SMITE General /smgen/

>>172274563
>>172279883
what makes you guys say this? I haven't played in a while so I'm not sure what they've done.

I noticed that Loki is still lame as shit to play against though so that's a thing

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>>172352993
No

I just deleted this shit game. So unbalanced it hurts. Wish i'd never given hirez any money.

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>>172353261
Let's see.

>The matchmaking
>Release gods generally being completely unbalanced
>Server issues
>Poor marketing
>Not voting for a surrender is the same as voting no, apparently
>Never bans anybody unless they outright go up to a person's house and murder them IRL
>Spelling errors and general mistakes a fifth grader wouldn't make (see pic)
>Chests that are actively out to not give you what you want
>Forced 50 that either hands you free wins or free losses
>Annoying skins that you can't "Mute" so they are replaced with the default if someone uses it

Anyone wanna add anything?

>>172353545
Which god hurted your feeling anon ?

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I'm so fucking done right now. This fuck who was ddosing the other team since last season got all the way to grandmaster (or master w.e the fuck they called it in s3), I and many others reported him back then AND NOW I RUN INTO THIS FUCK AGAIN TODAY
Not only did he still fucking DC my teammates, it never works on me for w.e reason, but after he won I checked his rank in leaderboard and he's fucking #2 in master with the most wins on the entire fucking leaderboard

HOW IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS ALLOWED??? Does hirez not give any shit whatsoever if you -illegally- cheat to beat others in this fucking game? I'm actually shaking right now at the fact he's still doing this almost a fucking year later and there has been no repercussions.

>>172353758
>Chests that are actively out to not give you what you want
They will stop doing chest when people stop buying them, simple as that.

>>172354562
I don't really use chests beyond the free for fwotds, but my understanding is that say there's a chest with 6 items in it. Ideally it would go something like this:

Pool Party Jing 16.6%
Raijin Wave 16.6%
Permafrost Sylvanus 16.6%
The Morrigan VP 16.6%
Blind Vengance Nemesis 16.6%
Lion Ward Skin 16.6%

But instead it's more like this


Pool Party Jing 1%
Raijin Wave 40%
Permafrost Sylvanus 40%
The Morrigan VP 5%
Blind Vengance Nemesis 4%
Lion Ward Skin 10%

I've heard rumors that the game also tracks how long you play each god then puts your preferences at the bottom so if you played Nemesis nonstop your odds of getting blind Vengance would become the new 1% and Pool Party could go higher if you never Jing, but that's where I draw the line into conspiracy theory territory and I do not believe it.

>>172353758
>forced 50
this continue to be in every multiplayer game general and will never ever stop being the most retarded complaint

>>172353892
Is this a meme from another general?

>>172355031

Other F2P games show their rates, hirez should do the same

>>172353797
Cernnunos.

>>172355383
even assuming they did show their rate, conspiracy theorists would probably still think they were "actually" different

>>172355036
Except certuruis parabus in arena my team's respawn time was 3 seconds longer than the opponent's.

>>172355827

>arena

hahahahahaha!

>>172355827
then you would think it would be a much larger complaint if it was that ***easily*** proven

>>172355031
>But instead it's more like this
According to what I've read on this general
In a small chest, all items have equal chance to drop
In a big chest the chest exclusive skin have a lower chance to drop than the other item.

>I've heard rumors that the game also tracks how long you play each god then puts your preferences
That's just confirmation bias.

>>172353758
>>172355036
yeah I remember the forced 50 now. Either way one team has more retards

Also does Cernunnos seem busted to you guys? fag has way too much

>>172355565
Console or PC?

>>172355875
>It's okay to fuck up casuals
I bet you're that one cupid who dove right back in the fight after having Khepri ult him instead of retreating.

>>172355884
Yeah, I should start compiling this shit that I see.

>>172355942
Didn't see one today. Either the nerf was enough or it's just the novelty factor wearing off.

>>172355942
>>172356089
im not saying your other complaints aren't valid, but all players inherently trend toward a 50% winrate due to how matchmaking works

when is the monkey king gonna get his dinky ass 2 knockup back?

