>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/28351/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
http://www.dotabuff.com/
https://www.opendota.com/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
Streamlink Twitch GUI: https://github.com/streamlink/streamlink-twitch-gui
>COSMETIC ITEM BETTING
http://dota2lounge.com/
http://dota2.vpgame.com/
>losing to 40 year old washed up chinks
time to whip out the good ol so many particles bitch
>>172385676
>i spent $200 on one hero and I'm still 2k
>>172385810
i spent 200$ on a hooker and i still don't have a GF
get on my level faggot.
Just like old times!
Should I fall for the invoker meme? He looks fun but I don't know if I have the patience to learn him.
>Cr1ts drafts
BRING BACK PEDUR
Would changing Clinkz' ulti make him viable?
>>172387907
play him in dota imba if that's still alive
>Tobi
Why does he so much stupid shit
>>172388042
rework it so you actually get damage from eating a creep instead of getting like 5%
also allow eating small ancients at level 2 and big ancients at level 3 ult
GG eg are playing like shit
Soon.
>>172385676
particles ruined dota
jfc eg what are you doing
>Tfw someone picks Techies
>Tfw game goes past an hour
>Tfw no end in sight
>Tfw 2 hours and still no end
FUCKING END MY LIFE
U
C
K
T
E
C
H
I
E
S
>https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3084177577
why are we so dead
>>172387907
>>172388058
and get a smurf. there's nothing more hilarious but also frustrating than playing against 2ks but being a garbage invoker
>>172389352
Na fanshits killed themselves
>>172389236
you ruined dota
when is the solo tournament
>>172389352
asian tournament so only ausfags awake
so eg isn't making top two?
give me ONE fucking reason not to start every game as every support off with 5 mangos and 1 faerie fire
IG is so fucking broken. What the fuck?
I miss ppd and fear
What is this joke of a western team? Is this the best western dota can give us?
I've never seen eg look so trash
secret.arteezy when?
so I guess EG stopped trying or something
>>172389576
you dont have goold to buy 5 mangos and 1 fairie fire
>THERE ARE EG FANS IN THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW
>25min GG
WHAT WENT WRONG
>>172389772
let's just farm all game lmao
OVERHYPED
FRAUD
TEAMS
China Number One!
>>172389723
You're forgetting OG
LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED
>EG
EG.SingSing
>>172389379
I hadn't even considered making a smurf
guess I'll do that tomorrow and start practicing
it's also a great opportunity to bring a friend in without dragging him into my higher ranked matches or forcing ourselves to play with bots
nice draft cr1t
>panel trying to hype up ig
>when eg is just a trash team
I've seen through your jewish tricks NA panel
>EG
>EG caring about a honeypot tournament
>>172389778
Hopefully never. Secret isn't even good and he would ruin that team too.
Post >yfw you'll never be as destructive as arteezy
Now I've learned that Liquid wasn't fucking around when fighting against IG. They didn't have a strat to counter their picks, so they had to experiment on their own.
We joke about Bulba being the team destroyer
But isn't RTZ the far subtler team assassin?
There's just something about him that destroys the chance of any team he's on
>>172390125
>tfw Bulba isn't as destructive as Arteezy
>>172389942
Hasn't NP also been pretty good?
>Monkey King pickers think they're good at DotA
>>172390361
EG picks Earth Spirit
>high dota IQ
>>172390019
What's the chinese for honeypot LAN?
Crit really bad in draft desu
>>172390246
Bulba come and go fast. Arteezy is the ricin of team assassin's.
>>172390439
DAC
>>172390261
team assassin (TA)
1. TA.Arteezy
2. TA.BSJ
3. TA.Bulba
4. TA.canceL
5. TA.ComeWithMe
>RTC-effect slowly returning
>he is gonna rejoin shitrekt after Kiev turns into shit
>be on 8 match lose streak
>tell team i really need to win this one
>they say ok
>intentionally feed the enemy team 1 by 1
>throw away massive advantage
>fed legion 700 duel damage
>with the worst invoker i ever laid eyes upon
okay valve, okay okay. im un-installing.
>pgl in charge of streams
>>172390595
I'd replace cancel or CWM with synderen
>backdooring the front door is still a thing that exists in this fucking game
>>172390687
>>pgl in charge of streams
is the next set completely pointless or will it determine seeding in bracket?
Is the next game really in half an hour?
I wish iceiceice would play mid again and not rely on a shitty ladyboy that has his head up his ass 80% of the time. Maybe they won't end up last place every LAN if that happens
>25 minutes until next games
Just end me now
>both matches to start the day are stomps so you can't even watch the B stream while waiting for the A stream to start again
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>172391042
>EG surrendered before the 25 min mark
Hmm
>>172390997
there are only 2 good mids in SEA and its ddz and midone and both are not playing for faceless
lel wut
sheevers name is jorian or some shit
I want sheever's thighs around my head
I want Soe's wedding ring around my finger
>>172391461
>Jorian Hoovien
Literally a horse
>>172391468
looking cute today
>>172390997
Mid is the one position in Dota 2 with an expiration date.
GOD DAMN I WANT NOTAIL OFF OF OG. I WOULD ACTUALLY LIKE THEM THEN
>>172391461
kek I was reading her name as well and was trying to sound it out, sounded like a male name
>>172391429
>no abed
Are you shit talking the most powerful meepo in the world
>>172391589
>That man face
>>172391468
i would eat her pussy no matter how disgusting it is
>>172391447
>>172391589
god she even looks retarded
>EG got a direct invite to the Major
>>172391683
>>172391829
>Group stage matters this much
Why even play past group stage? OG wins the tournament. Secret should have won DAC 1
f i t j e w
i
t
j
e
w
LMAO rotk has a goatee now
>>172391948
kalle
>>172391948
kalle
>>172391669
Abed is playing in NA
>>172391894
>Secret should have won DAC 1
PPD cucked Artour out of that win. His Lion fucked up Artour's Sniper so bad that last game. He solo wrapped around the whole dire jungle just to get into FoD range against Sniper
>>172391948
kalle
>>172392210
Midione is playing eu and ddz is playing pubs
who here
>big
>FUCKING
>daddy
>>172392417
You're literally allowed to like anyone else but notail on OG
>>172392417
>>172392562
>typical antifun 4chan contrarian
Nah. I'm going to keep liking Notail.
>ults his entire team
nothin personell...
>>172391948
s4 needs a beard
>>172392664
>liking the retard carried to any victory he's every gotten
come on anon, you have better taste than that
>>172391589
OG or VG?
ded thread ded gaem
>>172391560
I want Soe's finger in my ring-piece
>>172392796
LMAO not even Sheever wants to bet on VG
I wish I was as handsome as kotlguy
>>172392417
>Le I am being carried by s4 and jerax face
>>172392796
>giving jerax monkey king
can anyone please tell me how does LC heal compare with slark purge?
isn't that obvious thats a fucked up balance right there?
VGJ fighting! 加油!
>ana is 17
what the fuck
>>172392935
you have a game to cast dakota
>>172392943
>>172392783
>all that matters is how the players performs his role
nigga do you even pay any attention to n0tails pings in game? i can assure you he does half the captaining at least
what if support slark
>>172392971
I don't understand the question. LC can heal instead of taking damage and she can cast it on other people. Pact can be used before he is disabled.
kek that batrider, cheeky cunt taking the enemy wave with him
>>172393036
Nigga are you retarded? Of course they do. The carries make the fucking calls after 20 minutes because they are the damage dealers. If they feel uncomfortable with a call, the fight doesn't go well.
