/meg/ mass errect general

remove aliens from premises

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Shhh!
The autistic girl is sleeping...

Nth for FUCK LIAM WORST GODDAMN COMPANION I HATE HIS FUCKING SHIT ASS WHY IS HE A FUCKING CHARACTER

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You don't need synthesis when you have tulpas.

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>>172420025
What would you do to SAM if he got the EDI treatment?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12631355

>>172420120
does your sibling do anything in the game?

>>172420151
I already want to shut the thing down.

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>>172420098
Anon we have hawt straight and gay xenophile sex in this general

Even Cora wants the Asari futa cock

>>172420151
Because i dont use female voice for Sira, i use male british voice

>>172420025
Previous Thread: >>172403421

Can you fight the Architect Worms that fuck around in the sand dunes of New Tachanka?.

Also, did the game ever even explain the Architects? I'm a perfectionist who finishes side missions and worlds before I even touched the main missions so I encountered the Architects early, "Interfaced" with them for some reason and no one even batted an eye about it in the aftermath. with everyone and their mother just knowing and understanding these things.

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Reminder that whenever you look to the stars, some alien will be there, looking into their own sky, wondering if another alien, like you, is willing to spread her legs and fuck her raw.

>>172420280
Pretty sure they're just the maintenance guys.

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>>172420331
Amen

Should I go with Sloane or Reyes

>>172420331
Remove xeno.
Humanity fuck yeah

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Anyone got me beat?

On Insanity NG+ and rushed to Kadara for Reyes, now doing all the side quests before continuing with the main missions.

>>172420402
Sloane.

>>172420442
When you do NG+, you save level, inventory, research and all that, right?

Is it just me or does the Moshae sound like she wants Ryder's dick later on in the game?

>>172420402
Do you want someone who's largely upfront with their goals and who they are, but will always be antagonistic towards the Initative? Or would you rather have someone who is not upfront with theri goals but is welcoming of the Initiative?

>>172420402
Reyes

>>172420484
Yes to everything, AVPs are reset so no extra inventory space if you got those.

>>172420513
>he took Reyes' bait

>>172420558
You mean all the pod stuff, right?

>>172420402
Reyes. He doesn't extort your outpost like Sloane does, but I let him know that we weren't friends. Hopefully he won't get too uppity later on.

>>172420586
Yes

>>172420513
Except Sloane isn't really antagonistic towards the initiative. She just hates Tann, like every other person on the game. She even kills that Asari who was behind the plan to attack the Nexus.

>>172420402
Reyes if you are smart and ruthless like him, you can trust he will do what is in your mutual benefit and it is rare something more profitable will appear.

Meanwhile sloane not only literally taxes your settlement, she also will betray you because she is butthurt about the nexus, she is also a cunt

>The only thing special about Ryder is SAM in their head
>Later on people catch on to this and just tell him to use SAM to do stuff
>Ryder can say things like "I do stuff too"
>Only to be cucked by SAM as it does literally everything for them.

Ryder is such a little bitch.

>>172420602
>Extortion

It's just taxes and your outpost leader even says they're keeping up their end on the protection shit.

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Overall I liked the game, but the ending was a bit of a letdown.

That music and dance tho

>>172420713
kind of wish they pulled an xcom: the bureau style twist where you've been playing as SAM controlling Ryder the entire time

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>>172420402
Reyes is smart, calculating, ruthless and knows how to manipulate idiots like Sloan who unironically fell for muh honorubru trap.

He supports you because he benefits and that wont be changing anytime soon. If you are as capable as him you have nothing to worry because he is a rational being, not an emotionally butthurt tough STRONK woman like Sloan who is still mad about the nexus

Plus he is one of the few good gay romances in the series :3

>>172420794
did you intentionally make an ugly fucker?

>>172420794
>this guy again
Reyesfags are cancer.

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>>172420442
Barely played yesterday. Had something like 12 or 13 hours a day on average during the first 6 days.
Post-game depression and waifu faggotry is a bitch.
Haven''t had these in a long, long time.

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>>172420906
>This meme again
How many times will you inform us of your shit taste in men?

>>172420928
Reyes is the first gay romance that i actually like.

He is like a cross between Aria and Tim, i wish we had a male Aria to gay romance and he is the closest thing we have ever gotten to her :3

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>tfw ice drifting on Voeld

>>172420794
This is the first time I liked multiple gay options in a BioWare game. Aside from some uneven writing, Gil was also good.

I actually had a hard time deciding which one was going to be my "canon" one for future games, ended up choosing Gil.

>>172420941
I'm basically done with my MEA marathon now, so I expect to progress slower, but still having fun for the most part.

I want some Citadel quality DLC if they're gonna do what I think they're gonna do with the story from here.

>>172420992
>Wearing N7 unironically

>>172420992
So not only are you an ugly shit, you're also a faggot?

starting my slutty femryder playthrough today. any tips for making a qt in CC?