>>172356538
of course, but i'd rather them be well fought games than complete fucking stomps

>>172355036
Forced 50 is real as fuck boi

>>172356538
Being paired against people way out of your league or paired with people who think susano support is a thing are artificial difficulty.

TF2 had better matchmaking because if the server was too hard or easy for you you could just switch.

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I want to craft the new pedestal, but I don't know which skin to get because they're all so shit

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>>172355352
>>172355352
>Is this a meme from another general
Exfuckingscuse me? I'm 100% serious.
There's a ddoser in ranked joust that ddos'd every game up to master last season, and again this season, and he has not be banned.

I am so upset right now, now with him, but at hirez to even allow such a thing like this to happen. I'm also really upset at YOU right now for not believing me.

>>172358708
Wait, you can only get craft points if you buy those garbage skins?

That sucks.

>>172358708
Kephri is probably the least shit
I really wanted a fucking good Bastet skin too.

>>172359410
It's okay Anon, I believe that someone would be petty/scummy enough to do that.

>>172352983
>>172352993
>>172353892
>>172359410
you really need to kill yourself dumb weaboo chucklefuck trash ass cocksucking piece of shit.

I am NEVER leaving fucking faggot nigger piece of shit, I made this general not you fuck you I kept it alive when no one gave a shit, I held ground against the global agenda cucks and the tribes nerds, I made the memes, I bumped I held the shitposting at bay, I even streamed when people were laughing at this "pity attempt at entering the moba market" you'll never get me to shut up fuck you be quiet kys if you think I'm letting the thing I've worked so long for to be taken over by fat autistic anime idiot. fuck you

>>172364359
k

>>172364359
I call it 'wartism'

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>>172362735
I already god Khepri for the portrait

>>172364359
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>>172364359
> I bumped I held the shitposting at bay,
You do a fucking bad job, if I'm not here to bump with waifu pic the general die.

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>taco getting the pickle tonight

how the fuck are you supposed to counter loki in solo lane???????

>>172368079

Don't let him farm early, gank the shit out of him early and often

Loki from behind can't do dick

>>172368620
but how can you gank someone who will NOT leave his tower unless he's invisible and to do the gay decoy ability which WILL clear your lane?

>>172368765

need a jungler who can dive him

fenrir's a good idea, jump stun into ult into dead

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Roses are red
Aphrodite's a slut
Though I must admit
I'd still lick her _______

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>>172369194
Book (of Thoth)

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My boy Matty is gonna pickle the Taco over and over.

Is it just me or are champions like The Morrigan and Nike just gimmicky pieces of shit?

>>172369313
>tattoos
How to know someone is trash.

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>>172370726
Don't be jelly suntouch, you had it and you lost it

>>172370726
My English teacher for 11th and 12th had tattoos and he was one of the greatest men I've ever met.

>>172353892
on joust? whats his name?

>>172359410
pc or console?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_eIzsF7mHs

Why is Sylvanus always banned now? Why would you want to pick him?

Oi, send a faggot a NA Clan invite

IGN: IWillBMYou

>>172381042
Great early game clear. Great out of combat sustain. Good in combat sustain and teamfight potential (protections to yourself and allies, wide AoE knock up)

>>172382856
Sent :)

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Reminder that if your main god doesn't atleast require some skill you should immediately uninstall.

>>172384464
Thanks

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>card art sexy, great face
>in game looks like retard with down syndrome
why is this allowed

>>172385451
Biggest offenders of this are Cerrnous and Old Wa.

>>172384551
My mains are Nox, Arachne, Izanami, Cupid, Ah Puch, Khepri, Nike, Terra and Medusa.
Should I kill myself?

>>172385961
Yes

>>172386420
But they all require skill.
Even Cupid

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>the state of hirez servers
Someone owes me some tribute.