But it doesn't matter. They give Notail some brainless le epik right click hero every fucking game, then Jerax/s4/Ana carry the fuck out of him
>>172393154
he doesnt play the game, ignore him
>>172393154
yeah but that advantage slark has is fucking negligible
LC heals for like 300 HP, gives you movespeed and removes purges + cast on allies
slark purge bites away at your HP, can't be cast on allies and deals shit damage
>s4
Wtf was that
>gustav magnus'wife'sson
>4 heroes to kill a tusk
here's the lesson for all you nyx first timers
stun right after vendetta, the more you delay it the less surprised and more prepared your enemy is to dodge the stun
>>172393369
>>172393036
You could literally put anyone, hell, even BSJ on that team, and they would still be tier 1. The ammount of space Jerax, and s4 create is so ridiculous that it even makes a mediocre carry like notail look good. Seriously, they are the real mvps.
where the fuck's the liqudi game
>wards now give flying vision
there, monkey king fixed
>>172393747
youre braindead if you seriously think that
Congrats Lina you played yourself
is that a fucking carry Nyx
>>172393593
oh and i forgot, lc heal also increases atk speed. its one of the best buffs in the game. much better than bloodlust or ice armor, nothing comes close
>>172393876
>delete monkeyking
there, dota fixed
>>172393593
>300 damage
>no cooldown, no mana cost
>great for jungling
>great for fighting
>let's slark purge dust, stuns, and disables quickly so he can shadowblade/dark pact
>460 magic damage combo on a right click hero that buys shadowblade
>shit
>>172393919
It's ok to ask questions but you shouldn't spout such obviously wrong reasoning.
>>172393937
>uninstall dota
there, your life is fixed
>>172393747
You could put anyone except an NAshitter, they can't play dota.
>>172393879
>calls me braindead
>he actually thinks notail is good as a carry
oh I am laffin
>>172393919
Bloodlust gives movement speed making it tons better as a buff. The debuff-clear is actually the spell's most important part.
>>172393876
There, dota broken
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT DIVE I feel like i just watched a replay of my matches
>>172394059
I did that and I'm still a useless neet. At least I'm playing good videogames and am not constantly angry anymore
>>172394014
>great for jungling
yeah its totally great for jungling when u have to replenish HP all the time
>no cooldown, no mana cost
is this a joke? kill yourself
>let's slark purge dust, stuns, and disables quickly so he can shadowblade/dark pact
lol, that's not an advantage. usually when you gank slark he doesn't even have the privilege of using it.
>460 magic damage combo on a right click hero that buys shadowblade
lol
>>172394335
>yeah its totally great for jungling when u have to replenish HP all the time
do you know what slark's ult does, you troglodyte?
>>172389790
yes you do actually, it's exactly 625
>>172394335
I can't teach someone so retarded. You win.
where's Shiki's Lina though guys?
>>172394335
>u
get out subhuman
>>172394408
>do you know what slark's ult does,
yes but you either need to replish mana or hp when jungling, which is shit. some heroes have liefsteal solutions. like LC for example
>running single core in 2017
yeah this is over for OG
>>172394546
Shitposting this poorly is easily banworthy.
>>172394670
its not shitposting. why would u jungle with slark when u can jungle with LC? are you that subhuman that you can't follow cons and pros?
WHY IS ANA NOT LANDING A SINGLE STUN JESUS CHRIST
I didn't follow dota after the clown-patch; since when is Monkey a support?
STOP MISSING STUNS ANA
>>172394732
Do you think s4 got yelled at for doing that? I don't usually get mad but if someone did that to me I might lose my temper.
>>172394961
MK's kit has always been good for a roaming support
>>172395056
looks like he is GoodEarthshaker right now
>>172394961
>When has one of the best roaming heroes been a support
>>172394997
Can you really blame him for forgetting about a retarded mechanic that never existed before this? Monkey shitter is such a faggot hero I hope he's nerfed to techies level and never seen again.
>a mid of the caliber of ana gets to coast to multiple championships
>sumail has to be burdened by rtz
life's not fair
>>172394961
He is goodriki
>anyone who mentions singsing is adelaide
loving this meme
>>172394997
It was right at the end of firefly
mistakes happen
>>172394732
>>172395210
I'd wager that MK is a huge success in terms of popularity. Expect the game to turn even more into this direction, reddit fucking loves it.
>2/3 of matchups are lower bracket
>BO1s round 1 LB with only 12 teams competing
did the chinks only have enough cash to rent the venue for 3 days or something. there is no sensible reason that such a major tournament would be ran in such a way
>losing with monkey kang
>>172394997
he deserved it for playing monkey king willingly
miracle mid monkey, are they even trying anymore
>>172395440
techies was really popular in the era where his broken shit won a TI, didn't stop him from getting nerfed into the ground
>>172395478
hows that even possible lol
I don't understand why MK is melee but has that much range
>newb here
do run into many cheaters in this game?
>>172395668
Lore reasons
>>172395690
scriptvoker is pretty common
>>172395668
You can SEE him use the staff
>>172395668
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruyi_Jingu_Bang
>Pros have been picking Tusk ever since Sing has been spamming him in pubs
Really makes you think
Ana is so bad what the fuck
OG.Sing when
>>172395807
don't forget scriptinker, the faggot who farm vacuums the entire map with his scripts and still loses
>>172395690
not really. smurfs at low levels and account buyers at higher levels are much more of an issue
>>172395690
>>172395807
And script techies. Though, techies players are pretty rare already, so script using techies are even more rare.
>>172394997
In a parallel universe s4 didn't ruin Monkey Kings leap and he landed a two man stun on Tusk and Lina to swing the match in their favor for the win.
>>172395747
>>172395819
>>172395860
no I mean I get that the monkey king has a long ass staff
but what is the balance reason
>>172395964
making him OP to sell skins, obviously
>>172395940
>draft 1 damage dealer and lastpick bat into many bat counters
>that troll warlord set
What is wrong with chinks that they think that looks like anything but hot garbage
>>172395964
Balance reason is shut the fuck up and buy monkey king arcana skin good goy
How the fuck does ana always loses mid?
OG need to pick up a better mid player.
Someone like SingSing.
>>172395964
It's not a balance reason, it's a "wouldn't it be cool" reason. Of all the things wrong with MK, a unique melee range isn't one.
>EG losing to IG
>OG losing to VG.who
what the heck is going on?
>>172396121
ana is literally the worst mid in any t1 team
>>172395964
It's not made for balance, it's made to give him an uncommon and useful property.
The amount of range, and the magnitude of the rest of the hero's strengths, is a balance concern. The concepts are not.
uhhh...
mobatards?
Why can't dota heroes just look up at a slight angle and see monkey king sitting on top of the trees? Are they all dogs or something?
>lina died, then denied herself in fountain
KEK
>>172396141
OG just messing around this match may be over but they will win 2 in a row
>>172396387
its something that's related to china or something.
all mobas are based on warcraft anyways
>the absolute state of western dota
>First loss for OG
China number one
>>172396387
is LoL the only moba without a blatant zeus-ripoff?
>>172396387
pandering to chinks
although I think in smite's case, all their heroes are mythological figures, so they can get a pass I guess
>>172396141
It's almost like there's no strategy or rhythm to winning games anymore and it's just running at each other and seeing who wins teamfights.
>>172396417
>14sec respawn time
How to fix OG, deetoogee?
>kick Ana, pick up a chink (sccc?)
>take S4 back to the retirement home, pick up an actual offlaner
>>172396598
OG.S4
>>172396598
>kick ana
>pick up singsing
>>172396598
OG.SingSing
>>172396598
kick ana pick up h4nni
azns are fucking disgusting
Chinks have stopped being an embarrassment. Good for them.
>OG fans right now
does anyone know how much sheever weighs
>>172396598
Maybe a midplayer that's so versatile he can revive a dead hero like tusk
>>172396870
probably more than me
>>172396870
I'd guess around 80kg. Must feel fucking great to have her riding you.
>>172396870
She was pretty heavy when she was riding me
>>172396870
Adult horses tend to weigh anywhere between 400-1000kg
>Kick ana for Sing
>Win TI
>>172397020
probably more than purge too
how old is redeye
what made you guys fall in love with dota 2?
>>172397624
the stories that tioga told, they were riveting
>>172397624
Watching the series in D2L back in 2013 casted by Ayeese and also early Fails Of The Week.
>>172397652
Why you would you listen to the stories of a literal dotard (tiagoy is middle aged)?