>>172421050
Yeah me too. I'm on ng+. And have about 50% of the game left. Won't complete the alst mission of the main quest probably. To save it until the dlc.

>>172421141
>any tips for making a qt in CC?
give up

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/meg/, do you need to clear all remnants buildings and all mineral deposits on the planets to get 100%? Or just quests?

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>>172420442
I ve finished insanity yesterday at 77% with adept, didnt do a lot of late game stuff because i was curious about the ending.

Now i just finished the vault on EOS in ng+ as a sniper infiltrator, i still feel hyped and enjoying the game even though i ve seen the end lul. Cant wait to 100% on insanity

>>172421050
Yeah Gil is pretty good, tested it on my first test playthrough but after Kadara i realized i liked Reyes character way more so my canon will be reyes, hope we see him again in some dlc, definitely on andromeda 2, could be fun if he joins up as a squad member

>>172421084
>having that shit taste in life

>>172421141
Preset 9

>>172421248
just quests

>>172421183
>>172421316
thanks nigs

>>172420992
Mate your character is ugly as fucking shite

>explore every planet in the cluster
>no reward
so much time wasted

>>172421325
Thanks.

>>172420992
So is your character based on your, and you're just that fuck ugly, or did you want to have a piece of shit for a main character?

asari: Yes, the gender binary of other races is irrelevant to us.
angara: I’ve been using feminine pronouns this entire time. Should I-
asari: In my case it’s fine to continue. Thank you for asking, I appreciate it. Some asari prefer male pronouns, while others gravitate toward gender-neutral where language allows.
angara: My people have several pronouns to identify themselves with. Perhaps I should prepare a document.
asari: Please do

>>172421474
Whoever thought long-ass planet transitions that you can't skip was a good idea need to get fired.

It was cool the first time but after the third time shit was way too annoying, especially with all the planet hopping you have to do for a lot of quests

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>>172421470
>shite
Shut up lexis, go believe in god somewhere else

>>172421589
>implying that is fat
Being chubby is good and cuddly
Also fabulous medium sized hair and facial hair

Get rekt hater

>>172421474
Not one anomaly mission. What the fuck?

>>172421758
So it is based on you, and you are an ugly piece of shit, got it.

>>172421758
I'll go somewhere else when you make a decent looking character

>>172420783

>Ryder hates aliens
>AI forced him/her to fuck a Turian
>SAM is removed from Ryder, and Ryder recoils from Vetra's touch

i want to be edgy pathfinder, help

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>>172421629
>This triggers /pol/tards
Their tears are always so so sweet

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Anyone know if anything changes if you dont kill the cardinal?

>>172421835
Play a deadly stealth sniper

keep drive core or give it?

Anyone found a fix for the movie nights bug in new game+?

>>172421958
>mfw shot that faggot
felt good honestly.

>>172422029
Give it. The other krogan is bluffing.

>>172422082
>felt good he shot an irrelevant cleric
Sigh so many emotional retards around

>>172422128
even worse - ryder used AR, not the shotty I had equipped. missed opportunity on epikk webm

>>172421679
>Up to the fucking quest where I have to go from each planet to find some fucking trackers
These fucking transitions are like 30 seconds long, why did they not just put a god damn option to turn this shit off.

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What is this expression trying to convey?

I think my game is bugged and now I can't buy weapons, mods, or armor from stores. Nothing is helping, goodbye mods.

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>>172422215
>Ryder had my sniper rifle in the scene
>Even made the loud as fuck sniper rifle shot sound

It's weird though, in some scenes you have your own weapon and in others it gives you random shit.

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Anyone bothered with this? Is it worth making later on?

>"we used to work for an organization called cerberus, but we left when our boss decided to spend money on bringing people back from the dead, lazarus was pure voodoo"
talking shit about shepard? i wish i could gun down npcs in this game.

>>172421785
>made a spic
>sides with reyes

imagine that

>>172422474
>we rather focus on weapons of mass destruction for world domination so we left

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I want a short femtur waifu to protect!

>>172422774
>short

what are you a faggot?

>>172422771
>miranda is a literal human supremacist
>ms. lawson wasn't racist enough for them.
how do i recruit these people?

>>172422215
mine used the SMG he had.
it's odd, sometimes the weapons are right, and other times they're not.

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Repostan about Number Eight, Jarun Tann:
I realize his heart is in the right place and he never intended to be Director but his ego puts him in danger of the job getting to his head which can lead to situations like the Krogan walk-out.

But He's much less of a shit than Addison and worth keeping, he just needs to be kept in check both by Ryder in general and by Kesh & Kandros when it comes to Nexus problems.

You can repeatedly bully him but I only pick an occasional "fuck you Tann" choice when the situation calls for it (and because I have a soft spot for Salarians) and I like when he's not being a pushover.

Like early on where he throws your insult to him back in your face, perfectly fine.