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post butts; male or female

>>172384551
ne zha isnt hard not with the shitty assassins like baka and cama
>muh shit mobility
easily made up by how fucked adcs are whenever hes around and how hard other assassins have been hit
>>172386552
ah punch is retarded all he has is his 3>1>2 combo and occasionally eating corpses. otherwise he sits with his thumb up his ass praying he won't be ganked

>>172391885
You're right about Puch. Just waiting for his new kit.

>>172391885
>3>1>2
>not 1>3>2
???

>>172353758
A developer who moves on to other shitty projects as soon as they make $1 of profit rather than reinforcing whatever project is successful until they grow exponentially before making a new IP.

Hi rez probably won't die, but smite and every other fucking game they make will have zero lifespan if they keep doing this shit.

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>c'mon anon, just a quickie

>>172391251
are there even any male butts to post

>>172396242
Cupid.

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>>172396235
>you cum too early
>"Great Job Dingus"
>"Cancel that"

>>172396468
any good male butts to post*
any good bara male butts to post*

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/6/66/Izanami_Joke_2.ogg

The way Izanami says "twice" makes my dick twitch is this normal

How can every Terra player manage to ruin every game they are in?

>>172396974
The lines that do it for me are:
Skadi- Ooh! Kaldr, look at this one.
Sol- Hahaha! Yes, this I like!

>>172397025
>how can every Loki player manage to ruin every game they are in?
ftfy

>>172397629
>how can every vamana player manage to ruin every game they are in?
ftfy

>>172393107
anon, smite has been a thing for the last 5 or 6 years, it even has spinoffs. the "they only dev games until they make 1 buck" meme is not funny anymore, nor does it make any sense.

>>172398616
They are terrible at keeping games alive
>spinoffs means it's successful!
season 2 was like the peak of the game on steam, it's not on life support or anything but it's not going to grow any time soon, but it could if they would support it enough.

>>172397720
>how can every Anhur player manage to ruin every game they are in?

ftfy

You know how Thoth's ult now has a mana cost for doing fakies? Can we have the same for Merc?

>>172399257
>thoth ult
>projectile
>mercury ult
>forces him to move to the location
no

>>172399838
If you are so dumb that you are spamming the ult and wind up with no mana, you deserve to fly to your destination

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>>172396235
back the FUCK off???

Did the Poseidon visual update also change the appearance of the Kraken? I haven't played as him in forever and i don't usually pay that much attention to it but in his victory screen the Kraken looks different than I remember

>>172399907
thoth ult was nerfed due to the fact you could spam cancel and use it to preassure if it misses oh well you can just 3 away and play keep away. mercury cant really fake out since he either commits and moves to the location or does nothing

>>172400978
IT LITERALLY
SAYS
THAT IS WAS CHANGED
REEEEEEEAD THE PATCH NOTES

>>172400978
>>172402702
did he get a new vp?

>>172402905
VP is the same. Which is good because Poseidon's VP is GOAT

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He is almost here, boyz

>>172407649
Looking forward to it, from what's been datamined his kit sounds really interesting.

Hirez made good QoL changes.
But they won't fix Zhong Kui.

Amaterasu is bae.

Anyone have problems with the HUD editor post patch? It never saves the changes I made and resets every game.

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>>172410525
This is true

>>172411660
I have it since the last patch and the introduction of the anti cheat. Every time my resolution changes to something random, to fix it takes 5 seconds but still it's a bother.

>be in tactics beta for a while
>they send me keys

TAC10271B95A70105
TAC20264F76570105

If somebody is interested

>>172414904
I keep forgetting I have that on my PC, is it any good?

>>172416743
Yes, it's fun but like any cardgame you will always have a P2W aspect and for now roughly 3/4 of the opponent I fought have the founder pack and becaue I don't they have better cards than me and it's hard to grind favor to buy pack because 90% of the quest need you to win games against an human. They either need to replace the win a game by play a game or make the quest doable against the AI like in duel links or magic duels.

How much is the celestial voyage in gem price? I want that Neith skin

>>172420869
400 gems for one skin.