>>172397624
this guy singsing made me fall in love with him
>>172397596
fourty five years old
>>172397624
the amount of abilities, items and team lineups possible
>>172397624
The crippling loneliness of the real world
>Liquid is back without falling for rat doto meme
>Miracle's MK is legit compared to Jerax
Fuck yes, Liquid! Experimentation complete?
>>172397870
holy shit he's ancient
>>172397624
>>172398018
their draft was full melee synergy, pretty hard to fuck up if you get ahead
>naga siren
oh fuck
wait is kotlguy married
Havent played dota in almost 2 yearsads, what are the current meme heroes to pick and win games?Im out of shape and have no idea whats happening around me with all those new additions to the game, wtf do i pick to win in solo queue?
how is his head so fucking small?
>>172398567
It's very space-efficient when you can skimp on certain unnecessary components.
>>172393876
>Wards giving flying vision
jesus christ almighty dude
>>172397624
hype surrounding TI2. Ive played pretty much daily up until 7.00 where I started to play less and then after a month or so I gave up entirely and now only get on very occasionally to play overthrow with friends (which STILL hasnt been updated)
Now I just watch esports whenever they are on
>ANA DEAD AGAIN
LMAO WHO THE FUCK PICKED THIS SHITTER?
>>172397624
Got sucked in around TI3. Loved how deep the game was, but was frustrated by teammates who don't communicate. Basically quit playing once 7.00 dropped tho
>>172398674
01100100 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011
>ana losing mid once again
yeah, OG.Sing when?
Guys, Miracle gets Invoker!
>>172398901
well OG did, I suppose
>>172398710
>>172398920
>le 7.0 was bad mem
>>172398506
Terrorblade.
>brocklesnar.png
>>172398958
Blame LD for the specification asked for.
>>172397624
never really played it during my wc3 days so i wanted to give it a try and see what i had missed all those years
>>172397624
I played Dota 1. A lot. Dota 2 was the natural progression for me because HoN was not really popular around where I live. I tried LoL and stopped for a week because of the no deny thing. I hated not being able to stop people from farming
>>172398901
>>172399004
od vs ember. wow i wonder who'll win??
>double kill 1v2
Singsing can't let this happen
>OG.ana
>No team ever lets GH io through
just once, come on
>>172397624
at the time i wasnt privy to league or hon or any of that shit so i filled out the beta form and got an invite, i fell in love with how unique every single match was and how no 2 matches would ever be exactly alike
i loved all the different heroes and spells and all the variation, still play today pretty often
>>172399095
Like Sonneiko, GH will never be able to play Io in a high tier tournament ever again
>>172395871
>tfw if OG pick up sing or midone I have to be an OG fan
It's not fair
>>172399070
whoever ana isn't playing
>ana
>>172398710
is that a mock-up or actual malware?
>>172399319
can you retards stop laughing? he's better than you'll ever be
Ursa is unironically the funnest hero in the game
>ana 6th at total net worth
nu-EG was never going to win TI anyway, they have no captain, numale Cr1t isn't an assertive or commanding presence.
PPD is what made EG great, it started with Peter ,abd it ends with Peter.
>>172399468
What's the funniest hero in the game?
>>172399021
It was bad, for me at least.
I dont like the UI, even with the fixes it just looks ugly.
I dont like talents because they seem like a copout way to streamline game balance while limiting other changes to heroes.
I dont like shrines and what it did to laning
I dont like the gold and xp changes and what it did to game pacing
I dont like constant teamfighting starting from minute 5
I dont like how all of the above pushed out some of my favorite heroes out of the meta (long cd high impact teamfight heroes)
Even if all the balancing issues get fixed the fact remains that the game is now painful to look at causing it to just be outright unpleasant to play
>>172399461
lmao I can definitely do better than him by not throwing my body every fucking minute just to die at OD.
>>172399549
witch doctor
ITT: pics that describe OG right now
>>172399549
Ogre magi.
Disruptor just for the TP glimpse.
>>172399549
storm
>>172399659
>>172399494
Universe even had another N-NANI? moment when Phoenix was picked. When Universe of all people starts showing emotion, it's time to disband.
>>172399549
healbot witchdoctor
>>172399651
>>172399660
Good choice.
Also Techies. And Nyx if the enemy team is retarded and stack int heroes.
>Enemy OD steal 50 int
>Every mana burn hit himt like a laguna
>Spike his ult.
or
>VS SF
>Vendetta in a line of creep
>Spike the obvious raze
>Collect SF kill
>>172399659
>Doubting
APOLOGIZE NIGGERS
>>172399969
Ana is good in the mid game, but god damn is his laning absolute garbage
>>172397624
sven ursa and broodmother
>get carried by good teammates
>I-I told you h-he's good
is anyone else just sick of seeing OG win
>>172400081
yeah.
i just dislike their playstyle
>>172400065
>get carried in general
>ALL ME LMAO
>>172399969
sorry anabanana
>he doubted Australian dota
>>172399549
Ogre or Techies
>Ana is playing outrageously well
>forgetting his early game
>ignoring that he's being utterly carried by Fly+Jerax
>analaide
>4 of teammates have all big ults
>kill steal eveything when enemies have 25% hp or lower.
ana, everyone
>ana is shit
t. deetoogee
>>172400410
>killstealing is a thing
>>>/lolg/
>tinker buys hand of midas
>can get 2X the experience whenever he wants
dotards??
>people thinks ana is good because VG.J is shit
t. deetwogee
>>172400518
Go try it you retard
>Anal
ANA WTF
>ana is godd
t. deetoogayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
ana sucks...
OG.singsing when?
>ana is good
t. deetoogee
Holy shit how much did this guy spend on his Dazzle thats a 200 dollar skin and a 200 dollar golden accessory on his back
>>172400585
>grieves tinker with sheep stick
>perma hex
dough turrrd?
>>172400715
thats nothing compared to arteezy's 3500 dollar ursa set
>>172400715
>this guy
sup newfag
http://www.esportsearnings.com/players/4030-fenrir-lu-chao
>it's a shitumba has lower farm than mind_control yet again episode
Finland. Not even once.
>>172400715
>>172400826
Brings a smile to Gaben's face
>ana is bad
t. deetoogee
Is agha jugg bad?
reminder that newbee and OG are Australian teams
>ana is
t.
THICCCCC
>naga is still in the game
>>172401076
its not THAT bad, but the problem is how to fit it into your item build
its also rather easy to counter with ghost scepter and euls
>>172401291
it's treason then
>>172401338
Agha, deso, manta and bash?
>>172401291
Whats her mmr? Casters should have 6k+ mmr or shouldnt be able to cast why would I want to listen to shitters cast pro matches
>>172401379
Have I ever told you the story of Darth sheev the horse? So thicc was she that she even had the ability to manipulate gravity with her mass.
>>172401014
he wasted his remnants so many times but somehow pa just couldn't get any crits so he didn't get punished
green hit him like 7 times in a row with no crits where it would have killed him in 3 of the early teamfights
accounting pseudo rng thats next to impossible
>>172401076
bad build up
doesn't gibe enough attack speed
supports will buy ghost/eul
cores will have better items than you because you went aghs
good teams will push your shit in while its on cooldown
>Australian flag
>Shows an Asian player
Explain this austards
>>172401502
Would kill younglings and turn to the dark side for her
>>172401519
Whats a good build for jug?
Last time i played mom+bash and agha was the shit
>>172401616
Australia is just continental Hong Kong. I thought everyone knew this?
t. Aus dotard about to eat Szechuan cuisine
>spirit breaker
>isn't a hard counter to storm, ember or earth
Really tickles to pickles
>>172401904
No pickle tickling pls
>>172401904
hard counter to vengeful spirit though
why does my uBlock not block twitch-ads anymore?
>>172401669
Diff>Manta>(bkb if necessary but try to avoid it)>Mjollnir/Butterfly>Satantic/Abyssall/MKB
you might need a blink after Diffusal depending on the enemy team
>>172402063
Because you're using the turbojew HTML5 player.
>>172383327
Ana got so fucking lucky that match
VGj should have won it
>>172402097
>diffu jugger
wew lad
i have so much shit to learn again, it basically feels like a different game
>giving Miracle Invoker
Why don't they ever learn?