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>That hair dye combination
I thought it was a bug lol, i wonder how it would look irl

>>172422592
Anon i am not an Ameridumb, and you arent that much different from mexico these days :p

>>172422284
Autistic cuteness.

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>>172422910
There is nothing wrong with short femturs, all heights are good!

>>172423053
To be fair though he made a retarded choice with the Krogan and Exiles, hell most of the exiles were exiled just for questioning if he was going too far

>>172423186
so do turians have tits or not?

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Can you RP as a human supremacist or do you have to be le good guy?

>>172423186
I want to slip my tongue in between those creases

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>>172423327
The answer is who knows, I like them both ways

You guys save the Krogan Scouts or Pathfinder Raeka and her people?

>>172423186
Why is that male turian complaining that he's not getting the same attention as females at a topless beach?

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>>172423348
NO BIGOTS were allowed in Andromed ;^)

So you cant be that

>>172423348
you can be super serious good guy, or quipster good guy.
>tfw you can't be a conquer

>>172423432
That image was made before femtur appearances were ever confirmed

>>172423468
Because the iniative didnt want bigots and conquerors, this is an intellectual explorers mission!

I wish the initiative was real IRL, abandoning earth and its bigots behind would be glorious

>>172423432
Literally made a year before we even saw Nyreen

I like Regina's design more than the canon ones, the no crest and cat-eye shit is retarded

Crack when?

>>172423468
It's extremely disappointing that you can't be a massive cock in this game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PjTuSQNLI4

>>172423459
HATE NEWSPAPERS

thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-IQ1u8acW0

>scan a bunk-bed
>organic fluids suggest cross-species relations took place here
>100% angara
>100% asari
fucking parasites are already at it

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>Reee my room is colder
Seriously does this guy NOT whine and make up negative shit about everything?

Last time i was there he was whining because the scientist havent figured the scourge yet.

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>>172423664

>>172422369
It gets really good once you hit rank 5

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Just completed the game, after 80 or so hours.

I purposefully didn't use the internet so I didn't have any moments spoiled for me.

This is my first interaction on the internet since the 18th or so.

Some things I loved in the game:

>Driving the nomad in the different environs
>Weather effects on your armour
>The loyalty missions
>Seeing the effects of terraforming
>First time fighting an architect
>Combat is refined from the earlier games and great fun
>Angara are neat
>The game is beautiful in 4k, first "AAA" game I've played in 4k

Also I romanced Cora and jerked off to the sex scene which I shadowplayed.

All my screenshots (I took around 160 screens and about 20 videos) are too big for 4chan so I can't be bothered fixing them all to upload here.

>>172423274
Oh definitely, I'm not saying the guy has done nothing wrong.

Most of that was Spenders but according to Drack "Tann came down hard. Too hard"

Still his bias against Krogan aside I'm glad he had nothing to do with Spenders bullshit...I don't want another Donnel Udina.

>>172423563
as soon as you embrace the BRAAAAAAAAP

>>172423158
Stop posting your hideous character. Or put on a trip so I can filter you.

>>172423053
Tann is a fuckup with a massive ego who wants to run the show and call all the shots.

>>172423664
Where

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>>172423432
Because NEWFAGS, LEAVE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>No mission to stop Sloane from extorting my Outpost

What the hell?

>>172423432
It's a Turian Trap who's on the wrong beach.

>>172423912
What's with all the male turian pictures?

>>172423838
I'm surprised we didn't get a choice to replace Tann, I thought they were going to redeem them, but no just plain assholes throughout

>Dat ass tier

Cora

>God tier

Drack
Jaal

>Good tier

Vetra

>Shit tier

Peeb

>Jacob tier

Liam

Fucking hell this multiplayer is shit.
>laggy as fuck
>random crashes
And no it isn't on my end because I play other online games just fine. They need to fix their god damn servers.

>>172420161
AFAIK the sibling is on the ship and you can interact with them also they're tied to some missions

>>172423597
But can it be fixed? Can it be improved?

That's the real question I want to know

>>172424043
>servers
ha

>>172423726
I know, but I still think it's stupid that as the apparent "Leader" of the initiative he has too much too power he can't handle, he should abdicate it to the next in line, anyone has to be better than him

I hope in some DLC or maybe sequel he does something to redeem himself

>>172424079
You're telling me they're unironically using P2P? Was ME3 like that?

>>172423901
its on kadara on the second floor of a two story building you go to during the "search charybdis point for evidence" section in the "something in the water" quest.
I can't screen shot as im a pleb, but its about 400m north-east of where the kadara settlement site is

>>172424173
>pve needs le dedicated servers meme

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>>172423970


Do you understand how lucky we are to have been born in the same galaxy as the noble Asari race who were the first to discover the citadel and welcomed other races with open arms instead of fighting with them?

We are lucky to be taught by such a superior race. I am eternally thankful to them for my Asari huntress training days.