>>172421008
Cool, thank you

>>172403559
OKAY

QUIET

QUIET

QUIET
I never get tired tired of spamming that, whenever people say something in the vgs

>>172353892
>>172359410
Im being completly serious now, even though its looked down upon. Bring it up on Reddit, somebody will have experienced the same. Hi-rez actually listens there, if you are loud enough and present your case in a smart way, something will come out of it.

>>172358708
Khepri and Anhur are the only good ones imo.

I'm coming from dota. Going to play my first match now. Which hero should I pick?

>>172424795
Guan (You)

>>172424795
Loki :^)

>first nu wa player afks in base 0/0/8 pushing only one lane and doesnt even take any towers
>afks in base while crying about how mean bacchus
>next one feeds 0-4 in under 4 minutes
fucking hate nu wa why is everyone picking her now

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>Excited too play smite rivals
>See this

Should I go back to smite?

TEAM?!?!?!

New posidon update is SHIT

Also

THE OLD KRAKEN WAS BETTER

>>172396235
>tongue piercing
No thanks

>>172433775
>he never got a blowjob for a girl with a tongue percing

>>172432673
???????

>>172352338
>playing arena
>my team is literally all new
>enemy team all veterans
Why?

>>172435441
>tfw my ex got hers pierced after we broke up
fucking slut

>tfw our assassin can't finish the fucking game thanks to whirlwind lady
FUCK

filing surveys for gems smart or stupid ?

>>172449964
Only from time to time if you lack 30-40 gems to buy something. Otherwise they are just an huge waste of time.

>bonus victory/defeat
So melee wins every time right?

>>172452218
Teamfight ults are great

Nu Wa has cute feet for a snake abomination.

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>>172452973
The cuttest

How's everyone enjoying getting buttfucked by true damage from Ares + new spear?

>620fp
>300fp
>my team doesn't even have 100 fp combined

Nice balance

>>172454321
what?

>>172454235
bruh I just got whooped and the enemy ares legit had the highest player damage.

>>172454679
nerf chains

>>172454508
It says fp on the loading screen for the battle arena
I assume its because of how much they play

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>>172452973
>Nu Wa has cute feet and she's a sexy snake lady
FTFY

>>172455996
photo-realistic 4k texture feet for Nu wa and awillix when?

>>172456156
Hopefully never, her feet look fine the way they are. If they did that it'd be too uncanny-valley and really weird compared to the rest of her textures and the game.

Who are the top 3 most OP junglers right now?

>>172457770
Chang'e
Hun Batz
Nemesis

>>172457770
Bakasura Chang'e and Ymir

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>>172457770
>>172458903

>chang'e a contested pick now

>>172458236
Why chang'e I'm interested, she's the first God I got to x and I didn't play in a while

>>172458236
>>172458903
>>172459562
fucking memeing faggots

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What's the best way to level kumbha's abilities for support conquest?
I see a lot of people say to max his 2 (smash) first but I don't get why, wouldn't you rather his 3 (yawn) so you can put people to sleep for THREE FUCKING SECONDS rather than his 2 which always stuns just for 2 seconds, leveling it only gives more damage.

>>172396235
Jing wei feet when?

Awilix as pick itself was bad for birthday skin but then we have "angelic".

Chronos "demonlord" and now awilix "angelical".

Are you fucking kidding me?

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WHAT'S THIS SHIT HOLY FUCK

AD IN YOUR FUCKING PROFILE

>>172462112
It feels like these are pre-chosen and we're given the illusion of choice

>>172460730
I go 2 > 3 > 1 > 3 > 4 then focus 3 to max out his mez. I usually put more points into his 1 just because it makes clearing super easy. At just 2 points hitting the lead minion will put a pretty good dent in the wave for your ADC to pick up the rest. Any time you can put a point into his ult, do it. You really don't need to worry about ranking up his 2 much since like you said you really want it for the root and that duration is flat across all upgrades

>>172462376
You made me feel very deep in a unconcious level.

Btw, being that they don't give any shit for adventoures and shit, I would believe that.