>>172402193
It is. Cleave has been nerfed heavily and beware of comeback gold btw.
>2017
>giving miracle any hero
we lad
>>172401904
>Spirit Breaker is invulnerable during Nether Striker's casting animation.
There I fixed the hero and made him a counter to the spirits.
Lol at sheever struggling to sit properly because of her long legs
>arteezy is from uzbekistan
fucking KEK
>>172402132
oh, thanks. I don't remember opting in to that.
>>172402506
>he didn't already know this
>>172402506
He moved to Canada when he was 5 or something, but people still managed to dig up one photo of him there.
>>172402418
She's just sopping wet sitting next to PPD
>>172401509
THat's a good point, i saw 2 time where, 100% a crit woulda been a kill for PA vs ember, and PA didn't get it. And PA hit at the very least 6 times both times.
>>172402418
I want to lick every inch of her
>>172402597
I get the vibe he hates her
I want Sheever to cough all over my dick
>>172402679
Who wouldn't this bitch shouldn't be casting pro matches when shes a 3k shitter her self ppd probably can't stand her trying to critique plays
>see sheever
>get the immediate urge to fap
macig b dashdd
>Wifestealer + Silencer as first two picks.
I knew chinks hated fun but holy shit I hope NP stomps them.
>>172403082
make him hold a ring of health and broadsword
>>172402783
>Sheever will never sit on your face
duuuuuuust in the wiiiiiind
Who is Big Dick LaNm.
Revelation 21:6. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life, freely.
>>172403223
it's this grody looking motherfucker
probably the best earthshaker player in the world
do you guys think sheever ever had to give a tournament organizer a blowjob in order to get a job
>>172403643
You're confusing her for the TI bitch
Am I watching a replay? How many times has EE done this?
>>172403887
It's his trademark
>>172403805
who the fuck is that? are you talking about pod-chan?
>>172403330
FREEly??
>>172404013
Probably Anneedroid.
>>172404156
she could eat a mean dick, if you catch my drift.
because she's fat.
>be iG.V
>trailblaze though EG
>casters gush over you calling you the dark horse of the tournament
>play the rest of the RR group stage
>win only one game
Oh.
>empires draft
wew laddie
want to give those chinks a chance I see
>>172404490
No one has a chance at beating OG in a BO3, they may as well all go home now
>>172404648
IG is lowkey going to win DAC
>>172404731
What does that even mean
>>172402321
Yeah, i noticed, farming seems to be not-viable im the current meta too.
Also, looks like jugger/slark are still the carries to pick and win games, prolly with pa and am together.
Anyway, thanks for the advice pham, imma try to regain the 200 mmr i lost in the last 2 days playing that basically new game, kek
>>172404853
my cock is still bigger LOL
>>172404853
Farming is still viable...as long as the other team isn't farming. This is OG's baseline strat really, ana loses lane, other players get good lanes, they make the early 10-15 rotations, ana farms for 10 mins, ana comes in and murks everyone.
It's weird to me how League is actually the better game right now. It's so fucked.
>>172404853
that's a fucking huge cock
>first item blademail on Medusa
What did Eternal "Autism" Envy mean by this?
The most envy way to die
loving this chink production value
>>172405148
He won with it last time.
>>172405148
He did the exact same build last Medusa game. Phase boots, blademail, midas, Linken's, butterfly, rapier.
>>172405148
he's going to win
>if NP gets one game set. they'll automatically go to the winner's bracket
Can EE make it there?
>>172405224
>>172405365
>>172405418
>lotus orb
LOL
>I-it's only d-day one EG!!
>H-honeypot!!
>THE CITY OF ETERNALENVY
>pick pudge
>win game
???
>giving a hero to S U C C C
Why is Australian dota so good? These sk plays are sick
>pick pudge
>rock their asses with the dendi hooks
>get casual dagon 5 and refresher orb because ballin' so hard
>don't even need a team anymore
why is pudge the best hero lads
>>172405742
SK is the easiest hero in the game to look good at, Burrow Strike is braindead easy to aim and impossible to counterplay because it's an instant stun that also repositions the hero.
>our guy ee forging the meta with blademail lotus medusa
>75% winrate on Lina this Tournament
Is Lina /OUR/girl?
>blademail lotus orb medusa
did something happen to this piece of shit game with the talents or something again while i was gone? jesus what a mess.
>>172405968
fuck off Rylai
>>172405968
>goodSniper with instant respawn
ICEFRAUUUUUUUUUD
This will never be irrelevant
>>172393876
>how to kill tree jukes: the post
>>172406026
Nah EE is just retarded.
>>172406026
blademail lotus orb are great items on medusa,
the problem is when they are your only two items on medusa...
Respawn aside, why is lina so strong all of a sudden?
>>172406305
They're shit because they basically mean you're useless for the first half of the game, they rely on the enemy team being retarded.
>blademail lotus orb medusa
so this is the power of NA dota.... woah....
>>172406387
i think the idea was that you have empower + venge aura and can afford to go more defensive items
lotus is a great item vs silencer too
>>172406374
She actually lanes like a monster since her constant damage and spell buffs. Also she can reliably transition to a right clicking carry if needed and can farm like there's no tomorrow with her retarded level 10 respawn timer talent.
SHUT UP SHEEVER
UGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>172406374
>bonus range makes you goodSniper
>great burst (that scales with int)
>AOE stun
>quick farmer
>-30s respawn, pretty much instant spawn in early game (and mid-game when you get bloodstone)
>scales great into late-game because of +50 damage talent and fiery soul attack speed
empire would have lost this fucking game days ago if it wasn't for these cancerous nigger shrines reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>he doesn't rush divine rapier to turn dota 2 into a game of capture the flag
>>172406387
blademail is good because its cheap
lotus orb is good come midgame/lategame against most lineups because there is almost always a game thats worth reflecting or a spell worth purging. think of it like manta except it gives mana/hp regen, armor and has more utility. the only thing manta has over lotus orb is some AS, MS and a tiny bit of dmg, illus are ignorable untill you get butterfly or something because then they can skip creepwaves
>>172406374
EULS was the problem
people were still buying euls, leaving themselves with being the most or second most farmed hero on the team with the most levels wih 800 hp, going for solo pickoffs on people only to get fucked by raindrops, and even if building up streaks they would inevitably make ONE small mistake, fuick up a kill and then become food
with bloodstone you get TANKY, dont rely on getting 550-600 range within enemy to euls them (leaving enemy team time to react and position onto you, either forcing you away or stunning/silening you so you cant stun and ult), and with the talent at lvl 10 you are basically LD 2.0 with almost no BS charges
seriously, if anyone tries to explain the lina surge to you and they dont immediatelly say 'euls was the problem', disregard their entire opinions
>>172406673
>that one shitter who flies the courier to pick up the dropped Rapier to no avail
Every time.
How hard is it to create custom games for dota and why has nobody created a capture the flag mod?
I might create it myself.
Why is he so sweaty?
>>172406602
>tfw it's hard to find good LinaxCM art
>>172406830
creating is pretty easy, but no one does it because no one plays custom games anymore
>>172406831
They're all sweaty. That studio must have ac problems.
>eg lost
What a beautiful start to a day.
>>172406831
Sheever pheromones
>>172406673
THATS IT
im gonna rush blademail rapier on dusa
wish me luck brodios
should probably make my team pick ogre for AS tho...
>>172406915
I bet sheever is really sweaty too. She should take some clothes off to get some fresh air on her skin.
LMAO PETER
>EG without ppd and fear
lmao
>>172406602
Why is Lina protrayed as less busty than CM? Everyone know's Lina's go the goods!
>western team lina
>no more games today due to le ebin 1v1 mid xDDD
Haven't watched shit so far, any cool stuff done with We Wuz Kangz?
>>172406982
did sheever get suddenly hot as fuck?
i remember she was a 6 at best
>>172407524
She ha deteriorated actually
>create lame talents centered around Respawn, GPM, XPM, because you're too lazy to balance heroes' innate abilities
>now an "overpowered" hero instantly respawns and kills the enemies that won the fight
good job valve
>too flashy for envy
Why does Envy not play Invoker?