I remember sarissa's manuals each and EVERY day

>>172424173
They are and yest it was

It's a nightmare for some classes if you're not host

>>172424182
Yeah I know the one you're talking about, the one near that big crater, and across from it is the house where the krogan gets killed. Thanks.

>>172423941
>tfw you will never touch his feminine cloaca

>>172423941
>>172423960

I hate this meme, so many good femtur pictures ruined because of the ass retarded 'potato head' design

>>172424274
>waaah my headcanon isn't real

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>you don't get a sex scene with avela

I NEED HER LUSCIOUS LIPS AROUND MY COCK

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Hey Ryder.
Can we hurry up and find the Asari Ark?
We need Sarissa and the other Asari if we stand a chance in Andromeda, my huntress training will be helpful finding them.

I miss my Asari huntress training days, would you like a list of books you should read if you are interested? You are interested right? Here I'll just go ahead and send you an email.

>>172423970
>hating on liam
C'mon man hes alright, hes not as boring as jacob.
I liked his sense of diplomacy, getting to know people by being bros.
But he still has his whiny moments.

>>172424205
This is a bait post, right?

>>172424205
PvE multiplayer, yes, it does. Because when the host has nigger-tier Walmart internet and my fucking character is rubberbanding all over the map while I'm trying to kill people, it kinda ruins the experience.

>>172424303
We wouldn't be having this autistic discourse, if the Bioware designers didn't take 7 years to design one.

>>172423414
Anyone?

>>172424357
it's even worse since the addition of instakill attacks, getting sucked back 15 meters to get killed is not fun

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>>172424213
nice meme

>>172424383
Saved the scouts because Drack is my favorite squadmate and I didn't want to upset him. Shitty decision though because I really liked the Salarian Pathfinder. She didn't deserve that.

>>172424321
you need to make a few new lines mate

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Thessia, being a huge source of Eezo awoke the Asari naturally to Biotics and they have been gracious enough to teach lesser species their techniques.

The Asari Huntresses don't only use biotics though but are complete soldiers and scouts too, i know that because i trained with them.

What's the deal with the whole 'fused fingers' thing? Why is this becoming a trope for 'alien anatomy'?

Why would that be a preferred trait in the Angara? Why would that not be surgically corrected at birth?

>>172424383
a pathfinder is too precious to lose, plus she sounds cute

>>172424351
>>172424357
Is "dedicated servers" the new meme of 2017?

Has it replaced tick rate, the meme of 2016?

>>172423838
This is true. It's why he should be kept in check.

>>172424156
I'm fine if he redeems himself a little bit but not too much. But I don't want him to be too nice all of a sudden.

But what I really dont want is a repeat of Udina and what happens to him in 3.

>>172424260
no problem. now STAY STRONG, AND CLEAR!

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>>172424321
I had a few "contacts" that should have dealt with the Asari Ark "situation", I need to reach out to them to help with the "search"

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>>172424321
>>172424213
>Cora is an asari weeaboo

>>172423414
I am going with the scouts, i cant let them create more exalted Krogans and since they are close they will become a serious issue.

That is at least lore wise, no idea if it means much gameplay wise yet.

A pathfinder can be transfered to someone else, she is skilled and all but she lost her SAM which makes her less valuable

>>172424274
I understand where you're coming from but I love the Turian Trap meme.

>>172424321
I find her asaribooism adorable desu.

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>>172424494
>meme
Is this somehow supposed to diminish it's importance? By calling it a meme does that make it less of a reasonable baseline expectation? Do you believe the human eye can only see in 30fps?

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>>172424417

>>172424538
>>172424604
Weeabloo

>>172424417
fucking hell that's a thick ass

>>172424494
>he actually believes dedicated servers aren't objectively better than P2P for multiplayer modes in 2017

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>>172424417
>meme
>Muh asari huntress manuals say

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>>172424417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPSCjnwD3gc

>>172424417
Can someone take that thing and just strap it to every character model?

I'm pretty sure my enjoyment of the game would improve by 300% if the Krogan were all walking around with gigantic asses.

>Drack getting scammed by an Asari who wants an old Matriarchs credits

kek

>>172424496
I agree, I'm lukewarm on Tann, I like that we have a massive egotistical fuckup of a character trying to do things right and fucking it all up, but i'd like to either get his act together a bit or just stay out of the picture really

Hey Ryder

Did you know

That uhm

Asari Huntress

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>>172424417
cora is now best girl

Where is the fourth architect? Does kadara have one?

>>172425054
You unlock the architect quest once you talk to the leader of the outpost you created.

So is there only one behemoth in the game?

I never saw another.

RYDER

WORM

How to I go back on the tempest from H-0?

>>172423574
>Hostages only work when your enemy cares if they live.

God I miss Shepard.

>>172425054
Fourth architect?

For what

Architects i remember
Voeld
Eos
Archon's ship
Meridian

>>172425247
Mantain T to extract while in the nomad.

