the job.

>>172444327
Yeah I don't know anything about it myself, just repeating what others have said.

>>172444227
>banging Gil

What, did you see Alistair and think "I want more of this unique kind of terrible!"

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>>172443854
>>172443856
>>172444012
>>172443956

https://youtu.be/oJ5waeCv5lk

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>the AI in your head can alter your sperm
>Jaadar literally made tech to create the angara as their fuckpuppets
>constant talk about making babies
>Turian squadmate is basically a single mother

Why is Bioware pushing this?

>>172444483
If you don't have sources straight, why bring it up at all?

Can I fuck PeeBee, dump her, and then date Vetra?

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>>172443626
Mako, no question. Fuck you STEEEEEEEEEEVE.

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Can anyone confirm that peepoo says scourge 100% exists because of remnant malfunction or is that just a theory?

>>172444727
>Wanting to give the hardworking Turian mom an STD
Disgusting

>>172444527
>Why is Bioware pushing this?

They're literally colonists anon, procreating is a huge pat of that.

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>>172444506
>this guy
Of course I did. I liked Gil

>>172444565
I did have my sources straight, you just provided good counterarguments.

>>172444446
See >>172444458

Thoughts?
http://www.gamesradar.com/mass-effect-andromeda-could-have-been-brilliant-if-it-was-more-like-dragon-age-2/

>>172444521
>joke about the visor
This is a joke, not a statement that there is a sex scene. Let's put it another way:

>Drack takes his armor off when he showers. Unless he expects he'll be attacked.

It's a joke, not a statement that we'll see him in shower.

>nondescript grunting
The guy posting this could've called it anything. For all we know it's a collection of "landing from jetpack" noises.

He also claims there's a male/vetra scene but hasn't produced said scene.

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>>172444527
>Tfw you realize SAM can change your gender from genitals to hormones to chromosomes

>>172444906
>making anything more like DA2
Just the text in the link tells me this is gonna be retarded.

>>172440769
>/pol/
>ruining other people's cute autism fetishes

>>172444786
>absolutely "no-no" about illnesses
>this open about intimate stuff including nudity
Angara gf fucking when.

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>>172444959
>ME:A2
>Sara remains female
>Scott becomes a transwoman
>they become Sis ryders
>They probably would both suck dad's dick if he was alive

>we waited five years for this game
>FIVE YEARS
>its even worse than mass effect 3
thanks bioware. glad i didnt pay for this.

http://www.gamesradar.com/mass-effect-andromeda-could-have-been-brilliant-if-it-was-more-like-dragon-age-2

kek

>>172445171
Did you even play it?

>>172445149
I'd suck Alec's dick too. If he hadn't given his life for his kid, he'd have become the new Shepard, only with more "I'm getting too old for this shit" moments.

>>172444929
>delusional

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>>172445171
>I didnt play the game much
>REEEE IT IS SHIT
lol, another anti bioware shill that has nothing to do with his life

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>tfw we could have had ACTUAL raptorfus but some assholes ruined it.

>>172440897
Because the male protag looks like shit compared to everyone else, including the MA breakfast cereal from 2008.

>>172442051
This is perfectly acceptable and makes perfect sense.

>>172445287
>guy asking for definitive proof rather than accepting innuendo is delusional
k

>>172439614
Jaal is cutest and most loyal romance.

>>172445171
Its miles better than ME3 though

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>>172445426

>>172444786
>Scott boards tempest to say hi to Sara
>Jaal walks out of her quarters butt naked

>>172445326
How hard can you drone? Stanley Woo?

>>172445171
>Worse than ME3
overtheline.jpg

>>172442051
>Samara and that other evil sister chick of Samara

what?

you can't bang Samara

How do I get pathfinder scout blueprint?

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I still have no clue what a Jill wants from me and Gil. Gil said she wanted a baby so that mean's she's keeping it, but if she is then why ask us to father it. Isn't that just weird? What exactly does us being the dads mean?

>>172445171
bored of your memes 2bh

>>172445449
Haha, no. Stay objective, even if you disliked the RGB ending.

>>172445496
That's the chart that was updated to include romantic/sexual encounters that didn't get you the achievement.