>>172407753
>not uninstalling this bullshit of a game and just getting comfy with streams
tfw nobody picks lycan anymore
was 2012 really such a bad year
Ursa will slap the cockles straight off our boy Jacky in lane :^/
PEEDUR
FIRED
>tfw you made it home just in time to watch EE make a fool out of himself
>>172407753
I agree, talents are a great idea but it pains me how generic most talents are and how Valve seems to have no intention of changing them.
Hopefully Lina's exploit will convince them otherwise but most likely they will just reduce it to -15 or something like that.
>>172407524
you're getting mature, sonny.
>not just using lina to feed the living shit out of the enemy team to grief on an alt account
>Swift as the walls of icewrack!
What did
i know you guys dont like blogging during esports but
what the fuck is wrong with the matchmaking system in this game?
I've been playing since a couple weeks after boston major (I think I started on the 30th december) and I've played a couple games every so often and when I can find the time
Im up to about 70 games played and today I got matched with a guy with 6000 hours in dota
How is this matchmaking system even balanced?
My unranked games (becuause I havent calibrated) are typically in High Skill, but this guy was 2173 mmr with 6000 hours almost of dota
I'm uncalibrated with like 60-70 hours
>you'll never wrap lina from behind
>lina will never unbirth you and let you sleep inside her cozy womb
>>172408371
>>172408371
>but this guy was 2173 mmr with 6000 hours almost of dota
Some people simply never git gud. I just passed 4k hours and I'm 4.8k mmr.
Keep grinding. #hardwork & #dedication
>>172408371
just a sec I've got icefrog on the line I'll ask him
BAFFLED
fucking rEEtard
>envy
guys, i'm really baffled
>EE IS A GOOD PLAYER THEY SAID
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>ganking without silence
>>172408371
the mmr system tend to fluctuate on a few thousand mmr sometimes.
calibrating millions of players is not easy.
today for example, i played a game vs a team that had 4 bkb's. our team had none. it looks like a minor thing but when looking at the big picture you can see there is a huge fluctuation
>>172408371
hours are literally ignored
they are counted and displayed for you, but it is not used for ANYTHING
literally IGNORED
like
it couldnt BE more ignored
its as ignored as dead people are dead
and thats the way it should be holy shit imagine if you got +0.1 mmr for every hour you had the dota 2 client open horri shiiet
>the shanty town of eternal envy
>give EE an autoattack hero with a built in BKB and life steal
>still manages to fuck up
reminds me of the time they picked core tide for him and he still fed gold all game.
buying space for weaver guys
>that draft
It's over, Empire is finished.
'Member 1200 radius heartstopper aura?
>wewewew9
>>172408592
why are you watching chinese dotes anon
>Complete fuck up by Newbee
>w-well played by n-n-np
>u9
>>172408586
>Ursa kills himself on a necro unit
>NP was right
why didnt abyssal underlord get an arcana, what makes monkey king so special
>>172408562
topkek
>>172408680
>not having tabs open for each game
>>172408734
people like KANGZ
ursa tried to take the invis rune but the necro unit was in the way
lmoao
Are Newbee unironically /ourlads/?
>>172408734
MK was the first hero original to Dota 2. It was kind of momentous.
>>172408734
probably thought MK's would sell more, they want the chink audience
>>172408734
MK sells better, nobody likes to play a fat and ugly meatbag
>>172408803
who the fuck gives a shit
>>172408803
i like newbee but really sad that Hao is not playing anymore
>>172408916
Very understandable why tho. He has a wife and child now, can't travel the world playing dota anymore.
>Lina is killed
>immediately respawns
Uh...
Be playing dota 2
>already summer
>fucking summer kids who wannabe pro dota players start playing
>try to play solo mmr as support (cause i like playing supports instead of carry)
>10 mins turns out good
>at 25 mins i already know this game is doomed
>LC duels an illusion
>Luna 0/7
>Rubick cant do shit on his skills
>im getting ganked as well because of it
>got wiped at 30 minutes
>i abandon and leave the fucking game
>mfw i dont even care anymore
You
Will
Never
Increase
Your
Solo MMR
On
SEA
Server
Now i wonder why Abed suddenly had his mmr jacked up once he went to NA server
>people hating on Notail
Back during the Mario Party days these threads had nothing but love for big daddy. He goes top tier and we have to hate him?
does esports time give you the worst of the fucking worst in solo que?
on a 5 game loss streak because I do not want to watch a honey pot, its like 1v9 dota which is impossible this patch with tinker.
fucking hell
>lina is now a better wraithking
lmao
>>172409002
the power of Icefrog
>>172409032
when he started backstab ppl?
>>172409010
>blogging during esports
GIT
GUD
>>172408439
I'll take note of that, I hope (when I calibrate) I'm not ending up at 2k trench
>>172408464
thanks duderino
>>172408538
Surely 4 bkbs cant be THAT big of an issue, surely your team spent the 16k gold between them on other useful items that they deemed more important, right?
>>172408547
Well, the guy had something like 6000 games played
I want to hug and squeeze Lina forever!
>>172409052
and a better Sniper
>Winter wyvern just spontaneously builds a casual crystalys amongst their support items
i don't understand the logic
>4 TPs on EE
>>172409010
>Playing solo during summer where kids start to play dota
>DURING SUMMER
>>172409069
>notail
>anything but the backstabbed
fuck off you contrarian autistic faggot retard
Danes in Dota are literally the nicest pros, yet they're constantly getting shit on by faggots like you who just spout unending bullshit with no bases for their bullshitting
>>172409032
its the new "envy is our guys" "NO ENVY IS AN AUTISTIC ANIMENEET""so he's our guy?" "NOOO!!?!?!?!?" posting
>>172409171
Spook the enemy with big red numbers anon
>>172409010
>Play solo mmr in SEA
>increase your mmr
Pick only one
>>172409091
>I'll take note of that, I hope (when I calibrate) I'm not ending up at 2k trench
I started at 2.7k (when ranked just came out) and I grinded my way up to almost 5k. If you focus on yourself and focus on improving you'll improve eventually, but it takes a lot of games.
People who say climbing is impossible and complain about
>muh forced 50% winrate
are stupid. Anyone can climb.
>>172409091
>Well, the guy had something like 6000 games played
why should he be 'rewarded' for this if he can't win any of them?
look at it from the perspective of a highly rated player, imagine 4 6k's loading up the game, draftng, errythings normal then BAM someone says ''ehm guys pink is 3.5k'' and then pink is like ''yaa dont wory i have 6k hours played'' I mean I'd stab someone for sure
>>172409069
The backstabbing event that you guys always talk about.
How exactly did it happen?
Any reference or just made up?
>pick Lina who is undefeated
>Lose
So this is the power of fEEd-sama?
>>172409091
the enemy team was composed of phoenix,zeus,leshrac batrider and LC
those guys built 4 bkb's agains me (earthspirit) who was the sole magic damage dealer on my side.
this is not a coincidence, the team that was given to me fluctuated by a few thousand mmr.
>>172409385
>np
>losing
they are literally doing nothing with an ursa
>>172408734
pandering to chinks
>Using Euls Hacks in a pro game
disgusting
>>172409427
>Ursa
>Doing anything past 30min
PICK ONE AND ONLY ONE!
>when da script hits
how the hell did he euls that wow
>>172409242
lelouch friend?
>>172409528
>>Ursa
>>Doing anything past 30min
thats why you pick mag with ursa
doesnt fall of on farm, wombo potential
is p sweet
>>172409518
>>172409529
>>172409565
magnus was clearly under dire vision u morons, he precasted the eul so when he blinked he insta euled him
>>172409565
>>172409529
its just 4D chess
sometimes as a supp i already queue up or click eusl so that when an enemy blinked on the area im guessing he's gonna land, i just click it.
Cap talks out of his ass way too much.
>Newbees draft is shit unless they stomp
>Newbee proceeds to win a teamfight
>"MAYBE i have misjudged their lineup, it CAN be pretty good blablabla"
This guy used to be so based. What happened?