>>172425293
thanks bby

>>172425281
>>172425054
Yes, Kadara has one. It's up near where you find the DUDEWEED outcasts

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>>172425245
>you don't get to fight the worm

>>172425337
You can do that on every planet, too.

>>172424534
If only we got the racial supremacist femtur we wanted

>>172425281
Wtf is an architect what did I miss

>>172425245
STAY STRONG

AND CLEAR

>>172425396
did you revisit your outposts?

>>172425396

The big flying tentacle remnant with face lasers and grenade launchers that end up in orbit when you kill them.

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>>172425396

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>>172425396
This thing.

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>go to Liam's room
>he's half naked again
>go to Liam's room again
>now Jaal is naked

>>172425396
There's one on all planets except Havarl, as well as the 'boss' one for the final fight.

>>172425293
should really put that in the next OP.

So what's the consensus, female or male ryder?

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Did this Suvi bitch just invite herself into MY room? To drink tea no less?

Who the FUCK does this bitch think she is?

Cora is the only "woman" allowed into my room!

>>172425614
Male ryder so you can cum inside Cora's thick ass

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Remember,

If you dont fuck Peebee and also romance your husbando/waifu, you are some beta shit

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>>172425396
Hello, Neo.

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Any pointers on how to get Heleus data?

Trying to research the max ranks of the Defender outfit and the requirements are pretty bonkers. Wouldn't mind so much if I knew a reliable source of data

>>172425614
Both have their ups and downs.

I prefer Sara. Her voice acting sounds better and more emotive to me. Scott comes across a bit flat imo.

>>172425554
>go to kitchen
>drack is naked
>go to med-bay
> lexi is spying on drack while stroking her MT

>>172425614
I like Nathan Drake In Space so Scott for me.

>>172425719
I don't want to smell like a swamp when I go rock climbing

>still no female salarian romance

jesus christ i want to fuck that aide of tann's so fucking hard

her voice gets me so erect i want to hold her down and inject her cloaca with my hot human seed and show her my andromeda

>>172425464
No, I've been busy doing other shit I never went back to the old outposts. Will I get a quest?

>>172425720
Kek.

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>the facial expressions and dialogue in this game
I swear to fucking christ this is an autism awareness simulator in disguise

>>172425835
yes

>>172425707
This. Cora is by far the best long term waifu in this game

wait so how do I make havarl more viable, do I just run around killing shit? I already activated the monoliths and it seems I cant settle here so Im fresh out of ideas

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Daily reminder racists, homophobes and other forms of hateful bigots werent allowed in Andromeda and that is why you dont have bigot choices :D

>>172425719
But i am not a slut, im loyal

>>172425915
You fuck her before you are loyal to someone you cuck

>>172425840
this is what happens when autists writes "normal"

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>>172425872
I like her.

>>172425872
It's my one regret of preferring Sara.

>>172425950
But you already have met your husbando by that time

>>172425915
Reminder to stop posting your incredibly ugly chubby Filipino Ryder that no one wants to see.

>>172425614
personally i like femryders VA better, that said dickryder has a good VA too.

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>>172425614
It's the ultimate dilema.
Fuck a cute girl, or BE the cute girl.

>>172425915
your Ryder is fucking disgusting, please stop

>>172425762
>>172425554
>Go to Deck
>Kallo is piloting the ship, naked
Liam projects a field that results in the other guys getting naked.

Like Indoctrination but with Alien Male Nudity

>>172426026
Top kek, im from the EU btw

>>172425872
>Vetra

>>172426065
But you can romance vetra or peebee as fem

>>172426082
as expected

>>172425958
Are you trying to tell me this $110 AAA game is normal? Because this shit is beyond retarded my dude. I've played plenty of games on release with whacked out bugs and glitches but all of them at least seemed fixable. Andromeda is just hardwired to be autistic as fuck tbqh
Not saying I'm not enjoying the game, I'm fucking loving it but talking to people in it just makes me all kinds of uncomfortable.

>>172426101
Can't romance the boring human weeabloo who happens to have the best romance arc in the game though.

desu Sara's romance options suck.

>>172426101
Doesn't really solve the dilemma.

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>>172425840
Precisely.

>>172426082
So you're a gay white guy who finds chubby spics attractive. Disgraceful.

>>172426101
>peebee
>cute
lmao just die

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>>172425840
No she just wants daddy cock

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>>172425872
>ME:A 2 is just you and Cora gardening

>>172425967
fug! my dick gets so hard when she yells instructions at ryder during the prologue. also she was made to give birth, those hips....HNNNNGGGHHH

>>172425892
anyone? just want to get my AVPs up and running

>all these grannyfags
>muh thicc ass

>>172426082
>From the EU

I don't understand.

Do you think that means something?

>>172426272
No, me:A2 you join Reyes crew because the initiative isnt dealing with the kett anymore and they are the only ones listening.