>>172462112
woah woah woah, hold up. ANGELIC FUCKING WON? Are you shitting me? That was literally the worst option presented. It's going to be boring as shit too. Awilix dressed like a slut on halloween in an angel costume and Suku will be white with like a pink bow or something stupid

The Card for Star Tamer Bastet gets me hard!
What the fuck happened with the 3D model skin!?

>>172462524
Not trying to be lolsodeep tinfoil mode just these these skins we get to vote for are just so fucking basic. 20$ that this Awilix one will just end up looking like a Diablo reject.

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>anhur got a new skin
>it's actually pretty fuckin good

i don't know if i'm suffering an aneurysm and this is all an illusion or if god has finally granted me access to heaven

>>172462234
>not already having the god pack

>>172462112
WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE SUCH SHIT TASTE!

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>>172462112

>implying angelic can't be edge lord as fuck

>>172464481
I bet my left testicle that somebody will propose a fallen angel skin.

>>172464648

... one winged angel?!

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>>172365612
>>172430016
>>172440514
>>172446836
>>172455996
I see that you too, have excellent taste. Keep posting bros!

>>172465238
that girl is ugly as shit
if someone's body type does not fit the cosplay why fucking bother

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>>172465471
t. low test beta fuccboi
>he can't even into THICC
>MFW

>>172464009
>playing with all gods instead of mainning a few ones for a solid base.

>>172466085

>maining a god like an autist

this isn't a fighting game, the wider your god pool the better

>>172466220
>he wider your god pool the better
So tell me what's better from playing ALL gods instead of mainning, let's say, 25

>>172462112
This news ruined my day. Jesus fuck the Smite community is full of retards

but I guess this is just confirming what I already knew

>>172466314

I mean if you just play casuals who gives a shit, do whatever. But if you're playing a role and only play the top tiers for that one, and all that shit is banned out or picked away from you, you're fucked.

>>172462376
most likely, i mean look at last seasons Anubis t5, who the fuck plays anubis. Most nubs play Neith or Loki, experienced players thought he was garbage, and out of all fucking mages he's the one thats picked.

lol, you just know it was predetermined, hirez are very competent at being jews I got to give them that.

>cutsey chest roll for every donation

I wonder if there's a minimum or can you just spam them with $1

>>172462112
>angelic
welp, time to kill myself.

>>172466876
I want to know how long you have to get a reward for donating. Is it just those 4 hours? They don't specify anywhere

>>172460730
>Maxing Kumbha's 2 first
Never, under circumstance do this, ever. It's the second stupidest thing you can do with Kumbha's. The duration on his root is always the same, so there is no reason to max it until last. You level his 1 first because that's your wave clear, then you level his 3 for the mez, then you level his root.

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>>172462234
Better than dota2 with its ingame ads and its huge lobby ads that prevent you from doing anything until you close them by clicking a tiny not right now text.

>All these people who don't like Archon Thanatos
I never realised this general had such shit taste.

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>>172463447
His load-in animation - I swear to god - has the Za Warudo sound effect, I bought it almost for that alone.

>>172466314
let's see:

>you learn how each role is played
>you get a basic understanding on how each god works which allows you to know what your allies and enemies can really do and how
>you'll always be able to do whatever pick your team needs
>if you master each one you'll also always be able to pick and or trade in ranked and assault

>>172467393
angelic is a bland and generic as fuck theme that only edgy fucks like. you fucks are so blinded by how "cool" those are that you've even said that the anime thor skin was of lower quality than your precious epic angel, even though angelic thanatos has so many visuals bugs and barely fits among the current tier 4s.

>>172467875
I wish they would give Ragnarok Thor as a donation reward

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WHICH OF YOU EDGY MOTHER FUCKERS VOTED FOR ANGELIC!
https://twitter.com/SmiteGame/status/847187021617664000

>>172468169
Me because I wantd archon awilex

>>172468408
me too desu

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>>172468169
I voted Western.

>>172468169
Freya deserved that skin.

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>>172468985
>TFW you will never kiss Artemis with that hat on

>>172469520
kys

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>>172469734
YOU FIRST!