>Faster respawn talents
Will this go down as the worst idea nu icefrog has ever had?
>>172409529
>>172409565
If you cast a spell or item on a target out of range it will go off when they get in range, including them blinking in on you.
>>172409730
All of the casters talk out of their ass, commentary is only good for hype, that's why Tobi is the best caster.
>>172409290
How much do you play a day/week? A friend of mine who played dota since beta says its hard to climb if youre only playing like 2-3 games at a time (or so he says thats what some pro said)
>>172409310
sure he shouldnt be rewarded, but I as a guy coming in with 70~ games shouldnt be lumped with a guy thats had 6000 hours of "learning" compared to my 70, right?
Even in the setups I answered that I hadn't played a moba before and I tried all of the training modes and watched quite a lot of pro games before playing alone for the first time against and with other players
>>172409402
Ah, then thats pretty shitty of your team I guess
I could understand if they were maybe wanting to get a linkens first against LC maybe, but thats a lot of magic damage to not have a bkb against.
>>172409798
That's not how you spell ODPixel.
How were the liquid games? I overslept
>ee
Who do the chinks keep taking the shitty gpm talents over the good talents?
I thought Asians were good at math
>+6% spell amp
>not turning into a goodSniper core
blunder is the century
>>172410028
FREE...
MIDAS?
>>172409869
>Even in the setups I answered that I hadn't played a moba before and I tried all of the training modes and watched quite a lot of pro games before playing alone for the first time against and with other players
Okay Maybe you already said this I honestly didnt read the reply chain thorough but this is unranked right?
the way the system works in the first games is that it throws you around a bit and see show you deal with it. this is mostly to deal with smurfs, since even some 3-4k can make a new account and absolutely stomp 75% of their games
so if you make a new account and go 15-3-20 the system is gonna bump you up quite a bit
after 70 games it will somehow have stabilized,but yu have to realise just how BAD some people are at dotes. some guy with 6k hour having the same unranked rating as you is completely believable, sadly
and yes, these people are exactly as moronic as you'd expect
>>172410028
FREE RICE
>>172409869
>ow much do you play a day/week?
I try to play at least 40-50 games a week.
I've had periods where I don't have a lot of time to play, so I end up just playing maybe 20 games a week. I've noticed that if you play a lot everyday you get a "groove". You perform better if you spend a lot of time on dota, but maybe that's just me.
>>172409736
Yes, this is one of the worst things he's ever done, not sure if it's as bad as the Ebin comeback mechanics tho
I want Lina to be my mommy so I can get free hugs!
>>172410010
They're back in their tier 1 form.
>>172410302
is her spine broken? that doesn't look healthy.
>Haven't played Doto in over a year.
>Check in to these threads every now and then anyway.
>Mfw seeing EE is still BAFFLING scientists
>>172410372
NA dota in flames?
>>172409869
hours do not mean that much after like ~500 hours
there are so many retards with thousands of hours, like this: https://www.dotabuff.com/players/86781490
heck I myself have over 3000 games and i consider my low 4k party games to match my skill level pretty well
keep up the good work mate, 70 hours is not a lot but you seem to be pretty knowledgeable for such a new player
>>172410378
I broke her in last night
:^)
>>172410378
She has her hips turned back and her body slightly tilted forward.
It's a camera pose that makes you seem thinner and even sluttier.
Anyone having issues with the twitch app? Have nothing but a black screen no sound nothing. Un/re-installed even rolled back to an earlier version..
>>172410605
works for me :^)
GEGE 2-0
>>172410513
wow thanks for getting me fired mate
>>172410147
Yeah it was unranked
I guess he must've been really bad, or I'm really mediocre and fit right in with mediocre players for now
>>172410154
thats a lot of dedication to dota
Good luck in your climb man
>>172410484
>287 solo mmr
surely this is a joke account? or he's trying to be so low?
>you seem to be pretty knowledgeable for such a new player
well, luckily for me Purge and Day9 started doing their series a few weeks after I first started trying the game out, so I've been watching that, and I watched the Boston major with my friends who play dota, before I decided to give it a try
>add EE to team
>lose
DOTARDS????
rip anime
>sccc is bad
Deetoogee
EE is so bad...
NP.SingSing when?
SC GOD
>Newbee crush NP
>More NP dicksucking
>>172410881
Baffling
>let newb have top 2
>put them on the other side of the bracket from you
>get to play against shitters from the other side of the bracket
>dont have to play the hard teams cause they were all from your side
>free trip to the fucking finals lmao
ALL ACCORDING TO KIKE-HAIKU
Try and post a more huggable waifu in dota
Protipe:you can't
>>172411068
>try to hug her
>miss
>>172411068
>tfw i've masturbated to the PA arcana more times than any other hero
>EU is one tie breaker away from beating both NA teams
Uh....?
a dead thread
for a dead game
full of people who are dead inside
sheever looks nice today
>>172411221
only one of those is true
>>172411068
>not wanting to cuddle fuzzy wuzzy
>have 2,8k unranked games with a good 54% winrate
>get matched by smurf who is 0-5 but had excellent KDA's in his first few games by stomping retards
just HOW is this calibration even remotely ok?
>>172411287
Ah, yes.
Manspreading.
I want to jack off using sheever's ponytail
>>172411420
Unranked mmr variance is like 2k above and below where you are at.
>>172411454
leave faggot
>>172411502
its called a braid, you fucking homo
jesus christ kick this numale Cr1t and get peter back already
>>172411512
>not being able to correctly interpret irony
Alright, who's gonna take the fall to supply beta blockers or benzos to NP so they don't choke every time it matters?
>I expose forced 50 on /d2g/ valve then puts me on a 8 game loss streak
know the truth boys.
>friendly Pudge has 4800 net worth in a 48 minute game
I CANT CARRY SHIT LIKE THIS
HE DIED 18 TIMES
>>172409178
Artour looked so much happier back then.....
>>172411627
Peter doesnt have time to play until EG gets a new COO or CEOwanteD was a test pilot for players to replace EG shitters
>>172411068
You'renot wrong
>>172411847
cause hes laughing at jacky being a dumbass
he probably still rags on him about it when they go out when ee comes to bc or when rtz goes to toronto
Is this 1v1 tourney going to be actually good or just stupid meme shit?
NEED
what is it that gets Skrff and Weppas invited to EVERY event as dedicated obs, but nobody else gets invited?
Wasnt there that german kid who's with moonduck that does obsing?
>>172411068
Omni please go.
Here is the waifu for patricians
>>172412141
When you consistently do a good job, people tend to rehire you
>>172409736
talents would be fine if you just removed all the fucking +gpm and -respawn times garbage
>>172412172
>try to hug her
>hug gets dispersed away and you hit yourself in the face with your own hand
best hug hero coming through
only problem is he might throw piss on you
>>172412040
Meme
>Arc Warden, Viper and Visage have a 100% win rate at DAC
N E R F S W H E N
Imagine if you will what the clowniest game of dota ever played was at a tournament. Who would be the players on both teams in the throw fiesta?
>its another simian czar episode
no thanks
>>172412172
I want to lick Spectre's ghost carapace abs
>>172412090
2 HUG!
>>172412490
EE cloned 9 times
>>172412436
>1 pick, 4 picks, 5 picks
WOWIE ITS FUCKING NOTHING
NICHE PICK
WOW
EaS - 85 games - 59% winrate
Naix - 75 games - 60% winrate
Luna - 69 games - 59% winrate
thats nerf teritory
Miracle has the gayest tattoo I've ever seen
odpixel is actually the best caster in my opinion
>>172412490
Cloud 9
1 Sing
2 Bone
3 Aui
4 EE (Slark)
5 PLD
Alliance
1 Loda
2 Bulldog
3 Akke
4 EGM
5 Akke
Go find this game
Literally clowniest shit ever
iirc it was something like a dream league quali game, but both had already qualified, so they were playing for nothing as their seeding didnt matter and didnt impact anyone else, they were one of, if not, the last game of the whole groupstage/pre-event or whatever it was
ee 4pos slark was top meme
>>172412630
Luna has only got picked once this lan and it lost
>>172412790
I unironically think this too
You have to be pretty salty not to appreciate based britbong banter man
>Matu lifestealer
This shit is so over. NP didn't even have a chance
>>172412827
Viper hasnt been picked once (O N C E) on lan
>I have the same hairline as kuroky
>>172412141
Skriff and Weppas are talented and reliable, why change a winning formula
the german kid pimpcuckl is too busy whining on reddit and spamming his twitter with "fuck drumpf and fuck white people" obviously Valve would rather go with the former
>>172412790
I agree, plus he's fairly ourguy unlike Tobi who spouts cring redditry every three seconds
>>172412862
>>172412790
>>172412996
fuck off Owen
>>172412929
shaved turk head?