But cora like a good cuck will stay with the initiative

>>172425802
>the secretary
>not Raeka

Come on lad, no need to be such a pleb

>>172426324
just doing the main mission I think

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Why did they bring Sara?

>>172426183
>>172426234
Mass Effect took a turn for the worst.. but I like where it's going ;^)

>>172425614
Sara's laugh makes my heart throb, so I'm stuck with her for eternity.

>>172426423
>implying I didn't drop that bitch instantly

I'd never leave a Krogan behind.

>>172426190
He said he's from the EU, what makes you think he's white?

EU is nothing but brown people nowadays.

>>172426089
>MUH SID the character.
>tfw vetra has the same loyalty arc as miri, albeit more nuanced

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>>172426443
I bet.

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>>172426443
>Not wanting to be comfy turbo autist making space CWCville

Is anyone on their second playthrough?

I'm thinking of starting as a female Ryder now.

>>172426381
Aka European

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>Shepard-Commander has placed faith in us. We will do the same for Normandy.
>Don't you mean the Normandy's crew?
>We do not see a meaningful distinction.
Damn man...

When will this "Sara has autism" meme end? As a guy with an autismo imouto, I don't like it.

>>172426575
well I'm at 100 hours so far so I think I've got to be getting close to starting over.

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>>172426437
what was the base copy pasta of that again?

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>>172426484
And what exactly do you think is gonna happen when the spacenogs find out you're fucking a Salarian? Especially one who works for Tann?

>>172424692
She's a full on self-parody in that email.

>>172426580
Whoa now bud, "From the EU" and "European" aren't the same thing. Pretty sure people are hard at work making sure even "European" is merely a term for geographic location, too

>>172426272
>exploring and adventuring by day
>gardening in the evening
>hot biotically enhanced fugging every night

>this will never be my life
im an-heroing tonight lads

>>172426553
>bowl of eggs
top kek

>>172426503
>MUH SID the character
>when he likes MUH ASARI the character
Lmao

>>172426652
Krogans respect strength, they respect me.

They'll see me creampieing that salarian slut and think "Oh he must be doing it for a dominance thing" and they'll be proud of me

>>172426669
People who are physically in an european country but are not part of the EU dont really use the term European so it mostly suggests Eu members

Why am I having such a hard time in the MP with weapon damage? It seems that every gun I use is a peashooter.

What are some good MP loadouts lads?

Also, post how many times you have been instakilled through walls by ascendants and fiends.

>>172426652
Nothing?

>>172426557
Man it's like such a serious mission and shit saving humanity you know
But what the fuck why
Was everyone frozen for too long?

>>172426820
MP is intentionally hard to encourage microtransactions.

None of the guns are going to save you.

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>>172426891
>MP is intentionally hard to encourage microtransactions.

you're retarded

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>>172426723
Her loyalty quest is about her losing faith on asari, though.
Then you just give her the d.

>>172426781
>implying Spacetwink McFuccboi can dominate anyone
>implying there is a single romance that doesn't consist of him burying his face in the pillow while getting fucked in the ass

wew lad

>>172426723
where else am i supposed to find a thic military futa babe, got to take the good with the bad

>>172426820
Use snipers. Some of the assault rifles are good, like the Falcon and the Valkyrie. Shotguns are mostly crap except maybe the Dhan.

>>172426945
>Cobra RPG is overpowered as fuck
>Rarest characters are overpowered as fuck

Open enough of the high-end cases with real money and you can consumable your way out of pretty much anything, and have a character orders of magnitude stronger than the common/uncommon trash ones you're stuck with.

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>>172426978
>implying Spacetwink McFuccboi can dominate anyone

This alone ruins the game, I want to dominate my xeno women

More people that want to bang Salarians?
Neat. You can have his secretary I'd rather screw Tann and have him be submissive to me.

>>172426891
>actually using real money to buy things
I sincerely hope you people don't do this.

Seriously.

>>172426956
>grannyface manjaw
Also Vetra is adorable when she's embarrassed. The juxtaposition between badass smuggler merc and shy stammering qt is great.

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>>172426956
>stopped worshiping asari
>started worshiping you instead

>>172426625
I feel for you anon, but if you are expecting people to stop making fun of autism you're probably on the wrong website

>>172427107
>I sincerely hope you people don't do this.

People do, otherwise this business model wouldn't be wildly successful.

This game is LITERALLY MADE UNDER EA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A3qCIrTolo

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>>172427134
Pretty much.

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is your Ryder religious

>>172426978
Ryder literally makes everyone his bitch

Every alien wants a taste of Ryder's jizz even the krogan

GRENADE LAUNCHER
or
STICKY GRENADE LAUNCHER
?

>>172427078
>implying
Asari Adept is arguably the best biotic in the game and is an uncommon character. Same goes for Krogan Engineer which is one of the best tech classes and is uncommon. The only good UR characters are Krogan Gladiator and the Asari, and the Asari Adept is arguably as good a biotic as these two.