>>172439907
You have the right idea but you need to be more
>Eldritch God of Badassery tier
Krogans
>God tier
Vorcha
Asari
>Good tier
Humans
Volus
Quarians
>Meh tier
Hanar
Geth
Drell
>I haven't played enough to tier yet tier
Angara
>Bad tier
Elcor
>Shit tier by association otherwise cool tier
Turians
>Shit tier
Batarians
>The scum that forms under the shit from a rotting pyjaks corpse tier
Salarians

>>172444929
Hey guess what, I'm that guy. The moaning is line 85 in Vetra's romance audio tree, so yeah, it's legit.

Also, I can post the file later, but what's the point? You can't do anything with it and you'll just say "oh it's fake".

>>172445536
It means she's a faghag.

>>172445519
think it's deluxe edition exclusive

>>172445471
just joined a match, played for 3 second and it's over, easy creds

>>172445602
>good tier
>Asari

>>172445536
She wants your betabux.

Anyone playing Asari Adept in MEA mutli?

What upgrades did you go for your skills?

I can't decide what to do with annihilation

>>172445536
Why does he want a kid so badly

>>172445631
>>172445536
I haven't done his romance yet but the more I hear about Jill the more weirded out I get. It really does sound like she has a thing for Gil and can't handle the fact he's gay.

>>172445247
Yes
>>172445326
I did play it nerd, I just didnt spend money on it.
>s-shill
The only shill here is you. Bioware couldn't even pay IGN for a high score.
>>172445449
I hated me3 and it is objectively better than me:a in every single way.

>>172445631
I'm not raising some other lady's baby. She wants a dad she better find someone else to do it because I would rsther not get emotionally invested into a kid I can't call my own

>>172445646

I've got the deluxe edition

>>172445461
This made it better. He's an alien, being weird as hell should come with the territory.

Wait, wait, let me get this straight. Did the Angaran research team get stasised because they were shit at sudoku?

>>172445746
Even homos can want to breed.

>>172445790
ME3's gameplay isn't better.

>>172445696
I put them in god tier m8

>>172445626
Oh, that's cool, actually, and no I won't blindly assert that it's false. For one thing, I'm eager to see proof of the story, rather than just bullshit spread around. There's far too much of that already.

I'll continue to challenge the assertion of why it was cut, though, until there's some kind of proof there.

>>172445343
You forget about the Raloi, they were literally birds. But they got fucked by birdflu as they were about to be introduced to galactic society, and then they destroyed all their tech when the reapers invaded hoping they would leave them alone.

>>172445862
ME:A MP is essentially ME3 MP. Who'd pay for that shit?

>>172445602
I'm glad that other people aren't sucking relentless Turian dick. They're starting to really bore me.

>>172445626
Which file, audio or animated scene?

>>172445859
Remember kiddos, sudokufu is a key to survival.

>>172445602
You forgot:
>Eldritch God of Badassery tier
Protheans

>>172445859
I think those vaults have weird effects on Angara. For obvious reasons.

>>172445790
Mnetally ill who have nothing better to do in their lives than post about games they dont like after playing a few hours arent really considering good.

You are just a shill, a negative shill

>>172445808
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/168599-mass-effect-andromeda/75149513

>>172445942
>ME:A MP is essentially ME3 MP

and?

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>>172445815
I kind of get it, in a family that's so military and everyone is contributing to the fight, a curiosity for wanting to know how things work and being good with your hands is something you'd encourage in your kids. I just don't know why he kept it. Or why it was somewhere he could conveniently stumble over it and show it to Sara. Did one of his siblings do it? Did he call ahead and ask someone to do it because he just knows it's gonna rock this human girl's world?

>>172445589
>objective
I don't think you really understand what that word means anon. It's impossible to judge ""goodness"" objectively. The concept is inherently subjective.

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>>172445149
Do NOT sexualize Sara.

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>>172445772
Now that I think about it, it kinda does come off that way. I mean, why would you want your gay friend, and his 22 year-old boyfriend, to be the dad to your kid. It'd be on thing if she just let us keep the kids to raise ourselves but she has the intention of keeping it. Kinda weird

>>172445942
Quit browsing 4chan AngryJoe

>>172445942
Much faster paced and more challenging.
Just as addictive.

>>172445772
I thought that would've have come up later or be a part of the quest. Really does seem that way.