>>172412929
His hairline isn't especially bad, he just literally has no hair left.
>>172412929
Helo am meddical professional.
Yuo need hairloss stopping helppings.
>>172412976
I forgot about that sperg
thank fucking christ he never went anywhere as a caster, worse than lysander
>>172413041
Tobi pls go, this is embarrassing
>>172413041
>implying Owen isn't busy casting while balls-deep in sheever
>>172413041
No, you fuck off tubbi, go back to making people cringe every minute of your casts. Even merloobi thinks you're a clown
Uh, MC?
>Kuroky has figured out the weak link
>it was the arabic farm vacuum
Matu did nothing wrong
Miracle getting the BOOT just in time to get a new support and have gh move to carry after the team fallouts of Kiev
>>172413114(u)
>>172413126(u)
>>172413147(u)
t. /ourguy/
>When the enemy team steals your stacks
Is it bad that I want liquid to fail just because I hate miracle?
BIG
>>172413409
>being passionate about what you do for a living is bad
>>172413426
come give mama a hug!
>>172413429
no
its quite reasonable
that fucker has cost OUR BOY far too much already
>>172413409
>what he does with his body while casting somehow matters
i told you guys, Lina is the next LD
>>172413509
why does everyone hate him
>>172413541
Jealosy. I like the whole team
>>172413541
He's a boring reddit robot with shit taste, no personality and a gay tattoo, also he's a mudslime
>>172413617
I was about to make this post.
>>172413541
He's widely considered the best player, which leads to people growing some level of disdain for him.
Happens with anyone in any competitive field who is considered number one.
>>172413617
>metalcore isn't a patrician genre
You just outed yourself as the toppest pleb
>>172413541
he's like a mixture of all the bad things of arteezy and all the bad things of ee and all the bad things of nu-anime watchers
he smokes, drinks 3-4 redbulls a day, has dogshit taste in music, has dogshit taste in tattoos, has DOGSHIT taste in anime (one piece, naturo, AoT (ALL UNIRONICALLY)) and has been nothing but a farm vacuum the entire time he's been on Liquid
He sold his soul to the highest bidder and basically kicked fata out of the scene in the same movement
He tried to sink OG, has sunk Fata and is in the process of sinking Matu, MC and GH (kuro is already too far gone to sink).
He's a good player, but a shit person.
>>172413596
>>172413681
le samefag miraclefag
>>172413691
Third world subhuman detected
>miracle last hits a creep
>HOLY SHIT HOWA DID HE LAST HET THAT KRUEP IMPORSSIBLE
what a fucking walking meme
>>172413735
I wasn't saying he was the best, but that he was widely considered the best
>>172413681
he's literally always been badSumail
the reason he looked good was because was playing under the best captain in the world
>>172413735
>My worldview disagrees with Amer's lifestyle and thus he must be a horrible person and have a bad personality
t. you
>>172413617
photos of the tat?
>>172413823
refer to
>>172413816
I don't know how much more I can use the word 'considered'
>>172413735
early One Piece is great tho
>>172413681
>pausing the game to shitpost on deetoogee
Just play the game miracle
>>172413767
>miracle stuns a hero
>OMG OMG OMG THAT VERY VERY GOODIE STUN IMPRESSIVELY GOOD AND NICE AND GREAT AND GOOD WOW MIRACLE IS 9Kest OF ALL 9K'S
what a walking meme
>>172413838
Well yes anyone who unironically likes Naruto is automatically a terrible person. For the record ironically liking it is even worse.
>>172413838
>I call him amer to make it seem like I know him better
>god i wish I knew him
fuck off roleplaying faggot
he's a shit vacuum and you have no argument
>>172413880
Miracle is watching [current year] one piece and naruto episodes
>>172413880
>One Piece
>"i cant become the pirate king w/o you"
you're missing out a lot of shit lately.
>>172413735
Accurate
>>172413914
My argument is that >>172413735 has no real argument. He's just talking shit about his personality.
>>172413908
Just because he likes a certain show doesn't mean he's a bad person. You obviously have issues.
>>172413841
Just wait till post game, I have no idea what he was thinking slapping that monstrosity on his twink arm
>can still buy stout shield, wand and bottle in side shop
Wtf valve?
>>172413897
>anon makes his bed
>WOW WOW WOW WHAT A GOOD GOOD BOY YOU ARE YOU ARE THE BEST OF ALL MY CHILDREN DOUBLE TENDIES FOR YOU
>>172414048
May I refer you to where I said
"has been nothing but a farm vacuum the entire time he's been on Liquid
He sold his soul to the highest bidder and basically kicked fata out of the scene in the same movement
He tried to sink OG, has sunk Fata and is in the process of sinking Matu, MC and GH (kuro is already too far gone to sink).
"
fucking moron
learn to read past the first line of a post and get passionately MAD AND HAVE TO RESPOND IN A BLIND FIT OF RAGE FOR MY HUSBANDU
I bet youre just one of those arab blowjob fags who cant say, or accept, a bad thing about another arab
fucking mehmets
>>172414048
Liking the big bang theory doesn't make you a bad person either but it does make you someone who I don't respect, same goes for all the other shit he likes
>>172413767
>ee full hp suicides by accident
>Saiyantits beeffled xD LMAO japanese cartoon NEET fags on suicide wash
>rtz uses bloodstone by accident
>le baburice meme
>miracle full hp suicides by accident
>hmm maybe miracle expected that incoming gank and he knows that he doesn't have any escape route and proceeds to do the right thing.
>that also helped miracle heal his nearby teammate while denying that gank wow so very impressive player
DOTARDS?
>get a pinoy who disconnects, while another pinoy on the other team keeps unpausing
>he eventually gets an abandon then blames the team for not pausing and begins feeding himself and couriers
>next match is another fucking pinoy who afks during picking phase and gets Alchemist by random and just jungles the whole game
Anybody who's not racist is just a sheltered asshole who's never actually interacted with foreign communities for extended periods of time.
>>172413735
>>172413509
>>172413541
>>172413617
>>172413735
>Godly carry player with excellent michael skills (prolly better than n0tail)
>carry's scrubs all of his fking dota career HARD including FATA (with insane KDAs)
>kicks the fk out of FATA who has been hot garbage for a while (hes a flamer as well every team FATAs on collapses)
>picks and plays slark constantly to trigger the fuck out of 2k shitters and reddit
>is unironically FINNISH
>no shits given attitude, very naughty boy
>is also fking B A S E D
>IS LITERALLY /OUR/GUY
haters gonna fking hate on the /OUR/est of guys, hes the fking best deal with it
what is the reasoning for AM to have bf and iron talon?
>>172413841
>>172414049
heres one of them
iirc the other one is some "le epik tribal" shit
>>172414201
t. indog
>>172414237
EE is too smart for dota
>>172414192
The way casters and redditors suck him off is cancerous
>>172414208
I unironically spend most of my time matu posting, but he hasn't had a stellar tournament so far
>>172414208
Also great in bed. Hence the name
Nice epicenter from MSS there
>>172414063
>>172414243
>grim reaper
jesus christ
>>172414208
We're not hating on OUR LOUR MATU
you fucking dingus
we're flaming miracle for being a flaming sack of shit who's trying to sink our sea captains ship
>>172414208
Nobody is hating on matumba you tard
>>172414330
yeah hes been shit as of late DESU
idk what it is but im sure hell play well soonish
le balanced monkey of infinite mobility
>>172414375
The other one is unironically twice as bad
>>172414318
>>172414237
well they dont share cd, so he can cut two trees at once!