>>172427229
no suvi and stop bringing it up no one cares however you accent is delightful and i want those pink lips around my cock

>>172427229
Nah. Also told Suvi that this is bullshit.

>start new game
>get out of the medbay
>can't open open up my scanner to progress the prologue
this game is going to be like a abusive relationship

>>172427114
It seems to be a trend among Turians. I like to think their entire society is built on them all secretly being giant insecure nerds, but they all act like space romans because they're scared of anyone finding out.

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Isn't it adorable how happy Jaal is after the main story?

>>172427372
Jaal is autistic

>>172421020
> playing this and trying to get sweet drifts

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XhQIXO0vUOM

It's a dream

>>172427247
neither, it nerfs your damage output massively

>>172427229
Fuck no, it's 2819 in a new galaxy flying around in space ships exploring new worlds and meeting new species.

It makes even less sense to be religious then than it does now.

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>>172427423
No, just Sara.

>>172427460
but muh high intensity explosive saturation fire

>>172427247
None of the weapon type mods are worth applying, at all, under any circumstances.

So /meg/, do you think the benefactor is someone we already know?

Could it be the illusive man?

>>172427528
i love the plasma seeking bolts on shotgun pham

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>>172427372
Jaal is always kawaii as fuck.
>pick up the hamster
>"You're the most adorable critter I've met in Andromeda so far. Except Jaal. He's special."

>>172427423
Jaal is the opposite of an autist.

He's a vagina.

>>172427107
Tann is submissive. He smoothly agrees with stuff to your face and has to creep around picking up your dirty laundry in the background.

>>172427524
I'd do it on a weapon that isn't your main, the explosive auto shotgun is hilarious

>>172427372
no.

>>172424369
It's gonna happen again when BW finally makes a nude Turian model and it looks nothing like people's headcanons.

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Two shower thoughts I had:

1. Liara T'Soni leaves a recording and data on information about the reapers on planets incase your fight against the reapers go poorly. But in the Mass EFfect world, everyone uses translators. So whatever species evolves and discovers the recording is just going hear ooka booka, and not actually get a message.

2. The only reason travel around the milky way is possible is due to the relays. Thus, i wouldn't expect that future games should allow us to explore the whole Andromeda galaxy

>>172427710
Does Vetra not get nude?

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>>172426978
I... I kinda want Vetra to fuck me in the ass...

That's normal, right?

>>172427657
Until something important needs doing, then he and the entire leadership forbid you from doing what must be done.

Kinda like when the council grounded your ship to prevent you going to Ilos to pursue Saren and stop him from reaching the conduit.

>>172427593
it's the Shadow Broker

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Ladies and gentlemen,
How do we fix Jacob?

Here's my idea:
>combine him and Vega
>Vega's backstory, except Jacob leaves the Alliance after Paragon Lost, disgusted by his promotion
>becomes a merc
>approached by Cerberus, turns it down initially because of Fehl Prime, works with Miranda (unknowingly) undercover, and joins, impressed by Miranda
>spends ME2 shittalking the Alliance, but not being too keen on Cerberus
>loyalty mission is him finding a way to forgive himself, and the Alliance
>reenlists with the Alliance post-ME2
>takes the place of Vega in ME3
>is overrall a very Neutral Good character, yet a soldier, willing to give his life for the greater good

>>172427140
I don't expect them to stop, but I'm just wondering when the meme will die down to normal levels. What, like a few months?

>>172427657
More submissive, to suit my perverted fanatasies.

>>172427779
The only way jacob could have been more of a perfect stereotype is if his loyalty mission involved him and his dad bonding by stealing bikes together and if he died first in the suicide mission.

I wish we had a second femtur to have a fling with

I want Vetra to cry herself to sleep repeating "why isn't he with me"

>>172427779
>how do we fix jacob?
let him go into the vents like asks

>>172427229
It's hard not to look at the new expanse of galaxy laid out before everyone, just as vast and intricate as the one left behind, knowing that there are uncounted other galaxies beyond, each with its simple lives, world-ending crises, and indescribable beauties, and not think that a greater hand than ours set it all in motion.

>>172427730
I imagine in ME:A 2 we'll find some device that Kett use to go from cluster to cluster. Probably remnant portals or something.

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>>172427593
Most likely. Some will argue that it's Liara as the Shadow Borker but that'd conflict with the timing of the sudden influx of money to the Andromeda Initiative, which happens after ME1 and before ME2 (so she isn't the Borker yet).
Besides, it's a Mac Walters game, so a Cerberus connection is pretty much a given.

On the other hand it COULD have been the original Broker funding it, I mean take a look at his ship and compare it to the Arks...

>>172427765
Standard buddy-cop movie stuff. Turn in your badge, you're off the case.

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>>172427745

>>172427593
>>172427968
Not possible, the benefactor knew about that something is coming since around me1

Liara didnt know about reapers at all around me1

An interesting theory is that it could be some geth

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>>172427096
It's why you need the tall girlfriend, for best effect when you end up standing over her.