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>It's a hack the area but your m8s are all dead episode

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>>172446053
>not "Primitives! Primitives everywhere!" tier

one job anon

>>172446180
That fucker frustrates me so much. For every really good point he makes he makes three that are utterly retarded. Also, he should really stop trying to be funny, it's fucking awful.

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>>172445790
>>172445171
Remember the first few days where half the general was just /v/eddit calling everyone who talked about Andromeda a shill?

>>172446393
This is the guy who didn't like Arrival because it didn't end with an action scene
He's retarded.

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>finally found 1% somewhere and now the game is 100% complete
FUCKING FINALLY

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>>172446168

I WANT to see Sara HUG Cora!

>>172445602
Geth should be God tier tbqh

Also Quarians are undeniable shit tier

>>172446154
Get your postmodernist game journalist-tier droning crap out of here.

>>172446172
I think it'd be marginally less weird if she was his sister or a cousin who just wanted to offer any support she could if he decided he wanted to have kids.

>>172445602
How can one person have such a shit taste?

>>172446482
I want to see Sara eat Cora's ass if I'm brutally honest

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>>172446482
This is okay.

>>172446735
This is not.

fucking hell, playing this game with a shitty host, is fucking nightmare, you shots don't do damage, and you get teleported all around the map, stuck in the open as desperately try to get in cover and watch enemies pile on you

If female ryder romances Peeb do we see full tits? All four tits? Please answer.

>>172446567
*sigh*

Oh well, at least I tried.

>>172446843
yeah, and a really awkward sex scene

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>>172446762

Those dang lips.

I want all the pathfinders to join your squad in MEA2, and I want Raeka to be Romanceable if she's alive.

>>172445602
>God tier
Protheans
Turians
>Good but boring because they're us tier
Humans
>Good tier
Salarians
Geth
>Okay but overrated tier
Krogans
Asari
>Meh tier
Drell
Angara
Leviathan
Quarians (after ME3)
>Shit tier
Elcor
Hanar
Vorcha
Batarians
>Don't even bother tier
Volus
>If it's not on the list, it's so bad and forgettable I missed it tier
Anything I didn't mention

>>172446661
At least Gil considers her to be like family. But this doesn't really do much because we don't know how she feels about him.

Now I'm having troubles accepting this. I might need to go back and tell Gil I don't want this kid from Jill, which kinda sucks because I know he does

>>172446945
Double butt action also?

>>172446820
dont forget the hotmicing, cant go two games without one squadmate trying to contact aliens with a microwave.

>>172446856
It wasn't a very good attempt, to be frank.

>>172447053
The Protheans are shit tier, they had their own Shepard but fucked up by conquering the galaxy and having no one to help them.

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>>172446953
Pretty kiss pillows.

>>172447121
I don't think so.

>>172447053
Holy shit this is the worst list I've ever seen

You should feel bad about this

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>>172447231
Then whats the fucking point

>>172447142
I just played a game with a mildly asian sounding woman mumbling what sounds like engrish and she keeps sighing through out the game

>>172442051
>look at samara, morinth and Liara
>look at asari from andromeda

How did they manage that?

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I want to hug Sahuna

>>172447207
That was Bioware just trying to make diversity look like king.

Something that didn't even come up at all at the end of ME3. It was in no way a factor in the Reaper war. The Protheans held out for far longer than the Council races of the ME1-3 cycle.

What saved the cycle was literally Protheans hindering Reaper arrival by fucking with the Keepers.

>>172447372
Laziness

I think BioWare stole my idea for Reyes from the BSN. Right after the first leak(almost 4 years ago?) I made a series of posts about shit I wanted to see and one of my ideas was exactly Reyes, right down to being Spanish and pretending to be someone else while playing everyone 'The Usual Suspects' style.

>>172447250
Not that person, but what's your complaint? No "Krogan are the best." meme? Quarians too low? Turians too high?

>>172447326
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

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Why did they bring the autist to Andromeda.

>>172447450
>B-but, Protheans held out longer!
And they fucking lost. They died, all are dead, lose.

Protheans = shit, and your pseudo-/pol/ diversity aversion = shit.

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>>172446735
>Sara and Cora are showering
>Cora drops the soap and bends over to pick it up
>Sara sees her meaty butthole, and immediately moves to put her plump lips on it

Cora takes her hand out of her pants, as she continues her lewdfic.