>>172469520
I want to kiss her butthole with or without the hat.

what kind of satisfaction do you get form posting the same trash picture with a variation of the same autism >le feeling when no penis in mouth xd ebin

every year above 12 that you have is an issue

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Friendly reminder that Tina has decent tits.

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>>172470354
Friendly reminder that Tina wrote the majority of the voice packs in Smite

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>>172469901
>>172470354

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>>172470354
She also has a tight ass

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>>172468169
Reminder if you're complaining about angelic winning because you think there's too much out of the 300+ skins we have, kill urself desu

>Demonic:
Demon Serqet
Demon Bellona
"Demon" Chronos
Archdoggo Anubis
Hellrider Chiron
>Angelic:
Archon

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>>172470637
Tina is best girl.

>>172470951
You realize 90% of the base skins are angelic since they are gods right?

>>172471271

holy shit you are one dumb mother fucker

>>172471324
>Smite battleground of the gods
>gods
No, but it seems you are

>>172471454

Yes, all gods had angels.

fucks sake

>>172472057
I don't think you know what the word angelic means. You should try using google so you don't look like you have a tiny brain.

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>>172471232

Tina needs to do this pose!

>>172471454
>gods and angels are the same thing
anon, are you retarded or something?

>>172472504
So you're just baiting...

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>>172468169
Well maybe somebody will do one based on the weirdest representation of angel and it won't be only Awilix in a discount angel hallowen costume riding a white Suku

>>172472583
How is that even bait? you can't just call everything a bait to make yourself happy. fuck off this board if your self-confidence is that weak.

@172473572
No more (You)s for you senpai.

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Maybe we'll get a decent community skin next year :(

How the fuck do I play and build sobek, I build a lot of defense, but still feel like I die fast, while doing no dmg

>>172470951
>implying it wont be a tryhard nonmeta mage/angelic assassin skin again

>>172474848
50-50 makes it so you die fast if you build defense, and do no damage if you build damage. You just have to accept the loss.

>>172474848
You buy landshark sobek and spam VVGR
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/d/dd/LandSharkSobek_VGS_Other_G_R.ogg

>>172475072
So what exactly am i suppossed to do?

>>172475326
Go wild
http://www.smitefire.com/

>>172475326
Nothing. Sometimes you'll build full defense and you'll die instantly. Sometimes you build half and half and you'll never die. It depends on your win/loss ratio. If the game sees you've won too often recently, you'll get melted and won't do any damage regardless of build. The opposite is true if you're below 50.

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>Try to queue
>5 minute wait only to have Queue pop and not go anywhere
>Everyone else gets thrown back to main menu while leader is stuck in a frozen limbo

???

>>172477421
My favorite is when you accept and go into the match to get kicked out and get a 30 minute ban

>>172477421
>roomate installed some bitcoin shit
>wifi is slower then bootless ymir in pos whirlpool
>cant even get captcha most of the time

>>172462234
I own every single god with favor, why would i waste money on this stupid retarded pack.

>>172471271
Love this unintelligible meme.

>>172477990
>roomate installed some bitcoin shit
call him a retard

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>Refer-a-friend
>Adds referral
>Logs in
>Not on the list
>Goes to add a referral and adds name
>"You cannot add a referral that is already referred"

Uh Hi-rez ???

>>172469901
I want her to piss on me.

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>>172470951
What is Celestial Isis?

Why are fedora-tippers so triggered by angel skins?

>>172484923
honestly i'd rather them have an OC skin and have all the creative freedom other than [THEME]

>>172484760
How is that angelic?

>>172485273
>Stain glass feathers
>Church in card background
>Light around her head

Are you merely pretending to be retarded?

i'm actually impressed that this gen stays up, LOL is the number one moba and can't even keep up their general. What is it about SMITE that attracts the 4chan audience?

>>172485073
Really makes you wonder why they don't just say "community skin contest, GO"
and let people vote on any submission for any god...