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>>172427593
From my point of view who the benefactor, at this point, is largely irrelevant.
If they even came to Andromeda a few things have happened.
>They're high in the AI's command structure
If they were placed high in the organization there's a somewhat large chance that they're dead.
>They came as a normal colonist
If they weren't placed high in the organization than they've lost much of their ability to control it, as those they influenced are dead, and at this point in the game the Pathfinders have all the power.
>They'll take power once everything is settled
Once the Initative is fully dissolved into a new galactic government for these bodies, they may again have a chance to gain influence and power, but that would be a long time coming, and chances are none of the first generation settlers will be a part of it for long.

I think the Benefactor is The Geth, with the plan to spread AI to all corners of the universe and wipe out all biological life. Fuck AI and fuck SAM.

I wasn't sure about SAM at first but he's kind of grown on me.

>>172427745
just go look at a random rock, it's basically the same thing

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>>172427730
She mentions she's installed the capsule with every linguistics and translation program she could find, along with a copy of Glyph, but she knows it's not fool-proof.

Travel *is* possible, but it's far too slow to be practical. Besides, they probably brough Relay tech, so you only need to make that journey once.

>>172427874
kek
It's a damn shame. Mass Effect is one of the few series where there shouldn't be stereotypes.

Ah well, gotta achieve the diversity quota.

>>172427937
In retrospect I know it doesn't matter, but Jacob isn't a tech expert. What if he fucks up and can't get the door open? Then Shepard and the rest of the team die on opposite sides of a door that could've been opened if you sent a techie.

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>>172427920
Apologize, or else.

>>172427757
If it isn't, I don't want to be normal.

Chose Sloanne.

Not really a fan of either of them since they are both terrible people. But Reyes basically cheating in the duel was just one more reason why I could't trust him.

Shot him afterwards, which resulted in a very amusing hypocritical email from him

>t. Moralfag
What is the email that moralfags got?

>>172427730
>Two shower thoughts I had:
At first I honestly thought this would be about how the Tempest has two open showers, before I remember what a "shower thought" was.

>>172428161
>ME:A goes down the "synthetics vs humans" route again

No no and furthermore no.

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>>172427968
>Borker
why you gotta do this anon ;_;

>>172403212
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS WORRIED ABOUT

THIS IS WHY I WANTED HER TO BE STRAIGHT

ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR YOU ALREADY GOT GARRUS

FUCKING REEEEE

>>172427779
The answer is probably "more personality" but it's difficult because any personality you give him would probably be "too black" or "not black enough" for critics. So I'm just gonna say, make him female.

I was thinking about this earlier, actually. You have to have a black dude on the team, probably or sjws will get fussy. So Liam basically had to exist, and be black. But why him? Why not Cora? probably because people would be assblasted that there was no white girl to fuck

>>172428161
>I think the Benefactor is The Geth, with the plan to spread AI to all corners of the universe and wipe out all biological life. Fuck AI and fuck SAM.
>Retarded conspiracy theories intensify
Go be an Ai hater bigot elsewhere

>>172428184
HOLY SHIT, mcdonalds?

>>172428231
I chose Reyes, cause I had no love for Sloane and felt no obligation to interfere on her behalf.

Plus Reyes was never a problem for me, he helped me out a good bit.

I saw him as representing hope that the bridge between the exiles and the initiative could be mended, whereas Sloane was more of an obstacle.

>>172428231
>Sloane extorts your outpost and beats up your people
>Reyes puts an angara in charge so the angara are happy with you and he makes sure nothing happens to the initiative colony

Sloane is the bad choice.

You could argue "Oh but what if Reyes turns bad?" So what? His biggest power is his secret and I have that, he's just one guy I'll fuck him up.

>>172428107
>An interesting theory is that it could be some geth
That's an ass-pull. Why would the geth fund a human initiative instead of, you know, building their own shit and just flying off into the sunset, leaving the Milky Way getting fucked by the Reapers?
Illusive Man or bust

>>172428161
>spoiler
...not bad.

>>172428178
>Travel *is* possible, but it's far too slow to be practical. Besides, they probably brough Relay tech, so you only need to make that journey once.

The problem with the Relays is that they Citadel races couldn't figure out how to reverse engineer them and eventually just stopped trying. We can make Mass Effect drives and all, but Relay's are to the current FTL drives as they are to a ten speed bike. There is a level of technology is just too far beyond their current understanding and would take generations upon generations to really understand and remake.

So what'll happen is that there will be some kind of Remnant Tech that we'll find that will allow travel to a new cluster.

>>172428396
>His biggest power is his secret and I have that, he's just one guy I'll fuck him up
heh...

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>>172428318
No we didnt get gay Garrus even though everyone wanted to suck Garru's dick as a male sheparda

>>172428460
Yeah, Remnant are just the new Reapers. Similar style plot device, but still different enough to be unique.