>>172414237
They stack I'm pretty sure
What the fuck is MSS's problem?
>>172414192
>>172413767
>>172413897
is this true? i actually like miracle
>>172414237
>>172414318
>>172414513
>>172414559
The creep damage stacks so it's just Envy's obsession with muh efficiency.
>>172414237
>>172414318
>>172414513
>>172414559
QB, IT and BF all stack now and are on independant quell CDs
He's basically getting a free phaseboots worth of damage (against creeps) by holding onto IT
>>172414581
Get's his blink cancelled everytime by naga illusion.
>>172414604
Never let anyone influence who you enjoy watching.
Unless you like Envy, in which case kill yourself
>>172414604
Yeah he gets hyped to hell and back and back to hell and back again. Still like him though
>>172414637
You would think
A professional player
would know naga would be looking to cancel his blink
and play
around
it
only shit tier teams give the other team naga
good riddance
>melee hero can hit up a cliff
>>172414604
HEY!
>>172414748
he got his monkey king bar
>le balanced fish lady of zero risk pushing
>>172414803
just ward her jungle
It's a Envy AM Rapier at 40min episode!
Just woke up, have I missed the 1v 1 tournament?
>just letting naga walk right up to your t3 and take it
>>172414876
it's finished, /ourguy/ won
Haha naga is a great hero
this is some beautiful dota right here, weebs BTFO
oh man what an exciting matczzzzzz
>>172414604
you can be a good player and overhyped at the same time
is Liquid back ?
SCIENTISTS?
>that mana void
yeah good job shame you forgot your racks though
>LEAVE BASE
>LOSE BASE
Envy....?
ETERNAL
FUCKING
ENVY
JACKY
FUCKING
MAO
NEVER
FUCKING
FAILS
TO
FUCKING
ENTERTAIN
LMAO
WEBM THAT SHIT
Wew
>>172414940
>D2G ''I say thing!''
>universe ''MUST MAKE D2G WRONG''
without
fail
>>172406821
Liquid just tried that
>weebs
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
why EE match so fun to watch?
my sides
Envy never ceases to entertain.
eternal reminder that anime makes you bad a dota
>Based Mind_Control puting Anime shiters where they belong
>>172415023
JACKY
FUCKING
MAO
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
ABSOLUTE
FUCKING
LAD
SCIENTISTS
FUCKING
BAFFLED
STREAM
FUCKING
BAFFLED
AUI
FUCKING
BAFFLED
ENVY
FUCKING
BAFFLED
This is why I love this man
>gets a big play
>proceeds to make the biggest fuckup in the history
just
Seriously tho, fuck magic amirite
>give Liquid the one hero to can play
>purge ''oh shit Im sitting next to someone who knows what they're talking about'' codeg
>>172415035
kek based ppd shitting on np
>ppd hates NP so much he's cheering EU shits against them
Damn
Naga is fucking cancer rn
>>172415197
Why are you still watching amerifat? None of the NA teams will win a single BO3
OH MY GOD MIRACLE HAS HIGHER NETWORTH THAT MATU HOW DID HE DO THAT HE'S SUCH A GOOD 4POS
t. Kevin "Goyim" Godec
is purge really blind to the fucking 7k networth boost he got solely by pucking up a rapier?
wat went wrong?
>>172415274
You know, not only Americans hate EU
>>172415296
i want to fuck and impregnate Helen
>gets the biggest ultrakill in the history of DOTER!
>opportunity to come back
>buys rapier and feeds it immediately
>buyback and die diving tier4 towers solo
>lose
>all of the anime posters vanish in shame
HOW DOES HE DO IT?
EVERY
SINGLE
TIME?
WHY IS IT STILL FUNNY?
EVERY
SINGLE
TIME?
>>172415296
damn he ugly
>>172415116
It wasn't really a fuck up, they were mega'd against a naga, they had to go all in.
>Eternal "ourguy" Envy in the 1v1's
FUCK YES
>>172415354
ppd explained it perfectly, the game was lost anyway pretty much no matter what. liquid would have to fuck up harder than TI6 against fnatic for NP to win that, and envy just gambled on that because why not it's better than calling gg
Arteezy looks like he's about to run a trailer into a crowd of people
>>172415308
Go eat some dog chang
That clutch play from EE-sama made the entire game worth it, despite it being a cancerous Naga game
>>172415354
>>buyback and die diving tier4 towers solo
>>lose
not his fault nagas hitbox is fucking retard huge and the game forced him to walk round the tower to get to the bashed naga instead of just following her to hit
also he had to blink up for safety from MK ult, if he went down/left theres trees everywhere. I guess he thought bfly might give him more miss% against 2 towers and a mk standing there, but it didnt
you honestly must be autistic if youre flaming ee for putting on a show in what is essentially a non-match anyway.
>>172415524
And wrong once again. Face it, yuropoor, whole world hates you.
>>172415354
>>opportunity to come back
Hello 2k
>>172415354
>he was stupid enough to think AM is a rapier carrier
>he was stupid enough to think NP could win at that point
lmao kid what is your mmr -1k?
>anime posters bfto
Liquid is back boys post Matu
>>172415551
>this ashamed of whatever thirdie shithole you live in
lmao what an embarrassment
screenshot this bracket
>>172415659
Time for kalja
>>172415687
china is about to be BTFO
no more hugging your mids dick with 2 supports and your offlaner chinks
>>172415659
>>172415659
>liquid can only win with naga
Post yfw our guys Black and Iceiceice eliminates them
>twitch dot tv / MoldyKathishToothDxCat
c-chotto?
>>172415543
>>172415592
>>172415595
>being this much of a buttblasted weeb EE cocksucking fangay after s-senpai got BTFO
S.M.F.H.T.B.H.F.A.M
>>172415659
>Liquid is back
>having to put farm vacuum onto 4pos and let Kuros little brother play mid so that matu can actually have some impact cause farm vacuum would otherwise take everything
yeah liquids not back till they remove Jihadi Jordanian
have a comfy matu
>>172415790
>2k damage control
>>172415659
>>172415790
>being this much of a retarded burgerclap who cant read and tell the difference between being someones fan and defending a performer doing their job
fucking idiot burgerstein
>SEA 10k incident
>matu loses 5 games in a row in a 3.5k mmr smurf
>now i have a doubt that not all "pros" are legit
life is unfair
sheever needs english lessons
>>172415891
that's sexists
how can you expect for a woman to invest more time in her rhetoric
Reminder NA 7k=SEA 2k
>purge, slacks and sheever
could there possibly be any worse trio for a panel?
>>172415891
Sheever needs to shut her mouth
She's cute but she's dumb as fuck and her accent is disgusting
>>172415891
if by english lessons you mean cum on her face
>>172415891
it's more about charisma and also being dutch
so fine it should be illegal
>>172415981
Her voice would sound better if she smoked a pack a day
my boy artour looking smooth
>d2g bullying rtz for his face hair in the past thread
>suddenly no hair
>>172416017
She looks really hot today
>>172415975
sheever anne and llama
OUR GUY vs reddit
>>172416035
yeah
smoked a pack of my DICKam I doing it right?
>Dakota
M U T E D
Theve rolled the b team out for this one
A R T O U R
R
T
O
U
R
M O T H E R
O
T
H
E
R
F U C K I N
U
C
K
I
N
B A B A E V
A
B
A
E
V
S H A D O W
H
A
D
O
W
F I E N D
I
E
N
D
lets rage f.a.m.s. this ones in the fucking bag
>>172413537
fuck off smelly dotard meme is fucking dumb as shit
i'm actually cheering rtz there for once and he fucked up
fucking kick that fucker
is gameleap a legit thing? Or another jewish trick?
I wouldn't usually ask this on d2g but i've been seeing it ad everywhere and just wondered about it .
>>172420398
yea, helped me going from 2k to 1,5k