>>172474848
Sobek main here. He's one of the less tanky Guardians. He can do shit ton of dmg, but he's early clear and dmg is shit. You build penetration and a bit of defence.

>>172483580

>Get added finally
>Show up
>Do a game
>It disappears from my Referral

What the fuck is this

>>172484760
>What is Celestial Isis?
Celestial.

>>172486465
I'm thankful for that honestly, I started playing dark souls again and revisited /dsg/ and they make 800 posts an hour so it's really impossible to keep up, luckily most games I play tend to have low population generals

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>>172471232
no, taco

>>172454679
screenshot it

>play Ra
>one shit people with my death ray
lmao who made this god

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>>172494259

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>>172471232
>>172494259
Not even close. Redhead best HiRezfu.

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>>172497096
>nigger fucker over 2 qts who lust for white cock
lmao

>>172497096
>red hair
>pale skin
>no freckles
>cute as fuck
She's almost perfect.

>>172497589
Yes but can she cook?

>winning a match
>out of nowhere everyone starts hitching up
>match disconnected
>reconnect
>brings me back to start menu
>match apparently kicked everyone out, didn't count for anyone
>no drop in reputation
>this is the 3rd time this has happened this week

what in the actual fuck is going on with the servers? I've had multiple matches with people dropping or it straight up just dropping entire matches

>>172505225
quick follow up

>try one more match before bed
>enemy Janus DCs at the start of the match
>steamroll easily, they surrender at 5 minutes
>game freezes at victory screen
>when it finally gets past it after about 10 minutes the match also didn't count

how do they expect us to do these dumbass celestial missions if you can't even play a match?

>angelic won
Why are people so boring?

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>>172509536
because otherwise we get mecha shit highrez puts in the game anyways.

we got 1 angel skin so far and thats a limited one.

>>172509536
It's either that or another fucking robot skin

>>172509536
What "fun" skin did you have in mind anon?

>>172488356
If they did that they'd have to finally make the Chef Vulcan skin, and they seem to be quite opposed to do.

>>172462112
Prepare yourselves to choose between "generic winged Awilix skin" and "generic winged Sukuskin".

>>172497589
>>no freckles
freckles are top tier and you are a fag.

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>>172515014
It begins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQVLJFEY904

>>172479179
To get a massive favor refund to buy all the recolor/emote and never get them in chest.

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>>172515105
can confirm!

>>172515406
thanks for sharing

I just got a Smite Tactics beta invite. Should I bother? Not sure if the game looks all that appealing to me.

>>172523328
Just try it, it's free.

>>172523542
I'd have to delete something to install it though.

>>172512028
Sports would be fun.

>>172529578
We don't need any more Spurd sgins posters

Jing Wei is cute.

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>>172533069
>not posting proof

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Should I send her lewd messages?

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>>172535060
get out weirdo

Hey there, just hopped into this game. Have not played mobas in a long time. Would like to play modes that aren't Arena or Joust, can anyone give some quick explanations so I don't be too dead a burden?

>>172538040
Just play the other will have as much experience as you.

Will I get banned for saying "I'll hang myself if you don't start grouping up" instead of telling my team to kill themselves?

>>172540072

shouldn't

>>172540072
can't believe I got banned for telling someone to kill themselves, the little bitch was trash talking all game as well what the fuck like

>>172532474
At first I didn't like Chang'e much but then I realized she's the only girl in this game who doesn't talk.

>>172542745

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/b/b3/LatinChangE_Death_1.ogg

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>>172538040
Clash and siege are fairly similar to joust just on a slightly larger scale. There are plenty of videos to watch if you're unsure about conquest mechanics. Also never play assault.

Do you get for watching spring fling thing besides regular twitch reward stuff?

How do you build Bastet? I feel like I do no damage with her but every time I play against her she's shredding people apart

>>172545564
If there will be any unique drops like there was at Worlds, it would usually be tweeted out by HiRezChris / Smite twitter or something.
And to think 3 people have already donated $1K. So close to the goal before the stream even started.