>>172447563
>stole
Even if the story is true, the terms of use for pretty much any company forum state that shit posted there belongs to them. It's to prevent claims like this.

how much does the thermal clip storage actually increase

What are 3 great skills to use under the Explorer profile? Thinking something like Concussive Shot / Singularity / Overload

>>172447689
Oh, you're the retarded synthesisfag.

I almost took you serious for a moment.

>>172443329

-_-

>>172447819
I picked Destroy. Because we came to WIN. Protheans picked nothing, because they were too shit to earn a choice, and died.

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>>172447689
Why are you here when you have obviously never played the trilogy?

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>>172447680
>anywayz
Mcfucking stopped reading there

>>172447680
What's the original version of this?

>>172447195
It's all that was warranted, really. The concept is so simple that any further explanation would sound overly panderous.

>>172447696
Cora takes her hand off her humongous dick, as she continues her lewdfic.

Sorry, fixed a typo there

>>172447941
Javik joined his shit tier-race when I made him kill himself.

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>>172447819
>Dumb destroyfag is so insecure for being a retard he calls everyone that hurts his delusional world view a synthesisfag
Beautiful

I am sorry you lack the intellect to understand why synthesis is the pinnacle of evolution and best ending, go cry about le ebil reapers as if the reapers had somekind of evil hostile intend and werent just doing what they were told to

>>172447892
Someone even more retarded than the synthesisfag, then. What a feat.

Do your part and pump a baby into Cora

>>172447758
The ones you enjoy the most

>choose salarian pathfinder over krogans
>drack is a cunt
Fuck off you old shit.

Member when Protheans were supposed to be these eldritch horrors, before they got retconned completely?

>>172448163
he gets over it

>>172448025
Go play Mass Effect 1 and then come back.

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>>172448102
Sara is our baby.
We'll take care of her together.

>>172445896
It was definitely cut, probably budget or time related. Her visor IS a seperate entity itself from her model, so at one point it was intended to be toggled off in a scene, unlike Garrus who has a seperate model without one in casual attire. She and Scott have lewd moans in her romance filepath, and her final scene has rushed animations.

>>172448102
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER THAT CORA IS FOR BREEDING.

FILL HER WITH YOUR SEED.

>>172448163

Why wouldn't I pick a pathfinder over a couple scouts?

>>172448163
Honestly its the easiest deciscion

>Choose Salarians
>Drack is like "Don't fucking talk to me ever again"
>do one mission and come back
>Drack "hey Ryder, my buddy whatsup?"

fuck his scouts nigga, go with pathfinder every time

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>>172448251
Yeah, I'd love to and all but SAM rearranged my balls when I wasn't looking so now I have dextro semen. Lexi just laughs at me I don't know what to do.

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>>172448251
>breeding
>not Vetra

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>>172448102

Reminder that your dad wanted you to

>>172448246
That's great and I'd love to see the files.

>>172448246
>and her final scene has rushed animations.

Particularly obvious in the final two shots; their hands shift positions between a single frame (e.g. Vetra's going from Scott's chest to his sides).

>>172442161
Autism. The boring one.

>>172448087
I am not sure which ending I should choose, can you please explain what makes synthesis the best ending?

>Quarian ark would just be Quarians, Elcor and Volus in the same ark

WOOOOW WE'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU HUH? SORRY FOR NOT BEING ASARI/TURIAN/SALARIAN YOU FUCKS

Gil or Kallo?

>>172448497
There's rushed animations all over the rest of the game, man. It's hard to claim these mean something in particular.

>>172448524
Joker and EDI get to live happily ever after. What else matters.

>>172445905
>You forget about the Raloi, they were literally birds.
How was it in any way implied that I wasn't aware they were bird people?

>>172439617
she is on my game, anon

>>172448251
Could SAM make my cum impregnate her ass?

>>172448685
No, but he could make her cum impregnate your ass.

>>172448465
I won't be home for a few days. Use the Dragon Age Inquisition file extractor to check it out yourself.

>>172448581
Kallo.

He has a point about not messing with the Tempest's stuff without letting anyone know.

>>172448251
She's for breeding, all right. Present your uterus so that she can bury her fat cock right up to its entrance.

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>this milky way stuff
Oh, c'mon.

>>172448776
I don't know if that's hot but i'd let it happen