>>172546210

some people just fiending for that archon and poolseiden

>>172545608
Power and penetration. Always try harassing squishies with leap + bleed.

If you're not team /matty/ you're not my friend.

>>172540072
I say I'm gonna kill myself in-game and in lobby at least once a day and i'm still here.

I'm a liar and immune to ban

>Taco is Matty's partner

>>172548451
>Be on different teams
>still be partners
????

>>172548651
They partners in a way that matty gets to pick where his enemy will pick meat from. So if he picked mayo, which is supposed to be more difficult, taco will have to do it from mayo too

>>172548842
Ohhhh, that makes sense.

It should be fun to see them mess with each other

>i love matty's meat
she doesn't even care lmao.

Ok Taco is literally a slut now

>she loves matty's meat

confirmed

>>172548965
She only lusts for Matty's dick, thats not a slut.

Thats a good girl.

rainday getting destroyed by

heh nothing personal kid

>>172549164
liked the kid the moment he started shitting on rayday.

Hindu has me fucking crying

taco pls

Who is this kid? Does he have cancer or something?

Bunch of fucking misogynistic scum at HiRez taking advantage of women of color

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Taco is getting abused lmao.

Mogee didn't get it half as bad as last year.

>Tfw don't have 1k to waste on Archon
Maybe next year senpaitachi

So what exactly counts as an "objective kill"?
GF, FG, Apophis, BDK, and ____?

>>172550384
Tower, phoenix and Titan

"Post modern"

>12
>favorite god loki
What a fucking surprise

The Morrigan.
Mid or Jungle?
I want to get back into Conquest

>>172549640

>loki main

He is cancer

>>172551457
Jungle.

>>172551553
No but really why is there a 12 year old cringe kid on the stream?

>>172551209
lewd

>>172551646

I'm gonna guess that this was his wish or some shit, so yeah he probably is sick somehow

I just had a funny idea for hirez. They should make a limited skin chest but only give it away to people who donate 500 or more

>Please get on the other side of the wall
>to taco
Fucking SAVAGE

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>Taco please get on the other side of the wall
you are alright prettyhair

is there anything more sad that a slightly buffed up manlet ?

i mean even though hes in better shape than the taller guys he still looks ridiculous next to them

>>172553035
buff manlets are hilarious.

Even wolfy in all his obesity doesn't look as funny as elchapoo does.

is there any reason to watch the stream?
are they giving out codes or is it just random lootbot?

>>172546210
>>172553469

Tina noooooo!

>>172549050
>premarital sex
Slut.

WELL TIME TO JACK OFF

MIKE DROPPING BOMBS

UBISOFT BTFO

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>Tolly, tolly sucks!
>WAIT NO HE IS ON MY TEAM
>The city of Fdot

>>172554227
To what?

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>>172555106
Tina's toes.

Amaterasu is so fucking easy. Just do Katana motion and horizontal swings holy shit

...are they actually going to play smite or is this just hours of watching 20 somethings play the shit party games you play after a few beers

>>172555882
Hirez vs Pros is usually pretty late in the day.

I Wanna see Toily kiss Aggro

What did they do for the Jing Wei one? I missed it while making some delicious Iced Tea.

>>172556291
machine gun and small hop with hand flickering on the side.

I didn't realize you could get Odyssey chests for watching this

Can I get anything for donating?

>>172557145
A cutesy chest. If you donate 1k you can get Archon or poolseidon

wtf is highrez streaming??

"WHAT THE FUCK"

>>172557421
idk but it makes me wish I wasn't a neet and I worked for hirez
they look like a real fun bunch of people, it's like I'm watch my favorite slice of life anime!

FDOT ACTUALLY THREW UP LOL
HAHAHAHAHAHA

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JUST

Press f to pay respects for F.

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>>172557829
That was the most disgusting thing this stream and its been filled with disgusting stuff.

>>172555459
speaking of this is it good that I do a per-empitve swing before engagements because it seems the 2-3 hit is faster than the 1-2 hit

>holy keks

someone reply to me when they start playing games